All language subtitles for RuPauls.Drag.Race.Vegas.Revue.S01E01

Aow!

Drag Raceis coming to Vegas

with a brand new residency.

Five nights a week,
RuPaul's Drag Race Live.

-Here we go.
-Yeah!

Bitch!

What we are you doing
on RuPaul's Drag Race Live

is bringing the television show
to the stage.

Whatever the [bleep] happens
in Vegas stay in Vegas?

That's not true.

This ain't staying in Vegas.

This is out opportunity
as a sisterhood

and make this amazing musical.

What drama
is going on backstage?

RuPaul's Drag Race Live
is definitely the hardest thing

any of us have every done.

This is a big event.

Bitches, turn this [bleep] out.

Like, what happens
if we hung out more often?

Sometimes the [bleep] you
looking for could be right
there.

Ow!

-Aah!
-Whoo!

You know, I haven't seen my mom
in five years.

I'm in the coolest show
in the world,

and I want her to see it.

How the [bleep] dare you!

Things backstage
are, like, really tense.

I don't want
what happened last night

to spill into the show.

Oh, it's spilling.

I'm entitled to be upset.

This is ridiculous.

Asia moved out
of the dressing room?

All hell
been swarming the theater,

ho's been fighting, yelling,
whopping, and hollering.

I didn't say
she was the weakest link.

-I think you did.
-Can I talk to them?

Whoa.

It's also exhausting
trying to convince people

to see what I see.

New York declared
a state of emergency today,

and they're
shutting down Broadway.

My God, what are we gonna do?

I have no idea
what's going on.

What's going to happen to us?

Sounds scary.

Please, dear God,

let us be your light
tonight and every night.

Amen.

10 minutes, everybody.

10 minutes to showtime.

I cannot believe
it's opening night.

This is what I was made for.

The stakes for this show
are so high.

To be on this stage

is such a big moment
for anyone's career.

We're representing all of drag,
so this has to go well.

I can't [bleep] it up.

Everybody's slightly terrified.

I don't think
we're totally in control

of what's about to happen.

Where are my dance shoes?

Bitch, it's a [bleep] show
backstage.

This is the moment
the pampers are coming off

and we get to wear real drawers.

You get one chance
to make a first impression.

This show is happening whether
we're ready for it or not.

This has to be good.

RuPaul: Flamingo Las Vegas

is proud to present

RuPaul's Drag Race Live!

Um, let's rewind a little bit.

Mind your business.
Keep on walking, Rebecca.

I'm Vanessa Vanjie Mateo, but
everybody already knows that.

And if you don't know,
bitch, I'm about to show you,

and you gonna learn
and you gonna go back to HR.

We gotta bring these
stripper shoes for Vegas.

In Season 10,
I was the first girl out.

Miss Vanjie. Miss Vanjie.

But then when
the whole Miss Vanjie thing

went haywire on social media...

Miss Vanjie.

Bitch, I made lemonade
out of lemons,

and then I got invited back
to Season 11.

Welcome home.

Made it all the way to the end.

And I already proved
that I'm more than just a meme.

Do your homework, bitches.

Cock-a-doodle-doo!

I'm known for being at 10
all the time.

That's Brazil.

I can't diagnose myself,

but I know
I got a [bleep] problem.

'Cause I can't sit still.

Silky!

Come on.
I gotta go to Vegas.

You're gonna make me
miss my flight, ho.

Girl, can you help me pack?

I'm about to leave
and I gotta give my goodbyes.

I got what you need.

What you got me?

You bring me something?
It's a little present?

Couldn't let you go without--

Where you get this from?

Don't worry. I got tricks.

The fact that
we're doing a Vegas residency

and we're the first,
like, drag queens

to do, like, RuPaul's Drag Race,
it's like the--

Bitch, it's kind of just--

I don't even think I can
wrap my mind around it.

I'm going to Vegas,

'cause you know that's every
little gay boy's fantasy, too,

to go and do Showgirls.

That's one
of my favorite movies, too.

Give me that. That's gonna be
my new crop top. Pass it.

It's gonna be a mini skirt.

No, bitch, this fits.

Help me get it over my titties.

Yeah, yeah, you said it fit.
I wanna see where it's gonna go.

I want a relationship
as strong as that fabric.

-So what's the T?

You gonna be trying to get
you some when you in Vegas?

Maybe for the three months
while I'm there,

get me
a three-month relationship.

We have to see.
I don't know.

The relationship with me
and Brooke Lynn is nonexistent.

Just like Britney
and Justin Timberlake,

bitch, that's old news.

No, but, you know,
I think we hopeless romantics.

We wanna give love a try.

Yeah.

Oh, [bleep], I don't know, girl.

I want the [bleep]
notebook.

I don't want no Post-It.

All right, gimme a hug, ho.

I'll see you in a little bit.

The fact that RuPaul picked me

to be a part of
the Vegas residency, I'm like...

You know, it makes you feel,
like, you know,

you're the Beyoncé out of
the Michelles and the Kellys.

Well, bitch,
I'm gonna miss you...maybe.

We'll see.

Whatever the [bleep]
happens in Vegas stay in Vegas.

That's not true.

This ain't staying in Vegas.

This is gonna air, bitch,
on TV, VH1.

They gonna know
what the hell happened,

whether you like it or not.

I am Asia O'Hara.
I am from Dallas, Texas.

I am a professional, full-time
drag queen and costume designer.

I auditioned
for RuPaul's Drag Race.

Well, guys, Texas
is back in the house.

I made the top four.

Now sashay away.

After that, I started touring
on the Werq the Worldtour,

and I've been every place I
could ever imagine and think of,

except Antarctica,
which is on my list.

All Black people celebrated
when Obama won the presidency.

And even though we weren't
president, we felt like we were.

And so this Drag Race Liveshow
is the same.

It's for every member of the
queer community that does drag.

We've all made it.

So it's, you know,
all of drag as a whole

is depending on us
to turn it out.

What are you doing?

Just got back from class.
What are you doing?

Well, I'm all packed.

Brett is my fiancée.

He is a soon-to-be nurse,
originally from Kansas.

Hi, Preston!

Preston, do you wanna come
to Las Vegas?

And here we are!

Well, don't get too busy.

You know we have
this wedding to plan.

Oh, my God, I know.

So planning this wedding
is gonna be interesting,

because I'm working full-time,
and he's in school in Dallas.

We're not gonna be able to be
in the same room doing stuff,

so it's just
gonna have to work out.

I mean, he may have to come--
we may have to--

I don't know
what we're gonna do.

It's gonna be a challenge.

Well, I miss you and I love you.

-I love you, too.
-Bye.

Okay, Vegas, let's get along.

Let's just get along.

The girls that I'm working with
on the Vegas cast,

I know all of them.

I auditioned for pit crew,

but this is gonna be
way more fun.

And this is our time
to come together

and make
this really awesome show

happen on the Vegas strip.

I think it's really cool to see
all of us working together

rather than, like,
pitting us against each other

like we're so used to.

I like the juxtaposition
of my muscles and my tattoos

against a really femme drag.

I think
this is a really cool thing

that a lot of people tell me
they haven't seen before.

Gimme a good squeeze, flex.

I have been seeing someone.

His name is Andre.

Andre lives in New York City.

We don't really have a title.
I don't know.

He doesn't really wanna
put a title on it.

I don't know, I'm happy
right now, so that's good.

Being a professional drag queen
traveling the world is not easy.

It's hard.

It takes up all of my time,

and I've sacrificed love
in the past

because I'm not in the same city
as someone.

So since I'm in one place for
a while, which never happens,

so, yeah, I'm on the other side
of the country,

but, like, maybe Andre and I

can figure out a schedule
or something.

Like, there's gotta be,
like, a solution,

like, that we can make love
and my work

happen in the same universe.

-Good morning!
-Hello, how are you?

-Are you ready?
-Yeah, I think.

You don't look ready.
You don't have your shoes on.

Well, not yet.
I need coffee first.

-Do you want some?
-Yes.

Kameron is my Season 10 sister.

I've probably worked with her
more than anybody else,

and she's like my sense of home.

Like, I see Kameron coming in,

and I'm like, okay,
I'm, like, good.

I've got my safe space here.

This rehearsal process
is gonna be interesting,

because there's so much stuff
that we have not been able to do

because we haven't been on the
stage, we've been in a studio.

Everyone in the show
has been in L.A.

Five, six, seven, eight.

Where we've been rehearsing
and working nonstop.

Let's do that again.

And today is the first day

we are rehearsing
on the Flamingo stage.

Okay, girl, get dressed.

Oh, my God,
you're always rushing me.

-I'm not always rushing you.
-Yes, you are.

You're always late.

Okay, let me throw on clothes,
and then we'll go.

They were not lying when they
said this city never sleeps.

Oh, there's our picture.

-So cute.
-Aw.

-We made it!

The sign with a giant version
of my face

and my sexy little body on it,
and I'm just blown away.

I can't believe this is real.

Well, let's go, girls.

All right. Yeah.

This is home for, like, a month.

Oh, my gosh,
they didn't pay the bills.

They didn't pay the bills!
They didn't pay the bills!

-Oh!

Okay!

Whoa.

Okay, um, [bleep]
just got real-real.

-Oh.
-Werq.

Move over, Paula!

Move over, Mariah!

I feel like I'm
right where I belong, bitch.

That's such a trip!

Coming up...

I really don't know
if I can do this yet.

Girl, take a shot of tequila,
bitch.

-Jump!
-Oh, my God.

There's no way
I'm comfortable doing this.

The girls are fighting.

If I'm in your house and you
don't like the way I'm acting,

-then kick me the [bleep] out.
-No, it's not that--

I don't like the way
that you're acting.

Oh!

This is not
what I signed up for.

Oh!

-Okay!
-Oh, my God!

-Wow!
-Whoa.

-Werq.
-Those screens are so cool.

-Wow.
-That's such a trip!

Hey, ladies.

Welcome, welcome, welcome
to y'all's little home

for the next little while.

-Oh!
-Right?

They ain't playing with us,
bitch.

Yeah, what you gonna do
with this right here?

This is a million dollar stage.

I'm in awe. In awe.

Okay, I'm glad
the stairs are long.

They're not narrow.

It's definitely nice
to be around the these girls

outside of a competition space.

Oh, it's, like, real easy.

Naomi and Kameron and I

have all worked together
extensively.

Oh, yeah,
you don't even have to look.

I don't know
a lot about Derrick Barry.

Other than him
impersonating Britney Spears,

I don't know...

He impersonates Britney Spears.

Does he do other stuff?

So I think I wanna do--

I think we should just
start the walkthrough, right?

What we are doing

on RuPaul's Drag Race Live:
The Musical,

is bringing the television show
to the stage.

None of these queens
are getting out of here tonight

until they lip sync
for their mother-tucking lives.

I am the host,
and the other queens

are competing for the crown
each night.

Whoa, front.

No, no, no,
let's do it from the top again.

Okay.

In the studio in L.A.,

we were in front of mirrors,
we could see ourselves.

Now we're in a theater.

Staging and blocking
has changed.

Where are our feet
in all of this?

Was it left or right?

Everything is the same,
but it's completely different.

Miscue.
Let's go again.

Wait. Where are we
supposed to be?

All the way down here?
Oh, I missed that note.

[bleep].

Let's do that again.
Do that again.

Good.

Aah!

-There it is.
-Yeah.

You have your--
You were right.

Oh, I was right?
Oh, okay.

That's a first!

Six, seven, eight.

[bleep] I love you guys,
but I have to take a break.

Like, it's just a lot.

Like, I'll get it,
but, like, ugh.

I know that I can dance,

but, like, this is
a whole 'nother level.

This is like Dancing
with the Starsdancing,

and if I'm not getting it now,

like, when am I
gonna start getting it?

I have to know
that I can get this,

because if I don't,
I'm gonna have a panic attack.

I just can't.

I'm [bleep].

It looks good.
You look good.

This is like
we're on the [bleep] stage now.

Opening night is, you know,
two weeks away.

If I don't start getting it,
I'm not gonna [bleep] get it.

And, like, I don't wanna
have to dumb it down

because I can't do it.

Like, I should
be able to do this.

You're gonna get it.
Trust me.

Kameron,
she's her own worst enemy.

Because, girl, you don't need
to be perfect.

You need to go out there
and have fun.

Stop overthinking it and smile.

All right, moving on.
Derrick.

Hey, Ray,
is this good to go or no?

So I'll be standing
on that platform, right?

Oh, my God.

I'm excited to try it.

I think we're trying that
next week.

-Oh, today's the day?
-Yeah.

-Oh, God!
-Once you get, like--

I'm nervous!

Of course I'm doing Britney
in the show.

Britney is what I do best.

It's Derrick, bitch.

I was on RuPaul's Drag Race
Season 8.

-I made top five.
-Derrick!

Since the show,
it's, like, nonstop Britney.

You want a piece of me?

Come take a bite
out of this big apple.

So for me, this is just
the natural evolution.

I go on Drag Race,

and then RuPaul opens a show
in Vegas and I'm in it.

There might be people that think
that I don't deserve this spot,

but all I care about
is RuPaul's opinion,

and looks like
he thought I deserved it.

Unlike the other queens
in this show,

I actually live in Las Vegas.

I came here 15 years ago,

and I stayed
because I fell in love.

Well, I actually
fell in love twice.

I am setting the table like
it is Christmas dinner, honey.

I am in
a three-way relationship.

Nick is a celebrity artist,
and Mack is our other partner.

We're gonna be the hottest
lesbians on the red carpet ever.

He's a model and a drag queen
called Nebraska Thunder[bleep].

If this show doesn't work,

I'm gonna be
back out on the road

again missing Nick and Mack.

Baby, I want the middle one.

You love to be in the middle.

I'm not gonna get into
a Cirque show doing Britney.

There's not another drag show
coming to the Strip,

so this show has to work.

Mm, sweet dreams.

The first 15 feet or so
are a freefall.

Aah.

-Through here?
-Yeah.

Wow.

You're going to step out
over that catwalk

30 feet over the stage.

My hands are so sweaty.

This is like cliff-jumping
into water with no water.

I don't know if I--I really
don't know if I can do this yet.

Girl, take a shot
of tequila, bitch. Jump!

-Oh, my God.
-Come on, bitch.

Don't make me push your ass
off the ledge, now.

-Take a nice step.
-Okay.

-Ready?
-Look straight.

Oh!

Two, one, go!

Aah!

I did it! Whoo!

I don't know what
it looked like, but I did it.

Oh, my God.

I'm alive! I made it!
I did it!

Derrick Barry
is always so dramatic.

All right, listen up, you guys.

There's a lot of technical
issues that we're having.

We have some injuries
that's going on.

So if everybody could focus,
we gotta get this stuff done.

And Ru will be here tomorrow,
so we got a lot of work to do.

I had no warning that Ru
was coming until just now.

And costumes aren't here,

we haven't run
a full tech rehearsal yet.

I think Ru expects to see, like,
almost a fully functional show,

and it's not at that point yet.

Coming up...

Everyone else
is presenting their persona,

and then Derrick's doing
the whole Britney situation.

-Pre-carved-out, predetermined.
-[bleep] that [bleep].

Since, like, Season 8,
Derrick and I butt heads.

Hello, Las Vegas.

-Is he here?
-Oh, my God.

Oh!

-Hello.
-Welcome to Voie Spa and Salon.

How may I assist you?

I have an appointment
to get a pedicure.

I'm Yvie Oddly, and I am
the crowned queen of Season 11.

RuPaul:
Con-drag-ulations, Yvie.

My drag isn't about
being perfect and polished.

It's just about
this one creative idea.

RuPaul: Eye-yi-yi.

And throwing everything
at the wall

until it has some form
that makes me feel good.

This show is what
I've been waiting for

ever since I got cast
on Drag Race.

Because I've always just gotten,
like, that joy

from being in the moment
on the stage.

And so I just feel like

I've finally come to the place
where I'm supposed to be,

and it feels so good.

I never thought
professional drag queens

would be the new rockstars,
but ahhhh.

-Hello.
-Hey, girl.

-How are you?
-Lovely.

Are you ready to relax?

Yeah, I need my claws done.

Oh, God. Heh heh heh heh.

Heh heh heh heh.

Heh heh heh heh.

Heh heh heh.
Heh heh heh heh.

Heh heh heh!
Heh heh heh!

Heh heh heh heh heh heh!

Heh heh heh heh!

When was your last pedicure,
Yvie?

Oh, by the looks of my feet,

it was when the dinosaurs
were still around.

Same.

I am Naomi Smalls.

Check your lipstick
before you come for me.

Like I always say,

you cannot spell "legendary"
without "legs."

I have been doing drag
for seven years.

The first time I got in drag
at 18 years old,

I felt unstoppable, honestly.

It's crazy to be that kid
who is just obsessed with drag

ending up in the top three
of RuPaul's Drag Race,

and then
RuPaul's Drag Race Live.

It's a lot to live up to.

We are the very first
Drag Racecast to do this,

and if we fail at this,
I guess there's also, like,

150 other girls who are waiting
to be in this position.

Six, seven, eight.

I've worked with all these girls
in the past,

and I get along
with all of them.

But there is one.

We definitely have a rocky past.

Since, like, Season 8
on Drag Race,Derrick bugs me.

It's just, like, we have a way

of, like, getting underneath
each other's skin.

At least, like, when I was 21
and he was 45.

I don't know how old he is now.

Bitch, I have tough skin.

It looks like it.

And Derrick has thin...hair.

So, yeah, we'll see
what this Vegas residency

does to the relationship.

I've been really wanting
some feedback, period,

even if it's positive
or negative.

Just so I, like, know
where to go with it, you know?

I want RuPaul to like
what we've done so far,

but also we're still
changing stuff.

I feel, like, a little nervous
and a little apprehensive.

Totally.

Oh, my God,
speaking of the rehearsals,

who are you really shocked by
so far?

Like, seeing
go through this process?

I just know that,
like, Derrick,

something about her,
like, stage presence--

it's not even
that it's, like, weak.

It's just not the same, like,
caliber, say, like, Vanjie.

Right, like,
everyone else in the show

is presenting,
like, their persona,

and then Derrick's
just kind of doing, like,

the whole Britney situation.

Pre-carved-out, predetermined.

Yeah, [bleep] that [bleep]. No.

For Derrick and I, the
creative differences, I think,

is really where we butt heads.

What we do
is completely opposite.

I like to kind of create
my own world, and what--

he's, like,
emulating somebody else

and, like,
living in their world.

Derrick, tell me
about your drag.

Well, I don't really
have a drag style.

There is no Derrick Barry,
there is Britney Spears.

That sucked.

But actually, I'm really glad

I've gotten the chance
to work with her,

because she always
just seems, like,

really ready to tackle
whatever is being thrown at her.

Totally.

They're like, "Derrick, you're
jumping out of the ceiling,

and you might die."

And she's like, "Okay,
I guess I'll do it, then."

And then right after,
she's like, "Oh, I love this!"

It's hokey.

-Yeah!
-It's so hokey.

Doom/gloom.

All right, ladies,
it's time to get ready.

If you stay ready,
you don't gotta get ready.

Oh, I have been ready
since I got caught

wearing my mama's heels
at four years old, thanks.

Let's go from the top again.

Everyone
is a little on edge today

because Ru is coming,
and we're not ready.

We're not nowhere close
to being ready.

Oh, my God, is this
the part of the episode

where we talk about
our sad childhood?

No, this is the part
of the episode where we--

Hi-ee.

Hey, hey, hey!

Hellurrr!

-You made it, baby.
-Hello, Las Vegas.

Is he here?

Girl, she's out there,
and she's sitting by Jamal.

-Oh, my God.
-Shut up!

This is just as scary
as competing on Drag Race.

Ru's right there judging us,
and that's terrifying now,

because there's still
gonna be so many [bleep]-ups,

and Ru's whole thing
is don't [bleep] it up.

Coming up...

Hey, Yvie, Yvie, come here.

I wanna talk to you,
drag daddy.

In my experience,
being singled out,

like, at the end of the meeting
is never a good thing.

Hi-ee.

Hello, Las Vegas.

Is he here?

Girl, she's out there,
and she's sitting by Jamal.

-Oh, my God.
-Shut up!

This is, like, kind of our first
time to run it from the top.

-Okay.
-Yeah.

So we might have little bumps
and bruises on this one.

I'm familiar
with bumps and bruises.

-How about that?
-Yes.

In fact, I insist
on bumps and bruises.

I'm not mad at that.

Let's go, girls.
Come on, let's go.

All right, let's get it.

Places, please.
Here we go.

Flamingo Las Vegas

is proud to present
RuPaul's Drag Race Live!

I love Las Vegas.

The most exquisite talent
in the world

with the finest shows
in entertainment

is on that strip.

Wind, wind, wind, wind.

So these queens
better turn it out.

And that's what
we're up to right now.

All right, so let's
bring out the dancers.

-You've got notes.
-Yep.

I've had some notes.

The stakes are high
on this show,

the live version of the show,

because people love Drag Race,
the television show.

Will we be able to translate
that same excitement

into a live show?

Ladies, I wanna talk to you.

I've got some notes.

You never know.
You never know.

It's a crap shoot.
Pun intended.

This looks like a show
that could go on Broadway.

Now, Broadway in Pasadena,
but...

There is a Broadway
in Pasadena, but...

So just a few things.

There's a talking part where
you guys are freestyle talking.

You know, there's gonna be--

the audience is gonna laugh
at some of those lines,

so you'll know to pause.

So, Naomi, when you say
"check my bag, sir,"

that is to Derrick,
because that's the joke.

Excuse me, sir, can you
help me with these bags?

And then, Asia, you should
be off-script right now, girl.

You've got to learn your lines.

Uh...sorry.

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch.

Kameron, your salsa number
looks a little manic.

You gotta tighten up
those steps.

To be on this stage is such a
big moment for anyone's career,

so I can't [bleep] it up.

I can't.

Naomi, you missed your entrance
cue on your solo number.

Missed cue.
Let's go. Let's go again.

Remember to always
play to the house.

They're here to see you,
they wanna see your purdy faces,

and they wanna see
your fat asses.

Are you all hearing me on that?

-Yeah.
-Yeah, yeah.

Ru has a lot of notes,

and the show opens
in less than two weeks,

so the pressure is on
for us to get our [bleep]
together.

Oh, guys, just one more note.

Wait a minute.
Can you smell that?

Wait. Can you smell that?

No, you know what it is?

Your pussies are on fire.

All of you.

Your pussies,
they're all on fire.

-Yeah.
-Smoking.

All right. Well, kids,
you go on and do your thing,

and I will talk to you later.

-Thanks, Ru!
-Yes, yes.

Hey, Yvie. Yvie, come here.
I wanna talk to you, drag daddy.

In my experience,

being singled out, like,
at the end of a meeting

is never a good thing.

Did you hurt your leg?

Yeah, I hurt it stepping
into the shower last night.

Oh, really?

And how are you feeling

with your health and everything?

You know, it's good enough
to keep me going,

so I'm not really
worrying about it.

I have a condition
called Ehlers-Danlos syndrome.

So I don't produce and I
don't retain a lot of collagen,

so my skin is extra stretchy.

Like, I'm really flexible
everywhere.

But that also means

that my joints
are in rapid deterioration.

Living with this condition,

especially in high heels
as a drag queen,

especially as a stunt queen,

is the worst thing
I could be doing for my body.

But I love drag too much
to quit.

That's why I try not to think
about it too much, though.

You don't wanna worry about it,

but, I mean,
you gotta look after it,

and this is a lot of work.

I know. That's kind of why
I've been ignoring it, though,

is because I'm afraid
that if I go to the doctor,

they're just gonna tell me
that I have to, like, tone back,

and I'm not ready yet.

Well, Yvie, you know,
knowledge is power,

and you wanna be powerful.

Have you gone to the doctor
and they said pull back?

-They have?
-Yeah.

And do you see the same doctor
all the time?

I actually haven't seen a doctor

in, like, 10 years
because of it.

Oh, my goodness, Yvie.

I need you to see the doctor.

We got a lot riding on this show
and a lot riding on you,

and I need you to be healthy
and in a good space.

Aside from random
sexual health checkups,

I honestly haven't been
to a doctor in 10 years

because the last time I went,
it was really discouraging.

They basically told me

that there's nothing I can do
for my condition

except stop being so active.

It sounded terrible
to 15-year-old me.

It sounds terrible
to 26-year-old me.

I believe in you,
and I know you can do this,

and I just need you
to be healthy.

-Thank you.
-I love you, baby.

Thank you so much.
I'm so proud of you.

Thank you.

All right, talk later.

Coming up...

I'm just really stressed out.

For RuPaul to give notes

that my salsa footwork
isn't good,

it just shows that
I don't know how to salsa.

And I don't know.

I don't know
if I made a mistake doing this.

Hola!

Hola. Como estas?

I'm breathing,
so I can't complain.

Being 3,000 miles
away from someone

makes dating really hard.

-I miss you.
-Yeah.

So I'm trying to learn
how to be receptive to that,

whether it's a text,
you Facetime.

Like, you just want them
to be a part of your day.

I know. I'm so excited.
I wish you were here now.

I understand.

Honestly, it's probably good

that you're not here
opening night,

because I'm just
really stressed out.

I knew it was gonna be
a challenge.

You know me, I've never taken
a dance class, I've never--

and I'm supposed
to be known as a dancer,

but I'm not really a dancer.

I just fake it really well.

And for RuPaul to sit
in the audience front row

and give notes that
my salsa footwork isn't good,

it just shows
that I don't know how to salsa.

And I don't know. I don't know
if I made a mistake doing this.

Well, if rehearsals
weren't stressful enough,

the girls are fighting
right now.

Well, last night, Derrick
invited us over to his house

to, like, have a get-together.

-Hi!
-Oh!

And there was drinking,
having fun,

and then Derrick
trudges through the past

and, like, brings up
this, like, [bleep].

One thing I've never addressed
is when you went and did a show,

and you said something about

"If you're a Derrick Barry fan,
you must be brain dead."

Oh, wow.

I'm not expecting you to come
out and impersonate anybody,

because I don't know
what you can do.

Well, we do know that
it's not Tiffany Pollard.

All right, now you being shady.
Don't do that.

Oh!

For some reason,
Nebraska found it funny

to bring up Naomi's
Tiffany Pollard Snatch Game.

When I think of Pride,
I think of my hair.

So I guess we're just
digging for reads now.

No, I can take a read.

But just because you're 6'5"
does not mean you're fierce.

Oh!

And now I guess
the library doors are open.

I don't know
what you want from me.

I don't want you
to be such a bitch.

Oh. If I'm in your house

and you don't like
the way I'm acting,

then kick me the [bleep] out.

I don't like
the way that you're acting.

Excuse me?

I know that Naomi
is still pissed,

and I know Derrick
is still mad, too.

And so we have
all this negative energy

on top of trying
to make the show happen,

and it's just exhausting.

This is not
what I signed up for.

Yeah.

-What's up, sexy?

So today we are in dress,
hair, and makeup rehearsal,

getting ready
for tomorrow's tech rehearsal.

So I am a little sad
that I missed the party.

It sounds like
some [bleep] went down.

Word on the curb.

It just sounds like everyone
needs to grow up a little bit.

Oh, I completely agree.

All hell broke loose last night,

and I think I'm still drunk.

I can taste the liquor still.

Thanks, Renée.
That looks great.

-You're welcome.
-Yes. Oh, I love it.

Thank you, yeah.

I feel really bad

that everything kind of
went left at my party.

Well, then
I will see my way out.

I don't want it to be that way.

It doesn't need to
turn into "see myself out."

Things have always been tense
between me and Naomi,

going all the way back
to Season 8.

Why do you guys hate each other?

I do not like his drag.

And I don't want any bad energy
between us

going into opening night.

I don't know how you guys feel,

but I feel like
we've been rehearsing too much

and not having enough fun,

so I think that
we should go gambling tonight.

Let's just stay in drag,
and we'll drink.

I've never gambled.
I'm up for it.

Well, if we go out tonight,

hopefully Naomi and I
can get back on a good page.

Maybe not the same page,
but at least a good page.

So we should invite everybody
though, right?

Yeah.

Sometimes it's nice
just to have a couple drinks

and make up by just having fun.

-Gamble here in the casino?
-Yeah.

I don't know.
I've never gambled before.

-Ever?
-Never a day in my life.

But I will--I will--I will try.

Should I text Naomi?

Let me text Naomi right now.

Oh, if she accidentally doesn't
get that text, I don't mind.

Oh!

I'll let Naomi know
she's not invited.

No, let Naomi know she is.

I'm just saying

I have to go back over
and finish getting ready.

And so when she comes back,
just let her know.

-Okay.
-Okay.

I do want Naomi to come.
I do.

I think it'd be fun.

I think all six of us
should be there.

-All right.
-Okay?

She don't want Naomi to come.

Girl, y'all already know

tonight is gonna be
something else with these girls.

Let's go gambling, ladies!

Derrick and I
have not hashed out

what's happened at the party,

but I really don't have
a problem with Derrick.

As long as she keeps
her six-four

and unfierce boyfriend
away from me, we'll be fine.

Very nice to meet you.
Naomi.

-Hello. How you doing?
-Hi.

-Oh, I love your makeup.
-Thank you.

I have no idea what I'm doing.
Have you ever played this?

I've never played craps.

I feel like craps might be
a heterosexual game,

because I have no idea
what I'm doing.

It's just so many numbers.

-Here we go!
-Kapow!

Oh, seven!

I just lost $50.

Come on, now.

You can do it.
Put your back into it!

Aah! We made money?

Yvie, you're the lucky one.

Oh, this has never happened!

Yeah, she won!

Wait, what?
My come number is gone?

-Yeah.
-Yes.

I got a text
from my boyfriend Mack,

who is my girlfriend Nebraska.

And she just got done
with a photo shoot.

As soon as I see it,
I'm, like, what do I do?

But why not see if I can
bring the girls together?

We haven't been since my party,

and we know that that
didn't go extremely well.

But now that we're in drag,

maybe we can all
have fun together.

Let's take life less seriously.

Hey, Mack, you know,
Nebraska just finished a gig

and wants to come over.

Do you think that would be
a problem with Naomi?

I mean...

I'm, like, I don't care.

What? I heard my name.

I mean, just ask her.
I don't know.

Nebraska just finished
a photo shoot

and wanted to meet up with us.

Is that a problem?

I mean, it's your man.

Well, I think right now
she's my woman.

-We'll be here.
-We'll be here?

We'll be here,
you'll be here.

Will you stay?

I know this might be awkward,

but I really want
my show sisters

to blend with my home life.

Yeah, let's go get some drinks
and other [bleep].

-All right.
-Yeah.

Ugh. Why?

Of course G.I. Jane
wants to crash the party.

We had issues
at the party last night,

and they're still fresh, and I
don't like being around haters.

I have no idea what we did.

I have no clue what's going on.

-No idea.
-Yeah.

I made some colors,
I lost some colors.

They're not colors.

I'm playing one penny at a time.

Girl, you'll be here all day
trying to do something.

Hi!

I thought I would find you here.

Playing slots?

Hopefully you're not gambling
all of our money away.

We were, much to my surprise,
having an excellent time.

Why is Nebraska here?

You want something to drink?

Sure.

Girl.

Tequila, tequila, tequila.

Next time onRuPaul's
Drag Race Vegas Revue....

Naomi, if you don't like me,
I don't really care.

Okay, wait, wait, wait.
Why are you here?

-Asia--
-Why are you here?

Let's just say this ship sank
quicker than the Titanic.

Derrick being your partner
is becoming a [bleep] issue.

What's going on with you?

It's been kind of tense.

We have some drama
happening backstage.

Aah!

For me to miss the whole number
like that is not okay.

The show opens tomorrow.

I'm gonna have a panic attack.

You know, I haven't seen my mom
in five years.

The original problem with my mom
was coming out.

And she's like,
"What the [bleep] are you
doing?"

I mean, I'm in the coolest show
in the world,

and I want her to see it.

Welcome
to RuPaul's Drag Race Live.

It's opening night,
and everybody's terrified.

Something's
gonna [bleep] up tonight.

10 minutes, everybody.

-Where's Naomi?
-Where the hell is Naomi?

-Gotta go, guys.
-Maybe Ru is rethinking.

Hmm, was Naomi the best choice?