1 00:00:14,806 --> 00:00:16,933 ♪ Adventure Time ♪ 2 00:00:16,934 --> 00:00:18,434 ♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪ 3 00:00:18,435 --> 00:00:20,937 ♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪ 4 00:00:20,938 --> 00:00:23,606 ♪ With Jake the dog and Finn the human ♪ 5 00:00:23,607 --> 00:00:27,485 ♪ The fun will never end Adventure Time ♪ 6 00:00:27,486 --> 00:00:28,487 Side Quests. 7 00:00:41,583 --> 00:00:44,377 Hok, hokk! Okay, pull! 8 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:46,338 Service! 9 00:00:50,634 --> 00:00:51,968 Yeah, man! Pull, pull, pull! 10 00:00:56,098 --> 00:00:57,932 - Ooh... - C'mon, dude. Pull, pull! 11 00:00:57,933 --> 00:00:59,434 Hey, get outta here! 12 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:08,818 Nice. 13 00:01:08,819 --> 00:01:10,403 Ope-- This is the last one! 14 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:15,616 Hey, why's your spit so hard? 15 00:01:15,617 --> 00:01:16,909 Cuz I'm the champ! 16 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:18,786 Yeah, y-you should drink more water. 17 00:01:18,787 --> 00:01:19,704 Don't need to. 18 00:01:19,705 --> 00:01:21,247 Champion blood, baby! 19 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:24,000 Ooh! A champeen, you say? 20 00:01:26,295 --> 00:01:27,628 Mmm... 21 00:01:27,629 --> 00:01:29,714 Sometimes this place really freaks me out, man. 22 00:01:31,550 --> 00:01:32,967 Oh, whoa. 23 00:01:32,968 --> 00:01:34,218 Sorry, bug dude. Didn't mean to step on you. 24 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:37,930 You okay? 25 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:41,183 No! I have suffered a besmirching. 26 00:01:41,184 --> 00:01:43,144 Oh, that's neat. Good luck! 27 00:01:43,145 --> 00:01:44,562 A bees-mirching? 28 00:01:44,563 --> 00:01:46,439 Woah are you like, a little fancy dude? 29 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:48,316 Oh, okay. We're engaging... 30 00:01:48,317 --> 00:01:51,235 - I am Bellamy Bartholomew Bug. - Tight, tight. 31 00:01:51,236 --> 00:01:54,530 But that sniveling worm Elody Drakard, 32 00:01:54,531 --> 00:01:57,575 has challenged me for the hand of my beloved lady, 33 00:01:57,576 --> 00:02:00,286 Penelope Bugsworth. 34 00:02:01,288 --> 00:02:03,164 I love her so... 35 00:02:03,165 --> 00:02:04,790 Oh, man. She's beautiful. 36 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:06,250 Dude, she's a bug. 37 00:02:06,251 --> 00:02:09,128 Though my heart rages for dear Penelope, 38 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:11,756 I cannot myself duel for her hand. 39 00:02:11,757 --> 00:02:14,425 For I am a dandy gent. 40 00:02:14,426 --> 00:02:16,510 Why don't ya just tell sweet lady P how you feel? 41 00:02:16,511 --> 00:02:20,056 Ha!!! That simply is not how it is done... 42 00:02:20,057 --> 00:02:22,600 - Why? - It simply isn't how it's done! 43 00:02:22,601 --> 00:02:25,227 Oh-hoo-hoo! 44 00:02:25,228 --> 00:02:27,855 I must find a worthy champeen! 45 00:02:27,856 --> 00:02:30,483 Um, sorry, guy, we don't really go in for that fancy-shmancy-- 46 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:32,818 Cram, yeah! I'm all about that junk! 47 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:36,364 Oh, no, no, no, no. Crass boy! 48 00:02:36,365 --> 00:02:40,201 I must find a proper champeen. Good day! 49 00:02:40,202 --> 00:02:42,286 Great! That all sounds bad anyway. 50 00:02:42,287 --> 00:02:44,330 No, Jake, that sounds rad! 51 00:02:44,331 --> 00:02:45,915 Hey, I'll be your guy, dude. 52 00:02:45,916 --> 00:02:47,416 Just tell me, like, the fancy rules 53 00:02:47,417 --> 00:02:49,335 and I'll crush your rival's champion! 54 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:53,381 Hmm... I do suppose it would be doubly, nay, triply impressive 55 00:02:53,382 --> 00:02:57,093 If i polish you, a common peasant cur, 56 00:02:57,094 --> 00:02:59,428 into a proper gent! 57 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:00,554 Ah-ha-ha! 58 00:03:00,555 --> 00:03:03,349 My champeen you shall be! 59 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:04,433 Yes! 60 00:03:04,434 --> 00:03:05,351 Jake, you hear that? 61 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:06,811 Yeah, I heard it. 62 00:03:06,812 --> 00:03:08,145 See you later. 63 00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:11,565 Man, he really hates fancy stuff. 64 00:03:11,566 --> 00:03:13,317 Lesson One! 65 00:03:16,988 --> 00:03:19,407 This stuff reeks! 66 00:03:19,408 --> 00:03:20,324 Did I do good? 67 00:03:21,827 --> 00:03:23,285 Lesson Two! 68 00:03:23,286 --> 00:03:24,621 Mm-hm? Mm? 69 00:03:26,331 --> 00:03:27,331 Aw, cram! 70 00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:30,626 Lesson Three! 71 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:34,171 What am I even supposed to do in this? 72 00:03:34,172 --> 00:03:35,297 Remain. 73 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:37,091 - Dude, I can't even-- - Remain! 74 00:03:37,092 --> 00:03:38,676 And now, Lesson-- 75 00:03:38,677 --> 00:03:40,302 Aw, yeah! It's finally sword time! 76 00:03:40,303 --> 00:03:41,138 Yeah-ha-ha! 77 00:03:42,013 --> 00:03:42,848 Hmm. 78 00:03:44,433 --> 00:03:46,392 I can't battle with this wimpy thing. 79 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:49,186 Ah-ah-ahh ah! The sword is ceremonial. 80 00:03:49,187 --> 00:03:50,187 What in the... 81 00:03:50,188 --> 00:03:51,856 Watch closely. 82 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:55,401 Do you see? Ah! See what I did there? 83 00:03:55,402 --> 00:03:57,903 Whoa. A-Ah! What do you see? 84 00:03:57,904 --> 00:03:59,488 Uh... 85 00:03:59,489 --> 00:04:04,076 Step 1-2! And hand 1-2 and step 1-2 and hand! 86 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:06,036 And hand! And hand! Hand, hand, hand! 87 00:04:06,037 --> 00:04:08,831 Functional quadratics dude, I'm trying! 88 00:04:08,832 --> 00:04:10,583 Don't yell at me. 89 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:12,376 All right, all right. So, it's-- 90 00:04:12,377 --> 00:04:14,003 Bellamy Bug! 91 00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:16,590 Oh, no! Not now! 92 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:23,554 Bellamy Bug. 93 00:04:23,555 --> 00:04:26,515 Is that you, you ol' raspberry? 94 00:04:26,516 --> 00:04:28,809 Elody, my nemesis. 95 00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:30,853 Ooh, nemesis? 96 00:04:30,854 --> 00:04:32,396 Want me to spit on 'em? 97 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:33,981 No, no, no, no, no, that's quite alright... 98 00:04:33,982 --> 00:04:38,444 Who in bug landy is this farce of a dandy? 99 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:40,530 Oh, I'm Finn. Bellamy's champ! 100 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:44,533 Bellamy, please. 101 00:04:44,534 --> 00:04:49,371 This dirty, round-faced, gap-tooth crass boy 102 00:04:49,372 --> 00:04:50,790 is your champion? 103 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:53,042 That's it! I've had it! 104 00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:54,668 Ya-la-la-la-la-! 105 00:04:54,669 --> 00:04:56,962 Da-da-da-da! Jake was right! 106 00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:59,215 Yah! This fancy stuff stinks. 107 00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:00,382 I'm outta here, B! 108 00:05:00,383 --> 00:05:02,885 Yes! 109 00:05:02,886 --> 00:05:04,804 Flee, crass boy! 110 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:06,680 I don't blame you at all! 111 00:05:06,681 --> 00:05:09,475 For you haven't a bug's chance in a barn fire 112 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:11,977 - to defeat my champion. - Wee! 113 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:18,067 Indubitably! 114 00:05:18,068 --> 00:05:20,027 What? Jake! 115 00:05:20,028 --> 00:05:23,030 Now, now. That's Sir Jake. 116 00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:23,948 M'lord. 117 00:05:23,949 --> 00:05:25,407 What the heck, man? 118 00:05:25,408 --> 00:05:27,201 You said you weren't into this fancy junk. 119 00:05:27,202 --> 00:05:29,286 Yeah, but that was before I knew about the free root beer 120 00:05:29,287 --> 00:05:30,955 - and tummy rubs, dude. - Hup hup hup... 121 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:33,833 - Ahh! - Wee! 122 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:36,627 Oh, yeah! I'm at the belly rub buffet. 123 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:41,632 Man, thinkin' with your belly again? 124 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:42,716 That's how they get ya! 125 00:05:42,717 --> 00:05:44,134 Now, c'mon. 126 00:05:44,135 --> 00:05:46,720 Let's take this dumb thing... 127 00:05:46,721 --> 00:05:47,847 off of you! 128 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:50,140 Unhand me, crass boy! 129 00:05:50,141 --> 00:05:51,934 - Ooh! - Jake? 130 00:05:51,935 --> 00:05:54,603 Did you just 'crass boy' me? 131 00:05:54,604 --> 00:05:55,938 Heh-heh... 132 00:05:55,939 --> 00:05:59,275 That's Sir Jake, the Dog, Gentle-Dandy. 133 00:05:59,276 --> 00:06:03,279 And I'm going to squash you at the tournament tomorrow! 134 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:05,197 Yes! There is no way 135 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:08,242 you will defeat him in the duel, crass boy!!! 136 00:06:08,243 --> 00:06:10,786 If you dare to even show up. 137 00:06:10,787 --> 00:06:12,788 Ta-ta till the duel, dude. 138 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:15,791 Parting laughter! 139 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:18,252 It's hopeless, crass boy. 140 00:06:18,253 --> 00:06:21,463 You'll never be as fancy as Sir Jake. 141 00:06:21,464 --> 00:06:22,923 - Listen up, Bellamy. - Huh? 142 00:06:22,924 --> 00:06:25,009 This fancy stuff might be super dumb... 143 00:06:25,010 --> 00:06:26,677 That's my whole way of-- 144 00:06:26,678 --> 00:06:29,930 ...and I may resent every aspect of this stupid duel, 145 00:06:29,931 --> 00:06:33,058 but Jake just besmirch-ed my assets. 146 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:36,645 And this crass boy's about to be-smirchin' back. 147 00:06:36,646 --> 00:06:38,188 Huh? How? 148 00:06:38,189 --> 00:06:41,442 I'm gonna learn all that stuff in your... Uh... 149 00:06:41,443 --> 00:06:42,943 Uh, book? 150 00:06:42,944 --> 00:06:44,361 Yeah! 151 00:06:44,362 --> 00:06:45,279 Book! 152 00:06:46,615 --> 00:06:48,240 It's the same plan again 153 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:50,868 but maybe this time it will work. 154 00:06:50,869 --> 00:06:52,369 Watch out, Jake! 155 00:06:52,370 --> 00:06:55,831 It is time for the duel. 156 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:57,625 Come all, come everybug! 157 00:06:57,626 --> 00:06:59,668 The Duel of Destiny has arrived. 158 00:06:59,669 --> 00:07:02,963 Gentlebug, Elody Drakard and Bellamy Bug III. 159 00:07:02,964 --> 00:07:07,676 Two dandies vying for the hand of Lady Penelope Bugsworth! 160 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:11,180 Behold! 161 00:07:11,181 --> 00:07:13,140 She arrives! 162 00:07:13,141 --> 00:07:16,060 Oh, I am so eligible! 163 00:07:16,978 --> 00:07:18,729 And now the champions! 164 00:07:18,730 --> 00:07:21,857 Representing Elody, Jake, the dog! 165 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:23,567 Indubitably! 166 00:07:23,568 --> 00:07:24,903 Yeah! 167 00:07:25,654 --> 00:07:27,112 Marvelous! 168 00:07:27,113 --> 00:07:28,197 Huzzah! 169 00:07:28,198 --> 00:07:30,158 And representing Bellamy... 170 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:32,994 Ho-Hoo! 171 00:07:33,662 --> 00:07:35,621 ...It's Finn ... 172 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:37,122 The human. 173 00:07:39,376 --> 00:07:42,086 That is crass boy? 174 00:07:42,087 --> 00:07:44,797 Crass boy no more, you powdered donut. 175 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:46,590 And we're off. 176 00:07:46,591 --> 00:07:49,134 Jake starts his program with a courtly bow. 177 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:50,969 Maintaining contact with his staff... 178 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:52,262 And he's up! 179 00:07:52,263 --> 00:07:53,347 And now, Finn! 180 00:07:53,348 --> 00:07:54,807 He opens with a pirouette. 181 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:56,809 Tight spiral, modest pace. 182 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:59,395 Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! 183 00:07:59,396 --> 00:08:00,771 And he lands! 184 00:08:00,772 --> 00:08:02,898 Oh! So fancy. 185 00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:04,274 Mmm... 186 00:08:04,275 --> 00:08:05,984 And we're off to the dance portion! 187 00:08:05,985 --> 00:08:07,403 Their movements are pristine, 188 00:08:07,404 --> 00:08:09,363 matching each other step for step!! 189 00:08:09,364 --> 00:08:11,490 And hand and hand and hand. 190 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:12,866 Oh, dear! 191 00:08:12,867 --> 00:08:14,952 Finn is under the gentlest pressure! 192 00:08:14,953 --> 00:08:16,746 And hand! 193 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:21,166 You dance pretty good, buddy. 194 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:24,586 Objection! I dance... Well!! 195 00:08:24,587 --> 00:08:26,255 The swords clash! 196 00:08:27,424 --> 00:08:28,924 That signals the finale. 197 00:08:28,925 --> 00:08:30,092 The sword swinging, 198 00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:31,301 cup slinging, 199 00:08:31,302 --> 00:08:33,011 gentle decanting... 200 00:08:33,012 --> 00:08:35,597 Breakneck race to the finish! 201 00:08:35,598 --> 00:08:38,267 Finn takes the lead! Jake steals it back! 202 00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:39,309 But Finn isn't giving up... 203 00:08:40,311 --> 00:08:42,230 It's too close to call! 204 00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:47,693 M'lord. 205 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:50,487 Gasp! A flawless finish! 206 00:08:50,488 --> 00:08:51,990 It all comes down to this... 207 00:08:55,744 --> 00:08:56,827 M'lord. 208 00:08:56,828 --> 00:08:58,829 A perfect flourish! 209 00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:00,497 Finn wins! 210 00:09:00,498 --> 00:09:04,543 And it is Bellamy whom shall wed the Lady Penelope! 211 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:05,627 Cram, yeah! 212 00:09:07,505 --> 00:09:10,215 Ooh, Finn is disqualified for being a crass boy potty-mouth. 213 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:11,133 Pardon? 214 00:09:11,134 --> 00:09:13,010 Jake wins by default! 215 00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:16,638 And it is Elody whomst shall Penelope wed 216 00:09:16,639 --> 00:09:18,432 After all that? 217 00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:19,933 Indeed. 218 00:09:19,934 --> 00:09:21,018 Your use of the peasantly tongue has result-- 219 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:25,189 You see, Bellamy? 220 00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:26,940 Your crass boy... 221 00:09:26,941 --> 00:09:28,734 Jake, save your master! 222 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:29,651 Hmm? 223 00:09:29,652 --> 00:09:30,862 Nah. 224 00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:33,906 And now, Jake is disqualified. 225 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,866 There will be no winner. 226 00:09:35,867 --> 00:09:37,201 Oh... 227 00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:38,994 - I guess I'm cool with that. - Yeah! 228 00:09:38,995 --> 00:09:42,289 Oh! Where have all the good bugs gone? 229 00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:45,292 Lady P, you don't need some stuffy contest to find love. 230 00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:47,753 You got all the bug you need, right here. 231 00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:48,962 Bellamy? 232 00:09:48,963 --> 00:09:50,255 Loser number 1? 233 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:51,632 Nonsense. 234 00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:53,342 Listen to me, girl. 235 00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:54,802 In a world of losers, you gotta go with your heart! 236 00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:57,554 And Bellamy's dung-beetle crazy about you! 237 00:09:57,555 --> 00:09:59,014 Right, Bellamy? 238 00:09:59,015 --> 00:10:01,475 B-b-but what about the rules of decorum?! 239 00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:03,310 C'mon, man! 240 00:10:03,311 --> 00:10:05,104 Just tell her how you feel in your little buggy heart! 241 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:07,314 No! The rules! 242 00:10:07,315 --> 00:10:09,900 I must remain! 243 00:10:09,901 --> 00:10:12,569 Cram the rules! 244 00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:14,655 He molted right in front of everyone! 245 00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:17,658 Cram! 246 00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:20,702 Huzzah, Bellamy the buffoon has done it... 247 00:10:21,996 --> 00:10:23,413 I love you, Penelope. 248 00:10:23,414 --> 00:10:24,456 Oh! 249 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:25,457 My! 250 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,876 Buh-buh-buh... Bellamy... 251 00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:30,546 Fly away with me, baby! 252 00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:32,548 Hmm... Okay. 253 00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:35,551 See you later, lovebugs! 254 00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:37,928 Man, that's the best I've ever felt about losing. 255 00:10:37,929 --> 00:10:40,389 Yeah. We did real good today. 256 00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:41,723 Wrong! 257 00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:43,684 You don't understand what you've done. 258 00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:45,144 Oh. 259 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:48,147 These rules protected us from absolute chaos! 260 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:49,774 We are doomed! You hear? 261 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:51,650 Doo-- 262 00:10:52,694 --> 00:10:54,821 Ahh! Ooh-ho! Ahh! 263 00:10:56,531 --> 00:10:58,575 Why is your spit so hard? 264 00:11:03,538 --> 00:11:07,457 ♪ Come along with me ♪ 265 00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:10,711 ♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪ 266 00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:14,047 ♪ We can wander through the forest ♪ 267 00:11:14,048 --> 00:11:16,634 ♪ And do so as we please ♪ 268 00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:18,845 Fred Films.