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♪ Hooray for Hollywood
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♪ That screwy
ballyhooly Hollywood ♪
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♪ Where any office boy
or young mechanic can be... ♪
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Where am I taking you?
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Oh, right, yeah--
I got it here someplace.
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It's my sister's place.
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She was supposed to pick me up,
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but she's kind of
not all there, you know?
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[ sighs]
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The address?
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Right, right, right.
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So, you're visiting family?
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No, I'm an actor.
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I've been in New York,
but I got offered work in L.A.
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Think it's time
for me to take my shot.
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It's kind of scary. I mean,
I left my whole life behind,
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but I-I think
it's the smart move.
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If you wanna
make it as an actor,
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you gotta move to L.A.,
to Hollywood.
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So, what are you doing here
in Dallas?
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I did have a layover in Dallas.
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♪ Come on
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♪ Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah
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♪ Everything's
gonna be alright ♪
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♪ I'm alright y'all,
alright y'all ♪
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♪ You wanna be alright,
you gotta walk tall ♪
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♪ Everything's
gonna be alright now ♪
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♪ Everything's
gonna be alright now ♪
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♪ I'm alright y'all,
alright y'all ♪
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♪ You wanna be alright,
you gotta walk tall ♪
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♪ I'm alright y'all,
alright y'all ♪
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♪ You wanna be alright,
you gotta walk tall ♪
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♪ Come on
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♪ Hooray for Hollywood
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♪ That screwy
ballyhooly Hollywood ♪
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♪ Where any office boy
or young mechanic can be... ♪
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Oh, thank God.
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Oh my God, Joey!
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Hi, Gina!
Oh!
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My brother, the star!
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Days of Our Lives.
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Not anymore...
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Formerly!
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It's good to see you!
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Oh, I know.
I missed you so much!
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Oh.
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Wait a second,
wait a second.
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You look different.
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Oh, I forgot--
you haven't seen 'em!
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Huh?
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What do ya think?
They're new.
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I went up three cup sizes.
The doctor was reluctant.
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Come on, touch 'em.
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[ stammering]:
Uh-h-h. L-Let's get my bag.
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I'll feel you up
in the car, I promise.
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So, tell me about
the big, new job.
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Oh, well, it all started
when I got this new agent.
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This lady is a shark.
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And that means
she's a good agent,
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not an actual shark.
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I know that.
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Yeah, I did, too.
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Anyway, she got me offers
from two new shows!
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Wow. What are they?
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Well, the first one's
about a bunch of male nurses,
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and I wasn't really crazy
about that one.
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I mean, I've already been
a brain surgeon.
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I don't think my fans
will buy me as a nurse.
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Well, they bought you
as a brain surgeon.
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They're pretty
understanding, Joey.
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Okay, well,
it doesn't matter, alright,
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'cause the other show--
it's about a cop,
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and I'm the star!
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Oh, also, it's for cable,
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so there's a combination
of nudity and swearing
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that I find intriguing.
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I am so proud of you.
Aw...
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[ buzzer sounds]
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So, how many bags
are we looking for?
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Just one. The rest of my stuff's
on a moving truck.
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I gave 'em your number.
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The company's called
Movers and Shakers.
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They cost a little more,
but man,
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that name cracked me up.
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Oh, wait,
that was my bag.
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That's okay.
Hold on.
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Sir, could you grab
that bag?
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Thank you.
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Well, they do
get things done.
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Huh?
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Wow! I think I like L.A.
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You and Chandler should've
moved out a long time ago.
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It's a very vibrant
gay scene.
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Chandler and I are not
a gay couple!
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Hi.
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Okay, this is it.
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Your new home.
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Oh, my God!
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Yeah?
Yeah!
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Oh, Gina, thank you
for finding this.
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Oh, I love it!
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Good, 'cause if you didn't,
I was gonna lie
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and say Tom Cruise used to live
here.
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Tom Cruise lived here?!
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Sure he did, honey.
Oh.
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Oh, let me show
you the best part.
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Check this out.
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Now, sit up here
and lean back.
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Now look over there.
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Is that the middle
of the Hollywood sign?
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That is the
"Ollywoo" sign.
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I can see
the Ollywoo sign!
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And into
that woman's bathroom.
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And now
she sees me looking.
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Hi, neighbor!
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Oh... whoa, man.
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What's the matter?
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I just...
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I can't believe
I'm here, you know.
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It doesn't...
doesn't feel real.
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[ laughing]
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And neither do those.
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[ phone ringing]
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Gina Tribbiani,
Hairdresser to the Stars.
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Stars?
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Sounds better than Hairdresser
to mostly Dominicans...
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Yeah, honey.
Come on up.
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It's my Michael.
He's parking.
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Oh, great.
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Say, what is
Michael now, 20?
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Yeah. Don't I look incredible
for the mother of an adult son?
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That's the good thing
about having a kid so young.
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Yeah, you rarely hear
the argument for
teen pregnancy.
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[ nasal, mocking laughter]
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Michael is so excited
to see you again.
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Oh, and by the way,
I told him I had him
when I was 22.
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I don't want him to think
his mother's a tramp.
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Uh...
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Uncle Joey!
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Hey, wow!
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Man, oh.
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Whoa. I still think of you
as a little kid.
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So much for these wings
I picked up on the airplane.
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Oh, no.
I'll still take 'em.
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I was... just gonna
show 'em to you.
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Tell your Uncle Joey
what you've been
up to lately.
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Well, uh, now that college
is done,
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I'm just doing some grad work
over at Cal Tech's Center
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for Simulation
of Dynamic Response Materials.
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Can you believe
he came out of me?
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Actually, right now,
we're designing a mock-up
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for an escape module
for the International
Space Station.
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[ chuckling]:
What are you,
a rocket scientist?
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Yes.
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Oh, oh...
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So how do you like
living at school?
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I still live with Mom.
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[ chuckling]:
Oh, man.
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That is nice.
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Shut up. We have fun.
Tell him we have fun.
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We do. We have more in common
than most moms and sons,
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'cause she had me
when she was just 22, so...
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Right, yeah, 22, yeah.
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That's why we had
to change churches.
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Michael,
where's the lasagna?
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Oh, I left it in the car.
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GINA:
Oh, I'll get it.
Look at that.
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So much going on
up here, he can't
remember lasagna.
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Boy, we are different,
you and me.
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So, come on,
what else is going on?
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Well, actually,
um, I'm thinking
about moving out.
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Oh, yeah?
Where?
Here with you.
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W-What?
I'm 20 years old, man.
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I shouldn't be
living with my mom.
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Everyone at school
makes fun of me.
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And these aren't
the cool kids.
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They're not quarterbacks--
engineers!
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But w-why do you wanna
live with me?
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Well, uh, this may not be
a big selling point,
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but I have no money for rent.
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And-and also,
you're my cool Uncle Joey,
you know.
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Living with you,
that would just...
you know...
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Yeah, yeah, break
your mother's heart?
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I know, I know...
[ groans]
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But, I mean, it's gonna
happen some time.
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I just have to get out.
Have you seen the breasts?!
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See 'em?
She made me touch 'em!
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She...
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Hi.
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[ screams]
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It's actually not
that big of a drop.
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Hi.
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Uh, some first impression, huh?
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Oh, actually, I got
my first impression last night.
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I saw you out here
practicing your... judo?
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Oh, that wasn't judo.
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I had a bee on me.
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[ laughs]
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I'm Alex.
Uh, I live next door.
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Really? I'm Joey.
Oh.
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Hi.
Hi.
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So, you just moved out here?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah;
from New York.
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I'm an actor.
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Oh, that's cute.
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You think being an actor's
a big deal.
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Everybody out here is an actor.
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What?
Yeah.
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Guy in that apartment-- actor.
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Actor. Actor.
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Porn actor.
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Really!
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Yeah. He lives above me.
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It's not the best.
Ah.
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So, I guess, if everyone
here's an actor,
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does it mean
you're one, too?
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Oh, no. Actually,
I'm a corporate lawyer.
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Wow.
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What is that?
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I represent greedy businesses.
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I make the world
just a little bit worse.
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Oh.
So...
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Were you on Days of Our Lives?
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Ah. It took you a minute,
but you recognized me, huh?
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I'm wearing my Days of Our Lives
shirt, aren't I?
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Yeah, I did
the soap thing,
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but I'm out here
to move beyond that.
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I'm actually a very serious
actor, yeah.
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[ booming]:
Romeo, oh, Romeo,
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wherefore art
thou, Romeo?
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That was Romeo.
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[ chuckling]
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Actually, that was Juliet.
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What?
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Yeah, well,
Romeo doesn't start a speech
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saying "Oh, Romeo, Romeo."
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I've done that for,
like, a million auditions!
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Blue Wall,
scene "C," take two.
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DIRECTOR:
And... action!
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[ grunting
and heavy punching sounds]
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And... cut!
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[ buzzer sounding]
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Huh?
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I can't believe
I'm on a set!
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I should be networking.
Let me go talk
to the director.
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So, must be pretty cool
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seeing your uncle
star in his own show?
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It'd be more cool
seeing my roommate
star in his own show.
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Uh, yeah, Michael, about us
living together-- come here.
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I don't think
it's a good idea.
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Why not?
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I don't wanna get between
you and your mom, alright?
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I can't have her mad at me.
As kids, she tortured me.
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She hit me all the time.
255
00:11:15,022 --> 00:11:17,285
She'd hold me down
and force me to say:
256
00:11:17,328 --> 00:11:19,853
"I am gay for David Cassidy."
257
00:11:19,896 --> 00:11:21,376
Who's that?
258
00:11:21,419 --> 00:11:23,944
David Cassidy?
From The Partridge Family?
259
00:11:23,987 --> 00:11:26,816
Reallygood-looking...
The point is...
260
00:11:26,860 --> 00:11:29,645
I don't want her mad at me,
okay? I'm sorry.
261
00:11:32,169 --> 00:11:33,997
It's okay.
I understand.
262
00:11:34,041 --> 00:11:35,912
Alright, good.
263
00:11:35,956 --> 00:11:37,479
You're not going
to believe this.
264
00:11:37,522 --> 00:11:39,524
The director thought
I was an actress.
265
00:11:39,568 --> 00:11:41,570
Sure, that's 'cause
you got big, fake boobs
266
00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:43,224
and you're crazy.
267
00:11:51,058 --> 00:11:54,670
I love it out here. It's sunny
and 72 degrees every day.
268
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,759
I wonder what it's like
in New York.
269
00:11:56,803 --> 00:11:59,066
It's 71.
Poor bastards.
270
00:12:02,112 --> 00:12:04,593
Hey.
Oh, hey, Alex.
271
00:12:04,636 --> 00:12:07,204
This is my sister, Gina.
Alex lives right next door.
272
00:12:07,248 --> 00:12:09,772
Hey. You have
very beautiful hair.
273
00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:11,426
Oh, thanks.
274
00:12:11,469 --> 00:12:14,211
If you ever want to sell it,
give me a call.
275
00:12:19,477 --> 00:12:21,436
Hey, I like that girl.
276
00:12:21,479 --> 00:12:24,395
Don't be trying
to buy her hair!
277
00:12:24,439 --> 00:12:27,050
She could be the future
Mrs. Joey Tribbiani.
278
00:12:27,094 --> 00:12:28,922
Or at the very least,
the future...
279
00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:31,751
awkward situation.
280
00:12:31,794 --> 00:12:33,840
[ phone ringing]
281
00:12:33,883 --> 00:12:36,668
Ooh, it's my agent, the shark.
282
00:12:36,712 --> 00:12:38,540
Hello.
283
00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:40,455
Hi, Bobbie.
284
00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:42,500
Right. And?
285
00:12:45,025 --> 00:12:46,896
What?!
286
00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:48,811
Why?!
287
00:12:48,855 --> 00:12:50,291
Yeah.
288
00:12:50,334 --> 00:12:54,034
Oh. Okay. Bye.
289
00:12:54,077 --> 00:12:56,776
My show is dead.
It's not even going to air.
290
00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:58,212
Oh, my God.
291
00:12:58,255 --> 00:13:00,649
Did they say why?
292
00:13:00,692 --> 00:13:03,913
People thought
it was disgusting.
293
00:13:03,957 --> 00:13:07,264
Geez, you defecate
on one corpse...!
294
00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:12,008
Oh, honey, I am so sorry.
295
00:13:12,052 --> 00:13:14,010
I can't believe this.
296
00:13:14,054 --> 00:13:16,534
How could I go
from having two shows to...
297
00:13:16,578 --> 00:13:17,971
having nothing?
298
00:13:19,624 --> 00:13:22,105
Do you think you should
have done the other show?
299
00:13:22,149 --> 00:13:23,846
The Nursesthing?
Oh, no way.
300
00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:26,196
I mean, my thing didn't go,
but, believe me,
301
00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:28,764
no one is going to watch
a show about nurses.
302
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,158
I'm with Sam Baxter,
one of the hunky stars
303
00:13:31,201 --> 00:13:33,160
of the smash hit Nurses.
304
00:13:33,203 --> 00:13:34,988
Now, Sam, is it true
305
00:13:35,031 --> 00:13:37,381
that you weren't
the first choice
for the role?
306
00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:39,731
That's right. The producers
had originally offered the role
307
00:13:39,775 --> 00:13:45,128
to someone else-- an actor
named Joey... Tribaney.
308
00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:46,738
Well, wherever he is,
309
00:13:46,782 --> 00:13:49,480
I'm sure that Joey Tribaney
is kicking himself.
310
00:13:49,524 --> 00:13:52,222
Tribbiani!!!
311
00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:55,312
Joey Tribbiani
is kicking himself!
312
00:14:06,454 --> 00:14:08,282
Hey, what are
you doing here?
313
00:14:08,325 --> 00:14:11,067
Mom told me you'd be clearing
out your dressing room today,
314
00:14:11,111 --> 00:14:13,461
so I figured I'd come by,
cheer you up.
315
00:14:13,504 --> 00:14:14,897
Aw...
What are you cooking?
316
00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:16,899
Uh, spaghetti and meatballs.
It's Grandma's recipe.
317
00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:18,988
It always
makes me feel better.
318
00:14:19,032 --> 00:14:22,339
Mom made it for me
this one time I got a "B."
319
00:14:22,383 --> 00:14:23,993
I got a "B" once.
320
00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:25,952
Cheated my ass off.
321
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,261
So, was today hard?
322
00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:32,523
Yeah.
323
00:14:32,567 --> 00:14:33,960
I can't believe it.
324
00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:36,527
A week ago,
I was the star of a show,
325
00:14:36,571 --> 00:14:39,617
and now I'm the guy
who turned down Nurses.
326
00:14:39,661 --> 00:14:41,793
Which is strange,
because in real life,
327
00:14:41,837 --> 00:14:45,232
I would never turn down a nurse.
328
00:14:45,275 --> 00:14:46,798
So, what do you do now?
329
00:14:46,842 --> 00:14:48,844
I got a meeting
with my agent later
330
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:52,587
to try and figure out
some kind of game plan.
331
00:14:52,630 --> 00:14:55,720
Hey, they're making
a new Indiana Jones movie.
332
00:14:55,764 --> 00:14:59,202
Maybe you can... turn that down.
333
00:15:03,685 --> 00:15:05,078
Feeling
a little more comfortable
334
00:15:05,121 --> 00:15:06,906
around your Uncle Joe,
are you?
335
00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:13,129
Hey, this is really nice.
Thanks for doing this.
336
00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:15,436
You know, if you let me
be your roommate,
337
00:15:15,479 --> 00:15:18,569
you could have this,
like, every day.
338
00:15:18,613 --> 00:15:20,354
Michael, look,
you're a great kid,
339
00:15:20,397 --> 00:15:22,660
and I'd love to have you
as my roommate.
340
00:15:22,704 --> 00:15:24,662
But your mother will flip out.
341
00:15:24,706 --> 00:15:26,316
I mean...
342
00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:27,839
Uh...
343
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:31,756
You're in!
344
00:15:34,237 --> 00:15:36,239
No, no, no, no, no!
345
00:15:41,505 --> 00:15:42,942
[ knocking on door ]
346
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:45,857
Oh, hey, Joey,
have a seat, doll.
347
00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:48,034
Thanks for seeing me,
Bobbie.
348
00:15:48,077 --> 00:15:51,124
Look, I know we blew it by
turning down that Nursesthing.
349
00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:52,952
But I gotta believe
there's something bigger
350
00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:54,692
right around the corner.
351
00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:59,132
Listen, you are living
in a dream world.
352
00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:01,482
Excuse me?
353
00:16:01,525 --> 00:16:03,875
That Nursesshow is huge.
354
00:16:03,919 --> 00:16:06,966
Everyone involved with it
is gonna become insanely rich,
355
00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:10,752
and it's gonna haunt you
for the rest of your life.
356
00:16:10,795 --> 00:16:15,017
But my job
is to keep up your morale.
357
00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:17,280
I do feel better.
358
00:16:17,324 --> 00:16:20,892
Look, I'm a
straight shooter.
359
00:16:20,936 --> 00:16:23,025
But I'll tell you
something else about me--
360
00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:26,507
I am the best.
361
00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:29,510
There is nothing
that I wouldn't do for you.
362
00:16:29,553 --> 00:16:34,819
I would... throw on a meat skirt
and wrestle a lion.
363
00:16:34,863 --> 00:16:40,303
I would pull off my own ears
and eat them.
364
00:16:40,347 --> 00:16:44,046
That's... gross.
365
00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:46,527
I am gonna get
you through this.
366
00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:48,007
I tell you, next year,
367
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:50,052
I am gonna
find you a show
368
00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:53,621
that'll blow this Nurses
thing right out of the...
369
00:16:53,664 --> 00:16:55,840
Ah, what the hell am I saying?
370
00:16:55,884 --> 00:16:58,713
Nothing's gonna top that.
371
00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:03,413
Uh, wha... h-hold on--
"next year"?
372
00:17:03,457 --> 00:17:05,850
No, no, no.
I need to get something now.
373
00:17:05,894 --> 00:17:09,332
Well, I got nothing.
374
00:17:09,376 --> 00:17:13,510
Zilch. Zero. "Nay-da."
375
00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:15,338
There's gotta be something.
376
00:17:15,382 --> 00:17:19,299
Well... they do need
a host for this new
entertainment news show.
377
00:17:19,342 --> 00:17:22,780
It's not really acting,
but it may work
378
00:17:22,824 --> 00:17:25,783
since you have
such a tremendous head.
379
00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:30,571
I do?
380
00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:34,662
Oh, come on.
We don't have time for this.
381
00:17:34,705 --> 00:17:37,491
Thanks, Bobbie, thank you.
382
00:17:37,534 --> 00:17:39,058
[ wheezing laugh]
383
00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:41,843
Looks like you got a big barrel
on your shoulders.
384
00:17:50,504 --> 00:17:54,029
Gina, where have you been?
My audition's in half an hour.
385
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:57,163
Sorry-- I'll give you a little
trim. It'll take two minutes.
386
00:17:57,206 --> 00:17:59,904
Hey, any sign of my stuff?
Have the movers called?
387
00:17:59,948 --> 00:18:01,210
No.
388
00:18:01,254 --> 00:18:04,039
Stupid Movers and Shakers.
389
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,127
[ chuckling]
390
00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:07,608
I can't be mad at those guys.
391
00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:11,133
Hey, do me a favor.
392
00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:14,005
See if you can make my head
look a little smaller.
393
00:18:16,921 --> 00:18:18,575
You know,
I can't do this.
394
00:18:18,619 --> 00:18:20,055
I'm too upset.
395
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:23,232
What's the matter?
396
00:18:23,276 --> 00:18:25,539
Michael said
he was moving out.
397
00:18:25,582 --> 00:18:28,107
Uh, did he say who
he was moving in with?
398
00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:29,151
No, why?
399
00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:30,326
Uh, no reason.
400
00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:32,459
Uh, but you know,
401
00:18:32,502 --> 00:18:35,549
if you think about it, Gina,
this could be a good thing.
402
00:18:35,592 --> 00:18:38,160
You, uh... you could have
more time for
your hairdressing.
403
00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:39,466
Oh, please.
404
00:18:39,509 --> 00:18:41,250
I'm not much
of a hairdresser, anyway.
405
00:18:41,294 --> 00:18:43,296
I only started cutting hair
because Channel 5
406
00:18:43,339 --> 00:18:44,819
exposed me as the Southland's
407
00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:46,864
most dangerous
dental technician.
408
00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:52,087
Yeah... that was
some damning footage.
409
00:18:55,699 --> 00:18:58,224
I just don't know what
I'm gonna do without him.
410
00:18:58,267 --> 00:19:00,791
He's my baby.
411
00:19:00,835 --> 00:19:03,054
Hey, come on...
No, really.
412
00:19:03,098 --> 00:19:08,625
I don't have much to be proud
of... but him, I did right.
413
00:19:10,323 --> 00:19:12,020
[ phone rings]
414
00:19:12,063 --> 00:19:14,065
I got to take this.
415
00:19:14,109 --> 00:19:15,502
What?
416
00:19:15,545 --> 00:19:18,287
Yeah. Well, I got a lead
on some blonde's hair.
417
00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:25,076
I need some
good straight stuff.
418
00:19:27,992 --> 00:19:31,518
Okay, we've got a big problem.
I told Mom I was moving out.
419
00:19:31,561 --> 00:19:33,824
She went crazy-- I-I-I don't
know what she'll do
420
00:19:33,868 --> 00:19:35,609
when she hears
I'm living with you.
421
00:19:35,652 --> 00:19:37,176
Well, let's find out.
422
00:19:39,090 --> 00:19:41,267
Why didn't you tell me
she was here?
423
00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:44,139
You couldn't tell
I was getting a haircut?
424
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:47,011
You think I just walk
around my apartment in a cape?!
425
00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:52,278
He's gonna live here?!
Are you kidding me?
426
00:19:52,321 --> 00:19:53,844
Mom, look,
this was my idea.
427
00:19:53,888 --> 00:19:55,498
That's true.
Sure.
428
00:19:55,542 --> 00:19:57,805
I bet you landed,
and right away, he begged,
429
00:19:57,848 --> 00:20:00,068
"Please, get me
away from my mother!"
430
00:20:00,111 --> 00:20:01,809
Uh...
Uh...
431
00:20:03,767 --> 00:20:06,030
I cannot believe
you would do this to me.
432
00:20:06,074 --> 00:20:08,468
[ sighing]:
Hey, Gina...
433
00:20:08,511 --> 00:20:09,947
Gina, Gina, wait up!
Mom...
434
00:20:09,991 --> 00:20:12,776
Ma...
Gina!
435
00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:13,995
Oh, my God.
436
00:20:14,038 --> 00:20:16,040
I know. I know.
437
00:20:18,129 --> 00:20:21,916
I could eat
a really big lobster in this.
438
00:20:29,489 --> 00:20:31,578
Okay, Joey,
the audition's very simple.
439
00:20:31,621 --> 00:20:33,580
Uh... three cameras;
440
00:20:33,623 --> 00:20:35,625
each one has a TelePrompTer
beneath the lens
441
00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:37,279
and a red light on top.
442
00:20:37,323 --> 00:20:39,803
Whichever red light is lit,
that's the camera you address.
443
00:20:39,847 --> 00:20:41,892
The producer'll watch you
from that monitor.
444
00:20:41,936 --> 00:20:44,286
Geez.
Is that a man or a woman?
445
00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:46,810
And you're miked.
446
00:20:46,854 --> 00:20:49,160
Okay. Let's do this.
447
00:20:49,204 --> 00:20:50,205
We on a roll?
448
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,641
Joey Tribbiani audition
449
00:20:51,685 --> 00:20:53,861
in five, four, three...
450
00:20:53,904 --> 00:20:55,732
Welcome to Hollywood Minute.
451
00:20:55,776 --> 00:20:57,168
I'm name.
452
00:21:00,694 --> 00:21:02,739
Can I start again?
Whenever
you're ready.
453
00:21:02,783 --> 00:21:04,175
Okay.
454
00:21:06,090 --> 00:21:07,614
Welcome to Hollywood Minute.
455
00:21:07,657 --> 00:21:11,574
I'm Joey Tribbiani, and here are
today's top stories.
456
00:21:11,618 --> 00:21:13,837
Well, even though
she's on vacation...
457
00:21:13,881 --> 00:21:16,144
Uh, Joey, you didn't
switch cameras.
458
00:21:16,187 --> 00:21:18,320
Oh, did the light change?
459
00:21:18,364 --> 00:21:20,322
Yeah. Even though
you're reading,
460
00:21:20,366 --> 00:21:23,456
you need to be
aware of when
the light changes.
461
00:21:23,499 --> 00:21:26,676
That's really the best way
to do this?
462
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:30,245
Okay, let's try it again
in five, four, three...
463
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,726
Welcome to Hollywood Minute.
464
00:21:32,769 --> 00:21:36,338
I'm Joey Tribbiani, and here are
today's top stories:
465
00:21:36,382 --> 00:21:39,472
Well, even though
she's on vacation,
466
00:21:39,515 --> 00:21:41,909
Jennifer Lopez
is in the news today.
467
00:21:41,952 --> 00:21:44,128
More-more on that story later.
468
00:21:44,172 --> 00:21:45,565
But first, let's check out
469
00:21:45,608 --> 00:21:47,610
the box office returns
for this weekend.
470
00:21:47,654 --> 00:21:50,047
Topping the list
for the third week in a...
471
00:21:50,091 --> 00:21:52,049
Man, that is one fast red light.
472
00:21:52,093 --> 00:21:55,749
Topping the list...
Topping the list...
473
00:21:55,792 --> 00:21:58,012
No, I know it's not that one.
474
00:21:58,055 --> 00:21:59,492
Where the hell is it?!
475
00:21:59,535 --> 00:22:01,624
Okay, Joey,
thanks for coming in.
476
00:22:01,668 --> 00:22:03,931
No, no, no,
I'm getting the hang of it.
477
00:22:03,974 --> 00:22:06,412
Please, Mister or Miss Producer.
478
00:22:06,455 --> 00:22:09,110
Um, I need this job.
I can do this.
479
00:22:09,153 --> 00:22:10,633
You're looking
at the wrong camera.
480
00:22:10,677 --> 00:22:12,374
Damn it!
481
00:22:12,418 --> 00:22:16,073
Romeo, oh, Romeo...
482
00:22:26,562 --> 00:22:28,564
Hey.
Hey.
483
00:22:28,608 --> 00:22:30,044
What's wrong?
484
00:22:30,087 --> 00:22:32,438
Oh, I just... blew an audition
485
00:22:32,481 --> 00:22:35,092
to host this stupid
entertainment show.
486
00:22:35,136 --> 00:22:37,094
Oh. Well, is that even acting?
487
00:22:37,138 --> 00:22:42,056
No. It's just following
a really fast red light.
488
00:22:42,099 --> 00:22:45,755
I'm sorry. If it helps, I had
a really rough day at work, too.
489
00:22:45,799 --> 00:22:48,976
The company I represent
can't drill for oil in Yosemite.
490
00:22:51,282 --> 00:22:54,068
Well, if we're both bummed,
you wanna go be bummed together?
491
00:22:54,111 --> 00:22:56,070
Maybe we could get
something to eat.
492
00:22:56,113 --> 00:22:57,680
Oh, I wish I could.
493
00:22:57,724 --> 00:23:01,423
I have to go to the airport
to pick up my husband.
494
00:23:01,467 --> 00:23:04,644
Oh...
You're married?
495
00:23:04,687 --> 00:23:06,994
You didn't know?
Didn't you see the ring?
496
00:23:07,037 --> 00:23:08,517
Yeah, yeah, I saw a ring,
497
00:23:08,561 --> 00:23:10,650
but it's not
on your left hand, so...
498
00:23:10,693 --> 00:23:12,782
Yeah, it is.
499
00:23:14,915 --> 00:23:17,700
If you say so.
500
00:23:17,744 --> 00:23:20,137
See you, Joey.
Okay.
501
00:23:25,795 --> 00:23:27,493
Hey.
502
00:23:27,536 --> 00:23:30,278
Hey, did you know
that girl next
door is married?
503
00:23:30,321 --> 00:23:32,149
Oh. I can't talk to that girl.
504
00:23:32,193 --> 00:23:34,195
S-S-She makes my stutter
come back.
505
00:23:36,719 --> 00:23:38,286
Uh, can I talk to you?
506
00:23:38,329 --> 00:23:40,636
Michael, you should know
there'll be times
507
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,638
when I'm not gonna
want to talk.
508
00:23:42,682 --> 00:23:45,946
I'm just gonna want to eat
the spaghetti you made for me.
509
00:23:45,989 --> 00:23:48,775
Um, actually...
510
00:23:48,818 --> 00:23:52,735
Well, I'm not gonna be
your roommate.
511
00:23:52,779 --> 00:23:55,303
What? Why?
512
00:23:55,346 --> 00:23:57,827
I talked it over with my mom,
and she was...
513
00:23:57,871 --> 00:23:59,220
Michael, don't listen to her!
514
00:23:59,263 --> 00:24:01,222
She's a selfish, crazy...
515
00:24:01,265 --> 00:24:04,443
Okay, we need a signal
for when she's here!
516
00:24:04,486 --> 00:24:06,009
Come on, Michael,
we're leaving.
517
00:24:06,053 --> 00:24:08,011
Look, Gina,
this is nuts!
518
00:24:08,055 --> 00:24:09,883
He's a man, okay?
519
00:24:09,926 --> 00:24:11,885
He's graduated college.
520
00:24:11,928 --> 00:24:12,973
He shaves.
521
00:24:13,016 --> 00:24:14,888
He sleeps with women.
522
00:24:14,931 --> 00:24:17,325
[ stuttering]:
Yeah, I-I do shave.
523
00:24:17,368 --> 00:24:19,980
Come on!
You have to let him go!
524
00:24:20,023 --> 00:24:21,111
Oh, yeah?
525
00:24:21,155 --> 00:24:22,809
[ shrieking]
526
00:24:22,852 --> 00:24:24,593
You can hurt me
all you want.
527
00:24:24,637 --> 00:24:26,203
He's gonna move out sometime.
528
00:24:26,247 --> 00:24:27,770
Not if I can help it.
529
00:24:27,814 --> 00:24:29,555
Look, Gina, I know
he's your baby,
530
00:24:29,598 --> 00:24:31,295
but it's time
to move on!
531
00:24:31,339 --> 00:24:32,862
Change can be good.
532
00:24:32,906 --> 00:24:34,734
Oh, it's easy
for you to say.
533
00:24:34,777 --> 00:24:36,910
No, it's not! No.
534
00:24:36,953 --> 00:24:40,261
Look... nobody understands
535
00:24:40,304 --> 00:24:42,568
wanting things to stay the same
like I do.
536
00:24:42,611 --> 00:24:44,570
I was happy in New York,
537
00:24:44,613 --> 00:24:47,442
okay, and I tried really hard
to keep things from changing,
538
00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:49,444
but everyone else
got-got married
539
00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:51,664
and had kids and moved on.
540
00:24:51,707 --> 00:24:54,536
They all changed.
541
00:24:54,580 --> 00:24:55,842
So...
542
00:24:55,885 --> 00:24:57,713
I'm giving change a shot.
543
00:24:57,757 --> 00:25:01,456
And it has been hard...
544
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:06,505
but... okay, just hoping things
stay the same--
545
00:25:06,548 --> 00:25:08,507
it doesn't work.
546
00:25:11,727 --> 00:25:14,513
What, are you smarter
than you used to be?
547
00:25:16,732 --> 00:25:19,169
Nah, I don't know
where that came from.
548
00:25:26,089 --> 00:25:28,135
You know he's a slob,
right?
549
00:25:28,178 --> 00:25:30,441
You know how you like
everything nice and clean
550
00:25:30,485 --> 00:25:32,748
in its own little place?
551
00:25:32,792 --> 00:25:36,535
There's gonna be sauce
on everything you own.
552
00:25:36,578 --> 00:25:38,972
I don't know how it happens.
553
00:25:41,191 --> 00:25:44,238
Ma... Ma, that's okay.
554
00:25:48,764 --> 00:25:52,028
Well, if this is
really what you want...
555
00:25:52,072 --> 00:25:56,424
Thank you, Mom.
Thank you.
556
00:25:56,467 --> 00:25:59,122
I'm just gonna miss you,
that's all.
557
00:25:59,166 --> 00:26:01,951
It's been the two of us
for such a long time.
558
00:26:01,995 --> 00:26:04,563
Yeah, well,
now it's the three of us.
559
00:26:04,606 --> 00:26:06,521
You gave your speech.
Enough.
560
00:26:09,655 --> 00:26:11,613
You sure you're gonna be okay?
561
00:26:11,657 --> 00:26:14,964
Gina, he's gonna be fine.
He's old enough to move out.
562
00:26:15,008 --> 00:26:17,445
You were raising a kid
when you were 16.
563
00:26:23,669 --> 00:26:27,847
How did I not
figure that out?
564
00:26:27,890 --> 00:26:29,326
I mean, I...
565
00:26:29,370 --> 00:26:32,895
I took calculus
when I was eight.
566
00:26:32,939 --> 00:26:34,288
You're dead.
567
00:26:34,331 --> 00:26:36,507
Gina, back off--
I don't wanna hurt you.
568
00:26:36,551 --> 00:26:37,552
Oh, yeah?
569
00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:39,902
[ screaming]
570
00:26:39,946 --> 00:26:42,688
I'm gay for David Cassidy!
571
00:26:52,436 --> 00:26:53,612
♪ Come on
572
00:26:53,655 --> 00:26:55,831
♪ Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah
573
00:26:55,875 --> 00:26:57,920
♪ Everything's
gonna be alright ♪
574
00:26:57,964 --> 00:27:00,270
♪ I'm alright y'all,
alright y'all ♪
575
00:27:00,314 --> 00:27:03,317
♪ You wanna be alright,
you gotta walk tall ♪
576
00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:05,841
♪ Everything's
gonna be alright now ♪
577
00:27:05,885 --> 00:27:07,800
♪ Everything's
gonna be alright now ♪
578
00:27:07,843 --> 00:27:09,671
♪ I'm alright y'all,
alright y'all ♪
579
00:27:09,715 --> 00:27:12,543
♪ You wanna be alright,
you gotta walk tall ♪
580
00:27:12,587 --> 00:27:15,068
♪ I'm alright y'all,
alright y'all ♪
581
00:27:15,111 --> 00:27:18,027
♪ You wanna be alright,
you gotta walk tall ♪
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