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Previously, on "You"...
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Everyone just calls me Beck.
And you're...
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- Joe?
- Goldberg.
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A guy needs to protect himself,
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and your name was
a glorious place to start.
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The next thing our little
friend the internet gave me
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was your address.
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Uhh!
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Maybe we could get
a drink sometime?
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Sure.
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Hey, let me up.
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Oh, you make me insane.
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Oh, Beck, who is this?
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Benjamin J. Ashby.
Greenwich born,
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boarding school bred.
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- After you.
- All right.
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Man, I'm thinkin' maybe--
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Do not tell me
that you're doing this
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because of Beck!
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I'm very scared
of what you would do to her.
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She show you her ladle?
She's got this red kitchen ladle.
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It's a whole "call you Daddy,
spank me" thing.
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Benji, I'd love your help.
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Unfortunately, I know
you're a pathological liar.
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I just knew Benji
was the worst kind of poison,
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so I did what I had to do
to help you.
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It's been three days...
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Since our first kiss,
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and I have to say...
things are looking
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pretty good for us post-Benji.
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If you could only watch
one movie
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for the rest of your life,
what would it be?
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"Beverly Hills Cop."
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- Really?
- Oh, yeah. Dead serious.
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Okay... I'll bite. Enlighten me.
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Well, it's funny,
but the danger...
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feels very real.
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It checks all the boxes.
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What's yours?
What's your forever movie?
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Mm. I'd have to go with...
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"Pretty in Pink."
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Invisible townie girl
swept off her feet
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by the one guy
who really sees her.
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A little on the nose, Beck.
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I love that movie.
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I'll be that guy,
the one who sees you.
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You deserve that, after Benji.
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So...
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your... old girlfriend,
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the girl at Peach's party
was talking about...
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- Candace, is it?
- It's customary...
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the inventory
of past heartbreak.
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- Do I wanna know?
- But Candace--
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I'm not sure
how to tell you about her yet.
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It's too soon, Beck.
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I mean, I'm an open book,
but it's--it's the old story.
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Just... thinking you're right
for someone...
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and you're not.
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Hmm. I got about
a dozen of those.
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- Hmm.
- Maybe sometime over a drink.
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Or ten.
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- Yep.
- Ten?
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Ten. Ten...
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Give or take.
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I want to come in, I do.
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But I'm gonna make us wait.
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You're worth waiting for.
Besides...
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Bye.
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Right now, I have something
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rather pressing to deal with.
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Nothing sweeter than townie pie.
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#MuffinGrabNGo.
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Grab N Go? Really?
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Townie Pie? What the--
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You're dead to me, Benji. Dead.
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You're finally moving on.
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And now that you've
dealt with Benji,
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it's time for me to do the same.
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How exactly does one
get rid of a body?
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I can't just Google
this kind of thing
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without creating a pretty
damning evidence trail.
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So I turn to those
I trust most for tips--
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King, Carr, Franzen, Flynn.
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Fun fact:
spatchcocking a chicken
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and dismembering a human
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involve the same six
essential steps.
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Not sure I'm down for that.
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Little intense. But...
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I think I finally have
a plan for Benji.
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Oh, hey, Joe, I didn't know
you were up there.
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Do you mind if I play
some, uh, Enrique Iglesias?
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I'm trying to
bone up on my Spanish.
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These are officially
the darkest days...
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Sounds great.
In the history of the world.
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I mean, I can pick
something else.
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I got a ton of playlists
on here.
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I got rock music,
club music, jazz music.
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I wonder if he's a virgin.
Stick with the Iglesias.
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I'm just gonna be in the
basement working on some books.
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I don't wanna be disturbed.
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- All right?
- No problem.
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Thanks, Joe!
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Here's what I know.
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There can be no dead Benji
for you to mourn.
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He needs to disappear.
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Already handled the optics
on social media--
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portrait of a dude hard
partying his way off the grid.
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As for the body--
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cremation seems expedient.
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This will require chemicals,
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a steady blaze, and absolutely
no dental records.
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Bluuh...
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It looks like
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I'm gonna need to slow
the biological roll on Benji.
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It's about temperature,
and it's about humidity.
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And dropping the temp this low
puts the books at risk--
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dry, brittle, lost forever.
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My humidifiers
won't let that happen.
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Gertrude Stein is dead.
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She's not coming back
to sign books.
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Hopefully, this holds him
until I can man up
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and do the deed.
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- Come in.
- Hi... there.
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I'm, uh... Guinevere Beck.
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I'm your new MFA transfer.
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Professor Leahy and I agreed,
uh, that it would be bet--
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Oh, sorry.
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Um, I'm looking for
Professor Mott?
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Beck, is it?
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- Yes, hi.
- Blythe.
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I heard you were joining us.
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- Yeah.
- We meet here for workshop
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on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
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Mott's no Leahy, though,
so bring your A game.
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I intend to.
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You know, I actually--
I read one of your essays
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in the "Review" last month,
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and it was so illuminating.
I tweeted it.
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Social Media. It's like
the next great genocide.
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- Jersey, right?
- Sorry?
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It's where you're from?
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No, I'm, uh, I'm from Nantucket.
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Oh, interesting.
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- Where are you from?
- Such a tough question.
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Um... I was born
in Papua New Guinea,
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but my dad worked
for the State Department,
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so we moved around a lot.
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Actually separated from
my parents at one point.
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Did some modeling in Tokyo.
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My hair is super-unique there.
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I'm sorry, it's my grandparents.
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I'll see you in class, okay?
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Hey...
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Yeah.
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And then she walked away,
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and I melted into the earth.
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Sounds like a pretentious
bitch, if you ask me.
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No. Blythe's amazing.
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She wrote this piece
about how she and her mother
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got bulimia together
while in Italy, and she was 12!
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- Chic.
- What the--
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- Is that a nose?
- It's a dick pic, Annika.
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So what? It's just zoomed in.
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- No!
- Why's it against shag carpet?
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- I don't know.
- Perspective?
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I don't get it.
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I mean, why do men think
disembodied members
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equal foreplay?
You know, they're not
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- aesthetically pleasing.
- Ooh! I disagree.
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I have over 200
saved on my phone
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organized by category.
It's my Guggenheim.
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Fat bats.
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Boomerangs.
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Banana boats.
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Late bloomers.
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And Jewish guys.
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More power to 'em,
but your friends
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kinda treat sex
like it means nothing.
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Till she sees his junk in zoom!
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But you're different,
aren't you?
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Honestly, I see her point.
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I hooked up with
some guy last night.
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Knee deep in before I realized
he's uncircumcised.
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- Ooh!
- It kind of looked like...
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- I don't know, a... hoodie?
- Whoa!
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Bookstore clerk
has a turtleneck?
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Bookstore manager,
but, no, not Joe.
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Some guy from Tinder.
Just a little down and dirty.
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- You know?
- Wow!
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Joe is still a maybe.
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A maybe? I'm a maybe?
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And you're still screwing
other guys?
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Beck! How did I miss this?
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How did I read this
so completely wrong?
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Look, if you wanna bone
Benji outta your system,
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more power to you.
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I just wanna make sure that
you're respecting yourself.
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Look, I'm just saying...
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are you being your most
amazing self right now?
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I mean, this is...
this is my process.
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It's like a Benji exorcism.
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I'm just exploring
my options in a city of...
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8 million people.
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- It's only reasonable, right?
- Yeah.
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I'm gonna get a drink.
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I like your tattoo.
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I don't have a tattoo.
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Love is patient and kind.
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And so am I, Beck.
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For you, I can be patient.
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Maybe this is your process.
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Nobody buys the first pair
of jeans they try on,
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no matter how perfect.
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But as much as I'm hoping
this is just a stage,
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a quick password search
on your iCloud
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has revealed a swipe-fest
of millennial man-boys.
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Guy with tiger.
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Junior William Morris agent.
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Viking Wannabe.
You've been a busy girl, Beck.
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It's more competition
than I realized.
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This thing between us--
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it's new, tenuous.
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And the cost was a corpse.
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But I can't get rid of
every guy in New York.
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If I wanna win your heart,
I'm gonna have to show you--
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Aah!
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I'm not a "maybe".
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I'm The One.
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It's time.
Time to get rid of Benji
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so I can focus
my undivided attention
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on you, Beck, on us.
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So I'm gonna need
a few supplies.
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Hey, Joe.
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You said you needed to talk?
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I do, yeah. So here's the thing.
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I have a secret project
I'm working on,
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but I gotta open up the shop,
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so I thought you could
run some errands for me.
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I'll give you a little
money for books.
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Just between us.
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Yeah. No problem.
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Between us. What do you need?
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Well, you might have to
run to a few different places.
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You can count on me, Joe.
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Thanks, Pac.
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The swine and I.
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Eye to eye.
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My heart is his.
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And that...
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was sunset.
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I'm not sure it had
the vigilance or depth
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that you're capable of.
I just wasn't fully invested.
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Interesting, Blythe.
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How do we maintain
the reader's attention?
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We infuse the universal
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with painful specificity,
258
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or they simply turn the page.
259
00:11:20,212 --> 00:11:21,613
Exactly.
260
00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:25,116
My worst fear--and I'm not
commenting on Yuri's poem,
261
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per se, is not to be bad
but unremarkable.
262
00:11:28,988 --> 00:11:32,057
Unremarkable. That is the fear.
263
00:11:32,058 --> 00:11:34,759
I hope this was helpful, Yuri.
264
00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:36,695
I think that does it for today.
265
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,596
Next up is... Blythe.
266
00:11:38,597 --> 00:11:39,964
And Beck.
267
00:11:39,965 --> 00:11:42,200
Send a piece of your choosing
to myself
268
00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:44,704
and your fellow classmates,
and we'll review on Thursday.
269
00:12:11,597 --> 00:12:13,198
Here's what I've gleaned
270
00:12:13,199 --> 00:12:16,034
from this little exercise
in futility, Beck.
271
00:12:16,035 --> 00:12:18,037
You're in no mood to write.
272
00:12:20,039 --> 00:12:22,207
And you need a new bed.
273
00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:24,776
So, hey, maybe your enthusiastic
274
00:12:24,777 --> 00:12:26,311
but ultimately empty encounter
275
00:12:26,312 --> 00:12:27,779
with that Warby Parker-wearing
mixologist
276
00:12:27,780 --> 00:12:29,314
could work to our advantage.
277
00:12:29,315 --> 00:12:30,615
Any chance you're down
for shopping trip?
278
00:12:30,616 --> 00:12:31,783
I've got time to kill
279
00:12:31,784 --> 00:12:34,353
while Paco's out shopping.
280
00:12:36,989 --> 00:12:39,257
You read my mind.
281
00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:41,126
Pick you up in an hour.
282
00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:43,561
But I have to play this
perfectly,
283
00:12:43,562 --> 00:12:45,563
and in order to do that,
284
00:12:45,564 --> 00:12:47,466
I gotta break out the big gun.
285
00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:52,138
Mr. Mooney's Buick Skylark.
286
00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:55,907
You bound down the stairs
in those tight,
287
00:12:55,908 --> 00:12:57,242
not-too-tight jeans.
288
00:12:57,243 --> 00:12:58,743
You're in flip-flops
289
00:12:58,744 --> 00:13:00,044
and your toenails sparkle
290
00:13:00,045 --> 00:13:01,613
and your hair's in a bun,
291
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,381
and, hey, at least you
don't have any hickeys.
292
00:13:03,382 --> 00:13:05,484
So there's that.
293
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:13,358
Oh, my God, I can't
believe this is your car.
294
00:13:13,359 --> 00:13:15,193
You're a lifesaver.
295
00:13:15,194 --> 00:13:16,928
No idea how much
296
00:13:16,929 --> 00:13:19,165
I needed a new bed.
297
00:13:37,082 --> 00:13:39,184
New Challenge.
298
00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:42,153
How do I segue this from
299
00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:44,155
browsing glassware to...
300
00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:46,992
"Holy shit! Joe's the one"?
301
00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:50,895
Weird.
302
00:13:50,896 --> 00:13:53,464
I have one just like this.
303
00:13:53,465 --> 00:13:55,567
Yeah, I-I know all about it.
304
00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:58,803
- Benji told me.
- It was my dad's.
305
00:13:58,804 --> 00:14:00,438
The infamous red ladle.
306
00:14:00,439 --> 00:14:02,440
How you like to be spanked
with it.
307
00:14:02,441 --> 00:14:05,310
Is that what
you really want, Beck?
308
00:14:05,311 --> 00:14:08,647
Is that the guy
you're looking for?
309
00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:13,218
Just pick one.
310
00:14:13,219 --> 00:14:15,653
It's all cut from the same
hunk of overpriced wood.
311
00:14:15,654 --> 00:14:17,488
I can't decide.
312
00:14:17,489 --> 00:14:19,490
People trying to buy some
sort of meaning in their lives
313
00:14:19,491 --> 00:14:22,594
with $60 candles
and sustainable lamps.
314
00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:24,162
They all look pretty good to me.
315
00:14:24,163 --> 00:14:26,631
No, I just mean
should I get the queen
316
00:14:26,632 --> 00:14:28,299
or the king-size bed?
317
00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:30,668
Your bedroom isn't big
enough to fit a king.
318
00:14:30,669 --> 00:14:34,205
You're right, it's too...
319
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:37,876
How do you know that?
320
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,477
It's New York.
321
00:14:39,478 --> 00:14:42,114
No one's bedroom is
big enough to fit a king.
322
00:14:43,949 --> 00:14:46,385
Ugh...
323
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:48,853
What's wrong?
324
00:14:48,854 --> 00:14:50,521
This girl, Blythe, in workshop,
325
00:14:50,522 --> 00:14:52,625
she just submitted
her short story.
326
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,160
- And?
- And I haven't even
327
00:14:56,161 --> 00:14:58,464
started mine yet,
and it's due tomorrow.
328
00:15:03,269 --> 00:15:04,903
Hers...
329
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,504
it's brilliant.
330
00:15:06,505 --> 00:15:10,475
It's about a crow that flies
into a woman's house,
331
00:15:10,476 --> 00:15:12,944
runs into the walls,
and leaves blood everywhere.
332
00:15:12,945 --> 00:15:15,413
That sounds terrible.
333
00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:17,216
Read it.
334
00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:29,328
Well?
335
00:15:31,530 --> 00:15:33,531
- You might be right.
- Ugh!
336
00:15:33,532 --> 00:15:35,768
I know.
337
00:15:39,738 --> 00:15:41,606
Can I ask you something?
338
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:43,041
Anything.
339
00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:45,777
Promise to tell the truth?
340
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,179
Scout's honor.
341
00:15:52,051 --> 00:15:55,220
Do you think...
I'm unremarkable?
342
00:16:04,063 --> 00:16:06,030
Unremarkable people don't worry
343
00:16:06,031 --> 00:16:08,434
about being unremarkable.
344
00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:22,180
This is it, Beck.
345
00:16:22,181 --> 00:16:23,514
This is the moment
I'm gonna show you
346
00:16:23,515 --> 00:16:25,416
just how remarkable you are.
347
00:16:25,417 --> 00:16:27,219
You want down and dirty,
you got it.
348
00:16:32,391 --> 00:16:34,392
Stop, Joe, stop!
349
00:16:34,393 --> 00:16:35,827
What? I--What?
I thought that you--
350
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:37,261
That I wanted to get arrested
351
00:16:37,262 --> 00:16:39,597
while you're going
all bush diver on me in public?
352
00:16:39,598 --> 00:16:42,735
That's not exactly
on my to-do list today.
353
00:16:45,304 --> 00:16:48,207
I guess I read that wrong.
354
00:16:50,776 --> 00:16:53,611
You haven't made eye contact
for the past ten minutes.
355
00:16:53,612 --> 00:16:55,848
Things couldn't get
any worse right now.
356
00:16:59,084 --> 00:17:01,052
- Hello?
- Hey, Joe, it's Ethan.
357
00:17:01,053 --> 00:17:03,021
- Ethan from the bookstore.
- Yeah, yeah, I know
358
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,422
who you are, Ethan.
359
00:17:04,423 --> 00:17:08,559
Right. Thing is,
the power's out. Um...
360
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:11,229
the electrician says he thinks
the system is overloaded,
361
00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:12,764
but he can't get
to the fuse box because...
362
00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:14,599
It's in the basement
with a dead body.
363
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:17,035
Which is locked.
He thinks he can pop the lock,
364
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,503
but I just wanted to--
365
00:17:18,504 --> 00:17:20,738
No! No, no, no, no, no!
Just--Just--
366
00:17:20,739 --> 00:17:22,340
just tell the electrician
to go home.
367
00:17:22,341 --> 00:17:24,175
I'll call him later.
You lock up and go home.
368
00:17:24,176 --> 00:17:25,877
I'll deal with it
when I get back.
369
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,779
All right?
370
00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:29,481
Okay.
371
00:17:31,316 --> 00:17:33,317
- Everything okay?
- Yeah, it's fine.
372
00:17:33,318 --> 00:17:35,420
It's fine. It's just
a little problem at the shop.
373
00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:37,389
I should get you... home.
374
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,592
I was afraid this might happen.
375
00:17:41,593 --> 00:17:44,195
Six humidifiers and an AC unit
from the late '70s
376
00:17:44,196 --> 00:17:45,830
cranked to its lowest setting...
377
00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:47,266
even in death, Benji is
a colossal pain in my ass.
378
00:17:56,208 --> 00:17:58,743
Okay. With the AC out,
379
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:03,248
seems deterioration speeds
really picked up.
380
00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:18,931
Oh! Is that... ooze?
381
00:18:20,399 --> 00:18:21,899
Things have grown
382
00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:24,502
biologically dire
in the Benji department.
383
00:18:24,503 --> 00:18:26,437
Also the rare book department.
384
00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:31,042
But... I can't protect them
until I get rid of him.
385
00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:34,113
Benji has to go.
386
00:18:49,728 --> 00:18:50,896
Ugh!
387
00:18:54,666 --> 00:18:56,667
Hey, what are you up to?
388
00:18:56,668 --> 00:18:59,303
Do you happen to read Chinese?
389
00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:02,007
Or own a mallet?
390
00:19:05,544 --> 00:19:07,478
The books were safe.
391
00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:09,013
Basement is 100% corpse-free.
392
00:19:09,014 --> 00:19:10,581
Can't burn the body
in daylight anyway,
393
00:19:10,582 --> 00:19:12,083
so the least Benji can do
394
00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:14,219
is wait in the car
for a little while.
395
00:19:19,057 --> 00:19:20,358
- Ready for that.
- Okay.
396
00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:22,426
Let go for a second.
397
00:19:22,427 --> 00:19:24,595
- Okay.
- Yeah.
398
00:19:24,596 --> 00:19:26,331
- It's in the peg!
- Okay.
399
00:19:27,799 --> 00:19:30,636
- Hand me the mallet.
- Yeah. Ah!
400
00:19:34,473 --> 00:19:36,175
Should be good.
401
00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:51,856
There it is.
402
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:53,292
Go!
403
00:19:54,426 --> 00:19:56,395
Say when.
404
00:19:58,297 --> 00:20:00,265
When. I think--when.
When, when, when.
405
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,639
Cheers to us.
406
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:10,741
You make a good apprentice.
407
00:20:10,742 --> 00:20:15,047
I was gonna say
the same thing about you.
408
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:23,322
I'm sorry about earlier.
I didn't mean to get so upset.
409
00:20:24,923 --> 00:20:26,691
It's okay.
410
00:20:26,692 --> 00:20:29,527
No, it's not, it's just...
411
00:20:29,528 --> 00:20:33,831
I don't want you to think of me
412
00:20:33,832 --> 00:20:36,835
like that.
413
00:20:42,274 --> 00:20:46,544
I... like you, Joe.
414
00:20:46,545 --> 00:20:50,215
Like actually... like.
415
00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:57,388
And I was a little
in my head, to be honest.
416
00:20:57,389 --> 00:21:01,058
Blythe's short story kinda
threw me for a loop.
417
00:21:01,059 --> 00:21:02,760
It's not a competition.
418
00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:04,428
I know, but...
419
00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:06,931
I wonder...
420
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:10,635
am I ever gonna write
anything that amazing?
421
00:21:10,636 --> 00:21:12,670
You're talented.
422
00:21:12,671 --> 00:21:14,472
- You don't know that.
- I--I know--
423
00:21:14,473 --> 00:21:17,875
I know you need to
get out of your head and...
424
00:21:17,876 --> 00:21:21,679
forget Blythe,
this Blythe person.
425
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:23,881
Forget everybody.
Just write what you want.
426
00:21:23,882 --> 00:21:27,451
God! Everyone says that
like it's so easy.
427
00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:29,220
I know, I know.
428
00:21:29,221 --> 00:21:31,956
Okay, so, um...
429
00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:33,858
pop quiz.
430
00:21:33,859 --> 00:21:34,960
Don't think.
431
00:21:35,894 --> 00:21:37,128
Just answer.
432
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:38,896
Okay.
433
00:21:38,897 --> 00:21:40,998
What hits you
like a gut punch when you--
434
00:21:40,999 --> 00:21:42,867
the first thought?
435
00:21:42,868 --> 00:21:44,869
My dad.
436
00:21:44,870 --> 00:21:47,204
Before he...
437
00:21:47,205 --> 00:21:50,107
Yeah. Right.
438
00:21:50,108 --> 00:21:51,843
Of course.
439
00:21:55,414 --> 00:21:57,515
He was an addict.
440
00:21:57,516 --> 00:22:00,785
It was hard...
441
00:22:00,786 --> 00:22:02,854
and scary.
442
00:22:04,656 --> 00:22:07,658
I mean, there were
good days too.
443
00:22:07,659 --> 00:22:11,529
Like I always knew
it was gonna be one of those
444
00:22:11,530 --> 00:22:16,801
when I woke up to the smell
of pancakes cooking.
445
00:22:16,802 --> 00:22:21,405
He used this red ladle
to scoop up the batter.
446
00:22:21,406 --> 00:22:24,576
This is the red ladle story?
447
00:22:26,778 --> 00:22:29,714
And I would be... laughing,
448
00:22:29,715 --> 00:22:32,216
singing along to some
449
00:22:32,217 --> 00:22:35,419
bad Top 40 song.
450
00:22:35,420 --> 00:22:38,290
And everything
would be... right.
451
00:22:42,828 --> 00:22:46,731
But then he'd...
he'd go out and...
452
00:22:46,732 --> 00:22:50,468
the ladle would go back
in the drawer.
453
00:22:50,469 --> 00:22:54,539
And I'd wait
for the next good day.
454
00:22:56,842 --> 00:23:01,580
Until there weren't any more.
455
00:23:03,014 --> 00:23:04,849
Wow!
456
00:23:04,850 --> 00:23:08,252
I did not expect
to say all that.
457
00:23:08,253 --> 00:23:10,121
I think you're right.
You definitely don't have
458
00:23:10,122 --> 00:23:12,790
anything meaningful
to write about.
459
00:23:12,791 --> 00:23:16,260
Ohh. Benji was wrong
about all of it.
460
00:23:16,261 --> 00:23:19,663
His whole red ladle story.
You don't wanna be spanked.
461
00:23:19,664 --> 00:23:21,999
You wanna feel safe,
462
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,601
loved.
463
00:23:23,602 --> 00:23:26,738
You want someone to make
pancakes for you.
464
00:23:51,830 --> 00:23:53,130
Um...
465
00:23:53,131 --> 00:23:55,366
hold that thought.
I'll be right back.
466
00:23:55,367 --> 00:23:58,236
Coming!
467
00:24:00,572 --> 00:24:03,140
- Is everything okay?
- No!
468
00:24:03,141 --> 00:24:05,976
- Peach. I should have known.
- Thank God you're here.
469
00:24:05,977 --> 00:24:08,012
I'm having a really
bad flare-up.
470
00:24:08,013 --> 00:24:10,916
I think I need you to take me
to the emergency room.
471
00:24:12,350 --> 00:24:13,984
Oh... Joseph.
472
00:24:13,985 --> 00:24:15,786
I didn't realize you were here.
473
00:24:15,787 --> 00:24:18,088
I told you he was coming.
474
00:24:18,089 --> 00:24:20,291
Uh, Peach is really sick.
475
00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:23,160
This is probably more
than you need to know,
476
00:24:23,161 --> 00:24:25,529
but... I have a rare
chronic bladder disease
477
00:24:25,530 --> 00:24:26,897
called interstitial cystitis--
478
00:24:26,898 --> 00:24:29,200
Oh... gosh!
479
00:24:29,201 --> 00:24:32,436
I mean, you know, some
people think I'm being uppity,
480
00:24:32,437 --> 00:24:35,272
but... I can't have
any fast food.
481
00:24:35,273 --> 00:24:38,409
And if I drink, it has to
be a high PH, you know,
482
00:24:38,410 --> 00:24:40,411
like Ketel One or Goose
483
00:24:40,412 --> 00:24:42,079
and pear juice.
484
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:44,648
Weren't you doing Jager
shots at your party?
485
00:24:44,649 --> 00:24:46,083
Oh--oh!
486
00:24:46,084 --> 00:24:47,952
Let's get you to the hospital.
487
00:24:47,953 --> 00:24:50,054
- Yeah.
- And Joe has a car.
488
00:24:50,055 --> 00:24:51,822
He can take us. Right, Joe?
489
00:24:51,823 --> 00:24:53,591
You can take us?
490
00:24:53,592 --> 00:24:55,227
Of course.
491
00:24:56,094 --> 00:24:58,596
I mean, I've got a dead body
in the trunk,
492
00:24:58,597 --> 00:24:59,730
but, hey, no biggie, right?
493
00:24:59,731 --> 00:25:01,198
Oh, this is taking forever!
494
00:25:01,199 --> 00:25:04,101
I mean, he took the worst
street to get across town.
495
00:25:04,102 --> 00:25:05,436
Be nice.
496
00:25:05,437 --> 00:25:07,438
I'm in real pain!
497
00:25:07,439 --> 00:25:09,608
I'm sorry.
498
00:25:11,142 --> 00:25:13,143
Ohh... Joseph...
499
00:25:13,144 --> 00:25:15,045
- Yep.
- I'm feeling nauseated.
500
00:25:15,046 --> 00:25:17,248
Can you crack a window?
There's like a...
501
00:25:17,249 --> 00:25:20,251
sort of putrid aroma that keeps
wafting in the backseat.
502
00:25:20,252 --> 00:25:23,221
What can I say?
The smells of the city.
503
00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:29,326
Oh... God.
504
00:25:29,327 --> 00:25:30,995
I can't deal. I can't deal.
505
00:25:30,996 --> 00:25:33,098
We'll walk!
506
00:25:35,667 --> 00:25:37,302
I'm so sorry.
507
00:25:41,806 --> 00:25:43,474
It's almost the witching hour.
508
00:25:43,475 --> 00:25:46,110
Grab the supplies.
Drive the narcissistic cadaver
509
00:25:46,111 --> 00:25:47,978
formerly known as Benji
to his final destination,
510
00:25:47,979 --> 00:25:51,983
light a match,
and I'm yours forever, Beck.
511
00:25:53,952 --> 00:25:56,687
Well, this is a development.
512
00:25:56,688 --> 00:25:58,290
That's him.
513
00:26:07,699 --> 00:26:08,732
Potassium nitrate.
514
00:26:08,733 --> 00:26:10,167
Six rolls of duct tape.
515
00:26:10,168 --> 00:26:13,103
Fire starter, twine,
burlap, wood stakes.
516
00:26:13,104 --> 00:26:15,172
You wanna explain
what all this is for?
517
00:26:15,173 --> 00:26:16,974
Explain the shopping list
518
00:26:16,975 --> 00:26:20,311
straight out of
"Body Disposal for Dummies"?
519
00:26:20,312 --> 00:26:22,413
I know.
520
00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:23,948
I know how this all must look.
521
00:26:23,949 --> 00:26:26,317
I know involving Paco
was the wrong thing to do.
522
00:26:26,318 --> 00:26:29,486
But th-things have been
a little crazy for me lately.
523
00:26:29,487 --> 00:26:32,457
I guess I was hoping I could
make the world a better place.
524
00:26:36,795 --> 00:26:38,862
You know--It...
525
00:26:38,863 --> 00:26:43,001
it would--it would just
be easier if I show you.
526
00:26:44,669 --> 00:26:47,105
Yeah, I'll show you. Come on.
527
00:26:49,741 --> 00:26:52,209
Technically, we're not allowed
to plant anything in here.
528
00:26:52,210 --> 00:26:55,379
I was just trying to keep it
a bit under wraps.
529
00:26:55,380 --> 00:26:56,714
And the chemicals?
530
00:26:56,715 --> 00:26:58,282
They dissolve roots.
531
00:26:58,283 --> 00:27:00,751
Fire starters?
532
00:27:00,752 --> 00:27:03,121
I like to grill.
533
00:27:05,357 --> 00:27:06,992
Here.
534
00:27:13,832 --> 00:27:15,332
It's good.
535
00:27:15,333 --> 00:27:16,533
Thank you.
536
00:27:16,534 --> 00:27:18,335
So he built a garden. So what?
537
00:27:18,336 --> 00:27:21,405
I told this guy--stay away
from my girlfriend's kid.
538
00:27:21,406 --> 00:27:25,176
And what does he do? He gives
him money for errands?
539
00:27:26,544 --> 00:27:28,746
Hey, I told you,
I'm a parole officer, okay?
540
00:27:28,747 --> 00:27:30,280
We see guys like this
all the time.
541
00:27:30,281 --> 00:27:33,751
He's a sicko.
I feel it in my gut.
542
00:27:33,752 --> 00:27:36,320
Hey, will you get back
inside, Paco?
543
00:27:36,321 --> 00:27:39,023
Just tell your mom I'm gonna
be right there, okay, buddy?
544
00:27:39,024 --> 00:27:42,059
All right, all right, all right.
545
00:27:42,060 --> 00:27:45,095
Kid's got ADHD.
Tough to manage at times.
546
00:27:45,096 --> 00:27:47,097
But that's what makes him
vulnerable to freaks like this.
547
00:27:47,098 --> 00:27:49,667
Look, I apologize
if I crossed the line.
548
00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:52,436
I just noticed how hungry
Paco is all the time, you know?
549
00:27:52,437 --> 00:27:55,005
I gave him a few dollars
to go to the store, honestly,
550
00:27:55,006 --> 00:27:56,540
so he could buy himself
a sandwich.
551
00:27:56,541 --> 00:27:59,777
I lend him books from time
to time, too--that's all.
552
00:27:59,778 --> 00:28:01,879
Just seems a little neglected.
553
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:04,848
- You kidding me right now?
- I'm not saying they're unfit.
554
00:28:04,849 --> 00:28:06,684
- A lot of people drink--
- All right, that's it--
555
00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:08,352
All right, all right, all right.
556
00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:10,654
Sorry to have
taken up your time.
557
00:28:10,655 --> 00:28:12,322
Good luck with the garden.
558
00:28:12,323 --> 00:28:15,392
Thank you, Officer.
People. They're easy to fool.
559
00:28:15,393 --> 00:28:17,995
Like these cops. I'm the nice,
straight-edge guy.
560
00:28:17,996 --> 00:28:19,663
So there's nothing
to worry about.
561
00:28:19,664 --> 00:28:22,266
People believe whatever
supports their world-view.
562
00:28:22,267 --> 00:28:25,069
Unfortunately, that seems
to include you, Beck.
563
00:28:25,070 --> 00:28:28,338
You believed you deserved
Benji and his neglect,
564
00:28:28,339 --> 00:28:30,541
and you believe you deserve
Peach and her drama
565
00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:32,142
and on and on.
566
00:28:32,143 --> 00:28:34,545
I want to call and tell you,
but I can't,
567
00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:37,047
because there's a traditional
waiting period
568
00:28:37,048 --> 00:28:38,549
between every goddamn
communication
569
00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:40,584
when trying to date someone.
570
00:28:40,585 --> 00:28:43,088
I hate this generation.
571
00:29:14,919 --> 00:29:16,387
Thank you.
572
00:29:19,124 --> 00:29:20,791
Thanks for staying with me.
573
00:29:20,792 --> 00:29:22,893
Honestly, I... I don't know
574
00:29:22,894 --> 00:29:24,762
what I would have done
without you.
575
00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:27,898
You can always count on me.
576
00:29:27,899 --> 00:29:29,467
Thanks.
577
00:29:31,736 --> 00:29:34,439
So what do you think about Joe?
578
00:29:36,374 --> 00:29:38,876
Uh... yeah, you know,
I like him.
579
00:29:38,877 --> 00:29:41,111
I think I might really like him.
580
00:29:41,112 --> 00:29:44,047
I mean, I wasn't sure
if I was ready to get involved,
581
00:29:44,048 --> 00:29:46,483
- but... maybe?
- Okay, you can't be serious.
582
00:29:46,484 --> 00:29:50,687
I mean, the guy
works at a bookstore.
583
00:29:50,688 --> 00:29:54,558
Beck, look, I know you.
584
00:29:54,559 --> 00:29:57,060
You don't wanna spend
your fifth anniversary
585
00:29:57,061 --> 00:30:00,464
going Dutch at Katz's Deli.
586
00:30:00,465 --> 00:30:03,934
You need someone
to take care of you.
587
00:30:03,935 --> 00:30:07,905
So you can write, be free,
588
00:30:07,906 --> 00:30:09,940
happy.
589
00:30:09,941 --> 00:30:13,877
Not someone like Joe
and his financial limitations.
590
00:30:13,878 --> 00:30:15,979
That is not fair.
591
00:30:15,980 --> 00:30:18,349
Nobody pays me to be fair.
592
00:30:18,983 --> 00:30:20,751
What do you say we get
a bite to eat?
593
00:30:20,752 --> 00:30:24,955
- 'Cause I'm starving.
- I think I better skip it.
594
00:30:24,956 --> 00:30:27,224
I should really get home.
595
00:30:27,225 --> 00:30:29,694
Glad you're feeling better.
596
00:30:45,944 --> 00:30:48,912
Oh, no. No, not--not now.
597
00:30:48,913 --> 00:30:50,681
Okay, Beck. All right.
598
00:30:50,682 --> 00:30:52,983
Hey. How's the patient?
599
00:30:52,984 --> 00:30:55,385
Better. Thanks for the ride.
600
00:30:55,386 --> 00:30:57,821
The doctor said it was good
that we came when we did.
601
00:30:57,822 --> 00:30:59,656
Oh, yeah?
602
00:30:59,657 --> 00:31:03,193
Why don't you meet me
back at my place?
603
00:31:03,194 --> 00:31:05,262
Maybe we can pick up
where we left off?
604
00:31:05,263 --> 00:31:06,563
What about Peach?
605
00:31:06,564 --> 00:31:09,066
- What about her?
- Where is she now?
606
00:31:09,067 --> 00:31:10,267
Indochine.
607
00:31:10,268 --> 00:31:12,135
It's her comfort food.
608
00:31:12,136 --> 00:31:14,071
Perfect.
609
00:31:14,072 --> 00:31:16,373
Peach is gulping steamed
Chilean Sea Bass
610
00:31:16,374 --> 00:31:18,909
down her scrawny gullet,
and I'm about to get caught.
611
00:31:18,910 --> 00:31:21,144
So... what do you think?
612
00:31:21,145 --> 00:31:23,080
I think you complain about
not being able to write,
613
00:31:23,081 --> 00:31:24,715
but then you, you know,
drop everything
614
00:31:24,716 --> 00:31:27,084
for some medical emergency,
which, by the way,
615
00:31:27,085 --> 00:31:28,585
many believe to be
psychosomatic in origin.
616
00:31:28,586 --> 00:31:31,655
I meant about you...
coming over.
617
00:31:31,656 --> 00:31:33,490
I wish I could.
618
00:31:33,491 --> 00:31:35,759
Ha. I wish I could, but I'm
just really busy right now,
619
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:37,494
so... in fact, I should go.
620
00:31:37,495 --> 00:31:39,830
Look, I know Peach
showing up was bad timing,
621
00:31:39,831 --> 00:31:42,199
but I wasn't exactly writing
when she showed up.
622
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:44,902
No, I know. Pro tip of the day:
623
00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:47,537
screen your calls when
you're trying to burn a body,
624
00:31:47,538 --> 00:31:49,106
because it turns out
things slip out
625
00:31:49,107 --> 00:31:50,574
that you didn't actually
wanna say.
626
00:31:50,575 --> 00:31:52,376
I don't mean to be harsh,
but... you know
627
00:31:52,377 --> 00:31:53,877
you're sending
some mixed messages, right?
628
00:31:53,878 --> 00:31:55,178
What is that supposed to mean?
629
00:31:55,179 --> 00:31:57,247
I'm--I'm trying
to do what you want,
630
00:31:57,248 --> 00:31:59,216
but I-I can't tell what that is.
631
00:31:59,217 --> 00:32:00,817
Like build you a bed,
be with you on the bed?
632
00:32:00,818 --> 00:32:02,419
Drop you down the block
because your friend
633
00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:04,121
is asking, and not very
politely?
634
00:32:04,122 --> 00:32:06,089
Seriously, Joe, shut up.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
635
00:32:06,090 --> 00:32:08,659
I have to go.
636
00:32:08,660 --> 00:32:10,495
But--
637
00:32:10,962 --> 00:32:14,398
- Hey, how's it going?
- Good.
638
00:32:14,399 --> 00:32:16,668
That's one hell of a bonfire.
639
00:32:17,835 --> 00:32:20,370
Yeah, what can I say?
I went a little crazy.
640
00:32:20,371 --> 00:32:23,440
You know what, you're welcome
to join if you like.
641
00:32:23,441 --> 00:32:25,208
Please say no. Please say no.
642
00:32:25,209 --> 00:32:27,945
Oh, that would be great...
643
00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:30,681
but we need to get back
to the car
644
00:32:30,682 --> 00:32:32,149
before it gets any darker.
645
00:32:32,150 --> 00:32:33,984
Good luck.
646
00:32:33,985 --> 00:32:37,522
- Yeah, have a good one!
- You too.
647
00:32:38,723 --> 00:32:41,059
Did you remember
where you parked?
648
00:32:41,726 --> 00:32:44,761
I believe in love
at first sight.
649
00:32:44,762 --> 00:32:46,496
I had it with you, Beck.
650
00:32:46,497 --> 00:32:49,933
And maybe, just maybe,
I destroyed it
651
00:32:49,934 --> 00:32:54,905
just as fast, in the space
of a single phone call.
652
00:32:54,906 --> 00:32:55,306
Was all this for nothing?
653
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:04,314
"The king and queen,
654
00:33:04,315 --> 00:33:06,583
when they saw their daughter..."
655
00:33:06,584 --> 00:33:10,087
I've been calling Beck, but...
656
00:33:10,088 --> 00:33:11,621
straight to voicemail.
657
00:33:11,622 --> 00:33:13,690
Worst three words
in the English language.
658
00:33:13,691 --> 00:33:16,727
I wonder what our kids
would have been like.
659
00:33:16,728 --> 00:33:18,795
They'd have grown up reading,
not glued to iPads,
660
00:33:18,796 --> 00:33:20,364
and we definitely
wouldn't have named them
661
00:33:20,365 --> 00:33:21,965
things like Gulliver or Blaze
662
00:33:21,966 --> 00:33:23,533
or Misti with an "i".
663
00:33:23,534 --> 00:33:26,803
We would have crushed this.
Together.
664
00:33:26,804 --> 00:33:30,240
It wasn't supposed to
end like this.
665
00:33:30,241 --> 00:33:32,909
Call me back, Beck.
666
00:33:32,910 --> 00:33:34,645
The end.
667
00:33:45,990 --> 00:33:49,192
I don't mean this to blow
smoke up your ass or anything,
668
00:33:49,193 --> 00:33:51,528
but your writing makes me think
669
00:33:51,529 --> 00:33:54,231
that Raymond Carver
has been reincarnated.
670
00:33:54,232 --> 00:33:56,666
That is so kind of you
to say, Tomas.
671
00:33:56,667 --> 00:33:59,302
I was born in '88,
the year he died,
672
00:33:59,303 --> 00:34:00,871
so, weirdly enough,
673
00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:03,040
you're not the first
person to have said that!
674
00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:06,676
Again, great work, Blythe.
Excited to see what's next.
675
00:34:06,677 --> 00:34:08,345
Beck, we weren't expecting you.
676
00:34:08,346 --> 00:34:10,080
You didn't send along pages.
677
00:34:10,081 --> 00:34:11,848
I know. I'm sorry.
678
00:34:11,849 --> 00:34:14,284
And I'm sorry I'm late.
It's just...
679
00:34:14,285 --> 00:34:17,287
I wrote them, but they
sounded super emo.
680
00:34:17,288 --> 00:34:18,688
So I wrote them up
and started over,
681
00:34:18,689 --> 00:34:20,924
and I lost track of time,
but, uh...
682
00:34:20,925 --> 00:34:23,493
this... feels like me
683
00:34:23,494 --> 00:34:26,664
and what I want to say.
684
00:34:27,865 --> 00:34:30,333
It's only one page, but--
685
00:34:30,334 --> 00:34:32,069
That isn't really enough
for us to critique.
686
00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:35,539
Are we supposed to
read it now... in front of you?
687
00:34:35,540 --> 00:34:37,407
That's... kind of awkward.
688
00:34:37,408 --> 00:34:39,342
If that's the case,
I should warn you,
689
00:34:39,343 --> 00:34:40,744
I have this facial autism thing
690
00:34:40,745 --> 00:34:42,279
where I can't hide
what I'm thinking.
691
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:44,548
Let's just reschedule
692
00:34:44,549 --> 00:34:47,652
your review for another time.
693
00:35:10,741 --> 00:35:11,976
Beck?
694
00:35:14,679 --> 00:35:16,347
Hey.
695
00:35:17,482 --> 00:35:19,249
Uh... okay, so I hate
to admit it,
696
00:35:19,250 --> 00:35:20,750
but you were right.
697
00:35:20,751 --> 00:35:22,352
A little bit.
698
00:35:22,353 --> 00:35:24,521
I will do anything
for my friends,
699
00:35:24,522 --> 00:35:26,022
and do I hide behind them--
yeah.
700
00:35:26,023 --> 00:35:28,558
And do I use them as
an excuse not to write?
701
00:35:28,559 --> 00:35:30,861
Honestly, I'd use anything
as an excuse not to write,
702
00:35:30,862 --> 00:35:34,564
because... okay,
I'm afraid I might fail--
703
00:35:34,565 --> 00:35:36,500
one terrible page away
704
00:35:36,501 --> 00:35:38,835
from confirming I'm the worst
writer in history.
705
00:35:38,836 --> 00:35:42,539
All of that to say
if I'm sending mixed messages,
706
00:35:42,540 --> 00:35:46,343
it's because...
I don't know who I am.
707
00:35:46,344 --> 00:35:48,745
So how am I supposed to
know what I want?
708
00:35:48,746 --> 00:35:51,481
And I know--I know
I sound super gross,
709
00:35:51,482 --> 00:35:54,151
like so...
I don't know--millennial.
710
00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:56,453
Don't say anything.
711
00:35:56,454 --> 00:35:58,488
In this moment,
you are everything.
712
00:35:58,489 --> 00:35:59,956
Here's the thing.
713
00:35:59,957 --> 00:36:03,927
If you know who you are,
it's not like you share it.
714
00:36:03,928 --> 00:36:08,598
I mean, you're a Nice Guy with
the "You are remarkable" stuff
715
00:36:08,599 --> 00:36:11,334
and Feelings Guy with the
"Write what moves you".
716
00:36:11,335 --> 00:36:13,737
But then
you try and go down on me
717
00:36:13,738 --> 00:36:15,238
in the middle
of a furniture store.
718
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:16,573
If I didn't know better,
719
00:36:16,574 --> 00:36:18,608
I'd think you were hiding
something.
720
00:36:18,609 --> 00:36:21,646
For God's sakes, why are you
holding a Pendleton blanket?
721
00:36:24,215 --> 00:36:27,384
I've never even seen your place.
722
00:36:27,385 --> 00:36:30,387
And you never talk about
any of your friends.
723
00:36:30,388 --> 00:36:32,690
I mean, who are you?
724
00:36:34,759 --> 00:36:38,161
Okay, that was too much. Um...
725
00:36:38,162 --> 00:36:40,096
It sounded better in my head.
726
00:36:40,097 --> 00:36:42,667
I wanna show you something.
727
00:36:49,407 --> 00:36:52,310
You wanna know me, Beck?
728
00:36:56,614 --> 00:36:59,550
I'll show you exactly who I am.
729
00:37:18,069 --> 00:37:21,538
This is where we keep
the rarest books--
730
00:37:21,539 --> 00:37:24,275
the collectibles,
first editions.
731
00:37:30,348 --> 00:37:32,115
It's paper, cloth, leather,
732
00:37:32,116 --> 00:37:35,452
paste. It's all vulnerable.
733
00:37:35,453 --> 00:37:37,554
All sensitive to light,
734
00:37:37,555 --> 00:37:39,423
humidity, temperature.
735
00:37:43,327 --> 00:37:45,328
That's why...
736
00:37:45,329 --> 00:37:47,965
they need to be in here.
737
00:37:49,367 --> 00:37:51,402
To protect them.
738
00:37:53,170 --> 00:37:54,938
I can take you to my apartment.
739
00:37:54,939 --> 00:37:57,642
Anytime you want.
740
00:38:01,212 --> 00:38:03,380
I want you to meet
my friends, I do.
741
00:38:03,381 --> 00:38:06,883
But this...
742
00:38:06,884 --> 00:38:08,585
this right here
743
00:38:08,586 --> 00:38:12,823
is the most important
place in the world to me.
744
00:38:13,457 --> 00:38:17,160
As weird as it sounds...
745
00:38:17,161 --> 00:38:21,264
these books are more alive,
746
00:38:21,265 --> 00:38:24,601
more... worthy
747
00:38:24,602 --> 00:38:26,871
than most people I know.
748
00:38:28,773 --> 00:38:32,810
You wanna know who I am,
this is it.
749
00:38:54,398 --> 00:38:56,132
There you are.
750
00:38:56,133 --> 00:38:59,936
That's it. I am officially
out of the Tinder business.
751
00:38:59,937 --> 00:39:02,138
Bravo, honey.
752
00:39:02,139 --> 00:39:05,108
I just--Oh, I feel like
this is a good step, you know?
753
00:39:05,109 --> 00:39:07,310
Like this is good for me.
754
00:39:07,311 --> 00:39:09,813
Joe is good for me.
755
00:39:09,814 --> 00:39:11,816
Whatever you need, Becks.
756
00:39:12,683 --> 00:39:16,386
No, I'm just saying--
and I mean this, honestly--
757
00:39:16,387 --> 00:39:19,222
maybe a simple life
isn't so bad.
758
00:39:19,223 --> 00:39:20,824
Maybe it's what you need.
759
00:39:20,825 --> 00:39:22,692
Maybe I should be
looking for that.
760
00:39:22,693 --> 00:39:25,161
Joe isn't simple.
He's... he's different.
761
00:39:25,162 --> 00:39:27,630
Complicated.
762
00:39:27,631 --> 00:39:30,166
That's funny...
763
00:39:30,167 --> 00:39:31,835
there's a book missing.
764
00:39:31,836 --> 00:39:35,105
Really? What book is that?
765
00:39:35,106 --> 00:39:36,573
"Ozma of Oz."
766
00:39:36,574 --> 00:39:38,742
Huh. It was just here.
767
00:39:38,743 --> 00:39:41,444
Joe was looking at it
at my party.
768
00:39:41,445 --> 00:39:43,714
I'm sure it'll turn up.
769
00:39:54,325 --> 00:39:57,560
You've deleted Tinder,
and now you've called
770
00:39:57,561 --> 00:39:59,629
and asked me to come over.
771
00:39:59,630 --> 00:40:05,769
My faith in our epic love
story is officially restored.
772
00:40:05,770 --> 00:40:07,303
I'm sorry, Joe. I'm so stupid.
773
00:40:07,304 --> 00:40:10,740
I left your list on my bed,
and Ron found it.
774
00:40:10,741 --> 00:40:12,842
- I'm sorry.
- You're not stupid.
775
00:40:12,843 --> 00:40:16,212
- It's not your fault.
- I tried to explain, but...
776
00:40:16,213 --> 00:40:19,216
It's not your fault!
777
00:40:20,551 --> 00:40:22,752
Guys like Ron are bullies.
778
00:40:22,753 --> 00:40:26,322
We just need to stay
one step ahead of them.
779
00:40:26,323 --> 00:40:29,793
Like the Musketeers--always
one step ahead of the Cardinal.
780
00:40:29,794 --> 00:40:31,127
Right?
781
00:40:31,128 --> 00:40:33,229
One for all...
782
00:40:33,230 --> 00:40:35,900
And all for one.
783
00:40:37,234 --> 00:40:38,234
Paco!
784
00:40:38,235 --> 00:40:40,136
Get inside.
785
00:40:40,137 --> 00:40:44,641
I can smell the bourbon
from here.
786
00:40:44,642 --> 00:40:46,643
I told you...
787
00:40:46,644 --> 00:40:48,778
leave the kid alone.
788
00:40:48,779 --> 00:40:50,513
Look, you may have
the cops fooled
789
00:40:50,514 --> 00:40:52,415
with your bullshit
tomato garden,
790
00:40:52,416 --> 00:40:54,684
but I'm right.
791
00:40:54,685 --> 00:40:57,720
There's something wrong
with you.
792
00:40:57,721 --> 00:41:00,157
I see it in your eyes.
793
00:41:09,500 --> 00:41:11,434
File that away
794
00:41:11,435 --> 00:41:12,869
under future problems.
795
00:41:12,870 --> 00:41:14,304
Knock, knock. You here yet?
796
00:41:14,305 --> 00:41:16,639
Because tonight...
797
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:20,044
tonight I show you...
I'm The One.
798
00:42:09,894 --> 00:42:11,795
Oh--
799
00:42:18,235 --> 00:42:20,738
Did you just...
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