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♪ THIS IS THE LIFE ♪

♪ HOLD ON TIGHT ♪

♪ AND THIS IS THE DREAM ♪

14-YEAR-OLD SENSATION HANNAH MONTANA

CONTINUES HER SMASH TOUR

WITH ANOTHER SOLD-OUT SHOW

TOMORROW NIGHT IN LOS ANGELES.

♪ I'M GONNA TAKE MY TIME, YEAH ♪

♪ I'M STILL GETTING IT RIGHT ♪

♪ THIS IS THE LIFE ♪

WHOO! DID YOU HEAR THAT?

SOLD OUT IN LOS ANGELES!

WHOO!

OW! OW! NEEDLE IN FINGER!

SHARP, SHOOTING PAIN.

OH, I'M SORRY, FERMINE.

THAT'S OK. I KISS IT. MM--ALL BETTER.

ALL RIGHT.

OH, LOOK AT YOU. YOU LOOK GORGEOUS.

YOU'RE GONNA LOOK BEAUTIFUL IN YOUR FINALE.

DO IT WITH ME. COME ON NOW.

WORK IT OUT. WORK IT OUT.

AND POP IT!

[RIP]

OH!

TUSHIE TEAR.

AWKWARD MOMENT. TIME TO GO.

DON'T LOOK AT MY BOOTY.

UH, NO DANGER OF THAT, PARTNER.

I LOVE YOU, HANNAH MONTANA.

DO YOU MIND? I AM ON THE PHONE HERE, ALL RIGHT?

I'VE GOT A LIFE, TOO,

AND I WOULD APPRECIATE IT

IF I COULD HAVE ONE CONVERSATION

WITHOUT HEARING THE WORDS HANNAH MONTANA.

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, GIRL.

I KNOW HANNAH MONTANA.

AND I GOT TWO INCREDIBLE TICKETS FOR TOMORROW NIGHT.

GREAT. WE'LL SEE YOU THEN.

I NEED TWO INCREDIBLE SEATS

FOR TOMORROW NIGHT.

SORRY. I'M SOLD OUT.

DAD--

THINK ABOUT IT THIS WAY, MILEY--

HE GOES OUT WITH THE GIRL, THEY FALL IN LOVE,

THEY GET MARRIED, HE MOVES OUT.

YOU GOT THE TICKETS.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

HELLO.

Lilly: HEY, IT'S ME!

LANDING IN 20 SECONDS!

GREAT!

LILLY ALERT IN 18 SECONDS!

SHE'S YOUR BEST FRIEND, MILEY.

SOONER OR LATER, YOU'LL HAVE TO TELL HER YOU'RE HANNAH MONTANA.

I PICK LATER.

NINE SECONDS. GET THE JUICE!

GOT IT! GOOD!

3... 2... 1!

GUESS WHO JUST LANDED TWO TICKETS

TO THE HOTTEST CONCERT IN TOWN!

MILEY, YOU AND I-- I BEING YOUR BEST FRIEND--

ARE GOING TO SEE THE ONE, THE ONLY

HANNAH MONTANA!

WHOO!

YOU'RE NOT SCREAMING.

WHY AREN'T YOU SCREAMING?

OH, BELIEVE ME,

SHE'S SCREAMING ON THE INSIDE.

[INSIDE] AAH!

COME ON.

♪ YOU GET THE LIMO OUT FRONT ♪

♪ OOH-OOH-OOH ♪

♪ HOT STYLES, EVERY SHOE, EVERY COVER ♪

♪ YEAH, WHEN YOU'RE FAMOUS ♪

♪ IT CAN BE KIND OF FUN ♪

♪ IT'S REALLY YOU ♪

♪ BUT NO ONE EVER DISCOVERS ♪

♪ WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT A GIRL LIKE ME ♪

♪ WOULD DOUBLE AS A SUPERSTAR ♪

♪ YOU GET THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS ♪

♪ CHILL IT OUT, TAKE IT SLOW ♪

♪ THEN YOU ROCK OUT THE SHOW ♪

♪ YOU GET THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS ♪

♪ MIX IT ALL TOGETHER ♪

♪ AND YOU KNOW THAT IT'S THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS ♪

♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪

I JUST DON'T GET IT.

WHY WON'T YOU GO TO THE CONCERT WITH ME?

IT'S JUST THAT, UM...

I REALLY WANT TO SPEND SOME QUALITY TIME

WITH MY BROTHER.

QUALITY TIME WITH YOUR BROTHER?

OK, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO TELL ME,

I GUESS THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO

EXCEPT GO THROUGH LIFE

WONDERING WHAT I DID

TO DESERVE BEING HURT SO BADLY

BY MY BEST FRIEND.

OH, STOP. I JUST CAN'T GO, OK?

OK, THAT'S FINE.

HEY, MILEY. HOW'S IT GOING?

UH, PRETTY GOOD.

JUST GETTING SOME KETCHUP FOR MY VEGGIE BURGER.

I SEE YOU LIKE MAYONNAISE.

I NEVER TRIED THAT ON A VEGGIE BURGER.

MAYBE I SHOULD, BUT NOT TODAY,

BECAUSE I'VE GOT THIS KETCHUP THING--

MILEY. MILEY!

YOU KNOW WHAT A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T KNOW IS--IS...

IT'S ALSO A WONDERFUL MOISTURIZER, MM-HMM.

HERE. ISN'T THAT LOVELY?

MOISTURIZER.

YOU'RE PRETTY FUNNY.

OH, MY HAND DOES FEEL SOFTER.

WOW.

I KNOW. HE IS SO HOT.

AND I'M SO LAME.

HEY, HE'S THE ONE WHO BELIEVED

KETCHUP WAS A MOISTURIZER.

MILEY, YOU'VE BEEN TOTALLY CRUSHING ON JOHNNY COLLINS

FOR MONTHS.

HE THOUGHT YOU WERE FUNNY!

THIS IS YOUR CHANCE! HE'S SITTING RIGHT THERE.

LET'S MOVE!

I JUST CAN'T DO IT.

[SIGH]

YES, YOU CAN.

MILEY, YOU'RE SMART, YOU'RE FUNNY,

AND YOU'RE TOTALLY CUTE.

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AND NOW...

YOU HAVE MY LUCKY BRACELET.

OK.

WAIT! BOOGER CHECK!

YOU'RE SO GROSS.

ALL CLEAR. GOOD TO GO.

SERIOUSLY, DUDE,

IT REALLY DOES SOFTEN YOUR SKIN.

HI, JOHNNY.

HEY! AMBER, ASHLEY,

WE WERE GONNA SIT THERE.

WELL, ISN'T THAT JUST TOO BAD?

DON'T WORRY. THERE ARE SEATS OVER THERE BY THE TRASH CANS.

Both: AT THE LOSERS' TABLE.

OOH! TSS! OOH! TSS!

UH, HEY, AMBER,

I THINK IT MIGHT BE TIME TO PLUCK THE 'STACHE.

AND, ASHLEY--[GASP]-- IS THAT A ZIT,

OR ARE YOU GROWING A NEW HEAD?

Both: GROSS!

OOH! TSS! OOH! TSS!

OK, WE DIDN'T GET THOSE SEATS.

MINOR SETBACK.

BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS,

WE HAVE BETTER SEATS FOR HANNAH MONTANA!

I'M SORRY. IT'S JUST THAT...

I DON'T LIKE HANNAH MONTANA.

WHAT?

HEY, BABY, HOW YOU DOING?

OLIVER OKEN, AND MAY I SAY, YOU TWO ARE SMOKIN'.

IN YOUR DREAMS.

I'M COUNTING ON THAT.

HEY, SLICK.

HEY. OH, YEAH,

SHE WANTS ME.

OLIVER, YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS.

MILEY SAYS SHE DOESN'T LIKE HANNAH MONTANA.

WHAT?

HANNAH MONTANA IS A GODDESS.

I WORSHIP AT HER FEET.

IN FACT, FYI,

SOMEDAY, I'M GONNA BE MR. HANNAH MONTANA.

GONNA WATCH HER EVERY MINUTE OF EVERY DAY,

PROTECT HER FROM ANY OBSESSED FANS.

EVERY NIGHT, I'LL SHAMPOO AND CONDITION

THAT BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HAIR.

OLIVER, I SAY THIS BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT YOU.

GET SOME HELP!

MILEY, DON'T MAKE ME GO SEE MY FAVORITE SINGER

WITHOUT MY BEST FRIEND.

IF YOU DON'T TAKE THIS TICKET,

I'M GONNA END UP GOING TO THE CONCERT

WITH MR. HANNAH MONTANA.

YOU HAVE AN EXTRA TICKET TO HANNAH MONTANA?

[ALL GASP]

THAT WAS REALLY LOUD, WASN'T IT?

HEY, DAD,

I'M REALLY NERVOUS ABOUT MY DATE,

AND, WELL...

I'M JUST GONNA SAY THIS.

THERE IS NOBODY IN THE WORLD

WHOSE ADVICE I TRUST AND RESPECT

MORE THAN YOU.

SON, I'M NOT LOANING YOU MONEY.

WHAT?

IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK THIS IS ABOUT?

DAD, I--I AM HURT.

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BORROWING MONEY FROM YOU.

I WAS ACTUALLY KIND OF HOPING MORE

FOR AN OUTRIGHT GIFT.

I GAVE YOU THE GIFT OF LIFE, SON.

DON'T PUSH IT.

HONEY, WHAT HAPPENED?

HANNAH MONTANA HAPPENED.

YOU MEAN THE KIDS AT SCHOOL FOUND OUT?

NO. THIS WAS JUST ABOUT A TICKET TO SEE HANNAH MONTANA.

WHAT IF THEY FOUND OUT I WAS HANNAH MONTANA?

NO ONE WOULD TREAT ME THE SAME.

I BET LILLY WOULD.

ARE YOU KIDDING?

SHE'S HANNAH'S BIGGEST FAN.

IF SHE KNEW THE TRUTH...

I'D NEVER BE JUST MILEY AGAIN.

OH, BABY DOLL--

I'M TAKING A WALK ON THE BEACH.

NOW HOLD ON JUST A MINUTE.

FIRST, LET'S GET THIS FRENCH FRY OUT OF YOUR HAIR

BEFORE THE SEAGULLS ATTACK YOU.

BOY, THAT SUCKER IS IN THERE, TOO.

SECOND OF ALL,

I KNOW YOU'RE CONCERNED

THAT IF LILLY FINDS OUT THE TRUTH

THAT SHE WON'T TREAT YOU THE SAME.

SHE'S STILL YOUR BEST BUD.

YOU NEED TO TRUST THAT.

AT LEAST THINK ABOUT TELLING HER?

OK.

NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

DAD,

I CAN ONLY HOPE THAT WHEN I'M A FATHER--

NO MONEY. DIDN'T THINK SO.

♪ THIS IS THE LIFE ♪

♪ HOLD ON TIGHT ♪

♪ AND THIS IS A DREAM ♪

♪ IT'S ALL I NEED ♪

♪ YOU NEVER KNOW WHERE YOU'LL FIND IT ♪

♪ AND I'M GONNA TAKE MY TIME, YEAH ♪

♪ I'M STILL GETTING IT RI-I-IGHT ♪

♪ THIS IS THE LIFE ♪

[CHEERING]

Hannah: THANK YOU, LOS ANGELES!

HANNAH MONTAN...A.

THERE YOU GO. THANK YOU.

HEY, J--UST ANOTHER FAN.

UM...

COULD YOU SIGN THIS TO JOHNNY?

IT'S NOT ME. IT'S MY LITTLE BROTHER.

HE REALLY LIKES YOU.

NOT THAT I DON'T. I DO.

BUT HE WANTED ME TO GET IT,

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SO I'M GETTING IT.

SO IF YOU COULD JUST SIGN THAT TO JOHNNY,

MY LITTLE BROTHER.

THERE YOU GO. THANKS.

HEY, REALLY SOFT HANDS.

THANKS. IT'S KETCHUP.

BYE.

PICK UP HER RECORD AND T-SHIRT IN THE LOBBY.

HE IS SO CUTE!

HONEY, AT YOUR AGE,

THERE'S ONLY TWO THINGS THAT ARE CUTE--

THAT'S SQUIRRELS AND LITTLE PUPPY DOGS.

HOO! I TELL YOU WHAT.

I HATE WEARING THIS THING.

IT'S LIKE KISSING YOUR GREAT-AUNT CLARA.

OOHH! OOHH!

HEY, GREAT SHOW TONIGHT.

I'LL GO CHECK ON THE LIMO.

YOUR MAMA WOULD HAVE BEEN SO PROUD OF YOU.

THANKS, DAD.

UHHN!

HIGHER, OLIVER. I'M ALMOST IN!

Oliver: THERE IS NO HIGHER!

YOU'RE ALREADY STANDING ON MY HEAD!

JUMP, YOU IDIOT, JUMP!

[OLIVER GRUNTS]

WHOA!

NOT GOOD!

WHOA!

OOPS.

AND SHE STICKS THE LANDING.

[GASP]

HANNAH MONTANA'S HOT DOGS!

HANNAH MONTANA'S SCARF!

HANNAH MONTANA!

AAH! AAH!

WHOEVER YOU ARE, GET OUT OF HERE,

OR I'LL CALL SECURITY!

WAIT, WAIT! NO, I'M SORRY!

I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR A SOUVENIR.

MY NAME'S LILLY TRUSCOTT,

AND I'M A HUGE FAN.

[SPLAT]

DID YOU JUST SHOVE PIE IN YOUR FACE?

[DISGUISING VOICE] IT'S NOT A REAL PIE.

IT'S, UM, A FOAMING FACIAL WASH--

PIE.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR VOICE?

[DEEP VOICE] UH, THAT HAPPENS AFTER EVERY CONCERT.

[GASP]

YOU GIVE SO MUCH!

I--I JUST WISH MILEY WERE HERE.

UH, MILEY? WHO'S MILEY?

THAT'S A STRANGE NAME.

OH, SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND.

GREAT!

WELL, THEN, WHY DON'T YOU GO GET HER?

OH, GREAT IDEA! I'LL CALL HER.

NO!

YOU KNOW, CELL PHONES DON'T REALLY WORK IN HERE.

IT HAS TO DO WITH THE WALLS AND CEMENT--

[RINGING]

OK. THEY MUST HAVE FIXED IT.

[RINGING]

AREN'T YOU GONNA GET THAT?

UH, NO. I'M TALKING TO YOU.

THAT WOULD BE RUDE.

OK. SHE'S NOT HOME.

WELL, THAT WAS WEIRD.

UH, WHY DON'T I JUST GIVE YOU AN AUTOGRAPH FOR HER?

Oliver: WHAT ABOUT ME?

I'M THE ONE WHO LOVES YOU.

YOU'RE MUCH PALER IN PERSON.

YEAH, I AM. YOU KNOW WHAT?

IT WAS REALLY FUN MEETING YOU GUYS,

BUT I'VE REALLY GOT TO GO.

WAIT. CAN'T I EVEN SHAMPOO AND CONDITION

YOUR BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HAIR?

NO. BUT YOU CAN TAKE THIS TOWEL.

HANNAH MONTANA'S TOWEL.

WHOA!

[CRASH]

IT'S OK! NONE OF MY BLOOD GOT ON THE TOWEL!

WELL, I GUESS I'M LEAVING, TOO.

OK.

WITHOUT EVEN A TOWEL AS A SOUVENIR.

BUH-BYE.

NOTHING BUT MY MEMORIES,

WHICH WILL FADE TOO, TOO QUICKLY.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

HERE.

OH, MY GOSH.

THE ACTUAL SCARF YOU WORE ON THE ACTUAL STAGE!

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! THIS IS SO--

HEY, I HAVE A LUCKY BRACELET JUST LIKE THAT.

I LOANED IT MY BEST FRIEND YESTERDAY.

OF COURSE, MINE SAYS LILLY ON THE BACK.

JUST LIKE THAT.

TA-DA!

♪ OOH-OOH-OOH ♪

LILLY, I KNOW YOU'RE UPSET I DIDN'T TELL YOU.

BUT YOU CANNOT JUST FREEZE ME OUT LIKE THIS.

PLEASE TALK TO ME.

I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.

I THOUGHT WE TOLD EACH OTHER EVERYTHING,

BUT I GUESS I WAS WRONG

SINCE YOU KEPT JUST ABOUT

THE BIGGEST SECRET IN THE WORLD,

MILEY STEWART/ HANNAH MONTANA.

OKAY, WELL, OTHER THAN THAT,

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DID YOU ENJOY THE CONCERT?

THAT'S RIGHT.

I HAPPEN TO BE REAL TIGHT WITH HANNAH MONTANA.

HEY, HANNAH?

THOUGHT MY LADY HERE COULD USE A LITTLE SOUVENIR.

JACKSON, GET OUT OF HERE.

FOR YOU.

TOLD YOU WE WERE TIGHT.

I AM SO OUT OF HERE.

LILLY, PLEASE WAIT.

I WANTED TO TELL YOU.

IT'S JUST THAT I WAS AFRAID.

AFRAID OF WHAT?

I DON'T KNOW.

I THOUGHT MAYBE ONCE YOU KNEW

YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO BE MY FRIEND ANYMORE

AND YOU'D LIKE HANNAH MONTANA

MORE THAN YOU LIKE ME.

THAT'S WHAT YOU THOUGHT?

THAT COULD NEVER HAPPEN, MILEY.

DON'T YOU KNOW THAT?

YEAH.

I DO.

OKAY, NO MORE SECRETS, AND TO PROVE IT

I'M GONNA SHOW YOU SOMETHING

I'VE NEVER SHOWN TO ANY OTHER FRIEND.

WAIT TILL YOU SEE THIS.

WHY AM I STANDING IN YOUR CLOSET?

BECAUSE BEHIND MY CLOSET IS...

MY CLOSET.

♪ ALLELUIA ♪

♪ ALLELUIA ♪

♪ ALLELUIA, ALLELUIA, ALLE-LUIA ♪

IT'S LIKE A DREAM,

A BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL DREAM.

OKAY, DREAM'S OVER.

I'VE GOT TO HAVE THESE!

WAIT, THERE'S MORE.

ANOTHER CLOSET?

WHAT SIZE SHOE DO YOU WEAR?

I'M A FIVE.

I'M A SIX, BUT I'LL SQUEEZE!

WAIT TILL AMBER AND ASHLEY FIND OUT. WHAT?

WELL, WE HAVE TO TELL THEM.

HERE'S MY CELL.

TAKE A PICTURE OF ME IN FRONT OF HANNAH MONTANA'S CLOTHES.

NO! NO ONE ELSE CAN SEE THIS STUFF.

ARE YOU CRAZY? WHY NOT?

ONCE PEOPLE KNOW I'M HANNAH,

THEY WON'T TREAT ME THE SAME.

THAT'S THE POINT.

I'M TALKING MEGA POPULARITY HERE FOR BOTH OF US.

THINK ABOUT JOHNNY COLLINS.

HE'D BE YOURS IF HE KNEW.

NO!

HOW CAN YOU BE SO SELFISH? WHOA!

IF YOU WERE REALLY MY BEST FRIEND,

YOU'D WANT THIS FOR ME.

IF YOU WERE MY BEST FRIEND,

YOU'D UNDERSTAND WHY I CAN'T DO IT.

COME ON, CUT ME SOME SLACK, HANNAH.

HANNAH?

I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN.

DID I SAY HANNAH?

I DIDN'T MEAN THAT. IT WAS A MISTAKE.

NO, THE MISTAKE WAS TRUSTING YOU.

THAT GIRL TONIGHT REALLY DUG ME, DAD.

I THINK IT WAS THE GUNS.

HEY, LILLY.

I THINK THINGS ARE GONNA BE A WHOLE LOT BETTER AROUND HERE

NOW THAT YOU KNOW OUR LITTLE SECRET.

DID YOU SEE THE WAY SHE IGNORED YOU?

WELL, I'M SORRY, BUT THAT IS NO WAY

TO TREAT A MAN OF YOUR COMPASSION, SENSITIVITY--

STILL NO MONEY?

I AM SO MAD!

SO YOU GOT TO TAKE IT OUT ON MY ICE CREAM SUNDAE?

YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT?

NO.

OKAY.

♪ YOU HAD A FIGHT ♪

[IMITATES GUITAR RIFF]

♪ SAT AT YOUR PLACE ♪

[IMITATES GUITAR RIFF]

♪ AND NOW YOU SIT AND STUFF YOUR FACE ♪

♪ YOU GOT THE PROCESSED SUGAR BLUES ♪

♪ HOO ♪ ♪ HOO ♪

STOP! THAT'S THE WORST SONG YOU'VE EVER WRITTEN.

SHE OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T REMEMBER

THE POTTY- TRAINING SONG.

♪ I LIKE TO SING, I LIKE TO DANCE ♪

♪ BUT I CAN'T DO WITH POOPY IN MY PANTS ♪

STOP!

THIS IS SO NOT FUNNY.

EVERYTHING I WAS AFRAID THAT WOULD HAPPEN HAPPENED.

SHE FOUND OUT WHO I WAS,

AND NOW IT'S RUINED EVERYTHING.

YOU DON'T KNOW THAT FOR SURE, MI.

THINGS COULD CHANGE. JUST GIVE IT SOME TIME.

GROUP HUG.

GOT TO GO. GOT TO GO.

TURN.

I DON'T KNOW.

I THINK IT MAKES ME LOOK

A LITTLE BIG AROUND THE HIPS.

PLEASE, LET'S NOT BLAME THE DRESS.

HEY, GUYS. SORRY.

SWEET DOGGIES.

DADDY...

HE'S FINALLY CRACKED.

YOU KNOW WHAT, SON?

I LIKE IT, BUT I DON'T THINK IT GOES WITH THE SHOES.

OKAY, FINE, YOU--YOU TAKE YOUR LITTLE CRACKS,

BUT YOU WEREN'T HERE

AND FERMINE NEEDED HELP WITH THE DRESS

AND HE SAID HE'D PAY ME.

SO THIS IS WHAT YOU GET.

OOH!

NEXT TIME TRY SOMETHING WITH SLEEVES.

AND DEODORANT.

IF YOU GOT IT, FLAUNT IT.

WHICH REMINDS ME, I GOT A LITTLE BLUE

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SEQUIN NUMBER WAITING FOR ME.

ENJOY.

OKAY, FERMINE, HOW MUCH DO I OWE YOU?

KID WORKS CHEAP. HE DID IT FOR $20.

DADDY, YOU MADE HIM DO THAT?

HEY, THE BOY SAID HE NEEDED SOME MONEY.

I THOUGHT I MIGHT AS WELL GET A CHUCKLE OUT OF IT.

LILLY ALERT.

HEY, FERMINE,

WHY DON'T WE STEP OUT ON THE PATIO

AND GIVE THESE GIRLS SOME PRIVACY?

OKAY, BUT I'M GONNA NEED SOME SUNSCREEN.

MY SKIN'S LIKE A BABY'S BOTTOM.

LITTLE TOO MUCH INFORMATION, COWBOY.

OH, LOOK AT ME. GIDDYUP, PARTNER.

YIPPIE-KAY-AY.

GIDDYUP. YIPPIE-KAY-AY.

HEY, CAN I TALK TO YOU?

WHO? MILEY OR HANNAH?

MILEY.

WELL, SHE'S NOT TALKING TO YOU RIGHT NOW.

WAIT, MILEY.

I'M SORRY I CALLED YOU HANNAH.

BUT THAT WAS MAJOR NEWS.

YOU GOT TO GIVE ME A LITTLE TIME TO GET USED TO IT.

WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU CAN'T?

WHAT ABOUT THE NEXT TIME YOU GET DISSED

BY AMBER AND ASHLEY?

ARE YOU SURE YOU WON'T WANT TO TELL THEM?

OF COURSE I'LL WANT TO, BUT I WON'T.

AND YOU KNOW WHY?

BECAUSE YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.

AND WHEN I WAS SITTING IN MY ROOM ALL UPSET,

YOU'RE THE ONE I WANTED TO TALK TO,

NOT HANNAH MONTANA.

WELL, I GUESS I'VE SAID EVERYTHING.

SO...SEE YA.

HERE I GO.

HEADED FOR THE DOOR

AFTER MAKING THE BEST APOLOGY

I COULD POSSIBLY THINK OF.

STILL HOPING SHE FORGIVES ME.

HALFWAY THERE.

YOU ARE SUCH A DRAMA QUEEN.

HUGS? HUGS?

I AM SO NOT GETTING PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS.

NEITHER AM I.

WE WERE IN THE FIRST ROW.

AND HANNAH SMILED RIGHT AT US.

SHE REALLY DID.

BIG DEAL.

YOU SEE THIS TOWEL?

SHE GAVE IT TO ME.

IN HER DRESSING ROOM.

SHE REALLY DID.

YEAH, AND SHE GAVE ME THIS SANDWICH.

YOU'RE PATHETIC.

OOH! OOH!

TSS! TSS!

IT'S TRUE.

IGNORE THEM, OLIVER.

THEY'RE NOT WORTH IT.

WAIT A MINUTE.

HE'S TELLING THE TRUTH,

AND SHE GAVE LILLY SOMETHING TOO.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

YOU'LL SEE.

THAT'S HANNAH MONTANA'S SCARF!

[GASPS] FROM HER CONCERT!

YEAH, HANNAH GAVE IT TO HER.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU GUYS ARE MUCH COOLER THAN ME.

YOU SHOULD HAVE IT.

OH, MY GOSH.

HEY, I WANT THAT!

NO!

WHY'D YOU DO THAT?

I THINK I KNOW.

HEY, EVERYBODY.

Both: IT'S HANNAH MONTANA'S SCARF!

[BOTH SCREAM]

OOH! OOH!

TSS! TSS!