Original subtitles

♪ Adventure Time ♪

♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪

♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪

♪ With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human ♪

♪ The fun will never end ♪

♪ Adventure Time ♪

Side quests.

Whoa. Do you think that's it?

Nah, it can't be.

The mustache cloud is one of the rarest clouds.

Wow.

It looks lonely.

Where are all the other clouds today?

Oh! The party at the Cloud Kingdom.

- We're late! - Let's roll!

Looks like the quickest way...

...to the Cloud Kingdom is...

through the Troll Bridge.

- Whoa, whoa! - Ah!

Anything but the Troll Bridge.

That toll troll always trauma dumps on me.

- Sounds like a party. - What? No.

Party!

In fact, it's the exact opposite of--

Party, party, party!

Party, party, party.

Huh? Where's the toll troll?

Who cares? Quick. Jump the thingy.

Never. You can't jump thingies without paying.

That's against the rules.

Come on, man. Let's just go before he sees me

and dumps more of his life's problems all over me.

Seriously, that guy is the worst.

Hello.

Thanks for not jumping the thingy.

I just had to cry behind that bush real quick.

I could've lost my job.

Oh, yeah.

Hi, Jake.

Hey, Joey Waffles.

Hey, you remember all the stuff

I was going through with my wife, Boobafina?

- Mmm-hmm. - We were really hashing it out

last time you came by here.

- Mmm-hmm. - Yeah. We got divorced.

Mmm. Yeah.

Yeah, she got the house, too, man.

Jake? We gotta party!

Party?

Let's go!

Oh! Let's go!

Whoo! Party.

You invited the toll guy?

You invited him.

Now, I'm gonna be stuck

listening to his sad spam all night.

Dude, you gotta get

your dog thoughts under control.

- But-- - No buts.

Come on.

All right, dog.

I don't know, Jake.

Does this party feel a little low-key?

Yeah, could density!

You're so fluffy.

Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

This party's awesome!

Tug! Tug!

Ahhh! Oh! Oh!

Yeah!

Yeah.

Hey, stop me if you've heard this one.

What did the water princess say

to the fire prince on their first date?

Sorry to put you out.

- So, fire prince dies? - Hmm?

Ah... No, Joey.

Sounds like he died.

Just like my 14-year-old cat who dropped dead last week.

Okay.

I gotta go find Finn.

When I say cloud, you say party!

- Cloud! - Party!

- Cloud! - Party!

- Cloud! - Party!

Hey, Finn, can I do a song?

Heck, yeah.

All right, we got Joey Waffles,

a.k.a J-Dub,

to lay down some lines on y'all.

J-Dubs!

J-Dubs! J-Dubs! J-Dubs! J-Dubs!

All right. Give it to 'em, Waffles.

This one is about my son, Pickles.

We're estranged.

Uh, whoo!

♪ It's little Pickles time ♪

♪ Come on ♪

♪ Come and grab your son ♪

♪ I can't Because in the divorce ♪

♪ My wife won... ♪

Oh.

Oh, my Glob.

Are you okay?

What the heck is up with J-Dubs, man?

Man, I told you this would happen.

He's sad spamming everywhere.

Whoo.

Okay, this next one's about the gout.

Who is fouling the party?

Oh, no. Party God.

No, no, it's totally chill.

Yeah, nothing but good times, oh, Party God.

I don't know, guys.

This shrimp tastes farm-raised.

Enough!

Do you know what we do to party poopers?

We flush 'em!

We got booted, dude.

What are we supposed to do now?

I told you we shouldn't bring

that pesky Joey Waffles to the party.

Um, I'm here, guys.

Oh, there he is.

Come on. Let's just go home.

- Can I come? - No! Joey, stay!

Stinkin' Joey Waffles!

Stinkin' Joey Waffles.

Stinkin' Joey Waffles!

Stinkin' Joey Waffles!

Stinkin' Joey--

Oh, yeah.

I forgot, I ordered us a sad boy pizza...

Hello, my dudes.

Why?

Meh, you know how it goes.

My boss fired me from the bridge.

I... I guess 'cause I left my post

to go to that party.

I just said, "That's fine."

You know, I'll just crash with my dudes, Finn and Jake.

They're like family."

So, should I take your guy's room or--

Like I was saying, it's all good,

but I wouldn't have gotten fired

if you hadn't invited me to that party.

Huh. I guess it is our fault.

Finn, roomy sidebar.

Pardon my French fries,

but this one's on you, my dog.

You invited him to the party, so you gotta tell him,

"Sorry, but you can't crash with us."

Ah, you're right.

Man, you're your best self when you're assertive.

Thanks.

Sorry, Joey Waffles. You can't stay in our room,

but you're welcome in the living room

- as long as you want. - Finn!

Whoo-hoo!

Maybe once we get to know him,

he's actually pretty cool?

And I'm the one who's gotta lawyer up?

I didn't file for divorce.

Troll men are under attack.

And I clogged your toilet.

Ugh.

Ninety-six, ninety-seven,

ninety-eight, ninety-nine--

Yeah, sometimes it's nobody's fault.

Dude, move.

We agreed to be cordial for Pickles, you know,

'cause you do anything for your kids, but...

Ah, Joey!

Oh, Boobafina.

Hey, Joey Waffles.

How about instead of crying every night,

we help you find your own place?

Yeah, a really cool place.

Nothing sexier than a divorced guy

in a studio apartment.

Oh. That's really nice of you guys,

but I don't think my last landlord

would give me a good reference.

- Why? - 'Cause she's my ex-wife,

Boobafina!

Whoa!

Uck! Dank bog water.

This dude's gotta go, Finn.

He's stinking up our dojo.

Totally, big dog.

- But how are we gonna do that? - Oh.

Let's find his wife and convince her

to take him back.

Is that heroic?

Bringing a family back together

isn't just heroic, it's legendary, man.

Heck, yeah! I'm all about the legends!

I'll keep Joey busy here.

And I'll go find Boobafina.

Yeah.

♪ Looking for the goose ♪

♪ Goose in the bog ♪

♪ Looking for a goose wife And little goose son ♪

There we go.

Oops, that's too small.

There we go.

Honk.

So, you're Boobafina-Waffles-Goose, right?

Honk.

Hyphenated name. Right on.

That's what's up. That's what's up.

Anyways, um, this is kind of weird,

but your ex is crashing with us,

and he's definitely been working on himself a lot

and not just trauma dumping on us the whole time.

So, we were wondering, um,

will you take him back?

Honk.

Wait, Joey left you, and you love his guts?

Honk.

Okay. But if you're so toxic,

why is Pickles living with you and not Joey?

Mmm.

Pickles. Your son?

Honk! Honk! Honk!

- Honk! Honk! Honk! - Honk! Honk! Honk! Honk!

Yeah, I guess it's not that weird

your mom forgot you lived here

if your dad's the more reliable parent.

Two weirdly specific details

reinforcing negative stereotypes.

Oh, my!

So, Joey, this entire time

you've been hiding your terrible, rare illness?

Yep, Terminal Sad-Mad.

I only didn't tell you guys before

because I didn't wanna be a burden.

Wow, you're a really good person.

Finn!

Finn, get away from him!

This guy's been straight lying to us!

No, Jake. He's got Terminal Sad-Mads, dude.

Finn, I love ya, but you're too trusting.

He's been lying the whole time.

And I've got...

...goose evidence.

- Honk. - Oh. Hi, Boobafina.

- This is awkward. - Stop lying!

Fine, you got me.

What? Ice King?

Dingdang Ice King!

Gunter? And some other penguin.

- Wenk, wenk. - Gross, Ice King.

You can't goose a penguin.

And why did you impersonate the toll troll?

You are weird, Joey Waffles. I mean, Ice King.

You messed me up!

- Grow up, dude. - It wasn't a plan.

I fell into a bog and got covered in moss.

And when I came out, everyone was nice to me.

What?

It's kind of hard to explain, so I wrote a song about it.

Want to hear it? Here it goes.

♪ I was looking for a-- ♪

Divorce is a serious issue,

Ice King!

Yeah. And my guy's got mad dog thoughts,

and I'm gonna start listening better.

Aw, thanks, buddy.

But--

Finn and Jake, enter the party bus.

Party God?

You kicked us out of the party, remember?

That was the night party.

This is the day party.

Totally different thing.

Totally different. Whoo!

Day party!

Aw, yeah!

Party! Party!

Jake, it's the mustache cloud.

Party! Party! Yeah!

♪ I was looking For a goose wife ♪

♪ In the goose swamp ♪

♪ I slipped on a rock That was covered in moss ♪

♪ Came out on the other side In all this gunk ♪

♪ Saw my reflection Thought, "Ooh, what a hunk" ♪

♪ I'll be this new guy With a cool new name ♪

♪ Everyone will love me 'Cause I'm not Ice King ♪

♪ And everyone will love me 'Cause I'm not Ice King ♪

♪ And everyone will love me 'Cause I'm not Ice King ♪

♪ And everyone will love me 'Cause I'm not Ice King ♪