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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY LIONS GATE ENTERTAINMENT

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

Man: WELL, IT'S A BEAUTIFUL EVENING HERE IN LOS ANGELES

AS WE ARE ALREADY UNDERWAY INSIDE THORNTON AUDITORIUM

FOR THE 35th ANNUAL

ALL-AMERICAN MOTION PICTURE AWARDS.

THOUGH THIS AWARDS SHOW HAS NOT BEEN AROUND

AS LONG AS THE PRESTIGIOUS ACADEMY AWARDS,

OR EVEN THE FOREIGN PRESS ASSOCIATION'S

GOLDEN GLOBE AWARDS, THE ALL-AMERICAN STATUE

CONTINUES TO SIGNIFY EXCELLENCE IN FILMMAKING.

YOU KNOW, I'M JUST AMAZED AT HOW ENTHUSIASTICALLY

THE GATHERED CROWDS WELCOME THE ARRIVING STARS,

THE STUDIO MOGULS--

UH, CELEBRITIES FROM AROUND THE GLOBE.

THE BEST DIRECTOR FOR AN AMERICAN-MADE FEATURE

IS ABOUT TO BE ANNOUNCED INSIDE.

THE 3 DIRECTORS WHO HAVE BEEN TALKED ABOUT THE MOST

ARE CAMERON HAYES, SWEETS DONNA HEWITT.

MY OWN PICK FOR THE BIG ONE, MARK MALLORY.

MARK'S GREAT DIRECTING HAS BEEN OVERLOOKED

BY THE INDUSTRY FOR MANY YEARS,

BUT THIS YEAR HE'S DONE THE IMPOSSIBLE.

HE'S REACHED BACK INTO HOLLYWOOD'S RICHEST GENRE,

THE AMERICAN WESTERN.

BALLINGER CAN KISS MY IVORY-SCULPTED ASS.

SHE WANTS TO TALK A-LIST?

WE'LL SHOW HER WHO'S ON THE FUCKING A-LIST.

OH, WHERE'S MY LITTLE NAKED BUDDY?

HEY, HEY, HEY, LITTLE BUDDY.

COME TO DADDY, NOW.

OH, THERE YOU ARE.

OOH, I LOVE YOU! MWAH!

WELL, IT IS A BIG NIGHT FOR YOU, LITTLE BUDDY.

YOU GOT YOURSELF A BRAND-NEW HOME!

YEAH!

AND YOU ARE GONNA TAKE A FLYING CARPET RIDE.

WITH KARI

YOU THINK I'M GONNA LET YOU

USE THAT AS A DILDO, BUDDY?

YOU'VE BEEN HOOVERING UP SOME BAD SHIT AGAIN.

HA HA! HUH...

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!

MARK... WHAT'S GOING ON?

SHH!

FREAKS.

GODDAMN IT!

HELLO?

ALL RIGHT. I WANT YOU TO GO BACK OUTSIDE.

I WANT YOU TO WAIT IN THE CAR.

NO, NO, MARK. I WON'T--

OH, KARI--KARI, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD,

JUST ONCE PRETEND TO BE AN ACTRESS

WHO CAN TAKE DIRECTION. GO BACK OUTSIDE,

USE THE CAR PHONE, CALL 911.

OK. GO.

BE CAREFUL.

[CLICKING LIGHT SWITCH]

WHAT THE--

[WHISPERING] Come on, where are you?

[RATTLE] [GASPS]

[BIRD SCREECHES] AAH! AAH!

GOD! UHH!

[GLASS BREAKS]

I'VE GOT A WEAPON HERE!

HELLO!

[CREAKING]

WHO ARE YOU?

WHO ARE YOU?

FUCK YOU.

FUCK YOU!

MY STUNT DUMMY?

HOW THE HELL'D THIS GET IN HERE? UHH!

CALM DOWN. THERE'S NOBODY HERE.

THERE'S SOMEBODY HERE!

[RATTLING DOORKNOB]

COME ON! UHH!

[RATTLING DOORKNOB] GOD, OPEN, OPEN!

UH!

[LOCKS DOOR]

SHIT! OH, GOD! OH, PLEASE, PLEASE.

LOOK, LOOK, I HAVE MONEY. I CAN PAY YOU.

I CAN GIVE YOU ANYTHING--

LOOK, YOU WANT A PART IN A MOVIE?

[HAMMERING CONTINUES]

YOU WANT A PART IN A MOVIE?

YOU WANNA BE IN A MOVIE?

OH, PLEASE, GO AWAY! GO AWAY--

WHY DON'T YOU TAKE MY CAR? IT'S RIGHT OUT FRONT.

IT'S A BRAND-NEW JAG.

IT'S WORTH A FORTUNE. JUST TAKE IT!

[CHAIN RATTLING]

[CLANK]

UHH!

YES! YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG COMANCHE, ASSHOLE.

YOU OUT THERE?

[SQUISH]

[MARK BREATHING HEAVILY]

[DROPS SWORD]

[WHISPERING] Oh, fuck.

[UNLOCKS DOOR]

OH...

HUH? OH, NO! KARI!

NO! NO. NO!

OH, GOD!

NO! NO, PLEASE, LOOK. LOOK, I'M A FAMOUS DIRECTOR.

I CAN MAKE YOU A STAR. I CAN DO ANYTHING FOR--

OH, SHIT!

AAH!

[YELLING]

THE SUN SHINES HERE

AND THE DAYS ARE SLOW

AND EVERYTHING'S GOOD

AND EVERYONE KNOWS

THE SUN SHINES HERE

AND THE DAYS ARE LONG

NOBODY CRIES

AND NOTHING IS WRONG

THE SUN SHINES HERE

SOMEBODY SHOULD LOCK UP JEFFREY LUCAS

FOR IMPERSONATING A HUMAN.

THAT MOSS POINT HOUSE HAS BEEN EMPTY FOR YEARS.

HOW'D YOU GUYS GET IN IT?

JEFFREY BROKE IN.

THEN BY THE TIME WE STARTED SHOOTING HIS DUMB MOVIE,

IT WAS PAST MIDNIGHT.

JEFFREY IS WALKING AROUND IN THIS BLACK TRENCH COAT

LIKE HE'S FROM THE POST OFFICE OR SOMETHING, OK?

WITH HIS LITTLE VIDEO CAMERA,

POURING CORN SYRUP BLOOD ALL OVER EVERYTHING. UGH!

GOD, MR. HADDEN IS GONNA FREAK.

THOSE SUMMER VIDEO PROJECTS

ARE SUPPOSED TO BE DOCUMENTARIES.

HEH. JEFFREY SAYS HIS UNCLE'S

GONNA GET THE MOVIE ENTERED AT SUNDANCE.

FAT CHANCE ON THAT.

THERE'S JASON.

MONSTER, YOU GOTTA HELP DILLON

WITH HIS COMPUTER CLASS FIRST SEMESTER.

YEAH.

LIKE YOU PROMISED.

YEAH, MAN, I GOTTA GET ALL Cs

TO STAY ELIGIBLE FOR FOOTBALL.

YO, I AM SO DOWN, BRO.

YOU'RE GONNA BE KICKIN' IT.

CHECK IT, MAN. MY NEW COMPUTER

CAN BIT-BUST ANY OF THAT SKEEVY CLASSROOM BULLSHIT.

NO PROBLEMO.

WHO'S GONNA GET BUSTED?

NOBODY. MONSTER'S GONNA DO

MY COMPUTER HOMEWORK THIS FALL.

HE'S GONNA SAVE MY ASS.

OH, YEAH, AND SPEAKIN' O' ASS--

RAWR RAWR RAWR!

I'M GONNA BE HAVIN' A PARTY THIS WEEKEND!

ALL RIGHT? THE PARENTAL UNITS ARE AWAY,

SO WE IS GONNA PAR-TAY.

WE GONNA PAINT THE WALLS AND PRAY TO DIONYSUS.

THE LAST TIME WE PRAYED TO DIONYSUS,

YOUR NEIGHBORS CALLED THE POLICE.

DON'T GET UP ON MY GRILL, GIRL.

SHI-AT HAPPENS.

WHOA. SHI-AT.

IT'S JEFFREY LUCAS, THE PARAGON OF EVIL,

BAY CITY HIGH'S OWN FREDDIE KRUEGER

AND HIS BAT CAVE PRINCESS. WOOO...

THAT MOVIE OF HIS IS GONNA BE MAJOR SUCKAGE.

COPY THAT.

NEVER SUMMON ANYTHING YOU CAN'T BANISH.

THAT IS SO FUCKING RIGHTEOUS, JEFFREY.

AND NEVER LAUGH AT SOMEONE WHO IS SKY-CLAD.

OR WHO HAS A DISEMBODIED SPIRIT.

2 MORE YEARS IN THIS SINKHOLE? GOD.

SOMETIMES ALL I WANT

IS TO ESCAPE INTO THE CELT WORLD...

BE WITH THE DARK GODS.

MALEVOLENT ENTITIES NEVER ASK FOR PHOTO I.D.

THAT IS SO TRUE, JEFFREY.

SOMETIMES DURING THE EQUINOX, BETWEEN MABON AND SAMHAIN,

I FEEL MY SPIRIT PLUNGE.

I WISH I HAD SOMETHING THAT I LOVED

LIKE YOU HAVE YOUR MOVIES.

MY MOVIES ARE WASTED ON PEOPLE LIKE THEM.

ECCH.

THEY WILL NEVER GET IT, ZARA.

THEY DON'T SEE THE BEAUTY IN THE ANCIENT GRIMMERIES.

DO YOU THINK MR. HADDEN

WILL ACCEPT YOUR SUMMER PROJECT?

I MEAN, YOU COULD GET IN TROUBLE.

[SCOFFS] MR. HADDEN

WILL ONLY GAIN STATURE IN THE NETHER WORLD

WHEN HE IS FINALLY EATEN ALIVE

BY THE WANDERING DEMONIC HORDES.

[EVIL LAUGH]

[ZARA GIGGLES]

VERY COOL, JEFFREY. EXTREMELY BITCHIN'.

[BELL RINGS]

MY NAME IS CARL HADDEN,

AND FOR THOSE NEW STUDENTS THAT I HAVEN'T MET YET,

I'M YOUR PRINCIPAL HERE AT BAY CITY HIGH,

BUT I ALSO TEACH THIS ONE CLASS

IN SOCIAL THEORY, COMMUNICATIONS,

AND NEWS INSTITUTIONS.

I'M REALLY, REALLY EXCITED ABOUT OUR STUDY PLAN THIS YEAR.

WE'RE GONNA GET INTO THE WHOLE DEBATE

ON THE CONSTRUCTION OF REALITY IN NEWS

AND NARROW-CASTING IN THE MEDIA.

REAL FUN STUFF.

OK, SO, UM, I'VE GOT A WONDERFUL READING LIST

FOR THIS YEAR.

WELL, I LEFT MY BRIEFCASE BACK IN MY OFFICE.

COULD I HAVE A VOLUNTEER TO GO BACK AND GET THAT FOR ME?

NO? UH, DILLON, WILL YOU GET IT, PLEASE?

YOU BET, MR. HADDEN.

OOH... [MAKES KISSING NOISES]

GOOD JOB, DILLON.

OH, OH, AND DILLON?

IF YOU COULD GET MY READING SPECS, PLEASE?

I THINK THEY'RE ON MY DESK.

I THINK THEY'RE ON YOUR HEAD, SIR.

[LAUGHTER]

SO THEY ARE.

YOU KNOW, I THINK I'D LOSE MY HEAD

IF IT WEREN'T ATTACHED TO MY SHOULDERS.

Whispery male voice: THAT CAN BE ARRANGED.

WHO SAID THAT?

LOOK, LOOK, PEOPLE, LET'S GET OVER SUMMER, ALL RIGHT?

UH, WE'VE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO

AND I REALLY WANT TO BUCKLE DOWN.

WHAT I'D LIKE TO START OUT BY DOING

IS SCREENING OUR SUMMER VIDEO PROJECTS.

MAYBE WE'LL DO 2 A DAY

AND THEN HAVE DISCUSSIONS AFTERWARD.

Boy: YEAH.

WHO WOULD LIKE TO BE FIRST?

ANY VOLUNTEERS?

NOBODY? OK, THEN I'LL JUST TAKE POTLUCK.

Boy, softly: OH, GOD, I LOVE THE WAY...

JEFF LUCAS. YOU'RE THE LUCKY WINNER.

OH, THERE'S NO TITLE ON THIS, JEFF.

GONNA HAVE TO DING YOU THERE.

YOU SEE, A TITLE ON A DOCUMENTARY

IS VERY IMPORTANT,

VERY MUCH LIKE A TOPIC SENTENCE ON AN ESSAY.

MY FILM DEFIES LABELING.

IT'S A PATH TO HIGHER LEARNING.

OOH, WAY TO KICK THE OLD BALL AROUND, JEFFY-JEFF.

OK, OK, LET'S CALM DOWN.

NOW--NOW--NOW, I'D LIKE TO PURSUE THIS.

THIS IS VERY INTERESTING, JEFF.

SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS THAT A DOCUMENTARY

NEED NOT NECESSARILY HAVE A TITLE

IF IT SEEKS TO INSTRUCT AND EDUCATE.

NO. WHAT I'M SAYING IS,

THIS WHOLE PROJECT SUCKED ASS.

[STUDENTS MURMURING]

SO I IGNORED THE ASSIGNMENT

AND I DID WHAT I WANTED TO.

YOU REALLY TRY MY PATIENCE, MR. LUCAS.

OK, LET'S SEE WHAT WE'VE GOT HERE.

SOMEBODY GET THE LIGHTS.

[MUSIC PLAYS IN JEFF'S MOVIE]

Girl: IT ALL STARTED THAT FIRST SUMMER AT MOSS POINT

WHEN I DECIDED TO CONTACT MY DEAD FATHER.

HIS DEMON SPIRIT WAS TRAPPED IN THAT HOUSE

AND WAS TORMENTING ME.

WHOO-OO!

[LIQUID BUBBLING]

BY YOUR POWERS ON THIS NIGHT...

[LAUGHTER]

[GIRL IN CLASS LAUGHS] OH, MY GOD!

EMPOWER THIS TOOL... BEGIN THE FIGHT.

HA! EMPOWER THIS TOOL, JEFF!

WHOA!

YOU'RE ON LUNCH CLEAN-UP, MR. MOOLEY.

NOW SIT DOWN. SIT DOWN.

[GIRL SCREAMS]

[CLASS GROANS]

[CLASS LAUGHS]

EVERYBODY, KELLY FINALLY GIVES HEAD!

SHUT UP!

Hadden: OK, OK, THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT, MONSTER.

NOW CALM DOWN. CALM DOWN, EVERYBODY.

STOP IT!

STOP LAUGHING!

STOP LAUGHING!

YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL FUCKING DEAD.

DEAD ABOVE GROUND.

CAN'T YOU SEE THE EVIL THAT'S IN ME?

YOU, YOU, AND ESPECIALLY YOU.

DEAD ABOVE GROUND, ALL OF YOU.

THESE SUMMER VIDEO PROJECTS

ARE SUPPOSED TO BE

ABOUT THE COMMUNITY, JEFF.

THIS IS TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE.

YOU'RE TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE.

YOU ARE ABOUT NOTHING,

MR. HADDEN.

YOUR END IS NIGH!

JASON, GO GET COACH DONALDSON.

Jason: YES, SIR.

YOU WILL DIE ON THE SEVENTH EQUINOX OF MABON.

HEY, JEFF, YOU KNOW, YOUR TEACHERS RECS

FOR COLLEGE ARE REALLY GONNA SUCK.

YOU WILL ALL TASTE THE AXE OF RECKONING!

MR. HADDEN, YOU WANT ME TO GET THIS JERK

OUT OF HERE FOR YOU?

DILLON, WOULD YOU--

HEY! WHAT THE FU-- GET OFF OF ME!

HEY, HEY!

DILLON, DILLON, SIT DOWN.

OK, OK. SHADOWS! [YELLING]

ONE MORE TIME, SHUT UP! COME ON.

KEEP MOVING. GO.

SOON BE FILLED WITH...[SHOUTING]

TAKE HIM TO DR. BOONE'S OFFICE.

TAKE HIM TO DR. BOONE.

YOU DON'T SEE WHAT HE SEES.

Hadden: I'M TELLING YOU, HE JUST WENT CRAZY.

NO RUNNING ON THE WALKWAYS.

YOU, TOO, DAVID. NO RUNNING.

IS THAT A MEDICAL OPINION?

NO, IT'S THE PRINCIPAL'S OPINION.

WELL, I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD START OFF

BY CALLING HIM CRAZY, CARL.

THIS SOUNDS LIKE A CLASSIC CRY FOR HELP.

WELL, I'M NOT SO SURE.

THIS IS YOUR FIRST COUNSELING JOB

AND I'VE BEEN TEACHING FOR 25 YEARS.

I CERTAINLY OUGHT TO KNOW A FOUL BALL WHEN I SEE ONE.

[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]

Coach: SHUT UP!

Hadden: OH, MY.

GREAT OUTFIT, BREN.

THAT'S HARDLY THE POINT.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD STICK AROUND, TOM,

AT LEAST UNTIL I GET THIS CALMED DOWN.

I'VE NEVER COUNSELED A FOUL BALL BEFORE.

OH, FOUL BALLS ARE EASY.

YOU CATCH IT, THE RUNNER'S OUT.

YOUR PLAY'S AT ANY BASE.

GOOD OBSERVATION. VERY HELPFUL.

LISTEN, I THINK SOMEBODY SHOULD GO IN THERE WITH YOU

TO PROTECT YOU.

NO, NO, I'M PRETTY SURE I SHOULD GO IN THERE

AND TALK TO HIM MYSELF.

I'LL BE RIGHT HERE. I'LL BE HERE, BRENDA.

PLEASE.

Jeff: ...VERY EXISTENCE UNTIL YOU HAVE SUCCUMBED

TO MY EVIL DEEDS IN THIS PLACE THAT IS NOT A PLACE.

WITNESS WHAT I UNDERTAKE!

PUT IT DOWN, JEFF.

EVEN INDOORS, I FEEL THE STILLNESS OVER EVERYTHING.

OVER MY BOOTS, STANDING BY THE CHAIR.

OVER THE RADIO, PLAYING SMALL INSTRUMENTALS

LIKE FLOWERS RESTING ON VELVET.

JEFF, GIVE ME THE TROPHY. PLEASE?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

IT'S MY OFFICE.

I NEED TO TALK TO YOU, JEFF.

PURE BEING IS INDIVISIBLE AND UNALTERABLE MOTION.

WE STOP THE RUSH OF BEING

AND FORM IN THE VISIBLE WORLD

BY CUTTING ETERNITY UP INTO TIME AND SPACE.

WE DO?

YES.

YES.

Tom: THIS KID IS CERTIFIABLE.

YOU WANT MY OPINION?

YOU SHOULD GET THE GUYS WITH THE BUTTERFLY NETS

TO HAUL HIM OUT OF HERE.

I REALLY DON'T NEED YOUR OPINION, TOM.

STICK TO FOOTBALL.

HEH HEH HEH. ALL I'M SAYING IS,

THE KID IS OBVIOUSLY VAPOR-LOCKED.

A REAL NUT JOB.

YOU MAY NEED THE GUYS WITH THE WHITE COATS.

I SAID I'D TAKE CARE OF IT.

ALL RIGHT.

ANYTHING YOU SAY, CARL.

OH, BY THE WAY,

BRENDA TOLD ME ABOUT YOUR POOL PARTY.

DIDN'T GET MY INVITE.

WELL, IT'S JUST FOR MY COMMUNICATIONS CLASS ONLY.

AH. WELL, I'LL BE COMING WITH BRENDA.

HOPE THAT WORKS.

YOU TWO ARE GOING OUT?

HA! KABOOM! COACH SCORES!

HA HA HA!

JEFF?

I'M OVER HERE. TRY AND FOCUS.

JEFF.

SOMETIMES YOU LOSE MORE OF YOURSELF THAN YOU REDEEM.

I'VE TRIED TO REACH YOUR MOM AND DAD 3 TIMES,

BUT THE NUMBER YOU GAVE THE ADMINISTRATION

HAS BEEN DISCONNECTED.

IF I CAN'T LOCATE YOUR PARENTS,

I'LL HAVE TO REPORT THAT TO CHILD SERVICES.

IN CELTIC FAMILIES, FOSTERAGE WAS COMMONLY PRACTICED,

WEAVING BONDS BETWEEN CLANS

AND ENCOURAGING CLOSENESS

BETWEEN UNRELATED INDIVIDUALS.

[SIGHS AND CHUCKLES]

THAT'S REALLY A NICE OUTFIT, DR. BOONE.

[LOUD JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]

[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

WHOA. COME ON, KIDS.

OK. LET'S SEE...

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

MR. HADDEN'S PARTIES ARE FROM THE STONE AGE.

YEAH, THIS ONE'S A REAL MAYBELLINE WASTE,

BUT YOU GOTTA GET A "C" IN COMMUNICATIONS

TO STAY ELIGIBLE.

DADDY SAYS IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR GRADES UP,

IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

IF YOU GET A FOOTBALL SCHOLARSHIP.

THEY WON'T LET YOU IN.

WHAT'S WRONG?

NOTHING.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NOTHING?

I CAN TELL WHEN SOMETHING IS WRONG.

IT'S JUST--

SOMETIMES I FEEL KIND OF OUT OF PLACE AROUND HERE.

THAT'S CRAZY. WHY DO YOU SAY THINGS LIKE THAT?

IT'S JUST YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL AND SMART.

YOUR DAD'S A FAMOUS HOLLYWOOD WRITER.

AND ALL THESE OTHER KIDS, THEIR DADS RUN COMPANIES.

EVERYONE IN SCHOOL HAS EITHER A BRAND-NEW BMW

OR AN ACURA.

I DRIVE AN OLD CAMARO. I DON'T BELONG.

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THIS.

IT'S SILLY, DILLON.

IS IT?

YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES I THINK

YOUR PARENTS WOULD RATHER I JUST WENT AWAY.

MY PARENTS?

THEY--THEY--

YEAH.

THEY RESPECT YOU, DILLON. THEY DO.

MY MOM WORKS IN THE PHARMACY,

AND YOUR MOM DOESN'T EVEN TALK TO HER WHEN SHE GOES IN THERE.

AND SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE THERE'S MORE SEPARATING US

THAN HOLDING US TOGETHER.

SHH.

STOP IT.

NOTHING WILL EVER COME BETWEEN US, I PROMISE.

I LOVE YOU, DILLON.

EVEN MORE THAN MY OWN LIFE.

I PROMISE... WE'LL BE TOGETHER ALWAYS.

HEY, NO RUNNING ON THE DECK!

AND NO WATER BALLOONS!

OH, CARL!

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? OH, MY GOD.

YOU'RE--

I KNOW, I KNOW.

WELL, YOU KNOW, I THINK JEFF LUCAS

IS EXHIBITING SCHIZOPHRENIC BEHAVIOR,

AND I CAN'T REACH HIS PARENTS.

WELL, WHAT PASSES FOR PARENTING IN THIS TOWN

IS A CRIME.

I NEED TO GET THROUGH TO HIS MOM AND DAD,

BUT THEIR NUMBER'S NOT IN SERVICE,

AND HE WON'T GIVE ME ANOTHER.

WELL, WHAT ABOUT GEORGE LUCAS?

I MEAN, JEFF'S ALWAYS BRAGGING

ABOUT HOW HE GOES UP THERE IN THE SUMMERTIME

TO VISIT HIS UNCLE AT, UH, SKYWALKER RANCH

IN MILL VALLEY OR WHEREVER IT IS.

WHY DON'T YOU CALL HIM?

CALL GEORGE LUCAS?

NOW, HOW AM I GONNA GET THROUGH

TO A WORLD-FAMOUS DIRECTOR LIKE HIM?

WELL, I--

CARL, IF YOU WANT TO KEEP THESE KIDS FROM SPLITTING,

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LOSE THIS PRE-WAR MUSIC.

I MEAN, THIS STUFF IS FROM THE JURASSIC PERIOD.

IT IS, HUH?

YEAH.

YOU BITCH! AAH!

LUCAS!

Jeff, shouting: THE BLOOD APPEARS

ON HE WHO GAVE THE BLOW!

HEY, HEY, HEY! I'M GONNA HAVE TO FLAG YOU

FOR UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS.

I'VE HAD IT WITH HIS BULLSHIT!

[SHOUTING] GONE ARE THY DAYS OF FLESH!

AHEAD THY DAYS OF SPIRIT!

DEATH IS YOUR REWARD!

IT'S GONNA BE YOUR REWARD

IF YOU DON'T GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, LUCAS!

CALM DOWN, CALM DOWN.

Hadden: OK, OK, EVERYBODY CALM DOWN.

LET'S EVERYBODY TAKE A NICE TIME-OUT.

HOW ABOUT SOME MARSHMALLOWS, EVERYBODY, HUH?

[TIRES SCREECHING]

[CRASH]

Girl: HE HIT SOMEBODY'S CAR!

I'M GONNA GET THAT PRICK.

HEY, HEY!

[TIRES SCREECHING]

[HORN HONKING]

HE HIT MY CAR!

THAT'S IT. HE'S TOAST.

[TIRES SCREECH]

HEH.

I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO IT, CARL.

I MEAN, WHENEVER I THROW A BASH,

I CAN NEVER GET ENTERTAINMENT LIKE THIS.

[HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING]

[MOCKING]DILLON JOHNSON. DILLON JOHNSON.

BLAAHH...

COME ON, BITCH.

OH, YEAH! COME ON, DILLON!

CATCH UP, YOU LITTLE BITCH!

[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]

DIGGING YOUR OWN GRAVE

A SLAVE TO THE SLAVES

WALK THE BEATEN PATH...

PULL OVER, LUCAS!

COME ON, DILLON!

Dillon: TAKE IT EASY!

CALM DOWN! CALM DOWN!

DILLON! HA HA HA HA HA!

FOR GOD'S SAKE, PULL OVER!

I TRY TO HOLD BACK THE TEARS

BUT NONE OF THAT MATTERS TODAY...

[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]

OH! OH!

AAH!

[SCREAM ECHOING]

HAPPY FALL SEMESTER, DICKHEAD.

THAT'S IT.

NOT AGAIN. I'VE HAD IT.

MR. HADDEN?

OH. UM, DO WE REALLY HAVE TO READ ALL OF CHAPTER 5

ON MEDIA GLOBALIZATION BEFORE FRIDAY?

BECAUSE I HAVE AN AWAY VOLLEYBALL GAME,

AND I JUST DON'T THINK I CAN GET IT DONE.

DO THE ASSIGNMENT, CHELSEA.

YOU'VE BEEN FIRED.

I WILL NOT HAVE EX-EMPLOYEES

LIVING IN THEIR VANS ON SCHOOL PROPERTY.

I DIDN'T DESERVE TO BE FIRED, ASSHOLE.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST ADMIT

YOU DID IT BECAUSE YOU WERE JEALOUS OF ME AND BRENDA?

WELL, I FIRED YOU BECAUSE THE FOOTBALL TEAM

LOST 8 OUT OF 10 GAMES LAST YEAR.

BIG FUCKING DEAL.

YOU'D RUIN MY LIFE OVER THAT?

GET OFF SCHOOL PROPERTY,

AND STOP LEAVING THREATENING MESSAGES

ON MY ANSWERING MACHINE.

I DON'T THREATEN PUSSIES.

AAH!

I'VE GOT A GUN.

[CHUCKLES]

YOU BETTER TRIM YOUR SAILS, ASSHOLE.

IT'S DOWN.

THE KICK.

IT'S GOOD.

YOU BETTER--YOU BETTER GET OFF OF SCHOOL PROPERTY.

IF YOU'RE HERE IN AN HOUR WHEN SCHOOL STARTS,

I'M HAVING YOU ARRESTED.

OH.

[HIP HOP MUSIC BEGINS]

YEAH

LEAST YOU HAD FUN

YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND US

YOU CAN FIND US WHERE THE BUSES DON'T RUN

AND THE COPS DON'T COME

FOR YOUR 9-1-1s

AND YOU CAN FIND US

WHERE WE ALWAYS BEEN

20-DEEP IN TENEMENTS

FILTHY IMMIGRANTS

YOU CAN FIND US

WHERE THE BUSES DON'T RUN

AND THE COPS DON'T COME

FOR YOUR 9-1-1s

AND YOU CAN FIND US

WHERE WE ALWAYS BEEN

20-DEEP IN TENEMENTS

FILTHY IMMIGRANTS

IF YOU STILL LOVE HIM,

GO GIVE HIM SOME T.L.C.

NO, IT'S OVER BETWEEN US.

BESIDES, MY PARENTS ARE SPOOKED

SINCE THE COPS STILL SUSPECT DILLON

OF RUNNING JEFF OFF THE ROAD.

THEY WON'T LET ME SEE HIM.

WELL, IT'S A NEW YEAR.

MAYBE SOME NEW GUY WILL SHOW UP

AND STEAL YOUR HEART.

SURE.

AND WE LIVE WITH THE ROACHES

YOU CAN FIND US

HUDDLED AROUND THE GARCIA ANCHOR

WHERE YOU COP A SACK

ON THE WAY BACK FROM THE BODEGA

YOU CAN FIND US SWEEPING THE FLOORS

TEACHING THE FARM REACH

FOR THE 4-4 BOYS RIGHT TO THE CORE

YOU CAN FIND US

WHERE YOU'RE SCARED TO LOOK

BUT QUITE OFTEN IF YOU'RE FLOSSING

THEN YOUR MONEY GETS TOOK

AND YOU CAN FIND US ON THE CORNER

BODIES GET DUMPED SHORTIES GET BUMPED

ROUND LITTLE...

Jason: HEY, WHAT'S HAPPENING, LADIES?

YOU GUYS HAVE GOT TO GET DILLON TO SUIT UP.

THIS NEW QUARTERBACK WE GOT

COULDN'T HIT THE WATER IF HIS ASS FELL OUT OF A BOAT.

I HAVEN'T SEEN DILLON ALL SUMMER.

HE CHANGED, JASON. HE'S NOT LIKE HE USED TO BE.

[BELL RINGS]

OH, SHIT, GUYS, THE BELL.

WHAT'S THE SPILL ON THE NEW KID

WHO MOVED HERE FROM MICHIGAN?

HE'S IN MY ALGEBRA CLASS. WHAT A HOTTIE.

HIS NAME'S CHIP PALMER.

HIS FAMILY JUST MOVED INTO THE OLD MOSS POINT HOUSE.

OH! EVER SINCE JEFF SHOT HIS MOVIE THERE,

I HAVE BEEN SPOOKED TO EVEN GO NEAR THE PLACE.

IT'S JUST A HOUSE, KEL.

IT'S NOT LIKE HIS GHOST IS LIVING INSIDE.

OH, YEAH? TELL ZARA LIGHT THAT.

SHE SAID JEFF HAD A PREMONITION OF HIS DEATH

AND PROMISED TO COME BACK FROM THE GRAVE

ON THE ONE-YEAR ANNIVERSARY

AND SEEK REVENGE.

HMM. SOUNDS LIKE ZARA'S BACK ON CRYSTAL.

HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN THE NEW CUTE GUY?

WHAT A NAME TAG SHAKER.

I KNOW. HIS NAME'S CHIP PALMER.

HIS FAMILY MOVED INTO THE MOSS POINT HOUSE.

OH, YUCK. I'D RATHER LIVE IN A CARDBOARD BOX.

NEXT THING YOU KNOW, JEFF IS DEAD.

RUN OFF THE ROAD AND BURNED UP.

ALL THEY FOUND WERE SOME ASHES.

WHAT DID THIS LUCAS GUY LOOK LIKE?

HE WAS TALL, ALMOST 6 FEET.

KIND OF THIN AND--

HE WORE A DEATH'S HEAD RING ON HIS INDEX FINGER?

OH, MY GOD, CHIP. YES.

HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?

I THINK I'VE BEEN DREAMING ABOUT HIM.

EVER SINCE I MOVED INTO THAT HOUSE AT MOSS POINT.

THAT'S DILLON JOHNSON, ISN'T IT?

THE GUY EVERYBODY THINKS MURDERED JEFF LUCAS.

YEAH, BUT JEFF LUCAS WASN'T HIS REAL NAME.

THE COPS FOUND OUT

HE WAS LIVING WITH A LOT OF HOMELESS PEOPLE

UP IN HOBO CANYON.

MAYBE HE REALLY WAS A CELT DEITY.

MAYBE HE'LL COME BACK LIKE HE PROMISED.

YEAH, MAYBE.

Dillon: I WISH I WAS STILL PLAYING,

BUT THERE'S NOT MUCH I CAN DO ABOUT IT.

AS LONG AS THEY GIVE JASON THE BALL

AND THEN SCORE A FEW TOUCHDOWNS, YOU KNOW?

I'M NOT LOOKING FOR ANY MORE COMPANY,

SO PUSH OFF.

I JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW...

BAD THINGS ARE ABOUT TO HAPPEN.

[SLOW GUITAR MUSIC BEGINS]

I'M DOWN

I'M WAY DOWN

AND I'VE BEEN BOUND

TIED TO THE GROUND

I'VE WAITED FOR YOU

IF YOU WANT ME

MAKE IT FEEL GOOD

DOES IT BOTHER YOU

LIKE IT USED TO

LIKE I KNEW IT WOULD?

DOES IT MAKE ME

[BANGING]

Man, creepy voice: WELCOME WAGON.

I'VE WAITED FOR YOU

I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS.

IF YOU WANT ME

MAKE IT FEEL GOOD

[SCREECHING]

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

[SCREECHING]

DOES IT BOTHER YOU

LIKE IT USED TO?

LIKE I KNEW IT WOULD?

DOES IT MAKE ME

FEEL LIKE A BIGGER MAN?

FEEL LIKE A BIGGER MAN

BOUND BY THE RIGHTEOUS ONE

WELL, HOW ABOUT THE CHOSEN ONE

BOUND BY THE RIGHTEOUS

DR. BOONE, I'M SERGEANT DeSOUSA.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW TOM DONALDSON EXACTLY?

YESTERDAY MORNING.

TOM AND CARL HADDEN, OUR PRINCIPAL,

WERE OUT IN THE SCHOOL PARKING LOT.

THEY, UH-- THEY GOT INTO A FIGHT.

UM...

CARL FIRED TOM LAST YEAR, AND TOM HAS BEEN UNEMPLOYED,

LIVING OUT OF HIS CAR EVER SINCE.

AND, UH, YESTERDAY MORNING IT BOILED OVER?

CARL HAD A GUN AND TRIED TO RUN TOM OFF, AND...

DONALDSON HIT HIM AND KNOCKED HIM DOWN.

WHAT IS THIS ABOUT?

WELL, DR. BOONE...

TOM DONALDSON WAS MURDERED LAST NIGHT.

HE HAD AN OLD-FASHIONED STEEL AXE

BURIED IN HIS CHEST.

AND PINNED THERE BY THE BLADE

WAS A PICTURE OF CARL HADDEN.

OH, MY GOD.

NOW, THAT FIGHT YOU OBSERVED YESTERDAY MORNING--

THAT MAKES CARL HADDEN LOOK PRETTY DAMN GOOD FOR THIS.

BUT--BUT WHY WOULD HE LEAVE HIS PICTURE BEHIND

TO IMPLICATE HIMSELF?

HE...

THAT SOUNDS PRETTY STUPID.

PLEASE, DOC. DON'T MESS UP

MY SLAM-DUNK MURDER WITH PSYCHOLOGY.

Hadden: OH, MY GOODNESS.

WATCH YOUR HEAD.

THIS IS NUTS. ABSOLUTELY NUTS.

IT'S CRAZY. I DIDN'T DO A THING.

MR. HADDEN,

I'M DETECTIVE DeSOUSA.

THIS IS MY PARTNER DETECTIVE BURROWS.

LET'S GET A TAPE RUNNING.

THIS IS A POST-MIRANDA INTERVIEW WITH CARL HADDEN

SEPTEMBER 9.

SERGEANT DANIEL DeSOUSA AND DETECTIVE SIDNEY BURROWS

ARE PRESENT.

DAN DeSOUSA.

FLUNKED HIGH SCHOOL CHEMISTRY YOUR SENIOR YEAR.

ALL-CONFERENCE.

WELL, IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

YOU'RE MY PRIME SUSPECT

IN A FIRST-DEGREE HOMICIDE.

WELL, I DIDN'T KILL TOM DONALDSON.

SO WHY DON'T YOU START BY TELLING ME

ABOUT THE LONG-STANDING FEUD YOU HAD WITH HIM?

OR ABOUT FIRING HIM LAST CHRISTMAS?

OR ABOUT THE FIGHT YOU HAD WITH HIM

IN FRONT OF THE SCHOOL,

WHERE YOU THREATENED HIM WITH A GUN?

I RESENT YOUR IMPLICATIONS.

I DON'T LET MY PERSONAL FEELINGS

INTERFERE WITH MY ADMINISTRATIVE JUDGMENTS.

I--I DON'T GO AROUND KILLING PEOPLE.

I'M AN EDUCATOR.

WHAT IS THIS FOR?

ENFORCING HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENTS?

NOW, I BOUGHT THIS...

BECAUSE SOMEBODY WAS CALLING MY HOUSE

AND THEY WERE LEAVING THREATENING MESSAGES

ON MY ANSWERING MACHINE.

WHAT KIND OF THREATS?

A WHISPERY VOICE.

IT SAID "DEAD ABOVE GROUND."

I WAS--I WAS FRIGHTENED, SO I--I...

BOUGHT THE GUN.

MR. HADDEN...

WE HAVE A WITNESS WHO SAYS

YOU POINTED THIS GUN AT TOM DONALDSON YESTERDAY.

HE WAS ON SCHOOL PROPERTY, AND HE REFUSED TO LEAVE.

SO WHAT, YOU JUST POINT A GUN?

DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S A LITTLE INTENSE?

[SIGHS] I WAS SCARED.

YOU COULD MAKE THIS A LOT EASIER ON YOURSELF

IF YOU MAKE A VOLUNTARY STATEMENT, MR. HADDEN.

I WANT TO TALK TO MY ATTORNEY.

WOULD YOU PLEASE CALL MIKE POTTER?

MICHAEL POTTER IS YOUR ATTORNEY?

I'M NOT GONNA SAY ANOTHER WORD TO YOU

UNTIL HE GETS HERE.

WELL, THAT'S FINE, BECAUSE WE GOT EVERYTHING WE NEED.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

Zara: WE'RE GONNA TRY AND CONTACT JEFF'S SPIRIT

AT MOSS POINT TONIGHT.

CHIP PALMER IS GOING TO BE OUR MEDIUM.

MOSS POINT?!

NO WAY!

BESIDES, I COULD BARELY STAND TALKING TO JEFFREY

WHEN HE WAS ALIVE, SO I SURE DON'T WANT TO TALK TO HIS GHOST.

YOU GUYS COMING TO THE SEANCE TONIGHT?

WE'RE CHANNELING JEFF LUCAS' SPIRIT.

WELL, THE COPS THINK IT'S HADDEN WHO KILLED COACH,

BUT IF YOU ASK ME,

HADDEN WOULD HAVE HAD TROUBLE KILLING A BEER,

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? HA HA HA.

SO WHAT ABOUT YOU, GIRLFRIEND?

YOU WANT TO GO WATCH CHIP

VIBE JEFFREY'S DIGITS IN THE AFTERLIFE?

COOL. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA WEAR?

MR. HADDEN.

WHAT IS IT, DILLON? SHOULDN'T YOU BE IN CLASS?

YOU'RE GONNA GET A LATE SLIP.

HOW DO YOU LIKE HAVING EVERYONE THINK

YOU COMMITTED A MURDER?

IT'S NO FUN, IS IT?

GET TO CLASS.

[JASON LAUGHING]

Zara: JASON, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.

YES, MA'AM.

DARCY, WHAT TIME IS IT?

11:58.

2 MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT. PERFECT.

EVERYBODY SIT IN A CIRCLE.

CHIP, YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE.

[JASON LAUGHS MOCKINGLY]

IT'S CREEPY IN HERE.

[WINGS FLAPPING]

[BIRD CAWS] WHAT WAS THAT?

I HEAR SOMETHING.

Zara: SHH!

WE HAVE TO MAKE CONTACT NOW.

EVERYONE THINK OF JEFFREY.

THINK GOOD THOUGHTS...

THOUGHTS THAT WILL BRING HIM CLOSE TO US.

OH, OH, OH! I KNOW!

LIKE THE TIME HE GOT REALLY DRUNK

AND THEN HE PUKED ON MY BACKPACK.

[LAUGHING]

Zara: SHH!

THIS IS THE DAY OF YOUR REBIRTH, JEFFREY,

FREED FROM THE BURDENS OF THE PAST.

AS THE MORNING SUN AT BELTANE RISES,

WE RECEIVE THE SPIRITS OF THE EAST.

APPEAR NOW, WE BESEECH YOU!

OR NOT APPEAR, WHICH IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE!

[LAUGHTER]

JASON, IF YOU FIGHT THE ENERGY,

THIS WON'T WORK.

OH, COME ON, DON'T GET YOUR CAPE AND COWL

IN A BUNCH, BATGIRL!

WE'RE ON THE SAME SQUAD, ALL RIGHT?

I'M GONNA PLAY ALONG, ALL RIGHT?

I'M HERE, RIGHT?

SPIRITS OF THE WEST, WHOSE ELEMENT IS WATER,

I OPEN WIDE THE GATES

AND ASK YOU TO BRING OUR WANDERING SPIRIT

CLOSE TO US!

SPIRITS OF THE SOUTH, WHO ARE WARM AND BRIGHT

LIKE THE NOONDAY SUN AT LAMMAS--

LORENZO LAMAS?

HE'S THE BOMB. I LOVE HIM!

ANCIENT GODDESS, QUEEN OF THE NIGHT,

KEEPER OF THE DARK MYSTERIES,

I AM YOUR DAUGHTER ZARA LIGHT!

I STAND BEFORE YOUR ALTAR CHANGING, YET UNCHANGED.

BRING JEFFREY TO DIRECT US

IN YOUR SPIRIT WAYS!

[GASPS]

[GRUFF VOICE] HADDEN.

[BIRD SCREECHING]

[HADDEN SCREAMING]

DEAD ABOVE GROUND.

UH-OH.

YOU GUYS, THIS IS COMPLETELY WHACK.

WHAT ARE WE DOING? IT'S 2 IN THE A.M.

HADDEN'S GONNA FREAK.

FIRST JEFF, THEN DONALDSON.

SOMEBODY OR SOMETHING IS KILLING PEOPLE.

WELL, LOOK, YOU GUYS, WE GOTTA AT LEAST WARN HIM.

WE GOTTA TELL HIM WHAT JEFF'S SPIRIT SAID.

OH, FUCK.

OH, SHIT. NO, I HATE THIS.

I'M OUT OF HERE.

OPEN IT. Darcy: GO ON.

[ALL SCREAMING]

SHIT!

WHERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM?

ARE YOU OK?

Chip: LOOK, LET'S GO.

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, ALL RIGHT?

Zara: NO. STICK TOGETHER.

WHY AM I IN FRONT?

Chip: SHH...

MR. HADDEN?

OH, GOD.

AAH!

MRS. JOHNSON, YOU'RE PROBABLY CONSIDERING

GETTING AN ATTORNEY,

WHICH IS YOUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT.

BUT IT MAY BE QUICKER AND EASIER

IF WE JUST HANDLE THIS NOW.

WE'VE ALREADY CALLED MR. ALBUQUERQUE.

HOW ARE YOU PAYING FOR HIM?

HE'S ONE OF THE PRICIEST GUYS IN L.A.

HE WAS A FRIEND OF MY DEAD HUSBAND.

DILLON, YOU'RE 18, RIGHT?

YOU'RE AN ADULT.

IF YOU WANT TO WAIVE YOUR RIGHTS,

IT'S UP TO YOU, MAN, NOT--NOT YOUR MOTHER.

IT'S OK, MOM. REALLY.

I WANT TO TALK TO THEM.

MRS. JOHNSON, WHY DON'T YOU WAIT OUT IN THE LOBBY?

NOW, I READ YOUR FILE FROM A YEAR AGO.

I THINK YOU KILLED THAT KID JEFF LUCAS.

YOU RAN HIM OFF THE ROAD.

AND IF I HAD BEEN ON THE FORCE BACK THEN,

THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE I'D HAVE YOU LOCKED UP

IN SOLEDAD...

IN A CELL...

RIGHT NEXT TO YOUR OLD MAN.

YOU KNOW ABOUT MY DAD?

I KNOW HOW TO PUNCH A NAME

ON THE N.C.I.C. COMPUTER.

YOUR DAD WENT NUTS,

KILLED 2 GUYS IN SAN FRANCISCO

IN A BAR FIGHT.

HE'S DOING BACK-TO-BACK 20-YEAR JOLTS.

AFTER THE TRIAL, YOU AND YOUR MOM

MOVED HERE, RIGHT?

DON'T TELL ANYBODY ABOUT MY DAD, PLEASE.

HEY, MAN, YOU GOT MUCH BIGGER PROBLEMS

THAN YOUR DAD.

YOU ARE A PRIME SUSPECT FOR THESE 2 MURDERS,

AS WELL AS THE ONE LAST YEAR.

WHY WOULD I KILL HADDEN AND DONALDSON?

'CAUSE THEY PULLED YOUR ELIGIBILITY.

YOU THINK I KILLED THOSE 2 GUYS

'CAUSE THEY WOULDN'T LET ME PLAY FOOTBALL?

I DON'T LIVE MY LIFE FOR STUFF LIKE THAT.

GIVE ME A LIE DETECTOR TEST IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME.

GOOD IDEA. I'LL SET IT UP.

DETECTIVE BURROWS?

UH, WE'RE GONNA NEED A POLYGRAPH OPERATOR

IN HERE, PLEASE.

THANK YOU.

YOU KNOW WHAT I FIND INTERESTING

ABOUT THIS MOVIE, JEFF LUCAS MOVIE?

EVERY PERSON WHO DIES...

HOLDS THE CLUE TO WHO WILL DIE NEXT.

JUST LIKE WITH...

THESE REAL MURDERS.

TOM DONALDSON GETS AN AXE...

IN HIS CHEST.

IT'S PINNING A PICTURE OF CARL HADDEN.

THEN CARL HADDEN DIES, AND, UH...

FROZEN ON THE TV WAS A PICTURE OF KELLY.

YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS.

YEAH, THE COPS THINK

THE KILLER IS USING JEFF'S MOVIE

AS SOME SORT OF BLUEPRINT FOR THE MURDERS.

WHAT? OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? HELL, NO. UH-UH.

SELL THE BUICK, BABY, 'CAUSE I'M BOOKING.

COME ON, BABY. STICK AROUND.

MAYBE YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO SCARE US.

YEAH, MAYBE YOU DID IT. THE COPS ARRESTED YOU.

YEAH, AND LET ME GO BECAUSE I PASSED A POLYGRAPH.

SO YOU'RE SAYING KELLY'S GONNA DIE NEXT?

STOP IT! STOP SAYING THAT.

Zara: IF THAT'S WHAT JEFF'S SPIRIT WANTS,

THEN IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN.

COME ON, ZARA. PEOPLE ARE EITHER ALIVE

OR THEY'RE DEAD.

SPIRITS GET TRAPPED, DARCY.

WHEN THEY'RE TRAPPED, THEY CAN BE

IN BOTH DIMENSIONS AT THE SAME TIME.

WHEN THAT HAPPENS, THEY OFTEN BECOME MALEVOLENT.

JEFF LEFT TOO SOON.

OH, YOU MEAN BEFORE HIS UNCLE GEORGE LUCAS,

WHO NEVER HEARD OF HIM,

GOT HIS WANNABE MOVIE INTO SUNDANCE, RIGHT?

LOOK, ZARA, LET ME DROP SOME SCIENCE ON YOU.

EVERYTHING JEFF SAID, EVERYTHING JEFF DID,

WAS DOO-WAP.

DARCY, YOU INFURIATED HIM

WHEN YOU WOULDN'T HELP HIM PURGE HIS DEMONS.

ALL OF YOU LAUGHED AT HIM.

MR. HADDEN DISSED HIS MOVIE.

MR. DONALDSON RIDICULED HIM.

AND, DILLON, YOU THREATENED TO KILL HIM

AT THE PARTY.

YOU CHASED HIM, AND YOU--

I DIDN'T KILL HIM.

I TRIED TO STOP HIM,

HE WAS GOING TOO FAST AND WENT OVER THE CLIFF.

AND KELLY.

HE WANTED TO GO OUT WITH YOU,

BUT YOU MADE A JOKE OUT OF IT.

MY GOD, ZARA, HE'S SUCH A TOOL.

NOBODY WOULD GO OUT WITH HIM.

HIS SPIRIT IS GOING TO KILL EACH OF YOU

ONE AT A TIME UNLESS WE STOP HIM.

OH, BUT NOT YOU, RIGHT, ZARA?

YEAH, YOU'RE JUST HERE TO EXPLAIN

ALL THIS SICK SHIT TO US AND GET US FREAKIN'.

AHEM.

DILLON, A WORD, PLEASE.

IT'S ABOUT YOUR ASSIGNMENT.

LOOK, I, UH--

IT'S NOT ACCEPTABLE.

LOOK, I KNOW YOU GUYS NEVER UNDERSTOOD

WHY I HUNG WITH JEFFREY.

BUT, DARCY, WE'VE BEEN IN SCHOOL TOGETHER SINCE KINDERGARTEN.

JASON, I'VE KNOWN YOU SINCE I WAS 10 OR 11.

KELLY WAS MY JUNIOR HIGH TENNIS PARTNER.

WE MAY NOT ALWAYS AGREE ABOUT WHAT'S IMPORTANT,

BUT I WOULD NEVER HURT YOU GUYS.

WAIT, DON'T GO.

WHAT SHOULD WE DO?

WE NEED TO GET THROUGH TO JEFFREY AGAIN.

THIS TIME, WE'VE GOT TO CONVINCE HIM NOT TO KILL KELLY.

I'M NOT GOING THERE, ZARA. NO WAY.

YEAH, ME, NEITHER.

I MEAN, I AM NOT GONNA SIT IN SOME DARK ROOM,

HOLD HANDS WITH MONSTER,

AND WATCH CHIP DO LINDA BLAIR

IMPERSONATIONS, OK?

THAT IS NOT GONNA BE JASON JOHNSON'S NIGHT.

JASON JOHNSON IS GONNA GO HOME,

SIT HIS LITTLE CARAMELLY BLACK ASS

RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE TV,

AND WATCH SOMETHING STUPID AND SAFE,

LIKE ROAD RULES.

JASON WILL COME, WON'T YOU, BABY?

OH, BABY, YOU KNOW I DON'T GET DOWN

WITH THIS KENNY KINKS AND PSYCHIC FRIEND

DIONNE WARWICK BULLSHIT!

OH, YOU'RE GONNA MISS SATURDAY'S BOOTY CALL.

DAMN.

ALL RIGHT, I GUESS I'M ON THE CASE.

IT DOESN'T DO US ANY GOOD TO JUST TALK TO JEFFREY'S SPIRIT.

WE HAVE TO HAVE SOMETHING TO BARGAIN WITH

SO HE'LL AGREE TO STOP THESE KILLINGS.

I'M NOT GONNA BE THE VESTAL VIRGIN.

YOU CAN FIND SOMEONE ELSE FOR THAT JOB.

BUT YOUR DAD IS REED WILSON. HE'S A FAMOUS SCREENWRITER.

YEAH.

SO WHAT?

MAYBE HE CAN MAKE JEFFREY'S DREAM COME TRUE

AND GET HIS MOVIE INTO SUNDANCE.

LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

YOU GUYS WANT TO CUT A MOVIE DEAL

WITH JEFFREY'S GHOST?

ALL I KNOW IS COACH DONALDSON HAD MR. HADDEN'S PICTURE

AXED TO HIS CHEST, AND MR. HADDEN HAD MINE ON TV.

LISTEN, KELLY, I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU NOT TO WORRY.

WHAT IF I'M NEXT?

LET'S JUST THINK THIS THROUGH.

ZARA WANTS ME TO GO TO ANOTHER SEANCE AT MOSS POINT TONIGHT.

THEY'RE GONNA TRY AND TALK TO JEFF'S SPIRIT AGAIN,

TRY AND CONVINCE HIM NOT TO HURT US.

BAD IDEA.

DOCTOR, I CAN'T JUST STAY HERE

AND WAIT FOR THIS MONSTER TO ATTACK ME!

THAT SEANCE IS JUST GONNA FUEL

THESE SUPERNATURAL FEARS.

WHAT WE NEED, KELLY,

IS JUST LEVEL-HEADED THINKING.

WHEN ARE YOUR PARENTS COMING HOME?

THEY GET BACK FROM SANTA BARBARA THIS AFTERNOON.

THEN I WANT YOU TO STAY WHERE YOU ARE.

WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T GO TO THAT SEANCE.

[SIGHS]

TELL ME MORE ABOUT CARL HADDEN'S COMMUNICATION CLASS

FROM A YEAR AGO,

BECAUSE EVERYONE KEEPS SAYING THAT'S WHERE JEFF WENT NUTS.

THEY SCREENED JEFFREY LUCAS' MOVIE,

AND ALL THE KIDS STARTED LAUGHING.

I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY.

WITH ALL THAT STRAWBERRY SYRUP,

THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN COOKING SOME PANCAKES.

[CHUCKLES]

THEN COACH-- COACH DONALDSON

AND DILLON WRESTLED JEFF OUT OF THE AUDITORIUM

AND PUT HIM IN MY OFFICE.

I WALKED IN THERE,

AND HE WAS STANDING THERE

WIELDING ONE OF MY TENNIS TROPHIES.

I CALMED HIM DOWN AND HE STARTED--

HE STARTED SORT OF RECITING THINGS.

IT WAS--IT WAS WEIRD.

THE--

CELT CHANTS?

IT WAS MORE LIKE CELTIC LORE.

NOW, YOU SAID HE WAS WIELDING A TENNIS TROPHY.

YEAH.

DID OUR HOMICIDE INVESTIGATOR DUST IT FOR LEADS?

I DON'T THINK THEY DID.

JESUS, WHY NOT?

'CAUSE I JUST REMEMBERED IT NOW.

WELL, IF YOU LET ME HAVE IT, I'LL DO A FINGERPRINT RUN.

YOU KNOW, FINGERPRINTS LAST FOREVER ON METAL.

MAYBE WE'LL, UH, GET A HIT AND FIND OUT

WHO THIS JEFF LUCAS REALLY WAS.

IF YOU CAN FOLLOW ME BACK TO MY OFFICE,

I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU RIGHT NOW.

WELL, DR. BOONE,

I COULD FOLLOW YOU ANYWHERE YOU WANT ME TO FOLLOW YOU TO.

YOU SAY THE SWEETEST THINGS, SERGEANT.

WELL, THANK YOU, DR. BOONE.

[THUNDER]

Zara: HIGH GODS,

PROTECTED BY THE GUARDIAN SPIRITS,

WE BESEECH YOU, COME.

PASS YE AMONG THE SHADES AND SHADOWS

WONDERFUL ON THIS NIGHT.

UNHARMED BY THE MALIGNANT POWERS,

COME FORTH, DARK SPIRIT.

REVEAL YOUR PLIGHT.

[THUNDER CONTINUES]

HE'S NOT HERE.

THERE'S NOTHING.

SOMETHING'S WRONG.

HE CAME LAST TIME.

HE WON'T COME BECAUSE KELLY'S HIS NEXT TARGET,

AND SHE'S MISSING.

HE KNOWS WHAT WE WANT.

HIS MIND, LIKE HIS SPIRIT, IS EVERYWHERE.

KELLY'S NOT COMING, ZARA.

SHE'S TERRIFIED OF THIS PLACE.

[THUNDER]

LOOK, MAYBE I CAN CONVINCE HER.

I'LL GO TO HER, EXPLAIN TO HER

WE'RE TRYING TO CONTACT JEFFREY'S SPIRIT...

TRYING TO MAKE A DEAL TO SPARE HER LIFE.

YOU GO, CHIP.

WE'LL KEEP TRYING TO BRING HIS SPIRIT CLOSE.

I'LL BE BACK IN LESS THAN AN HOUR.

DADDY, YOU AND MOM WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HOME BY 6:00.

SOME FRIENDS WERE SUPPOSED TO COME OVER

AFTER CHEERLEADING PRACTICE, BUT THEY'RE NOT HERE YET.

JUST HURRY, PLEASE.

[THUNDER]

[DOOR OPENS]

[DOOR CLOSES]

WHO IS IT?

CUT IT OUT. THIS ISN'T FUNNY.

[BIRD CAWS]

[WINGS FLAP]

[SCREAMING]

[GRUNTING AND SCREAMING]

[CHOKING]

[CRACK]

[DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE]

Jason: THAT'S CHIP'S RIDE. HE'S STILL HERE.

Monster: HEY, GUYS, LET'S BOOGIE.

I'M ON FRONT STREET WITH THIS.

Jason, whispering: Shut up. Keep moving.

Darcy: WHAT IF WE GET CAUGHT?

Jason: SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH.

[CREAKING SOUND]

YOU GUYS HEAR THAT?

Darcy: YES.

Monster: NO, NO, NO, I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING.

IT SOUNDS LIKE IT'S COMING FROM IN THERE.

Zara: I FEEL SOMETHING.

Monster: WHAT?

Darcy: THIS IS FREAKIN' ME OUT.

THE GARAGE-- LOOK IN THE GARAGE.

[CREAKING SOUND]

Monster: YO, UH, J.J., WE GOTS TO GO IN?

MONSTER, SHUT UP.

[DOOR SQUEAKS]

LET'S HURRY THIS UP AND GET OUT OF HERE.

DON'T PUSH ME! SHH!

I HATE THE DARK.

SHUT UP. SHUT UP.

[ALL SCREAM]

JASON, DO SOMETHING!

Monster: GET HIM DOWN! NO, GET HIM DOWN!

GET HIM DOWN! WAIT!

[CHIP GRUNTING]

[ALL CHATTERING]

Chip: OH, GOD!

GET ME DOWN!

Jason: ON 3, BABY, ON 3.

Chip: YOU GUYS, IT WAS HORRIBLE.

I MEAN, IT WAS ALL BURNT AND CHARRED--

HE HIT ME OVER THE HEAD, AND I--

WHEN I CAME TO, KELLY WAS SCREAMING IN THE HOUSE.

I COULDN'T DO ANYTHING. I MEAN, I WAS ALL TIED UP.

DEAD ABOVE GROUND.

Monster: NO, YOU WITCH LADY! STOP SAYING THAT!

ALL RIGHT, I'M A LITTLE FREAKED OUT HERE,

SO I THINK I'M GONNA TAKE OFF, HUH?

WE'VE GOT TO FIND KELLY!

DARCY, NORMALLY, I WOULD DO IT, BUT ONE BODY A WEEK

IS THE MONSTER'S ABSOLUTE FUCKING LIMIT.

BESIDES...

I'M ABOUT TO GET MY PERIOD.

GUYS DON'T GET PERIODS, ASSHOLE.

WELL, IT ALWAYS WORKS WHEN GIRLS SAY IT.

LOOK, DARCY, CALL 911, ALL RIGHT?

MONSTER, YOU'RE WITH ME.

LET'S GO. LET'S GO MAKE SOME MOVES, BABY.

COME ON.

Chip: COME ON, LET'S CHECK THE HOUSE.

OH, MAN, HOLD ON, YOU GUYS.

Darcy: OH!

[ALL GROANING]

OH, MY GOD.

YOU GUYS GOT A BUCKET?

WHY? WHAT YOU NEED A BUCKET FOR, MAN?

[GAGS] NOT TO CLEAN, BRO.

I'M ABOUT TO HURL.

GONNA DO THE YELLOW YAWN.

OH, COME ON, MAN.

[VOMITING]

DeSousa: MAYBE THIS IS THE LAST ONE.

WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT?

NO PICTURES LIKE IN THE OTHER KILLINGS.

NO CLUES STUCK IN HER CHEST WITH AN AXE.

SO MAYBE IT ENDS HERE.

HOW'D I DO?

DeSousa: DON'T ANSWER THAT, JOE.

WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT LATER.

THERE.

PASSED AGAIN, DIDN'T I?

BUMMER.

AND SINCE YOU HAVE NO ONE

WHO CAN CONFIRM YOUR WHEREABOUTS

AT THE TIME OF KELLY'S MURDER,

I'M GONNA HOLD ON TO YOU FOR JUST A LITTLE BIT.

DETECTIVE? COME HERE.

TAKE HIM DOWN AND PUT HIM IN HOLDING CELL 3.

KELLY WAS MY FRIEND. I WOULDN'T KILL HER.

HOW DO I FINALLY CATCH A BREAK WITH YOU?

LISTEN, IN THE LAST 10 YEARS,

WE'VE ONLY HAD 3 HOMICIDES IN BAY CITY.

NOW I GOT 3 IN 3 NIGHTS.

SO SOMEONE IS GOING DOWN FOR THOSE MURDERS,

AND MAYBE IT'S GONNA BE YOU.

NOW GET HIM OUT OF HERE!

I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE THE ONE TO SEE

WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO CELTIC LEGENDS?

I KNOW THE PAGAN WAYS.

HAVE A SEAT.

TELL ME ABOUT, UH, BIRD OMENS.

WHAT DO THEY MEAN?

IF A WHITE BIRD SITS ON YOUR HOUSE,

SOMEONE IN THAT HOUSE WILL BECOME VERY SICK.

I'M MORE INTERESTED IN, UH,

RAVENS.

NIGHT RAVENS.

THEIR LATIN NAME IS STRIX FLAMA.

THEY'RE THE WORST OF THE BIRD OMENS.

IF A NIGHT RAVEN ENTERS YOUR HOUSE,

TERRIBLE CONSEQUENCES OCCUR.

LIKE WHAT?

WITH THEIR BEAKS,

THEY TEAR THE ENTRAILS OF CHILDREN

UNTIL THEIR MAWS ARE DISTENDED

WITH INFANT BLOOD.

MAYBE THAT'S WHY DISNEY PASSED ON A CARTOON.

JOE, GIVE HER THE TEST.

Brenda: YOU LIVE VERY WELL FOR A POLICE SERGEANT.

I'M HOUSE-SITTING.

IT'S A GREAT SECOND CAREER

FOR SEMI-DEADBEATS AND COPS, YOU KNOW.

OH. HEH.

YOU DON'T SEEM LIKE A COP TO ME.

I COULDN'T DECIDE BETWEEN POLICE WORK

AND BRAIN SURGERY.

BUT I CHOSE THIS

BECAUSE I LOVE TO EAT AT TACO BELL.

SO, WHAT TOOK BRENDA BOONE

TO POSTGRADUATE SCHOOL?

I WANTED TO HELP PEOPLE.

SILLY, HUH?

BUT I HARDLY KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO THESE KIDS.

THEY HAVE SO MUCH,

AND YET SOMEHOW, THEY SEEM TO HAVE NOTHING.

THEIR PARENTS ARE TOO BUSY TO EVEN RAISE THEM.

MONEY CAN'T BUY YOU LOVE.

I FEEL LIKE I'M SCREWING UP BADLY HERE.

I WASN'T AT ALL PREPARED FOR ALL THIS.

I WAS GOOD AT DIAGNOSING A.D.D. OR YOUTHFUL ANXIETY.

PSYCHO AXE MURDERS ARE SORT OF OFF MY SCALE, TOO.

SEE? WE'RE A PERFECT MATCH.

MM-HMM. BIRDS OF A FEATHER.

HEY, CUT IT WITH THE BIRDS.

I HAD ENOUGH BLEAK OMENS FOR A WHILE.

MM-HMM.

I WANT YOU TO KNOW

I WON'T BACK DOWN

FROM YOU NOW

I KNOW THAT THIS IS RIGHT SOMEHOW

YES, I DO

HEY, YOU

CAN WE GIVE IT A TRY?

THOUGH THE WATER IS WIDE

I BELIEVE WE CAN SEE THE OTHER SIDE

I'M ASKING YOU

TO THINK IT THROUGH

I BET YOU COULD

IF YOU

I WON'T BACK DOWN

FROM YOU NOW

I KNOW THAT THIS IS RIGHT SOMEHOW

YES, I DO

HEY, YOU

CAN WE GIVE IT A TRY?

THOUGH THE WATER IS WIDE

I BELIEVE WE CAN SEE THE OTHER SIDE

I'M ASKING YOU

TO THINK IT THROUGH

I BET YOU COULD

IF YOU WOULD

WAS IT REALLY THAT BAD?

THINK OF ALL THAT WE HAD

I BELIEVE WE COULD FLY IF WE LET GO

I'M ASKING YOU

TO THINK IT THROUGH

I BET YOU COULD

IF YOU WOULD

MORNING, DAN.

HEY, DOUG, I GOT YOUR CALL.

HOW WAS THE AUTOPSY?

DID YOU FIND ANYTHING WE COULD USE?

THIS MIGHT INTEREST YOU.

DARCY WILSON.

WHERE'D THIS COME FROM?

IT WAS IN KELLY BRITTON'S STOMACH.

THE SICK BASTARD MUST HAVE

FORCE-FED IT TO HER BEFORE SHE DIED.

HERE WE GO AGAIN. THANKS, DOC.

YOU'RE TELLING US THIS MANIAC

IS GOING TO TRY AND KILL DARCY?

I'M SAYING IT'S A POSSIBILITY, YES.

BECAUSE AN OLD YEARBOOK PICTURE OF DARCY

WAS IN KELLY'S STOMACH?

YES.

DADDY...

OH. IT'S OK, BABY.

NOTHING'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO YOU.

I PROMISE. I PROMISE.

RAY...

MAYBE WE NEED TO HIRE SECURITY.

I'M GOING TO ASSIGN AN EXTRA PATROL CAR

TO PARK IN FRONT. AND THIS TIME

IT'LL BE HERE 24/7.

I'M DETERMINED TO MAKE CERTAIN

THAT THIS DOESN'T END UP

LIKE THE OTHERS.

I APPRECIATE THAT, SERGEANT.

BUT DIDN'T KELLY'S PARENTS GET THAT SAME PROMISE?

YOU KNOW, IT IT'S ALL THE SAME TO YOU,

I'M GOING TO TAKE SOME PRECAUTIONS OF MY OWN.

I JUST AS SOON WE DIDN'T ADD

A BUNCH OF PLASTIC BADGES, SIR.

I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU WANT.

YOU GOT BODIES STACKED UP LIKE CORDWOOD DOWN THERE.

AND DARCY ISN'T GOING TO JOIN

THAT SAD LITTLE CLUB.

I SUPPOSE I CAN'T CHANGE YOUR MIND.

YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT YOU CAN'T.

UNTIL I GET A MAN HERE,

DARCY ISN'T GOING TO BE OUT OF MY SIGHT.

WELL, MAKE SURE YOU GIVE ME THE NAME OF THIS MAN

YOU'RE GOING TO HIRE,

SO I WON'T SHOOT HIM BY MISTAKE.

MISS WILSON...

IF I WERE YOU, I'D STAY AWAY

FROM DILLON JOHNSON.

DILLON DIDN'T DO IT.

WE THINK HE DID, HONEY.

HE RAN JEFF LUCAS OFF THE ROAD LAST YEAR,

AND HE PROBABLY KILLED HADDEN AND DONALDSON.

HIS FATHER'S IN JAIL RIGHT NOW

FOR A DOUBLE MURDER, AND AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED,

THE WHOLE DAMN FAMILY IS DANGEROUS

AND DOESN'T BELONG HERE.

HE'S INSANE,

AND I'M NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES.

DARCY, YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO YOUR FATHER

ON THIS ONE.

HE'S RIGHT.

PLEASE CALL IF YOU NEED ANYTHING.

[NO AUDIO]

MAKE A CIRCLE IN THE SAND

IN THE MIDDLE WE WILL STAND

AND TOGETHER WE WILL LIVE

AS ONE

HEY, DARCE...

DILLON...

I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.

I'M WARNING YOU, DILLON, IF YOU COME A FOOT CLOSER,

I'M GONNA RUN INSIDE.

DARCY, I'M INNOCENT.

ISN'T THAT WHAT EVERY GUILTY MAN SAYS?

I GUESS, BUT I WANTED YOU TO HEAR IT FROM ME.

I WANTED TO TELL YOU.

NOBODY BELIEVES ME.

THEN WHO? WHO'S DOING THIS?

I DON'T KNOW.

I HEARD ON THE RADIO THAT THE CORONER

FOUND A PICTURE OF YOU IN KELLY'S STOMACH.

IS THAT TRUE?

YEAH.

DARCY, I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU.

DILLON, DON'T.

I THOUGHT YOU SAID NOTHING WOULD EVER

COME BETWEEN US.

MY GOD. DILLON, THERE ARE 4 PEOPLE DEAD.

DOESN'T THAT MAKE A DIFFERENCE?

I DIDN'T DO IT.

AND NOW YOUR LIFE'S AT RISK.

I PROMISE I WILL NOT LET

THIS MONSTER GET YOU.

IF IT COMES TO THAT,

I'LL DIE TO PROTECT YOU.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY, DILLON.

SERGEANT DeSOUSA HAS A POLICE OFFICER

WATCHING THE HOUSE. I'LL BE FINE.

IF IT'S REALLY JEFFREY'S SPIRIT DOING THIS,

HOW WILL THAT HELP?

HOW ARE THEY GOING TO ARREST A GHOST?

I DON'T KNOW, DILLON.

I'M JUST SCARED AND CONFUSED.

I'LL BE HERE, DARCY.

I'LL ALWAYS BE NEARBY WATCHING OUT FOR YOU.

YOU CAN COUNT ON ME.

Mr. Wilson: WHO IS THAT DOWN THERE?!

IS THAT DILLON JOHNSON?!

YOU BETTER LEAVE.

DARCY, YOU GET BACK UP HERE RIGHT NOW!

HEY, DILLON, I'M CALLING THE POLICE!

I LOVE YOU.

YOU ARE MY GIRL

AND I'M YOUR MAN

WE ARE THAT CIRCLE IN THE SAND

I LOVE YOU, TOO.

ON EVERY SHORE

AND EVERY LAND

THERE IS A CIRCLE IN THE SAND

ZARA...

YOU BETTER GET OUT OF HERE, DILLON.

LEAVE ME ALONE.

YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. YOU'VE GOT TO TELL ME.

IF YOU'RE THE KILLER, MAYBE YOU SHOULD TELL ME.

IF I KNEW, THEN WHY WOULD I COME HERE TO TALK TO YOU?

TO THROW ME OFF.

TO MAKE ME THINK IT WAS SOMEONE ELSE.

EXCEPT YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE

THAT FLUNKED THE LIE DETECTOR TEST,

WHICH MAKES ME WONDER

IF YOU KNOW A LITTLE BIT MORE THAN THE REST OF US.

IT'S JUST A THOUGHT.

DID YOU KNOW, DILLON,

THAT DIRT IS JUST MATTER IN THE WRONG PLACE?

HUH?

AND THOUGHT IS MIND IN THE WRONG PLACE.

THEREFORE, MIND IS MATTER, AND THOUGHT IS DIRT.

YOU WERE LYING. I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT WHAT.

IT'S GONE TOO FAR. IT'S OUT OF CONTROL.

I CAN'T STOP IT NOW.

ZARA, YOU'VE GOT TO COME WITH ME TO THE POLICE

AND TELL THEM WHAT YOU KNOW.

I'VE BEEN WATCHING THE CROWS FOR A SIGN,

BUT NOTHING IS THE WAY IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE.

TELL SERGEANT DeSOUSA.

TONIGHT IS THE ONE-YEAR ANNIVERSARY

OF JEFFREY'S DEATH.

TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT, THE BLOOD WILL FLOW.

AND YOU DON'T CARE IF DARCY DIES.

OF COURSE I CARE.

I'M JUST FRIGHTENED, DILLON.

I HAVE THE PAGAN CURSES TO CONTEND WITH.

I'VE CALLED DARK SPIRITS CLOSE TO ME.

MY WORLD IS FULL OF MALEVOLENT DANGERS.

I WILL TAKE YOU TO DeSOUSA.

I WILL STAND WITH YOU. I WILL BE YOUR FRIEND.

I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS SINCE JEFFREY DIED.

I'M ALL ALONE.

NOT ANYMORE.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

SARGE, I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU.

YOU WANTED TO SEE ME?

SHE HAS SOMETHING SHE WANTS TO TELL YOU.

ALL RIGHT, I'M LISTENING.

IT'S OK, DILLON.

I CAN DO THIS BY MYSELF.

JUST WAIT FOR ME OUTSIDE. DON'T LEAVE.

OK.

WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A SEAT?

WHAT IS IT?

I WANT TO CONFESS TO 3 MURDERS.

HOLD ON A SECOND.

DETECTIVE BURROWS,

CAN YOU GET A TAPE RUNNING, PLEASE?

THIS INTERVIEW IS BEING CONDUCTED

WITH MISS ZARA LIGHT IN SERGEANT DeSOUSA'S OFFICE

AT...2:15 P.M. ON SEPTEMBER 12,

OF HER OWN FREE WILL, AND AT HER REQUEST.

GO AHEAD.

A FRIEND OF MINE AND I HAVE BEEN

COMMITTING THESE MURDERS.

MY PART WAS TO ARRANGE THE PLACE,

THEN I WOULD LURE THE VICTIMS OUT

AND SAY PRAYERS TO THE PAGAN DEITIES,

WHILE MY FRIEND COMMITTED THE MURDERS

WITH HIS AXE.

YOU WERE AN ACCOMPLICE

AND PRESENT AT EVERY KILLING?

YES, SIR. EXCEPT FOR KELLY'S MURDER.

I WASN'T THERE WHEN SHE DIED,

BUT I TOLD MY FRIEND WHERE SHE WAS,

AND HE DID THE MURDER.

WHO IS THIS FRIEND?

DILLON JOHNSON.

YOU CAN'T DO THIS, MAN.

I PROMISED DARCY I'D WATCH OUT FOR HER.

SHUT UP AND GET IN THERE.

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR MULTIPLE MURDERS.

I DIDN'T KILL ANYBODY!

DeSOUSA!

I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE HE AND ZARA

WERE THE ONES KILLING EVERYONE.

Chip: ZARA'S LYING.

WHY? WHY WOULD SHE LIE?

TO GET DILLON OUT OF THE WAY.

DILLON WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT JEFF WAS AFRAID OF.

DON'T YOU GET IT?

ZARA'S BEEN RIGGING THIS THING

FROM THE VERY BEGINNING.

SHE'S JEFF'S ACCOMPLICE IN THIS DIMENSION.

SHE'S THE ONE WHO WANTED

TO HAVE THE SEANCE HERE AT MY HOUSE.

DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE IN ALL THIS SPIRIT STUFF?

I'VE BEEN HAVING NIGHTMARES AGAIN.

BUT IN THESE DREAMS, JEFF TALKS TO ME.

I KNOW WHAT HE'S THINKING.

I CAN FEEL HIS THOUGHTS, HIS RAGE.

HE WANTS YOU TO HELP HIM.

HE'S DEMANDING IT IN RETURN FOR YOUR LIFE.

I CAN'T HELP HIM.

DID YOU GET YOUR FATHER'S PROMISE?

YES, I TALKED TO HIM, BUT HE THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY.

THEY DON'T JUST LET ANYBODY

ENTER A FILM AT SUNDANCE.

THEY HAVE SCREENING COMMITTEES.

WELL, HE COULD GET THEM

TO BYPASS THAT, THOUGH, COULDN'T HE?

YES, BUT THE FILM IS UGLY.

IT'S A 5-MINUTE JOKE.

SOMETIMES BEAUTY IS MISTAKEN FOR UGLINESS.

LOOK, GET YOUR FATHER'S PROMISE,

THEN YOU'VE GOTTA SNEAK OUT.

JEFF'S CLOSE. I CAN FEEL HIM. HE WANTS THIS.

IF YOU DO THIS, HE'LL SPARE YOU.

DARCY, IT'S THE ONLY WAY.

LOOK, I'LL MEET YOU AT THE END OF YOUR STREET

10 MINUTES BEFORE MIDNIGHT.

THAT'S OVER 2 HOURS. WHY WAIT TILL THEN?

I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING FIRST.

DADDY?

I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.

[BELL DINGS]

WE CLOSE IN ABOUT 5 MINUTES. YOU BETTER HURRY UP.

THANKS. I ONLY HAVE ONE OR 2 THINGS.

YOU SAID 5 MINUTES. I'M NOT THROUGH YET.

DR. BOONE...

ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE?

NO.

OH, YES.

NO. NO!

NO, PLEASE, NO!

I'VE ANOTHER SHOT FOR ANGER

I'M DIRT BROKE

AND I'M ABANDONED

PARANOID ABOUT THE WEATHER

TONIGHT I GOT TO HIDE

Radio: OFFICER DANIELS, WHAT'S YOUR 20?

OFFICER DANIELS?

DeSousa: DARCY AND DR. BOONE ARE GONE.

GONE? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY'RE GONE?

GONE. IT'S A 4-LETTER WORD. IT MEANS MISSING.

CALM DOWN, DAN.

HOW CAN I CALM DOWN? I'M LOSING PEOPLE HERE.

IF YOU HADN'T ARRESTED ME, I WOULD'VE BEEN THERE.

DIDN'T YOU TALK WITH HER ON THE PRISONER PHONE?

NO.

WE GOT A PRINT HIT OFF A TENNIS TROPHY

IN BRENDA'S OFFICE.

WE KNOW WHO JEFF LUCAS WAS.

WHO WAS HE?

A KID BY THE NAME OF RICK MALLORY.

A SCHIZOPHRENIC PSYCHOPATH.

HE'S BEEN INSTITUTIONALIZED IN A FACILITY

FOR THE CRIMINALLY INSANE.

THEN HE BROKE OUT, KILLED HIS FATHER

MARK MALLORY, THE FAMOUS DIRECTOR,

AND HIS STEPMOTHER. THEN HE STOLE 40 GRAND

OUT OF HIS FATHER'S SAFE, LET HIS BIRDS LOOSE,

AND SPLIT TOWN. BIRDS?

YEAH. HE RAISED RAVENS.

THE L.A. COPS HAVE

A YEAR-OLD WARRANT OUT ON THIS GUY.

IF JEFF LUCAS' PRINTS

WERE ON THAT TENNIS TROPHY

AND HE DIED IN THAT CAR CRASH,

THAT MEANS RICK MALLORY IS DEAD.

IF JEFF IS DEAD.

ALL WE FOUND WAS ASHES.

HEY, GET ME OUT OF HERE.

IF 2 MORE PEOPLE DIED TONIGHT,

OBVIOUSLY I'M NOT THE KILLER.

I'LL GIVE IT SOME CAREFUL THOUGHT IN THE MORNING.

THAT'S TOO LATE IF DARCY OR DR. BOONE DIES TONIGHT.

IT'S THE YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF JEFF LUCAS' DEATH.

DID YOU CHECK OUT AT MOSS POINT?

THERE'S NO ANSWER ON THE PHONE OUT THERE,

BUT THAT'S MY NEXT STOP.

NOW, IF YOU HEAR FROM DARCY,

YOU GET IN TOUCH WITH ME.

HEY, I NEED TO CALL MY ATTORNEY.

IT'S AN EMERGENCY.

MONSTER, YOU'VE GOT TO DO THIS FOR ME.

HACK INTO THE COUNTY PRISON COMPUTER?

CAN YOU DO IT?

DILLON, THAT BAND BOX WAS MADE IN DEAD FISH, IDAHO.

IT'S GOT, LIKE, 9 TO 5 CODES. COME ON.

IT'S M-O-N-S-T-E-R YOU CALLING FO'.

GET INTO THE PRISONER FILE.

MY BOOKING NUMBER IS 26876.

OK.

CHANGE THE RECORDS AND GIVE ME AN IMMEDIATE RELEASE.

ALL RIGHT, DUDE.

OH, AND, MONSTER,

I GOT TO BE OUT OF HERE BEFORE MIDNIGHT.

THAT'S WHEN ZARA SAID JEFF'S SPIRIT IS COMING BACK.

JESUS, BRO, THAT'S IN, LIKE, 40 MINUTES! COME ON!

YEAH, SO GET HACKING.

[DIAL TONE]

I FOUND JEFF'S SECRET PLACE.

HE HAD A ROOM UP HERE

FILLED WITH MAKEUP AND APPLIANCES

FOR WHEN HE SHOT THE MOVIE.

I DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT.

I INSIST.

CHIP, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

CHIP, LET GO OF ME. YOU'RE SCARING ME!

ALL I ASK IS THAT YOU FREE ME

OF MY DEMON POSSESSION SO I CAN PASS ON.

WHAT? COME ON, DARCY!

GOD! DON'T BE AFRAID.

COME ON, DARCY. COME ON!

GET IN THERE.

COME ON, DARCY. I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.

AAH!

HE'S CRAZY, DARCY. TOTALLY INSANE.

UNDO THESE, QUICK!

GET UP, DARCY, GET UP.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? LET ME GO!

OHH!

YOU KNOW THE CAUSE OF GRIEF...

IS LOST DESIRE, DARCY.

SIT DOWN!

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

CHIP, YOU THINK THIS WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER,

EASE THE ACHE, BUT IT WON'T.

HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY KNOW WHAT I THINK,

WHEN YOU EXIST

2 ASTRAL PLANES BENEATH ME?

[RAVEN CAWING]

GREAT.

Darcy: PLEASE. PLEASE STOP.

DID YOU KNOW, DARCY,

THAT DEATH IS SIMPLY A VEIL?

Brenda: DEATH IS NOT A VEIL.

IT'S A CONDITION. A STATE OF BEING.

BUT LIFE CAN SOMETIMES VEIL OUR TRUE DESTINY.

IT'S NOT TOO LATE, CHIP. YOU CAN STILL FIND PEACE.

DON'T CONTRADICT ME.

YOU NEVER UNDERSTOOD ME.

YOU THOUGHT I WAS JUST INSANE.

IF BLOOD IS THE LIFE OF THE SOUL,

THEN WE MUST OFFER BLOOD.

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?

WHY?

BECAUSE WE LIKE YOU.

OH, MY GOD.

YOU'RE JEFF LUCAS.

NO, I'M SORRY. JEFF IS NOT PRESENT.

I'M RICK MALLORY.

JEFF LUCAS AND CHIP PALMER HAVE SERVED THEIR PURPOSE.

ONLY MARK MALLORY'S PSYCHO SON RICKY LIVES ON.

THE UGLY SNAIL-LIKE CATERPILLAR

TURNS INTO THE BUTTERFLY.

BUT HOW RARE FOR THE BUTTERFLY

TO TURN BACK INTO THE UGLY SNAIL-LIKE CREATURE.

BUT THEY FOUND JEFF'S ASHES.

YOU DIED.

I WAS BURNED!

I WAS TURNED INTO THIS!

I WAS FORGED BY YOUR FIRES.

AND THOSE WERE KARI'S ASHES,

STOLEN FROM THE FAMILY CRYPT.

YOUR MOTHER'S ASHES?

THAT SLUT-MONGERING WHORE WAS NOT MY MOTHER.

SHE WAS MY FATHER'S TRICK.

HIS RELOAD.

HE HAD A PLATINUM MISTAKE LIKE HER EVERY 2 YEARS.

THEY HAD ME LOCKED UP...

TO GET RID OF ME.

SO I KILLED THEM.

BUT WE DIGRESS.

IT IS NOW TIME

TO TEACH YOU THE LESSON

THAT I HAVE COME FROM THE GRAVE TO TENDER.

SHALL WE TEST OUR BLADE?

AAH! AAH!

DeSousa: MALLORY!

AAH!

KEEP THE CHANGE.

AAH!

UHH!

AAH!

AAH!

[WOMEN SCREAM]

DROP THE AXE, MALLORY.

COME ON.

AAH!

Burrows: HAVE HER RELEASED TO MY CUSTODY.

THAT'S A 10-4.

I NEED YOU TO GO DOWN TO THE JAIL

AND PICK UP ZARA LIGHT. BRING HER HERE.

HEY. WHY DON'T YOU TWO GO WAIT IN MY CAR?

IT'LL BE A LOT WARMER IN THERE.

Darcy: THANK GOD YOU GOT HERE.

I TOLD YOU I'D PROTECT YOU.

I PROMISED.

I LOVE YOU.

SAY THAT AGAIN.

I DON'T EVER GET TIRED OF HEARING IT.

I LOVE YOU, DILLON JOHNSON.

YOU'RE SUCH A BALDWIN.

Man: WHERE'S THE HARNESS AND THE ROPE?

WE GOT TO GET THAT BODY UP HERE.

YOUR FRIEND RICK MALLORY'S DEAD.

I KNOW.

IT WAS TOLD TO ME BY SPIRIT GUIDES.

I NEED TO SAY GOOD-BYE. WHERE IS HE?

I WILL WAIT FOR YOUR RETURN.

[GASPS]

HE'S NOT COMING BACK, ZARA.

HE'S GOING TO THE MORGUE THIS TIME.

Man: LET'S TAKE 4 SHOTS OVER HERE, TOO.

DAN...

JESUS.

NOT AGAIN.

LET ME GO

LIE BENEATH THE STARS

AND TAKE MY LAST BREATH

DON'T CRY FOR ME

I'LL BE WITH YOU

NOW I MUST GO

I'LL SLEEP WHEN I'M DEAD

NOW I MUST GO

I'LL SLEEP WHEN I'M DEAD

DARKNESS CALLING

I AM FLYING

OOH

NOW I AM FREE

I'M FREE

INTO THE UNKNOWN

I DON'T WANT TO BE ALONE

COULD THIS BE MY FATE?

A SOUL WITHOUT A FACE

I WON'T BE SCARED

I AM GONE, BUT STILL I'M HERE

IT IS LIVING THAT I FEAR

YOU WON'T HEAR A SOUND

BECAUSE I AM DEATH ABOVE GROUND

DARKNESS CALLING

I AM FLYING

OOH

NOW I AM FREE

I'M FREE

INTO THE UNKNOWN

I DON'T WANT TO BE ALONE

COULD THIS BE MY FATE?

A SOUL WITHOUT A FACE

I WON'T BE SCARED

I AM GONE, BUT STILL I'M HERE

IT IS LIVING THAT I FEAR

BUT YOU WON'T HEAR A SOUND

BECAUSE I AM DEATH ABOVE GROUND

DARKNESS CALLING

I AM FLYING

OOH

NOW I AM FREE

FREE

DARKNESS CALLING

I AM FLYING

OOH

NOW I AM FREE

FREE

DARKNESS CALLING

I AM FLYING

OOH

NOW I AM FREE

I'M FREE

INTO THE UNKNOWN

I DON'T WANT TO BE ALONE

COULD THIS BE MY FATE?

A SOUL WITHOUT A FACE

I WON'T BE SCARED

I AM GONE, BUT STILL I'M HERE

IT IS LIVING THAT I FEAR

BUT YOU WON'T HEAR A SOUND

BECAUSE I AM DEATH ABOVE GROUND

DARKNESS CALLING

I AM FLYING

OOH

NOW I AM FREE

FREE

DARKNESS CALLING

I AM FLYING

OOH

NOW I AM FREE

FREE

DARKNESS CALLING

I AM FLYING

OOH

NOW I AM FREE

FREE

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