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Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to Heraklion.
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The local time is 3 am, and
the temperature is 28 degrees Celsius.
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Please remain in your seats
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until the aircraft
has come to a complete standstill
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and the captain has switched off
the "fasten seat belt" sign.
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Please take care
when opening the overhead bins
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as items may have been
dislodged during the flight.
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We thank you for flying with us today
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and look forward to
seeing you again soon.
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Please check with ground staff
for connecting flights
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or further travel
to your final destination.
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Say uh, ah, Malia!
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Say uh, ah, Malia!
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I'll tell you why I'm so tired.
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- That would be you, Em.
- Why?
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What do you mean, "why"? What about
when she was booking the holiday?
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You did no work.
All this "I'm exhausted."
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I woke up to 20 messages from you.
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"We have to be there four hours before!"
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If it wasn't for me,
would you be here?
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Would you be here?
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Ah! We're in Malia, babe! Baby!
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It's kinda cold.
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I'm going in! Come on!
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Oh, she's in! She's in! She's in!
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Oh!
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I don't think we should do this.
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I don't think it's supposed
to be this cold.
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You'll get used to it.
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♪ Oh my God, oh my God
When I see you I should run
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♪ I'm saying things I've never said
Doing things I've never done
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I fucking love you guys.
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- I fucking love you guys!
- Best holiday ever!
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Oh, no, look at my fags!
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Where?
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I'll get them, I'll get them!
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No! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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I'm so sorry.
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It's so cold.
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What the fuck?
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MUM: GET THERE OK? XX
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TARA: X
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Ah, fuck's sake!
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Set me a fag. Mine are fucked.
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I swear my mum would've called
on the plane if she could have.
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I'm not sure
Mum's even clocked we've left.
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This is all we have
between all of us?
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- Yeah, just one.
- This is it to get dry?
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- Guys, I'm fucking starving.
- I swear you're always hungry.
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Why is the sea so cold?
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You know we still got
loads of time to kill?
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Do you wanna get chips?
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- Yes, 100%.
- Chips! Chips! Chips!
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- I want a big fucking big portion.
- Large! Large, large, extra-large.
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Oh, excuse me.
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Sorry, um...
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I was just wondering if maybe
we could have a room with, like, a...
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like, a pool view?
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Pool view?
No, no, no.
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All gone. I'm sorry.
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OK. Um...
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I tried.
Apparently, they're all gone.
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Hi!
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- Hi.
- Um, my name's Tara.
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- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
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Um, so, the thing is...
I just spat, sorry.
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Um, the thing is,
we're going to need pool view,
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because... see our friend Skye there?
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She can't swim very well,
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so we need to, like,
keep eyes on her at all times.
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- Like, we have to see her.
- We can be lifeguards.
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We can just dive in
if anything happens.
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We're excellent swimmers,
like, really good.
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- Save you guys the trouble.
- I actually swim for the county.
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We were hoping
we could use this holiday
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to help teach her...
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to doggy-paddle.
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- All right, all right.
- Thanks.
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Oh, my God! This is insane!
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Oh, my God!
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Look at this swan!
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- I fucking love the curtains.
- He left us swans.
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- Taz...
- Oh, babe, stunning!
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Outfit number one sorted!
Outfit number...
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Oh, there's butterflies
everywhere as well!
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Um... Skye! What are you doing?
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What are you doing?
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- Deep-fried fags.
- You're a nutter!
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- But I will have one, thank you. OK.
- They are already dry.
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- We got our own fridge!
- Fucking luxury.
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This room is huge!
Like, a whole room.
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Where? Let's see.
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Ey! Pool view!
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Let me see!
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Best view I've ever seen in my life!
Whoo!
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Ooh! Whoo!
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Sorry about that,
but I needed my doughnut.
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Breakfast!
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Breakfast!
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And... breakfast!
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Dinner one!
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- Shit! Sorry.
- Can you not?
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Oi, whoever gets laid the most wins this.
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Apple punch for sex?
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- No. No, no, no.
- Actually...
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This.
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Titty glasses.
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What do we get if we're sick the most?
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Um, nothing,
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because we're not
going to plan for that, you nutter.
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All right. All right.
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Bonus prize.
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Party girl!
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Guys, I've been thinking,
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whoever's getting laid the most,
they should kinda get the main room.
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Yeah.
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And everyone else
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just kinda sleep where they land.
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Me, I'm going to be refraining
from sleep this holiday.
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Don't lie! You're going to be, like,
asleep in the club.
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Oi, you look beaut!
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Come here, try this.
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You should just go out like that.
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Like this?
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You look banging
no matter what you wear.
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Can I borrow some of that lip gloss?
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Yeah, let me do it for you.
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Look at you.
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If you don't get laid on this holiday
then you never will.
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No, I can't die a virgin!
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HOW TO HAVE SEX
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69!
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Fuck!
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Wait, wait, wait, we're not ready.
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Oi! Oi!
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Whereabouts you all from?
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We don't have any change.
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What, am I homeless or something?
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♪ Call me
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♪ Call me by my name
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♪ Or call me by my number
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♪ You put me through it
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♪ I'll still be doing it the way I do it
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♪ And yet, you try to make me forget
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♪ Who I really am
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♪ I am the one and only
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♪ ...all this time
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♪ I've tried to walk with dignity... ♪
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Oh, my God!
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Not like that! Give it here!
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Oh, oh.
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- I'm too thirsty. Hmm.
- Tara.
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I'm going to be sick.
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Night one in the Big Brother house,
Em is sick.
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Fuck! She's actually going to be sick.
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Hold the microphone.
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♪ I am the one and only ♪
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Can we have three more shots, please?
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I love you, Taz.
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I love you, too.
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Besties for life, yeah?
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I've just been to the bar and got shots.
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Check it out.
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No, no, no.
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Yes!
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Oi, what happens
if I fail every exam?
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Fuck school!
Let's all just find jobs together.
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Oi.
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You're fucking smart.
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I'm actually going to fail.
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Taz, even if you failed everything,
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you could talk your way in.
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- Tara!
- I need a wee.
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Chips are technically vegetables,
aren't they?
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Skye, is it my night to throw up yet?
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You already threw up.
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Don't laugh at me!
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Tara!
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What happens if I go to this good school
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and then no one even likes me
when I get there?
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Oh, Em, that's silly.
Don't think like that.
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No one likes you anyway.
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Why do you think
we ended up with you?
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- I'm joking.
- Here come on babe! Babe, babe! Babe!
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It's, like, a win-win situation.
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Either you fail
and you stay with us wasters,
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- or...
- I don't wanna fail!
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Or you get in and then you're really rich
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and you can bring us
on holiday every year.
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Vets aren't rich.
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They don't have loads
and loads of money.
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Yeah, but you're just, like,
really smart. You always have been.
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I can't even do a backflip.
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Thing is, I don't know what I wanna do.
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- I think...
- I wanna do a backflip.
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I think maybe I'll just do business,
'cause everything is business now.
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Every day, like, just all the time.
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We got to go
into business together.
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I heard that as well.
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Oh, my God!
These cheesy chips, man!
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- What?
- Ow!
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Oi, I am actually going to
open my own restaurant
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and just serve cheesy chips.
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Oi, you can come and work for me
while Em fucks off to finish school.
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I'll come.
I'll go every single day.
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- I think...
- I'll come three times.
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- I think we should...
- Breakfast and dinner.
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I think we should go to bed now.
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All I need to do to go to good school
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is if I get lots of As. Say As in...
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Em!
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- Shut up! You're stressing me out.
- Oi! The thing is, though...
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- ...is that...
- I'll hold it in that hand.
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...is that you two are actually
my best mates.
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- Gang, gang, gang.
- Gang, gang, gang.
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All right? I'm Paige.
Nice to meet you, ladies.
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- My name's Paddy.
- Nice to meet you.
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Whoo!
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Oi, I thought you left me for dead
with this clown.
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Oi!
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You know, I love youse a lot,
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but none of us are going to get laid
if we just hang out with each other.
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Last night was a disaster.
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Come on, then.
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Everyone in the entire hotel
must be having a shower right now.
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Oi, Taz, you should wear this.
You'd look so sexy in it.
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Don't you think, Em?
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I don't know,
looks mad uncomfortable to me.
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Skye, is this yours?
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- Yeah, why?
- Can I borrow it?
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Do you know
what you're doing with it?
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- Yeah, it's just...
- Come on, I'll show you.
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No my, my robot
is actually sick, though.
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Oh, my God!
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You look insane! What the fuck?
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Yeah, OK, I kinda get,
you look incredible.
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- Ah, she's ready to go out!
- Whoo!
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Yo!
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Sexy!
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Oi, smoke show!
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I know you can hear me.
I can see you smiling.
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You lot going out later?
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You should come round here for pres.
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Yeah, I can ask the girls.
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Fucking hell!
Talk about selective hearing.
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What's your name?
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Tara.
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That's a nice name, innit?
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I'm Badger.
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That's a bit of a weird name, innit?
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It's my nickname.
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Who's this?
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Romeo, Romeo, where is you? Yeah.
254
00:16:23,626 --> 00:16:25,376
Room 341, yeah?
255
00:16:25,710 --> 00:16:27,501
All right, easy, Tiger.
256
00:16:27,918 --> 00:16:29,210
We only just met.
257
00:16:33,084 --> 00:16:35,709
- Oi, no, what the fuck is that?
- What?
258
00:16:36,334 --> 00:16:37,334
Ohh...!
259
00:16:37,334 --> 00:16:38,750
- Who's done that?
- I did it.
260
00:16:38,875 --> 00:16:41,792
They're fucking ridiculous,
like two massive slugs on your face.
261
00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:44,584
Wait, how old
do you think they are, though?
262
00:16:44,709 --> 00:16:48,042
Oi, guys, remember your phone
and keys and money.
263
00:16:48,167 --> 00:16:51,167
I think, maybe, like, 19, 21.
264
00:16:51,375 --> 00:16:53,792
Yeah, so, what are we going to say?
We're, like, 18?
265
00:16:53,959 --> 00:16:56,375
You guys just going to fall in love
and leave me to it again?
266
00:16:56,375 --> 00:16:58,874
I think, like, 18,
just finished college, yeah?
267
00:16:59,208 --> 00:17:01,874
- Yeah, obviously I drive a BMW.
- Ha! You wish!
268
00:17:01,999 --> 00:17:04,749
- All right, come on, Taz!
- I think I'm doing a degree
269
00:17:04,749 --> 00:17:06,541
to be the next Prime Minister.
270
00:17:07,041 --> 00:17:09,541
Bro, if you can tell me
who the current Prime Minister is,
271
00:17:09,666 --> 00:17:11,874
then I'll consider
you taking his job, yeah?
272
00:17:11,874 --> 00:17:13,166
Go on.
273
00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:15,749
All right, for fuck's sake,
just come on! Shut up!
274
00:17:15,874 --> 00:17:17,499
Does this actually look all right?
275
00:17:18,916 --> 00:17:20,958
- Mad uncomfortable, innit?
- Yeah.
276
00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:23,082
You look fit as fuck, though!
277
00:17:23,415 --> 00:17:25,415
- So do you, mate.
- Quick.
278
00:17:26,540 --> 00:17:29,207
- Taz, your phone, I said!
- Yeah, give it, then.
279
00:17:29,207 --> 00:17:30,707
- I need my bag.
- Keys!
280
00:17:30,707 --> 00:17:33,123
Taz, you have got
to sort those eyebrows out.
281
00:17:33,748 --> 00:17:35,165
Paddy, your go.
282
00:17:35,290 --> 00:17:37,290
Nah, it's Paige's go.
283
00:17:37,498 --> 00:17:41,332
Never have I ever crashed a quad
into a parked car.
284
00:17:41,457 --> 00:17:43,957
Badger this morning
still pissed out his head.
285
00:17:44,332 --> 00:17:45,914
I'm usually a sick driver.
286
00:17:46,122 --> 00:17:48,206
I fucking drive vans for a living.
It's me job.
287
00:17:48,206 --> 00:17:50,372
You don't crash them into parked cars
at work, though, do you?
288
00:17:51,539 --> 00:17:55,497
Never have I ever had a threesome.
289
00:18:03,956 --> 00:18:06,414
- Get shots out.
- Yeah, let's get some shots.
290
00:18:06,622 --> 00:18:08,081
There's one.
291
00:18:11,580 --> 00:18:12,955
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
292
00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:43,787
Spin, spin.
Faster, faster, faster, go on.
293
00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:46,329
Three, two, one...
294
00:18:46,495 --> 00:18:47,870
Stop! Stop!
295
00:18:48,870 --> 00:18:51,454
Oi, no, spillage is lickage, it's fine.
296
00:18:51,454 --> 00:18:53,912
- Go on, Em!
- That is disgusting.
297
00:18:54,037 --> 00:18:55,829
What you doing?
298
00:18:55,954 --> 00:18:57,204
- No, no, no, no...
- Yeah!
299
00:18:57,204 --> 00:18:58,662
I saw that. That was cheating.
300
00:19:00,078 --> 00:19:03,119
Do you know where the vet's are?
'Cause I got two swans that are sick.
301
00:19:11,536 --> 00:19:13,953
Never have I ever had sex.
302
00:19:14,453 --> 00:19:16,578
Fucking hell!
Come off it, we're not 12.
303
00:19:19,786 --> 00:19:22,619
Never have I ever slept
with two birds in one night.
304
00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:25,327
I'm not drinking that
'cause I'm a fucking saint.
305
00:19:27,077 --> 00:19:28,077
- Oi.
- Chill out.
306
00:19:28,202 --> 00:19:30,160
What happens on holiday
stays on holiday!
307
00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:36,243
- What are you doing?
- I was only joking, babe.
308
00:19:36,368 --> 00:19:38,118
I wasn't going to call you out, obviously.
309
00:19:38,118 --> 00:19:39,285
Yeah, sure!
310
00:19:39,285 --> 00:19:41,785
No one cares if you're a virgin,
it's very chill.
311
00:19:41,785 --> 00:19:44,327
So, why are you bringing it up, then?
312
00:19:45,868 --> 00:19:47,202
'Cause it's funny.
313
00:19:48,284 --> 00:19:49,826
It's not funny.
314
00:19:49,826 --> 00:19:52,117
Skye, it's not funny.
315
00:19:52,409 --> 00:19:53,742
Got a drink?
316
00:19:54,534 --> 00:19:56,659
Paddy is fit, though!
317
00:19:57,076 --> 00:19:58,742
You should try it with him.
318
00:19:59,451 --> 00:20:00,784
Or I might.
319
00:20:00,784 --> 00:20:01,951
Oh!
320
00:20:05,492 --> 00:20:06,492
Oi!
321
00:20:18,408 --> 00:20:19,908
Whoo!
322
00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:28,075
Oi, matchy-matchy, night bossman.
323
00:20:29,616 --> 00:20:32,325
Top graft on these lot,
they're about as cool as your sister.
324
00:20:32,325 --> 00:20:34,158
Chill out, mush,
we're on holiday!
325
00:20:34,158 --> 00:20:35,200
What's the matter?
326
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,074
Did you hear?
They're talking about us.
327
00:20:37,074 --> 00:20:39,032
We need to, like,
not let on our age at all.
328
00:20:39,157 --> 00:20:40,574
- To them.
- Yeah.
329
00:20:40,574 --> 00:20:43,240
Ooh, I miss my BMW so much!
330
00:20:43,740 --> 00:20:45,157
Subtle!
331
00:20:46,407 --> 00:20:47,657
Listen. Listen.
332
00:20:47,782 --> 00:20:49,574
Do you think Paige is gay?
333
00:20:49,990 --> 00:20:51,490
Are you joking?
334
00:20:52,615 --> 00:20:54,615
- J... I don't know.
- Are you joking?
335
00:20:54,615 --> 00:20:56,615
- Are you telling a joke?
- Let's hope she's gay.
336
00:20:56,615 --> 00:20:58,032
Of course she's gay.
337
00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:00,448
Oooh!
338
00:21:02,948 --> 00:21:04,114
I saved that!
339
00:21:04,739 --> 00:21:07,114
- Tipped it straight over.
- Don't lie. That went right in.
340
00:21:07,781 --> 00:21:09,698
- Fuck off!
- That's cheating.
341
00:21:09,864 --> 00:21:12,114
- Right, come on.
- Look at you sat down.
342
00:21:12,364 --> 00:21:13,614
- Come on.
- No!
343
00:21:13,614 --> 00:21:14,781
What the fuck!
344
00:21:14,906 --> 00:21:16,114
Let's go.
345
00:21:25,613 --> 00:21:27,072
Come on, get it down you.
346
00:21:27,072 --> 00:21:28,488
Come on Badger.
347
00:21:32,030 --> 00:21:33,863
Uh, ah, Malia!
348
00:21:59,696 --> 00:22:01,654
Oi! Paddy! Move.
349
00:22:14,361 --> 00:22:16,403
I'm in a bad way!
350
00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:20,778
...two, three!
351
00:22:23,195 --> 00:22:24,820
Feeling any better?
352
00:22:25,570 --> 00:22:27,070
No.
353
00:22:28,111 --> 00:22:29,403
I think I can help.
354
00:22:29,403 --> 00:22:30,986
Um...
355
00:22:31,153 --> 00:22:33,903
So, I sold my hoover
the other day, yeah?
356
00:22:34,195 --> 00:22:35,195
Yeah.
357
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:37,944
'Cause all it was doing
was collecting dust.
358
00:22:41,985 --> 00:22:45,319
Think! I got more, I got more.
359
00:22:45,444 --> 00:22:50,652
What is the difference
between a plum and a rabbit?
360
00:22:52,235 --> 00:22:53,694
I don't know.
361
00:22:55,819 --> 00:22:57,527
One is purple, and one isn't...
362
00:22:57,527 --> 00:22:59,860
- Oh, wait! No, I got it wrong.
- Oh!
363
00:23:00,027 --> 00:23:01,944
I got it wrong.
364
00:23:02,818 --> 00:23:04,484
No, no, no...
365
00:23:04,651 --> 00:23:06,318
You're good.
366
00:23:06,443 --> 00:23:08,859
I don't think you've got
anything else left, to be honest.
367
00:23:14,234 --> 00:23:18,234
Why... Why do you never see
pigs hiding in trees?
368
00:23:20,776 --> 00:23:22,859
'Cause they're pretty good at it.
369
00:24:07,732 --> 00:24:09,357
Oi, what's that?
370
00:24:10,524 --> 00:24:13,566
Nah! Nah...!
You little cheating bastard.
371
00:24:13,732 --> 00:24:17,273
No, that's a classic one.
I'm going, I'm going.
372
00:24:21,356 --> 00:24:22,648
Shh...
373
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:36,690
Nah.
374
00:24:37,523 --> 00:24:38,856
Bedtime.
375
00:25:07,313 --> 00:25:10,104
Come on, girls.
Up you get, you beautiful lot.
376
00:25:10,104 --> 00:25:12,563
Buses for Crush in five. Let's go.
377
00:25:12,563 --> 00:25:14,479
Oi! Hurry up! Crush is happening!
378
00:25:14,688 --> 00:25:15,771
Let's go!
379
00:25:15,771 --> 00:25:17,979
See you at gate in five!
380
00:25:18,271 --> 00:25:19,563
No.
381
00:25:19,688 --> 00:25:21,521
Surely, we have more
than five minutes, no?
382
00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:23,563
Why are we doing this to ourselves?
383
00:25:23,563 --> 00:25:26,229
No, if it's started,
we got to get a move on.
384
00:25:26,354 --> 00:25:28,520
We can be a bit late.
385
00:25:31,645 --> 00:25:32,937
Oh, my God.
386
00:25:32,937 --> 00:25:34,937
- Come on.
- Look at the state of him.
387
00:25:41,645 --> 00:25:43,812
See you in a bit, yeah?
Come Badger.
388
00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:48,020
I didn't bring any.
389
00:25:48,020 --> 00:25:49,937
Oi! Put this on.
390
00:25:51,437 --> 00:25:53,061
What did he just say?
391
00:25:53,061 --> 00:25:54,977
He's so fit.
392
00:25:58,061 --> 00:25:59,644
Everything hurts.
393
00:25:59,769 --> 00:26:03,477
I think that with this...
394
00:26:03,602 --> 00:26:06,186
- Skye, how does this work?
- Underneath.
395
00:26:06,311 --> 00:26:08,102
You need to cover your bits.
396
00:26:10,352 --> 00:26:13,644
I swear to God,
you guys need to get some life!
397
00:26:15,394 --> 00:26:18,226
The only way through this for me
is with another drink.
398
00:26:18,351 --> 00:26:21,101
- No!
- What's that called? Dog of hair?
399
00:26:21,226 --> 00:26:23,101
- Dog of hair!
- Hair of dog.
400
00:26:23,226 --> 00:26:26,101
- That's a thing.
- Yeah, my mum does it all the time.
401
00:26:26,893 --> 00:26:27,935
See? It's proper.
402
00:26:28,060 --> 00:26:30,310
I'm not fucking dressing you.
I'm not your mum.
403
00:26:30,310 --> 00:26:32,310
- Thanks, mum.
- Where's the hair straighteners?
404
00:26:32,310 --> 00:26:34,976
No, wait, Skye,
I need something else on with it.
405
00:26:35,101 --> 00:26:36,726
- What? What?
- It's see-through.
406
00:26:36,851 --> 00:26:38,101
It's not that see-through!
407
00:26:38,226 --> 00:26:40,810
In the water it will be.
I thought this is a pool party.
408
00:26:41,059 --> 00:26:43,892
Right come on orange!
Come on, that's it.
409
00:26:43,892 --> 00:26:47,267
Come on, girls!
Let's get it down you!
410
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:49,517
Use those double-Ds!
411
00:26:49,642 --> 00:26:52,225
How are they not choking on that?
412
00:26:54,142 --> 00:26:56,392
That's it, girls!
Double-Ds, babes!
413
00:26:57,184 --> 00:26:58,809
We have a winner!
Well done, babes.
414
00:26:58,975 --> 00:27:00,559
Well done Sir, that's fantastic.
415
00:27:00,850 --> 00:27:02,142
One more girl! Anyone!
416
00:27:03,059 --> 00:27:05,641
- Taz! Taz!
- No, Skye.
417
00:27:05,766 --> 00:27:07,141
We've got one here! Taz!
418
00:27:08,933 --> 00:27:10,474
In the green, yeah? Come on!
419
00:27:10,599 --> 00:27:13,266
Come on, baby girl,
you got this one, you got this!
420
00:27:13,266 --> 00:27:16,516
One brave boy to play the game.
421
00:27:16,724 --> 00:27:19,183
Hey, here we go.
Look at him, he's eager.
422
00:27:19,308 --> 00:27:21,099
- You all right, bruv? Ready?
- Yeah. Yeah.
423
00:27:21,224 --> 00:27:23,099
Right, up there you pop.
Go on, son.
424
00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:25,766
Go on, Taz. Whoo!
425
00:27:26,558 --> 00:27:28,058
- Oh!
- Hello, little flower.
426
00:27:28,183 --> 00:27:29,266
How are you?
427
00:27:29,266 --> 00:27:30,473
- You okay?
- Yeah.
428
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:32,765
- Who've we got?
- I'm Tara.
429
00:27:32,890 --> 00:27:34,140
Hello, Tara!
430
00:27:34,307 --> 00:27:35,848
You know what this kind of game is?
431
00:27:35,848 --> 00:27:38,515
- I guess so.
- It's a bit naughty. Are you sure?
432
00:27:38,515 --> 00:27:41,098
All right, he's got a big fake willy,
that looks like a beer,
433
00:27:41,098 --> 00:27:42,765
and you're going to drink it.
434
00:27:42,932 --> 00:27:44,057
Right, ready?
435
00:27:44,057 --> 00:27:47,265
Beer in the mouth, blowjob-style.
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
436
00:27:48,182 --> 00:27:51,598
That's it, that's it!
Go on, get back in there!
437
00:27:52,057 --> 00:27:53,473
That's it! Not in her eyes.
438
00:27:54,514 --> 00:27:57,306
That's it. More, more, more, more.
Go on, keep going. Push it. Push it!
439
00:27:57,556 --> 00:28:00,472
Put your back into it, mate.
That's it, that's it, that's it!
440
00:28:00,681 --> 00:28:02,139
Keep going, keep going!
441
00:28:02,264 --> 00:28:04,806
Get in there!
That's it, that's it, that's it!
442
00:28:04,972 --> 00:28:07,972
Come on, open your mouth more,
Jesus Christ!
443
00:28:08,139 --> 00:28:10,139
No boy's going to be happy with you!
444
00:28:10,264 --> 00:28:11,722
Christ!
445
00:28:11,972 --> 00:28:13,264
Tragic. I love you though.
446
00:28:13,597 --> 00:28:15,556
Yeah, I'm not good at that game.
447
00:28:15,681 --> 00:28:17,306
I dunno, you look pretty good to me.
448
00:28:17,431 --> 00:28:19,805
- Come on, guys! All right!
- Another one?
449
00:28:19,930 --> 00:28:21,513
- That's enough.
- That's enough.
450
00:28:21,513 --> 00:28:22,971
Off, off! You lost.
451
00:28:23,763 --> 00:28:25,305
You lost, girl!
452
00:28:25,305 --> 00:28:27,221
You can cuddle
in your own time.
453
00:28:27,221 --> 00:28:29,888
- Right, we need another boy!
- One more boy, please.
454
00:28:32,221 --> 00:28:33,888
Come on!
455
00:28:35,596 --> 00:28:37,388
You had a good time, yeah?
456
00:28:37,513 --> 00:28:40,430
Let me see those hands up! Yeah?
457
00:28:40,555 --> 00:28:43,095
If you've got a drink in your hands,
down it!
458
00:28:43,220 --> 00:28:45,929
Go! Now! Go, go, go! Down it!
459
00:28:45,929 --> 00:28:47,179
Beautiful, I like that.
460
00:28:49,262 --> 00:28:51,137
Who else is fucked?
461
00:28:51,345 --> 00:28:52,845
Where are you?
462
00:29:02,220 --> 00:29:03,887
Wait, it's fine.
463
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:07,594
It's still fine. It still works.
464
00:29:11,928 --> 00:29:13,636
No, no! Stop it!
465
00:29:15,344 --> 00:29:16,678
Aah, get off me.
466
00:29:17,803 --> 00:29:20,219
Don't you think he's kinda fit, yeah?
467
00:29:23,136 --> 00:29:25,678
I mean, he's a complete clown, no?
468
00:29:27,678 --> 00:29:30,011
No, but a sexy clown.
469
00:29:30,303 --> 00:29:32,677
Come on, I think he's proper jokes.
470
00:29:33,718 --> 00:29:35,302
Nah, he's butters.
471
00:29:37,427 --> 00:29:38,927
You can do much better.
472
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:42,927
Come on.
473
00:30:16,842 --> 00:30:17,967
Taz!
474
00:30:41,841 --> 00:30:43,966
Yes, Malia! Yes!
475
00:30:45,382 --> 00:30:48,049
What you telling me, guys,
you had a good night, yeah?
476
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:51,674
We're about to get you lot
so fucking horny.
477
00:30:51,674 --> 00:30:53,132
So fucking ready!
478
00:30:53,424 --> 00:30:54,507
Let's have it.
479
00:30:54,507 --> 00:30:56,465
Let's fucking have it Malia!
Come one guys.
480
00:30:56,465 --> 00:30:58,132
Sorry, I just stepped on you.
481
00:30:58,132 --> 00:30:59,632
We're drunk.
We're fucking drunk.
482
00:30:59,632 --> 00:31:02,174
OK, we're going to play a game.
We're going to play a last game.
483
00:31:02,174 --> 00:31:03,465
Final game of the night, yeah?
484
00:31:03,465 --> 00:31:05,007
- It's a mad one.
- It's a big one.
485
00:31:05,007 --> 00:31:06,715
You got to give it your all, okay?
What do we need?
486
00:31:06,715 --> 00:31:08,631
- You going to do it?
- If you do it with me.
487
00:31:08,631 --> 00:31:09,756
Yeah, OK.
488
00:31:11,173 --> 00:31:12,714
OK, let's do this...
489
00:31:13,923 --> 00:31:15,131
Come on.
490
00:31:15,298 --> 00:31:16,589
One more, right?
491
00:31:16,589 --> 00:31:18,964
Final!
It's the fucking final, guys.
492
00:31:18,964 --> 00:31:22,131
Get your game faces on.
Stretch it out! Ready?
493
00:31:22,339 --> 00:31:24,423
We need two boys
up on this stage now.
494
00:31:24,423 --> 00:31:25,548
Get me two boys!
495
00:31:25,548 --> 00:31:28,089
- Who've we got? Hands up!
- So many hands!
496
00:31:28,089 --> 00:31:30,381
I can't hear you.
497
00:31:30,506 --> 00:31:31,548
Who's wants it?
498
00:31:31,673 --> 00:31:33,088
Oi, oi, look who it is.
499
00:31:33,213 --> 00:31:36,172
Yes, let's have our loser from
earlier back, come on, in the blue.
500
00:31:36,297 --> 00:31:38,422
Let's get you up.
Prove yourself this time.
501
00:31:39,797 --> 00:31:41,547
Let's go!
502
00:31:44,255 --> 00:31:45,838
Yeah!
503
00:31:46,172 --> 00:31:48,338
- Who we got here?
- Up you get, up you get, up you get!
504
00:31:48,338 --> 00:31:49,463
Badger.
505
00:31:49,963 --> 00:31:51,338
Badger!
506
00:31:52,338 --> 00:31:54,297
Over here we got Badger!
507
00:31:55,213 --> 00:31:58,046
Badger! Badger! Badger!
508
00:31:58,171 --> 00:31:59,796
What's your name, boy?
509
00:31:59,921 --> 00:32:01,796
My name's Tom
and I'm from fucking London!
510
00:32:01,796 --> 00:32:03,629
Tom from fucking London, yeah!
511
00:32:03,629 --> 00:32:05,004
We love a Londoner!
512
00:32:07,504 --> 00:32:10,087
Oi! Now, listen up,
the game we are playing
513
00:32:10,087 --> 00:32:15,046
is these two lovely boys have got
to get fucking hard, all right?
514
00:32:16,129 --> 00:32:18,629
- We need some girls!
- We need some fucking girls.
515
00:32:25,003 --> 00:32:27,336
- Come on...
- Oh, no.
516
00:32:27,461 --> 00:32:30,211
Oh, this one's a lucky boy, eh?
517
00:32:30,795 --> 00:32:33,711
Three girls over here.
That's it, over here! That's it.
518
00:32:33,836 --> 00:32:36,378
That is amazing technique.
How are you not hard?
519
00:32:37,628 --> 00:32:39,711
Ooh, Jesus Christ, she's gagging.
520
00:32:40,253 --> 00:32:42,295
Come on, Badger,
go to your happy place, mate.
521
00:32:42,420 --> 00:32:44,461
Go on, girls! That's it!
522
00:32:44,878 --> 00:32:46,794
That's it! Oh, my God!
523
00:32:46,919 --> 00:32:50,127
Yeah! My fucking boy!
524
00:32:53,085 --> 00:32:54,877
Let's go, darling.
Go on, deep-throat him.
525
00:32:55,002 --> 00:32:57,210
Yes! Yes!
526
00:32:57,544 --> 00:32:59,627
What are we saying?
What are we fucking saying?
527
00:33:01,544 --> 00:33:03,252
Yes, yes, yes! He's hard!
Badger is hard!
528
00:33:18,751 --> 00:33:19,751
Oh.
529
00:33:42,042 --> 00:33:43,125
Skye?
530
00:33:44,750 --> 00:33:46,000
Yeah.
531
00:33:46,708 --> 00:33:48,542
Is that bed free yet?
532
00:33:55,083 --> 00:33:56,500
Yeah, mate.
533
00:33:56,917 --> 00:33:58,375
Go on.
534
00:33:58,500 --> 00:34:00,416
And take the pan with you, innit?
535
00:34:03,832 --> 00:34:05,374
Oh fuck!
536
00:34:05,999 --> 00:34:07,041
Thanks.
537
00:34:17,124 --> 00:34:18,291
Yo!
538
00:34:18,416 --> 00:34:21,624
You've got a big smirk on your face.
Have you got something to tell us?
539
00:34:21,832 --> 00:34:22,832
Go on!
540
00:34:22,832 --> 00:34:25,206
Go on, get in there!
He just got a second.
541
00:34:25,331 --> 00:34:26,665
Shh!
542
00:34:26,998 --> 00:34:28,248
Please, Badger.
543
00:34:28,415 --> 00:34:30,956
I wondered when youse lot would surface.
544
00:34:31,081 --> 00:34:32,456
Morning.
545
00:34:35,790 --> 00:34:37,498
Not feeling too good, lass?
546
00:34:38,373 --> 00:34:40,748
Get some brekkie down ya,
round two starting soon.
547
00:34:41,998 --> 00:34:44,248
Fucking hell, you're really in
for the worst, aren't you?
548
00:34:44,373 --> 00:34:47,580
I thought you southern fairies knew
how to party, you fucking jokers.
549
00:34:47,955 --> 00:34:50,330
Don't feel very jokes right now.
550
00:35:00,955 --> 00:35:02,497
Gorgeous, pet!
551
00:35:07,122 --> 00:35:08,247
Fuck!
552
00:35:09,539 --> 00:35:11,580
Why so early?
553
00:35:12,579 --> 00:35:14,496
I don't remember anything at all.
554
00:35:16,246 --> 00:35:17,788
Is Taz at theirs?
555
00:35:18,871 --> 00:35:20,329
Must be.
556
00:35:23,996 --> 00:35:25,121
Hm.
557
00:35:33,746 --> 00:35:36,120
Eating's cheating, babe.
558
00:35:37,995 --> 00:35:39,620
Oh, my God, please stop.
559
00:35:39,745 --> 00:35:41,662
You're going to make me sick again.
560
00:35:42,620 --> 00:35:44,328
What, you want some?
561
00:35:47,328 --> 00:35:49,370
Oi, do us a favour
and wake Tara up.
562
00:35:49,495 --> 00:35:51,412
Me and her have got
some unfinished business.
563
00:35:51,578 --> 00:35:54,703
We all know how you finish
your business now, Badger.
564
00:35:55,745 --> 00:35:57,203
You lot up for pool?
565
00:35:58,120 --> 00:35:59,787
- Yeah.
- Em?
566
00:36:00,287 --> 00:36:02,077
- Yeah.
- Worst bit is, yeah,
567
00:36:02,202 --> 00:36:03,452
I've got no memory of it.
568
00:36:04,286 --> 00:36:07,202
Probably the greatest thing to ever
happen to me in my whole entire life.
569
00:36:07,202 --> 00:36:08,661
No memory.
570
00:36:09,411 --> 00:36:11,119
That was the best thing?
571
00:36:11,494 --> 00:36:13,244
Hopefully,
them girls feel the same.
572
00:36:13,244 --> 00:36:14,994
Yeah, I hope
they don't remember it either.
573
00:36:15,994 --> 00:36:18,244
Your life sounds proper shit.
574
00:36:19,036 --> 00:36:20,244
Rinsed.
575
00:36:20,369 --> 00:36:22,202
Oi! Last night
were crazy, you know?
576
00:36:22,327 --> 00:36:24,286
Taz, come out here! Mush!
577
00:36:24,286 --> 00:36:26,785
Stop screaming, you lunatic.
578
00:36:27,410 --> 00:36:29,160
Well, if you won't get her
out here...
579
00:36:30,493 --> 00:36:32,076
She's with you, no?
580
00:36:32,076 --> 00:36:33,701
Yeah! Ain't she at yours?
581
00:36:33,701 --> 00:36:35,535
No, why would she be here?
582
00:36:36,326 --> 00:36:37,910
Well, she came back with you.
583
00:36:38,701 --> 00:36:40,493
She not at yours?
584
00:36:41,076 --> 00:36:43,826
He's joking about.
Just bring her out.
585
00:36:44,118 --> 00:36:46,201
On my Mum's life, I'm not joking.
586
00:36:51,159 --> 00:36:52,534
Check your phone.
587
00:36:53,367 --> 00:36:54,992
She would've said something.
588
00:36:56,367 --> 00:36:59,367
This is typical Tara behaviour.
589
00:36:59,992 --> 00:37:01,617
She's always on one.
590
00:37:05,367 --> 00:37:07,617
See, last seen in the apartment, now.
591
00:37:13,616 --> 00:37:15,074
Damn!
592
00:37:15,408 --> 00:37:17,074
I guess girl got laid.
593
00:37:21,283 --> 00:37:23,824
What she doing
leaving her phone here?
594
00:37:25,574 --> 00:37:27,616
- Why are you being weird?
- I'm not.
595
00:37:30,491 --> 00:37:33,574
- Oi, just look proper, yeah?
- Yeah, check.
596
00:37:33,574 --> 00:37:35,408
Mate, I'd know if she came here.
597
00:37:35,658 --> 00:37:37,449
She's definitely still on it.
598
00:37:46,990 --> 00:37:48,615
I don't like it.
599
00:37:49,240 --> 00:37:50,657
Just chill out.
600
00:37:52,282 --> 00:37:55,657
It's nothing major, is it?
Just fucking stop panicking.
601
00:37:55,865 --> 00:37:57,907
Should have moved quicker, bro.
602
00:37:58,698 --> 00:38:01,073
Don't you get jealous, you.
It doesn't suit you.
603
00:38:04,739 --> 00:38:06,822
What are you trying to get at?
604
00:38:10,406 --> 00:38:11,822
Where is she, then?
605
00:38:12,072 --> 00:38:14,072
- You chat shit.
- I don't know.
606
00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:17,864
I can't just sit here.
I'm going to talk to reception, okay?
607
00:38:25,531 --> 00:38:27,280
See you down the pool, yeah?
608
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:29,071
Come on, boys, let's go.
609
00:38:29,655 --> 00:38:31,030
Badger, you coming?
610
00:38:38,196 --> 00:38:39,530
Oi!
611
00:38:48,446 --> 00:38:50,280
Do you want to come and chill here?
612
00:39:18,028 --> 00:39:20,153
I'm so proud of Tara, man.
613
00:39:23,486 --> 00:39:24,819
Proud?
614
00:39:28,778 --> 00:39:30,736
I bet she's finally...
615
00:39:35,069 --> 00:39:36,986
She's wanted to for so long.
616
00:39:40,235 --> 00:39:41,943
What are you on about?
617
00:39:46,985 --> 00:39:49,027
She's a massive virgin, mate.
618
00:40:03,734 --> 00:40:05,442
Do you think she's all right?
619
00:40:07,026 --> 00:40:09,276
Mate, she's having
the time of her life.
620
00:40:16,901 --> 00:40:18,484
Are you jealous?
621
00:40:20,442 --> 00:40:22,901
No, it's...
it's not that, it's just...
622
00:40:27,609 --> 00:40:29,775
Well, we could go looking for her.
623
00:40:30,983 --> 00:40:32,858
Yeah, maybe that's a good idea.
624
00:40:53,774 --> 00:40:55,524
Ho, ho, this one's a lucky boy, eh?
625
00:40:57,940 --> 00:40:59,149
Let's go darling!
626
00:40:59,149 --> 00:41:00,607
Go on, deep throat him.
627
00:41:01,524 --> 00:41:02,899
Jesus Christ, she's gagging.
628
00:41:05,774 --> 00:41:06,815
Hi darling.
629
00:41:28,398 --> 00:41:29,814
All right, you?
630
00:41:29,814 --> 00:41:31,481
- Paddy!
- What are you doing?
631
00:41:31,481 --> 00:41:33,773
Um... not going home.
632
00:41:34,273 --> 00:41:36,398
Is it past your bedtime already?
633
00:41:37,398 --> 00:41:38,939
Where's everyone else?
634
00:41:39,689 --> 00:41:41,230
Still going, I think.
635
00:41:41,230 --> 00:41:43,772
Yeah? Oh, come on,
you can't go to bed.
636
00:41:43,772 --> 00:41:46,272
Me and you are always
last ones standing.
637
00:41:46,647 --> 00:41:48,897
You're not going leave me
on my own, are you?
638
00:41:51,313 --> 00:41:52,730
We go to beach?
639
00:41:54,730 --> 00:41:56,938
Come on! I know you want to.
640
00:41:58,063 --> 00:41:59,730
Come on!
641
00:42:06,104 --> 00:42:08,104
- Sit there.
- Here?
642
00:42:13,729 --> 00:42:15,771
You don't fancy the strip, then, no?
643
00:42:15,771 --> 00:42:17,771
- No.
- Why?
644
00:42:18,729 --> 00:42:20,271
I don't know.
645
00:42:23,604 --> 00:42:25,521
Don't you think it's mad how, like,
646
00:42:26,271 --> 00:42:28,187
sand just gets everywhere?
647
00:42:28,729 --> 00:42:30,228
No, we're on a beach.
648
00:42:31,686 --> 00:42:33,145
What are you on about?
649
00:42:33,145 --> 00:42:36,353
Yeah but, it just gets everywhere.
650
00:42:45,728 --> 00:42:48,603
I've not noticed it before,
but you're proper beautiful, you know?
651
00:42:55,810 --> 00:42:59,477
Some kind of compliment
in there somewhere.
652
00:43:01,685 --> 00:43:03,685
You're into our lad, though,
aren't you?
653
00:43:09,477 --> 00:43:11,477
So, what are you into, then?
654
00:43:14,894 --> 00:43:15,977
Hmm...
655
00:43:17,435 --> 00:43:20,434
Pasta and cheesy chips.
656
00:43:21,934 --> 00:43:24,018
You're fucking jokes, you!
657
00:43:33,476 --> 00:43:35,601
Oi, let's go skinny dipping.
658
00:43:35,768 --> 00:43:36,934
- No.
- Why?
659
00:43:37,101 --> 00:43:38,893
- 'Cause it's so cold.
- Come on! Come on!
660
00:43:38,893 --> 00:43:40,726
Paddy, no! No!
661
00:43:40,934 --> 00:43:43,683
Paddy, no! I don't want to!
Put me down!
662
00:43:43,683 --> 00:43:45,683
Paddy! No!
663
00:43:45,892 --> 00:43:48,475
No! Put me down!
664
00:43:50,100 --> 00:43:52,850
- It's all right once you're in it!
- It's not, alright at all Paddy.
665
00:43:52,850 --> 00:43:54,058
It's fucking freezing!
666
00:43:54,475 --> 00:43:56,100
Come here.
667
00:43:57,100 --> 00:43:58,183
Come here.
668
00:44:02,017 --> 00:44:03,975
You're going to lose all your teeth.
669
00:44:06,058 --> 00:44:07,474
Come here.
670
00:44:10,849 --> 00:44:12,932
What you laughing at?
671
00:44:15,307 --> 00:44:17,016
Paddy, stop!
672
00:44:17,141 --> 00:44:19,224
- What?
- Stop.
673
00:44:19,349 --> 00:44:21,016
All right, I won't touch you.
674
00:44:31,723 --> 00:44:33,598
No!
675
00:44:33,931 --> 00:44:35,306
- Come here.
- What?
676
00:44:35,515 --> 00:44:36,806
I'm cold!
677
00:44:39,306 --> 00:44:42,265
I think it's a bit unfair how it don't
work both ways, though, really.
678
00:44:42,390 --> 00:44:44,098
I'm cold.
679
00:44:47,265 --> 00:44:48,723
Come on, then.
680
00:45:01,930 --> 00:45:03,722
Weren't me, boss!
681
00:45:04,347 --> 00:45:05,722
What?
682
00:45:06,014 --> 00:45:08,680
I can't help it when it's wiggling
in front of me like that, can I?
683
00:45:10,180 --> 00:45:11,805
What are you so uptight for?
684
00:45:11,972 --> 00:45:13,264
I'm not.
685
00:45:14,097 --> 00:45:15,972
I thought you were the fun one.
686
00:45:16,722 --> 00:45:18,597
- Are you cold?
- Yes.
687
00:45:19,555 --> 00:45:20,846
Come on.
688
00:45:22,013 --> 00:45:23,638
Wet clothes make you colder.
689
00:45:37,429 --> 00:45:40,138
Chill out, it's not like
I'm asking you to marry me, is it?
690
00:45:41,596 --> 00:45:44,470
What do you mean,
this isn't the wedding?
691
00:45:56,678 --> 00:45:57,970
Yeah?
692
00:46:06,678 --> 00:46:08,095
Yeah?
693
00:46:11,052 --> 00:46:12,552
Yeah.
694
00:48:13,881 --> 00:48:15,922
What's your name?
695
00:48:15,922 --> 00:48:17,381
Tara.
696
00:48:18,297 --> 00:48:19,506
What's yours?
697
00:48:19,881 --> 00:48:21,172
I'm Fi.
698
00:48:22,339 --> 00:48:25,506
- Oi, you lot, this is Tara.
- Tara!
699
00:48:43,546 --> 00:48:45,421
Are you okay?
700
00:48:46,171 --> 00:48:47,755
Yeah, sorry.
701
00:48:48,338 --> 00:48:50,130
Where's your mates at?
702
00:48:51,546 --> 00:48:52,796
Um.
703
00:48:52,796 --> 00:48:54,505
We got split up.
704
00:49:51,210 --> 00:49:53,335
Do you want to come back?
705
00:49:53,502 --> 00:49:54,793
Yeah? Come on.
706
00:49:55,043 --> 00:49:57,918
Right, oi, wait! Hold!
One, two... right!
707
00:49:58,043 --> 00:49:59,835
Move!
708
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:03,335
Let's go. Party back at our place!
709
00:50:09,627 --> 00:50:11,752
Tara! Tara! Tara!
710
00:50:15,709 --> 00:50:17,292
Three, two, one!
711
00:50:21,292 --> 00:50:22,792
That was stunning!
712
00:50:28,834 --> 00:50:30,792
You can sleep on the sofa,
I can go in with Josh.
713
00:50:30,917 --> 00:50:32,751
No, no, no.
714
00:50:32,876 --> 00:50:35,001
I'm just going to have a quick nap,
715
00:50:35,126 --> 00:50:36,916
and then, then I'll be fine.
716
00:50:37,416 --> 00:50:39,125
- That's not happening.
- It's fine.
717
00:50:39,291 --> 00:50:40,625
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
718
00:50:40,750 --> 00:50:44,125
So, like, are you and Josh
together, like?
719
00:50:44,625 --> 00:50:48,250
No, no, no, no, we're, like,
we're, like, basically family.
720
00:50:48,583 --> 00:50:51,750
- No, right, come on, seriously, in!
- No!
721
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:53,125
- Yes!
- This is comfy!
722
00:50:53,250 --> 00:50:55,875
Well, at least just stay inside.
Everyone's, like, proper sound.
723
00:50:55,875 --> 00:51:00,375
No, I know, everyone is so nice,
but I'm... this is good for me.
724
00:51:00,874 --> 00:51:04,040
All right, fine. Okay, but you know
where we are if you need us.
725
00:51:04,582 --> 00:51:05,707
Thank you.
726
00:51:05,707 --> 00:51:07,999
- Night!
- Good night.
727
00:52:53,703 --> 00:52:54,995
Guess who's back!
728
00:52:54,995 --> 00:52:56,203
Hey!
729
00:52:56,328 --> 00:52:59,786
- Tara!
- I fucking told you lot.
730
00:53:00,703 --> 00:53:01,870
Snap!
731
00:53:01,870 --> 00:53:03,827
Right, right, right.
That's one that you've won.
732
00:53:03,827 --> 00:53:04,994
Yeah, alright...
733
00:53:04,994 --> 00:53:06,494
You must have...
734
00:53:07,952 --> 00:53:08,952
Snap!
735
00:53:11,327 --> 00:53:12,994
Come on, details!
736
00:53:12,994 --> 00:53:14,494
You were going to say?
737
00:53:14,619 --> 00:53:17,285
It was a sick night.
738
00:53:38,743 --> 00:53:40,659
So, did you and Paige...?
739
00:53:41,118 --> 00:53:43,868
No, we were going to
this afternoon, but...
740
00:53:44,118 --> 00:53:45,576
I don't know, I think...
741
00:53:45,701 --> 00:53:47,951
I think she's kind of nervous,
you know?
742
00:53:49,076 --> 00:53:51,033
Don't change the subject.
743
00:53:51,450 --> 00:53:53,117
Where've you been?
744
00:53:53,700 --> 00:53:55,742
You know, I was really freaking out.
745
00:53:56,117 --> 00:53:58,367
And, what,
you left your phone here, too.
746
00:54:01,450 --> 00:54:02,908
Taz.
747
00:54:05,325 --> 00:54:09,033
I, I slept with Paddy.
748
00:54:11,908 --> 00:54:13,867
No fucking way!
749
00:54:17,699 --> 00:54:19,949
When? How did that happen?
750
00:54:20,824 --> 00:54:22,407
On the beach.
751
00:54:22,991 --> 00:54:24,782
Oh, on the beach!
752
00:54:27,199 --> 00:54:28,991
Sounds really romantic.
753
00:54:29,866 --> 00:54:31,324
No.
754
00:54:31,616 --> 00:54:33,116
Was it good?
755
00:54:33,324 --> 00:54:34,616
Um...
756
00:54:38,241 --> 00:54:41,948
And then I met
these absolute legends in a club,
757
00:54:42,073 --> 00:54:46,156
danced for hours,
and then went back to their villa.
758
00:54:46,281 --> 00:54:48,948
And it was really mental,
but they were really cool, so...
759
00:54:49,906 --> 00:54:51,115
I was there all night.
760
00:54:51,323 --> 00:54:53,323
So, what did I miss?
761
00:54:53,531 --> 00:54:54,823
Who was it?
762
00:54:57,406 --> 00:54:59,615
Oh, you're proper sneaky,
you know?
763
00:55:00,865 --> 00:55:02,365
All of this,
we got to stick together,
764
00:55:02,490 --> 00:55:04,239
have each other's back,
blah-blah-blah.
765
00:55:04,364 --> 00:55:06,822
Runs off, has sex and gets new mates.
766
00:55:07,114 --> 00:55:08,489
Who was it?
767
00:55:10,322 --> 00:55:11,655
Paddy.
768
00:55:12,739 --> 00:55:14,197
Oh my God!
769
00:55:16,739 --> 00:55:18,905
Holiday romance brewing!
770
00:55:19,239 --> 00:55:20,239
No.
771
00:55:20,364 --> 00:55:23,239
Don't you think it's weird that
he hasn't said anything to youse?
772
00:55:23,405 --> 00:55:25,447
No.
773
00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:28,321
I mean,
it'll defo happen again, won't it?
774
00:55:29,446 --> 00:55:32,238
Hey, come on.
Let's get back into it.
775
00:55:32,529 --> 00:55:34,529
There's much to be celebrating,
ain't there?
776
00:55:37,321 --> 00:55:40,196
Get some more shots in!
You run out of shots?
777
00:55:40,196 --> 00:55:42,529
- All right, shots!
- Yeah, shots, shots!
778
00:55:42,529 --> 00:55:44,696
To Taz, the fucking legend!
779
00:55:45,071 --> 00:55:46,279
Yes!
780
00:55:46,404 --> 00:55:48,946
Round four, let's go!
781
00:55:52,029 --> 00:55:53,362
- Thank you.
- Ugh!
782
00:55:53,487 --> 00:55:54,862
Mm!
783
00:55:58,070 --> 00:56:00,112
- You all right?
- Yeah.
784
00:56:01,945 --> 00:56:04,945
Right! I'll see you lot later.
White Party.
785
00:56:05,070 --> 00:56:06,945
- We'll have pres here.
- Yeah.
786
00:56:18,402 --> 00:56:20,652
Last night was very jokes.
787
00:56:34,902 --> 00:56:36,486
Oi, Taz.
788
00:56:37,611 --> 00:56:40,527
Do you think you're going to sleep
with Paddy again tonight?
789
00:56:41,401 --> 00:56:42,776
Mm, no.
790
00:56:55,193 --> 00:56:57,110
Guys, Mum's just text.
791
00:56:57,526 --> 00:56:59,610
The results,
apparently they've got them.
792
00:57:01,276 --> 00:57:02,693
Oh my God.
793
00:57:06,150 --> 00:57:08,942
- I don't think I can look.
- I'm going to shower.
794
00:57:09,109 --> 00:57:10,900
You not going to look?
795
00:57:11,109 --> 00:57:12,900
No, I know that I fucked it.
796
00:57:15,609 --> 00:57:16,859
Yeah, me too.
797
00:57:19,192 --> 00:57:20,734
She said I did it.
798
00:57:20,734 --> 00:57:23,234
Oh my God, yes mate,
I knew you'd smash it!
799
00:57:28,484 --> 00:57:31,941
MUM
INCOMING CALL
800
00:57:33,608 --> 00:57:37,191
Look, you can always retake, okay?
801
00:57:37,608 --> 00:57:40,566
Just don't worry about it for now.
Just have a good time,
802
00:57:40,566 --> 00:57:43,608
and we'll talk about it
when you're home, okay?
803
00:57:43,608 --> 00:57:45,024
We love you.
804
00:58:12,898 --> 00:58:15,815
Guys, I'm a fucking genius.
805
00:58:16,107 --> 00:58:17,607
Yes, you are, bitch!
806
00:58:42,771 --> 00:58:44,938
- Taz, get the door.
- Taz, go get the door.
807
00:58:44,938 --> 00:58:47,605
- I've only got one eyelash on.
- Police! Open up!
808
00:58:47,605 --> 00:58:49,438
Ah! We got you there!
809
00:58:49,813 --> 00:58:52,521
Yo, we met these down at t' pool.
Hope you don't mind.
810
00:58:52,938 --> 00:58:55,980
No, the more the merrier.
Do youse want a drink?
811
00:58:58,063 --> 00:58:59,813
- A shot? Well how many you got?
- Yeah.
812
00:59:00,938 --> 00:59:03,396
- Wait, what's your name?
- I'm Gemma.
813
00:59:03,396 --> 00:59:05,355
- Gemma.
- Leah.
814
00:59:06,646 --> 00:59:08,479
Gemma, Leah,
I'm Skye, this is Em.
815
00:59:09,937 --> 00:59:12,520
- Tara.
- Em, send me a cup!
816
00:59:13,645 --> 00:59:16,395
- Catch.
- Fucking hell. Sorry, love.
817
00:59:16,645 --> 00:59:18,187
I know what a Libra looks like
818
00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:19,645
Where's them balloons then?
819
00:59:19,937 --> 00:59:21,770
Yeah, come on,
let's go out for a fag.
820
00:59:21,770 --> 00:59:23,062
It's too warm in here.
821
00:59:25,812 --> 00:59:27,770
- Oh.
- Take one of them.
822
00:59:28,145 --> 00:59:29,729
And you. Oi.
823
00:59:29,854 --> 00:59:31,104
Taz.
824
00:59:31,894 --> 00:59:33,394
You good?
825
00:59:39,478 --> 00:59:43,728
Imagine, yeah,
this genius got ten As!
826
00:59:43,853 --> 00:59:46,394
Let's get fucked up!
827
00:59:47,561 --> 00:59:51,144
Oi, shut up!
You did so fucking well.
828
00:59:51,269 --> 00:59:53,853
- So well!
- Wait, you looked?
829
00:59:53,978 --> 00:59:56,143
Yeah. Taz, I persuaded her, innit?
830
00:59:56,768 --> 00:59:59,602
I thought you said
you weren't going to check results.
831
00:59:59,727 --> 01:00:02,852
She might even be able
to come with me next year.
832
01:00:06,352 --> 01:00:07,893
Don't be sad, Taz.
833
01:00:07,893 --> 01:00:09,727
Whatever you do,
you're going to be great.
834
01:00:09,852 --> 01:00:12,435
When are we going?
835
01:00:12,560 --> 01:00:14,810
- Are we going soon?
- Come on, Taz.
836
01:00:17,060 --> 01:00:18,977
Oh, it's going be so fun.
837
01:00:19,102 --> 01:00:21,101
White Party!
838
01:00:32,392 --> 01:00:35,142
We got to keep an eye on Em tonight.
She's already looking fucked.
839
01:00:35,267 --> 01:00:37,892
We're not going to babysit her, though.
840
01:00:38,017 --> 01:00:40,892
Like, it's results night,
she's worked for it.
841
01:00:41,309 --> 01:00:44,725
Pretty sure you don't need ten As
to open a restaurant anyway.
842
01:00:45,516 --> 01:00:47,225
I'll get you on front desk.
843
01:00:47,475 --> 01:00:49,891
What restaurant have you been to
what has a front desk?
844
01:00:50,016 --> 01:00:52,600
Two coats? Any bags?
Yeah, that's four pounds!
845
01:00:52,725 --> 01:00:55,600
That's not front desk,
that's a cloakroom!
846
01:00:55,766 --> 01:00:58,141
I'm not going to be working
on a cloakroom.
847
01:00:58,391 --> 01:01:00,975
Yeah, I'm not sure you've got
much choice at this point.
848
01:01:06,308 --> 01:01:07,725
Nah, come on.
849
01:01:08,682 --> 01:01:09,932
I'm joking.
850
01:01:12,390 --> 01:01:14,849
I would be kinda jokes
in a cloakroom, though.
851
01:01:19,932 --> 01:01:21,974
So what, is Paddy good, then?
852
01:01:26,140 --> 01:01:27,557
Yeah, I guess.
853
01:01:28,557 --> 01:01:30,932
Like, he knew
what he was doing, innit?
854
01:01:33,348 --> 01:01:35,056
Yeah, he looks like it.
855
01:01:37,598 --> 01:01:39,056
Did he, like...
856
01:01:39,806 --> 01:01:42,139
pick you up and throw you
about and that?
857
01:01:43,764 --> 01:01:45,181
Kind of.
858
01:01:46,514 --> 01:01:48,389
Like, he's strong.
859
01:01:51,264 --> 01:01:53,973
Then you should deffo go
for round two with him.
860
01:02:05,097 --> 01:02:06,763
- That's yours.
- Thanks.
861
01:02:07,513 --> 01:02:10,888
All right, you two,
save it for the bedroom.
862
01:02:12,347 --> 01:02:13,847
You all right?
863
01:02:13,972 --> 01:02:15,388
Yeah, you all right?
864
01:02:19,597 --> 01:02:22,471
Sorry about last night.
I was trashed.
865
01:02:23,429 --> 01:02:25,054
What do you mean?
866
01:02:29,012 --> 01:02:30,512
It's fine.
867
01:02:56,220 --> 01:02:57,803
Fuck...
868
01:03:00,428 --> 01:03:01,678
Fucking, yeah...
869
01:03:11,969 --> 01:03:13,760
It's giving me a migraine.
870
01:03:14,635 --> 01:03:16,260
Come on then, let's have a shot.
871
01:03:16,260 --> 01:03:18,635
No, I don't want vodka,
I just want a shot. Go on.
872
01:05:22,672 --> 01:05:23,880
Oi oi!
873
01:05:24,589 --> 01:05:27,130
Where the fuck
have you been all night?
874
01:05:31,339 --> 01:05:33,130
We're going skinny dipping.
875
01:05:35,797 --> 01:05:37,421
At the hotel?
876
01:05:37,546 --> 01:05:39,254
No, at the beach.
877
01:05:40,338 --> 01:05:41,754
I'm good.
878
01:05:42,588 --> 01:05:45,754
Come on! It's your last night here.
Stop being a little weirdo.
879
01:05:46,671 --> 01:05:48,879
I don't wanna get sand everywhere.
880
01:05:49,421 --> 01:05:51,421
It's just fucking sand!
881
01:05:53,296 --> 01:05:54,754
I'm all right.
882
01:05:55,921 --> 01:05:57,588
Stop being a freak, Taz.
883
01:05:59,921 --> 01:06:00,962
Okay.
884
01:06:02,420 --> 01:06:04,837
Tara come on, I'm only joking.
885
01:06:09,337 --> 01:06:10,920
Oi, come Badger.
886
01:06:11,045 --> 01:06:13,337
No. I'd better walk her back.
887
01:06:15,378 --> 01:06:16,795
Fuck!
888
01:06:24,919 --> 01:06:26,044
Oh ho!
889
01:06:28,127 --> 01:06:29,877
What you doing, bro?
890
01:06:29,877 --> 01:06:31,752
Going down t' beach?
Everyone's there.
891
01:06:31,752 --> 01:06:33,294
Yeah, of course.
892
01:06:35,002 --> 01:06:36,961
Come on. Paddy's coming.
893
01:06:39,669 --> 01:06:41,211
She loves it on t' beach, her.
894
01:06:44,127 --> 01:06:45,377
Come.
895
01:06:49,960 --> 01:06:51,543
I'll come and find you later on.
896
01:07:25,167 --> 01:07:26,834
Do you want a drink?
897
01:07:36,125 --> 01:07:37,125
Cuppa?
898
01:07:41,041 --> 01:07:42,583
Yeah, sure.
899
01:07:44,791 --> 01:07:48,874
What would you rather be,
a baby goat or a mata baby?
900
01:07:50,749 --> 01:07:52,624
What's a mata baby?
901
01:07:53,041 --> 01:07:55,333
I don't know baby,
what's the matter with you?
902
01:08:04,707 --> 01:08:06,540
Do you want any sugar?
903
01:08:07,123 --> 01:08:08,665
Uh-huh.
904
01:10:51,951 --> 01:10:54,700
- Party! Party! Party!
- Taz! Taz!
905
01:10:54,825 --> 01:10:57,450
Where were you?
We missed you, mate.
906
01:10:58,658 --> 01:11:02,575
- Come on, gorgeous!
- Party! Party! Party! Party!
907
01:11:02,825 --> 01:11:05,700
- What time is it?
- We didn't come here to sleep.
908
01:11:05,825 --> 01:11:07,325
We bought you a present.
909
01:11:08,241 --> 01:11:10,116
- Got a dead weight!
- Sort her out.
910
01:11:10,491 --> 01:11:12,616
Wake up, you lazybones.
911
01:11:13,200 --> 01:11:15,575
- You're not even asleep.
- Come on!
912
01:11:15,783 --> 01:11:18,615
- What's the matter with you?
- Party! Party! Party!
913
01:11:18,740 --> 01:11:22,074
- Oi, Badger, where's the fags?
- Get up! Stop being lazy.
914
01:11:28,615 --> 01:11:29,907
Hi.
915
01:11:34,990 --> 01:11:36,407
Hi.
916
01:11:38,157 --> 01:11:39,782
I just want to say...
917
01:11:41,656 --> 01:11:43,739
last night were amazing.
918
01:11:52,239 --> 01:11:53,906
I'm asleep.
919
01:11:55,114 --> 01:11:56,864
I just came to say hi.
920
01:11:58,989 --> 01:12:00,281
Hi.
921
01:12:07,780 --> 01:12:09,072
What are you doing?
922
01:12:09,363 --> 01:12:10,947
Sleeping here.
923
01:12:23,905 --> 01:12:25,530
Did you not like it?
924
01:12:32,487 --> 01:12:34,696
Yo, I've got a drink
for you here, bro.
925
01:12:34,862 --> 01:12:36,571
I'm all right, me, bro.
926
01:12:37,196 --> 01:12:40,321
I'm good. I'm going to go to bed, me,
I'm pretty tired.
927
01:12:43,279 --> 01:12:45,071
I'm a taken man now, aren't I?
928
01:13:02,653 --> 01:13:04,486
What are you wearing?
929
01:13:07,778 --> 01:13:09,653
Get these off you, you'll be red hot.
930
01:13:26,569 --> 01:13:28,277
Everyone's here, Paddy,
and I'm asleep.
931
01:13:28,277 --> 01:13:29,985
All right, all right.
932
01:13:32,069 --> 01:13:33,694
Taz?
933
01:13:36,694 --> 01:13:37,944
Tara?
934
01:13:38,152 --> 01:13:39,610
Yeah, Em?
935
01:13:40,860 --> 01:13:42,277
Love you.
936
01:13:44,484 --> 01:13:46,026
I love you, too, mate.
937
01:13:47,776 --> 01:13:49,234
You all right?
938
01:13:50,609 --> 01:13:51,776
Yeah.
939
01:13:51,943 --> 01:13:53,443
I am,
940
01:13:54,068 --> 01:13:56,109
but I'm a bit pissed, though, mate.
941
01:13:57,318 --> 01:14:00,068
I think I'm really going to
miss you next year.
942
01:14:00,734 --> 01:14:02,734
Are we still going to hang out?
943
01:14:03,234 --> 01:14:04,901
Yeah, mate, we will.
944
01:14:05,568 --> 01:14:07,650
We'll be best friends for life.
945
01:14:09,025 --> 01:14:10,108
Hm.
946
01:14:33,316 --> 01:14:35,441
Don't move. Let me do it.
947
01:14:40,149 --> 01:14:41,941
Am I too fast?
948
01:14:42,316 --> 01:14:44,107
You like it fast, don't you?
949
01:14:44,607 --> 01:14:46,274
My neck is killing me...
950
01:14:46,274 --> 01:14:48,316
Let us in the bed, for fuck's sake.
951
01:14:51,524 --> 01:14:55,773
That floor is fucking rough,
mate, my neck's fucked.
952
01:15:04,565 --> 01:15:06,398
Told you you would.
953
01:15:08,731 --> 01:15:10,481
I love you, mate.
954
01:15:12,981 --> 01:15:15,190
Best holiday ever.
955
01:16:14,353 --> 01:16:16,312
Probably won't go out tonight.
956
01:16:20,395 --> 01:16:22,395
Went a bit hard, innit?
957
01:16:36,269 --> 01:16:38,436
You can't pretend you can't hear me.
958
01:16:38,936 --> 01:16:40,769
I made it onto your balcony now.
959
01:16:42,061 --> 01:16:43,977
Yeah, sorry, I'm just tired.
960
01:16:48,061 --> 01:16:49,977
Wake up legends!
961
01:16:49,977 --> 01:16:52,686
Mission complete! On t' next one!
962
01:16:52,936 --> 01:16:54,352
Round...
963
01:16:54,894 --> 01:16:56,811
Fucking what round is it?
964
01:16:57,019 --> 01:16:58,351
Morning, gorgeous. All right?
965
01:17:05,310 --> 01:17:06,893
What you saying?
966
01:17:07,268 --> 01:17:09,018
Nothing, I'm chilling, bro.
967
01:17:13,893 --> 01:17:15,768
Fucking hell! Good chat lads!
968
01:17:31,100 --> 01:17:33,142
He's a nightmare of a guy.
969
01:17:35,059 --> 01:17:36,434
Mm...
970
01:17:45,892 --> 01:17:47,599
I've known him since I were little.
971
01:17:49,558 --> 01:17:52,808
His mum and my mum,
they're best mates.
972
01:18:00,058 --> 01:18:01,891
And we live on the same street.
973
01:18:03,933 --> 01:18:05,558
That's nice.
974
01:18:30,057 --> 01:18:31,432
See you back home.
975
01:18:31,557 --> 01:18:33,723
Yeah, we'll come down.
It'll be well jokes.
976
01:18:33,848 --> 01:18:35,347
Yeah, or we'll come up.
977
01:18:35,472 --> 01:18:36,972
See how you northern lot do it.
978
01:18:36,972 --> 01:18:39,014
Anyway, we're all
coming back next year.
979
01:18:39,014 --> 01:18:41,097
Same time, same place, no excuses.
980
01:18:41,097 --> 01:18:42,806
Yeah, no excuses.
981
01:18:43,014 --> 01:18:44,556
No early bedtimes either, Taz.
982
01:18:44,681 --> 01:18:45,931
Call her, then, innit.
983
01:18:45,931 --> 01:18:47,681
Make sure you text me
when you get home.
984
01:18:47,681 --> 01:18:49,306
You gave Paddy your number, yeah?
985
01:18:49,306 --> 01:18:50,681
See you later.
986
01:18:54,722 --> 01:18:55,931
- Bye.
- See ya.
987
01:18:55,931 --> 01:18:57,597
See you gorgeous!
988
01:21:02,133 --> 01:21:04,216
Uh, I'm going to get
some munch from here.
989
01:21:05,466 --> 01:21:06,800
What do youse want?
990
01:21:06,925 --> 01:21:09,175
- Chips if they have them.
- Yeah, chips also.
991
01:21:10,300 --> 01:21:11,591
Banging.
992
01:21:14,800 --> 01:21:16,883
Give us all the details then.
993
01:21:17,300 --> 01:21:19,425
There's not really anything to add to it.
994
01:21:23,800 --> 01:21:25,965
I reckon we'll come back next year.
995
01:21:32,049 --> 01:21:34,049
Oi, you did it again last night, innit?
996
01:21:39,799 --> 01:21:41,299
I swear!
997
01:21:42,882 --> 01:21:45,674
Oh, was it better
the second time, yeah?
998
01:21:52,214 --> 01:21:54,339
Why are you being sheepish?
999
01:21:54,464 --> 01:21:56,214
Come on, give us the details.
1000
01:21:56,423 --> 01:21:57,798
No.
1001
01:21:57,964 --> 01:22:00,173
It didn't count.
It weren't really proper.
1002
01:22:00,173 --> 01:22:02,839
- How can it not be proper?
- Here.
1003
01:22:05,381 --> 01:22:06,589
What are you pair saying?
1004
01:22:06,714 --> 01:22:08,589
Just saying about last night.
1005
01:22:08,589 --> 01:22:10,589
Taz is saying it didn't count.
1006
01:22:12,131 --> 01:22:13,423
He's fit.
1007
01:22:13,755 --> 01:22:14,922
In my opinion, anyway.
1008
01:22:15,797 --> 01:22:17,088
I would have.
1009
01:22:19,463 --> 01:22:20,880
Yeah, he is fit.
1010
01:22:21,380 --> 01:22:23,713
Who'd have thought
you two would get laid the most?
1011
01:22:27,713 --> 01:22:29,463
Yeah, I don't know, he's just...
1012
01:22:29,963 --> 01:22:31,422
a weird guy, innit?
1013
01:22:31,797 --> 01:22:33,463
What do you mean,
he's a weird guy?
1014
01:22:33,463 --> 01:22:34,797
Forget him!
1015
01:22:36,130 --> 01:22:38,421
We're going out
as soon as we get home, yeah?
1016
01:22:38,796 --> 01:22:41,046
We got local man to get on, now!
1017
01:22:41,421 --> 01:22:43,546
Huh! Fuck Paddy, man!
1018
01:22:43,671 --> 01:22:45,629
You can do so much better.
1019
01:22:54,671 --> 01:22:56,087
Taz?
1020
01:23:00,879 --> 01:23:02,253
I like, I was...
1021
01:23:04,878 --> 01:23:06,420
asleep, so...
1022
01:23:12,836 --> 01:23:14,253
Are you saying...?
1023
01:23:18,045 --> 01:23:20,420
What, Taz, was he like that
with you both nights?
1024
01:23:31,960 --> 01:23:33,294
It's fine.
1025
01:23:38,294 --> 01:23:40,002
You should've said something, like.
1026
01:23:40,502 --> 01:23:42,044
I didn't clock, I...
1027
01:23:44,794 --> 01:23:46,127
Taz...
1028
01:23:47,127 --> 01:23:49,669
No, you're right, I should've,
I should've said something.
1029
01:23:51,834 --> 01:23:53,084
It's fine.
1030
01:23:58,543 --> 01:23:59,751
No, it's not.
1031
01:24:00,376 --> 01:24:02,793
We should buy stuff here.
It's much cheaper.
1032
01:24:03,168 --> 01:24:05,751
I didn't even get a tattoo
or anything on this holiday.
1033
01:24:06,834 --> 01:24:08,376
You were busy.
1034
01:24:12,293 --> 01:24:13,876
Oi, smell that.
1035
01:24:15,001 --> 01:24:17,292
- It's banging, that.
- Mm.
1036
01:24:17,292 --> 01:24:19,375
- ...to London, Luton.
- Yeah.
1037
01:24:19,500 --> 01:24:21,708
Fuck! You guys know
this is our plane boarding, innit?
1038
01:24:22,417 --> 01:24:23,458
Come on!
1039
01:24:23,458 --> 01:24:26,125
...the gate will be closing
in five minutes. Final call...
1040
01:24:26,375 --> 01:24:28,417
Go! Go! Go! Go...
1041
01:24:43,666 --> 01:24:44,999
We got this.
1042
01:24:51,666 --> 01:24:53,666
We're coming home!
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