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Stay back!
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Slag it!
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-He's got a delicate touch, Dee Dee. - Delicate like a moose, Dee Dee.
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I hate ripping this heavy junk. Give me cash cards any day.
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Zip it, Bonk. Plan is get in and get out fast.
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It's a school night, boys and girls. I'm gonna have to call your folks.
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Bonk! Don't!
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Yeah, Bonk. Don't.
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Let's go! Dee Dee, open the door.
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On the double.
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Incoming!
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Bonk! You moron! Get back here!
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You got a death wish, Bats!
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And I thought I was just being a good citizen.
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Got you, sis!
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Flagpole.
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What did you say?
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Flagpole.
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Come on!
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That ain't coming out of my allowance.
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Still got it.
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How did it go with the Jokerz?
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I broke up the robbery, but it was weird.
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Third time this month that particulary gang was trying to gintercepted high-tech machinery.
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Jokerz don't use that stuff.
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They're probably fencing it. Corporate espionage is big business.
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I may as well sit tight until I can get another shot at them.
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Hey, lookie here.
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That's right, Tom.
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Today, Gotham billionaire Bruce Wayne stunned the financial world...
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with his plan to resume active leadership of Wayne Enterprises.
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While shareholders have generally welcomed Wayne's return...
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support from some key members of the Wayne board has been oddly lukewarm.
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Company operations manager, Jordan Pryce, offered this comment:
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I, of course, join the rest of our Wayne Enterprises family...
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in welcoming back our most valuable senior resource, Bruce Wayne.
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I'm sure we'll all profit from his years of experience.
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Still, the day to day rigors of running a vast, multinational conglomerate...
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would be stressful, even for a young man.
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I hope Mr. Wayne is up to the challenge.
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He's not bitter, much.
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Pryce was next in line for the top spot.
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My return torpedoed any dreams he had of succession.
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-You gonna keep him around? - If he'll stay on my terms.
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I've worked long and hard to regain control of my family's company.
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And I won't hand it over again.
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Pryce can either get with that program or start e-mailing his r�sum�.
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With all the long hours you'll planning on putting in at the office...
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does this mean you'll have less time for....
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Who sleeps anymore?
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You okay?
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You know the Jokerz are going in for splicing now.
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Crazy hyena-boy nearly took a bite out of me. No way I could explain that to Dana.
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You're not going out now?
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The night is young and so am I.
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I think a good night's rest might be more beneficial.
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Like you said, who sleeps anymore?
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Up and at them, Terry.
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You can doze on Bruce Wayne's time, not mine.
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Sorry, Dane.
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Great song, huh?
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Did you see the squid Blade's with? P.U.!
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Ter, my head's on fire.
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You look good.
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McGinnis!
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Sorry, babe. Guess the day was longer than I thought.
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Let's sit this one out.
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Coffee. And leave the pot.
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Batman showed up and we had to ditch.
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We were able to save this: the console's memory board.
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I know it's not much but...
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It's not much? It's nothing.
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Losers.
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All of you.
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A disgrace to the name Joker. Why, in my day...
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In your day?!
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Ever since you cone your way into this gang...
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Bonk.
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Your day is over, old man.
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Even if you are who you say you are. And personally, I think you're a fake.
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Ah, brave new world...
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that has such putzes in it.
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He's got us running around ripping a lot of geek junk, but no cash!
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He won't tell us what his plan is, if he even has one.
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I want out!
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If you insist.
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Hey, man. Take it easy. I was just kidding.
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So was I.
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Oops. No, I wasn't.
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That's also how we did it in my day.
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You know, kids, a lot has changed while your old Uncle Joker's been away.
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New Gotham, new rules...
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even a new Batman.
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But now I'm tanned, I'm rested...
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and I'm ready to give this old town a wedgie again!
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I have to know you're with me.
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-Will you say it for me one time? - We're with you.
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-Little louder. - We're with you!
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Dee Dee?
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-We're with you! - Boys?
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-We're with you. - Bonk?
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Oh, right.
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Dead.
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Dee Dee, be lam and sweap out the trash.
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There's good girls.
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Your renewed faith puts a smile in my heart.
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What's if we forget tonight mishappened and start over...
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Great, boss.
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Ghoul, my boy, we're going to need another systems scanner.
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Who's got one they'd be willing to donate?
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Checking.
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What we're after is cutting-edge.
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These are the only other places we'd find one.
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Nope.
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No.
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What, there? Security's gonna be tight!
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Oh, yes. But think of the fun.
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Good evening, Mr. Wayne.
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Ms. Carr. You remember my assistant, Terry McGinnis?
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Of course. I'm glad you could join us, Terry.
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Everyone is here. Well, everyone except Mr. Pryce, unfortunately.
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That's no surprise.
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May I have your attention, please?
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It's my pleasure to welcome back the guiding light of this company:
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Bruce Wayne.
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Thank you, Joyce.
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It's a pleasure to see you all again. In the future, I hope to...
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spend time getting to know each member of our company...
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learning about you individually.
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Security!
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Emergency on terrace level.
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Hey! Look out!
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-You gonna be okay? - Go to work.
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Well, if it isn't old Mr. Wayne.
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So debonair.
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So dapper.
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So decrepit.
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Hello, Gotham!
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Joker's back in town!
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It can't be.
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Oh, no, your old eyes do not deceive you, Brucie!
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After all, who'd know me better than you?
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Back off, gruesome.
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Ah, the new boy.
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Ears are too long and I miss the cape...
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but not too shabby. Not too shabby at all.
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Woof!
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-How's it coming, boys? - We're home free.
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Then I'll see you there.
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Time to go, Dee Dee.
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Well? What's it gonna be, Batfake?
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I know what you're thinking. I messed up.
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I let the clown go to save those people.
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You did the right thing.
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So, the Joker, huh? Looks pretty spry for a guy who's gotta be, what?
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Mid-eighties?
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Any theories on that?
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Clone?
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Robot?
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Suspended animation due to floating around frozen in a block of ice?
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Shut up and drive.
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Yes, sir.
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This was the scene three hours ago, as a man claiming to be the legendary Joker...
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disrupted a ceremony at the newly opened Wayne Enterprises building.
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Honey, what're you watching?
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Adding to the drama was the appearance of another legendary Gotham icon, the Batman...
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who engaged his one-time foe in a stunning aerial battle.
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Honey?
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It's nothing, sweetheart.
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Nothing.
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Go away.
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Morning, commish.
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You understand English, McGinnis? Scram.
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Love to. But first, what can you tell me about clowns?
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In this town they're never funny.
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I noticed that.
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-Now, this Joker... - Drop it, kid.
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-That's what the old man's been saying. - Listen to him.
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Hey look, I know this fruitcake was a big, bad guy from the cape and cowl days.
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He was more than that.
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What? A wacko who threatened people...
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with whoopee cushions and squirting flowers?
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-Big deal. I'm shaking. - McGinnis!
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The Joker, the real Joker, was unlike anyone you've ever faced.
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For your sake, I hope you never do.
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If Bruce wants you to drop it, then drop it.
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-Commissioner, your 9 o'clock is here. - Send him in.
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You were leaving?
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Figure I was.
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-Thanks for seeing me, Barb. - That's what I'm here for.
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JOKER DECEASED
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VOICE ID
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a countdown of victims that will end at midnight...
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unless our dear Dark Knight stops me first!
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Hello, Gotham. Joker's back in town!
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VOICE MATCH IDENTICAL
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It's funny.
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I know about all of your other major enemies but you never mention him.
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-He was the biggest, wasn't he? - It wasn't a popularity contest.
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He was a psychopath. A monster.
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So how is it possible he could still be around after all this time?
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It's not possible.
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He died years ago.
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You're sure?
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I was there.
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You killed him, didn't you?
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He was gonna do something so terrible, you had no other choice.
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-Terry... - That was it, wasn't it?
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I want you to give back the Batman suit.
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What? Why?
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There is no reason for you to continue.
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You've made your father's killers pay for his murder.
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then put your own needs aside to help the city when it most needed a hero.
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You've honored the reputation of Batman many times over and for that I thank you.
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Then why?
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I had no right to force this life on you or anyone else.
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I was the one who broke in and swiped the suit, remember?
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Yes, there was my dad's murder, but we come from two different worlds, Mr. Wayne.
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I wasn't like you or the kids you took in.
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I was a pretty bad kid once.
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Ran with a rough crowd, broke a lot of laws and say nothing to my folks' hearts.
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The kind of punk you wouldn't have wasted a second punch on back in that day.
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Your point?
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I'm trying to make up for past sins.
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The state says my 3 months in juvie wiped me clean, but my soul tells me different.
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Every time I put on that suit is my chance to help people who are in trouble.
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I guess on a personal level...
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it's a chance to look like a worthwhile human being again.
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In my eyes, no one else's.
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It's what I want, Bruce.
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Stupid kid.
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You don't know what you want. None of you ever did.
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Mom, come quick! Some weirdo broke into our house!
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-Matty? What are you yelling about? - There's a stranger's sitting at our table!
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-Ha, ha. - That's your brother.
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I've never seen him before in my life.
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It is rare that you're up before noon, Terry what with your job and all.
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I'm not working for Mr. Wayne anymore.
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Well, it will be nice to have you home for a change. Right, Matt?
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Sure. Great. Just when I was getting used to being an only child.
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Mom!
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Once in a while, we have to do it, Dane. Ditch the guys and go out by ourselves.
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It may be a change for you, Chelsea. I don't see enough of Terry to know the difference.
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Terry's sweet and all, but who says you can't make friends with someone new?
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Not a chance.
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Terry!
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I thought you'd be working as usual.
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The bad news is, for the time being, I'm not gonna have much money coming in.
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The good news is, you have me all to yourself.
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I can live with that.
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Cutting in.
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Hey!
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Dana?
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00:26:22,092 --> 00:26:23,092
What is it, boy?
256
00:26:25,328 --> 00:26:26,328
Ace.
257
00:26:29,901 --> 00:26:31,059
Ace!
258
00:26:59,364 --> 00:27:03,992
Don't get up, Bruce. It's just an old friend come by to say hello.
259
00:27:11,907 --> 00:27:13,204
Hello...
260
00:27:13,609 --> 00:27:15,009
Batman.
261
00:27:20,451 --> 00:27:21,678
Dana!
262
00:27:24,954 --> 00:27:26,444
It was her.
263
00:27:48,176 --> 00:27:48,676
Don't know why the boss
264
00:27:49,025 --> 00:27:50,846
wants a dreg like you outta the way, but...
265
00:27:50,847 --> 00:27:52,778
hey, as long as it's fun...
266
00:27:56,777 --> 00:27:57,835
Terry!
267
00:27:59,443 --> 00:28:00,443
Dana!
268
00:28:03,448 --> 00:28:05,678
-Let me go! - Sure, cutes.
269
00:28:12,789 --> 00:28:14,222
Slag him!
270
00:28:28,772 --> 00:28:31,105
-Dana? - Stay out of sight!
271
00:28:50,392 --> 00:28:51,392
There!
272
00:29:05,038 --> 00:29:06,132
What's he doing?
273
00:29:06,340 --> 00:29:07,740
You got me.
274
00:29:08,875 --> 00:29:10,538
Just finish him!
275
00:29:29,964 --> 00:29:32,832
Ah, you made a mess, dreg.
276
00:29:43,942 --> 00:29:44,942
Dana!
277
00:29:44,979 --> 00:29:48,436
She's got a bad bump and some cuts, but she's gonna be okay.
278
00:29:48,914 --> 00:29:51,851
-Why were those guys after you? - I don't know.
279
00:29:52,053 --> 00:29:54,544
Look I'm gonna talk to the cops. Stay with her, okay, Chels?
280
00:29:54,755 --> 00:29:57,347
-I'll come as soon as I can. - Sure.
281
00:30:13,673 --> 00:30:15,005
Leave a message.
282
00:30:15,209 --> 00:30:17,871
Hey, the Joker's little playmates were after me tonight.
283
00:30:18,077 --> 00:30:19,635
Me, not Batman.
284
00:30:19,846 --> 00:30:21,972
This whole thing stinks, Wayne, and you know why.
285
00:30:22,182 --> 00:30:26,983
I need some straight answers from... Wait, it's night. Where does he go?
286
00:30:48,173 --> 00:30:49,173
Wayne?
287
00:30:49,509 --> 00:30:50,602
Wayne!
288
00:30:55,648 --> 00:30:56,673
Ace.
289
00:31:11,464 --> 00:31:13,365
Please, God, no.
290
00:31:42,028 --> 00:31:43,028
Floor...
291
00:31:46,967 --> 00:31:48,457
under...
292
00:31:50,871 --> 00:31:52,065
table.
293
00:32:27,407 --> 00:32:28,407
How is he?
294
00:32:28,776 --> 00:32:32,268
The anti-toxin's done all it can. It's up to him now.
295
00:32:32,479 --> 00:32:35,003
Thanks for coming. I didn't know who else to call.
296
00:32:35,215 --> 00:32:36,215
Who else is there?
297
00:32:36,784 --> 00:32:40,015
That reminds me. I'd better check on our other patient.
298
00:32:42,756 --> 00:32:44,690
What have I done?
299
00:32:45,358 --> 00:32:48,351
I killed the little rabbit.
300
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:52,095
I don't deserve to live!
301
00:32:58,403 --> 00:33:00,167
How you doing, killer?
302
00:33:03,611 --> 00:33:05,806
Yeah, rough night for me too.
303
00:33:06,346 --> 00:33:08,644
Sad news from the financial world this morning.
304
00:33:08,847 --> 00:33:13,250
The return of Bruce Wayne to his family company has been delayed due to an accident.
305
00:33:13,452 --> 00:33:16,388
Wayne Enterprises' Jordan Pryce had this to say:
306
00:33:16,589 --> 00:33:19,787
We received a call from Mr. Wayne's houseboy this morning...
307
00:33:19,993 --> 00:33:22,484
saying Mr. Wayne had taken a bad fall.
308
00:33:23,096 --> 00:33:26,826
Everyone at the Wayne Enterprises' family sends their prayers and good wishes...
309
00:33:27,034 --> 00:33:30,433
to our senior member for his speedy recovery.
310
00:33:31,372 --> 00:33:34,864
I'll bet. Not every creep in Gotham wears a purple suit.
311
00:33:35,075 --> 00:33:37,009
It'd make my job simpler if they did.
312
00:33:37,377 --> 00:33:41,314
The Joker knew about Bruce, about me, probably about you too.
313
00:33:41,847 --> 00:33:43,476
Someone knows, I'll give you that.
314
00:33:43,851 --> 00:33:46,580
But it's not the Joker. Not the real one.
315
00:33:47,221 --> 00:33:48,846
Bruce said he was dead.
316
00:33:50,257 --> 00:33:51,257
And?
317
00:33:51,525 --> 00:33:52,719
That's it.
318
00:33:52,926 --> 00:33:54,690
I know there's more.
319
00:33:54,894 --> 00:33:57,989
Barbara, I'm part of this. I need the answers Bruce can't give me.
320
00:33:58,766 --> 00:34:00,163
I deserve them.
321
00:34:06,406 --> 00:34:09,103
I thought talking about it would get easier over time...
322
00:34:09,309 --> 00:34:11,210
but some hurts never go away.
323
00:34:12,644 --> 00:34:14,840
Dick Grayson, Nightwing, had left...
324
00:34:15,047 --> 00:34:17,710
to establish himself in another city.
325
00:34:18,217 --> 00:34:22,621
There were three of us then: Bruce, myself and Robin, Tim Drake.
326
00:34:32,231 --> 00:34:35,929
Robin was alone when he came upon a woman in trouble.
327
00:34:36,469 --> 00:34:38,460
Help! Help!
328
00:34:38,739 --> 00:34:40,932
Somebody, please, help!
329
00:34:43,610 --> 00:34:45,009
Hero time.
330
00:34:51,451 --> 00:34:55,411
-That evens things up a little. - Not really, bird-boy!
331
00:35:03,262 --> 00:35:05,025
A bird in the hand.
332
00:35:07,967 --> 00:35:09,958
We soon realized Tim was missing.
333
00:35:12,072 --> 00:35:16,132
Night after night we scoured the city, running down every lead...
334
00:35:16,342 --> 00:35:18,708
pressing every underworld connection.
335
00:35:22,382 --> 00:35:25,317
But no one had seen any sign of Robin.
336
00:35:25,853 --> 00:35:29,152
For three agonizing weeks there was nothing.
337
00:35:29,355 --> 00:35:32,951
Then one night, we were sent an invitation.
338
00:36:03,422 --> 00:36:04,422
Arkham.
339
00:36:06,326 --> 00:36:09,657
The asylum had been moved to a newer, high-security building.
340
00:36:09,862 --> 00:36:12,489
The old building had been partially demolished...
341
00:36:12,697 --> 00:36:15,326
and hung open like a rotting wound.
342
00:36:22,541 --> 00:36:26,342
Hush, little baby, don't say a word
343
00:36:26,547 --> 00:36:31,039
Mama's gonna buy you a mocking bird
344
00:36:31,250 --> 00:36:35,550
And if that mocking bird don't sing
345
00:36:35,755 --> 00:36:40,250
Mama's gonna buy you a diamond ring
346
00:36:40,460 --> 00:36:45,396
And if that diamond ring turns brass
347
00:36:45,664 --> 00:36:50,471
Mama's gonna buy you a looking glass
348
00:36:50,472 --> 00:36:56,072
And if that looking glass gets broke
349
00:36:57,543 --> 00:36:59,476
Pudding, company!
350
00:37:02,248 --> 00:37:06,184
Hello there! Welcome to our happy home.
351
00:37:10,523 --> 00:37:11,648
Where's Robin?
352
00:37:12,657 --> 00:37:13,715
Robin?
353
00:37:14,092 --> 00:37:15,527
There's no Robin here.
354
00:37:15,728 --> 00:37:17,820
Maybe he means our little J.
355
00:37:18,197 --> 00:37:19,893
Of course! That's it!
356
00:37:26,005 --> 00:37:27,701
No peeking.
357
00:37:36,548 --> 00:37:38,380
Mommy's little helper.
358
00:37:41,454 --> 00:37:45,481
You know, Bats, we've been doing this little runaround of ours for years.
359
00:37:45,724 --> 00:37:48,818
It's been loads of laughs, but the sad fact is...
360
00:37:49,027 --> 00:37:50,961
none of us are getting any younger.
361
00:37:51,164 --> 00:37:53,155
That old clock's a-ticking.
362
00:37:53,365 --> 00:37:54,889
Quite right, pooh.
363
00:37:55,268 --> 00:37:58,704
And Harley and I were thinking it was time to start a family.
364
00:37:58,905 --> 00:38:02,068
Add a Joker Junior to our merry brood.
365
00:38:02,474 --> 00:38:05,409
But rather than go through all the joy of childbirth...
366
00:38:05,710 --> 00:38:08,077
we decided to adopt.
367
00:38:09,949 --> 00:38:11,746
We couldn't do it legally...
368
00:38:11,951 --> 00:38:16,182
but then we remembered you always had a few spare kids hanging around.
369
00:38:16,389 --> 00:38:18,550
So we borrowed one.
370
00:38:22,596 --> 00:38:23,596
No.
371
00:38:23,797 --> 00:38:25,422
My God!
372
00:38:25,731 --> 00:38:30,192
He needed a little molding of course. What kid doesn't?
373
00:38:30,402 --> 00:38:33,599
But in time we came to love him as our own.
374
00:38:33,873 --> 00:38:36,273
Say hello, J.J.
375
00:39:08,838 --> 00:39:10,237
Robin! Robin!
376
00:39:13,543 --> 00:39:17,411
Tim, it's Barbara. Can you hear me?
377
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:32,385
Robin! Stop!
378
00:39:33,463 --> 00:39:35,157
Hands off, Brat-girl!
379
00:39:35,532 --> 00:39:38,467
Sweetie, get Mommy's bazooka.
380
00:40:06,626 --> 00:40:08,559
How could you help Joker do it, Harley?
381
00:40:08,994 --> 00:40:12,452
Okay, so he roughed the kid up a little, but I'll make it right.
382
00:40:13,065 --> 00:40:15,659
Yeah, you're mother of the stinking year.
383
00:40:15,867 --> 00:40:17,061
Ha! You'll see.
384
00:40:19,338 --> 00:40:22,568
We'll be one big, happy family.
385
00:40:28,648 --> 00:40:29,648
Good boy!
386
00:41:20,365 --> 00:41:21,856
What's the matter, Batman?
387
00:41:23,001 --> 00:41:25,025
No witty comeback? No threat?
388
00:41:25,599 --> 00:41:27,804
Then I'll provide the narration.
389
00:41:33,099 --> 00:41:35,000
OUR FAMILY MEMORIES
390
00:41:39,748 --> 00:41:44,686
I'll begin with how I peeled back the layers of the boy's mind.
391
00:41:45,755 --> 00:41:48,655
Though, he bravely tried to fight it at first.
392
00:42:00,125 --> 00:42:03,152
You would have been proud to see him so strong!
393
00:42:06,197 --> 00:42:07,231
But all too soon...
394
00:42:07,232 --> 00:42:10,240
the serums and the shocks took their toll.
395
00:42:10,931 --> 00:42:15,063
the dear lad began to share such secrets with me.
396
00:42:15,471 --> 00:42:18,905
Secrets that are mine alone to know...
397
00:42:19,173 --> 00:42:20,641
Bruce.
398
00:42:21,110 --> 00:42:24,306
It's true, Batsy. I know everything.
399
00:42:24,514 --> 00:42:27,606
And like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents...
400
00:42:27,817 --> 00:42:31,307
I must admit, it's sadly anticlimactic.
401
00:42:31,519 --> 00:42:34,318
Behind all the Sturm and batarangs...
402
00:42:34,523 --> 00:42:39,152
you're just a little boy in a playsuit, crying for Mommy and Daddy.
403
00:42:39,527 --> 00:42:41,929
It'd be funny, if it weren't so pathetic.
404
00:42:43,664 --> 00:42:46,827
Oh, what the heck! I'll laugh anyway.
405
00:43:00,949 --> 00:43:04,146
If you don't like the movie, I've got slides.
406
00:43:16,030 --> 00:43:18,556
I'll break you in two.
407
00:43:18,768 --> 00:43:20,257
Oh, Batman.
408
00:43:20,469 --> 00:43:24,268
If you had the guts for that kind of fun, you'd have done it years ago.
409
00:43:24,472 --> 00:43:26,668
I, on the other hand...
410
00:43:37,516 --> 00:43:39,246
You've lost, Batman.
411
00:43:39,751 --> 00:43:41,309
Robin is mine.
412
00:43:41,519 --> 00:43:45,355
The last sound you hear will be our laughter.
413
00:43:47,992 --> 00:43:49,518
Here you go, sonny-boy.
414
00:43:52,831 --> 00:43:56,898
Make daddy proud. Deliver the punch line.
415
00:44:04,773 --> 00:44:05,773
Tim.
416
00:44:12,568 --> 00:44:13,568
Do it!
417
00:44:19,900 --> 00:44:23,000
That's not funny. That's not...
418
00:44:48,809 --> 00:44:51,778
It's okay, Tim. It's okay.
419
00:44:51,914 --> 00:44:53,849
We buried the Joker deep beneath Arkham.
420
00:44:54,315 --> 00:44:58,809
The only other person who knew what happened that night was my father, the first commissioner Gordon.
421
00:44:59,820 --> 00:45:01,318
He promissed to keep our secret.
422
00:45:03,423 --> 00:45:05,324
With his last act of cruelty...
423
00:45:05,527 --> 00:45:10,362
the Joker had tainted us all with compromise and deception.
424
00:45:13,568 --> 00:45:16,001
I suppose he had the last laugh after all.
425
00:45:16,204 --> 00:45:18,001
I'm assuming his girlfriend bought it too.
426
00:45:18,306 --> 00:45:22,298
We never found her body, but I doubt she'd be starting trouble now.
427
00:45:24,313 --> 00:45:25,313
And Tim?
428
00:45:25,514 --> 00:45:28,175
We had a trusted friend, Dr. Leslie Thompkins.
429
00:45:28,382 --> 00:45:31,943
It took her a year, but she was able to help Tim back to sanity.
430
00:45:32,152 --> 00:45:34,679
Still, things were never really the same.
431
00:45:34,989 --> 00:45:37,355
Bruce forbade Tim to be Robin again.
432
00:45:37,692 --> 00:45:42,186
He blamed himself for what happened and swore he'd never endanger another young partner.
433
00:45:42,663 --> 00:45:45,860
Tim left us soon after that, determined to make it on his own.
434
00:45:46,735 --> 00:45:47,735
Did they patch it up?
435
00:45:48,237 --> 00:45:52,605
Tim tried once or twice, but you know Bruce. I check up on Tim now and then.
436
00:45:52,974 --> 00:45:56,706
He's a top-level communications engineer, married, couple kids.
437
00:45:57,179 --> 00:45:59,112
Not too bad, all things concerned.
438
00:45:59,313 --> 00:46:00,871
He deserved a happy ending.
439
00:46:01,516 --> 00:46:04,485
But he still has the most likely connection to that night.
440
00:46:14,061 --> 00:46:17,326
It looks okay on this side. I'm going up to the dish.
441
00:46:28,777 --> 00:46:32,336
You might as well show yourself. I heard you a mile away.
442
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:36,876
I'm no Boy Wonder anymore, but that old training never goes away.
443
00:46:37,085 --> 00:46:38,746
Even at my age.
444
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:40,320
Tim Drake.
445
00:46:40,788 --> 00:46:41,981
You heard about Bruce?
446
00:46:42,657 --> 00:46:45,092
Barbara told me. That was too bad.
447
00:46:45,427 --> 00:46:46,916
You're not too broken up.
448
00:46:47,128 --> 00:46:49,927
I had nothing to do with it, despite what you might be thinking.
449
00:46:50,132 --> 00:46:53,431
When the Joker reappeared, I was just as surprised as anyone.
450
00:46:53,634 --> 00:46:55,760
Barb told you the gory details?
451
00:46:56,269 --> 00:46:57,601
More or less.
452
00:46:57,806 --> 00:47:00,000
Look, it's been almost 40 years.
453
00:47:00,208 --> 00:47:03,768
It wasn't easy, but I managed to put it to bed and go on with my life.
454
00:47:03,978 --> 00:47:08,005
You'll have to do it yourself one day. We all did.
455
00:47:08,215 --> 00:47:11,844
We gave our best, but in the end that wasn't good enough for the old man.
456
00:47:12,621 --> 00:47:14,612
Regrets, Mr. Drake?
457
00:47:14,989 --> 00:47:18,981
When I was younger, part of me thought I would go on and on and someday....
458
00:47:19,827 --> 00:47:23,286
Capes, costumes, playing hero. It was kids' stuff.
459
00:47:23,498 --> 00:47:25,260
Bruce probably did me a favor.
460
00:47:25,467 --> 00:47:29,994
In the end I was so sick of it, I never wanted to see that stupid Robin suit again.
461
00:47:32,507 --> 00:47:34,304
Some things never change.
462
00:47:36,376 --> 00:47:38,346
Were all of you bitter when you left?
463
00:47:38,778 --> 00:47:40,336
Comes with the territory, McGinnis.
464
00:47:40,847 --> 00:47:43,077
Look up Nightwing, someday. He has he got stories!
465
00:47:43,384 --> 00:47:46,318
Drake's clean. I've got one more lead to check out.
466
00:47:46,519 --> 00:47:48,920
Someone with a definite grudge against Bruce Wayne.
467
00:48:05,684 --> 00:48:09,253
Caviar, soft music and charming company.
468
00:48:09,599 --> 00:48:12,149
Amy, my dear, I can't think of any better way
469
00:48:12,150 --> 00:48:15,192
to celebrate my ascension to CEO of Wayne Enterprises.
470
00:48:15,550 --> 00:48:17,849
-Me neither. - Me neither.
471
00:48:22,701 --> 00:48:25,538
You? Where's Amy?
472
00:48:25,539 --> 00:48:27,063
Missed the boat, I'm afraid.
473
00:48:31,277 --> 00:48:32,505
Turn the yacht around!
474
00:48:32,713 --> 00:48:36,409
Detox, boss man. We're here to talk business.
475
00:48:36,617 --> 00:48:39,983
We'll be quick. Woof gets seasick easy.
476
00:48:42,489 --> 00:48:44,581
Our business is concluded.
477
00:48:52,398 --> 00:48:53,989
You've got the equipment you wanted.
478
00:48:54,201 --> 00:48:57,659
I gave you the security codes so you could ransack the lab...
479
00:48:57,871 --> 00:49:00,737
while those bunglers tried to kill Wayne.
480
00:49:01,074 --> 00:49:03,599
Word is Wayne's terminal anyhow.
481
00:49:05,143 --> 00:49:07,510
That means you get to stay top dog.
482
00:49:07,713 --> 00:49:09,045
And everyone's happy.
483
00:49:09,715 --> 00:49:11,047
So why are you here?
484
00:49:11,418 --> 00:49:16,150
The big guy who originally put us in contact just decided you're a loose end.
485
00:49:16,356 --> 00:49:18,550
And loose ends should be tied up.
486
00:49:26,199 --> 00:49:27,632
Let me go!
487
00:49:28,001 --> 00:49:29,228
Got him.
488
00:49:29,469 --> 00:49:32,405
Then amscray pronto, kiddies.
489
00:49:35,742 --> 00:49:37,835
Things are going to start popping.
490
00:49:38,277 --> 00:49:39,643
Let's go!
491
00:49:41,514 --> 00:49:43,675
No one's leaving until I get answers.
492
00:49:48,021 --> 00:49:50,420
No, you idiot! Not now!
493
00:49:59,666 --> 00:50:01,030
They're getting away!
494
00:50:02,068 --> 00:50:03,788
Yeah, and I think they've got a good reason!
495
00:50:07,206 --> 00:50:09,697
-What's happening? - Hang on!
496
00:50:52,818 --> 00:50:53,978
We saw the explosion.
497
00:50:54,420 --> 00:50:56,445
You can ask Mr. Pryce about that.
498
00:50:56,657 --> 00:50:58,851
Me? I had nothing to do with it.
499
00:50:59,059 --> 00:51:00,253
That right?
500
00:51:01,061 --> 00:51:04,496
I gave you the security codes so you could ransack the lab...
501
00:51:04,697 --> 00:51:07,291
while those bunglers tried to kill Wayne.
502
00:51:07,501 --> 00:51:08,695
I want my lawyer.
503
00:51:08,902 --> 00:51:12,735
I think the commissioner would like to hear this too. Night.
504
00:51:29,389 --> 00:51:30,878
I'm spent.
505
00:51:31,324 --> 00:51:34,817
Every lead I had has gone face-down, and the Joker's still out there.
506
00:51:35,027 --> 00:51:36,393
What have you got?
507
00:51:37,264 --> 00:51:38,697
I don't know, pup.
508
00:51:38,931 --> 00:51:42,197
If I was the Batman I was supposed to be, I'd have cracked this...
509
00:51:42,402 --> 00:51:45,371
would have punched the right data into the computer...
510
00:51:45,572 --> 00:51:48,335
or remembered that one clue everyone else overlooked.
511
00:51:48,675 --> 00:51:50,302
It's rarely that simple.
512
00:51:57,284 --> 00:51:59,878
-How are you feeling? - Lousy.
513
00:52:02,054 --> 00:52:03,715
Gordon told me what happened to Tim Drake.
514
00:52:04,523 --> 00:52:07,925
That's why I didn't want you going up against the Joker...
515
00:52:08,128 --> 00:52:09,492
impostor or not.
516
00:52:09,829 --> 00:52:13,458
Nothing against your old partners, but I'm a completely different Batman.
517
00:52:13,666 --> 00:52:15,327
I was never a Robin, I never...
518
00:52:19,005 --> 00:52:20,199
Wait.
519
00:52:21,172 --> 00:52:22,936
Joker smashed up the cases...
520
00:52:23,143 --> 00:52:26,010
but why was this the only costume he went out of his way to destroy?
521
00:52:26,413 --> 00:52:27,744
Robin did shoot him.
522
00:52:28,014 --> 00:52:31,507
A ghost out for revenge? I don't buy it. I talked to Drake.
523
00:52:31,717 --> 00:52:34,481
He's got less love for that costume than the Joker.
524
00:52:34,688 --> 00:52:36,918
I think somehow he's behind this.
525
00:52:37,123 --> 00:52:38,181
That's crazy.
526
00:52:38,391 --> 00:52:40,451
So was Drake, once.
527
00:52:40,661 --> 00:52:44,563
Look, here's the readout of everything we know the Jokerz have stolen.
528
00:52:47,166 --> 00:52:50,534
Now let's combine those into something that would be used by a communications expert.
529
00:52:50,971 --> 00:52:52,699
Someone of Tim Drake's caliber.
530
00:52:55,541 --> 00:52:57,271
Satellite jamming system.
531
00:52:57,677 --> 00:53:00,612
Whoever uses this can access satellite defense systems...
532
00:53:00,813 --> 00:53:02,179
and fire them at will.
533
00:53:02,382 --> 00:53:03,610
Someone already has.
534
00:53:03,949 --> 00:53:06,077
I suspected Jordan Pryce might be the Joker...
535
00:53:06,286 --> 00:53:09,380
but the Jokerz were on your company yacht trying to slag Pryce.
536
00:53:09,588 --> 00:53:12,114
I got him off before it was blasted to splinters.
537
00:53:15,393 --> 00:53:18,956
I think your little Robin's turned into a bitter old crow.
538
00:53:19,166 --> 00:53:21,259
He's gotta be the brains behind this new Joker.
539
00:53:21,467 --> 00:53:23,902
It's harsh, but who else is there?
540
00:53:26,505 --> 00:53:27,905
Suit up.
541
00:53:28,175 --> 00:53:31,940
Take the car and check it out. I'll monitor you from here.
542
00:53:33,045 --> 00:53:35,239
What happened to leaving it to the cops?
543
00:53:35,882 --> 00:53:36,974
Not their game.
544
00:53:37,483 --> 00:53:39,884
There's something else I want to take with me.
545
00:54:04,344 --> 00:54:07,108
Drake, I know you're the connection to the Joker.
546
00:54:09,815 --> 00:54:11,909
Don't pretend you didn't hear me.
547
00:54:12,552 --> 00:54:13,710
Hologram.
548
00:54:28,068 --> 00:54:30,092
You guessed it, Batfake!
549
00:54:30,302 --> 00:54:33,760
The disgruntled Mr. Drake is indeed in my employ.
550
00:54:34,407 --> 00:54:39,344
Took him a few years, but he figured out who ran the real winning team.
551
00:54:39,579 --> 00:54:43,106
This is one of Uncle Sam's orbiting defense satellites.
552
00:54:43,315 --> 00:54:45,784
Hyperion class, laser-armed.
553
00:54:45,985 --> 00:54:48,920
Handy litlle gadget for shooting down unfriendly missiles...
554
00:54:49,121 --> 00:54:51,521
or giving someone a world-class hotfoot.
555
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:57,224
Think of it as urban tagging on a grand scale...
556
00:54:57,431 --> 00:55:02,333
reminding all and sundry that this is Joker territory.
557
00:55:02,536 --> 00:55:04,594
You're welcome to try and stop us...
558
00:55:04,804 --> 00:55:08,900
but I'm not taking bets on that happening anytime soon. Toodles.
559
00:56:02,762 --> 00:56:03,956
Miss me?
560
00:56:13,106 --> 00:56:15,402
Computer, search for the name Jolly Jack.
561
00:56:21,081 --> 00:56:24,244
Abandoned candy factory. Just his style.
562
00:56:24,451 --> 00:56:26,077
Wayne, I think I've got something.
563
00:56:26,353 --> 00:56:29,447
Download this transmition and tell Gordon to have her men at that address.
564
00:56:29,655 --> 00:56:32,590
-I'm gonna... - Aren't you the nasty tattletale?
565
00:56:32,791 --> 00:56:36,056
Ratting me out before I have my fun.
566
00:56:36,262 --> 00:56:37,992
Papa spank.
567
00:56:56,949 --> 00:56:57,949
Yeah, I know!
568
00:57:42,927 --> 00:57:45,896
I'd better sit down before I bust a gut!
569
00:57:46,563 --> 00:57:48,690
Catch you later, kiddo!
570
00:57:52,670 --> 00:57:55,297
It's stopped. I'm going after him.
571
00:58:17,527 --> 00:58:18,755
Gotcha!
572
00:58:42,085 --> 00:58:43,313
Ace.
573
00:58:55,431 --> 00:58:56,989
Good bat-dog.
574
00:59:07,242 --> 00:59:08,471
Where'd he go?
575
00:59:13,248 --> 00:59:14,409
Watch it!
576
00:59:14,617 --> 00:59:15,947
You watch it!
577
00:59:18,121 --> 00:59:19,418
It's him!
578
00:59:38,840 --> 00:59:40,239
Double down.
579
00:59:57,860 --> 01:00:00,327
Lovely playroom. You getting this, Wayne?
580
01:00:00,762 --> 01:00:03,664
I see it. You keep your eyes open for the Joker.
581
01:00:14,277 --> 01:00:15,277
Tim.
582
01:00:16,012 --> 01:00:17,603
Get up, Drake.
583
01:00:18,780 --> 01:00:20,873
What? Who is it?
584
01:00:21,083 --> 01:00:22,516
Where's the Joker?
585
01:00:22,818 --> 01:00:23,818
Joker?
586
01:00:24,018 --> 01:00:26,853
Drop the act. I know you're working with him.
587
01:00:27,222 --> 01:00:30,681
No, Joker's gone. I don't know where he is, really.
588
01:00:31,293 --> 01:00:34,286
Suit sensors aren't picking up any pulse fluctuations.
589
01:00:34,664 --> 01:00:35,789
It's the truth.
590
01:00:36,231 --> 01:00:39,530
I don't do this anymore. I have a home and family.
591
01:00:39,735 --> 01:00:43,467
I gave this up years ago. Kids' stuff. That's all it was.
592
01:00:44,306 --> 01:00:46,867
It may be the truth, but he's still whacked.
593
01:00:47,210 --> 01:00:50,646
Fun and games. Boy Wonder playing the hero.
594
01:00:50,847 --> 01:00:53,838
Fighting the bad guys and no one ever gets....
595
01:00:54,349 --> 01:00:56,146
Oh, God.
596
01:00:56,686 --> 01:00:58,313
I killed him.
597
01:00:58,788 --> 01:01:00,516
I didn't mean to.
598
01:01:00,722 --> 01:01:02,485
I tried so hard to forget.
599
01:01:02,791 --> 01:01:06,818
But I still hear the shot, still see his dead smile.
600
01:01:07,530 --> 01:01:09,360
Every night the dreams get stronger.
601
01:01:09,565 --> 01:01:12,159
He's there when I sleep, whispering, laughing...
602
01:01:12,367 --> 01:01:15,335
telling me I'm just as bad as he is, we're both the same.
603
01:01:15,672 --> 01:01:17,434
I'm calling an ambulance.
604
01:01:17,639 --> 01:01:20,130
No, I'm all right. Forgive me, Terry.
605
01:01:20,342 --> 01:01:24,143
Old, nasty memories twisting inside me like bad oysters.
606
01:01:24,347 --> 01:01:25,347
Nothing really.
607
01:01:25,847 --> 01:01:27,679
I'm perfectly fine now.
608
01:01:27,884 --> 01:01:29,181
How do you know my name?
609
01:01:29,686 --> 01:01:33,121
There's nothing about you I don't know, Batfake.
610
01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:39,222
Terry!
611
01:01:40,963 --> 01:01:42,692
Have a time-out, kid.
612
01:01:42,898 --> 01:01:45,492
Can't let you spoil the party too soon.
613
01:01:45,702 --> 01:01:50,297
And Bruce, I'm sure you've got your monkey-boy wired somehow.
614
01:01:51,007 --> 01:01:55,034
That's just peachy, because I want you to see every minute of this.
615
01:01:55,244 --> 01:01:56,541
It's a killer.
616
01:02:15,030 --> 01:02:16,224
My God.
617
01:02:20,135 --> 01:02:23,400
Oh, I never get tired of that!
618
01:02:23,773 --> 01:02:24,773
Drake?
619
01:02:25,306 --> 01:02:27,172
You're the Joker?
620
01:02:27,443 --> 01:02:31,811
That flabby oaf doesn't even realize I'm using him as a time-share.
621
01:02:32,014 --> 01:02:36,246
Beneath this puckish exterior lies the mind of a genius...
622
01:02:36,452 --> 01:02:38,010
years ahead of my time.
623
01:02:38,353 --> 01:02:41,221
In the weeks young Robin was under my tutelage...
624
01:02:41,422 --> 01:02:45,952
l used him as the subject of my greatest experiment.
625
01:02:46,161 --> 01:02:49,152
Utilizing cutting-edge genetics technology...
626
01:02:49,364 --> 01:02:51,264
which I had pinched here and there...
627
01:02:51,467 --> 01:02:54,833
l encoded my DNA on a microchip...
628
01:02:55,036 --> 01:02:57,938
and set it into bird-boy's birdbrain.
629
01:02:58,407 --> 01:02:59,898
Here.
630
01:03:00,108 --> 01:03:04,704
Everything that was me has been a-sleeping all comfy and cozy...
631
01:03:04,914 --> 01:03:07,780
inside Tim Drake's subconscious.
632
01:03:08,050 --> 01:03:12,043
At first, I had to limit the time I spent in Drake's body.
633
01:03:12,255 --> 01:03:13,949
He's not aware of what I do...
634
01:03:14,157 --> 01:03:17,056
chalking up any lingering memories to bad dreams.
635
01:03:17,326 --> 01:03:20,590
If his family misses him, I simply call wifey and tell her:
636
01:03:20,797 --> 01:03:22,958
637
01:03:23,231 --> 01:03:25,199
The changes come at will now...
638
01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:29,599
and soon I'll be strong enough to live in this body permanently.
639
01:03:29,806 --> 01:03:32,672
Mr. J's on the rebound, baby!
640
01:03:32,875 --> 01:03:36,902
My comeback party's gonna set the whole town on fire!
641
01:03:59,534 --> 01:04:01,934
So where should I make ground zero?
642
01:04:02,137 --> 01:04:06,369
Gotham General, where our hero's dear little Dana is recuperating?
643
01:04:06,576 --> 01:04:11,036
Or here, in the happy garden of Mrs. Mary McGinnis?
644
01:04:13,014 --> 01:04:16,280
I always think it adds resonance to a hero's mission...
645
01:04:16,485 --> 01:04:19,648
to have some defining element of tragedy in his background...
646
01:04:19,856 --> 01:04:21,221
don't you?
647
01:04:22,224 --> 01:04:25,592
Ah, but the one and only kick off point...
648
01:04:25,795 --> 01:04:28,628
must be stately Wayne Manor.
649
01:04:28,998 --> 01:04:30,056
Gone in a flash...
650
01:04:30,266 --> 01:04:34,668
before Brucie can hobble to safety or mount a rescue.
651
01:04:34,871 --> 01:04:36,132
Don't worry, though.
652
01:04:39,074 --> 01:04:42,373
I'll be hitting those other spots soon enough.
653
01:04:43,378 --> 01:04:44,936
Adi�s, Brucie.
654
01:04:45,146 --> 01:04:48,514
I guess I should salute you as a worthy adversary and all that...
655
01:04:48,717 --> 01:04:53,018
but the truth is, I really did hate your guts.
656
01:04:54,824 --> 01:04:59,318
What about it, kid? Any last words for the old Batfart?
657
01:04:59,929 --> 01:05:02,056
Yeah. Sic him.
658
01:05:08,170 --> 01:05:09,728
Ace, here!
659
01:05:13,409 --> 01:05:14,670
Attaboy!
660
01:05:27,489 --> 01:05:30,186
End of the line, Snoopy.
661
01:05:36,364 --> 01:05:37,364
No!
662
01:05:52,514 --> 01:05:54,039
Oh, good.
663
01:05:54,250 --> 01:05:55,911
The beam's headed here.
664
01:05:56,117 --> 01:05:58,677
Now I'll have to start all over again.
665
01:05:58,887 --> 01:06:02,085
Thanks for wrecking everything, kid. See you around.
666
01:06:02,592 --> 01:06:03,889
Hold it.
667
01:06:04,460 --> 01:06:06,291
Oh, wise up, junior.
668
01:06:06,494 --> 01:06:07,893
Game's over!
669
01:06:08,097 --> 01:06:10,621
-I'm taking you in. - Right.
670
01:06:17,405 --> 01:06:19,465
You're out of your league, McGinnis.
671
01:06:19,675 --> 01:06:24,237
I know every trick the original Batman and Robin knew at their peak.
672
01:06:24,981 --> 01:06:27,643
Maybe, but you don't know a thing about me.
673
01:06:27,882 --> 01:06:28,907
You?
674
01:06:29,117 --> 01:06:31,052
What's to know? You're a punk.
675
01:06:31,253 --> 01:06:32,844
A rank amateur.
676
01:06:33,054 --> 01:06:37,320
A costumed errand boy taking orders from a senile old man.
677
01:06:37,525 --> 01:06:40,619
Still, if it's a whooping you're wanting....
678
01:06:41,931 --> 01:06:45,331
That's right. Better to run and save yourself.
679
01:06:45,534 --> 01:06:47,831
That's about your speed.
680
01:06:49,505 --> 01:06:51,632
Let's dance, bozo.
681
01:07:07,222 --> 01:07:09,248
He's tough. Any suggestions, boss?
682
01:07:09,458 --> 01:07:12,791
Joker is vain and likes to talk and try to distract you, but don't listen.
683
01:07:12,994 --> 01:07:14,690
Block it out and power through.
684
01:07:14,896 --> 01:07:15,920
Wait.
685
01:07:16,132 --> 01:07:17,565
I like to talk too.
686
01:07:20,869 --> 01:07:23,202
-What are you doing? - Fighting dirty.
687
01:07:23,405 --> 01:07:25,670
The real Batman would never...
688
01:07:26,074 --> 01:07:28,235
Told you, you didn't know me.
689
01:07:30,413 --> 01:07:32,574
Funny guy.
690
01:07:32,947 --> 01:07:34,347
Can't say the same for you.
691
01:07:36,351 --> 01:07:39,913
Impudent brat. Who do you think you're talking to?
692
01:07:40,289 --> 01:07:42,018
Not a comedian, I'll tell ya that.
693
01:07:43,425 --> 01:07:44,518
Shut your mouth!
694
01:07:46,061 --> 01:07:48,860
The real Batman never talked to you much, did he?
695
01:07:49,065 --> 01:07:51,362
That's why you were so fixated on him.
696
01:07:52,867 --> 01:07:55,893
Don't play psychoanalyst with me, boy!
697
01:07:56,271 --> 01:07:58,900
Oh, I don't need a degree to figure you out.
698
01:08:01,777 --> 01:08:03,300
The real reason you kept coming back...
699
01:08:03,512 --> 01:08:06,208
was you never got a laugh out of the old man.
700
01:08:06,547 --> 01:08:08,380
I'm not hearing this.
701
01:08:08,583 --> 01:08:11,451
Get a clue, clownie. He's got no sense of humor.
702
01:08:11,652 --> 01:08:14,349
He wouldn't know a good joke if it bit him in the cape.
703
01:08:14,724 --> 01:08:18,216
-Not that you ever had a good joke. - Shut up. Shut up!
704
01:08:18,426 --> 01:08:21,020
I mean, joy buzzers, squirting flowers? Lame!
705
01:08:21,229 --> 01:08:25,164
Where's the A material? Make a face, drop your pants, something!
706
01:08:25,367 --> 01:08:26,730
Show yourself!
707
01:08:26,935 --> 01:08:30,804
You make me laugh, but only because I think you're kind of pathetic.
708
01:08:33,041 --> 01:08:34,530
Stop that!
709
01:08:36,110 --> 01:08:38,773
You fell in a tank of acid, got your skin bleached...
710
01:08:38,979 --> 01:08:40,948
then decided to become a super villain.
711
01:08:41,149 --> 01:08:44,175
What? You couldn't get work as a rodeo clown?
712
01:08:47,488 --> 01:08:49,117
Don't you dare laugh at me!
713
01:08:51,725 --> 01:08:54,957
Why? I thought the Joker always wanted to make Batman laugh.
714
01:08:55,395 --> 01:08:56,886
You're not Batman!
715
01:09:23,657 --> 01:09:25,146
Come on, McGinnis!
716
01:09:25,358 --> 01:09:28,793
Laugh it up now, you miserable little punk! Laugh!
717
01:09:30,162 --> 01:09:33,097
I can't hear you!
718
01:10:04,564 --> 01:10:05,860
Easy, I've got you.
719
01:10:16,042 --> 01:10:17,100
Way ahead of you.
720
01:11:10,195 --> 01:11:13,529
Delia and Deidre Dennis, your grandmother's paid your bail.
721
01:11:13,733 --> 01:11:16,064
You're being released to her custody, pending your trial.
722
01:11:16,269 --> 01:11:18,463
-Oh. - Joy.
723
01:11:21,640 --> 01:11:23,471
You rotten little scamps!
724
01:11:23,676 --> 01:11:28,170
I struggle to make a good home for you and this is the thanks I get!
725
01:11:29,314 --> 01:11:30,838
Break a grandmother's heart!
726
01:11:31,050 --> 01:11:35,487
-I hope they throw the book at you! - Oh, shut up, Nana Harley.
727
01:11:39,658 --> 01:11:41,627
You didn't have to cover up for me, Barbara.
728
01:11:41,961 --> 01:11:45,828
The Joker's gone, Tim. You were just along for the ride.
729
01:11:47,466 --> 01:11:48,661
How are you doing, Mr. Drake?
730
01:11:48,868 --> 01:11:50,859
Tim, this is Terry McGinnis.
731
01:11:51,069 --> 01:11:53,698
-We met the other night. - We did?
732
01:11:56,542 --> 01:11:58,033
I owe you big time.
733
01:11:58,578 --> 01:11:59,636
Forget it.
734
01:11:59,845 --> 01:12:04,043
For what it's worth, Bruce couldn't have chosen anyone better to put on the mask.
735
01:12:05,083 --> 01:12:07,644
Coming from you, that means everything.
736
01:12:08,488 --> 01:12:11,650
Sometimes the important things go unsaid.
737
01:12:11,990 --> 01:12:15,350
If there's one thing I've learned you've got to appreciate the people in your life...
738
01:12:15,494 --> 01:12:16,984
while you have the chance.
739
01:12:17,463 --> 01:12:20,228
Not everyone is capable of expressing that, Tim.
740
01:12:20,432 --> 01:12:23,230
No matter how much they might feel it in their heart.
741
01:12:23,703 --> 01:12:25,000
I know.
742
01:12:29,274 --> 01:12:30,332
What are you doing here?
743
01:12:30,643 --> 01:12:32,337
It's where I should be.
744
01:12:35,747 --> 01:12:36,747
Terry.
745
01:12:38,350 --> 01:12:41,012
I've been thinking about what you once told me.
746
01:12:41,954 --> 01:12:43,081
You were wrong.
747
01:12:44,090 --> 01:12:46,354
It's not Batman that makes you worthwhile.
748
01:12:47,594 --> 01:12:49,528
It's the other way around.
749
01:12:49,929 --> 01:12:52,261
Never tell yourself anything different.
750
01:12:53,432 --> 01:12:54,729
Thanks.
751
01:13:02,574 --> 01:13:03,974
Hello, Tim.
752
01:13:05,278 --> 01:13:07,006
Hi, old man.
753
01:13:09,206 --> 01:13:13,206
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754
01:13:14,406 --> 01:13:20,406
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