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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,250 --> 00:00:14,330 On my way down to coordinate search and rescue. 2 00:00:14,417 --> 00:00:16,457 On my way down to coordinate search and rescue. 3 00:00:16,542 --> 00:00:19,502 I mean, honestly, how do you keep your food down? 4 00:00:19,583 --> 00:00:20,673 Shut up. 5 00:00:23,125 --> 00:00:25,205 -Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa! -Hey, hey. Buddy! 6 00:00:25,292 --> 00:00:27,792 What do you think? Maximum occupancy has been reached. 7 00:00:27,875 --> 00:00:29,625 -(HULK GROWLS) -2012 THOR: Take the stairs. 8 00:00:29,708 --> 00:00:31,628 -2012 STARK: Yeah. Stop, stop. -(LOUD THUD) 9 00:00:36,750 --> 00:00:38,670 AGENT: Hand over the case, Stark. 10 00:00:38,750 --> 00:00:40,580 -Hand it over. -(2012 STARK STUTTERS) 11 00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:42,543 PIERCE: Stark? 2012 THOR: Stark? 12 00:00:45,250 --> 00:00:46,330 Breathe, breathe. 13 00:00:51,333 --> 00:00:54,583 STARK: Good job. Meet me in the alley. I'm gonna grab a quick slice. 14 00:00:59,292 --> 00:01:00,962 No stairs! 15 00:01:01,042 --> 00:01:03,172 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 16 00:01:03,250 --> 00:01:04,830 (HULK ROARS) 17 00:01:10,708 --> 00:01:11,748 2012 THOR: Where's Loki? 18 00:01:12,292 --> 00:01:14,712 Loki! Loki! 19 00:01:51,958 --> 00:01:53,498 (WIND BLOWING) 20 00:02:38,333 --> 00:02:39,543 (SPUTTERS) 21 00:02:43,792 --> 00:02:44,792 (GRUNTS) 22 00:02:48,375 --> 00:02:49,375 (DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE) 23 00:03:01,083 --> 00:03:04,713 I am Loki of Asgard. 24 00:03:05,917 --> 00:03:08,667 And I am burdened with glorious purpose. 25 00:03:08,750 --> 00:03:10,080 (IN MONGOLIAN) 26 00:03:12,750 --> 00:03:13,830 (IN ENGLISH) I... 27 00:03:14,375 --> 00:03:15,535 (WARBLES) 28 00:03:16,792 --> 00:03:18,172 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 29 00:03:21,083 --> 00:03:22,083 Never mind. 30 00:03:22,667 --> 00:03:24,077 Don't touch that. 31 00:03:25,583 --> 00:03:26,753 (WARBLES) 32 00:03:29,708 --> 00:03:32,498 Appears to be a standard sequence violation. 33 00:03:33,292 --> 00:03:35,832 Branch is growing at a stable rate and slope. 34 00:03:36,333 --> 00:03:37,883 Variant identified. 35 00:03:39,083 --> 00:03:40,173 I beg your pardon. 36 00:03:40,583 --> 00:03:42,833 On behalf of the Time Variance Authority, 37 00:03:42,917 --> 00:03:46,077 I hereby arrest you for crimes against the Sacred Timeline. 38 00:03:46,833 --> 00:03:47,963 Hands up. 39 00:03:48,042 --> 00:03:49,922 -(WEAPONS POWERING) -You're coming with us. 40 00:03:50,833 --> 00:03:52,213 I'm sorry. Who's "us"? 41 00:03:54,292 --> 00:03:55,752 Last chance, Variant. 42 00:03:56,708 --> 00:03:58,128 (CHUCKLES) 43 00:03:58,792 --> 00:03:59,792 (SNIFFLES) 44 00:03:59,875 --> 00:04:01,575 It's been a very long day, 45 00:04:01,667 --> 00:04:05,577 and I think I've had my fill of idiots in armored suits telling me what to do, 46 00:04:05,667 --> 00:04:09,247 so, if you don't mind, this is actually your last chance. 47 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:12,712 Now get out of my way. 48 00:04:24,292 --> 00:04:27,172 You are now moving at 1/16th speed, 49 00:04:27,958 --> 00:04:30,458 but feeling all that pain in real time. 50 00:04:38,917 --> 00:04:39,917 (LOKI GRUNTS) 51 00:04:42,583 --> 00:04:43,883 Reset the timeline. 52 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:54,080 (DEVICE CLICKING) 53 00:04:56,083 --> 00:04:57,753 (WARBLING) 54 00:05:05,833 --> 00:05:06,923 (GRUNTS) 55 00:05:12,792 --> 00:05:14,382 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 56 00:05:17,333 --> 00:05:19,293 MAN 1: What species? MAN 2: Variant Skrull. 57 00:05:19,917 --> 00:05:21,377 What is this place? 58 00:05:21,458 --> 00:05:23,998 My dad is on the board of Goldman Sachs. 59 00:05:24,083 --> 00:05:26,293 One call and your whole job is privatized. 60 00:05:26,375 --> 00:05:28,455 MAN 3 : All right. MAN 4: How'd you like that? 61 00:05:28,542 --> 00:05:29,922 MAN 1: Hello, sir. 62 00:05:31,625 --> 00:05:32,625 (GASPS) 63 00:05:35,042 --> 00:05:36,082 (GRUNTING) 64 00:05:38,958 --> 00:05:41,248 -HUNTER B-15: Come on. -You're making a terrible mistake. 65 00:05:41,333 --> 00:05:42,923 MAN 4: You're making a big mistake. Whoa! 66 00:05:43,958 --> 00:05:46,208 -Hello, ma'am, uh... -HUNTER B-15: Log this as evidence. 67 00:05:47,125 --> 00:05:48,165 Oh... 68 00:05:48,750 --> 00:05:50,460 Can you at least tell me what it is? 69 00:05:50,542 --> 00:05:53,212 It's the Tesseract. Be very careful with it. 70 00:05:53,875 --> 00:05:54,955 MAN: It sounds dumb. 71 00:05:55,042 --> 00:05:56,212 (PANTING) 72 00:05:57,083 --> 00:05:58,213 Know this. 73 00:05:58,292 --> 00:06:01,002 You cross me, there are deadly consequences. 74 00:06:01,458 --> 00:06:02,458 We'll see. 75 00:06:03,417 --> 00:06:04,537 (GRUNTS) 76 00:06:12,125 --> 00:06:13,285 (WARBLES) 77 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:16,672 Hey, hey! 78 00:06:24,667 --> 00:06:25,917 Absolutely not. 79 00:06:26,542 --> 00:06:28,582 This is fine Asgardian leather. 80 00:06:31,875 --> 00:06:33,955 Hold very still. 81 00:06:37,833 --> 00:06:38,833 (SIGHS) 82 00:06:39,417 --> 00:06:40,957 (STUTTERS) Now, hang on just a minute. 83 00:06:41,333 --> 00:06:42,673 (SCREAMS) 84 00:06:44,167 --> 00:06:45,247 (GASPS) 85 00:06:45,333 --> 00:06:46,713 (PURRING) 86 00:06:50,792 --> 00:06:53,582 Please sign to verify this is everything you've ever said. 87 00:06:53,667 --> 00:06:54,667 What? 88 00:06:55,500 --> 00:06:56,960 (MACHINE WHIRS) 89 00:06:59,125 --> 00:07:00,285 Sign this, too. 90 00:07:02,458 --> 00:07:03,708 Oh, this is absurd. 91 00:07:04,958 --> 00:07:06,128 (MACHINE WHIRS) 92 00:07:08,458 --> 00:07:09,458 And this. 93 00:07:10,625 --> 00:07:11,875 (SIGHS) 94 00:07:25,583 --> 00:07:26,963 (GASPS) 95 00:07:30,917 --> 00:07:31,997 (DOOR CLOSES) 96 00:07:32,583 --> 00:07:34,003 (PANTING) 97 00:07:36,292 --> 00:07:39,462 Please confirm to your knowledge that you are not a fully robotic being, 98 00:07:39,542 --> 00:07:41,002 were born an organic creature, 99 00:07:41,083 --> 00:07:43,883 and do in fact possess what many cultures would call a soul. 100 00:07:44,333 --> 00:07:46,383 What? "To my knowledge"? 101 00:07:47,208 --> 00:07:49,418 Do a lot of people not know if they're robots? 102 00:07:49,500 --> 00:07:51,580 Thank you for confirming. Move through. 103 00:07:54,625 --> 00:07:56,125 (MACHINE PULSATING) 104 00:08:00,250 --> 00:08:02,170 What if I was a robot and I didn't know it? 105 00:08:02,542 --> 00:08:04,632 The machine would melt you from the inside out. 106 00:08:04,708 --> 00:08:05,788 Please move along, sir. 107 00:08:09,458 --> 00:08:12,538 Okay, I'm not a robot, so I'll be fine. 108 00:08:14,417 --> 00:08:15,877 (HUMMING) 109 00:08:18,250 --> 00:08:19,250 What? 110 00:08:23,500 --> 00:08:25,460 -LOKI: Oh, what's that? -Your temporal aura. 111 00:08:25,542 --> 00:08:28,002 -What's that? -Please, through the door. 112 00:08:32,167 --> 00:08:33,247 Take a ticket. 113 00:08:33,875 --> 00:08:36,455 What is this, a deli? No. 114 00:08:42,792 --> 00:08:43,882 Take a ticket. 115 00:08:45,625 --> 00:08:47,205 There's only two of us in here. 116 00:08:47,708 --> 00:08:49,828 MINUTEMAN: Take a ticket. 117 00:08:50,583 --> 00:08:51,633 (SIGHS) 118 00:09:04,625 --> 00:09:05,745 (EXHALES) 119 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,040 This is a mistake! I shouldn't be here! 120 00:09:13,917 --> 00:09:16,457 (FEMALE VOICE OVER PA) Hey there! You're probably saying, 121 00:09:16,542 --> 00:09:19,252 "This is a mistake. I shouldn't even be here." 122 00:09:23,292 --> 00:09:25,712 Welcome to the Time Variance Authority. 123 00:09:25,792 --> 00:09:27,252 I'm Miss Minutes, 124 00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:32,543 and it's my job to catch you up before you stand trial for your crimes. 125 00:09:33,208 --> 00:09:35,498 So let's not waste another minute. 126 00:09:35,583 --> 00:09:39,543 Settle in, sharpen your pencils, and check this out. 127 00:09:39,625 --> 00:09:42,245 (THUNDERCLAP) 128 00:09:42,333 --> 00:09:46,043 Long ago, there was a vast multiversal war. 129 00:09:46,125 --> 00:09:49,825 Countless unique timelines battled each other for supremacy, 130 00:09:49,917 --> 00:09:52,207 nearly resulting in the total destruction of... 131 00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:54,922 -(EXPLOSION) -...well, everything. 132 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:58,210 But then, the all-knowing Time-Keepers emerged, 133 00:09:58,292 --> 00:10:03,132 bringing peace by reorganizing the multiverse into a single timeline, 134 00:10:03,208 --> 00:10:05,628 the Sacred Timeline. 135 00:10:06,583 --> 00:10:11,083 Now, the Time-Keepers protect and preserve the proper flow of time 136 00:10:11,167 --> 00:10:13,457 for everyone and everything. 137 00:10:13,875 --> 00:10:18,915 But sometimes, people like you veer off the path the Time-Keepers created. 138 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,330 We call those Variants. 139 00:10:22,667 --> 00:10:26,537 Maybe you started an uprising, or were just late for work. 140 00:10:26,625 --> 00:10:30,705 Whatever it was, stepping off your path created a nexus event, 141 00:10:30,792 --> 00:10:34,212 which, left unchecked, could branch off into madness, 142 00:10:34,292 --> 00:10:37,292 -leading to another multiversal war. -(BEEPING) 143 00:10:38,917 --> 00:10:40,287 But, don't worry, 144 00:10:40,375 --> 00:10:42,075 to make sure that doesn't happen, 145 00:10:42,167 --> 00:10:46,997 the Time-Keepers created the TVA and all its incredible workers. 146 00:10:47,083 --> 00:10:48,383 (BEEPING) 147 00:10:48,458 --> 00:10:51,918 The TVA has stepped in to fix your mistake 148 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,920 and set time back on its predetermined path. 149 00:10:56,333 --> 00:10:59,923 Now that your actions have left you without a place on the timeline, 150 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,630 you must stand trial for your offenses. 151 00:11:02,708 --> 00:11:06,498 So sit tight, and we'll get you in front of a judge in no time. 152 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:08,633 Just make sure you have your ticket, 153 00:11:08,708 --> 00:11:11,958 and you'll be seen by the next available attendant. 154 00:11:13,083 --> 00:11:17,133 -For all time. -PEOPLE: Always. 155 00:11:20,708 --> 00:11:22,248 (SCOFFS) 156 00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:25,173 Time-Keepers? The Sacred Timeline? 157 00:11:25,250 --> 00:11:26,710 Who actually believes this bunkum? 158 00:11:26,792 --> 00:11:29,292 -MINUTEMAN: Ticket, sir? -He didn't give me a ticket. I asked. 159 00:11:29,375 --> 00:11:31,875 -Ticket, sir! -I tried to ask that guy for a ticket! 160 00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:32,998 Sir... 161 00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:36,423 What, you're raising your voice at me, bucket head? 162 00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:37,880 -(WARBLES) -(SCREAMS) 163 00:11:42,167 --> 00:11:43,457 (SHUDDERS) 164 00:11:45,542 --> 00:11:48,002 MISS MINUTES: Thanks for visiting the TVA. 165 00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:50,503 Don't hesitate to let us know how we're doing. 166 00:11:51,542 --> 00:11:53,542 (OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 167 00:12:21,292 --> 00:12:24,132 The hunter and his Minutemen responded to a routine nexus event. 168 00:12:24,208 --> 00:12:27,378 It appears that when they arrived, somebody got the jump on 'em. 169 00:12:27,708 --> 00:12:28,748 You think? 170 00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:30,883 HUNTER U-92: It's him. 171 00:12:33,375 --> 00:12:36,165 Yeah, stab wounds look consistent with the others. 172 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:41,460 Positioning of the bodies indicates they didn't know what the hell hit 'em. 173 00:12:42,958 --> 00:12:46,828 And reset charge is gone. 174 00:12:47,750 --> 00:12:49,830 That's the sixth attack in the last week. 175 00:12:51,250 --> 00:12:52,630 That we know of. 176 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,830 -Hey! -Wait, stand down! Stand down. 177 00:12:58,750 --> 00:13:00,000 It's just a kid. 178 00:13:04,042 --> 00:13:05,382 (IN FRENCH) 179 00:13:09,083 --> 00:13:10,423 HUNTER U-92: (IN ENGLISH) Hey, yo! 180 00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:11,880 (IN FRENCH) 181 00:13:36,458 --> 00:13:37,538 (IN ENGLISH) Tap it. 182 00:13:40,333 --> 00:13:41,753 (IN FRENCH) 183 00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:57,125 (IN ENGLISH) Don't worry, that devil's afraid of us. 184 00:13:57,208 --> 00:13:58,998 We're gonna take care of him. 185 00:13:59,083 --> 00:14:02,423 And we're gonna put you back where you belong. 186 00:14:07,250 --> 00:14:08,710 (IN FRENCH) 187 00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:20,828 (IN ENGLISH) Devil bearing gifts. 188 00:14:22,417 --> 00:14:26,077 Go ahead and run this for sequence period and any hints of temporal aura. 189 00:14:27,292 --> 00:14:28,712 You know we won't get anything. 190 00:14:28,792 --> 00:14:30,672 Yeah, just give it a shot. 191 00:14:30,750 --> 00:14:32,000 (BEEPING) 192 00:14:33,292 --> 00:14:35,962 HUNTER U-92: The branch is nearing red line. We need to go. 193 00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,382 Okay. 194 00:14:39,625 --> 00:14:41,535 (IN FRENCH) 195 00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:45,077 (IN ENGLISH) It's okay. 196 00:14:51,333 --> 00:14:52,963 HUNTER U-92: Set a reset charge. 197 00:14:53,042 --> 00:14:54,332 (WARBLES) 198 00:14:55,792 --> 00:14:57,672 Sir, there's something you'll wanna see. 199 00:15:03,792 --> 00:15:05,672 -(GAVEL BANGS) -JUDGE: Next case, please. 200 00:15:10,583 --> 00:15:16,463 Laufeyson. Variant L1130, AKA Loki Laufeyson, 201 00:15:16,542 --> 00:15:20,542 is charged with sequence violation 7-20-89. 202 00:15:23,458 --> 00:15:24,748 How do you plead? 203 00:15:25,167 --> 00:15:26,457 (CHUCKLES) 204 00:15:26,542 --> 00:15:29,002 Madam, a god doesn't plead. 205 00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:33,457 This has been a very enjoyable pantomime, but I'd like to go home now. 206 00:15:33,958 --> 00:15:36,748 Are you guilty or not guilty, sir? 207 00:15:36,833 --> 00:15:40,463 (SCOFFS) Guilty of being the God of Mischief? Yes. 208 00:15:40,542 --> 00:15:43,632 Guilty of finding all this incredibly tedious? Yes. 209 00:15:43,708 --> 00:15:48,078 Guilty of a crime against the Sacred Timeline? 210 00:15:48,167 --> 00:15:50,497 Absolutely not, you have the wrong person. 211 00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,633 Oh, really? And who should we have? 212 00:15:52,708 --> 00:15:54,828 I suspect, the Avengers. 213 00:15:54,917 --> 00:15:58,627 I came into possession of the Tesseract because they traveled through time, 214 00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:03,208 no doubt in a last-ditch effort to stave off my ascent to God King. 215 00:16:03,292 --> 00:16:05,332 That's quite an accusation. 216 00:16:05,417 --> 00:16:08,627 LOKI: Oh, believe me, you can smell the cologne of two Tony Starks. 217 00:16:08,708 --> 00:16:12,378 You speak of Time Criminals? It's they you should be after. 218 00:16:12,458 --> 00:16:16,748 Perhaps you could provide me with a taskforce and resources, 219 00:16:16,833 --> 00:16:19,423 and I could return and eliminate them for you. 220 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,330 We're not here to talk about the Avengers. 221 00:16:21,417 --> 00:16:22,577 -Oh, no? -No. 222 00:16:22,667 --> 00:16:26,627 What they did was supposed to happen. You escaping was not. 223 00:16:28,167 --> 00:16:29,957 (LAUGHS) 224 00:16:31,042 --> 00:16:32,672 Right. Uh... 225 00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:36,040 "Not supposed to happen"? According to whom? 226 00:16:36,792 --> 00:16:38,332 The Time-Keepers? 227 00:16:38,417 --> 00:16:40,327 Oh, the Time-Keepers. Right. 228 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:46,083 Well, perhaps I should speak to these Time-Keepers, gods to gods. 229 00:16:46,833 --> 00:16:49,133 I'm sorry, but they're quite busy. 230 00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:51,078 Oh, they are? What are they doing? 231 00:16:51,167 --> 00:16:53,037 Dictating the proper flow of time. 232 00:16:53,125 --> 00:16:55,785 I see. Right. And then what do you do? 233 00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:59,210 Dictate the proper flow of time according to their dictations. 234 00:16:59,292 --> 00:17:00,422 How do you plead? 235 00:17:02,208 --> 00:17:03,418 Guilty... 236 00:17:07,125 --> 00:17:08,325 of this. 237 00:17:12,375 --> 00:17:13,415 (STIFLED LAUGHTER) 238 00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:19,630 -What's going on? -LOKI: Hang on. Everyone quiet. 239 00:17:20,417 --> 00:17:21,667 (CHUCKLES) 240 00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:24,750 -He's trying to use his powers, ma'am. -Don't rush me. (GRUNTS) 241 00:17:24,833 --> 00:17:26,503 Damn it! Why won't it work? 242 00:17:26,583 --> 00:17:31,133 Magic powers? They're no good in the TVA, Mr. Laufeyson. 243 00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:34,880 The court finds you guilty, and I sentence you to be reset. 244 00:17:34,958 --> 00:17:36,458 Next case, please! 245 00:17:36,542 --> 00:17:40,502 "Reset"? What does that mean? What, is it bad? What does it mean? 246 00:17:40,583 --> 00:17:45,083 Hey! You ridiculous bureaucrats will not dictate how my story ends! 247 00:17:45,167 --> 00:17:48,537 It's not your story, Mr. Laufeyson. It never was. 248 00:17:48,625 --> 00:17:51,535 You have no idea what I'm capable of! 249 00:17:51,625 --> 00:17:53,205 MAN: I... I think I might. 250 00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,328 Have an idea of what he's capable of. 251 00:17:58,875 --> 00:18:00,125 Approach the bench. 252 00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:06,167 (SOFTLY) Hi. 253 00:18:07,750 --> 00:18:10,460 If you're thinking what I think you are, it's a bad idea. 254 00:18:10,542 --> 00:18:12,752 Okay, I'm just chasing a hunch. 255 00:18:14,542 --> 00:18:17,332 Anything goes sideways, it's on you. 256 00:18:17,667 --> 00:18:20,327 Okay. I feel like I'm always looking up to you. 257 00:18:20,417 --> 00:18:22,707 I like it. It's appropriate. 258 00:18:29,167 --> 00:18:30,577 (GRUNTING) 259 00:18:32,167 --> 00:18:33,327 And who are you? 260 00:18:38,167 --> 00:18:40,077 I'm gonna burn this place to the ground. 261 00:18:40,167 --> 00:18:43,037 I'll show you where my desk is, you can start there. 262 00:18:49,208 --> 00:18:50,288 Have a look. 263 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,290 Home sweet home. 264 00:19:01,125 --> 00:19:02,705 I thought there was no magic here. 265 00:19:02,792 --> 00:19:03,832 There isn't. 266 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,040 That's not real. 267 00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:31,245 It is, and, unfortunately, so is all the paperwork. 268 00:19:31,333 --> 00:19:33,293 Good tinder for your fire, though. Come on. 269 00:19:34,375 --> 00:19:35,705 This place is a nightmare. 270 00:19:35,792 --> 00:19:37,042 That's another department. 271 00:19:37,125 --> 00:19:39,285 Now that department I'll help you burn down. 272 00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:45,293 (LOKI SIGHS) 273 00:19:46,250 --> 00:19:48,000 I'm Agent Mobius, by the way. 274 00:19:51,583 --> 00:19:53,213 Are you taking me somewhere to kill me? 275 00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:56,632 No. That's where you just were. I'm taking you some place to talk. 276 00:19:57,458 --> 00:19:58,538 I don't like to talk. 277 00:19:58,625 --> 00:20:01,075 But you do like to lie, which you just did. 278 00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:04,633 Because we both know you love to talk. 279 00:20:04,708 --> 00:20:06,168 Talkie-talkie. 280 00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:09,325 How long have you been here? 281 00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:13,667 (SIGHS) I don't know. It's hard to say, time passes differently here in the TVA. 282 00:20:14,625 --> 00:20:16,745 -What does that mean? -You'll catch up. 283 00:20:18,792 --> 00:20:22,252 LOKI: So, you're part of the TVA's courageous and dedicated workforce? 284 00:20:22,333 --> 00:20:23,383 Yes. 285 00:20:23,458 --> 00:20:25,748 -You were created by the Time-Keepers. -Yep. 286 00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:28,833 -To protect the Sacred Timeline. -Correct. 287 00:20:28,917 --> 00:20:31,207 (LAUGHS) 288 00:20:31,292 --> 00:20:32,332 Is that funny? 289 00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:36,713 The idea that your little club decides the fate of trillions of people 290 00:20:36,792 --> 00:20:40,212 across all of existence at the behest of three space lizards, 291 00:20:40,292 --> 00:20:41,422 yes, it's funny. 292 00:20:41,958 --> 00:20:42,958 It's absurd. 293 00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:44,875 I thought you didn't like to talk. 294 00:20:44,958 --> 00:20:45,958 (SCOFFS) 295 00:20:46,708 --> 00:20:47,998 (SIGHS) 296 00:20:48,083 --> 00:20:49,083 After you. 297 00:21:02,167 --> 00:21:05,787 For the record, this really does feel like a killing-me kind of a room. 298 00:21:05,875 --> 00:21:07,745 Not big on trust, are you? 299 00:21:08,417 --> 00:21:10,787 Trust is for children and dogs. 300 00:21:11,292 --> 00:21:13,082 There's only one person you can trust. 301 00:21:13,167 --> 00:21:15,127 MOBIUS: Yourself? I like it. 302 00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:16,788 Slap it on a T-shirt. 303 00:21:18,125 --> 00:21:21,165 If the TVA truly oversees all of time, 304 00:21:21,250 --> 00:21:23,580 how have I never heard of you until now? 305 00:21:23,667 --> 00:21:25,247 'Cause you've never needed to. 306 00:21:25,333 --> 00:21:27,503 You've always lived within your set path. 307 00:21:27,583 --> 00:21:29,963 I live within whatever path I choose. 308 00:21:30,042 --> 00:21:32,882 MOBIUS: Sure you do. Okay, come have a seat. 309 00:21:38,333 --> 00:21:40,833 I told you, time moves differently in the TVA. 310 00:21:41,708 --> 00:21:42,708 Come on, sit down. 311 00:21:44,167 --> 00:21:46,167 Let's get into this. 312 00:21:53,542 --> 00:21:54,582 Go on, have a seat. 313 00:22:02,458 --> 00:22:04,078 If looks could kill. 314 00:22:04,917 --> 00:22:06,457 What do you want from me? 315 00:22:06,542 --> 00:22:09,002 (INHALES) Well, let's start with a little cooperation. 316 00:22:09,583 --> 00:22:10,673 Not my forte. 317 00:22:10,958 --> 00:22:11,998 Really? 318 00:22:12,083 --> 00:22:15,173 Even when you're wooing someone powerful you intend to betray? 319 00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:16,250 Come on. 320 00:22:16,875 --> 00:22:18,375 You don't know anything about me. 321 00:22:18,458 --> 00:22:20,168 Maybe I'd like to learn. 322 00:22:21,250 --> 00:22:23,750 I specialize in the pursuit of dangerous Variants. 323 00:22:24,458 --> 00:22:25,458 Like myself? 324 00:22:25,750 --> 00:22:26,790 Mmm... 325 00:22:26,875 --> 00:22:28,995 No, particularly dangerous Variants. 326 00:22:29,083 --> 00:22:31,673 You're just a little pussycat. 327 00:22:32,292 --> 00:22:34,252 I got a set of questions for you. 328 00:22:34,333 --> 00:22:35,713 You answer them honestly, 329 00:22:35,792 --> 00:22:38,672 and then maybe I can give you something you want. 330 00:22:39,292 --> 00:22:40,672 You wanna get out of here, right? 331 00:22:41,458 --> 00:22:42,788 Yeah, so we'll start there. 332 00:22:42,875 --> 00:22:44,955 Should you return, what are you gonna do? 333 00:22:47,708 --> 00:22:49,958 -Finish what I started. -Which is? 334 00:22:50,542 --> 00:22:51,792 Claim my throne. 335 00:22:52,208 --> 00:22:53,458 You wanna be king? 336 00:22:53,542 --> 00:22:55,542 I don't want to be, I was born to be. 337 00:22:55,625 --> 00:22:58,205 I know, but king of what exactly? 338 00:22:58,625 --> 00:22:59,665 (SCOFFS) 339 00:23:00,583 --> 00:23:02,043 You wouldn't understand. 340 00:23:02,125 --> 00:23:03,125 Try me. 341 00:23:06,042 --> 00:23:07,422 Midgard. 342 00:23:07,500 --> 00:23:09,250 AKA Earth. 343 00:23:10,458 --> 00:23:13,168 All right. Now you're the king of Midgard, then what? 344 00:23:13,250 --> 00:23:14,420 Happily ever after? 345 00:23:16,500 --> 00:23:18,670 Asgard, the Nine Realms. 346 00:23:19,250 --> 00:23:21,210 -Space? -Space? 347 00:23:21,292 --> 00:23:25,082 Space is big. That'd be a nice feather in your cap. 348 00:23:25,167 --> 00:23:26,627 "Loki, the King of Space." 349 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,880 Mock me if you dare. 350 00:23:29,958 --> 00:23:31,708 No, I'm not. (CHUCKLES) 351 00:23:32,042 --> 00:23:35,132 Honestly, I'm actually a fan. Yeah. 352 00:23:35,208 --> 00:23:41,168 And I guess I'm wondering why does someone with so much range just wanna rule? 353 00:23:45,208 --> 00:23:47,418 I would've made it easy for them. 354 00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:48,920 People like easy. 355 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:53,130 The first and most oppressive lie ever uttered 356 00:23:54,167 --> 00:23:55,577 was the song of freedom. 357 00:23:56,083 --> 00:23:57,293 How's that one go? 358 00:23:57,375 --> 00:23:59,915 For nearly every living thing, 359 00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:05,500 choice breeds shame and uncertainty and regret. 360 00:24:07,083 --> 00:24:09,253 There's a fork in every road, 361 00:24:09,333 --> 00:24:12,003 yet the wrong path always taken. 362 00:24:12,458 --> 00:24:14,128 Good. Yeah. 363 00:24:14,208 --> 00:24:15,828 You said "nearly every living thing," 364 00:24:15,917 --> 00:24:18,747 so I'm guessing you don't fall into that category? 365 00:24:18,833 --> 00:24:20,543 (CHUCKLES) 366 00:24:21,667 --> 00:24:22,667 (SIGHS) 367 00:24:22,750 --> 00:24:24,960 The Time-Keepers have built quite the circus, 368 00:24:26,083 --> 00:24:29,083 and I see the clowns are playing their parts to perfection. 369 00:24:29,625 --> 00:24:30,915 (CHUCKLES) 370 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,040 Big metaphor guy. I love it. 371 00:24:33,125 --> 00:24:34,915 Makes you sound super smart. 372 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,130 I am smart. 373 00:24:36,792 --> 00:24:37,882 I know. 374 00:24:37,958 --> 00:24:39,078 Okay. 375 00:24:41,292 --> 00:24:42,292 Okay. 376 00:24:43,958 --> 00:24:45,208 (WHIRRING) 377 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,500 (SCOFFS) What is this? 378 00:25:04,042 --> 00:25:06,832 A sampling of your greatest hits, if I may. 379 00:25:10,375 --> 00:25:11,495 (SIGHS) 380 00:25:13,875 --> 00:25:16,285 LOKI: (OVER VIDEO) If it's all the same to you... 381 00:25:19,292 --> 00:25:20,752 I'll have that drink now. 382 00:25:23,042 --> 00:25:24,042 No. 383 00:25:24,625 --> 00:25:27,125 And I remember. I was there. Anything else? 384 00:25:28,208 --> 00:25:32,378 It's funny, for someone born to rule, you sure do lose a lot. 385 00:25:33,083 --> 00:25:35,213 You might even say it's in your nature. 386 00:25:35,292 --> 00:25:39,132 You know, things didn't turn out so well for the last person who said that to me. 387 00:25:39,208 --> 00:25:40,668 Oh, yeah, Phil Coulson. 388 00:25:41,833 --> 00:25:42,833 (GROANS) 389 00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:44,248 THOR: No! 390 00:25:45,083 --> 00:25:49,173 Didn't the Avengers come together to literally avenge him by defeating you? 391 00:25:49,250 --> 00:25:51,130 Little solace to a dead man. 392 00:25:51,208 --> 00:25:52,748 Do you enjoy hurting people? 393 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,500 Making them feel small? 394 00:25:57,125 --> 00:25:58,325 Making them feel afraid? 395 00:25:58,417 --> 00:26:00,997 -Your games don't frighten me. -Making them feel little? 396 00:26:01,083 --> 00:26:02,253 I know what I am. 397 00:26:02,333 --> 00:26:04,083 -A murderer? -A liberator. 398 00:26:04,833 --> 00:26:06,253 Of eyeballs, maybe. 399 00:26:07,375 --> 00:26:08,375 (MAN SCREAMS) 400 00:26:09,167 --> 00:26:12,167 MOBIUS: Look at that smile. You are enjoying that. 401 00:26:12,250 --> 00:26:13,750 Did you enjoy hurting them? 402 00:26:13,833 --> 00:26:16,043 I don't have to play this game. I'm a god. 403 00:26:16,125 --> 00:26:18,325 Of what, again? Mischief, right? 404 00:26:18,417 --> 00:26:21,827 Yeah. I don't see anything very mischievous about this. 405 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,710 No, I don't suppose you do. 406 00:26:26,792 --> 00:26:28,132 (MOBIUS SIGHS) 407 00:26:28,708 --> 00:26:30,458 Let's talk about your escapes. 408 00:26:30,542 --> 00:26:34,832 You're really good at doing awful things, and then just getting away. 409 00:26:34,917 --> 00:26:37,537 What can I say? I'm a mischievous scamp. 410 00:26:38,625 --> 00:26:40,035 This is one of my favorites. 411 00:26:41,667 --> 00:26:44,747 (OVER PA) From the flight deck, Captain William A. Scott, 412 00:26:44,833 --> 00:26:48,213 Northwest Orient Airlines 305, on schedule to land in Seattle. 413 00:26:48,292 --> 00:26:50,042 Flight time today, approximately... 414 00:26:50,125 --> 00:26:51,285 Bourbon and soda? 415 00:26:52,333 --> 00:26:53,383 Thank you. 416 00:26:53,875 --> 00:26:55,075 FLIGHT ATTENDANT: Absolutely. 417 00:26:55,167 --> 00:26:57,037 Is there anything else I can do for you, sir? 418 00:26:57,958 --> 00:26:59,788 I suppose we'll find out, won't we? 419 00:27:01,667 --> 00:27:02,667 (CHUCKLES) 420 00:27:06,208 --> 00:27:08,538 -Uh, Miss? -Yes, Mr. Cooper? 421 00:27:08,625 --> 00:27:10,875 You might want to take a look at that note. 422 00:27:13,250 --> 00:27:14,540 (WHISPERS) I have a bomb. 423 00:27:30,625 --> 00:27:33,245 I fail to see how this has any relevance or bearing on... 424 00:27:33,333 --> 00:27:34,923 (SHUSHES) No. This is the good part. 425 00:27:46,958 --> 00:27:48,128 See you again someday. 426 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:54,210 (GRUNTS) Brother, Heimdall, you better be ready. 427 00:28:11,125 --> 00:28:14,705 I can't believe you were D.B. Cooper. Come on! 428 00:28:14,792 --> 00:28:17,332 I was young, and I lost a bet to Thor. 429 00:28:17,417 --> 00:28:20,667 Where was the TVA when I was meddling with these affairs of men? 430 00:28:20,750 --> 00:28:23,920 We were right there with you, just surfing that Sacred Timeline. 431 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:27,080 So that had the Time-Keepers' seal of approval, did it? 432 00:28:27,167 --> 00:28:30,377 Well, I wouldn't think of it in terms of approval and disapproval. 433 00:28:30,458 --> 00:28:31,578 That's sort of a... 434 00:28:32,625 --> 00:28:33,785 Let's get back to escapes... 435 00:28:33,875 --> 00:28:35,915 -(SIGHS) -...and a little psychobabble. 436 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,790 What is it that you think that you're really running from? 437 00:28:38,875 --> 00:28:39,915 Enough. 438 00:28:40,875 --> 00:28:42,705 -(WARBLES) -(SIGHS) 439 00:28:42,792 --> 00:28:44,042 Back in your cage. 440 00:28:44,958 --> 00:28:47,208 See, I can play the heavy keys, too. 441 00:28:47,292 --> 00:28:49,332 I was just standing up to make a point. 442 00:28:49,417 --> 00:28:50,917 (CHUCKLES) I'm sorry, go ahead. 443 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,290 It won't be as meaningful now. 444 00:28:52,375 --> 00:28:53,535 Okay, well, stay seated. 445 00:28:53,625 --> 00:28:54,875 I'll do what I want to do! 446 00:28:54,958 --> 00:28:55,958 Sure. 447 00:28:59,417 --> 00:29:00,457 (SIGHS) 448 00:29:00,542 --> 00:29:02,962 What exactly is it that you want? 449 00:29:03,042 --> 00:29:06,252 I want you to be honest about why you do what you do. 450 00:29:06,750 --> 00:29:07,790 Liar. 451 00:29:07,875 --> 00:29:08,875 I'm serious. 452 00:29:08,958 --> 00:29:14,668 All I seek is a deeper understanding of the fearsome God of Mischief. 453 00:29:14,750 --> 00:29:17,630 -(LOKI SCOFFS) -What makes Loki tick? 454 00:29:18,083 --> 00:29:20,633 -I know what this place is. -What is it? 455 00:29:20,708 --> 00:29:22,038 It's an illusion. 456 00:29:24,417 --> 00:29:30,577 It's a cruel, elaborate trick conjured by the weak to inspire fear. 457 00:29:30,667 --> 00:29:33,877 A desperate attempt at control. 458 00:29:33,958 --> 00:29:36,208 Now, you all parade about 459 00:29:36,292 --> 00:29:39,712 as if you're the divine arbiters of power in the universe. 460 00:29:40,500 --> 00:29:42,130 -We are. -You're not. 461 00:29:43,042 --> 00:29:44,582 My choices are my own. 462 00:29:44,667 --> 00:29:46,957 Your choice is your own. Good, let's go with that. 463 00:29:47,042 --> 00:29:48,712 I think this one's gonna fire you up. 464 00:29:48,792 --> 00:29:52,752 The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life's joy 465 00:29:52,833 --> 00:29:55,213 in a mad scramble for power... 466 00:29:55,333 --> 00:29:56,333 Precisely. 467 00:29:57,458 --> 00:29:58,458 I was... 468 00:29:58,958 --> 00:30:02,378 I am on the verge of acquiring everything I am owed, 469 00:30:02,458 --> 00:30:04,668 and when I do, it'll be because I did it. 470 00:30:04,750 --> 00:30:06,500 Not because it was supposed to happen. 471 00:30:06,583 --> 00:30:10,713 Or because you or the Time Variance Authority, 472 00:30:10,792 --> 00:30:13,882 or whatever it is you call yourselves, allowed me to. 473 00:30:14,583 --> 00:30:16,043 Honestly, you're pathetic. 474 00:30:16,958 --> 00:30:18,078 You're an irrelevance. 475 00:30:19,042 --> 00:30:20,042 A detour. 476 00:30:20,667 --> 00:30:22,207 A footnote to my ascent. 477 00:30:24,458 --> 00:30:25,538 You finished? 478 00:30:25,958 --> 00:30:28,078 You're gonna start taking things seriously. 479 00:30:28,208 --> 00:30:30,248 -(GROANS) -If you hadn't picked up the Tesseract, 480 00:30:30,333 --> 00:30:32,923 you would have been taken to a cell on Asgard. 481 00:30:35,458 --> 00:30:37,288 (CHAINS JINGLING) 482 00:30:42,333 --> 00:30:43,333 Loki. 483 00:30:43,917 --> 00:30:45,417 LOKI: (OVER VIDEO) Hello, Mother. 484 00:30:46,042 --> 00:30:47,422 Have I made you proud? 485 00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:50,170 Please don't make this worse. 486 00:30:50,250 --> 00:30:51,250 What is this? 487 00:30:51,333 --> 00:30:53,923 This is nonsense, more tricks. This never even happened. 488 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,040 MOBIUS: Not to you. 489 00:30:55,125 --> 00:30:56,285 Not yet. 490 00:30:57,083 --> 00:30:59,423 Look, the TVA doesn't just know your whole past, 491 00:30:59,500 --> 00:31:01,920 we know your whole life, how it's all meant to be. 492 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,540 Think of it as comforting. 493 00:31:04,208 --> 00:31:05,288 This is absurd. 494 00:31:05,375 --> 00:31:07,165 And am I not your mother? 495 00:31:08,792 --> 00:31:09,882 (LOKI CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 496 00:31:11,417 --> 00:31:12,497 LOKI: You're not. 497 00:31:14,292 --> 00:31:15,292 FRIGGA: Hmm. 498 00:31:17,375 --> 00:31:21,575 Always so perceptive about everyone but yourself. 499 00:31:22,083 --> 00:31:24,293 MOBIUS: And then the Dark Elves attack the palace, 500 00:31:24,375 --> 00:31:26,665 and you think you send them to Thor. 501 00:31:26,750 --> 00:31:29,170 You might wanna take the stairs to the left. 502 00:31:29,750 --> 00:31:31,830 But instead, you send them... 503 00:31:32,417 --> 00:31:33,667 I'll never tell. 504 00:31:35,125 --> 00:31:36,165 (GROANS) 505 00:31:48,250 --> 00:31:49,330 (BREATH SHUDDERS) 506 00:31:49,417 --> 00:31:51,247 Where do you have her? Where is she? 507 00:31:51,833 --> 00:31:53,293 You lead them right to her. 508 00:31:53,375 --> 00:31:56,125 I don't believe you. You're lying. It's not true. 509 00:31:56,208 --> 00:31:57,628 It is true. 510 00:31:58,125 --> 00:31:59,825 That's the proper flow of time, 511 00:31:59,917 --> 00:32:04,287 and it happens again and again and again because it's supposed to, 512 00:32:04,375 --> 00:32:05,495 because it has to. 513 00:32:05,583 --> 00:32:08,213 -The TVA makes sure of it. -Where is she? 514 00:32:08,292 --> 00:32:11,832 Now why don't you tell me, do you enjoy hurting people? 515 00:32:11,917 --> 00:32:13,957 -I don't believe you. -Do you enjoy killing? 516 00:32:14,042 --> 00:32:15,882 -I'll kill you. -Like you did your mother? 517 00:32:16,583 --> 00:32:17,633 (GRUNTS) 518 00:32:19,042 --> 00:32:20,462 -(WARBLES) -(GRUNTS) 519 00:32:21,042 --> 00:32:22,212 (EXHALES) 520 00:32:23,167 --> 00:32:26,037 Sorry, the Time Twister just loops you, not the furniture. 521 00:32:26,458 --> 00:32:28,418 You weren't born to be king, Loki. 522 00:32:28,500 --> 00:32:31,830 You were born to cause pain and suffering and death. 523 00:32:31,917 --> 00:32:35,577 That's how it is, that's how it was, that's how it will be. 524 00:32:35,667 --> 00:32:40,167 All so that others can achieve their best versions of themselves. 525 00:32:46,667 --> 00:32:48,247 (CHITAURI SCREECHING) 526 00:32:57,875 --> 00:32:59,075 What is this place? 527 00:33:02,417 --> 00:33:03,457 Come on. 528 00:33:08,333 --> 00:33:09,753 (DOOR OPENS) 529 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,580 HUNTER B-15: What are you doing? 530 00:33:13,667 --> 00:33:16,247 My job. Is it yours to interrupt? 531 00:33:16,333 --> 00:33:18,133 We have a situation. 532 00:33:18,208 --> 00:33:20,828 (SIGHS) There's always a situation. 533 00:33:23,458 --> 00:33:24,628 Don't go anywhere. 534 00:33:25,875 --> 00:33:28,165 It was just getting good. Spirited. 535 00:33:29,458 --> 00:33:31,038 (SIGHS) 536 00:33:35,250 --> 00:33:37,830 -Talking to that Variant is a mistake. -That's your position. 537 00:33:37,917 --> 00:33:39,167 He should be reset! 538 00:33:39,250 --> 00:33:42,080 You think everyone should be reset. I'm getting good stuff! 539 00:33:42,167 --> 00:33:43,167 We lost another unit. 540 00:33:47,792 --> 00:33:50,712 Okay, Loki, I think we can finish up tomorrow and just pick it... 541 00:34:03,542 --> 00:34:05,172 Mischievous scamp. 542 00:34:11,542 --> 00:34:13,132 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 543 00:34:21,708 --> 00:34:23,328 Wish I could say I was surprised. 544 00:34:23,417 --> 00:34:26,127 -Yeah, I wish you hadn't interrupted us. -Me? It's my fault? 545 00:34:26,208 --> 00:34:27,878 Look, he can't have gotten very far. 546 00:34:27,958 --> 00:34:30,378 HUNTER B-15: Split up. Prune on sight. 547 00:34:30,458 --> 00:34:33,328 No, no pruning, no resetting. He can still help us! 548 00:34:36,333 --> 00:34:37,883 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 549 00:34:42,333 --> 00:34:43,503 (WHISPERS) Hey. 550 00:34:43,583 --> 00:34:45,293 Hey. I know you. 551 00:34:45,375 --> 00:34:47,875 -You're that criminal with the blue box. -(SHUSHES) 552 00:34:48,542 --> 00:34:50,382 -Ow. -What's your name? 553 00:34:50,958 --> 00:34:52,248 Casey. 554 00:34:53,125 --> 00:34:55,575 Give me the Tesseract, or I'll gut you like a fish, Casey. 555 00:34:55,667 --> 00:34:57,127 -What's a fish? -(SHUSHES) 556 00:34:57,208 --> 00:34:58,208 (WHISPERS) What's a fish? 557 00:34:58,292 --> 00:34:59,832 How do you not know what a fish is? 558 00:34:59,917 --> 00:35:01,667 I've lived my entire life behind a desk. 559 00:35:01,750 --> 00:35:03,330 Well, what difference does it make? 560 00:35:03,417 --> 00:35:06,207 I wanna know exactly what I'm being threatened with before I comply. 561 00:35:06,292 --> 00:35:09,132 Death, Casey. Violent, painful death. 562 00:35:09,208 --> 00:35:12,208 Okay, okay. I comply, I comply. 563 00:35:13,833 --> 00:35:15,383 I comply. Jeez! 564 00:35:17,125 --> 00:35:20,325 Um... Oh. 565 00:35:20,417 --> 00:35:22,077 -CASEY: This it? -(SIGHS) 566 00:35:26,917 --> 00:35:27,917 LOKI: What? 567 00:35:29,167 --> 00:35:30,537 Infinity Stones? 568 00:35:33,083 --> 00:35:34,083 How... 569 00:35:35,667 --> 00:35:36,827 How do you have these? 570 00:35:36,917 --> 00:35:39,077 Oh, We actually get a lot of those. 571 00:35:39,375 --> 00:35:41,745 Yeah. Some of the guys use them as paperweights. 572 00:35:42,625 --> 00:35:43,705 Some of 'em. 573 00:35:56,083 --> 00:35:57,383 (GASPS SOFTLY) 574 00:36:24,833 --> 00:36:27,333 Is this the greatest power in the universe? 575 00:36:31,667 --> 00:36:32,877 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 576 00:36:39,125 --> 00:36:41,455 CASEY: Oh, you almost hit me! 577 00:36:41,542 --> 00:36:42,832 That's so messed up. 578 00:36:43,667 --> 00:36:45,667 HUNTER B-15: Split up. Check the lower concourse. 579 00:36:46,792 --> 00:36:48,082 CASEY: I do not forgive you. 580 00:36:49,917 --> 00:36:50,997 (GRUNTS) 581 00:36:51,083 --> 00:36:52,253 (SIGHS) 582 00:36:53,375 --> 00:36:55,375 (PANTING) 583 00:36:56,917 --> 00:36:57,917 (GRUNTS) 584 00:36:59,417 --> 00:37:00,667 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 585 00:37:33,417 --> 00:37:35,127 (BREATH TREMBLING) 586 00:37:44,833 --> 00:37:46,463 I love you, my sons. 587 00:37:49,208 --> 00:37:50,628 Remember this place. 588 00:37:52,375 --> 00:37:53,495 Home. 589 00:37:53,583 --> 00:37:54,833 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 590 00:38:10,833 --> 00:38:12,543 Loki, I thought the world of you. 591 00:38:14,958 --> 00:38:17,628 I thought we were gonna fight side by side forever. 592 00:38:17,708 --> 00:38:18,958 (RUMBLING) 593 00:38:22,708 --> 00:38:25,538 Maybe you're not so bad after all, brother. 594 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:27,000 Maybe not. 595 00:38:27,875 --> 00:38:28,915 THOR: Thank you. 596 00:38:29,708 --> 00:38:31,748 If you were here, I might even give you a hug. 597 00:38:31,833 --> 00:38:32,833 (CHUCKLES) 598 00:38:32,917 --> 00:38:34,207 LOKI: I'm here. 599 00:38:35,250 --> 00:38:36,790 (RUMBLING) 600 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:47,380 THANOS: Undying? 601 00:38:51,083 --> 00:38:53,833 You should choose your words more carefully. 602 00:38:54,875 --> 00:38:56,035 (LOKI CHOKING) 603 00:39:07,333 --> 00:39:08,543 LOKI: (STRAINING) You... 604 00:39:09,667 --> 00:39:10,917 will never be... 605 00:39:13,958 --> 00:39:14,998 a god. 606 00:39:18,792 --> 00:39:19,882 (BONES CRACK) 607 00:39:19,958 --> 00:39:21,128 (GASPS) 608 00:39:21,208 --> 00:39:23,248 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 609 00:39:34,250 --> 00:39:36,080 (WARBLING) 610 00:39:37,792 --> 00:39:39,462 (EXPLOSION) 611 00:39:52,667 --> 00:39:53,827 (SCOFFS) 612 00:39:56,125 --> 00:39:58,165 (LAUGHING) 613 00:40:06,417 --> 00:40:07,877 HUNTER B-15: What's so funny? 614 00:40:09,958 --> 00:40:11,418 (DOOR CLOSES) 615 00:40:11,500 --> 00:40:13,040 Glorious purpose. 616 00:40:24,292 --> 00:40:25,292 (BOTH GRUNTING) 617 00:40:25,375 --> 00:40:26,495 (GROANS) 618 00:40:33,208 --> 00:40:34,708 (BEEPS) 619 00:40:36,292 --> 00:40:37,792 (BEEPS) 620 00:40:38,667 --> 00:40:39,877 (GRUNTS) 621 00:40:41,375 --> 00:40:42,415 (PANTING) 622 00:40:52,708 --> 00:40:54,458 (WARBLES) 623 00:40:59,542 --> 00:41:00,542 Stop... 624 00:41:02,125 --> 00:41:03,125 It. 625 00:41:04,167 --> 00:41:05,207 Stop it! 626 00:41:06,875 --> 00:41:08,495 St... Stop it... 627 00:41:08,583 --> 00:41:09,923 It... Stop it... 628 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:13,040 Stop... I... St... Sto... St... 629 00:41:21,875 --> 00:41:25,415 And this guy kept saying he was gonna turn me into a fish, 630 00:41:25,500 --> 00:41:26,540 whatever that is, 631 00:41:26,625 --> 00:41:28,825 and then they show up and just prune my cart, 632 00:41:28,917 --> 00:41:30,577 so there was nothing I could have done. 633 00:41:30,667 --> 00:41:32,167 (GASPS) 634 00:41:32,750 --> 00:41:34,210 Hey, there you are. 635 00:41:34,292 --> 00:41:37,582 You know, that Variant you had got away. 636 00:41:40,167 --> 00:41:41,287 (SIGHS) 637 00:41:46,833 --> 00:41:47,883 (SIGHS) 638 00:41:50,917 --> 00:41:52,127 (DOOR OPENS) 639 00:41:54,833 --> 00:41:55,883 (DOOR CLOSES) 640 00:41:55,958 --> 00:41:56,958 MOBIUS: Loki? 641 00:41:59,708 --> 00:42:01,078 Nowhere left to run. 642 00:42:04,708 --> 00:42:06,248 I can't go back, can I? 643 00:42:08,875 --> 00:42:10,165 Back to my timeline. 644 00:42:18,333 --> 00:42:21,293 I don't enjoy hurting people. 645 00:42:25,458 --> 00:42:26,458 I... (SIGHS) 646 00:42:27,042 --> 00:42:28,292 I don't enjoy it. 647 00:42:30,500 --> 00:42:34,250 I do it because I have to, 648 00:42:34,333 --> 00:42:35,503 because I've had to. 649 00:42:36,083 --> 00:42:37,583 Okay, explain that to me. 650 00:42:38,083 --> 00:42:40,463 Because it's part of the illusion. 651 00:42:43,042 --> 00:42:48,422 It's the cruel, elaborate trick conjured by the weak to inspire fear. 652 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:50,750 A desperate play for control. 653 00:42:51,792 --> 00:42:53,382 You do know yourself. 654 00:42:55,625 --> 00:42:57,325 A villain. (SIGHS) 655 00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,420 That's not how I see it. 656 00:43:06,583 --> 00:43:08,083 You try to use that? 657 00:43:08,167 --> 00:43:09,457 Oh, several times. 658 00:43:11,125 --> 00:43:14,375 Even an Infinity Stone is useless here. 659 00:43:16,125 --> 00:43:17,455 (SCOFFS) 660 00:43:17,542 --> 00:43:19,582 The TVA is formidable. 661 00:43:20,458 --> 00:43:22,078 MOBIUS: That's been my experience. 662 00:43:22,833 --> 00:43:25,463 Listen, I can't offer you salvation, 663 00:43:26,208 --> 00:43:28,328 but maybe I can offer you something better. 664 00:43:31,042 --> 00:43:33,962 A fugitive Variant's been killing our Minutemen. 665 00:43:35,083 --> 00:43:38,713 And you need the God of Mischief to help you stop him? 666 00:43:38,792 --> 00:43:40,172 That's right. 667 00:43:40,750 --> 00:43:41,920 Why me? 668 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:43,920 The Variant we're hunting is... 669 00:43:44,917 --> 00:43:45,917 you. 670 00:43:48,250 --> 00:43:49,330 I beg your pardon? 671 00:44:18,958 --> 00:44:21,288 MINUTEMAN: Time signature is early third millennium. 672 00:44:21,375 --> 00:44:22,495 Definitely anachronistic. 673 00:44:27,292 --> 00:44:28,292 (SNIFFS) 674 00:44:29,167 --> 00:44:30,247 Oil. 675 00:44:30,917 --> 00:44:33,037 I think some jackass found himself a time machine, 676 00:44:33,125 --> 00:44:34,535 came back here to get rich. 677 00:44:34,625 --> 00:44:36,665 Should we fan out and look for him, sir? 678 00:44:37,125 --> 00:44:40,125 Nah. It's not worth the paperwork. 679 00:44:40,208 --> 00:44:42,878 Just prune it. Let's bail. Set a charge. 680 00:44:43,583 --> 00:44:46,043 MINUTEMAN: Wait. Someone's out there. 681 00:44:49,500 --> 00:44:50,580 Check it out. 682 00:44:50,667 --> 00:44:52,077 (WEAPONS POWERING) 683 00:45:01,708 --> 00:45:02,788 HUNTER U-92: Get down! 684 00:45:03,417 --> 00:45:05,707 (MINUTEMEN SCREAMING) 685 00:45:13,625 --> 00:45:15,075 (GRUNTING) 686 00:45:16,917 --> 00:45:18,327 (HUNTER U-92 SCREAMING) 687 00:50:12,833 --> 00:50:15,043 MISS MINUTES: Thanks for visiting the TVA. 688 00:50:15,125 --> 00:50:17,955 Don't hesitate to let us know how we're doing. 45548

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