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Aow!

Drag Raceis coming to Vegas

with a brand new residency.

Five nights a week, RuPaul's Drag Race Live.

-Here we go. -Yeah!

Bitch!

What we are you doing on RuPaul's Drag Race Live

is bringing the television show to the stage.

Whatever the [bleep] happens in Vegas stay in Vegas?

That's not true.

This ain't staying in Vegas.

This is out opportunity as a sisterhood

and make this amazing musical.

What drama is going on backstage?

RuPaul's Drag Race Live is definitely the hardest thing

any of us have every done.

This is a big event.

Bitches, turn this [bleep] out.

Like, what happens if we hung out more often?

Sometimes the [bleep] you looking for could be right there.

Ow!

-Aah! -Whoo!

You know, I haven't seen my mom in five years.

I'm in the coolest show in the world,

and I want her to see it.

How the [bleep] dare you!

Things backstage are, like, really tense.

I don't want what happened last night

to spill into the show.

Oh, it's spilling.

I'm entitled to be upset.

This is ridiculous.

Asia moved out of the dressing room?

All hell been swarming the theater,

ho's been fighting, yelling, whopping, and hollering.

I didn't say she was the weakest link.

-I think you did. -Can I talk to them?

Whoa.

It's also exhausting trying to convince people

to see what I see.

New York declared a state of emergency today,

and they're shutting down Broadway.

My God, what are we gonna do?

I have no idea what's going on.

What's going to happen to us?

Sounds scary.

Please, dear God,

let us be your light tonight and every night.

Amen.

10 minutes, everybody.

10 minutes to showtime.

I cannot believe it's opening night.

This is what I was made for.

The stakes for this show are so high.

To be on this stage

is such a big moment for anyone's career.

We're representing all of drag, so this has to go well.

I can't [bleep] it up.

Everybody's slightly terrified.

I don't think we're totally in control

of what's about to happen.

Where are my dance shoes?

Bitch, it's a [bleep] show backstage.

This is the moment the pampers are coming off

and we get to wear real drawers.

You get one chance to make a first impression.

This show is happening whether we're ready for it or not.

This has to be good.

RuPaul: Flamingo Las Vegas

is proud to present

RuPaul's Drag Race Live!

Um, let's rewind a little bit.

Mind your business. Keep on walking, Rebecca.

I'm Vanessa Vanjie Mateo, but everybody already knows that.

And if you don't know, bitch, I'm about to show you,

and you gonna learn and you gonna go back to HR.

We gotta bring these stripper shoes for Vegas.

In Season 10, I was the first girl out.

Miss Vanjie. Miss Vanjie.

But then when the whole Miss Vanjie thing

went haywire on social media...

Miss Vanjie.

Bitch, I made lemonade out of lemons,

and then I got invited back to Season 11.

Welcome home.

Made it all the way to the end.

And I already proved that I'm more than just a meme.

Do your homework, bitches.

Cock-a-doodle-doo!

I'm known for being at 10 all the time.

That's Brazil.

I can't diagnose myself,

but I know I got a [bleep] problem.

'Cause I can't sit still.

Silky!

Come on. I gotta go to Vegas.

You're gonna make me miss my flight, ho.

Girl, can you help me pack?

I'm about to leave and I gotta give my goodbyes.

I got what you need.

What you got me?

You bring me something? It's a little present?

Couldn't let you go without--

Where you get this from?

Don't worry. I got tricks.

The fact that we're doing a Vegas residency

and we're the first, like, drag queens

to do, like, RuPaul's Drag Race, it's like the--

Bitch, it's kind of just--

I don't even think I can wrap my mind around it.

I'm going to Vegas,

'cause you know that's every little gay boy's fantasy, too,

to go and do Showgirls.

That's one of my favorite movies, too.

Give me that. That's gonna be my new crop top. Pass it.

It's gonna be a mini skirt.

No, bitch, this fits.

Help me get it over my titties.

Yeah, yeah, you said it fit. I wanna see where it's gonna go.

I want a relationship as strong as that fabric.

-So what's the T?

You gonna be trying to get you some when you in Vegas?

Maybe for the three months while I'm there,

get me a three-month relationship.

We have to see. I don't know.

The relationship with me and Brooke Lynn is nonexistent.

Just like Britney and Justin Timberlake,

bitch, that's old news.

No, but, you know, I think we hopeless romantics.

We wanna give love a try.

Yeah.

Oh, [bleep], I don't know, girl.

I want the [bleep] notebook.

I don't want no Post-It.

All right, gimme a hug, ho.

I'll see you in a little bit.

The fact that RuPaul picked me

to be a part of the Vegas residency, I'm like...

You know, it makes you feel, like, you know,

you're the Beyoncé out of the Michelles and the Kellys.

Well, bitch, I'm gonna miss you...maybe.

We'll see.

Whatever the [bleep] happens in Vegas stay in Vegas.

That's not true.

This ain't staying in Vegas.

This is gonna air, bitch, on TV, VH1.

They gonna know what the hell happened,

whether you like it or not.

I am Asia O'Hara. I am from Dallas, Texas.

I am a professional, full-time drag queen and costume designer.

I auditioned for RuPaul's Drag Race.

Well, guys, Texas is back in the house.

I made the top four.

Now sashay away.

After that, I started touring on the Werq the Worldtour,

and I've been every place I could ever imagine and think of,

except Antarctica, which is on my list.

All Black people celebrated when Obama won the presidency.

And even though we weren't president, we felt like we were.

And so this Drag Race Liveshow is the same.

It's for every member of the queer community that does drag.

We've all made it.

So it's, you know, all of drag as a whole

is depending on us to turn it out.

What are you doing?

Just got back from class. What are you doing?

Well, I'm all packed.

Brett is my fiancée.

He is a soon-to-be nurse, originally from Kansas.

Hi, Preston!

Preston, do you wanna come to Las Vegas?

And here we are!

Well, don't get too busy.

You know we have this wedding to plan.

Oh, my God, I know.

So planning this wedding is gonna be interesting,

because I'm working full-time, and he's in school in Dallas.

We're not gonna be able to be in the same room doing stuff,

so it's just gonna have to work out.

I mean, he may have to come-- we may have to--

I don't know what we're gonna do.

It's gonna be a challenge.

Well, I miss you and I love you.

-I love you, too. -Bye.

Okay, Vegas, let's get along.

Let's just get along.

The girls that I'm working with on the Vegas cast,

I know all of them.

I auditioned for pit crew,

but this is gonna be way more fun.

And this is our time to come together

and make this really awesome show

happen on the Vegas strip.

I think it's really cool to see all of us working together

rather than, like, pitting us against each other

like we're so used to.

I like the juxtaposition of my muscles and my tattoos

against a really femme drag.

I think this is a really cool thing

that a lot of people tell me they haven't seen before.

Gimme a good squeeze, flex.

I have been seeing someone.

His name is Andre.

Andre lives in New York City.

We don't really have a title. I don't know.

He doesn't really wanna put a title on it.

I don't know, I'm happy right now, so that's good.

Being a professional drag queen traveling the world is not easy.

It's hard.

It takes up all of my time,

and I've sacrificed love in the past

because I'm not in the same city as someone.

So since I'm in one place for a while, which never happens,

so, yeah, I'm on the other side of the country,

but, like, maybe Andre and I

can figure out a schedule or something.

Like, there's gotta be, like, a solution,

like, that we can make love and my work

happen in the same universe.

-Good morning! -Hello, how are you?

-Are you ready? -Yeah, I think.

You don't look ready. You don't have your shoes on.

Well, not yet. I need coffee first.

-Do you want some? -Yes.

Kameron is my Season 10 sister.

I've probably worked with her more than anybody else,

and she's like my sense of home.

Like, I see Kameron coming in,

and I'm like, okay, I'm, like, good.

I've got my safe space here.

This rehearsal process is gonna be interesting,

because there's so much stuff that we have not been able to do

because we haven't been on the stage, we've been in a studio.

Everyone in the show has been in L.A.

Five, six, seven, eight.

Where we've been rehearsing and working nonstop.

Let's do that again.

And today is the first day

we are rehearsing on the Flamingo stage.

Okay, girl, get dressed.

Oh, my God, you're always rushing me.

-I'm not always rushing you. -Yes, you are.

You're always late.

Okay, let me throw on clothes, and then we'll go.

They were not lying when they said this city never sleeps.

Oh, there's our picture.

-So cute. -Aw.

-We made it!

The sign with a giant version of my face

and my sexy little body on it, and I'm just blown away.

I can't believe this is real.

Well, let's go, girls.

All right. Yeah.

This is home for, like, a month.

Oh, my gosh, they didn't pay the bills.

They didn't pay the bills! They didn't pay the bills!

-Oh!

Okay!

Whoa.

Okay, um, [bleep] just got real-real.

-Oh. -Werq.

Move over, Paula!

Move over, Mariah!

I feel like I'm right where I belong, bitch.

That's such a trip!

Coming up...

I really don't know if I can do this yet.

Girl, take a shot of tequila, bitch.

-Jump! -Oh, my God.

There's no way I'm comfortable doing this.

The girls are fighting.

If I'm in your house and you don't like the way I'm acting,

-then kick me the [bleep] out. -No, it's not that--

I don't like the way that you're acting.

Oh!

This is not what I signed up for.

Oh!

-Okay! -Oh, my God!

-Wow! -Whoa.

-Werq. -Those screens are so cool.

-Wow. -That's such a trip!

Hey, ladies.

Welcome, welcome, welcome to y'all's little home

for the next little while.

-Oh! -Right?

They ain't playing with us, bitch.

Yeah, what you gonna do with this right here?

This is a million dollar stage.

I'm in awe. In awe.

Okay, I'm glad the stairs are long.

They're not narrow.

It's definitely nice to be around the these girls

outside of a competition space.

Oh, it's, like, real easy.

Naomi and Kameron and I

have all worked together extensively.

Oh, yeah, you don't even have to look.

I don't know a lot about Derrick Barry.

Other than him impersonating Britney Spears,

I don't know...

He impersonates Britney Spears.

Does he do other stuff?

So I think I wanna do--

I think we should just start the walkthrough, right?

What we are doing

on RuPaul's Drag Race Live: The Musical,

is bringing the television show to the stage.

None of these queens are getting out of here tonight

until they lip sync for their mother-tucking lives.

I am the host, and the other queens

are competing for the crown each night.

Whoa, front.

No, no, no, let's do it from the top again.

Okay.

In the studio in L.A.,

we were in front of mirrors, we could see ourselves.

Now we're in a theater.

Staging and blocking has changed.

Where are our feet in all of this?

Was it left or right?

Everything is the same, but it's completely different.

Miscue. Let's go again.

Wait. Where are we supposed to be?

All the way down here? Oh, I missed that note.

[bleep].

Let's do that again. Do that again.

Good.

Aah!

-There it is. -Yeah.

You have your-- You were right.

Oh, I was right? Oh, okay.

That's a first!

Six, seven, eight.

[bleep] I love you guys, but I have to take a break.

Like, it's just a lot.

Like, I'll get it, but, like, ugh.

I know that I can dance,

but, like, this is a whole 'nother level.

This is like Dancing with the Starsdancing,

and if I'm not getting it now,

like, when am I gonna start getting it?

I have to know that I can get this,

because if I don't, I'm gonna have a panic attack.

I just can't.

I'm [bleep].

It looks good. You look good.

This is like we're on the [bleep] stage now.

Opening night is, you know, two weeks away.

If I don't start getting it, I'm not gonna [bleep] get it.

And, like, I don't wanna have to dumb it down

because I can't do it.

Like, I should be able to do this.

You're gonna get it. Trust me.

Kameron, she's her own worst enemy.

Because, girl, you don't need to be perfect.

You need to go out there and have fun.

Stop overthinking it and smile.

All right, moving on. Derrick.

Hey, Ray, is this good to go or no?

So I'll be standing on that platform, right?

Oh, my God.

I'm excited to try it.

I think we're trying that next week.

-Oh, today's the day? -Yeah.

-Oh, God! -Once you get, like--

I'm nervous!

Of course I'm doing Britney in the show.

Britney is what I do best.

It's Derrick, bitch.

I was on RuPaul's Drag Race Season 8.

-I made top five. -Derrick!

Since the show, it's, like, nonstop Britney.

You want a piece of me?

Come take a bite out of this big apple.

So for me, this is just the natural evolution.

I go on Drag Race,

and then RuPaul opens a show in Vegas and I'm in it.

There might be people that think that I don't deserve this spot,

but all I care about is RuPaul's opinion,

and looks like he thought I deserved it.

Unlike the other queens in this show,

I actually live in Las Vegas.

I came here 15 years ago,

and I stayed because I fell in love.

Well, I actually fell in love twice.

I am setting the table like it is Christmas dinner, honey.

I am in a three-way relationship.

Nick is a celebrity artist, and Mack is our other partner.

We're gonna be the hottest lesbians on the red carpet ever.

He's a model and a drag queen called Nebraska Thunder[bleep].

If this show doesn't work,

I'm gonna be back out on the road

again missing Nick and Mack.

Baby, I want the middle one.

You love to be in the middle.

I'm not gonna get into a Cirque show doing Britney.

There's not another drag show coming to the Strip,

so this show has to work.

Mm, sweet dreams.

The first 15 feet or so are a freefall.

Aah.

-Through here? -Yeah.

Wow.

You're going to step out over that catwalk

30 feet over the stage.

My hands are so sweaty.

This is like cliff-jumping into water with no water.

I don't know if I--I really don't know if I can do this yet.

Girl, take a shot of tequila, bitch. Jump!

-Oh, my God. -Come on, bitch.

Don't make me push your ass off the ledge, now.

-Take a nice step. -Okay.

-Ready? -Look straight.

Oh!

Two, one, go!

Aah!

I did it! Whoo!

I don't know what it looked like, but I did it.

Oh, my God.

I'm alive! I made it! I did it!

Derrick Barry is always so dramatic.

All right, listen up, you guys.

There's a lot of technical issues that we're having.

We have some injuries that's going on.

So if everybody could focus, we gotta get this stuff done.

And Ru will be here tomorrow, so we got a lot of work to do.

I had no warning that Ru was coming until just now.

And costumes aren't here,

we haven't run a full tech rehearsal yet.

I think Ru expects to see, like, almost a fully functional show,

and it's not at that point yet.

Coming up...

Everyone else is presenting their persona,

and then Derrick's doing the whole Britney situation.

-Pre-carved-out, predetermined. -[bleep] that [bleep].

Since, like, Season 8, Derrick and I butt heads.

Hello, Las Vegas.

-Is he here? -Oh, my God.

Oh!

-Hello. -Welcome to Voie Spa and Salon.

How may I assist you?

I have an appointment to get a pedicure.

I'm Yvie Oddly, and I am the crowned queen of Season 11.

RuPaul: Con-drag-ulations, Yvie.

My drag isn't about being perfect and polished.

It's just about this one creative idea.

RuPaul: Eye-yi-yi.

And throwing everything at the wall

until it has some form that makes me feel good.

This show is what I've been waiting for

ever since I got cast on Drag Race.

Because I've always just gotten, like, that joy

from being in the moment on the stage.

And so I just feel like

I've finally come to the place where I'm supposed to be,

and it feels so good.

I never thought professional drag queens

would be the new rockstars, but ahhhh.

-Hello. -Hey, girl.

-How are you? -Lovely.

Are you ready to relax?

Yeah, I need my claws done.

Oh, God. Heh heh heh heh.

Heh heh heh heh.

Heh heh heh heh.

Heh heh heh. Heh heh heh heh.

Heh heh heh! Heh heh heh!

Heh heh heh heh heh heh!

Heh heh heh heh!

When was your last pedicure, Yvie?

Oh, by the looks of my feet,

it was when the dinosaurs were still around.

Same.

I am Naomi Smalls.

Check your lipstick before you come for me.

Like I always say,

you cannot spell "legendary" without "legs."

I have been doing drag for seven years.

The first time I got in drag at 18 years old,

I felt unstoppable, honestly.

It's crazy to be that kid who is just obsessed with drag

ending up in the top three of RuPaul's Drag Race,

and then RuPaul's Drag Race Live.

It's a lot to live up to.

We are the very first Drag Racecast to do this,

and if we fail at this, I guess there's also, like,

150 other girls who are waiting to be in this position.

Six, seven, eight.

I've worked with all these girls in the past,

and I get along with all of them.

But there is one.

We definitely have a rocky past.

Since, like, Season 8 on Drag Race,Derrick bugs me.

It's just, like, we have a way

of, like, getting underneath each other's skin.

At least, like, when I was 21 and he was 45.

I don't know how old he is now.

Bitch, I have tough skin.

It looks like it.

And Derrick has thin...hair.

So, yeah, we'll see what this Vegas residency

does to the relationship.

I've been really wanting some feedback, period,

even if it's positive or negative.

Just so I, like, know where to go with it, you know?

I want RuPaul to like what we've done so far,

but also we're still changing stuff.

I feel, like, a little nervous and a little apprehensive.

Totally.

Oh, my God, speaking of the rehearsals,

who are you really shocked by so far?

Like, seeing go through this process?

I just know that, like, Derrick,

something about her, like, stage presence--

it's not even that it's, like, weak.

It's just not the same, like, caliber, say, like, Vanjie.

Right, like, everyone else in the show

is presenting, like, their persona,

and then Derrick's just kind of doing, like,

the whole Britney situation.

Pre-carved-out, predetermined.

Yeah, [bleep] that [bleep]. No.

For Derrick and I, the creative differences, I think,

is really where we butt heads.

What we do is completely opposite.

I like to kind of create my own world, and what--

he's, like, emulating somebody else

and, like, living in their world.

Derrick, tell me about your drag.

Well, I don't really have a drag style.

There is no Derrick Barry, there is Britney Spears.

That sucked.

But actually, I'm really glad

I've gotten the chance to work with her,

because she always just seems, like,

really ready to tackle whatever is being thrown at her.

Totally.

They're like, "Derrick, you're jumping out of the ceiling,

and you might die."

And she's like, "Okay, I guess I'll do it, then."

And then right after, she's like, "Oh, I love this!"

It's hokey.

-Yeah! -It's so hokey.

Doom/gloom.

All right, ladies, it's time to get ready.

If you stay ready, you don't gotta get ready.

Oh, I have been ready since I got caught

wearing my mama's heels at four years old, thanks.

Let's go from the top again.

Everyone is a little on edge today

because Ru is coming, and we're not ready.

We're not nowhere close to being ready.

Oh, my God, is this the part of the episode

where we talk about our sad childhood?

No, this is the part of the episode where we--

Hi-ee.

Hey, hey, hey!

Hellurrr!

-You made it, baby. -Hello, Las Vegas.

Is he here?

Girl, she's out there, and she's sitting by Jamal.

-Oh, my God. -Shut up!

This is just as scary as competing on Drag Race.

Ru's right there judging us, and that's terrifying now,

because there's still gonna be so many [bleep]-ups,

and Ru's whole thing is don't [bleep] it up.

Coming up...

Hey, Yvie, Yvie, come here.

I wanna talk to you, drag daddy.

In my experience, being singled out,

like, at the end of the meeting is never a good thing.

Hi-ee.

Hello, Las Vegas.

Is he here?

Girl, she's out there, and she's sitting by Jamal.

-Oh, my God. -Shut up!

This is, like, kind of our first time to run it from the top.

-Okay. -Yeah.

So we might have little bumps and bruises on this one.

I'm familiar with bumps and bruises.

-How about that? -Yes.

In fact, I insist on bumps and bruises.

I'm not mad at that.

Let's go, girls. Come on, let's go.

All right, let's get it.

Places, please. Here we go.

Flamingo Las Vegas

is proud to present RuPaul's Drag Race Live!

I love Las Vegas.

The most exquisite talent in the world

with the finest shows in entertainment

is on that strip.

Wind, wind, wind, wind.

So these queens better turn it out.

And that's what we're up to right now.

All right, so let's bring out the dancers.

-You've got notes. -Yep.

I've had some notes.

The stakes are high on this show,

the live version of the show,

because people love Drag Race, the television show.

Will we be able to translate that same excitement

into a live show?

Ladies, I wanna talk to you.

I've got some notes.

You never know. You never know.

It's a crap shoot. Pun intended.

This looks like a show that could go on Broadway.

Now, Broadway in Pasadena, but...

There is a Broadway in Pasadena, but...

So just a few things.

There's a talking part where you guys are freestyle talking.

You know, there's gonna be--

the audience is gonna laugh at some of those lines,

so you'll know to pause.

So, Naomi, when you say "check my bag, sir,"

that is to Derrick, because that's the joke.

Excuse me, sir, can you help me with these bags?

And then, Asia, you should be off-script right now, girl.

You've got to learn your lines.

Uh...sorry.

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch.

Kameron, your salsa number looks a little manic.

You gotta tighten up those steps.

To be on this stage is such a big moment for anyone's career,

so I can't [bleep] it up.

I can't.

Naomi, you missed your entrance cue on your solo number.

Missed cue. Let's go. Let's go again.

Remember to always play to the house.

They're here to see you, they wanna see your purdy faces,

and they wanna see your fat asses.

Are you all hearing me on that?

-Yeah. -Yeah, yeah.

Ru has a lot of notes,

and the show opens in less than two weeks,

so the pressure is on for us to get our [bleep] together.

Oh, guys, just one more note.

Wait a minute. Can you smell that?

Wait. Can you smell that?

No, you know what it is?

Your pussies are on fire.

All of you.

Your pussies, they're all on fire.

-Yeah. -Smoking.

All right. Well, kids, you go on and do your thing,

and I will talk to you later.

-Thanks, Ru! -Yes, yes.

Hey, Yvie. Yvie, come here. I wanna talk to you, drag daddy.

In my experience,

being singled out, like, at the end of a meeting

is never a good thing.

Did you hurt your leg?

Yeah, I hurt it stepping into the shower last night.

Oh, really?

And how are you feeling

with your health and everything?

You know, it's good enough to keep me going,

so I'm not really worrying about it.

I have a condition called Ehlers-Danlos syndrome.

So I don't produce and I don't retain a lot of collagen,

so my skin is extra stretchy.

Like, I'm really flexible everywhere.

But that also means

that my joints are in rapid deterioration.

Living with this condition,

especially in high heels as a drag queen,

especially as a stunt queen,

is the worst thing I could be doing for my body.

But I love drag too much to quit.

That's why I try not to think about it too much, though.

You don't wanna worry about it,

but, I mean, you gotta look after it,

and this is a lot of work.

I know. That's kind of why I've been ignoring it, though,

is because I'm afraid that if I go to the doctor,

they're just gonna tell me that I have to, like, tone back,

and I'm not ready yet.

Well, Yvie, you know, knowledge is power,

and you wanna be powerful.

Have you gone to the doctor and they said pull back?

-They have? -Yeah.

And do you see the same doctor all the time?

I actually haven't seen a doctor

in, like, 10 years because of it.

Oh, my goodness, Yvie.

I need you to see the doctor.

We got a lot riding on this show and a lot riding on you,

and I need you to be healthy and in a good space.

Aside from random sexual health checkups,

I honestly haven't been to a doctor in 10 years

because the last time I went, it was really discouraging.

They basically told me

that there's nothing I can do for my condition

except stop being so active.

It sounded terrible to 15-year-old me.

It sounds terrible to 26-year-old me.

I believe in you, and I know you can do this,

and I just need you to be healthy.

-Thank you. -I love you, baby.

Thank you so much. I'm so proud of you.

Thank you.

All right, talk later.

Coming up...

I'm just really stressed out.

For RuPaul to give notes

that my salsa footwork isn't good,

it just shows that I don't know how to salsa.

And I don't know.

I don't know if I made a mistake doing this.

Hola!

Hola. Como estas?

I'm breathing, so I can't complain.

Being 3,000 miles away from someone

makes dating really hard.

-I miss you. -Yeah.

So I'm trying to learn how to be receptive to that,

whether it's a text, you Facetime.

Like, you just want them to be a part of your day.

I know. I'm so excited. I wish you were here now.

I understand.

Honestly, it's probably good

that you're not here opening night,

because I'm just really stressed out.

I knew it was gonna be a challenge.

You know me, I've never taken a dance class, I've never--

and I'm supposed to be known as a dancer,

but I'm not really a dancer.

I just fake it really well.

And for RuPaul to sit in the audience front row

and give notes that my salsa footwork isn't good,

it just shows that I don't know how to salsa.

And I don't know. I don't know if I made a mistake doing this.

Well, if rehearsals weren't stressful enough,

the girls are fighting right now.

Well, last night, Derrick invited us over to his house

to, like, have a get-together.

-Hi! -Oh!

And there was drinking, having fun,

and then Derrick trudges through the past

and, like, brings up this, like, [bleep].

One thing I've never addressed is when you went and did a show,

and you said something about

"If you're a Derrick Barry fan, you must be brain dead."

Oh, wow.

I'm not expecting you to come out and impersonate anybody,

because I don't know what you can do.

Well, we do know that it's not Tiffany Pollard.

All right, now you being shady. Don't do that.

Oh!

For some reason, Nebraska found it funny

to bring up Naomi's Tiffany Pollard Snatch Game.

When I think of Pride, I think of my hair.

So I guess we're just digging for reads now.

No, I can take a read.

But just because you're 6'5" does not mean you're fierce.

Oh!

And now I guess the library doors are open.

I don't know what you want from me.

I don't want you to be such a bitch.

Oh. If I'm in your house

and you don't like the way I'm acting,

then kick me the [bleep] out.

I don't like the way that you're acting.

Excuse me?

I know that Naomi is still pissed,

and I know Derrick is still mad, too.

And so we have all this negative energy

on top of trying to make the show happen,

and it's just exhausting.

This is not what I signed up for.

Yeah.

-What's up, sexy?

So today we are in dress, hair, and makeup rehearsal,

getting ready for tomorrow's tech rehearsal.

So I am a little sad that I missed the party.

It sounds like some [bleep] went down.

Word on the curb.

It just sounds like everyone needs to grow up a little bit.

Oh, I completely agree.

All hell broke loose last night,

and I think I'm still drunk.

I can taste the liquor still.

Thanks, Renée. That looks great.

-You're welcome. -Yes. Oh, I love it.

Thank you, yeah.

I feel really bad

that everything kind of went left at my party.

Well, then I will see my way out.

I don't want it to be that way.

It doesn't need to turn into "see myself out."

Things have always been tense between me and Naomi,

going all the way back to Season 8.

Why do you guys hate each other?

I do not like his drag.

And I don't want any bad energy between us

going into opening night.

I don't know how you guys feel,

but I feel like we've been rehearsing too much

and not having enough fun,

so I think that we should go gambling tonight.

Let's just stay in drag, and we'll drink.

I've never gambled. I'm up for it.

Well, if we go out tonight,

hopefully Naomi and I can get back on a good page.

Maybe not the same page, but at least a good page.

So we should invite everybody though, right?

Yeah.

Sometimes it's nice just to have a couple drinks

and make up by just having fun.

-Gamble here in the casino? -Yeah.

I don't know. I've never gambled before.

-Ever? -Never a day in my life.

But I will--I will--I will try.

Should I text Naomi?

Let me text Naomi right now.

Oh, if she accidentally doesn't get that text, I don't mind.

Oh!

I'll let Naomi know she's not invited.

No, let Naomi know she is.

I'm just saying

I have to go back over and finish getting ready.

And so when she comes back, just let her know.

-Okay. -Okay.

I do want Naomi to come. I do.

I think it'd be fun.

I think all six of us should be there.

-All right. -Okay?

She don't want Naomi to come.

Girl, y'all already know

tonight is gonna be something else with these girls.

Let's go gambling, ladies!

Derrick and I have not hashed out

what's happened at the party,

but I really don't have a problem with Derrick.

As long as she keeps her six-four

and unfierce boyfriend away from me, we'll be fine.

Very nice to meet you. Naomi.

-Hello. How you doing? -Hi.

-Oh, I love your makeup. -Thank you.

I have no idea what I'm doing. Have you ever played this?

I've never played craps.

I feel like craps might be a heterosexual game,

because I have no idea what I'm doing.

It's just so many numbers.

-Here we go! -Kapow!

Oh, seven!

I just lost $50.

Come on, now.

You can do it. Put your back into it!

Aah! We made money?

Yvie, you're the lucky one.

Oh, this has never happened!

Yeah, she won!

Wait, what? My come number is gone?

-Yeah. -Yes.

I got a text from my boyfriend Mack,

who is my girlfriend Nebraska.

And she just got done with a photo shoot.

As soon as I see it, I'm, like, what do I do?

But why not see if I can bring the girls together?

We haven't been since my party,

and we know that that didn't go extremely well.

But now that we're in drag,

maybe we can all have fun together.

Let's take life less seriously.

Hey, Mack, you know, Nebraska just finished a gig

and wants to come over.

Do you think that would be a problem with Naomi?

I mean...

I'm, like, I don't care.

What? I heard my name.

I mean, just ask her. I don't know.

Nebraska just finished a photo shoot

and wanted to meet up with us.

Is that a problem?

I mean, it's your man.

Well, I think right now she's my woman.

-We'll be here. -We'll be here?

We'll be here, you'll be here.

Will you stay?

I know this might be awkward,

but I really want my show sisters

to blend with my home life.

Yeah, let's go get some drinks and other [bleep].

-All right. -Yeah.

Ugh. Why?

Of course G.I. Jane wants to crash the party.

We had issues at the party last night,

and they're still fresh, and I don't like being around haters.

I have no idea what we did.

I have no clue what's going on.

-No idea. -Yeah.

I made some colors, I lost some colors.

They're not colors.

I'm playing one penny at a time.

Girl, you'll be here all day trying to do something.

Hi!

I thought I would find you here.

Playing slots?

Hopefully you're not gambling all of our money away.

We were, much to my surprise, having an excellent time.

Why is Nebraska here?

You want something to drink?

Sure.

Girl.

Tequila, tequila, tequila.

Next time onRuPaul's Drag Race Vegas Revue....

Naomi, if you don't like me, I don't really care.

Okay, wait, wait, wait. Why are you here?

-Asia-- -Why are you here?

Let's just say this ship sank quicker than the Titanic.

Derrick being your partner is becoming a [bleep] issue.

What's going on with you?

It's been kind of tense.

We have some drama happening backstage.

Aah!

For me to miss the whole number like that is not okay.

The show opens tomorrow.

I'm gonna have a panic attack.

You know, I haven't seen my mom in five years.

The original problem with my mom was coming out.

And she's like, "What the [bleep] are you doing?"

I mean, I'm in the coolest show in the world,

and I want her to see it.

Welcome to RuPaul's Drag Race Live.

It's opening night, and everybody's terrified.

Something's gonna [bleep] up tonight.

10 minutes, everybody.

-Where's Naomi? -Where the hell is Naomi?

-Gotta go, guys. -Maybe Ru is rethinking.

Hmm, was Naomi the best choice?