Original subtitles

''Say La Vee'' by De La Soul.

-We're gonna have..

some good holidays bro! -Gimme, I deal with it.

-What the fuck ? You're gonna scare them, nigga face

They know me man. I'll take care of it.

-Do you ?

Just like you did with the Rastas ?

-No need to bring back old stories nobody remembers

Come on, cheer up !

The only important thing is we're gonna have some sweet time

Oh, my...

Oh, my shoes

My shoes

-Here it is ! In three days, we're in Santo Rico,

under the tropics !

-Santo Rico... You checked ? ''Svanto Vlitko''.

In Zoldavia ! -Shit

Those bastards're gonna set this straight -Let me deal with it, Tony.

-No, not possible, sorry.

Special sale : Svanto Vlitko.

Non negotiable.

Special sale : Svanto Vlitko. Special sale.

-You think you can fuck with us like that ?

You don't know who I am, do you?

I'm a crazy motherfucker!

-Put the grandfather

Put him

Put him

It's all dirty

Why did you break grandfather ?

You going to see !

*For the H.O.M.I.E.S*

*All the same. No stress, let it go and nod.

H.O.M.I.E.S

*All the same. No stress, let it go and nod.

*The kind of guys you want to avoid*

*Some of them are gold and others are bullshit*

*In the manners, in the habits*

*I hit the road from north to south*

*Push up the volume, I take care of the flow*

-*Hey, failures*

*For the H.O.M.I.E.S*

Homies No holidays for true men

-Did you need to go all batshit crazy with the man ashtray?

I was negotiating. -Come on Jos챕,

Damn, they need to show some respect.

They'll know you don't fuck with the Dream Team. Street credibility man!

-Yeah, great...

Now with your bullshit, we're stuck here for the summer.

-I'll find us something, and in two days

..we're on our way to..

..to the tro... to the tropics with J.O.S.E...

-I'm out of here, see you tomorrouw. -Oh come on...

Don't be pissed Things gonna be allright

-Gonna be shit, yeah

Thanks, I'm done.

-Hey, Jojo !

Think positive. You're part of the Dream Team, aren't you ?

-Stop it, Tony.

-Here are the beggars bros. What's up ?

-So ?

-You got your tickets ?

-Of course we do. What do you think?

We leave in two days.

-I'm going home.

-Jose ! Don't worry !

We'll make it ! Do you hear ?

-He's a cracker. He fucked up.

They'll get their tan in the staircase -Near the letterboxes

While we'll be on a pedalo Like kings.

-I don't even know why I'm talking to you Go with your pedalo shit

I'm more of a jet-ski guy.

..1 200 cm3.

I'm a businessman. I don't do your cheap tourist stuff.

-Hey, man See you in two days..

..in Santo Rico !

-You cracker!

-And wash yourself !

-You stink like an ashtray !

-Ho, stumpy stump !

-Cousin, you're going to miss your plane

-There's no plane, Jenny.

-What? You're not leaving?

What you're gonna do ?

-Dunno. Maybe work the album

-Work the album... And not do anything for the whole summer

With Bullshiter Tony

-Come on, cousin. Even if I don't fly to south america,

..Really think I'm staying here touching my..

What's wrong with you ? -You've been crashing here for 3 months !

I'm fed up seeing you here..

..looting the fridge !

Family or not, You need to find a job, now !

-A job... There's no job. I'd know if it was the case.

-No job?

The father of my friend Cl챕mence is looking for someone to tinker

-Cl챕mence... the hot blonde? Rich girl ?

-Yes.

-She's with someone ? -That's not the point.

So ?

-Yes... How much does he pay ?

-I call her.

And don't embarasss me, ok ? -Don't worry, cousin

I'll represent the Frelates

-Baby, you're a tigress

A true athlete

You ready ? I have to go, for business.

-When can I see you ?

-Well I don't know. I'll call you, send some texts...

But I have to go Manuella. -Please, 15 minutes more

So I can put my make up.

-I leave the keys on the door. You'll put them in the mailbox.

-And my kiss ?

-Farid, what do you want as a souvenir ?

Santorican pussy hair?

-That's wrong. That's wrong talking like that.

-See you guys Keep it up!

-We'll send photos

Let's go, cab !

SANTO RlCO !

-Yeah, go grab some AIDS under the tropics, damn show off.

-You know what? Santo Rico sucks, it's for cheap ass people.

-No holidays for true men.

-Damn bastards !

-The worker !

What do you mean..

no business class seat ?! Tell your boss the Caiman islands...

..are not the only place where I can... Yes, the Lichtenstein, exactly.

So do your job, if you want me to work with you.

Yes, I'll handle your case.

Here you are.

-Jos챕 Frelate. -Judge Santi챕pi.

My daughter told me..

you were the best in your field.

-Let's say... -Anyway, an emergency awaits

-I'll be back in one week. Enough time for you..

to build my Norwegian sauna. -What ?

-A Norwegian sauna. Try not to disappoint me.

-I won't.

-Ah, my Tikiwinki.

He's a bit woozy right now. Isn't he cute?

Careful to close the doors when you leave.

And take good care of my Tikiwinki.

-OK.

-Simple insurance.

If anything would happen to my house, or if you involve any third party

I'll turn your life into a judiciary hell .

Cheer up! And see you.

''Stand clear'' by Adam F featuring M.O.P.

-What's your name ?

-... Tony Merguez.

-Listen to me Tony.

I never let anyone borrow from me.

But since you know my cousin I make an exception.

You have one week. Look at me

That means seven days, no more.

-One week? I make the deal tonight. In 2 days, I'm in Santo Rico.

Jet-ski, Latinas, Chicas

-I don't care about your life.

-You'll find the dope in the bin. In a yellow bag. 10 pounds.

-10? But we said 4

Well, you're right.

10 is better than 4.

Fuck, It stinks like hell in here !

Yellow bag...

Is that yellow?

Here it is !

I found it !

The dope bag.

SANTO RICO !

-Can you believe it, mate ?

In less than 8 hours, we're at the playa

Hey, bro...

Don't you smell it? I smell some pussy.

-Santorican

..pussy !

-Where do you think you are? Behind the yellow line !

-Come on man, we cool. -We didn't see, calm down.

-Empty your pockets, don't keep people waiting.

-Who ? him?

-Or I ?

-''Look at me in the eyes, when I talk to you''

-You want to play it that way?

-Now you're going to shut up and follow me.

-We in custody ?

I didn't steal anything so I don't give a shit..

..I keep my belt and my shoelaces, and fuck you.

-This is not custody sir. -Hey asshole, don't touch me !

-They had it coming.

-Yes ?

-Tell me, Is the judge here?

-And you are ?

-Maurice Moctar Guignard, MMG, stage director. He's waiting for me.

-He's not here. -I'll wait inside.

Something to drink would be great.

-Santiepi Mansion, hello. *-Is Guignard here ?

-The filmmaker ? Yes, just came in.

-Shut up Frelate. Maurice Guignard is no filmmaker

*He's a small-time offender I'm trying to help.

He's going to work with you to build the sauna.

*Warn me at the first misdemeanor from him

I am counting on you, Frelate. The hearing is adjourned.

And take care of my Tikiwinki. He's so cute

What a shame...

-So, where's my beverage ?

Hey Alfred, what's your name ?

-Calm down, Spielberg. Let me explain how we gonna play it.

I'm Jos챕, I run the thing here.

I'm the chef, the *big boss*. The foreman, you get it ?

-Foreman ?

Awesome man !

I thought you were the maid, the flunky.

Know what? We're in the same shit.

Call me Momo..

and find us two cokes so we can drink together.

-Under the tro... Under the tro...

Under the tropics !

Mrs Michaud, how are you ? And you kiddo ? Be a good kid

-Hi, my Titoune !

Did you miss me ?

-What happened here ?

-I'm moving in. I tidied up the place.

Better, isn't it ?

-My Fifty Tune poster?

And my Super Strange Collector collection ?

-The old comics ? Haven't you read them already?

-Manuella, we have to talk.

-Oh yes ! -No, I mean it Manuella.

I need... -Oh yes...

I need too,

-Wait, Manuella.

-No, we have first to...

-Let's do the sinewy snake -No, not the sinewy snake !

-Let's do it. -Oh, Manu...

Manuella !

Hey girls,

You are really charming ! You are such beauties!

How are you? Ok?

-What the fuck you're doing Narb챕? What's with the ugly pussy?

-Fuck you man, they left

-Except for the PETA, noone would want any of this.

-Come on, we do what we can with what we have. McGuyver spirit!

-They won't buy it, the photos are useless

We should go back home. -Back there ?

with no-refund tickets up in our asses? Never !

Come on, pose. -Drop it, that sucks.

-We're in holidays, cheer up ! -Ok, but only my ass.

-Some of your mates ?

-That's Santo Rico ?

Man, that seems to suck. -What? No, man...

Santo Rico is the place...

-Connect it.

-Momo ! Shut down the water -I don't know where it is, Jos챕 !

-Shit! Turn it off !

The valve, damnit !

-Yeah, yeah, I can't find it

Fuck, those were new shoes

-Asshole !

The valve !

-What valve?

Oh, the valve. Under the stairs !

Look, you're closer than I, damn.

-You, you...

-Jos챕 ! Here you are !

-Look like you have some troubles here.

-Damn, that place was hard to find. Now pack up, we're going. I told you things would be fine.

In two days we're in Santo Rico. Look.

You're crazy ! Hide that !

10 pounds from wholesaler Zoran ? You insane? -10 pounds for each of us ?

OK.

-Jos챕, I know some people, buying everything cash.

-Give it back now

Zoran is no joke. -Don't sweat it, I'm on it.

-You're on nothing !

-Jos챕 ?

Jos챕 ! It's Cl챕mence !

-Shit ! Tony, you don't move

Momo, don't let them come in -OK.

-Momo ! -I'm on it!

-He restored the whole mansion with free workers. -What?

Yeah, that's why I insisted he hired someone for once. -Yes.

-Don't move !

You're so great under the lights !

-Who's this one ?

-Oh come on man

-I really don't have time.Just go, There's too much shit happening right now.

-Ok, you win, I'll take care of everything.

Get ready to pack up, man !

-Wait. Cinema studies, Is that what you're telling me ?

You're kidding, right?

-Well... anyway, I begin at fall.

-Filmmaker is my job!

-Yeah? So what the fuck are you doing here ?

-I'm a filmmaker when I'm no victim of a judicial mistake.

-Oh, my father's schemings...

I could make a movie out of it.

-Ok cinema lovers, I gotta go, I'm late.

-I have some connections if you need them, you know .

-Here. Call me. -Sure.

And thanks for the *orange juice*

- Cl챕mence ! What a surprise, I didn't hear you coming.

How are you? -Fine and you ?

-Fine.

Here. Go and feed it.

-He's the boss, I have to obey, don't I? Sir, yes Sir!

-Well...

My father was worried but I can tell you're handling things pretty well

-Yes, always.

-Jos챕 ! Where's the kibble ?

-In the basement, he won't find. Let me go get it.

Give me five minutes.

-Wait. i have to tell you something.

Well.

I was thinking one night, we could...

I mean, would you like us to go to the restaurant ?

-Restaurant ?

-Well yes, or a snack, something nice.

between friends.

-Ah ? Between friends ?

With Momo ?

-Where do we eat?

-Tomorrow night, at 8 ?

-OK. Tomorrow night, 8 o'clock.

I kind of like her. She has potential..

Here's your stuff.

-50/50 with me

But careful, I'm the real deal. -Thanks Tony

-I told Zoran about you, since he trusts me, and he's ok

But don't you disappoint us, get it ? -Oh I won't.

So when do you bring the money back ? -I told you, tonight

Everything is sold

-Ok, Zozo and I are doing you a favor here

Dont fuck it up.

What's with the faggot t-shirt?

-That's a disguise.

Ever seen a fag getting searched by the pigs ?

-I admit it... that's good.

-I'm not stupid, see?

-Titoune !

-My chick !

-Titoune ?

-Sweetheart... what a surprise ! How did you get in ?

-I made another key.

-Hello.

Well, I'd love to stay but I have to be somewhere

Bye... Titoune. -Shut up.

-Bye.

-What the fuck were you doing ? -What ? Nothing.

Casimir is an old pal. He feels a bit lonely.

He needs a true friend.

-What do you mean ''you don't need it anymore'' ?

-Well, Tony, we needed some this afternoon.

-You didn't come, so we found another way

-We sent Jean-Bernard, he bought 4 pounds from Zoran.

And it was a lot cheaper than you.

-So we're good now.

-No !

That's no good, I don't give a shit about Jean-bernard

-Take it easy. -I have your dope

And I want my money now or I'll fuck you up dip shits

-Get out now. -Don't touch me motherfucker

What, what, what ? I'm supposed to be scared?

Come on, let me go

Let me go ! Think I'm kidding ?

Assholes !

You don't know me !

Think I'm kidding ?

Fuck

How am I going to sell it now ?

-So, what do you do ? In your life, generally speaking?

*-Teacher. And you ?

-I ? I'm in some buziness. lmport-export, that stuff.

*-I'm impressed. What field ?

-Well, that's enough now. We're not going to talk about work.

-No..what I meant was..

you're a very very charming person.

*-Thanks.

-That's true, that's true.

Yes ?

-Zoran ? Hope I'm not interrupting ? It's Merguez, I call

to let you know I'm on schedule, But I'll only have half of the dough

So you could take back half of the dope. Easy.

-''Easy' ? ''Easy'' what ?

Cut the bullshit, Merguez. I have a better idea : I go by your place

With my ironbar And I break your two paws.

What do you think of it asshole?

-No problem, Zoran. I was just wondering...

But ok, we do as you say. *-See you, dip shit.

So, when do we meet ?

*-I... -You what?

*-All척 ? Sorry I can't hear you.

-I'm no fool, I can hear you! *-I can't see you.

-Don't bullshit me ! I can see you !

Who do you think I am? Don't leave me like that !

Shit !

-What's this bullshit again ?

-Fucking gypsy from the 9th building !

*-Titoune ! It's Minouche. Don't be late. And don't forget to wear

* the tie I gave you. -Such a pain in the ass, moving everything around

*-Wash your teeth and close the toothpaste.*

*And no more wee-wee in the sink. You're a big boy now. -Where the fuck is my mower !

*-So, see you tonight.

-Shit!

*-And ...

*I love you.

-Where the fuck is that damn fat ass Casimir ?

Fucking ornaments !

I'll have to talk to her, I swear, I'll talk to her.

-At last !

Come on, Casimir, gimme the dough. I have to..

-Tony Merguez ? -Euh... Yes, himself.

-Follow us, and don't make any fuss.

Let it go. -Come on !

Ladies and Gent'. -Hi, Tony. Going to jail ?

-Freshman incoming !

-A new one !

-What are you going to do to me ?

-Man... Man...

Manuella...

* All척 ?

*Tony Merguez' cell !

*Leave a message, bi-atch.

-Hey, Tony ! The fuck you're doing now ?

Come on, pick up the phone! And tell your man I sold everything right.

Hey, boss.

Gimme two greeks with a lot of fries.

Lapping?

-Let me explain.

The camera gets out the water...

And then I do..

..a back-front traveling with a south-american outline

..over a chick... true hotness !

When suddenly, from the depth..

..of the waters...

-We eat or we talk ? -Cut! Jos챕, you're in the middle of my shot.

-Go and grab the food, Momo.

-And I pay with my smile ? -Here. And take your time

OK ?

-OK, I get it

OK, pals, I'll get the order.

I'm leaving

Careful, I'm still here.

-Bye!

-Isn't he dumb this one?

-No, why ? He's ok to me.

And he looks...

resolute.

-Momo ?

The guy is a cracker ! His big thing

is telling his life to everyone kind enough not to slap him.

-Is it? And yours?

Except building saunas, what's your big thing?

-I'm in the rap buziness, I have some plans

I aint one of those wankers roasting their asses in Santo-Rico.

-Actually I'm going overthere,

..next week.

Oh yes Again

-You ok fella ?

-Surprise ! -Manuella ?

-Let me introduce you Daddy and Mommy. -She talked a lot about you.

-I'm so happy you're here, with my family To celebrate my admission in the police.

-She had the top grades She's the best of the family.

-And we have good elements. Come on, son.

Here is uncle Norbert, from organized crime squad. He's good.

Cousins Gilles and Serge, CRS*. -''What are you going to do to me?''

-Aunt Violaine, She works wire tapes.

-Uncle Adolphe, aka Serpico, commissioner at the DEA.

His dog always finds the drug.

-That's, that's great...

-See? It likes you already.

-Hey! Escobar! Shut up ! Already drunk?

-Welcome in the family boy ! -Here's for you, fella !

Let me put that away. -No, no, thanks.

-Calm down, Tony. You're all stressed up

-Chantal, put that boy bag away.

Come on pigs !

-Nice... nice.

-What are you doing all alone ?

Come and dance, son, You're family.

Let me show you

-It's the pigs dance, getting out of the pub..

putting you in handcuffs

-It's the pigs dance, getting out of the pub..

putting you in handcuffs It's the pigs dance,

getting out of the pub.. putting you in handcuffs

-Do your stuff, Norbert.

-Oh come on officer, The scooter ain't mine

It's my chick momma's. I swear wasn't me

He's good, isn't he ?

-Yes...

-I have another one

I swear, these are medicinal herbs for my granny, officer

-Oh, Tony !

I want to marry you !

-Three sandwichs...

-Hey chef, where's my order at?

-Oh, I'm no speedy ass, son.

-The 3 sandwichs are ready?

-Keep the change chef.

-You're fucking with me? You plan on delivering everyone before me?

-Where do you think you are ?

-Gimme that

-Hey, give it back

My sandwich...

-Drop it

-That some dough you two have here.

-Don't be mean cousin.

Share

-Leave him be !

-Hooligans,

Don't ever come back here Or I'll...

-Hey that's Momo !

Stop ! Let him go !

-Don't..

..do this kind of things!

-My dough !

My dough !

-You ok, Jos챕 ?

My dough ! My dough ! My dough !

My dough !

-You ok, Jos챕 ?

*-Central to Zebra 12. The Greek, no onions, guys. Over.

-*Don't worry, I've got it.

-Merguez...

-What a bunch of assholes !

What the Fuck ! Shit ! shit !

-Ok he left, the disgusting ass.

-Shit, Narb챕.

Do we really have to hide like hobos for two weeks ?

-We have no choice We can't go back home, can we?

-You could have picked up our gear before they close the locker-room.

Fuck I'm freezing here ! -Shut up, you're always grunting.

Do you even have ideas ? -Shut up, Narb챕.

-Shut up.

-Don't turn back don't move.

-What... ? -I swear...

There's a monkey there, in the tree. -Come on !

-don't move. -Don't piss me off.

I'm not kidding. -I swear, a monkey.

Oh, shit Do the lion. Roar, dude.

Come on, roar.

-Roar ! Roar ! -Roar ! Roar !

-Go away! -bark, bark !

-Dash off !

-Manuella, we need to talk.

Manuella, listen, I've been thinking and I realized...

We have to talk.

Hey, Manuella, funny thing, I've just thought of something..

What? Don't give me that look. Drop it, I'm telling you, drop it.

You and I it's over !

I am a street guy, hardcore. And you, you're a Chick !

I'm leaving, goodbye. No, don't try to change my mind.

It's over. Dry those tears.

It's not easy for me to say it.

But I swear, you have to understand, It's over.

-She's pretty, pretty, pretty

With her I can only compose, Even with her big nose.

-Who has a big nose ?

-Oh, You're awake ?

No, you see, it's for the rhyme.

-For the rhyme ? Hm...

-Feeling better ? -Hm, hm.

-Well sorry for what happened...

I should have... -Hush.

Without that, We wouldn't be here today.

And you got what you wanted, right?

-I confess. But next time we go out

If you could not drag me into your brawls

My head is still ringing.

-So Titoune, Did you sleep well ?

-Hm... Hm... Hm...

-So grumpy today!

You're hungry ?

I'm gonna get us some chinese. You'll feel better.

-Hm...

-Oh, I love you so much !

-Tony ! Help ! Help ! I'm in deep shit!

-Casimir ! Help ! Help ! I'm in deep shit!

-Tony ?

What do you mean you lost the dough?! You're a true asshole!

-I didn't mean to, Tony.

-Untie me ! Untie me so I can kick your ass.

-We're going to pull through, Tony, right ?

-You don't get it. We're dead ! You get it?

They'll find our heads in garbage bags, end of the story

-Garbage bags ?

-Sonnuva...

...

-Your girl !

-Shit! Do something !

-Whose chinese food is it ? My beloved it is.

And some bo bun for my Titoune.

-Garbage bags !

-Tony Merguez !

You can run, I'll get you !

-My waggon !

-Hey look up there ! It's at Merguez's !

-You motherfucker ! -Hey, Merguez !

-The fuck you're doing up there ? -Hush.

-Come on, get down !

-Titoune !

Titoune !

Come back !

Come back, Titoune ! !

-Garbage bag !

In a garbage bag!

-You're mine !

I know you love me !

-Spring cleaning, Merguez ?

You're gonna pay for my car motherfucker !

-Wait, I can explain.

-Titoune ! ! Titoune ! !

-Start up ! Oh hhit.

Start up!

-Tony Merguez ! !

Come back, Titoune !

Please...

-What the...

-Oh, that's better, Thanks pal

I'm in deep shit right now. If it was only for the crazy chick...

If she was the only problem...

But you were right about Zoran He's a bit relou*.

And things are not going as planned. You see the shit I'm in?

-Yeah, yeah...

Awesome shit.

-Ho, you're listening ? -yeah, yeah...

Isn't she hot stuff ? Look at her text.

I'm so in love.

-Ok, yeah, awesome.

But Jos챕, I'm telling you there's trouble ahead!

-Keep it cool man.

You know, at the beginning things looked bad with Clemence too.

And eventually, it's awesome !

-OK. Listen, Jos챕. Given the situation Im in...

I was wondering..you could let me crash here 2 or 3 days.

-No, no, no. No way. It's not my place here.

-I beg you, Jos챕 ! I'm in deep shit ! S.H.I.T. !

I will even help you finish your wood stuff.

-Then... OK.

But,

..don't touch the trinkets you use the brush in the toilets

and beware not scratching the marble.

You get it ? And overall, take care of Tikiwinki.

-The dawg ? You're joking ?

He's my best pal !

It's my dog, man !

-Well, Mr. Guignard, I admit you're pretty convincing.

-It means we're going to shoot my movie, Mr. Boolman ?

-Of course. We begin production today.

-But... you don't read the script ?

-Cigar ?

The script is perfect

-You know, Mr. Boolman, I've always loved your work.

Lights, actors...

Because of your work I want to make movies.

But, if I may...

Your movies always lack something

You know what it is ?

No ? A script.

-Hell yes ! That's a good idea man !

Hey! All of you, That's Maurice ! He's awesome !

Action, cut ! Action, cut !

Hou, je suis 횪 fond, moi !

''Say La Vee''by De La Soul.

-Oh, Cindy !

It's so hot ! Don't you think ?

-Oh the sun ! That's incredible, Brigitte !

I can feel the sunbeams penetrate me. I'm sweating !

-Awesome !

Hey.

-Oh, I don't believe it !

-Let me cover you with cream your skin is so wet.

-Oh yes ! Cover me up ! Cover me up !

Your skin smells so good

-Do you want to taste ?

-Hello girls !

-What's up ? -Everything's good?

-Really good.

-Oh, here are the swimming instructors

-But... what are you doing?

-You don't seem awake. -No, I've just woke up.*

-Cut ! There are hobos on the stage !

That's not in the script ! what the fuck ?

-Who is this guy ? -That's nothing. That must be... (how do you call them?)

..the props. Yeah, that's it. Hey, boys ! You're late!

Why don't you two prop up something?

Find us some seafood.

-What ?

-Just go ! The actresses are waiting.

-Oh yes, the actresses, waiting for us, of course

Yes, yes, let's find some

seafood. Go find some oysters

-Oysters, Ok.

-That's quite awesome when built.

-Teamwork man !

The dreamteam like I told you

-Yo, yo, yo !

I am the true nobleman in my norwegian sauna We worked like dogs, but this ain't no bog

Sooner out of this manse Under the tropics with Cl챕mence

-With Cl챕mence ? -Yes.

-You go with her ?

-Oh man, you know, I couldn't say no to her.

-Yeah but...

At least we get to throw a big party in the manor, the West Coast way.

-And a ball-trap while you're at it? You're crazy man.

-Come on, let's put the sea food -Alright

We need to do good for the actresses. We're the room service man

-They gonna love it.

-After, maybe...

I don't know. Maybe a little thanks.

-The fuck you're doing here? -Hey, let go of me man.

You want to end up at the hospital ? -What? -We're getting the stage ready

for the seafood scene

-Yeah, seafood, you get it? -For the movie.

We are the... -the props. -Yeah the props.

-What movie? What the fuck are you talking about ?

-The seafood movie, over there.

-Oh yes ! Yes !

Fuck... My movie, it's screwed up now.

-Nooo man,

But If can come home early, that would be great too.

I unfroze a roast and...

-Illicit parking of the vehicle, sir. A fine.

-Oh come on, can we come in?

-Don't fuck with me, gimme the money.

Get the out of here. -You can give me a butt and some leaves ?

-Need my balls too ?

-Five-O !

-On my way, just a minute !

-Oh no...

Hello.

-Hello. Do you know the owner of the scooter parked outside?

-My girl !

-No, no. Why ?

-Hush.

-Do you know this person ?

If you ever see him, call us immediatly.

OK ? -OK.

I'll call.

-Good bye. -Good luck.

-Yes !

Fuck, you're my man!

Oh, cracker, You've got some balls !

Oh, Jos챕...

I swear, you avoid us a crime of passion.

No ! No !

Why ?

Why ?

I am dead...

-I told you to give the dope back But no, you didn't listen as usual!

Fuck off man ! I'm done with your shit.

-But I did all this for us !

For our holidays Jos챕 !

Oh of course, I get it...

Now You've got some pussy so you forget your mate. You disappoint me Jos챕 !

-I'm going to pack and I'm out of here.

-Yeah, go, fuck off, I don't need you !

You're fired from the Dream Team !

You're no longer part of the Dr.. part of nothing !

Now I'm alone, I'm the dream team !

That's the way it is !

-What is wrong with you? You want to die ?

-Ok now you want to kill me?

Fucking rich cunt !

That's your fault, bitch!

Go, go screw him under the tropics...

It stings !

Bitch !

-Hi

Momo ? What happened ? Where are you?

-Cl챕mence, I really need your help. a matter of life and death.

-OK, on my way. Where are you ?

-I'm blind !

I can't see shit !

I'm blind !

-Well I like... the opera

Yes, of course, I love it.

-And, do you like Beethoven ?

-Yeah. I liked the first one.

In the second, the dog was less nice.

Hi ?

-Zoran, I'm not gonna lie to you.

-Thanks, Cl챕mence. I'll never be able to thank you enough.

You're saving my movie. -John Boolman, producer Thank you, you're great!

The movie, in the sauna, It's gonna be... Yeah !

Hey all of you, this girl is great !

-When you do some stunt stuff

..do you warm up before ? -Oh yes, do you?

I mean do you prepare and all ?

-Hey, wait, wait

You have to call your wife. You have to pick up your kids at school.

-Hey... I wanted to ask miss...

-Enough thanking, Momo. You owe me one. Let's go, now.

-Hush.

Fuck off !

They'll see I am a true man.

I am the real deal, for sure.

Drop it pal.

-The motherfucker wants to kill me

He doesn't know who I am -Tony, Tony, Tony...

Drop the thing, you're going to mess up

-I am Tony Merguez !

Tony Merguez, you hear ? I ain't no clown !

-Enough.

-Let me go, I'll fuck him up ! Think I am kidding ?

I'am the real deal ! Bring it on Zoran !

-Give me that !

-Don't fuck with me !

-They dropped sea bears everywhere!

Sorry, Cl챕mence. Don't sweat it, I take care of it.

-Sorry, Cl챕mence ! Sorry ! Don't move.

-Easy ! Be careful

-Wait, wait, wait

-Oh, Be gentle. -Your phone...

-Relax.

-Hi.

No, it's not Cl챕mence. She's busy with Maurice.

*Hold on.

*-Ah... -Allo ? Cl챕mence ?

-No, it's not Cl챕mence.

-He's going heavy on her -He should be softer

The guy is hardcore

-I have fat fingers, that's not my fault -Momo ?! All척, Cl챕mence ?

-He's ruining her

With what she has in her, she got to have it rough.

*-Use your mouth.

-Wait.

-It's coming, it's coming !

-It comes. -That's going to spurt.

*-Oh yes... Oh yes...

-Jos챕...

I'm sorry, mate.

-I know..

..where we can get the money.

-huh ?

How ?

-We're repaying Zoran, with interests.

-How? You mean we rip off this place?

-No, no. We're throwing a big party with paying entries

Look at the place, That's 500 people least.

The whole district is going to want in.

Paid entries. We get some booze.

It's gonna be huge, the Dream Team way !

"Jump Around" by House of Pain.

-Frelate ! Will you answer !

And you plan on settle here ?

Speed up !

-In a garbage bag !

-What the... Hooligan !

What am I going to do ? There are no cab here!

-Ok, half-price for the chicks. -Tony, you changed, man.

-And don't mess the place!

-Hey, Tony ! Can I come in ?

-Do I look like Santa Claus to you?

Let me go, assholes !

Let me go !

Let me out!

Motherfuckers !

Let me out !

-Jos챕 !

Jos챕 ! !

Oh, my Titoune..

You missed me, it seems

-Lady,

..I am no Titoune, I am Zoran.

-Sorry... wrong person. -No problem.

-Forget what just happened. You never met me, you hear?

I'll know where to find you if you talk, ok?

-OK... OK, OK.

-But ?

What the fuck ? That wasn't planned !

-Excuse me...

Excuse me... -Hey lady.

-Let me in, that's my cousin's party -10 euros

-What's going on Jenny ?

-What's all that? -I think my cousin went crazy.

-Ho, models can go in free But for you

That's 80 euros.

-Hey that's Sammy over there!

-Ho, brother !

-Check out the chick !

-Who are those chicks?

-Souvenir from holidays man ! -Hell yes!

-Don't ask We won't tell you

-Cut the bullshit. You introduce me ?

-Calm down son. They're out of your league.

So, guys, who's the real deal ?

-Tonight,

..we have fun !

-He's out of his mind! -Tonight, we have fun !

-What's his problem ? -To all those who can't take holydays !

Jump around !

-Shake it, girls !

So... Was it good with Momo ?

Bitch

-What are you talking about ?

What is wrong with you ?

-What are you doing man ? You're crazy or what ?

Jos챕 !

We can't trust you.

Look what you... -Son of a...

-Come on...

Come on, work, piece of crap!

Get the signal.

The signal

Come on!

Help! Help !

All척 ? Whoever this is don't hang up I'm stuck in a sauna !

Call for help ! I am at Santi챕pi manor.

15 Rocquencourt street in the basement. I'm going to die here...

-No, Merguez, you're not going to die now. Don't worry

-Zoran ?

-Three seconds ago I was still alive

-Minouche ? Minouche ?

Help, my love !

I love you !

-Yeah, that was because of the sea bears.

-Just great, Jos챕, that's perfect.

-You never tried to understand, didn't you?

No, you had to screw up everything, as usual.

You can give me that look But what is done is done.

-Oh, baby !

Why do you react like that ?

All right, all right, I did mess up a little But I was furious

You would have want me..

..to do nothing ? Like I didn't care? Right?

Come on, stop the car !

I just wanted to tell you...

Oh, stop it now!

-Rocquencourt street?

-Turn right at the next stop.

Then straight for 500m, until the sign.

And left.

Oh no

-Jos챕 is crazy ! And I have some serous spine problem ! The doctor said...

-Come on, that was nothing serious

Back already ?

And Cl챕mence ?

-You didn't see a man, with a scar, come in?

-You're an ass Jos챕 -You mean the guy looking for the basement?

Zoran, please, look into your heart ! Deep down!

-I'll look into yours

-Please !

-Leave him alone or I'll kill you asshole.

-You were saying ? I couldn't hear you over the sound of the chainsaw .

-Come here. Bring it on.

-Stop it, Zoran ! Don't move or I...

-Merguez and his mates... I'll miss you guys

-Don't kill him, I beg you ! That's because of Manuella

That's on her, and her handcuffs She's a total psycho, been stalking me..

for days, and days into marrying her

and her crazy pig family!

That's her fault !

Hey !

Hey Zoran! That's a miracle!

It's a fucking miracle !

My dope ! It's gonna be allright !

Minouche !

Here you are !

Minouche...

Listen to me...

That's Zoran. He is a bad guy.

-Good luck! Tiny dick.

-Well.

Let's go.

Come on pal, let's go. -thanks.

-Those chicks are crazy

-You tell me.

-I don't invite you in, I didn't clean up.

-Of course, of course.

Good bye.

-This summer, we make the album , We sell it in september...

And for winter? The tropics !

-While everybody's freezing here -And then we give a concert in the Stade de France, right ?

-Right.

-They're good !

I have my movie!

-Guignard ?

And Frelate ? What are you doing here?

You didn't build the sauna, did you ?

What's all that ?

What have you done ?

My ancestors house, filled by scum

Oh no ! My Tikiwinki !

You monsters !

Frelate !

We'll settle this in front of a court

I knew it

I'll break you ! I'll... -Wait, wait. Hush.

You hear?

-What ?

-How good it feels when you shut the fuck up.

-I won't allow this !

-You think I allow you to talk shit at my pal?

You'll learn to respect the family!

-He's from your family!

-Hell yes. And soon, he'll be part of yours.

-Oh no !

But what... -Calm down daddy, a nigger is not that bad.

Come on, I buy you a drink.

There are some chicks... you won't believe it.

Theyre so hot...

-That's so awesome

Hell of a party!

-I don't get it Why didn't you stay in Santo Rico ?

- I told you We screwed too many girls.

They put a bounty on our heads man. -Exactly.

Too much chicks,

..that was no holidays.

-We were on the move 24/7.

It was no good. We said : ''Fuck it,

''Let's get back home.'' -sensible, that's it, sensible.

-But, the movie? -And the actresses ?

-Oh yeah, the actresses...

-That happenend in the plane, they came after us.

You know, when the toaster burst into flames.

-Yeah, the toaster, I forgot !

-It was burning like hell. -Like hell brother!

-She said : ''Ok, you saved me''

''My friend and I, we give you some pussy''

-That's it.

-Oh yes...

-You say you changed. But what kind of man are you now, Frelate ?

-I don't hang out anymore. The projects, the staircases, it's over

-Really ? Are you really over this?

This text is shit -That's bad. Can they hear me?

-Come on man!

We juste have to do this and we're done with him

Sup'dawg ! What's up ?

-Good, good. What's new ?

Anyway, they'll only broadcast in the country police stations, For the kids.

-In fact, that's a win-win.

-All척, baby ? You ok ?

No no, Don't worry, we're on it.

-What kind of man are you now ? -The staircase, it's over now.

-It's really over? Have you really changed?

-I don't spit on the floor, I don't talk about your mother anymore I only cross when the green man tells me to

Since I stopped being a homie I ditched my pitbull and grabbed a puppy

-My doggy's named Snoop, and I pick up when it poops

I went from gangsta to Mother Theresa And changed from Scarface to the Twilight Saga

-I don't smoke no weed I even say hello to Five-O. Hello sir!

I wake up before the grannies, I feed the birds some seeds and take care of stray cats.

-Hello sweetheart. Did you catch much bad guys today ?

-I'm done Tha챦 boxing

Now I'm knitting. Struggling with the mesh.

When I didn't pay for an apple in the shop. At once I called the 17, I snitched myself out

All척, police ? About the apple, it was me.

-I don't spit on the floor,

I don't talk about your mother anymore I only cross when the green man tells me to

-I don't spit on the floor,

I don't talk about your mother anymore I only cross when the green man tells me to

-In the subway, I pay a ticket and give my place to the vet

If I find money, I give it to the officer.

-I am a real gentleman with the lady. I'm done with polygamy.

I write poetry. I talk when my mouth is empty.

-I don't say ''Fuck yes'' But ''fabulous''

Now I'm a diplomat And my mother is amazed.

-No more ''Sup Dog.'' ''Dear'', uptown way.

Hunting, fiching, tradition. I listen to C챕line Dion.

-Pour que tu m'aimes encore !

-I don't spit on the floor,

I don't talk about your mother anymore I only cross when the green man tells me to

I don't spit on the floor,

I don't talk about your mother anymore I only cross when the green man tells me to

I don't spit on the floor,

I don't talk about your mother anymore I only cross when the green man tells me to

-Dream Team!

-We learnt something man. I feel we're something more.

-I'm gonna tell you, I feel ready right now..

..to be a father. A dad.

-We did a lot of stuff. Now we know what life is.

-At some point, you know all the pusssy you need to know.

-Hell yes

OH, OH, OH... OH !

-Bouge ton Levi Strauss. Ecoute la zik, la basse est grosse.

C'est qui, ce Charlie ? Dis ''bonjour, Charlie.''

Ou plut척t ''Salut, Jo.''

Et demande 횪 Farrugia, c'est pas de la com챕die.

Le beat, c'est Bollini, du type 75.

Enfin, bref, demande 횪 de Greef. C'est tout b챕nef.

-H챕, les rat챕s. -Explique-leur bien ce morceau.

-C'est pour les L.A.S.C.A.R.S.

Tous dans le m챗me sac, pas de stress. Laisse et acquiesce.

L.A.S.C.A.R.S.

Tous dans le m챗me sac, pas de stress. Laisse et acquiesce.

-Parfois le ghetto, c'est un vrai cartoon.

Plein de cin챕s et de mythos. Aussi vrai que la Terre tourne.

Je tire une latte et je fais tourner.

Pour tous ces soirs o첫 je tra챤nais, le cerveau retourn챕.

C'est pour les lascars, noirs, bruns, blancs et jaunes.

Ceux qui ont rat챕 le train.

Le monde est putain de stone. Nous, on fait swinguer l'Hexagone.

-L.A.S.C.A.R.S.

Tous dans le m챗me sac, pas de stress. Laisse et acquiesce.

L.A.S.C.A.R.S.

Tous dans le m챗me sac, pas de stress. Laisse et acquiesce.

"Say La Vee" interpr챕t챕 par De La Soul.

-Dans un sac poubelle ! Dans un sac poubelle !