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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:57,099 --> 00:01:01,144 Earth, birthplace of the human race, 2 00:01:02,521 --> 00:01:05,398 a species much like our own, 3 00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:08,901 capable of great compassion 4 00:01:10,654 --> 00:01:12,655 and great violence. 5 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:26,753 For in our quest to protect the humans, 6 00:01:26,837 --> 00:01:29,839 a deeper revelation dawns. 7 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:33,134 Our worlds have met before. 8 00:02:18,555 --> 00:02:21,891 -Newsflash from the BBC. -Breaking news out of Shanghai. 9 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:26,020 There's been a major toxic spill in the Shanghai factory district. 10 00:02:26,104 --> 00:02:28,231 We're staying on top of this developing story for you. 11 00:02:28,315 --> 00:02:31,776 We will bring you any new information as we get it. 12 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:39,158 NEST Seahawks approaching target. 13 00:02:39,243 --> 00:02:42,495 Three minutes until evacuation is complete, sir. 14 00:02:43,288 --> 00:02:46,666 Chinese airspace has been locked and sealed, one-mile radius. 15 00:02:46,750 --> 00:02:48,751 All right, give NEST team the go. 16 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:50,628 Black Hawks, you're clear to land. 17 00:02:51,922 --> 00:02:54,966 Ding-a-ling! Come out and get your ice cream. 18 00:02:57,636 --> 00:03:01,556 Any bad robot out there better get ready for an ass-whupping. 19 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:10,857 For the last two years, an advance team of new Autobots 20 00:03:10,941 --> 00:03:14,235 has taken refuge here under my command. 21 00:03:14,611 --> 00:03:16,153 Arcees, get ready to launch. 22 00:03:16,238 --> 00:03:17,738 We're locked and loaded. 23 00:03:17,823 --> 00:03:21,868 Together, we form an alliance with the humans, 24 00:03:21,952 --> 00:03:25,162 a secret but brave squad of soldiers. 25 00:03:25,247 --> 00:03:28,165 All right, listen up. China's cover story on this one is "toxic spill." 26 00:03:28,250 --> 00:03:30,501 They had to evac the area for search and rescue. 27 00:03:30,586 --> 00:03:33,045 This makes six enemy contacts in eight months. 28 00:03:33,130 --> 00:03:36,340 We gotta make sure this one does not get out in the public eye, so keep it tight. 29 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:40,636 A classified strike team called NEST. 30 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:44,348 We hunt for what remains of our Decepticon foes 31 00:03:44,433 --> 00:03:47,435 hiding in different countries around the globe. 32 00:03:47,519 --> 00:03:48,853 Roll in Alpha through Echo now. 33 00:03:58,822 --> 00:04:00,114 Move out! Let's go! 34 00:04:17,633 --> 00:04:21,719 All right, lronhide. We got echoes. They're close. 35 00:04:22,721 --> 00:04:24,722 Steel stacks at 2 o'clock. 36 00:04:36,026 --> 00:04:39,487 He's here. l smell him. 37 00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:45,993 lt's close. lt's getting closer. 38 00:04:50,874 --> 00:04:53,167 -Oh, no. -What have you got? 39 00:04:53,877 --> 00:04:55,503 Thermal ripple. 40 00:04:57,589 --> 00:05:00,508 Right, everybody, be steady. We're right on top of it. 41 00:05:12,729 --> 00:05:14,397 Eagle niner! 42 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:16,190 l need an energy proton. 43 00:05:30,288 --> 00:05:32,873 Panther 1 , requesting fire mission now! 44 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:35,376 Gunships on station. Roll in hot! 45 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:37,253 Dog 1, now we are engaging. 46 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:47,805 We got a second Decepticon. 47 00:05:50,892 --> 00:05:53,686 Arcee twins! Target coming your way! 48 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:00,151 l got him, l got him! 49 00:06:30,182 --> 00:06:33,225 l screwed that up. l'm okay. l'm all right. 50 00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:35,478 -This is combat, man. -Total brain freeze, man. 51 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:36,645 What's wrong with you? 52 00:06:40,317 --> 00:06:42,109 Bring in Sideswipe! 53 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:45,488 Clear a path! 54 00:07:01,338 --> 00:07:02,671 Damn, l'm good! 55 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:15,434 Air support, we need Big Buddha to deliver the drop now! 56 00:07:15,519 --> 00:07:17,937 Cyclone 98, final attack hitting in 120. 57 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:22,274 Clear to drop in five, four, three, two, one. 58 00:07:35,539 --> 00:07:38,624 Autobots, l'm in pursuit! 59 00:08:07,404 --> 00:08:08,779 Pull over! 60 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,844 Punk-ass Decepticon! 61 00:08:31,928 --> 00:08:34,263 Any last words? 62 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:38,058 This is not your planet to rule! 63 00:08:38,143 --> 00:08:40,477 The Fallen shall rise again. 64 00:08:42,189 --> 00:08:43,647 That doesn't sound good. 65 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:45,858 Not today. 66 00:08:51,114 --> 00:08:53,490 Come on, let's go! All hands on deck! 67 00:08:53,575 --> 00:08:56,368 Frankie, Mojo, out! Come on, kiddo, we're on a schedule. 68 00:08:56,453 --> 00:08:58,913 Slow down, Dad. Why are you in such a hurry to get rid of me? 69 00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:01,624 -Did you rent the room out? -No, l got other ideas for your room 70 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:03,876 and it rhymes with "home theater." 71 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:12,760 Look what l found. lt's your little baby booties. 72 00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:17,223 -Ma. -My little baby-bootie boy. 73 00:09:17,307 --> 00:09:19,099 -You can't go. -You see this, Dad? This is how 74 00:09:19,184 --> 00:09:20,559 you're supposed to react when the fruit of your loins 75 00:09:20,644 --> 00:09:22,895 goes out into the cruel world to fend for himself, okay? 76 00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:25,439 Yeah, my heart bleeds for you, pal. College, bummer! 77 00:09:25,523 --> 00:09:29,568 You have to come home every holiday, not just big ones. 78 00:09:29,653 --> 00:09:31,612 You have to come home for Halloween. 79 00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:32,947 Well, l can't come home for Halloween, Mom. 80 00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:34,448 -Well, then we'll come to you. -You're not coming. 81 00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:35,699 -No, we're not going anywhere. -We'll dress up. 82 00:09:35,784 --> 00:09:37,076 We'll be in costumes. You'll never know it's us. 83 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:38,744 -You can't do that, Mom. -Would you let the kid breathe, 84 00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:40,621 for crying out loud? Come on. Go pack. 85 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:42,248 There's no way you're packed for a month-long trip. 86 00:09:42,332 --> 00:09:45,584 Come on, chop, chop! Let's go. March, young lady. 87 00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:48,420 -Dad. -l love it when you call me "young lady," 88 00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:50,547 -you dirty old man. -You ain't seen nothing yet. 89 00:09:50,632 --> 00:09:52,675 -Dad, Dad, Dad, whoa! -What? 90 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:55,135 l'm watching what you're doing, Dad. lt's not a rap video. 91 00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:56,553 lt's just like a coach thing. 92 00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:58,514 That was a really creepy move just now, Dad. 93 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:03,727 Look. You know, your mother and me are really proud of you. 94 00:10:03,812 --> 00:10:06,272 You're the first Witwicky ever to go to college. 95 00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:09,984 Now l'm crying again! This sucks! 96 00:10:10,068 --> 00:10:11,860 You're gonna be okay, Ma. 97 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,404 You know, it's just going to be, 98 00:10:13,488 --> 00:10:19,285 you know, hard for her to accept that her boy's all grown up, you know, 99 00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:22,288 going out to handle the world on his own. 100 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:24,623 -You okay, Pop? -Yeah. 101 00:10:24,708 --> 00:10:27,293 Mojo, no dominating Frankie! 102 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:30,671 Get the hell off the couch, you filthy beasts! 103 00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:32,798 You'll see a lot of that in college, too. 104 00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:36,051 -What are you talking about, Dad? -There's gonna be a lot of women there. 105 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,803 Yeah, well, l'm a one-woman kind of guy. 106 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:39,221 Look, Mikaela's the greatest, 107 00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:41,932 but you gotta give each other room to grow, okay? 108 00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:44,268 You're no different than any other couple your age. 109 00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:46,520 Except we discovered an alien race together. 110 00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:48,022 How long you gonna be riding that scooter? 111 00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:02,036 Dad, listen, l know what the odds are. We're the exception, okay? 112 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:04,997 Wait a second. Who could that be? 113 00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:06,874 ln two weeks, it could be Muffy. 114 00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:08,208 Hey, beautiful. 115 00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:10,544 -l'm breaking up with you, Sam. -Really? 116 00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:12,087 You sure? l'm not hearing a lot of conviction. 117 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:15,758 Well, l am, okay? So, there's no reason for me to come say good-bye to you. 118 00:11:16,217 --> 00:11:18,093 Wow, you almost sounded serious that time. 119 00:11:18,762 --> 00:11:22,014 Guess what? l made you a long-distance relationship kit. 120 00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:24,516 Yeah, l got you a webcam, so we can chat 24/7. 121 00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:25,768 All Witwicky, all the time. 122 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,853 And l got you a couple souvenirs from the event 123 00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:29,188 that cannot be mentioned on cell phones. 124 00:11:29,272 --> 00:11:32,775 -Some mixes and candles and stuff. -Sounds cute. l can't wait. 125 00:11:33,068 --> 00:11:35,194 Hey! You want the infamous D-Day shirt? 126 00:11:35,278 --> 00:11:37,446 You kept your nasty, shredded clothes? 127 00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:39,031 Yeah. Of course, l kept it, Mikaela. 128 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:41,158 lt's like my Super Bowl jersey. l bled in this thing. 129 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:43,869 -Wow. You're pretty confident, huh? -No, it's not that. 130 00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:46,372 lt's just that my low self-esteem's at an all-time high. 131 00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:49,708 You think your little box of souvenirs is gonna keep me from leaving you? 132 00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:51,335 You really should come with me. 133 00:11:51,419 --> 00:11:53,170 They got cheap apartments near campus. 134 00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:56,799 Well, that's not gonna happen until l get my man-child father, 135 00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:59,551 fresh out of prison, back on his feet. 136 00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:01,929 l heard that. Where'd you put the clutch covers? 137 00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:04,390 -Next to the camshafts. -l love it when you say "camshafts." 138 00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:05,516 Whisper it to me. 139 00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:09,853 Camshafts. 140 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,022 Why can't l hate you? 141 00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:14,942 lt's my Witwicky charm. 142 00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:16,735 Wait, hold on. Wait, hold on a second. 143 00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:19,738 l guess we're not breaking up. l'll be over in 20. 144 00:12:19,823 --> 00:12:23,492 Mikaela, l think a sliver of the Cube got stuck on my shirt. 145 00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:30,040 Sam? 146 00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:39,174 There's a fire! 147 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:41,427 Dad, we got a fire! 148 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,488 Fire! 149 00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:14,168 Ron, did you know it was gonna be this hard? 150 00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:15,794 Can you just stop? 151 00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:18,589 Yeah, okay, l'll stop. You carry this shit! 152 00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:30,225 -Wow. -Do you know what? 153 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,560 -What? -l don't want to go anywhere with you. 154 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:32,811 l don't wanna go to France with you. 155 00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:34,438 l don't wanna go around the corner with you. 156 00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:35,814 -l'm going back inside. -All right, fine. 157 00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:36,940 l'll call you from Paris. 158 00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:50,829 What is all the racket? 159 00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:51,914 Sam? 160 00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:54,374 Dad! 161 00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:01,840 -What was that? -That's the whole kitchen! 162 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:07,429 -Bumblebee... Oh, my... -Bumblebee! 163 00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:29,868 -91 1 . -Bumblebee! 164 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,871 -Get in the garage. Go! -What the freak just happened? 165 00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:37,209 l'm about to have a nervous breakdown. Just go in the garage quietly, please. 166 00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:38,794 Holy Mother! 167 00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:44,800 -Oh, my God! -Whatever. 168 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:47,052 Get in the garage now! 169 00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:55,227 -Firemen! Fire fighters, over here! -Dogs out! Get the dogs out! 170 00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:59,022 This is it! Come on, you guys. What are you waiting for? 171 00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:06,697 My house is on fire! 172 00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:12,202 -...very important. -What happened? 173 00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:16,999 Come here. Listen, l need you to take the Cube sliver and put it in your purse. 174 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,250 -What's going on? -Just take it. 175 00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:20,252 -Sam Witwicky? A word with you. -Yes, Mom. Yeah. 176 00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:22,504 -Hi, Mikaela. l have a bald spot. -Hi. 177 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,965 -An old furnace, l think. -From a waffle iron. 178 00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:28,594 When you go, he goes. l cannot live with a psychotic alien in my garage! 179 00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:31,346 Judy... National security. 180 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:34,975 Look, if we stay quiet, they're gonna take care of everything. 181 00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:38,395 Just consider this the official start of our remodel, okay? 182 00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:41,523 Fine. lf the government's paying, l want a pool and a hot tub! 183 00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:44,067 And l'm gonna skinny-dip and you can't say shit about it! 184 00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:51,283 -Yeah, you know you're in trouble. -He still having voice problems? 185 00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:53,785 He's playing it up. 186 00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:56,955 Bee, l want to talk to you about the college thing, okay? 187 00:15:57,040 --> 00:16:00,292 l'm so excited and l just can't hide it 188 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:02,502 Hey, l'm not taking you with me. 189 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,340 l'm gonna wait outside, okay? 190 00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:09,176 l meant to tell you about this earlier. 191 00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:11,720 lt's just that, you know... Here's the thing. 192 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:14,014 Freshmen aren't allowed to have cars. 193 00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:17,100 l know, and if it was up to me, l'd take you with me, but it's not, Bee. 194 00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:19,978 Look. You're an Autobot. You shouldn't be living in my dad's garage. 195 00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:24,441 l mean, you're suffocating in here. You deserve better than this. 196 00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:25,984 This is hard enough, man. Don't make it harder. 197 00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:28,445 Can you just look at me, please? 198 00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:32,908 Come on, big guy. Look, the guardian thing is done. 199 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:36,328 Okay? You did yourjob. Look, l'm safe now. 200 00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:38,872 You need to go be with Optimus Prime and the others. 201 00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:42,334 l just want to be normal, Bee. That's why l'm going to college, 202 00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:44,586 and l can't do that with you. 203 00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:47,506 lt's not the last time l'm gonna see you, you know, Bee. 204 00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:51,385 Come on, don't do that. Bee. You're killing me, Bee. 205 00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:55,597 But you'll always be my first car. 206 00:16:57,475 --> 00:16:59,142 Love you, Bee. 207 00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:05,982 Wow! 208 00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:09,236 Between State Farm and the taxpayers, we're all taken care of. 209 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:10,821 -You got dirt all over you. -Stop. Stop. 210 00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:12,406 -What? -Stop, l'm okay. 211 00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:13,865 Look. 212 00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:17,202 So, you think you can make it through those East Coast winters without me? 213 00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:19,538 You're the best thing to ever happen to me. 214 00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:22,624 -And? -And l'll do anything for you. 215 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,543 And? 216 00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:27,713 -l think Sam's about to say the L-word. -Let's go, kiddo! 217 00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:28,880 Nice timing, Dad. 218 00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:30,966 l adore you. 219 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:33,385 That's not the word that l want 220 00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:34,886 -to hear right now. -What are you talking about? 221 00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:35,971 lt's the same word as the other word. 222 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,889 -lt's not the same word. -Look, if l say the other word now 223 00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:39,516 and you forced me to say it, it won't mean anything, plus 224 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,852 you haven't said it either. So, don't get mad at me for not saying it. 225 00:17:41,936 --> 00:17:44,521 Yeah, but l haven't said it because guys always run when you say it first. 226 00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:48,233 Yeah, well, so do girls. Especially girls like you, with options. 227 00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:52,487 So, this is all part of your elaborate plan to keep me interested? 228 00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:56,158 -lt can be. -l hate that it's working. 229 00:17:57,285 --> 00:17:58,994 Can l have a kiss? 230 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,830 We're going to make it work, l promise. 231 00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:38,950 Soundwave acknowledges. Pursue her. 232 00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:41,036 Retrieve it. 233 00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:05,602 Autobot twins, report to Hangar Three. 234 00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:08,522 Bad-ass ice-cream truck coming through. 235 00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:10,482 -Excuse me! Excuse me! Hello! -No, l don't... 236 00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:11,691 -Hold up. -Those are nice. 237 00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:13,401 Yeah, baby, it's upgrade time. 238 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:17,155 Yes, sir. Yeah! Look here, it's my booty call right here! 239 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:21,117 -Time to get my sexy on with the green. -Green? No, green is mine! 240 00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:22,577 l call green! 241 00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,040 -l got the green. -That hurt, man. 242 00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:29,292 lt's supposed to hurt. lt's an ass-kicking. 243 00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:41,763 Present arms! 244 00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:58,530 Director Galloway, what an honor. l'd love to show you around, 245 00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:00,115 but you gotta be on the classified access list. 246 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,784 l am now. Presidential order, Major. 247 00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:05,787 l got a message for your classified space buddies! 248 00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:07,956 You guys made a mess of Shanghai. 249 00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:14,337 All right, so this is where we communicate with the JCS 250 00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:17,591 and this area serves as the Autobots' hangar. 251 00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:21,970 Secure link to JCS is up, Major. 252 00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:47,662 Secure line to the Pentagon is now open. 253 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:50,749 -General? -Will, I saw the Shanghai op. 254 00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:53,335 -We had a rough day out there. -Yes, sir. 255 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:56,296 We have intel that I believe warrants an immediate debrief. 256 00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:58,590 Now with your permission, l can't let you see him, 257 00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:01,051 but l would like you to hear from the leader of the Autobots. 258 00:21:01,135 --> 00:21:02,177 Proceed. 259 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,447 You gotta wonder, 260 00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:25,867 if God made us in his image, who made him? 261 00:21:27,036 --> 00:21:29,245 General, our alliance has countermanded 262 00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:31,957 six Decepticon incursions this year, 263 00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:34,626 each on a different continent. 264 00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:37,629 They're clearly searching around the world for something, 265 00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:41,091 but last night's encounter came with a warning. 266 00:21:41,175 --> 00:21:43,843 "The Fallen shall rise again." 267 00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:46,221 "The Fallen." Meaning what? 268 00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:49,724 Origin unknown. The only recorded history of our race 269 00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:53,979 was contained within the AllSpark and lost with its destruction. 270 00:21:54,063 --> 00:21:55,647 Excuse me! 271 00:21:56,440 --> 00:22:00,986 With this so-called AllSpark now destroyed, 272 00:22:01,070 --> 00:22:04,614 why hasn't the enemy left the planet like you thought they would? 273 00:22:04,699 --> 00:22:06,992 Director Galloway, our National Security Advisor. 274 00:22:07,076 --> 00:22:10,036 The Presidentjust appointed him liaison. 275 00:22:10,121 --> 00:22:12,706 Well, l guess l didn't get that memo. 276 00:22:14,208 --> 00:22:17,794 Forgive the interruption, General. Excuse me. Coming through. 277 00:22:18,421 --> 00:22:20,255 Excuse me. Excuse me, soldier. 278 00:22:21,924 --> 00:22:23,550 After all the damage in Shanghai, 279 00:22:23,634 --> 00:22:27,595 the President is hard-pressed to say the job's getting done. 280 00:22:28,931 --> 00:22:33,893 Now, under the classified Alien/Autobot Cooperation Act, 281 00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:39,524 you agreed to share your intel with us, but not your advancements in weaponry. 282 00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:43,528 We've witnessed your human capacity for war. 283 00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:47,198 lt would absolutely bring more harm than good. 284 00:22:47,283 --> 00:22:50,160 But who are you to judge what's best for us? 285 00:22:50,244 --> 00:22:52,287 With all due respect, we've been fighting side by side 286 00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:53,913 in the field for two years. 287 00:22:53,998 --> 00:22:57,292 We've shed blood, sweat and precious metal together. 288 00:22:57,376 --> 00:23:00,086 Soldier, you're paid to shoot, not talk. 289 00:23:00,171 --> 00:23:01,796 Don't tempt me. 290 00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:04,382 And the newest members of your team. 291 00:23:04,467 --> 00:23:06,760 -Easy. -l understand they arrived here 292 00:23:06,844 --> 00:23:08,720 after you sent a message into space, 293 00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:12,557 an open invitation to come to Earth, vetted by no one at the White House. 294 00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:16,394 Let me stop you right there, Mr. Galloway. lt was vetted right here. 295 00:23:16,479 --> 00:23:20,398 And in my experience, the judgment of both Major Lennox and his team 296 00:23:20,483 --> 00:23:23,401 has always been above reproach. 297 00:23:23,486 --> 00:23:26,321 Well, be that as it may, General, it is the position of the President 298 00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:31,951 that when our national security is at stake, no one is above reproach. 299 00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:35,163 Now, what do we know so far? 300 00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:41,669 We know that the enemy leader, classified NBE One, aka Megatron, 301 00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:45,340 is rusting in peace at the bottom of the Laurentian Abyssal, 302 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:49,928 surrounded by SOSUS detection nets and a full-time submarine surveillance. 303 00:23:50,012 --> 00:23:54,432 We also know that the only remaining piece of your alien AllSpark 304 00:23:54,517 --> 00:23:56,434 is locked in an electromagnetic vault 305 00:23:56,519 --> 00:23:59,854 here on one of the most secure naval bases in the worId. 306 00:24:01,065 --> 00:24:04,442 Decepticons, we have located the shard. 307 00:24:04,527 --> 00:24:10,365 And since no one can seem to tell me what the enemy is now after, 308 00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:13,284 well, there's only one clear conclusion! 309 00:24:13,369 --> 00:24:16,204 You! The Autobots! 310 00:24:17,039 --> 00:24:19,332 They're here to hunt you! 311 00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:22,377 What's there to hunt for on Earth besides that? 312 00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:25,338 "The Fallen shall rise again"? 313 00:24:25,422 --> 00:24:27,632 lt sounds to me like something's coming. 314 00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:32,470 So, let me ask, if we ultimately conclude that our national security is best served 315 00:24:32,555 --> 00:24:36,266 by denying you further asylum on our planet, 316 00:24:38,352 --> 00:24:41,271 will you leave peacefully? 317 00:24:41,355 --> 00:24:46,234 Freedom is your right. lf you make that request, we will honor it. 318 00:24:47,444 --> 00:24:52,574 But before your President decides, please ask him this. 319 00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:57,537 What if we leave and you're wrong? 320 00:25:05,087 --> 00:25:07,088 That's a good question. 321 00:25:10,009 --> 00:25:13,720 Oh, my gosh! Look at this place! 322 00:25:14,555 --> 00:25:16,848 l feel smarter already. 323 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:21,811 -Ron, can you smell it? -Yeah, smells like $40,000 a year. 324 00:25:21,896 --> 00:25:26,399 -Hey, cheapo! -Hey, go ahead. We'll get your stuff. 325 00:25:26,483 --> 00:25:27,525 Just go ahead and check out your room. 326 00:25:27,610 --> 00:25:28,610 Yeah, go. 327 00:25:36,452 --> 00:25:38,203 -Hey. -Hey. 328 00:25:38,287 --> 00:25:41,206 -You must be Sam, right? l'm Leo. -Hey. 329 00:25:42,249 --> 00:25:45,793 So, l already set up the crib a bit. You want this side or that side? 330 00:25:46,629 --> 00:25:49,380 -That side. -l already chose that side. 331 00:25:51,008 --> 00:25:53,760 You know what this is? This is the awkward moment. 332 00:25:53,844 --> 00:25:55,428 Yeah, see, you're trying to see if l'm a normal guy. 333 00:25:55,512 --> 00:25:56,804 l'm trying to see if you're a normal guy. 334 00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:58,431 Balanced, unmedicated, nothing under the crawl space. 335 00:25:58,515 --> 00:25:59,891 Good personal hygiene, won't stab me in my sleep. 336 00:25:59,975 --> 00:26:01,017 No criminal record, won't steal anything. 337 00:26:01,101 --> 00:26:02,644 -lncluding girlfriends. -Especially girlfriends. 338 00:26:02,728 --> 00:26:04,979 -You got a girlfriend? -l do. You? 339 00:26:05,814 --> 00:26:08,441 No, not a chance. You a techie? 340 00:26:08,525 --> 00:26:10,735 Sweet! Sharsky, Fassbinder, where we at? 341 00:26:10,819 --> 00:26:13,071 -Server's almost online, Leo. -Network's up and running. 342 00:26:13,155 --> 00:26:14,572 Beautiful, that's what l like to hear. 343 00:26:14,657 --> 00:26:17,659 That's Sharsky, that's Fassbinder, my lT gurus. 344 00:26:17,743 --> 00:26:20,870 Welcome to my empire, bro, TheRealEffingDeal.com. 345 00:26:20,955 --> 00:26:22,205 That's me, l'm sure you've heard of it. 346 00:26:22,289 --> 00:26:24,707 -No, l haven't. -Well, that sucks. 347 00:26:24,792 --> 00:26:26,251 -What is all this for? -See where l'm going, bro. 348 00:26:26,335 --> 00:26:29,254 Look, call me gross, l want to be a baby billionaire. 349 00:26:29,338 --> 00:26:31,839 Kitten calendars. That's where l started. Look at me now. 350 00:26:31,924 --> 00:26:33,174 Got to have dreams, bro. 351 00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:37,929 Leo! We got some brand-new Shanghai vid! 352 00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:40,974 Post it, baby! Go, go, go! FTJ! FTJ! 353 00:26:41,058 --> 00:26:43,434 -What's "FTJ"? -"Fuel the Jet." 354 00:26:43,519 --> 00:26:44,852 Fuel the Jet, bro. 355 00:26:44,937 --> 00:26:47,313 FTJ. FTJ, legit! 356 00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:49,774 Did you see that? Did you see that? 357 00:26:49,858 --> 00:26:52,318 Look at this. Half of Shanghai gets wrecked and China says "gas leak." 358 00:26:52,403 --> 00:26:54,779 Don't believe the hype, bro. 359 00:26:54,863 --> 00:26:58,491 Just like the alien robots in LA two years ago that everyone covered up. 360 00:26:58,575 --> 00:27:00,952 Yeah, l saw these robots, and they did this, like, firing thing 361 00:27:01,036 --> 00:27:03,288 and they came down and toasted this woman, and she was like... 362 00:27:03,372 --> 00:27:05,331 -lt looks fake to me. -Dude, it's not fake. 363 00:27:05,416 --> 00:27:08,501 The lnternet is pure truth. Video doesn't lie. 364 00:27:08,585 --> 00:27:10,211 -lt looks fake. -No, man, l've seen them. 365 00:27:10,296 --> 00:27:13,506 -They're, like, these robots... -Look, look, it's fake. 366 00:27:13,590 --> 00:27:15,091 Anybody could do it on any computer, okay? 367 00:27:15,175 --> 00:27:17,218 And l wasn't there, 368 00:27:17,303 --> 00:27:19,512 -so l can't comment or speculate. -No. 369 00:27:19,596 --> 00:27:21,806 "Comment or speculate"? And we're supposed to cohabitate? 370 00:27:21,890 --> 00:27:24,851 No, listen, okay? Don't be sucking the sack, bro! 371 00:27:24,935 --> 00:27:26,644 -Which sack? -The ball sack. 372 00:27:26,729 --> 00:27:28,271 Dude, what kind of tool are you? 373 00:27:28,355 --> 00:27:31,357 Mainstream media sack. They're lying to us, all right? 374 00:27:31,442 --> 00:27:33,818 -lt's aliens, man. -Okay, okay. 375 00:27:33,902 --> 00:27:35,153 Follow me. 376 00:27:36,030 --> 00:27:37,238 Leo, bad news! 377 00:27:37,323 --> 00:27:39,657 We just got scooped. The video's already up on GFR. 378 00:27:39,742 --> 00:27:41,242 Fassbinder! 379 00:27:42,411 --> 00:27:44,662 Robo-Warrior, the guy's our main competition on conspiracy stuff. 380 00:27:44,747 --> 00:27:46,789 "Effing" was my F-ing idea and he stole it! 381 00:27:46,874 --> 00:27:49,375 He's been linking to my site and thieving hits forever. 382 00:27:49,460 --> 00:27:51,836 By the way, l read your file. l'm poor, you're poor. 383 00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:55,089 We're gonna fix that, all right? You work for me now. 384 00:27:56,425 --> 00:27:58,509 l work for you now? That's incredible. 385 00:27:58,594 --> 00:28:01,512 lt's first day of college, l got a career in a dinky lnternet firm 386 00:28:01,597 --> 00:28:04,640 with a boss who is made up ofjust pure champion stuff. 387 00:28:04,725 --> 00:28:06,684 Are you mocking my life's work, Samuel? 388 00:28:06,769 --> 00:28:08,311 That's your one warning patrolling, dude. Don't make me 389 00:28:08,395 --> 00:28:10,021 have Fassbinder hack your financial aid, 'cause l'll do it! 390 00:28:10,105 --> 00:28:13,358 Hey, RA. Listen, it's getting a little intense in my room. Can l switch out? 391 00:28:13,442 --> 00:28:18,321 Sad face, 31 2. No switching, no trading. Let's turn that frown upside down, okay? 392 00:28:18,405 --> 00:28:19,489 -Oh, here we go. -We made it. Hi. 393 00:28:19,573 --> 00:28:20,698 lt's just like Hogwarts. 394 00:28:20,783 --> 00:28:21,991 -Hi. -ls this co-ed? 395 00:28:22,076 --> 00:28:23,368 This is a co-ed dorm. 396 00:28:23,452 --> 00:28:24,911 -You guys want to meet my roommates? -Yeah. 397 00:28:24,995 --> 00:28:26,245 Some real swell guys. 398 00:28:26,330 --> 00:28:27,705 -Here's Leo. -We're the Witwickys. 399 00:28:27,790 --> 00:28:28,873 -l'm Leo. -l'm Judy. 400 00:28:28,957 --> 00:28:30,750 Hey, you have a great son, you really do. 401 00:28:30,834 --> 00:28:33,378 -Well, aren't you the sweetest thing? -Yeah, he's real sweet, Ma. 402 00:28:33,462 --> 00:28:34,629 What is that in your hand, by the way? 403 00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:38,800 l got this at the bake sale for the environment that those boys are having. 404 00:28:38,884 --> 00:28:41,803 You know, you don't often see white boys with the dreadlocks. 405 00:28:41,887 --> 00:28:43,429 -Mom? -Yeah, it's 1 00% pure, 406 00:28:43,514 --> 00:28:45,139 Hawaiian green for the environment. 407 00:28:45,224 --> 00:28:46,724 -How many of these have you eaten? -Drop it. 408 00:28:46,809 --> 00:28:48,726 -What is this? -Yeah, they baked it with reefer in it. 409 00:28:48,811 --> 00:28:50,186 -No, it's... -Please, give me... 410 00:28:50,270 --> 00:28:52,397 Hey! lt's my cheat day. l can eat what l want. 411 00:28:52,481 --> 00:28:54,399 l'm going to freak out. Please do something right now, Dad. 412 00:28:54,483 --> 00:28:55,691 Please do something right now. 413 00:28:56,652 --> 00:28:58,319 l can eat all the fricking brownies l want! 414 00:28:58,404 --> 00:28:59,445 Come on, let's go. 415 00:28:59,530 --> 00:29:01,030 l'm sorry and you're welcome. 416 00:29:04,284 --> 00:29:05,952 We call it the "Hot Freshman 55." 417 00:29:06,036 --> 00:29:08,996 Sharsky hacked Campus Housing and stacked the dorm with pretty Betties. 418 00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:11,499 ls... ls so nice... 419 00:29:12,459 --> 00:29:15,962 Oh, my God. That's her. She's coming. She sees me, she sees me. 420 00:29:18,173 --> 00:29:19,632 She's tied for number one on my to-do list. 421 00:29:19,716 --> 00:29:21,426 Do not bird-dog my quail, you hear me? 422 00:29:21,885 --> 00:29:25,763 Pretty girls! Hey, you. My son lives in this dorm. 423 00:29:26,473 --> 00:29:29,016 You should go make friends with him. He's Sam. 424 00:29:29,101 --> 00:29:30,435 Glad she ain't my mama! 425 00:29:30,519 --> 00:29:32,728 And he recently had his cherry popped! 426 00:29:34,231 --> 00:29:36,107 He didn't know l was in the house! l heard it all! 427 00:29:36,191 --> 00:29:37,859 -Hey! Hey! Hey! -Here he is! 428 00:29:38,444 --> 00:29:41,487 He would get in my closet and dress up as Boy Spice! 429 00:29:41,572 --> 00:29:47,452 -Hey, and his car is a talking robot! -No, like the GPS. OnStar! 430 00:29:47,911 --> 00:29:49,370 -OnStar. -Frisbee! 431 00:29:50,456 --> 00:29:53,499 No, Dad! Dad, you just gonna let her run around the school? 432 00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:01,299 -Give it! Mine, mine, mine! -Hey! Crazy! 433 00:30:01,383 --> 00:30:03,551 -You want it? -l want it. 434 00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:07,054 Judy, Judy, just... Just put it down. 435 00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:09,515 -You gotta control your mother. -l don't know who this woman is. 436 00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:12,143 Hey, Professor, l'd do anything for an A. 437 00:30:12,227 --> 00:30:15,104 All right, Grace Slick. We got some snacks in the car. Let's go. 438 00:30:15,189 --> 00:30:18,065 -Did you get the booties? All right. -Yes, Dad, l got the booties! 439 00:30:18,567 --> 00:30:19,942 l'm upside down! 440 00:30:51,808 --> 00:30:53,518 Black Lion X-Ray, this is Black Lion Tango. 441 00:30:53,602 --> 00:30:57,438 We have activation of motion sensors on the western perimeter fence. 442 00:32:13,140 --> 00:32:15,433 Breach at B-14. 443 00:32:20,147 --> 00:32:21,689 Go, go, go, go! 444 00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:31,699 The shard's gone. 445 00:32:40,417 --> 00:32:41,667 Contact! 446 00:32:42,544 --> 00:32:44,045 Take it down! 447 00:32:44,838 --> 00:32:46,297 -Which way? -Shoot left! 448 00:32:51,887 --> 00:32:53,471 Knock it down! 449 00:33:02,689 --> 00:33:05,316 First frat party's the game changer. Boys, we're hunting in the wild now. 450 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,068 So, get your game faces on. 451 00:33:07,152 --> 00:33:09,278 l can't stay long. l have a webcam date with my girlfriend. 452 00:33:09,363 --> 00:33:10,571 -That's so cool! -No, it's not. 453 00:33:16,912 --> 00:33:18,579 While he's making out with his MacBook, 454 00:33:18,664 --> 00:33:20,539 l'm gonna be getting my Spitzy freaky freak on. 455 00:33:20,624 --> 00:33:22,833 -Let's roll. -She's hot. 456 00:33:22,918 --> 00:33:24,752 Bro, we're hunting! 457 00:33:27,923 --> 00:33:30,132 -See you, darling. -Bye, Dad. 458 00:33:30,926 --> 00:33:32,301 Okay. 459 00:33:37,140 --> 00:33:40,601 This is our first live chat date. l've never done it before. 460 00:33:41,687 --> 00:33:42,978 l'm kind of nervous. 461 00:34:10,090 --> 00:34:11,799 -Are you okay? -No. 462 00:34:12,926 --> 00:34:15,553 l was getting a napkin for my drink. 463 00:34:16,513 --> 00:34:18,973 Thanks. Cheers. 464 00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:21,058 -lt's Sam, right? -Yeah. 465 00:34:21,143 --> 00:34:24,812 -l wanna dance. -What, like... Like dancing? 466 00:34:25,647 --> 00:34:27,982 Like a pairing? Like a duo? Like a coupling? 467 00:34:28,066 --> 00:34:32,862 'Cause l'm in a permanently semi... l'm in a relationship, kind of... 468 00:34:33,447 --> 00:34:37,283 -Relax. l just want to have some fun. -Wanna have some fun? 469 00:34:37,367 --> 00:34:41,370 Yeah, okay. Let's play some checkers. You can sit over there and... 470 00:34:43,290 --> 00:34:44,331 Oh, my... 471 00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:48,043 So, how about tonight you pretend l'm your girlfriend 472 00:34:48,128 --> 00:34:50,254 and l pretend that you're my boyfriend? 473 00:35:00,056 --> 00:35:03,517 Hey! Who drove the freaking yellow Camaro? 474 00:35:04,770 --> 00:35:06,937 There is a car on the lawn! 475 00:35:10,817 --> 00:35:11,942 What are you doing? 476 00:35:12,027 --> 00:35:13,527 Houston, we have a problem. 477 00:35:13,612 --> 00:35:14,695 -What is it? -Freshman! 478 00:35:14,780 --> 00:35:16,280 -Yeah? -ls that your car in our bushes? 479 00:35:16,364 --> 00:35:20,242 No, there's a friend of mine, he just went to get you a tighter shirt. 480 00:35:20,327 --> 00:35:23,037 There isn't a tighter shirt! We checked. 481 00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:24,747 Now how about l park my foot in your ass? 482 00:35:24,831 --> 00:35:26,457 -What size shoe do you wear? -Yeah? 483 00:35:26,541 --> 00:35:28,542 -Hold on. -You wanna try? 484 00:35:28,627 --> 00:35:31,462 -l'll back it up right now. -Get him out of here. 485 00:35:31,546 --> 00:35:34,298 You have a ride? Bro, why are you holding out on us? 486 00:35:34,382 --> 00:35:35,466 l've only known you 1 7 hours. 487 00:35:35,550 --> 00:35:39,053 This is gonna really change our lives. You have no idea. 488 00:35:39,137 --> 00:35:43,349 -l love Camaros. -l can't do this right now, okay? 489 00:35:43,433 --> 00:35:45,351 -Don't be a wimp. -Oh, God! 490 00:35:53,735 --> 00:35:57,988 -My first car was my dad's '92 Z28. -Yeah? 491 00:35:58,073 --> 00:36:02,827 Fuel-injected. The roar of the engine, it just tickles me. 492 00:36:03,829 --> 00:36:06,205 We shouldn't stare... 493 00:36:06,289 --> 00:36:09,792 l mean, share stories with each other at all. 494 00:36:09,876 --> 00:36:12,169 Come on, Sam. Just one ride. 495 00:36:12,254 --> 00:36:14,755 Your cheatin' heart 496 00:36:18,844 --> 00:36:20,010 Don't. Don't! 497 00:36:20,095 --> 00:36:22,847 She's a super freak, super freak She's super freaky 498 00:36:22,931 --> 00:36:26,058 -ls your radio broken? -No, my concentration is. 499 00:36:26,142 --> 00:36:27,935 We're not cheating. 500 00:36:29,020 --> 00:36:30,563 Not yet. 501 00:36:33,900 --> 00:36:35,901 ls something wrong here? 502 00:36:40,282 --> 00:36:42,074 God! You okay? 503 00:36:44,619 --> 00:36:46,036 She's mighty, mighty 504 00:36:46,121 --> 00:36:49,415 l really don't know what to tell you. This car has a lot of problems. A lot... 505 00:36:55,547 --> 00:36:57,631 Oh, God! lt's in my mouth! 506 00:36:58,091 --> 00:37:00,050 Are you okay? l got Wetnaps. 507 00:37:00,135 --> 00:37:02,511 l got Wetnaps for your face! Hold on! 508 00:37:02,596 --> 00:37:04,680 l... l'm so sorry! 509 00:37:06,474 --> 00:37:07,516 What are you doing? 510 00:37:20,447 --> 00:37:22,531 You won't give me a day, huh? 511 00:37:23,158 --> 00:37:26,410 -You won't give me one day in college? -l'm sorry, Sam, 512 00:37:26,494 --> 00:37:29,830 but the last fragment of the AllSpark was stolen. 513 00:37:29,915 --> 00:37:31,749 Like what? Like Decepticons stole it? 514 00:37:31,833 --> 00:37:35,878 We placed it under human protection at your government's request, 515 00:37:35,962 --> 00:37:38,756 but l'm here for your help, Sam, 516 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:43,260 because your leaders believe we brought vengeance upon your planet. 517 00:37:43,345 --> 00:37:45,346 Perhaps they are right. 518 00:37:45,430 --> 00:37:50,517 That is why they must be reminded by another human of the trust we share. 519 00:37:50,602 --> 00:37:53,312 -This isn't my war. -Not yet, 520 00:37:54,189 --> 00:37:56,774 but l fear it soon will be. 521 00:37:56,858 --> 00:38:00,402 Your world must not share the same fate as Cybertron. 522 00:38:01,655 --> 00:38:03,656 Whole generations lost. 523 00:38:07,494 --> 00:38:10,537 l know, and l want to help you, l do, 524 00:38:10,622 --> 00:38:13,707 but l am not some alien ambassador, you know? 525 00:38:13,792 --> 00:38:15,584 l'm a normal kid with normal problems. 526 00:38:16,628 --> 00:38:19,046 l am where l'm supposed to be. 527 00:38:21,716 --> 00:38:23,384 l'm sorry. l... 528 00:38:25,053 --> 00:38:26,136 l really am. 529 00:38:26,221 --> 00:38:30,057 Sam, fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing. 530 00:38:30,850 --> 00:38:33,686 You're Optimus Prime. You don't need me. 531 00:38:34,646 --> 00:38:37,940 We do, more than you know. 532 00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:15,561 Conn, Sonar. Gained new contact, bearing 214, and possible hostile, 533 00:39:15,645 --> 00:39:17,646 confirmed for Project Deep Six Drop Point. 534 00:39:17,731 --> 00:39:20,441 -What do you got? -SU pulled five contacts at 5,000 feet, 535 00:39:20,525 --> 00:39:21,734 diving fast. 536 00:39:25,989 --> 00:39:28,032 Never seen anything dive that deep that fast. 537 00:39:28,116 --> 00:39:31,618 -Man battle stations. -Chief of the watch, man battle stations! 538 00:39:31,703 --> 00:39:33,579 Helm, left full rudder, all ahead two-thirds. 539 00:39:33,913 --> 00:39:36,373 -Left full rudder, two-thirds. -Dive, go deep. 540 00:39:58,563 --> 00:40:00,773 The nets protecting NBE One are screaming, sir. 541 00:40:00,857 --> 00:40:04,735 That is 9,300 fathoms down. And no confirmed DSRVs on site? 542 00:40:04,819 --> 00:40:06,987 -None, sir. -Then, people, we've got a problem! 543 00:40:17,123 --> 00:40:21,293 Need parts! Kill the little one! 544 00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:30,886 The shard make Energon! 545 00:40:43,691 --> 00:40:47,069 Conn, Sonar. Now hold six contacts, and they're coming up fast! 546 00:40:47,153 --> 00:40:49,530 -Sound collision alarm. -Left hard rudder. 547 00:40:50,907 --> 00:40:52,366 Five hundred feet. 548 00:40:53,118 --> 00:40:55,369 Angel Six, we got six hostiles coming up. 549 00:41:03,378 --> 00:41:05,587 -Collision imminent port side. -One hundred feet. 550 00:41:05,672 --> 00:41:06,713 Brace for impact. 551 00:41:33,283 --> 00:41:36,285 Starscream, l'm home. 552 00:41:36,369 --> 00:41:41,456 Lord Megatron, l was so relieved to hear of your resurrection. 553 00:41:41,541 --> 00:41:45,711 You left me to die on that pathetic insect planet. 554 00:41:45,795 --> 00:41:50,674 Only to help spawn our new army. The Fallen decrees it! 555 00:41:50,758 --> 00:41:55,095 After all, in your absence, someone had to take command. 556 00:41:57,015 --> 00:42:00,392 -So disappointing. -Hatchlings! Hatchlings! Careful, fragile! 557 00:42:00,476 --> 00:42:04,605 Even in death, there is no command but mine. 558 00:42:10,403 --> 00:42:13,989 My master, l failed you on Earth. 559 00:42:14,073 --> 00:42:19,703 The AllSpark is destroyed and without it, our race will perish. 560 00:42:20,580 --> 00:42:26,168 You have much to learn, my disciple. The Cube was merely a vessel. 561 00:42:26,252 --> 00:42:29,880 lts power, its knowledge, can never be destroyed. 562 00:42:29,964 --> 00:42:34,551 -lt can only transform. -How is that possible? 563 00:42:34,636 --> 00:42:38,222 lt has been absorbed by the human child. 564 00:42:38,306 --> 00:42:43,352 The key to saving our race now lies within his mind. 565 00:42:43,436 --> 00:42:47,064 Well, then, let me strip the very flesh from his body! 566 00:42:47,148 --> 00:42:50,609 And you will, my apprentice, in time. 567 00:42:50,693 --> 00:42:55,989 For millennia, l have dreamed of my return to that wretched planet 568 00:42:56,074 --> 00:43:02,663 where l, too, was once betrayed by the Primes l called my brothers. 569 00:43:03,498 --> 00:43:10,337 Only a Prime can defeat me, and now, only one remains. 570 00:43:10,672 --> 00:43:14,049 Optimus! He protects the boy. 571 00:43:14,133 --> 00:43:17,427 Then the boy will lead us to him 572 00:43:17,512 --> 00:43:23,016 -and revenge will be ours. -Yes. 573 00:43:24,018 --> 00:43:28,188 The boy will not escape us. We have him in our sights. 574 00:43:29,357 --> 00:43:33,318 Without more Energon, the hatchlings will keep dying. 575 00:43:38,783 --> 00:43:43,120 Space. Time. Gravity. 576 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:50,127 -Thank you. -Finish that for me. 577 00:43:50,211 --> 00:43:53,088 We're going on a journey together, you and l, today. 578 00:43:53,172 --> 00:43:58,176 All you eager, nubile, young minds on the very cusp of adulthood. 579 00:43:59,012 --> 00:44:02,014 And l shall be your consort, your guide, 580 00:44:02,098 --> 00:44:06,101 your chaperone, into the heart of darkness. 581 00:44:08,688 --> 00:44:10,939 Welcome to Astronomy 1 01 . 582 00:44:12,150 --> 00:44:15,569 For what do we know about the stars? 583 00:44:16,112 --> 00:44:19,531 Virgo, the virgin. 584 00:44:20,700 --> 00:44:22,534 Orion, the great hunter. 585 00:44:22,618 --> 00:44:27,247 These are no mere twinkling diamonds for lovely maidens to wish upon. 586 00:44:27,332 --> 00:44:29,666 No, they are dynamos 587 00:44:29,751 --> 00:44:34,338 filled with a throbbing, savage and pent-up energy! 588 00:44:34,422 --> 00:44:40,135 Behold the work ofAlbert Einstein, a professor once, like moi. 589 00:44:40,219 --> 00:44:41,678 -Energy equals mass... -What you doing? 590 00:44:41,763 --> 00:44:43,221 Put your hand down. Put your hand down. 591 00:44:43,306 --> 00:44:45,724 Young man, there are no questions 592 00:44:45,808 --> 00:44:47,768 until l've reached the climax of my lecture. 593 00:44:47,852 --> 00:44:51,188 l just finished your book and there's only one problem. Einstein's wrong. 594 00:44:51,939 --> 00:44:53,273 Energy does equal mass times the velocity 595 00:44:53,358 --> 00:44:54,441 of light squared in this dimension, 596 00:44:54,525 --> 00:44:57,486 but what about the other 1 7? Nobody ever talks about the other 1 7. 597 00:44:58,112 --> 00:44:59,780 Clear example. 598 00:45:03,493 --> 00:45:04,826 Break down the elemental components of Energon, 599 00:45:04,911 --> 00:45:07,371 assume a constant decay rate and extrapolate for each of the... 600 00:45:07,455 --> 00:45:08,872 Fourteen galactic convergences it took 601 00:45:08,956 --> 00:45:12,584 the Sentinel Prime expedition to receive an... Echo on its signal, 602 00:45:12,668 --> 00:45:14,628 you wind up with a formula for inter-dimensional energy increase 603 00:45:14,712 --> 00:45:16,129 that mass and light alone can't possibly explain. 604 00:45:16,214 --> 00:45:18,507 Come on, guys, l can't be the only one in the class who... 605 00:45:18,591 --> 00:45:23,345 Young man, l will not be punk'd in front of the dean. 606 00:45:24,722 --> 00:45:28,100 No, this is my universe here. 607 00:45:28,184 --> 00:45:33,563 Do you understand? l am the alpha and the omega. 608 00:45:33,648 --> 00:45:36,066 -Get out of my class! -Yes, sir. 609 00:45:39,153 --> 00:45:41,738 Anyone else care to have some sort of mental breakdown? 610 00:45:51,666 --> 00:45:56,795 Hi, Bones! Hi. Hi. You're such a good boy. 611 00:45:57,463 --> 00:45:59,673 What a good boy, you are. 612 00:46:04,178 --> 00:46:06,888 Hey, Bones. Are you hungry? 613 00:46:10,476 --> 00:46:12,519 Come on, check that out. 614 00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:16,189 There you go. 615 00:46:23,489 --> 00:46:25,532 -Yes, Samuel? -Hello? Mikaela? 616 00:46:25,616 --> 00:46:28,201 l can't believe you're gonna stand me up on our first web chat date. 617 00:46:28,286 --> 00:46:31,079 -Something just happened to me, okay? -What, you finally hit puberty? 618 00:46:31,164 --> 00:46:32,789 No, no, no. Stop laughing. This is serious. Okay. 619 00:46:32,874 --> 00:46:34,583 Remember l was telling you about my great-great-grandfather, 620 00:46:34,667 --> 00:46:36,460 Archibald Witwicky? Remember? 621 00:46:36,544 --> 00:46:39,629 Watch it, watch it, watch... No! Okay, remember how l was telling you... 622 00:46:39,714 --> 00:46:42,007 Okay. Can you stop? Watch the foot! Watch your foot! 623 00:46:42,091 --> 00:46:43,133 Mikaela, okay, 624 00:46:43,217 --> 00:46:45,302 my great-great-grandfather went on this Arctic mission, right? 625 00:46:45,386 --> 00:46:46,970 And he saw Megatron. Megatron zapped him, 626 00:46:47,054 --> 00:46:48,930 and he started seeing these crazy symbols. Okay. 627 00:46:49,015 --> 00:46:50,432 Well, now l'm seeing them, too. Excuse me. 628 00:46:50,516 --> 00:46:52,976 l just read a 903-page astronomy book in 32.6 seconds. 629 00:46:53,060 --> 00:46:54,436 l had a meltdown in the middle of my class. 630 00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:56,688 l am seeing symbols ever since l... 631 00:46:57,899 --> 00:47:01,902 -Since what? -Ever since l touched the Cube splinter. 632 00:47:01,986 --> 00:47:03,987 -Do you have it? -Yeah, l have it. 633 00:47:04,071 --> 00:47:07,949 -lt's in the shop safe. lt's fine. -Mikaela, do not touch it, okay? 634 00:47:08,034 --> 00:47:09,576 -Don't touch it. -l'm not gonna touch it. 635 00:47:09,911 --> 00:47:11,495 Sam, it's fine. lt's locked away. 636 00:47:11,579 --> 00:47:13,914 -No one knows where it is. -l do! 637 00:47:16,083 --> 00:47:18,752 You're hot, but you ain't too bright. 638 00:47:20,421 --> 00:47:22,923 There we go. Yeah, that'll work. 639 00:47:25,176 --> 00:47:27,260 Damn it! Son of a bitch! 640 00:47:29,472 --> 00:47:32,265 What are you looking at, slobber puss? 641 00:47:33,184 --> 00:47:36,811 What the... This place is a freaking house of horrors! 642 00:47:39,941 --> 00:47:41,775 Pain... lt hurts... 643 00:47:43,027 --> 00:47:44,319 Hold on. 644 00:47:46,989 --> 00:47:49,366 Right to five, then... 645 00:47:57,667 --> 00:48:00,877 ls that the best you got, huh? ls that the best you can do? 646 00:48:02,338 --> 00:48:04,464 What are you doing here, you little freak? 647 00:48:04,549 --> 00:48:07,092 That's my eye, you crazy bitch! 648 00:48:07,176 --> 00:48:11,388 -You gonna talk now? -l seek knowledge from the Cube. 649 00:48:11,472 --> 00:48:13,223 -The Fallen demands me! -What knowledge? 650 00:48:13,307 --> 00:48:15,934 You got the shard, l need the shard. Give me the shard. l need the shard. 651 00:48:16,018 --> 00:48:18,562 They're gonna whack me! l'm gonna be dead without that shard! 652 00:48:18,646 --> 00:48:21,731 Easy, warrior goddess, l'm just a little salvage-scrap drone! 653 00:48:21,816 --> 00:48:25,110 -And l'm your worst nightmare. -Hey, hey, hey! 654 00:48:25,194 --> 00:48:26,611 -What the hell was that? -l'll tell you later, 655 00:48:26,696 --> 00:48:28,238 just not on an open phone line, okay? 656 00:48:28,322 --> 00:48:29,281 l'm gonna get on a plane right now 657 00:48:29,365 --> 00:48:31,575 and l'll be there later this afternoon. Just be careful, Sam. 658 00:48:39,750 --> 00:48:42,627 And have any strangers given you anything suspicious to carry on today? 659 00:48:42,712 --> 00:48:44,421 Yeah, a live bomb! 660 00:48:44,505 --> 00:48:45,797 -No. -Good. 661 00:48:58,519 --> 00:49:01,104 Major, incoming SOS from Autobots! 662 00:49:01,188 --> 00:49:04,983 Multiple Decepticon contacts in motion. Vicinity, eastern United States, sir! 663 00:49:05,067 --> 00:49:08,069 -As in how many? -Unclear, sir. 664 00:49:08,154 --> 00:49:09,529 Well, get clear. 665 00:49:14,285 --> 00:49:17,078 The Autobots are on the move, splitting into two teams, sir. 666 00:49:17,163 --> 00:49:18,246 They're not answering our calls 667 00:49:18,331 --> 00:49:19,914 and they're heading to New York and Philadelphia. 668 00:49:19,999 --> 00:49:23,209 All right, full weapons deployment. Wheels up in 20 minutes! 669 00:49:24,045 --> 00:49:25,253 Move it! 670 00:49:27,131 --> 00:49:28,506 Let's go! 671 00:49:33,763 --> 00:49:36,890 Flight 57, welcome to Philadelphia. 672 00:49:37,558 --> 00:49:41,061 Alicia, mi amor, can l interest you in an 1 8-inch Zookeeper's special? 673 00:49:41,145 --> 00:49:43,647 Extra-large, triple cheese, with every known animal as a topping. 674 00:49:43,731 --> 00:49:45,774 Basically, l've got, like, 1 8 inches of meat. 675 00:49:45,858 --> 00:49:48,443 Unless you're vegetarian. All right. lt's cool. l am, too. 676 00:49:48,527 --> 00:49:51,821 -Sam home? -Sam? l think he died, 677 00:49:51,906 --> 00:49:53,198 but why don't we check? 678 00:49:53,282 --> 00:49:55,158 -Here we are. -Hey! 679 00:49:55,242 --> 00:49:56,409 You ever have a song stuck in your head? lt's like 680 00:49:56,494 --> 00:49:58,453 the worst song ever, but you can't help to whistle it or sing it 681 00:49:58,537 --> 00:50:02,207 'cause it, like, repeats itself, repeats itself, repeats itself, repeats itself? 682 00:50:02,291 --> 00:50:04,417 Kitten calendar, kitten calendar, kitten calendar, 683 00:50:04,502 --> 00:50:05,835 -kitten calendar... -Dude, what the eff? 684 00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:08,004 l know you're freaking out. Don't freak out. Don't freak out. 685 00:50:08,089 --> 00:50:10,173 Easy fix. Puzzle code in my head. 686 00:50:10,257 --> 00:50:11,841 Now it's on the walls. Everything is good. 687 00:50:11,926 --> 00:50:14,010 This is the part that... 688 00:50:17,723 --> 00:50:18,890 Okay, what were you saying? 689 00:50:18,974 --> 00:50:22,352 Alice, l'm horrified you had to see this. Let's go. 690 00:50:22,436 --> 00:50:23,770 Get out. 691 00:50:23,854 --> 00:50:25,689 Wait, wait, wait! Can l just sit and watch? 692 00:50:25,773 --> 00:50:27,899 l'll... l'll eat my pizza quietly. 693 00:50:27,983 --> 00:50:30,902 Sam, l knew there was something special about you. 694 00:50:30,986 --> 00:50:32,278 Really? 695 00:50:33,739 --> 00:50:35,907 And l know you know what happens 696 00:50:35,991 --> 00:50:38,910 when two people in the know get together. 697 00:50:38,994 --> 00:50:42,288 They're genuinely amazing in bed. 698 00:50:44,125 --> 00:50:45,583 Thank you. 699 00:50:46,836 --> 00:50:48,378 All right, listen, hold on! Boundaries. 700 00:50:48,462 --> 00:50:53,550 -Flag on the play. Okay. l'm very ticklish. -We have needs, Sam. Relax. 701 00:50:53,634 --> 00:50:54,843 Jeez! 702 00:50:56,762 --> 00:50:59,848 What about this economy? lt's crazy, isn't it? 703 00:51:01,767 --> 00:51:04,978 -You are very aggressive. -Just relax. 704 00:51:05,104 --> 00:51:07,397 You want some turkey meatloaf? 705 00:51:12,403 --> 00:51:13,695 Sam? 706 00:51:15,990 --> 00:51:18,575 -Mikaela! -ls that your girlfriend? 707 00:51:19,827 --> 00:51:20,827 Ex. 708 00:51:21,787 --> 00:51:23,997 Mikaela! Wait! 709 00:51:25,791 --> 00:51:27,751 l can explain... 710 00:51:46,187 --> 00:51:48,229 Sam, your bed buddy, Alice... 711 00:52:07,249 --> 00:52:08,291 All right, come on. 712 00:52:08,375 --> 00:52:09,918 -She's coming! -She's an alien robot! You gotta move. 713 00:52:10,002 --> 00:52:11,336 -ls this real? -Just run! 714 00:52:17,593 --> 00:52:20,553 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! l can't believe l almost had sex with her in my dream! 715 00:52:20,638 --> 00:52:22,347 l can tell that you really missed me a lot, Sam! 716 00:52:22,431 --> 00:52:23,807 -Look, it's not my fault, okay? -lt's not your fault? 717 00:52:23,891 --> 00:52:25,308 Listen! Listen, l'm a victim! 718 00:52:25,392 --> 00:52:26,726 -You were a victim? Of what? -Yeah. 719 00:52:26,811 --> 00:52:28,645 -Of what, a little 80-pound girl? -Of... Of molestation. 720 00:52:28,729 --> 00:52:30,438 lt was like getting humped in the neck by a mountain ox! 721 00:52:30,523 --> 00:52:31,856 You didn't have to put your tongue in her mouth! 722 00:52:31,941 --> 00:52:33,066 -l didn't! Look! -You did! 723 00:52:33,150 --> 00:52:35,652 You ever had your stomach tongued by a mountain ox with a five-foot tongue? 724 00:52:35,736 --> 00:52:38,905 lt's not fun for me, okay, Mikaela? And it smelled like... Like diesel! 725 00:52:39,031 --> 00:52:42,325 -Like a diesel-y tinge to it! -You're such a little girl! 726 00:52:42,409 --> 00:52:44,327 We're gonna have 1 0 seconds of silence right now. 727 00:52:44,411 --> 00:52:45,620 l'm not talking to you for 1 0 seconds. 728 00:52:45,704 --> 00:52:47,539 You can't give me the silent treatment! You know what? 729 00:52:47,623 --> 00:52:50,166 l'm not talking to you for 1 0 seconds. You have three seconds left. 730 00:52:50,251 --> 00:52:51,459 You know what? You can give me the silent treatment 731 00:52:51,544 --> 00:52:53,294 all you want, but you can't keep me from talking. 732 00:52:53,587 --> 00:52:55,171 -What were you gonna say? -l hope you had a lot of fun, 733 00:52:55,256 --> 00:52:57,173 because this, this is over. 734 00:52:57,258 --> 00:52:59,676 She violated your orifice with her nasty alien probe? 735 00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:02,011 She did it? She went in there? All her little embryo alien babies 736 00:53:02,096 --> 00:53:04,931 are gestating and hatching inside of you. They're growing right now, probably! 737 00:53:05,015 --> 00:53:07,809 You need to vomit it right now. Yak it! Yak it right now! 738 00:53:07,893 --> 00:53:09,018 Who are you? 739 00:53:09,103 --> 00:53:12,188 l'm Leonardo Ponce De Leon Spitz. Okay? l'm the key to this. 740 00:53:12,273 --> 00:53:13,898 The aliens, they want me 'cause of my site. 741 00:53:19,989 --> 00:53:20,989 Whoa, guys, right there! 742 00:53:25,327 --> 00:53:26,536 Run! 743 00:53:30,416 --> 00:53:31,624 Mikaela! 744 00:53:49,351 --> 00:53:51,394 Come on! We gotta move! 745 00:53:51,896 --> 00:53:53,646 lt's a bomb! 746 00:54:02,865 --> 00:54:04,157 You've got to get that box! 747 00:54:07,745 --> 00:54:10,872 -This way. -What? Hey! Let me out, let me out! 748 00:54:11,999 --> 00:54:14,751 Oh, my God, you know how to hot-wire a car? That's so hot! 749 00:54:14,835 --> 00:54:17,045 Drive, drive, drive! She's right there! She's right there! 750 00:54:17,129 --> 00:54:19,923 Come on, come on, come on. 751 00:54:20,341 --> 00:54:22,675 Go! Go! Go! Back up the car! 752 00:54:23,844 --> 00:54:25,094 Now! 753 00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:28,014 Tongue! 754 00:54:32,645 --> 00:54:34,312 Oh, my God! 755 00:54:41,570 --> 00:54:43,321 Kiss this, bitch! 756 00:54:48,577 --> 00:54:50,578 Drive, drive, drive. 757 00:54:53,374 --> 00:54:54,582 Okay, so what else don't l know, all right? 758 00:54:54,667 --> 00:54:56,376 Since you guys forgot to mention some minor details. 759 00:54:59,046 --> 00:55:02,090 That thing you saw back there, that was the little baby... 760 00:55:07,471 --> 00:55:09,847 -Oh, my God! Oh, my God! -Sam! 761 00:55:12,893 --> 00:55:14,310 Sam! 762 00:55:18,649 --> 00:55:19,983 -Sam! -Hold on! 763 00:55:20,067 --> 00:55:21,401 -Pull me up! -Hold on! 764 00:55:23,654 --> 00:55:25,571 Sam, get back in! 765 00:55:27,241 --> 00:55:30,410 l don't want to die! We're gonna die! Oh, my God! 766 00:55:55,853 --> 00:55:57,603 Jesus! Jesus! 767 00:56:05,612 --> 00:56:07,405 Come here, boy. 768 00:56:08,657 --> 00:56:09,991 Closer. 769 00:56:10,659 --> 00:56:11,868 -Oh, my God. -Okay. 770 00:56:11,952 --> 00:56:14,370 You remember me, don't you? 771 00:56:14,455 --> 00:56:16,914 l did what you said, okay? Just don't hurt us. 772 00:56:16,999 --> 00:56:18,291 Shut up! 773 00:56:19,126 --> 00:56:20,293 Sam! 774 00:56:26,508 --> 00:56:30,511 Yeah! Yes, yes. 775 00:56:30,971 --> 00:56:34,140 lt feels good to grab your flesh! 776 00:56:35,684 --> 00:56:40,146 l am going to kill you slowly, painfully, 777 00:56:40,230 --> 00:56:44,859 but first, we have some delicate work to do. 778 00:56:48,155 --> 00:56:50,990 How l could snap your limbs off! 779 00:56:51,075 --> 00:56:54,827 Doctor, examine this alien specimen. 780 00:56:55,287 --> 00:56:58,790 l'll scan you. Let's take a look at your face. 781 00:57:01,668 --> 00:57:06,589 l'm the doctor. The odd job. lnformation! 782 00:57:08,675 --> 00:57:09,967 Yeah! 783 00:57:17,643 --> 00:57:19,852 Beseeching my shard! 784 00:57:19,937 --> 00:57:21,771 Easy or tough way? 785 00:57:44,586 --> 00:57:46,504 -There they are. -That's what l'm seeing in my head. 786 00:57:46,588 --> 00:57:50,466 These symbols can lead us to the Energon source. 787 00:57:50,551 --> 00:57:54,637 We must have the brain on the table! 788 00:57:54,721 --> 00:57:57,306 -Chop, chop! -Brain? 789 00:57:57,391 --> 00:57:58,641 What does he mean by my brain? 790 00:57:58,725 --> 00:58:01,644 Well, you have something on your mind, something l need. 791 00:58:01,728 --> 00:58:03,688 Hold on. l know you're pissed. l know you're pissed 792 00:58:03,772 --> 00:58:05,690 because l tried to kill you and it's completely understandable. 793 00:58:05,774 --> 00:58:07,191 lf somebody tried to kill me, l'd be upset, too. 794 00:58:07,276 --> 00:58:09,861 l think that we have an opportunity here 795 00:58:09,945 --> 00:58:13,072 to start anew and develop our relationship 796 00:58:13,157 --> 00:58:15,449 and see where it leads us, okay? 797 00:58:15,534 --> 00:58:18,661 So, you just call Doctor lnspector off and let's just talk for five seconds! 798 00:58:18,745 --> 00:58:19,954 Wait, wait, wait! 799 00:58:25,586 --> 00:58:28,963 -Come on! Go, go! -Sam! 800 00:58:31,216 --> 00:58:32,925 Go, go, go! 801 00:58:59,077 --> 00:59:00,286 Sam! 802 00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:09,128 Run! 803 00:59:16,178 --> 00:59:17,637 Go, go, go, go! 804 00:59:18,472 --> 00:59:20,014 Here he comes! 805 00:59:26,813 --> 00:59:28,231 Hide, Sam! 806 00:59:38,825 --> 00:59:40,368 Weak! 807 00:59:42,204 --> 00:59:45,623 Puny! Waste of metal! 808 00:59:48,585 --> 00:59:51,003 Junkyard crap! 809 00:59:52,839 --> 00:59:54,340 Decepticons! 810 01:00:04,935 --> 01:00:06,894 Come here, boy. 811 01:00:38,427 --> 01:00:41,804 There is another source of Energon hidden on this planet. 812 01:00:41,888 --> 01:00:43,973 The boy could lead us to it. 813 01:01:00,907 --> 01:01:02,325 Optimus! 814 01:01:15,589 --> 01:01:20,926 ls the future of our race not worth a single human life? 815 01:01:21,011 --> 01:01:24,764 -Up! Get up! -You'll never stop at one! 816 01:01:26,308 --> 01:01:28,392 l'll take you all on! 817 01:02:10,644 --> 01:02:12,144 Piece of tin! 818 01:02:14,147 --> 01:02:16,023 Sam! Where are you? 819 01:02:18,652 --> 01:02:19,777 No! 820 01:02:20,445 --> 01:02:22,988 You're so weak! 821 01:02:50,475 --> 01:02:54,603 The last Prime is dead! 822 01:03:03,655 --> 01:03:08,200 Sam, run. Run. 823 01:03:18,378 --> 01:03:20,212 Autobots, attack! 824 01:03:24,885 --> 01:03:27,219 Bumblebee, get them out of here! 825 01:03:40,442 --> 01:03:41,984 This is Lennox. 826 01:03:54,039 --> 01:03:58,000 -That went well. -We've lost the boy, Master. 827 01:03:58,084 --> 01:04:00,586 The Autobots must be shielding their signals. 828 01:04:00,670 --> 01:04:04,924 l can't even rely on you to swat a simple insect? 829 01:04:06,468 --> 01:04:09,303 -One insect among seven billion! -Shut up! 830 01:04:11,056 --> 01:04:13,057 He could be anywhere. 831 01:04:13,141 --> 01:04:16,602 Then we will force them to find him for us! 832 01:04:17,270 --> 01:04:20,356 lt's time for the world to know of our presence. 833 01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:23,567 No more disguises. No mercy! 834 01:04:23,860 --> 01:04:27,571 The time has come for my master's arrival. 835 01:04:31,701 --> 01:04:36,872 Decepticons, mobilize. lt is time. 836 01:04:54,474 --> 01:04:56,725 Speaking French is so exciting! 837 01:04:56,851 --> 01:04:58,519 Oh, God, who is this? 838 01:05:00,480 --> 01:05:03,190 Hello? l mean, bonsoir! 839 01:05:04,693 --> 01:05:07,861 -What? Who is this? -Where is the boy? 840 01:05:08,280 --> 01:05:12,866 For Pete's sakes. l'm not impressed with your perverted mouth-breathing. 841 01:05:53,158 --> 01:05:54,116 Jeez! 842 01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:56,785 You are invading my space. l'm gonna have to drop you. 843 01:05:56,870 --> 01:05:58,078 Would you get out of here? 844 01:05:58,163 --> 01:06:00,414 l didn't come all the way across the ocean to eat a plate of snails. 845 01:06:00,498 --> 01:06:01,790 l want to try new things. 846 01:06:01,875 --> 01:06:04,251 Looks like Canadian goose poop. 847 01:06:05,629 --> 01:06:06,962 lt's nasty. 848 01:07:19,244 --> 01:07:22,579 Revenge is mine. 849 01:07:39,723 --> 01:07:41,640 Yeah! 850 01:07:43,935 --> 01:07:45,894 ...definitely not a plane... 851 01:07:45,979 --> 01:07:48,063 Look, carriers don't just sink. 852 01:07:48,148 --> 01:07:51,275 ...a horrible accident or a terrorist attack or worse... 853 01:07:51,609 --> 01:07:53,569 Negative. NORAD confirmed, 854 01:07:53,653 --> 01:07:57,990 projectile came from beyond our atmosphere, inbound at 30,000 knots. 855 01:08:12,505 --> 01:08:15,758 Citizens of the human hive, 856 01:08:15,842 --> 01:08:19,261 your leaders have withheld the truth. 857 01:08:19,596 --> 01:08:22,890 You are not alone in this universe. 858 01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:26,685 We have lived among you, hidden, 859 01:08:28,354 --> 01:08:30,355 but no more. 860 01:08:30,690 --> 01:08:35,360 As you've seen, we can destroy your cities at will, 861 01:08:37,322 --> 01:08:40,532 unless you turn over this boy. 862 01:08:45,497 --> 01:08:51,877 lf you resist us, we will destroy the world as you know it. 863 01:08:52,545 --> 01:08:54,087 What we're hearing from the German government 864 01:08:54,172 --> 01:08:57,216 is that the worId broadcast was a satellite hacking. 865 01:08:57,300 --> 01:09:00,636 The military has just told us they have assumed Condition Delta, 866 01:09:00,929 --> 01:09:03,472 which is the highest level we have been at since 9/1 1 . 867 01:09:03,556 --> 01:09:05,516 President Obama is being flown to a bunker 868 01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:07,267 somewhere in the middle of the United States 869 01:09:07,352 --> 01:09:11,814 in the face of the worst simultaneous attacks ever around the globe. 870 01:09:11,898 --> 01:09:17,277 The aircraft carrier USS Roosevelt goes down off the East Coast, all hands lost. 871 01:09:17,362 --> 01:09:20,531 WorIdwide casualties are in the neighborhood of 7,000, 872 01:09:20,615 --> 01:09:22,324 but that number could climb. 873 01:09:22,408 --> 01:09:23,450 lt's still too early to tell. 874 01:09:23,535 --> 01:09:25,953 What we need to ask now is, "Who and why?" 875 01:09:26,037 --> 01:09:28,956 The FBl is still trying to locate the boy, Sam Witwicky. 876 01:09:29,040 --> 01:09:31,750 We believe they have information about the attacks. 877 01:09:31,835 --> 01:09:34,169 The FBl, ClA and lnterpol 878 01:09:34,254 --> 01:09:37,589 are all seeking the cooperation of worIdwide law enforcement. 879 01:09:37,674 --> 01:09:39,800 You need to listen to this, man. You gotta check this out. 880 01:09:39,884 --> 01:09:42,511 -They have a traffic-camera spotting... -They have a picture of me, man. 881 01:09:42,595 --> 01:09:46,014 We're dead, bro. FBl, ClA, we are wanted fugitives now! 882 01:09:46,266 --> 01:09:47,307 l just need you to focus 883 01:09:47,392 --> 01:09:48,350 -for one minute, man. -Just stop. 884 01:09:48,434 --> 01:09:50,018 This thing has blown up to a whole other level, all right? 885 01:09:50,103 --> 01:09:51,770 You know what? Give me this thing. They can track us. 886 01:09:51,855 --> 01:09:53,814 -Do you see this? -What? 887 01:09:55,441 --> 01:09:58,569 They can track us? Like, satellite track us? 888 01:09:59,279 --> 01:10:00,612 Okay, l'm not even with you guys! 889 01:10:00,697 --> 01:10:03,031 Technically, l'm like a hostage. This is kidnapping... 890 01:10:03,116 --> 01:10:04,408 -Enough is... -Yo, Leo! 891 01:10:04,742 --> 01:10:06,869 This thing's gonna give me a heart attack, l swear. 892 01:10:06,953 --> 01:10:09,329 -That's 'cause you is a wuss. -You guys forced me into that car, right? 893 01:10:09,414 --> 01:10:10,372 l think he's scared. 894 01:10:10,456 --> 01:10:13,000 Hey, Mudflap, what are we gonna do with this shrimp taco? 895 01:10:13,084 --> 01:10:14,418 Let's pop a cap in his ass, throw him in the trunk 896 01:10:14,502 --> 01:10:16,044 and then nobody gonna know nothing, know what l mean? 897 01:10:16,129 --> 01:10:19,047 -Not in my trunk. -Yo, bumper cars? l'm hearing you. 898 01:10:19,132 --> 01:10:21,341 Okay? l'm right here and l can hear you! 899 01:10:21,426 --> 01:10:23,594 No one's popping any caps in any asses, okay? 900 01:10:23,678 --> 01:10:25,220 l've had a hell of a day! 901 01:10:26,306 --> 01:10:28,724 Why don't you get a haircut with your bitch ass? 902 01:10:28,808 --> 01:10:29,933 Go whine to your boyfriend! 903 01:10:30,018 --> 01:10:32,227 Listen, Sam, l know what l'm gonna do, man. Look, l'm just going to go 904 01:10:32,312 --> 01:10:33,353 to the authorities and tell them the truth. 905 01:10:33,438 --> 01:10:34,438 Like, l had nothing to do with this. 906 01:10:34,522 --> 01:10:36,064 -So, l'm not an accomplice. -Hey, you wanted this, right? 907 01:10:36,149 --> 01:10:37,482 You wanted the real deal? Well, that's what this is. 908 01:10:37,567 --> 01:10:38,901 Wake up! You're in the middle of it! 909 01:10:38,985 --> 01:10:41,320 You want to run? Go ahead! No one's stopping you. 910 01:10:42,322 --> 01:10:43,947 Stop complaining. 911 01:11:20,193 --> 01:11:21,693 What is the meaning of this? 912 01:11:22,028 --> 01:11:23,946 You dare point a gun at me? 913 01:11:24,030 --> 01:11:27,783 You want a piece of me? l will tear you apart! 914 01:11:29,535 --> 01:11:32,162 Drop your weapons! Drop your weapons! 915 01:11:32,246 --> 01:11:33,705 -Tell them to lower their weapons! -Tell them first. 916 01:11:33,790 --> 01:11:34,831 Tell them to lower their weapons. 917 01:11:34,916 --> 01:11:36,917 Major, there's nothing l can do. Talk to him. 918 01:11:37,001 --> 01:11:38,877 Your NEST team is deactivated, Major. 919 01:11:39,420 --> 01:11:41,880 You are to cease anti-Decepticon operations 920 01:11:41,965 --> 01:11:44,299 and return to Diego Garcia pending further orders. 921 01:11:44,384 --> 01:11:46,760 No, we take our orders directly from Chairman Morshower, sir. 922 01:11:46,844 --> 01:11:48,637 Well, l'll see your Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff 923 01:11:48,721 --> 01:11:51,223 and l will raise you a President of the United States. 924 01:11:51,307 --> 01:11:52,766 l have operational command now. 925 01:11:52,850 --> 01:11:55,060 An alien blood feud has been brought to our shores 926 01:11:55,144 --> 01:11:56,770 for which our soldiers are paying the price. 927 01:11:57,271 --> 01:11:58,897 The secret is out! 928 01:11:58,982 --> 01:12:02,442 This is our war now and we will win it as we always have, 929 01:12:02,527 --> 01:12:04,444 with a coordinated military strategy. 930 01:12:04,529 --> 01:12:07,489 This fool is terribly misinformed. 931 01:12:07,573 --> 01:12:08,949 You're gonna need every asset that you've got. 932 01:12:09,033 --> 01:12:10,742 What we need is to draw up battle plans 933 01:12:10,827 --> 01:12:12,995 while we explore every possible diplomatic solution. 934 01:12:13,079 --> 01:12:14,579 Like what, handing over the kid? 935 01:12:15,915 --> 01:12:17,749 All options are being considered. 936 01:12:18,376 --> 01:12:22,295 Whatever the Decepticons are after, this is just the start. 937 01:12:22,380 --> 01:12:25,465 -There is no negotiating with them. -l'm ordering you to stand down. 938 01:12:25,550 --> 01:12:29,636 You won't be needing this anymore. Get your assets back to base! 939 01:12:29,721 --> 01:12:32,931 And take that pile of scrap metal back to Diego Garcia. 940 01:12:34,142 --> 01:12:35,475 Let's go! 941 01:12:36,436 --> 01:12:40,647 l really don't like that dude. He's an asshole. 942 01:12:40,732 --> 01:12:43,233 Autobots, report to hangar for transport. 943 01:12:43,317 --> 01:12:48,655 -lronhide, we should leave this planet. -That's not what Optimus would want. 944 01:13:07,800 --> 01:13:09,843 There's nothing that you could have done. 945 01:13:14,474 --> 01:13:16,558 -You okay? -Yeah. 946 01:13:19,729 --> 01:13:22,564 Bee, if you hate me, l understand. 947 01:13:30,490 --> 01:13:33,533 l messed up. l'm sorry. 948 01:13:35,578 --> 01:13:39,456 Young fella, you are the person l care about most in my life. 949 01:13:39,540 --> 01:13:42,626 lf there's anything you need, l won't be far away. 950 01:13:44,921 --> 01:13:48,590 He's dead because of me. He came here to protect me and he's dead. 951 01:13:49,008 --> 01:13:51,760 There's some things you just can't change. 952 01:13:51,844 --> 01:13:56,014 So, his sacrifice for us would not have been in vain. Hallelujah! 953 01:13:57,350 --> 01:13:59,601 l'm gonna make it right. l'm going to turn myself in. 954 01:13:59,685 --> 01:14:01,853 We... We've got to stick together. 955 01:14:06,526 --> 01:14:10,195 -You're not going to do that. -Yes, l am. 956 01:14:14,283 --> 01:14:18,036 Everything we worked for will be wiped out in one day! 957 01:14:20,665 --> 01:14:22,833 -You two... -Huh? 958 01:14:22,917 --> 01:14:24,042 Hey, you know the glyphs? 959 01:14:24,127 --> 01:14:26,586 These? The symbols that have been rattling around in my head? 960 01:14:27,421 --> 01:14:31,383 That's old school, yo. That's, like... That's Cybertronian. 961 01:14:31,717 --> 01:14:33,009 That's some serious stuff, right there. 962 01:14:33,094 --> 01:14:36,138 They gotta mean something, like a message or like a map. 963 01:14:36,222 --> 01:14:37,639 Like a map to an Energon source! 964 01:14:37,723 --> 01:14:40,976 -Can you read this? -Read? 965 01:14:41,060 --> 01:14:43,353 No. We don't really do much reading. Not so much. 966 01:14:43,437 --> 01:14:45,480 lf you can't read it, we gotta find somebody who can. 967 01:14:45,565 --> 01:14:47,190 Look who came sashaying back! 968 01:14:47,275 --> 01:14:48,859 Hair growing like a Chia Pet. Look at him. 969 01:14:48,943 --> 01:14:50,777 l had a bit of a mild panic attack earlier, right? 970 01:14:50,862 --> 01:14:51,987 That's 'cause you're a pussy. 971 01:14:52,071 --> 01:14:53,947 l think l'm allowed that, considering what l've been through. 972 01:14:54,574 --> 01:14:55,657 l heard you have a problem. 973 01:14:55,741 --> 01:14:58,743 -l think l know someone who can help. -Who? 974 01:14:58,828 --> 01:14:59,995 Robo-Warrior. 975 01:15:03,583 --> 01:15:04,791 This guy, Robo-Warrior, 976 01:15:04,876 --> 01:15:07,252 everything about anything alien, he's supposed to know. 977 01:15:07,378 --> 01:15:08,712 One time we revenge-hacked his site 978 01:15:08,796 --> 01:15:13,216 and maybe l saw some of your alien drawings or whatever. 979 01:15:25,771 --> 01:15:27,606 This is it. Yep. 980 01:15:27,690 --> 01:15:28,857 Deli. Good front! 981 01:15:29,275 --> 01:15:31,776 All right, wait here. l'll give you the go/no go. All right? 982 01:15:32,278 --> 01:15:34,946 Number 42, we got your kishka, knish, 983 01:15:35,031 --> 01:15:38,158 kasha-varnishka and kreplach combo right here. 984 01:15:38,242 --> 01:15:39,576 Cash only. Who's next? 985 01:15:39,660 --> 01:15:42,954 l told you to cure the lox in the brine and then smoke it. 986 01:15:43,039 --> 01:15:44,623 Ma, you want me to cut my hand off, or what? 987 01:15:44,707 --> 01:15:46,208 You... You ruined a beautiful piece of fish, you retard! 988 01:15:46,292 --> 01:15:47,626 l'm like a ninja with a blade. lt's an art form. 989 01:15:47,710 --> 01:15:48,919 Give me your money. Get out of here! 990 01:15:49,003 --> 01:15:52,923 Hey, Sal! Watch your reach, huh? Take a number, young man. 991 01:15:53,507 --> 01:15:54,925 Robo-Warrior. 992 01:15:56,636 --> 01:15:58,803 -Know him? -l never heard of him. 993 01:15:58,888 --> 01:16:01,223 You never heard of TheRealEffingDeal.com? 994 01:16:01,307 --> 01:16:03,850 You must be talking about that amateur-hour blog operation 995 01:16:03,935 --> 01:16:07,062 -with Game Boy-level security. -Robo-Warrior. 996 01:16:08,189 --> 01:16:11,024 lt's him! lt's him! That's the guy right there! That's him! 997 01:16:12,276 --> 01:16:13,526 No. 998 01:16:14,195 --> 01:16:16,404 -You got to be kidding me. -All right, meat store's closed! 999 01:16:16,489 --> 01:16:18,865 -Everybody out! Out, right now! -When he says to go, 1000 01:16:18,950 --> 01:16:20,533 -you go. -That means you, lady, right now. 1001 01:16:20,618 --> 01:16:22,744 -Wait a minute. You know this guy? -We're old friends. 1002 01:16:22,828 --> 01:16:26,289 Old friends? You're the case that shut down Sector Seven, 1003 01:16:26,374 --> 01:16:27,707 got the kibosh, disbanded. 1004 01:16:27,792 --> 01:16:31,044 No more security clearance, no retirement, no nothing. 1005 01:16:31,128 --> 01:16:34,089 All 'cause of you and your little criminal girlfriend. 1006 01:16:34,173 --> 01:16:38,468 -Look at her now, so mature. -Moron! Where's the whitefish? 1007 01:16:38,552 --> 01:16:40,428 Hey! Don't touch me with the pig. 1008 01:16:40,513 --> 01:16:42,097 -Yakov! -What? 1009 01:16:42,181 --> 01:16:44,224 You don't get Christmas bonuses standing around! 1010 01:16:44,308 --> 01:16:46,101 You want those new teeth you saw on SkyMall? 1011 01:16:46,185 --> 01:16:48,395 -lt's my dream. -Help her out. 1012 01:16:49,021 --> 01:16:50,063 You live with your mama? 1013 01:16:50,147 --> 01:16:51,481 No, my mama lives with me. lt's a big difference. 1014 01:16:51,565 --> 01:16:53,441 They got your face all over the news, alien boy. 1015 01:16:53,526 --> 01:16:55,902 -Yeah, l know. -And NBE One's still kicking, huh? 1016 01:16:55,987 --> 01:16:58,154 How did that happen? Don't answer. 1017 01:16:58,239 --> 01:17:00,615 l don't know what you're hiding, but l don't want anything to do with it. 1018 01:17:00,700 --> 01:17:03,451 So, good-bye. You never saw me. l got bagels to schmear. Vanish. 1019 01:17:03,536 --> 01:17:05,996 Can you give me five seconds? Look, hold on, l need your help. 1020 01:17:06,080 --> 01:17:08,665 Really? You need my help? 1021 01:17:08,749 --> 01:17:11,376 l need... Look, l am slowly losing my mind. 1022 01:17:11,460 --> 01:17:13,086 Okay, l had a little crab-bot, 1023 01:17:13,170 --> 01:17:15,297 plunged a device deep into the soft tissues of my brain 1024 01:17:15,381 --> 01:17:18,216 and started projecting little alien symbols like a freaking home movie! 1025 01:17:18,301 --> 01:17:21,052 And on top of that, l'm a wanted fugitive. So, you think you got it rough? 1026 01:17:21,137 --> 01:17:23,305 You said it projected images off your brain? 1027 01:17:23,389 --> 01:17:25,974 -Right. -Meat locker, now! 1028 01:17:26,726 --> 01:17:27,976 Dead pigs. 1029 01:17:28,060 --> 01:17:30,228 What you're about to see is top secret. 1030 01:17:30,980 --> 01:17:33,023 Do not tell my mother. 1031 01:17:34,150 --> 01:17:36,151 -Swine flu. Not good. -Now you know. 1032 01:17:36,235 --> 01:17:39,195 Next time you eat a goat or a pig, there's a story behind it. 1033 01:17:39,280 --> 01:17:40,572 Sad little story. 1034 01:17:40,656 --> 01:17:41,823 An entire city flat. How do you explain that? 1035 01:17:41,907 --> 01:17:42,991 Are you saying you believe in aliens now? 1036 01:17:43,075 --> 01:17:46,244 Okay, files, files. We're talking about symbols. 1037 01:17:46,912 --> 01:17:49,539 Hey, still radioactive. Hands off. 1038 01:17:50,333 --> 01:17:52,250 Okay, Cube-brain. 1039 01:17:52,877 --> 01:17:55,086 Any of these look like the symbols you saw? 1040 01:17:55,171 --> 01:17:56,504 Where'd you get these? 1041 01:17:56,589 --> 01:18:00,258 Before l got fired, l poached S-7's crown jewel, 1042 01:18:00,343 --> 01:18:05,722 over 75 years of alien research, which points to one inescapable fact. 1043 01:18:05,806 --> 01:18:09,768 The Transformers, they've been here a long, long time. 1044 01:18:10,144 --> 01:18:11,269 How do l know? 1045 01:18:12,438 --> 01:18:14,272 Archeologists found these unexplained markings 1046 01:18:14,357 --> 01:18:16,608 in ancient ruins all over the world. 1047 01:18:17,026 --> 01:18:19,110 China. Egypt. Greece. 1048 01:18:20,071 --> 01:18:21,654 Shot in 1 932. 1049 01:18:21,739 --> 01:18:23,573 These the symbols you're seeing in your head? 1050 01:18:23,657 --> 01:18:26,242 -Yeah. -Same ones over here, right? 1051 01:18:26,327 --> 01:18:31,122 So, tell me, how did they end up all drawing the same things? 1052 01:18:32,124 --> 01:18:35,126 Aliens. And l think some of them stayed. 1053 01:18:35,211 --> 01:18:38,129 Check this out. Project Black Knife. 1054 01:18:38,631 --> 01:18:43,093 Robots in disguise, hiding here all along. 1055 01:18:43,177 --> 01:18:46,471 We detected radioactive signatures all across the country. 1056 01:18:46,555 --> 01:18:50,058 l pleaded on my knees with S-7 to investigate it, 1057 01:18:50,142 --> 01:18:53,686 but they said the readings were infinitesimal, 1058 01:18:53,771 --> 01:18:56,231 that l was obsessed. 1059 01:18:56,315 --> 01:18:58,066 Me. Can you imagine that? 1060 01:18:58,150 --> 01:19:01,277 Yeah. Megatron said that there was another Energon source here. 1061 01:19:01,362 --> 01:19:03,238 -On Earth. Another source? -On Earth. 1062 01:19:03,322 --> 01:19:06,199 Okay? And that these symbols, maps in my head, would lead him there. 1063 01:19:06,283 --> 01:19:08,034 You talk to your Autobot friends about this? 1064 01:19:08,119 --> 01:19:09,411 No, no, no, the source is before them. 1065 01:19:09,495 --> 01:19:11,329 Whatever the Energon source is, it predates them. 1066 01:19:11,414 --> 01:19:12,497 lt's before them. 1067 01:19:12,581 --> 01:19:14,582 -So, it comes before them. -Correct. 1068 01:19:14,667 --> 01:19:18,044 Well, then we're porked, unless we can talk to a Decepticon. 1069 01:19:18,379 --> 01:19:20,213 l mean, l'm not on speaking terms with them. 1070 01:19:20,297 --> 01:19:22,006 Actually, l am. 1071 01:19:26,679 --> 01:19:28,054 Let me out! 1072 01:19:28,139 --> 01:19:30,390 -This is going to be a little bit sad. -Open it. 1073 01:19:32,017 --> 01:19:34,227 l will have so many Decepticons on your butt! 1074 01:19:34,311 --> 01:19:35,770 Hey, behave! 1075 01:19:35,855 --> 01:19:37,689 -What is it, a Decepticon? -Yeah. 1076 01:19:37,773 --> 01:19:39,566 -And you're training him? -l'm trying to. 1077 01:19:40,234 --> 01:19:43,153 l spent my whole adult life combing the planet for aliens, 1078 01:19:43,446 --> 01:19:46,573 and you're carrying around one in your purse like a little Chihuahua. 1079 01:19:47,158 --> 01:19:49,617 Do you want a throwdown, you pubic 'fro-head? 1080 01:19:49,702 --> 01:19:52,871 l'm sorry. l'm so sorry about your eye, you know, 1081 01:19:52,955 --> 01:19:56,082 but, if you're a good boy, then l'm not gonna torch your other eye. 1082 01:19:56,167 --> 01:19:57,584 Okay? l'm not gonna torch it. 1083 01:19:57,668 --> 01:20:01,045 Just tell me what these symbols are, please. 1084 01:20:02,256 --> 01:20:03,256 All right. 1085 01:20:04,967 --> 01:20:07,594 l know that. That's the language of the Primes. 1086 01:20:08,512 --> 01:20:11,181 l don't read it, but these guys... 1087 01:20:11,265 --> 01:20:13,766 Where the frick did you find photos of these guys? 1088 01:20:13,851 --> 01:20:17,645 -ls this they? -Yeah. Seekers, pal. Oldest of the old. 1089 01:20:18,063 --> 01:20:21,316 They've been here thousands of years, looking for something. l don't know what. 1090 01:20:21,400 --> 01:20:24,903 Nobody tells me nothing, but they'll translate those symbols for you. 1091 01:20:24,987 --> 01:20:27,322 -And l know where to find them. -Show us. 1092 01:20:27,406 --> 01:20:28,740 Yeah. 1093 01:20:32,411 --> 01:20:34,412 The closest one's in Washington. 1094 01:20:36,749 --> 01:20:41,753 Smithsonian Air and Space Museum. Land of dreams in there. 1095 01:20:42,588 --> 01:20:44,506 All l ever wanted to be was an astronaut. 1096 01:20:46,467 --> 01:20:48,551 -Hold those. -What is that? 1097 01:20:49,428 --> 01:20:51,554 What? l wear them when l'm in a funk. 1098 01:20:52,598 --> 01:20:56,142 So does Giambi, Jeter. lt's a baseball thing. Okay. 1099 01:20:56,227 --> 01:20:57,727 Watches synchronized, sharp mind and empty bladder. 1100 01:20:58,687 --> 01:21:01,689 You get caught, demand an attorney and don't ever say my name. 1101 01:21:01,774 --> 01:21:03,525 Okay, take one of these pills. Slip it under your tongue. 1102 01:21:03,609 --> 01:21:05,902 lt's the high-concentrate polymer they put in Oreo cookies. 1103 01:21:05,986 --> 01:21:07,695 Tricks the polygraph every time. 1104 01:21:07,780 --> 01:21:09,531 Okay. Now, let's get this show on the road. 1105 01:21:10,491 --> 01:21:12,075 No, listen, l can't do this. 1106 01:21:12,159 --> 01:21:14,077 l'm not some alien bounty hunter, guys. l'm not gonna do this. 1107 01:21:14,161 --> 01:21:16,704 -Guards have guns. l don't want to die. -Kid, kid, kid. 1108 01:21:16,789 --> 01:21:19,707 You compromise this mission, you are dead to me. 1109 01:21:19,792 --> 01:21:22,377 Now look into my eyes and tighten up that sphincter. 1110 01:21:23,504 --> 01:21:24,712 The museum is now closing. 1111 01:21:24,797 --> 01:21:27,715 Yo, baba! Bad news, bro! Ran out of toilet paper! 1112 01:21:27,800 --> 01:21:29,092 You got any out here? Please tell me you do. 1113 01:21:29,176 --> 01:21:32,178 Sir! l suggest you get in there. The museum is closed! 1114 01:21:32,263 --> 01:21:34,681 Listen, man, l understand that, but as you can see, this is important. 1115 01:21:34,765 --> 01:21:36,683 All right? Thumper dumper. l got to go. All right. 1116 01:21:36,767 --> 01:21:39,686 Sir, you are a grown, naked man around children. 1117 01:21:39,770 --> 01:21:42,689 -Pull your pants up and exit the building. -l'm not going anywhere. 1118 01:21:47,236 --> 01:21:50,071 -You got that paper, right, sir? -You should be embarrassed. 1119 01:21:50,155 --> 01:21:52,282 This is a family museum, sir. 1120 01:22:10,259 --> 01:22:11,759 What is going on here? 1121 01:22:11,844 --> 01:22:16,347 How many times can you get tased in the nuts before you can't have kids? 1122 01:22:16,432 --> 01:22:18,641 You are an amateur, man, a rank amateur. 1123 01:22:22,521 --> 01:22:24,731 We just downed five guards. Five guards. 1124 01:22:24,815 --> 01:22:26,482 -Get your stuff and get out of here. -Give me a second here. 1125 01:22:26,567 --> 01:22:28,276 l got to get the tracker, all right. 1126 01:22:28,360 --> 01:22:30,778 -Be good. -l'm claustrophobic. 1127 01:22:47,630 --> 01:22:51,007 Look, look. Follow him. Follow him. He knows where he's going. 1128 01:22:56,722 --> 01:22:57,889 -He knows something. -What? 1129 01:22:57,973 --> 01:22:59,015 He knows something. 1130 01:23:05,022 --> 01:23:05,980 You got what l got? 1131 01:23:06,065 --> 01:23:07,732 -Yeah. -Blackbird. 1132 01:23:10,819 --> 01:23:12,320 There he is. 1133 01:23:12,404 --> 01:23:16,032 This guy's a legend, like the Chairman of the Board! 1134 01:23:16,116 --> 01:23:20,328 Yo, freshman, point the shard and watch the magic happen. 1135 01:23:27,670 --> 01:23:29,462 Shit. lt's a Decepticon! 1136 01:23:29,755 --> 01:23:31,923 -Decepticon? -Decepticon? 1137 01:23:32,216 --> 01:23:34,050 Behind the MiG now! 1138 01:23:46,355 --> 01:23:49,357 What sort of hideous mausoleum is this? 1139 01:23:50,442 --> 01:23:52,694 Answer me, pawns and knaves! 1140 01:23:52,778 --> 01:23:56,114 Show yourselves or suffer my infinite wrath! 1141 01:23:57,324 --> 01:24:00,284 You little spinal-cord-based organisms! 1142 01:24:01,412 --> 01:24:02,662 Bugger it! 1143 01:24:03,163 --> 01:24:07,667 Behold the eternal glory of Jetfire! 1144 01:24:08,043 --> 01:24:10,128 Prepare for remote systems override! 1145 01:24:10,212 --> 01:24:12,755 -l tell you, this guy did not age well. -l don't think he's gonna hurt us. 1146 01:24:12,840 --> 01:24:15,133 l command these doors to open. 1147 01:24:15,217 --> 01:24:19,178 Fire! l said, fire! 1148 01:24:20,055 --> 01:24:21,389 Bollocks! 1149 01:24:21,473 --> 01:24:25,059 -Damn these worthless parts. -Wait a second! 1150 01:24:25,144 --> 01:24:28,479 ltchy, wretched rust in my arse! 1151 01:24:29,398 --> 01:24:32,734 The museum is going to be very angry. Very angry. 1152 01:24:32,818 --> 01:24:34,485 We gotta catch that plane. 1153 01:24:37,364 --> 01:24:41,826 -Right. l'm on a mission. -Wait, wait, wait, wait! 1154 01:24:41,910 --> 01:24:43,745 -What do you want? -Look, we just want to talk! 1155 01:24:43,829 --> 01:24:45,580 l have no time to talk. l'm on a mission. 1156 01:24:45,664 --> 01:24:48,916 l'm a mercenary doom-bringer. What planet am l on? 1157 01:24:49,001 --> 01:24:50,376 -Earth. -Earth? 1158 01:24:50,461 --> 01:24:55,506 Terrible name for a planet. Might as well call it "Dirt." Planet "Dirt." 1159 01:24:55,591 --> 01:24:59,010 Tell me, is that robot civil war still going on? 1160 01:24:59,094 --> 01:25:00,762 -Who's winning? -The Decepticons. 1161 01:25:01,847 --> 01:25:05,224 -Well, l changed sides to the Autobots. -What do you mean, "changed sides"? 1162 01:25:05,309 --> 01:25:08,811 lt's a choice. lt's an intensely personal decision. 1163 01:25:08,896 --> 01:25:12,565 So much negativity. Who wants to live a life filled with hate? 1164 01:25:12,649 --> 01:25:13,649 You mean you don't have to work 1165 01:25:13,734 --> 01:25:15,443 for those miserable, freaking Decepticons? 1166 01:25:15,527 --> 01:25:19,071 lf Decepticons had their way, they'd destroy the whole universe. 1167 01:25:19,364 --> 01:25:21,949 l'm changing sides. l'm changing sides, too, warrior goddess. 1168 01:25:22,034 --> 01:25:24,202 -Who's your little Autobot? -You're cute. 1169 01:25:24,286 --> 01:25:27,330 Name's Wheelie. Yeah. Say my name, say my name. 1170 01:25:27,956 --> 01:25:29,624 What are you allowing to happen to your foot just now? 1171 01:25:29,708 --> 01:25:30,833 At least he's faithful, Sam. 1172 01:25:30,918 --> 01:25:33,878 Yeah, well, he's faithful and he's nude and he's perverted. 1173 01:25:35,464 --> 01:25:36,464 Can you just... Can you stop? 1174 01:25:36,548 --> 01:25:37,965 -Hey, what are you doing? -lt's just something 1175 01:25:38,050 --> 01:25:39,967 to think about. l won't argue with... What were you saying? 1176 01:25:40,052 --> 01:25:44,138 l told you my name was Jetfire, so stop judging me. 1177 01:25:44,223 --> 01:25:45,640 Somebody shit the bed this morning. 1178 01:25:45,724 --> 01:25:47,308 -Look at this guy. -l have issues of my own. 1179 01:25:47,392 --> 01:25:48,893 And it started with my mother! 1180 01:25:48,977 --> 01:25:51,437 My ancestors have been here for centuries. 1181 01:25:51,522 --> 01:25:54,482 My father, he was a wheel, the first wheel. 1182 01:25:54,566 --> 01:25:56,818 -Do you know what he transformed into? -No. 1183 01:25:56,902 --> 01:25:57,944 Nothing! 1184 01:25:58,028 --> 01:26:01,697 But he did so with honor, dignity, damn it! 1185 01:26:08,539 --> 01:26:09,539 Bollocks. 1186 01:26:09,915 --> 01:26:12,083 My boosters are fried. 1187 01:26:14,086 --> 01:26:15,294 l think we can help each other. 1188 01:26:15,379 --> 01:26:18,256 You know things l don't know. l know things you don't know, l do. 1189 01:26:18,340 --> 01:26:20,758 l don't think he knows anything. Honestly, l don't. 1190 01:26:22,553 --> 01:26:24,846 l could do this all day. lt comes in waves, these vivid symbols. 1191 01:26:24,930 --> 01:26:27,890 They're symbols, but they're in my mind. You see, all this is in my mind 1192 01:26:27,975 --> 01:26:29,851 and Megatron wants what's in my mind. 1193 01:26:29,935 --> 01:26:33,145 -Him and someone called The Fallen. -The Fallen? l know him. 1194 01:26:33,230 --> 01:26:36,482 He left me here to rust. The original Decepticon. 1195 01:26:36,567 --> 01:26:40,361 He's terrible to work for. lt's always apocalypse, chaos, crisis. 1196 01:26:40,445 --> 01:26:42,488 These transcriptions, they were part of my mission, 1197 01:26:42,573 --> 01:26:43,531 The Fallen's search. 1198 01:26:43,615 --> 01:26:47,201 l remember now, for the Dagger's Tip, and the key. 1199 01:26:47,286 --> 01:26:49,370 Slow down. The Dagger's Tip? The key? What are you talking about? 1200 01:26:49,454 --> 01:26:53,958 No time to explain. Hold on, everybody! Stay still or you'll die! 1201 01:27:20,819 --> 01:27:21,903 Well, that wasn't so bad. 1202 01:27:21,987 --> 01:27:23,654 l just hope we're still on the right planet. 1203 01:27:23,739 --> 01:27:25,698 Hey, that freaking hurt! 1204 01:27:26,992 --> 01:27:28,326 Oh, my God. 1205 01:27:35,334 --> 01:27:36,834 Oh, God. 1206 01:27:41,298 --> 01:27:43,257 Oh, my God, what a beautiful face. 1207 01:27:43,342 --> 01:27:47,303 This would be a perfect moment, except you landed on my testicles. 1208 01:27:47,387 --> 01:27:49,013 Please, get off. 1209 01:27:49,932 --> 01:27:52,391 God, my balls. 1210 01:27:53,602 --> 01:27:54,852 Sam! 1211 01:27:55,938 --> 01:27:59,065 -Where are we? Simmons! -Hey! Yeah! 1212 01:27:59,358 --> 01:28:04,111 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What is this? lt's Vegas. 1213 01:28:04,196 --> 01:28:06,030 -You guys okay? -Yeah. 1214 01:28:06,114 --> 01:28:08,616 Hey, l think we're in Vegas! 1215 01:28:08,700 --> 01:28:12,286 That really, really hurt. You're just lucky that l didn't get hurt! 1216 01:28:12,371 --> 01:28:15,039 People could have gotten killed, okay? And if l would have gotten hurt, 1217 01:28:15,123 --> 01:28:17,083 -you would have heard... -Shut up. 1218 01:28:17,167 --> 01:28:21,462 l told you l was opening a space bridge. lt's the fastest way to travel to Egypt. 1219 01:28:21,546 --> 01:28:24,382 When did you... When did you tell us? You didn't tell us anything. 1220 01:28:24,466 --> 01:28:26,217 You didn't tell us anything. Why are we in Egypt? 1221 01:28:26,301 --> 01:28:30,888 Don't you get snippy with me, fleshling! You were duly informed! 1222 01:28:30,973 --> 01:28:32,640 Can you just stop for a second? Can you focus? 1223 01:28:32,724 --> 01:28:33,891 Can you tell us why we're in Egypt 1224 01:28:33,976 --> 01:28:36,644 so we can all have a little bit of semblance of peace of mind? 1225 01:28:36,728 --> 01:28:40,147 This planet was visited by our race once before, 1226 01:28:40,232 --> 01:28:42,984 by our earliest ancestors, millennia ago. 1227 01:28:43,068 --> 01:28:45,987 They were on an exploratory mission to harvest Energon, 1228 01:28:46,071 --> 01:28:48,656 the lifeblood of our race. 1229 01:28:48,740 --> 01:28:53,577 Without it, we'll all perish, oxidize and rust, like my wretched self! 1230 01:28:53,662 --> 01:28:57,581 Do you have any idea what it's like to slowly fall apart and die? 1231 01:28:57,666 --> 01:29:00,584 Let's not get episodic, okay, old-timer? 1232 01:29:01,378 --> 01:29:06,590 Beginning, middle, end. Facts. Details. Condense. Plot. Tell it. 1233 01:29:06,675 --> 01:29:11,512 Somewhere buried in this desert, our ancestors built a great machine. 1234 01:29:11,596 --> 01:29:15,808 lt harvests Energon by destroying suns. 1235 01:29:15,892 --> 01:29:17,601 -Destroy suns? -You mean blow them up? 1236 01:29:17,686 --> 01:29:19,562 Yes. You see, in the beginning, 1237 01:29:19,646 --> 01:29:22,773 there were seven Primes, our original leaders. 1238 01:29:22,858 --> 01:29:26,944 And they set out into the universe, seeking distant suns to harvest. 1239 01:29:27,612 --> 01:29:33,034 The Primes set out with one rule, never destroy a planet with life, 1240 01:29:33,118 --> 01:29:36,037 until one of them tried to defy this rule. 1241 01:29:36,121 --> 01:29:40,374 And his name forevermore was The Fallen. 1242 01:29:42,127 --> 01:29:44,503 He despised the human race 1243 01:29:45,714 --> 01:29:49,884 and he wanted to kill you all by turning on that machine. 1244 01:29:49,968 --> 01:29:54,013 The only way to activate it is with a legendary key 1245 01:29:54,097 --> 01:29:57,183 called the Matrix of Leadership. 1246 01:30:03,482 --> 01:30:07,860 A great battle took place over possession of the Matrix. 1247 01:30:12,240 --> 01:30:15,159 The Fallen was stronger than his brothers, 1248 01:30:16,536 --> 01:30:20,998 so they had no choice but to steal and hide it from him. 1249 01:30:21,625 --> 01:30:26,462 ln the ultimate sacrifice, they gave their lives to seal the Matrix away 1250 01:30:26,546 --> 01:30:29,715 in a tomb made of their very own bodies, 1251 01:30:30,467 --> 01:30:33,344 a tomb we cannot find. 1252 01:30:34,805 --> 01:30:40,476 Somewhere, buried in this desert, that deadly machine remains. 1253 01:30:40,560 --> 01:30:42,603 The Fallen knows where it is 1254 01:30:42,687 --> 01:30:48,317 and if he finds the tomb of the Primes, your world will be no more. 1255 01:30:48,693 --> 01:30:50,319 Okay, so how do we stop him? 1256 01:30:50,403 --> 01:30:52,780 Only a Prime can defeat The Fallen. 1257 01:30:52,864 --> 01:30:54,448 Optimus Prime? 1258 01:30:56,868 --> 01:30:58,994 So, you've met a Prime? 1259 01:30:59,079 --> 01:31:02,164 Why, you must have met a great descendant. 1260 01:31:02,249 --> 01:31:05,376 ls he alive, here on this planet? 1261 01:31:06,086 --> 01:31:08,379 He sacrificed himself to save me. 1262 01:31:08,839 --> 01:31:10,297 So, he's dead. 1263 01:31:10,382 --> 01:31:14,468 Without a Prime, it's impossible. No one else could stop The Fallen. 1264 01:31:14,553 --> 01:31:18,556 So, the same energy that's gonna be used to reactivate the machine, 1265 01:31:18,640 --> 01:31:21,267 could that energy somehow be used to reactivate Optimus 1266 01:31:21,351 --> 01:31:22,393 and bring him back to life? 1267 01:31:22,477 --> 01:31:27,189 lt was never designed for that purpose, but it's an energy like no other. 1268 01:31:27,482 --> 01:31:31,152 So, then how do you get us to the Matrix before the Decepticons get to me? 1269 01:31:31,236 --> 01:31:34,446 Follow your mind, your map, your symbols. 1270 01:31:34,531 --> 01:31:37,158 What you carved in the sand, it's your clue. 1271 01:31:37,242 --> 01:31:42,454 When dawn alights the Dagger's Tip, Three Kings will reveal the doorway! 1272 01:31:42,539 --> 01:31:44,498 Find the doorway! 1273 01:31:44,583 --> 01:31:46,458 Go now! Go! 1274 01:31:46,543 --> 01:31:49,461 That was my mission. lt's your mission now. 1275 01:31:49,546 --> 01:31:53,841 Go before the Decepticons find me and find you. 1276 01:31:59,764 --> 01:32:01,682 Okay, here's what my ClA contact says. 1277 01:32:01,766 --> 01:32:05,311 Ancient Sumerians used to call the Gulf ofAqaba the "Dagger's Tip." 1278 01:32:05,395 --> 01:32:07,271 -That's the Dagger's Tip. -lt's part of the Red Sea. 1279 01:32:07,355 --> 01:32:09,523 lt divides Egypt and Jordan like the tip of a blade. 1280 01:32:09,608 --> 01:32:13,444 29.5 degrees north, 35 east. Here it is. 1281 01:32:13,945 --> 01:32:15,905 First thing we've got to do is get Optimus to the Dagger's Tip. 1282 01:32:15,989 --> 01:32:18,449 How are you gonna get him halfway around the world? 1283 01:32:18,533 --> 01:32:19,700 l'm gonna make a call. 1284 01:32:22,621 --> 01:32:23,913 We got cops! 1285 01:32:30,253 --> 01:32:31,295 l can't go to prison, guys. 1286 01:32:35,217 --> 01:32:37,801 Sam, we got to get off this road and lay low. 1287 01:32:48,355 --> 01:32:50,231 Man, stupid cops! 1288 01:32:50,315 --> 01:32:52,524 This is what's called blending in like a ninja. 1289 01:32:52,609 --> 01:32:56,403 -Shut up or l'll blend my fist in your face. -They're gone. 1290 01:32:56,488 --> 01:32:59,114 Okay, we're running out of time. l gotta make the call to Lennox... 1291 01:32:59,199 --> 01:33:00,532 You're on the Worldwide Wanted List. 1292 01:33:00,617 --> 01:33:03,244 Try calling one base, they'll track you here in seconds. 1293 01:33:03,328 --> 01:33:05,955 -ClA is all over this place! -You're gonna call. 1294 01:33:11,503 --> 01:33:14,088 -Okay. That's a good idea. -All right. 1295 01:33:14,172 --> 01:33:16,590 l mean, l just had my mind on other things, 1296 01:33:16,675 --> 01:33:18,133 like winding up in an Egyptian prison. 1297 01:33:20,845 --> 01:33:23,180 NEST departure, 2100 hours. 1298 01:33:24,516 --> 01:33:28,310 So, we're shipping him back to base. This is such a mistake. 1299 01:33:33,692 --> 01:33:35,901 Major Lennox, phone call. 1300 01:33:36,695 --> 01:33:39,780 Lennox, l'm with the kid. The kid. You know, the one with the attitude, right? 1301 01:33:39,864 --> 01:33:41,448 We need the truck. The truck. 1302 01:33:41,533 --> 01:33:44,285 We got a possible resurrection going on over here. 1303 01:33:44,369 --> 01:33:48,622 You're not gonna believe where we are. Code Tut, as in King Tutankhamen. 1304 01:33:48,707 --> 01:33:50,249 Back of a $1 bill. 1305 01:33:50,709 --> 01:33:57,006 Coordinates for airdrop, 29.5 north, 34.88 east. Write it down. Write it. 1306 01:33:57,090 --> 01:33:59,800 Oh, my God. l got to go. Okay. Heat comes. 1307 01:33:59,884 --> 01:34:01,427 Wait, who are you? 1308 01:34:02,679 --> 01:34:05,139 Wait. lt's me. Leo. Me. Leo. Leo. Leo. 1309 01:34:05,223 --> 01:34:06,307 Cops are coming right now. We need to go! 1310 01:34:06,391 --> 01:34:08,183 Move, move, move, move. 1311 01:34:09,311 --> 01:34:13,063 Coordinates, 29.5 north, 34.88 east. 1312 01:34:13,148 --> 01:34:15,607 Tip of the Red Sea. Gulf ofAqaba. 1313 01:34:15,692 --> 01:34:18,235 Egypt? Are you serious? 1314 01:34:19,863 --> 01:34:20,946 Sir. 1315 01:34:25,243 --> 01:34:28,078 Even if we could figure out a way to get big man over there, 1316 01:34:28,163 --> 01:34:30,831 how is this little kid supposed to bring him back to life? 1317 01:34:30,915 --> 01:34:34,251 Look, l don't know, but we got to trust him. 1318 01:34:36,588 --> 01:34:37,921 Okay, let's go over it again. 1319 01:34:38,006 --> 01:34:40,174 When the dawn alights the Dagger's Tip, 1320 01:34:40,258 --> 01:34:42,551 -the Three Kings... -Will reveal the doorway. 1321 01:34:42,635 --> 01:34:44,428 That's what he said. You know what it means? 1322 01:34:44,512 --> 01:34:46,055 -No, what does it mean? -l have no idea. 1323 01:34:46,139 --> 01:34:47,931 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Checkpoint. Checkpoint. 1324 01:34:48,016 --> 01:34:49,433 l don't have my passport. 1325 01:34:51,811 --> 01:34:53,187 Passport! 1326 01:35:00,111 --> 01:35:02,112 They got cameras at the top. 1327 01:35:06,076 --> 01:35:09,536 All right, chill. This is espionage time. l can handle it. 1328 01:35:09,621 --> 01:35:12,664 These are my people. l'm one-thirty-sixth Arab. 1329 01:35:15,585 --> 01:35:17,086 Great, a fricking Munchkin. 1330 01:35:17,170 --> 01:35:19,630 Little people are mean. Tell him he's tall. 1331 01:35:28,473 --> 01:35:31,308 The Dagger's Tip? Right? 1332 01:35:31,393 --> 01:35:33,894 Egypt, Jordan. We want to go there. 1333 01:35:33,978 --> 01:35:37,231 Me and my family. This is my family. This is my son, 1334 01:35:37,315 --> 01:35:40,943 my other son, my daughter. We're tourists, from New York. 1335 01:35:41,027 --> 01:35:42,903 -New York? -Yes. Yes. 1336 01:35:42,987 --> 01:35:44,029 Fifty kilometers. 1337 01:35:44,114 --> 01:35:46,448 You look like the guy that runs my falafel stand. Thank you very much. 1338 01:35:46,908 --> 01:35:48,700 -l know. l know you from somewhere. -Go, Yankees! 1339 01:35:49,369 --> 01:35:50,536 Put it on the wire to the ClA. 1340 01:35:54,916 --> 01:35:59,670 Decepticons, boy's location detected. 1341 01:36:08,680 --> 01:36:11,598 Undercover, yo. You got to blend in with your surroundings. 1342 01:36:11,683 --> 01:36:14,017 You know, you got to be part of the landscape. 1343 01:36:22,110 --> 01:36:25,195 Awesome! l think aliens built that. 1344 01:36:25,572 --> 01:36:26,572 Yeah, yeah. 1345 01:36:27,323 --> 01:36:29,366 Come on. Move it! Move it! 1346 01:36:29,492 --> 01:36:31,577 Guard us. Low profile. Don't make a scene, okay? 1347 01:36:31,661 --> 01:36:34,746 Yeah, some of us got work to do! Dumb Autobots. 1348 01:36:56,352 --> 01:36:59,438 Being my girlfriend is hazardous to your health. 1349 01:37:00,231 --> 01:37:04,401 Yeah, well, girls like dangerous boys. 1350 01:37:04,819 --> 01:37:06,403 -Do they? -Yeah. 1351 01:37:09,240 --> 01:37:11,408 You might as well just say it. 1352 01:37:11,493 --> 01:37:12,951 Ladies first. 1353 01:37:14,412 --> 01:37:17,122 Okay, so tonight you're going to be a gentleman. 1354 01:37:17,207 --> 01:37:20,334 -You're really chivalrous. -Why are you mad at me? 1355 01:37:20,418 --> 01:37:23,921 You know what? Baby, l'm not... l'm not mad. 1356 01:37:25,048 --> 01:37:29,510 Do you realize that l just flew 3,000 miles to keep you from getting killed? 1357 01:37:29,594 --> 01:37:30,802 l know. 1358 01:37:34,182 --> 01:37:36,808 Who else could be your girlfriend, Sam? 1359 01:37:36,893 --> 01:37:39,603 Look at the things l go through with you. 1360 01:37:40,230 --> 01:37:42,397 And now we're underneath the moon and the stars 1361 01:37:42,482 --> 01:37:44,691 and the three most beautiful pyramids on the planet 1362 01:37:44,776 --> 01:37:47,110 and you still can't even tell me that you love me. 1363 01:37:48,196 --> 01:37:49,571 Pyramids. 1364 01:37:50,782 --> 01:37:52,199 What? Why do boys always 1365 01:37:52,283 --> 01:37:54,243 -change the subject? -Pyramids and stars. 1366 01:37:54,327 --> 01:37:55,786 -Sam? -Come with me really quick. 1367 01:38:03,962 --> 01:38:06,046 Simmons! Leo! Wake up! 1368 01:38:09,342 --> 01:38:11,635 Listen, astronomy class, page 47. Remember the class? 1369 01:38:11,719 --> 01:38:14,388 No. l was only in college for two days. Remember that? 1370 01:38:14,472 --> 01:38:16,640 -Here. Get up. Up, up. -What is he talking about? 1371 01:38:21,896 --> 01:38:23,063 Okay, you see those three stars? 1372 01:38:23,147 --> 01:38:24,898 You see how the last one touches the horizon? 1373 01:38:25,024 --> 01:38:27,734 That's Orion's belt, but it's also called the Three Kings. 1374 01:38:27,819 --> 01:38:29,611 And the reason for that is the three Egyptian kings 1375 01:38:29,696 --> 01:38:32,489 who built the pyramids of Giza built them to mirror those stars, 1376 01:38:32,574 --> 01:38:34,408 so it's like an arrow staring us straight in the face. 1377 01:38:34,492 --> 01:38:37,953 They all point due east, towards Jordan. The mountains of Petra. 1378 01:38:50,967 --> 01:38:52,259 We've had an engine malfunction. 1379 01:38:52,343 --> 01:38:54,303 We're gonna have to divert to SOCCENT. 1380 01:38:54,387 --> 01:38:56,471 Flight master, let's lighten the load and prepare for bailout. 1381 01:38:56,556 --> 01:38:59,016 Bailout? Bailout? Bailout? Bailout? 1382 01:38:59,100 --> 01:39:02,019 -All right, team, grab your chutes! -Bailout like bailout? 1383 01:39:04,606 --> 01:39:07,065 -You familiar with the standard MC-4? -Of course not! 1384 01:39:07,150 --> 01:39:09,443 l've neverjumped out of a perfectly good airplane before! 1385 01:39:09,527 --> 01:39:10,902 Wait a minute, is this really happening? 1386 01:39:10,987 --> 01:39:12,779 -Yeah. -All right, here we go. 1387 01:39:13,740 --> 01:39:17,451 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You're behind this, aren't you? 1388 01:39:17,535 --> 01:39:19,161 What are you talking about? You heard the pilot. 1389 01:39:19,245 --> 01:39:23,123 These guys don't mess around. This is just standard procedure. 1390 01:39:23,207 --> 01:39:26,376 l'm just following orders to the letter. lsn't that what you said? 1391 01:39:27,003 --> 01:39:30,088 You just signed a death warrant on your career, Major. 1392 01:39:34,218 --> 01:39:36,303 What was that? What was that? 1393 01:39:36,387 --> 01:39:38,722 That's not good. Come on. 1394 01:39:39,724 --> 01:39:41,224 -Right this way! -l can't jump out of an airplane! 1395 01:39:41,309 --> 01:39:43,352 -l have an ulcer! No, no. -Come on. lt's okay. 1396 01:39:43,728 --> 01:39:45,979 l really can't do this. What are you doing... 1397 01:39:46,522 --> 01:39:48,565 Come here! Come here. 1398 01:39:48,650 --> 01:39:52,903 -Why aren't you wearing your chute? -Because l have to secure the VlPs first. 1399 01:39:52,987 --> 01:39:57,199 Okay, l want you to listen very carefully and memorize everything that l say. 1400 01:39:57,283 --> 01:40:00,243 Each chute has a GPS tracker so you can be found by Search and Rescue. 1401 01:40:00,328 --> 01:40:02,454 Right next to that's a fabric webbing called a bridle, 1402 01:40:02,538 --> 01:40:04,665 which holds the pin that keeps the main container closed. 1403 01:40:04,749 --> 01:40:06,833 -Okay, are you listening? -l can't hear what... 1404 01:40:06,918 --> 01:40:08,335 -Stop that! -All right. All right. 1405 01:40:08,419 --> 01:40:10,879 All right, when the pilot chute inflates into the air, 1406 01:40:10,963 --> 01:40:13,131 it pulls the pin and opens the main. 1407 01:40:13,216 --> 01:40:15,258 Red's your backup, blue's your primary. 1408 01:40:15,343 --> 01:40:19,513 l want you to pull the blue. l need you to pull it really hard! 1409 01:40:19,597 --> 01:40:22,432 Not now, we're on the plane, you dumb-ass! 1410 01:40:25,311 --> 01:40:28,313 -He say good-bye? -No, he didn't even say good-bye. 1411 01:40:28,773 --> 01:40:30,565 General, we're loaded and ready. 1412 01:40:30,650 --> 01:40:33,527 You give us the go, and we'll be ready to press in five minutes. 1413 01:40:33,611 --> 01:40:36,154 -Excellent. -Sir, you need to see this now. 1414 01:40:39,117 --> 01:40:41,159 -Have we checked these coordinates? -Egypt, sir. 1415 01:40:41,244 --> 01:40:44,037 -They're airdropping in. -You've got to be kidding me. 1416 01:40:44,122 --> 01:40:45,497 He knows something. 1417 01:40:45,581 --> 01:40:47,958 We need to be ready to back him up if this thing goes hot. 1418 01:40:49,252 --> 01:40:50,377 Copy that. 1419 01:40:50,461 --> 01:40:52,921 ClA just got a hit on the boy, 1420 01:40:53,464 --> 01:40:55,549 1 00 miles from the location on that little note there. 1421 01:40:55,633 --> 01:40:56,717 lt's getting hotter. 1422 01:41:01,180 --> 01:41:03,807 lt's gotta be around here somewhere. 1423 01:41:25,037 --> 01:41:27,038 You see the size of this? 1424 01:41:27,749 --> 01:41:30,167 -You see this? -Spectacular. 1425 01:41:31,836 --> 01:41:34,296 Amazing. Look at that. 1426 01:41:44,515 --> 01:41:46,850 -lt's here somewhere, guys. -Yeah, why? 1427 01:41:46,934 --> 01:41:48,477 'Cause we're trusting Grandpa Blackbird 1428 01:41:48,561 --> 01:41:50,061 who doesn't even know what planet he's on? 1429 01:41:50,146 --> 01:41:54,149 ln his defense, this is the biggest doorway l've ever seen in my entire life. 1430 01:41:54,901 --> 01:41:58,445 Okay. Well, that's great. Let me do a quick search, all right? 1431 01:41:58,529 --> 01:42:00,113 Nope. Ever cross your mind, guys, 1432 01:42:00,198 --> 01:42:01,615 that archeologists have been here before? 1433 01:42:01,699 --> 01:42:02,783 There's nothing here. 1434 01:42:02,867 --> 01:42:05,243 Real life is heartbreak, despair, kid. 1435 01:42:05,328 --> 01:42:07,454 Sometimes you get to the end of the rainbow 1436 01:42:07,538 --> 01:42:09,706 and the leprechauns went and booby-trapped it! 1437 01:42:09,791 --> 01:42:12,167 l'm listening to you? You live with your mother! 1438 01:42:13,336 --> 01:42:15,462 -lt's not over. -lt is over. lt's done. 1439 01:42:15,546 --> 01:42:17,047 Why are we still listening to you, little punk-ass? 1440 01:42:17,131 --> 01:42:19,174 l mean, what you ever done for us except ding my rim? 1441 01:42:19,258 --> 01:42:21,218 Killed Megatron. How about that? 1442 01:42:21,302 --> 01:42:22,344 Well, he didn't get the job done, 1443 01:42:22,428 --> 01:42:23,970 you know what l mean, 'cause he's back now... 1444 01:42:24,055 --> 01:42:26,973 -Are you scared? -Scared? Scared of your ugly face! 1445 01:42:27,058 --> 01:42:29,476 l'm ugly? Well, we're twins, you stupid genius! 1446 01:42:29,560 --> 01:42:31,311 Bring it, then! Get off me! 1447 01:42:31,395 --> 01:42:34,481 -l'll change your face around! -l'll get all up in that ass! 1448 01:42:34,565 --> 01:42:35,982 Bring it! 1449 01:42:36,734 --> 01:42:37,901 Guys! 1450 01:42:39,237 --> 01:42:40,821 -You like the way that feels? -That didn't hurt. 1451 01:42:40,905 --> 01:42:42,447 You like that, don't you? 1452 01:42:42,532 --> 01:42:44,908 -Come on, Bumblebee! -Bumblebee, listen. 1453 01:42:51,582 --> 01:42:52,582 Now, that's rude. 1454 01:43:04,554 --> 01:43:06,513 Oh, my God. The symbols. 1455 01:43:07,765 --> 01:43:09,599 Bee! Shoot it. 1456 01:43:35,459 --> 01:43:38,128 -Check this out. -Look at it. 1457 01:43:39,380 --> 01:43:40,380 Wow! 1458 01:43:40,464 --> 01:43:42,966 These are the bodies Jetfire was talking about. 1459 01:43:43,509 --> 01:43:45,427 The tomb of the Primes. 1460 01:43:45,887 --> 01:43:49,639 Yo! 1461 01:44:03,654 --> 01:44:04,988 The Matrix. 1462 01:44:22,548 --> 01:44:26,134 No. 1463 01:44:28,512 --> 01:44:31,056 Thousands of years, turned to dust. 1464 01:44:31,682 --> 01:44:33,642 This isn't how it's supposed to end. 1465 01:44:33,726 --> 01:44:34,893 Hear that? 1466 01:44:39,440 --> 01:44:41,816 US Air Force! C-1 7s! 1467 01:44:41,901 --> 01:44:44,611 -What's a C-1 7? -You can't bring him back, Sam. 1468 01:44:44,695 --> 01:44:48,281 -There's nothing left. -Look! Look around you. 1469 01:44:48,366 --> 01:44:50,951 We didn't just go through everything we went through for no reason at all, 1470 01:44:51,035 --> 01:44:52,452 to just have it end like this. 1471 01:44:52,536 --> 01:44:54,204 There is a reason that we are here. 1472 01:44:54,288 --> 01:44:58,166 The voices and the symbols in my head led us here for a purpose. 1473 01:45:04,048 --> 01:45:06,341 Everyone's after me because of what l know, 1474 01:45:08,636 --> 01:45:11,846 and what l know is that this is going to work. 1475 01:45:12,306 --> 01:45:15,350 -How do you know it's gonna work? -Because l believe it. 1476 01:45:25,403 --> 01:45:27,737 You best let me out of this plane. 1477 01:45:39,834 --> 01:45:41,376 Dropping the big boy. Sam! 1478 01:45:48,509 --> 01:45:50,760 You think you can bring him back to life with that pixie dust? 1479 01:45:50,845 --> 01:45:52,429 Absolutely. Let's go. 1480 01:46:02,523 --> 01:46:03,732 Go! 1481 01:46:04,567 --> 01:46:07,277 Let's move it. Remember, they're friendlies. 1482 01:46:17,913 --> 01:46:19,456 Cover Optimus! 1483 01:46:22,418 --> 01:46:24,502 Secure the village. Get those cases down here. 1484 01:46:24,587 --> 01:46:26,713 l need snipers and Stingers up high. 1485 01:46:26,797 --> 01:46:30,925 So, we just dropped off 1 0 tons of dead robot in the middle of nowhere. 1486 01:46:31,010 --> 01:46:32,635 l hope this little kid know what he's doing. 1487 01:46:32,720 --> 01:46:33,762 Yeah, me too. 1488 01:46:39,727 --> 01:46:42,937 Got a visual! Yellow team! Four clicks! 1489 01:46:46,233 --> 01:46:47,567 Pop flare! 1490 01:46:49,820 --> 01:46:52,447 -That's them, right there. See the flare? -Right over there! See it? 1491 01:47:03,501 --> 01:47:04,667 Sam! 1492 01:47:17,014 --> 01:47:18,556 Oh, God. Please, God! Please. 1493 01:47:18,641 --> 01:47:20,266 Leo, stop freaking out. Stop freaking out. 1494 01:47:20,351 --> 01:47:21,768 Shut this guy up, huh? 1495 01:47:21,852 --> 01:47:24,270 -Please, just let me live, just let me live! -Shut up and let him drive! 1496 01:47:24,355 --> 01:47:25,647 -Just stop screaming... -All right, that's it! 1497 01:47:28,359 --> 01:47:29,818 l can't take that guy anymore. 1498 01:47:43,082 --> 01:47:45,166 Hide in the dust! Use the dust! 1499 01:47:52,758 --> 01:47:54,717 We've got to split up. Bumblebee, you're the decoy. 1500 01:47:54,802 --> 01:47:57,470 You lead the Decepticons away, all right? l'm gonna get Optimus. 1501 01:47:57,555 --> 01:48:00,098 l'll help draw their fire with Huey and Dewey there. 1502 01:48:00,182 --> 01:48:02,225 You get to those soldiers. 1503 01:48:03,352 --> 01:48:06,396 -l hope that dust works, kid. -Thank you. 1504 01:48:10,192 --> 01:48:13,653 He's turning around. He's coming back. He's coming back. 1505 01:48:14,405 --> 01:48:15,446 lt's up to me. 1506 01:48:15,739 --> 01:48:18,408 One man, alone, betrayed by the country he loves, 1507 01:48:18,492 --> 01:48:20,994 now its last hope in their final hour of need. 1508 01:48:21,078 --> 01:48:24,747 Prepare to be driven like never before, by the maestro. 1509 01:48:24,832 --> 01:48:27,834 -Hey, hey! Don't go nowhere! Drive. -You'll never make it, kid. 1510 01:48:27,918 --> 01:48:30,378 -l'm coming with you. -Bravery will only get you so far. 1511 01:48:30,462 --> 01:48:33,381 You tased me, okay? You owe me! l'm going. 1512 01:48:33,465 --> 01:48:35,258 Okay, okay. That was a test. You passed. All right? 1513 01:48:43,559 --> 01:48:46,978 That thing's got alien tattoos all over it. That ain't Air Force. 1514 01:48:51,066 --> 01:48:53,234 -What the hell was that? -Anyone copy? 1515 01:48:53,319 --> 01:48:55,361 -Anyone there? Who's up? -Copy? 1516 01:48:55,446 --> 01:48:57,739 -Radio's down. -lt's dead. Comms are down. 1517 01:48:57,823 --> 01:48:59,157 EMP burst. 1518 01:48:59,533 --> 01:49:02,410 l see how this day is going in this godforsaken desert. 1519 01:49:04,163 --> 01:49:05,205 Yes, sir? 1520 01:49:05,289 --> 01:49:08,124 -Major Lennox told me to pull the cord. -l know, sir. 1521 01:49:08,209 --> 01:49:11,044 Well, what country am l in right now? 1522 01:49:11,128 --> 01:49:12,378 United States. 1523 01:49:12,463 --> 01:49:16,382 No, not the United States. l'm from the United States. 1524 01:49:16,467 --> 01:49:19,135 I'm in the middle of nowhere surrounded by donkeys. 1525 01:49:19,220 --> 01:49:24,057 Well, that was our good friend, Galloway. He's less than pleased. 1526 01:49:24,141 --> 01:49:26,809 How is it that we can't reach our men, 1527 01:49:26,894 --> 01:49:32,273 but he can reach me from some random Egyptian desert? 1528 01:49:36,278 --> 01:49:37,528 Nothing. 1529 01:49:38,113 --> 01:49:40,990 Right, go burn an SOS. Let the eye in the sky know we need some help. 1530 01:49:41,075 --> 01:49:43,076 -Yes, sir. -Okay, boys, old school time! 1531 01:49:43,619 --> 01:49:45,995 Pop some more flares so the kid can find us. 1532 01:49:51,585 --> 01:49:55,046 Look. There it is. We got a couple of miles. 1533 01:49:55,714 --> 01:50:00,551 Lennox's team has the latest in quantum crypto gear. 1534 01:50:00,636 --> 01:50:06,015 Can somebody tell me why we can't establish simple radio contact? 1535 01:50:06,100 --> 01:50:08,768 We're hailing them on every frequency and mode in the book, sir. 1536 01:50:08,852 --> 01:50:11,229 Our satellites in the area have gone blind. We're working it, sir. 1537 01:50:11,313 --> 01:50:14,941 Damn it. Something's not right. lt doesn't add up. 1538 01:50:15,025 --> 01:50:18,444 Contact the Jordanians, see what air assets they've got in the area, 1539 01:50:18,529 --> 01:50:20,905 and get Egypt's General Salam. 1540 01:50:20,990 --> 01:50:24,867 Ask him to clear some USV overflights in Egyptian airspace. 1541 01:50:24,952 --> 01:50:28,037 We need an assist in confirming visuals now. 1542 01:50:28,289 --> 01:50:29,872 Scramble Predators now. 1543 01:50:30,040 --> 01:50:31,457 V-1 , rotate. 1544 01:50:43,512 --> 01:50:45,346 We still have a mile that way. 1545 01:50:51,020 --> 01:50:52,395 Come on. 1546 01:50:55,482 --> 01:50:57,066 This way. This way. 1547 01:51:01,697 --> 01:51:05,033 -One man, alone... -Stop saying that! 1548 01:51:05,117 --> 01:51:06,367 ...betrayed by the country he loves! 1549 01:51:06,452 --> 01:51:08,661 Oh, my goodness. l'm in the car, okay? You're not alone. 1550 01:51:09,330 --> 01:51:11,831 Just relax. You're with the maestro. 1551 01:51:20,507 --> 01:51:22,550 l don't think he's still following us. 1552 01:51:23,552 --> 01:51:25,219 That's what you think. 1553 01:51:42,071 --> 01:51:45,823 Master, sorry to be the bearer of bad news, 1554 01:51:45,908 --> 01:51:48,951 but the soldiers brought the body of Prime. 1555 01:51:49,036 --> 01:51:51,245 The boy must have the Matrix. 1556 01:51:51,663 --> 01:51:54,290 We cannot let him reach Optimus. 1557 01:51:54,958 --> 01:51:58,628 Decepticons, begin our assault! 1558 01:51:59,338 --> 01:52:00,963 We've got incoming! 1559 01:52:17,106 --> 01:52:20,024 We got a whole lot of fight coming our way. 1560 01:52:20,109 --> 01:52:22,110 -How many? -About 1 3 of them. 1561 01:52:22,194 --> 01:52:24,862 This ain't good. This ain't good. 1562 01:52:33,080 --> 01:52:35,289 We're about to get our asses whupped. 1563 01:52:36,417 --> 01:52:38,209 Bravo-Charlie, kneel! 1564 01:52:38,293 --> 01:52:41,170 All right, those Decepticons are searching for Sam. 1565 01:52:42,548 --> 01:52:45,466 Whatever he has, he thinks it'll bring Optimus back to life, 1566 01:52:45,551 --> 01:52:48,428 so our mission is to find him and get him to Optimus. 1567 01:52:48,512 --> 01:52:51,305 All right, we're gonna draw fire from the left flank. l need a scout team. 1568 01:52:51,390 --> 01:52:52,432 l'm leading. 1569 01:52:52,516 --> 01:52:54,934 Go up through the middle with Arcee and lronhide! 1570 01:52:55,018 --> 01:52:56,561 All right, when you see the precious cargo, 1571 01:52:56,645 --> 01:52:59,397 l want you to pop green smoke and come back through those pillars. 1572 01:52:59,481 --> 01:53:02,692 We'll have the ambush set. All right. Let's go. Move out! 1573 01:53:14,788 --> 01:53:17,081 You ever see that film Gunfight at the O.K. Corral? 1574 01:53:18,542 --> 01:53:21,752 -With Burt Lancaster and Kirk Douglas? -No, why? 1575 01:53:25,007 --> 01:53:27,842 -Looks like we're right in the middle of it. -ls that good? 1576 01:53:30,053 --> 01:53:31,596 A lot of people died. 1577 01:53:50,574 --> 01:53:51,741 Hide! 1578 01:53:53,160 --> 01:53:55,244 -Vamonos, amigos! -Oh, my God! 1579 01:53:59,666 --> 01:54:01,167 -Hit the deck! -Oh, my God! 1580 01:54:17,184 --> 01:54:18,267 Sam, Sam. 1581 01:54:19,353 --> 01:54:21,395 l don't think they saw us. 1582 01:54:21,939 --> 01:54:23,773 Get down. Get down. Get down. 1583 01:54:24,149 --> 01:54:25,733 Okay. Listen. 1584 01:54:27,611 --> 01:54:30,947 Once it's clear, we run for Optimus as fast as we can, okay? 1585 01:54:32,282 --> 01:54:33,783 What if it doesn't work? 1586 01:54:34,618 --> 01:54:36,202 lt's gonna work. 1587 01:54:36,286 --> 01:54:39,288 -What if it doesn't? -lt's gonna work. lt'll work. 1588 01:56:15,719 --> 01:56:17,178 Up, up, up! 1589 01:56:27,147 --> 01:56:28,814 Get ready to jump! 1590 01:56:47,668 --> 01:56:50,336 We got a half-mile. l don't think the soldiers know we're here. 1591 01:56:53,048 --> 01:56:54,382 Fall back! 1592 01:56:54,466 --> 01:56:57,927 -lronhide, up the middle! -lronhide, move it! 1593 01:56:58,011 --> 01:57:00,012 Let's go! Go, go! 1594 01:57:07,187 --> 01:57:08,562 Devastator! 1595 01:57:12,025 --> 01:57:13,943 We're trapped! There's nowhere to go. We're gonna die. 1596 01:57:14,111 --> 01:57:16,737 lf we're going out, we're going out like men, understand? 1597 01:57:48,895 --> 01:57:50,730 Look at this mother... 1598 01:57:50,814 --> 01:57:52,481 Mean robots suck! 1599 01:58:04,453 --> 01:58:07,037 Hang on! Hang on, okay? 1600 01:58:11,668 --> 01:58:13,461 -Simmons! -Don't let go! 1601 01:58:13,545 --> 01:58:16,005 Hang in there, l got you! Just hang in. 1602 01:58:20,135 --> 01:58:21,635 l don't want to die! 1603 01:58:23,305 --> 01:58:25,181 Kung fu grip, boy. Kung fu grip! 1604 01:58:25,265 --> 01:58:26,515 You ain't getting me! 1605 01:58:31,563 --> 01:58:33,856 He dead. He got so ate. 1606 01:58:34,191 --> 01:58:37,109 -Who's your daddy now, huh? -He got all ate up. 1607 01:58:37,194 --> 01:58:39,320 The only safe place is right under it. 1608 01:58:39,404 --> 01:58:43,073 -Run at it. Run for its feet! Move it! -Yeah. 1609 01:58:49,956 --> 01:58:53,292 You should've never eaten me! l'm gonna bust your face up! 1610 01:58:58,298 --> 01:58:59,465 Oh, my God! 1611 01:59:02,219 --> 01:59:04,720 Nobody mess with me! ln your face! 1612 01:59:05,639 --> 01:59:07,306 Keep fighting, Mudflap! 1613 01:59:07,390 --> 01:59:08,474 Oh, my God! 1614 01:59:16,233 --> 01:59:18,192 Nobody messes with the twins. 1615 01:59:22,072 --> 01:59:24,240 l got you... My bad! 1616 01:59:26,993 --> 01:59:29,078 Man! You shot me in the face! 1617 01:59:29,496 --> 01:59:31,789 -Stay under it! -Yeah, stay under it! 1618 01:59:35,752 --> 01:59:37,086 Come on. 1619 01:59:53,270 --> 01:59:54,478 Judy! 1620 01:59:59,568 --> 02:00:01,652 -Sam! Sam! -What? 1621 02:00:02,654 --> 02:00:04,613 Sam! Sam! 1622 02:00:09,077 --> 02:00:10,327 Sam! 1623 02:00:10,412 --> 02:00:11,745 -Sam! -Dad! 1624 02:00:19,462 --> 02:00:20,880 Wait, wait! 1625 02:00:22,132 --> 02:00:25,634 Please listen to me! l want you to run! Run! 1626 02:00:25,719 --> 02:00:28,429 Dad, just stop! They don't want you, they want me! 1627 02:00:28,513 --> 02:00:29,972 -Oh, God! -Wait! 1628 02:00:30,056 --> 02:00:31,932 Sam Witwicky. 1629 02:00:32,017 --> 02:00:36,312 Don't hurt them. This is what you want. You don't want them. 1630 02:00:36,396 --> 02:00:38,063 -Go! Go! -Please, stop! 1631 02:00:38,148 --> 02:00:39,315 -Stop! -Listen to your father! 1632 02:00:39,399 --> 02:00:41,191 Just get out of here! 1633 02:00:41,526 --> 02:00:43,903 Just don't hurt them. l know what you want. 1634 02:00:43,987 --> 02:00:45,487 Just go! Just go! 1635 02:00:45,572 --> 02:00:49,366 And l know that you need me because l know about the Matrix. 1636 02:00:49,993 --> 02:00:51,535 -Don't do it, Sam... -Please, Dad. 1637 02:00:51,620 --> 02:00:55,581 -They're going to kill us all anyway! -Here's what you want, right here. 1638 02:00:55,957 --> 02:00:57,374 Bumblebee! 1639 02:01:10,597 --> 02:01:12,222 Kill him, Bee. Kill him. 1640 02:01:50,178 --> 02:01:52,721 -Stay tight, Ma. -Come on. Get in here. 1641 02:02:06,653 --> 02:02:08,404 -Bee? -Yeah. 1642 02:02:11,950 --> 02:02:13,033 -Hey! -l don't know 1643 02:02:13,118 --> 02:02:15,077 what's going on, but we've got to move! 1644 02:02:19,249 --> 02:02:21,083 There's got to be a way out of here! 1645 02:02:22,419 --> 02:02:24,503 Judy, get back, get back, get back. 1646 02:02:25,714 --> 02:02:28,716 Against the wall! Against the wall! Against the wall. Against the wall. 1647 02:02:30,093 --> 02:02:32,094 Bee! Bumblebee! 1648 02:02:32,929 --> 02:02:34,930 You get them somewhere safe, all right? 1649 02:02:37,267 --> 02:02:38,434 You've got to get in the car and get to safety. 1650 02:02:38,518 --> 02:02:40,352 No, this isn't up for discussion! 1651 02:02:40,437 --> 02:02:42,354 -You're my son! You're my son! -l know. 1652 02:02:42,439 --> 02:02:43,689 -Dad... -We all go together! 1653 02:02:43,773 --> 02:02:45,065 -Listen... -We're all going together! 1654 02:02:45,150 --> 02:02:48,444 Dad, stop, okay? Get in the car. He's gonna get you to safety. 1655 02:02:48,528 --> 02:02:50,779 You know, you run. You don't stop, you don't hide, you run. 1656 02:02:50,864 --> 02:02:53,449 You hear what l'm saying, okay? l'll find you when you're safe. 1657 02:02:53,533 --> 02:02:55,034 -No. -You've got to let me go, Dad. 1658 02:02:55,118 --> 02:02:58,454 -You have to let me go. You have to. -Ron. 1659 02:03:01,124 --> 02:03:03,584 Ron. Ron, let him go. 1660 02:03:05,628 --> 02:03:07,963 You come back! Come on. 1661 02:03:08,089 --> 02:03:09,840 Ron! Mikaela! Mikaela! 1662 02:03:09,924 --> 02:03:12,468 -Go with my parents. -l'm not gonna go without you. 1663 02:03:23,772 --> 02:03:25,314 Move to cover! 1664 02:03:29,569 --> 02:03:31,320 We got Jordanians! 1665 02:03:31,404 --> 02:03:32,863 We got help! 1666 02:03:38,995 --> 02:03:40,245 Down! 1667 02:03:56,805 --> 02:03:58,430 You okay, soldier? 1668 02:03:58,515 --> 02:04:01,683 We're gonna help you, soldier. Let's get these wounded clear of the bird. 1669 02:04:01,768 --> 02:04:03,685 Stay still. Stay still. Don't move. 1670 02:04:03,770 --> 02:04:06,063 You all right, young man? You have a radio? 1671 02:04:07,524 --> 02:04:11,985 Hey, kid, it's been nice knowing you. Remember what l did for my country. 1672 02:04:13,488 --> 02:04:15,155 This is my moment. 1673 02:04:15,907 --> 02:04:16,990 You're crazy! 1674 02:04:19,077 --> 02:04:20,953 ETA to station, two minutes. 1675 02:04:21,037 --> 02:04:22,913 -Put it on the main screen. -Sir. Yes, sir. 1676 02:04:22,997 --> 02:04:24,373 Predator 01 . 1677 02:04:34,884 --> 02:04:36,093 Shit, it's a trick. 1678 02:04:36,177 --> 02:04:38,595 Commence Operation Firestorm. Send everyone. 1679 02:04:38,680 --> 02:04:41,265 -Get those Marines on the ground. -Roll in strike packages... 1680 02:04:41,599 --> 02:04:43,225 Task Force Ripper, execute Lightning. 1681 02:05:03,746 --> 02:05:06,290 -Spotted Sam! -Sam! 1682 02:05:06,749 --> 02:05:08,041 lronhide! 1683 02:05:08,918 --> 02:05:11,086 Follow us to the pillars. We'll take you to Optimus. 1684 02:05:13,923 --> 02:05:16,592 Get out, Sam! Get to the pillars! 1685 02:05:17,844 --> 02:05:18,927 Let's go. 1686 02:05:22,640 --> 02:05:26,143 Oh, God. This is it. The pyramid's built right over the machine. 1687 02:05:26,227 --> 02:05:30,606 lf they turn that machine on, no more sun. 1688 02:05:33,067 --> 02:05:37,487 Not on my watch. 1689 02:05:48,458 --> 02:05:50,000 USS Stennis. ldentify. 1690 02:05:50,084 --> 02:05:52,502 Where the hell are you? Watching the Weather Channel? 1691 02:05:52,587 --> 02:05:54,463 SportsCenter? l Dream of Jeannie orsomething? 1692 02:05:54,547 --> 02:05:58,550 We got 300 satellites up there. Where the hell are all our men? 1693 02:05:58,635 --> 02:06:00,135 ldentify yourself. 1694 02:06:00,637 --> 02:06:01,887 What is your name, sailor? 1695 02:06:02,472 --> 02:06:07,434 Wilder, Captain of the USS John C. Stennis aircraft carrier. 1696 02:06:08,770 --> 02:06:10,395 Okay, Captain Wilder. 1697 02:06:10,480 --> 02:06:12,814 This is Agent Seymour Simmons of Sector Seven. 1698 02:06:12,899 --> 02:06:15,275 There is the mother of all non-biologicals 1699 02:06:15,360 --> 02:06:17,152 getting ready to blow up our sun. 1700 02:06:17,237 --> 02:06:19,071 Do you want to have a throwdown about my lack of clearance 1701 02:06:19,155 --> 02:06:21,156 or do you want to help save a gazillion lives? 1702 02:06:22,158 --> 02:06:24,493 All right, Agent Simmons. l'm listening. 1703 02:06:31,668 --> 02:06:34,378 Five clicks west of the Gulf, 1704 02:06:34,462 --> 02:06:37,422 we got ourselves an alien remodeling a pyramid. 1705 02:06:37,507 --> 02:06:40,550 Our one hope is a prototype weapon called a rail gun, 1706 02:06:40,635 --> 02:06:43,679 -shoots a steel projectile at Mach 7. -That's classified. 1707 02:06:43,763 --> 02:06:47,349 Don't talk to me about classified, all right? 1708 02:06:47,433 --> 02:06:50,102 Now, if you've got a battleship in the Gulf, which l know you do, 1709 02:06:50,186 --> 02:06:52,729 you tell them to ready that weapon! 1710 02:06:54,107 --> 02:06:56,316 Contact destroyer USS KIDD. 1711 02:06:57,193 --> 02:06:58,860 Alpha Team, flank left! 1712 02:06:58,945 --> 02:07:00,696 This way! Move it! 1713 02:07:02,657 --> 02:07:04,908 -Where do you need us, sir? -Protect those in the line of fire. 1714 02:07:04,993 --> 02:07:06,618 Let's go! Go! 1715 02:07:10,540 --> 02:07:13,041 Give me your Comms. Come on. Epps! 1716 02:07:17,422 --> 02:07:19,798 Right now, we need air support, ASAP! 1717 02:07:19,882 --> 02:07:22,467 Have troops in contact 20 miles northwest. Radar contact. 1718 02:07:22,552 --> 02:07:23,677 Proceed to 88 Alpha Sierra... 1719 02:07:27,765 --> 02:07:29,349 B-1 , snap 090. 1720 02:07:29,434 --> 02:07:31,852 You are approved to drop your 2,000-pound JDAMs. 1721 02:07:39,068 --> 02:07:40,402 -What you got? -l couldn't get to them, sir. 1722 02:07:40,486 --> 02:07:42,529 They're 600 meters away and they're heading right for the pillars. 1723 02:07:42,613 --> 02:07:45,490 All right. Precious cargo's coming! 1724 02:07:45,825 --> 02:07:46,825 Move! 1725 02:07:57,670 --> 02:07:59,212 Curse you! 1726 02:08:13,186 --> 02:08:15,270 Sam! Spotted Sam! 1727 02:08:47,553 --> 02:08:49,304 -Come on! -2-2 covering fire. 1728 02:08:49,389 --> 02:08:50,806 Two civilians, 1 2 o'clock! 1729 02:08:59,357 --> 02:09:00,941 Cover for us! 1730 02:09:07,323 --> 02:09:10,117 Hold the air strike! We're rescuing civilians! 1731 02:09:22,422 --> 02:09:24,005 Keep firing! 1732 02:09:30,012 --> 02:09:31,680 Come on! Mikaela! 1733 02:09:32,098 --> 02:09:34,433 Come on! Get in here! 1734 02:09:35,351 --> 02:09:36,810 Look who showed up. 1735 02:09:36,894 --> 02:09:38,895 You better have a good reason for us to be here. 1736 02:09:38,980 --> 02:09:40,689 -Where's Optimus? -He's right over there, 1737 02:09:40,773 --> 02:09:42,190 across the courtyard. 1738 02:09:42,900 --> 02:09:45,235 -l got to get to him right now. -Not with an air strike coming. 1739 02:09:45,319 --> 02:09:47,529 l have to get to him right now. 1740 02:09:49,073 --> 02:09:50,407 Go. Back, back, back, back. 1741 02:09:50,491 --> 02:09:52,200 -Go. -Listen up... 1742 02:09:55,663 --> 02:09:56,872 Okay. 1743 02:10:00,501 --> 02:10:01,877 lncoming! 1744 02:10:02,879 --> 02:10:05,088 Stick the landing. 1745 02:10:06,007 --> 02:10:08,884 Behold the glory of Jetfire! 1746 02:10:10,178 --> 02:10:13,722 Now let me show you how we brought the pain in my day! 1747 02:10:33,784 --> 02:10:35,076 l'm too old for this crap. 1748 02:10:35,244 --> 02:10:37,913 Keep going, man, 1 5 rounds of fighting. 1749 02:10:58,059 --> 02:11:01,561 l am directly below the enemy's scrotum. 1750 02:11:02,313 --> 02:11:05,607 25.7 meters above sea IeveI, 29.32 north. 1751 02:11:05,691 --> 02:11:07,901 -Kill track, 5205... -Target acquired. 1752 02:11:07,985 --> 02:11:10,570 -Killing track. -Two, one... 1753 02:11:10,655 --> 02:11:11,947 Fire! 1754 02:11:26,128 --> 02:11:27,796 Yeah! Yeah! 1755 02:11:28,172 --> 02:11:31,841 B-1's time on target, 30 seconds. 2,000-pound JDAMs inbound. 1756 02:11:31,926 --> 02:11:34,052 We're gonna make a break through the B's on my command, okay? 1757 02:11:34,136 --> 02:11:37,055 You guys stick with me, you understand? You stay on my ass. 1758 02:11:37,265 --> 02:11:40,517 -1-1 tally orange smoke. -l hope these F-1 6s got good aim. 1759 02:11:40,601 --> 02:11:44,145 -Yeah? Why is that? -l told them to hit the orange smoke. 1760 02:11:45,731 --> 02:11:47,190 You mean that orange smoke? 1761 02:11:47,275 --> 02:11:48,858 lt wasn't my best toss, okay? 1762 02:11:48,943 --> 02:11:51,695 -Viper, thunder. -Run! 1763 02:12:00,705 --> 02:12:01,997 lncoming! 1764 02:12:05,084 --> 02:12:06,334 Come on! 1765 02:12:26,606 --> 02:12:27,772 Sam! 1766 02:12:35,615 --> 02:12:36,865 Run! 1767 02:12:39,785 --> 02:12:40,869 Die! 1768 02:12:47,918 --> 02:12:49,169 Sam! 1769 02:13:05,394 --> 02:13:06,895 Hold your fire! 1770 02:13:09,315 --> 02:13:10,482 Sam! 1771 02:13:12,109 --> 02:13:14,361 Stay back! Mikaela, stay back! 1772 02:13:16,405 --> 02:13:18,448 Fucking do something! 1773 02:13:53,859 --> 02:14:00,115 -Sam! Sam! -Sam! Sam! Sam! Sammy! Sam! 1774 02:14:01,909 --> 02:14:03,702 -Let me go! -Come on, you got to move. 1775 02:14:03,786 --> 02:14:06,538 -You got to move, come on. -We got no pulse. 1776 02:14:06,622 --> 02:14:07,747 Starting CPR. 1777 02:14:07,832 --> 02:14:11,042 -l have to see my kid! l got a son... -Sammy! 1778 02:14:11,794 --> 02:14:12,919 Sam! 1779 02:14:15,256 --> 02:14:16,798 -Clear. -Ready to shock. 1780 02:14:16,882 --> 02:14:19,634 -Clear! -Ready to shock. One, two, three. 1781 02:14:22,596 --> 02:14:24,013 Do it again! 1782 02:14:29,520 --> 02:14:30,854 No! 1783 02:14:32,898 --> 02:14:37,986 Okay, listen to my voice. l love you and l need you. 1784 02:14:39,238 --> 02:14:42,782 Please. Please, come back to me. Sam, please! 1785 02:14:42,867 --> 02:14:44,451 l love you. 1786 02:14:53,836 --> 02:14:58,173 Where am l? Where am l? Am l dead? Am l dead? 1787 02:14:58,674 --> 02:15:02,969 We have been watching you a long, long time. 1788 02:15:05,347 --> 02:15:09,350 You have fought for Optimus, our last descendant, 1789 02:15:09,435 --> 02:15:14,522 with courage and with sacrifice, the virtues of a leader, 1790 02:15:15,441 --> 02:15:18,026 a leader worthy of our secret. 1791 02:15:18,569 --> 02:15:23,198 The Matrix of Leadership is not found, it is earned. 1792 02:15:24,450 --> 02:15:26,659 Return now to Optimus. 1793 02:15:27,369 --> 02:15:29,704 Merge the Matrix with his spark. 1794 02:15:30,247 --> 02:15:34,834 lt is, and always has been, your destiny. 1795 02:15:39,757 --> 02:15:40,882 Sam! 1796 02:15:47,389 --> 02:15:49,808 l love you. l love you. 1797 02:16:27,263 --> 02:16:30,598 Boy, you returned for me. 1798 02:16:31,934 --> 02:16:33,893 A living Prime. 1799 02:16:35,479 --> 02:16:37,689 l don't believe it! 1800 02:16:47,741 --> 02:16:50,159 My Matrix! 1801 02:16:55,499 --> 02:16:57,417 Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up! 1802 02:16:58,294 --> 02:16:59,836 Get up, Prime! 1803 02:17:01,755 --> 02:17:03,131 Oh, no. 1804 02:17:03,465 --> 02:17:07,468 He's turning on the machine! You got to stop him! Get up! 1805 02:17:07,970 --> 02:17:09,304 Optimus! 1806 02:17:11,515 --> 02:17:13,892 Fallen, my master. 1807 02:17:13,976 --> 02:17:18,438 My brothers could not stop me from this. 1808 02:17:19,315 --> 02:17:23,693 Yes, now l claim your sun. 1809 02:17:25,988 --> 02:17:29,115 -Move! -Enemy target, top of pyramid. Engage! 1810 02:17:29,199 --> 02:17:30,742 Engage! Engage! 1811 02:17:36,206 --> 02:17:39,167 ln moments, we'll be at firing strength. 1812 02:17:54,767 --> 02:17:59,312 All my Decepticon life, l never did a thing worth doing until now. 1813 02:17:59,855 --> 02:18:02,774 Optimus, take my parts 1814 02:18:02,858 --> 02:18:06,027 and you will have a power you've never known. 1815 02:18:06,987 --> 02:18:09,030 Fulfill your destiny. 1816 02:18:15,329 --> 02:18:17,163 Jolt! Electrify! 1817 02:18:17,623 --> 02:18:19,540 Transplant those afterburners. 1818 02:18:37,893 --> 02:18:39,519 Let's roll. 1819 02:18:41,981 --> 02:18:44,065 Fire mission on the pyramids. 1820 02:18:55,911 --> 02:18:59,372 This planet will be dark forever. 1821 02:19:21,603 --> 02:19:24,022 Die, like your brothers! 1822 02:19:24,648 --> 02:19:26,899 They were your brothers, too. 1823 02:19:55,763 --> 02:19:57,638 Starscream! 1824 02:20:10,652 --> 02:20:12,820 You picked the wrong planet. 1825 02:20:15,783 --> 02:20:17,658 Give me your face. 1826 02:20:26,168 --> 02:20:27,835 l rise. 1827 02:20:28,378 --> 02:20:30,004 You fall. 1828 02:20:32,800 --> 02:20:35,218 No, no. 1829 02:20:37,304 --> 02:20:39,722 Not to call you a coward, Master, 1830 02:20:39,807 --> 02:20:45,478 but sometimes cowards do survive. 1831 02:20:46,063 --> 02:20:48,022 This isn't over. 1832 02:21:15,717 --> 02:21:18,594 lt took all this for you to tell me that you love me. 1833 02:21:20,222 --> 02:21:21,764 You said it first. 1834 02:22:12,941 --> 02:22:15,568 Thank you, Sam, for saving my life. 1835 02:22:16,862 --> 02:22:18,154 Welcome. 1836 02:22:18,947 --> 02:22:20,656 Thank you for believing in me. 1837 02:22:25,495 --> 02:22:30,041 Our races united by a history long forgotten 1838 02:22:30,125 --> 02:22:33,544 and a future we shall face together. 1839 02:22:34,087 --> 02:22:36,505 I am Optimus Prime, 1840 02:22:36,590 --> 02:22:41,594 and l send this message so that our pasts will always be remembered, 1841 02:22:41,678 --> 02:22:45,598 for in those memories, we Iive on. 1842 02:23:08,413 --> 02:23:11,290 So glad you could join us, Professor Einstein. 1843 02:23:11,792 --> 02:23:13,709 Yeah, l was kind of busy. 1844 02:23:16,380 --> 02:23:17,588 Okay. 140536

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