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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 2 00:00:29,275 --> 00:00:32,362 Growing up in the streets ain 't no joke. 3 00:00:33,196 --> 00:00:34,989 There's crazy crime... 4 00:00:35,990 --> 00:00:37,492 drugs... 5 00:00:37,659 --> 00:00:39,661 and mad violence. 6 00:00:39,869 --> 00:00:41,579 Yeah, the streets is tough. 7 00:00:41,663 --> 00:00:45,291 But there ain 't no streets tougher than mine. The streets of... 8 00:00:46,668 --> 00:00:48,378 Malibu. 9 00:00:50,171 --> 00:00:52,674 It's hardcore up in the 'Bu, y'all. 10 00:00:52,882 --> 00:00:55,093 It's just part of the everyday struggle. 11 00:00:55,176 --> 00:00:57,887 Things go down here people should never see. 12 00:00:58,096 --> 00:01:00,265 We got bag ladies... 13 00:01:00,974 --> 00:01:03,059 big ballers... 14 00:01:03,476 --> 00:01:05,770 everybody strapped with a 9. 15 00:01:08,481 --> 00:01:11,192 This is my ghetto. The mall. 16 00:01:11,359 --> 00:01:14,571 Most of the time the police won 't even come through. 17 00:01:14,779 --> 00:01:17,073 We got all sorts of sets up in here. 18 00:01:17,282 --> 00:01:19,492 We got the beach boys... 19 00:01:20,785 --> 00:01:24,789 the A CCs: the Abused Children of Celebrities... 20 00:01:24,998 --> 00:01:27,167 and this is my crew. 21 00:01:28,084 --> 00:01:31,671 That's my boy Mocha. That brother straight-up crazy. 22 00:01:31,796 --> 00:01:34,174 He did time in public school! 23 00:01:35,175 --> 00:01:39,179 That there is Hadji. He's the Beast from the Middle East. 24 00:01:39,888 --> 00:01:43,183 And that's Monster. She had a big chip on her shoulder... 25 00:01:43,266 --> 00:01:44,893 till she ate it. 26 00:01:49,898 --> 00:01:53,193 Hey, that's me! B-Rad G. 27 00:01:53,568 --> 00:01:56,070 I run things around here. 28 00:01:56,196 --> 00:01:58,865 Now, sometimes bustas be disrespecting. 29 00:01:59,073 --> 00:02:03,077 And you can 't punk out, no matter what the devil may bring. 30 00:02:03,286 --> 00:02:07,665 Hey, yo, fool! We about to have some hardcore drama go down right about now! 31 00:02:07,874 --> 00:02:09,083 That's right! 32 00:02:09,459 --> 00:02:13,296 This our mall. Always has been, always will be. 33 00:02:13,796 --> 00:02:15,673 Mr. Amerislani. 34 00:02:15,798 --> 00:02:20,595 Our clerk accidentally gave you the wrong aromatherapy candles. 35 00:02:21,179 --> 00:02:22,889 Here you go! 36 00:02:25,683 --> 00:02:28,686 -You validate parking? -Of course, sir. 37 00:02:30,063 --> 00:02:33,483 That's what I'm talking about! We get ours! 38 00:02:36,069 --> 00:02:37,570 That's my crib. 39 00:02:37,779 --> 00:02:40,782 It ain 't much, but it's all I got. 40 00:02:42,075 --> 00:02:43,576 If you elect me governor.... 41 00:02:43,785 --> 00:02:45,995 That's my pops, Bill Gluckman. 42 00:02:46,788 --> 00:02:49,082 He getting his campaign on. 43 00:02:49,499 --> 00:02:52,669 I got mad love for the man, but he 's old-school. 44 00:02:52,877 --> 00:02:56,881 He needs to bring his word to the street. That's where I come in. 45 00:02:57,173 --> 00:02:58,299 You see, friends... 46 00:02:59,092 --> 00:03:01,678 California is my family. 47 00:03:05,598 --> 00:03:09,978 And speaking of family, I want to introduce my wife, Bess. 48 00:03:10,979 --> 00:03:13,565 And my daughter, little Brenda. 49 00:03:14,482 --> 00:03:16,776 -Where's your son Brad? -Yes, sir, where is he? 50 00:03:19,070 --> 00:03:23,074 Thank you for your questions. Unfortunately, we are out of time for today. 51 00:03:35,795 --> 00:03:39,591 Yo, what's up, y'all? This is B-Rad G, kicking it from 'Bu. 52 00:03:40,175 --> 00:03:41,885 Represizzent! 53 00:03:42,677 --> 00:03:44,971 Hi, Pops, it's me! B-Rad! 54 00:03:45,388 --> 00:03:46,389 Hi, Brad. 55 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:13,666 Show's over! That's it. Show's over! 56 00:04:16,169 --> 00:04:19,672 See that? I know how to get the party started! 57 00:04:19,797 --> 00:04:22,091 And I know my pop was loving it. 58 00:04:22,300 --> 00:04:23,468 It's a disaster! 59 00:04:23,593 --> 00:04:26,679 The Times and the Chronicle will run it as a big joke. 60 00:04:26,888 --> 00:04:29,474 -Thank God! -How did this happen? 61 00:04:29,599 --> 00:04:32,477 I have no idea. I didn't even know he was in town! 62 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:36,397 We can't keep tabs on this kid? Can anybody tell me where he is? 63 00:04:36,564 --> 00:04:38,274 That was off the hinges! 64 00:04:38,483 --> 00:04:41,569 I just got you another million votes right there! 65 00:04:43,363 --> 00:04:45,281 What you doing here, son? 66 00:04:47,867 --> 00:04:50,870 I knew I had to show up in order for you to blow up! 67 00:04:51,079 --> 00:04:54,290 So I called up Captain Tony, he fired up the Lear jizzy... 68 00:04:54,374 --> 00:04:56,793 and boo-yah! I'm in the hizzy. 69 00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:59,462 I'll be on the campaign trizzy too. 24/7. 70 00:04:59,671 --> 00:05:02,173 You know, kissing babies and whatnot. 71 00:05:02,298 --> 00:05:04,259 Pound it. 72 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:08,596 Yeah, all good. Tom, you down, you gots.... 73 00:05:08,763 --> 00:05:12,100 Okay, dude. I'll let you all do your campaign thing. 74 00:05:14,561 --> 00:05:16,187 Oh, Bill.... 75 00:05:17,897 --> 00:05:19,566 You need to shut this down. 76 00:05:19,691 --> 00:05:23,278 Tell your son that he cannot be in your campaign, period. 77 00:05:23,486 --> 00:05:27,782 Wait a minute. I love his enthusiasm. It's a little misguided, but.... 78 00:05:27,866 --> 00:05:31,578 Isn't there something he can do for the campaign where he can't hurt us? 79 00:05:31,786 --> 00:05:33,079 No. 80 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:36,082 -Phones? -No. 81 00:05:37,167 --> 00:05:38,960 Stuffing envelopes? Making signs? 82 00:05:41,171 --> 00:05:42,380 Signs. 83 00:05:43,298 --> 00:05:45,383 In Bill Gluckman's administration... 84 00:05:45,592 --> 00:05:48,261 women are going to have better health care. 85 00:05:51,681 --> 00:05:54,475 Women are going to have better daycare! 86 00:05:56,477 --> 00:05:58,980 And women will have better jobs! 87 00:06:00,190 --> 00:06:04,694 In fact, after today, my campaign has a new slogan: 88 00:06:16,873 --> 00:06:19,375 " Bill Gluckman is down with the bitches and the ho's"? 89 00:06:19,584 --> 00:06:23,087 It was supposed to have read "Women are first with Gluckman." 90 00:06:23,171 --> 00:06:25,965 No, no. That's old-school, Pops. 91 00:06:26,174 --> 00:06:28,760 You need to keep your pimp hand strong. 92 00:06:32,472 --> 00:06:33,973 So, Bradley.... 93 00:06:34,182 --> 00:06:36,392 Yo, why you keep calling me that? 94 00:06:36,893 --> 00:06:39,270 Well, that's your name, isn't it? 95 00:06:39,479 --> 00:06:41,689 It's my slave name, all right? 96 00:06:42,565 --> 00:06:44,692 I told you like 50 times! 97 00:06:44,776 --> 00:06:46,194 Okay. 98 00:06:46,778 --> 00:06:48,571 B-Rad. 99 00:06:49,280 --> 00:06:50,782 What's up? 100 00:06:50,990 --> 00:06:54,160 What are your goals, B-Rad? What do you want out of life? 101 00:06:54,369 --> 00:06:56,871 To be the biggest rapper there ever was. 102 00:06:57,163 --> 00:07:00,083 You see, doc, I got something to say... 103 00:07:00,291 --> 00:07:02,669 and I need the world to hear it. 104 00:07:02,877 --> 00:07:04,963 I'm a "lyrisologist." 105 00:07:05,088 --> 00:07:06,589 I can rap about anything. 106 00:07:19,894 --> 00:07:23,398 See? I'm the shiznit! I'll buy y'all cars. 107 00:07:26,276 --> 00:07:27,569 I see. 108 00:07:28,278 --> 00:07:31,197 When did you first start feeling like you were this... 109 00:07:32,282 --> 00:07:33,700 shiznit? 110 00:07:33,867 --> 00:07:37,787 Dang, way back in the day. 111 00:07:37,996 --> 00:07:42,375 I had these beats in my head since I was a little shorty. 112 00:07:58,183 --> 00:08:01,269 From then on in, it was hip-hop 24/7. 113 00:08:02,562 --> 00:08:06,191 As I was growing up, my parents and me couldn 't communicate. 114 00:08:06,274 --> 00:08:08,359 They were always on different channels. 115 00:08:08,568 --> 00:08:11,571 Finish those vegetables, Bradley. They smell good. 116 00:08:11,779 --> 00:08:13,698 You won 't be excused until you do. 117 00:08:14,490 --> 00:08:15,992 Forget y'all! 118 00:08:16,075 --> 00:08:17,577 That's it, mister-- 119 00:08:23,291 --> 00:08:27,295 What I ' m sensing, Brad... 120 00:08:27,462 --> 00:08:29,088 is that... 121 00:08:29,881 --> 00:08:32,300 your parents weren ' t always there for you. 122 00:08:32,467 --> 00:08:34,594 -No. -That's ridiculous. 123 00:08:34,761 --> 00:08:36,888 What about your bar mitzvah? 124 00:08:40,183 --> 00:08:45,063 What's the theme of your bar mitzvah? Star Wars? Baseball? Superheroes? 125 00:08:45,271 --> 00:08:48,483 -It's O.P.P., bitch! -What? 126 00:09:01,788 --> 00:09:03,164 Bess. 127 00:09:04,290 --> 00:09:06,084 I think you want to share. 128 00:09:07,168 --> 00:09:10,380 B-Rad, you're a wonderful son. It's just that.... 129 00:09:11,673 --> 00:09:13,091 Well.... 130 00:09:15,468 --> 00:09:18,888 Bess, let's not beat around the bush. Brad... 131 00:09:19,097 --> 00:09:22,892 your behavior has become an embarrassment to the family. 132 00:09:23,059 --> 00:09:24,477 Don't be hating. 133 00:09:24,686 --> 00:09:26,980 And I can't have you on the campaign anymore. 134 00:09:28,481 --> 00:09:31,776 What? That's how it is? You done it now! 135 00:09:31,985 --> 00:09:34,362 Y'all opened up big a can of tough love! 136 00:09:39,492 --> 00:09:42,495 -What can we do, doctor? -I don't know. 137 00:09:44,372 --> 00:09:48,084 This is the most advanced case of "gangsta-phrenia" I've ever seen. 138 00:09:48,376 --> 00:09:51,087 Three colors for our country. Where's the red? 139 00:09:51,462 --> 00:09:53,590 Bill! Hey, Bill. 140 00:09:53,673 --> 00:09:55,884 -How'd it go with Dr. Feldman? -Great. 141 00:09:56,092 --> 00:09:58,970 If he sees Brad five times a week for the next three or four years... 142 00:09:59,179 --> 00:10:01,181 we should see some real improvement. 143 00:10:01,389 --> 00:10:04,976 But, sir, the election is eight weeks away. 144 00:10:05,185 --> 00:10:06,769 -Right, good point. -It's okay. 145 00:10:06,978 --> 00:10:09,689 We've been brainstorming some different approaches... 146 00:10:09,898 --> 00:10:12,859 -...and we might have something solid. -Well, I'm all ears. 147 00:10:13,067 --> 00:10:15,987 -Go! -Okay, sir. 148 00:10:16,196 --> 00:10:19,490 Brad acts ghetto, right? 149 00:10:19,699 --> 00:10:22,076 But he's never been east of Beverly Hills. 150 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:24,996 But what if we give him a little dose of reality? 151 00:10:25,163 --> 00:10:27,373 Let him get a firsthand look at the ghetto. 152 00:10:27,582 --> 00:10:30,168 -You mean have Brad actually go there? -Exactly. 153 00:10:30,376 --> 00:10:33,796 -Well, now, that sounds dangerous. -No! Perfectly safe. 154 00:10:34,672 --> 00:10:37,759 -How's it work? -We hire actors to play gangstas. 155 00:10:37,884 --> 00:10:42,472 Right. They will carjack Brad and take him on a tour around the 'hood. 156 00:10:42,680 --> 00:10:45,266 Give him a taste of what the thug life is really like. 157 00:10:45,475 --> 00:10:48,561 -lt might just scare the black out of him. -Excuse me? 158 00:10:50,772 --> 00:10:53,274 Hey, don't you have something to do? 159 00:10:55,693 --> 00:10:57,070 Enough of the P.C. 160 00:10:57,195 --> 00:11:01,074 Fact is, unless we do something now, Brad is going to cost us this election. 161 00:11:01,282 --> 00:11:02,784 Who would play the gangsters? 162 00:11:02,867 --> 00:11:05,370 Remember the anti-crime spot we shot a month ago? 163 00:11:05,495 --> 00:11:09,082 -We've got that queued up. -Yes, we do. Over here, please. 164 00:11:10,291 --> 00:11:14,963 For too long, street violence has torn Californians apart. 165 00:11:15,171 --> 00:11:18,383 Bill Gluckman wants to put our divisions behind us. 166 00:11:18,591 --> 00:11:21,261 Hey, instead of thinking about what set you're from... 167 00:11:21,469 --> 00:11:24,180 or what crew you 're rolling with... 168 00:11:24,389 --> 00:11:26,474 why don 't you both be brothers? 169 00:11:26,683 --> 00:11:27,684 What do you say? 170 00:11:27,892 --> 00:11:29,394 Your hair looks great. 171 00:11:30,895 --> 00:11:32,897 I ain't never thought of it like that. 172 00:11:32,981 --> 00:11:34,774 Shake hands. 173 00:11:38,069 --> 00:11:39,571 You see? 174 00:11:39,779 --> 00:11:42,365 California is my family. 175 00:11:49,998 --> 00:11:55,170 If we all work together as a family, there's no telling how high we can go. 176 00:11:56,171 --> 00:11:59,883 See, that's beautiful. These are the guys we're talking about. 177 00:12:00,675 --> 00:12:02,969 All right, let me get this straight. 178 00:12:03,178 --> 00:12:06,973 You want us to scare this kid into acting like a little white boy again? 179 00:12:07,182 --> 00:12:09,184 If you don't think you can handle it-- 180 00:12:09,267 --> 00:12:11,186 Of course we can handle it. 181 00:12:11,394 --> 00:12:15,190 -I'm from Juilliard, for chrissake. -I'm from the Pasadena Playhouse. 182 00:12:16,274 --> 00:12:17,775 Good. 183 00:12:18,359 --> 00:12:20,862 I have some background information on our dear boy Brad. 184 00:12:20,987 --> 00:12:21,988 Materials. 185 00:12:24,282 --> 00:12:26,367 Mali-bootay? 186 00:12:26,576 --> 00:12:29,078 Yes, he considers himself a rapper of sorts. 187 00:12:30,788 --> 00:12:34,167 -Frigging A. -The story is your basic kidnapping. 188 00:12:34,375 --> 00:12:36,794 By kidnapping, you mean we hold him for ransom? 189 00:12:36,961 --> 00:12:38,671 Good question. 190 00:12:39,172 --> 00:12:40,173 Right. 191 00:12:41,174 --> 00:12:47,472 Now, when you see him start to get ghetto and do his whole black thing-- Yes, that. 192 00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:49,182 I want it to piss you off. 193 00:12:49,390 --> 00:12:53,686 Tour him around the 'hood, around the ghetto, if you will... 194 00:12:53,770 --> 00:12:57,398 -...and show him what it's really like. -ln the ghetto? 195 00:12:57,565 --> 00:12:59,692 Pays 1 5 grand apiece, son. 196 00:12:59,984 --> 00:13:01,569 -We're in. -Good. 197 00:13:01,778 --> 00:13:03,988 -Now, on the flip side.... -Flip it. 198 00:13:04,072 --> 00:13:08,868 If you two screw up and a single hair is touched on Brad's overprivileged head... 199 00:13:08,993 --> 00:13:13,289 I will see to it personally that you two do some serious time. 200 00:13:13,498 --> 00:13:16,459 -Are we clear? -Oh, we are Cristal. 201 00:13:17,877 --> 00:13:19,170 I like that. 202 00:13:24,884 --> 00:13:26,261 Mr. Gibbons. 203 00:13:27,095 --> 00:13:28,763 What about the money? 204 00:13:30,473 --> 00:13:32,475 We have 5 up front... 205 00:13:32,684 --> 00:13:35,562 and 25 when you return him to us... 206 00:13:35,770 --> 00:13:36,771 white. 207 00:13:37,564 --> 00:13:39,399 As the driven snow. 208 00:13:40,066 --> 00:13:43,862 -Pleasure doing business, gentlemen. -Let me get that for you, sir. 209 00:13:44,362 --> 00:13:47,782 I'll call you. Or better yet, I'll holler. 210 00:13:48,283 --> 00:13:50,577 -We'll holler back! -Holler back, player. 211 00:13:50,785 --> 00:13:53,079 Thank you. All right. 212 00:13:54,664 --> 00:13:57,292 Congratulations, buddy! We just booked another gig! 213 00:13:57,458 --> 00:14:00,086 Not so fast, this is dangerous stuff. 214 00:14:00,295 --> 00:14:03,298 -This is the ghetto. We could get shot! -Come on, man. 215 00:14:03,464 --> 00:14:06,384 We can handle ourselves. Right? 216 00:14:07,594 --> 00:14:11,598 This will be the ultimate acting challenge. 217 00:14:13,266 --> 00:14:15,685 -You know what really chaps my ass? -What? 218 00:14:16,060 --> 00:14:19,397 After all of our years of training and studying... 219 00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:22,358 they continue to give us parts that are gangbangers. 220 00:14:22,483 --> 00:14:27,363 Just once I'd like to play someone who speaks with proper grammar... 221 00:14:27,572 --> 00:14:31,993 and doesn't wear those Timberlands with the laces undone, it's so sloppy. 222 00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:35,497 It beats getting dunked on by Bill Gluckman! 223 00:14:35,580 --> 00:14:38,374 Do we even know anybody that lives in the ghetto? 224 00:14:41,294 --> 00:14:42,879 My cousin. 225 00:14:43,379 --> 00:14:44,672 Shondra. 226 00:14:45,798 --> 00:14:50,261 That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. I got better things to do with my time. 227 00:14:50,386 --> 00:14:53,681 Like what? Work at Wiener On A Bun? Come on! 228 00:14:53,890 --> 00:14:57,393 Really, you're always talking about improving yourself. 229 00:14:57,560 --> 00:15:00,563 -Here's your chance! -I am improving myself, fool! 230 00:15:00,688 --> 00:15:04,275 I broke up with no-good, gangbanging Tec, I'm going to beauty school... 231 00:15:04,484 --> 00:15:06,861 and then I'm gonna hook up my own salon. 232 00:15:06,986 --> 00:15:09,781 How about hooking a brother up with a Pepsi and fries? 233 00:15:09,989 --> 00:15:11,366 Shut up, stupid. 234 00:15:11,574 --> 00:15:12,992 -PJ. -What? P J 235 00:15:13,076 --> 00:15:14,160 You need to do this. 236 00:15:14,369 --> 00:15:16,996 You need to walk away from this minimum-wage crap... 237 00:15:17,163 --> 00:15:20,083 take these earnings and start that beauty parlor. 238 00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:25,380 -What you paying? -Business. We're in business. 239 00:15:26,381 --> 00:15:28,675 -A grand. -We're paying a grand. 240 00:15:28,883 --> 00:15:32,178 -Make it trey and we on. -Three thousand dollars?! 241 00:15:32,595 --> 00:15:34,681 Or you can kiss my ass. 242 00:15:35,765 --> 00:15:37,559 -Deal. -Hey, hey. 243 00:15:37,767 --> 00:15:40,186 Deal. Now what about those fries? 244 00:15:50,989 --> 00:15:52,699 Thank you. 245 00:15:53,074 --> 00:15:55,368 -Hey, Gladys? -Yeah, baby? 246 00:15:55,660 --> 00:15:58,788 You ever feel like you don't belong? 247 00:15:58,997 --> 00:16:00,373 All the time. 248 00:16:00,498 --> 00:16:04,460 Most folk only feel comfortable around folk that's the same as them. 249 00:16:04,794 --> 00:16:06,880 They get around folk that's different... 250 00:16:07,088 --> 00:16:11,759 get all scared and angry, want to keep them down. 251 00:16:12,969 --> 00:16:15,096 What do you do about it? 252 00:16:15,263 --> 00:16:19,267 Nothing to do but keep it real and be proud of who you are. 253 00:16:20,685 --> 00:16:22,478 Gladys? 254 00:16:23,563 --> 00:16:26,274 When they gonna leave our people alone? 255 00:16:26,399 --> 00:16:28,693 I don't know, baby. 256 00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:31,487 I just don't know. 257 00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:34,490 Now eat your greens before they get cold. 258 00:16:36,659 --> 00:16:40,371 "Whack: Weak, of poor quality. 259 00:16:40,580 --> 00:16:42,665 Bad. Whack." 260 00:16:44,083 --> 00:16:46,794 Your alma mater is whack. 261 00:16:48,796 --> 00:16:52,383 "Dis: To disrespect, to embarrass." 262 00:16:55,178 --> 00:16:58,181 -Bring it on, baby. -We are strapped now, brother! 263 00:16:58,264 --> 00:17:00,266 Set these bad boys down. 264 00:17:00,767 --> 00:17:02,685 This is exactly what we ordered? 265 00:17:02,769 --> 00:17:06,773 Yeah, man. They got the Glocks, the Tec-9s, the Uzis. 266 00:17:06,981 --> 00:17:09,567 -Freeze, sucker! -That's convincing, brother! 267 00:17:09,776 --> 00:17:11,069 Look, they're fake. 268 00:17:11,486 --> 00:17:14,280 What the hell is that? What's going on with your hair? 269 00:17:14,489 --> 00:17:16,366 Yeah, check it out, man, my hair. 270 00:17:16,574 --> 00:17:19,994 -Shondra just did it for me. -Yeah, I see that. 271 00:17:20,078 --> 00:17:21,996 -You hate it. -No, I don't hate it. 272 00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:25,667 I thought my character was gonna have the cornrows. 273 00:17:25,875 --> 00:17:28,378 -That's all. -Okay, I see what it is. 274 00:17:28,586 --> 00:17:31,965 You're just jealous because you didn't think of it first. 275 00:17:32,090 --> 00:17:35,760 Frigging A, I'm not jealous, all right. I'm an actor and I would've.... 276 00:17:35,885 --> 00:17:38,096 You're frigging whack... 277 00:17:38,263 --> 00:17:39,681 and don't dis me! 278 00:17:43,393 --> 00:17:46,563 -Got the gangster gear, my dog. -Okay, cool. 279 00:17:55,196 --> 00:17:57,282 -What is so funny? -The wig! 280 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:02,370 I didn't know it was Halloween! 281 00:18:02,579 --> 00:18:06,082 While you're out, could you bring me back some candy? 282 00:18:08,793 --> 00:18:09,878 Whatever, dude! 283 00:18:10,086 --> 00:18:12,881 Give me your ride, punk, or I will dust your ass. 284 00:18:13,965 --> 00:18:17,260 -Nope. Not convincing. -Damn it! 285 00:18:17,468 --> 00:18:19,470 Find your core character, Sean. 286 00:18:19,679 --> 00:18:22,265 You are an oppressed black man... 287 00:18:22,390 --> 00:18:25,393 -...from the ghetto. -I'm having trouble finding this one. 288 00:18:26,769 --> 00:18:29,480 -Think Tupac. -All right. Let me try it again. 289 00:18:29,689 --> 00:18:31,399 I see it. Action! 290 00:18:31,566 --> 00:18:34,194 Give me your ride, punk, or I will dust your ass! 291 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:36,779 Add a "bitch" and I think you got it! 292 00:18:36,988 --> 00:18:40,200 Give me your ride, punk, or I will dust your ass, bitch! 293 00:18:40,366 --> 00:18:42,577 -Bitch! Click it! -Bitch! 294 00:18:42,660 --> 00:18:45,288 -Turn around and do it again! -Bitch! 295 00:19:16,569 --> 00:19:19,197 -Domi-ho's! -Boo-yah! 296 00:19:19,364 --> 00:19:22,200 I'll take my money and I'm gonna-- 297 00:19:22,659 --> 00:19:25,161 Yo, fool! What, nucka, what? 298 00:19:26,871 --> 00:19:27,872 Damn! 299 00:20:08,079 --> 00:20:10,373 -Play that. -Yeah, girl. 300 00:20:10,582 --> 00:20:12,000 Word. 301 00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:17,463 -Can I help you? -Coffee. 302 00:20:18,298 --> 00:20:19,591 Black. 303 00:20:20,466 --> 00:20:24,470 Hey, yo, Krista the Barista, put it on my account... 304 00:20:24,679 --> 00:20:28,975 and throw in a white chip macadizzamia nizzut cookie too. 305 00:20:30,476 --> 00:20:31,895 Cool, playa. 306 00:20:32,687 --> 00:20:35,398 -What's your name? -B-Rad. 307 00:20:35,481 --> 00:20:37,192 I'm Shondra. 308 00:20:37,692 --> 00:20:40,278 I ain't seen you around here before. 309 00:20:40,486 --> 00:20:42,488 Where you reside? 310 00:20:42,697 --> 00:20:44,866 Compton. You? 311 00:20:45,074 --> 00:20:47,160 -The streets. -Which streets? 312 00:20:47,785 --> 00:20:49,579 Malibu. 313 00:20:49,787 --> 00:20:54,459 Right. I guess it's pretty hardcore up in here. 314 00:20:55,668 --> 00:20:57,670 Represent! 315 00:20:59,589 --> 00:21:02,300 Was that you dropping rhymes when I came in here? 316 00:21:02,383 --> 00:21:05,970 You heard me? Hell, yeah. I'm a rhymer on time. 317 00:21:06,095 --> 00:21:07,889 Peep my stilo. 318 00:21:08,598 --> 00:21:10,391 Let me find out. 319 00:21:10,892 --> 00:21:12,685 Mali-bootay? 320 00:21:13,061 --> 00:21:15,772 Looks phat. What label you at? 321 00:21:15,980 --> 00:21:18,274 Right now it's just a demo. 322 00:21:18,483 --> 00:21:21,861 I sent it to Dre, but he ain't got back to me yet. 323 00:21:22,570 --> 00:21:26,991 That sound like Dre-Dre. I'll holla at him about it, all right, boo? 324 00:21:27,867 --> 00:21:29,285 All right. 325 00:21:31,496 --> 00:21:33,081 Hold up! 326 00:21:33,873 --> 00:21:35,291 You know Dre? 327 00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:39,087 Hell, yeah, I know Dre. I see him at the meet every Sunday. 328 00:21:39,295 --> 00:21:41,297 -For rizzeal? -For rizzeal. 329 00:21:41,464 --> 00:21:43,675 Yo, holla at him for me. 330 00:21:44,259 --> 00:21:46,886 I don't know. You know, he kind of private. 331 00:21:47,095 --> 00:21:48,471 Please? 332 00:21:49,389 --> 00:21:52,684 You do got it going on a little something-something, though. 333 00:21:52,892 --> 00:21:55,478 I was on my way to go see him. You wanna roll with me? 334 00:21:55,687 --> 00:21:58,898 -Right now? -I'm just trying to help a brother out. 335 00:21:59,065 --> 00:22:01,484 -Let's bounce. -All right. 336 00:22:03,194 --> 00:22:06,573 I gotta use the ladies' room, so just wait, all right, pimp juice? 337 00:22:12,787 --> 00:22:13,872 Hello? 338 00:22:14,581 --> 00:22:16,583 It's on. Beach boy's on the move. 339 00:22:25,675 --> 00:22:29,095 -So, what you rap about, anyway? -I can rap about anything. 340 00:22:29,262 --> 00:22:30,972 -For real? -Yeah. 341 00:22:31,181 --> 00:22:32,891 Let me kick it freestyle for you. 342 00:22:39,564 --> 00:22:42,567 See, that's a million-dollar song right there. 343 00:22:44,068 --> 00:22:46,988 -So how'd you get to be so down? -Shoot, girl. 344 00:22:47,197 --> 00:22:50,283 I been down with the brizzown all my life. 345 00:22:50,492 --> 00:22:54,078 And I must say, of all the mommies that I been with... 346 00:22:55,079 --> 00:22:56,664 you the finest. 347 00:22:57,290 --> 00:22:58,875 I'm sure. 348 00:23:02,462 --> 00:23:03,880 You got a man? 349 00:23:03,963 --> 00:23:06,382 I did, but I just got rid of his trifling ass. 350 00:23:06,591 --> 00:23:09,260 I ain't nobody's gangsta hoochie, I'm a entrepreneur. 351 00:23:09,469 --> 00:23:10,678 Word up! 352 00:23:10,887 --> 00:23:14,891 One day I'm gonna have me a chain of beauty salons, all up in the 9021 0. 353 00:23:15,266 --> 00:23:19,562 I'll make mad money turning all those little rich hoochies ghetto fabulous. 354 00:23:19,687 --> 00:23:22,690 Damn! You fine and smart too? 355 00:23:22,982 --> 00:23:25,193 You gonna blow up huge, no doubt. 356 00:23:26,486 --> 00:23:28,696 -Thank you. -Oh, for real. 357 00:23:28,863 --> 00:23:32,575 You like a cross between Martha Stewart and Oprah. 358 00:23:33,785 --> 00:23:36,663 -I'm gonna call you Mothra. -What? 359 00:23:36,871 --> 00:23:38,289 Mothra. 360 00:23:38,790 --> 00:23:40,500 Take this exit! 361 00:23:52,470 --> 00:23:53,596 Break yourself, fool! 362 00:23:53,763 --> 00:23:56,182 Give me your ride or I'll dust your ass, bitch! 363 00:23:56,391 --> 00:23:58,476 -What? -You fitting to get jacked, fool! 364 00:23:58,685 --> 00:24:00,270 -Shondra? -Shut up, fool. 365 00:24:00,770 --> 00:24:02,564 -ls this a come-up? -It's a stickup. 366 00:24:02,772 --> 00:24:06,693 -I think I'm gonna throw up. -Get in the back seat, fool! 367 00:24:06,860 --> 00:24:09,362 -We ain't going to Dre's? -Fool, this a kidnapping! 368 00:24:09,571 --> 00:24:10,572 Get your ass in. 369 00:24:10,780 --> 00:24:13,074 Dre? What the hell he talking about? 370 00:24:13,199 --> 00:24:14,993 Yo, punch it, fool! Punch it! 371 00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:16,870 -Kidnapped? -Yeah, fool. 372 00:24:17,078 --> 00:24:19,664 We got your rich Gluckman ass now, punk. 373 00:24:19,873 --> 00:24:22,083 -How y'all know me? -We seen you. 374 00:24:22,292 --> 00:24:25,086 We seen your white behind on the TV. 375 00:24:25,295 --> 00:24:27,088 B-Rad. Yeah. 376 00:24:27,297 --> 00:24:30,466 Your pop's gonna pay, or you gonna pay! 377 00:24:31,676 --> 00:24:34,971 Punch it, fool. We got us a white boy now. 378 00:24:35,763 --> 00:24:39,559 -How much you think we can get? -It's all about the Benjamins. 379 00:24:41,186 --> 00:24:43,980 -Don't you talk about my mama. -I'll talk all I want. 380 00:24:44,189 --> 00:24:46,566 Hell, no! Your mama so fat... 381 00:24:46,774 --> 00:24:49,068 she got every caterer on speed dial! 382 00:24:49,194 --> 00:24:50,486 What? 383 00:24:50,570 --> 00:24:54,991 Your mama's so fat she uses Mexico, the whole country, as her tanning bed. 384 00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:58,995 Your mama so ugly Jose Eber won't even do her hair. 385 00:24:59,162 --> 00:25:03,082 Yeah, your mama's so ugly she's only been married once! 386 00:25:03,291 --> 00:25:07,795 Your mama's so poor for Halloween her trick was the treat! 387 00:25:07,879 --> 00:25:10,590 Your mama's so poor that your tits are real! 388 00:25:10,798 --> 00:25:12,967 -Oh, no! -Yes! 389 00:25:17,263 --> 00:25:20,099 I'm going, I'm going. I gotta wait for the lady. 390 00:25:20,266 --> 00:25:22,685 Come on, punk! Get in the house, fool! 391 00:25:22,769 --> 00:25:25,563 -Dang, why you doing this to a brother? -What? 392 00:25:25,772 --> 00:25:27,565 -Did he just say "brother"? -No! 393 00:25:27,690 --> 00:25:30,985 -Whose brother? -Yours, y'all! I'm down. 394 00:25:32,070 --> 00:25:34,697 -Damn! Damn! -You done did it now. 395 00:25:34,864 --> 00:25:37,659 You ain't black. And you can never be black! 396 00:25:37,784 --> 00:25:42,372 And your perpetrating ass is taking the only thing that I got left. 397 00:25:42,580 --> 00:25:44,290 -My culture! -Yeah, fool! 398 00:25:44,499 --> 00:25:47,794 What make you think you know what goes down up in the 'hood? 399 00:25:47,961 --> 00:25:49,879 -BET. -What? BET 400 00:25:50,380 --> 00:25:53,091 You think this a joke, wigga? You think this a joke? 401 00:25:53,174 --> 00:25:55,969 -I'm sorry, y'all. Don't be hating. -This ain't a game! 402 00:25:56,177 --> 00:25:58,888 You a long way from the beach now, punk! 403 00:25:59,097 --> 00:26:03,685 We in South Central! It's the 'hood. It's the ghetto, the projects! 404 00:26:03,768 --> 00:26:07,564 We run hardcore up in here. People get killed here every day! 405 00:26:09,691 --> 00:26:13,194 Hey, Shondra, can you come by later? Princess just had puppies. 406 00:26:13,278 --> 00:26:15,989 Okay, Sandy. Bye. 407 00:26:19,367 --> 00:26:22,162 -Pit bull puppies, fool! -And they mean too. 408 00:26:22,370 --> 00:26:23,788 -Don't look at me! -Come on! 409 00:26:23,872 --> 00:26:27,083 -Get your narrow bootie up in there. -Get him up in there! 410 00:26:27,292 --> 00:26:30,378 -Fool, put your hands behind your back. -Behind the back. 411 00:26:30,587 --> 00:26:32,297 You know what I'm about to do now? 412 00:26:32,463 --> 00:26:34,883 -I'm about to call your daddy. -Call your daddy. 413 00:26:34,966 --> 00:26:40,597 You better hope your daddy home too. If he ain't, you gonna be one dusted trick! 414 00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:43,600 Now get your ass on the bed, whitey! 415 00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:51,983 -Did you buy my rage? -No. You're indicating. 416 00:26:52,192 --> 00:26:54,277 -lndicating? -Yes, indicating. 417 00:26:54,485 --> 00:26:57,697 Excuse me? I have never indicated in my life. 418 00:26:57,864 --> 00:27:00,366 Would you two fools just shut the hell up? 419 00:27:00,492 --> 00:27:02,160 She's right. Shut up. 420 00:27:02,869 --> 00:27:05,163 Thank you, Shondra. Whatever! 421 00:27:05,663 --> 00:27:07,790 All right, put this down. You're on. 422 00:27:07,999 --> 00:27:10,668 -Go, girlfriend. Do your thing. -Give me this. 423 00:27:12,170 --> 00:27:14,088 Hey, Shondra. 424 00:27:14,172 --> 00:27:15,882 If you have to... 425 00:27:16,966 --> 00:27:18,885 show a little ass. 426 00:27:19,093 --> 00:27:20,470 Shut up. 427 00:27:26,893 --> 00:27:29,187 -You all right in here? -Oh, yeah. 428 00:27:29,395 --> 00:27:34,484 I just been kidnapped, carjacked and hands tied behind my back. 429 00:27:34,692 --> 00:27:36,986 But other than that, it's all good. 430 00:27:37,862 --> 00:27:41,282 Look, I'm sorry about all that. That wasn't really my idea. 431 00:27:45,161 --> 00:27:47,080 I thought you liked me. 432 00:27:48,289 --> 00:27:51,876 -I do! -Then how come you set me up? 433 00:27:53,378 --> 00:27:57,382 I had to. They threatened to kill me if I didn't play along. 434 00:27:58,383 --> 00:28:00,093 -For real? -Yeah. 435 00:28:00,260 --> 00:28:03,888 -They straight-up killers out there! -For real? 436 00:28:04,597 --> 00:28:07,684 Let me school you on something. Help us both stay alive. 437 00:28:07,892 --> 00:28:10,478 -Okay. -The one thing they hate... 438 00:28:10,687 --> 00:28:14,274 more than anything that really makes them crazy... 439 00:28:14,983 --> 00:28:18,278 -...is posers. -Me too, girl. I feel you. 440 00:28:18,987 --> 00:28:22,490 -I'm talking about you. -Me? I ain't a poser. Shoot. 441 00:28:22,699 --> 00:28:26,661 -I got a Ph.D., a Poser-Hater Degree. -Come on, quit fronting. 442 00:28:26,995 --> 00:28:28,371 I ain't fronting. 443 00:28:28,496 --> 00:28:32,876 -This is my sizzal. For rizzal, my nizzal. -Stop it! 444 00:28:33,084 --> 00:28:36,171 You stop it right now and you listen to me. 445 00:28:36,379 --> 00:28:39,465 If you just be yourself, a nice little white boy... 446 00:28:39,674 --> 00:28:43,261 -...I think I can convince them to let you go. -But I'm being myself! 447 00:28:43,386 --> 00:28:45,763 I ams who I says I ams. 448 00:28:45,972 --> 00:28:49,559 Damn! Why won't anybody believe me? 449 00:28:54,272 --> 00:28:56,900 -Well? -Maybe you should show him your ass. 450 00:29:02,071 --> 00:29:05,283 I thought that would have worked. Weird. 451 00:29:05,867 --> 00:29:08,495 All right, what's next? 452 00:29:08,661 --> 00:29:10,580 -How about number three? -Perfect. 453 00:29:10,788 --> 00:29:13,374 We're gonna take it to an entirely different level. 454 00:29:13,583 --> 00:29:14,876 -I got it. -What? 455 00:29:15,084 --> 00:29:19,589 I'm gonna walk in there and be crazy. I'll be ghettofied, buckwild. 456 00:29:19,797 --> 00:29:23,259 You tell me, "Stick to the plan, man. Stick to the plan." Got it? 457 00:29:23,968 --> 00:29:26,888 -Wake up, snowflake! -Yeah! 458 00:29:27,096 --> 00:29:29,390 -We called your dad! -What did he say? 459 00:29:29,474 --> 00:29:32,060 He said he'd think about it. 460 00:29:32,185 --> 00:29:34,395 He don't want your ass home right now. 461 00:29:34,562 --> 00:29:38,566 -I can't say that I blame him. -Hell, no. Not the knife, dog! 462 00:29:39,567 --> 00:29:40,568 Now come on! 463 00:29:40,777 --> 00:29:43,279 -What you doing? -Teach this white girl a lesson! 464 00:29:43,488 --> 00:29:45,990 Bloodbath, we said we would stick to the plan! 465 00:29:46,199 --> 00:29:49,994 -Bloodbath, stick with the plan. -Tree, the plan done changed! 466 00:29:50,078 --> 00:29:51,663 Wannabe say he down. 467 00:29:51,788 --> 00:29:54,999 I'm gonna show him just how un-down he is! 468 00:29:55,166 --> 00:29:57,293 -I gotta cut him! -No, you can't cut him! 469 00:29:57,460 --> 00:29:58,962 -I gotta. -You don't gotta. 470 00:29:59,087 --> 00:30:00,380 We can't get our money! 471 00:30:00,588 --> 00:30:02,590 -I thought you said to cut him! -No-- 472 00:30:02,799 --> 00:30:05,260 -Okay, just the white meat. -Move! Let me cut him! 473 00:30:05,468 --> 00:30:07,178 Don't kill him though, Bloodbath! 474 00:30:25,488 --> 00:30:27,699 All right, now, Malibu. 475 00:30:27,866 --> 00:30:32,871 I want you to go up in there. You go get me six 40s of O.E. 476 00:30:33,079 --> 00:30:35,290 -And a fifth of Henny. -Yeah. 477 00:30:35,498 --> 00:30:38,168 -Anything else, dog? -No, playa, I'm cool. 478 00:30:38,293 --> 00:30:39,586 Right on. Right on. 479 00:30:39,794 --> 00:30:41,462 I'd like some Pringles. 480 00:30:41,963 --> 00:30:44,591 This ain't no picnic, bitch! 481 00:30:44,799 --> 00:30:49,179 I'm sorry. Y'all got some ducats? Because since you stole my-- 482 00:30:49,387 --> 00:30:50,388 Man! 483 00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:54,475 You about to go up in there and give them Koreans your ends? 484 00:30:54,684 --> 00:30:57,395 -Hell, no! -You jack that shit, fool! 485 00:30:57,478 --> 00:31:01,983 And if the Asiatic give you any static, hit the fool with this right here. 486 00:31:02,192 --> 00:31:04,194 -Look at the little busta. -Little busta. 487 00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:06,196 -Can't even swing a gat. -Shoot. 488 00:31:06,279 --> 00:31:08,865 -Talking about "he down." -But-- 489 00:31:09,073 --> 00:31:11,576 -You use that or I'm gonna use it on you! -Okay. 490 00:31:11,784 --> 00:31:13,495 And if you try to get away? 491 00:31:13,661 --> 00:31:16,998 I'm gonna let you taste a piece of my blue steel. You feel me? 492 00:31:17,165 --> 00:31:18,291 Okay. All right. 493 00:31:18,500 --> 00:31:20,293 -Go on, get out! -Okay. 494 00:31:20,668 --> 00:31:22,170 Go! 495 00:31:29,677 --> 00:31:31,387 Hey, white boy. 496 00:31:38,561 --> 00:31:43,399 -"This ain't no picnic, bitch"? Wow! -Thank you. I loved the blue steel line. 497 00:31:43,566 --> 00:31:44,567 Convincing. 498 00:31:57,580 --> 00:32:00,959 -I really can't believe that! -Those improv classes are paying off. 499 00:32:01,084 --> 00:32:06,089 When you said, "This is no picnic, bitch," I screamed on the inside like one. 500 00:32:06,172 --> 00:32:07,590 -For real? -Yeah, I said: 501 00:32:15,390 --> 00:32:17,559 I'm thirsty, I gotta tell you. 502 00:32:17,767 --> 00:32:21,771 And, boy, do I love Olde English. It really helps quench my thirst. 503 00:32:41,374 --> 00:32:43,293 Can I help you? 504 00:32:50,967 --> 00:32:56,097 No, I'm gonna help myself to this O.E. and anything else I want up in here, bitch! 505 00:33:07,692 --> 00:33:09,569 Can I help you? 506 00:33:15,783 --> 00:33:19,787 -Y'all never been robbed? -Sure. Last week was 54 time. 507 00:33:20,163 --> 00:33:22,999 But they were cool. No gun to head, never scream. 508 00:33:23,082 --> 00:33:25,960 -You know, good people. -Cool. 509 00:33:26,294 --> 00:33:30,798 So, dude, how much did you pay the guy? 510 00:33:30,965 --> 00:33:32,383 What are you talking about? 511 00:33:32,592 --> 00:33:36,179 -When you set this thing up yesterday. -I thought you set it up. 512 00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:39,098 You mean--? 513 00:33:39,891 --> 00:33:42,185 Dude, the owner doesn't know this is fake? 514 00:33:44,562 --> 00:33:46,981 $1 6.47. 515 00:33:50,860 --> 00:33:55,281 -Go in and save him! He could get shot! -I'm not gonna go in there! You go in there! 516 00:33:55,365 --> 00:33:56,783 His frigging life is at stake! 517 00:34:04,582 --> 00:34:06,167 My emergency stash! 518 00:34:06,668 --> 00:34:10,088 I'm glad you got cash, because if you had tried to jack me, fool... 519 00:34:10,171 --> 00:34:13,174 I was gonna have to lay you out with this! 520 00:34:13,383 --> 00:34:15,385 And with this. 521 00:34:16,469 --> 00:34:18,596 And with that. 522 00:34:22,267 --> 00:34:24,185 Keep the change. 523 00:34:24,394 --> 00:34:27,397 -Do me this one favor. -You are the driver. I am the shooter! 524 00:34:27,564 --> 00:34:29,399 -I'm scared of Koreans! -You-- 525 00:34:29,566 --> 00:34:31,985 Thank you. Thank you very much! Come again! 526 00:34:33,194 --> 00:34:35,989 What I'm about to do right now, I know it sounds whack... 527 00:34:36,072 --> 00:34:39,576 but it's just a joke, okay? So please don't shoot me? 528 00:34:41,995 --> 00:34:46,374 Yeah, that's right, fool! Next time I'll bust a cap in your punk ass, bitch! 529 00:34:46,666 --> 00:34:50,295 Yeah, you lucky I don't burn you down! Hell, yeah! Hell, yeah! 530 00:34:50,461 --> 00:34:53,173 -What the hell is wrong with you? -You actually did it? 531 00:34:53,381 --> 00:34:57,677 Let's roll! Hell, yeah! He didn't do nothing! He straight-up trick. 532 00:34:57,886 --> 00:35:02,682 What's up with this? If you jacked it, how come you got a receipt? 533 00:35:04,475 --> 00:35:05,768 I stole that too. 534 00:35:07,896 --> 00:35:10,273 What's on tap for tomorrow? 535 00:35:10,481 --> 00:35:15,278 Well, we have the 1 1 :00 with Greenpeace, then drinks later with the offshore oil lobby. 536 00:35:15,570 --> 00:35:20,783 -How's the Brad project going? -Smooth. He's in South Central. 537 00:35:21,784 --> 00:35:26,581 -God, is he okay? -Oh, he's in excellent hands. 538 00:35:27,290 --> 00:35:30,168 All right. I'm sick of playing game with you, snowflake! 539 00:35:30,376 --> 00:35:35,089 I'm gonna give you five seconds to be real or I'm gonna beat that ass to the curb! 540 00:35:35,173 --> 00:35:38,468 -What you mean be real? -You know what I mean. Be white! 541 00:35:38,593 --> 00:35:40,094 -Five. -Don't do it, Bloodbath! 5 542 00:35:40,178 --> 00:35:41,763 -Four. -Don't do it, Bloodbath! 4 543 00:35:41,971 --> 00:35:43,181 -Three. -He gonna do it! 3 544 00:35:43,389 --> 00:35:44,974 -Two. -Kill him! Kill him! 2 545 00:35:45,183 --> 00:35:46,976 Okay, all right! 546 00:35:47,894 --> 00:35:50,897 Okay, fellas, look, I'm really sorry, okay? 547 00:35:51,064 --> 00:35:55,568 I don't mean to offend you, you know. I don't mean to front or act like a thug. 548 00:35:55,777 --> 00:35:57,195 I'm sorry. 549 00:36:05,662 --> 00:36:08,164 -You buying that? -I don't know. I can't tell. 550 00:36:09,290 --> 00:36:10,291 Me neither. 551 00:36:11,376 --> 00:36:13,086 Let's give him the test. 552 00:36:16,297 --> 00:36:19,467 How you doing, white boy? You cool? 553 00:36:19,676 --> 00:36:21,970 Great. Fine. 554 00:36:22,178 --> 00:36:24,097 Terrific popcorn. 555 00:36:41,865 --> 00:36:47,287 Run, bitch, run! He gonna kill you! 556 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:53,668 I ain't lying. I ain't lying. 557 00:36:53,877 --> 00:36:57,380 Sorry, y'all, but this is who I am. I'm just a rapper, straight up. 558 00:36:57,964 --> 00:37:01,885 -Wigga, please! -No, for real. I can rap about anything. 559 00:37:02,093 --> 00:37:03,761 You think you got skills? 560 00:37:04,179 --> 00:37:06,973 -We gonna see about that. -Oh, hell, yeah. 561 00:37:16,482 --> 00:37:18,485 Hey, man. I had it up to here with you. 562 00:37:18,693 --> 00:37:21,488 You better check yourself before you wreck yourself. 563 00:37:21,696 --> 00:37:23,865 -This ain't Malibu. -Represent. 564 00:37:23,990 --> 00:37:27,577 Oh, yeah. We gonna see what you represent now, fool. We at the club! 565 00:37:28,369 --> 00:37:31,873 Snoop, Dre, Cube, all them. They came in through here. 566 00:37:31,998 --> 00:37:34,667 Got something to prove to yourself? Do it in there. 567 00:37:35,460 --> 00:37:37,587 Get in there, fool! Go on up in there! 568 00:37:39,964 --> 00:37:43,885 -Think this is gonna do it, dude. -Oh, we're about to get paid! 569 00:38:07,367 --> 00:38:09,285 What's cracking? 570 00:38:10,161 --> 00:38:11,996 Hey, dog. 571 00:38:12,789 --> 00:38:17,669 -Yeah, how you feeling now, Malibu? -Like I'm home. 572 00:38:17,794 --> 00:38:21,381 Get your ass in there then, fool. Go! 573 00:38:31,099 --> 00:38:33,768 Come on. Let me get through here, man. 574 00:38:35,270 --> 00:38:37,272 -Yo. -Man, I told you I didn't have-- 575 00:38:39,274 --> 00:38:40,275 What's happening? 576 00:38:40,567 --> 00:38:43,486 Look, our homey-- You wanna get a young Dre next, man? 577 00:38:43,570 --> 00:38:45,864 Hell, no. You hear what he's saying? 578 00:38:46,072 --> 00:38:48,992 Meet my boy, Ben Franklin. 579 00:38:50,493 --> 00:38:53,872 -What's his name? -B-Rad from Malibu, player. 580 00:38:55,290 --> 00:38:57,458 B-Rad from Mal--? You trying to get me shot? 581 00:38:57,792 --> 00:39:01,087 Hey, you met Ben Franklin's twin brother? 582 00:39:04,591 --> 00:39:06,384 Cutter, playa. 583 00:39:06,593 --> 00:39:11,472 We're gonna bring him up. Go back and play with each other. Come back in five minutes. 584 00:39:11,973 --> 00:39:15,560 -Playa.... -Y'all got some Will Smith back there? 585 00:39:15,685 --> 00:39:16,978 Get jiggy with it! 586 00:39:20,398 --> 00:39:22,400 Hey, miss. Where you been? 587 00:39:24,819 --> 00:39:26,321 Oh, Shondra! Shondra! 588 00:39:27,614 --> 00:39:30,033 -I been busy, Tec. -You been getting busy? 589 00:39:31,326 --> 00:39:32,619 None of your damn business. 590 00:39:32,827 --> 00:39:36,331 Okay, okay, I'm cool. I understand. Just tell me who it is. 591 00:39:36,623 --> 00:39:39,626 All you need to know is that it ain't your black ass. 592 00:39:39,834 --> 00:39:42,295 See, this that shit. Think you're better than me. 593 00:39:42,712 --> 00:39:45,798 All you is is a chickenhead and that's all you ever gonna be. 594 00:39:46,925 --> 00:39:49,511 Hey, girl. What's up? 595 00:39:49,719 --> 00:39:53,097 -You all right? -I'm fine, but you the finest! 596 00:39:53,223 --> 00:39:56,809 She the truth too, dude. I'm telling you, once Mothra gets set up, boy.... once Mothra gets set up, boy.... 597 00:39:57,310 --> 00:40:00,730 -You hitting this? -No. Now let me go! -You hitting this? 598 00:40:00,897 --> 00:40:05,902 Hey, dude, didn't your mama ever tell you how to treat a lady? That's not nice. 599 00:40:06,110 --> 00:40:07,403 Oh, so you know my moms? 600 00:40:07,529 --> 00:40:10,907 No, but she wouldn't appreciate you grabbing a woman like that. 601 00:40:11,115 --> 00:40:12,408 What would your mom prefer? 602 00:40:12,617 --> 00:40:15,036 You know, just talk to them and be nice to them. 603 00:40:15,203 --> 00:40:16,704 Know what my mom would do? 604 00:40:16,913 --> 00:40:19,833 My mom would tell you to mind your own damn business! 605 00:40:19,916 --> 00:40:21,209 Don't! 606 00:40:21,334 --> 00:40:24,128 -Don't be hating. -Tec, don't! Stop it! 607 00:40:29,926 --> 00:40:32,804 Y'all gonna be real sorry, the both of you. 608 00:40:36,516 --> 00:40:39,435 -You all right? -Yeah, I'm okay. 609 00:40:39,602 --> 00:40:43,106 -Who was that? -Old history. 610 00:40:44,232 --> 00:40:46,025 You know what? Come on. 611 00:40:46,401 --> 00:40:47,527 He strong. 612 00:40:52,615 --> 00:40:54,701 -Excuse me. -Where we going? 613 00:40:54,909 --> 00:40:57,829 Just shut up. Move, please? 614 00:40:57,996 --> 00:40:59,622 You gotta get out of here. 615 00:40:59,831 --> 00:41:02,917 -You letting me go? -I'm not having your blood on my hands. 616 00:41:03,126 --> 00:41:05,128 It's the red Honda by the door. Just go. 617 00:41:05,295 --> 00:41:08,923 All the way from Malibu, B-Rad. Give it up for B-Rad. 618 00:41:09,132 --> 00:41:11,801 Straight out of Malibu. B-Rad, come on up. B-Rad. 619 00:41:12,010 --> 00:41:15,013 -Go! -I can't. 620 00:41:15,221 --> 00:41:16,931 -Why? -Shondra... 621 00:41:17,098 --> 00:41:20,018 ...anybody can rap at the Malibu County Fair. 622 00:41:20,226 --> 00:41:24,230 This is my chance, my one shot. I gotta prove myself. 623 00:41:30,820 --> 00:41:33,406 This is gonna be like an episode of Oz. 624 00:41:34,532 --> 00:41:36,409 Yeah, excuse me. 625 00:41:36,618 --> 00:41:40,413 Yeah, I'm just gonna go on stage, do my rhyme thing. 626 00:41:42,624 --> 00:41:45,418 They kind of pack them in tight here. 627 00:41:45,627 --> 00:41:48,713 -Get up there. Do your thing. -Yeah, get up there, fool! 628 00:41:48,922 --> 00:41:50,507 Oh, hell, no! No, hell, no. 629 00:41:51,299 --> 00:41:53,801 Him? No! Hell, no. 630 00:41:54,636 --> 00:41:57,805 -Do you all have a locker? -Man, come on. You a rapper? 631 00:41:58,014 --> 00:41:58,932 Yeah, straight up. 632 00:41:59,307 --> 00:42:01,726 I didn't know Dairy Queen had a rap label. 633 00:42:01,809 --> 00:42:05,021 Hey, I may be white, but my rhymes is tight. 634 00:42:06,022 --> 00:42:08,525 -I'm down, y'all. -No, you ain't down, homey. 635 00:42:08,733 --> 00:42:11,528 I ain't battling no bitch, homey, first of all. 636 00:42:12,612 --> 00:42:14,322 I know you heard that! 637 00:42:16,032 --> 00:42:18,618 Yo, Felli! Can I serve this fool right quick? 638 00:42:18,827 --> 00:42:21,621 Hey, man. Serve him, dog. 639 00:42:21,913 --> 00:42:24,707 Hey, y'all give it up for my man Hi-C. 640 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:29,128 Let's set it off. What's it gonna be, Saltine? Heads or tail? 641 00:42:29,629 --> 00:42:31,631 Tiz-ziz-ails! 642 00:42:36,427 --> 00:42:38,721 Tails. I like tails, please. 643 00:42:39,806 --> 00:42:41,933 What's it gonna be? First or second? 644 00:42:42,016 --> 00:42:44,227 Hey, ladies first. 645 00:42:47,605 --> 00:42:50,024 No. Y'all cut it out. Serve him, Hi-C. 646 00:42:51,109 --> 00:42:53,820 Man, check this out. I got something for his ass. 647 00:42:54,028 --> 00:42:56,823 Do this for me, let me hear-- Yeah, say: 648 00:43:29,022 --> 00:43:33,318 Y'all give it up for Hi-C! Hi-C in the house! 649 00:43:33,735 --> 00:43:37,030 Big Steel serving, baby, serving heavy his style. 650 00:43:43,036 --> 00:43:45,413 Man, I ain't gonna battle this little punk. 651 00:43:46,414 --> 00:43:47,707 Let's see what you got. 652 00:43:56,424 --> 00:43:59,719 When I say, "Mali," you say, "'Bu." Mali-- 653 00:44:03,598 --> 00:44:05,725 Okay, feeling the love. 654 00:44:10,021 --> 00:44:11,523 Here we go, dog! 655 00:44:12,315 --> 00:44:15,527 One, two, three, four, flow! 656 00:45:04,409 --> 00:45:05,910 I'm sorry. 657 00:45:19,632 --> 00:45:23,303 It's Black History Month. You out your rabbit-ass mind? 658 00:45:23,928 --> 00:45:27,599 What is this? Is this some sort of rap initiation? 659 00:45:27,807 --> 00:45:29,934 This is not how they do it on American Idol. 660 00:45:39,319 --> 00:45:40,820 Come on. 661 00:45:44,616 --> 00:45:46,326 Don't be hating. 662 00:45:49,704 --> 00:45:53,500 Yo, all y'all rappers out there! My name is Brad Gluckman... 663 00:45:53,708 --> 00:45:56,503 ...and when I'm on the mic, you can really say I suck, man! 664 00:45:56,711 --> 00:45:59,506 Look, y'all. Y'all had y'all laugh. Just chill out. 665 00:45:59,631 --> 00:46:02,217 Yeah, because B-Rad G's about to get ill. 666 00:46:02,425 --> 00:46:07,096 Yo, I ain't laughed that hard in a long, long time. For real. 667 00:46:07,722 --> 00:46:11,226 Hey, yo, player. Your pops called, and you know what he said? 668 00:46:11,309 --> 00:46:12,435 He ain't paying. 669 00:46:12,602 --> 00:46:15,396 He just wants you to stay in the 'hood with the brothers. 670 00:46:15,605 --> 00:46:18,233 You know, since you so down and all. 671 00:46:18,399 --> 00:46:20,735 I guess we gonna have to smoke your punk ass. 672 00:46:20,902 --> 00:46:23,029 What you think about that? 673 00:46:24,614 --> 00:46:26,908 I don't care no more. 674 00:46:27,325 --> 00:46:29,702 I got nothing to live for. 675 00:46:30,495 --> 00:46:32,705 Go ahead, smoke me. 676 00:46:39,128 --> 00:46:40,296 Dude. 677 00:46:40,505 --> 00:46:42,507 You believe what they putting on-stage? 678 00:46:42,715 --> 00:46:45,802 That's right. You getting played, homey. Straight out, dog. 679 00:46:46,135 --> 00:46:49,097 -Excuse me? -I said you getting played, dog. 680 00:46:49,597 --> 00:46:53,601 Little white boy up there hitting your lady. She digging it, loving what's going on. 681 00:46:54,018 --> 00:46:57,730 You know what I was kind of thinking to myself? Maybe I'd go next. 682 00:46:57,897 --> 00:47:00,733 -You want next? -Let a homeboy get some action, you know? 683 00:47:04,821 --> 00:47:06,698 Hey, homes! What's up? 684 00:47:06,823 --> 00:47:08,908 -Not here, Tec. -What you wanna do? 685 00:47:09,117 --> 00:47:11,828 I wanna bag me a white boy, that's what I wanna do. 686 00:47:20,003 --> 00:47:22,714 Hey, you okay? 687 00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:27,802 You know, it's not as bad as it seems. 688 00:47:28,219 --> 00:47:32,515 It's worse. Everybody's right. My rhymes is weak. 689 00:47:32,724 --> 00:47:34,434 You just need a little work. 690 00:47:34,726 --> 00:47:37,729 I should've run when you gave me the chance. 691 00:47:37,896 --> 00:47:42,901 No, you were right. I respect you for getting up there. You got mad heart. 692 00:47:43,109 --> 00:47:47,405 But you heard them laughing. I ain't nothing but a busta. 693 00:47:47,530 --> 00:47:49,908 They just don't understand you. 694 00:47:50,116 --> 00:47:54,621 None of them know how hardcore it is up in Malibu. 695 00:47:55,622 --> 00:47:58,124 -Yeah? -Yeah. 696 00:47:58,333 --> 00:48:02,295 With the traffic... 697 00:48:03,213 --> 00:48:06,299 ...and the sharks. Y'all got sharks. 698 00:48:06,508 --> 00:48:09,928 And when the public be all up on your private beach? 699 00:48:10,136 --> 00:48:12,931 Right. Right. 700 00:48:14,098 --> 00:48:17,435 You just gotta stick with it and be yourself. 701 00:48:17,519 --> 00:48:20,230 Don't let anybody tell you who you are. 702 00:48:21,523 --> 00:48:23,608 You all right, B-Rad. 703 00:48:24,317 --> 00:48:25,819 Shondra? 704 00:48:28,196 --> 00:48:33,326 You know when I was saying earlier, in the car, about being a player and all? 705 00:48:33,827 --> 00:48:35,829 I was just fooling. 706 00:48:37,705 --> 00:48:40,124 I ain't never been with a real black girl before. 707 00:48:40,333 --> 00:48:42,502 -For real? -Well, except on the lnternet. 708 00:48:45,213 --> 00:48:48,508 You the finest girl I ever seen in my whole life. 709 00:48:50,134 --> 00:48:52,011 And I was wondering... 710 00:48:52,720 --> 00:48:55,723 ...since they're gonna ice me in the morning... 711 00:48:55,807 --> 00:48:58,434 ...could l, like, kind of, maybe... 712 00:48:59,936 --> 00:49:01,604 ...hopefully... 713 00:49:02,313 --> 00:49:04,315 ...kiss you? 714 00:49:07,235 --> 00:49:09,195 You so pretty. 715 00:49:09,821 --> 00:49:11,614 Thank you. 716 00:49:23,918 --> 00:49:25,628 Oh, you real pretty! 717 00:49:31,634 --> 00:49:36,097 Damn, fool! I said kiss! I offered you a snack, not the whole kitchen! 718 00:49:38,016 --> 00:49:40,727 My bad! My bad! 719 00:49:42,896 --> 00:49:44,606 My bad. 720 00:49:47,025 --> 00:49:50,403 Oh, hell, no! Hell, no! Get your ass up! 721 00:49:50,612 --> 00:49:52,822 Get your big ass up! Move! 722 00:49:52,906 --> 00:49:57,619 All right, that's it. This game is whack. I want my money and then y'all can get out. 723 00:49:57,702 --> 00:50:00,622 Hey, Shondra, but we're not done yet. 724 00:50:00,705 --> 00:50:02,832 And you ain't never gonna be done. 725 00:50:02,999 --> 00:50:07,295 Did it ever occur to you clowns this might be the way he really is? 726 00:50:07,420 --> 00:50:09,005 No. 727 00:50:09,214 --> 00:50:12,425 Whatever. Look, I did what you asked. I want my money. 728 00:50:12,634 --> 00:50:16,930 You fail to realize that putting together this operation has been quite expensive. 729 00:50:17,096 --> 00:50:19,098 Bling bling! 730 00:50:19,307 --> 00:50:21,100 Excuse me? 731 00:50:21,309 --> 00:50:24,521 -I might not have all the money right now. -Are you playing me? 732 00:50:25,730 --> 00:50:30,401 Y'all better get my money or I'm going in there and I'm gonna tell him what's up. 733 00:50:48,795 --> 00:50:50,296 Hey, dog. 734 00:50:52,632 --> 00:50:54,425 Down here, dog. 735 00:50:57,929 --> 00:50:59,514 Stuart Little? 736 00:50:59,722 --> 00:51:03,226 Negro, please. That little white rat ain't got nothing on me. 737 00:51:03,309 --> 00:51:06,020 Yo, I'm Ronnie Rizzat, represizzent. 738 00:51:07,730 --> 00:51:08,731 Hey, Ronnie. 739 00:51:08,898 --> 00:51:11,901 -Why you down, dog? -I'm a failure. 740 00:51:12,110 --> 00:51:14,195 No, it ain't like that, fool. 741 00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:18,324 You need to stop listening to all them perpetrators and just be yourself. 742 00:51:18,533 --> 00:51:21,536 -For real? -For rizzeal. Pound it. 743 00:51:24,914 --> 00:51:26,833 Hold up. 744 00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:31,004 You saying if I put my mind to it, I can be whatever I wanna be? 745 00:51:31,296 --> 00:51:34,299 -Damn straight. -That if I follow my dreams... 746 00:51:34,424 --> 00:51:37,010 -...I can achieve true happiness? -Word. 747 00:51:37,135 --> 00:51:41,097 And if I work hard, I can be the biggest rapper there ever was? 748 00:51:41,431 --> 00:51:43,516 Rapper? Hell, no. You stink. 749 00:51:44,434 --> 00:51:45,435 Don't be hating. 750 00:51:45,602 --> 00:51:48,730 I'd rather eat garbage than listen to your tired-ass rhymes. 751 00:51:49,898 --> 00:51:53,109 Now look here, man. I'm up out of here. I gotta go see my lady. 752 00:51:53,318 --> 00:51:55,236 She's a breeder rat at PetCo. 753 00:51:55,403 --> 00:51:58,531 And please believe it. It's all gonna work out for the best. 754 00:51:59,032 --> 00:52:00,909 Oh, shiznit! 755 00:52:21,095 --> 00:52:24,516 He totally bought it. The carjack going into the kidnapping. 756 00:52:24,724 --> 00:52:28,728 And we staged a beautiful liquor store robbery. You should have been there. 757 00:52:28,895 --> 00:52:30,230 Unfortunately... 758 00:52:30,396 --> 00:52:32,232 ...he still seems to be posing... 759 00:52:32,398 --> 00:52:37,111 ...so we've taken it upon ourselves to plan a drive-by shooting next. 760 00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:39,614 Mr. Gluckman will be very happy. 761 00:52:39,697 --> 00:52:42,033 It's gonna take more money than we projected. 762 00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:44,619 We were wondering if you could give us an advance-- 763 00:52:44,828 --> 00:52:45,912 No, no, no, no, no. 764 00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:51,000 You'll get the rest of your money when Richie Cunningham walks through my door. 765 00:52:51,209 --> 00:52:53,920 -Right. I do under-- -Good. 766 00:52:55,505 --> 00:52:57,632 Mr. Gibbons? Hello? 767 00:52:58,007 --> 00:52:59,509 Damn! 768 00:53:00,009 --> 00:53:02,804 They been playing me all along! 769 00:53:03,513 --> 00:53:05,723 I knew my rhymes was dope! 770 00:53:06,099 --> 00:53:09,310 I knew the 'hood couldn't be this bad. 771 00:53:09,727 --> 00:53:11,896 How could they do that? 772 00:53:12,605 --> 00:53:14,023 How could she do that? 773 00:53:14,107 --> 00:53:17,026 All right. The damn fools wanna play? 774 00:53:17,902 --> 00:53:19,612 Then let's play! 775 00:53:23,533 --> 00:53:25,326 What the hell?! 776 00:53:27,704 --> 00:53:29,706 -What the hell are you doing? -Listen up! 777 00:53:30,123 --> 00:53:31,708 B-Rad G's in the hizzy. 778 00:53:31,916 --> 00:53:35,295 And things are gonna start changing around here for shizzy. 779 00:53:35,503 --> 00:53:37,297 Do something! 780 00:53:38,006 --> 00:53:42,010 You better shut your mouth, fool! Get back in that room before I beat your ass. 781 00:53:43,136 --> 00:53:46,097 You feeling froggy? Then leap. 782 00:53:48,933 --> 00:53:52,103 -Anybody else wanna step? -No. 783 00:53:53,021 --> 00:53:55,398 -What the hell got into you? -Shut up, ho! 784 00:53:57,025 --> 00:53:58,401 Ho?! 785 00:53:58,610 --> 00:54:01,529 -Who you calling a ho, ho? -You, ho! 786 00:54:01,905 --> 00:54:05,909 The same ho that gave up that weak-ass kiss five minutes ago in the bedroom. 787 00:54:06,326 --> 00:54:08,119 -Really? -Shondra. 788 00:54:08,328 --> 00:54:10,622 I told you she liked white boys. 789 00:54:11,122 --> 00:54:16,211 -Who do you think you are? -I'm B-Rad G from ' Bu. Represent. 790 00:54:16,336 --> 00:54:20,632 What y'all didn't realize is, I was trying to put my mobbing days behind me. 791 00:54:21,007 --> 00:54:23,801 But rolling with y'all done re-awoke my inner killer. 792 00:54:24,010 --> 00:54:26,930 So let's start dropping bodies! 793 00:54:30,808 --> 00:54:35,396 -Don't stand there! Come on, girl, help us! -You created that monster. You deal with it! 794 00:54:38,107 --> 00:54:41,236 -Hey, where you going, man? -I need to take a drive. 795 00:54:41,402 --> 00:54:45,406 -Where you fixing to drive to? -I think today's a good day to die. 796 00:54:47,325 --> 00:54:49,828 Why you talking crazy, man? Just be cool. Hey! 797 00:54:50,036 --> 00:54:52,121 I might as well go out in a blaze of glory. 798 00:54:52,330 --> 00:54:54,833 My daddy don't love me, my rhymes is played out... 799 00:54:54,916 --> 00:54:58,628 -...I ain't down enough for y'all. -No, you're down. Isn't he down, PJ? 800 00:54:59,796 --> 00:55:03,424 -Tree, ain't he down? -Yeah, he down as they come, fool! 801 00:55:04,217 --> 00:55:07,929 -Oh, my God! -It's a jack! 802 00:55:08,096 --> 00:55:09,806 Get out the car, white boy! 803 00:55:11,099 --> 00:55:13,309 Oh, you that weak fuck from the club. 804 00:55:14,811 --> 00:55:16,813 Get your behind out the car, man! 805 00:55:17,021 --> 00:55:19,315 -Got something for me? -Hell, yeah. 806 00:55:19,399 --> 00:55:21,818 -You ready to die? -Ain't that a "co-inky-dink." 807 00:55:22,026 --> 00:55:24,529 I was just talking to my two homeys about that. 808 00:55:24,612 --> 00:55:26,698 -Shut up and move. Move him! -All right. 809 00:55:26,906 --> 00:55:30,702 But y'all should change up your style because this jackings is getting tired. 810 00:55:30,910 --> 00:55:36,124 Hey, yo, Bloodbath, if there's one scratch on my ride, I'm gonna eat your children! 811 00:55:36,207 --> 00:55:39,002 -Shotgun! -Yo, Deuce, shut him up. 812 00:55:39,419 --> 00:55:40,628 Jesus. 813 00:55:40,712 --> 00:55:43,506 8 Ball, what should we do with Bloodbath and his friend? 814 00:55:43,715 --> 00:55:46,217 -Nothing. -I said shotgun. 815 00:55:46,426 --> 00:55:47,635 Know what shotgun means? 816 00:55:47,802 --> 00:55:51,598 Shotgun means I ride in the front. You better hope I don't piss in your trunk. 817 00:55:51,806 --> 00:55:53,308 Shut up. 818 00:55:54,934 --> 00:55:58,229 Allow me to clear this up for you, my dogs. My name isn't Bloodbath... 819 00:55:58,396 --> 00:56:00,607 ...it's Sean James, and I'm just an actor-- 820 00:56:00,732 --> 00:56:04,611 -ls Shondra hitting that white boy? -I don't think anyone's hitting anybody. 821 00:56:04,819 --> 00:56:08,615 -She's just in on the scam we have going. -What you talking about, scams? 822 00:56:09,824 --> 00:56:13,203 Hey, player, we were just hired to kidnap Bill Gluckman's son, man. 823 00:56:13,411 --> 00:56:16,623 -That's all we was doing. -ls that that dude running for governor? 824 00:56:16,915 --> 00:56:18,833 -You know him? -Hell, yeah. 825 00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:21,503 -Down with the bitches and ho's. -I'm voting for him. 826 00:56:21,711 --> 00:56:24,005 You think we ignorant because we live in the 'hood? 827 00:56:24,214 --> 00:56:26,299 I didn't say that. 828 00:56:26,799 --> 00:56:30,803 -Man, we would never say that, brother! -Silence! 829 00:56:32,013 --> 00:56:35,725 Yo, we got Gluckman's son. Gotta be worth more alive than dead. 830 00:56:35,808 --> 00:56:37,310 -What you think? -Gotta be. 831 00:56:37,936 --> 00:56:40,021 Grab Fatback. I got Milk Dud. 832 00:56:40,104 --> 00:56:42,232 -Let's roll. -I'm soft. 833 00:56:42,524 --> 00:56:45,318 The polls say that since Brad has been out of the picture... 834 00:56:45,527 --> 00:56:47,195 ...we have gone up six points. 835 00:56:47,403 --> 00:56:49,697 Yeah, but we're still dead in the urban demos. 836 00:56:49,823 --> 00:56:51,825 -Gays too. -We can't win without them. 837 00:56:52,325 --> 00:56:53,910 -Mr. Gibbons? -Yeah. 838 00:56:54,118 --> 00:56:56,204 I have a Sean on the phone for you, sir. 839 00:57:00,708 --> 00:57:02,836 Check it out, homes. Is that him or what? 840 00:57:02,919 --> 00:57:04,796 Yeah, that's Tec from the l-9s, homes. 841 00:57:05,129 --> 00:57:09,425 Call Cyco. Tell him to bring it all down. We're gonna have ourself a party tonight. 842 00:57:09,926 --> 00:57:14,305 Mr. Gibbons, we have a real serious problem here. 843 00:57:14,806 --> 00:57:18,309 -I told you no more money. -Yes, I realize you said that, but this is-- 844 00:57:18,518 --> 00:57:21,521 -We're in really big troub-- -Listen, fool. 845 00:57:21,729 --> 00:57:26,025 Gluckman's boy's been kidnapped for real, along with your punk-ass friends. 846 00:57:26,234 --> 00:57:27,819 Kidnapped? 847 00:57:28,027 --> 00:57:32,699 If Mr. Governor wants to see his punk bitch baby boy alive again... 848 00:57:32,907 --> 00:57:35,326 ...I want 500 grand by tomorrow midnight. 849 00:57:37,203 --> 00:57:38,830 How do I know this is real? 850 00:57:39,122 --> 00:57:43,126 What, you think your actors is this good? Say something! 851 00:57:44,127 --> 00:57:45,920 Please help us. 852 00:57:46,504 --> 00:57:48,298 I am... 853 00:57:48,506 --> 00:57:50,008 ...so... 854 00:57:51,217 --> 00:57:53,011 ...scared! 855 00:57:53,136 --> 00:57:55,930 Please help us. 856 00:57:57,015 --> 00:57:59,726 -Well? -Okay. I'm convinced. 857 00:58:00,018 --> 00:58:03,605 -Get my money. -Fine. I can arrange that, but-- 858 00:58:03,813 --> 00:58:05,815 You got 1 0 minutes. 859 00:58:06,900 --> 00:58:08,610 -Now what? -We wait. 860 00:58:09,736 --> 00:58:12,697 -What?! -They want 500 grand or they'll kill him. 861 00:58:12,822 --> 00:58:15,325 -You've gotta be kidding me. -Oh, come on! Oh, no! 862 00:58:15,408 --> 00:58:17,327 -Oh, my God. -We're going to jail. 863 00:58:17,535 --> 00:58:20,330 Wait, slow down. Don't panic. 864 00:58:20,497 --> 00:58:22,916 -lt was your idea! -That was idiotic! 865 00:58:23,124 --> 00:58:27,712 Don't panic. Just let me think this through here. 866 00:58:27,795 --> 00:58:29,506 You're as guilty as any of us. 867 00:58:32,008 --> 00:58:36,012 Now, we may just have a very interesting opportunity here. 868 00:58:36,221 --> 00:58:39,098 -Where are you going with this? -The negatives are obvious. 869 00:58:39,307 --> 00:58:42,227 Yeah! Bill drops out of the race, emotional distress. 870 00:58:42,435 --> 00:58:44,813 I can handle Bill. What are the positives? 871 00:58:45,021 --> 00:58:47,232 Well, there are just so many. 872 00:58:47,398 --> 00:58:49,818 -No more Brad problem. -Right. 873 00:58:51,027 --> 00:58:52,028 Right, I like that! 874 00:58:52,195 --> 00:58:55,907 With a dead son, sympathy could spike us in the female and gay demos. 875 00:58:56,032 --> 00:58:57,408 Wait, I've got the image! 876 00:58:57,617 --> 00:58:59,828 Bill weeping... 877 00:59:00,036 --> 00:59:03,998 ...over Brad's open casket. 878 00:59:04,207 --> 00:59:06,334 After grieving, he goes on the offensive. 879 00:59:06,501 --> 00:59:07,710 -His war on crime! -Drugs! 880 00:59:07,919 --> 00:59:09,128 -Gangs! -It's what's hot! 881 00:59:09,295 --> 00:59:11,923 -Oh, that's great! -It's just what we needed! 882 00:59:14,300 --> 00:59:17,220 -Get over there, man. -Hold me! 883 00:59:17,303 --> 00:59:18,805 -Who this? -No deal. 884 00:59:19,097 --> 00:59:22,225 -Say what? -Bill Gluckman does not deal with criminals. 885 00:59:22,517 --> 00:59:24,519 That's it. His punk ass is dead. 886 00:59:24,727 --> 00:59:27,522 You do what you have to do. We'll do what we have to do. 887 00:59:27,897 --> 00:59:29,399 There you go. 888 00:59:32,527 --> 00:59:35,822 That was cold. Yo, take off the tape. 889 00:59:36,823 --> 00:59:39,909 Goddamn, that hurts like a motherfick! 890 00:59:40,118 --> 00:59:42,495 I'm gonna have to teach you all some manners! 891 00:59:42,704 --> 00:59:44,330 Your daddy ain't paying. 892 00:59:44,497 --> 00:59:47,000 -Tell me something I don't know. -What? 893 00:59:47,417 --> 00:59:50,795 You heard me, you half-stepping, moist-ass bitch! 894 00:59:51,004 --> 00:59:54,799 -Excuse me? -You gonna do it like that? 895 00:59:55,300 --> 00:59:58,511 -All right, then. Bring it. -It's been brought. 896 00:59:58,595 --> 01:00:01,598 Okay, then. That gat's real, right? 897 01:00:01,806 --> 01:00:06,811 So then do it. Put crackerjack out his misery. Come on, y'all. 898 01:00:07,020 --> 01:00:09,606 -I'll do it myself. Pull the trigger! -Get him! 899 01:00:09,814 --> 01:00:12,317 This fool is crazy! I cannot deal with this shit. 900 01:00:16,905 --> 01:00:18,114 Oh, damn! 901 01:00:20,033 --> 01:00:23,119 -Nice. Yeah, this is good. -Get your ass down, fool! 902 01:00:31,211 --> 01:00:33,213 Y'all take this seriously! 903 01:00:33,421 --> 01:00:35,632 -I love you, Sean. -I love you too. 904 01:00:35,715 --> 01:00:38,009 Lay down some cover, fool! 905 01:00:39,302 --> 01:00:41,596 We can't! They too strapped! 906 01:00:42,096 --> 01:00:44,224 "We can't! they too strapped!" 907 01:00:44,724 --> 01:00:47,310 -What we gonna do? -"What we gonna do? " 908 01:00:49,229 --> 01:00:53,733 Punks. Give me them gats. Y'all are serious crazy. 909 01:00:53,900 --> 01:00:56,611 Y'all wanna play? Then let's play. 910 01:01:03,409 --> 01:01:05,119 Y'all know who you dealing with? 911 01:01:05,203 --> 01:01:08,206 I'm Malibu's most wanted, y'all! 912 01:01:08,414 --> 01:01:12,710 King Kong ain't got nothing on me! 913 01:01:21,928 --> 01:01:25,807 Damn. These special effects is the bomb. 914 01:01:26,432 --> 01:01:27,600 -Let's go! -Let's dip! 915 01:01:27,809 --> 01:01:29,310 Let's go! 916 01:01:44,534 --> 01:01:46,536 It's safe now, y'all. 917 01:01:46,703 --> 01:01:47,996 Hey, yo, that was ill. 918 01:01:48,121 --> 01:01:52,000 And y'all punk asses ain't do nothing. All that buffness for no reason. 919 01:01:52,333 --> 01:01:53,835 That's him. 920 01:01:54,002 --> 01:01:55,795 Get over here. 921 01:01:56,921 --> 01:01:59,924 -Where you learn that from? -Grand Theft Auto 3. 922 01:02:00,216 --> 01:02:03,511 -Word? Can I borrow that? -You got a PlayStation 2? 923 01:02:03,803 --> 01:02:07,307 -No, I got GameCast. -GameCast? 924 01:02:07,515 --> 01:02:09,726 There's GameCube and Dreamcast. Which you got? 925 01:02:09,934 --> 01:02:12,812 I said I got GameCast, man. Damn! I can't afford it! 926 01:02:13,021 --> 01:02:15,231 My bad. I'm just trying to help you out. 927 01:02:29,996 --> 01:02:31,831 I'm gonna holler at you. 928 01:02:31,998 --> 01:02:34,209 -My wigga. -Hey, what up, my nizzle? 929 01:02:34,417 --> 01:02:38,421 What's up, baby? How you doing, man? I got something for you. 930 01:02:38,796 --> 01:02:40,715 That's yours, B. 931 01:02:41,007 --> 01:02:43,218 -Oh, for real? -Yeah. 932 01:02:43,801 --> 01:02:45,929 Yo, you shouldn't have. 933 01:02:46,721 --> 01:02:48,932 Serious moment. Bring it in, y'all. 934 01:02:49,015 --> 01:02:53,019 Welcome to the Nines, baby. Only way out now is in a box. 935 01:02:54,020 --> 01:02:56,523 -ln a box? -ln a box. 936 01:02:57,607 --> 01:03:00,735 Oh, in a box. Right. 937 01:03:16,626 --> 01:03:18,503 Good evening, I'm Hal Fishman. 938 01:03:18,711 --> 01:03:21,923 We open tonight with a Channel 5 News exclusive. 939 01:03:22,131 --> 01:03:24,926 A security camera captured incredible footage... 940 01:03:25,134 --> 01:03:30,431 ...of gang violence tonight as it flared on the streets of South Central. 941 01:03:30,598 --> 01:03:35,812 This hardcore gangster, believed to be the notorious White Kong... 942 01:03:36,020 --> 01:03:38,898 ...ringleader of a South Central street gang... 943 01:03:39,023 --> 01:03:44,696 ...fired his weapons with wanton disregard for human life or personal property. 944 01:03:44,821 --> 01:03:48,116 If you have any information on the whereabouts of this man... 945 01:03:48,324 --> 01:03:53,329 ...call our KTLA hotline at 800- 1-SNITCH. 946 01:03:53,413 --> 01:03:59,002 Oh, my God! 947 01:04:03,006 --> 01:04:07,010 Yo, that is some hardcore shnizit. 948 01:04:07,635 --> 01:04:09,220 Damn, Moch, what are we gonna do? 949 01:04:10,013 --> 01:04:12,807 We're gonna bounce back to our respective cribs... 950 01:04:12,932 --> 01:04:16,936 ...jack our mom and dad's biggest gats, jet down to South Central and save his ass. 951 01:04:17,020 --> 01:04:18,396 -Word. -Word. 952 01:04:19,230 --> 01:04:22,817 Hey, Bradley's been involved in a gang shooting. 953 01:04:23,026 --> 01:04:25,904 -What? -No, it couldn't be. No. 954 01:04:26,112 --> 01:04:29,032 His face is all over the news. I think I'd know my own son. 955 01:04:29,407 --> 01:04:32,035 All right, well, I'm sure there's a logical explanation. 956 01:04:32,202 --> 01:04:34,204 Get some sleep and let me take care of it. 957 01:04:34,412 --> 01:04:37,499 Sleep? He's shooting the hell out of South Central. Let's go get him. 958 01:04:37,624 --> 01:04:41,419 No! Bill, you have a debate tomorrow in Sacramento. 959 01:04:41,628 --> 01:04:43,713 The hell with the debate. 960 01:04:43,922 --> 01:04:46,424 Cancel that and you can kiss this campaign goodbye. 961 01:04:46,633 --> 01:04:49,719 Shove the debate up your ass. I'm not gonna lose my son over this. 962 01:04:49,928 --> 01:04:52,096 Listen, I understand you're upset... 963 01:04:52,305 --> 01:04:57,310 ...but for once in your life will you think outside the box? For once? 964 01:04:57,435 --> 01:05:00,230 This whole thing, this whole Brad thing with the gangs... 965 01:05:00,396 --> 01:05:02,398 ...we can spin it. Make it into a positive. 966 01:05:02,607 --> 01:05:04,901 -Positive? -lf he's arrested or injured... 967 01:05:05,109 --> 01:05:07,111 ...we can spin it so you're the victim. 968 01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:11,115 -"Crime reaches everyone" kind of thing. -Are you trying to get votes out of this? 969 01:05:11,324 --> 01:05:13,618 I'm trying to win and you don't seem to care! 970 01:05:13,827 --> 01:05:16,996 -I'm his father! -Since when? 971 01:05:20,834 --> 01:05:23,628 Since right now. 972 01:05:24,796 --> 01:05:27,215 And you're fired. 973 01:05:38,434 --> 01:05:42,397 We need to brainstorm on how I get my job back. 974 01:05:49,696 --> 01:05:51,114 Hello, this is OnStar. 975 01:05:51,322 --> 01:05:56,828 I'm looking for a location of the license number D-SHlzNlT. 976 01:05:56,995 --> 01:06:00,623 That vehicle is at the corner of McKinley and 82nd Street, sir. 977 01:06:14,220 --> 01:06:16,514 What are you supposed to be? Robo-bitch? 978 01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:21,311 All right, Monster, what are you packing? 979 01:06:22,103 --> 01:06:23,897 -This. -What is that? 980 01:06:24,105 --> 01:06:26,608 My pop's spear gat, from the yacht. 981 01:06:26,816 --> 01:06:29,319 What is he hunting, Flipper? 982 01:06:31,196 --> 01:06:33,406 Think you so bad. 983 01:06:33,615 --> 01:06:35,700 -What you got? -Never mind. 984 01:06:35,825 --> 01:06:39,829 -Come on, let's see it. -All right, chill. Chill. 985 01:06:42,832 --> 01:06:46,211 -ls that a freaking musket? -Yeah, it's a freaking musket. 986 01:06:46,419 --> 01:06:49,005 Shut up! Shut up, you damn posers! 987 01:06:50,423 --> 01:06:55,428 -Hadji, how about you? -I couldn't get much, yo. Just this. 988 01:06:57,096 --> 01:06:59,098 Oh, my God. 989 01:07:01,518 --> 01:07:06,314 -Dang! Where'd you get all that? -Christmas present from Uncle Ahmet. 990 01:07:09,025 --> 01:07:10,819 Mercedes-Benz, may I help you? 991 01:07:11,027 --> 01:07:16,324 Hell, yes, chickenhead! I need a location on license plate D-SHlzNlT. 992 01:07:17,033 --> 01:07:20,620 That car is on the corner of McKinley and 82nd Street. 993 01:07:45,520 --> 01:07:47,897 -Where's he going? -Are they making a sandwich? 994 01:07:53,403 --> 01:07:55,905 He's the mayonnaise between the wheat bread. 995 01:07:56,114 --> 01:07:58,408 Go, Brad! Get some black ass! 996 01:07:59,617 --> 01:08:01,411 Get some black ass. 997 01:08:11,504 --> 01:08:15,508 -Where's B-Rad at? -I haven't seen a thing. I haven't seen him. 998 01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:19,721 -Shondra? A little help, please? -Sit your monkey ass down. Don't move. 999 01:08:20,805 --> 01:08:23,516 What you know about this? What you know about that? 1000 01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:26,603 -You want some of this crotch? -Yeah, he does. 1001 01:08:27,103 --> 01:08:28,813 Get it, girl. 1002 01:08:29,022 --> 01:08:32,901 You know what? You know, I just tested positive... 1003 01:08:33,318 --> 01:08:36,404 ...for G-A-M-E. 1004 01:08:36,613 --> 01:08:40,325 -All right, gangsta. -Come on, girl. Let's do this. 1005 01:08:40,533 --> 01:08:42,202 -Okay. -We gonna show you something. 1006 01:08:42,327 --> 01:08:45,497 -Wait till you see what we're gonna do. -I ain't mad at nothing. 1007 01:08:45,705 --> 01:08:48,333 -I wanna learn. -You wanna learn? 1008 01:08:48,416 --> 01:08:52,420 I like that. I'm ready for the chocolate love. 1009 01:08:53,213 --> 01:08:55,798 -Shondra? -Yeah, it's Shondra... 1010 01:08:55,924 --> 01:08:58,301 ...but I guess I wasn't good enough for you. 1011 01:08:58,510 --> 01:09:01,429 -What? -You had to get two more. 1012 01:09:01,596 --> 01:09:03,223 -No, she didn't. -Yes, she did. 1013 01:09:03,306 --> 01:09:07,727 This no-good, deadbeat, weak-ass white boy won't take care of little Malik. 1014 01:09:07,936 --> 01:09:11,105 -Malik? -Or Taquayzsha. 1015 01:09:11,314 --> 01:09:13,608 -Taquayzsha? -Or Nahojay. 1016 01:09:13,817 --> 01:09:16,402 -Naho-who? -Oh, no, now that's trifling. 1017 01:09:16,528 --> 01:09:18,696 -Let's get out of here. -Thank you, girl. 1018 01:09:18,905 --> 01:09:21,908 No problem, ladies. Okay, bye-bye. 1019 01:09:22,116 --> 01:09:25,328 Damn. Why you throwing salt on my G-A-M-E? 1020 01:09:25,495 --> 01:09:28,915 I am saving your lily-white ass. Now come on. 1021 01:09:29,123 --> 01:09:31,835 I ain't going nowhere. I'm a l-9 now. 1022 01:09:32,502 --> 01:09:34,420 Peep my tat. 1023 01:09:34,712 --> 01:09:38,299 -Listen, fool-- -No, you listen. I know what you done. 1024 01:09:38,508 --> 01:09:42,512 How this whole thing is fake. The stickup, the kidnap, the whole nizzy. 1025 01:09:44,222 --> 01:09:48,017 -Damn. -No, you damn. Why you play me? 1026 01:09:48,226 --> 01:09:52,105 -For the money. -Money? What you need money for? 1027 01:09:52,313 --> 01:09:57,026 Look, fool, this may sound stupid to you, but not everybody has money. 1028 01:09:57,235 --> 01:09:59,821 And for the people who don't, money is important. 1029 01:10:00,029 --> 01:10:02,407 You're probably still flipping me and whatnot. 1030 01:10:02,532 --> 01:10:06,119 Damn it, B-Rad, this is real. Tec and his crew are real. 1031 01:10:06,327 --> 01:10:07,912 Oh, really? 1032 01:10:07,996 --> 01:10:11,833 Well, then if Tec is real, then this gat must be real. 1033 01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:16,004 And if this gat is real, then the bullets in it have got to be real. 1034 01:10:16,296 --> 01:10:20,008 And seeing how my foot is real, this would really hurt. 1035 01:10:21,426 --> 01:10:25,013 See that? I just shot my foot. 1036 01:10:27,599 --> 01:10:30,101 And it's real! 1037 01:10:30,310 --> 01:10:36,107 Oh, my God, this whole thing is real! I just shot my foot. 1038 01:10:36,316 --> 01:10:39,027 I just shot my foot. I just shot my foot. 1039 01:10:39,235 --> 01:10:42,113 Sit. Stop hopping around, fool. Goodness. 1040 01:10:42,197 --> 01:10:45,700 -Oh, God. Oh, Shondra, I'm dying! -This cap barely grazed you. 1041 01:10:45,909 --> 01:10:48,828 -I can't live! -Lucky you such a weak-ass shot. 1042 01:10:48,995 --> 01:10:52,999 -Then it's real. This whole thing is real! -Stop moving. 1043 01:10:53,500 --> 01:10:57,128 -Hey, who doing all that popping up-- -Oh, God. 1044 01:10:57,921 --> 01:11:00,798 Hey, what the hell? Hey, what up, cuz? 1045 01:11:01,007 --> 01:11:06,805 Hey, Tec! My road dog, yeah. Just the man I want to see. 1046 01:11:07,514 --> 01:11:09,933 -You know Shondra. -What's going on, Shondra? 1047 01:11:10,016 --> 01:11:13,019 -Tec, I swear, it is not what it looks like. -Don't lie to me. 1048 01:11:13,228 --> 01:11:15,605 That was my line and it always was what it looked like. 1049 01:11:15,897 --> 01:11:19,526 -What's going on with your boyfriend? -I'd love to kick it with you... 1050 01:11:19,734 --> 01:11:22,403 ...and run this thizzang, but I got business back in Bu... 1051 01:11:22,612 --> 01:11:25,114 ...something with Dre-Dre. So if you don't mind-- 1052 01:11:25,323 --> 01:11:27,325 I do mind! 1053 01:11:27,534 --> 01:11:31,830 Wait, Tec, let me explain. Because I don't belong here. 1054 01:11:31,996 --> 01:11:34,916 What, you done forgot already, fool? I done told you. 1055 01:11:35,124 --> 01:11:39,420 There's only one way out of the l-9s. And your E-ticket's in this here chamber. 1056 01:11:39,796 --> 01:11:42,507 There it is. Did you see how committed he was? 1057 01:11:42,715 --> 01:11:45,426 That's the rage I was talking about. 1058 01:11:45,510 --> 01:11:49,013 Tec, please don't be hating. 1059 01:11:50,098 --> 01:11:52,725 I won't let you do it, Tec. 1060 01:11:53,101 --> 01:11:55,603 Fine. Then I'll just do the both of you, then. 1061 01:12:10,618 --> 01:12:13,329 Damn, fool! You just hit my house! 1062 01:12:13,496 --> 01:12:15,498 -Brad? -Pops? 1063 01:12:15,707 --> 01:12:17,333 It's Mr. Gluckman. 1064 01:12:17,417 --> 01:12:18,835 Brad, you okay? 1065 01:12:19,002 --> 01:12:22,005 Not really. And unless you seriously strapped... 1066 01:12:22,213 --> 01:12:25,216 ...you about to not really be okay too. 1067 01:12:28,928 --> 01:12:32,807 -Hi. Bill Gluckman, running for governor. -We know who you are, fool. 1068 01:12:33,099 --> 01:12:36,311 This dude thinks we ignorant just because we live down here. 1069 01:12:36,519 --> 01:12:39,814 -You better recognize. -Well, I recognize. 1070 01:12:40,023 --> 01:12:46,029 You know, I recognize that street violence is tearing Californians apart. 1071 01:12:46,196 --> 01:12:49,199 And, fellas, California is my family. 1072 01:12:50,408 --> 01:12:52,202 Oh, and here's a thought. 1073 01:12:52,410 --> 01:12:57,123 Instead of thinking of ourselves as what set we're from, what crew you're rolling with... 1074 01:12:58,208 --> 01:13:01,836 ...why can't we just be brothers? What do you say? 1075 01:13:03,796 --> 01:13:06,424 I guess I never thought of it like that before. 1076 01:13:06,633 --> 01:13:08,426 -You see that? -Please. 1077 01:13:08,801 --> 01:13:11,095 What do we say, brothers? 1078 01:13:13,097 --> 01:13:15,433 Get your ass out of here. 1079 01:13:21,731 --> 01:13:24,609 Don't anybody know where the goddamn driveway is?! 1080 01:13:32,909 --> 01:13:34,035 Hadji? 1081 01:13:34,202 --> 01:13:36,830 Y'all better step, or I'm gonna have to waste y'all. 1082 01:13:36,996 --> 01:13:41,000 -Yeah, drop your gats! -No, drop your gats! 1083 01:13:42,502 --> 01:13:47,715 Hold up, y'all! Before anybody ices anybody, I got something to say. 1084 01:13:48,716 --> 01:13:51,803 You really weren't gonna pay my ransom? 1085 01:13:52,303 --> 01:13:57,225 Oh, I didn't know anything about that. You gotta believe me. 1086 01:13:57,433 --> 01:14:00,603 -That was not part of the plan. -What was the plan? 1087 01:14:00,728 --> 01:14:02,897 Send me down here to scare me white? 1088 01:14:03,022 --> 01:14:07,026 I know, it was stupid. I tried everything, I didn't know how to deal with you. 1089 01:14:07,110 --> 01:14:09,404 That's because you don't know me... 1090 01:14:09,612 --> 01:14:12,198 ...and you never cared to find out. 1091 01:14:12,532 --> 01:14:17,203 Listen, I made a lot of mistakes. I know that. I'm not proud of myself. 1092 01:14:18,496 --> 01:14:20,707 I wasn't there for you. 1093 01:14:21,124 --> 01:14:24,502 I can't change that, but I always loved you. 1094 01:14:25,295 --> 01:14:30,633 And I still do. And if you say that this is who you really are, I believe you. 1095 01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:34,304 And I accept you. And from here on in... 1096 01:14:35,597 --> 01:14:38,516 ...I promise to be a real father to you. 1097 01:14:39,225 --> 01:14:43,104 -Talk is cheap. Prove it. -Well, I'm here, ain't l? 1098 01:14:51,321 --> 01:14:55,325 All right, Pops. We cool. 1099 01:15:00,413 --> 01:15:01,998 Much love. 1100 01:15:10,507 --> 01:15:13,635 I wish I could talk to my pops like that. 1101 01:15:14,219 --> 01:15:15,804 No doubt. 1102 01:15:16,304 --> 01:15:18,598 I'm gonna call that nigga right now. 1103 01:15:18,723 --> 01:15:21,434 Would you get your emotional gangsta ass together? 1104 01:15:21,601 --> 01:15:25,104 We got business to handle. Let's smoke these fools! 1105 01:15:28,399 --> 01:15:33,029 Tec, before we all smoke each other, can I say one little more thing? 1106 01:15:33,404 --> 01:15:37,408 -What you got to say this time? -Kick it freestyle, Moch. 1107 01:15:46,709 --> 01:15:48,419 Stop. 1108 01:15:49,212 --> 01:15:51,923 Stop. Stop it! 1109 01:15:53,508 --> 01:15:57,095 You say one more line and I'm gonna have to smoke myself! 1110 01:15:57,929 --> 01:15:59,514 All right. 1111 01:15:59,806 --> 01:16:02,433 But all these gats got to go. 1112 01:16:04,435 --> 01:16:06,729 I'm serious, Tec. 1113 01:16:06,813 --> 01:16:09,107 Ain't no more gats. 1114 01:16:09,899 --> 01:16:13,903 B-Rad's right. All this hating is whack. 1115 01:16:29,419 --> 01:16:31,129 Run! 1116 01:17:04,120 --> 01:17:06,831 No, listen to me. You really not listening to me. 1117 01:17:06,998 --> 01:17:09,501 If this ain't rebuilt by the time Moms get back... 1118 01:17:09,709 --> 01:17:12,295 ...it's on you. You gonna get the punishment. 1119 01:17:12,420 --> 01:17:16,716 You gonna laugh at me. You gonna play me?! You know who you playing? 1120 01:17:16,925 --> 01:17:19,719 I have two witnesses who were at the scene of the explosion. 1121 01:17:19,928 --> 01:17:23,306 -Can you tell us what happened? -Oh, yeah, it was crazy, yo. 1122 01:17:23,431 --> 01:17:26,226 All these crazy fools came over strapped with they 9s. 1123 01:17:26,434 --> 01:17:29,395 I was just, like, telling the brothers, " Let's talk about this. 1124 01:17:29,604 --> 01:17:33,107 Let's talk this out. Can't we all just get along? 1125 01:17:33,316 --> 01:17:37,028 Let's find our common ground." I was trying to keep the peace. 1126 01:17:37,195 --> 01:17:41,908 Really, the explosion was just a metaphor. 1127 01:17:42,116 --> 01:17:45,912 A metaphor for anger within our hearts. 1128 01:17:46,120 --> 01:17:50,625 -Because the white man-- -Okay, thank you, Bloodbath and Tree. 1129 01:17:51,209 --> 01:17:53,211 All this mayhem is rumored to have been caused... 1130 01:17:53,419 --> 01:17:57,423 ...by the mysterious White Kong, who is still at large. 1131 01:17:57,799 --> 01:18:01,803 This is Soon-Yee Baxter Hernandez reporting from South Central. 1132 01:18:02,595 --> 01:18:04,097 -Sorry, sir. -Damn. 1133 01:18:04,305 --> 01:18:05,932 Are you all right? 1134 01:18:06,307 --> 01:18:09,102 You mean, besides the fact that I just been harpooned? 1135 01:18:10,728 --> 01:18:13,731 Yeah. No. 1136 01:18:14,607 --> 01:18:17,110 -I'm confused. -About what? 1137 01:18:17,318 --> 01:18:20,321 I don't know what was real and what wasn't. 1138 01:18:28,621 --> 01:18:32,417 Well, I definitely could use a little bit more of that reality. 1139 01:18:41,634 --> 01:18:44,304 What's up? I thought the kitchen was open for business. 1140 01:18:44,429 --> 01:18:48,433 It is open, but you don't put your hands in a sista's hair. Damn, fool. 1141 01:18:48,725 --> 01:18:50,310 My bad. 1142 01:18:50,810 --> 01:18:52,520 Here you go, boo. 1143 01:18:52,729 --> 01:18:54,814 All right, here we go. 1144 01:18:55,315 --> 01:18:59,319 Shondra's Salon is now officially open for business. 1145 01:18:59,736 --> 01:19:01,905 -The chickens be out the coop. -Enjoy, ladies. 1146 01:19:02,113 --> 01:19:07,702 Damn. She got in a fight with a hair dryer. And the hair dryer won. 1147 01:19:09,829 --> 01:19:11,706 Hold up, girl. 1148 01:19:12,499 --> 01:19:14,417 I just wanna thank you. 1149 01:19:14,501 --> 01:19:17,629 You the only person that accepted me for who I really am. 1150 01:19:17,795 --> 01:19:19,797 I appreciate that. 1151 01:19:20,131 --> 01:19:23,718 You also kidnapped me, carjacked me and tried to scare me white. 1152 01:19:23,927 --> 01:19:25,929 I'm gonna let that one go. 1153 01:19:27,096 --> 01:19:30,433 -Come here, boo. -Come on. 1154 01:19:31,100 --> 01:19:36,606 -My own little White Kong. -That's right, White Kong. 1155 01:19:38,107 --> 01:19:41,611 It's official: Bill Gluckman is California 's next governor. 1156 01:19:41,820 --> 01:19:43,905 Let's go live to the big celebration. 1157 01:19:45,031 --> 01:19:50,703 Here he is, right here, y'all. The man of the hour! Bill Gluckman, y'all! 1158 01:19:50,912 --> 01:19:52,997 Go Gluck yourself! 1159 01:20:03,800 --> 01:20:06,719 Great. We're gonna take it to a whole new level. 1160 01:20:10,723 --> 01:20:13,726 He became Black Superhero. 1161 01:20:20,525 --> 01:20:21,526 Hello. 1162 01:20:21,734 --> 01:20:23,820 What the fuck was that? 1163 01:20:25,029 --> 01:20:28,116 Yeah, you got something to represent? You got something for your-- 1164 01:20:28,199 --> 01:20:30,910 Yeah, you got something to prove to yourself? 1165 01:20:31,995 --> 01:20:34,205 Come on, Taye. Don't laugh, motherfucker! 1166 01:20:34,330 --> 01:20:36,833 -Ain't he down? -Yeah, Bloodbath. You down, fool. 1167 01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:40,420 -You down, down fool. -Oh, my God. 1168 01:20:41,004 --> 01:20:43,298 -Oh, my God. -You that weak fuck from the club! 1169 01:20:43,506 --> 01:20:45,925 -You think I'm playing with you? -Yeah, you playing. 1170 01:20:46,134 --> 01:20:47,010 Open the door! 1171 01:20:47,218 --> 01:20:50,305 Hey, yo, dog, you know I'd love to stick it with you.... 1172 01:20:51,306 --> 01:20:54,225 Hey, yo, dog, I'd love to kick it with you.... 1173 01:20:59,522 --> 01:21:03,526 You think I'm cute? Look at me, man. 1174 01:21:03,818 --> 01:21:06,905 -Look at me, black. -Bitch ass-- 1175 01:21:08,531 --> 01:21:11,034 Hey, yo, dog, I'd love to kick it with you.... 1176 01:21:12,702 --> 01:21:15,705 Hey, yo, dog, I'd love to kick it with you and.... 1177 01:21:17,832 --> 01:21:20,126 I'd love to kick it with you and run this whole thizzang... 1178 01:21:20,335 --> 01:21:21,711 ...but I got a little business. 1179 01:21:21,920 --> 01:21:23,296 Hey! 1180 01:21:26,007 --> 01:21:27,509 Cut. 1181 01:21:35,600 --> 01:21:37,519 What the f* *k is that? 1182 01:21:37,602 --> 01:21:41,606 Come on. Yo, you got something to prove to yourself? 1183 01:21:42,023 --> 01:21:43,817 Say it, don't spray it, motherfucker. 1184 01:21:43,900 --> 01:21:45,902 Get your ass in there. 1185 01:21:46,236 --> 01:21:47,612 Okay. 1186 01:21:57,497 --> 01:21:58,498 -Bitch! -Again! 1187 01:21:58,706 --> 01:21:59,916 -Bitch! -Again. 1188 01:21:59,999 --> 01:22:03,336 Bitch! Give me it. 1189 01:22:08,716 --> 01:22:12,720 Yo, y'all, this fine diamond's hooking me up with Dr. Dre, Master P... 1190 01:22:13,012 --> 01:22:16,724 ...P. Diddy, Jay-z, Big Boy hisself! 1191 01:22:17,016 --> 01:22:19,602 Mali-bootay? 1192 01:22:21,604 --> 01:22:23,106 Pull. 1193 01:22:25,233 --> 01:22:27,527 That's what I call blowing up for your ass. 94834

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