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♪ Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends ♪

♪ We'll go to very Distant lands ♪

♪ With Jake the Dog And Finn the Human ♪

♪ The fun will never end ♪

♪ Adventure Time ♪

Side Quests.

Crack the egg!

Crack the egg!

Crack the egg!

Hey! In the distance!

An adventurer approaches the gate.

How do I look, Jake?

You look sick, dude.

Closer still, I see...

Okay, there he goes. He's through the gate. Okay.

Pinch me off, Jake.

I'm Finn, the human.

- Slayer of zombies. - Ooh.

Deemed righteous

by the Enchiridion

- Pacifier of mountains. - Hmm.

Witch crusher! Drop ball grabber!

Princess saver.

Hey, what's going on over here?

- Who's that kid? - Scram, Bee!

Don't tell me what to do, man.

And that's just a partial account

of my heroic appetite.

I'm 12, so my bones haven't even gotten dense yet.

I deserve a spot at the big dog table!

No more kid size plates of butter on plain pasta.

Mmm. Butter noodles.

Only raw beef with jalapenos!

What's going on here?

Huh?

Finn?

Finn! Where'd you go?

You can't swim, guy!

Ugh. I'm ruined, Jake.

What's that? What do you mean?

I just flushed my rep down the deepest latrine

known to all warrior-kind.

There's no coming back from that.

Bro, that's really dramatic.

I have to leave Ooo now.

Word will spread of my self-humiliation.

Leave Ooo?

Come on, man. Nobody cares

you got surprised by a bee.

Let's go home and make brownies.

I have no home.

A hero shamed is doomed

to float into the wastes.

Look at me, man. I'm telling you, it's fine.

I can't open my eyes. I'm afraid of the water.

This makes my shame even worse.

Whoa. Who ordered soup?

We caught a strong current.

I can't stop us!

Good. Take me away.

Take me far, far away.

Yo, how long have we been sailing?

Boy, I wish you hadn't mentioned

butter noodles earlier.

I'm so stinking hungry now. Ugh.

And why am I thirsty?

I've been chugging the seawater nonstop.

Aw, shoot! Look.

- Land ho! - Really?

Whoo! We did it!

- We got away from Ooo. - Did we?

I don't know where we are.

Well, as long as whoever lives here

doesn't talk to the outside world,

- I'll be fine. - Hmm.

Hey, guy! Who are you?

My name is Shameus.

Okay, Shameus,

do you talk to anyone not on this island?

No.

Yes! This is our home now.

Okay. But just for a day or two till you get over

- this shame stuff. - No.

Have you shame, stranger?

- Yes! - It's temporary!

No, it's not!

We shall see.

Advance hither

and prove the legitimacy of your claim to shame.

Gather everyone. Yes, come to the circle.

Come and hear how the winds of shame

brought these weary sacks to our doorstep.

So there I was,

holding court with the greatest ruffians

in the land of Ooo,

when out of nowhere I was surprised by a bee.

I panicked, squealed.

And I think I might have blacked out,

because the next thing I knew, I'd ran over the wall

and found myself plummeting into the sea like a dumb baby.

Thus, making a complete mockery of my whole life.

I gotta say, man, it's not that bad.

It's more of a cool story than anything else.

Oh. I was talking one time, and after ten minutes,

my friend said he couldn't hear me.

What you did was way worse.

- For real? - Oh, yeah.

One time I asked Rainy here

if she was cooking baby carrots for dinner--

But it turned out I had just farted.

- Oh! - But your story was way worse.

You're an obvious fit here, Finn.

Would you like to move in?

And bunk with Softabitha...

...who wee-wees profusely

from her armpits when she gets nervous?

Wee! Wee-wee!

- Wee-wee! - Did you say, "Wee-wee"?

- Yes! - That's great.

Those who have taken up residence on these shores

have one thing in common.

All have arrived by boat.

So as a symbol of commitment, you must...

...burn the boat.

Hey, hey, hey, come on!

I'm the boat. You can't burn me.

- We're not burning the boat. - But the tradition--

Shameus, I will full force

punch your kneecaps if you try to burn Jake.

All right, we'll skip it this time.

Welcome, Finn and Jake, to the Island of Shame.

Shame on you!

Okay, Softabitha,

show them to their shared bunk situation.

Tomorrow, we wake for our morning duties.

Oh, hey...

Oh, hey.

Oh, what? Your hot cousin, Softony? Oh.

Sure, I'll meet him.

Um, my name is... is... Wee-wee!

Oh, no!

Let it drip, Jake. It's what I deserve.

Finn, I'm gonna be honest.

All this wallowing in embarrassment and shame

is kind of freaking me out.

It feels bad.

Now you're getting it.

Wee-wee.

Well, whatever sinks your boat, man.

Mmm.

This feels right.

Finn, I'm sure you have many questions,

and you're probably wondering

what your life is going to look like from now on.

- Huh, yeah, I guess so. - Ugh.

Oh. Hello, everyone. Shame on you, David.

Shame on me.

Shame on you all.

Shame on us.

Oh, Gary. Especially large shame on you.

Shame on me.

But don't worry, Finn. You'll have a purpose soon.

Oh, good.

'Cause I shoved my life purpose in the garbage

the moment I screamed at that bee.

Hey, what the heck is this place?

This is the sculpture garden of shame.

Our unforgivable acts become our identities.

I gave a speech with a boogy danglin'.

And so that we may never forget

the disgusting people we are...

My pants fall downd.

...we carve our deepest shames into stone...

I'm a terrible sculptor.

...where they will live forever!

Hey, looks like that guy's shame

didn't lived forever.

Shame in peace, Steven.

Yikes. That's dark, man.

Whoa! Whose sculpture is that?

Finn, we saved that one just for you.

The sooner you start carving, the sooner you can begin

the eternal suffering you deserve.

Oh, I deserve it.

Uh, Finn, you sure you don't wanna

maybe go and do something

totally and completely not this?

Jake, this is who I am now.

A little screechy, baby-bee, scaredy-butt, squeal-boy

with a hammer and a chisel.

Oh. Don't forget your shame hood.

And I wear a shame hood now.

This is who I am.

Shameful. Truly shameful.

Well, I said,

"I've got your back till death do us part,"

so that's what I'm gonna do.

Hey, nice job on the eyes.

Very soulful.

Ah, shoot. Should I redo 'em?

You know, there's a lot of room on this big old stone.

You might as well carve your whole cornucopia of shames.

You must remember a ton of 'em, right?

Like the time I walked into a lamp post

and said sorry to it?

I don't remember that one.

You gotta remember the one time

I called Princess Bubblegum "Mom", right?

Nobody remembers that stuff, dude.

It's not a big deal.

Remember that time I accidentally

shot someone with that harpoon?

That was me. You shot me with that harpoon.

Yeah, and I already forgot.

Oh.

The only person who remembers

your embarrassing moments is you.

Hmm.

Softony!

Whoa, Jake.

You're totally right!

Yeah, baby!

Huh?

Everyone! Listen!

Your shame isn't good or bad.

Shame is doodoo,

and it's time to start flushing!

Uh, what?

If my faults don't define me...

Holy Crud!

I could've been making out with Softony

instead of carving this stupid rock?!

My name is Softabitha,

and I am not my shame!

Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo!

Get over here, girl.

See, everyone?

It's that easy to be free.

Join us.

Jake will be our boat...

...and we'll sail back

to our lives on the mainland!

Yeah, that's the spirit.

Oh. Oh, I really misread the situation here.

I'm afraid there can be no escape, Finn.

We stayed our hand before,

but I think it's time that we...

...burn the boat!

Oop! Time to get out of here.

- Huh? - Uh-oh.

We deserve this!

Whoo-hoo! We're home free, baby!

- Ah! - Whoopsie doozle.

Shame, shame, shame.

Nowhere to run, Finn.

Even if everyone forgets your mistakes,

the wind and the rocks will remember.

For your shame...

...is eternal.

Your butt is eternal.

Pardon?

Wow, Finn. Super proud of you

standing up to that sad, bad dude.

My mistakes don't define me.

I do!

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

You got a lot of smart-brain in that developing boy-skull.

Yeah, I'm pretty smart.

All right, Jake. Fly!

I can't fly, dude.

Aw, nuts.

Wha...

Huh?

♪ Come along with me ♪

♪ And the butterflies And bees ♪

♪ We can wander Through the forest ♪

♪ And do so as we please ♪