Original subtitles

( music playing )

( panting )

( speaking Chinese )

( ticking )

(Yung)

(Bennie)

♫ Get off! ♫

♫ Yeah, I run ♫

( gunshot )

( blade zings )

♫ Step back ♫

( blade whooshes )

♫ I'm a time bomb ticking ♫

♫ I'm a man on a mission ♫

♫ I'm a bomb with the short ass fuse ♫

I've got a hundred dollar bill ♫

♫ And when I'm dressed to kill ♫

♫ I wear my blue suede shoes ♫

♫ And my mama said the day Elvis died ♫

♫ She prayed that his soul would stay alive ♫

♫ And I believe prayers come true ♫

♫ Hollaback, baby, how about you? ♫

♫ I'm the real thing ♫

♫ This ain't a pony show ♫

♫ I came to rock the mic ♫

♫ Hollaback, baby, lemme know ♫

♫ Come on, I'm the real thing ♫

♫ Ain't no question about it ♫

♫ And I'm gonna stand up and shout it ♫

♫ From every stage I sing ♫

♫ Big dog coming through, C. C. W. ♫

♫ A.45 oughta go right through ♫

♫ So don't say nothin' stupid ♫

♫ Good game, peeps, all gain ♫

♫ Yo, this is a hit to know what I'm saying ♫

♫ I'm coming up, baby, I ain't playin' ♫

♫ Ty Stone, is undisputed ♫

♫ I'm the real thing ♫

♫ This ain't a pony show ♫

♫ Came to rock the mic ♫

♫ Hollaback, baby, let me know ♫

♫ Cause I'm the real thing ♫

♫ Ain't no question about it ♫

( speaking English ) That's a negative on Victor Wong,

but we got Handsome Willie.

♫ From every stage I sing ♫

Woman : Esmond, do you have eyes on the house?

One lookout. Down there on the deck.

(Esmond over mic) One more on the second floor by the windows.

Handsome Willie and company entering the house now.

Leslie : We capture Victor Wong's man in that house

with the Matador's product,

we prove that Victor Wong is the Matador.

Bennie, we 'II get him this time.

Bennie : We are not clear yet. Stay back.

If this goes wrong, I'm not dragging you down with me.

Stay put and cover me.

(chatter)

( speaking Chinese )

Bennie : Okay, I'm going in.

( man and woman speaking Chinese )

How are we doing on the orders?

Almost filled.

Still some waiting on the next shipment.

( dog growling ) He's almost here. Keep packing.

Be sure everything goes to plan.

( growling continues )

- Hey. - ( whines )

( conversation continues )

Man : Be gentle.

Mind the package.

Oooh!

Go take a look.

See what's going on.

(man) Who are you?

Take that!

We gotta go.

( grunting )

( blade clatters )

( girl gasps )

( grunting )

( yells )

( screams )

Esmond, get Leslie!

I'm on it.

( screams )

- Stop them! - Go, go, go!

( man shouts )

( gasps )

( shouts, grunting )

( grunting )

Female anchor: Hong Kong reporter is live on the scene.

Details are scarce at the moment,

but it's believed a police drug raid gone wrong

is responsible for the collapse of nearly a dozen homes.

Captain T ang, I did it on my own.

Victor Wong is a respectable businessman.

In nine years, have you found

a shred of hard evidence

that Victor Wong is the Matador?

There is no Matador.

One man does not run the Hong Kong underworld,

and even if he did, that man is not Victor Wong.

You want justice for your partner.

I understand that.

But your obsession with this case

has taken a toll on you personally.

Take a month off.

You should start thinking about retirement, Bennie.

Sir.

The Vory code in Russia says,

"You mess with someone's family,

there are grave consequences."

Man : Jesus Christ, Dima, you got the wrong guy.

No!

( Connor chuckles ) Well, I guess you're wondering how I got here, right?

Allow me to explain.

Whoa!

He was just a local boy

from the wrong side of the tracks,

and she was engaged to a war hero.

But love won out.

Even after she got sick,

they never regretted a thing.

( sniffling )

( imitating an airplane engine )

Would you shut up with that thing?

A boy shouldn't be playing with dolls.

Yes, Dad.

Anyway, my dad would go to the hospital

and read to my mom

from her own journal

and she would remember little moments

of their life.

They died in each others arms.

( man laughing )

Are you serious?

He's literally reciting the plot to "The Notebook."

(all) Shhh. (all) Shut up.

I know it's corny.

I just always believed in the power of love

a little more than the regular guy.

( scoffs ) Jeez.

(man) Even now with the houses, and the Porsche,

and the... ( chuckles ) other Porsche,

I was just always holding out

for a true love like that.

I'm sorry.

To answer your first question

I'll have the chicken.

Thanks.

( woman on P.A. speaking Chinese )

Oh. Sorry.

Watch where you're going, asshole.

I'm sorry.

Purpose of your visit.

( English accent ) Here to see the sights, but then again,

what's there to see when the loveliest sight

is right here?

Welcome to Macau, Mr. Cunningham.

(man in white coat) Excuse me, I thought you were supposed to have

a car here for me, right?

No, no, I'm standing right here.

Right now I don't see a car anywhere.

I'm in front of the terminal.

(Connor) Hey, kid, I think this belongs to you.

That's my toy. Thank you.

All right. Take your bag, sir?

Thanks.

( lively song, man singing )

♫ I wanna get into my car and drive ♫

♫ The night is young and I'm feeling alive ♫

♫ Well, you can tell by the way I prance ♫

♫ I'm on the prowl and I'm looking my best ♫

♫ I'm gonna climb the walls ♫

♫ Gonna have it all ♫

♫ I'm a livin' and a lovin' fireball ♫

Connor : Look what he got tonight!

♫ Longer than I walk the walk ♫

♫ Well, this world is my oyster shell ♫

♫ 'Cause I'm raisin' my share of hell ♫

♫ I'm just havin' a ball ♫

Much obliged, everybody.

Oh, man, ain't that the breaks, I...

( sultry music )

( man singing )

♫ The first time I felt this way ♫

♫ Was the first time I saw your face ♫

♫ You were standing alone ♫

♫ And your arrows were thrown to my heart ♫

That was quite a display.

It's not everyday you meet an American

that plays baccarat.

It's not everyday I meet someone

who leaves me speechless.

Samantha.

I run Guest Services for the casino.

The hotel would like to offer you

a suite for the evening,

if you are interested.

A suite? Well, that's a little cozier

than what I'm used to, but...

( chuckles )

Ah, you know, just let me cash in my chips

and I'll be all yours.

Sure. Okay.

♫ Fortunate that we must meet ♫

♫ To have just the chance ♫

♫ At our dance with destiny. ♫

Connor : Sweetheart, didn't I tell you

backlight's the key to these photos?

You gotta use a flash.

Oh, hey, will you take a photo

of me and my gal?

Please?

Samantha. Boss.

Enjoy.

( Connor chuckles )

If you're taking a discreet photo,

it helps to be discreet.

Thanks for that.

Why were you so nervous?

Come on, he's my boss.

I gotta be cool.

( elevator dings )

Dealing with obnoxious gamblers like me

night and day must get pretty exhausting.

Occupational hazards.

And you're not that obnoxious.

Well, the night's still young.

You eaten yet?

Wanna grab some breakfast?

I'll think about it.

Okay, you think about it.

( elevator dings )

( doorbell rings )

Oh, back so soon.

Sergei, ha! Man, you look different.

Did you shave your back?

Start walking upright?

Heh! Good times.

Sergei : You think you can hide from us?

Why did I have asparagus?

Wait, I have money. I can pay now.

Dima wants a word with you.

So we take you back to Russia.

Can't we just talk via Skype?

Connor : You ladies didn't forget anything in the room, did you?

Like say this.

Ah!

Hmm.

( Muzak playing )

( woman shouting in Chinese )

( man shouting in Chinese)

Help me!

( silenced gunshots ) Ah!

Whoa!

Hey, guys! What did I say?

Let's go to Russia.

I love Russia.

Connor Watts should never have set foot

onto the VIP floor

using your key card.

I just met the man last night.

Whatever you think this video shows,

you're wrong.

You should have recognized him.

He cheated this casino out of a million dollars.

Samantha.

Find him and you can fix it.

I'll be keeping my eye on you, hmm?

Send out everyone.

I want him dead or alive.

( knocks at door )

( female voice speaks Chinese )

( conversation in Chinese )

Okay...

( phone rings )

Hello? This is Leslie.

Leslie, it's Bennie.

I need to locate someone.

Can you run the APB for me?

His name is Connor Watts. Okay, got it.

( clicking ) ( gasps )

Leslie : Bennie, I found him.

Sending you his location now.

Connor : Yep, looks like I screwed the pooch this time.

( yells )

Hello, Connor.

Natalia!

I believe you know my daughter, huh?

Connor : Natalia, you told me your dad was a butcher.

He is.

Dima : Natalia said you were nice American.

Very respectful.

Otherwise you would be dead.

I'm pregnant, Connor.

Who?

Connor, I'm pregnant.

I don't believe you can get pregnant

the way we did it. Not that we did it.

You marry my daughter, I let you go.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

We got a big misunderstanding here.

Trust me, you don't want me to marry her.

I mean, planning a wedding on such short notice

is a logistical nightmare.

( kiss )

Dasha, again.

Connor : Oh! Oh, oh. Oh, oh, no.

No hard feelings, Connor.

Ah!

( men shouting in Russian )

Bennie : Connor Watts? Connor : Who's asking?

Bennie Chan.

Hong Kong Police. Hong Kong?

Whoa! Hey. I can only walk so fast.

Whoa! Ah!

Excuse me.

( yelling in Russian )

I'm sorry.

( moaning )

( speaking Russian )

Bennie : Excuse me!

Look out! Ah! Look out!

Look out!

Oh, God. Ah!

( yelling )

( gun clicks empty )

Excuse me. Excuse me.

( truck horn blowing )

Whoa! Ah!

Connor : I don't mean to tell you your job,

but I think taking a car would be faster.

Connor Watts, you stole money from casino.

I bring you back to Macau.

Let's go.

Dasha : Give us the American. No one has to die.

Sorry.

( speaking Russian )

Connor : Bennie! Hey, Bennie!

A little help!

Bennie! Hey, Bennie!

( shouts )

Oh! Ooh! ( groans )

Bennie, help, help!

Help, Bennie!

Connor : Help! Help!

It's about time.

I'm telling Dima.

( yelling )

So heavy.

Connor : Not so rough.

Bennie : Hey!

He's mine.

Who is this man?

A Chinese cop.

Now get him!

Hey, it's not honorable to fight girls.

Then stop acting like one.

Oh, ow!

Ooh! Ooh!

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Ow.

You did not...

( shout )

Size D?

Double D.

Connor!

( metal squeaking )

What are you doing?

Bennie! I was just trying to give us a head start.

Uh. Thanks for opening the door.

Go!

So you're taking me back to Macau.

That's my plan.

You seem like such a great travel buddy.

It's a shame I can't fly back with you.

What do you mean?

Don't you need a passport to fly?

( Connor laughing )

How did you get my lighter?

Better question is how did I get your passport.

We need to be there in two days.

Hey, hey, hey, calm down a little.

Ah! Don't you know there's an ancient Chinese proverb that says

"Out of every crisis comes opportunity"?

( laughing )

Announcer: The 745 will be arriving on track eight.

Please show your ticket before boarding. Thank you.

Hey! Do you want some pizza?

I'm ordering from the U.S. Embassy.

Open up. I'm sorry,

I can't hear you through this glass.

Can you hear me now?

Connor : Dude, you are stressed.

Let's take a beat. Get you a massage.

Maybe grab a margarita.

You're wound up tighter than a...

Ow!

What was that for?

Stress relief.

You know, I'm actually feeling a little...

Hey, hey!

Excuse me.

Please, my friend, low blood sugar.

Willie : It looks like Connor Watts has left the country

and Bennie Chan is on his trail.

Bennie Chan?

Eliminate them before they get back to Macau.

Do not rest until that phone

is safely in your hands. Understood.

Our men are tracking him down as we speak.

If you have to use Samantha, do it.

You gotta teach me that two finger trick.

Where did you learn that? Pro-wrestling?

Only teach men of honor.

Here. Eat.

I'm a grown man, I don't need you to feed me.

A grown man pays his debts.

Keep your energy up.

You know, I'm on kind of a cleanse.

Eat it.

Eat it!

Mm.

Nice and crunchy.

What is it?

Goat testicle.

It's delicious.

Bennie, you gotta try these.

Mm-mm.

I bet you can't eat just two.

It's a righty.

How about those guys who want to find me?

It's not something I stole in Macau, Bennie.

It's something I saw. What did you see?

Attendant: Tickets and passports, please.

Let's go.

( whistles )

Jump!

No, you jump!

I'm not asking twice. Jump!

I thought you weren't asking twice.

Fine. I jump, you fall!

Connor : Unbelievable. My suit's filthy.

Bennie : Uh, shut up. Connor : Whatever.

Look, why don't we do each other a favor,

cut our losses and go our separate ways?

This means nothing to you?

He's gonna kill my Goddaughter.

My family.

I'll take you back to casino.

I'm sorry.

So you're working for them.

I'm police.

Honorable.

There's something else you should know, your Honor.

They don't want me because I stole something from them.

They want me because I saw them shoot somebody.

A woman died in my arms.

( Ester shouting in Chinese )

( Wong speaking Chinese )

Wong : Ester Yee! Help me.

( gunshot )

And you're telling me that if I don't go back with you then she dies.

And I'm telling you if I go back with you, I'm going to die.

They're gonna kill me.

I don't care.

I'm not loving the attitude, Bennie.

( creaks )

( grunting )

You're tough, just like your father.

What do you know about my father?

( taser clicking )

( groaning )

( groans )

Willie : Nothing? Leslie : Nothing.

I know this may not be what you want to hear,

but there's no evidence of a murder at a Macau casino.

If there was we'd know about it.

I think he's lying to you, Bennie.

( sigh )

I know.

( speaking in native language )

Connor : What the hell's he saying?

I don't know.

You must be kidding.

This the one?

( continues speaking in native language )

2016.

( laughing )

( speaks in native language )

2012.

Hmm?

Okay.

( speaking in native language )

Visa or MasterCard?

( boy speaking in native language )

( beeps )

I don't know why it's not working.

( speaking in native language )

( shouts )

Money.

We use one of yours.

Where's your wallet? I don't have it.

Why not?

Forgive me for not being able

to grab my wallet before being kidnapped.

How about that nice watch of yours?

Not my watch. No.

Well, how bad do you want to get me in Macau, Bennie?

Money, money, money, okay?

( rap music playing ) ( motor chugging )

( bleating )

Connor : You know, I think I got you figured out.

Something tells me you're either unhappily married

or there's no one waiting for you at home.

You don't have me figured out.

No, I'm not married.

Shocking.

Women do not go for that whole

constipated Debbie Downer look.

Lighten up. Smile a little, huh?

Look, unzip my left pocket.

There's something important in there.

I promise.

What's that?

Right before the woman died

she handed me that phone.

It's okay, it's okay. Oh, no. It's okay.

Shh, shh, shh.

Oh, I'm dying. Here.

Take this.

Take this phone...

You big dumb American stranger.

Here, take it. Uh.

Yeah, pretty much.

There's something on there, Bennie.

All you gotta do is charge it.

Maybe you can trade it for your goddaughter.

Enough.

You will say anything to get away.

I could have escaped already if I wanted.

Sayonara, Bennie!

Remember to smile!

( lively music, man singing )

Stupid. Ah!

♫ Yeah, I'm moving, I'm moving on down the road ♫

Connor! ♫ You can't catch me ♫

♫ 'Cause I'm moving on down the road ♫

That's more like it.

( guffaws )

Whoo!

( engine puttering )

Come on.

No!

Come on, man.

Come on!

No, no, no, no!

( gears grinding )

How about this?

( chuckles, sighs )

Bennie : Keep pushing!

Connor : 2012, my foot!

Bennie : Harder!

Connor : Come on, ah!

( clunking )

Bennie : It says still have a half tank.

Connor : No big deal.

I saw a gas station 200 miles back.

Get out of the car.

Come on!

We walk.

Ugh.

Here, come.

What does that mean?

What?

Which foot?

Jesus.

Short cut.

Can't a girl catch her breath? Whatever.

Connor : What's the chance they'd settle

for you bringing back some other white guy?

I mean, we all look alike.

Bennie : Shut up.

Connor : Where's this the shortcut to exactly?

Shut up, Connor.

( Connor panting )

Connor : I think the kid's hurt.

Bennie : Let's check on him. Connor : Yeah.

Are you... are you okay?

Bennie : Do you need help?

Water. Bye-bye, Bennie!

Bennie : Hey! ( boy shouts in native language )

( laughs )

Get off!

Come on! Connor : Bennie!

Connor : Go, go, go, go!

Oh! Shoot!

Oh, ho-ho. Ow, my balls, my balls! Ow...

Bennie : Hey, hey, hey!

( all speaking native language )

Ooh, wow.

You guys strong.

( cheering )

( grunting )

( cheering )

( Bennie speaking Chinese )

Connor : You tell him, Bennie.

( speaking Chinese )

( chuckles, stammers )

No retreat! No surrender!

Hit him in the ding ding.

( cheering )

What's that?

I don't get it.

You just got your ass kicked and they're cheering.

I fought with honor.

You head-butted his balls.

( speaking in native language )

Oh, thank you.

I think he wants us to have a drink with him.

No, we got to go.

Bennie, we can't be rude. One drink.

One? One.

( music playing )

Connor : All right, guys,

who knows some good Mongolian drinking games?

( cheering )

Connor : Drink up, drink up!

Man singing: ♫ Oh, I can feel it ♫

♫ In the air tonight, tonight ♫

♫ You know, I can feel it

♫ In the air tonight, tonight ♫

Both : Ahhhhhhhhhhhh

Ah Ah Ah.

How do you do that?

( throat singing )

To the air! All : To the air!

To the ground! All : To the ground!

To the homies! All : To the homies!

Hooray!

All : Hooray!

( string music playing )

♫ There's a fire starting in my heart ♫

♫ Reaching a fever pitch and it's bringing out the dark ♫

♫ Finally, I can see you crystal clear ♫

♫ Go 'head and sell me out and I'll lay your ship bare ♫

♫ See how I leave with every piece of you ♫

♫ Don't underestimate there are things that I will do ♫

♫ There's a fire starting in my heart ♫

♫ Reaching a fever pitch, it's bringing out the dark ♫

Bai: ♫ The scars of your love remind me of us ♫

♫ They keep me thinking that we almost had it all ♫

♫ The scars of your love, they leave me breathless ♫

♫ I can't help feeling ♫

All : ♫ We could have had it all ♫

All : ♫ Rolling in the deep ♫

♫ You had my heart inside of your hand ♫

♫ And you played it to the beat ♫

♫ We could have had it all ♫

♫ Rolling in the deep ♫

♫ You had my heart inside of your hand ♫

♫ And you played it ♫♫

I never would have figured you

for an Adele fan.

"Rolling in the Deep" is a classic.

( chuckles )

Thanks for stepping in

to fight the Mongolian stomper today.

I know you weren't fighting for me, per se,

but, still, you're a man with a code

and I respect that.

I'm willing to die for my loved ones.

Without people to die for,

no reason to live.

Yeah, but there's no reason for life

if you don't take time to enjoy it.

You're too caught up in your job.

You gotta get out there and meet some friends,

and take a Pilates class, have some fun.

You like that girl tonight?

She liked you. Why didn't you talk to her?

She didn't even notice me.

When was the last time you connected with a lady?

My fiancée, nine years ago.

You never told me you were married.

We not marry.

She left me.

Oh, I'm sorry.

What happened?

Victor Wong have her.

The Matador.

He killed my partner.

I watch him die.

After that...

my life became revenge.

I let everything it slip away.

( sighs )

( man speaking Chinese )

No!

( groans )

Connor's voice: "Bennie, sorry I had to take off.

Don't take it personally.

I'm leaving you this phone because I think it might be of use.

All you have to do is figure out a way to charge it.

Thanks for the honor lessons, buddy. Connor."

Hey, young boy.

Did you see the American guy?

Just last night. Buy my horse.

He bought your horse?

Cash?

Connor : Damn dumbest horse in all of Mongolia.

Come on.

Vámonos. Vámonos.

Come on!

Bennie : Hey, hey! Boy: Juh!

Hey, Bennie, went to make a coffee run.

I was gonna surprise you with a mocha Frappuccino.

Bennie, Bennie, no, no. I bruise, I bruise, please.

I bruise, I bruise, please.

Please.

You... ( vomits )

I want my refund. You sold me a lemon, you little shit.

( grunts )

You know, this kind of big horse

only runs for a hundred miles.

Small horse, run forever, stupid.

I'll remember that the next time

I'm in Mongolia.

You had the money all the time?

Just a little. For emergencies.

You never stop lying.

How your parents raise you?

You don't know a thing about my parents.

Everything you say is just horse apples.

You see what I mean?

Connor : Next time I talk to my bookie,

"Hey, Sal, Sorry about that two grand,

let me pay you with a wallet full of honor."

( horse whickers )

( horns honking )

Don't say a word.

Bennie, Bennie, that's the guy!

No, hey, be quiet.

That's the guy who shot the girl in the casino.

( soldier speaking Chinese )

Victor Wong?

Are you sure that's who you saw?

He shot her at point blank range.

That's not something you forget.

I take you to Hong Kong.

I spend my career trying to prove

Mr. Wong is the Matador.

Now you can.

I'm taking you to testify against Wong.

What? Victor Wong will see to it

that I don't even get to trial.

Your proof is on the phone.

I'm not going.

Hell, no.

Okay. Just be quiet.

All right. I'll play it cool.

Help!

He kidnapped me and he said he's going to use my pretty face

to make a million dollars.

Sorry! He had brain damage.

I'm a loud, handsome, arrogant American

and you have a lovely country

and I will only ruin it, I promise.

El diablo blanco.

He drink too much baijiu.

( guard speaks Chinese )

Call Hong Kong police. Call the U.S. Embassy.

Stop. One at a time.

He kidnapped me. I'm working a big case.

Were you not listening? One at a time.

Shut up! Both of you.

He started it. He started it.

Connor Watts, you're under arrest

for the murder of Ester Yee.

Who's Ester Yee?

And Officer Chan, you are being charged

with accessory to murder.

This is a setup.

Well, you two are going back to Hong Kong.

Awesome.

Connor : May be for the best, Bennie.

Life in prison's better than getting killed

by psychopaths.

And jail might not be so bad.

We can both get jacked, get some tattoos,

maybe meet Morgan Freeman.

The phone.

We have to get it back.

Do you see the situation we're in, Bennie?

Impossible.

Do you know there's a Chinese saying,

"In every crisis there's opportunity."

I found that more convincing when I was saying it.

( bleating )

Ow!

( truck horn honking )

( arguing in native language )

Who is she?

She's the Siberian terminator.

Dasha, what a coincidence. Of all the trucks to hijack.

Where is the other one?

I thought he's with you.

Get out. My leg's asleep.

You know it always does this on long trips.

Ow.

I said get out.

( Bennie shouts )

I'm sorry.

Bennie!

You missed.

( groans )

Wow, you look great! Those headbutts to the face

really treated you well.

No, no, no, not the face.

Thanks.

I know this looks bad.

There.

( gasps )

Hey, hey, hey. I told you I don't fight women.

I know, that's why I brought the gun.

Okay, okay. Just one fight.

Come.

( ignition starts ) ( Connor shrieks )

Good-bye, Chinese man.

Now you are a killer.

I didn't mean to. My leg hit the gear shift.

( sighs ) It was an accident.

You know, you are so unappreciative.

She was about to kill you. That's no excuse.

This... this is the reason

I prefer public transportation.

We only have one Earth, Bennie. Holy shit.

Russians!

Connor : Whoa!

How about a little head's up next time?

Let's go!

Open it.

Huh? Merry Christmas, compadre.

All you gotta do is charge that thing

and you're in business.

You know, Bennie, I like you

and I'm happy you're finally getting what you want.

But sadly, I'm not gonna be around

to see it happen.

Your turn.

You must be tired.

Always running away.

I mean it looks pretty tiring

fighting as hard as you do.

Impressed?

No. I'm actually kinda pissed.

Don't point that thing at me, man.

Hurry up, hurry up!

Which part of the pig am I blowing on?

( sirens approaching )

Is that what we're trying to make?

( sirens wailing )

The cops ask any questions,

you just look at them like you don't understand a word, okay?

Okay, that's good.

Push harder! Harder! With this chopstick?

Connor : Can't believe these things went out of style

in the middle ages.

So, what's the plan?

We take the phone back to Hong Kong police.

Captain Tang have to arrest Victor Wong.

Well, great, you don't need me.

You're the only tying Victor Wong to the phone.

No you, no Wong.

You have to testify.

You got Samantha into this.

Samantha's your Goddaughter?

Well, I thought there's supposed to be

like a billion people in this country.

( falling water )

Rapids! Paddle!

Connor : Whoa-ho!

This ain't so bad, Bennie!

You look like you've seen a ghost.

Whoa! Whoa-ho-ho!

( Connor laughing )

Promise you'll let me go. Promise you'll testify.

You're in no position to negotiate.

No.

Bennie : I can't swim.

I can't swim!

I can't...!

What?

I can't swim.

Shit.

Connor : Oh, God. I got you.

Whoa! Whoa!

Connor : I can't believe you can't swim.

Bennie : No swimming pool in my neighborhood.

Ah, ah, oh, God.

( both panting )

For a second, I'm not sure you're gonna save me.

I wasn't so sure either.

Is Hong Kong nice this time of year?

Don't play with me, Connor.

I'll testify.

For you.

And for Samantha.

Here.

I think we're getting close.

( laughs )

( knock on door ) Captain Tang. I'm Samantha.

I met you at my father's funeral.

Yes, of course. I remember.

I'm in trouble.

I haven't been able to reach my Uncle Bennie in days.

I didn't know where to go.

He said you could help me.

Yes, of course.

( both grunting )

Connor : Wow, it's beautiful.

Kongming lanterns.

You make a wish and let it float up to the sky.

Boy: Hello?

Hello.

Would you like one?

For me? Yes.

Oh.

( chuckles )

( Connor speaks Chinese )

Well, let's make a wish.

To take down the Matador.

To get Samantha back safely.

Connor : Does that mean wish granted?

Connor, you're right.

I work too hard. Fight too hard.

I have no life.

That's okay, Bennie.

Why don't we go find ourselves some power?

Hurry up.

Connor : I'm hurrying. Almost.

Bennie : Almost.

Ready. Okay, let's do it.

( chimes )

Thumbprint. Damn it.

Good thing out of every crisis

comes an opportunity.

What are you talking about?

If that's the Matador's phone,

then only has thumbprint can activate it.

If Victor Wong opens it...

It shows that Victor's Wong is the Matador.

( Connor laughs )

We've located Chan and the American.

Do not let her out of your sight

until we return.

Captain Tang : I've got it under control.

She's not going anywhere.

( rain pattering )

Handsome Willie : Spread out.

Find them.

( laughing )

Ah-ah!

I'll be damned.

( laughing )

Why, you little...

Come on, let's go.

Mud festival. Good for harvest.

Uh-oh, this is bad.

I agree. Someone should tell them

this is gonna have no effect on the harvest.

I mean that's really bad.

Oh.

Willie : There! Get them! Now!

Is this the kind of time we stay and fight, Bennie?

This time we run.

( lively music playing, man singing )

Bennie : Oh, no, no.

Connor : How do they keep finding us?

Bennie : No, no, no, no.

♫ Gonna take the shot ♫

♫ Oh, yeah ♫

♫ You don't know what's coming for you ♫

♫ What's waiting for you ♫

Connor : Uh! I'm shot!

Bennie : No, no, you're not. Just popcorn.

It's just some popcorn.

♫ Gonna take a shot ♫

♫ Oh, yeah, All right ♫

♫ Ruin what you can't fight ♫

( yelling )

Bennie : Go, go!

Connor : Hey! Hey!

Hey! Hey!

How do they keep finding us?

The phone. What?

They're tracking the phone.

Turn it off.

Hurry!

It's so difficult.

On and off is the simplest thing a phone does.

( crowd shouting )

Bennie : Hurry!

Bennie : This is a hundred-family feast.

All the families gather...

Are you a Wikipedia all the time?

Hey! Hey! Don't eat the food.

No, no, no! Don't eat the food.

I'm sorry, sorry. I'm sorry.

( singing )

We must sing to pass. It's a tradition.

Well, what's not a tradition in this country?

Sing something.

( singing in broken Chinese )

( several laugh )

Huh?

( women speak in Chinese )

Women : Whoo!

Whoo! All right! Chin chin.

Well, go on, sing something.

Sing so we can go through.

( singing in Chinese )

( Women speak in Chinese ) Whoo!

( panting )

I can't swim. I'm scared of heights.

New plan.

Hurry up! Hurry up!

There they are!

What's the weight limit on this wire?

I better go first. It might be safer.

And don't tell me not to look down.

Don't look down.

Whoa!

Oh-ho-ho! Whoa!

Ah! Ah!

( Connor whimpering )

Bennie : I'm slipping.

( Connor continues whimpering )

Easy on the ding-ding.

What?

Bennie : It's the only thing I can hold!

Bennie : It's too small!

This is a bad idea.

( both yelling )

Don't hang there. Use your feet!

I told you it was a good plan.

Connor : How long are you going to do this?

Until we get to Hong Kong.

No, I mean this. Chase guys like me

halfway around the world.

You know, you're no spring chicken anymore.

I'm set in my own way.

Not young enough to change.

Connor : Well, you could still change

if you wanted to. What would you do?

I like alpacas.

Okay. So we're talking about alpacas now.

To me, they symbolize peace.

I've always wanted to have one,

but it's impossible in Hong Kong.

Move out here to the country

and have a whole pack of them.

Hell, start an alpaca festival.

Or do they already have one of those here?

Listen, I think you did a really great job

of looking after Samantha.

Hey.

Settle down, I'm being sincere.

Look at me.

When you see her, remember my face.

No, I just mean even though you're a hard ass

and short tempered and stubborn, mean...

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, get to the compliments.

Even though you're all those things,

she turned out great.

Without you, hell.

Can I ask you a serious question, Bennie?

How do you do the two fingered thing?

Pressure.

Pressure here, okay?

You know, pressure. Pressure.

Aw.

Connor : What?

Bennie : You need to practice.

Just not like aim it! Boom.

Hey! You'll never learn.

( thunder rumbling )

Connor : Uh! God! Shit!

Whoa-ho, whoa, whoa!

Bennie : Need to keep body warm. Keep heat in.

( shivering ) We don't have any blankets or fire.

We're fu...

We have each other.

Take the clothes off.

Oh, God. Somehow I knew it was going to come to this.

( Connor continues shivering )

How come you get to be the big spoon?

Shut up, Connor.

( upbeat music, man singing )

♫ You can't fight it No, you can't fight it ♫

♫ You can't fight it No, you can't fight it. ♫

Connor : Whoa! Just... whoa!

Bennie : Whoa! Connor : What are you doing?

What?

( both shriek )

Woman : Eugene, one of them's come alive!

Man : Do you know where the gift shop is?

It's not what you think.

Bennie : I need to call Sam.

I really need to wash my hands.

They were uncomfortably warm when I woke up.

Hey. ( imitates smooches )

( phone buzzing )

Hello. Sammy...

Sammy! Hello!

Samantha is just fine.

If you hurt her, I promise...

Bring the phone to the casino tonight

or I'll kill your Sammy.

No casino.

We meet in public.

Kai Tak Terminal, 7:00 pm.

Samantha okay?

Look, I can explain that.

I was gonna give that back.

You have excuse for everything.

You're a liar.

Okay, fine. Total honesty,

I wasn't gonna give it back,

but that's when you were being a dick.

Now that we're partners I was gonna surprise you

and I was just looking for...

I don't partner with cowards.

You're bad luck. You make things worse.

Oh, really? If it wasn't for me,

you'd be moping around your apartment

eating ramen, reading "Alpaca Daily."

You say I'm lonely?

If I'm lonely, what are you?

Where's the picture of your family?

Back off, Bennie.

You have no one. You're right.

I don't have anyone.

All those stories about my mom and dad

and how great they are, I made them up.

I never knew them. They dumped me at birth.

Does that make you happy?

Can I have my jacket?

You got the phone.

So long, Bennie.

Excuse me.

Would you mind holding that for me?

Yeah, okay. Thank you.

Aw, come on, dude.

You hand me an urn with somebody in it.

Why are you so nosy?

Why you look inside?

Do you just walk around with that thing?

Inside is my friend.

Before he died, I promise him,

I scatter his ashes in Victoria Harbor.

I make a promise, now I'm doing it.

Do you have a problem with that?

No, sir. I'm... I'm sorry.

I didn't realize.

You about a 40 jacket?

Bennie.

You look well.

Where's Samantha?

Give me the phone.

We can do this the hard way,

if you'd prefer.

Sure.

Let's do this the hard way.

Captain Tang, the phone has proof.

Victor Wong is the Matador.

Bennie : It can only be unlocked by his thumbprint.

Mr. Wong, would you mind humoring us?

Not at all.

Bennie : How can this be?

I'm not the Matador. I never was.

My sincere apologies, Mr. Wong.

(Captain) Bennie Chan, you're under arrest

for accessory to murder.

Take him away.

Hey, Natalia, it's Connor.

How's Russia? How's your dad?

Good.

Listen, I want to ask you a favor.

Connor : It's ridiculous how long you made me wait.

How am I supposed to cross-process my client

in a timely and litigious manner?

Hey, Bennie. Connor, what are you doing here?

Well, real men stay and deal with their problems.

A wise man once taught me that.

You guys familiar with the case Kramer v Kramer,

because you're about to be?

A little space.

They're gonna arrest you.

I'm your lawyer.

So, what's the plan?

I was hoping you had some ideas.

You come barging in here

with no plan to get out?

Yeah, that's how we do in America,

fast and loose.

Officer: Bennie Chan's attorney's here to see you.

I'm Connor Watts.

Leslie : Here we go. We're in.

Thank you for saving us, Leslie.

Thanks for letting me help.

( mouths "Ask her out.")

( clears throat ) Well, maybe when this is over

I could take you out for a chicken and beer?

Yes, I'd love chicken and beer.

( beeps )

Okay, we're ready.

We've bypassed the thumbprint.

Bennie, it just looks like gibberish.

Connor : It's nothing. Bennie : Wait.

Stop right here.

I know where to go,

but we need a plan to get out of here.

( alarm ringing )

( car horns honking )

Wait up, wait up.

This is the place.

I bet it's the one with the armed thugs.

You and I split up. Okay.

Don't try to be a hero by yourself.

Right, no need to start now.

Go! Go!

( wooden boards creaking )

Man : I had no choice.

I did what I had to do to get the phone back...

We never touched her, just scared her a little.

Tell him, Willie.

I was only following your orders.

If I had known who she was...

You liar.

Wong : You couldn't have achieved any of this without me.

I am the money man. You need me.

Man : That's where you're wrong, Victor.

I don't need anyone.

Help.

You really don't know when to stop, do you?

Connor? What the hell are you doing here?

It's a long story. I'll tell you over breakfast.

Forget breakfast. Where is Bennie?

I have to go find something to open this with.

I'll be right back.

Don't you dare leave me here.

I'm sorry I got you into this.

Connor! Connor!

Bennie, I tried to warn you.

Captain, the phone.

You're the Matador?

He looks like the kid from Jerry Maguire.

Thank you, Connor, for sticking with me.

You're welcome, partner.

Guns in the water.

Now.

Connor : Dasha! Oh, it's about time.

( laughs )

Sorry we're late.

Well, just glad you could make it.

Welcome to the family, Connor.

Thanks. Bennie : Family?

Yeah, long story. Huh?

Hello, Chinese man.

Let's go.

Hey, get 'em!

Look out.

( grunts )

( groans )

Bennie : Go get Samantha! Go! Go!

Bennie : Go! Hurry!

( ship creaking )

( gasps )

( groans )

( man grunts )

( screams )

( sizzling )

Hey, gentle. Mind the packing.

( spits ) Cocaine.

( gunshot )

( ticking )

( helicopter whirring )

Yung. This is the Hong Kong Police Department.

We have you surrounded.

Bennie! The ship's sinking!

Samantha!

( gasps )

Ah!

Esmond : We have you surrounded.

Hands behind your head.

Bennie : Connor, watch out!

Freeze.

Boss.

( knocks )

( gasping )

Bennie!

( gasps )

Bennie!

Take care of my daughter.

No!

Bennie.

No!

I'm going to choose to remember him

as he was before.

My father died nine years ago.

He was a good man. Best partner I ever had.

Ahem.

Best Chinese partner.

Taking off for Russia tonight.

Really? Why?

A wise man once told me that honor

is the most important thing in life.

I made a promise and I intend to keep it.

( chatter )

( screams )

( baby crying )

( speaking in foreign language )

( baby cooing, spits )

( speaking in Russian )

Sorry, Connor.

Dos vedanya.

Bennie : Where are you taking me?

You'll never get away with this.

Will you pipe down? You're ruining the surprise.

Was he always this grumpy?

Hmm.

Connor : Keep the blindfold on.

All right.

Okay.

Surprise!

You took me to my own farm?

No, this!

Bennie : Wow! Alpacas.

Wow!

Connor : Thought this might keep you busy

since you're no longer chasing bad guys.

Hey, guys! Look at this.

Tada!

Bennie, you're famous!

Ooh wee! Hey!

( blowing kisses )

Speaking of... Sam and I are going to go

for a little walk.

No, I go, too. Chaperone.

Don't worry, Uncle Bennie, I still have the mace.

Good. So all...

Ow! Damn.

What are you doing?

It didn't work, did it?

I told you. It takes practice.

I've been practicing.

So practice more.

Are they gone?

Yes.

( screams )

Bennie, are you okay?

Bennie?

Bennie.

Are you okay?

What have you done to him?

Bennie? Bennie, wake up.

Come on, please.

( lively music, man singing ) ♫ Go on tell me about how I'm supposed to live ♫

Renny Harlin: One, two, three, action.

♫ The time has come for me to be free ♫

♫ I wanna travel the world, I got things to see ♫

♫ And I know my feet will be under me ♫

♫ Whoa, oh oh-oh-oh ♫

♫ I'm walking on my own two feet ♫

♫ Whoa, oh oh-oh-oh ♫

♫ And I don't need no one to lead ♫

I really don't know how to swim.

Really? Yes.

Man : Okay. Come back. Dry him out.

Very good. He's all right.

Hey, hey! How's that going?

You don't know shit about my parents.

Money. Honor's more important than money. Speaking of shit.

Why are you shitting in front of Johnny?

Whoo! Whoo!

Push! push!

♫ So let me walk the walk ♫

♫ And I'm talkin' the talk ♫

Whoa, I'm falling off.

Victor Wong will see to it ow nev...

Give it to me. ( donkey brays )

What are you doing?

What are you trying to do?

La la la la. I'm okay.

♫ And I don't see another way for me to be ♫

Now. What?

I... I got to get a better angle.

Why... why you can't do the...

( laughs )

You make me run again.

You missed. Huh? No.

Ah!

Good job. Great job.

( laughs )

One take.

Perfect.

( speaks Chinese )

BMW X5, 300 horsepower.

27 miles to the gallon.

What are you doing? A commercial?

BMW, bring me one. They won't give you.

They won't give to you.

Right? Oh.

Harlin: Action.

We're here in Guilin having a ball.

Jackie's trying to get us off this rock.

Push, Jackie, push!

( laughs )

Ah!

Visa or MasterCard?

( speaks Chinese )

Can you get it?

Yes.

( speaks Chinese )

Ah. Ah.

Everybody, dinner time.

Harlin: Cut.

♫ Find me a place out in the countryside ♫

♫ All I need is 40 acres and a mule to ride ♫

♫ Ah, ooh ♫

♫ Peace and quiet gonna have to do ♫

♫ Ah, ooh ♫

♫ Peace and quiet gonna have to do ♫♫