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I guess I'm just taking a break. We had this really cool adventure saving Earth.

And I was pretty happy - anyway so I needed some me-time and came to Australia

and that's when I moved in with Darryl. Hello...

And here we are. No it's - it's a nice flat as you can see and we get along well

Yeah, I guess I just wanted to be around average everyday people

and Darryl is an average sort of everyday guy So it works out well.

While I'm here I'm trying to get involved with the locals. And who is this purple weirdo?

"Vision". I'm surprised you actually knew who that was.

You know... To give back to the community.

Darryl here is helping me craft an electronic letter. I'm writing to Captain America and Iron Man.

There seems to be something very intense going on between them

And I want to offer my help, my services.

Dear Tony Stark. How is it going? I heard you and Captain America were

having some relationship problems. Dear Steve Rogers, do you remember when I goated you

into killing those prisoners and you made me swear to never tell the other Avengers?

If there's any other secrets you need kept just let me know,

because I'm not up to much. At the moment.

What you doing later?

I'm just working. What's he doing? He's working.

Keep out Darryl.

Costume for battles...

Little Mjolnir over here taking a nap.

Something I've been roasting in the sun for a number of weeks now. It's almost ready. Delicious.

Question: What are infinity stones? A whole lot of information and ideas.

And what I like to call little clues speckled around the place.

And who is the man in the purple chair? He is purple, has a magic glove, doesn't like standing up.

Fury! What does he really know and is Fury his real name?

Or is it actually pronounced "Furry"? Little Mjolnir here - a pair of sunglasses in case

it gets bright on the Rainbow Bridge. Which often it does.

Oh, if you lift up this little thing - whats he holding? Me.

I never wear cut-offs. How do I keep waking up in cut-offs?

Normal pants going in cut-offs coming out? "Yoohoo"

Oh, by-by the way have you heard from Tony Stark and Captain America? They didn't contact you?

I haven't received a single phone call. One second, hold on.

Hey T-Bone? How many times do we have to go over this? No amount of money is gonna get me

to join your little pissing contest. But here talk to Thor. Yeah. He's sort of been

waiting to hear from you. I have him right here. Oh, you can't right now? Okay.

Am I disappointed that they didn't invite me to fight with them?

Laughing: No.

He doesn't know how to get in touch with you? I don't have a phone.

He doesn't have a phone. Send a raven.

I just start my own team. Team Thor. Of course.

And it would be me and Darryl. Just us.

Right D? Yep.

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