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Mom, this morning the volcano spoke to me.

The old must turn to ashes,

in order to be born new.

We will find them

three who will save us.

I promise.

In the name of fire.

Thank you, mom.

The prophecy will be fulfilled.

Your son will find his beloved.

Your daughter will defeat the King.

And I will put it on fire...

Hero.

VICTIM OF CIRCUMSTANCES

Yeah, well, I don't see anything. Thick, lush.

The air conditioner blows on my scalp.

It's like they're actively falling out.

Well, stop touching them then. It's all in your head.

Well, no.

Then we’ll fly to Turkey again for a hair transplant.

Strange regression.

Three months among the monks - and I’m worried about my stupid baldness.

They were bald as hell and happy.

It's all stress, you know. This is worldly.

My father had a full head of hair until the very end.

I'm fine.

I'm close to something.

You know.

Today the world will see the true Mike Tyler.

The real me.

I want to show people that I am useful.

I mean something.

By the way, if someone starts talking about a flamethrower, don’t pay attention.

- Why would anyone start? - Nobody will start. But...

Then why the hell are you starting? You're my agent.

I put it in your head, and I'm taking it back.

That's it, you see. Am. No.

For the rest, treat everything calmly and nobly.

Have fun there, dance.

And be visible.

Like I'm back, baby.

What did you return to?

Damn it.

Just a minute.

Is this an electric limousine?

Oliver, am I going to come to the damn climate change ball?

In a gas-guzzling junk from the 90s?

Stop the car!

You love limousines! They're funny.

Well, it's not funny today!

Change of course!

Film me as I walk.

- Take the landscape. Take it off like... - Yes, okay.

Oh yes. Like this.

Make a heroic squint.

- Eat? - Yes. Great.

Without a signature, the power of the image.

Mike, Mike, here! Mike!

Hi all.

I walk for the sake of the Earth.

- Thank you everyone. - Just look.

Walking for the Earth.

Today you and I will undergo a complete transformation.

It's never too late to take the right path.

Here on the sacred Greek island,

roaring with the volcanic energy of Hephaestus himself,

I want to compose a Homeric ode to the wonders of our planet.

LET'S MAKE THE EARTH COOL AGAIN

Together with the charming Sandra

We are extremely happy to welcome our good genie.

Meet Ben Bracken

technological prophet and agent of global change,

as well as his wife, Gloria, a pop legend,

whose new album tells the story?

Solely based on the prospect of a flood.

Very powerful.

I am truly grateful for my communion

for this significant event.

- Everything is fine? - Yes.

Yes, just...

So many eyes, you know.

Shall I take your hand?

No, not here. You're completely different, aren't you!

Our next guest needs no introduction.

"POSEIDON'S ALLIANCE"

Meet Mike Tyler!

- Your way out, cowboy. - OK.

- Don't draw attention there. - Yes, yes.

Gloria, Gloria.

You are young, sexy, you have a secret.

We all know Mike Tyler from the box office hit

"Octavius: The Last Centurion".

He was also nominated for an Oscar for his leading role in Calamity Scream.

This is Mike's first big outing.

Upon his return to the international stage.

Hey, are you lost?

Can I help you?

ABORIGINAL WOMEN OF COLORED. DOT.

Mick Tyler.

- Gloria Bracken. - Hello. Yes, I know you!

Stop it, stop it now!

- Adore. - Oh! Come on.

You heard that I started my own production, right?

I have a wonderful project for you and me.

- I think we would... - Well, how are you?

How's your head?

Have you calmed down? Aren't you stealing wives anymore?

Are you okay with flamethrowers?

Mister Octavius.

No sir, my actions that day were...

vile, but I grieved.

I hit the bottom

and conducted the deepest spiritual search possible.

And I think I have become a better person because of it.

- This is D.K., you. - Yes.

Oh, sorry.

Gloria, Ben, I'm sorry.

- I need... Sorry. - Yes, come on!

Damn you!

LET'S MAKE THE EARTH COOL AGAIN

Hey.

It's okay, I'm a celebrity.

Hello, D.K., maestro!

Mike. Are you having a good time there?

Yes, old man, I'm fine. Very good.

It couldn't be better.

Ready to get back to work. You know?

I'm trying to do something meaningful with my platform.

- Make the world a better place. - Cool, old man, yes.

That fire thing isn't such a big deal.

No, I know. I know. I just, you know...

I feel like you and I are on the same wavelength.

Music of the cosmos, brother.

SAVE THE PLANET, SAVE US ALL

Where are you now?

Oh, it's a funny story, by the way. I'm now...

I'm now in an old mine, at a climate charity event.

In a strange, God knows where, Greek,

or maybe a Turkish island.

I fucking truly hate events like this.

- Well... - Everyone flies on private planes.

And they gnaw the flesh of the unfortunate mollusks.

And this auction, where does this circle of ostentatious virtue close?

Nobody really donates anything.

- I’ll see what’s there. - Yes...

SAVE US ALL

- “Stones from the bottom of the ocean”? - Well...

This would be a full-scale genocide of marine life.

Polychaete worms, sea anemones, brother.

This definitely won’t work with the ocean.

I swear to God: Ben Bracken is like the fucking Antichrist.

You're in vain, old man.

What am I doing here?

I'll throw the whole truth in their faces, you know. In the very heart of the beast.

I don't want to ruin the surprise, but, you know...

You'll see.

Exactly, okay.

I'll let you know when there's something to read.

OK. And I want to say: I read a lot of scripts.

And it's rare that...

Hello? Your mother.

D.K. CALL ENDED

SAVE THE PLANET, SAVE US ALL

I said: “Music, motherfucker, space”? What a moron.

Fuck him! The playwright is damn pretentious.

Damn, Mike.

As you can see, all these little new “coins” are doing well.

How can you not get burned here!

They are the future.

Especially for this one. One of the best...

This is unlikely.

Let me show you. This is downright funny.

Look.

This is a classic.

Be fiercer!

Everything here is fake!

Don't go silently into the darkness!

I'm not Octavius!

"OCTAVIUS"

I want to be real!

I'm a charlatan!

Decline of the Empire.

Stop filming me!

I'm not a hero! I'm nobody!

And this is on the night of its premiere.

I'm Mike Tyler!

I had your wives!

I've had it all!

Clown.

- Shut up, idiot. - Darling.

You're just jealous, you always do.

To everyone, but you'll see, you'll see with me.

- Where are you going? - I forgot to ask you, you goat.

- Don't pay attention. - ABOUT…

My husband sometimes plays the bully.

Yes, yes.

How are you, Mick?

It was hard...

year

You can get everything you seem to want. And...

wake up with a hole in your heart.

I don't know if you know, but I...

I lost my dad this year and...

- I'm very sorry. - Nothing, it’s...

- I didn’t know. - unexpectedly and...

- I wasn't ready? - Oh...

He was like...

the only mentor in...

I miss my dad.

- Shall we take a photo for my daughter? - Oh, great.

She loves selfies.

- Oh, wait. Let me correct you. - Correct it.

You are wonderful. Mick.

Certainly.

Damn...

Damn whiner, you narcissistic shit, you coward!

once - a symbol of human superiority over the natural world -

to return it to us as a space of harmony.

As you can see, the Poseidon Alliance offers us

a heroic look at the future of our planet.

SURFACE LIFE UNHAPPY MOLLUSKS

BOL...

Hey. How are you?

Don't be mad at me, but I think I'll do something.

SICK PLANET FUCK YOU ALL

No, no!

BEN BRACKEN FAKE CHARITY

Just hang out. Remember, calm and noble.

There are more important things than being calm and noble.

Mike, friend, did you take it today?

Yes, I took the pills! This has nothing to do with it at all.

This is my calling.

Serious work.

it seemed especially appropriate to gather here in Greece,

in the cradle of civilization.

…so many ways to change the world.

You don't have to take my word for it.

Let's hear it from Ben himself.

Hello.

My name is Ben Bracken.

Let's face it: climate change is happening.

This is a tragedy.

And it's our fault.

Deforestation,

floods, hurricanes.

Overpopulation.

Forest fires.

Mother Nature is not our enemy.

Its fire does not just destroy.

He is God's.

Thanks to my wife's passion for puffer fish,

I discovered these incredible minerals at the bottom of the ocean.

These rocks are our second chance.

With the Poseidon revolution we will be able to obtain a new source of energy,

to save our beloved planet

and empower yourself to help victims of climate change.

We can give our children a clean, green future.

So don't give up.

"POSEIDON'S ALLIANCE"

Because here, in Poseidon, everything is just beginning.

- Take it off. - What?

All of you, stop! Stop!

Sorry. I'm sorry.

We are in a mine, starting a song about our sick planet -

and we say that our decision is

it's more mines.

Are we tired of raping the earth and will we now rape the ocean?

Not that.

We are hypocrites.

We eat our caviar and unfortunate shellfish.

What about sea anemones? Yes?

You are not the god of the ocean, Monsieur Bracken!

You know what?

Let's clap for the sea anemones, guys.

Let's.

Lord...

Yes, that's what I thought.

That's what I fucking thought.

We can do better.

What passion, Mike!

Our work here at the foundation

aims to encourage an open, democratic forum.

Yes. So how?

Are people all in shock, are they digesting my speech?

After all, did I say “sea anemone” correctly?

It seems so.

Okay, post.

- You are sure? - Fast, just fast.

OK.

Real people will understand.

And now we have an amazing performance ahead of us.

Revival ceremonial dance from an Aboriginal group

"Athahualpa tlaltecuhtli" who dare to ask the question:

"Can dance change the world?"

MOTHER NATURE

Daughter!

I'm sick.

Mother, you are always sick!

DAUGHTER-NATURE

Seriously this time!

I'm dying!

SUPERNATURE

Did they have to rub my nose in like that?

I don't think it's because of you.

Where are you going?

You're losing it, Mike.

SUPERNATURE

Everyone stay in their places!

Enough! Stop it!

We've mined the entire mine!

Bravo!

Please!

- Is this intended? - No.

Stop it! Enough!

The end of the world is in two days!

We must restore balance and save the Earth with fire!

In the name of fire!

In the name of fire!

Hand over your phone! Drop him!

I ask everyone to remain calm. This is a normal situation.

- We will try to resolve it... - Don’t move.

and sort it out as soon as possible.

- Nothing threatens you. - Don't move.

Normal situation.

- Hold her. - What?

- Fast! - Don't touch...

No!

No no!

This is not a normal situation!

Did she cut off her hand?

- I cut it off. - Mom...

Now...

hand over... your phones.

LET'S MAKE THE EARTH COOL AGAIN

PAIRED OK

Damn!

Damn it!

RENEE GIRARD: “CRIIIIIIING! FUCK UP, MIKE TYLER"

2.1 MILLION VIEWS

Your mother!

Our duty...

Our duty is

escort the three of you to your destiny before the red moon.

This is a good goal.

For the good of the Earth.

The extinction event will occur in two days.

We are here to prevent this from happening.

We only need three of you, who will reveal themselves to us today.

Let the youngest one find Power first.

No no!

No! No!

Don’t flatter them with your fear, Gloria!

No!

Gloria!

And may the son find Pure love.

Mother Nature,

daughter nature.

Mother nature, daughter nature.

Mother Nature

or daughter nature.

Daughter nature.

Went.

Went.

Forgive me, forgive me!

Sorry.

Sorry.

I love you.

What?

Now I

eldest,

let me find the Hero.

I can't find the Hero anywhere. These people are nasty.

Vulcan told you to look for the Hero here.

Ask her for advice.

People must choose.

Everyone stand up!

A?

Everyone stand up!

You and I form two “rivers” of bodies.

Some here, some here.

Someone is here, someone is there!

Listen!

I will show you - and you will show me the Hero,

chosen from your ranks.

Clap!

Clap for Hero!

Come on, I’ll show you - and you clap!

What hero? We don't understand your rules, girl!

We vote for the Hero for the sacrifice.

No! Let us out of here...

- No! Let's do without it. - No...

No, no, please! Please!

Please calm down!

Listen.

- She wants to arrange a vote. - Yes.

- Based on the loudness of the clapping. - Yes.

She wants two ranks

and her finger will single out a person for the role of a hero.

Like an applause meter.

Okay, let's move the tables to the side. Come on, come on!

You too! This applies to everyone!

- Clear the tables! Alive! - You can’t hang around here all night.

I need to see faces, come on. Towards them, well!

Form two “rivers” of people.

Two rivers.

Thank you.

Step forward.

Clap.

Mike…

Still, they liked my speech.

Mike, this is serious.

What's serious?

I'm really sorry.

Listen, take care of yourself, okay?

Oh...

Is this some kind of interactive?

What, did everyone hand over their phones?

Thank you, thank you.

I haven't received so much applause for a long time.

Hey. These are terrorists.

What?

Ter-ro-ris-you.

Hello, this is Helliniki Astimonia, police.

The whole building...

How do you say “surrounded”?

- “Surrounded.” - Surrounded!

Come out.

You, man-king!

Talk to them. You will be effective.

Let Mike Tyler do the talking. He makes excellent speeches.

I can.

What exactly needs to be done?

Tell them that we mean no harm and let them go away,

we will release half of the non-martyrs. We have no time to waste.

The world will be destroyed in two days when the red moon rises.

Two days? Wow, okay. Rates.

What about the “why”? What's in the description?

Are you a public organization? Can I have your donation link?

People come to follow you.

Nobody will sign up for where we are going.

Okay, nothing. But what should we call you?

We are warrior-defenders of the ancient aspirations of the Earth.

Hardcore.

I understand.

Ancient aspirations, ancient aspirations.

Ancient aspirations, ancient aspirations.

- Let's go. - Eat.

In 20 minutes there will be special forces.

Listen. We have people inside here,

and they want to release half of the hostages.

Could you please move away from the main entrance?

It's Mike Tyler!

Shoot, shoot, shoot!

They have ancient aspirations,

to save the planet.

Is he from the movie "Centurion"? Octavius?

- Octavius! - My wife simply adores him!

This is a battle between youth...

and the ruling elite.

And youth wins, guys!

The revolution always comes to victory.

Because they burn with God's fire.

And we should be inspired by them, here I am already!

Not your fake charity! These are serious changes! Real courage!

Nature is sick

and your charity to her is like a band-aid on gangrene!

What?

But these children have the courage to cut off an entire leg!

No truth - no peace!

No truth - no peace!

No truth - no peace!

The force is with us!

Octavius! Come back!

Octavius, come back!

What is your name?

I'm Mike. What about you?

Joan.

- Were you sincere? - Octavius!

In your speech?

Yes. Yes, absolutely.

- Octavius, come back! It's the police! - Where are you from?

Initially - from the Arkansas side...

"POSEIDON'S ALLIANCE"

a crummy little town called Texarkana, but now from Malibu.

I'm an actor. Where are you from?

I'm from the fire.

- Exactly. - You're special, Mike.

Whatever happens, the main thing is to remember this.

SUPERNATURE

Behold the Hero.

In the name of fire.

Thank you.

Namaste.

Yes.

Wait for the signal to release the undressed.

Keep the rest here.

Is this a hand?

Yes, it's a hand.

- She's not real, right? - Real.

Congratulations. You became a spokesman for green fanatics.

Oh God, are they going to kill us? Will they kill us? Oh...

They will kill us!

Hands!

Okay, calm down.

I'll come back.

I'm coming.

What's happening?

Don't be afraid, daughter of nature.

We use the naked as cover to escape.

Among the hostages was the actor from “Centurion” Mike Tyler.

Apparently, he is rapidly developing Stockholm syndrome.

Hey.

You want money, right? A?

I'll give you so much, you'll replant the Amazon,

banana, motherfucker, after banana! Name the amount.

We don't care about money, about fame, about power.

We have chosen you, driven by forces beyond the fragile systems of man.

Control yourself, old man. Learn their language.

Where are you taking us?!

You must help me.

These guys will do something bad to me. This is clear.

Help her.

Your hands aren't even tied, you coward.

I'm not a coward.

Watch your language. I'll fuck your wife!

Don't you know any other insults?

Sorry. This is regression.

Sorry.

Hey.

Stop staring at her, you fat hobbit!

Oh god, oh god. Damn it! Oh!

Daughter nature.

We must learn to love each other.

Nope, they shouldn't.

- For what? - Please.

A?

These are my guys!

Yo!

Here!

- Here! - Oh, my God!

Oh damn.

Crap! How are you?

Believe me, I'm not worth loving.

No, it's worth it, you're clean.

And the other one... misfortune.

I'm not clean! Wait, what?

Which other one?

What do you believe most deeply?

Well, yes. Ah...

Perhaps I believe most deeply in...

the power of stories to change the world.

Will you tell the story and the world will change?

Yes, yes.

Well, that's what my dad taught me.

Ah...

what are you into?

I believe in the cleansing power of death.

Clear.

- Joan? - Yes, Mike?

You won't kill us, will you? Is it true?

This... Okay, yes...

Two hundred hostages are still being held in the Yolnir mine.

Among them is your client, Mike Tyler, who has become an Internet sensation.

He entered the trends as “Paw Terrorist”

"King of the Base" and "Real Hero".

What do you think about this? Are you worried about him?

Look, Mike can handle it himself.

He's handsome. Legend.

A true hero.

- Thank you, Oliver. - Yes.

We found old videos of the band,

which, we warn you, may be disturbing to some viewers.

In the name of fire!

This organization was created 25 years ago

on the same Greek island on which we are now.

Authorities classified it as a low security threat.

Fire.

The founders were married

Nobel Prize winners in the field of science Gunnar and Freya Jolnir,

and membership in the organization belonged mainly to their children,

along with a small community of Scandinavian scientists and their families.

Gunnar Jolnir gained some fame early in his career,

however, has recently been ostracized

for his unscientific theories about volcanic patterns.

The video contains a chilling revelation from his daughter.

I had a nightmare.

Vulcan spoke to me again.

The end of the world is coming.

And you and daddy must die to make the way.

Sorry.

Greek police are still investigating this recording,

and the group's demands remain unknown for now.

He knows that we have come to kill him.

Wants to scare us.

He cannot escape his fate.

I love you Joan.

The fiery mountain guides me.

She is hungry and without proper sacrifice she will devour us all.

Therefore, we must betray you to its magma.

Your mother...

What did she say?

That they will throw us into a volcano.

- She said that?! - No.

We will throw you into the volcano.

The king will be abandoned by force.

And the Hero...

will choose his own destiny.

- Am I a Hero? - Yes.

- It seems you were mistaken. - Joan is never wrong!

OK.

And I must choose to jump into...

Vulcan. Yes.

Stop, stop, stop, stop. What's wrong with me?

You will be abandoned with loving arms.

Oh, what a life!

Don't be afraid, daughter of nature, this is your destiny.

My name is not Daughter Nature, okay?

It's just a role I played! Don't you understand?

- My name is Katie! - Sorry. Joan.

Why would you throw us into a volcano?

To save the world.

And now the King, Pure Love and Hero

must drink the sacred potion,

in order to survive the death and rebirth of the Hero.

This is how the Hero will find his destiny.

And we will share his path with him.

Nothing is serious until you are in the face of death.

Take it and drink.

- Damn it. - What is this?

- No, no way! Clear? - Force it!

Everyone who will be sacrificed drinks the potion.

OK.

Yes, that's it...

I'm sorry, but I can't take it anymore, okay?

It's too stupid.

You pagan scumbags

and this is your sacrifice - the chickens laugh!

Like, bad king

“consumable knight” and the virgin beauty...

Uh!

Sorry for this violence.

Stop, stop...

Joan, did he say virgin? I'm not a virgin, right?

This is madness. I'm not... I'm not a virgin.

Calm down, martyr.

Who? Martyr?!

No. No, screw it.

I'm not that pretty. Back off!

Prepare your lover.

She hates me. How can I make her fall in love?

Show the beauty of your heart. Ask questions.

What's in this potion? I can't lose control.

I can't lose control.

I'm completely unsuited for this role.

I'm not a virgin at all.

I have so much dark, dirty, monstrously soulless sex behind me!

Just don't lose control, Mike! Don't lose control! You can't...

- Mike. - Yes?

What do you see?

Don't know.

I see the real you.

Hero.

Only you need...

let yourself die.

I did it myself. Beautiful.

Do you like it?

- No. - Oh...

This is my favorite place.

In spring everything here is covered in red lilies.

Why don't you love me?

Because...

Because you are not sincere with me.

Tell me about your beloved, who is she?

The other one, not the same one.

- You're clean. - No, baby, I'm trash!

I pretended to be Native American to get the role.

Give it up!

I'm not an Indian squaw, I'm Pakistani! From Essex.

I parodied Pocahontas's accent, and everyone fucking fell for it.

I'm petty. I'm selfish.

- I'm honestly a very bad person... - Enough! It must be you!

Loving Joan is killing her.

My curse.

I'm damned...

Joan?

Do you love Joan?

To fulfill the prophecy, she must be the martyr.

I can't kill her.

My God...

Why am I like this?

I can change.

We must try, we must accept...

Don't touch me!

Oh my God... Oh my God...

My God...

Sorry...

Joan...

Joan!

Arthur!

Arthur...

Nothing, nothing...

Where is she?!

She's not the same.

Let him go.

Stay with me, Joan.

I'm here.

Sorry...

Forgive me...

I was afraid.

Because it's you.

It's always...

it was you.

I doomed us because I love you.

I love you too.

I think I'm starting to feel something.

Is this serious?

Is he really dead?

Oh yes.

And Katie ran away.

What's Katie like?

Will you take my hand?

Please.

Tighter.

It's okay, man.

They won't throw you there.

Mike, you said your stories change the world, but...

in your stories people don't really die.

And they don’t really love either.

You know it.

And I offer you everything seriously.

This is true.

The truth of who you are.

You will feel like the potion is drawing the truth out of you.

And so be it.

This seems to be exactly what I was looking for.

- Yesterday I killed my mother. - Wow!

What?

And tomorrow I will kill my father.

No, don't!

Dad, how I miss you!

Did you know that pufferfish build sand mandalas on the ocean floor?

Attracting females.

I don't want to die like him.

Overwhelmed by pain.

What should I do - alone?

I wanted to build a mandala on the ocean floor for Gloria.

I'm falling apart.

You are all of us, Mike.

Yes.

That's why you are a Hero.

Human hero.

Don't drown, Hero.

Don't drown, Hero.

Let yourself go.

Come, my son.

In your stories, people don't really die.

And they don’t really love either.

IN MEMORY OF MY FATHER. A QUIET HERO.

Cry! Come on, cry!

Seriously cry!

You're not seriously crying.

Cry! You better cry!

Give up, Octavius!

Give up!

You can do better! Let's!

It's a shame, Octavius, but in fact you're just crap!

He cheated on everyone and everyone and never gave me children!

You're running away from everything! Who are you anyway?!

What do you see?

When will you leave me?

Let me go!

Dad?

Go.

Go your own way.

Can't you see?

Stop!

Look around!

Your world is fake!

It's all false.

Only fire in earnest.

Motor!

Who are you?

Who are you?!

Help me...

Octavius, daughter nature is dying...

Jump for us.

Only you can save the world.

Jump for us.

Save the world.

For all of us.

Mike!

We love you, Mike.

Come on, Mike!

That's who you are.

EXIT

The earth is calling to you.

Calling your name.

Wake up!

Show us who you really are!

You can do it, Mike. Please jump!

This is your finest hour!

Jump, you bald bastard!

Give up, Octavius!

Jump, coward!

For all of us!

- Well! Jump! - Mike, jump!

Jump!

- Jump! - Jump!

- Jump! - Jump!

- Jump! - Jump!

- Jump! - Jump!

Let yourself die!

- Jump! - Jump!

Jump, come on!

Dad?

Mike Tyler?

Well, welcome back.

Who are you?

- Where am I? - Safe.

Please, I'm waiting for you in the kitchen.

This is from our chickens in the yard.

You're probably hungry.

Eat! I beg you.

Did you save me?

Yes, I've been following you since you left the mine.

These kids have gone crazy.

Yes, they have a whole...

a belief system that is very confusing.

They piled up some barbaric folklore.

Their... their teacher, you see, was a brilliant scientist,

dedicated his life to the study of volcanoes,

but scientifically. And only scientific.

Look at me. In your eyes, Mike.

Tomorrow our volcano will erupt and destroy almost all life on the planet.

The world will plunge into historical darkness.

Mass extinction!

My daughter Joan thinks she can stop it.

- She's delusional. - Just a minute!

- You say Joan is your daughter? - Yes!

And like all false prophets, she created a myth,

to answer questions where science could not!

Incited by my witch wife

Joan came up with crazy rules.

And I came to the conclusion that my parents had to die,

so that the prophecy could be fulfilled.

And I don’t think it’s really necessary for me to die.

Why on earth?

Where is the science here?

Wait, is this for real?

What am I...

Mike, this is not a hallucination.

I brought you here to prove to Joan that

that you are not a Hero.

You are raw meat.

I advise you to stay here, safe.

Hey.

Idiots.

Joan and Mike ran away.

They got scared and abandoned you.

A good goal is everything.

There was such a creepy girl there, right. And this is also their main one.

And another guy, with his unhappy love, you can tell the hell out of it.

God, he's probably dead. I hope not.

Anyway, they lead... they lead Mike Tyler and Ben Bracken

to the volcano. So?

To reset, as a sacrifice.

Close the door.

Joan!

Mike, please explain to her that you are not her Hero.

I want to save you from yourself.

Sir?

Can I hear what she has to say?

Are you sure?

I told you that next time I will kill you.

You betrayed our mission.

You must die for the volcano to accept our sacrifice -

and don't say that you don't believe it,

because you believed until it became uncomfortable. For you.

- No. I didn't believe it. - No, I believed it!

- No, I didn’t believe it! - No, I believed it!

I want to save your life!

You're lying!

Come outside, Mike.

And tell me what you see.

- So this is all... - False.

No, this is a beautiful forest.

I fenced myself off from the truth with concrete and hydroponics.

Rejected nature!

He left us, brainwashed his brothers and made them slaves of science.

No, I wanted to get you all here, safe!

This place is a masterpiece

able to withstand the impending disaster!

What's the use! You created it out of fear!

No, I built this all out of love for my family.

Isn't it better to have a good toilet?

Why shit in the forest with bears?

The world will be reborn! You never listen to me!

Because you're a fool!

Can I go to the restroom?

- Yes! - Yes!

That door over there.

And by the way, there are clean clothes there.

Thank you. Sorry.

You are cowardly, insignificant,

pathetic old man.

Good morning. SAA.

Oliver McGregor's office. Mike Tyler is calling.

Mike is calling you.

Mike, is that really you?

- Oliver! God bless. - Crazy... Where are you?

Not sure, in some underground bunker with a mad scientist.

He's Joan's dad. Listen.

Everyone here is obsessed with the damn volcano.

- They repeat that the world will end... - Hey! I've got Mike Tyler here!

Stay on the line!

but I'm starting to think it means something else.

- Track the device! - There are two options.

One is to stay here, safe.

Not too heroic, a bit boring...

Another option is to follow Joan's storyline,

the meaning of which began to reveal itself to me, but this is a leap into the unknown.

- Do you understand? - Mike, are you safe now?

Yes, it's okay, no one is forcing me.

I'm fucking Zeus.

- I have to choose. - So, listen.

Stay where you are and we'll pick you up, okay?

Are you in any danger?

No. No, he's not threatening.

I am the only one in the world who is not in danger right now.

- What? - They won’t force me.

I must choose.

Can you hear me?

Mike? Mike, what's wrong?

Only me...

I can kill...

me.

Mike, listen, D.K. called.

He liked the speech. He wants you in the film.

You did it!

Everyone loves you! You're all over the news!

You're a fucking star!

You can make some serious money.

Do you think I care about this now? It's not about money.

It's much more than that.

It's like I'm on the threshold of something. Something I was supposed to do.

- And this is fucking scary! - What?

I don't want you to get hurt.

Yes, I don't want that either!

I don't want to get hurt.

Come home. You must go back.

Fine.

Fine.

Here's how we'll do it. Ready?

Can you hear me?

I will reach the threshold, to the very brink, and you will save me.

You will find a helicopter

and at the last minute you will rush in and save us.

But you will catch the image. It is important that everyone sees this image.

Joan will decide that this is serious and that will become who I am.

And that's enough.

Mike, listen to me!

These are not your people! It's me - your people!

- You can't hear me! - No, you can't hear me!

You are my agent, damn you! Come on work!

- See you at the volcano. - Which volcano? There are dozens of them.

I don't know, I don't know! Where the eruption will take place.

Find out for yourself.

Come on guys. Let's go, let's go!

Went!

I know you still believe that the volcano chose you for this moment.

My father has nothing to give you.

Hello.

So, I thought about it and...

- I want to jump. - Yes.

To save the world.

But since I'm doing this, you have to let Joan go.

Will you lead my daughter to her death?!

Fool!

Pea buffoon!

Actor!

Release me. The hero made a decision.

Don't you dare listen to her!

I'll throw you out into the wild!

Then goat racing.

What is it?

We will emerge unharmed and protected.

Which will prove you wrong and the volcano right.

And then you will kill him.

What kind of “goat racing” is this?

According to Joan's logic, the chosen ones are

under the protection of magic!

Are you ready to die to prove something to daddy?

Get ready for the goat race.

- What kind of goat racing is this? - Test of faith.

Please don't kill her! She's my daughter!

The volcano will not protect her!

Oh, oh!

Remember: father must be burned.

No! Mike, help! Help!

- Are you sure? - Of course, yes.

You will kill her!

I see it in your eyes. Are you ready?

We will all die in vain!

Let's run!

Let's run!

You will kill her, you ungrateful fools!

Mike, go ahead!

Let's go, let's go, let's go!

Joan, come on!

No, don't!

Come here.

Go crazy!

My God!

My God!

You are a goddess!

You are the most beautiful thing I have seen in my life!

Wow, Joan!

- You need to go to the hospital! - Why was I wounded?

I was supposed to be protected.

How did you let this happen?

What do you want from me?

GUNNAR II

You could have run away.

Why didn't he?

Hey.

I heard helicopters recently.

Have you gotten in touch?

- Did you call for help? - No.

How is she doing?

I don't believe you.

I see right through you.

Joan!

Joan.

You know it yourself, Mike won't jump.

He will play along until help arrives, for the sake of the picture.

So what then? A?

You and I will die in vain.

So that this one would give everything for the sake of your fantasy?

Gotta be realistic, girl.

Face the facts: he's a fake nasty worm!

He will betray you!

And he will run back to Malibu,

fucking someone's wife on a refrigerated bed!

Don't listen to him, Joan, he's lying!

Do you think you are God?

What kind of game is this? Make Jesus white again?

Shut up!

Both of you! I hate you!

Bastards, my mother is dead!

My brother is dead!

I sentenced my father to death - for your sake!

I dedicated my whole life, I vegetated in isolation -

Do you think all this is for the sake of lies?

For the sake of stories?!

OK. Hey, hey.

Remember, I will choose myself.

OK.

Okay, I'll die.

I'll die.

Just think, together with the loser who did not receive a Golden Globe.

Thought you could make friends with them, right?

Didn't expect them to actually kill us?

I couldn’t imagine that people could be so sick in reality.

These morons think they can save nature.

But she cannot be saved through ritual chants.

Technology is changing it -

and this is for me!

Nature must be conquered, idiot!

And everything else is children's fairy tales!

For the simpletons.

Damn nature!

Oh, poor girl.

My whole life is in vain.

After all, I have already won, I have already saved the whole world.

Crap.

Listen to me.

Your entire existence will take half a paragraph

in the books that they will write about me!

I solve problems! I won!

I won, motherfucker, and you lost!

Understood?

I will live forever!

Mike! Mike!

Listen to me, Mike!

This is important. Listen, old man.

Mike!

- You have to get out of here! - Wait a second, guys...

- And tell Gloria... - Just one second, please!

that I'm her blowfish!

And I wanted to paint a picture for her at the bottom of the ocean, right?

Ay!

Tell her, okay?

And tell her:

I didn't die crying like a dog!

I died like a king!

Stop!

I'm not ready.

No, no, stop, stop, stop, stop.

Put me down, I'm not ready!

Put me down! Lower it!

I'm not ready...

Louise!

Louise! Louise, please, I need you!

Help! Mike!

Joan!

Mike! Mike, it didn't have to be like this.

I'm so scared, Mike. I'm so scared...

I don't want to die in fear.

I won't die in fear.

Please tell me that you are with me.

I'm with you.

In the name of fire.

This is the police.

Leave the area immediately!

Get away from the edge of the volcano!

Mr. Tyler, we want to help you!

It's the police!

Mike.

We love you, Mike!

We have to leave.

Grab the ladder!

Authorities are trying to save Mike Tyler,

and the volcano becomes more and more restless.

Experts around the world

are studying possible ways to prevent the eruption.

It's been two days since this sudden outbreak

threatens the stability of the entire world geology...

BREAKING NEWS AUTHORITIES SAVE MIKE TYLER

Oh god...