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♪ Adventure Time ♪

♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪

♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪

♪ With Jake the dog and Finn the human ♪

♪ The fun will never end Adventure Time ♪

Side Quests.

Hok, hokk! Okay, pull!

Service!

Yeah, man! Pull, pull, pull!

- Ooh... - C'mon, dude. Pull, pull!

Hey, get outta here!

Nice.

Ope-- This is the last one!

Hey, why's your spit so hard?

Cuz I'm the champ!

Yeah, y-you should drink more water.

Don't need to.

Champion blood, baby!

Ooh! A champeen, you say?

Mmm...

Sometimes this place really freaks me out, man.

Oh, whoa.

Sorry, bug dude. Didn't mean to step on you.

You okay?

No! I have suffered a besmirching.

Oh, that's neat. Good luck!

A bees-mirching?

Woah are you like, a little fancy dude?

Oh, okay. We're engaging...

- I am Bellamy Bartholomew Bug. - Tight, tight.

But that sniveling worm Elody Drakard,

has challenged me for the hand of my beloved lady,

Penelope Bugsworth.

I love her so...

Oh, man. She's beautiful.

Dude, she's a bug.

Though my heart rages for dear Penelope,

I cannot myself duel for her hand.

For I am a dandy gent.

Why don't ya just tell sweet lady P how you feel?

Ha!!! That simply is not how it is done...

- Why? - It simply isn't how it's done!

Oh-hoo-hoo!

I must find a worthy champeen!

Um, sorry, guy, we don't really go in for that fancy-shmancy--

Cram, yeah! I'm all about that junk!

Oh, no, no, no, no. Crass boy!

I must find a proper champeen. Good day!

Great! That all sounds bad anyway.

No, Jake, that sounds rad!

Hey, I'll be your guy, dude.

Just tell me, like, the fancy rules

and I'll crush your rival's champion!

Hmm... I do suppose it would be doubly, nay, triply impressive

If i polish you, a common peasant cur,

into a proper gent!

Ah-ha-ha!

My champeen you shall be!

Yes!

Jake, you hear that?

Yeah, I heard it.

See you later.

Man, he really hates fancy stuff.

Lesson One!

This stuff reeks!

Did I do good?

Lesson Two!

Mm-hm? Mm?

Aw, cram!

Lesson Three!

What am I even supposed to do in this?

Remain.

- Dude, I can't even-- - Remain!

And now, Lesson--

Aw, yeah! It's finally sword time!

Yeah-ha-ha!

Hmm.

I can't battle with this wimpy thing.

Ah-ah-ahh ah! The sword is ceremonial.

What in the...

Watch closely.

Do you see? Ah! See what I did there?

Whoa. A-Ah! What do you see?

Uh...

Step 1-2! And hand 1-2 and step 1-2 and hand!

And hand! And hand! Hand, hand, hand!

Functional quadratics dude, I'm trying!

Don't yell at me.

All right, all right. So, it's--

Bellamy Bug!

Oh, no! Not now!

Bellamy Bug.

Is that you, you ol' raspberry?

Elody, my nemesis.

Ooh, nemesis?

Want me to spit on 'em?

No, no, no, no, no, that's quite alright...

Who in bug landy is this farce of a dandy?

Oh, I'm Finn. Bellamy's champ!

Bellamy, please.

This dirty, round-faced, gap-tooth crass boy

is your champion?

That's it! I've had it!

Ya-la-la-la-la-!

Da-da-da-da! Jake was right!

Yah! This fancy stuff stinks.

I'm outta here, B!

Yes!

Flee, crass boy!

I don't blame you at all!

For you haven't a bug's chance in a barn fire

- to defeat my champion. - Wee!

Indubitably!

What? Jake!

Now, now. That's Sir Jake.

M'lord.

What the heck, man?

You said you weren't into this fancy junk.

Yeah, but that was before I knew about the free root beer

- and tummy rubs, dude. - Hup hup hup...

- Ahh! - Wee!

Oh, yeah! I'm at the belly rub buffet.

Man, thinkin' with your belly again?

That's how they get ya!

Now, c'mon.

Let's take this dumb thing...

off of you!

Unhand me, crass boy!

- Ooh! - Jake?

Did you just 'crass boy' me?

Heh-heh...

That's Sir Jake, the Dog, Gentle-Dandy.

And I'm going to squash you at the tournament tomorrow!

Yes! There is no way

you will defeat him in the duel, crass boy!!!

If you dare to even show up.

Ta-ta till the duel, dude.

Parting laughter!

It's hopeless, crass boy.

You'll never be as fancy as Sir Jake.

- Listen up, Bellamy. - Huh?

This fancy stuff might be super dumb...

That's my whole way of--

...and I may resent every aspect of this stupid duel,

but Jake just besmirch-ed my assets.

And this crass boy's about to be-smirchin' back.

Huh? How?

I'm gonna learn all that stuff in your... Uh...

Uh, book?

Yeah!

Book!

It's the same plan again

but maybe this time it will work.

Watch out, Jake!

It is time for the duel.

Come all, come everybug!

The Duel of Destiny has arrived.

Gentlebug, Elody Drakard and Bellamy Bug III.

Two dandies vying for the hand of Lady Penelope Bugsworth!

Behold!

She arrives!

Oh, I am so eligible!

And now the champions!

Representing Elody, Jake, the dog!

Indubitably!

Yeah!

Marvelous!

Huzzah!

And representing Bellamy...

Ho-Hoo!

...It's Finn ...

The human.

That is crass boy?

Crass boy no more, you powdered donut.

And we're off.

Jake starts his program with a courtly bow.

Maintaining contact with his staff...

And he's up!

And now, Finn!

He opens with a pirouette.

Tight spiral, modest pace.

Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall!

And he lands!

Oh! So fancy.

Mmm...

And we're off to the dance portion!

Their movements are pristine,

matching each other step for step!!

And hand and hand and hand.

Oh, dear!

Finn is under the gentlest pressure!

And hand!

You dance pretty good, buddy.

Objection! I dance... Well!!

The swords clash!

That signals the finale.

The sword swinging,

cup slinging,

gentle decanting...

Breakneck race to the finish!

Finn takes the lead! Jake steals it back!

But Finn isn't giving up...

It's too close to call!

M'lord.

Gasp! A flawless finish!

It all comes down to this...

M'lord.

A perfect flourish!

Finn wins!

And it is Bellamy whom shall wed the Lady Penelope!

Cram, yeah!

Ooh, Finn is disqualified for being a crass boy potty-mouth.

Pardon?

Jake wins by default!

And it is Elody whomst shall Penelope wed

After all that?

Indeed.

Your use of the peasantly tongue has result--

You see, Bellamy?

Your crass boy...

Jake, save your master!

Hmm?

Nah.

And now, Jake is disqualified.

There will be no winner.

Oh...

- I guess I'm cool with that. - Yeah!

Oh! Where have all the good bugs gone?

Lady P, you don't need some stuffy contest to find love.

You got all the bug you need, right here.

Bellamy?

Loser number 1?

Nonsense.

Listen to me, girl.

In a world of losers, you gotta go with your heart!

And Bellamy's dung-beetle crazy about you!

Right, Bellamy?

B-b-but what about the rules of decorum?!

C'mon, man!

Just tell her how you feel in your little buggy heart!

No! The rules!

I must remain!

Cram the rules!

He molted right in front of everyone!

Cram!

Huzzah, Bellamy the buffoon has done it...

I love you, Penelope.

Oh!

My!

Buh-buh-buh... Bellamy...

Fly away with me, baby!

Hmm... Okay.

See you later, lovebugs!

Man, that's the best I've ever felt about losing.

Yeah. We did real good today.

Wrong!

You don't understand what you've done.

Oh.

These rules protected us from absolute chaos!

We are doomed! You hear?

Doo--

Ahh! Ooh-ho! Ahh!

Why is your spit so hard?

♪ Come along with me ♪

♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪

♪ We can wander through the forest ♪

♪ And do so as we please ♪

Fred Films.