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[This program is intended for audiences aged 13 and over]

[It may contain explicit visuals, audio, and content;

viewers under the age of 13 should be advised]

Hey, are you okay?

Whoa!

JaneWill!

Hey, are you alright?

Hey, are you in there?

- Jane! - You haven't answered our calls or texts.

JaneWill!

Hey, are you okay?

Hello?

Hey!

- Hey! - JaneWill!

Oh, my...

Are you okay?

Look at you.

- Alright. - Let's get inside.

Come on, let me help you.

Move.

Come on.

Gosh, look at you.

Jeez, the shoes!

Oh, my God.

Why don't you put them away?

Come on.

You stink.

Jeez,

I bet you haven't even taken a shower.

Don't tell me...

you had alcohol last night.

It wouldn't be milk tea, would it?

Hey!

Stop getting on my nerves.

I'm just worried about you.

Well, I had a few drinks.

A few drinks,

and you're completely wasted.

If you'd had more than that,

I bet you would've run around naked.

Exactly.

Don't you think you're too fine now?

Why?

Wait,

you haven't seen the video, have you?

What video?

Video games?

Stop fooling around, will you?

That video of you and Dai is going viral now.

A video?!

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Wait...

This must be a dream within a dream.

Wake up! Wake up now!

Did you get this from my dream?

It's exactly like my dream last night.

Jeez, stop being silly.

What dream are you talking about?

You and Dai actually kissed.

It has over a thousand views now.

Oh, my...

Here.

See for yourself.

It hurts.

'Cause we're not in a dream.

Gosh...

The photo doesn't match.

Don't smile.

Now frown.

Are you serious?

Are you sure this isn't someone else's ID card?

You mean she looks too pale, right?

Here.

She looks exactly like the photo, right?

She just didn't have her makeup on, you know.

That's why she looked different.

Cheers!

[Nene, the fourth-year peer mentor]

Coming to a pub without drinking?

That's no fun at all, kid!

Come on,

she's just a freshman.

[France, the third-year peer mentor]

It's your first time at a pub, too, right?

That's right.

If you haven't tried alcohol before,

you'd better not try it here,

or you might get too drunk to make it home.

Don't worry about that, France.

Nene and I brought her here,

so we're taking care of her.

[Meen, the second-year peer mentor]

[Mommy]

Uh...

It's my mom.

Please excuse me for a moment.

I totally forgot I told her

I'd come home to get more clothes this week.

Yes?

What took you so long to pick up?

Were you asleep?

No,

I wasn't.

What is it, Mom?

I was gonna ask

what time you're coming home tomorrow.

If it's in the morning,

I'll make some shrimp porridge for you.

I think I'll be there around noon.

If it's at noon,

then what do you want for lunch?

Uh...

Anything's fine.

Uh,

- I'm sleepy now. - You took forever!

- Goodbye, Mom. - Sorry,

- my car broke down. - Wait, don't hang up yet.

Hurry.

Why am I hearing guys in your room?

No one's here.

It's probably the TV.

What channel are you watching?

It's...

I'm not sure,

but it's a wildlife documentary.

A wildlife documentary...

with guys and music?

Well...

I'm...

I'm...

I'm taking a music class in Thonglor, Mom!

What?!

You're out drinking with friends, aren't you?

No! They're my seniors.

Are they men or women?

Well, there are both of them.

I'm not drinking, though.

And they're very nice to me.

I'm completely safe, Mom.

I know you love me,

and I love you so much, too.

Don't stay out too late, okay?

Got it, Mom.

I'll text you as soon as I get to my room.

Jane's never been irresponsible.

I think you can trust her.

Dai?

JaneWill!

It's really you.

Aren't you too young?

How did you get in?

But that makeup...

makes you look older.

Do you smoke?

You don't like smokers, do you?

I don't mind people who smoke.

I just can't stand the smell.

My brother once got his heart broken

and started smoking like crazy.

He smoked all day. His lips turned dark, and he smelled terrible.

I couldn't handle it,

so I told him to quit.

Wait, why are you putting it out?

Because you don't like it.

It shouldn't matter to you.

We're not that close anyway.

I'm about to leave, too.

Well,

I was gonna quit anyway.

Good, then.

Right.

Dai...

Yes?

Can you stop calling me "JaneWill"?

What should I call you, then?

The Queen of FA?

Or should I call you by your student ID?

Just call me Jane.

Whoa...

That sounds even longer, no?

"Just call me Jane."

What's so funny?

Nothing.

Just thinking about it pisses me off.

If I'd known he was a flirt,

I wouldn't have let him smash me.

Smash?

What does that mean?

It means getting laid.

Sorry?

Hooking up, you know.

I'll show you.

This.

And this.

I get it now.

I slept with him, and now I'm sitting here crying.

A guy that cruel...

deserves to have his thing cut off!

I'll cut it off, snip, snip, snip.

Alright.

Bottoms up!

Come on.

Here's to my crappy boyfriend!

Cheers!

Drink up.

Should I?

Finish it off.

Finish it!

If you're hanging out with us,

you need to handle your liquor.

Drink!

That's enough, Nene.

She's just started.

Don't rush her.

Are you good, Jane?

If it's bitter,

mix it with some soda.

Come on.

It'll go down easier.

Bottoms up!

Bottoms up!

Come on.

- Yay! - Cheers!

Keep going.

Come on!

Calm yourself down!

So, how exactly did you go that far?

I have no idea.

The last thing I remember is I was drinking with my peer mentors.

What really surprised me...

is that outfit you wore to the pub.

It's so freaking white.

Like you were going to some kind of meditation.

Cake!

Aw, I'm sorry.

It's your fault for cracking me up.

I have to apologize to Dai.

Dai!

I'm sorry.

Hey, stop that.

Grown-ups don't cry.

Come on.

Let's drink.

Cheers!

That's enough, Jane.

Okie. This...

is my last shot.

One more!

One more.

One more.

One more.

One more!

One more.

You're talking in circles.

Will you ever finish the story?

That's all I can remember.

If you can't remember anything,

then how did you get back to your room?

Right.

How did I?

I don't remember that.

I'll just ask Meen.

She's probably still asleep.

I'll call her in the evening.

Do you think...

my mom's seen the video?

If you're worried about that,

let me handle it.

What are you doing?

Hi.

Hello?

Hello.

I'm a friend of the girl in the video.

Isn't she hot?

Whoa, look at that.

Hey.

Come here.

Have you seen this?

- What? - Look.

It's the campus queen.

Look at this.

Here.

The girl we can see clearly is an architecture sophomore.

She's so hot.

I know her.

Isn't she hot?

But the other girl...

I'm not sure if she's studying at Wonder University.

- Hey, Champ. - What?

Do you know her?

Do you?

Oh...

Hey, is your head okay?

It's okay. I'm fine.

Sorry.

Why does it matter?

Come on.

She's pretty, man.

She has nothing to do with us.

But she's pretty.

Look at your buddy.

Hey!

Why would you ask him?

You know he hates poking into people's stuff.

Am I really wrong for being curious?

Am I?

Look at him.

He's keeping things from me.

She's pretty hot, though.

Gosh, it's hot.

It is.

My eyes hurt.

- Cover? - Let's go.

Get in the shade.

We'll drop you here.

Yeah, right.

I'm leaving.

Will he really delete the video?

He definitely will.

He even said he was sorry.

He only posted it 'cause he thought it was cute.

Can we really trust him?

I know his number,

his social media, and even his address.

And I know he's studying at a university nearby.

If he doesn't delete it, I'll go to his home.

You're the best, huh?

- Well... - You love your friend...

more than anyone, huh?

- Of course. - But are you sure

you're doing this

for your friend

and not...

yourself?

Hey, come on.

I do love my friend, Waii,

but when it comes to guys... It happens,

you know.

Gosh, it's hot.

Don't worry, okay?

It's gonna be okay.

If you want anything,

text me.

Right.

We're leaving now.

Have some rest, alright?

- Bye-bye. - Can you be on your own?

Yeah, I can.

Alright, bye.

- See you. - Bye-bye.

Let's go.

Darin, check this out.

Too blurry.

That's what you get for sneaky filming.

Wait, so it's true?

It is, and that's me,

not my double.

Why?

Fine. If you're good, then it's nothing.

That's it, then.

Gosh,

why does it have to turn out this way?

I'm going crazy.

Oh, it's Dai.

What are you sorry for this time?

Why is she acting like she doesn't remember?

Is she testing me,

or is she so mad that she's being sarcastic?

I'm really sorry.

I didn't mean it.

[I'm really sorry]

[I didn't mean it]

I have no idea what's going on.

[I have no idea what's going on]

By the way,

do you happen to like donuts?

What? Why is she talking about something else now?

If it's edible,

it's my favorite.

Come help me finish these donuts.

I bought them on a buy-one-get-one deal,

but if I eat them all, I'll definitely gain weight.

Are you worried about gaining weight, too?

Give me some time to dress up.

I'm actually about to go home.

Have a seat, Jane.

Thank you.

Well...

I...

You can talk to me like you did last night.

It was cute.

I'm sorry I crossed the line, Gai!

It's Dai,

not Gai.

I'm sorry, Gai!

I'm Dai.

Calm down, okay?

I'm sorry...

Dai.

I must have upset you.

Really? Have you?

I have!

You haven't.

Yes, I have.

No, you haven't.

I have.

I kissed you when I was drunk.

That's not what happened.

You were drunk, told me I had beautiful eyes,

and then leaned in close.

That's all.

What did you just say?

What made you think you crossed the line?

Is it the video?

Isn't that the Queen of FA?

Looks like she's really drunk.

I think you're right.

I'll go check on her.

You have beautiful eyes,

gorgeous...

I wish I had eyes as beautiful as yours.

Hey, you can't film them. That's rude.

Why can't I?

It's kinda cute. Look.

JaneWill!

- We're sorry. - We're really sorry.

- Jane... Hey! - It's okay. I don't mind.

- We're really sorry. - It's okay.

Let's go.

- Jane... - We're really sorry.

Are you okay?

Oh, gosh.

You didn't cross any lines, Jane.

You were drunk

and told me,

"You have beautiful eyes, gorgeous.

I wish I had eyes as beautiful as yours."

You didn't do anything at all,

and you nearly puked on me.

Please excuse me.

I gotta go to a somtam place.

I'm craving somtam.

Aren't you going home anymore?

I'll go home first and then head there!

You're so cute, Jane.

Hey!

How come she's this wasted?

Come on.

Hurry!

Will they be okay?

Jane!

Hey, is your friend okay?

She's just drunk. Nothing serious.

Anything I can do to help?

We're good, sir.

It's her first time drinking, you know.

That's right.

At 19,

it's impressive how much she could drink.

When I had my first drink at 19,

I couldn't even walk straight home.

Okay...

Oh, that's our ride.

Nene, I'll take Jane to her dorm

and leave after that.

- Okay. - Sounds good?

Come on.

Get in, Jane.

- Make sure she gets to her room. - Help!

How old is that girl?

She's 19, sir.

I think you need to talk to the owner.

This way.

Okay.

Please.

- The owner? - Yes. This way.

Alright.

You puked on her?

Yeah.

- Come on. - You're amazing, sis.

- Look, - I can't.

what's so funny about it?

It's embarrassing.

Well, it is funny.

Wow, your first drink was memorable, huh?

Look,

as your brother, let me tell you this.

Next time you drink, don't mix soda with alcohol.

It goes down easy,

but it also hits you quickly.

What are you guys talking about?

You're being loud.

There's something funny, Mom.

Something funny?

What is it? Tell me about it.

It's not funny, Mom.

Let's go.

- What? - Let's cook me some food.

- What's with you? - I'm sick of them.

You had something just now.

I want an omelet.

Don't cook for them.

Honey!

We're about to have lunch,

and you're having a donut?

Oh, come on.

Put it down.

Well...

I mean,

I've been craving this.

I've told you several times to get me some,

but you never did!

Your blood sugar's gonna go up.

Didn't the doctor tell you to cut down on sugar?

Just a little won't hurt, Mom.

Right, Dad?

Just a little.

Whoa!

You're enjoying it, huh?

This is my favorite.

That's a big bite.

Look at you.

Here, sweetie.

This is 200 baht.

It's for the donuts.

Thanks, Dad.

So you won't run out of money for meals.

All the dishes have been served.

You can dig in now.

Jimmy, Junior, go ahead.

Mhm, sure.

Alright, let's eat, guys.

Can I have one, Dad?

Sure, take it.

- Have some. - It looks amazing.

Make sure you leave some for your sisters, too.

- Alright? - Got it.

Thanks.

I don't want any food now, honey.

- Gosh. - This is good.

It sure is.

Thanks.

Right, Junior,

when will you finally have time to translate my book?

Well,

I need two more weeks to finish my current project.

And the company's sending me a documentary script next,

so it'll take a while.

Whoa! Oh, come on!

Mine is just five pages.

And I'm not making you do it for free.

I'm paying you the same rate everyone else does.

I know,

but you gotta wait until it's your turn.

Fine, then. Alright.

What about you, Jimmy?

How's your job going, son?

It's just okay.

A white-collar job, you know. Clock in at 8,

clock out at 4.

No bonuses at all.

At least there's OT.

I'm actually kinda tired of it now.

I'll probably get a new job next year.

What?

What exactly is this new job?

If you don't have one yet, don't quit.

I heard it's hard to find a job these days.

Yeah.

Mom's right, son.

Jobs are hard to find now.

You'd better not quit

unless you've got a new job waiting, alright?

If you end up unemployed with no income,

you'll be in serious trouble, son.

My airline laid off almost a hundred employees last month.

Whoa...

I was just complaining.

I'm not actually quitting.

Guess I'll put up with it for now.

I don't want to rely on you for money again.

I'm not worried about that at all.

With four children,

even if we had to support you forever,

your dad could handle it.

What? Why only me, honey?

Well, you're the head of the family.

What?

You're our hero, Dad.

- Yay! - Yay!

That's right!

You're amazing, Dad.

Our hero!

I'm handling it all alone, huh?

Let's do this.

From the 200 earlier,

give me 100.

I'll keep it for Jimmy, for when he's unemployed.

- Hey! - Come on!

- Come on, Dad. - Gosh.

What's with him?

Give it to me.

Let's eat, kids.

Are you working tomorrow, Juss?

I'm off on Mondays this month.

Don't you have class tomorrow?

Why are you staying home tonight?

I've got one in the afternoon,

but the professor gave us an assignment,

so we don't have to go.

What's it like living in a dorm?

Well...

The first few nights were kinda lonely,

but now I'm starting to get used to it.

[Activity Schedule]

Here's the activity schedule for the kings and queens.

If you have any questions,

feel free to ask.

Gosh!

What's wrong? [Don't worry, guys]

[Last year's kings and queens will be your mentors]

This senior texted me saying

I have to join a 3-day, 2-night training camp.

That sounds fun.

It's not!

I don't want to go,

and I never cared about being the Queen of FA anyway.

This sucks.

Look at you.

People are dying to be the campus queen.

Don't worry.

What can you do?

They just couldn't resist your beauty.

More like my sense of humor.

If you knew how I actually got this title,

you'd definitely crack up.

Tell me about it.

- Wait! - Don't worry, guys.

Last year's kings and queens will be your mentors.

I hope Dai won't be going.

Please!

[Kings and Queens as Mentors at the Training Camp]

[Dai]

Gosh...

What's wrong?

Why the long face?

The senior I don't like is going too.

She must be my karmic enemy or something.

I can't get away from her no matter where I go.

Look at you.

Hello.

Hi, Ava.

Are you in class?

Yeah, but class is almost over.

Which building are you in?

The faculty building.

So,

I want to apologize to you.

For what?

Well,

today's your birthday,

but...

something urgent came up,

and I might have to go home to Phetchaburi.

Can we celebrate your birthday later?

Yeah, sure.

Okay.

- Hey, Nam. - Yeah?

Have you seen Ava?

I haven't.

She told me her class was in this building, though.

Yeah, but it's in the afternoon.

Have you brought everything?

Sunscreen,

skincare,

foundation,

lip balm...

Bring lots of lipstick shades, okay?

Juss has already taken care of that.

I'm just worried you won't look your best

since the other queens will be there too.

You need to look perfect, flawless,

and outstanding, okay?

Let me see our faculty's queen.

Oh, right.

I bought you this snack.

Take it to Pattaya with you.

Hey.

- Yes? - We're going to Pattaya,

not up a mountain.

If we need something, we can just buy it there.

No need to pack so much.

You just don't get how girls are.

Whenever we go on trips, we bring a lot of stuff.

I don't get that.

- Is it sweet? - Yeah.

But you're sweeter.

I'll open this if you don't stop me.

What?

Hey,

look at them.

I think they should just get a room.

You're right.

This is a public space.

They have no shame at all.

Is there anything sweeter than you?

Why did you have to lie to me?

You also lied to me about having to go home.

I just wanted to surprise you.

This is Porshe, and we're dating.

Don't ask any questions.

Basically, just stop seeing me.

Is it over now?

Let's cuddle.

- I want some cake. - Do you?

- Yeah. - Should we order one?

Well,

I won't bother you anymore.

Happy birthday.

I feel bad for him.

Looks like he lost to a lesbian.

The scent of the sea just smells so refreshing.

Exactly. I rarely get to come to the beach.

Open your eyes. It's rainin'.

Can't say if it's still gon' be fun.

Welcome, kids!

Welcome, guys!

Follow me this way.

- Hi. - Hi.

Welcome!

Come on!

Let's go!

Hello, everyone.

Alright, it's time to assign rooms.

Two people per room,

and we'll draw lots.

Queens go with queens, and kings go with kings.

Next up, I'll have Professor Erika Barbara

tell you what to do.

In case you're wondering why you can't choose your roommate,

it's because we've got ten bonus points

for social skills,

and the seniors

will be keeping an eye on you during this camp.

Yuphin,

- Yes? - get the jar.

Now let Darin draw some names.

Baiplu and Namwan!

Baiplu and Namwan are staying together.

Aoeng-aoey and...

Pearmai!

Aoeng-aoey and Pearmai are staying together.

JaneWill!

And Dear!

Wow! I'm glad you're my roommate, JaneWill.

JaneWill and Dear are staying together.

That's right.

Now that you know your roommate,

I'll show you the room.

- Come on. Get up. - Alright.

Next, I'll draw the kings' names.

Alright.

Okay. Here we go.

First, Khunphaen and Ice.

Oh, damn.

I ain't got my charger on me.

You mind if I hold yours for a lil' minute?

Sorry?

Hold what for a lil' minute?

I mean,

I forgot my charger.

Can I borrow yours for a bit?

Wait, no. For some time.

Oh...

You mean this charger,

right?

Thanks.

It's actually nice that I get to share a room with her.

Gives me the perfect chance to ask about Dai.

What?

Nothing.

Hey, Dear.

Do you ever talk to Dai?

Pretty often, like a few times a week.

A few times...

I see.

Has she ever told you whether she hates anyone right now?

Well...

I don't know nothin' 'bout that.

I ain't feelin' it, so...

What did she mean she didn't know nothin'?

And she ain't feelin' it?

What did she mean?

It must be some sort of secret.

What? Why you lookin' at me like that?

I was waiting for you to finish.

No, that's it.

I'm done talkin'.

You're done?

Yeah.

That's not true.

She ended her sentence with "so..."

I'm sure she almost let something slip for sure,

but someone must've told her to keep quiet.

I knew Dai was sneaky.

She's the ultimate villain.

I made you egg fried rice. It's on the table.

Egg fried rice again?

There's also a stuffed omelet.

So, what are you making?

Fried boiled eggs with tamarind sauce.

Why is everything eggs, Mom?

Do you have anything else?

We're gonna end up malnourished.

There's clear soup with tofu.

I added some eggs, though,

to make it taste better.

Today's a holy day,

so I want us to skip meat.

It's a way to make merit

and keep animals from being killed.

- Sadhu. - Sadhu.

I'm off to work.

Eat before you go, sweetie.

I've made plenty of yummy dishes.

They're all eggs.

I must go now, or I'll be late.

You guys can have it all, Jimmy and Junior.

Don't save any for me.

Bye.

I wonder how Jane's doing at the beach.

You should call her, then.

Junior, give her a call.

Okay.

Hi Mom.

How are you doing? Is the room okay?

Who's your roommate?

The room's great, Mom.

My roommate is Dear,

the Queen of Architecture I told you about.

Is your room close to the beach?

Yes, Mom. It's right by the beach.

JaneWill!

I've gotta go, Mom.

- JaneWill! - They need me.

What is it?

- Let's go. - Come on.

Hey,

did you already get a job?

Why are you dressed like a flight attendant?

Are you working for an airline?

I am.

No way.

Airlines only hire women.

They'd never hire you.

Look,

where I work

has nothing to do with you.

- Jane... - Mom!

So you're calling me nosy?!

You're a pervert, and now you're talking back?

You should go to work, sweetie.

Goodbye.

How did you raise your kid

to be so disrespectful?!

Probably the way your mom raised you.

And just so you know,

if you don't leave my daughter alone,

I'll sue you for defamation.

Section 393 states what, Jimmy?

Whoever insults or verbally humiliates another person,

causing shame or hatred,

shall be imprisoned for no more than one month

or fined for no more than ten thousand baht,

or both, ma'am.

If you wish to speak, do so.

Junior, record a video.

Okay.

Easy, Mom.

Let's go inside.

♫Every time you are near, I feel at ease♫

[Directed by SUEASIAM STUDIO]

You don't like my guts either, do you?

I heard she has a love rival right now.

Milk helps with spice, you know.

The thing you're curious about,

why don't you just ask Dai yourself?