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<i>♪ Adventure Time
Come on, grab your friends ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We'll go
To very distant lands ♪</i>

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<i>♪ With Jake the Dog
And Finn the Human ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The fun will never end ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Adventure Time ♪</i>

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<i>Side quests.</i>

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Game night?

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Game night!

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All good. Hit it, BMO.

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Oh, hey, it's the ladies.

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'Sup, ladies?

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Game night. Girls only.

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Game night!

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Hi, everyone!
Come in, come in.

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- Let's get this puppy going.
- 'Sup?

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Careful. This group
can get pretty rowdy.

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Don't you worry.

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Whoa, this game setup
looks intense.

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Dang, girl,
you've been working.

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Yeah, I wrote
all this for the game today.

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You wrote all that?

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Making your own
source material?

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Bold choice for a first timer.

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Did you all
bring character sheets?

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Of course, we brought
our character sheets.

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I went with a Barbarian class,

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and took all my stats
from defense,

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and put them in offense
to crush my opponents!

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My character
is the Hottest Goddess.

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As you can see, she's like
really hot and beautiful.

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Yeah, my character's Rogue.

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She's got a cool cloak,
a dagger and a second dagger,

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and definitely
doesn't have a secret

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that will be revealed later.

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All right,
teams are all set.

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Let the adventure begin!

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{\an8}We're on
a rescue mission today.

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{\an8}Do you know
where our prince is?

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Oh, my gob!

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We're going to save a prince?

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Please be single.
Please be single.

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Oh, no, he's trapped.

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{\an8}The story of three adventurers

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{\an8}begins in an old tavern,

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{\an8}with candles flickering.

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{\an8}Ooh, candles. Evocative.

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{\an8}The tavern
feels welcoming and rustic.

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{\an8}Oh, wow, this tavern
is welcoming and rustic. Nice.

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After a long journey,

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you're
exhausted and your feet ache

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you settle
into a corner of the tavern.

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Wow, my super-hot feet ache

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after such a long journey.

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All of a sudden,

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a monk
steps out of the darkness.

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'Ello, weary travelers.

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Okay.

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OMG, girl!

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Cool monk character.

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Thanks, mate.

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But I'm not just any monk.

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I'm here to aid you
in your rescue mission

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for the prince.

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In this tavern,
you will find clues

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to help you along.
And I brought you this map.

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This map was written
in Dwarvanroon language.

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Perhaps someone here
can help you read it.

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{\an8}I want to start a rave!

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Uh, can she do that?

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Wait a minute.

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Wait a second, that's not it.

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I'm gonna roll for it.

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Ho-ho, wow, a natural 20?

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That's the best roll
you can get.

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Yes! A nat 20, baby!

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<i>♪ I tell you tales... ♪</i>

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This rave is lumpin' awesome!

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Uh, guys,

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I think we should look
around, uh, the mission.

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I can't hear you! Mama dancing!

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Uh...

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Oh! What is that?

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I'm a mysterious vagrant.

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I bet you guys
definitely want to ask him

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some important information

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about the rescue mission
that we're about to do.

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Is he hot?

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Huh?

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Ugh.

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I have something
important to tell you.

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I'm hot.

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Oh, my God! You're so handsome
and oily now.

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Thanks, baby.

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Ugh. All right,
well, we still need

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to arm ourselves for the long
journey ahead, so...

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Oh, look, over there.

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It's a weapons merchant.

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Hello.

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Okay, Marceline, your cloak
is only made from pixie string,

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so you probably want to buy a--

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Yeah, I'm gonna steal
all this stuff.

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What can I do you for,
young lady?

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Ugh.
A four's not gonna be enough.

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Just kidding.

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I got that proficiency
bonus, baby.

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- Let's... go!
- Oh, heck, yeah!

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Huh?

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All my wares!
You've taken all my wares!

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What was I thinking?

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I never should have
left the stables.

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Wait.

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Another guy? Is he hot?

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Cha-ching, baby!

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- Ooh.
- Wow.

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I've never kissed
a short king before.

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I'm not a king,
just a simple merchant.

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Hey, you!
Get in line, soldier!

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And puff up that chest!

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What are you doing?

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Building an army
for the inevitable battle.

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- Hey, you!
- Me?

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Got any weapons?

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I have just a mace
and some arrows.

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Awesome! You're in!

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Okay! Yay!

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Ugh. But there's already
an army waiting for us

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in the footman's tower.

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So, who here has
hand-to-hand combat experience?

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'Cause it's gonna get bloody!

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Oh, I like blood.

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And this guy joins my army.

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Huh. I need more pieces.

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Uh, uh...

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Oh,
what about this guy?

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He looks pretty tough.

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- Here you go, PB.
- Ooh, cool.

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We will slay all who cross us!

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Oh, I almost forgot.
I want to start some fires.

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Nat 20.

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Nat 20. Nat 20, baby.

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Now grape me.

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Hey, Hottest Goddess.

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Remember the old quest-o?

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Goddess!
Goddess! Goddess!

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Stop! Stop!

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Why'd you stop?

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Did you just sell our horses?

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How are we gonna get
to the prince now?

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It's cool. I got two gold coins

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and that dude's baby pictures.

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Yikes. He was
a really ugly baby.

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Eh. Could be good blackmail.

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Ugh. Okay.

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Okay. It's fine.

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We just need to find a new way
to get to the prince's castle.

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It's not like they lit
the key on fire,

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missed the chest
full of clues and supplies,

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and turned their main source
of information into a hot oaf.

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What else
could possibly go wrong?

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All right, men, file in!

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- Grr.
- Whoa.

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Hachi machi, big boy central.

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Turn the rave back on!

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Oh!

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Lose thyself to dance.

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Whoo-hoo!

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Nat 20.

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- Neigh.
- Towel, my goddess?

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Uh, yes, please.

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Your kisses are so slippery.

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Ugh! That's enough!

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You're all
under arrest!

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Huh?

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Jail?

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What? Game over.
That can't be it.

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Lady Monk, what's going on?

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I traveled so far
to meet you in the tavern.

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We climbed mountains,

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crossed valleys,

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and went
through the Doodoo forest.

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And you never
even looked

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for the clues I left you.

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And now the kingdom is doomed.

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The game is over.

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We all ended up in jail.

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It's over.

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But we were having so much fun.

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Really? Was it fun?

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Yeah! This has been, like,
tops most fun game night ever!

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It has been most enjoyable.

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Come on. Let me just try
and pickpocket this guy

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for the key.
I can get us out of here.

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Go ahead, try.

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But the game is really hard.

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Uh, defenses-shmenses.
I got this.

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Did you do it?

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Did you get it?

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No. But I got his diary!

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Oh, God.

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"Dear Diary,

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today I waved to someone,

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but they were waving
to the person behind me."

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Hey, cut it out!

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That's private.
That's my privacy.

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Ooh! My turn!

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To hunk-ify you.

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Nat 20!

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What the heck?

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This thing
has other numbers on it?

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All right, it's my turn now.

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I'm old now.

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- Guard!
- Huh?

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Eighteen. Nice.

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But I can't forget
to add my offense bonus.

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Nice, dude. You got him.

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Now what?

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We're gonna be, like,
trapped in here forever!

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Guys, come on.

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We still have
one more party member.

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Me?

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Yeah, girl!
Let's see those moves!

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Sure, if that's what you want.

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Chanting, chanting,

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chanting, chanting, chanting...

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{\an8}Chanting!

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Wow, that was so good.

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That was crazy!

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Raini, where
did you learn that?

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I may look
like an average monk,

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but I'm actually one
of the great flying monks

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of Riddlerump.

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I can imbue all
with the power of flight.

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Holy ham-blam!

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We're coming for ya, Princey!

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The prince is dead.

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Huh?

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The Adventurers
hired to save him

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were supposed to be here
two hours ago.

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Now, please go away.

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Was he single?

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<i>♪ Come along with me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And the butterflies
And bees ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We can wander
Through the forest ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And do so as we please ♪</i>