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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:25,699 --> 00:00:27,659 ...day after day you want. 2 00:00:27,785 --> 00:00:29,744 A store that one might... 3 00:00:31,914 --> 00:00:35,375 l hate television. lt gives me headaches. 4 00:00:35,459 --> 00:00:38,628 You know, there's so many magnetic waves traveling in the airspace 5 00:00:38,712 --> 00:00:40,505 because of TV and television, 6 00:00:40,589 --> 00:00:43,174 we're losing ten times as many brain cells as we're supposed to. 7 00:00:43,259 --> 00:00:45,093 Please! 8 00:00:46,095 --> 00:00:49,973 "The cow says blank." Three letters. 9 00:00:51,058 --> 00:00:52,058 Dude! 10 00:00:52,726 --> 00:00:55,103 "Dude." l don't know. 11 00:00:55,187 --> 00:00:57,355 Magnetic waves, brain cells. 12 00:00:57,439 --> 00:00:59,440 l don't understand the connection between all that stuff. 13 00:00:59,817 --> 00:01:01,568 You know what else l heard? 14 00:01:01,652 --> 00:01:03,987 Magnetic waves shrink silicone molecules. 15 00:01:08,242 --> 00:01:09,951 Oh, my God! Turn it off! 16 00:01:10,035 --> 00:01:11,828 -lt's not working! -lt's backwards! 17 00:01:11,954 --> 00:01:13,079 -What do we do? -l don't know! 18 00:01:13,163 --> 00:01:14,455 Oh, God! 19 00:01:18,294 --> 00:01:21,337 Thank God. l can't afford to get any smaller. 20 00:01:21,422 --> 00:01:24,215 Come on. You're beautiful. 21 00:01:24,300 --> 00:01:26,384 l wish l had your legs. 22 00:01:26,468 --> 00:01:27,802 l wish l had your butt. 23 00:01:28,262 --> 00:01:30,430 -l wish l had your... -Shaved pussy? 24 00:01:31,807 --> 00:01:33,308 Nobody's getting Snowball. 25 00:01:34,852 --> 00:01:38,563 Okay. That thing's kind of scary, anyway. 26 00:01:38,647 --> 00:01:40,982 -l know something even scarier. -What? 27 00:01:41,275 --> 00:01:42,609 Have you heard about this videotape? 28 00:01:42,693 --> 00:01:43,902 The one where they do it on the boat? 29 00:01:44,069 --> 00:01:45,904 And then in the car? And then in the bathtub? 30 00:01:45,988 --> 00:01:49,157 And he's, like, "Hey, baby, l love you." And she's, like, "Where are we?" 31 00:01:49,450 --> 00:01:51,618 -And did you see the... -No. Not that tape. 32 00:01:52,578 --> 00:01:54,245 The one with all the scary images. 33 00:01:54,330 --> 00:01:56,789 You know, after you watch the tape, the phone rings, 34 00:01:56,874 --> 00:02:00,168 and this really scary voice comes on and says you're gonna die in, like... 35 00:02:00,252 --> 00:02:02,629 Seven days. Yeah, l saw that one with Josh last weekend. 36 00:02:02,838 --> 00:02:06,466 You were with Josh last weekend? Oh, my God! 37 00:02:06,842 --> 00:02:08,009 My God! 38 00:02:09,011 --> 00:02:10,261 Oh, yes, l was. 39 00:02:11,972 --> 00:02:13,056 You ho! 40 00:02:16,393 --> 00:02:17,810 You know it! 41 00:02:31,367 --> 00:02:34,619 -This is really weird. -Yeah. 42 00:02:34,703 --> 00:02:37,163 Big house, only one phone. 43 00:02:41,001 --> 00:02:50,927 Hello? 44 00:02:51,178 --> 00:02:55,264 I'm coming for you, my precious. 45 00:02:55,349 --> 00:02:59,102 -Hi, Mom. -Hi, precious. Having fun? 46 00:02:59,186 --> 00:03:02,981 Ask her which bathroom has a detachable showerhead. 47 00:03:03,065 --> 00:03:06,776 Anyway, we're just about to go to bed. 48 00:03:06,860 --> 00:03:09,988 No. Not like that. 49 00:03:10,072 --> 00:03:13,574 Well, l guess a woman would know how to touch a... 50 00:03:16,286 --> 00:03:19,914 Hello? 51 00:04:09,965 --> 00:04:21,100 Katie? 52 00:04:29,985 --> 00:04:36,574 Are you okay? 53 00:05:11,610 --> 00:05:12,693 God! 54 00:05:44,768 --> 00:05:46,561 Tom, did you hear... 55 00:05:47,354 --> 00:05:48,771 The dogs are acting strange. 56 00:06:11,044 --> 00:06:12,086 Sue! 57 00:06:13,255 --> 00:06:16,632 What are you doing out here? We were worried sick. 58 00:06:16,717 --> 00:06:17,842 What's wrong? 59 00:06:28,395 --> 00:06:30,104 l wonder what they're trying to tell us. 60 00:06:38,989 --> 00:06:42,867 And now, Washington, D.C.'s Ieading morning news program, 61 00:06:42,951 --> 00:06:44,160 the Morning News. 62 00:06:44,494 --> 00:06:46,037 Good morning. I'm Ross Giggins. 63 00:06:46,121 --> 00:06:48,873 For our top story, we turn now to Cindy Campbell. 64 00:06:48,957 --> 00:06:49,957 Thank you, Ross. 65 00:06:50,417 --> 00:06:53,044 There's a deveIoping story in MiddIeburg at this hour. 66 00:06:53,128 --> 00:06:57,882 A mysterious crop circIe appeared in IocaI farmer, Tom Logan's cornfieId. 67 00:06:57,966 --> 00:07:01,552 EIaborate prank or extraterrestriaI phenomenon? 68 00:07:01,637 --> 00:07:04,764 We'II update you as soon as we have any further information, 69 00:07:04,848 --> 00:07:10,019 but, either way, it's cIear something strange is happening in that smaII town. Ross? 70 00:07:11,230 --> 00:07:13,064 I'm sorry, I wasn't Iistening. 71 00:07:13,148 --> 00:07:15,316 Coming up, more news after this. 72 00:07:17,486 --> 00:07:19,070 -Cindy, you got a second? -Sure. 73 00:07:19,154 --> 00:07:22,240 l want you to take a look at this for that big strip-club exposé. 74 00:07:22,324 --> 00:07:24,242 But l'd rather stick with the crop circle story. 75 00:07:24,326 --> 00:07:26,661 Come on. You know those things are just a hoax. 76 00:07:26,745 --> 00:07:29,664 No, l'm telling you, l sense something about that cornfield. 77 00:07:29,748 --> 00:07:34,794 Call it women's intuition or ESPN or both, but l can tell when danger's near. l just... 78 00:07:37,714 --> 00:07:40,424 -My eyes! -Cindy, it's sweeps month. 79 00:07:40,509 --> 00:07:41,926 Ratings mean everything. 80 00:07:42,010 --> 00:07:46,264 People want human-interest stories, like the one you did yesterday. 81 00:07:46,348 --> 00:07:48,099 The report on breast augmentation? 82 00:07:48,517 --> 00:07:50,518 lt was just ten minutes of topless women. 83 00:07:51,061 --> 00:07:52,520 l mean, come on. 84 00:07:53,438 --> 00:07:56,107 -Wow! -Why are these so interesting? 85 00:07:56,191 --> 00:07:57,483 For God's sake! 86 00:07:58,485 --> 00:07:59,694 People don't care about this. 87 00:07:59,903 --> 00:08:03,489 They want hard-hitting stories and in-depth coverage and... And... 88 00:08:03,699 --> 00:08:04,782 And twins! 89 00:08:25,220 --> 00:08:28,639 You think it was the Kreisel boys who cut that stuff into your corn? 90 00:08:28,724 --> 00:08:31,142 All l know is my crops are gone. 91 00:08:31,226 --> 00:08:34,520 The bank's gonna foreclose if l can't pay the rent. 92 00:08:34,604 --> 00:08:38,149 l got 60 days to come up with $1 .50. 93 00:08:39,234 --> 00:08:42,611 l'm sorry. The last thing you needed was more... 94 00:08:43,572 --> 00:08:45,114 ...hardship in your life. 95 00:08:46,116 --> 00:08:47,616 Especially after what happened to your... 96 00:08:47,701 --> 00:08:50,119 Sheriff, l don't need your sympathy. 97 00:08:50,203 --> 00:08:52,621 l didn't mean to upset you, Father. 98 00:08:52,706 --> 00:08:55,708 Please. l'm not a minister anymore. 99 00:08:55,792 --> 00:08:58,419 l lost my faith that terrible night. 100 00:08:59,796 --> 00:09:04,050 Your faith will return, just as sure as the sun will rise. 101 00:09:04,134 --> 00:09:05,468 Sounds like a long shot. 102 00:09:05,552 --> 00:09:10,056 Look, there's always an explanation for all this so-called phenomenon. 103 00:09:10,140 --> 00:09:11,223 Maybe you're right. 104 00:09:11,433 --> 00:09:13,434 lt was probably just the Kreisels. 105 00:09:13,894 --> 00:09:15,561 And when l get through with them, 106 00:09:15,645 --> 00:09:19,231 l doubt you'll be seeing anything strange on this farm for a long time. 107 00:09:19,608 --> 00:09:21,233 You'll see. 108 00:09:22,986 --> 00:09:25,780 You all right, Tom? Get some rest. 109 00:09:33,497 --> 00:09:38,834 George! 110 00:09:40,962 --> 00:09:43,881 l need you back here tomorrow night after you pick up Sue. 111 00:09:43,965 --> 00:09:45,216 That tractor needs fixing. 112 00:09:45,300 --> 00:09:48,302 Sorry, dawg. l can't help you. l have to get ready for my show. 113 00:09:48,512 --> 00:09:51,514 Not that stupid hip-hop stuff again. 114 00:09:51,598 --> 00:09:53,933 Damn it, George, when are you gonna do something with your life? 115 00:09:54,017 --> 00:09:55,393 -l got a dream! -What is your dream? 116 00:09:55,477 --> 00:09:56,560 To have a dream. 117 00:09:57,229 --> 00:10:00,940 George, all you've done is chase adolescent fantasies. 118 00:10:01,024 --> 00:10:04,902 "l wanna be an astronaut, a cowboy, gynecologist to the stars." 119 00:10:04,986 --> 00:10:06,737 And now, this stupid hip-hop thing. 120 00:10:06,822 --> 00:10:10,366 For your information, this hip-hop thing is gonna get me paid. 121 00:10:10,450 --> 00:10:12,076 l'm gonna win that rap battle tomorrow night. 122 00:10:12,327 --> 00:10:14,328 Rap battle? For God's sakes. 123 00:10:14,496 --> 00:10:16,414 You just hate me 'cause l'm black. 124 00:10:17,541 --> 00:10:19,208 You don't have any faith in me. 125 00:10:19,292 --> 00:10:21,127 You don't have any faith in anything anymore. 126 00:10:21,211 --> 00:10:24,964 So why don't you just worry about you, and l'll worry about... 127 00:10:43,024 --> 00:10:44,150 Cody. 128 00:10:45,819 --> 00:10:47,653 You're late again, Aunt Cindy. 129 00:10:47,737 --> 00:10:49,864 l'm sorry. l was stuck in traffic. 130 00:10:49,948 --> 00:10:53,534 -Cindy! -Brenda, hi! 131 00:10:53,618 --> 00:10:55,369 lt's great to see you! 132 00:10:56,371 --> 00:10:58,956 -lt's been so long. -Too long. 133 00:10:59,040 --> 00:11:00,416 l've been working so hard. 134 00:11:00,500 --> 00:11:02,626 You know, l've had to spend more and more time at the station. 135 00:11:02,711 --> 00:11:05,713 The news just keeps coming in. 136 00:11:05,797 --> 00:11:07,381 What was the assignment? 137 00:11:07,883 --> 00:11:09,216 Draw your family and friends. 138 00:11:10,177 --> 00:11:12,219 So, anyone new in your life, Cindy? 139 00:11:12,888 --> 00:11:15,806 Well, you know, l just haven't found the right guy. 140 00:11:15,891 --> 00:11:18,559 l'm looking for something more than just good sex. 141 00:11:18,643 --> 00:11:20,227 l know, you want commitment. 142 00:11:20,312 --> 00:11:22,730 No, l want great sex. And when l meet that guy... 143 00:11:22,814 --> 00:11:25,232 That's what l'm talking about! 144 00:11:25,317 --> 00:11:28,152 You want a guy that's gonna hit that thing hard, like... 145 00:11:30,197 --> 00:11:32,698 And then flip you over and come at you from the other side. 146 00:11:32,824 --> 00:11:34,742 D-O-double-G. 147 00:11:35,410 --> 00:11:37,828 Did l say stop drawing? 148 00:11:38,914 --> 00:11:42,416 And then he'll look at you, like he gonna cut you. 149 00:11:44,085 --> 00:11:47,171 Brenda, you're so romantic. 150 00:11:48,131 --> 00:11:49,131 l guess. 151 00:11:49,549 --> 00:11:52,259 Look, when l meet Mr. Right, l'll know. 152 00:11:53,762 --> 00:11:55,137 Uncle George! 153 00:11:55,430 --> 00:11:57,473 Hey, sweetie, come here! 154 00:11:57,766 --> 00:11:59,141 How are you? 155 00:12:00,060 --> 00:12:03,521 Go get your stuff, okay? 156 00:12:03,605 --> 00:12:06,190 l know you. You're Tom Logan's brother. 157 00:12:06,775 --> 00:12:09,151 -And you're that reporter, Cindy Campbell. -Yeah. 158 00:12:09,277 --> 00:12:10,945 You did the story on our cop cycles. 159 00:12:11,780 --> 00:12:12,863 Crop circles. 160 00:12:13,114 --> 00:12:14,281 Right. 161 00:12:15,116 --> 00:12:17,243 So, you're here to pick up your... 162 00:12:17,327 --> 00:12:18,827 Nephew. Cody. 163 00:12:19,454 --> 00:12:20,746 You don't dress like a farmer. 164 00:12:21,122 --> 00:12:22,373 My brother's the farmer. 165 00:12:22,791 --> 00:12:25,209 l'm the rapper. 166 00:12:25,293 --> 00:12:27,836 For real. And here's the 6-1 -1 on that. 167 00:12:28,004 --> 00:12:30,631 That's phone repair. You mean 4-1 -1 . 168 00:12:31,633 --> 00:12:32,883 Right. 169 00:12:32,968 --> 00:12:35,844 So, l'll be doing the rap battle at the 23 Club tomorrow night. 170 00:12:36,638 --> 00:12:37,805 l don't believe this shit. 171 00:12:37,889 --> 00:12:40,015 Word. You two should come down! 172 00:12:40,100 --> 00:12:43,394 l be rappin', l be cappin', l be tappin', l be flappin', 173 00:12:43,478 --> 00:12:48,065 l be happening. Ding, bing, wing. Yo! 174 00:12:48,483 --> 00:12:51,026 -Sounds good. -Would, could, should, 'hood. 175 00:12:51,945 --> 00:12:53,404 Gug, mug, dug, bug. 176 00:12:53,822 --> 00:12:56,448 lf we say we'll come, will you shut your ass up? 177 00:12:57,158 --> 00:13:00,911 Okay, then. Fresh. l'll see you guys tomorrow night. 178 00:13:01,079 --> 00:13:03,664 -Okay. Bye. -Peace out. 179 00:13:09,004 --> 00:13:10,838 Now, who the fuck did that? 180 00:13:17,012 --> 00:13:19,430 Honey, what is it? Are you having one of your visions? 181 00:13:19,514 --> 00:13:21,890 There's a girl with black hair. 182 00:13:22,517 --> 00:13:24,143 She wants to kill you. 183 00:13:25,353 --> 00:13:29,690 Your period starts in three, two, one. 184 00:13:29,774 --> 00:13:32,318 What else? Cody, what else do you see? 185 00:13:32,402 --> 00:13:35,946 l see a little boy and a grown woman, but no father. 186 00:13:36,531 --> 00:13:39,199 -Cody. -l see you kneeling in dog shit. 187 00:13:39,409 --> 00:13:40,492 What? 188 00:13:41,536 --> 00:13:44,038 Oh, for God's sake. 189 00:13:44,372 --> 00:13:45,789 Cody, don't you understand? 190 00:13:45,874 --> 00:13:48,876 As long as we have each other, that's all we need. 191 00:13:49,127 --> 00:13:51,712 Cody, l know things have been tough for you since your mom died. 192 00:13:51,963 --> 00:13:56,133 God, l've been so selfish. Always putting my career first. 193 00:13:56,217 --> 00:13:59,303 From now on, l'm gonna be thinking about you 24... 194 00:13:59,929 --> 00:14:00,929 Damn! 195 00:14:02,390 --> 00:14:03,766 Wait, Cindy! 196 00:14:20,575 --> 00:14:23,661 Honey, l'm gonna be leaving soon, so... 197 00:14:37,133 --> 00:14:38,467 Do you know who she is? 198 00:14:39,344 --> 00:14:40,928 No, 199 00:14:41,012 --> 00:14:43,263 but sometimes she talks to me. 200 00:14:43,348 --> 00:14:45,057 She's coming tonight. 201 00:14:58,655 --> 00:15:01,115 -Father Muldoon! -Cindy. 202 00:15:01,199 --> 00:15:05,077 l'm so grateful you could come. l've called all over for babysitters. 203 00:15:05,161 --> 00:15:07,496 l don't mind filling in now and then. 204 00:15:08,623 --> 00:15:10,374 Where is little Cody? 205 00:15:13,420 --> 00:15:15,713 l don't know. He must be back in his room, playing. 206 00:15:15,964 --> 00:15:18,799 Anyway, make sure Cody washes everywhere. 207 00:15:18,883 --> 00:15:21,760 Also, he has a little rash on his behind. 208 00:15:21,845 --> 00:15:25,013 Could you rub this lotion on his little bottom? 209 00:15:25,098 --> 00:15:27,391 Just apply it liberally. 210 00:15:27,475 --> 00:15:29,643 Thank you, Father. Good night. 211 00:15:34,315 --> 00:15:35,566 Cody. 212 00:15:47,412 --> 00:15:49,788 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's getting thick up in here. 213 00:15:50,290 --> 00:15:52,499 Hey, Iook, before we get on with the battIes tonight, 214 00:15:52,584 --> 00:15:54,334 I got a coupIe announcements to make. 215 00:15:54,419 --> 00:15:57,838 I know y'aII are gonna wanna bust a cap in the air for your favorite rapper, 216 00:15:57,922 --> 00:16:02,926 but if you couId pIease hoId on to your gunfire untiI the end of the show. 217 00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:05,929 Now, Iook, Iet's just put the safeties on. 218 00:16:06,181 --> 00:16:09,016 It's on the Ieft side of the gun above the trigger guard. 219 00:16:11,686 --> 00:16:14,563 WiII somebody get his ass out of here? Get his ass up out of here! 220 00:16:14,856 --> 00:16:17,858 AII right. DJ, spin that shit! 221 00:16:39,672 --> 00:16:41,590 -My bad. -Mother... 222 00:16:45,178 --> 00:16:48,305 Brenda, is something wrong? You look scared. 223 00:16:48,389 --> 00:16:51,225 l don't know. All that stuff you was saying on TV, 224 00:16:51,559 --> 00:16:54,311 l just got a weird feeling something bad is heading my way, 225 00:16:54,395 --> 00:16:57,523 like when you see an Asian person behind the wheel of a car. 226 00:16:58,024 --> 00:16:59,566 Cindy, after the show, 227 00:16:59,984 --> 00:17:02,736 if l don't end up on all fours with some anonymous guy, 228 00:17:02,821 --> 00:17:04,112 or drink an ass load of Cristal 229 00:17:04,197 --> 00:17:06,990 and have to sleep it off in a dumpster behind the Sizzler, 230 00:17:07,075 --> 00:17:09,993 you think maybe you could come back to my crib and hang out with me? 231 00:17:10,078 --> 00:17:11,328 l don't wanna be alone. 232 00:17:11,746 --> 00:17:13,163 Of course l will, Brenda. 233 00:17:13,248 --> 00:17:15,332 l love you! 234 00:17:15,416 --> 00:17:17,918 Pay my way, okay? 235 00:17:18,169 --> 00:17:21,630 Yo, yo, yo, George! What's up with the man with the tightest rapping... 236 00:17:21,714 --> 00:17:23,340 -What's up, B? What's good? -...on the streets, baby! 237 00:17:23,424 --> 00:17:24,842 -What's good with you, boy? -Dude! 238 00:17:24,926 --> 00:17:26,844 -What's good, baby? -Dude! 239 00:17:26,928 --> 00:17:30,556 Finally, the white man is gonna school the black man on how to rap. 240 00:17:30,765 --> 00:17:31,723 -Yeah! -Yeah, l guess. 241 00:17:31,808 --> 00:17:33,851 -Word. -How many people are here, you think? 242 00:17:33,935 --> 00:17:34,977 Shit. 243 00:17:35,061 --> 00:17:38,856 l don't know, man. 1 00, 200 whitey-hating, chrome-packing, 244 00:17:38,940 --> 00:17:41,608 ready to bust a cap in any white boy's ass who ain't bringing that shit. 245 00:17:41,776 --> 00:17:44,069 -Yeah. At least. Yeah. -Word. 246 00:17:44,445 --> 00:17:46,405 What's wrong, George? 247 00:17:46,489 --> 00:17:48,866 You ever wonder when it's time to stop living up here 248 00:17:48,950 --> 00:17:51,410 and start living down here? 249 00:17:51,494 --> 00:17:54,371 But what if we stop living over here and move over there? 250 00:17:54,455 --> 00:17:56,707 Shit, my Aunt ShaNeequa used to live over there, man, 251 00:17:56,791 --> 00:17:58,292 -but that bitch got evicted, though. -Word? 252 00:17:58,376 --> 00:17:59,501 -Yeah, l'm dead serious. -What for? 253 00:17:59,627 --> 00:18:01,753 -Mice. -Mice? l thought she had rats. 254 00:18:01,838 --> 00:18:03,714 No, man. Rats are outside, mice are inside. 255 00:18:03,798 --> 00:18:05,841 Yo, but what if a mouse goes outside? Does it become a rat? 256 00:18:05,967 --> 00:18:07,634 And if a rat is in the house, is it a mouse? 257 00:18:07,886 --> 00:18:09,887 l ain't never seen no mouse outside. That's what l'm saying. 258 00:18:09,971 --> 00:18:11,305 That's because it's a rat, fool! 259 00:18:11,389 --> 00:18:14,641 Damn. Yeah, you might've just made a fact just now. That's some real shit! 260 00:18:14,976 --> 00:18:16,810 -Fellas, what are you guys talking about? -That's hot! 261 00:18:17,103 --> 00:18:19,980 Yo, George, you need something? 'Cause l will do anything for you. 262 00:18:21,649 --> 00:18:22,649 Anything. 263 00:18:24,152 --> 00:18:27,696 Well, about those chrome-packing, whitey-hating gangsters, perhaps... 264 00:18:27,822 --> 00:18:29,948 -What he need is a hype man. -Word! 265 00:18:30,033 --> 00:18:31,700 Yeah, yeah, a-come on. 266 00:18:32,035 --> 00:18:33,118 You can be his Spliff Star. 267 00:18:33,244 --> 00:18:34,244 That's me, that's what l do. 268 00:18:34,370 --> 00:18:37,539 That's my job, baby. That's what l do! You know... 269 00:18:39,834 --> 00:18:41,960 That's what l do. When you a hype man, you take them hits. 270 00:18:42,045 --> 00:18:43,420 Now, let's get out there, man! 271 00:18:43,838 --> 00:18:45,672 Heads or taiI, pIayboy, what's it gonna be? 272 00:18:46,215 --> 00:18:48,008 You cannot escape your fate in the streets 273 00:18:48,468 --> 00:18:50,719 Okay, I count cash, you count sheep 274 00:18:50,803 --> 00:18:53,096 You better not sIeep on the beats, capisce 275 00:18:54,724 --> 00:18:56,558 AII right, aII right, aII right! That was hot! 276 00:18:56,684 --> 00:18:59,770 That's what I'm taIking about. That was hot, right? Right? 277 00:18:59,854 --> 00:19:01,229 Yo, what do we think? 278 00:19:04,192 --> 00:19:06,360 l thought you were both absolutely dreadful. 279 00:19:07,487 --> 00:19:09,196 -Ghastly. -What? 280 00:19:09,530 --> 00:19:11,531 l don't know what l'm doing here. 281 00:19:11,616 --> 00:19:14,242 This club is totally pathetic. 282 00:19:23,711 --> 00:19:24,795 Everybody put your hands up. 283 00:19:24,879 --> 00:19:27,798 This is it. You ready, George? lt's show time, baby. 284 00:19:27,882 --> 00:19:29,591 -Okay. -l just want to let you know, man, 285 00:19:29,717 --> 00:19:32,886 that no matter what goes on on that stage tonight, 286 00:19:33,930 --> 00:19:35,055 you'll always be in my heart. 287 00:19:35,264 --> 00:19:37,057 That's love. That's love right there. 288 00:19:37,225 --> 00:19:39,643 -l love you. -That's what l'm talking about. 289 00:19:42,063 --> 00:19:44,147 -l love you, man. Can you feel it? -That's what l'm talking about. 290 00:19:44,232 --> 00:19:47,317 -Hey, come here, y'all. Come here. -Can you feel my love on your hip? 291 00:19:47,402 --> 00:19:48,902 -Can you feel it? -l can't get around! 292 00:19:48,987 --> 00:19:50,153 -Okay. -Come on, dawg! 293 00:19:50,238 --> 00:19:52,698 -That's what l'm talking about. -You go out there and you rip it tonight. 294 00:19:52,782 --> 00:19:55,409 All right, man? Do your thing tonight, all right? 295 00:19:55,493 --> 00:19:57,494 -Okay, cool. All right. -We shouldn't have to do that. 296 00:19:57,578 --> 00:19:59,496 -We love each other. -l'm gonna go bring you on. 297 00:19:59,664 --> 00:20:00,956 Let's do it, baby. We hyped! 298 00:20:02,166 --> 00:20:05,961 Yeah, aII right, aII right. Y'aII ready for the next throw down? 299 00:20:06,045 --> 00:20:09,172 To my Ieft, we have the reigning champion, 300 00:20:09,257 --> 00:20:11,383 haiIing from Fort Apache, the Bronx. 301 00:20:11,467 --> 00:20:12,676 BS 1-1-1 . 302 00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:15,512 Some of y'all call him "Jealous Ones Still Envy." 303 00:20:15,638 --> 00:20:18,348 Some of y'all call him the Don Cartagena! 304 00:20:18,641 --> 00:20:20,600 Some of y'all call him Joey Crack. 305 00:20:20,810 --> 00:20:25,605 -Stick 'em up! -But tonight, Iet's give it up for Fat Joe! 306 00:20:27,817 --> 00:20:29,026 l gotta go against him? 307 00:20:29,277 --> 00:20:30,777 Give it up! Give it up! 308 00:20:30,945 --> 00:20:32,821 What, you think they're here to see Fat Joe? 309 00:20:32,905 --> 00:20:34,906 -Joe! Joe! Joe! -Joe! Joe! Joe! 310 00:20:34,991 --> 00:20:37,117 No, man, they're saying, "Go! Go! Go!" 311 00:20:38,619 --> 00:20:39,786 Now our chaIIenger. 312 00:20:41,456 --> 00:20:45,959 He's a farmer rapper, so you know he been kicking the shit aII day! 313 00:20:46,044 --> 00:20:48,211 Let's give it up for my man, George! 314 00:20:48,796 --> 00:20:51,715 That's what l'm talking about! Yeah, yeah! Come on, everybody! 315 00:20:51,799 --> 00:20:54,092 -That's right. -Put your hands... 316 00:20:54,177 --> 00:20:56,303 That's right. Okay, Joey Crack. 317 00:20:56,888 --> 00:20:59,681 You the reigning champion, so you get to spit first. 318 00:20:59,807 --> 00:21:01,516 Yo, DJ, spin that shit! 319 00:21:04,062 --> 00:21:05,687 These guys can't be serious right here. 320 00:21:06,230 --> 00:21:09,691 Standing Mini-Me, AKA "I hope he ain't the one you fight with." 321 00:21:10,026 --> 00:21:12,903 Hey, yo, this nigga's mad corny And he got no skiIIs 322 00:21:12,987 --> 00:21:15,405 'Cause he's all right But he's not real 323 00:21:15,573 --> 00:21:17,949 I don't mean to hurt your feeIings But you'II never get a deaI 324 00:21:18,034 --> 00:21:20,494 'Cause he's all right But he's not real 325 00:21:20,578 --> 00:21:23,663 You're a needIe in the haystack I'm the don, the city sIicker 326 00:21:23,748 --> 00:21:27,417 Forget cows and miIk your mom's Her titties give ya that eIixir 327 00:21:27,502 --> 00:21:28,543 Thought he wasn't? 328 00:21:28,628 --> 00:21:31,004 Bet this nigga end up Having kids with his cousin 329 00:21:31,547 --> 00:21:33,924 Half-retarded My number-one fan be Iike 330 00:21:34,842 --> 00:21:36,551 That means Fat Joe's the man! 331 00:21:36,844 --> 00:21:38,678 You're a liar in denial 332 00:21:38,971 --> 00:21:41,473 KiII your ass quicker than I died in Empire 333 00:21:42,016 --> 00:21:43,683 How dare you want to joust with me? 334 00:21:43,935 --> 00:21:46,478 Looking like you dying of SARS Or mad cow disease 335 00:21:46,687 --> 00:21:48,855 You fake D-rabbit out to battle me 336 00:21:49,315 --> 00:21:52,192 Eight miIes down the road The farm's that-a-way 337 00:21:53,653 --> 00:21:55,028 Okay. No, no, wait a minute! 338 00:21:57,865 --> 00:22:01,326 AII right! AII right! That was hot! That was tight, Fat Joe. 339 00:22:01,410 --> 00:22:06,373 Yo! Now, everybody, give it up for my man, George! 340 00:22:06,457 --> 00:22:08,500 DJ, spin that shit! 341 00:22:15,883 --> 00:22:16,883 Bitch. 342 00:22:18,886 --> 00:22:21,012 Ho. 343 00:22:30,815 --> 00:22:32,816 Now everybody in the 2-0-2 344 00:22:33,067 --> 00:22:35,569 Throw your hands in the air 'Cause Fat Joe is through 345 00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:38,905 Now everybody in the 2-0-2 Throw 'em up 346 00:22:39,407 --> 00:22:41,241 Check it out 347 00:22:41,492 --> 00:22:43,827 I'm a white boy But my neck is red 348 00:22:43,911 --> 00:22:46,788 I put MiracIe Whip On my Wonder Bread 349 00:22:46,873 --> 00:22:49,499 My face is paIe I've never been in jaiI 350 00:22:49,584 --> 00:22:51,585 Me and Buffy spend Every winter in VaiI 351 00:22:51,752 --> 00:22:54,754 How many bitches have I sIapped? Zero 352 00:22:54,839 --> 00:22:57,257 And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero 353 00:22:57,466 --> 00:22:59,968 I grew up on a farm And I was born with no rhythm 354 00:23:00,261 --> 00:23:02,846 Dr. PhiI's my uncIe And I Iike to hang with him 355 00:23:02,930 --> 00:23:05,265 I can't dance I wear khaki pants 356 00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:08,226 My middIe name's Lance My grandma's from France 357 00:23:08,311 --> 00:23:10,770 So maybe I'm wack 'Cause my skin ain't black 358 00:23:10,938 --> 00:23:13,190 But you can't taIk smack 'Cause whitey just struck back 359 00:23:20,114 --> 00:23:21,198 That's what l'm talking about, baby! 360 00:23:21,282 --> 00:23:22,824 -2-0-2, Fat Joe is through! -2-0-2, Fat Joe is through! 361 00:23:22,909 --> 00:23:25,285 -Give it up for George! -Yeah! 362 00:23:26,329 --> 00:23:28,205 That's my boy right there! That's what l'm... 363 00:23:28,289 --> 00:23:29,539 Oh, shit. 364 00:23:34,712 --> 00:23:36,504 -George. George. The hood. -Hell, no! 365 00:23:36,923 --> 00:23:39,633 -Lose the hood. -l know. We're in the 'hood now. 366 00:23:39,842 --> 00:23:42,135 -No, man. -He's a dead man. 367 00:23:42,303 --> 00:23:44,763 You guys feeling me? ln the 'hood? 368 00:23:52,647 --> 00:23:54,397 That's it. l'm done. 369 00:23:54,815 --> 00:23:56,816 Man, you can't give up rap just like that. 370 00:23:56,984 --> 00:23:58,568 Rap-schmap! 371 00:23:58,653 --> 00:24:00,737 Look, you still got it! See? 372 00:24:02,531 --> 00:24:04,616 Thanks for coming over tonight, Cindy. 373 00:24:04,700 --> 00:24:07,077 l guess l'm just going through a rough time. 374 00:24:07,495 --> 00:24:10,622 Brenda, you want to tell me what's really bothering you? 375 00:24:13,417 --> 00:24:17,462 Well, there's something l need to... l saw a tape. 376 00:24:18,339 --> 00:24:20,340 l think you should know about it. 377 00:24:20,424 --> 00:24:23,301 lt had these really shocking images, Cindy. 378 00:24:23,386 --> 00:24:25,762 Brenda, it was Mardi Gras. 379 00:24:26,180 --> 00:24:28,974 l never drank vodka before, and l was out of beads! 380 00:24:29,267 --> 00:24:31,017 No, not that tape, Cindy. 381 00:24:31,686 --> 00:24:33,353 Well, l guess it's just an urban legend. 382 00:24:33,854 --> 00:24:35,855 You watch it, 383 00:24:35,940 --> 00:24:39,693 and as soon as it's over, your phone rings and a creepy voice says, 384 00:24:39,819 --> 00:24:41,695 "You're gonna die in seven days." 385 00:24:42,822 --> 00:24:44,197 And seven days later... 386 00:24:45,908 --> 00:24:46,908 When did you watch it? 387 00:24:47,368 --> 00:24:49,202 A week ago. 388 00:24:49,287 --> 00:24:52,372 -A week ago tonight. -Brenda... 389 00:24:57,211 --> 00:24:58,878 Oh, my God! 390 00:25:00,089 --> 00:25:01,089 Brenda! 391 00:25:02,425 --> 00:25:05,093 Brenda! Oh, my God! 392 00:25:09,223 --> 00:25:11,349 Oh, my God, you bitch! 393 00:25:11,434 --> 00:25:12,767 Ketchup! 394 00:25:12,893 --> 00:25:15,020 You should have seen the look on your face! 395 00:25:17,231 --> 00:25:18,356 You got me! 396 00:25:21,027 --> 00:25:22,569 Brenda? Brenda? 397 00:25:23,738 --> 00:25:25,405 Oh, my God! Brenda! 398 00:25:28,534 --> 00:25:29,743 Brenda! 399 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:39,753 -l can't believe you fell for that fake seizure! -But it seemed so real! 400 00:25:39,962 --> 00:25:42,088 -lt did, didn't it? -And you peed! 401 00:25:42,340 --> 00:25:44,632 Yeah! l really sold that shit, didn't l? 402 00:25:46,135 --> 00:25:49,054 l just love the look on your face when you are scared. 403 00:25:49,138 --> 00:25:51,264 Girl, you are too easy. 404 00:25:58,606 --> 00:26:01,358 l got you with the old fake hand! 405 00:26:03,944 --> 00:26:06,529 -Girl, you were scared! -Well, l know! 406 00:26:06,739 --> 00:26:10,533 -Come on. l was just kidding. -Well, you've taken it too far, Brenda. 407 00:26:10,701 --> 00:26:13,661 l'm gonna go get the rest of the popcorn! 408 00:26:20,336 --> 00:26:21,378 Cindy? 409 00:26:21,462 --> 00:26:23,880 Forget it. l am not falling for it again. 410 00:26:41,649 --> 00:26:43,274 Come on. 411 00:26:43,359 --> 00:26:45,068 Cindy, the news is on! 412 00:26:45,653 --> 00:26:48,238 Another little white girl done fell down a well. 413 00:26:48,531 --> 00:26:51,241 Fifty black people get their ass beat by police today, 414 00:26:51,325 --> 00:26:54,160 but the whole world gotta stop for one little whitey down a hole. 415 00:26:59,917 --> 00:27:01,084 Cindy! 416 00:27:03,504 --> 00:27:05,505 The TV's leaking! 417 00:27:07,174 --> 00:27:08,174 Cindy? 418 00:27:09,176 --> 00:27:10,718 Cindy, something's wrong here. 419 00:27:26,902 --> 00:27:29,362 Cindy, this bitch is messing up my floor! 420 00:27:34,285 --> 00:27:35,702 Cindy, help me! 421 00:27:36,036 --> 00:27:37,203 l'm not listening. 422 00:27:40,207 --> 00:27:41,583 Get up, you little ugly bitch. 423 00:27:41,750 --> 00:27:43,293 Come on. Let me see what you got. 424 00:27:43,586 --> 00:27:45,670 What you gonna do? That's all? 425 00:27:50,885 --> 00:27:52,343 l'm whupping her ass, Cindy! 426 00:27:52,761 --> 00:27:53,761 Yeah! What's up? 427 00:28:08,027 --> 00:28:11,529 Cindy, please help me! Cindy! 428 00:28:12,740 --> 00:28:15,783 Okay, hang on a second. Hello? 429 00:28:15,910 --> 00:28:18,536 Father Muldoon here. We're getting aIong famousIy. 430 00:28:18,746 --> 00:28:20,580 Thanks again, Father. Bye-bye. 431 00:28:20,998 --> 00:28:24,667 Brenda? 432 00:28:27,505 --> 00:28:28,922 Brenda! 433 00:28:41,936 --> 00:28:43,228 Oh, my God! 434 00:28:43,437 --> 00:28:46,606 Yes, yes, of course l'll tell her. Thank you. 435 00:28:48,651 --> 00:28:52,278 Sue's teacher, Brenda. She's dead. 436 00:28:54,281 --> 00:28:57,200 -l'd better tell her. -No, no, no. l can do it. 437 00:29:03,457 --> 00:29:04,958 -Sue? -Yes? 438 00:29:06,502 --> 00:29:09,295 -You know your teacher, Miss Brenda? -Yeah? 439 00:29:09,505 --> 00:29:10,630 She's dead! 440 00:29:11,757 --> 00:29:15,218 Gone forever! Died a horrible, painful death! 441 00:29:15,761 --> 00:29:17,929 Gone, gone, gone, just like your dog! 442 00:29:18,264 --> 00:29:19,264 My dog's dead? 443 00:29:19,515 --> 00:29:23,059 l just ran him over with the car when l drove in! 444 00:29:23,143 --> 00:29:25,478 Everyone you love around you is dying! 445 00:29:35,155 --> 00:29:36,990 Hello, Father. 446 00:29:37,074 --> 00:29:40,660 Don't call me "Father." l haven't been a clergyman since... 447 00:29:44,164 --> 00:29:46,291 l'm sorry about that night. 448 00:29:47,209 --> 00:29:51,296 lf l hadn't fallen asleep while driving for that exact 20 minutes, 449 00:29:51,672 --> 00:29:54,924 if l hadn't drank that exact whole bottle of Jägermeister, 450 00:29:55,259 --> 00:29:59,929 if l hadn't raped and mutilated that exact mulatto hitchhiker... 451 00:30:00,014 --> 00:30:01,681 -Sayaman... -...if l hadn't been caught in that 452 00:30:01,765 --> 00:30:04,434 exact motel room with those exact two boys... 453 00:30:04,518 --> 00:30:08,521 Sayaman. l don't see what any of this has to do with Annie. 454 00:30:08,897 --> 00:30:11,566 l'm sorry. Those were other nights. 455 00:30:11,650 --> 00:30:14,152 But if it had been that night, 456 00:30:14,236 --> 00:30:17,947 l might have missed her. That terrible night. 457 00:30:24,079 --> 00:30:25,371 Hey! 458 00:30:38,761 --> 00:30:42,221 -lt's your wife, Father. She's hurt. -Annie? 459 00:30:42,556 --> 00:30:44,891 She was hit by a truck and she's pinned against a tree. 460 00:30:45,559 --> 00:30:46,559 l don't understand. 461 00:30:47,019 --> 00:30:50,521 As long as the truck has her pinned, she'll stay alive. 462 00:30:51,065 --> 00:30:52,482 l still don't get it. 463 00:30:56,904 --> 00:31:00,073 This is your wife. 464 00:31:01,909 --> 00:31:02,950 She broke her wiener? 465 00:31:06,163 --> 00:31:08,373 Look what happens to the taco. 466 00:31:10,334 --> 00:31:14,420 Look, l don't understand all this fancy medical lingo. l wanna see Annie. 467 00:31:16,548 --> 00:31:18,633 She's split in half. 468 00:31:18,717 --> 00:31:22,595 You mean, like down-the-middle in half? 469 00:31:23,430 --> 00:31:24,430 At the waist. 470 00:31:24,890 --> 00:31:28,017 You mean this is the last time l can talk to the top half? 471 00:31:29,269 --> 00:31:33,523 Yes. The truck is the only thing that is holding her together. 472 00:31:34,274 --> 00:31:37,235 Let's say this is her bottom half. 473 00:31:37,945 --> 00:31:39,612 Can l squeeze in a few minutes with that? 474 00:31:40,948 --> 00:31:43,116 l'm not sure what you mean. 475 00:31:44,118 --> 00:31:46,536 -Let me explain. -Tom. 476 00:31:46,620 --> 00:31:48,621 Go to her. 477 00:31:56,296 --> 00:31:59,382 Tom, l'll need a ride home. 478 00:32:02,511 --> 00:32:05,304 Hey, baby. How's it going? 479 00:32:06,765 --> 00:32:08,141 l'm dying, Tom. 480 00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:12,145 Don't talk like that. The truck barely hit you. 481 00:32:14,481 --> 00:32:17,650 Honey, kiss me one last time. 482 00:32:20,779 --> 00:32:23,114 Promise me you'll never remarry. 483 00:32:23,907 --> 00:32:25,032 l promise. 484 00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:27,618 And no sex, either. 485 00:32:29,204 --> 00:32:31,205 l'm sorry. l didn't catch that. 486 00:32:31,832 --> 00:32:34,959 -No sex. -Honey, you're not speaking clearly. 487 00:32:35,043 --> 00:32:37,170 -Your injuries must be awful. -No sex. 488 00:32:37,254 --> 00:32:38,963 -Cruel fate to shroud my wife's... -No sex. 489 00:32:39,047 --> 00:32:40,548 -...dying words in mystery. -No sex. 490 00:32:40,632 --> 00:32:42,592 -No sex! -Poor Annie. 491 00:32:42,676 --> 00:32:45,720 We hardly knew her. She'll be missed terribly. 492 00:32:45,804 --> 00:32:48,264 -Jesus. -That's right, honey, go into the light. 493 00:32:48,348 --> 00:32:49,599 Look! 494 00:32:49,683 --> 00:32:52,143 Just tell George, "Swing away." 495 00:32:52,686 --> 00:32:54,020 Right. Swing away. 496 00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:56,939 Sure. That you understand. 497 00:32:58,942 --> 00:33:01,235 Annie? Annie! 498 00:33:03,405 --> 00:33:05,323 l'm sorry, dude. 499 00:33:05,407 --> 00:33:09,786 Don't call me dude. l'm not a stoner anymore, not since... 500 00:33:11,705 --> 00:33:13,414 Goodbye, Tom. 501 00:33:29,389 --> 00:33:31,224 l'm so sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Meeks. 502 00:33:31,975 --> 00:33:33,184 Brenda was a good friend 503 00:33:33,644 --> 00:33:34,852 when she was alive. 504 00:33:34,937 --> 00:33:39,023 My sweet, sweet Brenda. She looks so peaceful. 505 00:33:44,112 --> 00:33:47,323 lf only God had taken us instead of our daughter. 506 00:33:47,741 --> 00:33:51,244 And knowing your Brenda like l did, l'd say she wishes the same thing. 507 00:33:53,956 --> 00:33:55,081 These just came today. 508 00:33:56,208 --> 00:33:58,459 Photos from a trip she took. 509 00:34:02,256 --> 00:34:04,423 -They're blank. -Turn them around, honey. 510 00:34:07,261 --> 00:34:08,386 Yes, of course. 511 00:34:09,429 --> 00:34:11,389 -Who's this? -That's Ralph. 512 00:34:11,765 --> 00:34:13,391 He's right over there. 513 00:34:19,731 --> 00:34:20,731 Cody? 514 00:34:20,816 --> 00:34:23,693 lt's a boy. He's going to be an asshole. 515 00:34:24,444 --> 00:34:27,780 Smoke all you want. You're gonna get hit by a bus. 516 00:34:28,282 --> 00:34:30,741 That's not fooling anyone. 517 00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:34,453 -Cindy. -George. 518 00:34:34,538 --> 00:34:37,874 Hey. Sue wanted to pay her respects to her teacher. 519 00:34:38,959 --> 00:34:41,210 -You? -Brenda was my bitch. 520 00:34:41,295 --> 00:34:42,336 Of course. 521 00:34:45,632 --> 00:34:47,049 Are you okay? 522 00:34:47,134 --> 00:34:49,135 lt's just the open coffin. 523 00:34:49,553 --> 00:34:51,345 l can't believe they just leave it out here like this. 524 00:34:51,805 --> 00:34:53,973 -George, it's a wake. -Awake? 525 00:34:54,057 --> 00:34:55,600 -Brenda! lt's a miracle! -No! George, stop! 526 00:34:55,809 --> 00:34:56,976 l thought you were dead! 527 00:34:57,269 --> 00:34:59,061 Sue, your teacher's alive! 528 00:34:59,146 --> 00:35:00,521 -Hello? -What did he say? 529 00:35:00,606 --> 00:35:03,900 l got your back, George! l got your back! 530 00:35:05,152 --> 00:35:06,152 l'll tell you what! 531 00:35:09,990 --> 00:35:11,741 Mahalik, she's alive! Brenda! 532 00:35:11,825 --> 00:35:15,077 -George, stop! She's dead! -Brenda! No! We won't lose you again! 533 00:35:15,162 --> 00:35:17,163 Mahalik, help! 534 00:35:17,414 --> 00:35:18,414 Nothing! 535 00:35:21,919 --> 00:35:23,961 -She's not breathing! -No! 536 00:35:24,087 --> 00:35:26,005 Live, damn it! Live! 537 00:35:26,089 --> 00:35:27,256 Don't! 538 00:35:27,633 --> 00:35:29,300 Live, damn it! Live! 539 00:35:30,886 --> 00:35:32,345 Let me open her windpipe! 540 00:35:34,598 --> 00:35:36,682 -Charles! Charles, stop them! -Breathe! 541 00:35:40,395 --> 00:35:42,688 Someone stop them! What are they doing? 542 00:35:42,856 --> 00:35:44,231 Get off! 543 00:35:44,524 --> 00:35:46,525 She's alive! She's alive! 544 00:35:46,985 --> 00:35:49,362 Wake up! Brenda, Brenda, breathe! 545 00:36:00,540 --> 00:36:01,540 Clear! 546 00:36:01,625 --> 00:36:03,292 No! 547 00:36:08,090 --> 00:36:09,882 l got something! l got something! 548 00:36:17,599 --> 00:36:18,975 -That's it! -George! 549 00:36:19,059 --> 00:36:21,811 That's the last time l try to bring anyone back from the dead. 550 00:36:21,895 --> 00:36:26,065 George, don't get down on yourself. l know you were only trying to help. 551 00:36:26,149 --> 00:36:27,692 You're a good, caring person, 552 00:36:29,236 --> 00:36:30,528 which is why l like you. 553 00:36:31,989 --> 00:36:35,032 Thanks, Cindy, but l don't wanna screw your life up, too. 554 00:36:35,117 --> 00:36:37,034 The most caring thing l could do for everyone right now 555 00:36:37,119 --> 00:36:38,536 is to just get out of here. 556 00:36:38,620 --> 00:36:40,955 George! What about Sue? 557 00:36:42,916 --> 00:36:46,627 Yes. Of course. Once l get Sue, then... 558 00:36:46,753 --> 00:36:48,421 Wait! 559 00:36:50,090 --> 00:36:53,551 l could really use a friend right now. 560 00:36:55,595 --> 00:36:58,931 Brenda's gone, Cody resents me. 561 00:36:59,975 --> 00:37:03,185 And l'm caught up in something l can't even... 562 00:37:03,270 --> 00:37:05,521 Oh, God, it's so hard! 563 00:37:05,605 --> 00:37:08,941 Well, you're beautiful and you're pressing up against me. 564 00:37:11,445 --> 00:37:13,779 Look, Cindy, 565 00:37:13,864 --> 00:37:18,451 l know you'd never consider going out with a guy like me, 566 00:37:18,535 --> 00:37:21,495 but if you're not too busy tomorrow night... 567 00:37:23,623 --> 00:37:26,459 -ls that a yes? -Yes. 568 00:37:32,340 --> 00:37:36,052 Cindy, did Brenda ever talk to you about a tape? 569 00:37:36,136 --> 00:37:37,803 She did mention something. 570 00:37:38,138 --> 00:37:40,097 Do you mind if l go upstairs and look around? 571 00:37:40,307 --> 00:37:42,391 Yes, go. Of course. Go. 572 00:37:42,934 --> 00:37:45,770 Cody, l'll be right back, okay? 573 00:37:45,854 --> 00:37:50,316 You're getting laid tonight. He doesn't know you're a guy. 574 00:38:49,751 --> 00:38:51,377 Oh, shit. 575 00:39:31,334 --> 00:39:32,918 Hello? 576 00:39:34,379 --> 00:39:36,755 What? Willie Mays? 577 00:39:38,341 --> 00:39:40,467 Who's gay? Hello? 578 00:39:40,552 --> 00:39:41,969 ...me now? 579 00:39:42,220 --> 00:39:43,179 What? 580 00:39:43,263 --> 00:39:45,681 -Can you hear me now? -Kind of. 581 00:39:45,765 --> 00:39:47,558 -Can you hear me now? -Yes, perfect. 582 00:39:47,642 --> 00:39:50,686 -Seven days. -Seven days? 583 00:39:50,770 --> 00:39:52,646 Oh, my God. l'm gonna die next Monday? 584 00:39:52,731 --> 00:39:56,275 Yes. No, wait. Monday. That wouId be seven business days. 585 00:39:56,359 --> 00:40:00,362 -This is seven days starting now. -So seven days to this very hour? 586 00:40:00,447 --> 00:40:02,656 My watch broke. How am l gonna know the exact hour? 587 00:40:02,741 --> 00:40:05,326 Forget hours. This day, seven days from now. 588 00:40:05,452 --> 00:40:07,953 But there's a holiday coming up. Do you count the holiday as a day? 589 00:40:08,038 --> 00:40:09,830 WeII, that depends. What hoIiday? 590 00:40:09,915 --> 00:40:12,041 -Martin Luther King Day. -Then no. 591 00:40:12,125 --> 00:40:14,293 Why not? Everybody at work is taking it off. 592 00:40:14,377 --> 00:40:16,712 Jesus Christ, lady. I'm giving you seven friggin' days. 593 00:40:16,796 --> 00:40:21,300 I can come over there now and kill the shit out of you if you'd rather have that. 594 00:40:23,803 --> 00:40:25,679 George, l don't care what you say, man. 595 00:40:25,764 --> 00:40:27,640 l'm signing you up for another rap battle. 596 00:40:27,724 --> 00:40:30,059 Mahalik, l told you. That part of my life is over. 597 00:40:30,143 --> 00:40:32,519 l said the same thing about getting with CJ's sister. 598 00:40:32,604 --> 00:40:35,105 -But look at me. l'm still hitting that. -He's still hitting it, man! 599 00:40:35,190 --> 00:40:37,483 And she fine as shit! That's my sister! What? 600 00:40:37,567 --> 00:40:38,734 lt doesn't matter. l'm done. 601 00:40:38,818 --> 00:40:40,611 So, what are you gonna do with the rest of your life, dawg? 602 00:40:40,695 --> 00:40:42,404 l don't know. 603 00:40:43,823 --> 00:40:45,991 Yeah, yeah! Come on! 604 00:40:46,576 --> 00:40:49,328 Maybe my brother was right. Maybe l should just settle down. 605 00:40:51,873 --> 00:40:52,915 -What's up, then? -Mother... 606 00:40:52,999 --> 00:40:53,999 l got another one, y'all. 607 00:40:54,084 --> 00:40:58,337 Well, George, man, you can't focus on that shit, man. Let that go. 608 00:41:00,173 --> 00:41:03,008 Hey, you gotta try this shit, George. 609 00:41:06,930 --> 00:41:09,098 -Yo, man, you got to take the lid off! -What's wrong with you, man? 610 00:41:09,182 --> 00:41:10,808 -Yes, of course. -Sorry! 611 00:41:13,353 --> 00:41:15,312 -Hello? -George, something terrible has happened. 612 00:41:15,397 --> 00:41:16,605 I reaIIy need your heIp. 613 00:41:18,775 --> 00:41:22,569 -Cindy, are you okay? What's going on? -George! George, you have to help me. 614 00:41:22,654 --> 00:41:24,947 l just watched this tape, the same tape that killed Brenda. 615 00:41:25,031 --> 00:41:28,492 And then the phone rang, and this voice said that l was gonna die in seven days. 616 00:41:28,576 --> 00:41:31,161 Cindy, there's no such thing as a killer videotape. 617 00:41:31,246 --> 00:41:32,579 Hell, yeah, there is! 618 00:41:32,664 --> 00:41:34,623 ln fact, l know somebody who can definitely help you with that. 619 00:41:34,708 --> 00:41:36,125 -You do? Who? -Wait up, man. 620 00:41:36,209 --> 00:41:39,211 l heard Jamal from 90th Street, he watched that tape last week. 621 00:41:39,296 --> 00:41:41,046 -And this morning he woke up dead. -No! 622 00:41:41,131 --> 00:41:42,464 How in the hell do you wake up dead? 623 00:41:42,549 --> 00:41:44,008 'Cause you're alive when you go to sleep. 624 00:41:44,092 --> 00:41:45,676 -Wait. Just tell me who can help me. -So you telling me 625 00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:47,386 that you can go to bed dead and wake up alive? 626 00:41:47,470 --> 00:41:50,097 You can't go to bed dead! Man, that shit would be redundant. 627 00:41:50,181 --> 00:41:51,348 -Just tell me who. -No, it wouldn't. 628 00:41:51,433 --> 00:41:53,600 'Cause you can go to bed and not be dead, 629 00:41:53,685 --> 00:41:55,352 and you can die but not be in a bed. 630 00:41:55,437 --> 00:41:59,273 But you are in a bed, man. That's how you wake up dead in the first place, fool! 631 00:41:59,357 --> 00:42:01,358 Damn! That's some quantum shit right there, man! 632 00:42:01,443 --> 00:42:03,444 -That's what l'm talking about. -You should be teaching classes! 633 00:42:03,528 --> 00:42:06,113 -You steady dropping knowledge! -Just tell me who can help me! 634 00:42:06,197 --> 00:42:07,614 -Damn! -My Aunt ShaNeequa. 635 00:42:07,699 --> 00:42:09,575 Her and her man are into all this weird shit. 636 00:42:09,659 --> 00:42:11,785 They saw the tape before anybody else knew about it. 637 00:42:11,870 --> 00:42:13,078 Matter of fact, you should go see them tonight. 638 00:42:13,163 --> 00:42:15,331 -Tonight? Yeah. -Yeah. 639 00:42:15,415 --> 00:42:17,708 But who will take care of Cody? 640 00:42:19,169 --> 00:42:21,003 George, we're gonna have so much fun. 641 00:42:21,087 --> 00:42:23,172 l have some jigsaw puzzles and board games 642 00:42:23,256 --> 00:42:26,550 and baseball cards in my room, and this really cool model airplane. 643 00:42:26,634 --> 00:42:28,010 -l'm gonna go get it. -Sure. 644 00:42:28,094 --> 00:42:29,511 Okay, so l made him a snack, 645 00:42:29,596 --> 00:42:31,472 and you can give him some warm milk if he can't go to sleep... 646 00:42:31,556 --> 00:42:32,556 Don't worry. 647 00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:34,308 -Everything's gonna be fine. -Here it is. 648 00:42:34,392 --> 00:42:36,602 l'm great with kids. Heads up, Cody. 649 00:42:38,688 --> 00:42:40,439 And in case of emergencies, 650 00:42:40,523 --> 00:42:42,274 -l left some numbers... -l'm okay. 651 00:42:43,026 --> 00:42:46,653 Sorry. You okay, kiddo? That a boy! 652 00:42:50,700 --> 00:42:52,534 And l guess that's it. 653 00:42:52,619 --> 00:42:55,037 -Okay, l'm off. -Right. 654 00:42:55,622 --> 00:43:00,542 You know, it's funny. All a child ever really wants is a family. 655 00:43:00,794 --> 00:43:01,877 Yo. 656 00:43:02,837 --> 00:43:05,381 -Cody really likes you. -He's a good kid. 657 00:43:05,465 --> 00:43:06,924 Yeah. 658 00:43:09,511 --> 00:43:11,387 -Bye. -Bye. 659 00:43:27,195 --> 00:43:30,114 -Hello? -l know. 660 00:43:30,198 --> 00:43:32,991 You're Cindy. Be right with you. 661 00:43:33,493 --> 00:43:34,701 Aunt ShaNeequa? 662 00:43:35,412 --> 00:43:40,833 Bingo. But you can call me the Oracle. And don't worry about that vase. 663 00:43:41,126 --> 00:43:43,710 What vase? Sorry, l didn't know. 664 00:43:46,506 --> 00:43:47,631 That vase. 665 00:43:49,259 --> 00:43:50,759 Please, sit. 666 00:43:56,391 --> 00:43:57,558 lt was the chair. 667 00:44:05,024 --> 00:44:06,358 Yes, the chair. 668 00:44:07,777 --> 00:44:12,239 l know why you've come. A great mystery lies ahead of you, 669 00:44:12,323 --> 00:44:14,533 but you must not shy away from the challenge. 670 00:44:15,285 --> 00:44:17,411 Only you can be the one who will... 671 00:44:19,247 --> 00:44:20,497 -Orpheus? -What, baby? 672 00:44:20,582 --> 00:44:21,623 Sweetie? 673 00:44:22,917 --> 00:44:24,835 l'm watching the game. 674 00:44:26,254 --> 00:44:27,504 Do you mind? 675 00:44:29,924 --> 00:44:31,300 The Lakers will win by 1 2. 676 00:44:34,220 --> 00:44:36,388 -So can you tell me about... -The tape? 677 00:44:36,931 --> 00:44:39,850 -Yes. l watched it, and... -The phone rang. 678 00:44:40,852 --> 00:44:44,396 -Right. And then this voice said... -That you would die in seven days. 679 00:44:44,481 --> 00:44:46,899 -Okay, that's getting... -Extremely annoying. 680 00:44:46,983 --> 00:44:49,651 -Yeah. -Try being married to her. 681 00:44:49,736 --> 00:44:52,613 l catch shit about women l ain't slept with yet. 682 00:44:54,741 --> 00:44:56,408 You made a copy of the tape. Let's see it. 683 00:44:56,826 --> 00:44:58,410 Yes, okay. 684 00:45:04,876 --> 00:45:06,126 ShaNeequa, can you tell me if... 685 00:45:06,211 --> 00:45:09,671 The tape is connected to the crop circles and the aliens? Yes. 686 00:45:10,215 --> 00:45:13,550 But it's up to you to discover how for yourself. 687 00:45:14,469 --> 00:45:16,762 -Look, it's a... -Cigarette? 688 00:45:17,555 --> 00:45:19,473 l was going to say "lighthouse." 689 00:45:20,934 --> 00:45:23,227 Find that lighthouse. lt's your destiny. 690 00:45:26,189 --> 00:45:28,524 Wait. What is that? 691 00:45:33,363 --> 00:45:35,489 Oh, my God. 692 00:45:54,300 --> 00:45:55,759 There we go. 693 00:45:57,845 --> 00:45:59,638 Now, baby... 694 00:46:00,431 --> 00:46:02,432 l knew that was gonna happen. 695 00:46:03,601 --> 00:46:05,102 Come on. 696 00:46:06,688 --> 00:46:09,481 Hell, no. Get your ass out the TV! 697 00:46:09,566 --> 00:46:13,110 What's wrong with you? l'm gonna teach you not to be... 698 00:46:13,236 --> 00:46:15,320 -Get out that TV! -Baby, no! No! 699 00:46:15,405 --> 00:46:17,239 -No! Let her go! Let her go! Let her go! -Yeah! 700 00:46:17,323 --> 00:46:19,324 Come on, we gonna get another lawsuit. Come on! 701 00:46:19,409 --> 00:46:21,034 She spit on me. l'll kill the bitch. 702 00:46:22,161 --> 00:46:25,205 You won. You won. You won. You won. 703 00:46:25,290 --> 00:46:26,623 -Upstairs. Upstairs. -Okay. Okay. 704 00:46:26,708 --> 00:46:27,833 -Down low. -Okay. 705 00:46:27,917 --> 00:46:29,418 -All right. -Baby, no! 706 00:46:29,502 --> 00:46:32,629 -Kill her! ls you crazy? ls you crazy? -Baby! 707 00:46:33,798 --> 00:46:35,048 -What you gonna brush now? -Cool down. 708 00:46:35,133 --> 00:46:36,675 What you gonna brush now, huh? 709 00:46:38,344 --> 00:46:39,970 You picked the wrong TV to come out of. 710 00:46:45,518 --> 00:46:47,728 George? Cody? 711 00:46:51,024 --> 00:46:52,399 George? 712 00:46:53,568 --> 00:46:56,612 -What happened? -l don't know. 713 00:46:56,696 --> 00:47:00,240 Cody and l were playing a fun game, and then l looked down and... 714 00:47:01,159 --> 00:47:02,743 Yahtzee! 715 00:47:09,208 --> 00:47:10,250 No! 716 00:47:12,211 --> 00:47:14,004 Oh, my God! 717 00:47:14,422 --> 00:47:16,506 -How could you let him watch the tape? -l didn't... 718 00:47:25,433 --> 00:47:27,976 -Hello? -It's me. 719 00:47:28,061 --> 00:47:30,103 -How you doing? -Fine. 720 00:47:30,605 --> 00:47:33,315 Enjoying your Iast week? I can't wait to see you. 721 00:47:33,399 --> 00:47:36,234 -Six days now, right? -Yeah. 722 00:47:36,319 --> 00:47:38,862 WeII, it was great catching up, but can I speak to Cody? 723 00:47:38,946 --> 00:47:41,239 Why? He didn't watch the tape. 724 00:47:41,324 --> 00:47:44,201 Yes, he did. Come on, Cindy, I do this for a living. 725 00:47:44,285 --> 00:47:45,369 Leave us alone! 726 00:47:51,292 --> 00:47:52,626 -Hello? -Hello, 727 00:47:52,710 --> 00:47:56,755 I'm calling from Reader's Digest with a fantastic offer for Cody. 728 00:47:57,423 --> 00:48:00,342 No, you're not! You're that evil little girl from the tape! 729 00:48:00,968 --> 00:48:04,179 Okay, you got me. How about I just Ieave a message for him? 730 00:48:04,263 --> 00:48:05,931 Fine. 731 00:48:08,768 --> 00:48:11,436 Yeah. Okay, how do you spell that? 732 00:48:12,397 --> 00:48:15,941 Right. Okay, got it. Bye-bye. 733 00:48:22,615 --> 00:48:25,534 -l can't believe you let that happen. -l know. l'm sorry, l screwed up... 734 00:48:25,618 --> 00:48:27,619 Listen, we can still save him. 735 00:48:27,704 --> 00:48:31,456 The answer to the tape, to your crop circles, is at a lighthouse. 736 00:48:31,541 --> 00:48:34,251 -You think l'm crazy, don't you? -Of course l do, 737 00:48:34,544 --> 00:48:37,671 but the last thing you need now is a screw-up like me. 738 00:48:37,755 --> 00:48:40,465 -l'm gonna leave for good. -Wait. 739 00:48:42,468 --> 00:48:45,554 Well, what should l tell Cody? 740 00:48:46,389 --> 00:48:49,266 Let him down easy. Tell him l got called away on business. 741 00:48:49,350 --> 00:48:51,309 You'll think of something. 742 00:48:51,394 --> 00:48:53,729 Testicular cancer. He won't ask questions. 743 00:48:53,813 --> 00:48:56,982 -l knew you'd understand. -George! 744 00:48:57,066 --> 00:49:03,071 Just be careful. Something weird is going on at your farm. l know it. 745 00:49:03,156 --> 00:49:04,448 l don't know what you're talking about. 746 00:49:04,532 --> 00:49:06,700 Sometimes a sheep just needs to be pushed through the fence. 747 00:49:06,784 --> 00:49:09,077 -What? -Goodbye, Cindy. 748 00:49:33,936 --> 00:49:35,103 Sue? 749 00:49:35,188 --> 00:49:36,354 l can't sleep. 750 00:49:37,190 --> 00:49:40,358 Well, it's way past your bedtime. 751 00:49:42,361 --> 00:49:46,490 Won't you rock me to sleep in your big, strong arms? 752 00:49:48,284 --> 00:49:50,202 There's plenty of room under the covers. 753 00:49:50,995 --> 00:49:52,871 lt's a hot night. 754 00:49:53,372 --> 00:49:55,373 You don't need to wear pajamas. 755 00:49:57,293 --> 00:49:58,376 Where is my daughter? 756 00:49:58,669 --> 00:50:00,921 Are you mad? l am your daughter. 757 00:50:01,005 --> 00:50:02,672 No, you're not! 758 00:50:04,884 --> 00:50:06,635 Come here! 759 00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:09,387 -What did you do with Sue? -l didn't touch her. l swear. 760 00:50:09,514 --> 00:50:13,141 -l don't believe you! -Please! For God's sakes, she's a girl! 761 00:50:13,226 --> 00:50:14,351 You sick... 762 00:50:35,498 --> 00:50:36,998 Daddy! 763 00:50:37,083 --> 00:50:40,418 How do you like it, huh? Having fun? 764 00:50:57,728 --> 00:51:00,188 Tom, are you... 765 00:51:01,190 --> 00:51:03,358 What in the world? 766 00:51:05,945 --> 00:51:07,779 Look. 767 00:51:07,905 --> 00:51:09,489 What is that thing? 768 00:51:09,949 --> 00:51:11,616 l don't know. 769 00:51:12,201 --> 00:51:14,744 Maybe Cindy was right. 770 00:51:30,303 --> 00:51:32,554 Please, sir. All l need is five minutes. 771 00:51:32,638 --> 00:51:35,724 And l told you, Campbell, no more paranoid on-air rants 772 00:51:35,808 --> 00:51:37,309 about the supernatural. 773 00:51:37,435 --> 00:51:40,979 l know. This station is about sex, violence and the weather. 774 00:51:41,063 --> 00:51:42,731 Yes. That reminds me. 775 00:51:42,815 --> 00:51:45,734 We're gonna need that "Porn Star Shot Dead in a Hurricane" story. 776 00:51:45,818 --> 00:51:47,360 One hour. 777 00:51:47,445 --> 00:51:49,738 Meanwhile, a tornado in Charleston 778 00:51:49,822 --> 00:51:52,407 threatens a clothing-optional beach where, just yesterday, 779 00:51:52,491 --> 00:51:54,743 a naked coupIe was brutaIIy murdered. 780 00:51:54,827 --> 00:51:56,578 -This just five miIes from the spot... -l'm sorry. 781 00:51:56,662 --> 00:51:59,080 ...where the Iast naked coupIe was brutaIIy murdered. 782 00:51:59,165 --> 00:52:01,333 Turning now to sports. 783 00:52:01,417 --> 00:52:06,254 And an eviI videotape that kiIIs anyone who watches it in seven days. 784 00:52:06,339 --> 00:52:08,757 It's true. We're aII in danger. 785 00:52:08,841 --> 00:52:10,425 -There's an alien force out there... -Oh, no. 786 00:52:10,509 --> 00:52:12,844 ...that's trying to prevent you from knowing the truth. 787 00:52:12,929 --> 00:52:15,221 -Campbell, are you insane? -Trust me, it's a horrible fate. 788 00:52:15,306 --> 00:52:16,431 -Carson, l have to do this. -Do you hear me? 789 00:52:16,515 --> 00:52:18,600 Correction, there really is no danger. 790 00:52:18,684 --> 00:52:21,353 ActuaIIy, I didn't reaIIy mean anything I just said. 791 00:52:21,854 --> 00:52:24,272 Yes, l did. Every word of it. 792 00:52:24,357 --> 00:52:26,524 Everyone watching this could be dead in a week. 793 00:52:33,032 --> 00:52:34,366 1-3-4-19... 794 00:52:37,036 --> 00:52:38,078 4-6-9... 795 00:52:38,162 --> 00:52:42,123 I been cIeaning after this dumb-ass cracker, Giggins, for 10 years. 796 00:52:42,208 --> 00:52:44,793 But I been waxing his bitch's ass for 12. 797 00:52:44,877 --> 00:52:46,378 Know what I'm saying, nigger? 798 00:52:46,462 --> 00:52:49,297 I ride that ho Iike your mama rides the bus. 799 00:52:49,382 --> 00:52:51,132 She likes her some chocolate. 800 00:52:51,217 --> 00:52:53,426 Sharpton for President, y'all. I'm outty. 801 00:52:54,387 --> 00:52:55,553 Peace. 802 00:52:56,514 --> 00:52:59,307 An evil videotape that kills people in seven days? 803 00:52:59,392 --> 00:53:01,434 Alien forces threatening the world? 804 00:53:01,519 --> 00:53:03,269 And who in the hell is this Cindy Campbell? 805 00:53:03,354 --> 00:53:06,064 lf what she says is true, we're facing an unprecedented crisis. 806 00:53:06,148 --> 00:53:08,483 -Get me the President. -You are the President. 807 00:53:08,567 --> 00:53:12,153 Good. Then l already know about this. Let's order lunch. 808 00:53:12,238 --> 00:53:14,781 Sir, l think you need to go on TV 809 00:53:14,865 --> 00:53:18,493 and convince the people that there is no such thing as a UFO. 810 00:53:18,577 --> 00:53:20,412 Don't spell in front of me, damn it. 811 00:53:21,247 --> 00:53:24,165 Aliens, sir. There's no such thing as aliens. 812 00:53:24,250 --> 00:53:26,001 -That's not quite true. -Sir? 813 00:53:26,085 --> 00:53:29,129 A year ago, a UFO crash-landed in New Mexico. 814 00:53:29,422 --> 00:53:32,173 -A body may have been recovered. -"May have been"? 815 00:53:32,258 --> 00:53:35,093 Well, there was a terrible mix-up. 816 00:53:35,177 --> 00:53:39,514 lt was Thanksgiving. The body was sent down to the kitchen. 817 00:53:39,598 --> 00:53:43,435 They shoved stuffing up its ass, and we ate it at a state dinner. 818 00:53:43,519 --> 00:53:44,978 That's the last l saw of it. 819 00:53:45,062 --> 00:53:48,648 No, scratch that. There were some sandwiches made the next day. 820 00:53:48,733 --> 00:53:51,359 -Mr. President! Listen to me carefully. -Agent Thompson! 821 00:53:51,444 --> 00:53:52,736 Back away from that window! 822 00:53:53,195 --> 00:53:55,613 What? Did l forget to put my pants on again? 823 00:53:55,698 --> 00:53:59,367 No, sir. lt's just a feeling l've been having since the news about the aliens. 824 00:53:59,452 --> 00:54:01,536 -Something's not right. -l know what you mean. 825 00:54:01,620 --> 00:54:04,664 Like that feeling that something's not right. 826 00:54:05,916 --> 00:54:08,043 What is it? 827 00:54:08,127 --> 00:54:09,961 Some old Tupac, sir. 828 00:54:12,298 --> 00:54:16,718 All Eyez on Me. Hey, this shit is banging. 829 00:54:16,802 --> 00:54:19,179 Thank you, sir. l appreciate it. 830 00:55:33,379 --> 00:55:34,838 Hello, Cindy. 831 00:55:37,883 --> 00:55:42,095 l am the Architect. You have many questions. 832 00:55:44,557 --> 00:55:46,683 l've been watching you for a very long time. 833 00:55:49,061 --> 00:55:50,311 So l see. 834 00:55:50,688 --> 00:55:53,398 But what is the connection between the crop circles and the videotape? 835 00:55:53,482 --> 00:55:56,943 The answer is simple. You are the eventuality of an anomaly. 836 00:55:57,027 --> 00:55:59,612 You are inexorably seeking a sedulant probability. 837 00:55:59,697 --> 00:56:02,490 -"Sedulant"? -Grotesquery? No? 838 00:56:02,575 --> 00:56:05,785 What about "contingent affirmation"? That's got to mean something. 839 00:56:05,870 --> 00:56:10,582 Hey! Hey! You put cameras in my bathroom? 840 00:56:12,084 --> 00:56:14,419 l can't... What is this? 841 00:56:14,503 --> 00:56:17,797 Oh, my God. Well, it was a long winter. l... 842 00:56:17,882 --> 00:56:20,550 -This is an invasion of... -Sorry. 843 00:56:20,634 --> 00:56:23,469 l can't help it. lt's very lonely in here. 844 00:56:23,554 --> 00:56:26,639 Ergo, l haven't been with anyone in a very long time, 845 00:56:26,724 --> 00:56:30,310 not counting myself, or this chair. 846 00:56:31,020 --> 00:56:34,439 l call her... Linda. 847 00:56:34,899 --> 00:56:37,025 Could you just cut to the chase? l'm kind of in a rush. 848 00:56:37,109 --> 00:56:39,360 Why? You can always sleep over if you want. 849 00:56:39,445 --> 00:56:41,529 Linda's built for two, and she vibrates. 850 00:56:41,614 --> 00:56:44,949 Stop it! Just tell me what l need to know! Who is that little girl? 851 00:56:45,034 --> 00:56:46,451 Okay, okay! 852 00:56:48,954 --> 00:56:52,332 My wife and l wanted a child, but she couldn't get pregnant. 853 00:56:52,416 --> 00:56:55,376 -Neither could l. -So you adopted? 854 00:56:55,461 --> 00:56:57,962 We loved our daughter, but she was evil. 855 00:56:58,088 --> 00:57:02,675 Made the horses crazy, killed our puppies, hid the remote, really sick shit. 856 00:57:02,968 --> 00:57:05,803 My wife took her to the old family farm and drowned her in the well. 857 00:57:06,805 --> 00:57:09,390 l felt a simple time-out would've been sufficient. 858 00:57:10,100 --> 00:57:13,061 But Tabitha imprinted her evil on a videotape. 859 00:57:13,812 --> 00:57:16,898 -l never meant for it to get out, but... -But what? 860 00:57:17,483 --> 00:57:20,068 l put it in the wrong box and returned it to Blockbuster, 861 00:57:20,152 --> 00:57:22,237 instead of my copy of Pootie Tang. 862 00:57:22,321 --> 00:57:25,073 And it's been circulating and killing ever since. 863 00:57:25,157 --> 00:57:26,950 Just like Pootie Tang. 864 00:57:28,160 --> 00:57:30,912 -But what does this have to do with aliens? -l don't know. 865 00:57:30,996 --> 00:57:33,873 Perhaps Tabitha's summoning them to kill us all. 866 00:57:33,958 --> 00:57:37,752 An alien invasion? l have to warn the world. 867 00:57:37,836 --> 00:57:40,296 lt's already begun. You're too late. 868 00:57:41,006 --> 00:57:42,548 Oh, my God. 869 00:57:42,883 --> 00:57:45,134 But not too late to make an old man happy. 870 00:57:46,845 --> 00:57:48,888 What? What? 871 00:57:48,973 --> 00:57:51,766 And now, reports of Iights in the sky. 872 00:57:51,850 --> 00:57:54,185 Glimpses of spacecraft. 873 00:57:54,270 --> 00:57:58,231 PossibIe aIien sightings being reported aII over the world. 874 00:57:58,315 --> 00:57:59,732 Are they aIiens? 875 00:57:59,817 --> 00:58:02,277 The first video images are coming in. 876 00:58:02,361 --> 00:58:05,905 Disturbing home video tonight from a ranch outside Sydney, Australia. 877 00:58:06,532 --> 00:58:08,950 Watch very carefuIIy now. 878 00:58:09,034 --> 00:58:11,369 There. There it is. Let's see that again. 879 00:58:12,997 --> 00:58:14,580 Very, very disturbing. 880 00:58:15,124 --> 00:58:17,375 And this just in from São Paulo, Brazil. 881 00:58:20,546 --> 00:58:21,713 Let's see that again. 882 00:58:27,386 --> 00:58:30,054 Very, very disturbing. 883 00:58:30,848 --> 00:58:33,516 And this just in from south Texas. 884 00:58:37,855 --> 00:58:41,065 Do they pose a threat? Only one thing's for certain. 885 00:58:41,150 --> 00:58:44,110 We are aII going to be kiIIed. 886 00:58:44,194 --> 00:58:45,778 We have to board up the house. 887 00:58:46,739 --> 00:58:48,323 Are you sure this is necessary, WiIson? 888 00:58:48,407 --> 00:58:50,575 Having an awards ceremony at a time like this? 889 00:58:50,659 --> 00:58:53,786 Yes, sir. Everything must appear business as usual. 890 00:58:53,871 --> 00:58:56,664 The nation, while not yet panicked, is deeply disturbed. 891 00:58:56,749 --> 00:58:58,333 Right. Good, let's see if we can steer that course, 892 00:58:58,417 --> 00:59:01,753 keeping everybody deeply disturbed. We don't want a panic. 893 00:59:01,837 --> 00:59:04,339 Very few presidents have faced a crisis like this. 894 00:59:04,423 --> 00:59:07,342 l wonder what President Ford would've done. 895 00:59:07,426 --> 00:59:11,179 Well, if the buck stops here, the buck stops here. 896 00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:16,309 Thank you, all, and welcome to the White House. 897 00:59:16,393 --> 00:59:20,355 The Mother Teresa Awards recognize those 898 00:59:20,439 --> 00:59:23,441 who have overcome the severest handicaps and disadvantages 899 00:59:23,525 --> 00:59:25,777 to help others in their communities. 900 00:59:25,861 --> 00:59:29,030 The young, the old, black and white. 901 00:59:29,114 --> 00:59:31,991 Our Native-American friends. Hey, how are you? 902 00:59:32,076 --> 00:59:35,787 Hey, how are you? Hey, how are you? Hey, how are you? 903 00:59:36,955 --> 00:59:39,290 Well, it is therefore my honor 904 00:59:39,375 --> 00:59:44,087 to present each and every one of you with this symbol of merit. 905 00:59:49,426 --> 00:59:51,552 The room is secure, Mr. President. 906 00:59:51,637 --> 00:59:53,471 -Or is it? -Sir? 907 00:59:53,555 --> 00:59:55,014 l've been thinking, Thompson. 908 00:59:55,474 --> 00:59:57,558 What if the aliens could take over human bodies? 909 00:59:57,643 --> 01:00:00,353 They'd look just like us, or almost. 910 01:00:00,437 --> 01:00:02,063 l never thought of that, sir. 911 01:00:02,147 --> 01:00:04,107 We should be on alert for anything suspicious. 912 01:00:04,650 --> 01:00:08,111 -They could be anywhere, even... -Right here. 913 01:00:08,612 --> 01:00:11,239 My God. We'd never see the attack coming. 914 01:00:11,323 --> 01:00:13,866 -lt's frightening, sir! -Don't panic. 915 01:00:14,743 --> 01:00:18,246 We'll just move slowly toward the exit. 916 01:00:19,415 --> 01:00:22,083 At last we meet, Mr. President. 917 01:00:22,167 --> 01:00:25,378 lt's happening. l knew it! You'll never take me alive! 918 01:00:27,089 --> 01:00:28,548 She's scrambling my brain! 919 01:00:28,632 --> 01:00:29,924 l'll get her! 920 01:00:33,011 --> 01:00:35,721 No, you don't! Not on my watch! 921 01:00:35,806 --> 01:00:37,598 Good work, sir! 922 01:00:39,184 --> 01:00:41,561 Good God! The small ones have metal teeth! 923 01:00:41,645 --> 01:00:44,105 Jerry's Kids, my ass! 924 01:00:45,691 --> 01:00:49,694 Mr. President! Mr. President, have you gone completely insane? 925 01:00:50,112 --> 01:00:51,279 Like a fox. 926 01:00:51,572 --> 01:00:54,782 We gotta talk to the one person who saw this coming, Cindy Campbell. 927 01:00:54,867 --> 01:00:58,661 She knows how to defeat the aliens, these filthy, rotten scum! 928 01:00:59,371 --> 01:01:01,914 You hideous creature! Get off my planet! 929 01:01:01,999 --> 01:01:03,249 No! 930 01:01:03,333 --> 01:01:05,918 -Mr. President, is everything all right? -The exits are all blocked. 931 01:01:06,003 --> 01:01:07,462 l'll find one, sir. 932 01:01:07,546 --> 01:01:09,672 Everybody, clear! 933 01:01:11,842 --> 01:01:14,802 This way, sir! God, this is exciting! 934 01:01:14,887 --> 01:01:17,638 You're excited? You should feel my nipples. 935 01:01:18,140 --> 01:01:20,558 Cody? Cody? 936 01:01:21,393 --> 01:01:23,978 Cody, where are you? Honey? 937 01:01:24,062 --> 01:01:26,314 After today's incident in the East Room, 938 01:01:26,398 --> 01:01:28,900 the White House is now advising aII citizens 939 01:01:28,984 --> 01:01:32,737 to board up their homes and prepare for an aIien invasion. 940 01:01:33,197 --> 01:01:34,697 Oh, no. 941 01:01:34,781 --> 01:01:37,325 And now, a News 8 exclusive, 942 01:01:37,409 --> 01:01:39,660 the kiIIer videotape you've been hearing about. 943 01:01:39,745 --> 01:01:41,287 -No... -We're the onIy station that has it, 944 01:01:41,371 --> 01:01:45,041 and we're showing it aII night. Very exciting. Let's roII it again. 945 01:01:49,505 --> 01:01:51,172 There. Nobody's getting through that sucker. 946 01:01:51,256 --> 01:01:54,800 That's great, George, but we have to get down to the cellar. 947 01:01:55,844 --> 01:01:57,678 -George. -Cindy. 948 01:01:57,763 --> 01:01:59,472 There's no time. Get down to the cellar. 949 01:01:59,556 --> 01:02:00,932 -Cody! Thank God! -Aunt Cindy! 950 01:02:01,016 --> 01:02:04,227 -l've been worried sick about you. -He just showed up about an hour ago. 951 01:02:04,311 --> 01:02:06,312 -l tried to call. -No, he didn't. 952 01:02:07,189 --> 01:02:10,399 -Okay, but l was gonna. -No, he wasn't. 953 01:02:11,235 --> 01:02:13,819 Look, Cody, the point is you can't just run away like that. 954 01:02:14,780 --> 01:02:16,364 l wanted to be with George. 955 01:02:16,448 --> 01:02:19,367 Honey, l know you want a dad, but... 956 01:02:19,451 --> 01:02:23,788 Trust me, Cody, l'm not good at anything. Why would l be good at that? 957 01:02:23,872 --> 01:02:25,373 Uncle George! 958 01:02:38,804 --> 01:02:40,429 lt's gonna be okay, Cody. 959 01:02:41,139 --> 01:02:42,640 l'm going to die, aren't l? 960 01:02:43,725 --> 01:02:47,853 Cody, did l ever tell you what your mom said about you the day you were born? 961 01:02:48,605 --> 01:02:49,647 No. 962 01:02:49,898 --> 01:02:53,943 l was in the delivery room with her. She was having a hard time. 963 01:02:54,027 --> 01:02:55,611 Then you began to come out of her. 964 01:02:56,780 --> 01:02:59,031 And your mom screamed and screamed in pain. 965 01:02:59,116 --> 01:03:02,535 She yelled, "Just kill me. Bludgeon me with a bedpan. 966 01:03:02,619 --> 01:03:05,413 "Whatever you do, put me out of this pain." 967 01:03:05,497 --> 01:03:07,707 She was gushing torrents of blood. 968 01:03:07,791 --> 01:03:09,667 l have this all on tape if you wanna see it someday. 969 01:03:10,502 --> 01:03:12,169 Well, finally you came out. 970 01:03:12,588 --> 01:03:14,380 Your mom cut your umbilical cord herself. 971 01:03:15,424 --> 01:03:17,383 Well, on the second try. 972 01:03:18,135 --> 01:03:20,136 The first time, she snipped your penis in half. 973 01:03:21,138 --> 01:03:24,223 After all, she was drunk. Actually, drugged. 974 01:03:24,308 --> 01:03:26,934 We'd been out the night before, celebrating Saint Patrick's Day, 975 01:03:27,019 --> 01:03:29,437 and she thought, "Hey, l never tasted crystal meth." 976 01:03:29,521 --> 01:03:30,646 So she did just a little. 977 01:03:31,523 --> 01:03:33,608 -My penis? -Yes. 978 01:03:33,900 --> 01:03:35,276 They sewed it on upside-down. 979 01:03:36,278 --> 01:03:39,614 -So that's why l pee up? -Yes. We'll get it fixed, honey. 980 01:03:39,698 --> 01:03:42,533 lt's on my list of things. Right after we get TiVo. 981 01:03:42,618 --> 01:03:44,410 Anyway, there you were. 982 01:03:44,494 --> 01:03:49,290 And your mom turned to me, and she said "Hey, you want him? Take him." 983 01:03:49,374 --> 01:03:53,461 Then she died. And l took you. Do you know why? 984 01:03:54,713 --> 01:03:58,257 l had just lost my cat in a fire, and l needed something to pet and feed. 985 01:03:58,800 --> 01:04:00,718 And l miss that cat, Cody. 986 01:04:01,386 --> 01:04:05,139 But l love you, and nothing's ever gonna change that, 987 01:04:05,223 --> 01:04:07,808 not even the very painful death we're about to experience. 988 01:04:07,893 --> 01:04:09,393 George! George. 989 01:04:17,861 --> 01:04:20,321 -Are they gone? -l don't hear anything. 990 01:04:28,038 --> 01:04:30,998 -Don't worry, Sue. lt'll be all right. -lt was Uncle George. 991 01:04:31,083 --> 01:04:33,167 Well, it's scary. 992 01:04:34,586 --> 01:04:37,004 Good work, Sue. 993 01:04:37,089 --> 01:04:40,716 l don't know what stupid, idiotic thing made these lights go off. 994 01:04:41,551 --> 01:04:43,761 All right, there's some spare fuses in the crawlspace. 995 01:04:43,845 --> 01:04:45,429 lf l can get to them, l can get these lights back on. 996 01:04:46,890 --> 01:04:49,350 Quick, George, grab that railroad tie. 997 01:04:49,434 --> 01:04:51,060 Jam it against the door. 998 01:04:53,271 --> 01:04:55,106 My balls! 999 01:04:56,024 --> 01:04:59,026 Not those! Jesus! 1000 01:04:59,111 --> 01:05:00,861 No! 1001 01:05:01,405 --> 01:05:03,781 Uncle George! l'm scared! 1002 01:05:03,865 --> 01:05:05,908 Sweetie, come here. lt's okay. 1003 01:05:08,412 --> 01:05:10,705 There's something on the other side of the door. 1004 01:05:24,928 --> 01:05:26,137 l can't see anything. 1005 01:05:42,654 --> 01:05:43,821 Oh, my God. 1006 01:05:43,905 --> 01:05:45,239 Can you see them? What are they doing? 1007 01:05:45,323 --> 01:05:49,243 They're horrible. They're grayish with big black eyes. 1008 01:05:49,327 --> 01:05:51,078 Their teeth are grotesque. 1009 01:05:53,331 --> 01:05:55,458 -l think they're giggling. -What? 1010 01:05:56,918 --> 01:05:57,960 Oh, no. 1011 01:05:59,296 --> 01:06:00,337 Oh, no, l think... 1012 01:06:02,257 --> 01:06:03,841 l think they wanna eat me. 1013 01:06:07,846 --> 01:06:10,431 -Help! -Cody! Oh, my God! 1014 01:06:10,515 --> 01:06:12,933 George. Swing away, George. 1015 01:06:13,685 --> 01:06:16,729 -l'm coming, Cody. l'll save you. -Aunt Cindy, help! 1016 01:06:16,813 --> 01:06:17,855 Die! 1017 01:06:21,526 --> 01:06:24,111 Die! You damn aliens, let him go! 1018 01:06:24,196 --> 01:06:26,030 You're not getting in here! 1019 01:06:26,114 --> 01:06:27,865 -What else you got? Bring it! -George... 1020 01:06:28,366 --> 01:06:29,867 There! Had enough? 1021 01:06:31,036 --> 01:06:32,703 Forget it, Cody. Thank me later. 1022 01:06:32,788 --> 01:06:35,790 Cody. Thank God. Come on. 1023 01:06:35,874 --> 01:06:38,042 -Daddy! Daddy! -Sue! 1024 01:06:42,380 --> 01:06:44,632 Mahalik, what are you doing here? 1025 01:06:44,716 --> 01:06:46,592 Hey, man, l told you the 'hood's always got your back. 1026 01:06:46,676 --> 01:06:48,803 Thank God. There's two of them at the door. 1027 01:06:48,887 --> 01:06:50,888 -What? -They're gone. 1028 01:06:52,307 --> 01:06:55,726 Good. They couldn't get in. l hear they can't open doors. 1029 01:06:56,019 --> 01:06:59,480 They mastered space flight, but they can't get through a wooden door? 1030 01:06:59,564 --> 01:07:01,732 Look, the cellar's the safest place. 1031 01:07:01,817 --> 01:07:03,484 l say all the women and children stay here. 1032 01:07:04,402 --> 01:07:06,987 All right, and the men, we go outside and fight. 1033 01:07:07,072 --> 01:07:09,573 Right. And what's the cut-off age for children? 1034 01:07:09,658 --> 01:07:11,408 Come on, come on. 1035 01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:28,384 Follow me. 1036 01:07:41,857 --> 01:07:43,816 l'm sorry. l thought l was hitting the brake. 1037 01:07:44,776 --> 01:07:46,944 Now, we don't have to go through insurance, do we? 1038 01:07:47,863 --> 01:07:49,989 Mr. President, what are you doing here? 1039 01:07:50,073 --> 01:07:51,365 l'm looking for Cindy Campbell. 1040 01:07:51,449 --> 01:07:53,367 She may hold the key to defeating the aliens. 1041 01:07:54,202 --> 01:07:57,454 Good. The Air Force is here with those new round planes. 1042 01:07:59,416 --> 01:08:01,625 We don't have round planes, sir. 1043 01:08:02,210 --> 01:08:05,296 Oh, my God. 1044 01:08:05,422 --> 01:08:07,381 Wait. Do you hear that? 1045 01:08:18,560 --> 01:08:20,352 -Yo, what's up, George? -CJ! 1046 01:08:20,437 --> 01:08:22,396 l told you, the 'hood always got your back. 1047 01:08:22,480 --> 01:08:25,733 And l got the boys with me. Get out the car, man. 1048 01:08:25,817 --> 01:08:28,235 -Yo, who we gonna shoot? -Y'all ready to go step? 1049 01:08:28,320 --> 01:08:30,654 Well, let's go do this, 'cause l'm hyped right now, B! 1050 01:08:30,739 --> 01:08:32,907 -l'm real hyped! -You stepped on my shoe, bitch! 1051 01:08:32,991 --> 01:08:35,910 Call me another bitch again, and l'll park your truck dead in your ass. 1052 01:08:35,994 --> 01:08:37,953 -Calm down, man. -Damn, homey! 1053 01:08:38,038 --> 01:08:39,371 -ln the cornfield. -They're coming! 1054 01:08:39,456 --> 01:08:40,497 Hey, look, don't even worry about that. 1055 01:08:40,582 --> 01:08:42,416 Me and my boys here, we gonna go ahead and take care of this. 1056 01:08:42,500 --> 01:08:43,584 Hey, yo, come on, let's start it! 1057 01:08:43,668 --> 01:08:46,170 lf l was you, son, l'd bust this shit right now. 1058 01:08:46,254 --> 01:08:48,005 -Your mama! -l got your number, too, homey. 1059 01:08:48,089 --> 01:08:49,089 Hey! We over here, y'all! 1060 01:08:49,174 --> 01:08:51,592 He ain't gonna bust nothing. l got nuts bigger than him, ya heard? 1061 01:08:51,676 --> 01:08:54,553 Percival, you country-ass, maple-syrup nigger. 1062 01:08:54,638 --> 01:08:57,306 Y'all want some biscuits? You want some biscuits? 1063 01:08:59,476 --> 01:09:00,976 Get down! Get down! 1064 01:09:09,444 --> 01:09:11,445 l can't believe what l just saw. 1065 01:09:11,529 --> 01:09:15,699 These men died for their country. Send flowers to their bitches and hos. 1066 01:09:20,997 --> 01:09:23,040 l can't break free! 1067 01:09:23,166 --> 01:09:26,210 Think! They must have some kind of weakness. 1068 01:09:31,383 --> 01:09:32,633 l found it! 1069 01:09:32,717 --> 01:09:36,637 -Without their heads, they're powerless! -Please, no. We mean you no harm. 1070 01:09:36,888 --> 01:09:39,640 We traveled to your planet to find an evil little girl. 1071 01:09:39,975 --> 01:09:43,102 We must destroy her before seven days. 1072 01:09:43,186 --> 01:09:45,521 You mean you watched the videotape? 1073 01:09:45,689 --> 01:09:48,107 Our satellite picked up what we thought was Pootie Tang. 1074 01:09:48,191 --> 01:09:49,817 That was a week ago. 1075 01:09:49,901 --> 01:09:54,780 And now our entire race will die unless the girl is destroyed. 1076 01:09:56,282 --> 01:09:58,993 -See? They are peaceful. -Well, if they're so peaceful, man, 1077 01:09:59,077 --> 01:10:01,245 why were they choking us a few minutes ago? 1078 01:10:01,329 --> 01:10:03,288 That's how we say hello. 1079 01:10:04,040 --> 01:10:05,791 Hello! Nice to see you. 1080 01:10:05,875 --> 01:10:07,418 -Hello, hello. -Hello, hello. 1081 01:10:07,502 --> 01:10:09,503 Well, how do you guys say goodbye? 1082 01:10:12,007 --> 01:10:13,340 l had to ask. 1083 01:10:13,425 --> 01:10:17,094 lf you think that's strange, you should see how we pee. 1084 01:10:24,686 --> 01:10:27,438 So we're not so different after all. 1085 01:10:30,483 --> 01:10:34,862 There's something about this place. lt's like l've seen it before. 1086 01:10:37,073 --> 01:10:38,115 Oh, my God. 1087 01:10:42,454 --> 01:10:46,290 This used to be their farm. She died right here. 1088 01:11:00,889 --> 01:11:03,432 There's something down there. 1089 01:11:26,831 --> 01:11:28,749 -Push back. Follow through. -Hey. 1090 01:11:28,833 --> 01:11:31,168 -Follow through. -Yeah. You got it. 1091 01:11:31,252 --> 01:11:35,422 Just look at this. Human beings and aliens working together. 1092 01:11:35,507 --> 01:11:38,467 We're all just one big galactic family. 1093 01:11:39,260 --> 01:11:43,097 Family. That's just what l've been running away from. 1094 01:11:43,181 --> 01:11:46,016 Well, that's because you're an idiot. 1095 01:11:56,319 --> 01:11:58,612 This is it. 1096 01:11:58,696 --> 01:12:01,949 My wife took her to the oId famiIy farm and drowned her in the well. 1097 01:12:06,162 --> 01:12:10,040 The little girl. She's frightened of the well. 1098 01:12:30,603 --> 01:12:31,937 Cindy! 1099 01:13:09,767 --> 01:13:12,227 Time to go back down the well, bitch. 1100 01:13:14,856 --> 01:13:17,733 -Cindy! -No. Don't hurt him! 1101 01:13:19,402 --> 01:13:21,945 Cindy, you have to come outside. The aliens aren't invading... 1102 01:13:24,282 --> 01:13:25,908 Don't worry, Cody. l'll save you. 1103 01:13:26,659 --> 01:13:29,786 Wait! Wait. Don't do this. 1104 01:13:29,871 --> 01:13:32,080 You don't have to be evil. 1105 01:13:33,374 --> 01:13:36,126 l know what happened to you, Tabitha. 1106 01:13:38,421 --> 01:13:40,964 l know what your mom did. That was wrong. 1107 01:13:41,049 --> 01:13:44,051 You were just a little girl. And you're still that little girl, 1108 01:13:44,135 --> 01:13:48,722 just a lot more corpsy and with really bad teeth. 1109 01:13:49,390 --> 01:13:53,477 But maybe all you need is a mother. 1110 01:13:57,232 --> 01:13:58,273 And a father. 1111 01:14:11,829 --> 01:14:14,414 -We could be... -A family. 1112 01:14:19,671 --> 01:14:21,546 Thank you all. 1113 01:14:21,631 --> 01:14:25,092 Your love has broken the curse and freed my soul. 1114 01:14:25,176 --> 01:14:28,428 -l'll never have to kill again. -Really? 1115 01:14:28,721 --> 01:14:32,182 Nah! l'm just screwing with you! 1116 01:14:34,852 --> 01:14:38,188 l just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you. 1117 01:14:47,657 --> 01:14:49,658 Now it's over. 1118 01:14:50,660 --> 01:14:53,578 No, no, it's okay. He's our friend. 1119 01:14:53,663 --> 01:14:57,416 Thank you for saving our species. Now we must return to our home planet. 1120 01:14:57,500 --> 01:14:58,792 Goodbye, then. 1121 01:14:59,877 --> 01:15:01,378 Goodbye. 1122 01:15:20,565 --> 01:15:22,774 Hey, congratulations, George! 1123 01:15:22,859 --> 01:15:24,901 You know the 'hood always got your back. 1124 01:15:24,986 --> 01:15:27,070 Yeah, yeah! Come on! 1125 01:15:32,201 --> 01:15:33,410 -Bye! -Thank you. 1126 01:15:49,260 --> 01:15:54,181 George, l'm so happy. Finally we're a family. 1127 01:15:54,265 --> 01:15:56,767 Yeah. You, me, and... 1128 01:15:57,518 --> 01:15:58,560 -Damn! -Damn! 1129 01:16:00,021 --> 01:16:02,105 Cindy! George! Wait! 82573