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Previously on Pushing Daisies:
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- You only got a minute.
- I know.
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What if you didn't have to be dead?
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You touch murder victims,
ask who killed them.
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Touch them again,
they go back to being dead.
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- Collect the reward?
- Nobody can know.
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- I can't hug you?
- You can't touch me.
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So a kiss is out of the question?
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Who's the funny girl stuck to Ned?
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Childhood sweetheart.
He digs her in a way he doesn't dig you.
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Thank you for bringing me back.
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People aren't used to this. Issues
of morality. How come she's not dead?
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You can't see your aunts.
It'd be a disaster.
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The pie smells delicious.
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- We recently lost our niece.
- Your niece? Charlotte Charles is dead?
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Presently?
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At this very moment
in the town of North Thrush...
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...young Ned was...
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...lonely.
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Unable to make friends
at the Longborough School for Boys...
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...he often found himself
playing alone...
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...with nothing but memories
of happier times to keep his company.
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What young Ned did not realize...
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...was that beyond the meadow
and under the same orange sky...
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...someone he loved
was remembering him.
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His dog, Digby.
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In fact, three days prior,
Digby had made a decision.
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Wearied by his own loneliness
back in Couer d'Couers...
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...and sensing his master's sorrow,
Digby set out on a mission.
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Uncertain as to his exact destination...
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...he ventured
into the great unknown...
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...guided only by the compass
of his heart.
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Despite numerous distractions...
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...Digby was determined
to find young Ned...
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...the boy who had given him
a second chance at life...
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...and who was his best friend.
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Upon doing so, Digby proved
that love can overcome any obstacle.
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The reunion was bittersweet,
however...
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...as they instantly remembered
the restrictions of their friendship.
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They could not touch...
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...or Digby would die.
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Still, it was enough.
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That day, Digby vowed he would
never again allow himself...
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...to be separated from his master.
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The Pie-Maker did not wish
to be separated from Chuck...
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...who in turn did not wish
to be separated...
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...from her aunts Lily and Vivian...
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...who continued to be challenged
by social phobias.
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Unbeknownst to the Pie-Maker...
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...Chuck secretly baked homeopathic
mood enhancers into pies for her aunts...
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...hoping that a slice a day
would herbally lift their spirits.
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Oh, you're up early.
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Um... Oh, I couldn't sleep.
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- Lumpy mattress?
- Lumpy dreams.
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Which are more vivid
than before I died.
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Isn't that interesting?
Just one of those little things.
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What are those?
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Oh, I, uh...
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...got bit.
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Those are bee stings.
How'd you get stung by so many bees?
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What happened to the bees
that stung you? That's suicide.
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Not in this case,
they sort of stung me...
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...died, then they flew away again.
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And some other bees died.
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Do you think their honey
tastes different because they died?
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Wouldn't that be interesting?
Just one of those little things?
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I wanna show you something.
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- Bees.
- Your bees.
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My bees, you mean...?
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No, not those bees. New bees.
Technically, still your bees...
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...just not the bees that you knew.
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- But I'm sure they're equally nice.
- Mm.
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You realize beekeeping within
city limits is completely illegal.
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Yes. And I'm almost sure I don't care.
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Well, I could not care enough
for the both of us.
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We can plant wildflowers
on rooftops...
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...and be unorthodox
urban honey pioneers.
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Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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If I could hug you right now,
I know that I can't, but...
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Just know that I want to.
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I do.
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As Chuck considered her future
as an unorthodox urban honey pioneer...
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...Olive Snook considered how
the man she loved...
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...seemed to be in love
with someone else.
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Her affection
for the Pie-Maker had not wavered...
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...despite the romantic threat
of a dead girl...
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...who wasn't dead.
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I didn't know you could do that.
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On the contrary...
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...Olive's resolve had only increased
since the realization that Chuck indeed...
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- ...was supposed to be dead.
- Good morning.
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Olive assumed Chuck
had faked her own death.
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She would keep the secret for now...
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...as Chuck kept her secret
from the Pie-Maker.
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There's a pie in my oven.
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Oh, uh, that's mine. I was practicing.
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It smells like cheese. Is that quiche?
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I baked monastery gouda into the crust.
Tart apple filling.
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I thought I'd try it.
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You know what would be delicious?
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Pear with Gruyére crust.
Bet that'd be real good.
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Yeah, it would.
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Unbeknownst to Chuck,
Olive understood...
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...the deliciousness
of pear and Gruyère.
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- Thank you.
- Because she secretly delivered...
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...that first mood-enhancing pie
to Aunts Lily and Vivian...
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...as she would deliver this one.
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But not before a collision occurred.
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Oh. I think she's dead.
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- Can you feel a heartbeat?
- I don't do heartbeats.
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They feel like this.
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Come here.
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Thump-thump. Thump-thump.
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Is that a dead bird? Throw that away.
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It's swimming with disease
and you serve food.
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Don't be such a drama queen.
It doesn't look diseased.
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It's dead and it's a bird. It's diseased.
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Oh! It's a miracle bird.
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It's swimming in miracles,
not disease.
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- Maybe I should hold it.
- Really? Do you have to?
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She's obviously been through a lot.
She seems happy to be here.
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Having brought a dead thing
back to life...
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...the Pie-Maker fretted over
who or what would pay for that life...
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...with its own.
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- She lost her wing.
- Doesn't seem to be in any pain.
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She's not. Probably not.
What do I know? I'm not a bird.
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- Pigeon.
- Pigeon. Uh, pigeon-toed as a child...
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- ...but orthopedic shoes solved that.
- Yeah.
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What is the rate of exchange
on a bird?
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Because if it's equal to or greater
than mine, I need to get back to my car.
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I'm more concerned for that squirrel.
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Oh.
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Don't you worry,
I know just what to do with you.
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I recently made the acquaintance
of bird lovers, I'll consult them.
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Olive was referring
to Aunts Lily and Vivian.
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Really? I used to know
a pair of bird lovers.
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Chuck also referred
to Aunts Lily and Vivian.
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Used to? Did they die?
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Death was involved.
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How unfortunate.
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They were both so busy referring
and inferring...
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...they failed to notice
that 60 seconds had passed.
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The Pie-Maker could not afford
such a luxury.
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It's raining dead birds.
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What's going on up there?
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What was going on up there
was this:
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An out-of-control crop-duster
crashed headfirst...
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...into the Broadview
luxury apartment complex...
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...killing the pilot instantly.
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His body was catapulted
out of the cockpit...
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...and into the living room
of one Conrad Fitch.
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Does this...?
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Does this qualify
as ambulance chasing?
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I'm asking without judgment.
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If you're asking without judgment,
then yes, it does.
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- Look for body bags.
- That's not our thing.
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Your thing is waking dead people.
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My thing is finding dead people
for you to wake up.
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Ooh. Found one.
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Why can't we just be here
as concerned citizens?
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Because big daddy needs
some new yarn.
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Just because there's a body
doesn't mean you get paid.
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Just because there's vodka
doesn't mean I have to drink it.
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- Wait. Yes, it does.
- He's not wrong.
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Plane crashes, could mean a civil suit,
negligence, pain and suffering...
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- ...negligent pain and...
- Chuck fostered her love of the law...
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...by volunteering as a stay-at-home
juror for a paraplegicjudge.
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"We, the jury,
find the defendant guilty."
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Oh, I'm sorry. Oops!
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Unable to catch Chuck
when she fell...
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...the Pie-Maker was forced
to step aside...
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...allowing another man to catch her.
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Thank you.
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Forgive the mess.
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The maid comes tomorrow.
I guess I should cancel that.
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- Do you live here?
- Till very recently.
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Can you put her down, please?
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At least your collection
of nautical plates survived.
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- Those were Franklin Mint.
- Oh.
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- Sorry.
- No, it's okay. I'll be okay.
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I was feeling like I needed
to simplify my life anyway.
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Chuck's heart went out to the man
with the plane in his living room...
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...despite the Pie-Maker
wanting her heart for himself.
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Suddenly, ambulance-chasing
didn't seem like a bad idea.
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- Ahem. Ambulance is leaving.
- Go ahead. I'm gonna stay.
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- See if there's anything I can do.
- He's fine.
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His day can only improve. Dead pilot
probably has lots of last wishes.
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Like maybe he wished
he'd have turned left.
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- You don't need me.
- She's got a point.
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- But...
- Don't argue with the woman.
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We got a dead guy to talk to.
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The facts were these:
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One Bradan Caden,
an agricultural aviator...
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...was 53 years, 21 weeks, five days,
six hours and 19 minutes old...
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...when his crop-duster collided with the
Broadview luxury apartment complex.
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It was 17 minutes after the collision...
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...when Mr. Caden's insurance agent
had already rejected the claim...
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...on his life policy
before the claim was even made.
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You see the way he just
swept in there?
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- So?
- I don't sweep. I'm not a sweeper.
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- It's a little showy.
- It's a lot showy.
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What's a rooftop full of bees compared
to someone who can catch her? I can't.
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Can't suck on her toes neither.
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Some women like that.
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Bradan Caden's wife, Becky,
believed her husband...
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...was not suicidal
and was, in fact, a happy man.
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He was a happy man. These insurance
people making assumptions...
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- ...about a person's disposition.
- One should never assume.
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An insurance agent can't speak
to the deceased's state of mind.
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They didn't know the deceased.
You did.
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Pardon me, I couldn't help but overhear.
I believe I could be helpful.
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May I have a word with you?
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Why are you bothering this woman?
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You and that white boy got
some kind of shifty going on?
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I don't know what, but you're shifty.
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I'm here as a concerned citizen.
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You making a dime,
concerned citizen?
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- Maybe one or two to rub together.
- Well, then...
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Flies land on me, they pay rent.
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Ahem. Excuse me, I'm just gonna...
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You're the fellow
that jumped on my plane?
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No. A fellow jumped on your plane?
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- I was hijacked.
- Is that why your plane crashed?
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Oh, yes, sirree.
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Mr. Caden.
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I was dusting soy beans,
or getting ready to...
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...when dippy in a prison
jumpsuit climbed aboard.
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Dippy was on board
when you crashed?
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You're the only dead dippy...
Body they found.
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Then dippy's not dead. Lucky him.
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- What in the hell...?
- The plane was hijacked.
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How'd you come by that?
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DNA-ish.
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Olive Snook came to Couer d'Couers
on a wing and a prayer.
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With a gilded cage housing
the mono-winged bird in one hand...
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...and a pie box in the other, she set
out to expose Charlotte Charles...
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...also known as Chuck,
as a faker of deaths.
238
00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:44,158
Mm-hm.
239
00:13:44,325 --> 00:13:45,743
It's a carrier pigeon.
240
00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:48,370
Diseases or messages?
241
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:53,000
- Both.
- A bird with gossip, how exciting.
242
00:13:53,167 --> 00:13:55,294
Do you open other people's mail?
243
00:13:55,461 --> 00:13:57,629
Who's the people,
and how hard is it to open?
244
00:13:59,590 --> 00:14:01,675
I don't know where that came from.
245
00:14:01,842 --> 00:14:04,553
- What's gotten into you?
- What's gotten into you?
246
00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:09,183
What had gotten into both of them
was their niece's homeopathic pie.
247
00:14:09,350 --> 00:14:13,771
As with any mood stabilizer, moods
were a bit inconsistent at the start.
248
00:14:13,937 --> 00:14:15,522
Do you think you can fix her?
249
00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:17,900
She'll only go out there
and get hurt again.
250
00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:19,902
Coyotes will have their way with her.
251
00:14:20,110 --> 00:14:21,904
But she was meant to fly.
252
00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:25,657
She needs to fulfill her destiny
and deliver that message.
253
00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:28,160
A bird that stalks down
his narrow cage...
254
00:14:28,327 --> 00:14:31,580
...can seldom see
through his bars of rage.
255
00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:36,627
It wouldn't hurt to try.
256
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:38,796
That's the spirit.
257
00:14:39,463 --> 00:14:42,049
And once we fix Pidge,
we can celebrate...
258
00:14:42,216 --> 00:14:44,593
...by taking a trip to the Pie Hole.
259
00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:47,429
It's a nifty spot
with lots of interesting folks.
260
00:14:47,846 --> 00:14:49,848
You never know
who you might run into.
261
00:14:50,015 --> 00:14:53,560
With that,
Olive Snook set her plan in motion.
262
00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:57,147
Why would we go out for pie
when you just brought us one?
263
00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:00,734
I'll think of a reason.
264
00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:04,863
While Olive Snook considered how
to get Lily and Vivian out of their rut...
265
00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:08,200
...the Pie-Maker was considering
worst-case scenarios.
266
00:15:08,367 --> 00:15:10,452
Not only for a rogue hijacker...
267
00:15:10,661 --> 00:15:13,455
...who he had been hired
to find by Becky Caden...
268
00:15:13,664 --> 00:15:17,501
...but for Chuck and the man who caught
her in a way the Pie-Maker never could.
269
00:15:17,668 --> 00:15:19,670
They're not here. This is bad.
270
00:15:19,837 --> 00:15:21,505
Well, maybe they went for a stroll.
271
00:15:21,672 --> 00:15:23,132
That would not make it better.
272
00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:26,135
What's worse? The two of them
locked in a hijacker's car...
273
00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:28,095
...or sipping mimosas
in a hotel room?
274
00:15:28,262 --> 00:15:30,848
I'm not a fan of either scenario.
What's that smell?
275
00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:33,725
- I thought it might be your cologne.
- Who wears cologne?
276
00:15:33,892 --> 00:15:36,103
I wear cologne.
277
00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:39,440
Look.
278
00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:42,359
They had coffee.
279
00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:46,697
Oh... There's something bad in there.
280
00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:51,452
- Aah!
- Mm-mm.
281
00:15:51,702 --> 00:15:54,163
- Is that the hijacker?
- What kind of fool hijacker...
282
00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:57,082
...hides himself in the damn
coffee table?
283
00:16:04,756 --> 00:16:05,966
Damn.
284
00:16:06,592 --> 00:16:08,927
So cramped, I feel like I'm stuffed
in a trunk.
285
00:16:09,094 --> 00:16:12,264
- You are stuffed in a trunk.
- Don't contradict an old man.
286
00:16:12,431 --> 00:16:13,932
Did you hijack that plane?
287
00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:15,267
What plane?
288
00:16:15,434 --> 00:16:17,936
Oh, hell's fire, that thing flew
into my apartment.
289
00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:19,438
This is your apartment?
290
00:16:19,605 --> 00:16:21,398
What did I just say?
291
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:24,401
There I was,
enjoying my daily prunes...
292
00:16:24,568 --> 00:16:27,029
...and the psyllium powder
and hoping for the best.
293
00:16:27,237 --> 00:16:29,198
Suddenly I see that thing
flying at me.
294
00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:31,909
If this is your apartment,
then who is Conrad?
295
00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:33,994
What is this, the idiot brigade?
296
00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:35,913
Hello.
297
00:16:36,872 --> 00:16:38,540
Oh.
298
00:16:41,585 --> 00:16:42,836
Do you like pie?
299
00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:45,464
It'd be criminal not to like pie.
300
00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:49,218
Everything I am...
301
00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:51,428
...everything I was...
302
00:16:51,595 --> 00:16:55,265
...everything that represented me
as a human being was in there.
303
00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:56,975
I have to start over.
304
00:16:57,142 --> 00:16:58,977
I lost everything once. And you know...
305
00:16:59,144 --> 00:17:01,104
Did a plane fly into your living room?
306
00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:02,356
- No.
- Or was it arson?
307
00:17:02,523 --> 00:17:05,901
No, it was something else,
but I felt a queer thrill of opportunity.
308
00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:07,194
To get new stuff?
309
00:17:07,361 --> 00:17:09,321
To let go of everything I didn't like...
310
00:17:09,488 --> 00:17:12,032
...and to hold on to everything about me
that I did.
311
00:17:12,491 --> 00:17:14,368
Well, I've just met you, but I...
312
00:17:14,535 --> 00:17:18,288
...can't imagine anything about you
that isn't something to like.
313
00:17:19,331 --> 00:17:22,876
Chuck's first thought was to quickly
pull her hand away.
314
00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:27,714
Her second thought was how nice it felt
to have someone hold her hand.
315
00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:31,051
Oh, I'm sorry.
316
00:17:31,552 --> 00:17:34,096
Was that your boyfriend
back there?
317
00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:36,807
The one who took a step back
to let you fall?
318
00:17:36,974 --> 00:17:41,186
He didn't let me fall. It was actually
a very affectionate gesture. In context.
319
00:17:41,353 --> 00:17:44,314
If it was only the Pie-Maker's hand.
320
00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:47,234
Can I ask you a small favor?
321
00:17:48,944 --> 00:17:50,988
Would you hold my hand
just for a moment?
322
00:17:51,154 --> 00:17:54,324
But don't say anything,
and I'm gonna close my eyes.
323
00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:58,036
All right.
324
00:18:12,884 --> 00:18:17,889
In that moment, Chuck was holding
the Pie-Maker's hand.
325
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:22,185
- If only by proxy.
- Ahem.
326
00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:30,068
It was the proxy
that concerned the Pie-Maker.
327
00:18:30,235 --> 00:18:31,778
I gotta pee.
328
00:18:33,572 --> 00:18:35,407
- How did it go?
- Where did he go?
329
00:18:35,574 --> 00:18:38,243
Conrad? He was going
to the bathroom.
330
00:18:38,869 --> 00:18:40,871
He's not Conrad, he's the hijacker.
331
00:18:42,205 --> 00:18:44,291
He's going to the bathroom
in my kitchen.
332
00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:46,209
Boy, miss one trip to the morgue.
333
00:19:08,649 --> 00:19:10,984
Is this the hand you were holding?
334
00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:20,452
Well, he's a big fibber, isn't he?
335
00:19:20,619 --> 00:19:23,580
A big fibber whose hand you
were holding. What's that about?
336
00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:26,416
I was... If you must know...
337
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:29,544
...I was pretending
I was holding your hand.
338
00:19:29,711 --> 00:19:31,588
Is that supposed
to make me feel better?
339
00:19:31,755 --> 00:19:33,256
Well, yeah.
340
00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:37,427
On one hand it does. On the other hand,
the hand you were holding, it doesn't.
341
00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:40,430
- Ned, he's an escaped convict.
- You didn't know that.
342
00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:43,225
Not only is he an escaped convict,
he's a hijacker...
343
00:19:43,392 --> 00:19:46,812
...who's prevented thousands
of crops from being airily fertilized.
344
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:49,439
And he stuffed
a surly old dead guy in a trunk.
345
00:19:49,606 --> 00:19:52,109
I'm not saying he isn't guilty,
and not saying I am.
346
00:19:52,275 --> 00:19:54,277
I'm just saying that it's not about him.
347
00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:57,823
No, it's about our client, Becky Caden.
The woman your man widowed...
348
00:19:58,031 --> 00:20:01,118
...when he decided to crop dust
someone's living room.
349
00:20:01,451 --> 00:20:02,953
Did you catch him?
350
00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:04,746
That one-armed bitch was speedy.
351
00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:06,957
But I checked with my people
at the prison.
352
00:20:07,124 --> 00:20:09,000
You got people? That's so neat.
353
00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:11,086
- Did you find out anything good?
- Yes.
354
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:13,046
And we're gonna need shovels.
355
00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:17,968
Emerson Cod had learned three things.
356
00:20:18,135 --> 00:20:21,138
First, the man they knew
as Conrad Fitch...
357
00:20:21,304 --> 00:20:23,974
...was actually one Lemuel Weinger...
358
00:20:24,141 --> 00:20:28,437
...a low-level employee
of a company called Ornin Energy.
359
00:20:28,603 --> 00:20:31,815
Second,
Ornin was an energy-based corporation...
360
00:20:31,982 --> 00:20:38,447
...known for several types of trading:
plastics, steel and insider.
361
00:20:38,822 --> 00:20:41,450
The latter cost Lemuel his right hand.
362
00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:48,498
It also cost him his freedom.
363
00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:53,837
Third, during his incarceration,
Lemuel became known as Lefty Lem.
364
00:20:54,004 --> 00:20:57,507
A name given to him
by his cellmate, Jackson Lucas...
365
00:20:57,674 --> 00:21:01,178
...an infamous diamond thief
whose final escapade resulted...
366
00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:04,473
...in a buried treasure that was never
recovered.
367
00:21:11,521 --> 00:21:14,316
Even after he died.
368
00:21:14,483 --> 00:21:17,319
He ended up in a prison graveyard
with his secret.
369
00:21:17,486 --> 00:21:22,157
Oh, so Lefty Lem was a white-collar
criminal. That makes much more sense.
370
00:21:23,366 --> 00:21:25,118
Oh, thank you.
371
00:21:25,368 --> 00:21:27,037
Gonna get paid once by the widow...
372
00:21:27,204 --> 00:21:29,748
...when we prove her husband's
death wasn't suicide.
373
00:21:29,915 --> 00:21:31,917
Dead bodies always lead to paydays.
374
00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:35,837
- Yeah, yeah. Vodka in the freezer.
- Gonna get paid twice by the feds...
375
00:21:36,004 --> 00:21:39,257
...when they give us the reward
for kicking Lefty back to the clink.
376
00:21:39,424 --> 00:21:40,884
Looking forward to that.
377
00:21:41,051 --> 00:21:45,055
And we'll get paid thrice by finding
Jackson's buried booty. Heh-heh.
378
00:21:46,056 --> 00:21:47,265
Hey.
379
00:21:47,766 --> 00:21:49,142
Hey.
380
00:21:51,770 --> 00:21:53,855
Come to papa.
381
00:21:58,902 --> 00:22:00,445
You might wanna avert your eyes.
382
00:22:00,654 --> 00:22:02,697
There's a chance
he'll be on the dewy side.
383
00:22:02,864 --> 00:22:05,075
Damn. I hate dewy.
384
00:22:05,242 --> 00:22:07,035
Are you mad at me?
385
00:22:07,577 --> 00:22:08,912
Why would I be mad?
386
00:22:09,079 --> 00:22:11,414
For holding someone's hand
that wasn't yours.
387
00:22:11,581 --> 00:22:13,959
Seriously, in a prison graveyard.
388
00:22:14,167 --> 00:22:16,586
That's where you're gonna have
this conversation?
389
00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:20,465
You should, uh, breathe
through your mouths.
390
00:22:27,764 --> 00:22:30,934
- I would have preferred more eyeball.
- Just touch the damn thing.
391
00:22:31,101 --> 00:22:32,769
- No, wait.
- For what?
392
00:22:33,687 --> 00:22:35,564
A little dignity.
393
00:22:40,569 --> 00:22:42,070
Thanks.
394
00:22:47,576 --> 00:22:49,786
I can't see anything. Am I blind?
395
00:22:49,953 --> 00:22:52,789
Good news is you're not blind.
Bad news is you're dead.
396
00:22:52,956 --> 00:22:55,458
Makes blind seem like
a walk in the park, doesn't it?
397
00:22:55,625 --> 00:22:58,962
- Where'd you bury your loot, Jack?
- Ha!
398
00:22:59,129 --> 00:23:01,089
- Why should I tell you?
- Good karma.
399
00:23:01,256 --> 00:23:03,091
It's like currency in the afterlife.
400
00:23:05,218 --> 00:23:09,431
The old windmill on the VonRoenn farm,
at the bottom of the stairs.
401
00:23:09,639 --> 00:23:12,142
- How much that worth?
- Plenty. Ask him about Lefty.
402
00:23:12,309 --> 00:23:14,477
Did you tell him where you buried it?
403
00:23:14,644 --> 00:23:16,187
Of course I did.
404
00:23:16,354 --> 00:23:17,647
I owed him that much.
405
00:23:18,231 --> 00:23:19,482
What did you owe him for?
406
00:23:19,649 --> 00:23:21,484
Keeping the fire alive.
407
00:23:23,361 --> 00:23:25,655
All right, we got a windmill to find.
408
00:23:26,031 --> 00:23:27,991
Chuck's fire may not be alive...
409
00:23:28,158 --> 00:23:31,369
...as far as her aunts
Lillian and Vivian were concerned.
410
00:23:31,536 --> 00:23:34,331
But Olive was doing her best
to reignite it.
411
00:23:34,497 --> 00:23:35,832
Brackets.
412
00:23:35,999 --> 00:23:37,626
Brackets.
413
00:23:37,792 --> 00:23:39,127
- Ribbon.
- Ribbon.
414
00:23:39,836 --> 00:23:42,297
- Bejeweler.
- Bejeweler.
415
00:23:44,674 --> 00:23:46,217
Can I do one?
416
00:23:46,384 --> 00:23:47,510
Maybe the last one.
417
00:23:48,011 --> 00:23:51,139
If you like, we could bejewel
Pidge's birdhouse when we're done.
418
00:23:51,306 --> 00:23:53,183
Pidge's house is only temporary.
419
00:23:53,350 --> 00:23:56,019
No sense in bejeweling an empty home,
is there, Pidge?
420
00:23:56,186 --> 00:23:58,521
There's something so sad
about an empty birdhouse.
421
00:23:58,772 --> 00:24:00,315
When one of our birds dies...
422
00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:02,984
...we taxiderm it,
put it right back on its perch.
423
00:24:03,151 --> 00:24:05,654
Vivian does wonders
with sand and thread.
424
00:24:05,820 --> 00:24:08,865
And little marble eyes.
It's like our birds never left at all.
425
00:24:09,532 --> 00:24:12,327
You can't put everything
back on its perch.
426
00:24:13,495 --> 00:24:17,165
Must've been all kinds of horrible
for you when Charlotte left.
427
00:24:17,540 --> 00:24:20,377
She didn't leave. She died.
428
00:24:20,543 --> 00:24:25,590
And no amount of sand or thread or little
marble eyes will ever bring her back.
429
00:24:26,049 --> 00:24:31,346
But Olive didn't need sand or thread
or little marble eyes to bring Chuck back.
430
00:24:31,513 --> 00:24:34,099
She needed a confluence of events.
431
00:24:34,307 --> 00:24:35,725
Wing.
432
00:24:36,559 --> 00:24:39,312
And she was about to get one.
433
00:24:42,107 --> 00:24:43,566
Wing.
434
00:24:45,068 --> 00:24:46,444
Can I do the last bejewel?
435
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:49,239
I already did it.
436
00:24:52,575 --> 00:24:53,910
Oh...
437
00:24:55,954 --> 00:24:57,914
What do you think, Pidge?
438
00:24:58,081 --> 00:25:00,417
And while Olive, the aunts and Pidge...
439
00:25:00,583 --> 00:25:03,712
...looked forward to the next step
in theirjourney...
440
00:25:04,921 --> 00:25:08,299
...anotherjourney had reached
a dead end.
441
00:25:08,466 --> 00:25:10,385
Is she dead?
442
00:25:11,094 --> 00:25:14,264
Lefty Lem has officially
taken the lead.
443
00:25:17,851 --> 00:25:20,270
- You think fake Conrad killed her?
- Occam's razor.
444
00:25:20,437 --> 00:25:23,398
All things equal, the simplest solution
tends to be the best.
445
00:25:23,565 --> 00:25:25,608
I believed that until
you brought me back.
446
00:25:25,775 --> 00:25:27,777
Kind of screws the theory.
447
00:25:38,580 --> 00:25:41,958
Maybe your finger
needs a new battery. Let me try.
448
00:25:42,876 --> 00:25:43,960
Ow.
449
00:25:44,419 --> 00:25:45,962
- He did it.
- He did it.
450
00:25:46,463 --> 00:25:49,799
I must have dozed off again.
Uh, can I help you?
451
00:25:50,300 --> 00:25:53,136
We're looking for a windmill.
A VanRoenn variety windmill.
452
00:25:53,303 --> 00:25:56,389
Oh, that's funny.
A young man was just in here...
453
00:25:56,556 --> 00:25:58,391
...asking about the VanRoenn mill.
454
00:25:58,558 --> 00:26:00,435
Didn't happen to have one arm,
did he?
455
00:26:00,602 --> 00:26:02,604
- As a matter of fact, he did.
- Occam's.
456
00:26:02,771 --> 00:26:04,647
- Bless you.
- Thank you.
457
00:26:04,814 --> 00:26:08,485
The windmill. What happened to it?
Raised, wrecked, rebuilt, removed?
458
00:26:08,693 --> 00:26:11,946
Retired. No farm, no use.
459
00:26:12,113 --> 00:26:15,241
Got shipped off to NARM
some 20 years ago.
460
00:26:15,658 --> 00:26:18,328
Why send it to 'Nam?
Did the Vietnamese need windmills?
461
00:26:18,495 --> 00:26:21,331
NARM. National Area of Retired Mills.
462
00:26:21,498 --> 00:26:26,628
VanRoenn Mill has been preserved
for an historical landmark.
463
00:26:26,795 --> 00:26:29,839
I have a map here. Ha-ha-ha.
464
00:26:34,344 --> 00:26:37,013
Now, that's narcoleptic.
Necrophiliac's the other one.
465
00:26:37,222 --> 00:26:38,640
Yeah.
466
00:26:38,807 --> 00:26:40,475
Armed with a new plan...
467
00:26:40,642 --> 00:26:45,188
...the Pie-Maker and associates left
the narcoleptic curator to her dreams.
468
00:26:45,355 --> 00:26:47,482
Meanwhile, back in Couer d'Couers...
469
00:26:47,649 --> 00:26:50,693
...a tiny friend was planning
her own escape.
470
00:26:50,860 --> 00:26:54,447
Olive's disdain for Chuck
was split in two.
471
00:26:54,614 --> 00:26:56,699
One for stealing
the Pie-Maker's heart...
472
00:26:56,866 --> 00:26:58,701
...the other for breaking the aunts'.
473
00:26:58,868 --> 00:27:00,870
You know you wanna read
Pidge's message.
474
00:27:01,037 --> 00:27:03,540
Lily would be so displeased.
475
00:27:04,999 --> 00:27:07,127
There was an incident.
476
00:27:07,293 --> 00:27:13,216
I read something that I shouldn't have,
and then life went horribly awry.
477
00:27:13,383 --> 00:27:15,885
Lily never forgave me.
She said she did...
478
00:27:16,052 --> 00:27:17,512
...but she didn't.
479
00:27:17,887 --> 00:27:19,013
Well...
480
00:27:19,180 --> 00:27:21,641
Now, I'm more interested in that story.
481
00:27:22,308 --> 00:27:25,770
- Let's put Pidge back into her house.
- Pidge has left the building.
482
00:27:26,646 --> 00:27:28,022
I'm sorry.
483
00:27:28,189 --> 00:27:31,025
I'm sorry her empty birdhouse
makes you sad.
484
00:27:31,568 --> 00:27:34,362
Maybe you could fill it
with all your Charlotte sadness...
485
00:27:34,529 --> 00:27:36,906
...and hang it in a special place
in your soul.
486
00:27:37,782 --> 00:27:41,870
That's an awfully sad birdhouse
to have hanging in one's soul.
487
00:27:42,036 --> 00:27:44,080
Hang it someplace
you don't have to see it.
488
00:27:45,582 --> 00:27:47,083
Won't always be sad.
489
00:27:47,292 --> 00:27:50,086
It'll be the happiest little birdhouse
when you're ready.
490
00:27:50,253 --> 00:27:53,047
Make a little birdhouse in your soul.
491
00:27:53,506 --> 00:27:55,008
Don't encourage her.
492
00:27:57,385 --> 00:27:59,512
I think she looks divine.
493
00:28:08,438 --> 00:28:12,025
- Son of a bitch.
- Wait. You forgot your message. Pidge.
494
00:28:12,525 --> 00:28:15,945
Pidge, wait. You forgot your message.
495
00:28:16,321 --> 00:28:19,032
As the aunts watched Olive
scream for help...
496
00:28:19,199 --> 00:28:20,533
Pidge.
497
00:28:20,700 --> 00:28:21,784
Help me.
498
00:28:21,951 --> 00:28:24,078
...they considered their
own birdcage...
499
00:28:24,245 --> 00:28:27,707
...and wondered if they were ready
to leave it behind.
500
00:28:28,249 --> 00:28:30,627
A few miles away...
501
00:28:31,461 --> 00:28:33,796
...looking out across the fields
and hills...
502
00:28:33,963 --> 00:28:37,967
...a beautiful woman named Elsita
waited for the man she loved...
503
00:28:38,134 --> 00:28:39,886
...to make her heart complete.
504
00:28:41,471 --> 00:28:46,226
Little did she know
Lefty Lem was already on his way.
505
00:28:46,392 --> 00:28:47,852
What the hell do you want?
506
00:28:48,728 --> 00:28:51,272
I'm from the Papen County
Historical Society.
507
00:28:51,439 --> 00:28:53,483
We'd like to photograph
these premises...
508
00:28:53,650 --> 00:28:57,403
...for our 87th annual Mills of the Wind
Papen County collector's calendar.
509
00:28:57,570 --> 00:28:58,655
Where's your camera?
510
00:28:59,781 --> 00:29:01,449
It's in the car.
511
00:29:01,616 --> 00:29:03,284
You're lying.
512
00:29:03,451 --> 00:29:04,744
But I'm bored.
513
00:29:17,548 --> 00:29:19,384
I'm your only friend
514
00:29:19,550 --> 00:29:21,261
I'm not your only friend
515
00:29:21,427 --> 00:29:23,638
But I'm a little glowing friend
516
00:29:23,805 --> 00:29:28,476
But really I'm not actually your friend
But I am
517
00:29:28,643 --> 00:29:31,062
Blue canary in the outlet
By the light switch
518
00:29:31,229 --> 00:29:33,731
Who watches over you
519
00:29:33,898 --> 00:29:38,820
- Make a little birdhouse in your soul
- Not to put too fine a point on it
520
00:29:38,987 --> 00:29:41,656
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
521
00:29:41,823 --> 00:29:47,704
- Make a little birdhouse in your soul
- Make a little birdhouse in your soul
522
00:29:47,870 --> 00:29:51,291
Never mind the singing,
keep your eye on that bird.
523
00:29:56,087 --> 00:29:57,171
You know our problem?
524
00:29:57,338 --> 00:30:00,883
If you're referring to the touching,
I see it as more of an obstacle.
525
00:30:01,050 --> 00:30:03,303
- It's big.
- Not compared to our other problems.
526
00:30:03,469 --> 00:30:05,972
- We've got other problems?
- I'm gonna kill myself.
527
00:30:06,556 --> 00:30:08,474
There's so much
I'm learning about you.
528
00:30:08,641 --> 00:30:09,892
Such as?
529
00:30:10,059 --> 00:30:12,645
- You're a romantic.
- When the mood strikes.
530
00:30:12,812 --> 00:30:15,356
- You're jealous.
- Everyone's a little jealous.
531
00:30:15,523 --> 00:30:18,109
If you're not a little jealous,
you're probably...
532
00:30:19,694 --> 00:30:22,822
- Can we not talk about this?
- The answer to your query is yes.
533
00:30:22,989 --> 00:30:24,907
No, actually, I wanna talk about this.
534
00:30:25,074 --> 00:30:28,411
I could let it go. It will come back.
Which I wouldn't call annoying.
535
00:30:28,578 --> 00:30:31,622
But there's no great way of saying
half-annoying, which it is.
536
00:30:31,789 --> 00:30:35,251
See? Isn't this neat? Here we were
thinking we had one big problem...
537
00:30:35,418 --> 00:30:39,255
...when we have hundreds of
little problems that we gotta sort out...
538
00:30:39,422 --> 00:30:42,216
...which means we're like everybody else
in the world.
539
00:30:43,134 --> 00:30:45,219
Except I still can't catch you.
540
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:50,308
Yeah, we're taking two cars next time.
541
00:30:52,185 --> 00:30:53,311
That's a big ax.
542
00:30:53,478 --> 00:30:55,271
I'm not gonna hurt you, I promise.
543
00:30:55,438 --> 00:30:58,358
This is, uh,
just a precautionary measure.
544
00:30:59,150 --> 00:31:02,362
Wouldn't it be easier if you put
the ax down then tied the rope?
545
00:31:08,993 --> 00:31:11,162
It's funny, you really are
a one-armed bandit.
546
00:31:11,329 --> 00:31:12,955
Your name's not McClappin, is it?
547
00:31:13,122 --> 00:31:14,791
- As in the sound of one hand...
- No.
548
00:31:15,958 --> 00:31:17,293
Because names are destiny.
549
00:31:17,460 --> 00:31:20,088
If you think Dwayne Cloggin
ain't gonna be a plumber...
550
00:31:20,254 --> 00:31:21,798
...then you just think again.
551
00:31:21,964 --> 00:31:25,510
Oh, no, you didn't use bows
to tie me up, did you?
552
00:31:25,676 --> 00:31:27,720
You take a hostage
like you tie sneakers.
553
00:31:27,887 --> 00:31:30,431
- What is your problem?
- Well.
554
00:31:30,598 --> 00:31:33,643
I was born into the life
of windmillery...
555
00:31:34,268 --> 00:31:36,020
Are you gonna listen or knock?
556
00:31:36,187 --> 00:31:39,816
I'm listening. You were born
into the life of windmillery.
557
00:31:39,982 --> 00:31:42,777
Always waiting on wind to show up
so you can start work...
558
00:31:42,944 --> 00:31:44,404
...and I'm no good at waiting.
559
00:31:44,570 --> 00:31:45,988
I'm tired of it.
560
00:31:46,322 --> 00:31:49,659
You sure it was the wind
that you were a-waiting for?
561
00:31:51,744 --> 00:31:53,079
Did you just say "a-waiting"?
562
00:31:53,246 --> 00:31:55,581
If you're mimicking me,
I'll be out of these...
563
00:31:55,748 --> 00:31:59,293
- ...faster than a snake through weeds.
- I wasn't thinking and I apologize.
564
00:31:59,710 --> 00:32:00,795
It's just...
565
00:32:00,962 --> 00:32:03,673
I have a lot on my mind
and I'm in a bit of a rush.
566
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:06,050
Oh, where are you rushing to?
567
00:32:08,219 --> 00:32:10,054
I don't really know yet.
568
00:32:10,763 --> 00:32:13,307
Well, maybe you better figure that out.
569
00:32:18,980 --> 00:32:20,356
Go back to your knocking. Ahem.
570
00:32:30,908 --> 00:32:34,162
Come on, Pidge. You can do it.
571
00:32:34,328 --> 00:32:36,372
Not even a breeze to help poor Pidge.
572
00:32:36,539 --> 00:32:39,000
Which is kind of ironic,
given the surroundings.
573
00:32:39,167 --> 00:32:41,043
Pidge! Come on!
574
00:32:41,210 --> 00:32:43,087
The pigeon, growing fatigued...
575
00:32:43,254 --> 00:32:45,339
...with each flap
ofher taxidermy wing...
576
00:32:45,506 --> 00:32:47,550
...knew something the others did not.
577
00:32:49,177 --> 00:32:51,596
Herjourney was almost complete.
578
00:32:56,309 --> 00:32:57,727
What was that?
579
00:32:57,894 --> 00:32:59,937
It's my bird.
580
00:33:04,150 --> 00:33:05,276
Oh...
581
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:08,654
- That's my bird.
- What are you on about?
582
00:33:08,821 --> 00:33:11,741
- It's my bird.
- I'll prove it. I wrote the note.
583
00:33:12,116 --> 00:33:13,576
Where's the note?
584
00:33:13,743 --> 00:33:16,412
Hello. Can I get my bird back,
please?
585
00:33:16,579 --> 00:33:17,747
- Your bird?
- Your bird?
586
00:33:17,914 --> 00:33:19,832
Yes, my bird. She's a carrier pigeon.
587
00:33:19,999 --> 00:33:23,211
She has a message and she has
to carry it. It's what she does.
588
00:33:23,377 --> 00:33:25,213
That's my message.
589
00:33:27,048 --> 00:33:29,967
- Elsa?
- I'm Elsita. Jackson?
590
00:33:30,968 --> 00:33:32,136
I'm Lem.
591
00:33:32,553 --> 00:33:33,679
Elsa was my mama.
592
00:33:33,846 --> 00:33:35,890
Jackson was my prison bunkmate.
593
00:33:36,057 --> 00:33:37,934
Is bunkmates a euphemism for...?
594
00:33:38,100 --> 00:33:39,769
Not in this case, ma'am.
595
00:33:40,228 --> 00:33:43,147
There was bitter chill in the air
the night Jackson Lucas...
596
00:33:43,314 --> 00:33:45,691
...found refuge in
the VanRoenn windmill.
597
00:33:45,858 --> 00:33:50,196
Already five days on the lam,
he knew the police were closing in.
598
00:33:50,363 --> 00:33:54,534
To preserve his dreams of one day
owning an art gallery in Mexico...
599
00:33:54,700 --> 00:33:57,286
...Jackson decided to bury
his stolen treasure...
600
00:33:57,453 --> 00:34:00,164
...in the staircase of the seemingly
abandoned property.
601
00:34:02,583 --> 00:34:06,045
His heart stopped, however,
when he saw an angelic creature...
602
00:34:06,212 --> 00:34:07,755
...descending the stairs.
603
00:34:08,339 --> 00:34:11,634
Her name was Elsa
and this was her windmill.
604
00:34:11,801 --> 00:34:13,135
My name is Elsa.
605
00:34:13,761 --> 00:34:15,596
This is my windmill.
606
00:34:15,763 --> 00:34:17,974
It was love at first sight.
607
00:34:18,140 --> 00:34:21,686
Knowing he had very little time left,
he kissed her.
608
00:34:21,852 --> 00:34:24,230
It was a perfect moment.
609
00:34:25,690 --> 00:34:28,609
The next moment was not.
610
00:34:32,863 --> 00:34:34,615
I'll write you.
611
00:34:34,782 --> 00:34:37,118
Elsa kept true to her word.
612
00:34:37,285 --> 00:34:39,453
For the next 20 years,
she and Jackson...
613
00:34:39,620 --> 00:34:42,290
...continued their love affair
by correspondence.
614
00:34:42,456 --> 00:34:44,750
Letters sent to and fro with the help...
615
00:34:44,917 --> 00:34:48,796
...of her virtually untraceable
carrier pigeon.
616
00:34:48,963 --> 00:34:54,218
Until the day Jackson knew he would
no longer be able to keep his promise.
617
00:34:54,385 --> 00:34:58,139
Someone else would have to do it
for him.
618
00:34:58,931 --> 00:35:01,976
After Jackson died,
I started to plan my escape.
619
00:35:02,393 --> 00:35:03,936
It took me two years.
620
00:35:04,103 --> 00:35:06,981
And all that time,
I kept writing to Elsa.
621
00:35:07,148 --> 00:35:09,191
At first, out of loyalty to the man...
622
00:35:09,358 --> 00:35:13,321
...who taught me the ropes in prison.
But after a while...
623
00:35:13,487 --> 00:35:15,698
...I started to develop...
624
00:35:15,865 --> 00:35:17,116
A condition?
625
00:35:17,533 --> 00:35:18,784
For Elsa.
626
00:35:18,951 --> 00:35:20,620
Least I thought it was Elsa.
627
00:35:20,995 --> 00:35:24,665
Mama made me swear on her deathbed
that I'd never stop writing to Jackson.
628
00:35:24,832 --> 00:35:27,126
Said it would break his heart
to learn she died.
629
00:35:27,293 --> 00:35:29,629
But each letter was more beautiful
than the last.
630
00:35:29,795 --> 00:35:32,006
And I found myself
looking forward to them.
631
00:35:32,173 --> 00:35:34,300
Your letters were beautiful too.
632
00:35:34,467 --> 00:35:36,469
What's the big whoop?
633
00:35:37,011 --> 00:35:39,263
Pidge brought them together.
634
00:35:39,430 --> 00:35:40,765
How did she lose her wing?
635
00:35:41,098 --> 00:35:44,060
Took her with me on the plane
when I busted out of prison.
636
00:35:44,226 --> 00:35:48,147
She flew out the window after takeoff
and went right through the propeller.
637
00:35:48,314 --> 00:35:50,107
Oh... Pidge crashed the plane.
638
00:35:50,483 --> 00:35:51,859
Oh, Pidge.
639
00:35:52,026 --> 00:35:54,987
- What happened to the diamonds?
- Diamonds?
640
00:36:03,079 --> 00:36:04,914
Holy crap.
641
00:36:05,081 --> 00:36:06,374
Holy crap.
642
00:36:06,874 --> 00:36:08,376
Huh.
643
00:36:13,089 --> 00:36:16,008
Now, now. Let's not panic.
I'm sure it's just the mailman.
644
00:36:16,425 --> 00:36:19,178
Or a windmill-to-windmill salesman.
645
00:36:19,345 --> 00:36:20,721
Let me handle it.
646
00:36:26,519 --> 00:36:30,022
As Olive peeped through
the peephole, it occurred to her...
647
00:36:30,189 --> 00:36:33,526
...that while the carrier pigeon
was safe inside the windmill...
648
00:36:33,693 --> 00:36:36,821
...the same could not be said
for the sitting duck...
649
00:36:36,987 --> 00:36:38,948
...currently waiting on the doorstep.
650
00:36:52,253 --> 00:36:55,214
This was the moment Olive Snook
had been waiting for.
651
00:36:55,381 --> 00:36:59,176
She need only open the door
to expose Chuck's deceit to the aunts...
652
00:36:59,343 --> 00:37:01,429
...and the Pie-Maker could be hers.
653
00:37:01,595 --> 00:37:04,557
It was everything Olive wanted.
654
00:37:04,724 --> 00:37:06,434
And yet...
655
00:37:07,893 --> 00:37:10,271
She knew that the aunts
would be traumatized...
656
00:37:10,438 --> 00:37:14,692
...by the discovery that the late
Charlotte Charles was late no more.
657
00:37:15,067 --> 00:37:18,779
In that moment, Olive felt
the angry fire in her heart...
658
00:37:18,946 --> 00:37:21,699
...extinguished by a light breeze.
659
00:37:21,866 --> 00:37:24,744
She had grown fond
of Lily and Vivian...
660
00:37:24,910 --> 00:37:27,621
...and could not bring herself
to hurt them.
661
00:37:35,671 --> 00:37:36,756
Afternoon, gang.
662
00:37:37,173 --> 00:37:39,008
- Olive?
- What are you doing here?
663
00:37:39,175 --> 00:37:41,802
Pie delivery. Tart apple, I believe.
664
00:37:41,969 --> 00:37:45,431
With those two words, Chuck knew.
665
00:37:46,474 --> 00:37:49,643
Her aunts were inside.
666
00:37:49,810 --> 00:37:51,896
- Olive...
- If you know what's good for you...
667
00:37:52,062 --> 00:37:54,106
...and I think you do,
give me two minutes.
668
00:37:54,273 --> 00:37:55,775
- What for?
- Okay.
669
00:37:55,941 --> 00:37:57,401
Goody then.
670
00:38:01,739 --> 00:38:02,948
Who was it?
671
00:38:03,115 --> 00:38:05,743
Wrong mill. Must happen a lot
around here, huh?
672
00:38:06,452 --> 00:38:09,497
Anyway, I feel awful that we've
taken up so much of your day.
673
00:38:09,663 --> 00:38:10,873
We should be going.
674
00:38:11,290 --> 00:38:13,375
Uh, do you mind
if we use the back door?
675
00:38:13,542 --> 00:38:16,045
I just wanted to peek at your garden
on the way out.
676
00:38:16,212 --> 00:38:18,881
Thanks. Bye.
677
00:38:21,300 --> 00:38:22,384
- Ned?
- Hmm?
678
00:38:22,551 --> 00:38:25,387
Remember I told you all the things
I'd learned about you?
679
00:38:25,554 --> 00:38:28,224
Jealous, romantic, jealous.
Felt I had to say it twice.
680
00:38:28,390 --> 00:38:32,269
Well, now might be a good time to write
all the things you learned about me.
681
00:38:32,436 --> 00:38:35,606
- Why?
- Well, that way, if stuff happens...
682
00:38:36,190 --> 00:38:39,276
- ...just remember the list.
- Time's up.
683
00:38:39,443 --> 00:38:42,530
Well, now, wasn't that a nice outing?
684
00:38:42,696 --> 00:38:43,906
I could use a drink.
685
00:38:44,073 --> 00:38:47,701
Young people depress Lily
because she's afraid of dying.
686
00:38:47,868 --> 00:38:50,579
As Lily wondered whether she
was afraid of dying...
687
00:38:50,746 --> 00:38:52,832
...or simply missed feeling alive...
688
00:38:52,998 --> 00:38:57,837
...she allowed herself one deep breath
of fresh country air.
689
00:38:58,045 --> 00:38:59,797
I don't think we've been out since...
690
00:39:00,798 --> 00:39:02,091
Charlotte?
691
00:39:04,385 --> 00:39:06,345
No need to yell her name.
692
00:39:06,512 --> 00:39:09,557
I think heaven's closer than we think.
693
00:39:09,723 --> 00:39:10,808
I agree.
694
00:39:12,601 --> 00:39:13,686
Hmm.
695
00:39:14,144 --> 00:39:15,813
Hand up.
696
00:39:30,744 --> 00:39:32,288
Lemuel, I'll write you.
697
00:39:35,708 --> 00:39:38,252
The Pie-Maker and the girl
he called Chuck...
698
00:39:38,419 --> 00:39:42,381
...marveled at love's power
to conquer all obstacles.
699
00:39:42,548 --> 00:39:44,341
Distance and time.
700
00:39:46,051 --> 00:39:48,762
Hardship and pain.
701
00:39:51,181 --> 00:39:54,101
A lack of reciprocation.
702
00:39:55,185 --> 00:39:56,937
Even death.
703
00:39:57,104 --> 00:40:00,482
Your husband was a great pilot.
He didn't kill himself, a pigeon did.
704
00:40:00,649 --> 00:40:02,234
By accident.
705
00:40:04,069 --> 00:40:06,947
With Pidge's help,
the long-distance love affair...
706
00:40:07,114 --> 00:40:10,826
...of Lefty and Elsita continued to soar.
707
00:40:11,327 --> 00:40:17,583
And the Pie-Maker realized that while
some obstacles may never disappear...
708
00:40:19,501 --> 00:40:20,711
Care to dance?
709
00:40:20,878 --> 00:40:23,547
Hmm. Yes, please.
710
00:40:29,011 --> 00:40:32,932
...You can always find a way
to work around them.
711
00:40:50,449 --> 00:40:52,242
You caught me.
56703
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