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♪ Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends ♪

♪ We'll go to very Distant lands ♪

♪ With Jake the Dog And Finn the Human ♪

♪ The fun will never end ♪

♪ Adventure Time ♪

Side Quests.

Yo, have you been hearing all these rumors going around?

Something about a secret kingdom mission.

What is up with that?

I don't know anything about the mission,

but that's gotta be why

Princess Bubblegum said to come by.

A whole unknown kingdom? I can only imagine.

It would have to be something so crazy

that public knowledge of it

would throw our whole society out of whack.

Like if it was

-a sandwich kingdom.

And it's just like a whole land of beings

preparing themselves

for the sole purpose of being eaten.

It wouldn't make any economic sense.

And the whole Land of Ooo

would be thrown into delicious chaos.

Ooh!

And that's why it has to be a secret.

That doesn't merit a closely guarded secret, Jake.

It would be an invisible sealed pit in the wasteland.

And within,

would be a prison of demons...

Whoa.

...spiraling down

into a deep gravitational core.

And the only way to stop them

from invading Ooo

would be to battle down to the very bottom.

But once you traveled all the way

into the infinite depths...

...the heat and gravity

would've slowly tempered your body

-to such extremes...

...that returning to the surface

would no longer be an option.

That would be good too.

I just want in on that secret.

- Yeah, man. - Yeah.

- Hey, guys. - Hi, Princess.

- 'Sup? - Thanks for coming.

I have a really important mission for you.

- Yes! - Tell us!

I need you to guard

the wet paint on the royal gazebo.

People keep trying to steal it.

- And Starchy is getting... - It's me.

...really stressed out.

Hey! Hey, you, get out of here.

Go! Get! I'll kill you!

Oh, man, I shouldn't have said that.

So, yeah, I need you

to watch the paint dry so he can go on vacation.

Mmm.

I think we were misled about some rumors

regarding a secret kingdom?

Oh, no, no, no, that's another mission

that this guy is handling.

Who, me? Oh.

Hey. My name's Punchy.

I can't see your face.

Come on out, Punchy.

Oh. Okay.

Whoa!

Uh... Oh, no. Sorry.

I was just doing what you said.

Oh, no, no, no.

It's okay, Punchy.

You're doing exactly

what you were supposed to do.

Punchy's mission is to deliver this peace treaty

to the Secret Kingdom.

So you don't want us to handle it?

No, Jake.

This is extremely sensitive.

If the mission were to get sidetracked

or delayed at all,

war could break out between the kingdoms.

I need perfect types, not adventure types.

Punchy follows instructions exactly.

So the directions on this ancient punch card

can guide him to the secret location

of the Secret Kingdom.

Yes, Princess.

I will not fail in this mission.

I'm a very reliable, regular guy.

"Regular"? You're gonna trust

this busted robot--

Please don't call Punchy a robot.

He has no idea.

- Huh? - It's okay, Punchy.

Launch yourself into truck form

and deliver the treaty.

Yes, Princess. I will launch now.

Now, I'll show you two to the gazebo.

You comin'?

Here's the paint.

All right, Starchy, you can go on vacation now.

Phew.

All I can do now is blow off steam

in this no-seatbelt death trap

and try to repair my soul.

No!

I don't trust that robot to deliver that treaty.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Like if he farts on his own wire

- and that flips him evil. - Yeah!

There he goes.

Oh. Who slammed my butt?

I could just stop and investigate.

But I'd rather just follow

these punch-out instructions exactly

and not deviate from the mission.

And that's me exerting my free will

to do exactly what I was told.

Ugh, it's kind of cramped in here

for a box truck.

Hmm. Must be his robot guts or something.

Which is further evidence that this Punchy guy

is not what he appears to be on the outside.

What was that?

Man, I can't see squat.

What the heck? There's a hole in the planet?

Is that another universe down there?

With another me down there too?

My directive is to stick to the road.

What am I supposed to do?

Oh, man! Sounds like he's gonna put

a hole in the planet.

We'll deal with that later.

First, we gotta get that piece of paper back.

Then we gotta take this homie out right now.

Yo, road hog,

you're creating a bottleneck with your big caboose!

Move it, dude!

Be more self-aware!

"Move it, dude"?

Oh. Okay.

I can move it, dude.

Okay, maybe I was a little hasty

about the full traitor thing.

Let's sit tight and keep an eye on things.

Good plan.

- Now what? - Uh, hello? Hello?

Who is he talking to?

Sir, please.

Why are you doing this?

People are meant to cross the road.

That's why Glob created two sides.

My... My internal processing won't allow me to go

until you cross one way or the other.

What do I do?

How do I follow my instructions

if he stays there forever?

- Can you hear that? - Yeah.

Sounds like he's asking for instructions

from some kind of evil organization

who wanna sabotage the peace treaty!

We gotta slay this guy right now.

Agreed.

- What's happening? - He heard us.

He's gonna torture us, dude.

Sir, are you intentionally

trying to hinder my mission?

Sir, my instructions are very clear.

If you don't provide new inputs,

I'll just have to...

Uh...

All right, well...

Oh, bother. I gotta mosey, or I'll be late.

You think you can torture us into submission?

We'll never break!

Don't tempt him, dude.

We don't know what this sicko is...

...capable of.

Whoa!

Jake?

I'm dying.

"Stop"?

Okay.

Then what?

And then what?

Okay, okay, okay.

Stop sign.

Stop sign...

Mmm.

There's nothing in my code about this?

Oh, man, are you for real?

Hey, Ding-a-Ling, this road is for cars only!

But... But what about the stop sign?

Roads are for driving. That's the rule.

I'm free!

Get a job!

One last mile.

You can do this.

We're free!

And we nabbed the treaty!

And that's what you get when you hire non-robots.

You get the goods.

Okay. Now let's scoot before--

- No stealing! - Ahhh!

We knew it!

We knew you were a traitor all along!

You're interfering with my directive.

Uh, was that okay?

Was that an okay punch?

I'll show you an okay punch.

- Zoop! - Whoo!

Whomp.

Princess Bubblegum should never

have trusted a robot that--

- He doesn't know. - Oh, yeah.

Beep, bop, boop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop,

bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop.

Whoa!

Jake, to the Secret Kingdom!

Somewhere over there probably!

- The treaty! - My life's purpose!

- Traitor! - Traitor!

- Traitor! - Traitor!

Hey.

Is this the Secret Kingdom?

Can you keep a secret?

Yeah.

It is.

- Yes. - I knew it.

Greetings.

Um, hi. I am here to deliver a treaty

from the Candy Kingdom!

Wait.

Bubblegum was only supposed to send one dumb messenger.

Which one of you is a robot?

Uh, well, this guy's not a robot.

He's just a regular guy.

Isn't that right, Punchy?

Hmm? Super regular, right?

Uh, yeah. I'm just a regular guy.

We're the robot.

Excellent.

You may enter.

Secret Kingdom!

Yay!

Ooh, yeah!

Huh?

Hello!

Um...

Hey, is this the secret waiting room or something?

Nope.

This is the Secret Kingdom.

We've got hundreds of thousands of secrets,

all stored in these filing cabinets.

But they're, like, cool and exciting secrets, right?

See for yourself.

You should be able to read them

since you're a robot.

Go on.

Mmm, data.

Well, that guy sure likes 'em.

Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.

I love it here.

Ugh.

We're gonna leave.

Oh. Erase your memory

on the way out.

I wish we could.

Lunch break.

Yay!

♪ Come along with me ♪

♪ And the butterflies And bees ♪

♪ We can wander Through the forest ♪

♪ And do so as we please ♪