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She keeps me hanging on the line,
waiting on the side...
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...every single night, same,
hanging by the phone...
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...waiting all alone.
Everybody knows her name.
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I love you, I love you, I love you!
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Jenny, slow down.
You're going to have an aneurism.
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What's a girl to do?
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In a perfect world...
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I'd be perfect, too.
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Oh my, God.
You're the coolest friend ever.
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This is the birthday of my life!
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Yeah, well, anything for a friend.
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- Hi, guys...
- Euw, make it go away.
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I figured you too would be
in these cheap seats.
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These seats are amazing.
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Yeah, well, I'm down where Jason can
sweat all over me. Peace, ladies.
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Every single night...
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...same.
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She's a perfect girl.
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Jason!
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Is it just me?
Or is it hot in here?
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Don't do it.
Don't you do it!
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He did it.
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Oh my God.
This is my favorite song!
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I love you!
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You say, you learned to sleep alone.
And I say I miss the way you breathe.
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- You say...
- I'm going!
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Jenny!
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A little to the left.
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- Jason!
- Hey, watch the hands, dude.
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Faster!
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Pulling you back in. Do you see?
Something...
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You want to see again?
I can be the one.
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I can make it up to you.
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Take me back.
I'm the lonely boy who...
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- Ioves you...
- Don't even think about it.
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Come on now.
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Come on, do you feel something...
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...pulling you back in?
Do you see something...
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You want to see again?
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I can be the one.
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I can make it up to you.
Take me back.
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I'm a lonely boy who needs you.
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Jason, I love you.
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Thank you, Boston.
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Good morning, Beantown.
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Jason masters kicked
off his world tour...
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...with a sell-out
crowd last night.
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One lucky fan made it onstage
last night and got her own personal...
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...souvenir-the shirt off his back.
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Mom, you won't believe this.
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I was picked up by the crowd
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and I was passed hand over
hand to Jason...
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...and just as I was about to reach him,
who do I get knocked down by?
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Alexis?
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Story of my life.
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Mom? Do you realize that
I wasted all of high school...
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...just waiting for someone
to sweep me off my feet?
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And now time's run out.
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And all I've got to
show for it is a boring diploma.
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Sometimes love
just sneaks up on you.
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Four years in high school
with no boyfriend. That's sad.
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What about Ryan?
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He's my best friend.
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That'd be like kissing
my little brother.
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I need a man.
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Someone tough and rugged
and smoldering.
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Just be careful what you wish for,
honey.
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You might just get it.
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You and Ryan are
going to have an amazing time.
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Working all summer...
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...in a Caribbean resort.
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The temperature in Indonesia is 95.
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Why don't you take mom
on a real vacation?
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Like maybe a country
with indoor plumbing.
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We get to be in nature's belly.
No cars, no phone, no world wide web.
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- Just the two of us.
- Yeah...
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And nude beaches.
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I'll never get that
image out of my head.
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Don't even try, sweetheart.
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Oh! Oh! I've cut myself.
Oh, that's bad.
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Here, dad.
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Oh, I'm feeling week.
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I might pass out.
If I don't make it, remember...
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...that I love you both.
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I want you to donate my organs
to the people who...
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Oh! That's much better.
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That's good, because I couldn't
decide for a minute...
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...who I wanted to donate my organs to.
I probably should keep them.
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Well, you're gonna make
one hell of a doctor.
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You haven't seen the bill yet.
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I'm gonna miss you, baby.
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Have we got the coolest
daughter or what?
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Word, darling.
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You guys are weird.
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- Hello.
- Ryan.
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Hey!
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- Are you ready?
- I was born ready.
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Oh, you're going to miss my home
cooking at St. Lucha this summer.
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Sir, I, uh...
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I hope that you're going to be
okay with the situation...
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- in St. Lucia this summer.
- Situation?
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Yeah, living situation
with Jenny and me.
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Oh, you mean the two
of you being roomies.
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Ryan, you're the last guy
in the world I'm worried about.
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The last guy.
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I'm more worried about that
rat-faced kid, Lenny.
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The guy with the lazy eye
and the boils on his chin.
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But I'll be serious with you.
I am down with it. It is tight, man.
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Totally cool.
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You have a kick-ass time.
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Now give me five.
And up high.
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Motown bounce, slip and slide,
back side and keep on trucking my man.
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Welcome to
Sun Village Beach Resort.
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Thank you.
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- Oh, hey.
- Not bad.
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Pretty rad, huh?
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This is so cool.
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Oh my God, I'm sorry.
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- What are you doing here?
- What are you doing here?
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I didn't know the hotel
took food stamps.
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Huh?
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We're here on the school's
summer job program.
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You found out that this was
Jason's favorite resort, didn't you?
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Who doesn't know?
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Well, if he shows up,
stay out of my way.
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He's mine.
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Up your meds, Alexis.
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Whatever, just stay out of my way.
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Have you been pumping up, Ryan?
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I like it.
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Thanks.
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I mean, I bought a Bowflex.
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What?
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This will be your home
for the next three months.
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This is the finest resort
in the Caribbean.
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Now, I expect you...
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...to protect the reputation
of the Sun Village Beach resort...
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...at Beach with
your lives if necessary.
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Did I make a joke?
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You laugh.
I didn't make a joke.
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No, I just remembered a joke.
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That I told him on the plane.
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Two priests
and a rabbi in a boat...
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There'll be no drinking
and no drugs.
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There'll be no canoodling
with guests and no hanky-panky.
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This is the wall of together.
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- We're not together.
- Yeah, there will be no hanky-panky.
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I want no trouble.
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Comprende?
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Comprende.
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Your assignments are on the board.
You will be a lifeguard.
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And you will work as a floater.
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A floater?
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You will float
from one task to the next.
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You will fill in where needed.
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These are your employee handbooks.
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I expect you to study it,
know it, live it.
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Comprende
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Yes, Mr. Hernandez.
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I mean, comprende.
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- Here's your Mama-Wanna, Ma'am.
- Thanks.
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Here you go, Ryan.
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Hey, I'm digging this
older woman thing.
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See some guys wouldn't
even roll like that.
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My deal is if she's sliding
a Rolex my way...
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I'll be the bitch. I'll be the biggest bitch
you got, cause I don't care man.
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Oh-la, oh-la, man,
check the chunky on that monkey.
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Hey, that hit
about twenty to three.
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Watch and learn, Holmes.
Watch and learn.
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Hey, hey, girl you fine.
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I'll bet under that you ain't
wearing nothing but a G-string.
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Nothing.
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I ain't mad at you.
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That's all right,
cause you're still fine, still fine.
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Smooth, Chase.
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Hey, man, you can't fault
a fellow for trying.
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- That's all, I'm saying.
- Help!
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Help!
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Help!
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I'll go call in the code.
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Yea. Do that.
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Hey, baby, did I rock your world?
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Never mind.
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- Mommy!
- Yeah, you better run.
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Jenny a reminder. Hotel policy strictly
prohibits the killing of guests.
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Well, I didn't get the memo.
The little deviant copped a feel.
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- Above or below the equator?
- Above. And I got tongued too.
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My mouth tastes
like Captain Crunch.
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You don't have much
impulse control do you?
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What's that?
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Thought so.
So. What are you doing tonight?
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Gargling Clorox.
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- I touched her boobie.
- Then killing myself.
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Okay, but before that?
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I don't know. Why?
You want to hang out?
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Um... well... yeah,
I mean, if... if you want to.
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Ryan, please assert yourself.
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Okay, well, if you want to,
and only if you want to.
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We could do something,
but only if you want to...
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...because I want what you want.
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- All right, well, that's a start.
- Yo, yo, yo!
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Cannonball!
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00:12:18,551 --> 00:12:20,386
Hey, hey, could I get
some help over here?
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Coming!
Let me see. Okay.
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You'll live. Unfortunately.
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00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:32,357
And that's what you get
for touching boobies.
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Dog. You been holding out on me.
Who was that?
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Jenny Taylor.
She's too young for you.
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Wait, wait, wait!
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- It's not fair.
- What?
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Look at them.
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Closest thing I ever had to a date
was a fat kid with breasts.
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Guys ask you out.
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Yeah, but I'm a woman, Ryan.
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You want the right guy
to ask you out.
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I'm okay, right?
Nothing's wrong with me?
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You're perfect.
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Thanks. You're the only
one who seems to think so.
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- Jenny?
- Yeah?
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What?
Is there something on my face?
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No, no, it's just, uh...
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Weird.
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Yeah, I could get used to this.
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Water looks so great.
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- You wanna race?
- Let's do it!
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- Oh, come on, is that all you got?
- Hey!
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Hey, check out that swim suit.
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00:14:54,134 --> 00:14:56,261
Who's the grossest
person we know?
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- Oh, no contest. Chester Arbiter.
- Euw, I remember Chester Arbiter.
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In the third grade...
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...he used to stick his finger up
his nose and wiggle his eyes.
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Yeah.
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- Yeah, well, we've got a winner.
- You had a crush on him.
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With the eye-wiggler?
Uh, huh, you bet.
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I have to go.
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Where?
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Shopping.
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Want me to come?
I thought maybe I'd...
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For bras.
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00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:48,417
We're not doing that kind
of press anymore.
241
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Get to cover it.
That hillbilly will do anything.
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Excuse me.
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Welcome back to the Sun Village
Beach Resort, Mr. Masters.
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You look amazing.
As always.
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You are our favorite guest.
I believe this is your fifteenth visit.
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Yeah, yeah,
we've heard it all before.
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We hope your stay will be...
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...a restful one and all that crap.
Save it for someone who cares, love.
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Presidential Suite.
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00:16:20,543 --> 00:16:21,408
Hello, Jenny.
251
00:16:21,544 --> 00:16:22,670
Hello.
252
00:16:22,785 --> 00:16:26,580
The great thing about being chief
lifeguard is I can see the future.
253
00:16:26,716 --> 00:16:27,811
Really, what's in mine?
254
00:16:27,957 --> 00:16:29,542
You're taking
my shift tomorrow morning.
255
00:16:29,688 --> 00:16:31,523
What? When do you work?
256
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:34,255
- When I want to.
- Alexis.
257
00:16:35,193 --> 00:16:37,258
That's immediate
supervisor Alexis.
258
00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:43,368
How's the new boss?
259
00:16:43,504 --> 00:16:46,434
Cruella. What's the penalty
for second degree murder?
260
00:16:46,569 --> 00:16:48,602
Well, now that you've told me,
it's first degree.
261
00:16:48,738 --> 00:16:50,271
Oh right. So what's up?
262
00:16:50,406 --> 00:16:51,876
Promise you won't make a scene.
263
00:16:52,377 --> 00:16:53,274
Please.
264
00:16:53,618 --> 00:16:56,600
As we speak,
Jason Masters is checking in.
265
00:16:56,746 --> 00:16:58,154
Jason's here?
He's here?!
266
00:16:58,289 --> 00:16:59,217
Yeah, he's here on a lay over.
267
00:16:59,353 --> 00:17:03,221
My God! He's here! Right now!
Jason Masters is here!
268
00:17:03,461 --> 00:17:04,618
Don't tell Alexis.
269
00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:11,219
We R&R here and I'll get you your
teeth whitened after lunch, okay love?
270
00:17:11,365 --> 00:17:13,023
- I need him for five minutes.
- No!
271
00:17:13,169 --> 00:17:15,358
Okay, don't trust me.
All right I am...
272
00:17:15,504 --> 00:17:17,298
All right, I am cranking,
I am cranking...
273
00:17:17,433 --> 00:17:19,873
People magazine. U.S. National.
274
00:17:20,103 --> 00:17:20,968
What?
275
00:17:24,513 --> 00:17:26,640
- Todd!
- What, no, I said rescue.
276
00:17:26,745 --> 00:17:28,799
Because Jason is leaving,
that's why.
277
00:17:54,303 --> 00:17:56,775
- Are you okay?
- I'm fine. Oh my God.
278
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:59,371
- Are you sure?
- Never better.
279
00:17:59,507 --> 00:18:01,602
- What's your name?
- Jenny.
280
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,938
My first crush was named Jenny.
281
00:18:08,954 --> 00:18:10,476
I'll show you to your villa.
282
00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:12,447
Be careful, beautiful.
283
00:18:19,860 --> 00:18:21,059
He's a god.
284
00:18:22,728 --> 00:18:23,718
Short god.
285
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:33,676
I have personally made sure that
everything is the way you like it.
286
00:18:33,843 --> 00:18:34,969
You mean without you here.
287
00:18:37,409 --> 00:18:38,379
Oh, God.
288
00:18:43,989 --> 00:18:46,283
Yo, Jason,
which one of us is hotter?
289
00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:50,255
You're a sunset; you're a rainbow.
How can I choose between that?
290
00:18:51,454 --> 00:18:54,186
Don't push me.
Don't push me!
291
00:18:57,596 --> 00:18:59,400
Deason sent this over.
Isn't it fierce?
292
00:18:59,535 --> 00:19:00,828
It's like, c'mere,
but go away.
293
00:19:00,964 --> 00:19:03,769
I'm a big strong man.
Hold me. Sexy, but not yet.
294
00:19:03,904 --> 00:19:06,834
Belinda, just call for the
Lear jet for six hours.
295
00:19:06,970 --> 00:19:08,096
Do that later.
296
00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:10,244
Hey, she's not a
Don't hurt her, okay?
297
00:19:10,380 --> 00:19:11,370
Thank you.
298
00:19:11,714 --> 00:19:12,642
- Cheers
- Hello?
299
00:19:12,778 --> 00:19:13,904
Bonjour
300
00:19:24,727 --> 00:19:25,885
Beats me.
301
00:19:26,698 --> 00:19:28,658
I think Jason and I had a connection.
302
00:19:29,263 --> 00:19:31,630
- Not this again.
- I don't believe in coincidences.
303
00:19:31,766 --> 00:19:33,090
Almost meeting him in the
concert at Boston...
304
00:19:33,236 --> 00:19:35,196
...and then meeting him in the lobby.
What are the odds?
305
00:19:35,332 --> 00:19:38,533
A rock star staying at a resort.
It is shocking, I tell you.
306
00:19:38,668 --> 00:19:41,504
Stop it. I think if he met me,
I might have a chance.
307
00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:43,475
And when you have an opportunity,
you take it.
308
00:19:43,611 --> 00:19:46,082
- You're acting like a little kid.
- Are you calling me immature?
309
00:19:46,207 --> 00:19:48,303
Shoe. Foot. Fits.
Yeah. I am.
310
00:19:48,449 --> 00:19:51,942
Look! I don't want to be 90 and dead
thinking that I might have had a shot.
311
00:19:52,286 --> 00:19:54,017
Do you even think
when you're dead?
312
00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:57,354
I don't want to spend the rest
of my life wondering "what if?"
313
00:19:57,489 --> 00:19:59,324
- Well, you better move fast.
- What?
314
00:19:59,460 --> 00:20:00,430
He's leaving tomorrow.
315
00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:02,661
I told you.
He's only here on a lay over.
316
00:20:02,797 --> 00:20:03,881
He's got a concert in D.C.
317
00:20:04,027 --> 00:20:05,226
That only leaves tonight.
318
00:20:05,362 --> 00:20:06,853
Tonight, he's going
on the Sunset Pirate Cruise.
319
00:20:06,999 --> 00:20:08,594
So, forget it.
320
00:20:09,230 --> 00:20:10,700
Pirate cruise.
321
00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:25,507
All right, Jason,
what lucky girl or girls tonight?
322
00:20:25,747 --> 00:20:27,915
Find out if
she has anything contagious.
323
00:20:30,553 --> 00:20:34,610
Hello, darling, tell me.
Have you spent any time in Haiti?
324
00:20:34,787 --> 00:20:35,819
Never been there.
325
00:20:49,604 --> 00:20:50,334
Two words for you.
326
00:20:50,469 --> 00:20:54,432
Myocardial infarction.
Stop eating.
327
00:20:55,047 --> 00:20:56,632
We're headed
for a tropical depression.
328
00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:58,915
- Plot a new heading.
- Yes, sir.
329
00:21:05,557 --> 00:21:06,423
Jason.
330
00:21:09,228 --> 00:21:10,385
Deviled egg?
331
00:21:27,371 --> 00:21:28,497
Are you okay?
332
00:21:29,581 --> 00:21:31,844
I see you had the
Caribbean stew for dinner.
333
00:21:33,783 --> 00:21:34,680
How's that?
334
00:21:35,785 --> 00:21:36,776
Perfect.
335
00:21:42,886 --> 00:21:45,514
Man overboard!
Man overboard!
336
00:21:46,327 --> 00:21:48,381
Help!
337
00:21:55,336 --> 00:21:56,806
Grab the raft! Quick!
338
00:22:10,487 --> 00:22:14,386
Help! Help! Help!
339
00:22:14,491 --> 00:22:15,575
Come here!
340
00:22:16,753 --> 00:22:17,880
Help!
341
00:22:21,790 --> 00:22:23,698
- What happened?
- You fell overboard.
342
00:22:25,199 --> 00:22:26,419
It's bad.
343
00:22:28,630 --> 00:22:30,496
I don't see him.
Where is he?
344
00:22:30,569 --> 00:22:31,862
I don't see him, either.
345
00:22:31,935 --> 00:22:34,834
He might not be too far.
He might be right down here.
346
00:22:34,834 --> 00:22:37,138
- Mr. Masters is not on board.
- What?
347
00:22:37,274 --> 00:22:38,671
We're missing a life raft too.
348
00:22:39,172 --> 00:22:41,163
Don't muck about.
Go and find him.
349
00:22:41,309 --> 00:22:42,873
In this weather,
with 150 mile an hour wind.
350
00:22:43,009 --> 00:22:44,479
No, we call the Coast Guard.
351
00:22:44,948 --> 00:22:46,210
But...
352
00:22:51,257 --> 00:22:52,685
I'm toast.
353
00:23:13,174 --> 00:23:14,165
Jason.
354
00:23:20,181 --> 00:23:22,674
- Why'd you hit me?
- I heard an irregular heartbeat.
355
00:23:29,024 --> 00:23:29,754
Who are you?
356
00:23:29,826 --> 00:23:31,985
Jenny Taylor.
We met in the lobby.
357
00:23:32,131 --> 00:23:34,821
I fell,
you said careful beautiful.
358
00:23:36,364 --> 00:23:38,888
Right. I don't see the boat.
Do you see the boat?
359
00:23:39,034 --> 00:23:42,433
I've been meaning to ask you.
The song, Love is a Vail.
360
00:23:42,568 --> 00:23:44,007
Is that about Avril?
361
00:23:44,310 --> 00:23:44,831
What? No, no.
362
00:23:44,977 --> 00:23:46,833
Have you seen a plane?
Anything?
363
00:23:46,979 --> 00:23:50,931
I made a bet with my friend Wendy.
She swore that song was about Avril.
364
00:23:51,077 --> 00:23:53,381
And I'm hearing from
the horse's mouth, it isn't.
365
00:23:53,517 --> 00:23:55,415
That's worth a free dinner
at Claim Jumper.
366
00:23:55,519 --> 00:23:57,750
Can we save the
Teen People interview for later?
367
00:23:57,917 --> 00:24:00,180
It's so cool that we're
hanging out right now.
368
00:24:00,326 --> 00:24:01,786
We're in a raft
in the middle of the ocean.
369
00:24:01,921 --> 00:24:03,443
Do you see the problem?
370
00:24:05,060 --> 00:24:07,082
- It's amazing.
- Guess not.
371
00:24:07,228 --> 00:24:11,691
Even after puking, falling overboard,
spending the night in a raft
372
00:24:11,827 --> 00:24:15,497
...and almost dying in a storm,
you still look really good.
373
00:24:23,474 --> 00:24:25,174
- Oh my God!
- What?
374
00:24:25,309 --> 00:24:26,675
There's a shark out there!
375
00:24:26,842 --> 00:24:28,833
Where'd he go?
Where'd he go?
376
00:24:28,979 --> 00:24:29,970
He's under the boat!
377
00:24:30,815 --> 00:24:32,306
Not good! Not good!
378
00:24:40,262 --> 00:24:41,158
Yeah.
379
00:24:42,264 --> 00:24:43,629
I knew it was a dolphin.
380
00:24:54,672 --> 00:24:56,736
Jenny, can you turn that off?
381
00:25:01,449 --> 00:25:02,607
Jenny, please.
382
00:25:03,681 --> 00:25:05,172
Please, just shut it off.
383
00:25:18,894 --> 00:25:19,655
Look!
384
00:25:21,761 --> 00:25:22,752
Paddle!
385
00:25:23,503 --> 00:25:25,432
Is it true that you're
dating Hillary Duff?
386
00:25:25,672 --> 00:25:26,099
What?
387
00:25:26,235 --> 00:25:26,798
No.
388
00:25:26,933 --> 00:25:28,998
Good.
I don't think she's right for you.
389
00:25:29,404 --> 00:25:30,770
Would you pick up the paddle?
390
00:25:48,820 --> 00:25:50,050
- Okay.
- Scrub.
391
00:25:54,826 --> 00:25:56,796
- Ah! My ankle!
- Are you okay?
392
00:25:58,538 --> 00:25:59,966
Okay, hold on. Wait!
393
00:26:02,740 --> 00:26:03,532
Wait!
394
00:26:03,772 --> 00:26:05,065
- Great.
- Let me see.
395
00:26:05,138 --> 00:26:07,703
That's okay. Let me see.
I know what to do.
396
00:26:09,643 --> 00:26:11,613
Judging from the girlish
pitch in your scream,
397
00:26:11,749 --> 00:26:12,938
you may have broken it.
398
00:26:14,554 --> 00:26:16,983
Yet.
You remain all man to me.
399
00:26:21,623 --> 00:26:23,855
- How am I gonna get off the beach?
- Okay, look.
400
00:26:24,626 --> 00:26:27,150
I'll go get some help,
and you just wait here.
401
00:26:27,358 --> 00:26:29,350
Of course, that's silly
because you can't go anywhere.
402
00:26:31,633 --> 00:26:33,959
You just sit tight.
Write a song.
403
00:27:04,062 --> 00:27:05,428
Hello!
404
00:27:22,382 --> 00:27:24,280
Oh my God.
405
00:27:34,592 --> 00:27:35,458
So is help coming?
406
00:27:35,593 --> 00:27:37,689
Uh...
No. No, I don't think so.
407
00:27:37,824 --> 00:27:39,086
Why not?
408
00:27:41,234 --> 00:27:43,424
Well, customarily,
when you get help...
409
00:27:43,570 --> 00:27:47,762
...it requires, well,
finding another person.
410
00:27:47,907 --> 00:27:50,035
And why didn't you find anyone?
411
00:27:51,213 --> 00:27:52,506
Two options.
412
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:56,249
Option number one.
Everyone else on the planet...
413
00:27:56,385 --> 00:28:00,545
...has been killed by an alien
death ray, which isn't likely.
414
00:28:00,649 --> 00:28:01,911
And option two?
415
00:28:02,224 --> 00:28:05,018
The storm must have sent us
hundreds of miles away.
416
00:28:07,052 --> 00:28:08,584
We're marooned.
417
00:28:11,327 --> 00:28:12,484
What like the color?
418
00:28:15,435 --> 00:28:17,458
- Have you seen Jenny?
- No, man, why?
419
00:28:17,604 --> 00:28:20,534
- She didn't come home last night.
- Girl going wild?
420
00:28:20,669 --> 00:28:21,796
You weren't with her?
421
00:28:22,202 --> 00:28:22,765
No.
422
00:28:22,901 --> 00:28:28,531
But I did see her sneaking on to the
pirate cruise in a waitress uniform.
423
00:28:28,677 --> 00:28:31,701
The music world is awaiting word
on the whereabouts of pop...
424
00:28:31,847 --> 00:28:33,338
...icon Jason Masters.
425
00:28:33,484 --> 00:28:36,143
The triple platinum recording
artist was lost...
426
00:28:36,289 --> 00:28:37,509
...at sea last night.
427
00:28:37,655 --> 00:28:40,950
There are reports that
a woman was lost with him.
428
00:28:41,086 --> 00:28:43,557
Did you actually see
Jason fall overboard?
429
00:28:43,692 --> 00:28:45,090
No, I believe that happened
below decks actually.
430
00:28:45,225 --> 00:28:48,562
Sir, can you give us an update
on the search for Jason Masters?
431
00:28:48,697 --> 00:28:53,035
Well, the tides are a powerful force.
We're covering a 500 mile area.
432
00:28:53,171 --> 00:28:55,996
- With every asset available to us.
- Could they have survived?
433
00:28:56,872 --> 00:28:59,062
If they used a life raft,
it increases their chances.
434
00:28:59,208 --> 00:29:01,575
Can you confirm that the
missing woman is Jenny Taylor?
435
00:29:01,710 --> 00:29:04,578
The manifest says that
Jenny Taylor is unaccounted for.
436
00:29:04,713 --> 00:29:05,183
We're operating under
the assumption that it is...
437
00:29:05,308 --> 00:29:06,674
Oh, my God!
438
00:29:06,809 --> 00:29:09,718
My Jason lost at sea.
This can't be happening.
439
00:29:10,521 --> 00:29:11,449
Jenny.
440
00:29:11,856 --> 00:29:14,577
- I say we get back in the raft.
- And how do we navigate? No
441
00:29:14,723 --> 00:29:16,746
We're gonna send up a flare
and get some help.
442
00:29:16,986 --> 00:29:18,321
- Okay, let me do that.
- No, I got it.
443
00:29:18,456 --> 00:29:18,978
No, no, no.
444
00:29:19,124 --> 00:29:21,616
Seriously, Jason,
think of your foot. I got it.
445
00:29:29,165 --> 00:29:30,156
Smooth.
446
00:29:30,468 --> 00:29:31,959
A factory defect?
447
00:29:32,877 --> 00:29:36,235
Well, I am writing a nasty
letter to the manufacturer.
448
00:29:39,415 --> 00:29:42,314
Can you confirm
that the mystery woman is missing...
449
00:29:42,449 --> 00:29:44,639
That's ridiculous.
No more comments.
450
00:29:44,785 --> 00:29:46,276
Is this a cover-up for
a secret marriage?
451
00:29:46,422 --> 00:29:49,185
You're blaming me for losing him?
Why is it my fault?
452
00:29:49,759 --> 00:29:50,947
Yes, I'm the Road Manager...
453
00:29:51,093 --> 00:29:54,253
...but where does it say
I'm responsible for his well-being?
454
00:29:54,795 --> 00:29:57,026
It's in my contract?
Where does it say that?
455
00:29:57,193 --> 00:29:58,663
- Hello?
- You can't sack me!
456
00:29:59,132 --> 00:29:59,998
Can you please hold?
457
00:30:00,133 --> 00:30:04,325
Look, please.
Hello? Hello? Hello?
458
00:30:05,941 --> 00:30:06,765
Bollocks!
459
00:30:06,901 --> 00:30:10,164
I've got your wife on line 1
and your girlfriend on line 2.
460
00:30:11,572 --> 00:30:15,878
- Did they both just hear that?
- Whoops. My bad.
461
00:30:17,953 --> 00:30:22,145
Hello, darling. I love you, too.
How's the dog?
462
00:30:24,752 --> 00:30:28,120
That's negative.
I'm heading west to check that area.
463
00:30:35,398 --> 00:30:37,827
You've reached the Taylors.
Jenny's in the Caribbean.
464
00:30:37,963 --> 00:30:41,904
Ben and Bree are in the jungles
of Indonesia, possibly naked.
465
00:30:42,301 --> 00:30:43,740
Leave a message.
466
00:30:46,305 --> 00:30:49,172
Okay.
We've got a Jason Masters key chain.
467
00:30:49,308 --> 00:30:52,113
A paper clip, a room key
to the Beverly Wilshire.
468
00:30:52,248 --> 00:30:56,846
A thousand pesos, a first-aid kit
from the raft, matches and a...
469
00:30:56,982 --> 00:30:59,578
- That's it?
- Oh, and three sugar-free Certs.
470
00:31:01,090 --> 00:31:03,426
- We're doomed.
- No, we're not.
471
00:31:04,125 --> 00:31:08,327
We're gonna live off the land,
like the castaways we are.
472
00:31:08,827 --> 00:31:09,891
How?
473
00:31:16,376 --> 00:31:17,503
Maybe it's a bad one.
474
00:31:19,171 --> 00:31:19,869
What's for lunch?
475
00:32:13,892 --> 00:32:17,417
- Jason's lost at sea.
- You don't even know Jason.
476
00:32:17,761 --> 00:32:20,701
- I've known Jenny forever.
- Who said anything about her?
477
00:32:22,234 --> 00:32:24,330
Do you have a
little thing for Taylor?
478
00:32:24,570 --> 00:32:26,759
- No, it's just that...
- You do.
479
00:32:26,968 --> 00:32:30,169
Is she as I thought.
You can tell me. No tongue, right?
480
00:32:30,409 --> 00:32:31,670
I wouldn't know.
481
00:32:31,848 --> 00:32:33,141
Are you a virgin?
482
00:32:36,185 --> 00:32:37,583
That's a turn-on.
483
00:32:49,396 --> 00:32:51,690
I can't take it.
We're going to starve to death.
484
00:32:51,857 --> 00:32:55,632
Just hold on.
You're Jason Masters for God's sake.
485
00:32:55,767 --> 00:32:57,196
The whole world
will be looking for you.
486
00:32:57,331 --> 00:32:59,000
We'll be found in no time.
487
00:33:04,005 --> 00:33:05,809
How'd you get so handy
with the medical tape?
488
00:33:05,944 --> 00:33:07,602
I'm going
to be pre-med in the fall.
489
00:33:07,706 --> 00:33:10,199
Oh, I knew you were
a smart girl.
490
00:33:10,345 --> 00:33:11,471
Don't tell anyone.
491
00:33:11,617 --> 00:33:14,171
Apparently, guys don't
like girls with brains.
492
00:33:14,317 --> 00:33:18,613
I have met some of the most
beautiful women in the world.
493
00:33:18,759 --> 00:33:21,846
But if they're brain dead,
I move on.
494
00:33:22,555 --> 00:33:27,226
I mean, what's the point of having
beauty if you don't have brains, huh?
495
00:33:27,362 --> 00:33:29,124
No, my girl's gotta be smart.
496
00:33:33,065 --> 00:33:34,900
Are you all right?
You look a little flushed.
497
00:33:35,036 --> 00:33:38,498
Oh, yeah.
No, I'm fine. Okay.
498
00:33:39,676 --> 00:33:41,907
I'm gonna go.
I'll be back.
499
00:33:43,013 --> 00:33:44,003
Well, what can I do?
500
00:33:44,149 --> 00:33:45,974
Just rest that ankle.
501
00:33:46,912 --> 00:33:49,175
And... Do your hair like this.
502
00:33:52,220 --> 00:33:53,513
Perfect.
503
00:33:59,759 --> 00:34:00,697
Anything?
504
00:34:01,625 --> 00:34:02,824
Nothing, sir.
505
00:34:03,669 --> 00:34:07,996
Beating sun.
No food, no water. No chance.
506
00:34:15,274 --> 00:34:19,476
Scrambled.
Fried. Poached.
507
00:35:08,994 --> 00:35:10,089
Jenny?
508
00:35:16,606 --> 00:35:17,691
Jenny!
509
00:35:20,037 --> 00:35:21,736
How do I get back
to that beach?
510
00:35:27,815 --> 00:35:30,537
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
511
00:35:33,686 --> 00:35:34,676
Jason!
512
00:35:35,886 --> 00:35:37,440
Jason, we're saved!
513
00:35:37,658 --> 00:35:38,878
Ah, you came back!
514
00:35:39,588 --> 00:35:42,684
You were gone so long,
I thought something happened to you.
515
00:35:43,592 --> 00:35:45,458
I couldn't imagine going
through this without you.
516
00:35:45,729 --> 00:35:47,064
I need you.
517
00:35:50,161 --> 00:35:51,224
You need me?
518
00:35:51,433 --> 00:35:52,528
Of course.
519
00:35:59,076 --> 00:36:03,507
Don't worry,
we'll get through this together.
520
00:36:44,079 --> 00:36:45,445
How's your ankle?
521
00:36:45,852 --> 00:36:49,720
Oh, this Advil's a life saver.
Can't feel a thing.
522
00:36:51,357 --> 00:36:52,379
How'd you do that?
523
00:36:52,494 --> 00:36:55,257
Oh, what? The fire?
It's a little thing called physics.
524
00:36:55,257 --> 00:36:58,062
You create kinetic energy
between two surfaces.
525
00:36:59,897 --> 00:37:01,597
And voila! Fire!
526
00:37:02,003 --> 00:37:03,161
Where'd you learn that?
527
00:37:04,141 --> 00:37:06,362
Girl Scouts. Oysters?
528
00:37:06,476 --> 00:37:07,060
Sweet.
529
00:37:07,206 --> 00:37:08,197
Where'd you get these?
530
00:37:08,343 --> 00:37:10,032
The ocean of course.
531
00:37:11,815 --> 00:37:12,774
I'm starving.
532
00:37:12,847 --> 00:37:14,839
Well, not with
Jenny Taylor on the case.
533
00:37:14,985 --> 00:37:16,674
Oh, I hope you like mangoes.
534
00:37:19,083 --> 00:37:20,345
You're a lifesaver.
535
00:37:31,595 --> 00:37:33,660
How can they expect me
to work with Jenny missing?
536
00:37:34,067 --> 00:37:36,162
You still have a job to do.
Go for it.
537
00:38:18,674 --> 00:38:20,008
In the water.
538
00:39:03,854 --> 00:39:04,980
Banana.
539
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:10,580
You rock.
540
00:39:31,413 --> 00:39:34,437
I was just thinking that
your life is such a whirlwind...
541
00:39:34,583 --> 00:39:37,377
...concerts,
shooting on location.
542
00:39:38,649 --> 00:39:42,382
How can you stand
being alone with just me?
543
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:43,884
It's not so bad.
544
00:39:44,124 --> 00:39:46,751
It's actually the first time in
two years that I've been able to think.
545
00:39:47,763 --> 00:39:49,223
What do you think about?
546
00:39:49,765 --> 00:39:50,922
Stuff.
547
00:39:53,268 --> 00:39:54,593
Things.
548
00:39:55,865 --> 00:39:58,169
Other stuff. You know.
549
00:39:59,337 --> 00:40:00,932
The whole deal.
550
00:40:02,611 --> 00:40:06,698
So, uh, your girlfriend must
be going nuts right now.
551
00:40:07,647 --> 00:40:09,670
She's not, cause I'm in between.
552
00:40:11,349 --> 00:40:12,506
You've gotta be kidding me.
553
00:40:12,652 --> 00:40:15,019
No, it's like you said,
you know, you get so busy.
554
00:40:16,354 --> 00:40:18,585
- What about you, though?
- What about me?
555
00:40:18,794 --> 00:40:20,785
Your boyfriend.
He must be going out of his mind.
556
00:40:20,858 --> 00:40:22,912
Oh, I'm not with anyone.
I'm as free as a bird.
557
00:40:26,030 --> 00:40:29,367
Come on. I can't believe you
haven't hooked up with some one.
558
00:40:29,502 --> 00:40:33,235
I mean, A guy would be nuts
to give up a girl like you.
559
00:40:35,644 --> 00:40:38,303
Well, if you're trying
to make me blush then...
560
00:40:39,575 --> 00:40:40,972
...you've succeeded.
561
00:40:41,546 --> 00:40:43,840
You are an amazing girl.
562
00:40:44,653 --> 00:40:47,552
And it sucks being marooned,
but if I had to be marooned...
563
00:40:48,448 --> 00:40:49,971
I'm glad it's with you.
564
00:40:56,894 --> 00:40:58,823
Pretend that you didn't hear that.
565
00:40:59,293 --> 00:41:00,356
You got it.
566
00:41:04,235 --> 00:41:04,996
Good night.
567
00:41:05,163 --> 00:41:05,966
Good night.
568
00:41:16,810 --> 00:41:20,011
Tonight on INN news.
Are we spending too much money...
569
00:41:20,147 --> 00:41:24,610
...rescuing fat car stars.
You'll decide. Let's take it again.
570
00:41:24,891 --> 00:41:28,343
Still no word from Jason Masters
or his female companion, Jenny Taylor.
571
00:41:28,488 --> 00:41:30,751
Was it love gone bad on the high
seas that jilted lover...
572
00:41:30,887 --> 00:41:33,796
...sending him into the briny deep.
Only time will tell.
573
00:41:33,931 --> 00:41:38,926
Yes, Jason was wearing Giordina
slacks and sandals by Villa Lobos.
574
00:41:40,897 --> 00:41:41,992
Thirsty?
575
00:41:43,066 --> 00:41:44,129
Yeah.
576
00:41:50,542 --> 00:41:51,480
You look...
577
00:41:53,284 --> 00:41:54,973
Are you wearing lipstick?
578
00:41:55,119 --> 00:41:58,915
Oh, I found some berries that had
a great color. You like?
579
00:41:59,655 --> 00:42:00,812
Your hair.
580
00:42:00,917 --> 00:42:02,043
Genetic.
581
00:42:02,189 --> 00:42:05,317
You are the prettiest
girl on the island.
582
00:42:05,963 --> 00:42:07,945
Well, I'm the only
girl on the island.
583
00:42:08,059 --> 00:42:10,426
You're so optimistic.
I love that about you.
584
00:42:10,562 --> 00:42:13,294
Well, that's
what makes me me.
585
00:42:14,097 --> 00:42:18,267
You saved my life, Jenny.
I won't forget that.
586
00:42:18,403 --> 00:42:21,302
Oh, you would've
done the same for me.
587
00:42:24,107 --> 00:42:25,410
- What was that?
- What was what?
588
00:42:26,275 --> 00:42:27,078
That.
589
00:42:27,641 --> 00:42:31,207
A tropical bird.
A, uh, twin-breasted farthing.
590
00:42:32,719 --> 00:42:33,449
Are you okay?
591
00:42:33,585 --> 00:42:37,818
Yes! I just remembered that
I left my gas on at the apartment.
592
00:42:37,954 --> 00:42:40,446
It's gonna cost me a fortune.
Kiwi?
593
00:42:41,958 --> 00:42:42,896
Thanks.
594
00:43:02,343 --> 00:43:03,969
24,000 dollars.
595
00:43:04,918 --> 00:43:07,285
Anaconda Records has declined
to pick up this tab...
596
00:43:07,421 --> 00:43:09,245
...because Mr. Masters
isn't residing here.
597
00:43:09,381 --> 00:43:11,373
And you and your party...
598
00:43:11,519 --> 00:43:12,686
...have continued to get the massage,
599
00:43:12,822 --> 00:43:14,845
the room service, the beer,
the scuba lessons.
600
00:43:15,220 --> 00:43:16,315
I can't pay this.
601
00:43:16,461 --> 00:43:17,556
Really?
602
00:43:18,599 --> 00:43:21,821
Listen.
We're in a state of grieving.
603
00:43:21,967 --> 00:43:24,490
Save it for someone who cares.
604
00:43:30,173 --> 00:43:32,467
Damn, Milo,
can you at least light a match?
605
00:43:32,613 --> 00:43:35,272
This is inhumane.
You've got to get us back the villa.
606
00:43:35,407 --> 00:43:38,035
My going to take the bed.
607
00:43:38,181 --> 00:43:39,807
- I don't think so.
- Stop me!
608
00:43:40,287 --> 00:43:41,549
Milo!
609
00:43:43,551 --> 00:43:45,042
Milo, are you there?
610
00:43:46,053 --> 00:43:47,075
You lost Jason Masters.
611
00:43:47,221 --> 00:43:49,484
I didn't lose him.
He bloody vanished.
612
00:43:49,619 --> 00:43:50,318
Find him.
613
00:43:52,831 --> 00:43:53,623
That's mine!
614
00:43:54,499 --> 00:43:57,658
Jason Masters is still lost at sea.
615
00:43:57,794 --> 00:44:01,235
He was about to come out with a line
of cologne called Masters Smell...
616
00:44:01,371 --> 00:44:07,867
...which was to feature his own DNA.
Alas his DNA may be seen no more.
617
00:44:12,079 --> 00:44:12,976
Is this enough?
618
00:44:14,081 --> 00:44:16,417
- No.
- Can I have some credit please?
619
00:44:16,521 --> 00:44:17,710
Credit, no.
620
00:44:17,856 --> 00:44:18,878
No.
621
00:44:55,717 --> 00:44:57,687
I've missed you.
622
00:45:12,066 --> 00:45:13,599
Jenny! Oh my God!
623
00:45:14,339 --> 00:45:16,206
- Ryan.
- You're alive! I thought you were gone!
624
00:45:16,341 --> 00:45:17,311
- Ryan!
- Are you okay?
625
00:45:17,447 --> 00:45:18,062
- Ryan!
- What?
626
00:45:18,208 --> 00:45:19,678
You're hugging me.
I'm naked.
627
00:45:21,378 --> 00:45:22,639
Oh. Sorry.
628
00:45:23,713 --> 00:45:26,049
Okay. You're looking at me
and I'm naked which isn't as bad...
629
00:45:26,185 --> 00:45:28,708
...as your hugging me naked
but still it's really bad.
630
00:45:29,459 --> 00:45:31,617
Towel! Towel! Towel!
631
00:45:31,753 --> 00:45:33,192
I know. What's new?
632
00:45:33,661 --> 00:45:35,485
Brighton has me feeding sea
lions over at Ocean World.
633
00:45:35,621 --> 00:45:36,612
Where have you been?
634
00:45:36,758 --> 00:45:38,822
I mean do you have any idea
what I've been going through?
635
00:45:38,958 --> 00:45:40,928
Oh, you missed me?
That's sweet.
636
00:45:41,064 --> 00:45:42,294
Jenny, what happened?
637
00:45:43,097 --> 00:45:44,161
Kind of complicated.
638
00:45:44,296 --> 00:45:45,923
Complicated?
What does that mean?
639
00:45:46,674 --> 00:45:48,134
It's easier if I show you.
640
00:45:55,610 --> 00:45:56,767
Are you out of your mind?
641
00:45:56,976 --> 00:46:00,208
- It just happened.
- Isn't this kidnapping or something?
642
00:46:00,354 --> 00:46:03,618
No. It's only kidnapping when
you know that you've been kidnapped.
643
00:46:04,316 --> 00:46:05,578
You do know
how nuts you sound?
644
00:46:05,724 --> 00:46:08,748
Ryan, I think he's
actually falling for me.
645
00:46:09,353 --> 00:46:11,344
Yeah, well, there's not
a lot of competition.
646
00:46:11,490 --> 00:46:13,054
No, he likes that I'm smart,
647
00:46:13,190 --> 00:46:14,358
and if this didn't happen,
we wouldn't...
648
00:46:14,493 --> 00:46:16,193
...have been able
to get to know each other.
649
00:46:16,328 --> 00:46:17,663
It's cosmic.
650
00:46:20,072 --> 00:46:21,469
Let me know
when you get back from Jupiter.
651
00:46:21,605 --> 00:46:24,660
- Ryan, I need your help.
- No, you need to get a grip.
652
00:46:24,806 --> 00:46:27,777
This is exactly what I've been
talking about-impulse control.
653
00:46:28,278 --> 00:46:30,749
You don't understand
how wonderful he is.
654
00:46:30,874 --> 00:46:32,209
What's so incredible about him?
655
00:46:32,344 --> 00:46:35,014
Look, I spent all of high school
sequestered in the library...
656
00:46:35,149 --> 00:46:36,984
...just wishing
that somebody would want me.
657
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:39,810
And suddenly,
Jason Masters likes me.
658
00:46:39,956 --> 00:46:44,450
Boring, Jenny Taylor from
the suburbs of Massachusetts.
659
00:46:44,763 --> 00:46:47,286
There's nothing wrong with being
that girl from Massachusetts, Jenny.
660
00:46:47,422 --> 00:46:50,957
- Nothing at all.
- Look, just help me, please.
661
00:46:55,566 --> 00:46:58,537
Why can't you break into a rock
star's hotel room like normal people?
662
00:46:58,673 --> 00:47:00,800
This isn't about chasing
a rock star.
663
00:47:00,936 --> 00:47:02,739
I wouldn't care if he was
a cab driver.
664
00:47:02,875 --> 00:47:04,867
- Do you know why?
- Why?
665
00:47:05,013 --> 00:47:07,703
Because most people never find
their soul mate and whether he's...
666
00:47:07,849 --> 00:47:12,311
...famous or not, I think that we may
have something really special.
667
00:47:21,498 --> 00:47:23,552
- All right.
- Thank you.
668
00:47:35,439 --> 00:47:36,273
Shopping?
669
00:47:36,773 --> 00:47:39,745
Yeah, I just needed to
pick up a few things.
670
00:47:40,642 --> 00:47:41,612
For you?
671
00:47:42,008 --> 00:47:44,041
- Sensitive skin.
- What are you up to?
672
00:47:44,177 --> 00:47:45,845
Nothing. Just shopping.
673
00:48:20,546 --> 00:48:21,714
Oh my...
674
00:48:22,986 --> 00:48:25,687
Let go of me!
What is Jason Masters doing here?
675
00:48:25,822 --> 00:48:28,617
- He's, well, shipwrecked.
- Shipwrecked?
676
00:48:28,763 --> 00:48:30,348
Well, he thinks
he's shipwrecked.
677
00:48:30,494 --> 00:48:32,829
Wait a minute.
He thinks he's stranded.
678
00:48:32,965 --> 00:48:36,917
Three miles from a luxury resort.
She didn't tell him?
679
00:48:37,063 --> 00:48:39,326
It sounds a
lot worse when you say it.
680
00:48:39,472 --> 00:48:41,734
Look! You can't tell anyone, ok?
681
00:48:41,870 --> 00:48:46,270
Moi? Spill the beans?
Not a chance.
682
00:48:56,082 --> 00:48:59,387
Okay, we ran out of Advil but this
banana will take that ache away.
683
00:49:01,222 --> 00:49:03,412
Who knew that bananas
were painkillers?
684
00:49:03,558 --> 00:49:06,290
The jungle is filled
with medicinal wonders.
685
00:49:07,698 --> 00:49:11,493
You rock me, baby.
You rock me around the world twice.
686
00:49:11,764 --> 00:49:15,101
Purgatory Love from
your Respect the Dead CD.
687
00:49:15,768 --> 00:49:19,835
Yeah. Big hit for me.
Triple Platinum.
688
00:49:20,137 --> 00:49:21,232
Oh...
689
00:49:29,615 --> 00:49:30,637
Help!
690
00:49:32,118 --> 00:49:34,547
- Oh my God.
- Help!
691
00:49:35,653 --> 00:49:37,050
Help me!
692
00:49:40,793 --> 00:49:42,128
Thank God I made it.
693
00:49:43,567 --> 00:49:45,830
I must have
been out there for days.
694
00:49:46,268 --> 00:49:48,760
Oh! You need help?
Are you okay?
695
00:49:52,941 --> 00:49:53,838
Who are you?
696
00:49:55,078 --> 00:49:57,873
My name is Alexis Merriti.
697
00:49:58,373 --> 00:50:02,575
I was here for the
Hawaiian Tropics Swimsuit competition.
698
00:50:03,149 --> 00:50:05,078
I was the winner,
of course.
699
00:50:05,714 --> 00:50:09,478
Some of the girls
and I chartered a boat to celebrate.
700
00:50:09,885 --> 00:50:14,650
...and it was this horrible storm.
I was the only one who survived.
701
00:50:14,796 --> 00:50:16,193
We were in the same storm.
702
00:50:16,329 --> 00:50:17,924
What island is this?
703
00:50:18,060 --> 00:50:20,030
I hate to tell you this,
but we don't know.
704
00:50:20,427 --> 00:50:22,158
This island's deserted.
705
00:50:22,929 --> 00:50:24,097
Are you okay?
706
00:50:25,703 --> 00:50:28,675
It's just the hunger...
707
00:50:29,769 --> 00:50:31,469
Well, let me get you something.
708
00:50:34,514 --> 00:50:35,598
One moment!
709
00:50:36,318 --> 00:50:37,298
What are you doing?
710
00:50:37,381 --> 00:50:37,975
Come on.
711
00:50:38,111 --> 00:50:39,842
Do you actually think
that you're in his league?
712
00:50:40,113 --> 00:50:42,814
Not a chance.
Right idea. Wrong girl.
713
00:50:42,949 --> 00:50:43,783
I'm taking him away.
714
00:50:43,919 --> 00:50:46,891
Well, you're too late.
He's already fallen for moi.
715
00:50:47,026 --> 00:50:48,246
Look out, Taylor.
716
00:50:48,392 --> 00:50:50,759
I teach this stuff
at the learning annex.
717
00:50:51,927 --> 00:50:53,084
Mademoiselle.
718
00:50:58,871 --> 00:51:01,697
Merci. You are a prince.
719
00:51:01,801 --> 00:51:03,063
- More?
- Oui.
720
00:51:03,209 --> 00:51:05,367
Oui? Jenny.
721
00:51:11,509 --> 00:51:14,637
Aren't you some sort of singer?
722
00:51:15,617 --> 00:51:17,171
I guess you could say that.
723
00:51:17,452 --> 00:51:19,319
I love music.
724
00:51:19,892 --> 00:51:21,154
I can tell.
725
00:51:23,990 --> 00:51:26,587
I'm putting you to the spa,
and here's your next assignment.
726
00:51:26,733 --> 00:51:29,391
But I've never given
a professional massage before.
727
00:51:29,527 --> 00:51:33,896
It's easy. Just rub.
Mrs. Venable is back there.
728
00:51:39,641 --> 00:51:41,664
Hey, good looking,
what's cooking?
729
00:51:42,206 --> 00:51:43,604
Pardon me, for one second.
730
00:51:43,739 --> 00:51:44,803
Wait you back.
731
00:51:45,543 --> 00:51:48,212
Excuse me, that lady
in there has Elephantitus.
732
00:51:48,317 --> 00:51:50,444
No. She's from the Midwest.
733
00:51:50,579 --> 00:51:53,113
Oh, you are a sick,
evil little man.
734
00:51:53,249 --> 00:51:55,345
Si. And you're a float.
735
00:51:55,490 --> 00:51:57,044
Go float!
736
00:51:58,222 --> 00:52:02,988
Actually, I'm from the Big Apple.
I like it deep.
737
00:52:04,301 --> 00:52:05,229
Yes, Ma'am.
738
00:52:05,365 --> 00:52:07,023
We'll work all those kinks out.
739
00:52:08,535 --> 00:52:10,057
Have you got a girlfriend?
740
00:52:11,507 --> 00:52:12,528
Working on it.
741
00:52:12,872 --> 00:52:15,604
You shouldn't have to work
too hard with hands like that.
742
00:52:15,980 --> 00:52:18,409
I... oh, oh,
under my left shoulder blade.
743
00:52:20,943 --> 00:52:22,205
Very nice.
744
00:52:31,818 --> 00:52:32,684
What's the matter?
745
00:52:33,789 --> 00:52:34,988
My watch.
746
00:52:36,532 --> 00:52:38,054
Feels like a Rolex.
747
00:52:39,493 --> 00:52:41,464
- Do you mind if I just...
- Go. Go ahead.
748
00:52:52,005 --> 00:52:55,811
You are good.
You are very, very good.
749
00:52:56,510 --> 00:52:57,918
May I give you a massage?
750
00:52:58,053 --> 00:52:59,409
Oh, okay, that's...
751
00:53:15,831 --> 00:53:17,771
Listen, Hernandez.
752
00:53:18,907 --> 00:53:21,170
I know I was out
of line when we first met.
753
00:53:21,441 --> 00:53:25,633
I'm an arrogant, pushy bastard
and I'm very sorry.
754
00:53:27,374 --> 00:53:32,608
That's so sweet, and I accept your
apology a hundred times over.
755
00:53:34,683 --> 00:53:37,019
Now pack up!
You're moving again.
756
00:53:52,806 --> 00:53:53,932
Yeah!
757
00:53:55,809 --> 00:53:56,893
Yeah!
758
00:54:04,182 --> 00:54:06,048
I never got out of the hotel
when I played France.
759
00:54:06,184 --> 00:54:06,841
What's it like?
760
00:54:06,976 --> 00:54:09,572
Yeah. What is France like?
761
00:54:09,687 --> 00:54:12,617
Oh. It's very beautiful.
I did a lot of modeling there.
762
00:54:12,951 --> 00:54:14,859
- To France!
- To France!
763
00:54:16,121 --> 00:54:17,987
You know, Jenny,
you could do some modeling, too.
764
00:54:30,635 --> 00:54:33,534
Parasites are probably
eating her gums away.
765
00:54:34,076 --> 00:54:35,901
- Gross.
- Poor dear.
766
00:54:36,881 --> 00:54:39,039
Do you know the history
of the French kiss?
767
00:54:39,509 --> 00:54:42,741
No, but history fascinates me.
768
00:54:53,888 --> 00:54:56,088
Rosie, quit that crying.
769
00:54:56,630 --> 00:54:58,121
It's not Rosie, it's Gil.
770
00:54:58,267 --> 00:54:59,664
He misses his cat.
771
00:55:53,854 --> 00:55:55,783
Papaya must not agree with you.
772
00:56:23,081 --> 00:56:27,106
My music is commonly interpreted
as existential but it's
773
00:56:27,252 --> 00:56:30,880
more of a steady reflection
on the human deterioration...
774
00:56:32,121 --> 00:56:35,093
Excuse me, we're having
a personal conversation.
775
00:56:35,218 --> 00:56:38,284
Oh, sorry.
Didn't mean to interrupt.
776
00:56:40,129 --> 00:56:42,621
Anyway, you were saying?
777
00:56:43,831 --> 00:56:46,771
I was discovered at a mall
in front of a Cinna-Bun.
778
00:56:46,896 --> 00:56:50,629
And this record promoter
was there with his... kid.
779
00:56:52,444 --> 00:56:53,372
You got the...
780
00:57:03,215 --> 00:57:04,706
- Did you see that?
- I know.
781
00:57:04,852 --> 00:57:06,479
Not a very clean girl.
782
00:57:06,625 --> 00:57:08,606
- No?
- Absolutely no.
783
00:57:08,752 --> 00:57:11,484
Who knows what else
has set up camp in her hair.
784
00:57:11,619 --> 00:57:16,061
Lice?
Cock-a-roaches? Small moles?
785
00:57:16,197 --> 00:57:18,887
That girls needs
a day for the Orkin man.
786
00:57:23,402 --> 00:57:26,957
Don't worry, sweetheart,
we'll shave all that off.
787
00:57:27,103 --> 00:57:28,334
It will grow back.
788
00:57:30,013 --> 00:57:32,338
So. Tell me...
789
00:57:32,473 --> 00:57:36,144
What inspires you
when you write a song?
790
00:58:12,284 --> 00:58:15,183
Wait! Stop!
This is crazy.
791
00:58:15,318 --> 00:58:16,788
We are grown girls.
792
00:58:16,924 --> 00:58:19,218
We shouldn't be at each
other's throats over a guy.
793
00:58:19,354 --> 00:58:22,346
So in the spirit
of sisterhood, truce?
794
00:58:29,197 --> 00:58:30,896
But I'm not a dancer.
795
00:58:31,032 --> 00:58:33,096
Look, one of the dancers
was stung by a jelly fish.
796
00:58:33,232 --> 00:58:35,641
You will replace him.
Just follow along.
797
00:58:35,776 --> 00:58:37,205
- When do I start?
- You're late.
798
00:58:37,340 --> 00:58:38,268
What?
799
00:58:52,856 --> 00:58:54,691
Hey. We need to talk.
800
00:58:54,826 --> 00:58:58,320
Yeah. This is really awkward,
the two of you fighting...
801
00:58:58,455 --> 00:59:03,126
...like wildcats for my attention.
I'd hate it if it wasn't so hot.
802
00:59:04,899 --> 00:59:06,526
Right. Okay.
Listen.
803
00:59:06,672 --> 00:59:08,392
I want you to know,
it's you, Jenny.
804
00:59:08,538 --> 00:59:09,696
It's you I want.
805
00:59:10,571 --> 00:59:13,668
I mean,
Alexis has a smoking hot body.
806
00:59:14,774 --> 00:59:16,838
But, you're the one I want.
807
00:59:17,578 --> 00:59:19,007
You really like me?
808
00:59:19,215 --> 00:59:20,581
I do, Jenny.
809
00:59:22,187 --> 00:59:23,480
Mucho.
810
00:59:25,816 --> 00:59:29,987
But I want to let Alexis down easy,
so how am I gonna tell her?
811
00:59:30,122 --> 00:59:31,248
Oh, let me.
812
00:59:31,957 --> 00:59:33,292
You are vicious.
813
00:59:34,731 --> 00:59:35,951
I love it.
814
00:59:49,079 --> 00:59:52,134
- Jason! You know what we could use?
- What?
815
00:59:52,613 --> 00:59:56,273
- A private concert.
- You know what? That's a great idea.
816
00:59:56,419 --> 00:59:57,817
Yeah, you should perform to us.
817
00:59:57,952 --> 00:59:59,537
- And we'll watch.
- Right now?
818
00:59:59,683 --> 01:00:01,080
Yep, right now!
819
01:00:02,686 --> 01:00:03,656
All right.
820
01:00:05,189 --> 01:00:06,283
Let's see.
821
01:00:07,357 --> 01:00:09,151
I'm not used to this, but...
822
01:00:11,831 --> 01:00:14,562
I think about you all the time.
823
01:00:14,698 --> 01:00:17,899
Your face is etched into my mind.
824
01:00:18,035 --> 01:00:22,404
I can't breathe without us...
...sharing air.
825
01:00:23,175 --> 01:00:28,941
Impossible it seems to be
that you could tame a guy like me.
826
01:00:29,077 --> 01:00:34,040
I feel I'm not myself.
But I don't care.
827
01:00:34,989 --> 01:00:38,618
I've been waiting here for hours.
828
01:00:38,753 --> 01:00:41,485
Just you on my mind.
Yeah...
829
01:00:41,621 --> 01:00:43,748
The avenues of hope.
830
01:00:44,561 --> 01:00:46,897
Quickly losing time.
831
01:00:47,596 --> 01:00:50,661
Always wondering can
she be smitten...
832
01:00:50,797 --> 01:00:54,707
...through my hands.
I've examined its dance...
833
01:00:54,842 --> 01:00:59,899
And I find I'm going crazy...
834
01:01:05,614 --> 01:01:07,011
- You like that, huh?
- Oh, he is the best.
835
01:01:07,146 --> 01:01:12,349
There's some more to it, too.
But we'll do that later.
836
01:01:13,017 --> 01:01:15,384
It's a mess, home boy.
Look around.
837
01:01:15,957 --> 01:01:17,292
Swim somewhere.
838
01:01:18,157 --> 01:01:21,463
We're talking DJ love.
Cause I know what the ladies crave.
839
01:01:21,598 --> 01:01:24,653
She's just a girl,
and she's like my best friend.
840
01:01:24,799 --> 01:01:27,031
- I don't know.
- Uh, huh. I know this one.
841
01:01:27,166 --> 01:01:29,293
You gotta let the woman
know you're in charge, man.
842
01:01:29,439 --> 01:01:30,524
She'll laugh at me.
843
01:01:31,004 --> 01:01:34,069
Let her mock your ass.
You don't care. Look at me.
844
01:01:34,205 --> 01:01:38,042
I ain't all that but you know
what I've got, baby, confidence.
845
01:01:38,177 --> 01:01:40,742
Confidence.
It's the ultimate aphrodisiac.
846
01:01:40,878 --> 01:01:43,141
I thought power was the
ultimate aphrodisiac.
847
01:01:43,287 --> 01:01:45,779
Well, I ain't got any of that
so it's confidence.
848
01:01:45,914 --> 01:01:47,218
I don't care if
I get slapped up the side
849
01:01:47,353 --> 01:01:49,011
of the head nine
times out of ten.
850
01:01:49,157 --> 01:01:50,846
Because if number
10 gets freaky on my ass...
851
01:01:50,992 --> 01:01:55,424
...then it's worth the pain.
So, are you the man or what?
852
01:01:56,195 --> 01:01:57,989
Yeah, Chase, I'm the man, yeah.
853
01:01:58,135 --> 01:01:59,928
The man, yeah.
Repeat after me.
854
01:02:00,064 --> 01:02:01,795
- You the man.
- You the man.
855
01:02:01,930 --> 01:02:03,494
Not "you," "I!"
856
01:02:04,005 --> 01:02:05,601
- I'm the man.
- Say it again!
857
01:02:05,736 --> 01:02:06,800
I'm the man.
858
01:02:06,935 --> 01:02:08,103
Go get it, dog.
859
01:02:18,186 --> 01:02:19,448
I'm the man.
860
01:02:20,021 --> 01:02:21,252
Mama-Wanna please.
861
01:02:21,356 --> 01:02:25,016
Damn. You got a booty like
a little baby cow, girl.
862
01:02:26,496 --> 01:02:28,790
My bad.
863
01:02:29,166 --> 01:02:30,792
But still little don.
864
01:02:30,928 --> 01:02:31,825
Hey.
865
01:02:58,518 --> 01:02:59,144
Hey.
866
01:02:59,290 --> 01:03:00,447
Hey, baby.
867
01:03:00,958 --> 01:03:01,980
What are you wearing?
868
01:03:02,126 --> 01:03:03,596
Are you going to a costume party?
869
01:03:04,024 --> 01:03:05,515
Don't be hitting
on my new clothes.
870
01:03:05,661 --> 01:03:07,465
Oh, what's that smell?
871
01:03:07,600 --> 01:03:10,832
Caribbean Sunset.
My new after shave.
872
01:03:10,968 --> 01:03:11,834
Do you like it?
873
01:03:11,969 --> 01:03:13,460
It reminds me of Windex.
874
01:03:16,338 --> 01:03:19,101
- Oh, I get it.
- Get what?
875
01:03:19,247 --> 01:03:20,436
You're doing somebody.
876
01:03:20,582 --> 01:03:21,906
- No.
- Yeah, yeah.
877
01:03:22,042 --> 01:03:24,242
Morty Purvis,
that kid from eighth grade,
878
01:03:24,377 --> 01:03:26,077
the one that used to wear...
879
01:03:26,212 --> 01:03:27,683
...really weird clothes
and horrible cologne.
880
01:03:27,818 --> 01:03:29,247
You captured him to a T.
881
01:03:31,322 --> 01:03:32,156
Pretty good, huh?
882
01:03:32,291 --> 01:03:34,220
Yeah, but Ryan, come here.
883
01:03:35,993 --> 01:03:38,224
Things on the other side
of the island are out of control.
884
01:03:38,360 --> 01:03:39,590
I don't know what to do.
885
01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:41,822
Tell them the truth.
886
01:03:41,968 --> 01:03:43,553
No, I can't.
887
01:03:44,502 --> 01:03:46,295
He told me that I'm the one.
888
01:03:46,670 --> 01:03:48,860
- Did he?
- Yes, God!
889
01:03:49,006 --> 01:03:51,164
What do you do
when all your dreams come true?
890
01:03:52,676 --> 01:03:54,136
Keep it to yourself.
891
01:03:54,439 --> 01:03:57,379
What?
Aren't you psyched for me?
892
01:03:57,515 --> 01:03:58,808
Yeah, Jenny.
893
01:04:00,215 --> 01:04:04,115
I'm really happy for you.
Look, I've gotta go.
894
01:04:04,282 --> 01:04:05,314
Hey, where are you going?
895
01:04:05,450 --> 01:04:07,618
I've gotta go return
this necklace to Chase.
896
01:04:11,091 --> 01:04:12,290
Bye.
897
01:04:31,309 --> 01:04:33,373
Jenny, we're great together.
898
01:04:34,645 --> 01:04:37,909
We've always been great together.
I can't get you out of my mind.
899
01:04:41,924 --> 01:04:43,550
But we're friends.
900
01:04:45,323 --> 01:04:47,658
I fully expect you to blow me off.
901
01:04:48,023 --> 01:04:50,432
I can't hold
a candle to a pop star.
902
01:04:50,860 --> 01:04:53,800
- I'm out of here.
- Hold on. Talk to me.
903
01:04:54,697 --> 01:04:56,031
Ryan, wait.
904
01:04:56,438 --> 01:04:58,993
I'm going home.
Have a good summer.
905
01:05:06,709 --> 01:05:08,680
Look over there.
What is that?
906
01:05:09,618 --> 01:05:13,810
At 0600 hours Eastern Time,
the life raft used by Jason Masters...
907
01:05:13,956 --> 01:05:17,949
...was recovered, degraded,
burned and battered.
908
01:05:18,658 --> 01:05:21,317
It is the Coast Guard's position
that without this life raft...
909
01:05:21,463 --> 01:05:26,489
...the survival of Jason Masters
and Jenny Taylor is highly unlikely.
910
01:05:26,729 --> 01:05:30,493
At 0900 hours, orders were given
to suspend the search.
911
01:05:33,267 --> 01:05:35,102
Meanwhile, around the world,
fans prayed...
912
01:05:35,237 --> 01:05:38,637
...that the popular singing
sensation will be found alive.
913
01:05:39,773 --> 01:05:44,403
We'll keep you updated on developments
in the search for Jason Masters.
914
01:05:57,624 --> 01:06:00,252
I was Miss California
two years running.
915
01:06:00,398 --> 01:06:04,558
Nobody cut the mustard second year,
so they extended me.
916
01:06:04,736 --> 01:06:06,706
There she is. Hello, gorgeous.
917
01:06:07,374 --> 01:06:08,395
Hi.
918
01:06:08,906 --> 01:06:10,231
What's wrong with you?
919
01:06:13,838 --> 01:06:16,904
Jason, I have
to tell you something.
920
01:06:17,113 --> 01:06:17,603
What's up?
921
01:06:17,749 --> 01:06:21,805
I have adored you from the
first moment I saw you on MTV.
922
01:06:22,555 --> 01:06:24,109
I was in love with you.
923
01:06:24,922 --> 01:06:28,374
But, it's ridiculous
because I didn't even know you.
924
01:06:29,156 --> 01:06:31,220
But I thought that if we had some
time to get to know each other...
925
01:06:31,356 --> 01:06:33,952
...you'd see how great I was.
926
01:06:35,798 --> 01:06:37,195
That's crazy, right?
927
01:06:39,729 --> 01:06:41,700
You don't deserve what I did to you.
928
01:06:42,106 --> 01:06:42,826
What did you do to me?
929
01:06:42,972 --> 01:06:45,964
She's caught jungle fever, Jason.
She's lost her mind.
930
01:06:46,204 --> 01:06:47,799
Can it, Alexis.
931
01:06:52,346 --> 01:06:54,744
I know that after I tell you this,
you're going to have me terminated.
932
01:06:54,879 --> 01:06:58,143
But whatever. I don't care.
I just need this to end.
933
01:06:58,352 --> 01:06:59,405
Jenny!
934
01:07:00,854 --> 01:07:03,617
- Stop it, now!
- I have to tell him.
935
01:07:03,753 --> 01:07:05,984
What are you talking about?
What is she talking about?
936
01:07:06,130 --> 01:07:07,851
We're still on St. Luchas.
937
01:07:10,259 --> 01:07:13,429
Oh! Hey! Help!
938
01:07:13,732 --> 01:07:15,525
- Help!
- We're not marooned!
939
01:07:15,702 --> 01:07:17,465
- What?
- I thought we were,
940
01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:21,062
but when I found out we weren't,
I didn't tell you.
941
01:07:21,740 --> 01:07:23,335
The resort is through that jungle.
942
01:07:27,276 --> 01:07:30,008
You have no idea
how sorry you're gonna be.
943
01:07:30,384 --> 01:07:31,009
Yeah!
944
01:07:31,145 --> 01:07:33,084
What are you talking about?
You're part of this!
945
01:07:33,220 --> 01:07:34,409
Mois?
946
01:07:35,055 --> 01:07:37,787
Help! Help! Help!
947
01:07:38,319 --> 01:07:40,727
When my lawyers get
through with you two...
948
01:07:40,863 --> 01:07:44,356
...there's gonna be nothing
left but a smoking cinder.
949
01:07:46,535 --> 01:07:48,360
- Jason!
- Thanks, man.
950
01:07:48,464 --> 01:07:49,987
Jason! Wait.
951
01:07:52,573 --> 01:07:54,064
No. No, no! No!
952
01:07:56,378 --> 01:07:57,202
She's crazy.
953
01:07:57,338 --> 01:07:59,507
I'm just as scared
and confused as you are.
954
01:07:59,642 --> 01:08:00,841
- You dropped something.
- What?
955
01:08:00,977 --> 01:08:02,416
Your accent.
956
01:08:03,219 --> 01:08:04,647
Go! Go!
957
01:08:04,783 --> 01:08:07,254
- Hey! Aren't you Jason Masters?
- Yeah, that's me, let's go.
958
01:08:07,389 --> 01:08:09,287
Oh, my God!
959
01:08:15,231 --> 01:08:16,889
You ruined everything.
960
01:08:17,024 --> 01:08:20,517
I had him in the palm
of my hand and you blew it!
961
01:09:00,568 --> 01:09:02,299
I'll pick you up at Logan.
What time, son?
962
01:09:02,434 --> 01:09:04,499
- My plane gets in at ten.
- What happened?
963
01:09:04,634 --> 01:09:07,168
It's a long story.
I'll tell you when I get home.
964
01:09:27,897 --> 01:09:30,128
How's this?
You can get out now.
965
01:09:32,464 --> 01:09:34,195
Breaking news from
storm watch central.
966
01:09:34,331 --> 01:09:36,197
Hurricane Sandy has
suddenly shifted course...
967
01:09:36,333 --> 01:09:38,731
...and is headed for the
resort island of St Lucha.
968
01:09:38,877 --> 01:09:41,838
It has left a trail of destruction
and devastation across the Caribbean.
969
01:09:41,974 --> 01:09:44,872
Forced evacuation has been ordered
by the local authorities.
970
01:09:45,008 --> 01:09:47,844
Ladies and gentlemen,
may I have your attention?
971
01:09:47,980 --> 01:09:49,606
Everyone, attention.
972
01:09:49,752 --> 01:09:52,442
We're can't get out.
One hundred mile an hour winds...
973
01:09:52,588 --> 01:09:53,642
...they close the airport.
974
01:09:53,788 --> 01:09:56,342
We have to double up the
people in the rooms.
975
01:09:59,053 --> 01:10:00,826
What's up, Ryan?
You know the hurricane's coming.
976
01:10:00,961 --> 01:10:03,516
- Where's it making landfall?
- On the other side of the island.
977
01:10:04,329 --> 01:10:05,351
What's wrong?
978
01:10:07,770 --> 01:10:09,626
Ryan, where are you going?
979
01:10:09,939 --> 01:10:11,461
You know it's a hurricane out there.
980
01:10:11,607 --> 01:10:13,130
You might get caught up in it, Ryan!
981
01:10:13,276 --> 01:10:14,798
That's one crazy white boy.
982
01:10:29,657 --> 01:10:30,616
I'll get you.
983
01:10:30,752 --> 01:10:34,120
I got your license number, buddy.
Yeah, I got it.
984
01:10:59,885 --> 01:11:02,075
Jenny! Where are you?
985
01:11:07,528 --> 01:11:08,612
Jenny!
986
01:11:09,457 --> 01:11:10,656
Jenny!
987
01:11:17,767 --> 01:11:18,737
Ryan!
988
01:11:27,538 --> 01:11:28,445
Oh, my God!
989
01:11:39,185 --> 01:11:42,751
- Ryan!
- Jenny! Jenny, I'm coming.
990
01:11:42,928 --> 01:11:44,190
Ryan!
991
01:11:45,493 --> 01:11:47,120
- Jenny!
- It's stuck!
992
01:11:48,027 --> 01:11:49,184
Hold on. I got you.
993
01:11:56,838 --> 01:11:57,807
Come on.
994
01:12:04,408 --> 01:12:06,243
- Where are we?
- Come on.
995
01:12:10,549 --> 01:12:12,916
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'll be fine.
996
01:12:13,521 --> 01:12:16,493
We're safe now.
I'm going to make a fire.
997
01:12:25,564 --> 01:12:27,118
You saved my life.
998
01:12:28,234 --> 01:12:29,662
I did, didn't I?
999
01:13:22,288 --> 01:13:25,082
Come on, there's got to be
something at Tower Records for me.
1000
01:13:25,218 --> 01:13:27,783
I could be a cashier.
Yeah?
1001
01:13:28,189 --> 01:13:29,347
Milo.
1002
01:13:30,994 --> 01:13:32,089
Is it you?
1003
01:13:33,393 --> 01:13:34,560
Yeah.
1004
01:13:34,967 --> 01:13:37,553
You're alive!
You're alive!
1005
01:13:37,636 --> 01:13:40,900
That's cool.
That's cool. Enough.
1006
01:13:43,642 --> 01:13:44,664
Sorry.
1007
01:13:47,313 --> 01:13:48,209
What happened?
1008
01:13:48,345 --> 01:13:50,107
You've got the whole world
going ape over this.
1009
01:13:50,243 --> 01:13:52,641
It's been a bloody freak show.
Where the hell were you?
1010
01:13:53,319 --> 01:13:56,770
I was blowing chunks
over the side and fell in.
1011
01:13:56,916 --> 01:13:58,115
This chick saves me.
1012
01:13:58,251 --> 01:14:00,378
We think we're marooned
on an island
1013
01:14:00,524 --> 01:14:01,921
only we're still in St. Luchas.
1014
01:14:02,057 --> 01:14:03,527
You were on
St. Luchas the whole time?
1015
01:14:03,662 --> 01:14:05,216
She doesn't tell me, okay.
I'm an idiot.
1016
01:14:05,362 --> 01:14:07,489
- Who else knows?
- That I'm an idiot?
1017
01:14:07,625 --> 01:14:09,689
Who else knows
about your shipwreck?
1018
01:14:10,763 --> 01:14:12,359
Only the people
that picked me up.
1019
01:14:12,630 --> 01:14:14,225
They can be paid off.
1020
01:14:15,570 --> 01:14:18,771
Don't worry,
I know exactly what to do.
1021
01:14:19,605 --> 01:14:20,043
Are you okay?
1022
01:14:20,179 --> 01:14:22,535
Yeah, I just need to shower and crash.
1023
01:14:22,681 --> 01:14:24,809
It's not always completely sold out.
He's not going to do it.
1024
01:14:24,944 --> 01:14:26,008
Milo, that's her.
1025
01:14:26,341 --> 01:14:27,832
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, the blond.
1026
01:14:29,417 --> 01:14:33,317
Jenny, sweetheart, Jason would like
to have a word with you.
1027
01:14:33,453 --> 01:14:34,287
Excuse me, who are you?
1028
01:14:34,422 --> 01:14:36,080
Oh. Here love.
1029
01:14:36,226 --> 01:14:37,957
Have some free tickets.
Right this way.
1030
01:14:38,093 --> 01:14:39,083
- Ryan.
- No.
1031
01:14:39,229 --> 01:14:42,493
Please, Jason, really,
really wants to see you.
1032
01:14:42,628 --> 01:14:43,598
Hold on!
1033
01:14:44,359 --> 01:14:47,852
- Good to see you, babe.
- Okay, I'm really confused.
1034
01:14:47,998 --> 01:14:51,731
Look, Jenny, despite your lies,
depravity, and deception...
1035
01:14:51,867 --> 01:14:53,900
...I still meant
what I said on the beach.
1036
01:14:54,036 --> 01:14:55,631
About destroying me?
1037
01:14:57,007 --> 01:14:58,978
No, no, about liking you.
1038
01:14:59,114 --> 01:15:00,438
He can't stop talking about you.
1039
01:15:00,584 --> 01:15:03,243
Oh my God, Jason,
you were right.
1040
01:15:03,378 --> 01:15:05,245
She is adorable.
1041
01:15:05,850 --> 01:15:07,789
Thanks, I'm just gonna get Ryan...
1042
01:15:07,925 --> 01:15:10,354
Jenny, we're gonna
have a little press conference.
1043
01:15:10,490 --> 01:15:13,013
To tell Jason's adoring fans
about the last few days...
1044
01:15:13,159 --> 01:15:16,360
...and we need you to say a
few little words, too, love.
1045
01:15:16,558 --> 01:15:17,789
A press conference?
1046
01:15:17,924 --> 01:15:19,989
Yeah, we'll take a few pictures.
Get me Natasha.
1047
01:15:20,135 --> 01:15:21,563
Tell her we have a hair emergency.
1048
01:15:21,699 --> 01:15:23,795
Okay, Ryan's just outside.
1049
01:15:24,264 --> 01:15:25,296
He'll keep.
1050
01:15:25,974 --> 01:15:26,766
I'm from US Weekly.
1051
01:15:26,902 --> 01:15:28,602
Is there any chance
I can get in to see Jason?
1052
01:15:28,737 --> 01:15:29,936
What's going on?
1053
01:15:30,270 --> 01:15:31,532
- Ryan.
- Gil, get him out.
1054
01:15:32,105 --> 01:15:33,513
No wait! Let him stay.
1055
01:15:35,379 --> 01:15:39,779
Look. To you Jenny may just be
some crazy fan from Massachusetts.
1056
01:15:39,915 --> 01:15:41,072
I mean I know she can be a little
1057
01:15:41,218 --> 01:15:44,273
impulsive and get carried
away sometimes.
1058
01:15:45,254 --> 01:15:49,779
But she's the most amazing
girl you will ever meet.
1059
01:15:50,957 --> 01:15:54,158
And you are lucky to have
her care so much about you.
1060
01:15:57,036 --> 01:15:59,966
Jenny, I love you.
1061
01:16:02,907 --> 01:16:04,669
Is this your boyfriend?
1062
01:16:07,077 --> 01:16:08,339
- Lose the geek.
- Guess not.
1063
01:16:08,475 --> 01:16:09,278
Let' go.
1064
01:16:09,976 --> 01:16:11,603
- Come on.
- Ryan.
1065
01:16:11,676 --> 01:16:15,013
He'll be fine, love.
They won't hurt him.
1066
01:16:15,148 --> 01:16:18,318
Stop this!
Jenny! Jenny!
1067
01:16:18,620 --> 01:16:20,320
I really need you to
help me out on this.
1068
01:16:20,455 --> 01:16:21,321
Okay, but I...
1069
01:16:21,456 --> 01:16:26,086
This will all go away
if we just play it right.
1070
01:16:28,495 --> 01:16:30,434
Welcome to the
Sun Village Beach Resort at Coch...
1071
01:16:30,570 --> 01:16:32,655
Jason Masters is back!
1072
01:16:34,073 --> 01:16:35,971
The Villa now.
1073
01:16:36,670 --> 01:16:40,872
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Jason Masters!
1074
01:16:50,048 --> 01:16:51,309
Erin Dood with the U.S. News.
1075
01:16:51,455 --> 01:16:52,352
You.
1076
01:16:52,519 --> 01:16:55,251
Jay Bigsby of Rolling Stone.
Can you tell us what happened to you?
1077
01:16:55,386 --> 01:16:57,451
It's a million dollar question, isn't it?
1078
01:16:58,087 --> 01:16:59,557
Don't leave us in the dark, Jason.
1079
01:17:00,527 --> 01:17:03,123
I was on a cruise ship with some friends.
1080
01:17:03,394 --> 01:17:07,961
And a young lady fell overboard.
Naturally, I dove in to save her.
1081
01:17:09,067 --> 01:17:13,936
I managed to steer the tiny raft
to a deserted island.
1082
01:17:15,344 --> 01:17:17,606
Where I had to catch fish
with my bare hands.
1083
01:17:17,846 --> 01:17:19,139
Where did you learn all that?
1084
01:17:20,213 --> 01:17:21,444
Boy Scouts.
1085
01:17:22,851 --> 01:17:26,303
I built a ship out of palm trees.
1086
01:17:26,449 --> 01:17:28,649
Sailed back to St. Luchas,
1087
01:17:28,784 --> 01:17:30,849
navigating by the stars, of course.
1088
01:17:34,060 --> 01:17:38,659
It was with the support
of one beautiful woman...
1089
01:17:38,794 --> 01:17:40,890
...that gave the will to carry on...
1090
01:17:41,401 --> 01:17:43,267
Jason Masters...
1091
01:17:43,966 --> 01:17:46,406
So! Tell us how you made it.
1092
01:17:46,573 --> 01:17:50,128
Regale us with your
Navy Seals like survival skills.
1093
01:17:50,274 --> 01:17:52,266
Who are you?
What's your name?
1094
01:17:52,412 --> 01:17:53,173
Jason! Jason!
1095
01:17:53,309 --> 01:17:54,904
Who is this woman?
1096
01:17:55,050 --> 01:17:56,677
What about Jenny Taylor?
1097
01:17:56,812 --> 01:17:59,304
Who is the woman?
One more question here.
1098
01:17:59,450 --> 01:18:00,316
Who is the lady?
1099
01:18:00,451 --> 01:18:04,288
And that one woman is Alexis Menetti!
1100
01:18:06,155 --> 01:18:07,093
Who's that?
1101
01:18:07,229 --> 01:18:09,022
- What are you doing?
- Saving both of us.
1102
01:18:09,158 --> 01:18:11,963
And I know they wouldn't
want me to spill the beans...
1103
01:18:12,098 --> 01:18:14,392
But what the heck,
I'm going to do it anyway.
1104
01:18:14,862 --> 01:18:17,958
May I present to all of you the future...
1105
01:18:18,104 --> 01:18:22,557
Mrs. Jason Masters, Alexis Menetti.
1106
01:18:24,277 --> 01:18:26,863
Jenny all the reports have you
on the island with Jason.
1107
01:18:27,009 --> 01:18:30,502
Well, that was just a publicity
cover-up for the real affair.
1108
01:18:31,117 --> 01:18:33,985
I don't know, I guess they
wanted a really pretty girl.
1109
01:18:34,350 --> 01:18:36,446
Tell us, Jenny,
so you're not with Jason?
1110
01:18:36,988 --> 01:18:38,114
No.
1111
01:18:39,657 --> 01:18:41,951
My boyfriend is Ryan Howell.
1112
01:18:42,827 --> 01:18:45,820
And he's standing right back there.
1113
01:18:49,897 --> 01:18:51,419
Now that's what I'm talking about!
1114
01:19:05,047 --> 01:19:05,704
Hi.
1115
01:19:06,079 --> 01:19:07,070
Hi.
1116
01:19:08,217 --> 01:19:10,772
So, uh, what are you doing tonight?
1117
01:19:11,084 --> 01:19:12,419
- Huh?
- What are you doing tonight?
1118
01:19:12,555 --> 01:19:15,182
I was thinking we could hang out.
1119
01:19:15,756 --> 01:19:17,487
You don't have to if you don't want to.
1120
01:19:18,926 --> 01:19:21,188
You know, we could do something...
1121
01:19:21,991 --> 01:19:22,794
If you can't...
1122
01:19:22,930 --> 01:19:24,223
Jenny. Please
1123
01:19:24,963 --> 01:19:26,485
Assert yourself.
1124
01:19:26,965 --> 01:19:28,592
I love you.
1125
01:19:38,111 --> 01:19:39,133
How's that?
1126
01:19:39,644 --> 01:19:40,739
It's a start.
1127
01:19:42,387 --> 01:19:44,368
So why now?
Why not two years ago?
1128
01:19:44,514 --> 01:19:47,319
Well, I finally took the
advice from a good friend.
1129
01:19:47,621 --> 01:19:49,884
I don't want to be ninety and dead,
thinking I should have tried.
1130
01:19:50,019 --> 01:19:53,648
Really, sounds kind of lame. I mean...
1131
01:19:53,794 --> 01:19:55,556
...can you sink when you're dead?
1132
01:20:53,812 --> 01:20:57,952
I'd like to dedicate this song to
my new wife, Alexis... Masters.
1133
01:20:59,724 --> 01:21:05,490
I think about you all the time.
Your face is etched into my mind.
1134
01:21:05,626 --> 01:21:09,693
I can't breathe
without us sharing love.
1135
01:21:11,434 --> 01:21:17,273
Impossible it seems
to be that you can tame a guy like me.
1136
01:21:17,409 --> 01:21:21,642
Feeling not myself, but I don't care.
1137
01:21:22,341 --> 01:21:24,906
No I don't care.
1138
01:21:25,448 --> 01:21:29,577
I've been waiting here for hours...
1139
01:21:29,723 --> 01:21:32,518
...just you on my mind.
1140
01:21:32,653 --> 01:21:35,416
Never lose hope.
1141
01:21:35,552 --> 01:21:39,994
Quickly losing time. Always wondering...
1142
01:21:40,129 --> 01:21:43,560
...can she be slipping
through my hands.
1143
01:21:43,695 --> 01:21:50,004
I've examined its snares
and I find I'm going crazy.
1144
01:21:50,139 --> 01:21:53,632
Crazy, yeah. Oh...
1145
01:21:56,813 --> 01:22:01,839
I'm going crazy... crazy...
I can't... I can't...
1146
01:22:01,984 --> 01:22:05,279
...get you out
of my mind... mind...
1147
01:22:52,994 --> 01:22:54,224
Yeah!
1148
01:22:55,465 --> 01:22:56,768
We love you!
1149
01:22:57,238 --> 01:22:59,229
- Thank you.
- That's my girl.
1150
01:23:00,637 --> 01:23:02,034
Goodnight, Winnipeg.
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