Original subtitles

♪ Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends ♪

♪ We'll go To very distant lands ♪

♪ With Jake the Dog And Finn the Human ♪

♪ The fun will never end ♪

♪ Adventure Time ♪

Side quests.

Game night?

Game night!

All good. Hit it, BMO.

Oh, hey, it's the ladies.

'Sup, ladies?

Game night. Girls only.

Game night!

Hi, everyone! Come in, come in.

- Let's get this puppy going. - 'Sup?

Careful. This group can get pretty rowdy.

Don't you worry.

Whoa, this game setup looks intense.

Dang, girl, you've been working.

Yeah, I wrote all this for the game today.

You wrote all that?

Making your own source material?

Bold choice for a first timer.

Did you all bring character sheets?

Of course, we brought our character sheets.

I went with a Barbarian class,

and took all my stats from defense,

and put them in offense to crush my opponents!

My character is the Hottest Goddess.

As you can see, she's like really hot and beautiful.

Yeah, my character's Rogue.

She's got a cool cloak, a dagger and a second dagger,

and definitely doesn't have a secret

that will be revealed later.

All right, teams are all set.

Let the adventure begin!

We're on a rescue mission today.

Do you know where our prince is?

Oh, my gob!

We're going to save a prince?

Please be single. Please be single.

Oh, no, he's trapped.

The story of three adventurers

begins in an old tavern,

with candles flickering.

Ooh, candles. Evocative.

The tavern feels welcoming and rustic.

Oh, wow, this tavern is welcoming and rustic. Nice.

After a long journey,

you're exhausted and your feet ache

you settle into a corner of the tavern.

Wow, my super-hot feet ache

after such a long journey.

All of a sudden,

a monk steps out of the darkness.

'Ello, weary travelers.

Okay.

OMG, girl!

Cool monk character.

Thanks, mate.

But I'm not just any monk.

I'm here to aid you in your rescue mission

for the prince.

In this tavern, you will find clues

to help you along. And I brought you this map.

This map was written in Dwarvanroon language.

Perhaps someone here can help you read it.

I want to start a rave!

Uh, can she do that?

Wait a minute.

Wait a second, that's not it.

I'm gonna roll for it.

Ho-ho, wow, a natural 20?

That's the best roll you can get.

Yes! A nat 20, baby!

♪ I tell you tales... ♪

This rave is lumpin' awesome!

Uh, guys,

I think we should look around, uh, the mission.

I can't hear you! Mama dancing!

Uh...

Oh! What is that?

I'm a mysterious vagrant.

I bet you guys definitely want to ask him

some important information

about the rescue mission that we're about to do.

Is he hot?

Huh?

Ugh.

I have something important to tell you.

I'm hot.

Oh, my God! You're so handsome and oily now.

Thanks, baby.

Ugh. All right, well, we still need

to arm ourselves for the long journey ahead, so...

Oh, look, over there.

It's a weapons merchant.

Hello.

Okay, Marceline, your cloak is only made from pixie string,

so you probably want to buy a--

Yeah, I'm gonna steal all this stuff.

What can I do you for, young lady?

Ugh. A four's not gonna be enough.

Just kidding.

I got that proficiency bonus, baby.

- Let's... go! - Oh, heck, yeah!

Huh?

All my wares! You've taken all my wares!

What was I thinking?

I never should have left the stables.

Wait.

Another guy? Is he hot?

Cha-ching, baby!

- Ooh. - Wow.

I've never kissed a short king before.

I'm not a king, just a simple merchant.

Hey, you! Get in line, soldier!

And puff up that chest!

What are you doing?

Building an army for the inevitable battle.

- Hey, you! - Me?

Got any weapons?

I have just a mace and some arrows.

Awesome! You're in!

Okay! Yay!

Ugh. But there's already an army waiting for us

in the footman's tower.

So, who here has hand-to-hand combat experience?

'Cause it's gonna get bloody!

Oh, I like blood.

And this guy joins my army.

Huh. I need more pieces.

Uh, uh...

Oh, what about this guy?

He looks pretty tough.

- Here you go, PB. - Ooh, cool.

We will slay all who cross us!

Oh, I almost forgot. I want to start some fires.

Nat 20.

Nat 20. Nat 20, baby.

Now grape me.

Hey, Hottest Goddess.

Remember the old quest-o?

Goddess! Goddess! Goddess!

Stop! Stop!

Why'd you stop?

Did you just sell our horses?

How are we gonna get to the prince now?

It's cool. I got two gold coins

and that dude's baby pictures.

Yikes. He was a really ugly baby.

Eh. Could be good blackmail.

Ugh. Okay.

Okay. It's fine.

We just need to find a new way to get to the prince's castle.

It's not like they lit the key on fire,

missed the chest full of clues and supplies,

and turned their main source of information into a hot oaf.

What else could possibly go wrong?

All right, men, file in!

- Grr. - Whoa.

Hachi machi, big boy central.

Turn the rave back on!

Oh!

Lose thyself to dance.

Whoo-hoo!

Nat 20.

- Neigh. - Towel, my goddess?

Uh, yes, please.

Your kisses are so slippery.

Ugh! That's enough!

You're all under arrest!

Huh?

Jail?

What? Game over. That can't be it.

Lady Monk, what's going on?

I traveled so far to meet you in the tavern.

We climbed mountains,

crossed valleys,

and went through the Doodoo forest.

And you never even looked

for the clues I left you.

And now the kingdom is doomed.

The game is over.

We all ended up in jail.

It's over.

But we were having so much fun.

Really? Was it fun?

Yeah! This has been, like, tops most fun game night ever!

It has been most enjoyable.

Come on. Let me just try and pickpocket this guy

for the key. I can get us out of here.

Go ahead, try.

But the game is really hard.

Uh, defenses-shmenses. I got this.

Did you do it?

Did you get it?

No. But I got his diary!

Oh, God.

"Dear Diary,

today I waved to someone,

but they were waving to the person behind me."

Hey, cut it out!

That's private. That's my privacy.

Ooh! My turn!

To hunk-ify you.

Nat 20!

What the heck?

This thing has other numbers on it?

All right, it's my turn now.

I'm old now.

- Guard! - Huh?

Eighteen. Nice.

But I can't forget to add my offense bonus.

Nice, dude. You got him.

Now what?

We're gonna be, like, trapped in here forever!

Guys, come on.

We still have one more party member.

Me?

Yeah, girl! Let's see those moves!

Sure, if that's what you want.

Chanting, chanting,

chanting, chanting, chanting...

Chanting!

Wow, that was so good.

That was crazy!

Raini, where did you learn that?

I may look like an average monk,

but I'm actually one of the great flying monks

of Riddlerump.

I can imbue all with the power of flight.

Holy ham-blam!

We're coming for ya, Princey!

The prince is dead.

Huh?

The Adventurers hired to save him

were supposed to be here two hours ago.

Now, please go away.

Was he single?

♪ Come along with me ♪

♪ And the butterflies And bees ♪

♪ We can wander Through the forest ♪

♪ And do so as we please ♪