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Oh, god! Oh, god!
I'm in the butt!

2
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But I don't see the book.
Where is it?

3
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It's locked up in the delta,
safe and sound.

4
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I cannot believe you guys
jacked this from ashy slashy.

5
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Are you insane?

6
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"Misartra."

7
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What the fuck was that?!

8
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What is your genius plan
for getting the book back?

9
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And throw one of
our epic parties tonight.

10
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The kids who stole your car
will show up.

11
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Ruby: We might not be able
to find the book,

12
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but we can go after the ones
who are searching for it.

13
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- Mama.
- Then let's go kill your kids.

14
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Ash: What the rice and beans
is he doing here?

15
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Ah! Help!

16
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Believe it or not dad,
this is my dayjob.

17
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Ashy slashy's going to kill us all!

18
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Hey, relax! Everything's fine!

19
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Brock: My son is a hero.
You hear me? He's a hero!

20
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- You really mean that, dad?
- I was wrong.

21
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Ah, dad.

22
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You can't be dead now.

23
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Not after everything
we've been through,

24
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with all the bitterness
and the hatred and...

25
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And now we finally made peace
with each other.

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I'm so sorry, jefe.

27
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You're right, it's not fair.

28
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Fate is a cruel mistress, Pablo.

29
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Everyone I've ever loved
has been taken from me.

30
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Next time it's going to be you
or Kelly or Eli or...

31
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Well, no, that's pretty much it,
but one of you three.

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- No doubt about it.
- Don't worry.

33
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I'm done letting fate choose for me.

34
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From now on, I'm grabbing
the bull by the horns, jefe.

35
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Won't make a pube hair
of difference, Pablo.

36
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My advice, think of your life
as a good time, not a long time.

37
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- No, thank you.
- You're welcome.

38
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Well, pop,

39
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I guess it's time
to ride the pale horse

40
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up to the discount
hardware store in the sky.

41
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Pablo, you don't see another eyeball
around here, do you?

42
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But I think your plan worked.

43
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J“ baby, baby, baby I

44
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- those punks are gonna pay.
- I got this.

45
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Bull by the horns, jefe!

46
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Pablo!

47
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- No, it's not me! I swear to god!
- What the fuck is going...

48
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Get out of there!

49
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Ash! The delta, it's possessed!

50
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Possessed?

51
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No, no, no, no, no.

52
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Come on, baby, not you.

53
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I ...Feel the noise j“

54
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- j“ girls, rock your boys j“
- what are you doing?

55
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- J“ we get wild, wild... j“
- no.

56
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Back off! Not you.
Come on! Not the classic.

57
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You can't be possessed!

58
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- J“ come on, feel the noise j“
- not you!

59
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- J“ girls, rock your boys j“
- no!

60
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- No! No.
- J“ we get wild, wild, wild j“

61
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- Hey, Chet!
- Hey, man!

62
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- Hey, how you doing, buddy?
- Uh, yeah!

63
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Hey, listen, uh, I got to borrow
your wheels, is that cool?

64
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Mm. Absolutely.

65
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As long as we're going
down "mammary Lane."

66
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0h, sure.
We can reminisce later.

67
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No, mammary Lane?

68
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The titty bar!

69
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- Oh, mammary Lane!
- Remember?

70
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- Yeah!
- Sure, yeah, they got great lighting.

71
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Man, I love having you
back in town!

72
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Right. Hey, let's get going.
What do you say?

73
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Yeah, okay.

74
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And, oh, oh, shit.

75
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That's not the... oh, here.

76
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I got... no. Yeah, that's it.

77
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- That's the...
- Try that one.

78
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Okay, come on. Shit.

79
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- Oh!
- Hey, you know what?

80
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Chet, I got a great idea.

81
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If I drive, you can keep pounding
brewskies the whole time.

82
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- I can stay hydrated!
- Exactly.

83
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- Great idea.
- Yes! Okay!

84
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- Okay, go that way.
- Okay.

85
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- Here we go.
- Yeah.

86
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J“ take off,
it's a beauty way to go I

87
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j“ take off,
to the great white north I

88
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j“ take off,
it's a beauty way to go... I

89
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we're going to die here.
This car's going to kill us.

90
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There's no use!

91
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There's no controlling it!

92
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Hey, uh, I'm Pablo.

93
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- Uh, what's your name?
- Lacey!

94
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Listen, we're-we're going to
figure all of this out.

95
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Why is this happening to me?!

96
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Yeah, welcome to my world.

97
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Crushed it!

98
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Huh?

99
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Dude, there's a chainsaw
in my backseat.

100
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Yeah, that's mine.

101
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What's it for?

102
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Um... ice sculpture?

103
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And the shotgun?

104
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Uh, that's mine, too.

105
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What's that for?

106
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In case they don't pay
for the ice sculpture.

107
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- Oh.
- Huh?

108
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Yeah.

109
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Wait. Oh, dude. No.

110
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You passed it, man.
Mammary's is the other way!

111
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Uh, no, no, no. Chet, uh, hey.

112
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I just remembered that, uh,
they had to close mammary Lane down.

113
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- Huh?
- Yeah, asbestos in the Poles.

114
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Chicks were getting, uh,
rashes on their hoochie-ma-kooters.

115
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But, hey, don't sweat it.
I got another place.

116
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Hey, Chet, uh, keep your eye out
for the delta, can you?

117
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- Yeah.
- On our way there?

118
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Yeah.

119
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Where are the guns at?

120
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Impressive.

121
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Kelly: We weren't intending
to stockpile an arsenal,

122
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but you know what they say,
"when in Jacksonville"...

123
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We got to move.

124
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In the time we've wasted,
my spawn could have found the book.

125
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And if they've already raised baal...

126
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What?

127
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Every time
you talk about this "baal,"

128
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you trail off,
which is really annoying by the way,

129
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but it makes me think

130
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that you're hiding something.

131
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I'm not hiding anything.

132
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It's just...

133
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Baal has a power over me.

134
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And not just me, everyone.

135
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Yeah, he's a demon.
That makes sense.

136
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He's not a typical demon.

137
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Baal doesn't use brute force,
he breeds paranoia.

138
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He-he gets into people's psyches,
turning them against each other,

139
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until they annihilate themselves.

140
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Well, you sure can pick 'em.

141
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I didn't pick him,
that's the point.

142
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He is seductive
and he's manipulative.

143
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You just can't resist him.

144
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And I'm afraid that if we do not get to
my spawn before they raise baal,

145
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I will not have the strength
to fight him.

146
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You just think that way

147
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'cause you've been fighting alone
for thousands of years.

148
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But now you got me, okay?

149
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I promise I will help you
kill your spawn.

150
00:08:08,196 --> 00:08:10,782
Just tell me what we need to do.

151
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Oh, my god, no!

152
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- What the fuck is that?!
- No way.

153
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You?!

154
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Shit!

155
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Please make it stop!

156
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- Please make it stop!
- You okay?

157
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Forget her, Pablo!
This is about you and me!

158
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What the hell is that thing?

159
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It's just a stupid book
that talks and does evil things.

160
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Pablo!

161
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Oh, shit!

162
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Book: Tell her the truth!

163
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Tell her our destinies
are intertwined.

164
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That we're bound by
the most powerful force imaginable.

165
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Embrace the truth, Pablo!

166
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Look at yourself!

167
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' Lacey: Pablo, look out!

168
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Pablo!

169
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Shit!

170
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- Pablo!
- Ash!

171
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I, uh, need you.

172
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- Whoa, whoa.
- I'm scared.

173
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- I got you, bu - no! My.

174
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Shit!

175
00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:03,394
Jefe...

176
00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:05,688
Okay, I'm going to pull it out!
Let's go for it.

177
00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:08,316
Okay.

178
00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:10,235
You ready? Hang on now.

179
00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:15,198
Okay, okay!

180
00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:16,675
- Can't help... not that way.
- That's not going to work.

181
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Okay, hold on.

182
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Don't worry.

183
00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:44,269
It's okay. We got it worked out.

184
00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:46,729
All right?
We're going to take care of this.

185
00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:49,274
What you need is some sleep.

186
00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:52,443
You need to rest right over here
in the trunk.

187
00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:53,903
It's really nice in there.

188
00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:55,630
- So, Pablo...
- Why in the trunk, jefe?

189
00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:57,240
- Because we have to.
- No.

190
00:10:57,407 --> 00:10:59,409
I want you to trust me on this.

191
00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:01,995
There we go.
Just get in the trunk.

192
00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:06,791
Ah! No, no!

193
00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:09,252
- Jefe! No! Please!
- You want to be free of that book?

194
00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:11,588
Then you get in the goddamn trunk!

195
00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:14,507
Okay.

196
00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:20,930
I'm sorry, jefe. Please!

197
00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:23,433
- See you on the other side, amigo.
- No!

198
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,435
Lacey: Pablo? Hey!
Pablo, get up!

199
00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:26,895
What are you doing? Get up!

200
00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:30,481
Somebody's following us.
Someone is following us.

201
00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:33,234
- Chet, there it is! The delta.
- Huh?

202
00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:40,200
- Chet, sit back.
- What's that for?

203
00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:44,454
Oh! Sweet monkey Jesus, ash!

204
00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:47,415
- What's your problem?!
- Take the wheel.

205
00:11:47,582 --> 00:11:49,918
- How do you think I feel?
- Take the wheel!

206
00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:52,003
I'm going to take the wheel!

207
00:11:53,504 --> 00:11:55,965
- Chet, take the gun!
- Okay, yeah.

208
00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:58,092
I got you!

209
00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:01,054
No!

210
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,472
Give me the gun!

211
00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:09,729
Lacey:
He's going to shoot again!

212
00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:19,155
Whoa.

213
00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:22,450
Shit!

214
00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:24,285
Whoa.

215
00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:29,415
- What are you doing?!
- What are you doing?!

216
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,170
All right, Chet,
I got to come clean.

217
00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:37,131
We're-we're not going
to a titty bar.

218
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,218
But...

219
00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:42,136
Then...

220
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:48,768
Where?

221
00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:50,311
- You want to know?
- Yes.

222
00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:52,647
Okay, I'll give you
the abridged version.

223
00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:54,691
- Good.
- There's an evil book.

224
00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:57,193
It possessed my car,
then it killed my dad.

225
00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:58,920
There's little demons
who want the book.

226
00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:01,155
I can't let them get that book,
'cause if they do,

227
00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:03,533
they'll use the book
to summon a bigger demon.

228
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:06,286
That's the whole story.

229
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,539
Okay, man. Come on.

230
00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:11,708
Let's kill us some demons! Yeah!

231
00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:13,584
No. Sorry, Chet.

232
00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:15,187
This is the end of the road for you.

233
00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:16,921
What? No, man.

234
00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:19,716
Come on, we're in it together
till the wheels fall off, remember?

235
00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:21,884
There's some things
a man has to do alone.

236
00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:24,178
Like what?

237
00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:25,972
Like drinking in the morning.

238
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,057
Like putting antifungal
ointment on your...

239
00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:30,727
- Balls.
- Yeah. You understand me, Chet.

240
00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:32,895
That's why you know
I got to do this alone.

241
00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:35,898
I just got to get to the old smash 'em up,
take care of business,

242
00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:37,505
and I'll catch you on the flip-flop.

243
00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:39,902
Wait a minute.
The smash 'em up derby.

244
00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:41,279
Oh, I get it now!

245
00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:43,823
Yes, because it was there,
in the delta,

246
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:46,409
where I first boned
Lillian pendergrass.

247
00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:48,494
Oh, see, 'cause I thought
it was because

248
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,121
that's where your dad got the delta,

249
00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:52,808
and then the delta came back to
run him over as sort of a "cry for help,"

250
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:56,169
and then it went back to the place where
your dad originally got it, you know.

251
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I guess it just jived with
the whole cathartic symmetry of that.

252
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Sort of a circle of life
kind of a thing.

253
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Yeah, Chet,
that could work, too.

254
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Either way,
I think the car's going there.

255
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- Can you drop me?
- Shit, yes, brother.

256
00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:10,350
Bless your soul, Chet,
you drunk driving angel.

257
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J“ it's a beauty way to go,
take off... I

258
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- step on it, Chet!
- Let's go!

259
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I take off, it's a... j“

260
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:56,229
It smells like ash's trailer.

261
00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:59,482
My children have been
nesting in here.

262
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Stop calling them that.

263
00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:03,903
They're not your children anymore.

264
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Ruby: I can feel them.

265
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Nope.

266
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Synthetic.

267
00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:11,053
From some cheap,
imported rice burner.

268
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Pennzoil platinum.

269
00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:29,906
Heho, baby.

270
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Little overdue for a valve job.

271
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But you're close.

272
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So fucking dark in here.

273
00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:43,813
They could be anywhere.

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- Kelly!
- Ah!

275
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Get out of the way!

276
00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:09,130
Ah, shit!

277
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_ - ash!

278
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Mama.

279
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Shit!

280
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:03,225
Oh, my god! Oh, my god!

281
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Doors. Check your door!

282
00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:43,140
- It's open!
- All right.

283
00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:44,934
- Come on.
- Pablo!

284
00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:49,730
Pablo! Pablo!

285
00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:53,609
Whoa!

286
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,913
- Get off me! Go!
- I'll get help!

287
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:15,673
Wait! Pablo, you can't do this!

288
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,967
There is another way.

289
00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:21,137
Cast me back to the dimension
from which I came,

290
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and you get to live!

291
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:36,152
- What the hell is that?
- My word.

292
00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:38,904
Good girl.

293
00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:44,660
- Brock: All in the ass, son.
- That you, pop?! Whoa!

294
00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:46,996
Got to clench those cheeks
together, nice and tight.

295
00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:48,164
You want me to, what?!

296
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:50,833
Get them so hard you could
crack a walnut on them.

297
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,169
Okay!

298
00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:58,340
I'm doing it! I'm hard, dad!

299
00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:00,926
I'm hard!

300
00:21:22,865 --> 00:21:25,785
I gave you life,
I can take it away.

301
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:39,048
For what it's worth...

302
00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:40,925
I'm proud of you.

303
00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:52,144
- Ruby!
- Kelly, the dagger!

304
00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:56,816
Kelly! The dagger!

305
00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:58,859
I got it!

306
00:22:17,545 --> 00:22:19,213
Hang on, Pablo!

307
00:22:20,714 --> 00:22:22,716
Okay, what do I have to do?

308
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Speak the word.

309
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Come on, baby!

310
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Don't make me do this!

311
00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:37,815
Pablo!

312
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No. Damn you to hell!

313
00:22:45,281 --> 00:22:47,741
"Amagi."

314
00:23:08,095 --> 00:23:10,848
Oh!

315
00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:48,427
That was the last of them.

316
00:23:49,887 --> 00:23:51,805
That was the last.

317
00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:14,161
What the hell is this?

318
00:24:14,328 --> 00:24:16,830
Uh, I don't know.

319
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,710
Jefe, this is it!

320
00:24:21,877 --> 00:24:24,588
This is how we cast
the book to hell.

321
00:24:27,216 --> 00:24:31,387
Well, at this point, I mean,
could things get any worse?

322
00:24:31,553 --> 00:24:33,973
Knock yourself out.

323
00:24:46,068 --> 00:24:48,988
' What?

324
00:24:49,154 --> 00:24:51,323
Ruby, what's wrong?

325
00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:53,575
The necronomicon...

326
00:24:53,742 --> 00:24:55,285
It's gone.

327
00:24:55,452 --> 00:24:58,706
We got to move.

328
00:24:58,872 --> 00:25:01,750
Okay, looks like it worked.

329
00:25:01,917 --> 00:25:03,419
That's good enough for me.

330
00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:09,925
Come on, ash.

331
00:25:10,092 --> 00:25:12,052
Let's go home.

332
00:25:13,095 --> 00:25:15,431
Uh, at least we don't
have to tow it anywhere.

333
00:25:15,597 --> 00:25:18,100
This is good
a final resting place as any.

334
00:25:18,267 --> 00:25:19,977
Hey, you wash out
your filthy mouth!

335
00:25:20,144 --> 00:25:23,772
I'm not going to get rid of that beautiful
beast just because of a few dings.

336
00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:27,276
Uh, jefe, it was possessed,
killed a bunch of kids,

337
00:25:27,443 --> 00:25:30,529
- and its trunk was a portal to hell.
- Nothing a lube job wouldn't fix.

338
00:25:30,696 --> 00:25:33,115
Um, have you seen the hood?

339
00:25:33,282 --> 00:25:35,325
You drove your chainsaw
right into its heart.

340
00:25:35,492 --> 00:25:36,535
I can buff that out.

341
00:25:36,702 --> 00:25:39,621
Pablo don't worry, before you know it,
she'll be as good as new.

342
00:26:00,309 --> 00:26:02,853
J“ come on, feel the noise I

343
00:26:03,020 --> 00:26:06,190
j“ girls, rock your boys j“

344
00:26:06,356 --> 00:26:09,401
I we get wild, wild, wild j“

345
00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:13,072
I we get wild, wild, wild j“

346
00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:16,658
I so come on, feel the noise I

347
00:26:16,825 --> 00:26:20,162
I girls, rock your boys I

348
00:26:20,329 --> 00:26:23,540
I we get wild, wild, wild I

349
00:26:23,707 --> 00:26:25,584
I and you know I

350
00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:39,848
I yeah I

351
00:26:42,017 --> 00:26:44,520
I so you think we have a lazy time I

352
00:26:44,686 --> 00:26:46,980
I well, you should know better I

353
00:26:48,023 --> 00:26:51,235
I and I don't know why I

354
00:26:51,401 --> 00:26:54,363
I I just don't know why I

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