1 00:00:16,391 --> 00:00:18,352 ♪ Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends ♪ 2 00:00:18,435 --> 00:00:20,771 ♪ We'll go to very Distant lands ♪ 3 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:23,398 ♪ With Jake the Dog And Finn the Human ♪ 4 00:00:23,482 --> 00:00:25,359 ♪ The fun will never end ♪ 5 00:00:25,442 --> 00:00:27,361 ♪ Adventure Time ♪ 6 00:00:27,444 --> 00:00:28,487 Side Quests. 7 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:39,915 Yo, have you been hearing all these rumors going around? 8 00:00:39,998 --> 00:00:41,917 Something about a secret kingdom mission. 9 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,210 What is up with that? 10 00:00:43,293 --> 00:00:44,628 I don't know anything about the mission, 11 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:46,004 but that's gotta be why 12 00:00:46,088 --> 00:00:47,673 Princess Bubblegum said to come by. 13 00:00:47,756 --> 00:00:50,592 {\an8}A whole unknown kingdom? I can only imagine. 14 00:00:50,676 --> 00:00:52,302 {\an8}It would have to be something so crazy 15 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:53,553 {\an8}that public knowledge of it 16 00:00:53,637 --> 00:00:55,555 {\an8}would throw our whole society out of whack. 17 00:00:55,639 --> 00:00:56,807 {\an8}Like if it was 18 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:58,100 {\an8}-a sandwich kingdom. 19 00:00:58,183 --> 00:01:00,602 And it's just like a whole land of beings 20 00:01:00,686 --> 00:01:01,728 preparing themselves 21 00:01:01,812 --> 00:01:04,022 for the sole purpose of being eaten. 22 00:01:04,106 --> 00:01:06,316 It wouldn't make any economic sense. 23 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:07,484 And the whole Land of Ooo 24 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:09,152 would be thrown into delicious chaos. 25 00:01:09,236 --> 00:01:10,237 Ooh! 26 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:11,989 And that's why it has to be a secret. 27 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:14,366 That doesn't merit a closely guarded secret, Jake. 28 00:01:14,449 --> 00:01:17,327 {\an8}It would be an invisible sealed pit in the wasteland. 29 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:18,370 And within, 30 00:01:18,453 --> 00:01:19,788 would be a prison of demons... 31 00:01:19,871 --> 00:01:21,039 Whoa. 32 00:01:21,123 --> 00:01:22,249 ...spiraling down 33 00:01:22,332 --> 00:01:24,084 into a deep gravitational core. 34 00:01:24,167 --> 00:01:25,711 And the only way to stop them 35 00:01:25,794 --> 00:01:27,004 from invading Ooo 36 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:29,298 would be to battle down to the very bottom. 37 00:01:29,381 --> 00:01:30,549 But once you traveled all the way 38 00:01:30,632 --> 00:01:31,592 into the infinite depths... 39 00:01:31,675 --> 00:01:33,051 {\an8}...the heat and gravity 40 00:01:33,135 --> 00:01:34,886 {\an8}would've slowly tempered your body 41 00:01:34,970 --> 00:01:36,263 {\an8}-to such extremes... 42 00:01:36,346 --> 00:01:37,764 {\an8}...that returning to the surface 43 00:01:37,848 --> 00:01:39,725 {\an8}would no longer be an option. 44 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:40,767 {\an8}That would be good too. 45 00:01:40,851 --> 00:01:42,519 {\an8}I just want in on that secret. 46 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:44,604 {\an8}- Yeah, man. - Yeah. 47 00:01:44,688 --> 00:01:47,024 - Hey, guys. - Hi, Princess. 48 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:48,483 - 'Sup? - Thanks for coming. 49 00:01:48,567 --> 00:01:50,610 I have a really important mission for you. 50 00:01:50,694 --> 00:01:51,570 - Yes! - Tell us! 51 00:01:51,653 --> 00:01:53,488 I need you to guard 52 00:01:53,572 --> 00:01:56,533 the wet paint on the royal gazebo. 53 00:01:56,616 --> 00:01:58,452 People keep trying to steal it. 54 00:01:58,535 --> 00:01:59,661 - And Starchy is getting... - It's me. 55 00:01:59,745 --> 00:02:01,038 ...really stressed out. 56 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:03,081 {\an8}Hey! Hey, you, get out of here. 57 00:02:03,165 --> 00:02:05,208 {\an8}Go! Get! I'll kill you! 58 00:02:06,335 --> 00:02:08,128 {\an8}Oh, man, I shouldn't have said that. 59 00:02:08,211 --> 00:02:09,421 So, yeah, I need you 60 00:02:09,504 --> 00:02:12,382 to watch the paint dry so he can go on vacation. 61 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:13,675 Mmm. 62 00:02:13,759 --> 00:02:15,594 I think we were misled about some rumors 63 00:02:15,677 --> 00:02:17,763 regarding a secret kingdom? 64 00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:19,765 Oh, no, no, no, that's another mission 65 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:21,892 that this guy is handling. 66 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:23,560 Who, me? Oh. 67 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:25,854 Hey. My name's Punchy. 68 00:02:25,937 --> 00:02:27,189 I can't see your face. 69 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:28,774 Come on out, Punchy. 70 00:02:28,857 --> 00:02:30,067 Oh. Okay. 71 00:02:31,193 --> 00:02:32,361 Whoa! 72 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:36,198 Uh... Oh, no. Sorry. 73 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:37,866 I was just doing what you said. 74 00:02:37,949 --> 00:02:39,326 Oh, no, no, no. 75 00:02:39,409 --> 00:02:40,452 It's okay, Punchy. 76 00:02:40,535 --> 00:02:41,745 You're doing exactly 77 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:43,121 what you were supposed to do. 78 00:02:43,205 --> 00:02:46,041 Punchy's mission is to deliver this peace treaty 79 00:02:46,124 --> 00:02:47,542 to the Secret Kingdom. 80 00:02:47,626 --> 00:02:50,295 {\an8}So you don't want us to handle it? 81 00:02:50,379 --> 00:02:51,672 {\an8}No, Jake. 82 00:02:51,755 --> 00:02:54,174 This is extremely sensitive. 83 00:02:54,257 --> 00:02:56,176 If the mission were to get sidetracked 84 00:02:56,259 --> 00:02:57,552 or delayed at all, 85 00:02:57,636 --> 00:02:59,888 war could break out between the kingdoms. 86 00:02:59,971 --> 00:03:03,392 I need perfect types, not adventure types. 87 00:03:03,475 --> 00:03:05,477 Punchy follows instructions exactly. 88 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:07,521 So the directions on this ancient punch card 89 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:09,481 can guide him to the secret location 90 00:03:09,564 --> 00:03:10,732 of the Secret Kingdom. 91 00:03:10,816 --> 00:03:11,983 Yes, Princess. 92 00:03:12,067 --> 00:03:13,902 I will not fail in this mission. 93 00:03:13,985 --> 00:03:16,905 I'm a very reliable, regular guy. 94 00:03:16,988 --> 00:03:18,490 "Regular"? You're gonna trust 95 00:03:18,573 --> 00:03:20,075 this busted robot-- 96 00:03:20,158 --> 00:03:22,661 Please don't call Punchy a robot. 97 00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:25,038 He has no idea. 98 00:03:25,122 --> 00:03:27,082 - Huh? - It's okay, Punchy. 99 00:03:27,165 --> 00:03:29,042 Launch yourself into truck form 100 00:03:29,126 --> 00:03:30,377 and deliver the treaty. 101 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:32,629 Yes, Princess. I will launch now. 102 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:38,510 {\an8}Now, I'll show you two to the gazebo. 103 00:03:39,261 --> 00:03:40,887 {\an8}You comin'? 104 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:44,349 {\an8}Here's the paint. 105 00:03:44,433 --> 00:03:46,893 {\an8}All right, Starchy, you can go on vacation now. 106 00:03:46,977 --> 00:03:47,894 {\an8}Phew. 107 00:03:47,978 --> 00:03:50,021 {\an8}All I can do now is blow off steam 108 00:03:50,105 --> 00:03:51,898 {\an8}in this no-seatbelt death trap 109 00:03:51,982 --> 00:03:53,775 {\an8}and try to repair my soul. 110 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:03,493 No! 111 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:05,871 I don't trust that robot to deliver that treaty. 112 00:04:05,954 --> 00:04:07,038 - Yeah. - Yeah. 113 00:04:07,122 --> 00:04:08,623 Like if he farts on his own wire 114 00:04:08,707 --> 00:04:10,417 - and that flips him evil. - Yeah! 115 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:11,793 There he goes. 116 00:04:17,215 --> 00:04:18,800 Oh. Who slammed my butt? 117 00:04:18,884 --> 00:04:20,552 I could just stop and investigate. 118 00:04:20,635 --> 00:04:21,970 But I'd rather just follow 119 00:04:22,053 --> 00:04:24,139 these punch-out instructions exactly 120 00:04:24,222 --> 00:04:25,766 and not deviate from the mission. 121 00:04:25,849 --> 00:04:27,893 And that's me exerting my free will 122 00:04:27,976 --> 00:04:30,061 to do exactly what I was told. 123 00:04:30,145 --> 00:04:31,980 Ugh, it's kind of cramped in here 124 00:04:32,063 --> 00:04:33,148 for a box truck. 125 00:04:33,231 --> 00:04:35,942 Hmm. Must be his robot guts or something. 126 00:04:36,026 --> 00:04:37,986 Which is further evidence that this Punchy guy 127 00:04:38,069 --> 00:04:40,030 is not what he appears to be on the outside. 128 00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:42,908 What was that? 129 00:04:44,367 --> 00:04:45,869 Man, I can't see squat. 130 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:48,622 What the heck? There's a hole in the planet? 131 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:50,373 Is that another universe down there? 132 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:52,667 With another me down there too? 133 00:04:52,751 --> 00:04:54,461 My directive is to stick to the road. 134 00:04:54,544 --> 00:04:55,879 What am I supposed to do? 135 00:04:55,962 --> 00:04:57,547 Oh, man! Sounds like he's gonna put 136 00:04:57,631 --> 00:04:59,049 a hole in the planet. 137 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:00,300 We'll deal with that later. 138 00:05:00,383 --> 00:05:02,177 First, we gotta get that piece of paper back. 139 00:05:02,260 --> 00:05:04,429 Then we gotta take this homie out right now. 140 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:07,432 Yo, road hog, 141 00:05:07,516 --> 00:05:09,935 you're creating a bottleneck with your big caboose! 142 00:05:10,018 --> 00:05:11,478 Move it, dude! 143 00:05:11,561 --> 00:05:13,313 Be more self-aware! 144 00:05:13,396 --> 00:05:14,523 "Move it, dude"? 145 00:05:14,606 --> 00:05:16,149 Oh. Okay. 146 00:05:16,233 --> 00:05:18,235 I can move it, dude. 147 00:05:21,029 --> 00:05:22,322 Okay, maybe I was a little hasty 148 00:05:22,405 --> 00:05:23,782 about the full traitor thing. 149 00:05:23,865 --> 00:05:25,534 Let's sit tight and keep an eye on things. 150 00:05:25,617 --> 00:05:27,285 Good plan. 151 00:05:27,369 --> 00:05:29,746 - Now what? - Uh, hello? Hello? 152 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:30,956 Who is he talking to? 153 00:05:31,039 --> 00:05:32,415 Sir, please. 154 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:33,875 Why are you doing this? 155 00:05:33,959 --> 00:05:36,127 People are meant to cross the road. 156 00:05:36,211 --> 00:05:38,421 That's why Glob created two sides. 157 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:40,841 My... My internal processing won't allow me to go 158 00:05:40,924 --> 00:05:42,509 until you cross one way or the other. 159 00:05:42,592 --> 00:05:43,927 {\an8}What do I do? 160 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:45,345 {\an8}How do I follow my instructions 161 00:05:45,428 --> 00:05:46,721 {\an8}if he stays there forever? 162 00:05:46,805 --> 00:05:48,348 - Can you hear that? - Yeah. 163 00:05:48,431 --> 00:05:50,308 Sounds like he's asking for instructions 164 00:05:50,392 --> 00:05:52,394 from some kind of evil organization 165 00:05:52,477 --> 00:05:54,729 who wanna sabotage the peace treaty! 166 00:05:54,813 --> 00:05:56,565 We gotta slay this guy right now. 167 00:05:56,648 --> 00:05:57,691 Agreed. 168 00:05:58,942 --> 00:06:00,569 - What's happening? - He heard us. 169 00:06:00,652 --> 00:06:02,112 He's gonna torture us, dude. 170 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:03,989 Sir, are you intentionally 171 00:06:04,072 --> 00:06:05,407 trying to hinder my mission? 172 00:06:08,410 --> 00:06:10,203 Sir, my instructions are very clear. 173 00:06:10,287 --> 00:06:11,913 If you don't provide new inputs, 174 00:06:11,997 --> 00:06:12,956 I'll just have to... 175 00:06:13,665 --> 00:06:14,583 Uh... 176 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:16,418 All right, well... 177 00:06:23,174 --> 00:06:26,177 Oh, bother. I gotta mosey, or I'll be late. 178 00:06:26,261 --> 00:06:28,388 You think you can torture us into submission? 179 00:06:28,471 --> 00:06:29,681 We'll never break! 180 00:06:29,764 --> 00:06:30,765 Don't tempt him, dude. 181 00:06:30,849 --> 00:06:32,100 We don't know what this sicko is... 182 00:06:32,183 --> 00:06:33,476 ...capable of. 183 00:06:38,315 --> 00:06:39,900 Whoa! 184 00:06:48,658 --> 00:06:49,910 Jake? 185 00:06:49,993 --> 00:06:51,578 I'm dying. 186 00:06:53,204 --> 00:06:54,956 "Stop"? 187 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:55,999 Okay. 188 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:57,459 Then what? 189 00:06:58,918 --> 00:07:01,046 And then what? 190 00:07:01,129 --> 00:07:02,172 Okay, okay, okay. 191 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:03,423 Stop sign. 192 00:07:03,506 --> 00:07:05,008 Stop sign... 193 00:07:05,550 --> 00:07:08,053 Mmm. 194 00:07:08,136 --> 00:07:10,138 There's nothing in my code about this? 195 00:07:10,221 --> 00:07:11,765 Oh, man, are you for real? 196 00:07:25,362 --> 00:07:29,282 Hey, Ding-a-Ling, this road is for cars only! 197 00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:31,451 But... But what about the stop sign? 198 00:07:31,534 --> 00:07:34,704 Roads are for driving. That's the rule. 199 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:36,498 I'm free! 200 00:07:36,581 --> 00:07:37,832 Get a job! 201 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:39,876 One last mile. 202 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:41,628 You can do this. 203 00:07:45,173 --> 00:07:46,508 We're free! 204 00:07:46,591 --> 00:07:48,218 And we nabbed the treaty! 205 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:50,679 And that's what you get when you hire non-robots. 206 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:53,056 You get the goods. 207 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:54,599 Okay. Now let's scoot before-- 208 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:56,768 - No stealing! - Ahhh! 209 00:07:56,851 --> 00:07:58,186 We knew it! 210 00:07:58,269 --> 00:08:00,271 We knew you were a traitor all along! 211 00:08:00,355 --> 00:08:02,649 You're interfering with my directive. 212 00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:04,234 Uh, was that okay? 213 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:05,276 Was that an okay punch? 214 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:07,570 I'll show you an okay punch. 215 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:09,698 {\an8}- Zoop! - Whoo! 216 00:08:09,781 --> 00:08:12,033 Whomp. 217 00:08:12,117 --> 00:08:13,743 Princess Bubblegum should never 218 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:15,078 have trusted a robot that-- 219 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:17,580 {\an8}- He doesn't know. - Oh, yeah. 220 00:08:18,957 --> 00:08:20,792 Beep, bop, boop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, 221 00:08:20,875 --> 00:08:21,960 bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. 222 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:28,967 Whoa! 223 00:08:30,135 --> 00:08:32,011 Jake, to the Secret Kingdom! 224 00:08:32,095 --> 00:08:33,972 Somewhere over there probably! 225 00:08:40,395 --> 00:08:41,479 - The treaty! - My life's purpose! 226 00:08:57,829 --> 00:08:59,164 {\an8}- Traitor! - Traitor! 227 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:00,665 {\an8}- Traitor! - Traitor! 228 00:09:01,249 --> 00:09:02,083 {\an8}Hey. 229 00:09:03,293 --> 00:09:05,253 Is this the Secret Kingdom? 230 00:09:05,336 --> 00:09:07,047 Can you keep a secret? 231 00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:09,090 Yeah. 232 00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:10,300 It is. 233 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:11,843 - Yes. - I knew it. 234 00:09:11,926 --> 00:09:13,720 Greetings. 235 00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:17,057 Um, hi. I am here to deliver a treaty 236 00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:18,308 from the Candy Kingdom! 237 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:19,809 Wait. 238 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:22,562 Bubblegum was only supposed to send one dumb messenger. 239 00:09:22,645 --> 00:09:24,230 Which one of you is a robot? 240 00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:26,357 {\an8}Uh, well, this guy's not a robot. 241 00:09:26,441 --> 00:09:27,650 {\an8}He's just a regular guy. 242 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:28,777 Isn't that right, Punchy? 243 00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:30,612 Hmm? Super regular, right? 244 00:09:30,695 --> 00:09:34,074 Uh, yeah. I'm just a regular guy. 245 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:41,581 We're the robot. 246 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:42,832 Excellent. 247 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,626 You may enter. 248 00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:49,380 Secret Kingdom! 249 00:09:49,464 --> 00:09:50,799 Yay! 250 00:09:50,882 --> 00:09:52,133 Ooh, yeah! 251 00:09:52,217 --> 00:09:53,051 Huh? 252 00:09:54,469 --> 00:09:56,471 Hello! 253 00:09:56,554 --> 00:09:57,806 Um... 254 00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:02,811 Hey, is this the secret waiting room or something? 255 00:10:02,894 --> 00:10:04,062 Nope. 256 00:10:04,145 --> 00:10:06,272 This is the Secret Kingdom. 257 00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:08,942 We've got hundreds of thousands of secrets, 258 00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:11,861 all stored in these filing cabinets. 259 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:14,447 But they're, like, cool and exciting secrets, right? 260 00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:15,782 {\an8}See for yourself. 261 00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:17,117 {\an8}You should be able to read them 262 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,119 since you're a robot. 263 00:10:19,202 --> 00:10:20,036 Go on. 264 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:26,459 Mmm, data. 265 00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:28,419 Well, that guy sure likes 'em. 266 00:10:28,503 --> 00:10:30,296 Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. 267 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:31,297 I love it here. 268 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,508 Ugh. 269 00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:35,468 We're gonna leave. 270 00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:37,011 Oh. Erase your memory 271 00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:38,096 on the way out. 272 00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:40,056 I wish we could. 273 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:42,267 Lunch break. 274 00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:46,813 Yay! 275 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:52,485 ♪ Come along with me ♪ 276 00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:55,822 ♪ And the butterflies And bees ♪ 277 00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:58,741 ♪ We can wander Through the forest ♪ 278 00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:01,828 ♪ And do so as we please ♪