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We can all agree.

You got your cheese sculpture?

Yeah.

Are you fucking kidding me?

I know. I actually couldn't believe it either.

What can I say? I just make the deliveries.

No, not yet.

This person wants the cheese. Yeah, yeah. No, I'm having some friends over.

It's kind of a college reunion thing. Dude.

It's going to be so wild.

Just lots of old boobies I haven't touched in years, you know? Just sagging

low from it.

Are you literally holding a lit joint right now? Oh.

Sorry.

I forgot.

Uh, we just need to get through here real quick.

Yeah, I can believe this. An unwashed delivery chick just showed up at my door

smoking weed.

Yeah, exactly. I should ask her where to get drugs for the party.

No, I'm not worried about that, Jonathan. I'm an only victim. It's not a

big deal. I'm not worried about that 50 cent lawyer that the guy at the Dollar

General struck.

He's a fucking cream puff. I'm going to suck him dry.

Yeah. Laura!

Deal. You know it's not finished.

Hey, man.

Molly, girl.

What's shaking, Jose?

Just taking care of business.

Yeah. A lot of business to take care of. For example, this morning, I woke up,

brushed my teeth, went to the bathroom.

I ate a Wendy's Bacon Mater last night. I blew it up.

And then I fed Cookie.

I did some yard work.

And then I went to Costco.

You should go get pizza there. You don't even got to be a member.

You know how there's always like that homie in front who's like, hey, where's

your membership card?

Not out there. Because it's not inside Costco.

It's outside Costco.

But it's still part of Costco.

on the Sci-Fi Network.

Man, it's a trip. Hey.

What's up, baby?

Well, now that everybody's here, Lucille's been writing me pretty hard.

Not sexually, you know, but, like, she's being all dramatic.

She's saying that if you don't pay her by next week... Yeah, totally. No, no,

no. I mean, absolutely, we are gonna have the money tomorrow, actually. We're

late. I am so sorry. You've been so cool about it, though.

Hell, yeah.

You guys are always smoking that dang thing.

All right, chicas.

I'm cool.

You're cool as fuck.

It'll just be cool, right?

Rent tomorrow, though.

Bye, O'Day.

How much rent is enough rent?

When does it stop?

Why'd you tell him we'd have it tomorrow?

Did you find cash in the fridge again?

No. I just know that you finished that inventory you got for the mess box.

Oh, yeah.

Molly.

I'll have it done tomorrow. I swear.

Okay?

Suck on my tits.

Shit.

Let's do the math on this, then. We owe $2,422.37.

Not including rent.

Ta-da!

Be careful with the brownie, though.

I made it crazy strong.

By accident.

On purpose.

What is that?

I put blue cheese in it.

Blue cheese?

Yeah. You're an innovator.

I'm eating fast, though, because I'm meeting Mike Z at the Mannequin Pussy

Show. Did you hang out with him last night?

No, I was with you.

Remember?

We solved climate change.

Oh, yeah.

Hmm.

I thought you posted a pic of you.

Who do we tell about the climate change thing?

Like, the government?

Um, it's not... Francis Smith.

Huh? Molly, why does the girl look like me?

Who, what?

Wow. The girl looks like exactly you.

If you wear glasses.

She's an analyst at Chapman Chemical Laboratories.

She's got a real job.

Cool. She's a scientist.

You should go anyway.

To the show.

What? Who cares? That Mike Z's a douche who replaced you

with an upgraded version of yourself.

Upgraded? Metaphorically.

Upgraded. Hey.

Who invented the bongotron?

to watch The Shark Week where Michael Phelps raised a shark, who figured out

how to steal cable from the neighbors?

I did.

And when we got locked in the parking lot of Party City for hours, who

invented the parachute of balloons that got us out of there?

He can't let some lame old pea brain ruin your night just because he found a

nerd who works in a lab.

That is not...

The Frankie Campbell I know.

He'll come with me.

I can't.

I can't, I can't, I can't. I gotta smash the spreadsheets and get pay Jose and...

Josh is coming over later to help.

You know that I love you more than Josh loves you, right?

Like if we were both in a burning building, covered in pigeon, you could

only save one of them.

Who's it gonna be?

I'm gonna be quick. No, no, stay on topic. This is the topic.

I need you to come with me to the show so I don't feel like a loser.

Frankie, you're the opposite of a loser.

Everybody else is just a square weenie with no imagination.

I'm gonna kill Bartholomew?

Hmm? Who is Bartholomew?

And why wouldn't you just go by Bart?

Baby, you gotta focus.

I am!

No, on this.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Baby, what's this?

Oh, yeah.

Even though she didn't graduate, they just, like, keep asking Frankie for

money. I think it's pretty rude, honestly.

Wait, wait, wait.

You're telling me Frankie went to Stanford?

Yeah.

Yeah, she'd be, like, really into school and stuff.

What is she studying?

Like, the train one, where you invent things.

Engineering? Yeah, that's one.

Mm-hmm.

But, you know, Frankie, she's got, like, too many ideas and a hard time finishing

stuff.

So she had a nervous breakdown and failed out.

That's so sad.

She's really sensitive about it.

So if it ever comes up, you just act like she chose to leave.

Yeah.

She likes to feel in control.

No! No!

No!

You're just going to replace me with me, huh?

Like I'm a fucking iPhone update.

Frankie! Hi! Good to see you. I didn't know you'd come here.

Why does this girl look just like me? Or like, why does this girl...

I mean, does anybody really look like anybody?

No, very, very weird, actually. I don't like it. Francis, Francis, Francis.

This is a coincidence. I barely know this person.

Do you hate your job?

Yeah.

It sucks.

Very boring.

And, like, you want to be a chef.

For sure.

But it's hard.

Yeah. So I was thinking, what if you lived with me?

Then you wouldn't have to worry about paying rent.

And you could just dedicate yourself to your dream.

Lived with you?

Like, you could rearrange one plate however you wanted, you know. And I

actually have a pretty big kitchen. It's nice.

What about Frankie?

Who do you think is upgraded?

Upgrade me.

You're not crazy.

No one respects me except for Molly.

Molly does.

She doesn't waste this.

Fuck no!

I'm so hungry, what if you have no snack?

The fuck, are you a poser?

Come on, Francis, come on. We don't got time to waste.

Francis!

Fucking kidding me.

I am David Ferrer.

Boom.

Got it?

I was hired by Dr. Olsen to give you this briefcase.

Now, you need to get this to Dr. Chapman as quickly as possible, okay? Before

anybody even knows you got it. All right?

Inside is... Ow!

Inside is the most important scientific breakthrough of our time. Do you

understand?

Don't talk oath.

Perfect. Thank you, yes, indeed.

What?

Tons of glasses, yes.

There are these.

She's very good at science.

Because she works at the laboratory of Chapman, where she is a fancy-fancy.

Okay, okay.

Who do you love?

I get it. You fucking love her. It's awesome.

Okay, do it. He knows.

Best ones know.

Del Taco.

Okay. Stand right there. Pour me in the light.

Please. You know what we're going to do? We're going to take you home.

I think that this is the best breakfast you ever made.

You said that yesterday about the mini muffins with the chimichurri gummy

bears. Well, yeah. I mean, you know you can sell those, right?

Frankie!

Hey.

I finished the Spranky.

I just got to look it over today, send it off, and get that can of Tola.

So proud of you.

Prouder than Jonathan's, probably.

Hi, Frankie.

Is there coffee?

Hey, Tola. Did you join the corporate workforce of America?

Huh? What's up with the briefing?

It's... Do you open it?

No, there's a combo lock.

There's like treasure in there.

Wait, how does it do that?

Science, Josh. Look at that.

Brink, what is that? Oh, my God. That's worse than the time we dumpster dive for

sushi.

Dove? Is it dumpster dove?

Dove? Dove.

No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.

stepped on this i had those instructions

uh

okay so this is

danish i uh picked up a little bit when i had a nordic metal phase so this word

right here that means psychedelic drugs so i think that's what those are

Also says a bunch of stuff about, like, money, like a lot of money, and giant

squids.

Where'd you get this?

This metalhead guy, um, Dave?

I think he said his name was Dave.

Dave. Yeah, but then he wasn't a metalhead. Like, he was in disguise.

Disguise? Wow, you are really struggling to follow the plot here, huh?

I'm just trying to understand. So you went to a show, and then some guy...

disguised as a metal head, gave you a briefcase full of expensive

mystery psychedelics, and you just took it.

Maybe you would understand better if anyone ever liked you enough to give you

a present, Josh.

Molly and I give each other presents all of the time.

She's hungover.

Don't ask her so many hard questions.

Okay.

You know what? I gotta go to work, so, baby, I love you. I'm out.

Oh, no.

Don't go.

And maybe keep that stuff away from the cats because this guy, not Metalhead

Dave, might want his stuff back without cat pee-pee on it. Right on.

All right, y'all got it all sewn up. Okay, I got it to her last night. So

this is what's happening today. Bingo, bingo.

Invoice will be in the mail.

Oh, and I sent an additional cleaning fee because she hacked all over my

apartment. There's blue cheese in it.

What? You mean she doesn't have it? I mean, who the hell with the drunk, pain

-fat, I gave you two minutes?

Fuck!

Fuck! I don't think there's even a little sense there about Doc.

He could be Rosemary's baby all grown up.

But, like, I'll link it to Elon Musk in some way. Okay, we need to focus.

Have you seen his shadow?

Focus!

We have a very big day ahead of us. What? What is today? Merge?

Frankie?

I worked really hard.

So, I deserve a treat.

Think about it.

I'm having... Skeleton heads.

Your word.

Coupon.

I'm like, yeah, of course. I love cooking. Okay, obviously. But you know

what happens at restaurants?

Yelling. Sweat.

Stress.

Cocaine. Affairs.

Having a boss.

Customers. Customers. See, this is what Josh doesn't get. He is a customer.

Oh, Josh is such a customer.

What is this?

What? What's happening?

No, what's happening? No, no.

What is this?

No. What is this?

Frankie, what is this?

Excuse me, what the fuck is the meaning of this?

We've been coming here for ten years. You understand, we deserve an

explanation.

Frankie, there's nothing she can do.

She's probably taking it harder than anybody.

This really isn't the last time we've got to make it count, huh?

Yeah. Let's get sad later.

Let's slap this bitch on the ass on her way out.

Yeah.

Hey.

All right, I can't believe this is the last time I'm going to say this.

Can I have two adult endless lunches with drinks, please?

Fritz, are you sure about this?

Yes, I'm sure of it.

Mr.

Koch, he's here.

They've either hidden him or overtook him.

We'll go after them and find out who their contacts are.

I'll call you when I find out who they are.

Thank you.

All this shit looks like an interruption.

and the buffet sector, like, is it just me or is everything getting worse?

I can't believe they have Celine.

Celine.

On our laptops.

My laptop.

It's not even worth anything.

She's only cardboard.

The spreadsheet.

The spreadsheet, Frankie.

Now I can't turn it in. And I can't get paid.

And we can't pay Jose and we're going to be out on the street.

Vagrants. Sea urchins.

Maybe even orbs.

Orphans? Should we call the police?

No. Fuck the police.

I'm gonna... Don't call him right now.

Don't you... Vision can be a little... I'm gonna admit it. I never had it

mentally when we tried to adopt a skunk.

Well,

what are we gonna do?

I mean, we're fu- We're locked, ma'am.

We're two weeks late on rent.

We owe, like, a bajillion dollars.

We have less than an ounce of weed.

And nothing valuable left to sell.

I mean, this is like... This is like an emergency.

Frankie?

You okay?

You look weird.

We do have something valuable left to sell.

Are you sure this is a good idea?

Yes. But we don't even know what these do.

Exactly. That's why we have to take them.

What if they're poisonous?

Why would not Metalhead Dave give us a briefcase full of poison that makes no

sense?

Yeah.

I guess that's true.

Unless you've got a better plan.

Something you want to tell me?

No.

This is you and me, Mom.

We're in this together.

Have I ever led you astray?

I don't feel anything.

And I don't mean either.

Should we take more?

No way, dude.

Classic mistake.

Jesus fucking Christ. Could you please not? I'm resting.

Is there a man in our house?

Talking to me?

What?

Wow. So pretty.

Tom told me we were going swimming.

Dude, I think Dio just called us fuckwads. Why?

Fuckwads? Did he say that?

Honestly, they have a lot of explaining to do. Like, why did they let their

weird friends take my palace away without asking? There's literally no one

hiding here anymore.

I ran out of money again, which we can go back to you and get Count Mistry meat

with his fucking blows.

I thought we were responsible for, like, my safety. My diet. My well-being. My

future. My fate. Isn't that dumb?

Basically like snails.

Jesus. This shit lasts a long time.

Yeah.

Well, at least we found bacon, Tuxedo.

The ocean is just... Oh, nuts, man.

Frankie, I don't think we can sell these to people.

They're terrible.

They weren't so bad.

We just didn't know what to expect.

I bet they'd be really fun for someone.

We'll just specify that they shouldn't have any pets.

We don't know how to sell drugs like this.

We don't even know how to sell drugs, period.

I mean, who the fuck is our target audience?

We look fucking crazy.

We look high passing.

I feel like you can see my vagina.

Good. You know these 1% ragers were trying to fit in here.

I'm quiet for a rager.

They're so going to know we don't belong right away. These people do not have

pizza tattoos.

We're going to get kicked out and arrested.

Kind of hungry. I hope they have snacks.

Look, nobody's ever been arrested for crashing a party.

They're going to have tons of food in here. Get out of my head.

I would, but I can't.

Ow.

Uh, is this like a Stanford party?

Hard bail. Instant bail. Let's go.

Can I help you?

Oh, Frankie.

There's a guy.

Who invited you to my party?

Jeff.

Richie Rich.

No one has named Richie Rich in real life.

Someone is named Richie Rich.

Hello?

John Rich.

Oh, my God.

Richie, did you invite these weird bumbos to my party?

There's like five people at this party.

We don't have to do this.

See you on the flip side.

Stanford, eh?

I have never heard of it.

Oh, hey, check it out. Thank you so much.

Anyone here been on the Epstein plane?

Do you like drugs?

Right? Yeah, this party sucks, right? Like, maybe you could use, like, bulbic

acid?

My God.

There's no guarantee. Shipping your kid off to Stanford doesn't mean dick.

He could still totally end up a drug dealer.

Speaking of which, you guys party?

Yes, I try.

Oh, Mandy, it's still too late for you.

Yes, the work is a huge bummer. But your husband sounds like a type of shit.

You just need a fresh start.

New year!

New you.

New truck.

You ever find yourself just sitting around thinking about death?

I do.

I can imagine how you feel.

You're never really too late to open yourself to new and meaningful

experiences.

People that don't finish college, they typically go into like way more

fulfilling lives.

My cousin, she went to all four years.

She's fucking dead.

No.

No, I'm not that good.

I didn't go to college. I have zero regret.

But I don't know.

How cool is your kid?

Have you ever, um... ...gone high?

It's like a life short, Scott.

I'm glad he's here.

Have you ever tried acid?

you like to go again damn you were like so cool why are you at my shitty dad's

party i'm just trying to sell these weird drugs i found but it's like it's

what bacon's out there yeah probably because like most people are keeping

their distance you know because of the thing he used to do in college it like

has not aged well

Me and my best friend took those. We had a really bad time, but you probably

won't. Do you want to talk at Blake's for yourself?

I don't think so.

You want to buy it?

Fuck yes! Okay.

I am going to have to consult with my business associate.

Just, like, for tax purposes.

Um, I'll be right back.

Okay? I come back. Stay.

Don't you go anywhere!

It wasn't just, like, one time. It was, like, over and over again.

If there was a dick somewhere, she would just stick a dick in it.

What? Yeah.

I mean, like, the man literally just, like, could not stop sticking his dick

in his dick.

And I mean, it's like, look, Superworld documented.

Like, here, check it.

Look, onion dip.

Guacamole. There he is. Even hummus. Not cool, man. Not cool.

Look at him. Look at his face.

You know, like, I keep these on lock for, like, insurance purposes.

Huh. You know, like, every time he tries to, like, ground me, I just say, like, I

know where the dick and the berry, bro.

Tie it right. Wow.

I know we haven't known each other that long, but I just have like a tremendous

amount of respect for you.

Holy shit, dude.

This is crazy.

You're a genius.

Genius.

I know.

How old are you?

Frankie?

I actually worked for you. What's up?

Hi. Hi. Yeah. I found a buyer.

So, let's go.

We gotta go.

No. You're gonna hit the red light? Yeah. But, you know, we would also

really love to explore your dad.

Okay. Could you text me those pictures?

For sure.

Okay, it's 818-555-3331. Don't forget. Okay.

Okay. Oh!

Case.

That's weird. I told him I'd be right back.

I finally find someone.

You seem really into it.

Don't worry, baby. We're great. You check it.

What am I looking at here?

Oh, my God.

Did that happen?

Say goodbye to drug pushing and hello to blackmail.

This is our ticket, Mom.

Plus those drugs.

We're such a bum.

I don't know.

Blackmail sounds dumb.

And, like, morally...

I think I like drug dealing more.

We didn't force this guy to stick his dick in all those dips.

He made his dip stick everybody's problem, which is a totally cancelable

offense.

Plus, they lost the drug, so we kind of have that place.

We have to pay him back, or we'll become orphans.

Party sucks.

Let's raise our crew today.

No way.

That was just a little bit further down.

She freaked you.

You want to talk about the Stanford thing?

I mean, just because it's been like a lot of years now, you know, and I know

it's traumatizing and all, but maybe it's time to just like...

Re-examine what you want to do.

Dude, I can't believe that one. I know, right?

Shit, dude, I gotta pee.

That's so much of the love.

Thank you.

Come here.

Let's all squat.

Daddy, I think you have a problem with the car.

Go pee.

Is he talking to us?

Are we ladies?

Uh,

do you like marijuana?

Because we have a lot in the car.

Oh look, there's a cat too!

Is this too good to be true?

Actually, two can.

That never happens, too. I'm afraid it does. Yeah. Wow.

Very fluffy tail. I think this one must be a Maine Coon.

Hello? Do you want to get kidnapped by the clog wearers and hung from a

windmill? Or do you want to get the hell out of here?

Are we safe?

All will be clear once we get to the location.

What is the location?

Chatsworth. Chatsworth?

Yes.

We are so going to get the serial killed.

I want to die off the 118.

So stressful.

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, don't smoke that in here.

Put that out.

Dude, this is California.

I don't give a damn if it's Canada.

What the fuck happened?

Dude, I think I just did that.

I thought it was my brain and then I did it with my eyes. Dude, it was tight.

Oh my God, I'm a witch.

I mean, I don't think you're a witch, but if you were, that would be metal as

fuck. Oh, but it's kind of scary because what if I curse this by accident? You

should think, I wish oasis would get back together. Oasis is back together.

He's so fucking powerful.

How did these girls happen to me?

I'm so sorry, David. I'm sorry I scared you. I stubbed my toe. It hurt a lot.

Hello.

I'm Dr. Rosen.

Where's the briefcase?

We don't have that.

We haven't had it for a minute.

Oh, no.

Hey, do you think he's a bad guy or a good guy?

I like his jacket, but all this stuff is scary, so maybe a bad guy?

Yeah, a lot of bad guys have gold jackets.

You once, you took the blood spritzer?

She's spitting or talking.

Together?

She's asking us if we're gay.

Undiluted?

Oh, the drugs.

Are we supposed to dilute that?

Take my hole and fuck it because it's already been fucked.

Hell fuck.

Hell fuck.

Hell fuck.

Listen to me. I have no idea why you thought it would be a good idea to take

the drugs.

You are dumb as rock.

And you should be dead.

But... But... You may have saved the project by effectively...

Becoming the project.

Wait.

What's the project?

Do we want to be a project?

Yeah.

Let me find. I am fine.

And I have been working in Denmark.

Is everybody Dutch?

Not Dutch.

Not Dutch.

Danish. Then who's Dutch?

People in Holland.

Then who's Holland?

No one is hollish.

Someone's got to be hollish, right?

I'm moving on.

I work for a private company called the Cock Group.

Oh.

And I have been researching giant squids.

Squids? Giant squids. They dwell so deep in the ocean that no light can penetrate

their habitat. So they must have a unique way of communicating down there

in the dark.

Telepathy.

Telepathy.

Six months ago, a miracle. We were able to capture the left testicle of

a young adult male.

From this tissue, I was able to synthesize the compound.

Nerd alert.

Yeah, like we care about some squid nutbag.

From this tissue, the left testicle, and I was able to create

the drug.

Brooks Brutuson.

Good job.

Thank you. Yeah, good. I thought if we could hear inside one another's minds,

we could experience a greater empathy and become more invested in the common

good, you know.

That would be good.

But then I realized my employer, Mr. Cock.

He was only interested in developing that telepathy toward mind control,

selling it to the highest bidder.

Mind control sounds really negative.

Can we go home now?

Also, I'm pretty sure I saw them two move a damn joint with their mind.

What do you mean move? A damn joint with their mind? Move a joint with their damn

mind and motherfucking mind.

I have no idea, but I know that they were smoking in my car. Which rat is

your favorite? I like that one. I named him Oreo.

Hey! Oh, you think because this is California... Excuse me, you have mixed

vapors with THC?

If I mix, that must be what's producing the telekinesis. A chemical reaction

with the marijuana that you're constantly smoking. Fine.

Constantly. Can you control it? We can quit any time we want it, let me tell

you that. No, not the marijuana, the telekinesis. Can you control the

telekinesis? Can you move this flask with your mind? Go.

Too hard, I quit.

Okay.

Next time, you'll learn to develop focus and self-control.

I probably won't, though. We must begin testing.

Uh, testing?

I have to take a blood sample.

Uh, nothing else. Wait.

Hold. It's good. You did not tell anyone that you took the Blake's protocol, did

you? Um, did we tell?

I mean, a couple people at the party.

Ah, but not that many. But it was more like an alumni event.

Ah, yeah, that's probably. But there was one guy.

Ah, corporate juror's college. And when I told him, that is when the briefcase

went missing.

But maybe you're all friends.

You are bozos. You are bozos. Very much bozos. Professional bozos.

Jeff bozos. You are Jeff bozos, and you have no idea how much trouble you are

in.

The girls are now as valuable for study as the drugs themselves.

We have to access Chapman's contacts at the UN.

Come on.

There's actually a very legit reason for that.

Hello?

Hey, it's just the sneers.

Normal head tastes kind of a babe.

Dude.

Seriously, he's so good at karate. He's got all these disguises.

I bet he's pretty honest.

I'm tired of danger.

Hey, I guarantee you we just need to hole up in the show zone for a little

bit, and this whole cock problem is just going to blow over.

What makes you think that?

I mean, the lady in the garage was hanging. When has anything good ever

come from listening to some weirdo in a garage?

We don't have the drugs anymore. We're not really good for anything.

Now we can just kick back, blast Bill Martin Flynn, and live in our house

together forever and ever.

Motherfuck me.

What's happening?

Nothing.

I wait for the girls.

We are friends from Cat Club.

Damn. Fancy accent.

Where are you from?

Europe?

No.

My brother's been to Amsterdam.

I heard they have crazy cafes out there in Cid where you can smoke in the cafe.

That's like if I went to Starbucks and I said, hey, let me get a caramel

frappuccino and a joint.

Have you ever smoked California Bud?

The girls aren't here right now.

Come on, let's go.

I'll roll you a fat-ass J, and you can tell me which is better, Cali or

Amsterdam.

Come on.

Come on.

You ever seen the show Sliders?

It's on Sci-Fi Network. It's really good.

I watched all of their shows.

My fucking God, you dumb bitches. I am starving to death. Breakfast is 20

minutes late. That is legally a crime. I can see my ribs.

What do we do?

We gotta get out of town.

We gotta wait for the blackmail money to come through.

Find some place to chill.

Guatemala.

You're having so much fun in Guatemala.

You love the maracas. Remember you were like, Guatemala?

Frankie.

I think he like never stopped working, you know, for the past 24 hours.

Molly?

And for our old lives.

It's all canceled now.

We're very important fugitives.

We're runaways.

We're rebels.

We're rebels.

Okay. Well, Josh, does that work?

We're not going to go see Josh, okay? We're changing our name.

Should I be scared?

Hey, this is pretty serious, okay?

Which is why I think we should get out of town.

Oh, don't do that. Don't cry.

You know I cry when you cry, okay?

Come here, come here, come here.

Go see Josh so you can say goodbye and then we need to get the fuck out of

here. Right now.

I hate the way it goes.

I have to know somebody's family. Hey, what are you doing?

We should have, D.O. Unhand me!

Wait, it's like a vet thing. Are we going to the vet? I promise you they

cannot afford the vet.

Hey!

Open it, man.

Uh,

Frankie.

We should go.

I need to listen to him.

Anything but ABBA. I'm so sick of ABBA. Don't listen to him. I love ABBA.

Yeah, it just feels like time sensitive.

And you've got to get your phone ready.

Let's move to the radio.

You yourself killed a cop in my car.

It's on the road and I'm stuck.

Can you come and get me?

Whose car is that? Come inside.

Okay,

okay, okay. What is going on?

Is this the vet? This vet looks sketchy as hell. Like, really unsanitary.

Josh, Josh, I'm sorry. You were my first choice, okay? There's been a lot going

on, all right?

People are trying to kill us for being Vikings.

We have leprosy now. And we have to go to Mexico.

They want to do experiments on us because we're special now.

We took those drugs, the giant squid. Is it okay if we hide out here until we get

blackmailed? Go ahead, let me run away.

Get up. Come on. It's just sound design.

There's a show later in the band. They got this intro where they're just like

killing a bunch of police officers.

Oh, dang.

How about we go talk in the office?

Okay. What's in the office? Why do you have to go there? Only bad things happen

in offices.

Hook up the motherfucking freak.

Language. Freak talk, bitch.

I'm stress eating. I am eating my feelings.

Hey, can I have your phone?

Oh, yeah. I'm going to start the blackmail business.

Hi.

So, um, I just want to ask.

I'll be offended.

Did you operate? Did you really take those drugs?

Oh, fuck.

Um... Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Because I think you just might be having a mental health event right now.

Don't worry.

We know that you got freaky with those dicks in the 80s.

Dicks cannot consent.

Nor can the people eating them.

But no, I saw them. They are dudes. They have guns. And they're coming after us

for no reason. It's like, I mean, there's a reason, but anyway.

It's like a whole big thing.

Molly. Yeah. How much should we ask for? A million?

No. That seems like too much.

$20,000 ought to do it.

Baby, you sound crazy.

Look at me.

Think about that.

Let me take you home.

Yeah.

Give us two million dollars, or else.

And by the way, it's not even that cool that you went to Stanford, so you don't

have to keep lording it over everyone by hosting lame alumni events with too much

cheese.

Believe the last part.

Okay.

Frankie?

I'm not going to Guatemala.

What? I think those drugs really fucked us up. Made us paranoid and stuff.

I just need to get some sleep.

You should too.

Josh is going to take me home now.

You!

What did you say to her?

What the fuck is going on?

I can't even believe you're considering hitting me right now.

To me, it was really his fault.

Your fault?

My fault?

I mean, you were the one that forced me to go to the mannequin pussy show all by

myself.

And you didn't have the rent money, dude.

Well, I would have had money for the rent if my laptop hadn't gone stolen and

you lost the briefcase.

I guess if you think about it, I'd be, like, completely fine if it wasn't for

you. And it's probably for the best that you were just going to move in with Josh

and not even tell me about it.

I hadn't decided yet.

Well, I think you should.

I was going to suggest it myself.

In fact, I think it's become clear that you've been holding me back.

I've been holding you back?

Well, fuck, she did the scary laugh.

Guys, I didn't want to imply that anybody's holding anybody back. You both

love each other. You know what, Frankie?

I have gone along with every one of your fuckwad ideas.

on fireworks in Andy Siegel's living room.

Let's have a contest to see who can drink the most five-hour energy. You won

that contest. Nobody won that contest.

But the truth is that ever since you failed out of Stanford, you have

no focus and no goals.

And you quit everything that's hard because you're scared that if you ever

actually tried at anything, you'd fail again.

You are...

lazy, and delusional.

If it wasn't for me, they would find you buried under the debt of a million

kitchen appliances, pretending to be a chef, and we all know.

The stoned girl.

You sabotaged me.

Because you don't want to be a fuck-up alone.

I am tired of being dragged down with you.

So, If we don't get murdered first... I am going to move out.

Great.

What a relief.

Then I can just get back on track.

Yeah. Back on the track, this is it!

Yes, Dominic.

Come on, baby, let's go.

It's just the intro for the band. You were the one that told us that in the

first place.

Yeah, but soundcheck's over.

Josh. Josh.

Josh. I knew we could trick Josh.

Get up.

Hands heavy.

Whatever's going on. Stand by the wall.

Hands up.

Get moving.

You're such a fucking loser, Freddy.

Here we go again.

Molly, get on the bed.

You can shoot them, but not me. Whatever they did, I had nothing to do with it.

You are such a fucking pussy, man.

You're a dumbass. You're a bitch.

Oh, you're a bitch. You're a double bitch.

Hey, what's up with that? Wait, Theo, I'm sorry, I...

You look like the other one you are the other one what the fuck

I want to go home. Yeah, I'll give you this one. This actually is scary.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, you want the bomb.

You'll get the bomb. Uh, fuck you.

Oh.

Hey.

Hey, that could have been Josh.

I still don't understand, Holly.

I just want to put it out there that I know we haven't been on the same page.

And I'm really sorry.

But I see you, and I hear you.

And I'm going to try really hard to make better choices than you.

Frankie?

Yes. How long does that take?

We're going to take a small boat, and then we'll take a big boat. Little boat,

big boat. Yes, and it'll take about ten minutes.

My bag smells like a dispensary.

Can I have a snack first?

Hungry.

Snack. I have brownies in my backpack.

Brownies are in my backpack.

Can I?

Oh, please. I can't. Raise them.

Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please,

please, please,

please.

Very, very close.

You know what, Deal?

If you don't have anything helpful to say, just don't say anything, okay?

Thank you.

Well, that's right. Give up on men just like you give up on your dreams. This is

the metaphor.

He didn't understand you.

One time, Axel got drunk, and then he peed on alcohol.

We like it, but I don't know if anyone really likes it.

I think I need... I need help, boy.

I need... Fucking lightweights.

Lock me in.

Lock me in.

Weed, weed, weed, weed, weed, weed, weed. Weed, weed, weed, weed, weed,

weed, weed.

Telekinesis.

Can you hear me?

Why did Molly have to make those brownies so fucked up?

Does anyone need to be this high?

You are driving this backpack under the influence and I'm actively at risk with

no agency at all.

Gigi, you need to go find Molly

and tell me how to get there.

Absolutely fucking not.

Now you listen to me, fuckwad. Oi!

I've done everything for you, literally your entire life. I've spent you, I've

cleaned up your shit, I've provided catnip and a palatial estate without

asking for anything back. Objection! And now it's your time to return the favor.

Molly and Theo need us.

Still no.

Come on!

You come on! This is your chance.

This is your chance to prove to Theo that you're not a quitter.

Yes, I am.

I think that fear

might be holding us back. Fear is my most useful quality. It has saved me

from stranger danger, kidnapping, owls, the vacuum.

I believe in you, T.T. I know we're not...

Yes I am. No we're not. Yes I am.

I never should have said that stuff to Frankie.

That was so mean, and clearly a projection of my own fears of failure.

We're partners.

Full mates.

She's the bird to my army.

The hull to my oats.

I think we can likely trace your fear of restaurants to too many episodes of

Kitchen Nightmares, but for Henry Gordon Ramsay, they're the Bobby's play.

Josh just wants what's best for us. Oh, dear.

I've come to rescue you, dude!

Oh, my God!

And give you this fucked-up brownie that gives you superpowers because you are my

girl. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

and he has been calling me over and over and over again like some psycho torture

shit.

Let's go find Jimmy, buddy. You're gonna love Jimmy. We're never gonna get there.

Um, did you send that blackmail letter for Martin Flynn from my email address?

Because his lawyer sounds mad.

Like super, super, super mad.

I didn't actually think that plan out super thoroughly at the time.

Dio?

You're a California guy.

You don't want to learn Dutch.

And you'll be safer here, okay?

That is true.

I love you. This is tough love, Dio.

Take the gun. Oh, no.

What do you mean, no?

I'm not even allowed to use the oven. I can't have a gun. Oh, my God. All right,

here, you take it.

Also no.

What the fuck is wrong with y'all?

Dude, guns are such a bad vibe. I'm fine with a hundred petitions.

We're not going to do murder, dude. I'm sorry. No, fuck the NRA. Gun control,

now. Okay, okay. Do you two want to be turned into some weird herring-type

dipsaw with mayonnaise in it and shit? Is that what you want? No. Take the gun.

Fuck this violent bullshit.

Here we go.

Why are you guys wiping?

So aggro and intense and dark.

Did the truth fairy not come?

Did your mom give you a lame haircut?

Maybe you'd be happier if you weren't stuck.

You are what we call a buzzkill.

But now you will have fun.

Whether you like it or not.

Nobody likes a guy with a gun.

Tugging haterade and students off and bumming everyone out.

Nobody likes that guy.

I trust that.

Someone. You can have the best friend.

Thank you. No, no, no, no. Get up, get up.

You're okay.

You're alive.

Hello.

Oh, okay.

Back up, back up, back up, back up.

You're good.

Is it that weird that I would think that you'd want to kiss me? Get a little

thing. That's what I want.

No, Frankie, you don't understand.

You are a mess, girl. It would not happen, truly, honestly.

Not a chance. And hey, do you know what I mean?

Stop working anymore.

I want a lot of brownie. Frankie, I'm so scared. I don't want to die.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

This is literally all my fault.

No. This is fucking happening. I love you more than anything. I'm not holding

you back anymore. Let's go. Take me. Come on. Come out. Come out.

No. You can't leave me.

You clean up after me all the time. It's my turn. All right. No.

Take me.

I won't let you go.

Frankie.

I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you.

It's over.

government shit you get it federal

building oh i

wanted to see you girl this is my dear friend and colleague dr chapman

she's been very anxious to meet both of you hi oh my god they really do look

weirdly alike would you say

I'm the upgraded version of her, or she's the upgraded version of me.

Um, we like the, um, you are

the better girl.

You're the better one. We like you more.

able to convince members of the UN, United Nations, that the two

of you are deeply involved, intrinsically so, in the most important

scientific discovery breakthrough of our time. He thinks he's coming into the

moment. World peace.

They have decided to fully fund our project.

We must determine the effect of the Blake's fruit. So, of course, on you so

that we can recreate.

You know, I've been thinking you should move in with Josh.

Assure you that you've checked the rocks.

That they will not. I was being crazy. Harm you. I'm going to move out of the

chill zone. Make it my own place. I'll just sleep in your house like one night

a week or like two to five. It'll be valuable.

As many nights as you want.

Frankie, I'm going to miss you. I know me too.

But this is a good thing. $400,000. Figure my shit out.

$300,000. You will. Two.

One. One.

$100,000.

We should have joint custody deposit on.

Three days.

More than I make.

A lot more than I make.

Besides the three to four days that you will be spending in our facilities at

Stanford, you can go about your life as usual.

Did you just say Stanford?

That's where the laboratory is located. That's the problem.

Lab?

Wait, wait, wait.

Could you start over?

I'm sorry.

I'm really, I'm sorry.

We are offering you $100

,000 each per year, 24-hour protection.

And diplomatic immunity, you know, if you have any legal difficulties

that you need addressing.

Yes. I'm not surprised.

All of that is if you participate in our scientific testing.

Scientific testing.

Mm-hmm. At Stanford.

Yes.

Stanford. Yes.

There's Simon.

There's Simon.

There's Simon.

Oh, the little cat.

I'll take this part.

Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Hold on. I'm here.

I'm not really done. Oh.

Okay. That's fine.

What do I do with the money, guys?

about the toothpaste dude seriously it elevates the whole experience into this

like minty heaven oh

i was almost scared of that guy but then i wasn't very brave gg very very

brave no fear look

i gotta say that i am just as surprised

as anyone else but i guess as you change and grow so does your taste but

i gotta be honest i just um can't stop thinking

yo let me save you some time here bro yeah if you cannot handle me at my

college dropout covered in cat hair thousands of dollars in debt deadbeat

you do not deserve me at my international property subject of

scientific top secret testing at Stanford.

Business owner.

Fool, bitch!

I can't stop thinking about sandwich balls.

The one that was in Molly's bag. I ate it on the way back from the warehouse.

It was fucking amazing. The potato salad?

It's been haunting me ever since, really.

Delicious. $6.69.

Cash only.

Fuck me.

I know it's dirty, but I love money. Yo, one escape for freaking not-metalhead

Dave, who came all the way down here just to dunk on me at work.

Whipped his fuckwad up on some special, Leah. You get it, chick.

Yo.

Ah.

Butthole.

That's the worst shopping I've ever seen. It's completely uneven.

Molly, we're going to have to fire this guy.

Frankie, that guy's a bonehead. Excuse my language. Anybody who was actually

cool would be frantic to date you.

Thank you, Josh.

Great.

Justice for Frankie Campbell.

No, .