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♪ Zak Storm, Zak Storm ♪

♪ I will always guide you, lead you ♪

♪ I'll be standing right by your side ♪

♪ Standing, fighting ♪

♪ Justice always in sight ♪

♪ I will always guide you, lead you ♪

♪ I will get you out of here ♪

♪ No reason to fear ♪

♪ Just as long as I'm near ♪

♪ Zak Storm, Zak Storm ♪

♪ I will always guide you, lead you ♪

♪ Heavens above ♪

♪ No reason to fear ♪

♪ Just as long as I'm near ♪

♪ Zak Storm ♪

[seagulls chirp]

[radio buzzes]

[radio still buzzing]

[chuckles]

Huh?

What? Oh, Zak...

Oh no! Zak, not the necklace!

[shouts] Yeah!

[music through headphones]

Hello, interweb surfers!

Zak Storm is back with another awesome adventure!

Yeah!

The weatherman said to stay home, but anybody knows I'm no homebody!

If there's a wave, it's for me. A wicked whirlpool? I can cross it.

Pressure? What's that?

[chuckles] Yeah!

Zak! Come back!

It's too dangerous. It's...

[pants]

[shouts] Zak! Zak, be careful!

Get out of there!

[thunder rumbles]

Oh, Zak. No!

Take off the necklace!

The necklace!

Dad? Oh, man! I'm so busted.

[necklace throbs]

[thunder continues to rumble]

[sky groans]

Whoa...

Whoa!

Talent? Luck? Nah, just a little Storm family magic.

[shouts] Zak! The necklace! Take off the necklace!

Your necklace? Don't worry, I'll bring it back!

It's just for good luck! Plus, it looks cool on camera.

But it never shines this bright... It must be a sign.

Wowwww... Gnarly tube!

-Don't go in! No, no! -ZAK: [screams]

[shouts] Zak!

[shouts] Zak!

Huh... Concentrate. Just surf. Keep your balance.

As long as you make it to the other side, everything's cool...

Huh?

[screams]

[gasps]

As you can tell, obvi, I just survived in one piece!

Oh yeah!

Where did the beach go?

I must have gone mega far!

-Wha....?! -[roars]

ZAK: [shouts] Dad?

-[roars] -ZAK: Dad!

Dreaming, dreaming... Still in bed and safe and...

[sighs] Shut up, necklace.

You're supposed to be good luck, not--

[screams]

Wake up, wake up, wake up!

Golden Bones, I sense...a presence.

Something ancient awakening in the vastness of the Beru Sea...

We'll scour every league of ocean, Master Skullivar.

Do so, Bones.

There have been murmurs of a return of...

Whatever is out there, bring it to me.

KRAKEN: [growls]

[pants] I gotta get out of the water! I gotta go home!

Hey! A boat!

[shouts] Help! Hey! Help!

[groans]

[grunts]

[cries out]

KRAKEN: [growls]

[cries out]

[grunts]

Okay, brain.

This has been a fun nightmare, but we're done.

Like for good. Like I never want to sleep again.

I don't know... He's small.

Who's there?

-We should throw him back! -ZAK: [cries out]

[chuckles] Sorry! Kidding!

Sometimes I have a hard time with proper joke-a-fying.

All this time floating. Alone. Without anyone else. Please be my friend--

Are... Are you a ghost?

You mean dead? Me? No!

It's just that I don't know where my body is.

I lost it somewhere between here and there.

Lack of concentration. I'm a little hairy-brained.

I've been hiding on the Chaos ever since.

And from what I've seen, he might like you even more than I do!

Who's he?

-Uh... You mean the boat? -Of course! The Chaos!

He doesn't like most people

but he rescued you from the kraken on purpose.

There must be something special about you.

[taunts] You're special! You're special!

[chuckles] We're gonna have blast!

I've been waiting ages for a buddy to come along!

Did you bring toys? Want to see my ghost toenail collection?

We are gonna have so much fun! I can tell you're a winner.

What's happening? Why is it doing this? I'm... I'm not dreaming, am I?

-[cries out] -Nope.

ZAK: This is pretty weird, isn't it?

Cool, it's kind of like music. I bet you're an awesome music maker.

[shouts] Watch out!

[shouts] Hey! Hey! Don't shoot! I need help!

BONES: Ancient indeed!

Skullivar was right!

The Eye of Beru... At last!

All hands to port! Get ready to attack!

At your command, Golden Bones!

What. Kind. Of. Boat. Is. This?!

[shouts] Hey, Ghost! Where are you?

[upset] My name's Clovis, by the way!

And I am not a ghost, except when I call myself a ghost

because it's easier than ectoplasmic specter of awesome!

Huh?

[screams] Help!

With pleasure, young man.

But first I'm going to help remove that trinket from your neck.

[cries out]

[chuckles]

I love it when they run.

ZAK: [pants]

What do you want?!

Me? Nothing at all. My master does the wanting!

And he wants absolutely everything!

Sorry, mister skeleton guy... I just want to go home!

If I give you the necklace will you--

Whoa!

Are you making fun of me, you miserable sea snail?

I didn't do anything... I didn't even move!

In the name of Lord Skullivar, Master of the Seven Seas,

slice up that slippery eel and bring me that gem!

You know what? Enough. I don't know what's going on here...

[firing]

..but I know when it's time to run and when it's time to fight!

[cries out]

[screams and grunts]

[chuckles] Did you do that, Clovis?

No! It's the Chaos!

Incompetent fools! Get him!

ZAK: [grunts and pants]

-[grunts] -I'll show you how it's done!

There is no escape, boy! Look around you!

ZAK: Whoa!

You face Golden Bones, the most feared blade in the seven seas.

ZAK: [struggling] Hey! Let me go! I didn't do anything!

And you never will. Normally, I would feed you to the sharks!

But Master Skullivar's interested in you.

The Scourge of the Seven Seas! The Devourer of Dreams!

He wants to know where you found this.

It's just a good luck charm.

Mister Golden Bones, I'm happy to tell your boss everything...

..if you untie me!

[grunts]

Hah! You have a salty spirit, boy! I'll give you that...

Hey!

Nothing gets between Skullivar and his desires.

Especially when what he desires

is as powerful as one of the mythic Eyes of the Seven Seas.

[grunts]

You'll wait here like a good boy.

[shouts] No, wait!

Take the necklace, fine!

I'm done with skeletons and monsters. Just let me go! I want to go home!

[sighs] The Eye of Beru.

How long has Skullivar been searching for you?

[grunts and groans]

[sighs]

You don't have a single clue rattling inside of your solid head, do you?

Whoa...

Let me guess. First day in the Triangle, right?

The Triangle?

Duh! The Bermuda Triangle!

-Get out. -Nothing gets out.

That's sort of the Triangle's thing.

[sighs] We have a lot to go over.

[sighs] Oh.

Where did this boy find the Eye of Beru? We've been searching all these years...

-Let me talk to him. -No! I'll handle it myself...

Bring him to the Demoniac!

-CHAOS: [growls] -SKELETON: [cries out]

There is another one hiding somewhere! Search this old tub!

You've heard stories.

Everyone knows if something's lost at sea,

in the air, or on earth, it ends up in the Bermuda Triangle!

Every weirdo, freakish, crazy mate or missus you meet in here

fell into the Triangle and can't get out.

So welcome to the club, friend!

That's impossible. The Bermuda Triangle is just a legend.

At first everyone says, "Impossible, it doesn't exist."

Then they see sea monsters, skeletons and...hello?

Incredibly handsome and jaunty ghosts!

Then, slowwwwly... they believe!

Right now you're in one of the Triangle's seven magical seas.

The Sea of Beru, to be precise-icle.

You need a vortex to go to the sea of Blaaz or Aeria--

A vortex?

Like a portal in video games? Is there one to take me home?

Oh, I tried to get out of here plenty of times before I lost my body,

but no go.

The Triangle's sticky.

There's an old legend whispered in dark corners

that someone, someday, will "Unite the seven seas and command them.

Only then will the Triangle open again."

Huh?

I actually creeped myself out there a little bit.

Who commands the seven seas?

No one! Not yet, anyway!

Maybe you?

Me? I'm nobody.

I'm just Zak Storm, surf rat and internet wannabe.

-And I just wanna go home. -Oh, don't we all?

[tapping]

-What are you doing? -I've gotta get out of here.

[grunts]

Wait... You can get out!

[sighs] But you don't have a weapon.

[chuckles] If you're looking to give Golden Bones a headache,

I don't need a weapon.

We've finished searching the vessel, Golden Bones. There's just the kid.

-That's impossible! -[shouts] Fart attack!

[gasps and coughs]

Feel my blade, foul ghoul!

Good luck with that, slow-poke!

Correction... Numb skull!

Way to go, Clovis.

[gasps] Gross!

Blast from the past!

[grunts] Agh!

[struggles]

That's not how this ghost thing works!

How did you grab me when I don't want to be?!

You're not the only one who's gone to the other side.

Not fair!

Hey, you big bag of bones! Let's trade!

BONES: [cries out] SEKELTON: [groans]

Huh?

[shouts] For Skullivar!

ZAK: [pants and grunts]

[grunts]

Okay, necklace! You obviously want me to take this thing, so...

[rattling]

I was expecting something to happen.

[rattling]

-Yes! -Huh?!

[cackles]

Yum yum!

[screams]

It's... It's the Great Key!

[shouts] I told you to search this wreck!

The Great Key?

Arr! Call me Calabrass, matey!

Are ye gonna just stand there, mouth gaping like a landlubber

or are ye gonna give me a hoist?

What's yer moniker, kid?

Zak. Zak Storm.

Aye! A powerful name! Get us out of this here mess, Mr. Storm!

I don't even know how this mess got so...messy.

Well, it's about to get messier... For them!

Turn the ring and invoke the power of the seven seas!

That sounds really cool, but, like, I didn't take "Magical Swords" in school.

Ask me to give you the Eye of Blaaz, matey!

-Do I really have to say it out loud? -Would ye rather walk the plank!?

Uh...

Give me the Eye of Blaaz!

This. Is. Way. Too. Freaky. What's happening to me?

Confound it, whaddya mean what's happening to you?!

You've magic armor and a talking sword!

Do I have to hold yer hand? Fight!

Now, lose!

-I'm going to take your sword now. -[cries out]

And your arm with it!

[cries out]

[grunts]

Whoa. How did you do that?

Get a good grip

and I'll teach you everything a blade needs to know!

I'm doing it!

I'm doing it! Just hold on tight!

[grunts]

-CALABRASS: Turn! -[grunts] It's not that hard.

[groans] Don't fight me! Fight him!

Only a coward hides behind others!

[grunts] It's like surfing.

[grunts] Keep your balance and react fast.

I know how to do that at least!

-Hah! -Yah!

Can I fight too? I love scufflies and brawly-brawls.

Blasted idiot!

-Catch him! -You're mean and ugly!

[laughs]

[frightened panting]

SKELETONS: [growl]

SKELETONS: [groan]

Good job, Clovis!

[groans] Yuck!

Maybe not.

[splutters]

You know what goes well with gas?

Fire!

[explosion]

Exploding stink ball! Nice.

Really?! Cool! Friends!

[metal on metal]

And so ends your moment of glory.

Oh yeah? Check this!

[whispers] Hey, Calabrass! Jump into my hand!

Works in the movies...

CHAOS: [groans]

BONES: [grunts]

[grunts] Whoa!

Hmm. Not so spineless after all...

Give me the Eye of Blaaz!

ZAK: Hah!

Arr! A fast and fiery study!

Nice work, Captain!

"Captain?" Let's start with "Not dead friend."

That's enough!

The Eyes of the Seven Seas belong to Skullivar

and by the marrow of my bones, I will have them!

Hey! Hey, I didn't drop you.

Light up!

[sighs] Sorry, lad. Haven't crossed swords in ages.

[weakly] Arr, and I'm washed out.

Washed out?

-Too busted up to do any busting. -Thanks...

BONES: Agh!

CALABRASS: No shame in making a tactical retreat, laddie!

-Oh yeah! -Enough!

We'll sink these rebels and fish up that blasted sword!

[grunts and groans] Move it, you old crate!

Clovis! How does this thing work?

-Ow! -He's a bit moody.

But shh, don't tell him that.

Okay, got it.

Mr. Chaos, would you please blast that crazy skeleton to bits?

-Please? -CHAOS: [grunts]

[groaning]

Oh yeah!

Wow. So this boat is really alive then?

In the Triangle, everything is possible, Cap'n.

"Captain?" Hmm...

Let's make a deal. I have to go home.

And you, you have to find your body. Why don't we team up?

-CALABRASS: If you want my opinion-- -No one's asking you.

Well? What do you say?

I don't think anyone ever managed to escape.

No one knows where the bolts are to get out of this bizzare-o world.

-You don't know beans about boats or-- -Clovis!

I'm with you all the way. But... You better ask him too.

Okay.

Hey, Chaos. Do you think that, maybe I could, um, be your captain?

You know, just a trial run? To see how it goes?

Like a boat can decide anything...

I'll take that as a yes.

To say that I'm disappointed would be grossly understating, Bones.

Yes, Master, but as I said,

the kid...the villain has powers that we've never encountered before!

Those are the powers of the Seven Eyes of the Seven Seas!

Powers that belong to me!

I'll find the villain, the sword and--

Stop whining and get after him!

Before the kid who beat you realizes what he has.

[resigned] Yes, Master.

[beeps, then dies]

No, no... It can't be!

Uh, is there an outlet I can use to charge my phone?

Your phone? What's with all yer gibberish?

You've got a funny way of speaking, sea snail!

Okay, Calabrass. Now what?

Yer asking me? Yer the one playing Cap'n.

Like my father says, a captain has to make the right decisions for his crew.

So...

Straight ahead! And make it snappy!

[quietly] Please?

-CALABRASS: Talk about Cap'n... -ZAK: I'm working on it.

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Subtitles: TITRAFILM