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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:24,330 --> 00:03:26,550 ... ... 2 00:03:26,550 --> 00:03:32,330 ... 3 00:03:32,330 --> 00:03:37,890 ... ... ... ... 4 00:04:08,210 --> 00:04:09,530 We can all agree. 5 00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:57,040 You got your cheese sculpture? 6 00:04:58,320 --> 00:04:59,320 Yeah. 7 00:05:00,660 --> 00:05:04,820 Are you fucking kidding me? 8 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:06,980 I know. I actually couldn't believe it either. 9 00:05:07,340 --> 00:05:08,800 What can I say? I just make the deliveries. 10 00:05:09,580 --> 00:05:10,559 No, not yet. 11 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:13,880 This person wants the cheese. Yeah, yeah. No, I'm having some friends over. 12 00:05:14,020 --> 00:05:15,920 It's kind of a college reunion thing. Dude. 13 00:05:16,180 --> 00:05:17,900 It's going to be so wild. 14 00:05:18,540 --> 00:05:22,840 Just lots of old boobies I haven't touched in years, you know? Just sagging 15 00:05:22,840 --> 00:05:23,840 low from it. 16 00:05:25,350 --> 00:05:27,790 Are you literally holding a lit joint right now? Oh. 17 00:05:29,010 --> 00:05:30,010 Sorry. 18 00:05:30,290 --> 00:05:31,290 I forgot. 19 00:05:32,290 --> 00:05:33,990 Uh, we just need to get through here real quick. 20 00:05:34,290 --> 00:05:37,430 Yeah, I can believe this. An unwashed delivery chick just showed up at my door 21 00:05:37,430 --> 00:05:38,430 smoking weed. 22 00:05:38,650 --> 00:05:40,770 Yeah, exactly. I should ask her where to get drugs for the party. 23 00:05:41,030 --> 00:05:44,010 No, I'm not worried about that, Jonathan. I'm an only victim. It's not a 24 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:46,390 big deal. I'm not worried about that 50 cent lawyer that the guy at the Dollar 25 00:05:46,390 --> 00:05:47,390 General struck. 26 00:05:47,510 --> 00:05:49,490 He's a fucking cream puff. I'm going to suck him dry. 27 00:05:50,710 --> 00:05:51,870 Yeah. Laura! 28 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:00,400 Deal. You know it's not finished. 29 00:06:08,100 --> 00:06:10,200 Hey, man. 30 00:06:10,860 --> 00:06:11,860 Molly, girl. 31 00:06:12,860 --> 00:06:14,140 What's shaking, Jose? 32 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:15,680 Just taking care of business. 33 00:06:16,100 --> 00:06:21,600 Yeah. A lot of business to take care of. For example, this morning, I woke up, 34 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:24,660 brushed my teeth, went to the bathroom. 35 00:06:25,180 --> 00:06:28,520 I ate a Wendy's Bacon Mater last night. I blew it up. 36 00:06:28,890 --> 00:06:30,110 And then I fed Cookie. 37 00:06:30,690 --> 00:06:31,930 I did some yard work. 38 00:06:32,890 --> 00:06:34,030 And then I went to Costco. 39 00:06:34,930 --> 00:06:37,450 You should go get pizza there. You don't even got to be a member. 40 00:06:37,670 --> 00:06:40,790 You know how there's always like that homie in front who's like, hey, where's 41 00:06:40,790 --> 00:06:41,790 your membership card? 42 00:06:42,230 --> 00:06:44,370 Not out there. Because it's not inside Costco. 43 00:06:45,310 --> 00:06:46,310 It's outside Costco. 44 00:06:46,490 --> 00:06:47,610 But it's still part of Costco. 45 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:04,720 on the Sci-Fi Network. 46 00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:06,360 Man, it's a trip. Hey. 47 00:07:07,340 --> 00:07:08,340 What's up, baby? 48 00:07:08,460 --> 00:07:12,120 Well, now that everybody's here, Lucille's been writing me pretty hard. 49 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:15,380 Not sexually, you know, but, like, she's being all dramatic. 50 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:20,240 She's saying that if you don't pay her by next week... Yeah, totally. No, no, 51 00:07:20,260 --> 00:07:23,060 no. I mean, absolutely, we are gonna have the money tomorrow, actually. We're 52 00:07:23,060 --> 00:07:25,600 late. I am so sorry. You've been so cool about it, though. 53 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:27,859 Hell, yeah. 54 00:07:27,860 --> 00:07:29,400 You guys are always smoking that dang thing. 55 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:31,960 All right, chicas. 56 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:33,360 I'm cool. 57 00:07:33,710 --> 00:07:34,710 You're cool as fuck. 58 00:07:35,410 --> 00:07:36,570 It'll just be cool, right? 59 00:07:36,830 --> 00:07:38,730 Rent tomorrow, though. 60 00:07:39,890 --> 00:07:40,890 Bye, O'Day. 61 00:07:44,550 --> 00:07:46,630 How much rent is enough rent? 62 00:07:47,510 --> 00:07:48,530 When does it stop? 63 00:07:49,130 --> 00:07:50,530 Why'd you tell him we'd have it tomorrow? 64 00:07:50,910 --> 00:07:52,490 Did you find cash in the fridge again? 65 00:07:52,870 --> 00:07:55,990 No. I just know that you finished that inventory you got for the mess box. 66 00:07:57,850 --> 00:07:58,850 Oh, yeah. 67 00:07:59,330 --> 00:08:00,330 Molly. 68 00:08:00,470 --> 00:08:02,170 I'll have it done tomorrow. I swear. 69 00:08:02,830 --> 00:08:03,830 Okay? 70 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:11,150 Suck on my tits. 71 00:08:14,150 --> 00:08:15,150 Shit. 72 00:08:15,950 --> 00:08:20,430 Let's do the math on this, then. We owe $2,422.37. 73 00:08:22,510 --> 00:08:23,650 Not including rent. 74 00:08:25,270 --> 00:08:26,270 Ta-da! 75 00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:28,690 Be careful with the brownie, though. 76 00:08:29,090 --> 00:08:31,030 I made it crazy strong. 77 00:08:31,740 --> 00:08:32,639 By accident. 78 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:33,640 On purpose. 79 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:41,100 What is that? 80 00:08:41,900 --> 00:08:43,480 I put blue cheese in it. 81 00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:45,520 Blue cheese? 82 00:08:45,660 --> 00:08:47,280 Yeah. You're an innovator. 83 00:08:49,560 --> 00:08:54,200 I'm eating fast, though, because I'm meeting Mike Z at the Mannequin Pussy 84 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,100 Show. Did you hang out with him last night? 85 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:57,399 No, I was with you. 86 00:08:57,400 --> 00:08:58,400 Remember? 87 00:08:58,640 --> 00:08:59,700 We solved climate change. 88 00:09:00,680 --> 00:09:01,680 Oh, yeah. 89 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:02,840 Hmm. 90 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:04,560 I thought you posted a pic of you. 91 00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:08,100 Who do we tell about the climate change thing? 92 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:09,480 Like, the government? 93 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:13,560 Um, it's not... Francis Smith. 94 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:16,460 Huh? Molly, why does the girl look like me? 95 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:17,880 Who, what? 96 00:09:19,380 --> 00:09:22,240 Wow. The girl looks like exactly you. 97 00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:23,800 If you wear glasses. 98 00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:28,000 She's an analyst at Chapman Chemical Laboratories. 99 00:09:28,460 --> 00:09:29,740 She's got a real job. 100 00:09:30,250 --> 00:09:31,650 Cool. She's a scientist. 101 00:09:32,090 --> 00:09:33,290 You should go anyway. 102 00:09:33,810 --> 00:09:34,890 To the show. 103 00:09:36,170 --> 00:09:42,970 What? Who cares? That Mike Z's a douche who replaced you 104 00:09:42,970 --> 00:09:44,830 with an upgraded version of yourself. 105 00:09:46,110 --> 00:09:47,790 Upgraded? Metaphorically. 106 00:09:49,770 --> 00:09:51,870 Upgraded. Hey. 107 00:09:52,970 --> 00:09:57,030 Who invented the bongotron? 108 00:10:02,920 --> 00:10:08,580 to watch The Shark Week where Michael Phelps raised a shark, who figured out 109 00:10:08,580 --> 00:10:10,380 how to steal cable from the neighbors? 110 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:12,320 I did. 111 00:10:12,560 --> 00:10:18,100 And when we got locked in the parking lot of Party City for hours, who 112 00:10:18,100 --> 00:10:21,600 invented the parachute of balloons that got us out of there? 113 00:10:22,260 --> 00:10:29,160 He can't let some lame old pea brain ruin your night just because he found a 114 00:10:29,160 --> 00:10:30,760 nerd who works in a lab. 115 00:10:31,220 --> 00:10:32,420 That is not... 116 00:10:32,810 --> 00:10:34,270 The Frankie Campbell I know. 117 00:10:36,750 --> 00:10:37,750 He'll come with me. 118 00:10:39,650 --> 00:10:40,650 I can't. 119 00:10:41,350 --> 00:10:45,430 I can't, I can't, I can't. I gotta smash the spreadsheets and get pay Jose and... 120 00:10:45,430 --> 00:10:48,350 Josh is coming over later to help. 121 00:10:51,130 --> 00:10:53,450 You know that I love you more than Josh loves you, right? 122 00:10:54,110 --> 00:10:57,570 Like if we were both in a burning building, covered in pigeon, you could 123 00:10:57,570 --> 00:10:58,570 only save one of them. 124 00:10:58,650 --> 00:10:59,609 Who's it gonna be? 125 00:10:59,610 --> 00:11:02,350 I'm gonna be quick. No, no, stay on topic. This is the topic. 126 00:11:03,290 --> 00:11:05,710 I need you to come with me to the show so I don't feel like a loser. 127 00:11:06,550 --> 00:11:10,630 Frankie, you're the opposite of a loser. 128 00:11:12,070 --> 00:11:16,250 Everybody else is just a square weenie with no imagination. 129 00:11:54,540 --> 00:11:56,880 I'm gonna kill Bartholomew? 130 00:11:57,560 --> 00:12:00,200 Hmm? Who is Bartholomew? 131 00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:03,120 And why wouldn't you just go by Bart? 132 00:12:04,220 --> 00:12:05,860 Baby, you gotta focus. 133 00:12:06,140 --> 00:12:06,959 I am! 134 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:07,980 No, on this. 135 00:12:08,380 --> 00:12:09,380 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 136 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:11,400 Baby, what's this? 137 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:13,720 Oh, yeah. 138 00:12:14,060 --> 00:12:17,440 Even though she didn't graduate, they just, like, keep asking Frankie for 139 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:20,380 money. I think it's pretty rude, honestly. 140 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:21,659 Wait, wait, wait. 141 00:12:21,660 --> 00:12:23,340 You're telling me Frankie went to Stanford? 142 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:24,720 Yeah. 143 00:12:24,829 --> 00:12:27,130 Yeah, she'd be, like, really into school and stuff. 144 00:12:27,370 --> 00:12:28,370 What is she studying? 145 00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:33,530 Like, the train one, where you invent things. 146 00:12:37,070 --> 00:12:39,210 Engineering? Yeah, that's one. 147 00:12:39,430 --> 00:12:40,430 Mm-hmm. 148 00:12:40,550 --> 00:12:47,530 But, you know, Frankie, she's got, like, too many ideas and a hard time finishing 149 00:12:47,530 --> 00:12:48,530 stuff. 150 00:12:48,770 --> 00:12:50,610 So she had a nervous breakdown and failed out. 151 00:12:51,930 --> 00:12:52,930 That's so sad. 152 00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:55,720 She's really sensitive about it. 153 00:12:56,960 --> 00:13:01,220 So if it ever comes up, you just act like she chose to leave. 154 00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:02,780 Yeah. 155 00:13:03,060 --> 00:13:04,380 She likes to feel in control. 156 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,320 No! No! 157 00:13:08,860 --> 00:13:09,860 No! 158 00:13:10,780 --> 00:13:12,640 You're just going to replace me with me, huh? 159 00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:14,720 Like I'm a fucking iPhone update. 160 00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:18,760 Frankie! Hi! Good to see you. I didn't know you'd come here. 161 00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:23,200 Why does this girl look just like me? Or like, why does this girl... 162 00:13:25,580 --> 00:13:27,560 I mean, does anybody really look like anybody? 163 00:13:28,740 --> 00:13:34,020 No, very, very weird, actually. I don't like it. Francis, Francis, Francis. 164 00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:36,880 This is a coincidence. I barely know this person. 165 00:14:25,070 --> 00:14:26,070 Do you hate your job? 166 00:14:26,210 --> 00:14:27,210 Yeah. 167 00:14:27,810 --> 00:14:28,810 It sucks. 168 00:14:29,330 --> 00:14:30,330 Very boring. 169 00:14:31,210 --> 00:14:34,190 And, like, you want to be a chef. 170 00:14:35,390 --> 00:14:36,390 For sure. 171 00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:37,750 But it's hard. 172 00:14:38,750 --> 00:14:42,130 Yeah. So I was thinking, what if you lived with me? 173 00:14:43,190 --> 00:14:44,790 Then you wouldn't have to worry about paying rent. 174 00:14:45,350 --> 00:14:47,450 And you could just dedicate yourself to your dream. 175 00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:52,290 Lived with you? 176 00:14:54,510 --> 00:14:58,950 Like, you could rearrange one plate however you wanted, you know. And I 177 00:14:58,950 --> 00:15:00,630 actually have a pretty big kitchen. It's nice. 178 00:15:05,310 --> 00:15:06,370 What about Frankie? 179 00:15:08,050 --> 00:15:09,610 Who do you think is upgraded? 180 00:15:10,730 --> 00:15:11,730 Upgrade me. 181 00:15:12,390 --> 00:15:13,450 You're not crazy. 182 00:15:14,110 --> 00:15:16,750 No one respects me except for Molly. 183 00:15:17,270 --> 00:15:18,270 Molly does. 184 00:15:18,530 --> 00:15:20,030 She doesn't waste this. 185 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:46,800 Fuck no! 186 00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:50,740 I'm so hungry, what if you have no snack? 187 00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:56,220 The fuck, are you a poser? 188 00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:59,800 Come on, Francis, come on. We don't got time to waste. 189 00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:01,520 Francis! 190 00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:04,020 Fucking kidding me. 191 00:16:06,220 --> 00:16:08,020 I am David Ferrer. 192 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,300 Boom. 193 00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:11,220 Got it? 194 00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:15,100 I was hired by Dr. Olsen to give you this briefcase. 195 00:16:15,660 --> 00:16:18,840 Now, you need to get this to Dr. Chapman as quickly as possible, okay? Before 196 00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:20,560 anybody even knows you got it. All right? 197 00:16:21,020 --> 00:16:22,020 Inside is... Ow! 198 00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:29,580 Inside is the most important scientific breakthrough of our time. Do you 199 00:16:29,580 --> 00:16:30,580 understand? 200 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:32,800 Don't talk oath. 201 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,540 Perfect. Thank you, yes, indeed. 202 00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:37,040 What? 203 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:40,220 Tons of glasses, yes. 204 00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:41,440 There are these. 205 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:43,240 She's very good at science. 206 00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:47,600 Because she works at the laboratory of Chapman, where she is a fancy-fancy. 207 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,000 Okay, okay. 208 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:50,300 Who do you love? 209 00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:53,400 I get it. You fucking love her. It's awesome. 210 00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:54,760 Okay, do it. He knows. 211 00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:56,520 Best ones know. 212 00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:58,620 Del Taco. 213 00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:01,780 Okay. Stand right there. Pour me in the light. 214 00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:06,280 Please. You know what we're going to do? We're going to take you home. 215 00:17:18,220 --> 00:17:20,619 I think that this is the best breakfast you ever made. 216 00:17:23,220 --> 00:17:26,500 You said that yesterday about the mini muffins with the chimichurri gummy 217 00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:29,540 bears. Well, yeah. I mean, you know you can sell those, right? 218 00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:31,840 Frankie! 219 00:17:32,140 --> 00:17:33,140 Hey. 220 00:17:33,540 --> 00:17:35,160 I finished the Spranky. 221 00:17:35,420 --> 00:17:38,580 I just got to look it over today, send it off, and get that can of Tola. 222 00:17:39,700 --> 00:17:40,700 So proud of you. 223 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:42,500 Prouder than Jonathan's, probably. 224 00:17:43,060 --> 00:17:44,060 Hi, Frankie. 225 00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:45,840 Is there coffee? 226 00:17:46,660 --> 00:17:50,210 Hey, Tola. Did you join the corporate workforce of America? 227 00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:52,630 Huh? What's up with the briefing? 228 00:17:58,070 --> 00:18:02,390 It's... Do you open it? 229 00:18:02,870 --> 00:18:04,510 No, there's a combo lock. 230 00:18:17,580 --> 00:18:18,800 There's like treasure in there. 231 00:19:17,610 --> 00:19:18,790 Wait, how does it do that? 232 00:19:19,010 --> 00:19:20,530 Science, Josh. Look at that. 233 00:19:21,810 --> 00:19:24,750 Brink, what is that? Oh, my God. That's worse than the time we dumpster dive for 234 00:19:24,750 --> 00:19:25,750 sushi. 235 00:19:26,270 --> 00:19:27,710 Dove? Is it dumpster dove? 236 00:19:28,390 --> 00:19:29,390 Dove? Dove. 237 00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:32,770 No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. 238 00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:45,710 stepped on this i had those instructions 239 00:19:45,710 --> 00:19:51,310 uh 240 00:19:51,310 --> 00:19:57,950 okay so this is 241 00:19:57,950 --> 00:20:04,570 danish i uh picked up a little bit when i had a nordic metal phase so this word 242 00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:10,670 right here that means psychedelic drugs so i think that's what those are 243 00:20:11,850 --> 00:20:17,910 Also says a bunch of stuff about, like, money, like a lot of money, and giant 244 00:20:17,910 --> 00:20:18,910 squids. 245 00:20:19,330 --> 00:20:20,330 Where'd you get this? 246 00:20:20,990 --> 00:20:24,750 This metalhead guy, um, Dave? 247 00:20:24,970 --> 00:20:26,390 I think he said his name was Dave. 248 00:20:27,270 --> 00:20:30,290 Dave. Yeah, but then he wasn't a metalhead. Like, he was in disguise. 249 00:20:31,110 --> 00:20:34,330 Disguise? Wow, you are really struggling to follow the plot here, huh? 250 00:20:34,970 --> 00:20:40,270 I'm just trying to understand. So you went to a show, and then some guy... 251 00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:47,380 disguised as a metal head, gave you a briefcase full of expensive 252 00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:51,920 mystery psychedelics, and you just took it. 253 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:56,160 Maybe you would understand better if anyone ever liked you enough to give you 254 00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:57,160 a present, Josh. 255 00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:01,040 Molly and I give each other presents all of the time. 256 00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:02,800 She's hungover. 257 00:21:02,900 --> 00:21:04,300 Don't ask her so many hard questions. 258 00:21:04,820 --> 00:21:05,820 Okay. 259 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:09,460 You know what? I gotta go to work, so, baby, I love you. I'm out. 260 00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:10,999 Oh, no. 261 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:11,919 Don't go. 262 00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:17,380 And maybe keep that stuff away from the cats because this guy, not Metalhead 263 00:21:17,380 --> 00:21:22,640 Dave, might want his stuff back without cat pee-pee on it. Right on. 264 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:28,980 All right, y'all got it all sewn up. Okay, I got it to her last night. So 265 00:21:28,980 --> 00:21:30,560 this is what's happening today. Bingo, bingo. 266 00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:32,380 Invoice will be in the mail. 267 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:37,180 Oh, and I sent an additional cleaning fee because she hacked all over my 268 00:21:37,180 --> 00:21:39,280 apartment. There's blue cheese in it. 269 00:21:40,689 --> 00:21:45,210 What? You mean she doesn't have it? I mean, who the hell with the drunk, pain 270 00:21:45,210 --> 00:21:46,290 -fat, I gave you two minutes? 271 00:21:48,970 --> 00:21:49,970 Fuck! 272 00:21:51,110 --> 00:21:54,810 Fuck! I don't think there's even a little sense there about Doc. 273 00:21:57,570 --> 00:21:59,770 He could be Rosemary's baby all grown up. 274 00:22:01,110 --> 00:22:06,010 But, like, I'll link it to Elon Musk in some way. Okay, we need to focus. 275 00:22:06,290 --> 00:22:07,670 Have you seen his shadow? 276 00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:08,910 Focus! 277 00:22:09,100 --> 00:22:12,320 We have a very big day ahead of us. What? What is today? Merge? 278 00:22:12,900 --> 00:22:13,900 Frankie? 279 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:17,920 I worked really hard. 280 00:22:18,780 --> 00:22:20,540 So, I deserve a treat. 281 00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:22,500 Think about it. 282 00:22:25,980 --> 00:22:28,640 I'm having... Skeleton heads. 283 00:22:34,980 --> 00:22:36,620 Your word. 284 00:22:38,550 --> 00:22:39,550 Coupon. 285 00:22:42,950 --> 00:22:46,730 I'm like, yeah, of course. I love cooking. Okay, obviously. But you know 286 00:22:46,730 --> 00:22:47,730 what happens at restaurants? 287 00:22:48,210 --> 00:22:49,490 Yelling. Sweat. 288 00:22:50,130 --> 00:22:51,130 Stress. 289 00:22:51,770 --> 00:22:53,010 Cocaine. Affairs. 290 00:22:53,610 --> 00:22:54,610 Having a boss. 291 00:22:55,730 --> 00:22:59,190 Customers. Customers. See, this is what Josh doesn't get. He is a customer. 292 00:22:59,410 --> 00:23:01,270 Oh, Josh is such a customer. 293 00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:13,560 What is this? 294 00:23:14,740 --> 00:23:15,980 What? What's happening? 295 00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:19,160 No, what's happening? No, no. 296 00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:20,500 What is this? 297 00:23:20,980 --> 00:23:22,300 No. What is this? 298 00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:24,640 Frankie, what is this? 299 00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:27,840 Excuse me, what the fuck is the meaning of this? 300 00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:31,480 We've been coming here for ten years. You understand, we deserve an 301 00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:32,480 explanation. 302 00:23:33,220 --> 00:23:34,660 Frankie, there's nothing she can do. 303 00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:39,520 She's probably taking it harder than anybody. 304 00:23:56,330 --> 00:23:58,170 This really isn't the last time we've got to make it count, huh? 305 00:23:59,250 --> 00:24:01,110 Yeah. Let's get sad later. 306 00:24:03,030 --> 00:24:05,650 Let's slap this bitch on the ass on her way out. 307 00:24:06,090 --> 00:24:07,090 Yeah. 308 00:24:09,650 --> 00:24:10,650 Hey. 309 00:24:11,070 --> 00:24:13,490 All right, I can't believe this is the last time I'm going to say this. 310 00:24:14,470 --> 00:24:21,470 Can I have two adult endless lunches with drinks, please? 311 00:24:49,730 --> 00:24:50,730 Fritz, are you sure about this? 312 00:24:51,870 --> 00:24:53,630 Yes, I'm sure of it. 313 00:25:49,850 --> 00:25:50,850 Mr. 314 00:25:51,470 --> 00:25:52,590 Koch, he's here. 315 00:25:53,070 --> 00:25:54,750 They've either hidden him or overtook him. 316 00:25:55,230 --> 00:25:57,250 We'll go after them and find out who their contacts are. 317 00:25:57,570 --> 00:25:58,930 I'll call you when I find out who they are. 318 00:25:59,770 --> 00:26:00,770 Thank you. 319 00:26:04,950 --> 00:26:07,510 All this shit looks like an interruption. 320 00:26:23,370 --> 00:26:28,870 and the buffet sector, like, is it just me or is everything getting worse? 321 00:27:01,290 --> 00:27:02,550 I can't believe they have Celine. 322 00:27:04,410 --> 00:27:05,410 Celine. 323 00:27:06,770 --> 00:27:07,890 On our laptops. 324 00:27:09,770 --> 00:27:11,070 My laptop. 325 00:27:11,390 --> 00:27:12,950 It's not even worth anything. 326 00:27:13,150 --> 00:27:14,150 She's only cardboard. 327 00:27:15,450 --> 00:27:16,450 The spreadsheet. 328 00:27:17,130 --> 00:27:18,510 The spreadsheet, Frankie. 329 00:27:19,090 --> 00:27:21,870 Now I can't turn it in. And I can't get paid. 330 00:27:22,170 --> 00:27:24,690 And we can't pay Jose and we're going to be out on the street. 331 00:27:26,030 --> 00:27:27,710 Vagrants. Sea urchins. 332 00:27:29,430 --> 00:27:30,430 Maybe even orbs. 333 00:27:34,010 --> 00:27:35,690 Orphans? Should we call the police? 334 00:27:36,770 --> 00:27:38,830 No. Fuck the police. 335 00:27:40,090 --> 00:27:44,670 I'm gonna... Don't call him right now. 336 00:27:46,490 --> 00:27:51,690 Don't you... Vision can be a little... I'm gonna admit it. I never had it 337 00:27:51,690 --> 00:27:53,650 mentally when we tried to adopt a skunk. 338 00:27:55,930 --> 00:27:56,930 Well, 339 00:27:57,990 --> 00:27:58,990 what are we gonna do? 340 00:27:59,190 --> 00:28:00,910 I mean, we're fu- We're locked, ma'am. 341 00:28:01,850 --> 00:28:03,290 We're two weeks late on rent. 342 00:28:03,490 --> 00:28:06,130 We owe, like, a bajillion dollars. 343 00:28:06,770 --> 00:28:08,590 We have less than an ounce of weed. 344 00:28:09,750 --> 00:28:11,530 And nothing valuable left to sell. 345 00:28:12,270 --> 00:28:18,450 I mean, this is like... This is like an emergency. 346 00:28:23,190 --> 00:28:24,190 Frankie? 347 00:28:24,770 --> 00:28:25,770 You okay? 348 00:28:26,650 --> 00:28:27,650 You look weird. 349 00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:33,220 We do have something valuable left to sell. 350 00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:39,300 Are you sure this is a good idea? 351 00:28:39,540 --> 00:28:42,160 Yes. But we don't even know what these do. 352 00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:44,700 Exactly. That's why we have to take them. 353 00:28:48,180 --> 00:28:49,200 What if they're poisonous? 354 00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:54,720 Why would not Metalhead Dave give us a briefcase full of poison that makes no 355 00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:55,720 sense? 356 00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:57,040 Yeah. 357 00:28:57,600 --> 00:28:58,780 I guess that's true. 358 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,200 Unless you've got a better plan. 359 00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:06,560 Something you want to tell me? 360 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,000 No. 361 00:29:13,180 --> 00:29:14,280 This is you and me, Mom. 362 00:29:15,340 --> 00:29:16,340 We're in this together. 363 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,760 Have I ever led you astray? 364 00:29:32,970 --> 00:29:33,970 I don't feel anything. 365 00:29:34,990 --> 00:29:36,030 And I don't mean either. 366 00:29:37,850 --> 00:29:38,850 Should we take more? 367 00:29:39,190 --> 00:29:40,190 No way, dude. 368 00:29:40,750 --> 00:29:41,750 Classic mistake. 369 00:29:44,150 --> 00:29:47,270 Jesus fucking Christ. Could you please not? I'm resting. 370 00:29:48,050 --> 00:29:49,630 Is there a man in our house? 371 00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:10,840 Talking to me? 372 00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:12,280 What? 373 00:30:16,900 --> 00:30:23,020 Wow. So pretty. 374 00:30:24,420 --> 00:30:28,880 Tom told me we were going swimming. 375 00:31:02,660 --> 00:31:06,980 Dude, I think Dio just called us fuckwads. Why? 376 00:31:07,500 --> 00:31:08,780 Fuckwads? Did he say that? 377 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:12,660 Honestly, they have a lot of explaining to do. Like, why did they let their 378 00:31:12,660 --> 00:31:16,020 weird friends take my palace away without asking? There's literally no one 379 00:31:16,020 --> 00:31:17,020 hiding here anymore. 380 00:31:17,460 --> 00:31:21,020 I ran out of money again, which we can go back to you and get Count Mistry meat 381 00:31:21,020 --> 00:31:22,120 with his fucking blows. 382 00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:27,600 I thought we were responsible for, like, my safety. My diet. My well-being. My 383 00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:29,580 future. My fate. Isn't that dumb? 384 00:31:39,850 --> 00:31:40,990 Basically like snails. 385 00:33:05,860 --> 00:33:07,840 Jesus. This shit lasts a long time. 386 00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:09,040 Yeah. 387 00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:12,920 Well, at least we found bacon, Tuxedo. 388 00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:16,580 The ocean is just... Oh, nuts, man. 389 00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:21,680 Frankie, I don't think we can sell these to people. 390 00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:23,960 They're terrible. 391 00:33:26,420 --> 00:33:27,480 They weren't so bad. 392 00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:30,880 We just didn't know what to expect. 393 00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:37,160 I bet they'd be really fun for someone. 394 00:33:39,700 --> 00:33:41,820 We'll just specify that they shouldn't have any pets. 395 00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:50,520 We don't know how to sell drugs like this. 396 00:33:51,420 --> 00:33:53,320 We don't even know how to sell drugs, period. 397 00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:57,540 I mean, who the fuck is our target audience? 398 00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:46,440 We look fucking crazy. 399 00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:48,159 We look high passing. 400 00:34:48,780 --> 00:34:50,199 I feel like you can see my vagina. 401 00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:54,800 Good. You know these 1% ragers were trying to fit in here. 402 00:34:55,980 --> 00:34:57,400 I'm quiet for a rager. 403 00:34:57,620 --> 00:35:01,680 They're so going to know we don't belong right away. These people do not have 404 00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:02,678 pizza tattoos. 405 00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:04,500 We're going to get kicked out and arrested. 406 00:35:05,230 --> 00:35:06,570 Kind of hungry. I hope they have snacks. 407 00:35:06,990 --> 00:35:09,130 Look, nobody's ever been arrested for crashing a party. 408 00:35:09,890 --> 00:35:11,950 They're going to have tons of food in here. Get out of my head. 409 00:35:12,150 --> 00:35:13,610 I would, but I can't. 410 00:35:16,130 --> 00:35:17,130 Ow. 411 00:35:22,170 --> 00:35:26,370 Uh, is this like a Stanford party? 412 00:35:27,350 --> 00:35:28,950 Hard bail. Instant bail. Let's go. 413 00:35:29,470 --> 00:35:30,470 Can I help you? 414 00:35:31,910 --> 00:35:32,910 Oh, Frankie. 415 00:35:32,950 --> 00:35:33,950 There's a guy. 416 00:35:36,170 --> 00:35:37,210 Who invited you to my party? 417 00:35:38,650 --> 00:35:39,650 Jeff. 418 00:35:40,190 --> 00:35:41,189 Richie Rich. 419 00:35:41,190 --> 00:35:43,250 No one has named Richie Rich in real life. 420 00:35:43,910 --> 00:35:45,850 Someone is named Richie Rich. 421 00:35:47,010 --> 00:35:48,010 Hello? 422 00:35:50,550 --> 00:35:51,550 John Rich. 423 00:35:55,210 --> 00:35:56,210 Oh, my God. 424 00:35:57,030 --> 00:35:59,870 Richie, did you invite these weird bumbos to my party? 425 00:36:08,350 --> 00:36:09,930 There's like five people at this party. 426 00:36:12,490 --> 00:36:13,810 We don't have to do this. 427 00:36:17,230 --> 00:36:18,230 See you on the flip side. 428 00:36:20,310 --> 00:36:21,310 Stanford, eh? 429 00:36:21,690 --> 00:36:23,090 I have never heard of it. 430 00:36:24,030 --> 00:36:26,050 Oh, hey, check it out. Thank you so much. 431 00:36:55,009 --> 00:36:56,490 Anyone here been on the Epstein plane? 432 00:36:57,590 --> 00:36:58,610 Do you like drugs? 433 00:36:58,990 --> 00:37:03,130 Right? Yeah, this party sucks, right? Like, maybe you could use, like, bulbic 434 00:37:03,130 --> 00:37:04,049 acid? 435 00:37:04,050 --> 00:37:04,928 My God. 436 00:37:04,930 --> 00:37:07,870 There's no guarantee. Shipping your kid off to Stanford doesn't mean dick. 437 00:37:08,150 --> 00:37:09,830 He could still totally end up a drug dealer. 438 00:37:10,290 --> 00:37:12,110 Speaking of which, you guys party? 439 00:37:13,570 --> 00:37:14,570 Yes, I try. 440 00:37:14,590 --> 00:37:16,810 Oh, Mandy, it's still too late for you. 441 00:37:17,170 --> 00:37:21,950 Yes, the work is a huge bummer. But your husband sounds like a type of shit. 442 00:37:22,190 --> 00:37:23,350 You just need a fresh start. 443 00:37:23,690 --> 00:37:24,690 New year! 444 00:37:24,830 --> 00:37:25,830 New you. 445 00:37:26,150 --> 00:37:27,150 New truck. 446 00:37:27,630 --> 00:37:30,070 You ever find yourself just sitting around thinking about death? 447 00:37:30,670 --> 00:37:31,670 I do. 448 00:37:31,950 --> 00:37:33,310 I can imagine how you feel. 449 00:37:33,610 --> 00:37:37,110 You're never really too late to open yourself to new and meaningful 450 00:37:37,110 --> 00:37:38,110 experiences. 451 00:37:40,250 --> 00:37:45,210 People that don't finish college, they typically go into like way more 452 00:37:45,210 --> 00:37:46,210 fulfilling lives. 453 00:37:46,670 --> 00:37:48,950 My cousin, she went to all four years. 454 00:37:49,790 --> 00:37:50,790 She's fucking dead. 455 00:37:51,290 --> 00:37:52,290 No. 456 00:37:52,690 --> 00:37:53,910 No, I'm not that good. 457 00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:56,080 I didn't go to college. I have zero regret. 458 00:37:56,820 --> 00:37:57,820 But I don't know. 459 00:37:58,120 --> 00:37:59,120 How cool is your kid? 460 00:38:40,300 --> 00:38:45,660 Have you ever, um... ...gone high? 461 00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:06,880 It's like a life short, Scott. 462 00:39:07,460 --> 00:39:08,460 I'm glad he's here. 463 00:39:15,830 --> 00:39:21,430 Have you ever tried acid? 464 00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:52,560 you like to go again damn you were like so cool why are you at my shitty dad's 465 00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:58,820 party i'm just trying to sell these weird drugs i found but it's like it's 466 00:39:58,820 --> 00:40:04,000 what bacon's out there yeah probably because like most people are keeping 467 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:08,860 their distance you know because of the thing he used to do in college it like 468 00:40:08,860 --> 00:40:10,400 has not aged well 469 00:40:30,310 --> 00:40:35,510 Me and my best friend took those. We had a really bad time, but you probably 470 00:40:35,510 --> 00:40:38,030 won't. Do you want to talk at Blake's for yourself? 471 00:40:40,570 --> 00:40:41,570 I don't think so. 472 00:40:49,150 --> 00:40:50,150 You want to buy it? 473 00:40:50,950 --> 00:40:51,970 Fuck yes! Okay. 474 00:40:53,930 --> 00:40:59,150 I am going to have to consult with my business associate. 475 00:40:59,790 --> 00:41:01,490 Just, like, for tax purposes. 476 00:41:01,750 --> 00:41:03,310 Um, I'll be right back. 477 00:41:03,510 --> 00:41:06,250 Okay? I come back. Stay. 478 00:41:07,390 --> 00:41:08,490 Don't you go anywhere! 479 00:41:10,050 --> 00:41:14,230 It wasn't just, like, one time. It was, like, over and over again. 480 00:41:14,550 --> 00:41:18,630 If there was a dick somewhere, she would just stick a dick in it. 481 00:41:19,270 --> 00:41:20,270 What? Yeah. 482 00:41:20,370 --> 00:41:24,370 I mean, like, the man literally just, like, could not stop sticking his dick 483 00:41:24,370 --> 00:41:25,368 in his dick. 484 00:41:25,370 --> 00:41:27,830 And I mean, it's like, look, Superworld documented. 485 00:41:28,170 --> 00:41:29,210 Like, here, check it. 486 00:41:29,610 --> 00:41:30,750 Look, onion dip. 487 00:41:33,470 --> 00:41:37,310 Guacamole. There he is. Even hummus. Not cool, man. Not cool. 488 00:41:37,550 --> 00:41:38,750 Look at him. Look at his face. 489 00:41:39,350 --> 00:41:43,530 You know, like, I keep these on lock for, like, insurance purposes. 490 00:41:44,030 --> 00:41:48,270 Huh. You know, like, every time he tries to, like, ground me, I just say, like, I 491 00:41:48,270 --> 00:41:50,630 know where the dick and the berry, bro. 492 00:41:52,710 --> 00:41:53,910 Tie it right. Wow. 493 00:41:55,820 --> 00:41:58,780 I know we haven't known each other that long, but I just have like a tremendous 494 00:41:58,780 --> 00:42:00,120 amount of respect for you. 495 00:42:02,700 --> 00:42:03,940 Holy shit, dude. 496 00:42:05,460 --> 00:42:06,460 This is crazy. 497 00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:10,160 You're a genius. 498 00:42:12,580 --> 00:42:13,580 Genius. 499 00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:16,160 I know. 500 00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:19,340 How old are you? 501 00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:21,400 Frankie? 502 00:42:27,630 --> 00:42:29,090 I actually worked for you. What's up? 503 00:42:30,370 --> 00:42:33,150 Hi. Hi. Yeah. I found a buyer. 504 00:42:33,670 --> 00:42:34,670 So, let's go. 505 00:42:35,810 --> 00:42:36,788 We gotta go. 506 00:42:36,790 --> 00:42:40,110 No. You're gonna hit the red light? Yeah. But, you know, we would also 507 00:42:40,110 --> 00:42:41,730 really love to explore your dad. 508 00:42:42,270 --> 00:42:43,670 Okay. Could you text me those pictures? 509 00:42:43,970 --> 00:42:44,509 For sure. 510 00:42:44,510 --> 00:42:47,130 Okay, it's 818-555-3331. Don't forget. Okay. 511 00:42:47,450 --> 00:42:48,710 Okay. Oh! 512 00:42:49,950 --> 00:42:50,950 Case. 513 00:42:51,270 --> 00:42:52,950 That's weird. I told him I'd be right back. 514 00:43:08,460 --> 00:43:09,460 I finally find someone. 515 00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:11,280 You seem really into it. 516 00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:14,400 Don't worry, baby. We're great. You check it. 517 00:43:15,500 --> 00:43:16,700 What am I looking at here? 518 00:43:17,940 --> 00:43:18,940 Oh, my God. 519 00:43:20,220 --> 00:43:21,220 Did that happen? 520 00:43:21,660 --> 00:43:25,460 Say goodbye to drug pushing and hello to blackmail. 521 00:43:26,260 --> 00:43:27,400 This is our ticket, Mom. 522 00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:29,040 Plus those drugs. 523 00:43:29,420 --> 00:43:30,420 We're such a bum. 524 00:43:30,460 --> 00:43:31,439 I don't know. 525 00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:32,480 Blackmail sounds dumb. 526 00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:34,740 And, like, morally... 527 00:43:38,860 --> 00:43:40,220 I think I like drug dealing more. 528 00:43:41,300 --> 00:43:43,860 We didn't force this guy to stick his dick in all those dips. 529 00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:48,380 He made his dip stick everybody's problem, which is a totally cancelable 530 00:43:48,380 --> 00:43:49,279 offense. 531 00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:51,120 Plus, they lost the drug, so we kind of have that place. 532 00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:53,740 We have to pay him back, or we'll become orphans. 533 00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:55,760 Party sucks. 534 00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:57,100 Let's raise our crew today. 535 00:44:18,259 --> 00:44:19,259 No way. 536 00:44:19,460 --> 00:44:20,960 That was just a little bit further down. 537 00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:25,120 She freaked you. 538 00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:28,040 You want to talk about the Stanford thing? 539 00:44:29,140 --> 00:44:32,680 I mean, just because it's been like a lot of years now, you know, and I know 540 00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:36,000 it's traumatizing and all, but maybe it's time to just like... 541 00:44:36,330 --> 00:44:38,070 Re-examine what you want to do. 542 00:45:10,860 --> 00:45:12,780 Dude, I can't believe that one. I know, right? 543 00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:15,560 Shit, dude, I gotta pee. 544 00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:16,900 That's so much of the love. 545 00:45:19,140 --> 00:45:20,140 Thank you. 546 00:45:20,220 --> 00:45:20,819 Come here. 547 00:45:20,820 --> 00:45:21,820 Let's all squat. 548 00:45:22,580 --> 00:45:24,460 Daddy, I think you have a problem with the car. 549 00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:27,800 Go pee. 550 00:45:45,900 --> 00:45:46,900 Is he talking to us? 551 00:45:47,620 --> 00:45:50,000 Are we ladies? 552 00:45:59,540 --> 00:46:00,540 Uh, 553 00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:03,860 do you like marijuana? 554 00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:08,640 Because we have a lot in the car. 555 00:46:11,340 --> 00:46:13,380 Oh look, there's a cat too! 556 00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:18,960 Is this too good to be true? 557 00:46:19,240 --> 00:46:20,280 Actually, two can. 558 00:46:20,580 --> 00:46:23,540 That never happens, too. I'm afraid it does. Yeah. Wow. 559 00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:27,820 Very fluffy tail. I think this one must be a Maine Coon. 560 00:47:06,589 --> 00:47:09,770 Hello? Do you want to get kidnapped by the clog wearers and hung from a 561 00:47:09,770 --> 00:47:11,350 windmill? Or do you want to get the hell out of here? 562 00:47:26,190 --> 00:47:27,190 Are we safe? 563 00:47:28,330 --> 00:47:30,710 All will be clear once we get to the location. 564 00:47:31,010 --> 00:47:32,370 What is the location? 565 00:47:33,570 --> 00:47:35,210 Chatsworth. Chatsworth? 566 00:47:35,510 --> 00:47:36,510 Yes. 567 00:47:36,830 --> 00:47:39,110 We are so going to get the serial killed. 568 00:47:39,370 --> 00:47:40,790 I want to die off the 118. 569 00:47:41,810 --> 00:47:42,830 So stressful. 570 00:47:44,470 --> 00:47:45,670 Hey, hey, hey. 571 00:47:45,990 --> 00:47:47,490 Hey, don't smoke that in here. 572 00:47:47,970 --> 00:47:48,970 Put that out. 573 00:47:49,610 --> 00:47:51,650 Dude, this is California. 574 00:47:52,470 --> 00:47:54,090 I don't give a damn if it's Canada. 575 00:48:08,529 --> 00:48:09,750 What the fuck happened? 576 00:48:10,390 --> 00:48:12,410 Dude, I think I just did that. 577 00:48:13,090 --> 00:48:16,410 I thought it was my brain and then I did it with my eyes. Dude, it was tight. 578 00:48:16,630 --> 00:48:17,630 Oh my God, I'm a witch. 579 00:48:17,710 --> 00:48:19,830 I mean, I don't think you're a witch, but if you were, that would be metal as 580 00:48:19,830 --> 00:48:22,550 fuck. Oh, but it's kind of scary because what if I curse this by accident? You 581 00:48:22,550 --> 00:48:25,190 should think, I wish oasis would get back together. Oasis is back together. 582 00:48:28,110 --> 00:48:29,110 He's so fucking powerful. 583 00:48:30,730 --> 00:48:33,690 How did these girls happen to me? 584 00:48:56,910 --> 00:49:00,870 I'm so sorry, David. I'm sorry I scared you. I stubbed my toe. It hurt a lot. 585 00:49:01,430 --> 00:49:02,430 Hello. 586 00:49:02,650 --> 00:49:03,650 I'm Dr. Rosen. 587 00:49:04,730 --> 00:49:07,490 Where's the briefcase? 588 00:49:11,250 --> 00:49:12,250 We don't have that. 589 00:49:12,570 --> 00:49:14,510 We haven't had it for a minute. 590 00:49:16,350 --> 00:49:17,350 Oh, no. 591 00:49:20,530 --> 00:49:26,210 Hey, do you think he's a bad guy or a good guy? 592 00:49:28,430 --> 00:49:32,870 I like his jacket, but all this stuff is scary, so maybe a bad guy? 593 00:49:33,190 --> 00:49:35,930 Yeah, a lot of bad guys have gold jackets. 594 00:49:37,770 --> 00:49:40,090 You once, you took the blood spritzer? 595 00:49:41,350 --> 00:49:43,170 She's spitting or talking. 596 00:49:43,930 --> 00:49:44,930 Together? 597 00:49:45,470 --> 00:49:46,790 She's asking us if we're gay. 598 00:49:48,050 --> 00:49:49,050 Undiluted? 599 00:49:50,030 --> 00:49:51,970 Oh, the drugs. 600 00:49:53,650 --> 00:49:55,350 Are we supposed to dilute that? 601 00:50:06,350 --> 00:50:09,310 Take my hole and fuck it because it's already been fucked. 602 00:50:13,850 --> 00:50:14,850 Hell fuck. 603 00:50:15,610 --> 00:50:16,630 Hell fuck. 604 00:50:16,950 --> 00:50:17,950 Hell fuck. 605 00:50:19,890 --> 00:50:24,470 Listen to me. I have no idea why you thought it would be a good idea to take 606 00:50:24,470 --> 00:50:25,169 the drugs. 607 00:50:25,170 --> 00:50:26,510 You are dumb as rock. 608 00:50:27,670 --> 00:50:28,790 And you should be dead. 609 00:50:29,610 --> 00:50:35,130 But... But... You may have saved the project by effectively... 610 00:50:35,500 --> 00:50:36,620 Becoming the project. 611 00:50:38,260 --> 00:50:39,260 Wait. 612 00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:42,840 What's the project? 613 00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:45,780 Do we want to be a project? 614 00:50:46,040 --> 00:50:47,040 Yeah. 615 00:50:49,620 --> 00:50:51,880 Let me find. I am fine. 616 00:50:52,100 --> 00:50:53,960 And I have been working in Denmark. 617 00:50:54,700 --> 00:50:56,080 Is everybody Dutch? 618 00:50:56,620 --> 00:50:57,620 Not Dutch. 619 00:50:57,740 --> 00:50:58,740 Not Dutch. 620 00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:00,320 Danish. Then who's Dutch? 621 00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:02,000 People in Holland. 622 00:51:03,820 --> 00:51:04,920 Then who's Holland? 623 00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:06,400 No one is hollish. 624 00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:08,820 Someone's got to be hollish, right? 625 00:51:09,640 --> 00:51:10,640 I'm moving on. 626 00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:15,180 I work for a private company called the Cock Group. 627 00:51:15,620 --> 00:51:16,620 Oh. 628 00:51:17,580 --> 00:51:21,460 And I have been researching giant squids. 629 00:51:22,140 --> 00:51:27,620 Squids? Giant squids. They dwell so deep in the ocean that no light can penetrate 630 00:51:27,620 --> 00:51:31,920 their habitat. So they must have a unique way of communicating down there 631 00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:32,920 in the dark. 632 00:51:34,240 --> 00:51:35,240 Telepathy. 633 00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:36,560 Telepathy. 634 00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:44,200 Six months ago, a miracle. We were able to capture the left testicle of 635 00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:45,540 a young adult male. 636 00:51:45,860 --> 00:51:49,400 From this tissue, I was able to synthesize the compound. 637 00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:50,800 Nerd alert. 638 00:51:50,860 --> 00:51:54,020 Yeah, like we care about some squid nutbag. 639 00:51:54,600 --> 00:52:01,560 From this tissue, the left testicle, and I was able to create 640 00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:02,560 the drug. 641 00:52:03,830 --> 00:52:04,950 Brooks Brutuson. 642 00:52:10,010 --> 00:52:11,010 Good job. 643 00:52:11,690 --> 00:52:16,130 Thank you. Yeah, good. I thought if we could hear inside one another's minds, 644 00:52:16,190 --> 00:52:21,270 we could experience a greater empathy and become more invested in the common 645 00:52:21,270 --> 00:52:22,270 good, you know. 646 00:52:22,870 --> 00:52:23,990 That would be good. 647 00:52:25,350 --> 00:52:30,430 But then I realized my employer, Mr. Cock. 648 00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:35,940 He was only interested in developing that telepathy toward mind control, 649 00:52:36,140 --> 00:52:37,780 selling it to the highest bidder. 650 00:52:38,900 --> 00:52:40,440 Mind control sounds really negative. 651 00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:42,040 Can we go home now? 652 00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:47,040 Also, I'm pretty sure I saw them two move a damn joint with their mind. 653 00:52:47,260 --> 00:52:51,320 What do you mean move? A damn joint with their mind? Move a joint with their damn 654 00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:52,640 mind and motherfucking mind. 655 00:52:53,180 --> 00:52:56,380 I have no idea, but I know that they were smoking in my car. Which rat is 656 00:52:56,380 --> 00:52:59,180 your favorite? I like that one. I named him Oreo. 657 00:52:59,880 --> 00:53:03,880 Hey! Oh, you think because this is California... Excuse me, you have mixed 658 00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:05,740 vapors with THC? 659 00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:12,500 If I mix, that must be what's producing the telekinesis. A chemical reaction 660 00:53:12,500 --> 00:53:15,660 with the marijuana that you're constantly smoking. Fine. 661 00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:21,140 Constantly. Can you control it? We can quit any time we want it, let me tell 662 00:53:21,140 --> 00:53:25,580 you that. No, not the marijuana, the telekinesis. Can you control the 663 00:53:25,580 --> 00:53:29,980 telekinesis? Can you move this flask with your mind? Go. 664 00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:07,760 Too hard, I quit. 665 00:54:08,740 --> 00:54:09,740 Okay. 666 00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:14,880 Next time, you'll learn to develop focus and self-control. 667 00:54:15,140 --> 00:54:17,640 I probably won't, though. We must begin testing. 668 00:54:18,300 --> 00:54:19,600 Uh, testing? 669 00:54:19,820 --> 00:54:21,740 I have to take a blood sample. 670 00:54:21,940 --> 00:54:23,100 Uh, nothing else. Wait. 671 00:54:23,700 --> 00:54:29,160 Hold. It's good. You did not tell anyone that you took the Blake's protocol, did 672 00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:32,700 you? Um, did we tell? 673 00:54:33,020 --> 00:54:35,460 I mean, a couple people at the party. 674 00:54:36,680 --> 00:54:40,440 Ah, but not that many. But it was more like an alumni event. 675 00:54:41,020 --> 00:54:44,060 Ah, yeah, that's probably. But there was one guy. 676 00:54:44,380 --> 00:54:50,980 Ah, corporate juror's college. And when I told him, that is when the briefcase 677 00:54:50,980 --> 00:54:51,980 went missing. 678 00:54:52,620 --> 00:54:53,720 But maybe you're all friends. 679 00:54:55,180 --> 00:54:59,740 You are bozos. You are bozos. Very much bozos. Professional bozos. 680 00:54:59,980 --> 00:55:03,840 Jeff bozos. You are Jeff bozos, and you have no idea how much trouble you are 681 00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:04,840 in. 682 00:55:06,020 --> 00:55:08,440 The girls are now as valuable for study as the drugs themselves. 683 00:55:08,660 --> 00:55:10,720 We have to access Chapman's contacts at the UN. 684 00:55:10,920 --> 00:55:11,920 Come on. 685 00:55:53,260 --> 00:55:54,840 There's actually a very legit reason for that. 686 00:55:55,560 --> 00:55:56,560 Hello? 687 00:56:10,580 --> 00:56:11,760 Hey, it's just the sneers. 688 00:56:12,240 --> 00:56:13,660 Normal head tastes kind of a babe. 689 00:56:14,840 --> 00:56:15,840 Dude. 690 00:56:16,940 --> 00:56:19,800 Seriously, he's so good at karate. He's got all these disguises. 691 00:56:20,620 --> 00:56:21,640 I bet he's pretty honest. 692 00:56:22,710 --> 00:56:23,810 I'm tired of danger. 693 00:56:24,230 --> 00:56:28,650 Hey, I guarantee you we just need to hole up in the show zone for a little 694 00:56:28,650 --> 00:56:31,910 bit, and this whole cock problem is just going to blow over. 695 00:56:32,630 --> 00:56:33,770 What makes you think that? 696 00:56:34,470 --> 00:56:38,370 I mean, the lady in the garage was hanging. When has anything good ever 697 00:56:38,370 --> 00:56:40,410 come from listening to some weirdo in a garage? 698 00:56:42,110 --> 00:56:44,250 We don't have the drugs anymore. We're not really good for anything. 699 00:56:45,230 --> 00:56:49,270 Now we can just kick back, blast Bill Martin Flynn, and live in our house 700 00:56:49,270 --> 00:56:50,890 together forever and ever. 701 00:56:54,759 --> 00:56:55,759 Motherfuck me. 702 00:57:29,960 --> 00:57:30,960 What's happening? 703 00:57:31,860 --> 00:57:32,860 Nothing. 704 00:57:33,080 --> 00:57:34,280 I wait for the girls. 705 00:57:35,300 --> 00:57:39,940 We are friends from Cat Club. 706 00:57:40,860 --> 00:57:42,820 Damn. Fancy accent. 707 00:57:43,740 --> 00:57:44,740 Where are you from? 708 00:57:44,840 --> 00:57:45,840 Europe? 709 00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:47,960 No. 710 00:57:48,200 --> 00:57:49,560 My brother's been to Amsterdam. 711 00:57:49,940 --> 00:57:53,860 I heard they have crazy cafes out there in Cid where you can smoke in the cafe. 712 00:57:54,340 --> 00:57:57,620 That's like if I went to Starbucks and I said, hey, let me get a caramel 713 00:57:57,620 --> 00:57:59,200 frappuccino and a joint. 714 00:57:59,690 --> 00:58:00,930 Have you ever smoked California Bud? 715 00:58:01,250 --> 00:58:02,570 The girls aren't here right now. 716 00:58:03,030 --> 00:58:04,030 Come on, let's go. 717 00:58:04,390 --> 00:58:08,630 I'll roll you a fat-ass J, and you can tell me which is better, Cali or 718 00:58:08,630 --> 00:58:09,630 Amsterdam. 719 00:58:10,990 --> 00:58:11,990 Come on. 720 00:58:12,230 --> 00:58:13,230 Come on. 721 00:58:13,590 --> 00:58:15,010 You ever seen the show Sliders? 722 00:58:15,250 --> 00:58:16,830 It's on Sci-Fi Network. It's really good. 723 00:58:17,110 --> 00:58:18,630 I watched all of their shows. 724 00:58:23,210 --> 00:58:26,890 My fucking God, you dumb bitches. I am starving to death. Breakfast is 20 725 00:58:26,890 --> 00:58:29,850 minutes late. That is legally a crime. I can see my ribs. 726 00:58:31,270 --> 00:58:32,209 What do we do? 727 00:58:32,210 --> 00:58:33,210 We gotta get out of town. 728 00:58:33,590 --> 00:58:35,430 We gotta wait for the blackmail money to come through. 729 00:58:36,470 --> 00:58:37,550 Find some place to chill. 730 00:58:37,970 --> 00:58:38,970 Guatemala. 731 00:58:39,570 --> 00:58:41,490 You're having so much fun in Guatemala. 732 00:58:42,210 --> 00:58:45,330 You love the maracas. Remember you were like, Guatemala? 733 00:58:45,990 --> 00:58:46,990 Frankie. 734 00:58:47,430 --> 00:58:50,570 I think he like never stopped working, you know, for the past 24 hours. 735 00:58:51,630 --> 00:58:52,630 Molly? 736 00:58:53,200 --> 00:58:54,220 And for our old lives. 737 00:58:56,620 --> 00:58:57,760 It's all canceled now. 738 00:58:59,620 --> 00:59:01,240 We're very important fugitives. 739 00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:03,120 We're runaways. 740 00:59:04,080 --> 00:59:05,080 We're rebels. 741 00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:10,000 We're rebels. 742 00:59:12,180 --> 00:59:14,300 Okay. Well, Josh, does that work? 743 00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:17,940 We're not going to go see Josh, okay? We're changing our name. 744 00:59:25,450 --> 00:59:26,450 Should I be scared? 745 00:59:27,130 --> 00:59:30,210 Hey, this is pretty serious, okay? 746 00:59:30,630 --> 00:59:32,350 Which is why I think we should get out of town. 747 00:59:33,510 --> 00:59:35,690 Oh, don't do that. Don't cry. 748 00:59:36,150 --> 00:59:37,590 You know I cry when you cry, okay? 749 00:59:38,150 --> 00:59:39,150 Come here, come here, come here. 750 00:59:55,400 --> 00:59:57,860 Go see Josh so you can say goodbye and then we need to get the fuck out of 751 00:59:57,860 --> 00:59:58,920 here. Right now. 752 01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:33,560 I hate the way it goes. 753 01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:40,160 I have to know somebody's family. Hey, what are you doing? 754 01:00:40,460 --> 01:00:42,040 We should have, D.O. Unhand me! 755 01:00:43,080 --> 01:00:47,260 Wait, it's like a vet thing. Are we going to the vet? I promise you they 756 01:00:47,260 --> 01:00:48,320 cannot afford the vet. 757 01:00:53,640 --> 01:00:54,640 Hey! 758 01:00:58,000 --> 01:00:59,000 Open it, man. 759 01:00:59,240 --> 01:01:00,240 Uh, 760 01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:01,800 Frankie. 761 01:01:02,009 --> 01:01:03,009 We should go. 762 01:01:03,850 --> 01:01:04,930 I need to listen to him. 763 01:01:05,330 --> 01:01:09,010 Anything but ABBA. I'm so sick of ABBA. Don't listen to him. I love ABBA. 764 01:01:09,270 --> 01:01:12,990 Yeah, it just feels like time sensitive. 765 01:01:18,750 --> 01:01:19,950 And you've got to get your phone ready. 766 01:01:20,470 --> 01:01:21,470 Let's move to the radio. 767 01:01:47,690 --> 01:01:49,310 You yourself killed a cop in my car. 768 01:01:49,870 --> 01:01:51,230 It's on the road and I'm stuck. 769 01:01:53,550 --> 01:01:54,550 Can you come and get me? 770 01:02:19,370 --> 01:02:20,590 Whose car is that? Come inside. 771 01:02:21,490 --> 01:02:22,490 Okay, 772 01:02:22,750 --> 01:02:24,330 okay, okay. What is going on? 773 01:02:24,610 --> 01:02:28,410 Is this the vet? This vet looks sketchy as hell. Like, really unsanitary. 774 01:02:30,130 --> 01:02:33,970 Josh, Josh, I'm sorry. You were my first choice, okay? There's been a lot going 775 01:02:33,970 --> 01:02:34,828 on, all right? 776 01:02:34,830 --> 01:02:36,670 People are trying to kill us for being Vikings. 777 01:02:36,970 --> 01:02:39,250 We have leprosy now. And we have to go to Mexico. 778 01:02:39,530 --> 01:02:41,190 They want to do experiments on us because we're special now. 779 01:02:41,430 --> 01:02:44,550 We took those drugs, the giant squid. Is it okay if we hide out here until we get 780 01:02:44,550 --> 01:02:46,370 blackmailed? Go ahead, let me run away. 781 01:02:53,450 --> 01:02:55,790 Get up. Come on. It's just sound design. 782 01:02:56,610 --> 01:02:59,890 There's a show later in the band. They got this intro where they're just like 783 01:02:59,890 --> 01:03:01,030 killing a bunch of police officers. 784 01:03:02,050 --> 01:03:03,830 Oh, dang. 785 01:03:05,230 --> 01:03:07,490 How about we go talk in the office? 786 01:03:07,990 --> 01:03:11,790 Okay. What's in the office? Why do you have to go there? Only bad things happen 787 01:03:11,790 --> 01:03:12,569 in offices. 788 01:03:12,570 --> 01:03:14,230 Hook up the motherfucking freak. 789 01:03:14,630 --> 01:03:16,650 Language. Freak talk, bitch. 790 01:03:16,990 --> 01:03:18,910 I'm stress eating. I am eating my feelings. 791 01:03:20,870 --> 01:03:21,930 Hey, can I have your phone? 792 01:03:22,570 --> 01:03:24,190 Oh, yeah. I'm going to start the blackmail business. 793 01:03:27,670 --> 01:03:28,670 Hi. 794 01:03:34,310 --> 01:03:38,270 So, um, I just want to ask. 795 01:03:39,490 --> 01:03:40,490 I'll be offended. 796 01:03:41,010 --> 01:03:44,150 Did you operate? Did you really take those drugs? 797 01:03:47,470 --> 01:03:48,470 Oh, fuck. 798 01:03:51,570 --> 01:03:54,590 Um... Yeah? 799 01:03:56,070 --> 01:03:57,070 Yeah. 800 01:03:57,370 --> 01:03:58,410 Yeah, yeah. 801 01:03:58,990 --> 01:04:03,310 Because I think you just might be having a mental health event right now. 802 01:04:04,970 --> 01:04:05,970 Don't worry. 803 01:04:06,010 --> 01:04:08,950 We know that you got freaky with those dicks in the 80s. 804 01:04:09,630 --> 01:04:10,670 Dicks cannot consent. 805 01:04:11,070 --> 01:04:12,410 Nor can the people eating them. 806 01:04:20,940 --> 01:04:26,120 But no, I saw them. They are dudes. They have guns. And they're coming after us 807 01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:28,760 for no reason. It's like, I mean, there's a reason, but anyway. 808 01:04:29,540 --> 01:04:30,720 It's like a whole big thing. 809 01:04:33,480 --> 01:04:35,840 Molly. Yeah. How much should we ask for? A million? 810 01:04:36,080 --> 01:04:37,540 No. That seems like too much. 811 01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:39,540 $20,000 ought to do it. 812 01:04:44,460 --> 01:04:47,320 Baby, you sound crazy. 813 01:04:49,120 --> 01:04:50,180 Look at me. 814 01:05:01,800 --> 01:05:02,800 Think about that. 815 01:05:05,780 --> 01:05:09,140 Let me take you home. 816 01:05:11,740 --> 01:05:12,740 Yeah. 817 01:05:13,780 --> 01:05:15,620 Give us two million dollars, or else. 818 01:05:16,780 --> 01:05:20,080 And by the way, it's not even that cool that you went to Stanford, so you don't 819 01:05:20,080 --> 01:05:23,440 have to keep lording it over everyone by hosting lame alumni events with too much 820 01:05:23,440 --> 01:05:24,440 cheese. 821 01:05:25,300 --> 01:05:26,320 Believe the last part. 822 01:05:27,260 --> 01:05:28,260 Okay. 823 01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:30,760 Frankie? 824 01:05:32,200 --> 01:05:34,060 I'm not going to Guatemala. 825 01:05:34,600 --> 01:05:39,120 What? I think those drugs really fucked us up. Made us paranoid and stuff. 826 01:05:39,420 --> 01:05:40,820 I just need to get some sleep. 827 01:05:41,040 --> 01:05:42,040 You should too. 828 01:05:42,240 --> 01:05:43,640 Josh is going to take me home now. 829 01:05:45,740 --> 01:05:46,740 You! 830 01:05:47,380 --> 01:05:48,420 What did you say to her? 831 01:05:48,640 --> 01:05:50,280 What the fuck is going on? 832 01:05:50,780 --> 01:05:53,880 I can't even believe you're considering hitting me right now. 833 01:05:54,580 --> 01:05:56,380 To me, it was really his fault. 834 01:05:57,040 --> 01:05:58,040 Your fault? 835 01:05:58,680 --> 01:05:59,680 My fault? 836 01:05:59,950 --> 01:06:02,910 I mean, you were the one that forced me to go to the mannequin pussy show all by 837 01:06:02,910 --> 01:06:03,910 myself. 838 01:06:04,190 --> 01:06:05,870 And you didn't have the rent money, dude. 839 01:06:06,370 --> 01:06:11,030 Well, I would have had money for the rent if my laptop hadn't gone stolen and 840 01:06:11,030 --> 01:06:12,110 you lost the briefcase. 841 01:06:12,370 --> 01:06:15,910 I guess if you think about it, I'd be, like, completely fine if it wasn't for 842 01:06:15,910 --> 01:06:18,450 you. And it's probably for the best that you were just going to move in with Josh 843 01:06:18,450 --> 01:06:19,490 and not even tell me about it. 844 01:06:27,370 --> 01:06:28,670 I hadn't decided yet. 845 01:06:30,250 --> 01:06:31,370 Well, I think you should. 846 01:06:31,730 --> 01:06:33,190 I was going to suggest it myself. 847 01:06:33,490 --> 01:06:38,030 In fact, I think it's become clear that you've been holding me back. 848 01:06:39,690 --> 01:06:41,590 I've been holding you back? 849 01:06:45,590 --> 01:06:47,370 Well, fuck, she did the scary laugh. 850 01:06:47,610 --> 01:06:51,510 Guys, I didn't want to imply that anybody's holding anybody back. You both 851 01:06:51,510 --> 01:06:52,510 love each other. You know what, Frankie? 852 01:06:53,870 --> 01:06:57,490 I have gone along with every one of your fuckwad ideas. 853 01:06:58,120 --> 01:07:00,120 on fireworks in Andy Siegel's living room. 854 01:07:01,060 --> 01:07:04,840 Let's have a contest to see who can drink the most five-hour energy. You won 855 01:07:04,840 --> 01:07:07,720 that contest. Nobody won that contest. 856 01:07:08,020 --> 01:07:14,940 But the truth is that ever since you failed out of Stanford, you have 857 01:07:14,940 --> 01:07:17,280 no focus and no goals. 858 01:07:17,580 --> 01:07:21,280 And you quit everything that's hard because you're scared that if you ever 859 01:07:21,280 --> 01:07:24,360 actually tried at anything, you'd fail again. 860 01:07:24,700 --> 01:07:25,840 You are... 861 01:07:27,500 --> 01:07:29,040 lazy, and delusional. 862 01:07:29,380 --> 01:07:33,520 If it wasn't for me, they would find you buried under the debt of a million 863 01:07:33,520 --> 01:07:36,360 kitchen appliances, pretending to be a chef, and we all know. 864 01:07:37,520 --> 01:07:39,340 The stoned girl. 865 01:07:41,260 --> 01:07:46,780 You sabotaged me. 866 01:07:47,420 --> 01:07:50,700 Because you don't want to be a fuck-up alone. 867 01:07:51,180 --> 01:07:53,900 I am tired of being dragged down with you. 868 01:07:54,620 --> 01:08:01,610 So, If we don't get murdered first... I am going to move out. 869 01:08:02,070 --> 01:08:03,070 Great. 870 01:08:03,490 --> 01:08:04,490 What a relief. 871 01:08:04,850 --> 01:08:06,470 Then I can just get back on track. 872 01:08:06,730 --> 01:08:08,670 Yeah. Back on the track, this is it! 873 01:08:24,520 --> 01:08:25,520 Yes, Dominic. 874 01:08:29,660 --> 01:08:31,020 Come on, baby, let's go. 875 01:08:32,020 --> 01:08:34,580 It's just the intro for the band. You were the one that told us that in the 876 01:08:34,580 --> 01:08:35,580 first place. 877 01:08:36,060 --> 01:08:37,420 Yeah, but soundcheck's over. 878 01:08:38,439 --> 01:08:39,460 Josh. Josh. 879 01:08:40,080 --> 01:08:41,279 Josh. I knew we could trick Josh. 880 01:08:42,899 --> 01:08:43,799 Get up. 881 01:08:43,800 --> 01:08:44,800 Hands heavy. 882 01:08:45,760 --> 01:08:48,779 Whatever's going on. Stand by the wall. 883 01:08:49,240 --> 01:08:50,240 Hands up. 884 01:08:50,740 --> 01:08:51,740 Get moving. 885 01:08:52,670 --> 01:08:54,410 You're such a fucking loser, Freddy. 886 01:08:54,630 --> 01:08:55,630 Here we go again. 887 01:08:56,609 --> 01:08:58,510 Molly, get on the bed. 888 01:09:01,189 --> 01:09:04,090 You can shoot them, but not me. Whatever they did, I had nothing to do with it. 889 01:09:04,189 --> 01:09:06,029 You are such a fucking pussy, man. 890 01:09:06,330 --> 01:09:07,750 You're a dumbass. You're a bitch. 891 01:09:08,250 --> 01:09:11,149 Oh, you're a bitch. You're a double bitch. 892 01:09:11,790 --> 01:09:14,490 Hey, what's up with that? Wait, Theo, I'm sorry, I... 893 01:09:26,990 --> 01:09:31,310 You look like the other one you are the other one what the fuck 894 01:10:13,080 --> 01:10:16,760 I want to go home. Yeah, I'll give you this one. This actually is scary. 895 01:10:19,060 --> 01:10:22,020 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, you want the bomb. 896 01:10:22,260 --> 01:10:24,660 You'll get the bomb. Uh, fuck you. 897 01:10:29,820 --> 01:10:30,820 Oh. 898 01:10:35,680 --> 01:10:36,680 Hey. 899 01:10:39,200 --> 01:10:40,600 Hey, that could have been Josh. 900 01:10:53,680 --> 01:11:00,280 I still don't understand, Holly. 901 01:11:01,320 --> 01:11:05,700 I just want to put it out there that I know we haven't been on the same page. 902 01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:07,160 And I'm really sorry. 903 01:11:07,480 --> 01:11:09,780 But I see you, and I hear you. 904 01:11:10,320 --> 01:11:12,820 And I'm going to try really hard to make better choices than you. 905 01:11:18,120 --> 01:11:19,120 Frankie? 906 01:11:42,080 --> 01:11:43,400 Yes. How long does that take? 907 01:11:44,340 --> 01:11:46,980 We're going to take a small boat, and then we'll take a big boat. Little boat, 908 01:11:47,080 --> 01:11:49,100 big boat. Yes, and it'll take about ten minutes. 909 01:11:50,720 --> 01:11:54,320 My bag smells like a dispensary. 910 01:11:56,500 --> 01:11:57,520 Can I have a snack first? 911 01:11:58,560 --> 01:11:59,560 Hungry. 912 01:11:59,720 --> 01:12:03,060 Snack. I have brownies in my backpack. 913 01:12:04,660 --> 01:12:06,400 Brownies are in my backpack. 914 01:12:06,760 --> 01:12:07,760 Can I? 915 01:12:08,100 --> 01:12:10,500 Oh, please. I can't. Raise them. 916 01:12:11,600 --> 01:12:14,860 Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, 917 01:12:14,860 --> 01:12:15,860 please, please, 918 01:12:15,980 --> 01:12:26,480 please. 919 01:13:07,900 --> 01:13:08,900 Very, very close. 920 01:13:09,080 --> 01:13:09,978 You know what, Deal? 921 01:13:09,980 --> 01:13:13,480 If you don't have anything helpful to say, just don't say anything, okay? 922 01:13:13,620 --> 01:13:14,620 Thank you. 923 01:13:15,840 --> 01:13:20,300 Well, that's right. Give up on men just like you give up on your dreams. This is 924 01:13:20,300 --> 01:13:21,300 the metaphor. 925 01:13:22,060 --> 01:13:26,600 He didn't understand you. 926 01:13:26,920 --> 01:13:32,020 One time, Axel got drunk, and then he peed on alcohol. 927 01:13:44,140 --> 01:13:47,900 We like it, but I don't know if anyone really likes it. 928 01:13:48,200 --> 01:13:52,080 I think I need... I need help, boy. 929 01:13:53,200 --> 01:13:58,640 I need... Fucking lightweights. 930 01:14:03,060 --> 01:14:04,060 Lock me in. 931 01:14:05,100 --> 01:14:06,100 Lock me in. 932 01:14:06,800 --> 01:14:09,200 Weed, weed, weed, weed, weed, weed, weed. Weed, weed, weed, weed, weed, 933 01:14:09,200 --> 01:14:10,159 weed, weed. 934 01:14:10,160 --> 01:14:11,160 Telekinesis. 935 01:14:37,710 --> 01:14:38,710 Can you hear me? 936 01:14:39,810 --> 01:14:42,890 Why did Molly have to make those brownies so fucked up? 937 01:14:43,510 --> 01:14:45,250 Does anyone need to be this high? 938 01:14:45,890 --> 01:14:50,070 You are driving this backpack under the influence and I'm actively at risk with 939 01:14:50,070 --> 01:14:51,350 no agency at all. 940 01:14:53,930 --> 01:15:00,150 Gigi, you need to go find Molly 941 01:15:00,150 --> 01:15:03,490 and tell me how to get there. 942 01:15:05,510 --> 01:15:06,810 Absolutely fucking not. 943 01:15:07,340 --> 01:15:09,180 Now you listen to me, fuckwad. Oi! 944 01:15:09,480 --> 01:15:14,240 I've done everything for you, literally your entire life. I've spent you, I've 945 01:15:14,240 --> 01:15:17,100 cleaned up your shit, I've provided catnip and a palatial estate without 946 01:15:17,100 --> 01:15:20,520 asking for anything back. Objection! And now it's your time to return the favor. 947 01:15:20,880 --> 01:15:22,420 Molly and Theo need us. 948 01:15:22,780 --> 01:15:23,780 Still no. 949 01:15:25,460 --> 01:15:27,460 Come on! 950 01:15:27,860 --> 01:15:29,440 You come on! This is your chance. 951 01:15:29,940 --> 01:15:33,980 This is your chance to prove to Theo that you're not a quitter. 952 01:15:34,180 --> 01:15:35,180 Yes, I am. 953 01:15:47,210 --> 01:15:54,110 I think that fear 954 01:15:54,110 --> 01:15:58,370 might be holding us back. Fear is my most useful quality. It has saved me 955 01:15:58,370 --> 01:16:02,010 from stranger danger, kidnapping, owls, the vacuum. 956 01:16:02,830 --> 01:16:06,390 I believe in you, T.T. I know we're not... 957 01:16:08,330 --> 01:16:10,970 Yes I am. No we're not. Yes I am. 958 01:16:51,400 --> 01:16:54,820 I never should have said that stuff to Frankie. 959 01:16:55,280 --> 01:17:00,460 That was so mean, and clearly a projection of my own fears of failure. 960 01:17:01,180 --> 01:17:02,180 We're partners. 961 01:17:02,580 --> 01:17:03,580 Full mates. 962 01:17:03,900 --> 01:17:05,220 She's the bird to my army. 963 01:17:05,900 --> 01:17:07,120 The hull to my oats. 964 01:17:08,200 --> 01:17:11,960 I think we can likely trace your fear of restaurants to too many episodes of 965 01:17:11,960 --> 01:17:15,760 Kitchen Nightmares, but for Henry Gordon Ramsay, they're the Bobby's play. 966 01:17:16,720 --> 01:17:19,320 Josh just wants what's best for us. Oh, dear. 967 01:17:21,360 --> 01:17:23,800 I've come to rescue you, dude! 968 01:17:24,280 --> 01:17:25,400 Oh, my God! 969 01:17:26,180 --> 01:17:31,000 And give you this fucked-up brownie that gives you superpowers because you are my 970 01:17:31,000 --> 01:17:32,400 girl. Oh, my God. 971 01:17:32,780 --> 01:17:33,780 Oh, my God. 972 01:17:46,030 --> 01:17:48,910 and he has been calling me over and over and over again like some psycho torture 973 01:17:48,910 --> 01:17:49,910 shit. 974 01:17:50,690 --> 01:17:54,490 Let's go find Jimmy, buddy. You're gonna love Jimmy. We're never gonna get there. 975 01:17:54,570 --> 01:18:01,090 Um, did you send that blackmail letter for Martin Flynn from my email address? 976 01:18:01,150 --> 01:18:02,310 Because his lawyer sounds mad. 977 01:18:02,550 --> 01:18:04,170 Like super, super, super mad. 978 01:18:04,390 --> 01:18:07,410 I didn't actually think that plan out super thoroughly at the time. 979 01:18:28,970 --> 01:18:29,970 Dio? 980 01:18:33,710 --> 01:18:35,090 You're a California guy. 981 01:18:35,710 --> 01:18:37,030 You don't want to learn Dutch. 982 01:18:37,650 --> 01:18:39,350 And you'll be safer here, okay? 983 01:18:39,610 --> 01:18:40,610 That is true. 984 01:18:41,390 --> 01:18:43,630 I love you. This is tough love, Dio. 985 01:20:37,670 --> 01:20:39,210 Take the gun. Oh, no. 986 01:20:39,470 --> 01:20:40,470 What do you mean, no? 987 01:20:40,510 --> 01:20:43,610 I'm not even allowed to use the oven. I can't have a gun. Oh, my God. All right, 988 01:20:43,610 --> 01:20:44,409 here, you take it. 989 01:20:44,410 --> 01:20:45,389 Also no. 990 01:20:45,390 --> 01:20:47,070 What the fuck is wrong with y'all? 991 01:20:47,270 --> 01:20:50,430 Dude, guns are such a bad vibe. I'm fine with a hundred petitions. 992 01:20:50,650 --> 01:20:54,910 We're not going to do murder, dude. I'm sorry. No, fuck the NRA. Gun control, 993 01:20:54,950 --> 01:20:58,630 now. Okay, okay. Do you two want to be turned into some weird herring-type 994 01:20:58,630 --> 01:21:02,750 dipsaw with mayonnaise in it and shit? Is that what you want? No. Take the gun. 995 01:21:57,839 --> 01:22:00,140 Fuck this violent bullshit. 996 01:22:00,580 --> 01:22:01,580 Here we go. 997 01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:03,880 Why are you guys wiping? 998 01:22:04,880 --> 01:22:07,680 So aggro and intense and dark. 999 01:22:09,140 --> 01:22:11,020 Did the truth fairy not come? 1000 01:22:11,620 --> 01:22:15,640 Did your mom give you a lame haircut? 1001 01:22:17,780 --> 01:22:20,120 Maybe you'd be happier if you weren't stuck. 1002 01:22:22,260 --> 01:22:25,460 You are what we call a buzzkill. 1003 01:22:26,299 --> 01:22:28,280 But now you will have fun. 1004 01:22:30,360 --> 01:22:32,160 Whether you like it or not. 1005 01:22:33,340 --> 01:22:35,520 Nobody likes a guy with a gun. 1006 01:22:36,520 --> 01:22:39,640 Tugging haterade and students off and bumming everyone out. 1007 01:22:43,820 --> 01:22:45,440 Nobody likes that guy. 1008 01:22:46,160 --> 01:22:47,380 I trust that. 1009 01:23:12,750 --> 01:23:15,630 Someone. You can have the best friend. 1010 01:23:23,610 --> 01:23:25,610 Thank you. No, no, no, no. Get up, get up. 1011 01:23:26,950 --> 01:23:27,950 You're okay. 1012 01:23:28,150 --> 01:23:29,150 You're alive. 1013 01:23:30,190 --> 01:23:31,190 Hello. 1014 01:23:34,050 --> 01:23:35,050 Oh, okay. 1015 01:23:35,990 --> 01:23:37,670 Back up, back up, back up, back up. 1016 01:23:38,950 --> 01:23:39,950 You're good. 1017 01:23:41,290 --> 01:23:44,170 Is it that weird that I would think that you'd want to kiss me? Get a little 1018 01:23:44,170 --> 01:23:45,490 thing. That's what I want. 1019 01:23:47,110 --> 01:23:48,890 No, Frankie, you don't understand. 1020 01:23:49,470 --> 01:23:53,070 You are a mess, girl. It would not happen, truly, honestly. 1021 01:23:53,670 --> 01:23:55,470 Not a chance. And hey, do you know what I mean? 1022 01:23:56,510 --> 01:24:00,970 Stop working anymore. 1023 01:24:01,190 --> 01:24:04,350 I want a lot of brownie. Frankie, I'm so scared. I don't want to die. 1024 01:24:20,620 --> 01:24:21,620 Yeah. Oh, yeah. 1025 01:24:22,960 --> 01:24:25,480 This is literally all my fault. 1026 01:24:25,880 --> 01:24:28,840 No. This is fucking happening. I love you more than anything. I'm not holding 1027 01:24:28,840 --> 01:24:31,240 you back anymore. Let's go. Take me. Come on. Come out. Come out. 1028 01:24:31,780 --> 01:24:33,660 No. You can't leave me. 1029 01:24:34,040 --> 01:24:37,120 You clean up after me all the time. It's my turn. All right. No. 1030 01:24:37,560 --> 01:24:38,560 Take me. 1031 01:24:38,680 --> 01:24:40,180 I won't let you go. 1032 01:24:40,900 --> 01:24:41,900 Frankie. 1033 01:24:42,360 --> 01:24:46,880 I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. 1034 01:26:27,050 --> 01:26:28,050 It's over. 1035 01:27:45,550 --> 01:27:49,790 government shit you get it federal 1036 01:27:49,790 --> 01:27:56,270 building oh i 1037 01:27:56,270 --> 01:28:03,090 wanted to see you girl this is my dear friend and colleague dr chapman 1038 01:28:03,090 --> 01:28:09,390 she's been very anxious to meet both of you hi oh my god they really do look 1039 01:28:09,390 --> 01:28:12,950 weirdly alike would you say 1040 01:28:14,320 --> 01:28:18,340 I'm the upgraded version of her, or she's the upgraded version of me. 1041 01:28:20,280 --> 01:28:26,880 Um, we like the, um, you are 1042 01:28:26,880 --> 01:28:29,340 the better girl. 1043 01:28:31,740 --> 01:28:36,000 You're the better one. We like you more. 1044 01:28:47,180 --> 01:28:54,080 able to convince members of the UN, United Nations, that the two 1045 01:28:54,080 --> 01:28:59,860 of you are deeply involved, intrinsically so, in the most important 1046 01:28:59,860 --> 01:29:05,460 scientific discovery breakthrough of our time. He thinks he's coming into the 1047 01:29:05,460 --> 01:29:08,240 moment. World peace. 1048 01:29:08,820 --> 01:29:14,160 They have decided to fully fund our project. 1049 01:29:15,180 --> 01:29:19,060 We must determine the effect of the Blake's fruit. So, of course, on you so 1050 01:29:19,060 --> 01:29:19,999 that we can recreate. 1051 01:29:20,000 --> 01:29:23,100 You know, I've been thinking you should move in with Josh. 1052 01:29:23,820 --> 01:29:25,420 Assure you that you've checked the rocks. 1053 01:29:26,000 --> 01:29:28,880 That they will not. I was being crazy. Harm you. I'm going to move out of the 1054 01:29:28,880 --> 01:29:31,760 chill zone. Make it my own place. I'll just sleep in your house like one night 1055 01:29:31,760 --> 01:29:33,920 a week or like two to five. It'll be valuable. 1056 01:29:34,240 --> 01:29:35,580 As many nights as you want. 1057 01:29:36,620 --> 01:29:39,800 Frankie, I'm going to miss you. I know me too. 1058 01:29:40,260 --> 01:29:43,440 But this is a good thing. $400,000. Figure my shit out. 1059 01:29:44,340 --> 01:29:46,280 $300,000. You will. Two. 1060 01:29:47,040 --> 01:29:48,240 One. One. 1061 01:29:48,460 --> 01:29:49,580 $100,000. 1062 01:29:50,100 --> 01:29:51,780 We should have joint custody deposit on. 1063 01:29:52,620 --> 01:29:53,620 Three days. 1064 01:29:54,160 --> 01:29:55,180 More than I make. 1065 01:29:56,500 --> 01:29:57,740 A lot more than I make. 1066 01:29:58,420 --> 01:30:02,340 Besides the three to four days that you will be spending in our facilities at 1067 01:30:02,340 --> 01:30:05,960 Stanford, you can go about your life as usual. 1068 01:30:11,060 --> 01:30:12,260 Did you just say Stanford? 1069 01:30:12,940 --> 01:30:15,600 That's where the laboratory is located. That's the problem. 1070 01:30:16,760 --> 01:30:17,760 Lab? 1071 01:30:19,560 --> 01:30:20,560 Wait, wait, wait. 1072 01:30:23,780 --> 01:30:25,000 Could you start over? 1073 01:30:27,240 --> 01:30:28,240 I'm sorry. 1074 01:30:28,660 --> 01:30:29,980 I'm really, I'm sorry. 1075 01:30:30,240 --> 01:30:37,080 We are offering you $100 1076 01:30:37,080 --> 01:30:41,820 ,000 each per year, 24-hour protection. 1077 01:30:42,880 --> 01:30:49,640 And diplomatic immunity, you know, if you have any legal difficulties 1078 01:30:49,640 --> 01:30:51,260 that you need addressing. 1079 01:30:51,600 --> 01:30:53,420 Yes. I'm not surprised. 1080 01:30:53,680 --> 01:30:59,920 All of that is if you participate in our scientific testing. 1081 01:31:00,340 --> 01:31:01,960 Scientific testing. 1082 01:31:02,300 --> 01:31:04,040 Mm-hmm. At Stanford. 1083 01:31:05,820 --> 01:31:06,820 Yes. 1084 01:31:07,700 --> 01:31:09,740 Stanford. Yes. 1085 01:31:14,090 --> 01:31:15,009 There's Simon. 1086 01:31:15,010 --> 01:31:16,010 There's Simon. 1087 01:31:16,230 --> 01:31:17,230 There's Simon. 1088 01:31:17,390 --> 01:31:18,770 Oh, the little cat. 1089 01:31:19,370 --> 01:31:20,690 I'll take this part. 1090 01:31:21,690 --> 01:31:24,690 Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Hold on. I'm here. 1091 01:31:25,030 --> 01:31:26,310 I'm not really done. Oh. 1092 01:31:28,010 --> 01:31:29,010 Okay. That's fine. 1093 01:31:29,350 --> 01:31:30,830 What do I do with the money, guys? 1094 01:32:07,980 --> 01:32:11,820 about the toothpaste dude seriously it elevates the whole experience into this 1095 01:32:11,820 --> 01:32:17,960 like minty heaven oh 1096 01:32:17,960 --> 01:32:24,900 i was almost scared of that guy but then i wasn't very brave gg very very 1097 01:32:24,900 --> 01:32:30,580 brave no fear look 1098 01:32:30,580 --> 01:32:37,540 i gotta say that i am just as surprised 1099 01:32:37,540 --> 01:32:43,040 as anyone else but i guess as you change and grow so does your taste but 1100 01:32:43,040 --> 01:32:49,260 i gotta be honest i just um can't stop thinking 1101 01:32:49,260 --> 01:32:53,540 yo let me save you some time here bro yeah if you cannot handle me at my 1102 01:32:53,540 --> 01:32:58,140 college dropout covered in cat hair thousands of dollars in debt deadbeat 1103 01:32:58,140 --> 01:33:04,320 you do not deserve me at my international property subject of 1104 01:33:04,320 --> 01:33:07,360 scientific top secret testing at Stanford. 1105 01:33:08,020 --> 01:33:09,140 Business owner. 1106 01:33:09,460 --> 01:33:10,460 Fool, bitch! 1107 01:33:10,700 --> 01:33:16,800 I can't stop thinking about sandwich balls. 1108 01:33:17,320 --> 01:33:22,680 The one that was in Molly's bag. I ate it on the way back from the warehouse. 1109 01:33:22,840 --> 01:33:25,680 It was fucking amazing. The potato salad? 1110 01:33:26,620 --> 01:33:28,720 It's been haunting me ever since, really. 1111 01:33:29,260 --> 01:33:31,400 Delicious. $6.69. 1112 01:33:31,680 --> 01:33:32,680 Cash only. 1113 01:33:33,620 --> 01:33:34,620 Fuck me. 1114 01:33:36,860 --> 01:33:42,560 I know it's dirty, but I love money. Yo, one escape for freaking not-metalhead 1115 01:33:42,560 --> 01:33:46,140 Dave, who came all the way down here just to dunk on me at work. 1116 01:33:46,940 --> 01:33:50,120 Whipped his fuckwad up on some special, Leah. You get it, chick. 1117 01:33:55,680 --> 01:33:56,680 Yo. 1118 01:33:57,480 --> 01:33:58,480 Ah. 1119 01:33:59,380 --> 01:34:00,380 Butthole. 1120 01:34:01,400 --> 01:34:03,980 That's the worst shopping I've ever seen. It's completely uneven. 1121 01:34:04,180 --> 01:34:06,200 Molly, we're going to have to fire this guy. 1122 01:34:11,120 --> 01:34:14,820 Frankie, that guy's a bonehead. Excuse my language. Anybody who was actually 1123 01:34:14,820 --> 01:34:16,220 cool would be frantic to date you. 1124 01:34:16,460 --> 01:34:17,459 Thank you, Josh. 1125 01:34:17,460 --> 01:34:18,460 Great. 1126 01:34:22,020 --> 01:34:23,820 Justice for Frankie Campbell. 1127 01:34:37,770 --> 01:34:38,770 No, . 79025

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