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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,964 --> 00:00:08,091 Oh, god! Oh, god! I'm in the butt! 2 00:00:08,258 --> 00:00:09,444 But I don't see the book. Where is it? 3 00:00:09,468 --> 00:00:11,762 It's locked up in the delta, safe and sound. 4 00:00:11,929 --> 00:00:14,431 I cannot believe you guys jacked this from ashy slashy. 5 00:00:14,598 --> 00:00:15,682 Are you insane? 6 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:18,268 "Misartra." 7 00:00:18,435 --> 00:00:19,915 What the fuck was that?! 8 00:00:21,939 --> 00:00:24,691 What is your genius plan for getting the book back? 9 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:26,498 And throw one of our epic parties tonight. 10 00:00:26,610 --> 00:00:28,210 The kids who stole your car will show up. 11 00:00:28,278 --> 00:00:29,672 Ruby: We might not be able to find the book, 12 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:31,907 but we can go after the ones who are searching for it. 13 00:00:32,074 --> 00:00:34,074 - Mama. - Then let's go kill your kids. 14 00:00:34,117 --> 00:00:36,703 Ash: What the rice and beans is he doing here? 15 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:38,997 Ah! Help! 16 00:00:39,164 --> 00:00:41,458 Believe it or not dad, this is my dayjob. 17 00:00:41,625 --> 00:00:43,919 Ashy slashy's going to kill us all! 18 00:00:44,086 --> 00:00:46,213 Hey, relax! Everything's fine! 19 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:48,549 Brock: My son is a hero. You hear me? He's a hero! 20 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:51,552 - You really mean that, dad? - I was wrong. 21 00:01:01,311 --> 00:01:03,313 Ah, dad. 22 00:01:04,106 --> 00:01:05,899 You can't be dead now. 23 00:01:06,650 --> 00:01:08,086 Not after everything we've been through, 24 00:01:08,110 --> 00:01:10,153 with all the bitterness and the hatred and... 25 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:12,531 And now we finally made peace with each other. 26 00:01:14,491 --> 00:01:16,618 I'm so sorry, jefe. 27 00:01:17,494 --> 00:01:21,164 You're right, it's not fair. 28 00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:23,667 Fate is a cruel mistress, Pablo. 29 00:01:24,293 --> 00:01:27,254 Everyone I've ever loved has been taken from me. 30 00:01:27,421 --> 00:01:30,674 Next time it's going to be you or Kelly or Eli or... 31 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:34,845 Well, no, that's pretty much it, but one of you three. 32 00:01:35,012 --> 00:01:37,681 - No doubt about it. - Don't worry. 33 00:01:37,848 --> 00:01:39,683 I'm done letting fate choose for me. 34 00:01:39,850 --> 00:01:43,020 From now on, I'm grabbing the bull by the horns, jefe. 35 00:01:43,186 --> 00:01:45,022 Won't make a pube hair of difference, Pablo. 36 00:01:45,188 --> 00:01:49,109 My advice, think of your life as a good time, not a long time. 37 00:01:49,985 --> 00:01:52,696 - No, thank you. - You're welcome. 38 00:01:54,197 --> 00:01:56,033 Well, pop, 39 00:01:56,199 --> 00:01:58,619 I guess it's time to ride the pale horse 40 00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:01,663 up to the discount hardware store in the sky. 41 00:02:21,350 --> 00:02:23,644 Pablo, you don't see another eyeball around here, do you? 42 00:02:25,729 --> 00:02:28,565 But I think your plan worked. 43 00:02:29,524 --> 00:02:33,820 Jโ€œ baby, baby, baby I 44 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:38,283 - those punks are gonna pay. - I got this. 45 00:02:38,450 --> 00:02:40,494 Bull by the horns, jefe! 46 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:42,746 Pablo! 47 00:02:59,262 --> 00:03:01,765 - No, it's not me! I swear to god! - What the fuck is going... 48 00:03:03,934 --> 00:03:05,102 Get out of there! 49 00:03:06,436 --> 00:03:08,772 Ash! The delta, it's possessed! 50 00:03:11,441 --> 00:03:12,609 Possessed? 51 00:03:13,985 --> 00:03:15,946 No, no, no, no, no. 52 00:03:16,113 --> 00:03:17,531 Come on, baby, not you. 53 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:19,783 I ...Feel the noise jโ€œ 54 00:03:19,950 --> 00:03:22,077 - jโ€œ girls, rock your boys jโ€œ - what are you doing? 55 00:03:22,244 --> 00:03:24,579 - Jโ€œ we get wild, wild... jโ€œ - no. 56 00:03:26,248 --> 00:03:29,126 Back off! Not you. Come on! Not the classic. 57 00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:32,003 You can't be possessed! 58 00:03:32,170 --> 00:03:33,839 - Jโ€œ come on, feel the noise jโ€œ - not you! 59 00:03:34,005 --> 00:03:36,007 - Jโ€œ girls, rock your boys jโ€œ - no! 60 00:03:37,092 --> 00:03:39,469 - No! No. - Jโ€œ we get wild, wild, wild jโ€œ 61 00:03:50,105 --> 00:03:51,940 - Hey, Chet! - Hey, man! 62 00:03:52,107 --> 00:03:53,942 - Hey, how you doing, buddy? - Uh, yeah! 63 00:03:54,109 --> 00:03:57,028 Hey, listen, uh, I got to borrow your wheels, is that cool? 64 00:03:57,195 --> 00:03:59,573 Mm. Absolutely. 65 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:02,409 As long as we're going down "mammary Lane." 66 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:04,161 0h, sure. We can reminisce later. 67 00:04:04,327 --> 00:04:06,955 No, mammary Lane? 68 00:04:07,122 --> 00:04:09,332 The titty bar! 69 00:04:09,499 --> 00:04:11,668 - Oh, mammary Lane! - Remember? 70 00:04:11,835 --> 00:04:13,312 - Yeah! - Sure, yeah, they got great lighting. 71 00:04:13,336 --> 00:04:16,631 Man, I love having you back in town! 72 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:18,317 Right. Hey, let's get going. What do you say? 73 00:04:18,341 --> 00:04:19,718 Yeah, okay. 74 00:04:19,885 --> 00:04:22,304 And, oh, oh, shit. 75 00:04:22,471 --> 00:04:23,889 That's not the... oh, here. 76 00:04:24,055 --> 00:04:25,807 I got... no. Yeah, that's it. 77 00:04:25,974 --> 00:04:27,225 - That's the... - Try that one. 78 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:29,144 Okay, come on. Shit. 79 00:04:29,853 --> 00:04:31,396 - Oh! - Hey, you know what? 80 00:04:31,563 --> 00:04:33,356 Chet, I got a great idea. 81 00:04:33,523 --> 00:04:36,443 If I drive, you can keep pounding brewskies the whole time. 82 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:38,653 - I can stay hydrated! - Exactly. 83 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:40,071 - Great idea. - Yes! Okay! 84 00:04:40,238 --> 00:04:41,448 - Okay, go that way. - Okay. 85 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:43,366 - Here we go. - Yeah. 86 00:04:47,746 --> 00:04:50,707 Jโ€œ take off, it's a beauty way to go I 87 00:04:50,874 --> 00:04:54,044 jโ€œ take off, to the great white north I 88 00:04:54,211 --> 00:04:57,339 jโ€œ take off, it's a beauty way to go... I 89 00:04:59,341 --> 00:05:01,421 we're going to die here. This car's going to kill us. 90 00:05:06,181 --> 00:05:08,099 There's no use! 91 00:05:08,266 --> 00:05:10,727 There's no controlling it! 92 00:05:10,894 --> 00:05:13,563 Hey, uh, I'm Pablo. 93 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:16,900 - Uh, what's your name? - Lacey! 94 00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:18,795 Listen, we're-we're going to figure all of this out. 95 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:21,363 Why is this happening to me?! 96 00:05:21,530 --> 00:05:23,406 Yeah, welcome to my world. 97 00:05:26,409 --> 00:05:28,203 Crushed it! 98 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:31,623 Huh? 99 00:05:33,083 --> 00:05:36,044 Dude, there's a chainsaw in my backseat. 100 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:38,755 Yeah, that's mine. 101 00:05:38,922 --> 00:05:40,549 What's it for? 102 00:05:40,715 --> 00:05:43,426 Um... ice sculpture? 103 00:05:46,513 --> 00:05:47,973 And the shotgun? 104 00:05:48,139 --> 00:05:49,766 Uh, that's mine, too. 105 00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:51,434 What's that for? 106 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:53,603 In case they don't pay for the ice sculpture. 107 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:55,230 - Oh. - Huh? 108 00:05:55,397 --> 00:05:56,398 Yeah. 109 00:05:58,733 --> 00:06:01,111 Wait. Oh, dude. No. 110 00:06:01,278 --> 00:06:04,072 You passed it, man. Mammary's is the other way! 111 00:06:04,239 --> 00:06:05,740 Uh, no, no, no. Chet, uh, hey. 112 00:06:05,907 --> 00:06:08,994 I just remembered that, uh, they had to close mammary Lane down. 113 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:11,746 - Huh? - Yeah, asbestos in the Poles. 114 00:06:11,913 --> 00:06:14,457 Chicks were getting, uh, rashes on their hoochie-ma-kooters. 115 00:06:14,624 --> 00:06:17,669 But, hey, don't sweat it. I got another place. 116 00:06:17,836 --> 00:06:21,006 Hey, Chet, uh, keep your eye out for the delta, can you? 117 00:06:21,172 --> 00:06:22,465 - Yeah. - On our way there? 118 00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:24,718 Yeah. 119 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:39,441 Where are the guns at? 120 00:06:44,696 --> 00:06:46,489 Impressive. 121 00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:49,200 Kelly: We weren't intending to stockpile an arsenal, 122 00:06:49,367 --> 00:06:51,953 but you know what they say, "when in Jacksonville"... 123 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:53,371 We got to move. 124 00:06:53,538 --> 00:06:56,625 In the time we've wasted, my spawn could have found the book. 125 00:06:56,791 --> 00:06:58,793 And if they've already raised baal... 126 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:01,504 What? 127 00:07:01,671 --> 00:07:04,674 Every time you talk about this "baal," 128 00:07:04,841 --> 00:07:07,844 you trail off, which is really annoying by the way, 129 00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:10,639 but it makes me think 130 00:07:10,805 --> 00:07:13,141 that you're hiding something. 131 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:18,146 I'm not hiding anything. 132 00:07:20,065 --> 00:07:21,983 It's just... 133 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:23,693 Baal has a power over me. 134 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:25,695 And not just me, everyone. 135 00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:27,989 Yeah, he's a demon. That makes sense. 136 00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:29,699 He's not a typical demon. 137 00:07:29,866 --> 00:07:32,410 Baal doesn't use brute force, he breeds paranoia. 138 00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:36,373 He-he gets into people's psyches, turning them against each other, 139 00:07:36,539 --> 00:07:38,416 until they annihilate themselves. 140 00:07:38,583 --> 00:07:40,710 Well, you sure can pick 'em. 141 00:07:40,877 --> 00:07:43,880 I didn't pick him, that's the point. 142 00:07:44,047 --> 00:07:47,384 He is seductive and he's manipulative. 143 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:49,928 You just can't resist him. 144 00:07:50,095 --> 00:07:53,723 And I'm afraid that if we do not get to my spawn before they raise baal, 145 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:55,934 I will not have the strength to fight him. 146 00:07:58,061 --> 00:07:59,437 You just think that way 147 00:07:59,604 --> 00:08:02,107 'cause you've been fighting alone for thousands of years. 148 00:08:02,273 --> 00:08:04,734 But now you got me, okay? 149 00:08:04,901 --> 00:08:08,029 I promise I will help you kill your spawn. 150 00:08:08,196 --> 00:08:10,782 Just tell me what we need to do. 151 00:08:12,909 --> 00:08:14,369 Oh, my god, no! 152 00:08:19,749 --> 00:08:22,669 - What the fuck is that?! - No way. 153 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:25,880 You?! 154 00:08:28,883 --> 00:08:30,468 Shit! 155 00:08:30,635 --> 00:08:33,054 Please make it stop! 156 00:08:33,221 --> 00:08:35,098 - Please make it stop! - You okay? 157 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:38,476 Forget her, Pablo! This is about you and me! 158 00:08:38,643 --> 00:08:40,163 What the hell is that thing? 159 00:08:40,311 --> 00:08:44,607 It's just a stupid book that talks and does evil things. 160 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:46,568 Pablo! 161 00:08:46,735 --> 00:08:47,944 Oh, shit! 162 00:08:48,111 --> 00:08:49,946 Book: Tell her the truth! 163 00:08:50,113 --> 00:08:52,949 Tell her our destinies are intertwined. 164 00:08:53,116 --> 00:08:57,454 That we're bound by the most powerful force imaginable. 165 00:08:57,620 --> 00:08:59,789 Embrace the truth, Pablo! 166 00:08:59,956 --> 00:09:01,332 Look at yourself! 167 00:09:03,293 --> 00:09:06,129 ' Lacey: Pablo, look out! 168 00:09:06,296 --> 00:09:08,006 Pablo! 169 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:41,498 Shit! 170 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:52,675 - Pablo! - Ash! 171 00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:55,011 I, uh, need you. 172 00:09:55,178 --> 00:09:56,513 - Whoa, whoa. - I'm scared. 173 00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:58,181 - I got you, bu - no! My. 174 00:09:58,348 --> 00:10:00,016 Shit! 175 00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:03,394 Jefe... 176 00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:05,688 Okay, I'm going to pull it out! Let's go for it. 177 00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:08,316 Okay. 178 00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:10,235 You ready? Hang on now. 179 00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:15,198 Okay, okay! 180 00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:16,675 - Can't help... not that way. - That's not going to work. 181 00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:18,284 Okay, hold on. 182 00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:41,182 Don't worry. 183 00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:44,269 It's okay. We got it worked out. 184 00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:46,729 All right? We're going to take care of this. 185 00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:49,274 What you need is some sleep. 186 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:52,443 You need to rest right over here in the trunk. 187 00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:53,903 It's really nice in there. 188 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:55,630 - So, Pablo... - Why in the trunk, jefe? 189 00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:57,240 - Because we have to. - No. 190 00:10:57,407 --> 00:10:59,409 I want you to trust me on this. 191 00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:01,995 There we go. Just get in the trunk. 192 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:06,791 Ah! No, no! 193 00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:09,252 - Jefe! No! Please! - You want to be free of that book? 194 00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:11,588 Then you get in the goddamn trunk! 195 00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:14,507 Okay. 196 00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:20,930 I'm sorry, jefe. Please! 197 00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:23,433 - See you on the other side, amigo. - No! 198 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,435 Lacey: Pablo? Hey! Pablo, get up! 199 00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:26,895 What are you doing? Get up! 200 00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:30,481 Somebody's following us. Someone is following us. 201 00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:33,234 - Chet, there it is! The delta. - Huh? 202 00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:40,200 - Chet, sit back. - What's that for? 203 00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:44,454 Oh! Sweet monkey Jesus, ash! 204 00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:47,415 - What's your problem?! - Take the wheel. 205 00:11:47,582 --> 00:11:49,918 - How do you think I feel? - Take the wheel! 206 00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:52,003 I'm going to take the wheel! 207 00:11:53,504 --> 00:11:55,965 - Chet, take the gun! - Okay, yeah. 208 00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:58,092 I got you! 209 00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:01,054 No! 210 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,472 Give me the gun! 211 00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:09,729 Lacey: He's going to shoot again! 212 00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:19,155 Whoa. 213 00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:22,450 Shit! 214 00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:24,285 Whoa. 215 00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:29,415 - What are you doing?! - What are you doing?! 216 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,170 All right, Chet, I got to come clean. 217 00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:37,131 We're-we're not going to a titty bar. 218 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,218 But... 219 00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:42,136 Then... 220 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:48,768 Where? 221 00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:50,311 - You want to know? - Yes. 222 00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:52,647 Okay, I'll give you the abridged version. 223 00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:54,691 - Good. - There's an evil book. 224 00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:57,193 It possessed my car, then it killed my dad. 225 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:58,920 There's little demons who want the book. 226 00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:01,155 I can't let them get that book, 'cause if they do, 227 00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:03,533 they'll use the book to summon a bigger demon. 228 00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:06,286 That's the whole story. 229 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,539 Okay, man. Come on. 230 00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:11,708 Let's kill us some demons! Yeah! 231 00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:13,584 No. Sorry, Chet. 232 00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:15,187 This is the end of the road for you. 233 00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:16,921 What? No, man. 234 00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:19,716 Come on, we're in it together till the wheels fall off, remember? 235 00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:21,884 There's some things a man has to do alone. 236 00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:24,178 Like what? 237 00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:25,972 Like drinking in the morning. 238 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,057 Like putting antifungal ointment on your... 239 00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:30,727 - Balls. - Yeah. You understand me, Chet. 240 00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:32,895 That's why you know I got to do this alone. 241 00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:35,898 I just got to get to the old smash 'em up, take care of business, 242 00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:37,505 and I'll catch you on the flip-flop. 243 00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:39,902 Wait a minute. The smash 'em up derby. 244 00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:41,279 Oh, I get it now! 245 00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:43,823 Yes, because it was there, in the delta, 246 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:46,409 where I first boned Lillian pendergrass. 247 00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:48,494 Oh, see, 'cause I thought it was because 248 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,121 that's where your dad got the delta, 249 00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:52,808 and then the delta came back to run him over as sort of a "cry for help," 250 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:56,169 and then it went back to the place where your dad originally got it, you know. 251 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,647 I guess it just jived with the whole cathartic symmetry of that. 252 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:01,090 Sort of a circle of life kind of a thing. 253 00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:03,676 Yeah, Chet, that could work, too. 254 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,404 Either way, I think the car's going there. 255 00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:06,988 - Can you drop me? - Shit, yes, brother. 256 00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:10,350 Bless your soul, Chet, you drunk driving angel. 257 00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:17,857 Jโ€œ it's a beauty way to go, take off... I 258 00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:20,109 - step on it, Chet! - Let's go! 259 00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:22,153 I take off, it's a... jโ€œ 260 00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:56,229 It smells like ash's trailer. 261 00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:59,482 My children have been nesting in here. 262 00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:01,651 Stop calling them that. 263 00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:03,903 They're not your children anymore. 264 00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:46,487 Ruby: I can feel them. 265 00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:06,591 Nope. 266 00:16:06,757 --> 00:16:08,217 Synthetic. 267 00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:11,053 From some cheap, imported rice burner. 268 00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:27,778 Pennzoil platinum. 269 00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:29,906 Heho, baby. 270 00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:32,992 Little overdue for a valve job. 271 00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:35,161 But you're close. 272 00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:39,433 So fucking dark in here. 273 00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:43,813 They could be anywhere. 274 00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:52,572 - Kelly! - Ah! 275 00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:00,329 Get out of the way! 276 00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:09,130 Ah, shit! 277 00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:15,636 _ - ash! 278 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,500 Mama. 279 00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:00,640 Shit! 280 00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:03,225 Oh, my god! Oh, my god! 281 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,304 Doors. Check your door! 282 00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:43,140 - It's open! - All right. 283 00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:44,934 - Come on. - Pablo! 284 00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:49,730 Pablo! Pablo! 285 00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:53,609 Whoa! 286 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,913 - Get off me! Go! - I'll get help! 287 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:15,673 Wait! Pablo, you can't do this! 288 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,967 There is another way. 289 00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:21,137 Cast me back to the dimension from which I came, 290 00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:23,139 and you get to live! 291 00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:36,152 - What the hell is that? - My word. 292 00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:38,904 Good girl. 293 00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:44,660 - Brock: All in the ass, son. - That you, pop?! Whoa! 294 00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:46,996 Got to clench those cheeks together, nice and tight. 295 00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:48,164 You want me to, what?! 296 00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:50,833 Get them so hard you could crack a walnut on them. 297 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,169 Okay! 298 00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:58,340 I'm doing it! I'm hard, dad! 299 00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:00,926 I'm hard! 300 00:21:22,865 --> 00:21:25,785 I gave you life, I can take it away. 301 00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:39,048 For what it's worth... 302 00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:40,925 I'm proud of you. 303 00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:52,144 - Ruby! - Kelly, the dagger! 304 00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:56,816 Kelly! The dagger! 305 00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:58,859 I got it! 306 00:22:17,545 --> 00:22:19,213 Hang on, Pablo! 307 00:22:20,714 --> 00:22:22,716 Okay, what do I have to do? 308 00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:25,261 Speak the word. 309 00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:27,221 Come on, baby! 310 00:22:27,388 --> 00:22:29,598 Don't make me do this! 311 00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:37,815 Pablo! 312 00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:45,114 No. Damn you to hell! 313 00:22:45,281 --> 00:22:47,741 "Amagi." 314 00:23:08,095 --> 00:23:10,848 Oh! 315 00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:48,427 That was the last of them. 316 00:23:49,887 --> 00:23:51,805 That was the last. 317 00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:14,161 What the hell is this? 318 00:24:14,328 --> 00:24:16,830 Uh, I don't know. 319 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,710 Jefe, this is it! 320 00:24:21,877 --> 00:24:24,588 This is how we cast the book to hell. 321 00:24:27,216 --> 00:24:31,387 Well, at this point, I mean, could things get any worse? 322 00:24:31,553 --> 00:24:33,973 Knock yourself out. 323 00:24:46,068 --> 00:24:48,988 ' What? 324 00:24:49,154 --> 00:24:51,323 Ruby, what's wrong? 325 00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:53,575 The necronomicon... 326 00:24:53,742 --> 00:24:55,285 It's gone. 327 00:24:55,452 --> 00:24:58,706 We got to move. 328 00:24:58,872 --> 00:25:01,750 Okay, looks like it worked. 329 00:25:01,917 --> 00:25:03,419 That's good enough for me. 330 00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:09,925 Come on, ash. 331 00:25:10,092 --> 00:25:12,052 Let's go home. 332 00:25:13,095 --> 00:25:15,431 Uh, at least we don't have to tow it anywhere. 333 00:25:15,597 --> 00:25:18,100 This is good a final resting place as any. 334 00:25:18,267 --> 00:25:19,977 Hey, you wash out your filthy mouth! 335 00:25:20,144 --> 00:25:23,772 I'm not going to get rid of that beautiful beast just because of a few dings. 336 00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:27,276 Uh, jefe, it was possessed, killed a bunch of kids, 337 00:25:27,443 --> 00:25:30,529 - and its trunk was a portal to hell. - Nothing a lube job wouldn't fix. 338 00:25:30,696 --> 00:25:33,115 Um, have you seen the hood? 339 00:25:33,282 --> 00:25:35,325 You drove your chainsaw right into its heart. 340 00:25:35,492 --> 00:25:36,535 I can buff that out. 341 00:25:36,702 --> 00:25:39,621 Pablo don't worry, before you know it, she'll be as good as new. 342 00:26:00,309 --> 00:26:02,853 Jโ€œ come on, feel the noise I 343 00:26:03,020 --> 00:26:06,190 jโ€œ girls, rock your boys jโ€œ 344 00:26:06,356 --> 00:26:09,401 I we get wild, wild, wild jโ€œ 345 00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:13,072 I we get wild, wild, wild jโ€œ 346 00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:16,658 I so come on, feel the noise I 347 00:26:16,825 --> 00:26:20,162 I girls, rock your boys I 348 00:26:20,329 --> 00:26:23,540 I we get wild, wild, wild I 349 00:26:23,707 --> 00:26:25,584 I and you know I 350 00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:39,848 I yeah I 351 00:26:42,017 --> 00:26:44,520 I so you think we have a lazy time I 352 00:26:44,686 --> 00:26:46,980 I well, you should know better I 353 00:26:48,023 --> 00:26:51,235 I and I don't know why I 354 00:26:51,401 --> 00:26:54,363 I I just don't know why I 355 00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:59,618 created by: A. 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