Original subtitles

Out there thereis a world outside of yonkers

way out there beyond this hick town, barnaby

there is a slick town, barnaby

out there f u// of shine and full of sparkle

close your eyes and see it glisten, barnaby

listen, barnaby

put on your Sunday clothes there is lots of world out there

get out the brilliantine and dime cigars

we 're gonna find adventure in the evening air

girls in white in a perfumed night

where the lights are bright as the stars

put on your Sunday clothes we 're gonna ride through town

in one of those new horsedrawn open cars

we'll see the shows at delmonico s

and we'll close the town in a whirl

and we won't come home until we '|/e kissed a girl

Ride through town

in one of those new horsedrawn open cars

we'll see the shows at delmonico is...

And we won't come home until we '|/e kissed a girl

Oh!

Huh.

Buy n large is your superstore

we got all you need and so much more

Male voice: Too much garbage in your face?

There is plenty of space out in space!

Bnl star liners leaving each day.

We'll clean up the mess while you're away!

The Jewel of the bnl fleet, the axiom.

Spend your ti ve-year cruise in style,

waited on 24 hours a day by our fully automated crew,

while your captain and autopilot

chart a course for nonstop entertainment fine dining,

and with our all-access ho verchairs, even grandma can join the fun.

There is no need to walk.

The axiom. Putting the star in executive star liner.

Because at bnl, space is the final fun-tier!

No Monday in your Sunday

no Monday in your Sunday clothes

Put on your Sunday clothes when you feel down and out

strut down the street and have your picture took

dressed like a dream your spirits seem to turn about

- that Sunday shine is a certain sign - oh-ho!

That you feel as fine as you look

And we'll recall

wow.

When time runs out

That it only

took a moment

to be loved

a whole life

long

And that is all

that loves about

A moment

To be loved

a whole life

Long

Ooh!

Ooh!

Huh?

Eve: Ooh!

Who are you?

Eve: Who are you? Who are you?

Hold me close and hold me fast

the magic spell you cast

this is la vie en Rose

When you kiss me heaven sighs

and though I close my eyes

lsee la vie en Rose

wall-e: Whoa!

When you press me to your heart

I'm in a world apart

a world where roses bloom

and when you speak angels sing from above

everyday words seem to turn into love songs

Wall-e: Huh?

- Eve: Directive? - Oh!

Eve: Directive?

Wall-e: Ta-da!

Eve: Ooh!

- Directive? - Directive?

- Classified. - Oh.

Eve: Name?

Wall-e.

Wall-e. Ha, ha.

Eve.

Eve.

Eve.

Wall-e: Eve.

Eve: Ll Eve ll

Wall-e: Eve...

Eve.

Ooh!

Here is a little song I wrote

note for note don't worry

Be happy

Here.

Wall-e: Look.

You pop.

Eve: Ooh!

Eve: Oops.

Monday in your Sunday

Eve: Ooh!

No Monday in your Sunday clothes

put on your Sunday clothes when you feel down and out

Strut down the street and have your picture took

dressed like a dream your spirits seem to turn about

that Sunday shine is a certain sign

that you feel as fine as you look

New down to your toes

get out your feathers your patent leathers

Your beads and buckles and bows

Wall-e?

Wall-e: Whoa! Uh-oh!

Ooh!

Wall-e: Oh!

And that is all

that loves about

and we'll recall

when time runs out

that it only

Eve: Ooh!

Took a moment

to be loved

a whole life

long

Ooh!

Wall-e: Whoa.

Eve.

Eve?

Eve!

Wall-e: Whoa!

Ah!

Eve.

Oh! Uh-oh.

Oh!

Eve.

Whoa!

Eve.

Oh!

M-o: Foreign contaminant.

Oh!

M-o: Foreign contaminant. Wall-e: Whoa!

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Huh?

Foreign contaminant.

Eve.

I've been in my cabin all morning,

so let's hover over to the driving range and hit a few virtual balls into space.

No, we did that yesterday. I don't want to do that.

- Well, then what do you want to do? - I don't know. Something.

Look, I'm tired of having the same argument over and over.

Bot, over here.

Man: I'm in a tunnel. I can't hear you. Woman: There you are.

Female loudspeaker voice: Buy n large.

E ve/ything you need to be happy.

Your day is very important to us.

Hey, drink-bot.

Here, take the cup. Hey, take the cup!

Whoa! Wall-e: Uh-oh.

Ste ward-Bo t: Please remain stationary.

A service-bot will be here to assist you momentarily.

Stewards! Hello!

- Please remain stationary. - Help.

A service-bot will be here to assist you momentarily.

What's that? What's going on?

- John. - Eve?

Uh, no. John.

Bye, wall-e.

Nanny-bot: 'A " is for axiom, your home sweet home.

"B" is for buy n large, your very best friend

female loudspeaker voice: Mm!

Time for lunch in a cup.

Feel beautiful.

- It's the new you. Stunning. - You look great.

- I know, honey. Men. - Men.

Female loudspeaker voice: Attention, axiom shoppers. Try blue.

Its the new red

both: Ooh!

Woman: Love blue.

Woman: Date?

Don't get me started on the date.

Every holo-date I have been on has been a virtual disaster.

If I could just meet one, one who wasn't so superficial, you know?

There are no good men out there.

I know. I know because I've...

What the...? Wall-e: Whoa!

Huh?

Yoo-hoo. Wall-e.

- Mary. - Eve.

Huh? Oh!

Oh! Oh. Um, sure. You go ahead.

Eve.

Shade!

I didn't know we had a pool!

Auto: Captain, you are needed on the bridge.

All hands on deck!

Beautician-bot: Morning.

Just a trim?

Find adventure in the evening air

Beautician-bot: Uh-huh.

I see. I know, honey. I know.

I'm good, I am good. You look gorgeous.

Oh!

Horsedrawn open cars

- Auto: Sir? - Coffee.

Sir, the annual...

Protocol, auto. First things first.

Computer, status report.

- Mechanical systems. - Computer: Unchanged

- reactor core temperature. - Unchanged

- passenger count. - Unchanged

- regenerative food buffet. - Unchanged

- jacuzzi ph balance. - Unchanged

- atmospheric conditions. - Unchanged

- auto: Captain. - Laundry service volume.

- Unchanged - okay, auto.

- Sir, the annual reconnaissance... - 12:30!

Auto, why didn't you wake me for morning announcements?

Honestly, it's the one thing I get to do on this ship.

Well, good morning, everybody,

and, uh, welcome to day 255, 642 aboard the axiom.

As always, the weather is a balmy 72 degrees and sunny and...

0h, lsee the ships log is showing that today is our 700th anniversary

of our fi ve-year cruise.

Well, I'm sure our forefathers would be proud to know that 700 years later

we'd be doing the exact same thing they were doing.

Fore!

So be sure next mealtime to ask for your free

"septuacentennial cupcake in a cup."

Wow, look at that!

Also today we have a...

Hey, auto, what's that fiashing button?

Captain, probe one has returned positive.

Positive?

Eve.

But no probe's

ever come back positive before.

Buy n large

greetings and congratulations, captain.

If you are seeing this,

that means your extraterrestrial vegetation evaluator,

or 'Eve probe," has returned from earth

with a confirmed specimen of ongoing photosynthesis.

That's right. It means its time to go back home.

Home? We're going back?

Now that earth has been restored to a life-sustaining status,

by goll, we can begin operation recolonize.

Simply follow this manuals instructions

to place the plant in your ship is ho/o-detector

and the axiom will immediately navigate your return to earth.

- Its that easy. - Huh.

Now, due to the effects of microgra vity,

you and your passengers may ha ve suffered some

slight bone loss.

But I'm sure a few laps around the ship is jogging track

will get you back in shape in no time.

We have a jogging track?

If you ha ve any further questions,

just consult your operation manual.

See you back home real soon.

"Operate Manuel."

Manuel, relay instructions.

Manuel?

Wow. Will you look at that?

Captain: Let's see.

Huh?

Eve.

Eve.

Captain: Well, let's open her up.

"Step one. Voice command, 'confirm acquisition."'

computer: Confirm acquisition. Captain: Ooh!

Voice authorization required

uh... captain's voice: Uh...

Computer: Accepted

Ooh.

- Where's the thingy? - Auto: Plant.

Plant. Right. Right. Where is it?

Maybe we missed a step.

- Show me how you change... - Plant.

- Captain: Okay. - Wall-e.

- Eve? - Plant!

Captain: Why don't you scan her to be sure?

Auto: Contains no specimen. Probe's memory is faulty.

- So then, we're not going to earth? - Negative.

I guess things go back to normal, huh?

Correct, captain.

- Well, false alarm! - Computer: False alarm.

The probe must be defective.

Go-4, send her to the repair ward,

and have them run diagnostics on her. Make sure she's not...

Have, uh, wall-e cleaned.

Wall-e: Yoo-hoo! Eve.

Analyze.

Computer: Analysis. Foreign contaminant.

Substance is a three-phase system

composed of various combinations of naturally derived solids.

Subject is most commonly referred to as soil, dirt, or earth.

"Earth"?

Define "earth."

Earth, the surface of the world

as distinct from the sky or sea.

Wow.

Define "sea."

Sea, an expanse of salt water

that covers most of the earth is surface and surrounds its landmasses.

Foreign contaminant.

Approaching robot: Whoa!

Eve.

Beautician-bot: Just a trim?

You look gorgeous.

Fore!

Fore!

Fore!

Computer: Clear, clear, clear.

Ooh!

Eve! Eve!

Ah!

Beautician-bot: Oh, my.

Steward-bot: Halt!

Computer: Caution. Rogue robots.

Caution. Rogue robots.

Caution. Rogue robots.

Steward-bot: Halt! Halt!

Computer: Caution. Rogue robots.

D-f/b: Clear.

Eve: Ooh!

Caution. Rogue robots.

Uh-oh. Eve.

Eve?

Oh!

Directive.

Eve: Plant!

- Eve. - Wall-e!

Computer: Cruising speed

You are now free to move about the cabin.

Huh?

Oh!

Twenty seconds to self-destruct.

Ten seconds to self-destruct.

Ten, nine, eight, seven,

six, five, four,

three, two...

Oh!

Eve.

Eve.

Wall-e!

Woo-hoo!

Wall-e: Whee!

Oh, so many stars.

- Hey! Hey! That's what's-his-name! - Hey! What the...?

- Look! Look at that. - Huh? What?

Hey. I know that guy. It's, uh, wall-e.

- Hey, wall-e! It's your buddy John. - Hi, wall-e!

Captain: Define "hoedown."

Computer: Hoedown, a social gathering

at which lively dancing would take place.

Auto, earth is amazing! These are called "farms."

Humans would put seeds in the ground, pour water on them,

and they grow food, like pizza.

Auto: Good night, captain.

Psst! Computer.

Define "dancing."

Computer: Dancing, a series of movements involving two partners

where speed and rhythm match harmoniously with music.

Wall-e: Uh-huh. Uh...

Eve.

Eve: Home.

Computer: The lido deck is now closing. The lido deck is now closing.

- John: Stop that. - Make me.

I didn't know we had a pool.

Lifeguard-bot: No splashing. No diving.

- John: Oh, go on. - No splashing. No...

- Eve. - It only takes a moment

shh!

Directive.

Captain: Prepare for landing.

"We're here, everybody."

"Yay, captain! Captain, we're home! It's so beautiful!"

"No. It's nothing. I was pleased to do this.

It's all about you people. It's not about me."

How?

How did you find it?

We can go back home! For the first time!

- What's it like now? - Oh!

No, no, no. Don't tell me. I want to see for myself.

Wait. That doesn't look like earth.

Where's the blue sky?

Where's the grass?

Sunday clothes when you feel down and out

I know that song.

Strut down the street and have your picture took

they're, um,

dancing. Yes, dancing.

That Sunday shine is a certain sign that you feel as fine as you look

beneath your parasol...

You made it somehow, huh, little guy? You didn't give up, did you?

Okay, then. Come on.

Wait a minute.

When time runs out

that it only

Huh?

Eve?

Eve.

Eve.

Eve.

Eve.

Oh!

Huh?

Foreign contaminant.

There you go, little guy.

You came a long way for a drink of water.

Just needed someone to look after you, that's all...

We have to go back.

- Auto, come down here. - Aye, aye, sir.

Auto, Eve found the plant. Fire up the holo-detector.

Not necessary, captain. You may give it to me.

- You know what? I should do it myself. - Captain.

Sir, I insist you give me the plant.

- Auto, get out of my way. - We cannot go home.

- What are you talking about? Why not? - That is classified, captain.

- Give me the plant. - What do you mean, "classified"?

- Don't keep a secret from the captain. - Give me the plant.

- Tell me what's classified. - The plant.

Tell me, auto! That's an order.

Aye, aye, sir.

Buy n large is your superstore we got all you need

just cut it ohf will you?

Hey, there, autopilots. Got some bad news.

Operation cleanup has,

well, failed

wouldn't you know, rising toxicity levels have made life

unsustainable on earth.

"Unsustainable"? What?

Darn it all, we 're going to have to cancel operation recolonr'ze.

So just stay the course.

Rather than try and fix this problem,

it'll just be easier for everyone to remain in space.

"Easier"?

- Man: Mr. President? - / think...

- Huh? - Sir, time to go.

Okay. I'm giving override directive a 773.

Go to full autopilot.

Take control of e verything, and do not return to earth.

Repeat, do not return to earth.

Lets get the heck out of here.

Now, the plant.

No. Wait a minute.

Computer, when was that message sent out to the axiom?

Computer: Message received in the year27 70.

That's... that's nearly 700 years ago!

Auto, things have changed! We've got to go back.

Sir, orders are "do not return to earth."

But life is sustainable now. Look at this plant. Green and growing.

- It's living proof he was wrong. - Irrelevant, captain.

What? It's completely relevant! Out there is our home.

Home, auto.

And it's in trouble. I can't just sit here and do nothing.

That's all I've ever done.

That's all anyone on this blasted ship has ever done. Nothing!

On the axiom you will survive.

- I don't want to survive. I want to live! - Must follow my directive.

I'm the captain of the axiom.

We are going home today.

Hey! That's not...

This is mutiny! Eve, arrest him.

Eve, you are to put this plant straight in the holo-detector.

Eve: Huh?

Eve? Both: Wall-e!

- Oh! - Wall-e, the plant!

- Wall-e! - Captain: Over here. Throw it.

Eve! Aah!

Auto: Give me the plant.

Eve: Wall-e!

Auto: All communications are terminated.

You are confined to quarters.

No! Mutiny!

Mutiny!

Wall-e?

Computer: Caution. Activating airlock disposal.

Activating airlock disposal.

Wall-e?

Eve.

Computer: Caution. Activating airlock disposal.

Activating airlock disposal.

Foreign contaminant.

Huh?

All clean. All clean.

Directive.

Directive.

- Earth. - Earth.

Earth? Earth!

- Wall-e: M-o. - Wall-e!

Steward-bot: Wrong.

Steward-bot: Please hold. We are currently having...

Eve: Vvhoops.

Computer: Caution. Rogue robots.

Beautician-bot: That style suits you.

D-fib: Clear.

Computer: Caution. Rogue robots.

- Caution. Rogue robots. - Aah!

- Auto: Not possible. - Caution. Rogue robots.

Captain: Auto! Auto!

Mutiny. Mutiny.

Stupid wheel.

Computer: Caution. Rogue robots.

Caution. Rogue robots.

Caution. Rogue robots.

The plant! Ha, ha.

We'll see who's powerless now.

Captain: Testing, testing. Is this thing on?

This is the captain. I am locked in my room.

Eve wall-e, bring the plant to the lido deck.

Ill have activated the holo-detector. Now, hurry.

- Auto is probably going to cut me off... - Ste ward-Bo t: Halt.

Eve: Ah!

Steward-bot: Halt.

Beautician-bot: Oh, my.

D-fib: Clear.

Wall-e: Oh!

Steward-bot: Halt, halt.

- Look what I got, auto. - Not possible.

That's right. The plant.

You want it? Come and get it, blinky.

Captain? Captain?

Auto: Let go.

- Let go. - Too heavy for you? Huh?

Auto: Get off.

Captain: You're not getting away from me.

- Auto: Get off. - Is that all you got?

Steward-bot: Halt.

- That's it. A little closer. - Auto: Cease and desist.

- Not good. - Got you.

Nanny-bot: Remain calm. Remain calm.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.

We 're having a slight malfunction with the autopilot.

Please remain calm.

Eve: Aah!

Auto: Enough.

Mary: Hey. What? John?

All: Whoa!

No! No, no, no!

Man: I gotcha!

John, get ready to have some kids!

Look out! Eve: Aah!

Oh!

Auto:

Oh, no!

Auto?

Auto, you are relieved of duty.

Auto:

Plant! Plant!

Foreign contaminant.

Eve: Plant! M-o: Eve!

Computer: Plant origin verified

Computer: Course set for earth.

Ten seconds to hyper-jump. Nine,

- Eve: No. - Eight,

- wall-e! - Seven, six, five, four,

oh, no. Wall-e.

Three, two, one, zero.

Eve.

Ooh!

Wall-e?

Ooh!

Put on your Sunday clothes when you feel down and out

wall-e?

- Eve? - Wall-e?

And that is all

that loves about

m-o: Whee! Beautician-bot: You're kidding!

M-o: Go, go, go.

And we 7! Recall when time runs out

this is called farming!

You kids are going to grow all kinds of plants.

Vegetable plants. Pizza plants!

It's good to be home!

Took a moment

to be loved

a whole life

long

Did you think that your feet had been bound

by what gravity brings to the ground?

Did you feel you were tricked by the future you picked?

Well, come on down

all these rules don't apply when you're high in the sky

so come on down

come on down

we 're coming down to the ground

theres no better place to go

we got snow up on the mountains

we got rivers down below

we 're coming down to the ground

we hear the birds sing in the trees

and the land will be looked after

we 7! Send the seeds out in the breeze

Did you think you'd escaped from routine

by changing the script and the scene?

Despite all you made of it

you're always afraid of the change

you've got a lot on your chest

well, you can come as my guest

so come on down

come on down

we 're coming down to the ground

theres no better place to go

we got snow up on the mountains

we got rivers down below

we 're coming down to the ground

we hear the birds sing in the trees

and the land will be looked after

we 7! Send the seeds out in the breeze

like the fish in the ocean

we felt at home in the sea

we learned to live off the good land

we learned to climb up a tree

then we got up on two legs

but we wanted to fly

and when we messed up our home/and

we set sail for the sky

we 're coming down to the ground

theres no better place to go

we got snow up on the mountains

we got rivers down below

we 're coming down to the ground

we hear the birds sing in the trees

and the land will be looked after

we 7! Send the seeds out in the breeze

we 're coming down

coming down to earth

like babies at birth

coming down to earth

we define new priorities

these are extraordinary qualities

We 're coming down to the ground

theres no better place to go

we got snow up on the mountains

we got rivers down below

we 're coming down to the ground

we hear the birds sing in the trees

and the land will be looked after

we send the seeds out in the breeze

we 're coming down to the ground

theres no better place to go

we got snow up on the mountains

we got rivers down below

we 're coming down to the ground

we hear the birds sing in the trees

and the land will be looked after

we send the seeds out in the breeze

we define new priorities

these are extraordinary qualities

to find on earth

To find on earth

To find on earth