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Come on! Come on, dog!
Come on!
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Come on! Come on.
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Look at this!
Look at this plastic!
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And there's weeds!
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Well, it looks like Tobacco Road.
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- Nobody gets down here.
- Anthony!
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Those dogs are wild dogs.
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Cemetery dogs.
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They'll take your hand off.
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Come over here. Say a Hail Mary
for your grandfather.
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Lay off. He's a kid.
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So he should neglect his elders?
Just like his father.
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Yeah, a real skimp.
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My son.
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The mental patient.
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Remember those trips to the Shore?
Me and Tony rode the waves?
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I taught him to bodysurf.
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My son was brought up right.
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He needs a psychiatrist for what?
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- To talk about his sex life?
- Enough.
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I hate it as much as you do.
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Anthony!
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Those dogs could start
foaming at the mouth.
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How come you're not supposed
to breathe in the cemetery?
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- Who says?
- It's a joke. Say, why?
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You'll make the dead
people jealous.
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Okay, come pick it up!
Pick it up.
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Who's got the ball?!
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Oh, my God! Look out!
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Come around, come around!
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Up, up, up! Cover them through!
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I can't watch.
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Yes!
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Way to go, Meadow!
You're a brick wall, baby! Brick wall!
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Good save!
Come on, now. Come on!
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That was close.
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- Pretty good.
- Look at you. At girls' soccer, Tony.
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What do you want?
My son's a couch potato.
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- Red! Five!
- Are you yellow-card happy?
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Rough play, my ass!
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- Hi, honey.
- Go get them, baby.
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This fat kid is such a sneak
with that elbow!
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Coach says next year,
Chiara is gonna be one of his starts.
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Let's pull it out, for chrissake!
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Heather Dante!
A hundred bucks for a goal!
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What's with Ally today?
She's sleepwalking out there.
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She eats at our house a lot.
She's got the energy.
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That tackle was our ball, asshole!
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Zebra, I'm talking to you.
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Blow that again,
I'll stick it up your ass!
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Get off the field now, or your team
is gonna forfeit the game!
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I'm going.
You fucking son of a...
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Get off the field!
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Did a hell of a job.
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Falcons! Falcons, heads up!
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Red, 42! 42!
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Push! Ally!
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Come on.
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Come on, Al!
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Did I tell you?
What did I tell you?
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He's a brilliant coach.
A beautiful, brilliant genius.
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You in love with him?
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Yes. If he steers Chiara to a college
scholarship, I'll blow the guy.
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You will?
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How's chefing at Dimples?
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Try the salad bar. We got a chemical
brightener. It keeps lettuce crisp.
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- How nice.
- Yeah, it's beautiful.
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The offer's still there.
You put some out on the street...
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at two points,
we split the interest. Nice?
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I can't do the math.
I'm an artiste.
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Get out of here.
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Good job, girls!
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- Absolutely.
- And you do that so well, coach.
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- Thanks.
- The psychology is important.
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Did a hell of a job.
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Welcome to Bada Bing.
Everything's on the house.
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Come meet somebody.
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- He coached college.
- Get out of here.
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- Division 1-A.
- No, that's boonie state.
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Besides, it's time to stop moving
my wife and Deena like pawns...
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when someone ups the ante.
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Anyway, how many chances does a man
get to coach his own daughter?
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- Money isn't everything.
- Here, here.
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The kids are important.
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Cheers. To the Falcons.
Continued success.
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Brandy, why don't you give the coach
a deluxe tour of the VIP lounge.
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- What?
- Oh, guys.
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Jesus, we said a beer.
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No, I...
Thank you, but I don't think so.
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Jesus Christ.
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Okay, Brandy, go sit on a tuffet.
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Coach, it's on the house.
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- Why are you here?
- Who's he?
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My girl's coach. You got something?
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Every car you see in the
rear-view mirror is not a fed.
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Mikey Palmice went and got
a major Manhattan PI.
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Mikey thinks someone here rats for
the government. What else is new?
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What else? My colleague over at
Organized Crime Task Force...
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gets chatty after
caffeine drinks.
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Names of people whose fiscal interests
intersect with your own.
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I'm still trying to find out
if you've been named.
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But these people are keeping
these indictments very, very internal.
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They may have a folder
with my name on it.
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If I was smart,
I wouldn't be here.
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I rest my case.
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I'm up the street
on a rape-homicide.
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What I need now is to see
a liquor license, if you don't mind.
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So anybody wonders why I was here
or for the lie detector test...
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Cha-cha,
show him the liquor license.
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Don't touch the girls.
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How you doing?
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Bada Bing. Arthur Bucco!
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Hello?
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You gonna stay in that bar all day?
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- I'm shooting pool.
- I'll rack them up for you.
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I thought we were supposed to
paint the patio.
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I bought primer
and I've been scraping.
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You have?
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I could really use your help.
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All right. I'll be right home.
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This fucking guy lays down the law.
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Fucking blistering.
I'll be right home.
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I gotta get home too.
Shelley'll be looking for me.
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It's quite the lifestyle
you got here.
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- See ya later, coach.
- Okay.
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Different strokes.
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Melvoin, Perlov,
Schneider and Archide.
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- What's with the indictments?
- Put it right down there.
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The book is off on the 14th ward.
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I don't want to minimize your position.
Two prior convictions.
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You're in jeopardy of sentence
under the habitual offenders statute.
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I'm paying you to hear shit
that's eating my insides?
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Peppers and eggs?
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Peppers and eggs?
That's what I should've had.
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I'd be happy to surrender
Mr. Soprano.
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You can be assured
of my full cooperation.
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You'd rather they kicked in
your front door at night?
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It's a target letter, Corrado.
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I got nowhere, so I asked them
what your status was.
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Just testing.
So what'd they say?
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They'd let me know.
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I may just start paying taxes.
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God, it's a fucking burn.
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I'm sick and tired of sitting around.
I'm gonna get out of here.
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With your lady friend?
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What do you know about her?
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Works for the Joint Fitters Union,
right?
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Runs their labor management fund
outside the feds' oversight.
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If you can't get your friends jobs,
why attain success?
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The wheels of justice turn slowly.
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Take her to Florida.
Develop a tan.
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Where's the crapper key?
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Top right-hand drawer.
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Junior, we're working out of a fucking
lawyer's office, is that right?
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Look, I didn't want to say anything,
but this government case...
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if there's a leak,
it's in Tony's boat.
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If my nephew's in bed with
the Justice Department, just say it.
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Don't stammer like a spastic.
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There's something fucking wrong with
that guy. I feel it in my gut.
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I'm worried about you, skipper.
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I'm sorry, Mikey.
You're a good boy.
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Fuck this. I'm going to Boca.
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Deena, when you guys
showed up last year...
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I thought,
soccer, give me a break.
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But your dad makes it seem like
this, I don't know, metaphor.
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- Yeah.
- Dad's pretty cool.
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Where's Al? She was supposed
to loan me a cig.
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I'll come with.
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Al?
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Ally!
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Al!
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If you're smoking,
you owe me $5!
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- Al?
- Ally.
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Ally?
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Ally, what are you doing?
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Ally! Oh, my God!
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Her parents split up.
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So she's always at our house.
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- But she was born with a silver spoon.
- Teenagers are under a lot of stress.
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I know this kid. She's great.
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Was it a genuine suicide attempt?
Or was it a suicidal gesture?
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Small cutting is the clinical term.
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Is large cutting
O.J. in missing sweats?
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It's a cry for help.
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Her mother says she tried
this before.
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A couple times.
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What else is going on?
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Life is putting the Prozac
to the test.
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It's all that business in the news?
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Let's talk about my daughter.
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Principal says girls in sports
do better.
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They don't take drugs
or get knocked up.
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But now this shit.
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If my daughter ever tried to
kill herself...
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Oh, God!
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Last week, I called you a whore.
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I might've been...
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overstating the case a little bit.
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Mr. Soprano.
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Miss Sanfillipo.
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A check for you to sign.
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Twenty grand?
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For research and development
into furthering the art and science...
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of metal joint fittings.
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00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:11,998
Where does our research
and development take us this time?
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Well, I was thinking Boca Raton.
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My, my! You read my mind.
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I'm all packed.
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I gotta talk to my cousin.
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- Mr. Soprano?
- What?
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I was waiting to talk to Jerry
about how I could use some room...
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on this mall job I got
in North Bergen.
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Then I saw you here.
And I thought, what the hell...
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I may as well
ask the man himself.
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Let's you and I meet. I can pass
my recommends on to my cousin.
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Mama Livia, how are you?
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- Do you remember me? Larry Boy Barese.
- I know who you are.
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You lit an apartment house on fire...
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and scared your mother
half to death.
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Mama's moving in here on the 15th.
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Yeah? Ooh, I like your shoes.
222
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Mama hasn't been well. Last week
she threw a jar of artichokes at me.
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She better not throw any
artichokes at me.
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How are you doing?
Remember Larry?
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Water under the bridge.
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We're gonna take a walk.
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You should get some shoes like his.
228
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You've always been a genius.
But this last move is the best.
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The feds'll never surveil
an old folks' home.
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That's why I got truckloads
of bootleg Polident coming in.
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- There he is.
- How you doing?
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Did you get your mother
settled in yet?
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They're not sure they can accept her.
They want to see my finances again.
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So this office supply chain from
Virginia. What's the deal on them?
235
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I spoke to them. I think they'll
listen to reason on minority hiring.
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- Been to any games?
- What do they got?
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What the fuck?
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Hup! Hup! Hup!
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Knees high, Colgiavani!
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Eyes ahead!
Energy, girls, energy!
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I know we're all upset,
but we still have a season left.
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- Come on, let's go!
- Hey, coach.
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Fellas, sorry, but practice
is closed today.
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I'm trying to keep
the team focused.
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What are you doing?
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You're leaving us?
After two fucking years?
247
00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:37,810
I told that reporter to wait
before he put that in the paper.
248
00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:41,272
Coach, look at my little girl
out there.
249
00:15:41,857 --> 00:15:43,441
You're breaking her heart!
250
00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:47,528
Believe me, Art.
I am hugely conflicted.
251
00:15:47,696 --> 00:15:50,031
But Rhode Island doubled my salary!
252
00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:53,993
They're giving my daughter a full ride!
What could I do?
253
00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:56,287
They made an offer
I couldn't refuse.
254
00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:58,623
- You haven't heard ours.
- Come on.
255
00:15:58,874 --> 00:16:00,667
Look, I got a family too.
256
00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:03,378
I have a daughter who loves
playing soccer.
257
00:16:03,587 --> 00:16:05,254
He's kidding about the offer.
258
00:16:07,591 --> 00:16:09,425
Hey, nobody blew a whistle!
259
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:12,261
Let's not get lazy out here!
Come on!
260
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:14,389
Go fuck yourself.
261
00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:16,057
Excuse me?
262
00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:18,559
- Want me to tell your dad?
- It's my field.
263
00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:23,856
Give me 10 laps around the goals.
264
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:25,817
- Whatever.
- Make that 20.
265
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:28,403
Anybody else want to mouth off?
266
00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:33,825
Good! Come on!
Let's circle up for keep-away.
267
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:35,410
Let's go! Over here.
268
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:38,287
Get in a big circle!
Go! Move it!
269
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:42,792
I need some people out here.
Come on! Let's go!
270
00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:57,265
Give me your glass.
271
00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:02,729
Who'd think we could be
this contented?
272
00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:06,649
I did. As soon as
I saw you, I knew.
273
00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:09,235
You're a sweetheart.
274
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:13,156
If only they knew
the other side of you.
275
00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:15,408
They'd eat me for breakfast.
276
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:19,996
I been looking at real estate.
Some nice houses on the market.
277
00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:22,248
Maybe you'd like something bigger?
278
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:26,169
No, Corrado. This is our place.
279
00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:28,838
You know how long we been
coming here?
280
00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:32,175
Sixteen years.
And every one of them good.
281
00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:36,054
How's junior, Junior?
282
00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:41,642
He's catching some shuteye.
283
00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:44,645
You're such a powerhouse.
284
00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:47,648
When you kiss me down there...
285
00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:50,318
you're like a great artist.
286
00:17:50,986 --> 00:17:53,863
You got a real instinct for it.
287
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:57,033
Pass me the red peppers.
288
00:18:08,837 --> 00:18:11,047
You know the thrill you give?
289
00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:15,009
Keep it to yourself, okay?
290
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:18,846
Yeah. All to myself.
291
00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:30,399
- Corrado?
- Yeah?
292
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,527
Why the big secret?
293
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,195
About what?
294
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,697
Oral sex.
295
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:41,035
What's so terrible about
pleasing a woman?
296
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:44,205
You always have to talk about it.
297
00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:46,874
Well, I want to know why!
298
00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:48,584
It's complicated.
299
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:51,754
Yeah. But why?
300
00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:53,756
Why?
301
00:18:54,007 --> 00:18:57,093
They think if you suck pussy,
you'll suck anything.
302
00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:58,594
You're kidding.
303
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:02,640
It's a sign of weakness. And possibly
a sign that you're a finocchio.
304
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:06,185
A fag?
305
00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:08,896
That's ridiculous.
306
00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:13,234
How would the two even translate?
307
00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:18,447
What are you gonna do?
I don't make the rules.
308
00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:23,578
It's no big lifestyle choice.
309
00:19:23,745 --> 00:19:27,999
My aunts Quintima and Jemma, they got
money out earning on the street.
310
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,918
It's like being a banker.
You help people.
311
00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:37,049
Chiara cried when she heard
the coach was leaving.
312
00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:38,801
You don't want to talk. Fine.
313
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,596
I gotta pick up Carmela anyway.
314
00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:45,683
Let me ask you a question.
Why does your wife hate me?
315
00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:47,602
Charmaine doesn't hate you.
316
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,274
You lie like I play a horn.
317
00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:54,901
What?
318
00:19:57,279 --> 00:20:01,449
Look at this facchino.
Wearing a cap in a nice restaurant.
319
00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:08,456
I hated that most when I had
my restaurant. It's values today.
320
00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:11,375
Standards are crumbling.
321
00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:16,923
Would it kill this coach to
stay until my kid graduates?
322
00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:19,592
Then let him stay four years
for Chiara.
323
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,140
That burns my ass.
324
00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:29,602
Where you going?
325
00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:36,984
Take your hat off.
326
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,319
Excuse me?
327
00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:41,656
They don't sell hot dogs.
They took the bleachers out.
328
00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:43,908
I'll wear it where I want.
329
00:21:01,176 --> 00:21:02,176
How you doing?
330
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:14,897
Thank you.
331
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:16,607
Look at him.
332
00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:19,402
Douche bag. Good for you!
333
00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:23,864
Send them a bottle
of Montepulciano.
334
00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:27,702
Get the license plate of these
two guys sitting behind Artie.
335
00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:29,996
They look like cops.
336
00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:49,890
Well, look who's here!
Hi!
337
00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:54,729
- Tony, look who's here.
- Alphonse, how you doing?
338
00:21:55,230 --> 00:21:56,647
- Good.
- You feeling better?
339
00:21:56,857 --> 00:21:57,857
Yeah.
340
00:22:01,069 --> 00:22:03,195
Gonna miss that left foot of yours.
341
00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:05,448
No. It's okay, Mr. Soprano.
342
00:22:05,866 --> 00:22:07,366
- I'm gonna play.
- No shit?
343
00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:09,160
Pardon my French there.
344
00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:10,828
Are you sure, Ally?
345
00:22:11,246 --> 00:22:14,874
I had a long talk
with Coach Hauser and...
346
00:22:17,919 --> 00:22:19,628
I'm gonna play. That's all.
347
00:22:20,088 --> 00:22:21,714
I told her she didn't have to.
348
00:22:21,923 --> 00:22:23,716
She just said she wanted to.
349
00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:26,594
Yeah.
350
00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:29,388
- Coach pressure you?
- No, Mrs. Soprano.
351
00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:30,973
He would never do that.
352
00:22:31,224 --> 00:22:33,934
Pressure her? He doesn't
finish what he started.
353
00:22:34,102 --> 00:22:35,603
- Dad!
- What?
354
00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:39,273
It's what we all wanted.
355
00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:43,944
Okay. Right?
356
00:22:44,112 --> 00:22:45,613
As long as everything's...
357
00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:48,282
We're trying to watch this, okay?
358
00:22:49,659 --> 00:22:51,410
Kick ass, girls, right?
359
00:22:52,079 --> 00:22:53,287
Good night.
360
00:23:15,102 --> 00:23:18,020
Listen, Roberta,
what I said earlier?
361
00:23:19,689 --> 00:23:23,818
I'm serious, you discuss that
with anyone, we're gonna go 10 rounds.
362
00:23:24,027 --> 00:23:26,779
We just skimmed 20,000
off the development fund...
363
00:23:27,030 --> 00:23:29,782
and you're worried about
a little lecca fica?
364
00:23:29,991 --> 00:23:32,576
- Will you keep it down?
- All right.
365
00:23:32,911 --> 00:23:36,997
I'll tell everyone you're a good
kisser. I just won't say where.
366
00:23:37,499 --> 00:23:40,000
That's my reputation you're
playing with.
367
00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:43,629
Honey, my lips are sealed.
368
00:23:44,881 --> 00:23:46,799
Not too sealed, right?
369
00:23:48,927 --> 00:23:52,805
Visual on Corrado Soprano
and female travel companion...
370
00:23:53,014 --> 00:23:56,517
2200 hours, Boca Lounge.
371
00:24:11,158 --> 00:24:13,075
How's my boy today?
372
00:24:13,368 --> 00:24:14,869
Go, go, go!
373
00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:19,665
I'm looking for a Coach Hauser.
374
00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:22,668
That's me.
Petey! Come here!
375
00:24:24,087 --> 00:24:26,755
Something from your friends
at the Bada Bing.
376
00:24:27,048 --> 00:24:31,427
Brand-new, surround sound,
HDTV compatible.
377
00:24:31,636 --> 00:24:34,430
- Tell them thanks, but...
- This is getting heavy.
378
00:24:34,681 --> 00:24:38,100
If this is about Rhode Island,
tell them I already signed.
379
00:24:38,643 --> 00:24:42,229
I don't know what it's about.
But the TV stays here. Put it down.
380
00:24:43,899 --> 00:24:45,316
No! I mean it!
381
00:24:45,525 --> 00:24:47,902
Pick it up!
Get it off my property!
382
00:24:48,236 --> 00:24:51,071
Look, pal, I don't think you
quite understand.
383
00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:53,240
I understand, only too well.
384
00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:55,659
Tell your friends I know
all about them.
385
00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:58,204
If you did,
you'd do what they want.
386
00:24:58,914 --> 00:25:00,706
Is that a threat?
387
00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:03,417
How things change.
Let me tell you, Guido...
388
00:25:03,627 --> 00:25:04,627
I'm Clarence.
389
00:25:04,836 --> 00:25:08,631
I have friends in law enforcement,
and they'd call this extortion.
390
00:25:10,008 --> 00:25:11,050
Come on.
391
00:25:14,137 --> 00:25:18,849
You tell those assholes
Don Hauser will not be intimidated!
392
00:25:19,142 --> 00:25:21,894
I will not be threatened or bribed!
393
00:25:22,145 --> 00:25:24,980
I go where I want to
when I want to!
394
00:25:27,984 --> 00:25:29,443
Hey!
395
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:35,866
All day, every day,
85 and not one drop of rain.
396
00:25:36,284 --> 00:25:37,660
And those nights.
397
00:25:37,911 --> 00:25:41,622
Bobbi, you are so lucky
with this guy. You have no idea.
398
00:25:41,873 --> 00:25:43,999
He's a sweetheart underneath it all.
399
00:25:44,251 --> 00:25:46,877
I wish I could get Lou to
be like him.
400
00:25:47,170 --> 00:25:49,421
More sensitive,
if you know what I mean.
401
00:25:49,631 --> 00:25:51,048
That coral looks good.
402
00:25:51,299 --> 00:25:55,844
I don't understand why I always
have to ask him for oral sex.
403
00:25:56,638 --> 00:25:59,223
Not like you and your Corrado.
404
00:25:59,432 --> 00:26:03,769
Bebe, listen, I know we always used to
yak about our sex lives.
405
00:26:03,979 --> 00:26:06,981
I think it would be better
if we didn't anymore.
406
00:26:08,149 --> 00:26:09,441
- Okay.
- I mean it.
407
00:26:09,651 --> 00:26:10,818
Sure!
408
00:26:11,027 --> 00:26:13,279
Just, you're lucky, that's all.
409
00:26:19,786 --> 00:26:21,662
So, Ma, you coming to the game?
410
00:26:21,871 --> 00:26:23,622
Game? What game?
411
00:26:23,832 --> 00:26:26,375
Meadow's team is going to
the sectionals.
412
00:26:26,668 --> 00:26:28,168
Nobody tells me anything.
413
00:26:28,837 --> 00:26:30,838
Did everybody hear me just tell her?
414
00:26:31,673 --> 00:26:34,466
Can anybody think of anything
else to talk about?
415
00:26:35,468 --> 00:26:38,345
All right.
Uncle Jun, how was Boca?
416
00:26:39,055 --> 00:26:41,265
Wonderful.
I don't go down enough.
417
00:26:41,558 --> 00:26:43,517
That's not what I heard.
418
00:26:44,894 --> 00:26:46,020
About what?
419
00:26:49,024 --> 00:26:51,400
I don't know what I'm talking about.
420
00:26:51,693 --> 00:26:53,819
Last time, Aunt Bobbi
bought me a piranha.
421
00:26:54,029 --> 00:26:55,529
A piranha? Come on!
422
00:26:55,697 --> 00:26:58,198
That woman is not your aunt.
423
00:26:58,408 --> 00:27:01,535
Livia, I warned you.
Bobbi is a sweet, sweet girl.
424
00:27:04,748 --> 00:27:05,789
What's the matter?
425
00:27:05,999 --> 00:27:07,207
What did I say?
426
00:27:08,543 --> 00:27:10,961
This wife of yours,
she's got the giggles.
427
00:27:11,796 --> 00:27:14,214
- Can I be excused?
- We just sat down!
428
00:27:14,382 --> 00:27:17,551
- How can you play if you don't eat?
- You need protein.
429
00:27:17,802 --> 00:27:20,763
- No, I don't, because I quit.
- You quit?
430
00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:23,641
With Ally back,
you can go to the states.
431
00:27:23,850 --> 00:27:26,393
She slits her wrists,
and you think of a game?
432
00:27:26,603 --> 00:27:30,189
It wasn't like Cobain.
It was just a little suicidal gesture.
433
00:27:31,691 --> 00:27:34,026
- Come back here!
- You're not excused!
434
00:27:34,277 --> 00:27:36,612
Let her go. Go ahead, honey!
435
00:27:36,821 --> 00:27:38,489
- Ma!
- Why don't you butt out?
436
00:27:38,698 --> 00:27:41,617
You only act nice when
you want to score points.
437
00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:46,997
I will not eat in this house.
438
00:27:47,248 --> 00:27:49,083
Junior, take me home.
439
00:27:49,834 --> 00:27:52,419
- I'm not finished.
- She'll come back.
440
00:27:56,841 --> 00:28:01,136
Stukas and Messerschmitts,
they have command of the skies.
441
00:28:08,561 --> 00:28:09,937
I don't know.
442
00:28:10,438 --> 00:28:12,231
I'm glad Meadow quit.
443
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:15,984
That coach pushes them to
the brink. It's unhealthy.
444
00:28:16,653 --> 00:28:18,654
What do we mean when we
say commitment?
445
00:28:19,364 --> 00:28:21,281
He thinks he can just walk away.
446
00:28:21,574 --> 00:28:23,242
Watch it, cowboy, don't start.
447
00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:29,373
- What's with you and Uncle Jun?
- Don't bother that coach.
448
00:28:29,791 --> 00:28:33,043
- Come on. Tell me about Uncle Jun.
- No, stop it!
449
00:28:33,253 --> 00:28:34,628
I can't!
450
00:28:34,879 --> 00:28:37,256
- Yes, you can.
- All right. Okay.
451
00:28:40,093 --> 00:28:45,013
Gabby Dante's cousin and Bobbi
go to the same nail parlor.
452
00:28:46,891 --> 00:28:50,436
And your uncle...
No, I shouldn't say. I shouldn't!
453
00:28:50,979 --> 00:28:53,188
- Come on.
- Okay, okay, okay.
454
00:28:56,484 --> 00:28:59,403
Well, let's just say...
455
00:28:59,654 --> 00:29:03,991
your uncle has acquired
a taste for her.
456
00:29:04,826 --> 00:29:06,160
Uncle Jun gives head?
457
00:29:06,828 --> 00:29:07,828
World-class.
458
00:29:08,204 --> 00:29:11,707
- He whistles to the wheat field?
- Don't be disgusting.
459
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:15,377
- He's a bushman of the Kalahari!
- That's why I don't tell you.
460
00:29:15,628 --> 00:29:17,421
You don't know when to stop!
461
00:29:17,672 --> 00:29:19,631
My God, if this ever gets out...
462
00:29:19,841 --> 00:29:22,843
Yeah, like you don't do it.
Or any of your friends.
463
00:29:23,178 --> 00:29:25,012
Bunch of hypocrites.
464
00:29:25,388 --> 00:29:29,183
What goes on in this bedroom
stays here, and you know that.
465
00:29:29,559 --> 00:29:33,854
Once a year?
I can resist the urge to gossip.
466
00:29:45,408 --> 00:29:48,076
Arthur? You're home?
467
00:29:48,369 --> 00:29:50,496
The grease in that Frialator.
468
00:29:50,747 --> 00:29:53,540
I'm gonna smell like
a cheap French fry forever.
469
00:29:53,875 --> 00:29:57,878
So this is why we scrimp and save
to send our kids to that school?
470
00:29:58,213 --> 00:30:00,631
So our name is dragged
through the mud?
471
00:30:01,090 --> 00:30:02,216
What?
472
00:30:02,383 --> 00:30:04,885
Shelly Hauser called me
this afternoon.
473
00:30:05,094 --> 00:30:09,056
Your friend sent some Y.O.'s
down there with a stolen TV set...
474
00:30:09,265 --> 00:30:11,099
to try and bribe the coach.
475
00:30:11,392 --> 00:30:13,644
From your friends at Bada Bing!
476
00:30:13,895 --> 00:30:18,899
As if a TV set is gonna get somewhere
with a man like Coach Hauser.
477
00:30:19,108 --> 00:30:20,651
A TV set?
478
00:30:20,902 --> 00:30:25,239
Do you honestly believe
that they're gonna stop there?
479
00:30:25,448 --> 00:30:28,075
They tried bribing this man.
480
00:30:28,618 --> 00:30:29,701
What's next?
481
00:30:30,245 --> 00:30:34,498
- Always with the extreme scenarios.
- No, come on. Tell me, what's next?
482
00:30:34,707 --> 00:30:36,124
You grew up here.
483
00:30:36,417 --> 00:30:40,587
Don't pretend like you don't know
what Tony Soprano is capable of.
484
00:30:43,049 --> 00:30:44,258
Who is it?
485
00:30:44,467 --> 00:30:45,676
I found your dog.
486
00:30:53,268 --> 00:30:54,685
What?
487
00:30:54,894 --> 00:30:57,104
No, you're mistaken.
My dog is upstairs.
488
00:30:57,272 --> 00:31:00,107
Golden Retriever,
blue nylon collar?
489
00:31:00,275 --> 00:31:01,775
Honey, who is it?
490
00:31:02,026 --> 00:31:03,026
Evening, ma'am.
491
00:31:05,780 --> 00:31:07,906
He has our dog.
492
00:31:08,199 --> 00:31:09,491
Where is Petey?
493
00:31:09,701 --> 00:31:11,493
- He was locked in.
- Come get him.
494
00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:13,996
I wouldn't want Petey
to get hit by a car.
495
00:31:31,639 --> 00:31:33,807
Petey, Petey!
496
00:31:34,058 --> 00:31:35,434
You okay? Come here.
497
00:31:35,643 --> 00:31:37,477
What, no reward?
498
00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:41,440
Just kidding.
I'm an animal lover.
499
00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:44,818
You okay, boy?
500
00:31:45,820 --> 00:31:47,821
Med, cheer up about the coach...
501
00:31:48,072 --> 00:31:50,824
because I feel he'll
reconsider the big move.
502
00:31:51,075 --> 00:31:52,451
Tony.
503
00:31:52,660 --> 00:31:54,119
Did you do something?
504
00:31:54,412 --> 00:31:55,829
What could I do?
505
00:31:56,039 --> 00:31:59,750
He's gonna stick around and finish
what he started with the girls.
506
00:32:01,586 --> 00:32:02,836
That's it.
507
00:32:04,339 --> 00:32:05,672
Well, did I tell you?
508
00:32:11,846 --> 00:32:15,098
Develop some appreciation,
because everyone helps you...
509
00:32:15,350 --> 00:32:17,643
and all you do is bitch and moan!
510
00:32:18,227 --> 00:32:22,022
This coach abandons his team,
and your friends get all worked up.
511
00:32:22,231 --> 00:32:23,690
So I try to do something.
512
00:32:23,858 --> 00:32:25,817
Is that why you think we're upset?
513
00:32:26,027 --> 00:32:29,696
Because a coach who most of us
can't even stand is leaving?
514
00:32:30,031 --> 00:32:33,408
You don't have to love him
to be successful.
515
00:32:33,701 --> 00:32:35,369
Catfish Hunter hated Billy Martin.
516
00:32:35,662 --> 00:32:38,914
Bill Parcells' guys can't stand him,
till they start to win.
517
00:32:39,123 --> 00:32:41,500
Coach Hauser had sex with Ally.
518
00:32:43,044 --> 00:32:44,044
What?
519
00:32:44,253 --> 00:32:48,715
That's why she cut herself. That's
why I've been living at her house.
520
00:32:50,093 --> 00:32:52,469
All right, hold on a minute.
521
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:53,929
Maybe...
522
00:32:56,724 --> 00:32:58,266
With Ally?
523
00:32:59,018 --> 00:33:00,477
Meadow, this is horrible.
524
00:33:01,020 --> 00:33:04,731
This is also a serious accusation.
What exactly did Ally say?
525
00:33:05,149 --> 00:33:07,985
That they had sex, more than once...
526
00:33:08,194 --> 00:33:10,362
That she's not a virgin anymore!
527
00:33:13,241 --> 00:33:14,408
All right.
528
00:33:15,702 --> 00:33:17,995
Ally's a very pretty girl.
529
00:33:18,246 --> 00:33:19,663
Maybe there was...
530
00:33:19,914 --> 00:33:22,582
Maybe there was confusion.
Maybe she wanted to...
531
00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:25,419
- look like she was sophisticated.
- Dad!
532
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:31,425
- What?
- Tony, what if this had been Meadow?
533
00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:33,593
What kind of confusion?
534
00:33:33,803 --> 00:33:36,805
At her age? The coach shouldn't
have been in any position...
535
00:33:37,056 --> 00:33:40,517
where there's even a remote
possibility of confusion!
536
00:33:41,936 --> 00:33:43,645
I'm losing my mind here.
537
00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:45,981
Go downstairs
so me and Meadow can talk.
538
00:33:46,232 --> 00:33:48,275
Jesus fucking Christ!
539
00:33:50,445 --> 00:33:52,029
God, now what did I do?
540
00:33:53,072 --> 00:33:56,199
I only told so he wouldn't make
Coach Hauser stay.
541
00:33:56,409 --> 00:33:59,745
Meadow, this is a horrible,
horrible thing.
542
00:33:59,996 --> 00:34:03,165
She's in love with him.
But he won't leave his wife.
543
00:34:03,416 --> 00:34:05,959
Leave his wife? Meadow!
544
00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:10,881
- Now, he didn't touch you, right?
- No.
545
00:34:11,799 --> 00:34:12,841
What about Deena?
546
00:34:13,134 --> 00:34:15,677
If she hears about her father,
it'll destroy her.
547
00:34:15,970 --> 00:34:18,847
Tell Dad to let him go
anywhere he wants, okay?
548
00:34:19,140 --> 00:34:20,766
Come here.
549
00:34:28,399 --> 00:34:30,901
Moldonado and his brother,
they'll handle it.
550
00:34:31,986 --> 00:34:33,820
Mol owes me a solid.
551
00:34:34,781 --> 00:34:38,408
No. No hired help.
This is personal.
552
00:34:39,285 --> 00:34:40,994
I'm glad to hear you say that.
553
00:34:41,204 --> 00:34:43,830
I'm gonna give him
a real after-school special.
554
00:34:47,668 --> 00:34:49,711
- You out of your mind?
- What?
555
00:34:50,505 --> 00:34:54,424
You kidnapped the coach's dog.
But if you do one more thing...
556
00:34:54,675 --> 00:34:58,220
Shut up, Arthur. You're five
time zones behind your own ass.
557
00:34:58,429 --> 00:35:01,723
No, I'm fucking serious.
You hear me, Tony?
558
00:35:03,184 --> 00:35:04,184
You're serious?
559
00:35:04,393 --> 00:35:05,727
Want to hear serious?
560
00:35:05,978 --> 00:35:08,021
Want to know what your coach did?
561
00:35:08,189 --> 00:35:12,776
He fucked little Ally Vandermeed
and who knows who else he fucked.
562
00:35:13,361 --> 00:35:15,403
What are you talking about?
Fucked?
563
00:35:18,699 --> 00:35:19,741
That's crazy.
564
00:35:20,201 --> 00:35:22,577
That's why that kid slit her wrist.
565
00:35:22,829 --> 00:35:24,412
And my daughter should know?
566
00:35:24,872 --> 00:35:27,582
She should have to think
about that filth?
567
00:35:28,042 --> 00:35:30,210
- No.
- No?
568
00:35:30,419 --> 00:35:32,587
That self-righteous prick
put his dick...
569
00:35:32,839 --> 00:35:35,757
in my little girl's
soccer teammate.
570
00:35:36,008 --> 00:35:39,052
Yeah. She's in 11th grade,
for chrissake!
571
00:35:39,262 --> 00:35:40,262
Oh, my God.
572
00:35:41,889 --> 00:35:45,225
Chiara. He drove her home
one night when it was raining.
573
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:46,893
Oh, my little girl.
574
00:35:47,061 --> 00:35:50,063
- Degenerate son of a bitch.
- He deserves to die!
575
00:35:51,399 --> 00:35:52,607
Betraying children?
576
00:35:52,817 --> 00:35:55,902
Believe me, he ain't gonna be doing
that shit no more.
577
00:35:56,237 --> 00:35:58,280
I guarantee you that.
578
00:36:18,426 --> 00:36:20,927
Nobody said to put my nephew
under surveillance.
579
00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:23,805
I know, Junior. I know.
580
00:36:24,223 --> 00:36:27,058
I wanted to be safe
and I'm glad I was.
581
00:36:27,351 --> 00:36:30,353
Because your nephew isn't just
at that titty bar...
582
00:36:30,605 --> 00:36:32,397
and going to soccer games.
583
00:36:32,648 --> 00:36:33,857
Go ahead.
584
00:36:34,150 --> 00:36:37,819
Twice last week he goes toward
the medical center...
585
00:36:38,070 --> 00:36:39,279
and they lose him.
586
00:36:39,572 --> 00:36:40,906
A girlfriend.
587
00:36:41,157 --> 00:36:42,449
No, no, no.
588
00:36:42,658 --> 00:36:45,285
He's seeing this
Russian slit very open.
589
00:36:45,578 --> 00:36:47,621
Your nephew is talking to the feds.
590
00:36:47,830 --> 00:36:51,583
Where else would he be going
that requires such precautions?
591
00:36:51,792 --> 00:36:54,461
What the fuck else
would be the big secret?
592
00:36:54,670 --> 00:36:56,588
What am I, a swami?
593
00:36:58,216 --> 00:36:59,591
Hey!
594
00:37:00,676 --> 00:37:01,718
- Silvio!
- Mikey!
595
00:37:01,969 --> 00:37:04,804
How you doing?
You're looking good.
596
00:37:05,139 --> 00:37:06,514
How you feel?
597
00:37:10,645 --> 00:37:12,354
You shanked it, Sil.
598
00:37:12,647 --> 00:37:15,023
I still got the coach on my mind.
599
00:37:16,525 --> 00:37:20,320
We got fresh air, we got sunshine.
Forget about that shit.
600
00:37:20,529 --> 00:37:22,155
Thank God for golf some days.
601
00:37:22,323 --> 00:37:24,407
I'm trying to concentrate here.
602
00:37:26,369 --> 00:37:28,370
Did you get any golf in at Boca?
603
00:37:28,663 --> 00:37:30,830
Fucking manners, please!
604
00:37:35,336 --> 00:37:38,004
You play Manatee,
or what's that other one?
605
00:37:38,214 --> 00:37:42,801
Will you let the man tee off?
You yap worse than six barbers!
606
00:37:43,177 --> 00:37:45,845
If you'd have shut up during
that Mountain Lakes game...
607
00:37:46,055 --> 00:37:48,181
you wouldn't have missed
that fly ball.
608
00:37:48,391 --> 00:37:50,392
I was ashamed to face my friends.
609
00:37:53,187 --> 00:37:55,063
Good, Mikey. Better.
610
00:37:55,356 --> 00:37:56,773
What do you mean, better?
611
00:37:56,983 --> 00:37:59,693
Well, you know, it's better.
612
00:38:05,866 --> 00:38:07,534
Whoa, Junior!
613
00:38:07,785 --> 00:38:09,703
Whoa, Junior, what?
614
00:38:10,663 --> 00:38:13,832
- Uncle Jun's into muff.
- What?
615
00:38:15,209 --> 00:38:18,128
Oh, did I say muff?
I meant ruff.
616
00:38:22,216 --> 00:38:23,258
Good shot.
617
00:38:26,470 --> 00:38:29,556
What's that smell?
Did you guys go to a sushi bar?
618
00:38:29,807 --> 00:38:32,267
- What's he talking about?
- I don't know.
619
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:36,062
I thought you were a baccala man.
What are you doing eating sushi?
620
00:38:36,272 --> 00:38:38,940
You're fucking running off
at the mouth.
621
00:38:47,366 --> 00:38:48,575
Listen, my friend.
622
00:38:48,743 --> 00:38:53,204
At least I can deal with
my own problems. Unlike some I know.
623
00:38:53,414 --> 00:38:54,456
What's that mean?
624
00:38:54,665 --> 00:38:57,167
Take it however you want.
Don't bullshit me.
625
00:38:57,585 --> 00:38:59,753
Guys, we here to play golf or what?
626
00:39:00,212 --> 00:39:01,421
Come on.
627
00:39:09,597 --> 00:39:10,764
Arthur...
628
00:39:13,100 --> 00:39:15,268
Everybody's just so upset.
629
00:39:15,519 --> 00:39:19,522
The mother's on sedatives.
She's completely unable to deal.
630
00:39:19,732 --> 00:39:22,025
The father lives in Europe somewhere.
631
00:39:22,234 --> 00:39:25,570
The little girl, Ally, she thinks
it's all her fault.
632
00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:28,615
Bastard. He won't
get away with this!
633
00:39:28,866 --> 00:39:30,992
You got that right.
634
00:39:31,452 --> 00:39:32,660
What?
635
00:39:34,580 --> 00:39:37,082
Hand me that bottle
of Bug-B-Gon, will you?
636
00:39:37,333 --> 00:39:38,666
Arthur, what?
637
00:39:42,046 --> 00:39:44,047
Something going on, Artie?
638
00:39:46,133 --> 00:39:48,343
Your mobster friend
gonna do something?
639
00:39:50,971 --> 00:39:54,265
If I had any balls,
I would do it myself.
640
00:39:54,558 --> 00:39:57,852
You do have balls.
That's why you're not like him.
641
00:39:58,104 --> 00:39:59,145
Fuck it.
642
00:39:59,772 --> 00:40:00,897
Fuck the world!
643
00:40:02,066 --> 00:40:04,150
This isn't making a slob
take his hat off.
644
00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:08,530
This is beating a man to death
or cutting his balls off, or what?
645
00:40:10,282 --> 00:40:12,325
You can't tell me
he doesn't deserve it!
646
00:40:13,327 --> 00:40:14,744
Okay, but...
647
00:40:15,287 --> 00:40:17,664
Listen, think about
what you're saying!
648
00:40:17,873 --> 00:40:19,582
Yeah, you tell me.
649
00:40:19,875 --> 00:40:23,378
Who's worse, Tony Soprano
or that child-molesting fuck?
650
00:40:24,171 --> 00:40:27,715
I trusted him. I'd like to
rip his heart out of his chest!
651
00:40:27,925 --> 00:40:31,511
Jesus Christ, I cannot believe
you only think about yourself!
652
00:40:31,804 --> 00:40:32,887
Myself?
653
00:40:34,014 --> 00:40:35,598
Myself?
654
00:40:36,350 --> 00:40:38,351
I resent that, Charmaine.
655
00:40:50,406 --> 00:40:53,366
Junior, what the fuck?
What's the matter?
656
00:40:55,202 --> 00:40:57,412
What?
That bullshit with the sushi?
657
00:40:59,915 --> 00:41:03,710
No. I don't know what he
was talking about. He babbles.
658
00:41:04,378 --> 00:41:05,879
- What?
- You're another one!
659
00:41:06,088 --> 00:41:08,673
Me?
He completely lacked respect.
660
00:41:08,883 --> 00:41:11,885
I'm tired of having to make
excuses for him.
661
00:41:12,052 --> 00:41:14,888
- It isn't right.
- Because he's a mental weakling.
662
00:41:15,055 --> 00:41:17,098
- I know.
- You don't know shit!
663
00:41:22,271 --> 00:41:24,522
He's seeing a psychiatrist.
664
00:41:24,773 --> 00:41:26,024
How about that?
665
00:41:26,275 --> 00:41:30,403
My nephew is seeing a psychiatrist.
It makes me want to cry.
666
00:41:30,571 --> 00:41:31,571
No shit?
667
00:41:31,906 --> 00:41:35,241
The indictment's being prepared.
He's spilling his guts!
668
00:41:35,493 --> 00:41:37,118
I fucking knew it.
669
00:41:37,369 --> 00:41:39,954
No, you didn't know it.
I just told you.
670
00:41:43,792 --> 00:41:46,586
God knows how much
of our family business he has.
671
00:41:46,754 --> 00:41:49,756
- If the place is bugged?
- That's not admissible.
672
00:41:49,965 --> 00:41:54,594
It's that doctor-patient privilege.
Just like us and Melvoin.
673
00:41:54,803 --> 00:41:57,764
Melvoin's a lawyer.
He's in the fucking ballpark.
674
00:41:57,932 --> 00:42:00,808
Suppose this shrink gets
scared or something?
675
00:42:01,101 --> 00:42:03,686
Remember those two brothers
in California?
676
00:42:03,938 --> 00:42:05,772
They whacked their parents?
677
00:42:05,981 --> 00:42:07,899
The shrink was in a witness chair.
678
00:42:09,652 --> 00:42:10,860
Shit.
679
00:42:14,198 --> 00:42:16,533
Anthony wants to play games, okay.
680
00:42:16,742 --> 00:42:18,493
I taught him games.
681
00:42:20,204 --> 00:42:22,705
I taught him how to play baseball.
682
00:42:26,752 --> 00:42:28,336
Talking about clipping him?
683
00:42:28,546 --> 00:42:30,547
Nobody would slap my wrist if I did.
684
00:42:33,259 --> 00:42:35,385
Guys in prison have done
half the damage he has.
685
00:42:35,636 --> 00:42:39,389
The judicial system has improved
in dealing with sexual predators.
686
00:42:39,598 --> 00:42:41,391
Oh, yeah. Let's impeach him.
687
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:44,018
If you're telling me of intent
to harm him...
688
00:42:44,311 --> 00:42:47,438
I must warn you of my duty to
alert law enforcement.
689
00:42:47,648 --> 00:42:49,023
Why do I tell you anything?
690
00:42:49,316 --> 00:42:53,820
I'm interested in why you feel
punishing this man falls upon you.
691
00:42:54,029 --> 00:42:56,114
- It doesn't fall upon you.
- What?
692
00:42:56,365 --> 00:42:58,408
What would you do?
You'd call the cops...
693
00:42:58,617 --> 00:43:01,244
who'd get some judge,
who'd give him counseling...
694
00:43:01,495 --> 00:43:05,957
to talk about his unhappy childhood,
and we could have sympathy for him.
695
00:43:06,166 --> 00:43:08,167
Because he's the victim, right?
696
00:43:08,335 --> 00:43:11,045
You know what you do?
You ignore the truth.
697
00:43:11,255 --> 00:43:13,464
Discredit psychology all you want.
698
00:43:13,757 --> 00:43:18,136
But I continue to ask the question.
Why do you think you...
699
00:43:19,054 --> 00:43:21,639
always have to set things right?
700
00:43:29,940 --> 00:43:32,191
Hey, Paulie, is Tony in?
701
00:43:32,443 --> 00:43:33,735
- Tony?
- Artie.
702
00:43:33,986 --> 00:43:35,278
I got to talk to you.
703
00:43:35,487 --> 00:43:36,613
I'm busy right now.
704
00:43:37,281 --> 00:43:38,406
I got to talk to you.
705
00:43:40,034 --> 00:43:43,202
All right. We'll finish
later, all right?
706
00:43:55,382 --> 00:43:56,799
Come on in.
707
00:44:04,224 --> 00:44:08,436
It's about the thing.
708
00:44:08,729 --> 00:44:09,812
You know what?
709
00:44:10,898 --> 00:44:15,318
- Nothing's happened yet, has it?
- Just got to make the call.
710
00:44:15,944 --> 00:44:18,738
- I'm savoring the moment.
- Call it off.
711
00:44:19,073 --> 00:44:21,115
Don't worry about it.
712
00:44:21,367 --> 00:44:22,617
You don't go near this.
713
00:44:22,910 --> 00:44:25,578
I don't care about that.
It's wrong, Tony.
714
00:44:26,246 --> 00:44:29,415
- You can't do it.
- It's wrong?
715
00:44:29,625 --> 00:44:30,750
What he did isn't?
716
00:44:31,126 --> 00:44:33,252
I'm begging you.
I hate the guy too.
717
00:44:34,963 --> 00:44:36,214
What do you want to do?
718
00:44:37,758 --> 00:44:39,967
Want to call the cops?
Here's the phone.
719
00:44:41,470 --> 00:44:42,470
They'll arrest him.
720
00:44:42,971 --> 00:44:45,598
And he'll get out in two
years and move north.
721
00:44:45,808 --> 00:44:46,933
And then?
722
00:44:47,142 --> 00:44:49,644
He'll teach girls' soccer
and start all over.
723
00:44:49,853 --> 00:44:53,606
You don't think I want to rip him
apart like a chicken?
724
00:44:53,857 --> 00:44:57,568
I drove by his house.
I almost got out.
725
00:44:58,779 --> 00:44:59,779
But you didn't.
726
00:45:00,572 --> 00:45:02,782
Something happens to him,
who does it help?
727
00:45:03,117 --> 00:45:05,785
His daughter? That girl?
728
00:45:06,036 --> 00:45:07,412
No. You, Tony.
729
00:45:07,621 --> 00:45:12,750
And Silvio and me and whoever.
It's just gonna make us feel better.
730
00:45:13,127 --> 00:45:17,630
So don't even think about calling this
justice. Leave it to the cops.
731
00:45:17,923 --> 00:45:19,966
Look, let me ask you a question.
732
00:45:20,217 --> 00:45:23,636
Who are you, coming in here
talking to me like this?!
733
00:45:24,596 --> 00:45:27,765
Now, your boyfriend is finished.
You deal with it!
734
00:45:27,975 --> 00:45:28,975
Okay?
735
00:45:29,268 --> 00:45:31,477
Tony, don't do it.
736
00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:33,146
This is me asking you.
737
00:45:33,355 --> 00:45:34,939
Why don't you get out?!
738
00:45:35,149 --> 00:45:36,524
Come on.
739
00:45:36,775 --> 00:45:38,651
Get the fuck out, go!
740
00:45:38,819 --> 00:45:40,278
Let's go!
741
00:45:40,529 --> 00:45:42,155
Come on, come on!
742
00:47:01,401 --> 00:47:03,903
Corrado?
743
00:47:04,112 --> 00:47:07,740
I was worried! You usually call
me when you're this late.
744
00:47:08,534 --> 00:47:13,329
I bought us some barbecued chicken,
salad and lemon meringue pie.
745
00:47:13,580 --> 00:47:15,248
But I got hungry and ate.
746
00:47:15,499 --> 00:47:17,583
Did I tell you to
keep your mouth shut?!
747
00:47:18,168 --> 00:47:21,128
Did I tell you to keep
your goddamn mouth shut?!
748
00:47:21,380 --> 00:47:22,797
Don't hit me!
749
00:47:40,524 --> 00:47:42,608
You stupid fucking
blabbermouth cunt!
750
00:47:44,278 --> 00:47:46,112
I don't understand!
751
00:47:46,446 --> 00:47:50,825
Get your pencils and your crap
and don't be here tomorrow!
752
00:47:52,035 --> 00:47:53,870
No, Corrado. Don't leave.
753
00:47:54,204 --> 00:47:56,205
I love you!
754
00:47:57,875 --> 00:48:00,209
I am so sorry!
755
00:48:00,794 --> 00:48:02,587
No, Corrado!
756
00:48:23,984 --> 00:48:25,902
- Yeah?
- You there at the place?
757
00:48:26,111 --> 00:48:27,361
Is he in the house?
758
00:48:27,613 --> 00:48:30,489
Fuck it. Walk away.
759
00:48:30,699 --> 00:48:32,366
Just walk away.
Don't do it.
760
00:48:32,576 --> 00:48:34,577
Fuck!
761
00:48:34,786 --> 00:48:35,828
All right.
762
00:48:36,038 --> 00:48:38,831
- Leave it alone.
- Yeah. No problem.
763
00:48:39,124 --> 00:48:41,918
Son of a bitch!
764
00:48:42,169 --> 00:48:45,254
Colleagues and neighbors
were shocked...
765
00:48:45,464 --> 00:48:48,257
to hear of charges brought
against Hauser...
766
00:48:48,467 --> 00:48:51,844
coach of the Verbum Dei
high school girls' soccer team.
767
00:48:52,137 --> 00:48:54,680
Alerted by a friend of
the alleged victim...
768
00:48:54,848 --> 00:48:57,350
whose name cannot be revealed...
769
00:48:57,684 --> 00:49:00,186
police issued a warrant
for his arrest.
770
00:49:11,490 --> 00:49:12,907
- Tony.
- Carmela.
771
00:49:14,534 --> 00:49:19,580
Tony, Jesus! You smell
like Lord Calvert.
772
00:49:25,295 --> 00:49:26,337
Tony.
773
00:49:42,729 --> 00:49:44,563
What is with you tonight?
774
00:49:47,734 --> 00:49:49,568
Tony, what is this?
775
00:49:51,196 --> 00:49:52,571
Jesus!
776
00:49:52,781 --> 00:49:54,156
Mixed with alcohol!
777
00:49:54,408 --> 00:49:57,243
Tony, that's wonderful.
Happy trails.
778
00:49:57,536 --> 00:49:59,078
Here, let's get you to bed.
779
00:49:59,663 --> 00:50:00,913
Carmela.
780
00:50:01,164 --> 00:50:02,581
Carmela.
781
00:50:05,335 --> 00:50:06,752
I didn't hurt nobody.
782
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:25,396
Call the shrink. Tell her the
town's gonna give her a fucking bonus.
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