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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:24,442 --> 00:00:26,402 Hello again, everybody, I'm Jim Lampley. 2 00:00:26,569 --> 00:00:28,612 Certain athletes are born enemies: 3 00:00:28,779 --> 00:00:31,032 Bird and Magic. Ali and Frazier. 4 00:00:31,198 --> 00:00:32,908 Nancy Kerrigan and Tonya Harding. 5 00:00:33,075 --> 00:00:36,203 But the fiercest rivalry was between two fighters from Pittsburgh... 6 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:38,539 ...with the names Razor and Kid. 7 00:00:38,706 --> 00:00:41,250 ANNOUNCER: The fight of the year! Both men exhausted. 8 00:00:41,417 --> 00:00:43,127 LAMPLEY: 1982, Pittsburgh. 9 00:00:43,294 --> 00:00:46,464 Razor and Kid, both undefeated top-ranked contenders... 10 00:00:46,630 --> 00:00:48,883 ...divide the city in a spectacular war. 11 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:52,970 ANNOUNCER: Now Kid's smelling blood, punishing Razor... 12 00:00:53,137 --> 00:00:54,430 ...with a relentless fury. 13 00:00:55,347 --> 00:00:58,893 And down goes Razor. Down goes Razor. 14 00:00:59,060 --> 00:01:00,227 Down goes Razor. 15 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:01,896 LAMPLEY". The brutal 15-round bout... 16 00:01:02,063 --> 00:01:05,316 ...is still considered one of the greatest fights of the '80s. 17 00:01:05,691 --> 00:01:07,735 Kid and Razor quickly rose to superstardom. 18 00:01:07,902 --> 00:01:12,656 And the man behind their meteoric ascent was the late fight impresario, Dante Slate. 19 00:01:12,823 --> 00:01:15,659 My dad was king of the ring and bringer of the bling. 20 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:18,496 And that makes me royalty, blessed with all his powers. 21 00:01:18,662 --> 00:01:21,957 MAN: Really good, Dante, but don't look into the camera. Just look at me. 22 00:01:22,124 --> 00:01:24,794 I don't know. It's better when I'm connecting with people. 23 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:27,171 MAN: Yeah, I don't think-- - What's up, people? 24 00:01:27,338 --> 00:01:29,173 LAMPLEY". As the world clamored for a rematch... 25 00:01:29,340 --> 00:01:32,760 ...Slate knew that ratings would turn to dollar signs for both fighters. 26 00:01:32,927 --> 00:01:35,513 ANNOUNCER: What a turn of events! Unbelievable! 27 00:01:35,679 --> 00:01:37,681 LAMPLEY". The rematch drew the biggest audience... 28 00:01:37,848 --> 00:01:40,142 ...since the Thrilla in Manila nine years earlier. 29 00:01:40,851 --> 00:01:41,936 ANNOUNCER: Kid goes down! 30 00:01:42,103 --> 00:01:44,021 LAMPLEY". But this time, the story was different. 31 00:01:44,188 --> 00:01:48,317 Razor soundly defeated Kid in a lopsided victory that was over in four rounds. 32 00:01:48,484 --> 00:01:52,363 What lay ahead was the grudge match that would've brought each fighter millions. 33 00:01:52,696 --> 00:01:55,032 Then came an announcement that shocked the world. 34 00:01:55,199 --> 00:01:57,868 Today, I'm announcing my retirement from professional boxing. 35 00:01:58,035 --> 00:01:59,453 [REPORTERS SHOUTING] 36 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:02,123 The man's a coward. I'm gonna get my rematch. 37 00:02:02,289 --> 00:02:04,792 You hear me, Razor? I'm getting my ****ing rematch! 38 00:02:04,959 --> 00:02:08,504 Sharp has declined to comment further on his decision to this very day. 39 00:02:08,671 --> 00:02:11,257 And sadly, like many former professional athletes... 40 00:02:11,423 --> 00:02:14,510 ...he lost his fortune just years after his retirement. 41 00:02:14,677 --> 00:02:17,471 Razor went back to Benson Shipbuilders in 1987... 42 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:19,640 ...where he had worked before he went pro. 43 00:02:19,807 --> 00:02:25,396 As the spotlight faded, Kid became a pitchman for everything from Jockey to jock itch. 44 00:02:25,563 --> 00:02:26,564 [ALL CHEER] 45 00:02:26,730 --> 00:02:30,151 Today, he runs a successful car dealership and a popular restaurant in Pittsburgh. 46 00:02:30,317 --> 00:02:31,360 ALL: Hey! 47 00:02:31,527 --> 00:02:33,571 LAMPLEY". Still, one can almost imagine him tonight... 48 00:02:33,737 --> 00:02:35,990 ...on the 30th anniversary of the fight that never was... 49 00:02:36,157 --> 00:02:38,576 ...contemplating yet another year of growing older... 50 00:02:38,742 --> 00:02:41,078 ...obsessed with a fight that never happened... 51 00:02:41,245 --> 00:02:42,663 ...and never will. 52 00:02:43,205 --> 00:02:46,584 - And just for the record, I never had jock itch. WOMAN: Ha, ha. 53 00:02:46,750 --> 00:02:48,085 I'm just a great actor. 54 00:02:48,252 --> 00:02:50,004 [ALL LAUGHING] 55 00:03:07,646 --> 00:03:09,106 Hey, champ. How's it going? 56 00:03:09,273 --> 00:03:11,775 RAZOR: Don't call me "champ." Come on. I got your "champ." 57 00:03:11,942 --> 00:03:14,612 Ha-ha-ha! A little early to start drinking. 58 00:03:14,778 --> 00:03:16,197 You still got it! 59 00:03:17,489 --> 00:03:19,241 I got nothing! 60 00:03:20,659 --> 00:03:22,536 [MEN CHEERING AND CLAPPING] 61 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:25,706 Guys. All right, yeah. 62 00:03:25,873 --> 00:03:27,291 - Walter. - Hey. 63 00:03:27,458 --> 00:03:30,669 - What the hell is happening? - You didn't see yourself on TV? 64 00:03:30,836 --> 00:03:33,547 I don't have a TV. Bad for the brain. 65 00:03:33,714 --> 00:03:36,133 There was this thing on about you and Kid. 66 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:38,344 Oh, who cares about that? 67 00:03:38,510 --> 00:03:39,887 Man, come on, like... 68 00:03:40,054 --> 00:03:42,056 Why'd you drop out? Seriously. 69 00:03:42,223 --> 00:03:43,557 - You really wanna know? - Yeah. 70 00:03:43,974 --> 00:03:45,559 Never told anybody this... 71 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:47,269 ...but, deep inside... 72 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:49,980 ...I wanna dance. 73 00:03:50,481 --> 00:03:52,274 - I wanna dance. The Bristol Stomp. - Ha-ha-ha. 74 00:03:52,441 --> 00:03:55,152 - The Ching-a-Ling. Pony. - Stop, you really need to get a TV. 75 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:57,446 You don't know a good thing when you see it. 76 00:03:57,613 --> 00:03:59,114 [WALTER LAUGHING] 77 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:12,336 MAN: What's it like? KID: It's strong, but it goes down easy. 78 00:04:12,503 --> 00:04:14,838 [RIM SHOT ON DRUMS THEN AUDIENCE LAUGHS] 79 00:04:15,005 --> 00:04:18,175 No, but seriously. Did you know that Razor Sharp was ambidextrous? 80 00:04:18,342 --> 00:04:19,635 No, I hadn't heard that. 81 00:04:19,802 --> 00:04:23,013 Yeah, you can knock him out with either hand. 82 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:26,308 Kind of like how you went down over and over in that last fight. 83 00:04:26,475 --> 00:04:28,310 AUDIENCE: Ooh. KID: Got a comedian in the house. 84 00:04:28,477 --> 00:04:31,105 Sir, why do you have to be so rude to me in my own place? 85 00:04:31,272 --> 00:04:33,274 Easy, Kid, that's a lady you're talking to. 86 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:37,194 Are you sure, Joey, because this guy's got a real set of balls on him. 87 00:04:37,361 --> 00:04:38,862 [ALL LAUGH] 88 00:04:39,029 --> 00:04:43,367 Hey, asshole. It's been 30 years since those fights. Your shit's getting boring. 89 00:04:43,534 --> 00:04:47,037 Look, I wasn't prepared for that fight. I was arrogant. I was overconfident. 90 00:04:47,204 --> 00:04:48,580 I just didn't train enough. 91 00:04:48,747 --> 00:04:52,376 Unless you call having sexual intercourse 16 times a week adequate training. 92 00:04:52,543 --> 00:04:54,545 But don't worry, honey, you would've been safe. 93 00:04:54,712 --> 00:04:56,255 AUDIENCE: Ooh! 94 00:04:56,422 --> 00:04:59,133 Aha! We got a good audience tonight. 95 00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:02,094 - Mr. Conlon, come on. Let me in, man. LIGHTNING: No, go away! 96 00:05:03,554 --> 00:05:05,639 Hey, what's going on? What's the problem? 97 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:08,892 He barricaded himself in with his scooter. Second time this week. 98 00:05:09,059 --> 00:05:11,228 Second time? Sorry, Nora. 99 00:05:11,395 --> 00:05:13,939 Lightning, it's me. What's the problem? 100 00:05:14,106 --> 00:05:16,984 LIGHTNING: That degenerate out there! He replaced my girl, Maria! 101 00:05:17,151 --> 00:05:20,654 Hey, don't say that. You don't even know the guy. He looks like a nice guy. 102 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:23,198 LIGHTNING: No! Maria gives me the sponge bath! 103 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:26,660 Not this guy. His hands are like 80 grit sandpaper. 104 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:29,913 And he's throwing himself into it too much, if you know what I mean. 105 00:05:30,456 --> 00:05:32,916 Christ, I've never been so clean in my entire life. 106 00:05:33,083 --> 00:05:34,752 - Hey, I'm just doing my job. - I know. 107 00:05:34,918 --> 00:05:37,087 LIGHTNING: Yeah, that's what my scoutmaster said. 108 00:05:37,629 --> 00:05:40,341 Mr. Sharp, we've had this conversation before. 109 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:44,094 I appreciate it, but he's just going through a bad time. He'll get over it. 110 00:05:44,261 --> 00:05:46,430 He's gonna have to start looking for another facility. 111 00:05:46,597 --> 00:05:48,932 - Okay. No problem. - Sorry. 112 00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:53,270 LIGHTNING: Wait, wait, wait. Let me back up. Wait! 113 00:05:53,437 --> 00:05:54,480 [HEARING AID BEEPING] 114 00:05:54,646 --> 00:05:58,942 What kind of man knowingly takes a job where he's gotta wash another man's balls? 115 00:05:59,109 --> 00:06:01,612 He's a hero as far as I'm concerned, pal. Heh. 116 00:06:01,779 --> 00:06:03,447 You watch that TV show last night? 117 00:06:03,614 --> 00:06:05,032 Yeah, I heard. 118 00:06:05,199 --> 00:06:08,118 - Listen, uh, your thing. Turn it down. - What? 119 00:06:08,285 --> 00:06:12,331 Oh, the hearing aid. Goddamn thing drives me crazy. 120 00:06:12,498 --> 00:06:15,667 - Feel like R2-freaking-DZ. -Heh. 121 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:18,879 Well, I'm still steamed up over that show last night. 122 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:21,298 - You could've beaten that punk. - Save your breath. 123 00:06:21,465 --> 00:06:23,884 That book is closed. Why does everybody wanna open that book? 124 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:27,388 Just forget about it. Let it go. Sleeping dogs and all that. 125 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:29,556 They told me about the new meds. You try them? 126 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:33,977 They say they'll add a couple of years to your life. Maybe you'll reach, heh, 1000? 127 00:06:34,144 --> 00:06:37,147 What difference does it make? I can't afford them and you're not paying. 128 00:06:37,314 --> 00:06:38,732 You done enough already. 129 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:41,985 Hey. No, no. It's all right. I'll take care of it. Don't worry. 130 00:06:42,152 --> 00:06:44,196 You're the only one that's never screwed me over. 131 00:06:44,363 --> 00:06:46,323 That's gotta count for something. 132 00:06:46,490 --> 00:06:49,660 Don't change the subject. I'm still very, very pissed off at you. 133 00:06:50,411 --> 00:06:54,832 Pissed off at me? The fight was 30 years ago. You gotta let it go. 134 00:06:54,998 --> 00:06:58,043 Man, we had so much on the table. Why did you walk away? 135 00:06:58,210 --> 00:07:01,630 We could be sitting in hot tubs now with big-ass blonds. 136 00:07:01,797 --> 00:07:04,508 Heh, heh. Yeah. You can't swim. 137 00:07:05,259 --> 00:07:06,802 You would've drowned. 138 00:07:06,969 --> 00:07:10,055 On that note, I'll leave you with the blonds you'll never have. 139 00:07:10,222 --> 00:07:13,142 Tell Mr. Sandpaper Hands I want my two sleeping pills. 140 00:07:13,308 --> 00:07:15,310 -It's 10 in the morning. - Then I want four. 141 00:07:15,477 --> 00:07:18,689 I wanna be dreaming of all them hookers that you deprived me of. 142 00:07:18,856 --> 00:07:19,982 [CHUCKLES] 143 00:07:27,072 --> 00:07:28,198 Hey! 144 00:07:29,324 --> 00:07:32,411 Hey, you can't park here. 145 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:35,706 Take it easy, man. I'm the Ghost of Christmas Present. 146 00:07:35,873 --> 00:07:36,915 Really? 147 00:07:37,291 --> 00:07:39,334 Oh, come on, Razor. Razor. 148 00:07:40,335 --> 00:07:43,881 It's Dante Jr. Don't act like I didn't grow up to be a fine looking man. 149 00:07:44,047 --> 00:07:46,091 Right. Too bad your father didn't show up... 150 00:07:46,258 --> 00:07:49,386 ...so I can belt him for taking what was left of my purses. 151 00:07:49,845 --> 00:07:53,557 - Dad passed away last year. - If you didn't see him dead, I wouldn't trust that. 152 00:07:53,724 --> 00:07:54,975 I did. 153 00:07:57,895 --> 00:07:59,563 Now you make me feel a little bad. 154 00:08:00,272 --> 00:08:03,066 - Wanna come in or something? - I would love to come in, Razor. 155 00:08:03,484 --> 00:08:07,821 You look good. Hey, should I roll my window up? Is this a good area? 156 00:08:09,865 --> 00:08:13,494 Tuna fish, some overripe bananas that you probably bought on sale. 157 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:14,786 You shop like my grandmom. 158 00:08:14,953 --> 00:08:18,665 Bananas are a good source of potassium and I had double coupons for the fish. 159 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:22,920 That's not fish. Fish is like a sushi. That's a step above cat food, Razor. 160 00:08:23,086 --> 00:08:26,924 It's dolphin safe and I don't sweat the extra nickel because it's the right thing. 161 00:08:27,466 --> 00:08:29,218 Not my business. Your house, sorry. 162 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:31,678 What is this? It's like a mouse or something? 163 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:32,930 - What is that? RAZOR: A dog. 164 00:08:33,096 --> 00:08:35,349 - A dog? -It's a dog. 165 00:08:35,516 --> 00:08:38,435 - So why you here, Junior? - Why am I here? 166 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:41,522 You know what this is, Razor? 167 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:43,273 A bad movie? 168 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:45,108 -It's a video game. - Right. 169 00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:47,361 When did they unfreeze you, Captain America? 170 00:08:47,945 --> 00:08:50,864 "Captain America"? You know, I'd like to take you down a peg... 171 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:53,200 ...but it looks like somebody beat me to it. 172 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:56,411 A height joke. That was good. That's original. 173 00:08:56,578 --> 00:08:58,372 Height ain't nothing but a number. 174 00:08:58,539 --> 00:09:01,583 See, in Thailand, I'm in the 95th percentile. I'm okay over there. 175 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:04,419 So, what you say can't hurt my feelings. Let's talk turkey. 176 00:09:04,586 --> 00:09:06,880 The guys that made this game saw your HBO special. 177 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:09,841 They loved it. I loved it. Did I tell you? I really did. 178 00:09:10,008 --> 00:09:11,969 Anyway, they wanna put you and Kid in the game. 179 00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:14,304 Okay? Before you say anything, hear me out. 180 00:09:14,471 --> 00:09:18,392 All they do is videotape you throwing a couple punches, record you making noises. 181 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:20,811 Unh! Unh! Ugh! I'm gonna kill you. 182 00:09:20,978 --> 00:09:23,397 Except in a white guy's voice. They don't wanna scare anybody. 183 00:09:23,564 --> 00:09:25,524 - That's how simple this is. - It ain't that simple. 184 00:09:25,691 --> 00:09:29,528 - I can't be in the same room as that guy. - Okay, okay. Now listen. Slow down. 185 00:09:29,695 --> 00:09:31,947 That's the case, I'll bring you in on separate days. 186 00:09:32,114 --> 00:09:34,533 You're talking less than an hour for 10 grand. 187 00:09:35,117 --> 00:09:37,494 Ten grand, man. Easy. 188 00:09:37,953 --> 00:09:39,913 No. Not worth it. 189 00:09:40,872 --> 00:09:43,834 The hell you mean, it ain't worth it? I'm looking at your house! 190 00:09:44,001 --> 00:09:45,586 No. You're obviously doing well... 191 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:48,755 ...with all this F-you mouse sculpture making money you got. 192 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:51,174 It's a dog and I don't do it for money. 193 00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:53,635 Tell you what, you wanna play hardball? Twelve Gs. 194 00:09:53,802 --> 00:09:55,971 Twelve Gs. I pulled it out my ass. Twelve Gs. 195 00:09:56,138 --> 00:09:58,515 I'll get 12 Gs, you knickknack-making son of a bitch. 196 00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:06,440 I don't like the way you looking at me, as if... 197 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:10,360 Stubborn piece of shit. 198 00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:13,030 You were right to rip him off, Daddy. You should've. 199 00:10:13,614 --> 00:10:17,409 Come here with a perfectly damn good deal, you gonna throw it back in my face? 200 00:10:17,576 --> 00:10:20,871 Like I'm crazy? Okay. That's fine. 201 00:10:22,205 --> 00:10:24,082 [ENGINE SPUTTERING] 202 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:26,793 Piece of shit! 203 00:10:28,045 --> 00:10:29,880 [ENGINE SPUTTERING] 204 00:10:36,595 --> 00:10:37,638 Damn it! 205 00:10:41,058 --> 00:10:42,643 [HORN HONKS] [KNOCK ON WINDOW] 206 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,394 I'll do it for 15. 207 00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:47,230 But I don't wanna see him. 208 00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:49,900 Done and done. That is done. 209 00:10:50,067 --> 00:10:51,485 Ha, ha. 210 00:10:51,652 --> 00:10:54,196 Hey, Raze, real quick. Do you got any jumper cables? 211 00:10:54,946 --> 00:10:56,573 You think you can give me a jump? 212 00:10:56,740 --> 00:10:57,783 No. 213 00:10:58,533 --> 00:10:59,660 Okay, it's fine. 214 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:00,952 I'll figure it out. 215 00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:04,164 You've made the right decision. It's gonna be great. 216 00:11:04,790 --> 00:11:06,291 Thank you, Raze! 217 00:11:07,959 --> 00:11:10,337 He said yes! Whoo! 218 00:11:13,924 --> 00:11:15,300 Excuse me! 219 00:11:28,939 --> 00:11:33,026 Come on! It's like ripping off a Band-Aid. Just come in here and get it over with. 220 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,945 RAZOR: This is stupid. What is this mess? 221 00:11:35,112 --> 00:11:37,114 "This mess" is the future. 222 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:40,492 Now, come on, Razor. I don't got time to be playing with you all day. 223 00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:44,871 [LAUGHING] 224 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,124 You got male camel toe. 225 00:11:47,833 --> 00:11:49,292 You look like Buzz Lightyear. 226 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:52,087 "To infinity and beyond!" Stop it. 227 00:11:52,254 --> 00:11:54,172 I'm playing. Come on, man. 228 00:11:54,715 --> 00:11:57,884 - I'm not doing this. - What you talking about? You look great. 229 00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:01,722 - I wish I could put you in a martini glass. - I've never been this uncomfortable. 230 00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:05,142 Will you relax? It's gonna take you a few minutes. How bad could it be? 231 00:12:05,308 --> 00:12:06,476 And fix your crotch, man. 232 00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:09,062 [LAUGHS] 233 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,231 MAN: We're ready. DANTE: We're good, Raze. Let's go. 234 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:13,191 MAN: Looks good, huh? DANTE: Money time, baby. 235 00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:16,653 Looks good. Okay, Razor. Let's throw some jabs at Wilbur the dummy. 236 00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:18,613 - We're recording your punch form. RAZOR: Okay. 237 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:21,908 One, two. One, two. 238 00:12:22,993 --> 00:12:25,370 Okay. Can you put a little oomph into it? 239 00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:27,914 Heh. This is stupid. 240 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,458 Let's try, okay? 241 00:12:29,624 --> 00:12:31,793 Act like the dummy is real and the dummy's hitting back. 242 00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:36,089 Imagine that somebody just sold you a overpriced can of tuna. There you go. 243 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,175 Come on, Razor! Imagine it's Kid. 244 00:12:39,134 --> 00:12:40,594 [GRUNTS] 245 00:12:41,470 --> 00:12:43,138 - That's good. - Huh? Damn right, it's good. 246 00:12:43,305 --> 00:12:45,682 KID: Hey, I hope I don't look like that big of an asshole. 247 00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:49,060 RAZOR: You set me up? - Nobody set anybody up, Razor. 248 00:12:49,227 --> 00:12:52,189 - What'd I tell you? I told you to come in 1:00. - I came early. 249 00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:55,567 I wanted to see my old friend. He's been ducking me 30 years. I missed him. 250 00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:58,528 It don't look like you're missing any meals. I'm out of here. 251 00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:02,699 No, you're not. Not till you admit that you quit because you were scared of me. 252 00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:04,701 - Why do you talk like that? - What do you mean? 253 00:13:04,868 --> 00:13:06,995 - Just admit it. It's true. - You know what? 254 00:13:07,162 --> 00:13:09,122 I'm getting out of here, and I'm asking nice. 255 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:10,874 - Or what? - Just get out of the way. 256 00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:15,378 Listen. Those punches might get these nerds all hot under the pants, but you know what? 257 00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:19,549 They're the same half-assed punches you threw 30 years ago when you ran from me. 258 00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:22,385 - Move, or I'm moving you. - Try and move me. Go ahead. 259 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:26,640 You know, maybe you're right. I might pop a disc, you're just so fat. 260 00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:28,683 What weight class you fighting at now, LAP-BAND? 261 00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:32,187 - I can still take you. - Maybe to the prom if you ask nice. 262 00:13:32,354 --> 00:13:33,897 - Pushing your luck now. - Hey! Hey! 263 00:13:34,064 --> 00:13:35,065 I'm sorry. 264 00:13:35,232 --> 00:13:38,068 - I'm sorry. I did it to you, all right? RAZOR: You're just sorry? 265 00:13:38,235 --> 00:13:39,736 You're a lucky guy. 266 00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:42,405 No, no. No! No, man! What are you doing? 267 00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:44,658 - No, no. Razor! MAN: What you doing with that? 268 00:13:44,825 --> 00:13:46,535 - Stop! Stop it! MAN: Oh, man. 269 00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:48,703 [BOTH GRUNTING] 270 00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,248 What are you doing? Stop it. Don't do that! 271 00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:52,415 I would have beat you! 272 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,418 DANTE: You done lost your mind? 273 00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:56,878 Come on, come OH, come on. 274 00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:58,588 Come on. Come on. 275 00:13:58,755 --> 00:13:59,881 DANTE: What are you doing? 276 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:02,926 Guys, this is-- 277 00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:04,761 It's not the behavior of old men! 278 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:10,100 Yo, guys, you gotta see this. Come here. 279 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:12,018 Check this out. 280 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,770 [ALL LAUGHING] 281 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:22,195 [m JAPANESE] 282 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,240 And the number one play of the week. 283 00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:28,201 Check out this clip of two former Light Heavyweight Champs... 284 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,245 ...that is blowing up online. 285 00:14:30,412 --> 00:14:34,958 In fact, Razor Sharp and Kid McDonnen's brawl has gotten so popular... 286 00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:36,418 ...it's gone animated. 287 00:14:36,585 --> 00:14:37,669 KID: Come on, come on. 288 00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:39,629 RAZOR: Unh! You're a lucky guy. 289 00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:45,260 You two some kind of superheroes? 290 00:14:45,427 --> 00:14:48,305 Yeah, I'm the Green Champion and he's the Emerald SuperPussy. 291 00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:49,598 [LAUGHS] 292 00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:52,392 Yeah, must be tough for you, huh? SuperPussy'? 293 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,060 SuperPussy. 294 00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:58,148 You can't run or hide anymore, can you? And you can't ignore me anymore. 295 00:14:58,315 --> 00:15:00,984 Huh? You can't ignore me. Can't ignore me. 296 00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:03,570 Will one of you hurry up and rape this guy, already? 297 00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:05,655 [ALL LAUGH] 298 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,992 Yo, Sharp, McDonnen. You made bail. 299 00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:14,998 Soon as we get out of these cops' eyelines, I'm gonna punch you again. 300 00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:16,833 Tell me so I know when to say "Ow." 301 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:20,170 Ladies! My God, please don't embarrass yourselves any further out here. 302 00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:22,005 Come look at this. Look at this video. 303 00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:23,882 - What's this? -It's going viral. 304 00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:26,343 It's got over, like, a million views right now. 305 00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:28,678 You don't know what I mean by "going viral." 306 00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:30,513 Razor, you know what YouTube is? 307 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:34,517 Neither one of you know what "viral" means? What type of two out-of-touch, old-- 308 00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:35,769 -Hey. -Hey. 309 00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:37,729 Sorry. No, no. Uncalled-for. Forget it. 310 00:15:37,896 --> 00:15:41,274 - Look, it's a video of your fight. KID: That's me? Hey, that's me. 311 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:44,861 - They say the camera adds 10 pounds. - What's your excuse for the other 20? 312 00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:47,781 Do me a favor? Save the verbal jousting for a more important time. 313 00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:49,658 I'm about to lay something huge on you. 314 00:15:49,824 --> 00:15:53,036 I got a company that wants the rematch. December 15th, Palace Theatre. 315 00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:55,664 - They want to pay each of us 75 grand. - Each of us? 316 00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:58,500 I meant each of you. They're gonna pay you 100 grand. 317 00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:03,171 - You just said 75. Now you went to 100? - I was thinking about the thing at the house. 318 00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:04,965 Don't worry, it ain't gonna happen. 319 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,550 Just give me the 15 grand you promised for the game. 320 00:16:07,717 --> 00:16:09,678 Hey, jagoff, you promised him 15 grand? 321 00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:11,054 He did. Give me the money. 322 00:16:11,221 --> 00:16:12,555 They're not gonna pay you. 323 00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:15,141 Lucky if they don't sue for breaking the equip-- 324 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:18,061 - I needed that money. - I should be doing this for the 15. 325 00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:20,689 You should get off me in front of this police station. 326 00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:24,401 - I got more money for you. - Nothing you could offer me. I ain't fighting. 327 00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:25,902 You're still a chickenshit. 328 00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:28,488 - Razor, don't walk away. KID: Why don't you wanna do it? 329 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:31,074 - Please. -It's a chance of a lifetime, you moron. 330 00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:32,409 DANTE: Not helping. Razor! 331 00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:35,537 - What are you provoking him for? KID: I'm not. I didn't do anything. 332 00:16:35,704 --> 00:16:40,000 Well, I did do something, but that's a long time ago. 333 00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:42,585 And that's probably what it is. 334 00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:46,548 I banged his girlfriend. 335 00:16:46,715 --> 00:16:49,718 - I'm sorry, what? - I knocked her up. His girlfriend. 336 00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:52,387 Great segue into information I needed to know earlier. 337 00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:54,723 Probably wasn't a good idea. 338 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:58,059 A momentary lapse in judgment. 339 00:16:58,226 --> 00:16:59,561 I'll say. 340 00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:02,522 Putting your thing where it doesn't belong. That's what you-- 341 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:06,067 I can't-- This is white people shit, man. 342 00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:10,697 Son of a bitch. He ain't ever gonna fight me. 343 00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,949 Can't believe you would. It's insane. 344 00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:16,286 Oh, yeah? What? Give me one reason. 345 00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:18,455 You're old. You're fat. 346 00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:21,124 You got a bad back. You got weak knees. 347 00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:22,292 You're fat. 348 00:17:22,459 --> 00:17:25,128 Hey, you know, don't sugarcoat it. Be honest. 349 00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:30,633 Ah... 350 00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:32,927 It ain't gonna happen anyway. 351 00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:34,471 It's never gonna happen. 352 00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:36,639 Thank God for that. 353 00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:50,403 Walter, where you going? 354 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:54,282 More layoffs, man. After 30 years, they let me go just like that. 355 00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:55,492 You're kidding. 356 00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:58,411 Hey, Razor, boss needs to see you. 357 00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:01,706 Least you don't have a family, man. 358 00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:06,961 [HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING INDISTINCTLY ON RADIO] 359 00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:09,172 Okay, Razor. 360 00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:11,007 No, done and done. 361 00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:14,052 Hey, hey, look, get off my phone before you change your mind. 362 00:18:14,219 --> 00:18:16,012 Okay, man. Bye. 363 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:21,851 I am done with you! That's right. It is over, you piece of shit. 364 00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:24,854 Hell, yeah! 365 00:18:25,188 --> 00:18:26,523 Yo! Get back in your car! 366 00:18:26,689 --> 00:18:28,942 Ain't my car no more, bitch! Okay? I'm getting a new one! 367 00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:30,276 [HORN HONKS] 368 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,362 Sorry! I just won a cracker lottery! 369 00:18:32,529 --> 00:18:33,863 Thank you, Jesus! 370 00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:38,576 Thirty years! Thirty goddamn years! 371 00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:42,372 Yes! Yes! Yes! 372 00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:43,540 Yes, yes, yes! 373 00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:45,333 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! 374 00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:48,128 Yes! Yes! 375 00:18:50,213 --> 00:18:51,673 Phew. 376 00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:53,758 [PANTING] 377 00:18:55,176 --> 00:18:56,803 I gotta get in shape. 378 00:19:22,245 --> 00:19:25,748 All right, Pittsburgh. Who's ready to make history, huh? 379 00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:26,916 I love it. 380 00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:30,044 Okay, without further ado, I'd like to reintroduce to the world... 381 00:19:30,211 --> 00:19:33,339 ...Billy "The Kid" McDonnen and Henry "Razor" Sharp! 382 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:34,591 Come on, now! 383 00:19:34,757 --> 00:19:36,342 [MILD APPLAUSE] 384 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:39,012 - Thought you said there'd be a crowd. - Trust me. Sit. 385 00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:41,181 I want you all to forget two things: 386 00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:44,100 The Rumble in the Jungle, the Thrilla in Manila. 387 00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:46,102 But what you will never forget... 388 00:19:49,272 --> 00:19:51,149 Grudgement Day! Questions. 389 00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:54,235 MAN 1: Uh, is this fight some kind of joke? - No, it's not. Next question. 390 00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:57,989 If one of you gets knocked down, is it safe to say that you've fallen and you can't get up? 391 00:19:58,156 --> 00:19:59,282 [AUDIENCE CHUCKLES] 392 00:19:59,449 --> 00:20:01,910 Okay. Does anybody have a real question? 393 00:20:02,076 --> 00:20:04,871 Razor, who do you think is in better shape? You or the Kid? 394 00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:06,956 Depends what kind of shape you're talking about. 395 00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:09,584 - If it's round, he is. - Ha, ha. 396 00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:13,129 - So who's gonna train you? - Who's gonna train me? Frankie Brite. 397 00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:14,339 MAN 2: Really? - Mm-hm. 398 00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:17,967 MAN 2: Isn't he training Geronimo Padilla? KID: He is, but he's gonna train me too. 399 00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:23,306 What precautions are you taking? At your age, this really does seem dangerous, even deadly. 400 00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:27,435 Understand something. This fight will be cleared as if it was any other bout, okay? 401 00:20:27,602 --> 00:20:31,773 - Are either of you worried that you won't pass? - No, I'm not worried. I had all my shots. 402 00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:33,483 Johnny Walker, Jack Daniel's. 403 00:20:33,942 --> 00:20:35,568 - Jose Cuervo. - Ha-ha-ha. 404 00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:40,156 Dante, is there any shot this would be the first fight that features Life Alert necklaces? 405 00:20:40,323 --> 00:20:42,283 [ALL LAUGHING] 406 00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:44,077 You're being very disrespectful. 407 00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:48,164 A man turns 60, all of a sudden he's washed up and you kick him out of the workplace. 408 00:20:48,331 --> 00:20:52,001 That may have been fine 100 years ago, when men were dying at the age of 50. 409 00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:55,296 But in this world, it's different. The elderly are strong. 410 00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:58,174 Their spirit is strong. And they have a voice. 411 00:20:58,341 --> 00:21:01,302 And that voice is in these two men and they will be heard. 412 00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:03,513 Respect, bitches. 413 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:04,806 [WHISPERS] Get up, right now. 414 00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:09,352 - That's the way you sell a fight. - You bet your old grizzly ass it is. 415 00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:18,069 Hey, Razor. 416 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:20,989 - Whoa, Sally Rose. - Hey. 417 00:21:21,155 --> 00:21:23,032 I thought I saw you. I wasn't sure. 418 00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:25,785 - Hey. - You look good. How you been? 419 00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:26,995 So why you here? 420 00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:29,372 - I came to see you. - You did? 421 00:21:29,872 --> 00:21:32,000 Why would you want to do something like that? 422 00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:34,544 To talk you out of this crazy fight. 423 00:21:35,378 --> 00:21:39,132 I know what you mean. It's a little crazy. You think it's kind of a joke, right? 424 00:21:39,507 --> 00:21:42,468 I just don't want you to get hurt. That's all. 425 00:21:48,099 --> 00:21:49,392 That's good. 426 00:21:50,101 --> 00:21:51,561 Nice seeing you. 427 00:21:54,439 --> 00:21:56,816 How many alcoholic beverages do you consume? 428 00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:58,901 Normal. Five, maybe six. 429 00:21:59,402 --> 00:22:02,238 - A week? - Well, maybe a little more than normal. 430 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,746 Ah! Oh, baby Jesus. 431 00:22:09,912 --> 00:22:11,456 It feels normal. 432 00:22:11,956 --> 00:22:13,583 To you, maybe. 433 00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:17,503 Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma. 434 00:22:19,047 --> 00:22:20,923 MAN: There they are. DANTE: Hey! Ha, ha. 435 00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:23,259 Just like I said. Paragons of health, huh? 436 00:22:23,426 --> 00:22:25,053 KID: Passed with flying colors. 437 00:22:25,928 --> 00:22:27,430 Clean bill of health. 438 00:22:27,597 --> 00:22:29,057 DANTE: Not quite "with flying colors." 439 00:22:29,223 --> 00:22:31,601 But it's our paintbrushes that we painting with. 440 00:22:31,768 --> 00:22:34,937 So look, I'm gonna introduce you to a guy that's making this happen. 441 00:22:35,104 --> 00:22:38,566 - Lou Camare, our promoter. - I would've met you at the press conference... 442 00:22:38,733 --> 00:22:42,278 ...but Junior begged me to let him go in front of the cameras by himself. 443 00:22:42,445 --> 00:22:44,572 This face needs solo exposure. You know that. 444 00:22:44,739 --> 00:22:46,949 You know, my brother's the doctor who saw you. 445 00:22:47,116 --> 00:22:48,951 And my other brother, he's the commissioner. 446 00:22:49,118 --> 00:22:52,288 I can get a dogfight sanctioned if I needed to. This one was tricky. 447 00:22:52,455 --> 00:22:54,665 Are you saying that I can bring my dog here too? 448 00:22:54,832 --> 00:22:58,086 That's not what he said. Why do I feel like there's something coming? 449 00:22:58,252 --> 00:23:00,713 DANTE: Here's the thing. The conference didn't go as planned. 450 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,091 We gotta sell 5000 tickets, baby. Five thousand. 451 00:23:03,257 --> 00:23:04,926 So I'm gonna need help promoting it. 452 00:23:05,093 --> 00:23:08,096 Not individuals, both of you. Together. As a group, okay? 453 00:23:08,262 --> 00:23:11,015 I could never spend more than three minutes with this burn... 454 00:23:11,182 --> 00:23:14,602 ...unless I was beating the brains out of him. KID: He's got it backwards. 455 00:23:14,769 --> 00:23:16,646 He's punch-drunk. I was smacking him around. 456 00:23:16,813 --> 00:23:18,898 I smacked him from ring post to ring post. 457 00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:22,485 A little too much of this in the head. Little too much. 458 00:23:22,652 --> 00:23:24,654 - When's the fight? - Boom. 459 00:23:24,821 --> 00:23:28,658 Hey, listen. Bottom line is this: If we don't sell tickets, we don't make money. 460 00:23:28,825 --> 00:23:31,119 - No tickets, no money. -"No tickets, no money." I'm in. 461 00:23:31,285 --> 00:23:35,498 - That's my guy. No ticket, no money. - No tickets, no money. No money, no fight. 462 00:23:35,665 --> 00:23:37,333 No ticket, no money. 463 00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:40,837 No fight, no money, no tickets. Either way you put it, all three ways: 464 00:23:41,003 --> 00:23:43,756 No tickets, no fight, no money. No money, no fight, no tickets. 465 00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:46,008 No fight, no money, no tickets. What's the third one? 466 00:23:46,175 --> 00:23:47,844 - All three ways. RAZOR: You got it covered. 467 00:23:48,010 --> 00:23:49,053 What's your problem? 468 00:23:49,220 --> 00:23:52,181 You gonna fight, fight. You're not gonna fight, don't fight. 469 00:23:52,348 --> 00:23:54,142 You fight, you have to do these things. 470 00:23:54,308 --> 00:23:57,687 DANTE: The point that I'm making, in order to do it, we gotta do it together. 471 00:23:57,854 --> 00:23:59,856 Yeah, together. Okay. 472 00:24:00,731 --> 00:24:03,651 ANNOUNCER: It's show time at the Miroquois Casino. 473 00:24:03,818 --> 00:24:07,155 Slots, entertainment and the best buffet on the Monongahela River! 474 00:24:07,321 --> 00:24:08,489 Just ask these two. 475 00:24:08,656 --> 00:24:11,701 Whoa, will you get a load of that hunk of meat? 476 00:24:11,868 --> 00:24:16,497 Hey, watch your mouth, Billy "The Kid" McDonnen, onetime Light Heavyweight Champ. 477 00:24:16,664 --> 00:24:19,876 I'm right over here. Right over by the delicious prime rib. 478 00:24:20,209 --> 00:24:23,880 Sorry, Henry "Razor" Sharp, onetime Light Heavyweight Champ. 479 00:24:24,046 --> 00:24:28,718 I didn't hear you as I am distracted by this mouth-watering chicken breast. 480 00:24:28,885 --> 00:24:31,554 If you got a gambling problem, if you're a degenerate... 481 00:24:31,721 --> 00:24:34,390 ...I wouldn't come down here because gambling is a cancer. 482 00:24:34,557 --> 00:24:37,393 Cut! Please just follow the script, Razor. 483 00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:38,686 It's not that. 484 00:24:38,853 --> 00:24:42,398 The pictures make this look glamorous but it could be a problem for people... 485 00:24:42,565 --> 00:24:44,358 ...and I'm saying it should be known. 486 00:24:44,525 --> 00:24:47,361 What is this, improv night at Chuckles? Come on, say the words. 487 00:24:47,528 --> 00:24:50,031 Well, maybe I just happened to hit a sore spot, huh? 488 00:24:50,198 --> 00:24:53,034 Didn't you lose 200 grand betting the Buffalo Bills? 489 00:24:53,201 --> 00:24:56,537 - Who loses the Super Bowl four times in a row? - I don't know. You. 490 00:24:56,704 --> 00:24:59,582 - I thought they'd win once. - Maybe you got a talent for losing. 491 00:24:59,749 --> 00:25:02,251 - I got a talent for busting your-- DANTE: Hey, hey! 492 00:25:02,418 --> 00:25:04,837 KID: You're getting personal. RAZOR: I'm standing here. 493 00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:06,923 RAZOR: I'm gonna put that shit right up your ass! 494 00:25:07,089 --> 00:25:09,342 Heh. No such thing as bad publicity. 495 00:25:09,509 --> 00:25:12,178 NEWSMAN [ON TV]: Those two ex-fighters are making news again... 496 00:25:12,345 --> 00:25:14,597 ...and are trending on Twitter. We'll have that-- 497 00:25:14,764 --> 00:25:17,141 - What a lot of crap. - What's the matter? 498 00:25:17,308 --> 00:25:21,395 You gotta fight in 12 weeks, you're doing stupid publicity stunts. Who's training you? 499 00:25:22,605 --> 00:25:24,774 Well, here's a hint: Somebody I can trust. 500 00:25:24,941 --> 00:25:27,068 Well, that's easy, because you don't trust nobody. 501 00:25:27,235 --> 00:25:29,111 - I trust you. - Ha, ha. 502 00:25:29,946 --> 00:25:31,906 Forget it. I'm a dinosaur. 503 00:25:32,406 --> 00:25:34,992 Come on, we did pretty good for 13 years together. 504 00:25:35,159 --> 00:25:38,955 In case you haven't noticed, I can hardly take care of myself. I'm like an infant baby. 505 00:25:39,121 --> 00:25:40,623 Except I got three white pubic hairs. 506 00:25:41,123 --> 00:25:43,125 Heh. You can do this. 507 00:25:43,292 --> 00:25:46,462 I haven't got time. I gotta find myself a place to stay. 508 00:25:46,629 --> 00:25:48,923 You can stay with me until I find you a new place. 509 00:25:49,090 --> 00:25:51,884 No. Don't spend any more money on me. I'm almost done. 510 00:25:52,051 --> 00:25:53,803 It's like polishing a turd. 511 00:25:54,804 --> 00:25:57,306 Do you remember the first time I came to the gym? 512 00:25:57,974 --> 00:26:00,810 Do you remember what you said to me? I do. 513 00:26:01,644 --> 00:26:04,647 I said, "it looks like the garbage man forgot to take out the trash." 514 00:26:04,814 --> 00:26:06,899 Heh. Yeah. Something cheerful like that. 515 00:26:07,275 --> 00:26:08,651 Then you said: 516 00:26:08,818 --> 00:26:11,320 "if I take you on, kid, you're stuck with me." 517 00:26:11,487 --> 00:26:12,822 You said that. 518 00:26:12,989 --> 00:26:15,449 Don't quit on me, Light. I won't quit on you. 519 00:26:17,201 --> 00:26:18,828 Oh, here we go. 520 00:26:18,995 --> 00:26:20,538 Call it. 521 00:26:21,998 --> 00:26:23,165 It's a quarter. 522 00:26:23,332 --> 00:26:26,252 Come on. Light, I need your help. 523 00:26:26,419 --> 00:26:28,671 It'd be fun. One last time. 524 00:26:30,006 --> 00:26:32,508 You know why I said what I did about the garbage? 525 00:26:32,675 --> 00:26:33,676 No. 526 00:26:35,219 --> 00:26:39,181 I didn't want your head to get swelled up. You were so goddamn good. 527 00:26:44,228 --> 00:26:45,605 Thanks,buddy. 528 00:26:45,771 --> 00:26:47,440 - Raze? - Hmm? 529 00:26:47,607 --> 00:26:49,358 Give me my quarter back. 530 00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:51,694 - Seriously? - Yeah. 531 00:26:53,029 --> 00:26:54,530 How can you be so cheap? 532 00:26:54,697 --> 00:26:57,158 I haven't got any money. Give me my damn quarter. 533 00:26:57,325 --> 00:26:58,534 Okay. Fine. 534 00:27:17,219 --> 00:27:18,721 Nice car. 535 00:27:26,729 --> 00:27:31,192 Oh, wow! This is exciting. Look who's here to meet me. Kid McDonnen. 536 00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:34,028 You know him from the Internet. "Two old guys fighting." 537 00:27:34,195 --> 00:27:37,740 He used to be Light Heavyweight Champ. Wow, you put on a couple pounds? 538 00:27:37,907 --> 00:27:39,700 - You're gonna get me in shape. - Oh, really? 539 00:27:39,867 --> 00:27:40,910 He's gonna get me in shape. 540 00:27:41,077 --> 00:27:43,037 - Give us a couple minutes. KID: They can come. 541 00:27:43,204 --> 00:27:44,872 Watch a real reality show. 542 00:27:45,039 --> 00:27:47,375 - Watch us negotiate. - Okay. Okay! Ha, ha. 543 00:27:47,541 --> 00:27:50,002 Hey! Ho-ho! All right. 544 00:27:50,294 --> 00:27:52,797 - Let's get real, Kid. - Okay, let's get real. 545 00:27:52,963 --> 00:27:54,674 Me training you, it ain't happening. 546 00:27:56,759 --> 00:28:00,721 Well, this might be a problem, because I already made the announcement. 547 00:28:00,888 --> 00:28:02,932 You, my friend, are embarrassing yourself. 548 00:28:03,099 --> 00:28:05,434 A great performer knows when it's time to get off the stage. 549 00:28:05,601 --> 00:28:09,689 - What? Foreman fought when he was old. - He was 15 years younger than you. 550 00:28:09,855 --> 00:28:11,273 Listen, you know what I'm gonna do? 551 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:14,944 I'll go down there and fight any one of those fighters, the best one. 552 00:28:15,111 --> 00:28:19,573 And then if you see that I don't have what you want, I'll walk away. 553 00:28:19,949 --> 00:28:21,242 It's over. 554 00:28:21,409 --> 00:28:22,785 Where's your dignity? 555 00:28:22,952 --> 00:28:26,163 You're in my office, begging me for a comeback you don't deserve? 556 00:28:26,330 --> 00:28:28,791 - Well, take your best shot now. - Whoa, Kid. 557 00:28:28,958 --> 00:28:30,251 What are you flexing for? 558 00:28:30,418 --> 00:28:32,628 Don't try it. I'm warning you. I'll lay you out. 559 00:28:32,795 --> 00:28:34,755 - Don't worry, I won't. - All right. 560 00:28:34,922 --> 00:28:36,465 Oh. Come on, Kid. 561 00:28:36,632 --> 00:28:39,427 - What? - I saw your fist clench 10 seconds ago. 562 00:28:39,593 --> 00:28:42,221 I saw your eyes dart at my gut five seconds ago. 563 00:28:42,388 --> 00:28:43,806 You're an old man. You're washed up. 564 00:28:43,973 --> 00:28:46,809 - Ooh! - Did you see that five seconds ago? 565 00:28:46,976 --> 00:28:49,395 Huh? Huh? What? My eyes darted there first. 566 00:28:49,812 --> 00:28:53,858 I can't believe you. After what I did for your father, your family... 567 00:28:54,024 --> 00:28:56,110 ...how you ever could say no to me. 568 00:28:56,277 --> 00:28:58,487 You wouldn't have all this if it wasn't for me. 569 00:28:58,654 --> 00:29:01,282 You wouldn't have this gym if it weren't for me. 570 00:29:01,824 --> 00:29:03,451 I don't understand. 571 00:29:05,286 --> 00:29:09,081 You mention my father. That's a low blow. I respect what you did for my family. 572 00:29:09,248 --> 00:29:11,625 - What are you gonna do? - Okay, I'll let you train here. 573 00:29:11,792 --> 00:29:15,004 - Good. - I'll even get some of my guys to help you out. 574 00:29:15,171 --> 00:29:17,590 But you and I both know I won't be doing jack. 575 00:29:17,757 --> 00:29:19,341 Okay. Thanks. 576 00:29:19,508 --> 00:29:21,635 - Long as we're clear. - Yeah, all right. 577 00:29:21,802 --> 00:29:24,513 See? You got me moving faster already. 578 00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:31,312 Hey. You again? 579 00:29:31,479 --> 00:29:35,149 - Think I can talk to you for a second? - Why do you keep following me around? 580 00:29:35,316 --> 00:29:38,569 My name's BJ. I'm your son, Kid. 581 00:29:44,492 --> 00:29:46,285 We should get some coffee. 582 00:29:46,869 --> 00:29:48,287 Yeah, I'd like that. 583 00:30:02,009 --> 00:30:04,428 Excuse me, can I just ask you something real quick? 584 00:30:04,595 --> 00:30:06,889 - You're in training, right? - Uh-huh. 585 00:30:07,056 --> 00:30:09,391 What are you training for? A pie-eating contest? Heh. 586 00:30:09,558 --> 00:30:11,393 That's all carbs. 587 00:30:12,228 --> 00:30:15,439 That's good. Maple syrup. It's healthy. 588 00:30:17,066 --> 00:30:18,400 Some Scotch? 589 00:30:23,656 --> 00:30:27,243 - So when did your mother tell you about me? - Just last week. 590 00:30:27,409 --> 00:30:30,913 Gotta tell you, if you weren't all over the news, I don't think she would've. 591 00:30:31,622 --> 00:30:33,082 So how is she? 592 00:30:33,958 --> 00:30:35,918 Well, she's, uh... 593 00:30:36,335 --> 00:30:38,254 She's emotional, you know? 594 00:30:38,420 --> 00:30:43,759 My dad. Her husband, the guy who raised me, he passed away recently so... 595 00:30:44,093 --> 00:30:46,595 - Ah. Sorry to hear that. - Thank you. 596 00:30:46,762 --> 00:30:48,430 - Was he good to you? - Oh, yeah. 597 00:30:48,597 --> 00:30:50,099 Yeah, he was the best. 598 00:30:52,601 --> 00:30:53,978 So. 599 00:30:55,271 --> 00:30:56,730 What'd she say about me? 600 00:30:57,857 --> 00:31:00,234 That you were pretty much the worst. 601 00:31:00,401 --> 00:31:01,944 - Really? - Yeah. 602 00:31:02,611 --> 00:31:03,696 Anything specific? 603 00:31:03,863 --> 00:31:06,323 More specifically. All right. All right. 604 00:31:06,490 --> 00:31:09,285 She, um-- She said you turned into an asshole. 605 00:31:09,451 --> 00:31:10,911 Heh, that's what she said. 606 00:31:11,078 --> 00:31:16,250 She said you became a womanizer and a drunk. Loudmouth, you know? 607 00:31:16,417 --> 00:31:17,793 - Is that all? - That's it. 608 00:31:18,460 --> 00:31:20,421 - That's bullshit. - Ha, ha. 609 00:31:20,588 --> 00:31:22,965 Well, I was all those things way before I met your mother. 610 00:31:23,132 --> 00:31:27,261 Yeah, she wasn't too happy about me coming to see you today so... 611 00:31:28,137 --> 00:31:29,889 Yeah. Well... 612 00:31:33,893 --> 00:31:36,395 Well, why did you? 613 00:31:39,982 --> 00:31:41,692 Guess I was curious. 614 00:31:42,651 --> 00:31:44,278 You were never curious about me? 615 00:31:44,653 --> 00:31:48,449 Your mother asked me to not make any contact with you so I respected that. 616 00:31:48,616 --> 00:31:50,242 You respected that, but... 617 00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:52,328 You did know you had a son, right? 618 00:31:52,494 --> 00:31:55,915 I wasn't ready to be a dad and your mother got pregnant accidentally. 619 00:31:56,498 --> 00:31:59,668 You had me and I was a mistake you didn't want to deal with, right? 620 00:31:59,835 --> 00:32:03,005 - I didn't mean it like that. I'm sorry. - No, it's okay, I get it. 621 00:32:03,172 --> 00:32:05,841 - Don't take it like that. - I'm not taking it any way. 622 00:32:06,008 --> 00:32:10,471 You're not a mistake. You're here. The situation was a mistake. I don't know. 623 00:32:10,638 --> 00:32:12,765 It's okay. You don't owe me nothing. Take that. 624 00:32:12,932 --> 00:32:15,768 - Put that towards your double bypass. - What's all this about? 625 00:32:15,935 --> 00:32:18,354 When I came here today, I was pissed off at my mom... 626 00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:22,316 ...because she kept you a secret from me, but I think I get why she did it. 627 00:32:23,567 --> 00:32:24,735 Good luck. 628 00:32:38,791 --> 00:32:39,833 RAZOR: Home, sweet home. 629 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,836 LIGHTNING: It's exactly the same as it was 20 years ago. 630 00:32:44,213 --> 00:32:45,297 What's that? 631 00:32:45,464 --> 00:32:48,384 It's my hobby. I got a creative side. Didn't know that, did you? 632 00:32:48,550 --> 00:32:49,593 No. 633 00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:51,553 So where's the TV? You don't got a TV? 634 00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:53,389 I don't do TV. 635 00:32:53,555 --> 00:32:55,683 - You don't do TV. - Mm-mm. 636 00:32:55,849 --> 00:32:57,309 You got an iPad? 637 00:32:57,476 --> 00:32:58,894 No, I got a regular couch. 638 00:32:59,770 --> 00:33:01,397 It's not a couch, dummy. 639 00:33:02,272 --> 00:33:04,900 I know what an iPad is. I'm just jerking your chain. 640 00:33:05,234 --> 00:33:06,568 Do you know what an iPad is? 641 00:33:06,735 --> 00:33:11,323 Yeah, I do. It's one of those flat things you push around with your fingers. 642 00:33:11,490 --> 00:33:15,911 It sounds great. Makes me wanna buy one because you're making it sound so appealing. 643 00:33:16,704 --> 00:33:20,666 Don't use sarcasm on me. I'm an old man. I confuse easy. 644 00:33:23,711 --> 00:33:25,045 ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen... 645 00:33:25,212 --> 00:33:28,048 ...please rise for our national anthem as sung by boxing legends... 646 00:33:28,215 --> 00:33:31,093 ...Henry "Razor" Sharp and Billy "The Kid" McDonnen. 647 00:33:32,636 --> 00:33:35,764 BOTH [SINGING OFF-KEY]: Oh, say can you see 648 00:33:35,931 --> 00:33:39,435 By the dawn's early light 649 00:33:39,601 --> 00:33:46,233 What so proudly we hailed At the twilight's last gleaming? 650 00:33:47,276 --> 00:33:49,820 [BOTH MUMBLING] 651 00:33:49,987 --> 00:33:51,030 Oh, shit. 652 00:33:51,405 --> 00:33:53,157 LeBron burst in your hair 653 00:33:53,323 --> 00:33:54,366 What? 654 00:33:54,533 --> 00:33:57,786 Gave proof to the night 655 00:34:09,715 --> 00:34:10,799 [GROANS] 656 00:34:10,966 --> 00:34:12,301 Unnecessary. 657 00:34:12,468 --> 00:34:13,761 Time to train. 658 00:34:13,927 --> 00:34:15,804 All right. I'm up, I'm up, I'm up. 659 00:34:16,555 --> 00:34:17,681 Just... 660 00:34:21,643 --> 00:34:22,978 Unnecessary! 661 00:34:23,145 --> 00:34:25,105 I said it's time to train. 662 00:34:29,151 --> 00:34:30,235 What have I done? 663 00:34:33,113 --> 00:34:34,156 Where's Frankie? 664 00:34:34,323 --> 00:34:37,159 Frankie's not coming till later. I'm your trainer, Mikey. 665 00:34:37,326 --> 00:34:40,871 You can't be my trainer. Maybe I'd believe you ate my trainer. 666 00:34:42,122 --> 00:34:43,207 Nice. 667 00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:46,668 WEATHERMAN [ON RADIO]: Forty-six and chilly downtown. 668 00:34:46,835 --> 00:34:48,712 It's not gonna get much warmer this afternoon. 669 00:34:48,879 --> 00:34:51,173 Highs today in Pittsburgh only around the 60s. 670 00:34:51,340 --> 00:34:53,425 Grab a sweater and maybe an extra cup of Joe. 671 00:34:53,592 --> 00:34:55,844 Right now, here's today's six at 6. 672 00:35:01,517 --> 00:35:04,520 Do fighters still do this? Seems like a lot of cholesterol. 673 00:35:04,686 --> 00:35:05,854 Quiet. 674 00:35:06,897 --> 00:35:08,107 Drink up. 675 00:35:16,406 --> 00:35:17,950 And don't throw up. 676 00:35:29,545 --> 00:35:31,547 Anything good in the magazine, Mike? 677 00:35:31,713 --> 00:35:34,341 Besides the crumbs from your breakfast burrito? 678 00:35:34,842 --> 00:35:36,260 Same shit. 679 00:35:36,426 --> 00:35:39,888 Can you believe how bad these Hollywood stars look without their makeup? 680 00:35:40,055 --> 00:35:41,431 It's horrifying. 681 00:35:42,266 --> 00:35:43,642 What's so funny? 682 00:35:44,059 --> 00:35:46,645 - I was thinking about something. - Bullshit. 683 00:35:46,812 --> 00:35:48,981 - What are you laughing at? - Your moobs. 684 00:35:49,148 --> 00:35:50,190 Huh? 685 00:35:50,357 --> 00:35:52,484 - Your moobs. - My what? 686 00:35:52,651 --> 00:35:56,864 Your moobs, they bounce when you jump. It's like bad Baywatch. 687 00:35:57,030 --> 00:35:58,866 [MIKEY LAUGHING] 688 00:35:59,032 --> 00:36:00,242 [CHUCKLES] 689 00:36:04,913 --> 00:36:09,251 Let's go, let's go! You've only got 50 feet to go. 690 00:36:10,002 --> 00:36:12,838 My ass is numb from this goddamn scooter. 691 00:36:13,505 --> 00:36:14,840 SALLY: Hey. 692 00:36:15,174 --> 00:36:16,508 You need a lift? 693 00:36:17,134 --> 00:36:19,261 Why'd you come find me again? 694 00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:23,765 Because I knew you didn't mean it. 695 00:36:30,981 --> 00:36:32,274 How you been? 696 00:36:34,401 --> 00:36:38,280 You mean since the last time I saw you in 1984? I've been okay, thanks. 697 00:36:38,447 --> 00:36:39,948 Hey! You got 50 more feet! 698 00:36:40,449 --> 00:36:42,409 - Don't quit on me now! - In a minute, Light. 699 00:36:42,951 --> 00:36:44,620 SALLY: Lightning? - Yeah. 700 00:36:44,786 --> 00:36:47,873 Oh, my God. I can't believe he's still alive. 701 00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:50,292 I mean, not in a bad way. 702 00:36:56,715 --> 00:36:58,467 So why are you here, Sally? 703 00:37:00,928 --> 00:37:04,640 I just think we got off on the wrong foot at the press thing... 704 00:37:04,806 --> 00:37:06,975 ...and I just thought we could go and talk. 705 00:37:10,479 --> 00:37:13,482 Well, I'm training right now. Can't do it. 706 00:37:13,649 --> 00:37:16,318 Look, lately, I've seen a lot of clips of you. 707 00:37:16,485 --> 00:37:19,780 You know, because of the fight and all and clips of us... 708 00:37:19,947 --> 00:37:24,076 ...and I thought I had filed all of that away some place really neatly... 709 00:37:24,243 --> 00:37:26,495 Well, that's good. I mean, you were always neat. 710 00:37:27,329 --> 00:37:30,958 You know, Henry, it's taken me almost 30 years to say this... 711 00:37:31,708 --> 00:37:34,419 ...but I truly am sorry. I apologize. 712 00:37:34,586 --> 00:37:36,004 It's okay. 713 00:37:38,340 --> 00:37:40,300 You look cold. I'm cold. 714 00:37:40,467 --> 00:37:42,636 It's good seeing you, but I gotta go. 715 00:37:46,348 --> 00:37:48,475 I'm in the phone book under Anderson. 716 00:37:49,977 --> 00:37:53,355 My late husband's name, if you ever wanna talk about this. 717 00:37:54,523 --> 00:37:57,359 Why would I ever wanna talk about this, Sally? 718 00:38:09,496 --> 00:38:10,872 Hey! 719 00:38:11,373 --> 00:38:12,958 Is he a good kid? 720 00:38:14,001 --> 00:38:15,043 The best. 721 00:38:15,711 --> 00:38:17,379 You'd like him. 722 00:38:31,518 --> 00:38:32,894 LIGHTNING: Well, well. 723 00:38:34,229 --> 00:38:35,605 She's single. 724 00:38:35,772 --> 00:38:38,066 Call her before she remembers that you're you. 725 00:38:38,233 --> 00:38:40,736 Don't eavesdrop on my private conversations, okay? 726 00:38:40,902 --> 00:38:42,571 I had my hearing aid turned down. 727 00:38:42,738 --> 00:38:45,032 But you could see she was sending all the signals. 728 00:38:45,198 --> 00:38:48,952 You could be doing the bone dance with her instead of welding mice out of crap. 729 00:38:49,119 --> 00:38:50,162 They're dogs. 730 00:38:51,038 --> 00:38:53,915 And I said mind your own business. 731 00:38:55,083 --> 00:38:56,335 Damn it! 732 00:39:00,255 --> 00:39:04,384 Why don't you have a goddamn TV? I could be watching Dancing With the Stars. 733 00:39:04,551 --> 00:39:09,097 I'm an old guy. I gotta be watching Dancing With the Stars. I'm serious. 734 00:39:12,017 --> 00:39:14,061 Come on, baby. Come on, old man. 735 00:39:14,770 --> 00:39:16,271 MIKEY: Your timing's off, Kid. 736 00:39:18,273 --> 00:39:20,108 He's out-hustling you, Kid. 737 00:39:21,777 --> 00:39:23,445 Your timing's way off. 738 00:39:23,612 --> 00:39:24,946 Touch him with the jab. 739 00:39:25,113 --> 00:39:26,573 Move your head. 740 00:39:27,449 --> 00:39:28,492 Tap him with that jab. 741 00:39:28,658 --> 00:39:30,077 [BOTH GRUNTING] 742 00:39:30,243 --> 00:39:33,955 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Stop. Shmoo, ease up. He's like 80 years old. 743 00:39:34,122 --> 00:39:35,624 I am easing up, baby. Come on. 744 00:39:35,791 --> 00:39:38,377 Kid, let's call it a session. I'm tired just watching. 745 00:39:38,543 --> 00:39:41,296 I can't quit, he's moving too fast. I can't land anything. 746 00:39:42,130 --> 00:39:45,300 Hey, you think I could just make a suggestion real quick? 747 00:39:45,467 --> 00:39:47,177 - Come again? - I won't interrupt. 748 00:39:47,344 --> 00:39:49,971 Just a quick suggestion. He's got a hitch in his jab. 749 00:39:50,138 --> 00:39:52,140 Try timing it with the right. See what happens. 750 00:39:52,307 --> 00:39:53,975 - Hey, you his trainer? BJ: No, I'm not. 751 00:39:54,142 --> 00:39:55,268 Then back the hell off! 752 00:39:55,435 --> 00:39:56,686 All right. 753 00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:02,192 Let's go. Ready? Come on. 754 00:40:08,407 --> 00:40:09,658 MAN: Oh! 755 00:40:09,825 --> 00:40:11,284 [MEN CLAP AND CHEER] 756 00:40:11,993 --> 00:40:13,662 - Good tip. MIKEY: Hey, Kid. 757 00:40:13,829 --> 00:40:16,331 I don't need this shit. I was doing you a favor. 758 00:40:16,498 --> 00:40:18,792 If you wanna listen to him, be my guest, all right? 759 00:40:18,959 --> 00:40:22,504 That's my son. He's the first person to talk to me like a boxer instead of a pair of tits. 760 00:40:23,171 --> 00:40:24,256 Get out of here. 761 00:40:24,423 --> 00:40:27,551 You know what? I'm gonna show you something, you fat piece of shit. 762 00:40:27,717 --> 00:40:29,261 - What the hell? - Come back here. 763 00:40:29,428 --> 00:40:31,847 Come back, you fat bastard, I'm gonna kick your ass. 764 00:40:32,013 --> 00:40:33,348 I'll show you a pair of tits! 765 00:40:33,515 --> 00:40:34,808 [CHUCKLES] 766 00:40:37,352 --> 00:40:39,020 So Why'd you come back? 767 00:40:40,188 --> 00:40:42,858 I just wanna give you these back, all right? 768 00:40:43,442 --> 00:40:47,320 I have a dealership. I can't have my son drive around in that old piece of shit. 769 00:40:47,487 --> 00:40:49,865 I appreciate the gesture, all right, but just... 770 00:40:50,031 --> 00:40:52,367 You're not buying me into your life. It's not gonna happen. 771 00:40:52,534 --> 00:40:55,537 Just take the keys. Take the keys, please. 772 00:40:56,371 --> 00:40:58,623 - Fine. - Let it go, Kid. 773 00:40:59,249 --> 00:41:02,752 Hey, what's "BJ" stand for? 774 00:41:03,378 --> 00:41:06,465 Bradley James. It stands for Bradley James, but I just... 775 00:41:06,631 --> 00:41:07,716 I like BJ. 776 00:41:07,883 --> 00:41:09,050 We all do, kid. 777 00:41:09,217 --> 00:41:12,012 It's one thing to get one and it's another to be called one. 778 00:41:12,179 --> 00:41:14,473 Oh, that is clever, I gotta tell you. 779 00:41:14,639 --> 00:41:16,183 Kids in school use to say that... 780 00:41:16,349 --> 00:41:19,060 ...until I smacked the loudest one and made the rest stop. 781 00:41:19,227 --> 00:41:20,395 I'll bet. 782 00:41:21,021 --> 00:41:24,858 So I spent like a month in the principal's office because of people saying that. 783 00:41:25,025 --> 00:41:26,943 I guess I actually kind of liked it. 784 00:41:29,070 --> 00:41:32,032 - Fighting, you mean? - No, the principal. She was hot. 785 00:41:32,199 --> 00:41:33,742 Yeah, well, that sounds familiar. 786 00:41:34,910 --> 00:41:38,038 So you like boxing too? Noticed this. 787 00:41:39,915 --> 00:41:43,084 I surely got the nose, huh? Nothing like you. 788 00:41:43,251 --> 00:41:47,589 I had some amateur fights, went to nationals, but Mom made me quit. 789 00:41:47,756 --> 00:41:50,091 My dad, he signed me up for football. 790 00:41:51,259 --> 00:41:52,552 How'd you do? 791 00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:54,679 Played corner in college. 792 00:41:54,846 --> 00:41:57,766 But I coach now. I do strength and conditioning over at Pitt. 793 00:41:57,933 --> 00:42:00,852 - Wow. Panthers. Impressive. - No. 794 00:42:01,019 --> 00:42:04,105 It's just I got a knack for kicking fat asses into shape, that's all. 795 00:42:04,272 --> 00:42:06,525 Where'd you get that smart mouth on you? 796 00:42:06,691 --> 00:42:09,444 - Did the guy who raised you give you that? - Definitely not. 797 00:42:09,611 --> 00:42:13,740 Ha, ha. No, sir. Funny, nobody could ever figure it out where I got that from. 798 00:42:13,907 --> 00:42:15,909 Now I'm thinking maybe Mom had a pretty good idea. 799 00:42:16,076 --> 00:42:17,744 - Uh-huh. - Yeah. 800 00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:21,623 Hey, how about you help me? 801 00:42:21,790 --> 00:42:22,832 With What? 802 00:42:26,962 --> 00:42:28,213 Help get me back in shape. 803 00:42:28,713 --> 00:42:30,173 - Like you want me to train you? - Yeah. 804 00:42:30,340 --> 00:42:32,133 Ha, ha. You're crazy. 805 00:42:32,300 --> 00:42:33,343 - I ain't helping you. - Huh? 806 00:42:33,510 --> 00:42:35,262 - No, I don't wanna do that. - Come on. 807 00:42:35,428 --> 00:42:38,473 - I don't think so. - Come on, just till I find somebody else. 808 00:42:40,475 --> 00:42:41,726 This'll be your salary. 809 00:42:41,893 --> 00:42:43,478 [LAUGHING] 810 00:42:43,645 --> 00:42:46,565 It's a Dodge Dart, not a Porsche. You act like you're giving me something. 811 00:42:46,731 --> 00:42:47,774 That's a piece of shit. 812 00:42:49,985 --> 00:42:51,778 It is a piece of shit, isn't it? 813 00:42:51,945 --> 00:42:54,197 How about I kick a dent in it, you'll like it better? 814 00:42:54,364 --> 00:42:57,075 - There's an idea. - Want me to scratch it up with a key? 815 00:42:57,742 --> 00:42:58,868 Huh? 816 00:42:59,035 --> 00:43:03,290 I tell you what. You've got yourself a deal. You start tomorrow. Six a.m. 817 00:43:04,165 --> 00:43:05,834 - How about 10:30? - How about 6 a.m.? 818 00:43:06,001 --> 00:43:08,461 - How about 8:30? - How about 6 a.m.? 819 00:43:08,628 --> 00:43:12,924 And do me a favor. Lay off the, uh, flapjacks and the Scotch, all right, Stay Puft? 820 00:43:14,509 --> 00:43:16,511 Mom is not gonna like this one. 821 00:43:16,678 --> 00:43:18,305 Well, we'll turn her. 822 00:43:18,471 --> 00:43:20,181 "We'll turn her"? Good luck. 823 00:43:22,058 --> 00:43:25,186 Oh, by the way, Kid, you, uh-- You got a grandson. 824 00:43:25,353 --> 00:43:27,355 His name's Trey and he's 8. 825 00:43:32,861 --> 00:43:35,030 How do I look in this thing? Pretty good? 826 00:43:36,323 --> 00:43:38,158 Don't get into an accident. 827 00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:43,663 RAZOR: I'm not sure about this place. Why don't we go outside and do road work? 828 00:43:43,830 --> 00:43:48,168 No, your legs are fine. It's just the rest of your muscles are as rusty as my balls. 829 00:43:48,335 --> 00:43:49,377 [HEARING AID WHINING] 830 00:43:49,544 --> 00:43:51,004 Hey, Light. Filter. 831 00:43:51,171 --> 00:43:52,380 BOY: Hey. 832 00:43:52,547 --> 00:43:55,508 - Your head's making noise. - You wanna hear a noise? 833 00:43:55,675 --> 00:43:58,887 It's gonna be the sound of you crying if you don't get out of here. 834 00:44:00,347 --> 00:44:01,723 That was nice. 835 00:44:01,890 --> 00:44:05,226 Like I was saying. We're gonna focus on your endurance and your speed... 836 00:44:05,393 --> 00:44:09,397 ...so you get so fast, he's gonna crawl right back up into his mama's vagina. 837 00:44:10,899 --> 00:44:12,233 RAZOR: Hey, Light. - What? 838 00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:14,235 "What?" Take a Walk. 839 00:44:14,736 --> 00:44:15,862 You sit down right here. 840 00:44:16,029 --> 00:44:18,907 Hey, Moses. Looks like Dundee found your new sparring partner. 841 00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:20,492 Another funny one, Frank. 842 00:44:20,659 --> 00:44:23,662 - He's closer to a pro fighter in age than you are. KID: Keep it up. 843 00:44:24,162 --> 00:44:26,748 Kid, there's somebody I want you to meet. My son, Trey. 844 00:44:26,915 --> 00:44:29,209 No way. My family gets bigger and bigger. 845 00:44:29,376 --> 00:44:31,419 - Can I call you Grandpa? KID: No. 846 00:44:31,586 --> 00:44:33,380 No. Kid. Call me Kid. 847 00:44:33,546 --> 00:44:35,256 That seems weird because you're old. 848 00:44:35,423 --> 00:44:36,883 [BJ CHUCKLES] 849 00:44:37,050 --> 00:44:38,885 - Just call him Billy. - Nice to meet you, Billy. 850 00:44:39,052 --> 00:44:40,929 - Nice to meet you. - I'm gonna go do my homework. 851 00:44:41,096 --> 00:44:42,430 - Okay. - Go get them. 852 00:44:42,597 --> 00:44:43,890 - Okay, Dad. - You ready, Grandpa? 853 00:44:44,057 --> 00:44:45,725 - Don't call me Grandpa. - Don't like that? 854 00:44:45,892 --> 00:44:49,187 Last night I decided we're going to train in a very particular way. 855 00:44:49,354 --> 00:44:51,272 We're going to train old school. 856 00:44:51,439 --> 00:44:54,609 None of this... None of this Pilates crap. 857 00:44:54,776 --> 00:44:58,905 I'm talking real old school. I'm talking Johnson, I'm talking Dempsey, I'm talking Louis. 858 00:44:59,072 --> 00:45:01,991 And today, we're gonna start with pool punching. 859 00:45:02,158 --> 00:45:03,702 What's pool punching? 860 00:45:06,579 --> 00:45:10,709 Let's go! Joe Frazier did this three hours a day! You're not even going five minutes. 861 00:45:10,875 --> 00:45:12,502 Joe Frazier didn't do this. 862 00:45:12,669 --> 00:45:13,962 So what? 863 00:45:15,088 --> 00:45:16,631 [CHUCKLES] 864 00:45:16,798 --> 00:45:20,927 Let's go. Let's go. Give me 10. What do you say? Attaboy. Let's go, there's one. 865 00:45:21,469 --> 00:45:22,929 And... 866 00:45:23,096 --> 00:45:24,472 ---8--- 867 00:45:24,639 --> 00:45:25,640 ...half. 868 00:45:25,807 --> 00:45:27,142 Are you kidding me? 869 00:45:27,308 --> 00:45:29,477 Really? That's it? 870 00:45:29,644 --> 00:45:30,895 One and a half? 871 00:45:31,938 --> 00:45:33,898 [GRUNTING] 872 00:45:55,503 --> 00:45:56,671 Ali-Frazier. 873 00:45:56,838 --> 00:46:00,675 What did Frazier do? He drove him nuts by rolling under that right hand and, barn... 874 00:46:00,842 --> 00:46:03,011 ...he threw the left hook. Roll and throw, Kid. 875 00:46:03,178 --> 00:46:06,431 So you work on that, I'm gonna surprise you with balls. 876 00:46:06,598 --> 00:46:09,058 It reminds me of a woman I met in Bangkok-- 877 00:46:11,269 --> 00:46:12,604 Surprise! 878 00:46:14,230 --> 00:46:18,151 LIGHTNING: What do you think he's got here? Hundred? Two hundred acres? 879 00:46:18,651 --> 00:46:20,862 All this stuff here just rusting. 880 00:46:21,321 --> 00:46:25,158 He's sitting on a gold mine. He's got endless piles of crap. 881 00:46:25,325 --> 00:46:27,869 - Light, you're killing me. - Put up 100, 150... 882 00:46:28,703 --> 00:46:30,789 ...500 condominiums here. 883 00:46:30,955 --> 00:46:32,999 You gotta be quiet. Unh. 884 00:46:33,166 --> 00:46:37,378 Five, six hundred. I bet you $10,000, he'd sell the whole goddamn thing. 885 00:46:37,545 --> 00:46:40,548 - Unh. - Don't stop. Don't stop! 886 00:46:41,382 --> 00:46:43,009 Ha, ha! 887 00:46:43,176 --> 00:46:45,345 - Didn't I tell you not to stop? - Aah! 888 00:46:49,766 --> 00:46:51,017 Ha! 889 00:47:03,488 --> 00:47:04,572 BA". Atkaboy . 890 00:47:05,698 --> 00:47:07,992 Let's go, get your elbows up. Find a rhythm. 891 00:47:21,422 --> 00:47:23,466 Attaboy. Attaboy. 892 00:47:23,633 --> 00:47:25,718 Through the bell, through the bell, through the bell! 893 00:47:25,885 --> 00:47:26,928 [BELL RINGS] 894 00:47:27,095 --> 00:47:28,388 Time! Attaboy. Attaboy. 895 00:47:29,222 --> 00:47:30,807 Sorry you had to see that, Trey. 896 00:47:36,187 --> 00:47:37,230 Hey, Kid. 897 00:47:38,606 --> 00:47:40,358 - You all right? - Yeah, I'm sore. 898 00:47:55,039 --> 00:47:58,126 - Hey! What are you doing? - I thought you wanted me to hit this. 899 00:47:58,293 --> 00:48:01,296 What are you gonna do? Beat up the meat? That's not sanitary. 900 00:48:01,462 --> 00:48:03,298 No, we're just here to buy dinner. 901 00:48:03,464 --> 00:48:05,925 - You don't have to punch everything. - Right. 902 00:48:09,804 --> 00:48:14,601 Let's go, up! Pop. Pop. Attaboy. Come on! Up! Up! 903 00:48:14,767 --> 00:48:16,311 [KID GRUNTING AND BJ CHUCKLING] 904 00:48:16,477 --> 00:48:18,605 What is it exactly that you're doing right now? 905 00:48:18,771 --> 00:48:20,106 - What are you doing? - Resting. 906 00:48:20,273 --> 00:48:22,692 Taking a rest, huh? That's gonna get the job done. 907 00:48:22,859 --> 00:48:24,986 Jesus Christ, did you just fart on me? 908 00:48:25,153 --> 00:48:29,282 Did you just fart on me? Are you kidding me? You gotta be kidding me. 909 00:48:29,449 --> 00:48:32,327 Good God, come on. You're better than that. 910 00:48:32,493 --> 00:48:35,997 You kidding me? You know, my head's right there. 911 00:48:42,587 --> 00:48:44,339 Hey. This is insane. 912 00:48:44,505 --> 00:48:47,175 What? You paratrooped in 'Nam. What's the problem? 913 00:48:47,342 --> 00:48:49,677 Hey, that was 40 years ago, for crying out loud. 914 00:48:49,844 --> 00:48:52,430 Shut up! Get out of the plane! This is great promotion! 915 00:48:52,597 --> 00:48:55,183 Guys, go get ready. Because the target is right there. 916 00:48:55,350 --> 00:48:57,101 [DANTE CHEERS] 917 00:48:57,268 --> 00:48:58,311 DANTE: All right, let's go! 918 00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:00,939 [INSTRUMENT BUZZES] 919 00:49:01,105 --> 00:49:02,982 - Go now? - You're good! 920 00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:06,444 DANTE: Oh, shit! 921 00:49:06,611 --> 00:49:08,321 [YELLING] 922 00:49:09,781 --> 00:49:12,033 DANTE: Ha-ha-ha! - God, that felt good. 923 00:49:12,533 --> 00:49:14,369 You jagoff! 924 00:49:15,036 --> 00:49:18,373 - You threw his old ass out the plane! - Why are you laughing? 925 00:49:18,539 --> 00:49:21,334 I forgot to tell you, first one down gets an extra five grand. 926 00:49:21,501 --> 00:49:23,461 - Shit! - Don't forget to pull the string! 927 00:49:29,842 --> 00:49:31,260 Oh. 928 00:49:39,185 --> 00:49:42,063 That's just beautiful! Precious! 929 00:49:43,564 --> 00:49:44,899 Magic! 930 00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:48,569 Sharp and McDonnen made quite the splash when the two 60-plus fighters... 931 00:49:48,736 --> 00:49:51,572 - Oh, my God. They're nuts! -...parachuted into a parking lot. 932 00:49:51,739 --> 00:49:53,658 [PEOPLE SHRIEKING AND LAUGHING] 933 00:49:56,577 --> 00:49:58,204 - Nuts! REPORTER: Although their landing... 934 00:49:58,371 --> 00:49:59,747 ...didn't go exactly as planned... 935 00:49:59,914 --> 00:50:01,791 - Thank you. REPORTER: ...both men walked away... 936 00:50:01,958 --> 00:50:03,751 ...with only a few bruises. 937 00:50:04,752 --> 00:50:05,837 Wow. 938 00:50:07,213 --> 00:50:08,923 Okay, new regimen. 939 00:50:09,090 --> 00:50:13,219 Starting today, you're gonna be soaking your hands in this stuff. Make them leathery. 940 00:50:13,386 --> 00:50:15,763 - What is it? -It's horse urine. 941 00:50:17,181 --> 00:50:19,267 I'm not sticking my hand in horse urine. 942 00:50:19,434 --> 00:50:21,936 Oh, you're telling me you're better than Jack Dempsey? 943 00:50:22,103 --> 00:50:26,774 Because every day Jack Dempsey would soak his hands in horse urine. 944 00:50:26,941 --> 00:50:29,777 And nobody had a tougher punch than Jack Dempsey. 945 00:50:32,989 --> 00:50:35,283 Did you heat it up or is it fresh? 946 00:50:43,750 --> 00:50:45,251 - Ha! - What? 947 00:50:45,418 --> 00:50:46,586 It's vinegar. 948 00:50:47,295 --> 00:50:49,464 - I knew that. - I'm kidding. 949 00:50:50,214 --> 00:50:51,549 It's horse piss. 950 00:50:51,716 --> 00:50:52,967 It's vinegar. 951 00:50:53,342 --> 00:50:54,635 I'm kidding. 952 00:50:54,969 --> 00:50:55,970 Vinegar. 953 00:50:57,472 --> 00:50:59,766 - I am kidding, actually. - Come on! 954 00:50:59,932 --> 00:51:02,810 Take a shower. Wash your hands very, very thoroughly. 955 00:51:02,977 --> 00:51:05,313 - You can still smell the horse piss. - Wait, don't put it--! 956 00:51:06,147 --> 00:51:08,483 Don't put it in there. Just throw it in my room. 957 00:51:08,649 --> 00:51:10,902 - Why? What's wrong with--? - Just get it off the box. 958 00:51:11,069 --> 00:51:13,696 - What do you got in there, the Hope Diamond? - Don't worry about it. 959 00:51:13,863 --> 00:51:15,823 - Your porn stash? -It's not funny. 960 00:51:15,990 --> 00:51:17,075 Letters from Sally. 961 00:51:20,328 --> 00:51:22,497 Aw, for God's sakes, call her up! 962 00:51:22,663 --> 00:51:24,123 What are you talking about? 963 00:51:25,333 --> 00:51:30,296 Deal with Sally, or your head won't be clear and she's gonna screw up your fight again. 964 00:51:31,339 --> 00:51:33,800 - What do you mean, "again"? - Oh, for God's sakes. 965 00:51:33,966 --> 00:51:36,636 A guy has sex with my girl, I want to knock his teeth out. 966 00:51:36,803 --> 00:51:39,180 - Why didn't you? - Because Kid loved boxing. 967 00:51:39,347 --> 00:51:42,016 I wanted to take from him the one thing he cared about most... 968 00:51:42,183 --> 00:51:46,270 -...because that's what he took from me. - Well, you sure have a funny way of showing it. 969 00:51:47,355 --> 00:51:49,857 You're my buddy. But be careful where you're going... 970 00:51:50,024 --> 00:51:51,818 ...because you don't know anything about it. 971 00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:55,780 Forgive me, but you keep talking about how much she meant to you. 972 00:51:55,947 --> 00:51:59,367 All I remember is you would show up at the gym first thing in the morning. 973 00:51:59,534 --> 00:52:04,038 You would be the last person to leave at night. You didn't have time for anybody or anything. 974 00:52:04,205 --> 00:52:06,332 You blamed her for ruining the relationship. 975 00:52:07,083 --> 00:52:10,044 Well, maybe the real problem was you. 976 00:52:20,972 --> 00:52:23,641 BJ: Trey, you have a good time? TREY: Yeah, I did. 977 00:52:23,808 --> 00:52:27,353 - I know you're kidding. - Hey, Sally. Long time. 978 00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:29,147 - Ma, look-- - You're not training this guy. 979 00:52:29,313 --> 00:52:31,524 - It was my idea. Don't get mad at him. - I'm serious. 980 00:52:31,691 --> 00:52:33,025 - I understand. - BJ, I'm serious. 981 00:52:33,192 --> 00:52:36,070 What's the point of telling me if you don't want me interacting with him? 982 00:52:36,237 --> 00:52:38,573 Interacting's one thing. Working with is another. 983 00:52:38,739 --> 00:52:40,324 - Why? - You can't be trusted. 984 00:52:40,491 --> 00:52:41,909 He's training me. That's all. 985 00:52:42,076 --> 00:52:43,619 SALLY: I don't care! TREY: Stop yelling! 986 00:52:43,786 --> 00:52:47,081 I think everyone's a little cranky because they haven't eaten. 987 00:52:47,248 --> 00:52:48,416 I say we do this. 988 00:52:49,584 --> 00:52:51,711 - Burger, burger-- - Salad. 989 00:52:51,878 --> 00:52:53,337 And a glass of white wine. 990 00:52:54,922 --> 00:52:56,090 Works, right? 991 00:52:56,257 --> 00:52:57,758 - That sounds good. - Sound good? 992 00:52:57,925 --> 00:53:00,178 [OLDIES ROCK MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 993 00:53:03,431 --> 00:53:07,268 You know, it might be helpful if you told us what you hated about the guy so much. 994 00:53:07,435 --> 00:53:09,103 Yeah. He doesn't seem that bad. 995 00:53:09,270 --> 00:53:11,230 - You know I offered to marry her? - You did? 996 00:53:11,397 --> 00:53:14,400 - He didn't want to marry me. - No, I offered to marry you. 997 00:53:15,109 --> 00:53:17,778 You also offered to sleep with my sister the same night. 998 00:53:17,945 --> 00:53:19,405 I can still hear you! 999 00:53:19,572 --> 00:53:23,784 - You did sleep with Carol, my friend. - That's what she said. 1000 00:53:23,951 --> 00:53:27,622 You must be really tired if you fall asleep with all these people. 1001 00:53:28,539 --> 00:53:31,292 - Sometimes people make you tired. SALLY: You know what? 1002 00:53:31,459 --> 00:53:34,795 I've got some quarters. Why don't you go play a game? That'd be fun. 1003 00:53:34,962 --> 00:53:38,424 Come on! This is the best dinner conversation we ever had. 1004 00:53:38,591 --> 00:53:40,384 Trey. Why don't you go ahead, okay? 1005 00:53:43,638 --> 00:53:44,972 So, what happened? 1006 00:53:45,139 --> 00:53:47,642 - I was an idiot. KID: No, you weren't an idiot. 1007 00:53:47,808 --> 00:53:51,312 - You were young and confused. -"Confused"? Oh, man. 1008 00:53:51,479 --> 00:53:53,981 You thought you liked him. You realized you loved me. 1009 00:53:54,148 --> 00:53:58,527 One thing led to another and I couldn't handle settling down. 1010 00:53:58,694 --> 00:54:01,155 So I was gonna do the right thing. I was gonna marry you. 1011 00:54:01,322 --> 00:54:02,657 I didn't want to marry you. 1012 00:54:02,823 --> 00:54:04,659 I didn't love you. I loved him. 1013 00:54:04,825 --> 00:54:06,160 Why did you sleep with me? 1014 00:54:06,327 --> 00:54:07,495 I was stupid. 1015 00:54:07,662 --> 00:54:09,830 Well, girls have slept with me for less. 1016 00:54:09,997 --> 00:54:13,167 There was this one girl, slept with me. She thought I was Marv Albert. 1017 00:54:13,334 --> 00:54:16,420 - Because my haircut was different. - You are unbelievable. 1018 00:54:16,587 --> 00:54:19,757 Why couldn't you pick George Foreman? We would've been rolling in grill money. 1019 00:54:21,133 --> 00:54:24,345 I've been with three people. Three men in 30 years. 1020 00:54:24,512 --> 00:54:25,638 - Mom... - Two, I loved. 1021 00:54:25,805 --> 00:54:28,099 Your father, not him. And Razor. 1022 00:54:28,266 --> 00:54:29,976 Ma, don't go. 1023 00:54:31,143 --> 00:54:33,145 [CHEERING] 1024 00:54:39,026 --> 00:54:41,445 What a bunch of nonsense. What is this? 1025 00:54:41,612 --> 00:54:44,115 What are you talking about? It's called promotion, Kid. 1026 00:54:44,282 --> 00:54:45,491 - Hey. - Yes, Razor. 1027 00:54:45,658 --> 00:54:48,869 I know we've got a contract, but I can't stand being around that clown. 1028 00:54:49,036 --> 00:54:53,124 What is up with you? Huh? Did you wake up on the wrong side of the tenement? 1029 00:54:53,291 --> 00:54:55,459 Hey, Webster. Show a little respect. 1030 00:54:55,626 --> 00:54:59,338 And I choose to believe that you called me Webster because of my vocabulary... 1031 00:54:59,505 --> 00:55:02,717 -...not because of my height and race. - No, it's because you're short and black. 1032 00:55:02,883 --> 00:55:04,593 That's funny. That's real funny. 1033 00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:06,721 What was Jesus like? I'm curious. Was he cool? 1034 00:55:06,887 --> 00:55:08,222 They're ready for you. 1035 00:55:08,389 --> 00:55:10,975 They call your names, head right up to the octagon. 1036 00:55:11,142 --> 00:55:12,476 The octagon? 1037 00:55:12,643 --> 00:55:14,312 Well, what kind of stupid sport is this? 1038 00:55:14,478 --> 00:55:17,398 Boxing's better? They fight in a square and they call it a ring. 1039 00:55:17,565 --> 00:55:18,899 What is the problem, guys? 1040 00:55:19,066 --> 00:55:20,818 - Good point. - Thank you. 1041 00:55:21,861 --> 00:55:24,363 Walk up on me and I promise I'm gonna bust your ass. 1042 00:55:24,530 --> 00:55:27,408 ANNOUNCER: Please welcome boxing legends, Billy "The Kid" McDonnen... 1043 00:55:27,575 --> 00:55:29,243 ...and Henry "Razor" Sharp. 1044 00:55:29,410 --> 00:55:30,828 [CHEERING] 1045 00:55:30,995 --> 00:55:32,371 Pleasure to see you. 1046 00:55:32,538 --> 00:55:33,831 Thank you for your time. 1047 00:55:34,665 --> 00:55:37,418 Guys, thank you very much. Welcome. Thanks for joining us. 1048 00:55:37,585 --> 00:55:38,627 Thanks for having us. 1049 00:55:38,794 --> 00:55:40,588 So, what do you guys think of the event? 1050 00:55:40,755 --> 00:55:45,009 I mean, no offense, but to me, next level beyond boxing, huh? 1051 00:55:45,176 --> 00:55:47,219 I don't-- I don't get it. 1052 00:55:47,386 --> 00:55:49,096 - Yeah, me either. - What are you doing? 1053 00:55:49,263 --> 00:55:50,306 [AUDIENCE JEERING] 1054 00:55:50,473 --> 00:55:52,600 If I wanted to see two guys grab each other's balls... 1055 00:55:52,767 --> 00:55:56,771 -...I'd try the men's room at Kid's restaurant. - That's why we throw him out all the time. 1056 00:55:56,937 --> 00:55:59,607 Called Knocked Out, by the way. 337 Charles Street. 1057 00:55:59,774 --> 00:56:01,609 - Everybody's invited. - Come on, Kid! 1058 00:56:01,776 --> 00:56:04,737 Listen. You gotta hold it down because you're driving me crazy. 1059 00:56:04,904 --> 00:56:07,198 I'm sorry. Do I give a shit? No! 1060 00:56:07,365 --> 00:56:10,284 Man, are you gonna be feisty when you hit puberty. 1061 00:56:11,786 --> 00:56:15,206 What is it that you do not like about mixed martial arts? 1062 00:56:15,373 --> 00:56:17,833 It's okay. We had a name for guys that kicked when they fought: 1063 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:19,043 Girls. 1064 00:56:19,210 --> 00:56:21,253 [AUDIENCE BOOING] 1065 00:56:21,420 --> 00:56:24,548 You know what? I think our audience is taking offense to the fact... 1066 00:56:24,715 --> 00:56:27,051 ...that you don't believe this is a skilled art form. 1067 00:56:27,218 --> 00:56:29,470 Look at this! Look at this! 1068 00:56:29,637 --> 00:56:31,055 They booing us! 1069 00:56:31,597 --> 00:56:33,974 - What did--? - Say whatever you want. 1070 00:56:34,141 --> 00:56:35,726 That's great. That's great. 1071 00:56:35,893 --> 00:56:38,312 You can kiss my black ass if this shit don't happen. 1072 00:56:39,146 --> 00:56:40,439 That's fine. 1073 00:56:40,606 --> 00:56:43,651 Kid, compare MMA to boxing. 1074 00:56:43,818 --> 00:56:45,945 Well, to me, it's more like pro wrestling. 1075 00:56:46,112 --> 00:56:47,822 Really? Interesting. 1076 00:56:48,656 --> 00:56:50,825 ANNOUNCER: Chael Sonnen! - Hey, Grandpa! 1077 00:56:52,243 --> 00:56:53,828 Is this what they call manners? 1078 00:56:53,994 --> 00:56:56,247 You come here to our venue in front of our fans. 1079 00:56:56,414 --> 00:56:58,457 You're gonna compare us to rassling? 1080 00:56:58,624 --> 00:57:01,210 Ha. Did he say "rassling"? 1081 00:57:01,377 --> 00:57:04,296 Why don't you stand there in your sweatshirt and look stupid... 1082 00:57:04,463 --> 00:57:07,341 ...while I speak to your fellow geriatric? RAZOR: Hey. 1083 00:57:07,508 --> 00:57:10,511 Look at this guy. Who are you? I don't even know what your name is. 1084 00:57:10,678 --> 00:57:14,515 I'm the guy asking you to pick up one of your arms and throw it in my direction... 1085 00:57:14,682 --> 00:57:18,686 ...so I can put you on your ass and you can tell these fans if it felt scripted. 1086 00:57:18,853 --> 00:57:19,854 RAZOR: Go. 1087 00:57:20,020 --> 00:57:21,272 - Hey. - Go ahead. 1088 00:57:21,439 --> 00:57:25,025 You know what? Yeah, be my guest. You take your first shot. I challenge you. 1089 00:57:25,192 --> 00:57:26,986 Hit him! What are you wasting your time? 1090 00:57:27,153 --> 00:57:30,614 Why are you interrupting? You got some courage? You want to take a shot? 1091 00:57:30,781 --> 00:57:33,367 I don't want to take a shot. I want you to smash him. 1092 00:57:33,534 --> 00:57:36,537 - Go ahead. Hit him. Hit him. He wants to be hit. - Shut up, old man. 1093 00:57:36,704 --> 00:57:37,788 [AUDIENCE GASPS] 1094 00:57:40,207 --> 00:57:41,542 Oh, shit! 1095 00:57:42,710 --> 00:57:44,545 Guess that's that. 1096 00:57:46,213 --> 00:57:47,631 That was a lucky shot. 1097 00:57:47,798 --> 00:57:50,342 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 1098 00:57:50,509 --> 00:57:52,386 [PHONE LINE RINGING] 1099 00:58:00,811 --> 00:58:01,896 SALLY [OVER PHONE]: Hello? 1100 00:58:03,230 --> 00:58:05,065 Why didn't you say anything? 1101 00:58:05,441 --> 00:58:06,692 It was busy. 1102 00:58:06,859 --> 00:58:09,111 No one's phone is busy anymore with call waiting. 1103 00:58:09,278 --> 00:58:11,071 [RINGING] 1104 00:58:11,238 --> 00:58:12,740 It's probably her. 1105 00:58:12,907 --> 00:58:14,325 What? How'd she know? 1106 00:58:14,492 --> 00:58:16,243 Caller ID. 1107 00:58:18,329 --> 00:58:20,289 Would it be easier if I said she had magic powers? 1108 00:58:20,456 --> 00:58:23,000 - Don't. - Hold on, Sally. 1109 00:58:28,923 --> 00:58:30,090 Sally. How you doing? 1110 00:58:30,257 --> 00:58:32,092 - Hello. - Hi. Hey. 1111 00:58:32,259 --> 00:58:33,385 Well, hey. 1112 00:58:33,552 --> 00:58:37,181 Uh, call and hang up, just like the good old days. 1113 00:58:37,348 --> 00:58:41,685 Heh. You know, I just saw you on TV punch some guy out. 1114 00:58:41,852 --> 00:58:42,895 I mean, wow. 1115 00:58:43,062 --> 00:58:45,689 I mean, your punch is really great. 1116 00:58:45,856 --> 00:58:47,066 Yeah, I was lucky. 1117 00:58:47,233 --> 00:58:49,068 - No, really. - I appreciate it. Thanks. 1118 00:58:49,235 --> 00:58:52,446 Listen, I was thinking about what you were saying about meeting. 1119 00:58:52,613 --> 00:58:55,407 - Yeah. - Yeah, you know, just to catch up. 1120 00:58:55,574 --> 00:58:57,451 Sure. I'd love to. 1121 00:58:57,618 --> 00:58:59,078 When? 1122 00:58:59,245 --> 00:59:00,955 Whoa. Wow. 1123 00:59:01,121 --> 00:59:03,040 - Wow, what? - No, I was just-- 1124 00:59:03,207 --> 00:59:05,834 I don't know, maybe tomorrow? Tomorrow would be good. 1125 00:59:06,001 --> 00:59:07,044 Okay- 1126 00:59:07,753 --> 00:59:09,171 So I'll see you then, okay? 1127 00:59:28,148 --> 00:59:30,150 [BARKING] 1128 00:59:39,076 --> 00:59:41,078 [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 1129 00:59:54,842 --> 00:59:57,094 Whenever you're ready, come see us. Thank you. 1130 00:59:57,970 --> 00:59:59,471 Judd, what's with the crowd? 1131 00:59:59,638 --> 01:00:02,391 Well, apparently, everybody wants to buy a car from you. 1132 01:00:02,558 --> 01:00:03,934 Well, that's a good change. 1133 01:00:04,518 --> 01:00:06,312 [PHONE RINGING] 1134 01:00:07,146 --> 01:00:08,772 Hey, what's going on, Lou? 1135 01:00:09,148 --> 01:00:10,983 Nothing. I'm in my office right now. 1136 01:00:11,150 --> 01:00:12,818 Hey, hey, how we selling? 1137 01:00:13,193 --> 01:00:14,278 Oh, that's good. 1138 01:00:14,445 --> 01:00:16,280 No, that's real good, Lou. 1139 01:00:16,864 --> 01:00:18,032 What? 1140 01:00:18,198 --> 01:00:19,617 Are you kidding me right now? 1141 01:00:19,783 --> 01:00:21,660 - Hey, shut up! - Hold on. 1142 01:00:21,827 --> 01:00:24,955 Don't tell me to shut up! You shut up! I found out I'm about to be rich. 1143 01:00:25,122 --> 01:00:26,874 You know what? I'm gonna buy this place... 1144 01:00:27,041 --> 01:00:30,085 ...and turn it into a gentlemen's club and I'm not gonna hire you. 1145 01:00:30,252 --> 01:00:33,005 I'm gonna hire everybody else, except you two. 1146 01:00:33,714 --> 01:00:35,507 Uh! Uh! 1147 01:00:36,008 --> 01:00:38,510 [PEOPLE CHEERING AND CLAPPING] 1148 01:00:38,969 --> 01:00:40,554 MAN: Hey, way to do it, Kid! 1149 01:00:41,221 --> 01:00:44,308 Look who's here. Look who's here. Wow. 1150 01:00:44,475 --> 01:00:46,226 Did you see this guy on TV last night? 1151 01:00:46,393 --> 01:00:49,229 Was that amazing or what? I mean, you really kicked ass. 1152 01:00:49,396 --> 01:00:51,357 You made us old-timers look real good last night. 1153 01:00:51,523 --> 01:00:52,566 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 1154 01:00:52,733 --> 01:00:55,194 Kid, you know what I was thinking? Thought I'd train you today. 1155 01:00:55,361 --> 01:00:57,488 - Yeah? Really? - Yeah, yeah. 1156 01:00:57,655 --> 01:00:58,906 Follow me. 1157 01:00:59,365 --> 01:01:01,408 Johnny, get up in the ring. Spar with Kid. 1158 01:01:01,575 --> 01:01:05,079 Looking good. Good job, Kid. It was great last night. All right. 1159 01:01:05,454 --> 01:01:07,081 KID: Thanks, Frankie. FRANKIE: Stay loose. 1160 01:01:07,247 --> 01:01:09,792 I like it. You're looking like new money in there. Ha, ha. 1161 01:01:09,958 --> 01:01:11,168 All right. 1162 01:01:12,127 --> 01:01:14,046 I thought you were his trainer, Dad. 1163 01:01:14,213 --> 01:01:15,506 Yeah, buddy, so did I. 1164 01:01:16,924 --> 01:01:18,008 Yeah, Frank. 1165 01:01:18,384 --> 01:01:20,260 You know, this is great, Frankie. 1166 01:01:20,761 --> 01:01:25,933 Being in the main ring with you and the crew and all that, but I already have a trainer. 1167 01:01:28,018 --> 01:01:29,895 - Can you stop filming? - No, don't stop. 1168 01:01:30,062 --> 01:01:31,522 FRANKIE: Stop filming. 1169 01:01:32,272 --> 01:01:33,941 What's your problem, Kid? 1170 01:01:34,108 --> 01:01:36,443 I thought you'd be thankful I was offering to work with you. 1171 01:01:36,610 --> 01:01:37,778 I'm trying to do you a favor. 1172 01:01:37,945 --> 01:01:41,573 I'm grateful. Nice of you to come down from your mountain to do me this favor... 1173 01:01:41,740 --> 01:01:43,575 ...but I don't need a favor. I need a trainer. 1174 01:01:43,742 --> 01:01:45,744 You stuck me with that guy, who's such a dumbshit... 1175 01:01:45,911 --> 01:01:48,205 ...he doesn't even know I'm talking about him right now. 1176 01:01:48,372 --> 01:01:49,790 - See? -It's what it is. 1177 01:01:49,957 --> 01:01:52,292 The only reason you give a shit is I finally got some heat. 1178 01:01:52,459 --> 01:01:54,628 - Let's be honest, Frank. - Oh. 1179 01:01:54,795 --> 01:01:55,921 - Really? - Yeah. 1180 01:01:56,088 --> 01:01:57,423 - Really? - Uh-huh. Yeah. 1181 01:01:57,589 --> 01:02:00,384 Oh, okay. You're the original media whore. 1182 01:02:00,551 --> 01:02:01,719 - Your mother's a whore. - What? 1183 01:02:01,885 --> 01:02:05,973 Your mother's a whore. And I named my son after her best trick. Right, BJ? 1184 01:02:06,348 --> 01:02:07,391 Trey, you stay here. 1185 01:02:07,558 --> 01:02:09,852 You call my mother a whore? You call my mother a whore? 1186 01:02:10,018 --> 01:02:11,770 You call my-- Unh! 1187 01:02:14,398 --> 01:02:15,816 Well, that's that. 1188 01:02:16,191 --> 01:02:17,484 Start the car. 1189 01:02:18,652 --> 01:02:20,112 Come on, buddy. Let's go. 1190 01:02:20,279 --> 01:02:21,780 Let's go, yeah. Let's go, Dad. 1191 01:02:25,576 --> 01:02:28,996 Dad? What do the letters in your name mean? The B and the J? 1192 01:02:29,163 --> 01:02:31,832 You gotta be kidding me. You see what you started? 1193 01:02:31,999 --> 01:02:34,001 You started this. 1194 01:02:34,168 --> 01:02:36,420 Well, you know, Trey? I'll answer that. 1195 01:02:36,587 --> 01:02:39,089 B and J stands for... 1196 01:02:39,590 --> 01:02:42,342 ..."butterscotch jellybeans." TREY: Really? 1197 01:02:42,509 --> 01:02:44,470 A lot of guys like butterscotch jellybeans. 1198 01:02:44,636 --> 01:02:46,054 But you know the problem? 1199 01:02:46,221 --> 01:02:49,016 Sometimes, women don't like to give guys butterscotch jellybeans. 1200 01:02:49,183 --> 01:02:52,644 - Ha-ha-ha. - I love butterscotch jellybeans a lot. 1201 01:02:52,811 --> 01:02:55,981 I like to have, like, 100 a day. 1202 01:02:56,148 --> 01:02:59,109 Well, what an appetite you have. Boy,oh,boy. 1203 01:03:00,319 --> 01:03:03,155 Hey, you know, uh, what you did back there... 1204 01:03:03,864 --> 01:03:05,365 ...you stepping up like that. 1205 01:03:05,532 --> 01:03:08,202 I appreciate it. I just want to let you know. 1206 01:03:09,995 --> 01:03:12,039 I don't have any use for that jagoff. 1207 01:03:12,206 --> 01:03:14,625 Crap, I'm gonna be late for football practice. 1208 01:03:14,792 --> 01:03:17,085 -Hey, Trey-Trey, you got your stuff, right? - Yep. 1209 01:03:17,252 --> 01:03:19,963 I'm gonna drop you off at grandma's on the way to Kid's. 1210 01:03:20,130 --> 01:03:21,381 I wanna stay with Kid. 1211 01:03:21,548 --> 01:03:23,675 Oh, you wanna stay with Kid? Well, you can't. 1212 01:03:23,842 --> 01:03:26,386 No, you know what? Maybe he could stay over tonight. 1213 01:03:26,553 --> 01:03:29,014 We can have like a sleepover. What do you think? Huh? 1214 01:03:29,389 --> 01:03:30,474 - Yeah! KID: You like that? 1215 01:03:30,641 --> 01:03:33,393 Your grandmother will have my hide. It ain't happening. 1216 01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:35,062 - Come on! BJ: Look what you started. 1217 01:03:35,229 --> 01:03:37,356 - Come on! Please! - You gotta jump in there too? 1218 01:03:37,523 --> 01:03:39,191 Yeah, you're the dad. Come on. 1219 01:03:39,358 --> 01:03:41,568 - Please. BJ: All right, all right. I tell you what. 1220 01:03:41,735 --> 01:03:46,073 You can stay, as long as we make it a dudes-only secret. 1221 01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:50,202 Works for me. You know dude secrets are very important in life, Trey. 1222 01:03:50,369 --> 01:03:52,329 Your buddies, they gotta look out for you. 1223 01:03:52,496 --> 01:03:56,166 Like, if you're in a movie and you start crying, you don't want people to know. 1224 01:03:56,333 --> 01:03:58,544 They won't tell anybody because they're your buddies. 1225 01:03:58,710 --> 01:04:00,838 They cover for you when you get in trouble... 1226 01:04:01,004 --> 01:04:04,800 ...like when you have a gambling problem or an unexpected visit in the drunk tank. 1227 01:04:04,967 --> 01:04:08,846 - I think he probably he gets the point. - No, he's a very smart, intelligent kid. 1228 01:04:09,012 --> 01:04:10,472 It's amazing you're 8 years old. 1229 01:04:10,639 --> 01:04:13,392 I thought you'd be maybe like 9 or 10, or even 11. 1230 01:04:13,559 --> 01:04:15,394 - I'm almost 9. - Almost 9. 1231 01:04:15,561 --> 01:04:18,939 Dad, for my birthday can I have butterscotch jellybeans? 1232 01:04:19,106 --> 01:04:21,358 Ha-ha-ha. I don't know, bud. 1233 01:04:21,525 --> 01:04:24,444 - You got a few years to wait on that one. - Please? 1234 01:04:27,489 --> 01:04:28,991 SALLY: So... 1235 01:04:29,408 --> 01:04:32,244 ...anyone in your life these days? 1236 01:04:32,786 --> 01:04:35,080 There's been a few over the years. 1237 01:04:35,956 --> 01:04:38,667 They stick around for a while, and then they see these kind of, uh... 1238 01:04:38,834 --> 01:04:41,044 ...Oprah shows about relationships. 1239 01:04:41,211 --> 01:04:43,964 They tell me, "How come you don't talk about your feelings more?" 1240 01:04:44,131 --> 01:04:46,967 And I say, "Well, women are more verbal than men." 1241 01:04:47,134 --> 01:04:50,262 And they go, "Huh?" And "What?" Heh. 1242 01:04:50,429 --> 01:04:51,805 Then they leave. 1243 01:04:51,972 --> 01:04:54,182 Wow, listen to you. 1244 01:04:54,349 --> 01:04:56,184 "Women are more verbal than men." 1245 01:04:56,351 --> 01:05:00,439 Yeah, I read an article in Time magazine that's called: "Women are More Verbal than Men." 1246 01:05:00,606 --> 01:05:02,065 [LAUGHS] 1247 01:05:02,232 --> 01:05:03,650 It's true. 1248 01:05:04,651 --> 01:05:07,362 You know, I know it was a long time ago, but... 1249 01:05:08,363 --> 01:05:10,282 ...what happened? Really. 1250 01:05:11,867 --> 01:05:13,660 You were everything in my life. 1251 01:05:14,244 --> 01:05:15,871 Then Kid beat you. 1252 01:05:16,538 --> 01:05:17,581 [SIGHS] 1253 01:05:17,748 --> 01:05:18,832 And you were different. 1254 01:05:18,999 --> 01:05:20,125 And I was lost. 1255 01:05:20,292 --> 01:05:22,252 And everything started to fall apart. 1256 01:05:23,670 --> 01:05:26,131 Listen. This is ancient history. 1257 01:05:26,673 --> 01:05:30,177 I put it behind me. And I don't wanna get emotional about it. 1258 01:05:30,344 --> 01:05:33,305 I hope you've put it behind you. I just want to keep it calm. 1259 01:05:33,472 --> 01:05:34,514 But why him? 1260 01:05:34,681 --> 01:05:37,309 I mean, seriously, of all the people in the world? 1261 01:05:37,851 --> 01:05:39,978 I can't get it through my head. 1262 01:05:40,145 --> 01:05:41,521 I lay in bed at night. 1263 01:05:41,688 --> 01:05:44,483 I want to pound my head against-- I dream about killing this guy. 1264 01:05:44,650 --> 01:05:47,653 Why him? He's the worst guy in the world. 1265 01:05:47,819 --> 01:05:50,364 - Why? - Okay. Okay. 1266 01:05:51,031 --> 01:05:53,867 Remember when you went to the Catskills to train? 1267 01:05:54,034 --> 01:05:57,329 You wanted to be alone. You wouldn't return my calls. 1268 01:05:57,496 --> 01:05:58,872 Six months turned into a year. 1269 01:05:59,039 --> 01:06:02,167 I know that now, but I was focused on winning the title. 1270 01:06:02,334 --> 01:06:06,129 I know that. I know that. But I was so in love with you. 1271 01:06:06,296 --> 01:06:09,716 And I even flew up to surprise you. 1272 01:06:09,883 --> 01:06:11,510 And then I saw you with that woman. 1273 01:06:11,677 --> 01:06:15,514 I didn't know her. Nothing happened. I had no idea who she was. She just showed up. 1274 01:06:15,681 --> 01:06:16,723 What did I know? 1275 01:06:16,890 --> 01:06:20,060 I just wanted to hurt you as much as I thought you had hurt me. 1276 01:06:21,979 --> 01:06:24,189 And so... 1277 01:06:26,525 --> 01:06:27,567 Kid. 1278 01:06:29,695 --> 01:06:30,737 Kid. 1279 01:06:33,198 --> 01:06:34,241 [RAZOR SIGHS] 1280 01:06:34,408 --> 01:06:37,411 Kid. All right. 1281 01:06:37,577 --> 01:06:39,037 I understand. 1282 01:06:40,664 --> 01:06:42,374 Wow. 1283 01:06:42,666 --> 01:06:45,252 I think we've depressed the shit out of these pigeons. 1284 01:06:45,419 --> 01:06:47,379 - No, don't say that. Right? - Ha, ha. 1285 01:06:58,348 --> 01:07:00,600 It's the first time taking you alone. You nervous? 1286 01:07:00,767 --> 01:07:05,439 For you, maybe. If I told my dad you used a 12 pack of beer for a car seat... 1287 01:07:05,605 --> 01:07:06,815 ...he will not be happy- 1288 01:07:06,982 --> 01:07:10,277 He should've given us one, but you know what? It'll be our secret. 1289 01:07:10,444 --> 01:07:13,947 - And I'll drive slow. All right? - Mm-hm. 1290 01:07:15,532 --> 01:07:18,618 So, what do you wanna do tonight, huh? Go to the movies? 1291 01:07:18,785 --> 01:07:20,787 If it's PG-13 or R. I don't do G. 1292 01:07:20,954 --> 01:07:22,205 [PHONE RINGING] 1293 01:07:22,372 --> 01:07:25,584 - Oh, wow. You're old for your years. - You too. 1294 01:07:27,919 --> 01:07:29,046 Yeah. Dante. 1295 01:07:29,212 --> 01:07:30,756 We bigger than Pittsburgh, Kid! 1296 01:07:30,922 --> 01:07:32,966 - Well, what do you mean? - What's it mean? 1297 01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:36,970 It means we sold too many seats. It means we need a bigger venue. 1298 01:07:37,137 --> 01:07:39,056 Dude, the UFC thing put us over the top. 1299 01:07:39,222 --> 01:07:41,975 - How we gonna get a new venue? - What do you mean? It's already done! 1300 01:07:42,142 --> 01:07:44,811 The Consol Energy Center wants us! Eighteen thousand seats. 1301 01:07:44,978 --> 01:07:47,898 - You messing with me? - No, I ain't messing, you geriatric prick. 1302 01:07:48,065 --> 01:07:49,983 Pay-per-view and HBO too. I forgot that. 1303 01:07:50,150 --> 01:07:54,404 Let me tell you, if people buy this thing, do you understand this will set us straight? 1304 01:07:54,571 --> 01:07:55,947 A different type of money. 1305 01:07:56,114 --> 01:07:59,284 I'm talking about that Kardashian sex tape type money. 1306 01:07:59,451 --> 01:08:01,661 - Don't mess with me, man. - This is real, man. 1307 01:08:01,828 --> 01:08:02,996 This is money, baby! 1308 01:08:03,163 --> 01:08:04,998 Yeah, good. All good. Good. 1309 01:08:05,165 --> 01:08:06,666 - I just wanted to let you know. - Good. 1310 01:08:06,833 --> 01:08:08,627 - Bye, man. - Thanks. 1311 01:08:09,336 --> 01:08:10,504 Yeah. 1312 01:08:10,837 --> 01:08:12,756 I'm making it, baby! 1313 01:08:13,423 --> 01:08:15,842 I left my keys in the house. Goddamn it. 1314 01:08:16,009 --> 01:08:18,929 So since we established that I've never been that verbal... 1315 01:08:19,096 --> 01:08:23,350 ...and even you told me I had a hard time communicating. Remember that? 1316 01:08:23,517 --> 01:08:26,937 - Uh, yeah. - You didn't have to say it like that. Heh. 1317 01:08:27,104 --> 01:08:28,605 Well, you were right. 1318 01:08:28,772 --> 01:08:30,524 And I worked at it. 1319 01:08:30,690 --> 01:08:35,487 I started making things from junk or objects... 1320 01:08:36,363 --> 01:08:39,199 ...that I found at the yard. And I made this for you. 1321 01:08:40,367 --> 01:08:42,285 Oh, it's darling. 1322 01:08:43,120 --> 01:08:45,330 -It's-- - A mouse, I guess. 1323 01:08:45,497 --> 01:08:49,209 No, it looks more like a dog. Yeah, it's a dog. 1324 01:08:49,626 --> 01:08:52,337 - When did all this start? - I don't know. A long time ago. 1325 01:08:52,504 --> 01:08:57,008 It's just that some people look at old rusty scrap metal and say, "Ah, that's just junk." 1326 01:08:57,175 --> 01:08:58,552 But I see something else. 1327 01:08:59,219 --> 01:09:00,720 SALLY: Oh! 1328 01:09:00,887 --> 01:09:03,890 That's beautiful! I love that. 1329 01:09:04,349 --> 01:09:05,892 Excuse me, Mr. Sharp. 1330 01:09:06,059 --> 01:09:08,186 You have a phone call from a Mr. Dante Slate. 1331 01:09:08,353 --> 01:09:09,563 Please tell him I'm busy. 1332 01:09:09,729 --> 01:09:14,568 I'm afraid he insisted that it was quote, "mad important," and that "shit just got real." 1333 01:09:15,694 --> 01:09:18,321 Maybe you should take it because it's mad important. 1334 01:09:18,488 --> 01:09:19,739 Shit just got real. 1335 01:09:19,906 --> 01:09:21,575 Heh. Okay. 1336 01:09:25,120 --> 01:09:27,706 SALLY: Am I missing something here? - What? 1337 01:09:27,873 --> 01:09:30,125 Dante just told you you're playing the Consol Center. 1338 01:09:30,292 --> 01:09:32,586 - Yeah? - And you act more nervous than excited. 1339 01:09:32,752 --> 01:09:34,588 No, listen, I'm excited. 1340 01:09:34,754 --> 01:09:37,257 I don't drive a lot at night and I'm concentrating. 1341 01:09:37,424 --> 01:09:38,508 This is gonna be huge-- 1342 01:09:42,596 --> 01:09:44,097 - Unh. Ooh. - Sally! 1343 01:09:44,639 --> 01:09:47,017 Are you okay? No, you're cut up here. 1344 01:09:47,184 --> 01:09:51,104 I never saw that guy. He came out of nowhere. I swear to God, I never saw him. Jesus! 1345 01:09:53,940 --> 01:09:55,442 MAN: You guys all right? 1346 01:09:55,817 --> 01:09:56,860 You guys ORGY? 1347 01:09:57,027 --> 01:10:03,783 ALL: Pay-per-view! Pay-per-view! Pay-per-view! -It's gonna be real. Can you believe this? 1348 01:10:03,950 --> 01:10:06,411 I'm not believing you brought this boy to the bar. 1349 01:10:06,578 --> 01:10:07,746 We're going to the movies. 1350 01:10:07,913 --> 01:10:10,916 We will. We're just gonna celebrate for a little bit, okay? 1351 01:10:11,082 --> 01:10:12,792 Keep an eye on him, Joey, okay? 1352 01:10:12,959 --> 01:10:15,045 [BAND PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC] 1353 01:10:20,717 --> 01:10:22,302 [ALL CHEERING] 1354 01:10:22,469 --> 01:10:24,137 Now you all have to chug! 1355 01:10:24,304 --> 01:10:25,680 Now we all have to chug! 1356 01:10:25,847 --> 01:10:28,308 [MIMICS GULPING] 1357 01:10:28,475 --> 01:10:30,227 [LAUGHS] 1358 01:10:31,978 --> 01:10:33,980 Let's you and I get out of here. 1359 01:10:34,147 --> 01:10:35,732 Well, I can't, I got him, so... 1360 01:10:35,899 --> 01:10:37,901 He's fine. He's having fun. 1361 01:10:38,068 --> 01:10:39,903 Look. Time of his life. 1362 01:10:42,447 --> 01:10:43,657 Come on. 1363 01:10:45,700 --> 01:10:47,327 We'll be quick about it. 1364 01:10:53,416 --> 01:10:55,252 What do you think? Will it leave a scar? 1365 01:10:55,418 --> 01:10:59,839 Well, it's running right along your hairline, so I doubt you'll notice a thing. 1366 01:11:00,006 --> 01:11:02,676 - Unless I go bald. - Which, of course, you won't. 1367 01:11:03,134 --> 01:11:05,345 You won't, I promise. But if you do... 1368 01:11:05,512 --> 01:11:10,267 ...you're gonna be one smoking hot bald lady with a little scar that I'd love to hang outwith. 1369 01:11:10,433 --> 01:11:12,686 - Okay. You folks have a good evening. - Same. 1370 01:11:12,852 --> 01:11:14,646 - Thank you. LIGHTNING: Look at the two of you. 1371 01:11:14,813 --> 01:11:16,189 Who would have thunk it? 1372 01:11:16,356 --> 01:11:17,899 Lightning, hi. 1373 01:11:18,066 --> 01:11:19,359 - Good to see you, Sally. - Hi. 1374 01:11:19,526 --> 01:11:21,695 RAZOR: Strange how life works out, huh? 1375 01:11:21,861 --> 01:11:25,156 Oh, I'm flashing on to a stripper I knew once in Korea. 1376 01:11:25,615 --> 01:11:29,119 She never charged me. Not even for the most daring requests. 1377 01:11:29,286 --> 01:11:31,705 I keep hoping I'd run into her again someday. 1378 01:11:31,871 --> 01:11:35,208 - Her and her ping-pong ball. - Ooh. Hey. 1379 01:11:35,375 --> 01:11:38,211 I'm just saying, seeing the two of you together gives me hope. 1380 01:11:38,378 --> 01:11:40,088 Aw, that's sweet. 1381 01:11:40,255 --> 01:11:42,090 - No, it's not. - I think. 1382 01:11:42,257 --> 01:11:43,883 You look good. So how you feeling? 1383 01:11:44,050 --> 01:11:47,721 - Oh, I'm fine. I'm fine. No big deal at all. - Good. 1384 01:11:49,180 --> 01:11:51,641 Listen, can I talk to you for a minute? 1385 01:11:52,309 --> 01:11:54,894 - So, what'd you want to talk about? - Call it. 1386 01:11:55,395 --> 01:11:57,147 Come on, I wasn't paying attention. 1387 01:12:00,984 --> 01:12:04,195 When were you going to tell me you're blind in one eye? 1388 01:12:05,405 --> 01:12:06,489 How'd you know? 1389 01:12:06,656 --> 01:12:10,076 How'd I know? When that bum bitch-slapped you at the UFC fight. 1390 01:12:10,243 --> 01:12:13,913 A two-year-old could've seen that coming. When were you gonna tell me? 1391 01:12:14,080 --> 01:12:15,290 What happened? 1392 01:12:15,915 --> 01:12:20,754 A crucible blew up at the yard a couple of years ago. 1393 01:12:21,671 --> 01:12:24,758 Detached the retina. I thought it would heal. 1394 01:12:25,925 --> 01:12:29,429 - I figured I could get by. -"Get by"? Not only did you put Sally at risk... 1395 01:12:29,596 --> 01:12:32,557 ...if he finds out he can hit you on the right, he can kill you. 1396 01:12:32,724 --> 01:12:35,852 Then I go to my left. I need to do this, Light. 1397 01:12:39,105 --> 01:12:43,276 Look, I know you're doing this for my sake and I appreciate it. Believe me. 1398 01:12:44,903 --> 01:12:46,446 It's too dangerous. 1399 01:12:48,698 --> 01:12:50,575 We gotta call off the fight. 1400 01:12:57,290 --> 01:12:58,958 [SIGHS] 1401 01:13:00,335 --> 01:13:02,462 [JOEY MUMBLES THEN WOMAN LAUGHS] 1402 01:13:02,629 --> 01:13:05,256 I'm tired. Have you seen Kid? 1403 01:13:05,423 --> 01:13:08,593 No. You know, go over there and try his office. 1404 01:13:10,470 --> 01:13:11,763 He's cute. 1405 01:13:11,930 --> 01:13:13,390 You're cute. 1406 01:13:13,556 --> 01:13:15,767 You look exactly like Angelina Jolie. 1407 01:13:16,643 --> 01:13:18,645 [BOTH LAUGHING] 1408 01:13:23,817 --> 01:13:24,901 Kid? 1409 01:13:25,068 --> 01:13:26,486 You in here? 1410 01:13:26,653 --> 01:13:27,862 Kid? 1411 01:13:56,433 --> 01:13:57,642 - Holy shit! KID: Trey! 1412 01:13:58,351 --> 01:13:59,978 - What are you doing? - You scared me! 1413 01:14:00,145 --> 01:14:01,354 KID: Stop the car! 1414 01:14:01,521 --> 01:14:04,649 - Why is your shirt off? - Stop the car. Turn around and stop the car. 1415 01:14:04,816 --> 01:14:07,527 - I can't reach the brakes, Grandpa! - Don't call me Grandpa. 1416 01:14:07,694 --> 01:14:10,530 - Get off the seat and press the brake. - Sir! Go on! Get it! 1417 01:14:10,697 --> 01:14:11,948 Press the brake down there. 1418 01:14:13,324 --> 01:14:16,161 Go down and press the brake. Press the brake! 1419 01:14:17,787 --> 01:14:19,956 - Ugh. - Please don't tell my dad. 1420 01:14:20,123 --> 01:14:23,376 Oh, no, no. Never. This is our big dude secret. Never. Lifelong. 1421 01:14:23,543 --> 01:14:26,045 [SIREN WAILS] 1422 01:14:26,921 --> 01:14:28,006 Uh-oh. 1423 01:14:28,173 --> 01:14:29,841 Oh, my goodness. 1424 01:14:30,008 --> 01:14:31,676 - Lightning's right. - Why is he right? 1425 01:14:31,843 --> 01:14:34,471 - Why is he right and I'm wrong? - You can't do this fight. 1426 01:14:34,637 --> 01:14:38,558 - I'm in the best shape I've been in 20 years. - You can't risk it. Why? 1427 01:14:38,725 --> 01:14:41,853 What have you wanted most for the last 30 years? 1428 01:14:42,020 --> 01:14:43,062 This fight... 1429 01:14:43,771 --> 01:14:45,440 ...or something else? 1430 01:14:48,735 --> 01:14:49,986 Excuse me. 1431 01:14:50,153 --> 01:14:51,696 Trey? Trey? 1432 01:14:51,863 --> 01:14:53,072 Dad! 1433 01:14:53,740 --> 01:14:56,034 I turned my back, like, for a minute. That was it. 1434 01:14:56,201 --> 01:14:59,704 Turn your back in a bar? What'd you say to me? What did you say? 1435 01:14:59,871 --> 01:15:02,916 You said, "Dinner, maybe a movie." Then you took my son to a bar. 1436 01:15:03,082 --> 01:15:06,419 - Dad, it's not his fault. Or the naked lady's. - What? 1437 01:15:06,836 --> 01:15:07,962 [BJ SCOFFS] 1438 01:15:08,129 --> 01:15:11,758 One night I ask you to step up, like a father, and you can't keep it together. 1439 01:15:11,925 --> 01:15:14,969 Come on, BJ. Nobody got hurt. Everybody's okay. Come on. 1440 01:15:15,136 --> 01:15:17,597 BJ: "Everybody's okay"? Who's okay? I'm not okay. 1441 01:15:17,764 --> 01:15:19,432 Kid, all right? It's my son. 1442 01:15:19,599 --> 01:15:22,560 He means everything to me. A concept you would never understand. 1443 01:15:22,727 --> 01:15:24,938 - Come on. - No, no. Listen to me. 1444 01:15:25,104 --> 01:15:27,315 I'm gonna need you to stay away from us, okay? 1445 01:15:27,482 --> 01:15:30,735 You stay away from me. You stay away from my son. That's it. 1446 01:15:33,446 --> 01:15:35,281 [DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES] 1447 01:15:40,036 --> 01:15:44,457 Hey! Look at you. Still alive, defying the odds. Heh. 1448 01:15:44,624 --> 01:15:49,546 Ha, ha. Good one. Makes it a lot easier for me to say what I gotta say. 1449 01:15:50,171 --> 01:15:52,423 - He's out. -"Out"? What do you mean "out"? 1450 01:15:52,590 --> 01:15:55,009 - Fight's off. See you. -"See you"? 1451 01:15:55,176 --> 01:16:00,139 Hey! Wait, ain't no damn "see you." Get back here, you wrinkled, Hobbit-faced son of a bitch. 1452 01:16:00,306 --> 01:16:01,391 I got a contract. 1453 01:16:01,558 --> 01:16:03,726 - Razor is gonna fight. - He's not gonna fight. 1454 01:16:03,893 --> 01:16:08,147 Take some of the money your father skimmed off Razor, get yourself a new guy. 1455 01:16:08,314 --> 01:16:09,941 Razor's not gonna fight. 1456 01:16:10,108 --> 01:16:12,318 You know what? Screw you and screw my dad. 1457 01:16:12,485 --> 01:16:14,612 You think you the only one that got ripped off? Huh? 1458 01:16:14,779 --> 01:16:18,741 Only thing my dad left me was a bad reputation, which is why I need this to happen. 1459 01:16:18,908 --> 01:16:21,995 I got a boy in private school, which means he has white friends... 1460 01:16:22,161 --> 01:16:24,080 ...which means he wants white people shit. 1461 01:16:24,247 --> 01:16:27,375 He asked me for a bar mitzvah. Any idea how expensive that shit is? 1462 01:16:27,542 --> 01:16:28,585 It's expensive! 1463 01:16:29,419 --> 01:16:34,465 I feel your pain and I'm sorry your father was such a prick, but Razor's not doing the fight. 1464 01:16:35,508 --> 01:16:37,802 Let me tell you something. I'll tell you what's-- 1465 01:16:37,969 --> 01:16:39,178 I'm talking to you. 1466 01:16:39,345 --> 01:16:42,682 You not even gonna storm off in a fast fashion? You gonna walk slow? 1467 01:16:43,474 --> 01:16:45,018 For you to walk off makes me look-- 1468 01:16:46,644 --> 01:16:48,813 Oh, shit! 1469 01:16:49,147 --> 01:16:51,107 Yo, I gotta take the car back? 1470 01:16:51,274 --> 01:16:52,942 ["WINTER WONDERLAND" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 1471 01:16:53,109 --> 01:16:55,069 Gone astray is the bluebird 1472 01:16:55,236 --> 01:16:59,657 Here to stay is the new bird 1473 01:16:59,824 --> 01:17:04,162 He sings a love song As we go along 1474 01:17:04,329 --> 01:17:06,456 [PHONE RINGING] 1475 01:17:08,041 --> 01:17:12,712 Dante. This better be good news because I can't handle anything bad. 1476 01:17:16,049 --> 01:17:17,592 RAZOR: Where are you, Sally Rose? - Hey. 1477 01:17:17,759 --> 01:17:18,801 Hey- 1478 01:17:18,968 --> 01:17:21,387 - I've got a really great idea. - Okay, let's hear it. 1479 01:17:21,554 --> 01:17:22,597 How about this? 1480 01:17:22,764 --> 01:17:24,557 Ow. Heh, ow. 1481 01:17:24,724 --> 01:17:25,933 - We go out of town. - Yeah? 1482 01:17:26,100 --> 01:17:28,561 - Let's get out of here. - Okay. Let's do it. Where? 1483 01:17:28,728 --> 01:17:32,190 Do you remember how we always loved the Adirondacks and we never went? 1484 01:17:32,357 --> 01:17:33,941 - Yeah. - Millions of times, right? 1485 01:17:34,108 --> 01:17:35,234 Right. Millions of leaves. 1486 01:17:35,401 --> 01:17:37,779 - And we regretted it, right? - Yeah. 1487 01:17:37,945 --> 01:17:40,406 Well, okay, what? No more regrets? 1488 01:17:41,407 --> 01:17:43,326 Jesus! Aah! 1489 01:17:44,869 --> 01:17:47,330 KID: You gonna quit again? Again, you're gonna quit? 1490 01:17:47,497 --> 01:17:49,832 - Get out of here, Kid. - No way. I don't think so. 1491 01:17:49,999 --> 01:17:53,419 No, no. I'm not gonna get out of here till you say you're gonna fight me. 1492 01:17:53,586 --> 01:17:58,216 - Oh! What are you doing, you moron? - Oh, will you look--? I can't believe this. 1493 01:17:58,383 --> 01:18:01,594 - Get out of here, Kid. - Is that why you quit? Because of her? 1494 01:18:03,638 --> 01:18:06,391 - Because of her? Did she make you quit? SALLY: Henry. 1495 01:18:09,352 --> 01:18:12,939 Hey, you made me wait 30 years to prove to the world I could kick your ass. 1496 01:18:13,106 --> 01:18:14,899 And that's what I'm gonna do, kick your ass 1497 01:18:15,066 --> 01:18:17,443 - You're gonna move on. Move on! - What, move on? 1498 01:18:17,610 --> 01:18:20,780 Now that you got her, you want me to move on? And what do I got? 1499 01:18:20,947 --> 01:18:22,115 Nothing. Nothing. 1500 01:18:22,281 --> 01:18:24,909 How do you live with yourself knowing that we tied? 1501 01:18:25,326 --> 01:18:28,287 There was no grudge match. You never beat me. 1502 01:18:28,454 --> 01:18:30,415 I was there! He kicked your ass! 1503 01:18:30,581 --> 01:18:34,794 He didn't kick my ass. He knew I wasn't ready for that fight. He didn't do shit. 1504 01:18:34,961 --> 01:18:36,963 I lost because I was out of shape. 1505 01:18:37,130 --> 01:18:39,549 The first one, I kicked his ass because I was in shape. 1506 01:18:39,716 --> 01:18:41,551 SALLY: You're pathetic. KID: "You're pathetic." 1507 01:18:41,718 --> 01:18:44,429 Go ahead, tell her! Tell her! Tell her! 1508 01:18:44,595 --> 01:18:47,140 - He wasn't ready. - Yeah, see? 1509 01:18:47,306 --> 01:18:50,435 - You were afraid of that fight. - Not even a little. I was gonna knock you out! 1510 01:18:50,601 --> 01:18:54,897 - Yeah? Well, let's do it now, then! - Look at us. What are you talking about? 1511 01:18:55,064 --> 01:18:56,774 Yeah, look at us! We're not dead! 1512 01:18:56,941 --> 01:18:59,318 - Everybody's laughing! The world's laughing! - Right. 1513 01:18:59,485 --> 01:19:03,990 But we're not dead. In fact, this whole thing has made me feel more alive than ever! 1514 01:19:04,657 --> 01:19:05,658 You? What about you? 1515 01:19:05,825 --> 01:19:08,161 - Huh? Don't let her get in the way. - Leave her out of it. 1516 01:19:08,327 --> 01:19:10,997 - Or what? You're not gonna fight? - Leave her out of it. You and me. 1517 01:19:11,164 --> 01:19:13,499 - Yeah! It's me and you! Right! - You're a child. 1518 01:19:13,666 --> 01:19:18,838 What are you doing? Give him his balls back! Let him fight me! Let him reclaim his manhood! 1519 01:19:19,005 --> 01:19:21,007 Please, I'm begging you. I'm begging you. 1520 01:19:21,174 --> 01:19:26,012 This is our last chance. Let's finish this once and for all. Come on. Come on! 1521 01:19:27,221 --> 01:19:28,264 Come on. 1522 01:19:29,724 --> 01:19:31,309 It ain't gonna happen. 1523 01:19:31,934 --> 01:19:33,102 Wha-J? 1524 01:19:33,436 --> 01:19:35,104 What are you doing? 1525 01:19:38,816 --> 01:19:41,569 I'm done. Come on. 1526 01:19:45,948 --> 01:19:47,366 [DOOR CLOSES] 1527 01:20:06,552 --> 01:20:09,305 ["WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 1528 01:20:11,182 --> 01:20:12,225 WALTER: Hey. 1529 01:20:12,642 --> 01:20:14,811 Don't make a mess, or I have to clean it up. 1530 01:20:14,977 --> 01:20:18,898 Walter. Are you working here now? I didn't know that. 1531 01:20:19,065 --> 01:20:23,903 Yeah, man. You know, well, it's always been my life passion, to wait tables. 1532 01:20:24,070 --> 01:20:25,947 Well, a job's a job, right? 1533 01:20:26,113 --> 01:20:27,490 - I am not complaining. - Right. 1534 01:20:27,657 --> 01:20:29,075 I'm happy to have a job. 1535 01:20:29,617 --> 01:20:31,828 It would kill me if I couldn't bet on you, man. 1536 01:20:32,453 --> 01:20:37,416 I don't know about the betting. You know, things happen. You never know for sure. 1537 01:20:37,583 --> 01:20:40,920 Me and a bunch of guys from the plant, we're gonna be in the nosebleeds. 1538 01:20:41,087 --> 01:20:42,129 That's nice of you. 1539 01:20:42,296 --> 01:20:46,092 Don't let this high-paying job fool you. We could all use a win. 1540 01:20:46,259 --> 01:20:49,387 - And that sorry-ass burger is on me. - Ha-ha-ha. 1541 01:20:49,554 --> 01:20:51,931 - Be cool, man. - All right, man. 1542 01:21:35,141 --> 01:21:36,267 BJ: I got it. 1543 01:21:36,434 --> 01:21:40,855 Hey, Trey. Let's go! Breakfast is on the table. I don't wanna be waiting on you. Five minutes. 1544 01:21:41,022 --> 01:21:42,189 TREY: Okay, Dad. 1545 01:21:44,191 --> 01:21:46,068 -Hey. -Hey. 1546 01:21:46,402 --> 01:21:49,280 - You're BJ? - Yeah, that's right. How you doing? 1547 01:21:49,697 --> 01:21:51,991 Mom, she's told me all about you. 1548 01:21:52,158 --> 01:21:53,451 You know, recently. 1549 01:21:53,868 --> 01:21:55,786 - You look like her. - Really? 1550 01:21:55,953 --> 01:21:56,996 No, not really. 1551 01:21:57,163 --> 01:21:59,165 Heh. I was gonna say. Come on inside. 1552 01:21:59,332 --> 01:22:01,375 Hey, Ma, Razor's here. 1553 01:22:01,542 --> 01:22:03,586 Can I get you something? Some juice? 1554 01:22:03,753 --> 01:22:05,421 No, I'm okay. 1555 01:22:05,588 --> 01:22:09,467 Listen, don't tell my mom I said this. If she knew, she'd stab me with a fork... 1556 01:22:09,634 --> 01:22:13,429 ...but I think she's really glad you're around. She thinks you're a good guy. 1557 01:22:13,596 --> 01:22:16,265 I don't know, I just wanted you to know that. 1558 01:22:16,891 --> 01:22:19,310 - Thank you. I like that. - Good. 1559 01:22:19,477 --> 01:22:20,853 Hey, Ma. 1560 01:22:21,020 --> 01:22:24,649 Excuse me. Heh. I'm gonna let you guys be. 1561 01:22:24,815 --> 01:22:25,858 Okay. 1562 01:22:28,361 --> 01:22:31,072 - Good kid. - He's a good boy. 1563 01:22:32,531 --> 01:22:34,200 I'm gonna fight. 1564 01:22:35,326 --> 01:22:38,120 Don't let him use me to shame you into doing this. 1565 01:22:38,287 --> 01:22:40,831 I'm not. I'm not. 1566 01:22:42,083 --> 01:22:43,584 Not at all. 1567 01:22:44,251 --> 01:22:47,755 I made so many mistakes, Sally. I made so many. 1568 01:22:47,922 --> 01:22:51,008 Maybe I shouldn't have quit boxing 30 years ago. 1569 01:22:51,175 --> 01:22:53,928 Maybe I should've spent more time with you. I ignored you so much. 1570 01:22:54,095 --> 01:22:57,014 Maybe I could've forgiven you and helped raise your kid. 1571 01:22:57,181 --> 01:22:59,725 Maybe I could've done so many things that I didn't do. 1572 01:22:59,892 --> 01:23:02,853 I just don't wanna make any more mistakes. I'm done with that. 1573 01:23:03,020 --> 01:23:05,773 I let him take from me... 1574 01:23:06,232 --> 01:23:09,568 ...the two things that mattered most: 1575 01:23:09,735 --> 01:23:12,822 You and boxing. I just shut it out. 1576 01:23:14,573 --> 01:23:16,659 I don't even have a TV. 1577 01:23:16,826 --> 01:23:17,910 Can you believe that? 1578 01:23:18,077 --> 01:23:21,539 Because I'm afraid I might flip to a fight by accident... 1579 01:23:21,706 --> 01:23:25,042 ...and be embarrassed because I'm a fighter. I was born to be a fighter. 1580 01:23:25,209 --> 01:23:27,336 I had some talent. I did. 1581 01:23:27,503 --> 01:23:30,047 And I just walked away so early. 1582 01:23:34,969 --> 01:23:36,470 I love you. 1583 01:23:37,513 --> 01:23:39,682 Always have. Always will. 1584 01:23:41,267 --> 01:23:43,811 You're stuck with me, believe me. 1585 01:23:44,770 --> 01:23:49,942 But I've always regretted not beating Kid at his best. 1586 01:23:50,735 --> 01:23:54,447 No matter how hard you guys work, it won't be your best. 1587 01:23:55,239 --> 01:23:57,033 It's the best we got. 1588 01:24:02,455 --> 01:24:04,790 Then go kick his ass. 1589 01:24:08,002 --> 01:24:10,212 Well, since you put it like that. 1590 01:24:11,005 --> 01:24:12,882 Heh, he's a dead man. 1591 01:24:13,049 --> 01:24:15,134 [NO AUDIO] 1592 01:24:30,816 --> 01:24:32,026 Stay left. 1593 01:24:32,610 --> 01:24:33,652 Stay left. 1594 01:24:34,820 --> 01:24:36,572 Left. Left! 1595 01:24:59,804 --> 01:25:01,514 [GRUNTS] 1596 01:25:03,516 --> 01:25:05,184 Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo! 1597 01:25:34,588 --> 01:25:35,881 I think I might be ready. 1598 01:25:36,340 --> 01:25:39,885 Yeah, you're ready. You're a one-eyed monster. 1599 01:25:40,719 --> 01:25:42,096 [RAZOR CHUCKLES] 1600 01:25:43,180 --> 01:25:44,473 Agh! 1601 01:25:44,640 --> 01:25:47,977 DANTE: Okay, so this is my VIP section, I need to fill it with VIPs. Understand? 1602 01:25:48,144 --> 01:25:50,563 I want a Kardashian. Give me a big-tittied Playmate. 1603 01:25:50,729 --> 01:25:54,066 Whatever pussy actor that played a boxer in a movie, I want him. 1604 01:25:54,233 --> 01:25:55,901 - Lou, you got anybody? - My mother. 1605 01:25:56,068 --> 01:25:58,904 These are VIP. That woman can't see. I can put her up top. She can hear. 1606 01:25:59,071 --> 01:26:01,532 - She's looking forward to this. - I'm not gonna waste that time. 1607 01:26:01,699 --> 01:26:03,242 Down! Set. 1608 01:26:03,409 --> 01:26:04,577 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 1609 01:26:04,952 --> 01:26:06,245 Go, go, go, go, 90, 90, 90- 1610 01:26:06,412 --> 01:26:07,496 BJ, you got a visitor. 1611 01:26:09,957 --> 01:26:11,417 They're yours, coach. 1612 01:26:12,084 --> 01:26:13,294 COACH: All right, listen up! 1613 01:26:13,460 --> 01:26:15,004 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 1614 01:26:18,549 --> 01:26:22,136 Look, I know you got every right to hate me. And I don't blame you. 1615 01:26:22,303 --> 01:26:25,806 But I need you now. I need you in my corner. 1616 01:26:26,182 --> 01:26:27,850 You're the best person for me. 1617 01:26:28,934 --> 01:26:31,187 I know I wasn't there for you and Trey. 1618 01:26:31,896 --> 01:26:35,316 I can't take that back. I can't fix it. 1619 01:26:39,987 --> 01:26:41,363 I brought him these. 1620 01:26:41,530 --> 01:26:43,616 Butterscotch jellybeans. - Heh. 1621 01:26:43,782 --> 01:26:46,076 Figure he's old enough now. 1622 01:26:46,243 --> 01:26:48,913 - Yeah, you're really not very good at this. - No, I'm not. 1623 01:26:51,415 --> 01:26:52,625 But I'm trying, you know. 1624 01:26:54,627 --> 01:26:56,253 And I brought this too. 1625 01:26:56,420 --> 01:27:00,758 I collected these over the years. Just so you know the whole story. 1626 01:27:25,157 --> 01:27:28,285 Hello again, everybody. I'm Jim Lampley and welcome to Pittsburgh... 1627 01:27:28,452 --> 01:27:32,998 ...where a raucous sold-out crowd has assembled for this unique grudge match. 1628 01:27:33,165 --> 01:27:36,001 Now, you stand to the left and you keep him in your vision. 1629 01:27:36,168 --> 01:27:37,795 - I will. Don't worry. - I am worried. 1630 01:27:38,420 --> 01:27:40,839 I love you like a son, but I'm telling you right now: 1631 01:27:41,006 --> 01:27:42,967 If you're taking a beating, I'm throwing this in. 1632 01:27:43,133 --> 01:27:45,010 - Don't do that. - I'm gonna. I'm not asking. 1633 01:27:45,177 --> 01:27:46,762 I am telling you. 1634 01:27:46,929 --> 01:27:48,597 I'll also tell you something else. 1635 01:27:48,764 --> 01:27:51,892 If you beat this mug, there's gonna be a new television in the living room. 1636 01:27:52,059 --> 01:27:53,102 I don't want one. 1637 01:27:53,269 --> 01:27:55,354 Not for you. For me. 1638 01:27:55,521 --> 01:27:56,855 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 1639 01:28:07,199 --> 01:28:10,327 I gotta tell you. It's probably the shittiest wrap job I ever seen. 1640 01:28:10,494 --> 01:28:13,205 Thought maybe you could use a little help today, huh? 1641 01:28:13,372 --> 01:28:15,624 Yeah, I could. Sure. 1642 01:28:31,890 --> 01:28:33,726 Remember what I taught you. Don't mess this up. 1643 01:28:33,892 --> 01:28:35,894 Just sit back and relax. I'm doing it perfect. 1644 01:28:36,061 --> 01:28:38,439 - You've got fragile hands. - You're a stubborn son of a bitch. 1645 01:28:38,605 --> 01:28:40,941 Where do you think I got it from? Ha-ha-ha. 1646 01:28:43,193 --> 01:28:44,737 MAN: Guys, it's time. - Showtime. 1647 01:28:45,404 --> 01:28:46,405 SALLY: Okay. 1648 01:28:46,864 --> 01:28:50,909 - Be careful. - Let's go! You ain't getting any younger! 1649 01:28:52,619 --> 01:28:53,662 Nice. 1650 01:28:53,829 --> 01:28:55,039 Time, guys. 1651 01:28:55,205 --> 01:28:57,207 All right. All right, we'll be right there. 1652 01:28:57,374 --> 01:28:58,500 Breathe for me. 1653 01:28:58,667 --> 01:29:00,210 Breathe, that's it. 1654 01:29:00,377 --> 01:29:01,920 Okay. That's it. 1655 01:29:02,755 --> 01:29:04,256 - You okay? - Yeah. 1656 01:29:04,590 --> 01:29:05,966 You think I still got it? 1657 01:29:06,133 --> 01:29:07,593 I think you still got it. 1658 01:29:07,760 --> 01:29:10,763 Hey, somehow, you never lost it. All right? 1659 01:29:12,514 --> 01:29:13,557 Good. 1660 01:29:15,517 --> 01:29:16,769 Let's go to work. 1661 01:29:17,186 --> 01:29:18,562 Let's do this. 1662 01:29:39,124 --> 01:29:41,001 [CHEERING] 1663 01:29:41,877 --> 01:29:45,631 I guess the city of Pittsburgh missed all the fanfare about what a joke this fight is. 1664 01:29:45,798 --> 01:29:48,300 - This is some crowd. - This could be good. 1665 01:29:50,469 --> 01:29:51,887 Holy shit. 1666 01:29:52,471 --> 01:29:53,597 Well put. 1667 01:30:02,272 --> 01:30:04,066 Going without the scooter? 1668 01:30:04,233 --> 01:30:05,317 You kidding me? 1669 01:30:05,484 --> 01:30:08,946 With all that hot talent out there, I can land me some snapper tonight. 1670 01:30:09,113 --> 01:30:10,656 I just threw up in my mouth. 1671 01:30:10,823 --> 01:30:13,826 [DROPKICK MURPHYS' "I'M SHIPPING UP TO BOSTON" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 1672 01:30:24,920 --> 01:30:27,506 LAMPLEY: And here comes Billy "The Kid" McDonnen. 1673 01:30:31,427 --> 01:30:35,931 McDonnen, if you're dusting off your history book, was 41-1 in his 12-year career. 1674 01:30:36,098 --> 01:30:38,517 The one loss was against Sharp. 1675 01:30:42,146 --> 01:30:44,523 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 1676 01:30:50,070 --> 01:30:51,530 That's the Kid! 1677 01:30:51,697 --> 01:30:54,700 [AC/DC'S "BACK IN BLACK" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 1678 01:30:58,287 --> 01:31:01,206 And now, Razor Sharp makes his way into the arena. 1679 01:31:15,137 --> 01:31:18,390 MERCHANT". It's not very often we've seen a crowd in one city... 1680 01:31:18,557 --> 01:31:20,893 ...so evenly divided, Jim. 1681 01:31:30,402 --> 01:31:35,407 LAMPLEY". In his nine-year career, Sharp had 33 professional wins and only 1 loss. 1682 01:31:35,574 --> 01:31:37,367 And we all know who that was to. 1683 01:31:38,994 --> 01:31:43,081 Welcome to this evening's very special main event. 1684 01:31:43,248 --> 01:31:45,125 Ladies and gentleman... 1685 01:31:45,292 --> 01:31:50,589 ...let's get ready to rumble! 1686 01:31:51,507 --> 01:31:54,009 Introducing first, fighting out of the blue corner... 1687 01:31:54,176 --> 01:31:56,386 ...wearing his trademark kelly-green trunks... 1688 01:31:56,553 --> 01:32:00,390 ...and weighing in at 175 pounds, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania... 1689 01:32:00,557 --> 01:32:01,725 Yeah, Kid! 1690 01:32:01,892 --> 01:32:03,977 "Fighting out of the Kid McDonnen Auto Mall... 1691 01:32:04,144 --> 01:32:06,855 ...where zero percent financing will knock you out." 1692 01:32:07,689 --> 01:32:09,441 - Open Sundays! - Oh, come on, man. 1693 01:32:09,608 --> 01:32:13,570 The former Light Heavyweight Champion of the world... 1694 01:32:13,737 --> 01:32:19,117 ...Billy "The Kid" McDonnen! 1695 01:32:21,537 --> 01:32:23,288 And fighting out of the red corner... 1696 01:32:23,455 --> 01:32:25,040 ...wearing white with black... 1697 01:32:25,207 --> 01:32:28,085 ...weighing in at 178 pounds... 1698 01:32:28,252 --> 01:32:30,462 ...also from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania... 1699 01:32:32,130 --> 01:32:35,634 ...former Light Heavyweight World Champion... 1700 01:32:35,801 --> 01:32:41,139 ...Henry "Razor" Sharp! 1701 01:32:47,271 --> 01:32:48,772 All right, boxers out. 1702 01:32:49,648 --> 01:32:51,650 Boxer out, one second. 1703 01:32:53,944 --> 01:32:56,947 All right, gentlemen. You had my detailed instructions. 1704 01:32:57,114 --> 01:32:59,616 I expect you to obey my commands at all times. 1705 01:32:59,783 --> 01:33:01,326 Protect yourself at all times. 1706 01:33:01,493 --> 01:33:02,786 Are there any questions? 1707 01:33:02,953 --> 01:33:05,455 Gutsy move going without a bra. 1708 01:33:05,622 --> 01:33:09,001 I've got a surprise for you when you get home. I took a shit on your porch. 1709 01:33:09,167 --> 01:33:12,087 - We are live, guys. We are live right now. - Touch them up. 1710 01:33:12,671 --> 01:33:14,464 Is this about me and you? Or her? 1711 01:33:15,299 --> 01:33:17,009 Me and you. 1712 01:33:17,175 --> 01:33:20,137 Oh, thank God. I thought he was gonna say it was about the shit. 1713 01:33:24,683 --> 01:33:25,976 And here we go. 1714 01:33:27,352 --> 01:33:28,353 [BELL RINGS] 1715 01:33:28,520 --> 01:33:29,813 Box! 1716 01:33:30,355 --> 01:33:33,609 LAMPLEY". We can expect both men to feel each other out at this point. 1717 01:33:38,905 --> 01:33:41,783 MERCHANT". Sharp not looking very Sharp at the moment. 1718 01:33:41,950 --> 01:33:44,369 ROY: Well, that's no surprise after a 30-year layoff. 1719 01:33:45,203 --> 01:33:48,832 LAMPLEY". And there's a wild hook by Billy "The Kid" that misses by a mile. 1720 01:33:48,999 --> 01:33:51,043 Don't load up, Pop! Don't load up! 1721 01:33:51,209 --> 01:33:53,462 MERCHANT: Lots of rust on both sides. 1722 01:33:53,629 --> 01:33:56,715 LAMPLEY: What do you think of this so far? JONES". It's not pretty at all. 1723 01:33:56,882 --> 01:33:58,717 Let's go, let's go. Let's start the fight. 1724 01:34:01,887 --> 01:34:05,265 LAMPLEY: Now Sharp stepping forward a little more assertively behind that jab. 1725 01:34:05,432 --> 01:34:06,808 McDonnen says, "Come on." 1726 01:34:06,975 --> 01:34:08,727 Come on, Kid! Roll and throw. 1727 01:34:08,894 --> 01:34:10,729 LAMPLEY". Sharp jabbing, then backing up. 1728 01:34:12,022 --> 01:34:14,566 - That's it! LAMPLEY: Razor was hurt by that punch! 1729 01:34:16,068 --> 01:34:18,320 - Dear God. LAMPLEY: And, boom, there it is. 1730 01:34:18,487 --> 01:34:21,740 - Kid's famous left hook finally showed up. MERCHANT: Might've hurt Razor. 1731 01:34:21,907 --> 01:34:25,327 - Razor appears cut above his right eye. LAMPLEY: Razor is cut. 1732 01:34:30,082 --> 01:34:31,166 Come on! 1733 01:34:31,416 --> 01:34:32,501 [GRUNTS] 1734 01:34:34,795 --> 01:34:36,254 [BELL RINGS] 1735 01:34:36,421 --> 01:34:37,422 LAMPLEY". Bell sounds. 1736 01:34:37,589 --> 01:34:39,424 - What? - Hey. 1737 01:34:39,925 --> 01:34:41,343 [AUDIENCE JEERING AND BOOING] 1738 01:34:41,510 --> 01:34:44,096 LAMPLEY". That was a hard right hand immediately after the bell. 1739 01:34:46,598 --> 01:34:50,185 - That will lead to a point deduction. - That can cost the Kid a round. 1740 01:34:50,352 --> 01:34:51,603 Give him some water. 1741 01:34:51,770 --> 01:34:54,272 - You're doing real good, you pussy. - That's not helping. 1742 01:34:54,439 --> 01:34:56,108 I'm 800 years old, I say what I want. 1743 01:34:56,274 --> 01:34:57,901 - Can you stop the bleeding? - For a while. 1744 01:34:58,068 --> 01:34:59,945 What are you doing, hitting him after the bell? 1745 01:35:00,112 --> 01:35:02,739 You're gonna get us thrown out. I need you to be smart. 1746 01:35:02,906 --> 01:35:04,700 - All right? - Relax. 1747 01:35:04,866 --> 01:35:07,619 - He's gonna figure you out. - Either way, I'm taking him out. 1748 01:35:07,786 --> 01:35:09,413 - Do it quick. - Right. 1749 01:35:17,796 --> 01:35:18,839 [BELL RINGS] 1750 01:35:19,005 --> 01:35:21,049 LAMPLEY". And now round two is about to get underway. 1751 01:35:21,216 --> 01:35:24,261 MERCHANT: Have to give round one to Sharp after that foul. 1752 01:35:24,428 --> 01:35:25,846 Roll and throw, Kid! 1753 01:35:26,555 --> 01:35:29,641 LAMPLEY: And Razor Sharp will waste no time pressing his advantage. 1754 01:35:30,642 --> 01:35:31,935 Come on, Kid. Move that head. 1755 01:35:32,102 --> 01:35:33,311 - Unh! - Oh! 1756 01:35:34,229 --> 01:35:36,815 LAMPLEY". Razor is unrelenting. Pounding away. 1757 01:35:36,982 --> 01:35:39,776 - All right! All right! - Roll and throw! 1758 01:35:40,569 --> 01:35:42,154 LAMPLEY: Razor continues to unload. 1759 01:35:44,072 --> 01:35:46,616 - Down goes Kid on a massive left hand. MERCHANT: Oh, yes. 1760 01:35:47,200 --> 01:35:49,453 LAMPLEY". Referee Pat Russell will pick up the count. 1761 01:35:49,619 --> 01:35:51,621 You got him! You got him! Now finish him! 1762 01:35:52,164 --> 01:35:54,082 LAMPLEY". The Kid is taking a ton of punishment... 1763 01:35:54,249 --> 01:35:56,418 ...but that's always been a part of his game. 1764 01:35:56,585 --> 01:35:59,504 MERCHANT: He's stronger than he looks. - I'm okay, I'm okay. 1765 01:36:03,008 --> 01:36:04,426 LAMPLEY". He's got Kid in trouble. 1766 01:36:05,177 --> 01:36:07,846 JONES". Oh, got him. LAMPLEY: Down he goes! 1767 01:36:08,764 --> 01:36:10,640 Get over there! Two! 1768 01:36:10,807 --> 01:36:13,685 He must just be thinking: "Why in the hell did I do this?" 1769 01:36:13,852 --> 01:36:15,604 Roll and throw! Do it now! 1770 01:36:15,771 --> 01:36:19,608 You have got to start slipping punches and letting your hands go. Roll and throw. 1771 01:36:19,775 --> 01:36:22,486 - You hear me? Roll and throw. - Seven! You getting up? 1772 01:36:22,652 --> 01:36:24,196 Eight! Walk to me. 1773 01:36:25,030 --> 01:36:26,114 You okay, Kid? 1774 01:36:26,281 --> 01:36:27,699 Show me something. Box! 1775 01:36:32,329 --> 01:36:34,998 Get out of the corner! It's a trap! Get out of the corner! 1776 01:36:35,165 --> 01:36:36,541 Now! Right now! 1777 01:36:37,125 --> 01:36:38,210 LAMPLEY: Oh, boy! 1778 01:36:38,376 --> 01:36:39,711 - Attaway, Kid! - Goddamn it! 1779 01:36:41,963 --> 01:36:43,381 Now, let your hands go! That's it! 1780 01:36:49,721 --> 01:36:50,764 [BELL RINGS] 1781 01:36:50,931 --> 01:36:52,557 - Bell! Time! LAMPLEY: No boxing here. 1782 01:36:52,724 --> 01:36:54,518 This is an all-out war. 1783 01:36:54,684 --> 01:36:55,727 Let's go, baby! 1784 01:36:56,186 --> 01:36:58,563 Attaboy! Attaboy! Way to work! 1785 01:36:58,730 --> 01:37:00,482 Listen, he's got you figured out. 1786 01:37:00,649 --> 01:37:03,401 - So what? - So I'm gonna call the fight. 1787 01:37:03,568 --> 01:37:06,822 He's slipping. Now you're fighting smart. Keep that pressure on him. 1788 01:37:06,988 --> 01:37:08,406 Do not let up. Do not let up. 1789 01:37:08,573 --> 01:37:11,493 - You want to get your head bashed in? - Don't worry about it. 1790 01:37:11,660 --> 01:37:14,079 - I'm watching that. RAZOR: It's all right. 1791 01:37:14,246 --> 01:37:15,497 I'm fine. 1792 01:37:15,664 --> 01:37:17,374 He's going down. He's a sucker for the left. 1793 01:37:17,541 --> 01:37:19,251 Stay on him. Breathe for me. That's it. 1794 01:37:22,963 --> 01:37:24,422 [BELL RINGS] 1795 01:37:36,351 --> 01:37:37,894 [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 1796 01:37:39,521 --> 01:37:41,857 MERCHANT: I have to give that round to Kid. 1797 01:37:53,243 --> 01:37:55,412 LAMPLEY". That round dominated by Sharp. 1798 01:38:14,055 --> 01:38:15,849 [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 1799 01:38:22,814 --> 01:38:25,734 LAMPLEY". It's been a hellacious display of courage by both fighters. 1800 01:38:36,077 --> 01:38:37,412 MERCHANT". Kid has Razor in trouble. 1801 01:38:39,915 --> 01:38:41,917 [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 1802 01:38:49,507 --> 01:38:51,134 [RINGS] 1803 01:38:53,845 --> 01:38:55,138 That's it! Bell! 1804 01:38:55,764 --> 01:38:57,098 I'm taking you out. 1805 01:38:59,309 --> 01:39:01,436 - Are you stupid? - Calm him down! 1806 01:39:05,523 --> 01:39:08,652 - He's done. Best man won. - No, you're beating a guy with one eye. 1807 01:39:08,818 --> 01:39:10,195 - That's all. - What do you mean? 1808 01:39:10,362 --> 01:39:11,863 Your eye's almost swollen shut. 1809 01:39:12,030 --> 01:39:14,824 Didn't work anyway. At least you don't have to out me. 1810 01:39:14,991 --> 01:39:18,453 - You don't listen to a thing I say, do you? - Not this time. He's hurting too. He is. 1811 01:39:18,620 --> 01:39:21,373 Sharp's right eye is badly swollen... 1812 01:39:21,539 --> 01:39:23,208 ...fighting half blind. 1813 01:39:23,375 --> 01:39:26,795 Every time you come from the left, you knock the snot out of him. He can't see it. 1814 01:39:26,962 --> 01:39:28,505 - That's bullshit. -It's not bullshit. 1815 01:39:28,672 --> 01:39:30,215 - How do you know? - Mom told me. 1816 01:39:30,382 --> 01:39:32,592 What do you think? She made it up? That's the way it is. 1817 01:39:32,759 --> 01:39:34,386 It don't matter. I'm kicking his ass. 1818 01:39:34,552 --> 01:39:36,888 What are you gonna do that for? You attack his blind eye. 1819 01:39:37,055 --> 01:39:39,099 Everyone's gonna say you didn't beat him at his best. 1820 01:39:39,265 --> 01:39:41,393 You're not gonna be able to sleep at night! 1821 01:39:41,559 --> 01:39:43,603 Screw that. I'm taking what's coming to me. 1822 01:39:43,770 --> 01:39:46,564 Kid, do this right. Stand in front where he can see you! 1823 01:39:47,607 --> 01:39:50,235 Go knock him out! Now, hurry up! I gotta pee. 1824 01:39:51,611 --> 01:39:52,612 [BELL RINGS] 1825 01:39:52,946 --> 01:39:53,989 Box! 1826 01:39:54,155 --> 01:39:56,866 LAMPLEY". Final round! Too close to call! 1827 01:39:59,244 --> 01:40:01,705 So many times in a three-fight rivalry... 1828 01:40:01,871 --> 01:40:04,165 ...the rubber match is the best. 1829 01:40:05,792 --> 01:40:07,252 - Kid on the attack. - No! 1830 01:40:08,253 --> 01:40:09,337 Oh! 1831 01:40:09,504 --> 01:40:10,714 What a pounding! 1832 01:40:11,756 --> 01:40:12,841 Lightning! 1833 01:40:15,343 --> 01:40:16,928 LAMPLEY". Sharp is in trouble. 1834 01:40:18,763 --> 01:40:20,390 Razor backpedals woozily. 1835 01:40:20,557 --> 01:40:22,934 And down goes Razor. 1836 01:40:23,101 --> 01:40:25,020 - Sharp was hurt by that punch. -it's your fight! 1837 01:40:26,938 --> 01:40:28,440 [PANTING] 1838 01:40:57,469 --> 01:40:58,762 You wanna keep going? 1839 01:40:59,596 --> 01:41:01,598 Yeah. You bet your ass. 1840 01:41:02,474 --> 01:41:03,641 Hey, you can't do that! 1841 01:41:03,808 --> 01:41:04,976 I just did. Come on. 1842 01:41:05,143 --> 01:41:06,603 Kid lifted Razor off the canvas. 1843 01:41:10,815 --> 01:41:12,233 What's he doing? 1844 01:41:14,319 --> 01:41:17,489 Unbelievable! In all my years of covering boxing, I've never seen it. 1845 01:41:17,655 --> 01:41:18,990 - I told him to do that! - Oh! 1846 01:41:19,157 --> 01:41:20,992 That's my idea! I told him to do that! 1847 01:41:21,618 --> 01:41:23,995 LAMPLEY". Now, Pat Russell is gonna confer with the judges. 1848 01:41:24,746 --> 01:41:26,164 Give me those gloves. 1849 01:41:26,998 --> 01:41:30,794 And now the ref, in good sportsmanship, is gonna wave them on. 1850 01:41:31,336 --> 01:41:33,755 I'm right in front of you. No excuses. 1851 01:41:34,547 --> 01:41:35,590 No excuses. 1852 01:41:38,343 --> 01:41:40,845 LAMPLEY". They touch gloves one last time. 1853 01:41:44,933 --> 01:41:47,352 Now Kid has stopped ducking and going to Sharp's left. 1854 01:41:47,519 --> 01:41:51,106 He's playing right into Sharp's strength. Almost like he's challenging him. 1855 01:41:53,608 --> 01:41:55,568 Nail him! Now! 1856 01:41:56,861 --> 01:41:59,280 - That's it! LAMPLEY: Kid attacking with the left hook! 1857 01:41:59,447 --> 01:42:00,698 Sharp is in trouble. 1858 01:42:01,449 --> 01:42:05,120 The fighters exchange a flurry. Brutal stuff. Finally, toe-to-toe! 1859 01:42:09,124 --> 01:42:10,792 Fifteen seconds left. 1860 01:42:11,543 --> 01:42:12,794 [GRUNTS] 1861 01:42:12,961 --> 01:42:15,463 LAMPLEY". Oh, there's a massive right hand by Razor... 1862 01:42:15,630 --> 01:42:17,382 ...and Kid is on the canvas. He is down! 1863 01:42:17,549 --> 01:42:19,217 Yeah, yeah! 1864 01:42:22,053 --> 01:42:23,763 [PANTING] 1865 01:42:33,731 --> 01:42:35,567 LAMPLEY". Kid is not getting up. 1866 01:42:35,733 --> 01:42:37,235 This fight could be over! 1867 01:42:50,331 --> 01:42:52,250 Hey, Kid. No mas? 1868 01:42:52,417 --> 01:42:53,585 [GRUNTS] 1869 01:42:53,751 --> 01:42:56,504 MERCHANT". Razor pulls Kid up before the count of 10. 1870 01:42:56,671 --> 01:42:58,339 Oh, for God's sakes. 1871 01:42:59,591 --> 01:43:02,051 [BELL RINGING] 1872 01:43:03,052 --> 01:43:04,220 I might actually cry now. 1873 01:43:04,387 --> 01:43:07,557 Oh, shit, I'm cry-- It's coming down a little bit. 1874 01:43:12,478 --> 01:43:14,564 - I didn't need your help. - Right. 1875 01:43:24,073 --> 01:43:25,200 Are you okay, Kid? 1876 01:43:26,034 --> 01:43:27,285 Not really. 1877 01:43:28,286 --> 01:43:30,788 I'm dying, but I've never felt better. 1878 01:43:30,955 --> 01:43:33,249 Heh. Hey, you did the right thing. 1879 01:43:33,416 --> 01:43:34,626 Thanks, son. 1880 01:43:35,001 --> 01:43:36,294 I love you, Dad. 1881 01:43:36,461 --> 01:43:38,838 Well, I'll never call you a pussy again. 1882 01:43:39,005 --> 01:43:41,049 - Stupid, that's what I'll call you. - Heh. 1883 01:43:41,216 --> 01:43:43,635 - I am so proud of you! - Oh, yeah. 1884 01:43:43,801 --> 01:43:44,969 I told you it'd be okay. 1885 01:43:49,641 --> 01:43:51,351 [BELL RINGING] 1886 01:43:51,517 --> 01:43:54,812 BUFFER: Ladies and gentlemen, we go to the scorecards. 1887 01:43:54,979 --> 01:44:00,318 Judge Alfredo Padillo scores it 92-91 for Sharp. 1888 01:44:00,485 --> 01:44:04,405 Judge James Caballa scores it 90 to 89... 1889 01:44:04,572 --> 01:44:06,491 ...for McDonnen. 1890 01:44:06,950 --> 01:44:09,661 And Judge Marco Rosario scores it... 1891 01:44:09,827 --> 01:44:12,288 ...91 to 89... 1892 01:44:12,455 --> 01:44:15,667 ...to the winner by split decision... 1893 01:44:15,833 --> 01:44:20,255 ...Henry "Razor" Sharp! 1894 01:44:22,131 --> 01:44:24,384 Sorry you lost, Kid. 1895 01:44:24,550 --> 01:44:25,969 No. He didn't lose nothing. 1896 01:44:27,136 --> 01:44:29,138 Trey, call me Grandpa. 1897 01:44:41,317 --> 01:44:43,111 Guess it was a mistake, picking me up. 1898 01:44:43,278 --> 01:44:44,779 No, I wanted you at your best. 1899 01:44:44,946 --> 01:44:46,364 Well, you got it. 1900 01:44:47,323 --> 01:44:49,284 - Thanks for the shot. - Anytime. 1901 01:44:50,159 --> 01:44:51,661 But I still hate you. 1902 01:44:51,828 --> 01:44:53,621 I hate you too. 1903 01:44:54,205 --> 01:44:55,290 Wanna do this again? 1904 01:44:56,165 --> 01:44:58,209 - Definitely not. - You sure? 1905 01:44:59,669 --> 01:45:00,712 Yeah. 1906 01:45:02,046 --> 01:45:03,923 Bullshit! Fix! 1907 01:45:04,090 --> 01:45:05,842 - Who paid off those judges? RAZOR: Light! 1908 01:45:06,384 --> 01:45:07,510 - What? - Light! We won. 1909 01:45:07,677 --> 01:45:08,970 Who did? What? 1910 01:45:09,137 --> 01:45:10,179 We won. 1911 01:45:10,346 --> 01:45:12,849 - We won? Get the hell out of here! - Heh, no. 1912 01:45:13,850 --> 01:45:15,351 - Goddamn hearing aid. - Yeah. 1913 01:45:25,319 --> 01:45:28,072 [DANCING WITH THE STARS THEME PLAYING ON TV] 1914 01:45:29,365 --> 01:45:32,035 See? This is why I don't do TV. I'm going to Sally's. 1915 01:45:32,201 --> 01:45:33,995 Sit down. There's gonna be a big finish. 1916 01:45:34,162 --> 01:45:38,124 MAN [SINGING ON TV]: I wanna know if you're with me 1917 01:45:38,291 --> 01:45:40,501 Can't stand stickin' around 1918 01:45:40,668 --> 01:45:42,003 Hey! 1919 01:45:42,670 --> 01:45:44,047 [LAUGHS] 1920 01:45:44,213 --> 01:45:46,549 - Now I wish I was blind in both eyes. DANTE: Oh, wow. 1921 01:45:48,509 --> 01:45:49,594 See you. 1922 01:45:50,219 --> 01:45:53,765 - He has a certain elegance, doesn't he? - Yeah, a little bit. A little bit. 1923 01:46:01,314 --> 01:46:03,816 I guarantee you, he's gonna get some snapper tonight. 1924 01:46:03,983 --> 01:46:07,278 Dude, you're a pervert. Like, it goes right to sex with you. I'm done. 1925 01:46:07,445 --> 01:46:10,782 Give me a towel so I can get this vinegar off my feet. It's strong! 1926 01:46:10,948 --> 01:46:12,325 Why is it that strong? 1927 01:46:12,492 --> 01:46:14,911 It might be bad. I think the vinegar might be bad. 1928 01:46:21,626 --> 01:46:25,004 Listen. If you thought Grudgement Day was big, then this is gonna be huge. 1929 01:46:25,171 --> 01:46:28,257 They're talking Wembley Stadium for the rematch. Ninety thousand people. 1930 01:46:28,424 --> 01:46:30,468 I can get you seven figures, maybe eight. 1931 01:46:30,635 --> 01:46:33,471 Bottom line is I can get you guys paid. What do you say? 1932 01:46:33,638 --> 01:46:35,973 - I'm in. DANTE: That's what I'm talking about. 1933 01:46:36,140 --> 01:46:38,309 - What about you, Evander? - No. 1934 01:46:38,476 --> 01:46:41,938 Come on, Evander! So the man went a little batshit and bit your ear off. 1935 01:46:42,105 --> 01:46:44,941 -It's not like he liked the way you tasted. - Taste like ass. 1936 01:46:45,108 --> 01:46:46,984 Did you hear? You didn't taste good. 1937 01:46:47,151 --> 01:46:49,153 Mike, do me a favor? Tell him you're sorry. 1938 01:46:49,320 --> 01:46:51,572 - I'm sorry. - Mike, like you mean it. 1939 01:46:53,199 --> 01:46:54,617 - Sorry. - I felt that. 1940 01:46:54,784 --> 01:46:56,577 - Come on, Evander. What do you say? - No. 1941 01:46:56,744 --> 01:46:57,787 [TYSON SIGHS] 1942 01:46:59,872 --> 01:47:02,416 - I get you one month at the Playboy Mansion. - No. 1943 01:47:02,583 --> 01:47:05,169 - Okay, final offer. I'll throw in a Bentley. - No. 1944 01:47:06,671 --> 01:47:10,299 - I'll get you a part in Hangover IV. - I'm listening. 1945 01:47:10,466 --> 01:47:12,176 - You son of a bitch. - Now hold on! 1946 01:47:12,343 --> 01:47:13,845 - Guard your ears. - Wait, Mike! No! 1947 01:53:12,203 --> 01:53:14,205 [English - US - SDH] 150206