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<i>♪ Adventure Time
Come on, grab your friends ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We'll go to very
Distant lands ♪</i>

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<i>♪ With Jake the Dog
And Finn the Human ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The fun will never end ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Adventure Time ♪</i>

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<i>Side Quests.</i>

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Crack the egg!

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Crack the egg!

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Crack the egg!

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Hey! In the distance!

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An adventurer
approaches the gate.

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How do I look, Jake?

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You look sick, dude.

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Closer still, I see...

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Okay, there he goes.
He's through the gate. Okay.

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Pinch me off, Jake.

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I'm Finn, the human.

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- Slayer of zombies.
- Ooh.

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Deemed righteous

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by the Enchiridion

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- Pacifier of mountains.
- Hmm.

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Witch crusher!
Drop ball grabber!

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Princess saver.

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Hey, what's going on
over here?

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- Who's that kid?
- Scram, Bee!

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Don't tell me
what to do, man.

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And that's just
a partial account

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of my heroic appetite.

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I'm 12, so my bones
haven't even gotten dense yet.

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I deserve a spot
at the big dog table!

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No more kid size plates
of butter on plain pasta.

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{\an8}Mmm.
Butter noodles.

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Only raw beef
with jalapenos!

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What's going on here?

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Huh?

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Finn?

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Finn! Where'd you go?

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You can't swim, guy!

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Ugh. I'm ruined, Jake.

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{\an8}What's that?
What do you mean?

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I just flushed my rep
down the deepest latrine

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known to all warrior-kind.

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There's no coming
back from that.

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Bro, that's really dramatic.

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I have to leave Ooo now.

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Word will spread
of my self-humiliation.

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{\an8}Leave Ooo?

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{\an8}Come on, man.
Nobody cares

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{\an8}you got surprised by a bee.

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{\an8}Let's go home
and make brownies.

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{\an8}I have no home.

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{\an8}A hero shamed is doomed

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{\an8}to float into the wastes.

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{\an8}Look at me, man.
I'm telling you, it's fine.

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I can't open my eyes.
I'm afraid of the water.

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This makes my shame
even worse.

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Whoa. Who ordered soup?

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{\an8}We caught a strong current.

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{\an8}I can't stop us!

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Good. Take me away.

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Take me far, far away.

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Yo, how long
have we been sailing?

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Boy, I wish
you hadn't mentioned

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butter noodles earlier.

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I'm so stinking
hungry now. Ugh.

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And why am I thirsty?

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I've been chugging
the seawater nonstop.

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{\an8}Aw, shoot! Look.

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{\an8}- Land ho!
- Really?

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Whoo! We did it!

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- We got away from Ooo.
- Did we?

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I don't know
where we are.

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Well, as long as
whoever lives here

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doesn't talk
to the outside world,

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- I'll be fine.
- Hmm.

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Hey, guy! Who are you?

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My name is Shameus.

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Okay, Shameus,

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do you talk to anyone
not on this island?

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No.

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{\an8}Yes! This is our home now.

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{\an8}Okay. But just for a day
or two till you get over

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{\an8}- this shame stuff.
- No.

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{\an8}Have you shame, stranger?

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{\an8}- Yes!
- It's temporary!

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{\an8}No, it's not!

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We shall see.

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Advance hither

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and prove the legitimacy
of your claim to shame.

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Gather everyone. Yes,
come to the circle.

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Come and hear
how the winds of shame

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brought these weary sacks
to our doorstep.

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So there I was,

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holding court
with the greatest ruffians

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in the land of Ooo,

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when out of nowhere
I was surprised by a bee.

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I panicked, squealed.

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And I think I might
have blacked out,

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because the next thing I knew,
I'd ran over the wall

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and found myself plummeting
into the sea like a dumb baby.

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Thus, making a complete
mockery of my whole life.

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I gotta say, man,
it's not that bad.

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It's more of a cool story
than anything else.

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Oh. I was talking one time,
and after ten minutes,

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my friend said
he couldn't hear me.

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What you did
was way worse.

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- For real?
- Oh, yeah.

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One time I asked Rainy here

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if she was cooking
baby carrots for dinner--

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But it turned out
I had just farted.

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- Oh!
- But your story was way worse.

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You're an obvious
fit here, Finn.

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Would you like
to move in?

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And bunk
with Softabitha...

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...who wee-wees profusely

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from her armpits
when she gets nervous?

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Wee! Wee-wee!

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- Wee-wee!
- Did you say, "Wee-wee"?

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- Yes!
- That's great.

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Those who have taken up
residence on these shores

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have one thing in common.

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All have arrived by boat.

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So as a symbol
of commitment, you must...

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...burn the boat.

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Hey, hey, hey, come on!

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I'm the boat.
You can't burn me.

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- We're not burning the boat.
- But the tradition--

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Shameus, I will full force

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punch your kneecaps
if you try to burn Jake.

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All right,
we'll skip it this time.

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Welcome, Finn and Jake,
to the Island of Shame.

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Shame on you!

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Okay, Softabitha,

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show them to their
shared bunk situation.

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Tomorrow, we wake
for our morning duties.

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Oh, hey...

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Oh, hey.

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Oh, what? Your hot cousin,
Softony? Oh.

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Sure, I'll meet him.

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Um, my name is... is...
Wee-wee!

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Oh, no!

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Let it drip, Jake.
It's what I deserve.

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Finn, I'm gonna be honest.

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All this wallowing
in embarrassment and shame

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is kind of freaking me out.

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{\an8}It feels bad.

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{\an8}Now you're getting it.

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{\an8}Wee-wee.

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Well, whatever
sinks your boat, man.

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Mmm.

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This feels right.

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Finn, I'm sure
you have many questions,

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and you're probably wondering

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what your life is going
to look like from now on.

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- Huh, yeah, I guess so.
- Ugh.

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Oh. Hello, everyone.
Shame on you, David.

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Shame on me.

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Shame on you all.

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Shame on us.

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{\an8}Oh, Gary. Especially large
shame on you.

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{\an8}Shame on me.

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But don't worry, Finn.
You'll have a purpose soon.

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Oh, good.

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'Cause I shoved my life purpose
in the garbage

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the moment I screamed
at that bee.

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Hey, what the heck
is this place?

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This is the sculpture garden
of shame.

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Our unforgivable acts
become our identities.

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I gave a speech
with a boogy danglin'.

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And so that
we may never forget

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the disgusting people we are...

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My pants fall downd.

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...we carve our deepest shames
into stone...

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I'm a terrible sculptor.

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...where they will
live forever!

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Hey, looks like
that guy's shame

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didn't lived forever.

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Shame in peace, Steven.

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{\an8}Yikes. That's dark, man.

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{\an8}Whoa! Whose sculpture is that?

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Finn, we saved that one
just for you.

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{\an8}The sooner you start carving,
the sooner you can begin

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{\an8}the eternal suffering
you deserve.

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{\an8}Oh, I deserve it.

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{\an8}Uh, Finn, you sure
you don't wanna

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{\an8}maybe go and do something

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{\an8}totally and completely
not this?

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{\an8}Jake, this is who I am now.

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A little screechy, baby-bee,
scaredy-butt, squeal-boy

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with a hammer and a chisel.

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Oh. Don't forget
your shame hood.

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And I wear
a shame hood now.

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This is who I am.

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Shameful.
Truly shameful.

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{\an8}Well, I said,

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{\an8}"I've got your back
till death do us part,"

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{\an8}so that's what
I'm gonna do.

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Hey, nice job on the eyes.

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Very soulful.

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{\an8}Ah, shoot.
Should I redo 'em?

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You know, there's a lot of room
on this big old stone.

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You might as well carve your
whole cornucopia of shames.

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You must remember
a ton of 'em, right?

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Like the time I walked
into a lamp post

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and said sorry to it?

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I don't remember that one.

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You gotta remember
the one time

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I called Princess Bubblegum
"Mom", right?

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Nobody remembers
that stuff, dude.

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It's not a big deal.

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Remember that time
I accidentally

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shot someone
with that harpoon?

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That was me.
You shot me with that harpoon.

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Yeah, and I already forgot.

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Oh.

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The only person who remembers

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your embarrassing moments
is you.

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Hmm.

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Softony!

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Whoa, Jake.

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You're totally right!

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Yeah, baby!

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Huh?

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Everyone! Listen!

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Your shame isn't good or bad.

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Shame is doodoo,

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and it's time
to start flushing!

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Uh, what?

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If my faults
don't define me...

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Holy Crud!

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I could've been making out
with Softony

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instead of carving
this stupid rock?!

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My name is Softabitha,

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and I am not my shame!

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Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo!

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Get over here, girl.

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See, everyone?

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It's that easy to be free.

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Join us.

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Jake will be our boat...

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...and we'll sail back

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to our lives on the mainland!

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Yeah,
that's the spirit.

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Oh. Oh, I really misread
the situation here.

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I'm afraid there can be
no escape, Finn.

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We stayed our hand before,

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but I think it's time
that we...

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...burn the boat!

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Oop!
Time to get out of here.

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- Huh?
- Uh-oh.

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We deserve this!

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Whoo-hoo!
We're home free, baby!

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- Ah!
- Whoopsie doozle.

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Shame, shame, shame.

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Nowhere to run, Finn.

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Even if everyone
forgets your mistakes,

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the wind and the rocks
will remember.

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For your shame...

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...is eternal.

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Your butt is eternal.

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Pardon?

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Wow, Finn.
Super proud of you

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standing up
to that sad, bad dude.

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My mistakes don't define me.

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I do!

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Yeah,
that's what I'm saying.

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You got a lot of smart-brain
in that developing boy-skull.

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Yeah,
I'm pretty smart.

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All right, Jake. Fly!

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I can't fly, dude.

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Aw, nuts.

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Wha...

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Huh?

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<i>♪ Come along with me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And the butterflies
And bees ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We can wander
Through the forest ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And do so as we please ♪</i>