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Listen up! I've got Pilates at 6:00 p.m.

I want everyone in their underwear right now.

My agent asked me to lean out about six months ago,

feels like it's working.

Next in line.

Just a sec.

Pretty sure the instructions were "underwear only."

Am I wrong?

What's happening here?

I don't wear underwear.

Hey, just give the kid a break. He's a free spirit.

Are you okay?

Is he choking?

What's wrong?

Thank you.

All right, the party's over. Now, get the hell out!

What's wrong with you?

-For fuck's sake! Did I stutter? -Hey.

-You should always knock first. -Exactly.

-And maybe then come in. -Who is this bitch?

-She's my sister. -Good morning.

Good morning to you.

I'm calling the police, so get the hell out.

Hey, hey, relax, sis. It's too early.

It's not rocket science.

-I want you all out! -They're leaving, all right? Calm down.

Have a good one.

You were coming back on Sunday.

It's Monday, you idiot.

Oh, shit. Listen...

Sorry, party's over.

Hey!

I'm sorry. Don't get so mad.

What's up?

We had a deal. No partying in my house, Filip.

Really, four guys?

This place smells like a damn ash tray.

I only asked for two things.

-Trash and the laundry. -I know. I know. I get it.

I'll do whatever you want me to do. I'll even iron it if that's what you need.

Thanks for everything. We just wanted to say goodbye.

Yeah, nice to meet you, and sorry for all the hassle...

-Buh-bye. Go, go. -See you.

See you tonight, Filip?

-I want you to move out today. -Don't joke about that.

Look at me, Filip.

I said look at me! Do I look like I'm joking?

Anka, all this because I had a little fun?

-I like to party, that's what people do. -It's because of the smoking,

the fucking laundry, the orgies, the trash.

-Because I have to act like... -I know. I fucking know

-you want the house to be spotless. -...I'm your fucking mother, for what?

You're a clean freak, this is not a museum!

Get your own place, and you can call the shots.

And where do you expect me to go?

I mean, on such short notice?

Ask yourself.

I've taken care of you my whole life.

And you had six months to look for something.

I'm broke, Anka.

-Then sell your bike. -Motorcycle.

-Any other wonderful idea? -Filip...

Tosia's peace is very important, and I could use some peace right now.

I'm going back to work full-time, and I have to find a daycare for her.

I can take care of her, you know. It's not a problem.

Great, that's just the best idea I've ever...

Hello?

I'm in a cab right now, traffic's insane.

I'll be there in five. Sure, see you soon.

I need to go, but we'll talk about this later.

No, we won't, I'm serious. Filip, I want you out today.

Can you please chill the fuck out for once?

-Today! -I'm begging you dammit!

You have no sense of respect.

To you, everything's just fun and games.

I'm fed up with you.

But today is the day you grow the hell up.

Goddamn it!

I see you! I know you're in there!

-I'll kick the fucking door down! -I don't have your money. Okay?

-Stop doing that. -Open the door!

-Good day, ma'am. -Good morning.

You're looking for Filip?

Well, if you see him, please remind him he has to come get his dog.

You're such a cutie, baby, but your owner's an asshole.

Actually, Mr. Asshole sent me. He asked me to pick up Felek.

That dumbass finally remembered.

-Here you go. -I'll take care of him.

You know, he owes me 50 for the dog's food.

There you go. Sorry for the trouble.

Bye, sweetie. Goodbye.

That stupid little cunt.

Stop! Are you kidnapping my dog? Deadass?

I want my money today, shithead!

-Plus 50 for the dog food. -Oh, Felek.

Hey, yo, can you please drive faster?

Olek, fuck, bro, I know.

I told you, it's the traffic. Just cut me some slack.

Hey, man, it's Filip. Hey, listen.

If you still want it, I guess I can sell you the bike.

Fuckin' A.

We need to go back.

-You said you'd never sell it. -Shit happens.

Sorry, man, I need to get this.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?

Wow!

You don't mind, right?

ON MY WAY

Man, hell of a collection you got here.

Don't touch that one!

-Wow. -It's not for sale.

All right. All right.

That was epic! I love the sound of the engine.

Oh, fuck me.

I told your friend that one's not for sale.

Hey, hey, hey. Take it easy, my friend.

I'm in a hurry. We got a deal or what?

-Yeah? -Twenty-five grand.

Eleven grand, okay? It's all I have.

-No way, man, it's worth 25. -That's way beyond my budget.

Don't worry, kid. You'll sell it. To someone else.

God dammit! Come back, we've got a deal.

I'll take your damn cash.

Now fuck off.

Yeah, he's right here. He's sober, so sober.

Filip, oh, my God! What the hell?

Everybody's freaking out.

-Chill out, man. -I have one job to do.

I'm sick of always getting fucked over because of you.

Can you stop bitching for five minutes?

-Is Marek there? -He is.

And everybody's fucking pissed. You're, like, 45 minutes late!

-Filip! -But I'm here, am I not?

Yeah, I'm just bursting with excitement.

Do you have any idea how many people you're holding up?

-The whole production... -Really, man, just stop it.

You're starting to get on my nerves.

-Wait here. -Filip!

Felek!

You like being fucked in the ass, Filip?

-Easy, man. It's okay. -Who's that guy staring?

-He's with me. -Why is he staring at me?

-Olek, go. -Filip, they're waiting!

I'll see you inside!

I'm starting to lose my patience.

There you go.

-Anything else? -I'm running late, are we good?

Anything else?

-Shit, sorry, dude. -Oh, okay.

Listen, you holding?

I feel like shit. It was a long weekend.

Out of the kindness of my heart.

See you around.

God, you reek of alcohol.

-Do you have any idea what time it is? -Excuse me, moving, coming through.

-This program is live... -Hurry.

...and you're not Kate Moss.

Is that how an agent greets his favorite male model?

That's very unprofessional.

And this is professional? Bringing your dog.

-Olek, get the dog out of here! -Marek, stop!

Excuse us.

Outfits?

-Follow me, please! -Only a swimsuit. Stop it.

This is serious, we're here to make some money. Right?

A moron can wear a swimsuit, man.

Just chill the fuck out.

-Filip, go to makeup. -Right on.

Your breath?

-Take that station. -Holding. He's here, right?

-You got 15 minutes! -Come.

-We're on in 15, everyone. -'Sup?

-Hey. Sit down. -Have a seat.

Just take a seat. There's no time.

All right. Let me see.

Jesus, you look like shit.

And you reek of sex.

-I just need deodorant. -Everything feel good?

-You happy? -Filip.

Max.

-Thanks. It's easier when you show up... -All right.

...with your skin prepped.

Maybe we can try adding some eyeliner.

-Someone's in a good mood today. -She got engaged.

-Yes. -Really?

Yeah.

We were sitting on the dock with Anka last night,

and he shows up with flowers and a ring.

-Then they fucked hard. -Got a date?

I called this one venue, they’re available in two months.

That's pretty soon.

Well, why wait if you're in love?

-Right. -That's romantic.

Shorts and flip-flops for you.

-Thanks. -Thanks.

-Ready in ten. -Hello, everyone.

You happy? Now that your mom's getting married?

-Very. -Why are you at my work?

You left your keys, and I'm staying at Dad's tonight.

-That's better. Thank you. -Hold it just one second...

Nina, wait!

How about you wait for me and we grab a bite?

-I'm meeting someone. Bye. -Bye.

-Okay. Yeah... -Can you...

-I guess that's your daughter? -She is. Why?

Wow.

-Teenagers are such a pain in the ass. -Sure.

Top of her class, but she says she's not going to college.

-And...? -She's going, period.

I'm so hot, I'm sweating like a pig.

You do look sweaty.

-Sit up straight. You're ready. -All right.

Everyone, please follow me over here. Thank you.

Can you take a picture?

-Now? Really? -Yeah.

-All right, it has to be quick. -Thank you very much.

You can go.

-You don't have any ass pics? -Not without my face.

Fuck me.

-Are you happy? -About what?

The wedding.

Of course. He's the love of my life. Here.

-That looks great. -Sure.

Three, two, one, and we're on!

Thank you so much for coming.

It’s important to shed some light on marital conflicts

and help more couples, well, to... reconnect.

Yes, thank you very much.

And speaking about that, since the weather is so nice,

a great way to solve conflicts is by going to the beach together.

And if we are going to the beach, we have to dress accordingly.

But we’ve got to do it with a lot of style,

not just go in like some tourist.

Exactly. As we can see, you can also be chic

-at the beach. -He's pale as a ghost.

-What's more, you should be. -No, he looks nice.

-He's pale. -Yeah, unless, of course,

you’d rather spend your vacation at a nude beach, right?

It's hot.

And it should be hot.

You're in the sun maybe, and that's why... All right, so...

-Is he okay? -Ewa...

-Yes. -Do us a fashion favor

and please tell us what’s trending at the beach this season.

What are the new cuts, the season's looks?

What colors are hot right now? We're all dying to know.

I'll tell you all about it.

One of the standout trends this season are the shorts above the knee...

And you don't think this is too short for the average guy?

I wouldn't say that, but it completely depends

on what you feel comfortable with. In this case,

Filip is presenting this beautiful red brief cut

on the shorter side, but absolutely stunning in this color.

What's with that stupid smile?

Red is the color at brands like Chanel, or Dior...

The so-called "it" color of the season. Yes.

-Fuck me. -Is he...? He's...

All right, what happened, Filip? Is everything okay?

It looks great on you, even that color...

Olek, go get that fucking dog.

-No worries, folks. -Do you know him?

-On this morning show... -He's my best friend's brother. Yeah.

...we love surprises, just not necessarily...

That's right, let's relax with a little music.

Today we will be talking about the folk group...

You should drink some water. You're dehydrated, okay?

Hold this right here.

I'm gonna run a full checkup.

I can't tell anything without your lab work.

You've got high blood pressure.

And your hands are cold and shaky.

Get some rest, and you should be fine.

-See you later. -Thank you.

Goodbye.

We just lost a lot of money over this.

We were about to sign a contract...

I'll apologize and it will be fine.

-Do you need anything? -No.

-No? Water? Mephedrone? Cocaine? -Marek, please.

-Whisky? Heroine? What would you like? -Marek, leave me alone. Stop, okay?

Fuck you, asshole.

Where were you?

He's an adult, what am I supposed to do?

If you don't know what you were supposed to do,

-get a new job. -Are you firing me?

No, damn it, I'm fucking promoting you.

You'll be finally recording that album of yours.

You know what, Filip? You're a dick.

I packed my clothes in a box.

I’ll come back for the piano and the rest once I get settled.

-Come on, Felek. Let's go. -Leave the dog here with us.

-Great. -Until you find a place.

-Where will you sleep? -Why do you give a shit?

Here.

What's this?

Our father's address.

Why would I want it?

Because I don't know how to help you anymore.

Filip...

Maybe you could ask him why he left.

Why he put us in foster care when Mom died.

Maybe if you get answers, you can...

understand and stop hurting yourself.

Are you done?

Get tested for HIV.

Get the fuck off my back.

What do you even care?

-Hey. -Hi.

-What's up, everyone? -Life's awesome.

-Thanks for coming. -Yeah. No problem.

-Hungry? -What do you got?

Sorry, I was dealing with my stupid sister's bullshit.

You said you’d send me some naughty pics.

You're about to see the real thing.

-I know, but I can't wait. -If you insist.

Just a sec.

Can you hear me?

Hey, you okay?

Do you remember your name?

I'm fine, you can go.

I'm not sure.

-I'm fine. -Well then...

-Leave me alone. -Whatever, bitch.

Hello?

This is him.

I see.

I'll be there.

Hey, man, that's mine. Yeah. This one's mine.

-Are you okay? -My sister's in the hospital.

Do you need a ride there? Hey.

Hey. Take this.

Just replace the IV. Keep me updated.

Good morning. I mean, evening. Filip Raczynski.

My sister was brought in by an ambulance. Anka Raczynska.

The doctor will tell you the news. In the meantime, wait here.

Doctor, it's that lady's brother.

Raczynska's.

Good evening, I'm Filip Raczynski.

I'm here about my sister, Anka Raczynska.

Yeah, good evening. I'm Dr. Ewa Bronowska.

We talked earlier on the phone.

I'm afraid your sister passed away 20 minutes ago.

Your sister had an underlying heart condition.

Something that, on its own, wasn’t considered severe.

But it did make her heart more vulnerable.

Her heart went into a ventricular arrhythmia.

The heart could no longer pump blood effectively.

And when that happens, the body starts to collapse

and shuts down.

I'm very sorry for your loss.

I see.

Did you know your sister had a heart condition?

Yeah.

Where did it happen?

Near the gas station by Unii Square.

I know the place. It's...

What's the name of that street?

-Polna? -Right.

Polna.

I always forget.

Can I see my sister?

Listen, for what it's worth, you sister didn't suffer.

-It all happened very fast. -How long did it take?

A minute, maybe 40 seconds.

That's too long.

What the fuck...

Please forgive me.

Here are your sister's belongings.

And I need you to sign this. Sign here.

Do you know what to do next?

-Excuse me? -Do you know...

-the following steps? -No, I'm sorry.

You'll have to call the funeral home tomorrow morning

and make the final arrangements. I'm sorry for your loss.

Hey, is there anything...

No. Here.

No, don't worry. Please, keep it.

-You'll be cold. -I'll be fine. Thank you.

Sorry.

-Hey. -Hi.

I thought you were Anka.

-It's just me. -Party any good?

-What? -The party. Was it any fun?

You can go. Thanks.

Are you okay?

-How much do I owe you? -Anka already paid me.

Well then...

-Here, for the cab. -Thanks.

Tell Anka Tosia might be teething. She was a little bit grumpy.

Other than that, everything was fine.

Sure. I'll tell her.

Okay.

See you.