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I think my period's coming.
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OK.
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Hi.
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Are you all right? What's happened?
Are you hurt?
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- No.
- Good.
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Nice haircut.
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It's better.
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Can I come in?
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Why didn't you text?
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Well, I just thought I'd pop by.
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- Tell the truth.
- I need to speak to Martin. - Martin?
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Martin. Martin!
- Why on earth would you want to speak to...
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Martin?
- Hello! Hello! My wife in my study! Hello!
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Give me two.
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Gang bangs, Asian,
I'd put a tenner on it.
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Finished.
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Well, hello, you.
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She wants to talk to you
about something.
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Well, it must be my lucky day.
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You said she only likes
to talk to people she fancies.
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- Can you leave us?
- Why?
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He's organising
your surprise birthday party.
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You know I hate sur...
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OK.
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I have a week to organise that now.
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Best of luck.
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Nice top.
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Thanks. Do you deal in sculptures
as well as paintings and papier mache?
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Depends on the quality of the piece.
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Fuck me!
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- What a pair!
- I know, right?
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Where d'you get this?
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Just a...
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Stole it from a market.
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It's quite a piece.
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Who's the artist?
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Just a...
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...market artist.
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If I sell it, I take 10%.
Deal?
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Deal.
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OK, well,
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I'll get her photographed now.
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Don't tell Claire, please.
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Or what?
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Or I'll...
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I'll...
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You've got nothing on me, princess.
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Or I'll tell her you were
watching gang bangs.
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Please don't do that again.
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I wasn't, by the way.
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Disappointing.
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Where did you get that?
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I brought it with me.
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No, you didn't.
Give it back.
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Tight.
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Patch things up with Harry?
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Yeah, we're...
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We're engaged, so...
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God! What?
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No, we're not engaged!
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No, he's back at the flat
packing up all his stuff again.
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I'm sorry.
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He really...
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...used to make you laugh.
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He also used to say things like...
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You're not like other girls.
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You can...
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...keep up.
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I like Harry.
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I liked his songs.
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I admire how much Harry
commits to our break-ups.
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I mean, this is a new detail,
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but he does usually go
the extra mile.
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A few times, he's even cleaned
the whole flat.
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Like it's a crime scene.
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I've considered timing a break-up
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for when the flat needs
a bit of a going over.
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I don't think this is working.
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What?
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But he always leaves...
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...him
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to come back for.
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Got to think about all the people
I can have sex with now.
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I'm not obsessed with sex,
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I just can't stop thinking about it.
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The performance of it.
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The awkwardness of it.
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The drama of it.
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The moment you realise someone wants
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your body.
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Not so much the feeling of it.
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Probably got about 48 hours
before Harry comes back.
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I should get on it.
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I took half an hour
trying to look nice
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and I ended up looking amazing.
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Just one of those days.
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Gorgeous, fresh-faced,
new top, little bit sexy,
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on my way to open my cafe and...
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God.
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Yeah, you check me out, chub-chub,
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because it's never gonna happen.
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God, he can't believe
how attractive I am.
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Kind of worried I'm going to make
a sex offender out of the poor guy.
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Here we go. This better be good.
Here we go.
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Hooker slag.
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Oi!
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Dropped my cucumber.
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Just dropped my...
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Could I get
a cheese sandwich to go, please?
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Sure.
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That'll be �12.55, please.
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London, eh?
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Thanks.
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Where do I recognise her?
Is she famous?
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Boo's death hit the papers.
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Local cafe girl gets hit by bike
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and a car
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and another bike.
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No. She...
She used to work here.
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I'm sorry, I don't have any change.
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The next man who walks in here
is getting ridden to death.
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- Dad!
- Hi.
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Not ideal.
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How are you,
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darling?
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You busy?
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A bit.
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Well, I won't keep you...
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I just wanted to talk about,
you know, when you...
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When you dropped in the other night.
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- OK.
- I can't help thinking that I...
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- We...
- Yeah?
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I know that we...
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...don't have much of a chance to...
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Did you take the sculpture?
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Did you...
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...take the sculpture?
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Did you take it?
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No.
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What sculpture?
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Right, fine, good.
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Good, you said no and...
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...that means I can go.
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All right, great.
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Are you ha...
Are you healthy?
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Hey. Do you do, like,
hot organic-y food?
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Of course.
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What would you like?
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- Like, risotto.
- Yeah.
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Sure.
Grab a seat.
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Hey.
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Hi.
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Hey.
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It's nice to see you.
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You, too.
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Fucked me up the arse.
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What are you getting?
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Just these.
For my...
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...tiny, bleeding vagina.
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Hot.
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- You?
- Stock cubes.
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Hot.
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I hope it's a light flow.
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It never is.
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It never...
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...is.
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Listen,
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you around later?
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Yes, fucking yes, please, yes.
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Yes.
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Cool.
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Yes!
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I'm so happy with my body now.
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I don't have to define myself
by how I look
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because I've just got
a fucking great body.
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- Yeah, I can do other stuff now!
- That's so great!
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Mike wants to start
trying for a baby.
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- OK.
- No...
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I can't blow this body
on a baby, Steph.
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I'm going to have to leave him.
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Shit.
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That is not hygienic.
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- Sorry.
- Gross.
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We're leaving now.
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I suppose you should meet Hillary.
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Two years ago, I...
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OK. The most important thing is,
if you don't like it,
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- we can't take it back, OK?
- OK.
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Happy birthday.
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I'm sorry, I panicked.
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As long as I can wear it
or eat it, I'm happy.
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You can do both of those things.
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My God, did you get me a...
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- What is this?
- I...
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- What the... What is...
- I don't know.
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- What is it?
- Something to love.
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She's beautiful!
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You idiot!
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Escape artist.
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I don't feel anything
about guinea pigs,
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they're pointless,
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but Boo took Hillary
very seriously as a gift
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and, soon, everything
became guinea pig-related.
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This is an excellent one.
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Drink?
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Look, I'm sorry about the mess.
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No problem.
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Do you want some prosciutto with that?
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So reliable.
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Utterly inaccessible.
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Relentlessly profound.
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All he wants is to get you
in the bath and ask questions like...
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What are you afraid of?
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And you find yourself
saying things like...
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I guess...
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...losing the currency of youth.
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Ask me a question.
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When did you realise
you were so good looking?
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I knew I was different
when I was about nine,
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but shit got real around 11.
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Shit got real?
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You know...
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Aunts got weird.
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I have another question.
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OK.
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Do you ever feel lonely?
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Yeah.
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Of course.
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Do you?
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Never.
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Do you want some pineapple?
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Yeah.
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God, yeah!
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They're so small!
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They are so small!
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- What?
- They're so small!
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- So...
- Small!
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God, they are so fucking tiny!
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Yeah, I guess they're...
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God, they're hardly even there!
I mean, what the fuck even are they?
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Bit much.
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Excuse me!
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Yeah!
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I'm having a Harry panic.
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Madame Ovary's telling me
to run back to safe place,
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I can make baby in safe place,
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but you've got to ride it out.
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Mustn't call Ha...
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Thanks for coming.
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That's OK.
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Are you OK?
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Your message sounded urgent.
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Were you busy?
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- No, I was in the interval...
- Cool.
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- ...of Cats.
- OK. - The musical.
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Was it good?
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Really good, actually.
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Really good.
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- Sorry for interrupting.
- No, that's OK.
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I...I got the feeling
it wasn't going to end well for the cats,
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so probably good to remember them
like that before they all...
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Sorry...
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Are you OK?
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Who were you with?
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A work friend.
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A girl.
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I...
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I found this.
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Thanks.
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I didn't realise I'd left it.
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Why's your hair wet?
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Don't look at me like that.
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Like what? Like what?
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Look, I don't want to sound cold
or cruel or... You know...
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And I don't want to think
I'm just off happy at the theatre
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all the time, either, I'm not,
277
00:15:11,180 --> 00:15:12,859
but...
278
00:15:12,860 --> 00:15:14,699
I'm not going to... I just...
279
00:15:14,700 --> 00:15:17,259
If this is about us getting
back together, I was serious,
280
00:15:17,260 --> 00:15:19,459
this time I'm not just going
to come running back.
281
00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:21,780
I really just need
some time away from...
282
00:15:24,020 --> 00:15:26,099
I'm so glad you called.
283
00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:27,540
I'm so glad you picked up.
284
00:15:28,860 --> 00:15:30,300
I've missed you.
285
00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:33,700
I've missed you.
286
00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:37,860
My gosh, you feel good.
287
00:15:39,820 --> 00:15:41,739
I wish he'd just fuck me.
288
00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:43,699
All he wants to do is make love.
289
00:15:43,700 --> 00:15:44,739
Are you OK?
290
00:15:44,740 --> 00:15:46,860
Yeah, I'm really good.
I'm amazing.
291
00:15:48,100 --> 00:15:50,299
He's wasting me.
292
00:15:50,300 --> 00:15:54,379
I was once fucking this guy
who would breathe on every thrust...
293
00:15:54,380 --> 00:15:56,859
You're so young!
294
00:15:56,860 --> 00:15:59,699
I masturbate about that all the time.
295
00:15:59,700 --> 00:16:02,339
I masturbate a lot these days.
296
00:16:02,340 --> 00:16:03,940
Especially when I'm bored.
297
00:16:05,420 --> 00:16:07,579
Or angry.
298
00:16:07,580 --> 00:16:08,739
Or upset.
299
00:16:08,740 --> 00:16:09,859
Can we just...
300
00:16:09,860 --> 00:16:11,459
Or happy.
301
00:16:11,460 --> 00:16:12,859
Yeah.
302
00:16:14,220 --> 00:16:16,099
Yeah.
303
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:17,380
Amazing.
304
00:16:18,460 --> 00:16:21,219
- Shall I?
- No, could you just...
305
00:16:21,220 --> 00:16:22,579
Just stay there.
306
00:16:24,180 --> 00:16:25,579
No, don't. Just...
307
00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:31,019
Yeah.
308
00:16:31,020 --> 00:16:32,899
Yes. Just...
309
00:16:32,900 --> 00:16:34,499
Just...
310
00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:35,620
God.
311
00:16:58,580 --> 00:17:01,060
Look, I think we should
stop masturbating.
312
00:17:04,860 --> 00:17:07,939
And don't say anything yet, I just...
313
00:17:07,940 --> 00:17:11,019
I just think it might help us
focus on each other.
314
00:17:11,020 --> 00:17:12,659
You know, be more present.
315
00:17:12,660 --> 00:17:14,660
Really successful couples do it.
316
00:17:18,180 --> 00:17:19,659
I've hidden our vibrators.
317
00:17:19,660 --> 00:17:20,699
Our?
318
00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:22,139
I thought it might be fun.
319
00:17:22,140 --> 00:17:23,379
To find them?
320
00:17:23,380 --> 00:17:25,140
No, just to try and not...
321
00:17:26,340 --> 00:17:28,539
...touch ourselves, to try and...
322
00:17:28,540 --> 00:17:30,859
...save our touches...
323
00:17:30,860 --> 00:17:33,739
...for each other.
I mean, what do you think?
324
00:17:33,740 --> 00:17:35,699
Well, I think
you're being really sexy.
325
00:17:35,700 --> 00:17:39,259
- Don't!
- I'm joking.
326
00:17:39,260 --> 00:17:41,339
I never masturbate.
327
00:17:41,340 --> 00:17:42,420
I don't know how.
328
00:17:45,700 --> 00:17:48,779
Yeah, also, I thought we should try
and surprise each other
329
00:17:48,780 --> 00:17:50,939
once every day, just a, you know...
330
00:17:50,940 --> 00:17:53,259
A sweet little something,
just to keep it...
331
00:17:53,260 --> 00:17:55,539
- You know?
- Are you getting this out of a book?
332
00:17:55,540 --> 00:17:59,219
I've already planned
your first surprise, so...
333
00:17:59,220 --> 00:18:01,940
Don't eat too much before dinner.
334
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:08,580
See you later.
335
00:18:09,780 --> 00:18:12,620
And I will see you later, too.
336
00:18:23,780 --> 00:18:25,059
Hi.
337
00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:27,659
Just thought I'd pop by
for some lunch.
338
00:18:27,660 --> 00:18:29,019
Bit weird.
339
00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:30,420
Yes, well...
340
00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:35,659
How are you?
341
00:18:35,660 --> 00:18:37,299
Quiet day?
342
00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:38,659
Yeah, I'm fine.
343
00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:40,379
You OK?
You look stressed.
344
00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:41,740
Well, I'm successful, so...
345
00:18:43,740 --> 00:18:45,139
Do you have rye bread?
346
00:18:45,140 --> 00:18:48,899
No, but I have some normal bread
you can puke up after.
347
00:18:48,900 --> 00:18:50,699
Great.
348
00:18:50,700 --> 00:18:51,979
What do you want on it?
349
00:18:51,980 --> 00:18:54,499
Just tomatoes is fine.
350
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,219
Just tomatoes?
351
00:18:56,220 --> 00:18:58,179
Just a tomato sandwich?
352
00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:00,179
Yes.
Is there a problem?
353
00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:01,460
No.
354
00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:06,059
Listen, I don't want to know
anything about this surprise party,
355
00:19:06,060 --> 00:19:08,019
but, if you could just,
356
00:19:08,020 --> 00:19:11,179
have it at mine this Friday at 7:30,
that'd be great.
357
00:19:11,180 --> 00:19:13,739
I can organise it and act surprised
358
00:19:13,740 --> 00:19:15,819
but, if you could just...
359
00:19:15,820 --> 00:19:17,819
Do you know what,
why don't I just do it?
360
00:19:17,820 --> 00:19:20,699
I can organise it,
do the food, act surprised,
361
00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:22,579
and just take it off your hands.
362
00:19:22,580 --> 00:19:25,539
I mean, I can see that you're busy, so...
- OK, if you want.
363
00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:28,539
Well, I don't want to, but I think
it would be easier for everyone
364
00:19:28,540 --> 00:19:29,979
- if I could just...
- OK.
365
00:19:29,980 --> 00:19:32,379
I mean, I've done it, it's done.
366
00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:34,380
It's this Friday at 7:30 at mine.
367
00:19:35,460 --> 00:19:36,500
Great.
368
00:19:42,300 --> 00:19:43,659
How behind are you?
369
00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:45,419
If it's money that you need...
370
00:19:45,420 --> 00:19:47,699
I don't need money.
371
00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:49,260
That'll be �25, please.
372
00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:53,500
London...
373
00:19:54,620 --> 00:19:55,899
Thanks.
374
00:19:59,020 --> 00:20:01,699
Can't believe
that thing's still alive.
375
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:04,179
Any news on Harry?
376
00:20:04,180 --> 00:20:05,739
Yeah, we're back together.
377
00:20:05,740 --> 00:20:07,180
God, I can't keep up.
378
00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:15,780
Hello!
379
00:20:17,780 --> 00:20:18,980
Harry?
380
00:20:25,220 --> 00:20:27,019
Shit.
381
00:20:27,020 --> 00:20:29,499
Surprise, surprise,
surprise, surprise.
382
00:21:19,740 --> 00:21:22,219
Surprise!
383
00:21:23,980 --> 00:21:25,499
It's me! It's me! It's me!
384
00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:27,859
Why would you do that?
I thought I was going to get raped!
385
00:21:27,860 --> 00:21:30,699
I'm sorry! Baby, I'm sorry!
I thought you wanted a surprise!
386
00:21:30,700 --> 00:21:32,019
It was a ninja surprise!
387
00:21:32,020 --> 00:21:33,219
My God, my heart!
388
00:21:33,220 --> 00:21:35,020
I'm shaking so much!
My God!
389
00:21:37,180 --> 00:21:39,819
- My God! -
- My God!
390
00:21:39,820 --> 00:21:41,779
OK. It's OK.
Are you OK?
391
00:21:41,780 --> 00:21:44,219
My God.
392
00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:45,859
Did you have a good day?
393
00:21:45,860 --> 00:21:48,339
I did, yeah. Fine, thanks.
I'm so sorry.
394
00:21:48,340 --> 00:21:51,379
I'm sorry. I didn't think
you were going to react like that.
395
00:21:51,380 --> 00:21:52,899
I'm...
396
00:21:52,900 --> 00:21:54,699
I'm sorry, it was a joke.
397
00:21:54,700 --> 00:21:56,340
It was a good joke.
398
00:21:58,700 --> 00:22:00,259
Jesus.
399
00:22:00,260 --> 00:22:02,339
I thought you'd be later.
400
00:22:02,340 --> 00:22:04,659
My God!
401
00:22:04,660 --> 00:22:06,699
God, sorry!
I just had to get that out!
402
00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:08,620
I'm still in shock!
I'm still shaking!
403
00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:13,899
That was horrible.
404
00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:15,259
It was a surprise.
405
00:22:15,260 --> 00:22:16,499
I know.
406
00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:17,619
Thank you.
407
00:22:17,620 --> 00:22:18,820
It's fine.
408
00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:22,779
Shall I go and get us some wine?
409
00:22:24,100 --> 00:22:25,140
OK.
410
00:22:31,180 --> 00:22:32,539
I know what you look like!
411
00:22:32,540 --> 00:22:33,899
I know what you took!
412
00:22:33,900 --> 00:22:35,700
That is the last time!
413
00:22:38,220 --> 00:22:41,020
Splashed out on a special bottle
for a special...
414
00:22:44,420 --> 00:22:45,460
Harry?
415
00:22:46,620 --> 00:22:49,259
I had to go into the history
on my computer
416
00:22:49,260 --> 00:22:52,980
to find something I'd seen
on the H&M website this morning and...
417
00:22:54,460 --> 00:22:57,259
I don't want to point fingers but...
418
00:22:57,260 --> 00:22:59,219
...anal, gang bang,
419
00:22:59,220 --> 00:23:01,219
mature, big cock,
420
00:23:01,220 --> 00:23:03,379
small tits, hentai,
421
00:23:03,380 --> 00:23:05,099
Asian, teen,
422
00:23:05,100 --> 00:23:07,059
MILF, big butts,
423
00:23:07,060 --> 00:23:08,459
lesbian, gay,
424
00:23:08,460 --> 00:23:09,739
facial, fetish,
425
00:23:09,740 --> 00:23:11,619
bukake, young and old,
426
00:23:11,620 --> 00:23:14,699
swallow, rough, voyeur
427
00:23:14,700 --> 00:23:16,020
and public.
428
00:23:21,580 --> 00:23:23,020
Why are you being so sexy?
429
00:23:24,900 --> 00:23:26,220
Don't make me hate you.
430
00:23:27,380 --> 00:23:29,100
Loving you's painful enough.
431
00:23:32,940 --> 00:23:34,020
OK, sorry...
432
00:23:35,900 --> 00:23:38,059
...but I really think
you should write that down.
433
00:23:38,060 --> 00:23:40,019
I know it's not appropriate
but I really think
434
00:23:40,020 --> 00:23:42,059
you should write that down.
It's really good...
435
00:23:42,060 --> 00:23:44,059
- I'm not going to write down...
- No, I'm serious!
436
00:23:44,060 --> 00:23:46,659
For your songs and stuff.
It's perfect! It's poetic yet real.
437
00:23:46,660 --> 00:23:47,700
Serious.
438
00:23:58,380 --> 00:23:59,819
Don't...
439
00:23:59,820 --> 00:24:01,299
...make me...
440
00:24:01,300 --> 00:24:04,699
- Hate you.
- Yeah, I know, thank you.
441
00:24:04,700 --> 00:24:07,700
Loving you is painful...
442
00:24:09,940 --> 00:24:11,340
What am I doing?
443
00:24:13,540 --> 00:24:15,699
Look, there's someone at work
who loves me.
444
00:24:15,700 --> 00:24:18,539
Well, she told me she loves me
and I said we couldn't be together
445
00:24:18,540 --> 00:24:19,940
because I had to know.
446
00:24:21,700 --> 00:24:23,020
Do you want to be alone?
447
00:24:27,540 --> 00:24:29,140
You will never see me again.
448
00:24:31,220 --> 00:24:34,979
I'll always love you
but I just can't take it any more.
449
00:24:34,980 --> 00:24:37,700
I don't hate you, I'm scared for you.
450
00:24:40,140 --> 00:24:41,860
He's going to write that down.
451
00:24:49,740 --> 00:24:51,899
Don't hate you...
452
00:24:51,900 --> 00:24:52,940
Scared...
453
00:25:00,060 --> 00:25:04,659
I'm going to go pack my things up
from the bedroom again, but...
454
00:25:04,660 --> 00:25:06,579
I'm... I'm not going to clean.
455
00:25:06,580 --> 00:25:08,460
It's still in pretty
good shape, so...
456
00:25:10,940 --> 00:25:13,379
If I don't see you after that,
457
00:25:13,380 --> 00:25:14,420
goodbye.
458
00:25:24,780 --> 00:25:25,820
Forever.
459
00:25:32,420 --> 00:25:33,460
He'll be back.
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