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Okay, this one's rare.
This one is medium well. Go!
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- Hey, Phoebe! How was dinner?
- Hey!
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Dinner was good! Just saying hi!
Now I'm gonna go!
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All right, okay.
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- Oh. Well, hello there.
- Hi.
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I didn't see this on the menu.
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Phoebe, this is Tim, my new sous chef.
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- Oh. So you're Monica's boss?
- Actually, she's my boss.
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- "Sous" is French for "under."
- Ah! I "sous-stand." Heh.
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Tim, I need a calamari and a caesar salad.
And could you get me the pesto?
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- Yeah.
- You made pesto?
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Yes, I did.
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Would you say your pesto
is the best-o? Heh.
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I don't know.
I would say it's pretty good-o.
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[LAUGHING]
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I still need the calamari and the salad.
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- I like your necklace.
- Oh, I made it myself.
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- You are so talented.
- Well, it's no pesto.
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All right, let's just cut to the chase.
Okay? You're single, you're single.
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He gets off work at 11.
She'll be waiting for your call.
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I'll give him your number if I could
just get calamari and caesar salad!
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I did not yell.
I am not putting a dollar in the jar.
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- Wow, Bing! Burning the midnight oil.
- You know me, sir.
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Oh, I have a question. Do you know how
can I get around the computer network...
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...so I can access
the really good Internet porn?
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You're a joker, Bing.
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What's funny about that?
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- Sorry I kept you waiting so long.
- That's okay. Where do you wanna go?
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Oh, uh, I think you know
where I wanna go.
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- The Hard Rock Cafe?
- Yeah.
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- Again?
- Yeah.
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- I'm telling you, I like the food.
- You like the Purple Rain display.
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- Hey, Bob.
- Hey, Toby. Have a good night.
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- Did that guy just call you Toby?
- Yeah, he thinks that's my name.
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- Why don't you correct him?
- Oh, it's been way too long now.
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The first time, we were passing each other
so I didn't say anything.
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The next time he said,
"Hey, Toby, want a doughnut?"
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And I wanted the doughnut.
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Five years later, the doughnut's gone
and I'm still Toby.
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- Five years? Chandler, you have to tell him.
- No, that would be so awkward.
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Besides, we work in different departments.
He's on the sixth floor.
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So he calls me Toby once in a while.
Big deal. Could be worse.
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It's not like he's calling me Muriel.
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Muriel.
Why would he call you Muriel?
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Oh, my God.
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Chandler M. Bing.
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It's not just an M.
Your middle name is Muriel!
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Shh! It is a family name.
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Chandler Muriel Bing.
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Your parents never even
gave you a chance, did they?
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Drake, I've discovered the reason
for your headaches and memory loss.
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What is it?
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Apparently, your brain transplant
was not entirely successful.
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It seems your body
is rejecting Jessica's brain.
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Is it serious?
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Not if we extract tissue
from the original body...
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...synthesize antibodies,
introduce them into your system...
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...which could stop you
from rejecting the brain.
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That sounds simple enough.
Let's just do that.
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We would, but when we went
to exhume Jessica's body...
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...it was gone.
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DIRECTOR:
Cut. Very nice, people.
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- Let me change and we can go to dinner.
- Wh...? Oh.
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- What happened to Jessica's body?
- I'm not telling. You'll have to see it on TV.
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- You don't know, do you?
- No. Couldn't care less.
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- Hey, good scene, man. All right.
- You too.
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[CLEARING THROAT]
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- What? You weren't in it.
- Oh...
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Oh, sorry. Uh, Kash,
this is my friend Rachel. Rachel, Kash.
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- Hi.
- How come I haven't seen you here before?
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Well, heh. Joey probably
just thinks I'll embarrass him.
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He thinks I'm some kind
of soap opera nut. Ha-ha-ha.
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Which I'm not. I'm not. Ha, ha.
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Although, I do know your favorite
ice cream flavor is butter pecan.
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And, uh... And your dog's name is Wally.
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- Look at that, I'm just stroking your arm.
- Here we go.
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We're leaving. Bye, Kash.
Say hi to Wally.
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- Oh, Monica.
- Hi.
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Oh, my God, I had the best time
with Tim last night. He is so sweet.
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Ugh! I can't wait to get "sous-neath" him.
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- Uh, I... I have to fire him.
- Why?
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Because He's terrible.
He's slow. He burns things.
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Last night he lit my pastry chef on fire.
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He was nervous.
You can be very intimidating.
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And I've met your pastry chef.
She can stand to be taken down a peg.
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Well, now she has no eyebrows.
Mission accomplished.
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But Monica, he loves his job so much.
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Can't you just give him
another chance, please?
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All right. But if he lights someone
else on fire, he is out of there.
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That's fair. Thank you so much. Thanks.
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Oops, looks like when he got the pastry
chef, he got you a little bit too.
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I paid to have this done.
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Love it!
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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Oh, you know, uh,
Kash really liked you the other day.
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- He said he thought you were charming.
- Ha!
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- I thought I was an idiot.
- I'm with you.
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- He asked if you'd go out with him.
- Oh!
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Oh, I think I'm gonna throw up a little.
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- What did you say?
- I said, "No." Heh.
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What?
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I figured since you're pregnant,
you're not gonna be seeing people.
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Okay, Joey.
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First of all, Kash Ford? Not people.
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Second, what did he say
when you told him I was pregnant?
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I didn't. I didn't know
if you were telling people.
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This was back when I thought Kash
was still "people."
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- Good. Don't. Just have him call me.
- I really don't think that's such...
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Okay, you go do it.
I'll come back to that set.
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- I'll meet more actors. I'll meet them all.
- Yup.
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- Hey, Bob.
- Hey! How's my pal Toby doing today?
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- If I see him, I'll ask.
- Aah!
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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Hey, Bing. Was that Bob from six
you were just talking to?
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- Yeah.
- You know each other?
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We're on a semi-first-name basis.
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What do you think
of adding him to our team?
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Bob? Ooh.
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Working here with us? Every day?
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Yeah, I don't know if he has what it takes.
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- Really? They love him down on six.
- But this is 11.
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It's almost twice as hard up here.
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Okay, I hear you loud and clear.
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- Bob will stay put.
- I think it's best, sir.
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We really do need to find somebody.
Work is starting to pile up.
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I've got a stack of documents on my desk
this high.
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What you should do,
toss them in the shredder...
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...and claim you never got them.
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[CHUCKLES]
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That's a good one, Bing.
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What does a guy have to do
to be taken seriously around here?
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- Hey.
- Okay, I gave him another chance...
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...but Tim has got to go.
- But...
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No! No, no. He's totally incompetent.
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I called the chef
who recommended him to me.
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He said, "Ha, ha! Gotcha!"
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- Okay, but you can't fire him today.
- Why not?
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- Because I'm dumping him today.
- What? You said he was sweet.
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He is sweet. He's too sweet.
He calls me all the time.
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"Did you get home from work okay?
Did you get out of the shower okay?"
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- Just don't pick up your phone.
- Then he comes over!
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"I was worried about you."
Ugh, be a man!
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So now I'm not allowed to fire him?
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You can't fire him and dump him
in the same day. He'll kill himself.
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I fire him today,
you go out with him another week.
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Are you kidding? Another week
with that simp, I'll kill myself.
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Then we'll both do it today
and he'll just have to deal with it.
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Okay. But the question is,
who's gonna go first?
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Whoever goes second is the bitch.
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- What do you mean?
- The boss that fires a guy...
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...that's just been dumped? Bitch!
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And the woman who dumps a guy
that's just been fired?
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Blond bitch!
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I wanted to do this days ago,
so I think I should go first.
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Ugh. All right, that makes sense.
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Agh, but...
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...screw you! I'm going first!
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- Hey, Toby, you got a sec?
- Sure, what's up?
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I just had a meeting.
I was hoping to get transferred up here.
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But I found out it's not gonna happen.
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Apparently somebody thinks
I'm not "11 th-floor material."
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Say, uh, who the hell is this Chandler?
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What do you think is the better excuse
for why I'm not drinking on this date?
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Um, "I'm a recovering alcoholic,"
"I'm a Mormon"...
165
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...or "I got so hammered last night
I'm still a little drunk"?
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- Hey.
RACHEL: Hi.
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So, what do you want to do tonight?
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There's a Ukrainian film at the Angelika
that's supposed to be very powerful.
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- Interested?
- No. No.
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But I'll go see
a normal-person movie with you.
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- Rach, you wanna come?
- Oh, no, I can't. I got a date.
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- Heh. A date?
- Yeah. Why, is that weird for you?
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Why, no. It's the opposite of weird.
It's, uh... It's regular. It's, uh...
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It's mundane. It's actually a little dull.
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It's no Ukrainian film, I'll tell you.
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Ooh! Earrings!
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- A date? She's got a date? With who?
- I set her up with this actor on my show.
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- You set her up?
- No.
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- Joey, what were you thinking?
- That it would probably be okay...
180
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...because Ross hasn't gone out
with Rachel in five years.
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Joey, I'm not worried about her.
I'm worried about my baby.
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Whoever she dates, my baby dates.
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- Where is this "actor" taking them?
- Hey! I'm an "actor" too.
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I'm not sure. I think they're taking the ferry
to some Italian place on Staten Island.
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A ferry? My baby's going on a ferry?
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Do you have any idea
how dangerous those are?
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Aren't we talking about those big boats
that go, like, five miles an hour?
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Why don't they just jump out
of an airplane? That's a fun date.
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Or burn each other with matches?
That's fun too.
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Whoo!
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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- Hey, Joey.
- Hey, Kash.
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- Uh, hey, Ross, this is Kash.
- Hey.
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- Hey, I hear you're going on a ferry tonight.
- Yeah.
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Bit of a daredevil, are we?
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Hey, you guys, do you think
this is too slutty? Hi, Kash.
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- Hey, Rachel. You ready to go?
- Yeah. See you guys later.
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- Okay. Have a great time, you guys.
RACHEL: Thank you.
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And yes, it is too slutty!
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- Hi.
- Ah!
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Hi.
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I'm so glad you called.
I feel like it's always me calling you.
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So, what's up?
Is everything okay with Phoebe?
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It will be in a minute. Listen.
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- Tim, you're a really great guy.
- That's because I'm with you.
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Aw.
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I'm just... I'm in a place in my life
right now where I...
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[BEEPER BEEPING]
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Whoops! So sorry. "This just in." Heh.
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[LAUGHS]
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It's 911 from the restaurant.
That means Monica needs me.
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Oh, no, she doesn't! I know what that is.
You can stay.
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Aw...
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I'll miss you too, Pheebs.
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And I will be holding you right here.
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So, what movie do you wanna see?
And not another one I have to read.
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I get enough of that from books.
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- Books?
- All right, car magazines, cereal boxes...
219
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...but it's, like, enough!
220
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I tell you what, why don't we...?
221
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Why don't we stay. Let's not see a movie.
We'll just hang.
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Just wait for Rachel
to come back from her date?
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Hey, if that's what you wanna do,
I'm not gonna say no.
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Dude, what is going on?
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00:13:47,701 --> 00:13:51,162
- I just... I have to find out how it went.
- Why?
226
00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:53,414
This guy could be my baby's stepfather.
227
00:13:53,582 --> 00:13:56,626
They go on one date and you're worried
about them getting married?
228
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He's not you.
229
00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:03,216
I just, I can't believe she's dating.
230
00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:07,262
- What did you think she was gonna do?
- I don't know.
231
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,723
I guess I can't believe
any of this is happening.
232
00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:12,600
What do you mean?
233
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I always thought when I had another kid,
it'd be different.
234
00:14:17,773 --> 00:14:23,069
I love Ben. But every time
I drop him off at Carol and Susan's...
235
00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:26,531
...it breaks my heart a little.
236
00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:31,661
I've always had this picture
of me and my next wife in bed on Sunday.
237
00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:36,833
My kid comes running in, leaps up on
the bed and we all read the paper together.
238
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:41,129
You know?
Maybe fight over the science section.
239
00:14:41,797 --> 00:14:44,340
That's a nice picture.
Maybe you can still have that.
240
00:14:44,508 --> 00:14:48,177
No, I can't. Rachel's out with some guy.
241
00:14:48,345 --> 00:14:50,722
My baby went with her.
242
00:14:52,182 --> 00:14:55,894
If anything, that picture
keeps moving further away.
243
00:14:57,479 --> 00:14:59,647
Hey, can I ask you something?
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00:14:59,815 --> 00:15:06,029
In this picture of you and your wife,
is your wife Rachel?
245
00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:08,781
It used to be.
246
00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:13,411
Now she doesn't really have a face.
247
00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:17,373
Smoking body, though.
248
00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:24,130
Good call. But the face, Ross,
the face isn't Rachel.
249
00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:28,426
No. But, ugh, how much easier
would it be if it were?
250
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:30,762
I know, but I don't think
that's what she wants.
251
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,263
It's not what I want either.
252
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:35,016
And I can't force myself
to fall in love with her again.
253
00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:38,019
Ross, maybe you need a new picture.
254
00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:42,982
Okay? It's not gonna be what you thought.
But no matter what...
255
00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:46,945
...there's gonna be
a brand-new little baby. Your baby.
256
00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:50,657
Who cares what the picture looks like?
257
00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:53,409
Yeah.
258
00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:57,372
Hey, tell you what. Let's you and me
go out and have some fun.
259
00:15:57,539 --> 00:16:00,249
Huh? Whatever you want. Come on.
260
00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:04,712
- We can catch that Ukrainian film.
- No, I said fun.
261
00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:09,425
- Hey, Toby?
- Hey, Bobby.
262
00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:11,052
It's Bob, actually.
263
00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:17,225
You work up here. Can you tell me
where Chandler Bing's office is?
264
00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:21,854
Uh, yeah, it's right...
265
00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:25,942
Right there.
Let me ask you, why?
266
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:28,945
Ha, ha, I wanna talk to that bastard,
see what his problem is.
267
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:31,197
Okay, Bob, listen. Uh...
268
00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:35,410
I'm the reason you didn't get the job.
269
00:16:35,577 --> 00:16:37,495
- Toby, don't.
- Bob.
270
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:42,166
Toby, I'm not gonna let you
cover for him.
271
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:45,920
Anything you say will just get me
more upset with Chandler.
272
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:49,590
Well that puts me in a difficult position.
273
00:16:53,053 --> 00:16:56,597
- I got your page. Is everything okay?
- Uh, well, that depends.
274
00:16:56,765 --> 00:17:00,643
- How are things with Phoebe?
- It's great. Thank you for introducing us.
275
00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:05,064
Oh, my pleasure. Okay,
I'm afraid I've got some bad news.
276
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:08,151
- Phoebe!
- Monica!
277
00:17:09,653 --> 00:17:11,654
- I'm breaking up with you!
- You're fired!
278
00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:14,657
- What?
- I'm breaking up with you.
279
00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:18,119
- You're fired.
- Why?
280
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:22,540
I'm sorry. I'm not ready
for a relationship right now.
281
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:27,211
And I'm sorry too. But, well,
I like things done a certain way.
282
00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:32,675
- And the chemistry's just not right.
- Ooh, good. The chemistry thing for us too.
283
00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:38,264
Wow, heh. Um, okay. Um...
284
00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:41,684
I realize I came on a little strong.
285
00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:44,437
But it's only because
I think you're so amazing.
286
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:46,731
And, uh...
287
00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:51,027
I just wanna tell you how much I appreciate
you giving me an opportunity here...
288
00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:54,530
...because you're the most talented chef
I've ever worked for.
289
00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:58,201
Anyway, heh.
290
00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:07,335
- Tim, wait. Wait. Um...
- Yeah?
291
00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:12,965
I think I spoke too quickly.
There's a learning curve with this job.
292
00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:15,760
- Maybe we could try it again.
- Really?
293
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,011
Thank you so much.
294
00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:19,138
- Because I know I can be better.
- Okay.
295
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:25,019
And Tim, I just want to say
good luck here.
296
00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:34,987
- Hello. Ha, ha.
- Hi.
297
00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:36,948
Uh, how was the date?
298
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:43,329
Well, I'm alone and I just bought $15
worth of candy bars. What do you think?
299
00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:45,748
- Huh. What happened?
- Made the mistake...
300
00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:48,126
...of telling him that I was pregnant.
301
00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:52,547
- He didn't, uh, take it so well?
- Well, better than you.
302
00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:56,467
- But still not what you want.
- Oh?
303
00:18:56,635 --> 00:19:00,304
Yeah. He got all weird and sputtery.
Then he said, uh:
304
00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:03,474
"I hear those hemorrhoids
are a bitch."
305
00:19:04,017 --> 00:19:06,644
- He sounds swell.
- Doesn't he?
306
00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:09,522
Hey, you want a little cheering up?
307
00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:12,066
- Yes. Okay.
- Sit down.
308
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,778
Guess whose middle name is Muriel?
309
00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:20,283
[GASPS]
310
00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:22,410
- Chandler M. Bing.
- Yu-huh.
311
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:24,412
Oh, my God.
312
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:26,622
[BOTH LAUGHING]
313
00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:31,878
- I'm sorry about your date.
- It's all right.
314
00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:35,256
I guess I'm just done
with the whole dating thing.
315
00:19:35,799 --> 00:19:40,261
Just one more thing in my life
that is suddenly completely different.
316
00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:43,931
- This is hard.
- Yeah, I know.
317
00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:48,686
On the other hand, in, um...
318
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:52,523
In about seven months
you're gonna have something...
319
00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:57,278
...that you're gonna love more than
any guy you've ever gone out with.
320
00:19:59,489 --> 00:20:02,366
Just wait. Wait until, uh...
321
00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:06,454
Wait until the first time
your baby grabs your finger.
322
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:09,123
You have no idea.
323
00:20:11,501 --> 00:20:14,003
Thanks, sweetie.
324
00:20:17,841 --> 00:20:23,638
- You wanna grab some coffee?
- No. I'm gonna go eat 10 candy bars.
325
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,848
- I thought I cheered you up.
- Oh, you did.
326
00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:28,601
- There are 20 in here.
- Right.
327
00:20:29,519 --> 00:20:31,938
- Good night.
- Good night.
328
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,404
- Ross?
- Yeah?
329
00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:43,074
Hey, it's Mona. From the wedding.
330
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,826
- Oh, hi!
- Hi.
331
00:20:45,994 --> 00:20:47,203
Wow, uh...
332
00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:49,497
- How are you?
- I'm good, except, um...
333
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:51,290
...you still owe me a dance.
334
00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:52,959
- Oh, that's right.
- Mm.
335
00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:56,170
Well, uh, would you be interested
in seeing a Ukrainian film?
336
00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:58,297
[LAUGHING]
337
00:20:58,465 --> 00:21:00,383
Oh, you're serious. Sure.
338
00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:04,178
ROSS:
Great. Well, uh...
339
00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:07,390
I think I might need
one more cup of coffee.
340
00:21:07,557 --> 00:21:10,726
- Sure, uh, let me get it for you.
- Okay.
341
00:21:28,578 --> 00:21:31,163
Bob? Bob!
342
00:21:31,581 --> 00:21:32,832
Bob!
343
00:21:33,917 --> 00:21:38,587
- What the hell are you doing?
- I just found out this is Chandler's office.
344
00:21:38,755 --> 00:21:40,673
Come on, Toby. Give me a hand!
345
00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:55,104
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