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- Are you ready, kids?

all: Aye, aye, Captain!

- I can't hear you.

all: Aye, aye, Captain!

- * Ohh... *

* Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? *

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- * Absorbent and yellow and porous is he *

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- * If nautical nonsense be something you wish *

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- * Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish *

all: SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready?

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

- SpongeBob

SquarePants!

[laughing]

* *

[waves crashing]

[upbeat music]

* *

- Spot? Spot?

Spot?

Where are you, Spot?

[whistles]

Oh, there you are, boy! Come to me.

Jump in my arms and give me your precious kisses.

- [panting]

- [groans]

Good amoeba.

You get a num-num.

- [panting]

- Plankton, have you been feeding Spot

a lot of treats lately?

He's looking bigger than usual.

- Karen!

Not in front of the amoeba.

Spot is fit as a fiddle.

- [burps]

- All right, Doctor.

If you say so.

- Come on, I'll prove it.

Now you'll see how healthy my little Spotty-wotty is.

[overlapping barking]

[device beeping]

Wha... pregnant?

Ah, that can't be right.

I thought he was a boy.

- I'm not sure it matters for amoebas.

Food-rich environments cause amoebas to reproduce,

and you've certainly provided

a food-rich environment.

- [whines] - Who's gonna be a mama?

Good boy!

- We're not ready to have puppies, Karen!

This is all happening a little too fast.

We have to set up a state-of-the-art delivery room,

sanitize everything,

baby-proof the Chum Bucket... wait.

Where's Spot?

- [whining from other room]

- What the...

Puppies?

- [barks] - You did it, boy!

Oh, I'm so glad you're okay.

Wait.

Is that my good dinner jacket? - [barks]

- Oh, who cares about a dinner jacket?

Aw, look at the little puppies!

- Yeesh. Calm down, Karen.

You don't want to blow out your motherboard.

- Oh, I'm gonna name you Steven

and Karen and Clayton and Vincent and...

cute overload.

[whirring]

[electricity crackling]

[power fading, screen chimes]

- Oh, sure, you take a couple of hours to reboot, Karen.

It's fine.

I'll just manage all these puppies

all on my own!

[puppies barking]

[stool shattering] - Hey! Get down from there!

Stop that! My furniture!

[shattering, hissing]

My experiments!

Bad amoebas! Bad! - [barking]

- I don't get it, Karen.

Spot is so well behaved,

but the puppies don't listen to me at all.

I think we need to get rid of them.

- [whirring]

- Yeah, I know what you would say.

"Don't you vaporize those puppies, Plankton."

- [whirring]

- Fine!

If you insist,

I'll find a non-vaporizing way

to get rid of them.

Jeez!

- * La la la la *

* La la la la la la la *

* La la la la la... *

Huh?

"Free amoeba puppies"?

Oh, hey, Plankton.

What's with the sign?

- I fed Spot too much,

and he had puppies.

You want a few thousand?

They're free with an order of chum.

- [gags]

No thank you, Plankton.

I, uh, already ate.

But I can help you get your puppies adopted.

I did get Patrick into a good home.

- [sniffing]

- You sure this is a guard dog, SpongeBob?

* *

- Would you like to purchase...

- [grunts]

This is our corner now!

[both crying]

- Now, Plankton, just politely offer people free puppies,

and they'll all be adopted in no time.

- You there!

I demand you take an amoeba puppy.

- But that doesn't look like a puppy to me.

More like a speck of dirt.

- These are purebred amoebas, swine!

- [screams]

[zapping]

[screaming]

- Take this puppy, or I'll destroy you!

- [screaming]

- Maybe if people could see how cute these puppies are,

they'd be more interested in taking 'em.

[murmuring]

- Wait, what are you doing?

[accordion music]

Ta-da!

- I can't believe that actually worked.

- Say, that's a fine-looking amoeba.

- Thanks! You want him?

He's free to a good home.

- Whoo!

- Do you have another amoeba?

They are too adorable.

- Smoosh up some more puppies, SpongeBob.

We are in business!

- I'm smooshin'! I'm smooshin'!

[grunting]

[puppies barking] all: Aww.

- Don't be sad, Matilda.

Mommy has to go to her arraignment,

but she'll be back soon.

Mwah!

- [whining]

[barking]

[items shattering]

[snarling]

* *

[barking]

- Puppy? You came back?

- [barks]

- Did you take this from your new owner?

That is rude, puppy!

Very, very rude!

[puppies barking]

- Wait, you all took something...

and brought it back to me?

Hmm...

I don't need any of this junk.

[claps]

[puppies retching]

But perhaps there is something

you could get for me,

like the Krabby Patty secret formula?

[cackling]

[coughing]

Anyone happen to steal a throat lozenge?

No? Okay.

Come on, pups!

We've got some training to...

[puppies barking]

Still rebooting, huh?

[puppies growling and barking]

- I might need someone

to help train these amoebas.

- I'm glad you called me, Plankton.

I am the best pet trainer in all of Bikini Bottom.

Why, Patrick is already housebroken.

- [grumbling] Oh, yeah, he'll just use the litter box.

Bad Patrick. - [whimpering]

- Bad Patrick Star.

- To train a puppy,

one must think like a puppy.

[straining]

[barking]

Woof, woof, woof!

* *

- [humming]

Voilà! Eh?

* *

- [barking]

* *

- Woof!

Woof, woof, woof!

* *

- [grunts]

- [barking]

- [screaming]

[explosion]

Well, SpongeBob,

after several grueling hours of training,

the puppies are ready.

Allow me to introduce them.

[buzzer blares]

There's Demolitions Puppy.

[muffled explosion]

Acrobat Puppy.

- [grunting]

- Identical Twin Puppies.

And of course, Comic Relief Puppy.

- Hey, is this another plan

to steal the secret formula?

- Of course it is,

and there's nothing you can do about it!

[laughs]

[alarm blares] - Huh? Whoa!

[screaming]

You'll never get away with this, Plankton!

- Oh, but I will get away with this, Plankton!

I mean, SpongeBob.

Allow me to explain.

First, we'll need a distraction

inside the Krusty Krab.

That's where the Identical Twin Puppies

come into play.

- Aww, I want one. It's so...

[all exclaiming]

- Free from Krabs' watchful eye,

Acrobat Puppy can begin his infiltration.

[smooth instrumental music]

* *

- [snoring]

- Once Acrobat Puppy gets inside Krabs' office,

he'll open the window for Demolitions Puppy.

Then, Demolitions Puppy

will blow the safe wide open.

[button chimes]

[explosion]

* *

With the safe door open,

the formula is mine!

And finally, just for fun,

Comic Relief Puppy adds a dollop of humor.

- Whoo-hoo!

- That's never gonna work.

- [laughs] But it already has!

What do you think the puppies have been doing

all this time?

Now to open my prize!

[grunting]

- [grunting]

[upbeat music]

- Karen! Baby!

* *

[straining]

- [inhales deeply]

[whistles]

Woof, woof, ruff, ruff, woof, woof!

* *

- [arf, arf] - [bark, bark]

[buzzer]

- Woof, woof!

- [groaning]

- Plankton! Won't you ever learn?

You're never gonna get the formula!

- Come on, SpongeBob. Maybe we can work something out!

I'll give ya 10% of my patty profits. Huh?

- Sorry, Plankton. You leave me no choice.

- Uh-oh.

[all barking]

all: Yip, yip, yip, yip, yip!

* *

- I believe this is yours.

- Hey! Good boy, Patrick!

You get a treat!

- [crunching]

[happy grunts] - Okay. No, wait!

I... Get offa me! What are you...

* *

[electronic whirring]

- Reboot... complete.

Oh! Oh! Oh ha!

More puppies? For me?!

Oh, Sheldon, I couldn't be happier!

[laughing]

[puppies barking, panting]

- Wait, puppy.

Whoa, puppy!

Ooh!

Cute... overload!

Aah!