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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:00,410 --> 00:00:02,696 Previously on The L Word... 2 00:00:08,332 --> 00:00:10,905 Why is it important for you to believe everyone's... 3 00:00:11,084 --> 00:00:14,203 - sleeping with everyone else? - Because they are. 4 00:00:14,378 --> 00:00:18,078 You know the neighbours next door, are they a gay couple? 5 00:00:18,256 --> 00:00:19,833 Yeah, they are. 6 00:00:20,007 --> 00:00:22,379 Because I saw them having sex in their pool. 7 00:00:22,550 --> 00:00:24,342 We're having a party tomorrow night. 8 00:00:24,511 --> 00:00:25,968 Jenny, this is Marina. 9 00:00:27,054 --> 00:00:30,552 You guys should totally take the Cosmo romance quiz. 10 00:00:30,723 --> 00:00:34,505 - Where are you? - I'm right here. 11 00:00:35,101 --> 00:00:37,057 You're getting married? 12 00:00:37,227 --> 00:00:39,551 - Are you happy? - Don't ask me that. 13 00:00:41,605 --> 00:00:44,274 Why couldn't you stop it? Why was it so hard? 14 00:00:44,441 --> 00:00:47,643 - What happened with us was a mistake. - Did you hear what she said? 15 00:00:49,194 --> 00:00:50,605 We need to get a divorce. 16 00:00:50,779 --> 00:00:53,778 - Are you free on Saturday night? - I have a date. 17 00:00:53,947 --> 00:00:56,153 Has she told you she's a dyke yet? 18 00:00:56,324 --> 00:00:58,992 - I should probably go. - Gene, no. I should go. 19 00:00:59,159 --> 00:01:01,115 I don't want either of you to leave. 20 00:01:01,285 --> 00:01:03,569 Ever notice that every time Shane walks into a room, 21 00:01:03,570 --> 00:01:06,870 - someone leaves crying? - I don't do relationships. 22 00:01:07,039 --> 00:01:09,410 - Tell me what you want. - What you can do for me? 23 00:01:09,582 --> 00:01:11,491 - Are you in love with her? - Yeah. 24 00:01:11,667 --> 00:01:13,209 You gotta keep it in your pants. 25 00:01:13,377 --> 00:01:16,212 - Open the gate! - I never wanna see you again! 26 00:01:16,379 --> 00:01:18,087 - It was a delusion. - You felt it too. 27 00:01:18,256 --> 00:01:20,247 That kind of love does not exist. 28 00:01:20,424 --> 00:01:23,377 - What does Shane have that I don't? - Nipple confidence. 29 00:01:23,843 --> 00:01:25,217 Hey! 30 00:01:25,385 --> 00:01:27,461 You don't understand what it means to be me. 31 00:01:27,637 --> 00:01:31,086 I'm Tonya, guest liaison. I'm here to take care of all your needs. 32 00:01:31,264 --> 00:01:33,551 I'm about to go down on Dana Fairbanks. 33 00:01:33,723 --> 00:01:35,467 That girl has bad fucking vibes. 34 00:01:35,642 --> 00:01:37,384 Make up your mind, dick or pussy. 35 00:01:37,560 --> 00:01:39,717 I'm looking for the same qualities in a man... 36 00:01:39,894 --> 00:01:41,768 - as I am in a woman. - Big tits. 37 00:01:41,937 --> 00:01:43,265 We're getting married. 38 00:01:43,439 --> 00:01:45,930 You can't marry Tonya. 39 00:01:49,402 --> 00:01:51,559 If you ever need to talk, give me a call. 40 00:01:51,737 --> 00:01:53,562 She wants to be your husband. 41 00:01:53,738 --> 00:01:58,030 If you were a man, you would be the perfect man. 42 00:02:01,743 --> 00:02:03,071 Let's make a baby. 43 00:02:03,244 --> 00:02:05,651 I have found the perfect donor. 44 00:02:05,829 --> 00:02:08,829 How could you not tell me that Marcus Allenwood is black? 45 00:02:11,458 --> 00:02:12,868 We're gonna have a baby. 46 00:02:13,042 --> 00:02:14,869 I was unable to locate a heartbeat. 47 00:02:15,754 --> 00:02:17,501 I was only 12 weeks, 48 00:02:17,502 --> 00:02:20,295 but I feel like I lost someone I was with all my life. 49 00:02:20,465 --> 00:02:22,789 All I wanted to do all day long is kiss you. 50 00:02:22,966 --> 00:02:25,456 - I can't. - You can't what, babe? 51 00:02:26,052 --> 00:02:28,008 Take me somewhere. 52 00:02:29,679 --> 00:02:31,837 - I saw it. - I'm sorry. 53 00:02:32,806 --> 00:02:35,592 Fuck you! Fuck you! 54 00:02:36,300 --> 00:02:41,300 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.MY-SUBS.com - 55 00:02:42,533 --> 00:02:44,609 I can't believe this is happening. 56 00:02:46,537 --> 00:02:50,238 When I did this, I thought I had a certain amount of security. 57 00:02:52,794 --> 00:02:55,464 Whether it worked or not... 58 00:02:57,340 --> 00:03:00,425 I thought Bette and I were solid. 59 00:03:01,970 --> 00:03:05,884 - When were you planning to tell Bette? - Right about now. 60 00:03:06,349 --> 00:03:09,185 If everything looked like it was going to go well... 61 00:03:09,353 --> 00:03:13,397 and nothing was gonna go wrong like last time. 62 00:03:14,691 --> 00:03:17,229 I didn't think Bette could handle another miscarriage. 63 00:03:17,402 --> 00:03:18,813 No? 64 00:03:20,405 --> 00:03:22,066 Oh, my. 65 00:03:22,241 --> 00:03:24,281 Well, look at you. 66 00:03:24,452 --> 00:03:28,615 Yeah, it just sort of... just popped. 67 00:03:31,334 --> 00:03:35,628 I'm not ready to tell anybody. I wanna keep it to myself for a while. 68 00:03:35,797 --> 00:03:37,789 Well, that's not gonna be easy, my dear. 69 00:03:37,965 --> 00:03:40,753 Looks like I'm having this baby on my own. 70 00:03:40,927 --> 00:03:43,215 - Now, that's a shame, Tina. - Don't say that. 71 00:03:43,388 --> 00:03:45,131 People do it all the time. 72 00:03:45,306 --> 00:03:47,714 And you're okay with that? 73 00:03:48,601 --> 00:03:51,222 I want this baby more than ever. 74 00:05:43,512 --> 00:05:46,263 I was so happy to have you here. 75 00:05:49,643 --> 00:05:51,517 Hello? 76 00:05:52,187 --> 00:05:53,766 Hi. 77 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:57,525 Hey, where did you go? 78 00:06:01,239 --> 00:06:03,397 What's going on? 79 00:06:23,344 --> 00:06:24,923 Damn it. 80 00:06:25,305 --> 00:06:28,509 Why did I get this assignment? I'm so not a knitter. 81 00:06:28,684 --> 00:06:31,887 Well, it's crazy popular, and all the fags I know are doing it. 82 00:06:32,062 --> 00:06:34,387 - Even some of the straight boys too. - Right, see? 83 00:06:34,565 --> 00:06:38,147 Men should knit and women should run the world. That's how I see it. 84 00:06:38,318 --> 00:06:41,734 That's what I'm gonna write for LA Magazine. That's good. 85 00:06:41,905 --> 00:06:44,278 Yeah, go for it. They'll love it. 86 00:06:45,325 --> 00:06:46,820 How's Tina? 87 00:06:46,994 --> 00:06:48,903 Well, Bette still hasn't called her. 88 00:06:49,079 --> 00:06:50,591 It's wrong when God lets people 89 00:06:50,592 --> 00:06:52,448 who are meant to be together come apart. 90 00:06:52,624 --> 00:06:54,748 You believe in God? 91 00:06:55,670 --> 00:06:57,378 What? 92 00:06:58,214 --> 00:07:00,290 This coffee tastes like poopy shit. 93 00:07:00,467 --> 00:07:02,459 Where's Marina? 94 00:07:02,927 --> 00:07:05,003 I haven't seen her for days. I have no idea. 95 00:07:05,180 --> 00:07:06,757 Yeah, me neither. 96 00:07:07,265 --> 00:07:09,258 So listen, do you... 97 00:07:09,809 --> 00:07:12,347 wanna talk about anything or... ? 98 00:07:12,771 --> 00:07:16,305 Because that's what friends are for, if you'd like to talk. 99 00:07:17,609 --> 00:07:19,981 I've got nothing to talk about. 100 00:07:20,236 --> 00:07:22,562 - Shane. - What? 101 00:07:23,239 --> 00:07:24,568 Oh, quit being such a lez. 102 00:07:24,741 --> 00:07:27,494 Well, that? You're just back from Cherie Jaffe Land? 103 00:07:27,661 --> 00:07:29,654 Nothing's changed. I'm still me. 104 00:07:29,830 --> 00:07:32,784 Oh, so you still live by the code. 105 00:07:32,958 --> 00:07:34,868 You don't do relationships. 106 00:07:35,044 --> 00:07:37,250 It's not a code. It's me. 107 00:07:38,839 --> 00:07:40,796 Oh, shit. 108 00:07:43,094 --> 00:07:45,929 Oh, no. I cannot take Cruella De Vil this morning. 109 00:07:46,097 --> 00:07:50,593 Do some... Pretend I'm upset. Put your arm around me. 110 00:07:50,768 --> 00:07:52,977 I'll just start sobbing, and, obviously, 111 00:07:52,978 --> 00:07:55,394 it'll be a really intimate moment. 112 00:07:55,565 --> 00:08:00,192 I mean, no halfway sensitive person would ever dream of interrupting. 113 00:08:00,362 --> 00:08:02,568 Oh, you guys. 114 00:08:03,143 --> 00:08:05,136 This place is falling apart. 115 00:08:05,312 --> 00:08:08,313 - You hear what happened to Marina? - What? 116 00:08:25,007 --> 00:08:26,882 A nervous breakdown, complete and total. 117 00:08:27,052 --> 00:08:29,839 - She had to be hospitalized. - She tried to off herself? 118 00:08:30,013 --> 00:08:33,097 She slit her wrists at the Bel-Air Hotel in the penthouse suite. 119 00:08:33,266 --> 00:08:34,297 That's horrible! 120 00:08:34,298 --> 00:08:36,751 She was wearing that fabulous Dolce & Gabbana suit. 121 00:08:36,923 --> 00:08:38,299 - We should see her. - Too late. 122 00:08:38,466 --> 00:08:41,503 Her mother put her on a plane to Milan. She's a contessa. 123 00:08:42,012 --> 00:08:44,419 I know, she's a contessa. Marina's a contessa. 124 00:08:44,598 --> 00:08:46,674 Honey! Honey. 125 00:08:46,850 --> 00:08:49,257 Honey, honey, come here. Hi. 126 00:08:49,436 --> 00:08:51,155 I was just telling the girls 127 00:08:51,156 --> 00:08:53,268 how I almost became your future ex-wife last night. 128 00:08:53,840 --> 00:08:55,520 I freaked out with the wedding planners. 129 00:08:55,525 --> 00:08:58,978 Excuse me, we need a green tea. Iced. 130 00:09:01,199 --> 00:09:03,108 Are you okay? 131 00:09:03,534 --> 00:09:06,619 Yeah. I'm freaked out about Marina. 132 00:09:06,787 --> 00:09:09,061 Oh, yeah. Thank God for the bellboy. 133 00:09:09,362 --> 00:09:10,670 He came in as she was about to jump. 134 00:09:10,841 --> 00:09:14,506 - Wait, you said she slit her wrists. - Look at you, all sweaty. 135 00:09:14,678 --> 00:09:17,430 Isn't it cute how she perspires so much? 136 00:09:18,849 --> 00:09:21,519 So how's Tina? Has Bette called yet? 137 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:24,646 Apparently, she walked in on them in their very own bedroom. 138 00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:30,361 Okay, Ms. Inside Story, how did Tina find out? 139 00:09:30,529 --> 00:09:33,280 Well, actually, Tonya, she guessed. 140 00:09:33,448 --> 00:09:37,280 Because she saw them touching hands, and then she knew everything. 141 00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:41,325 - She could tell by seeing them touch? - Women can do that. 142 00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:42,826 Yeah, especially dykes. 143 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:44,707 I don't know what Bette was thinking. 144 00:09:44,876 --> 00:09:47,248 I mean, you don't step out on a woman like Tina... 145 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:49,709 for somebody who hammers planks for a living. 146 00:09:49,881 --> 00:09:53,215 Are you saying that it would've been okay if Candace had a better job? 147 00:09:53,385 --> 00:09:55,792 - It's not our business. - Look, Bette loves Tina. 148 00:09:55,971 --> 00:09:59,305 - There's no doubt about it. - So then why can't they work it out? 149 00:09:59,475 --> 00:10:01,515 It's a sex thing, and Bette can't help it. 150 00:10:01,686 --> 00:10:05,055 So if it's just a sex thing then you can get it under control, right? 151 00:10:05,231 --> 00:10:08,102 Women can control it. Men are controlled by their peckers. 152 00:10:08,276 --> 00:10:10,352 There's no difference between men and women. 153 00:10:10,528 --> 00:10:13,066 This is a perfect example or she'd have called it off. 154 00:10:13,239 --> 00:10:16,323 Bette is still schtupping the carpenter? 155 00:10:16,492 --> 00:10:18,651 - I feel so awful for Tina. - Guys... 156 00:10:18,828 --> 00:10:20,986 Bette better get that pecker under control. 157 00:10:21,164 --> 00:10:22,539 Guys! 158 00:10:26,878 --> 00:10:29,666 You know those skinny Japanese ones? 159 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:32,129 They don't really look like mushrooms, you know? 160 00:10:32,301 --> 00:10:34,874 They kind of look more like noodles or something. 161 00:10:35,053 --> 00:10:39,881 I never know what to do with them. 162 00:10:40,058 --> 00:10:41,090 What? 163 00:10:41,268 --> 00:10:44,886 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What were you saying? 164 00:10:45,898 --> 00:10:48,815 - I was talking about mushrooms. - Right, right. 165 00:10:48,984 --> 00:10:52,816 - Do you like mushrooms? - Selectively. 166 00:10:52,988 --> 00:10:54,482 You? 167 00:10:55,407 --> 00:10:57,696 They... they really do scare me. 168 00:10:57,868 --> 00:11:01,119 God, I remember in third grade there was this beautiful girl. 169 00:11:01,289 --> 00:11:02,664 God, gorgeous. 170 00:11:02,832 --> 00:11:06,747 Her name was Miriam, and she had this wild mushroom... 171 00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:09,320 and was in hospital for three weeks, 172 00:11:09,321 --> 00:11:10,502 you know, this allergic reaction... 173 00:11:10,673 --> 00:11:12,999 and, God, she missed the relay race. 174 00:11:13,176 --> 00:11:17,921 Wow, I've never actually seen onions on a stem before. 175 00:11:18,264 --> 00:11:20,636 - Do they taste different? - Smell them. 176 00:11:21,851 --> 00:11:23,891 Oh, that's very strong. 177 00:11:25,271 --> 00:11:26,896 You wanna fuck her right here... 178 00:11:27,065 --> 00:11:29,639 or you both wanna come back to my place? 179 00:11:30,653 --> 00:11:32,195 Gene! 180 00:11:32,363 --> 00:11:34,984 - I don't think my roommate's home. - No, no... I'm sorry. 181 00:11:38,786 --> 00:11:41,621 Okay, what's going on? 182 00:11:41,789 --> 00:11:43,781 I didn't pressure you into this, all right? 183 00:11:43,958 --> 00:11:47,374 You said you wanted to keep seeing me, so... 184 00:11:47,545 --> 00:11:48,873 - Yeah, I know. - What is it? 185 00:11:49,046 --> 00:11:51,881 - And I said that I like you. - That's really nice, you know. 186 00:11:52,049 --> 00:11:54,836 I like you too, but we don't have sex. 187 00:11:55,177 --> 00:11:56,506 Okay? There it is. 188 00:11:56,679 --> 00:11:59,385 I'd like to be having sex with the woman I cook for. 189 00:11:59,558 --> 00:12:02,594 Make mix tapes for you... You don't wanna have sex. 190 00:12:02,769 --> 00:12:07,098 And I know why. It's because you're gay, all right? 191 00:12:07,274 --> 00:12:09,510 That's it. I'm sorry to break it to you, 192 00:12:09,511 --> 00:12:13,027 you are a girl-loving, full-on lesbian. 193 00:12:16,825 --> 00:12:21,368 - I don't think that's for you to say. - Well, deal with it, all right? 194 00:12:21,538 --> 00:12:23,162 Good luck. 195 00:12:42,268 --> 00:12:46,645 - Are we ever gonna talk about this? - Talk about what? 196 00:12:51,903 --> 00:12:55,236 - Okay. - Hold on. 197 00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:01,652 It was a mistake, right? 198 00:13:06,168 --> 00:13:08,576 - If you say so. - Well, what about you? 199 00:13:08,754 --> 00:13:12,205 - Do you have anything to say? - You were the one who kissed me first. 200 00:13:12,382 --> 00:13:16,166 I kind of remember you kissing me back. 201 00:13:18,430 --> 00:13:20,719 After you started it. 202 00:13:25,521 --> 00:13:28,094 So if I was to kiss you again... ? 203 00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:52,250 Oh, you know. 204 00:13:52,423 --> 00:13:54,297 You know. 205 00:13:55,093 --> 00:13:58,711 Oh, Alice will know. Alice, what's the... ? 206 00:13:58,888 --> 00:14:00,965 A booking agency, not Smashbox, but... 207 00:14:01,142 --> 00:14:02,470 Fred Segal hair and makeup? 208 00:14:02,643 --> 00:14:05,312 Tonya, it's cool. The agency is fine. They got me a job. 209 00:14:05,479 --> 00:14:07,721 Who's the client? 210 00:14:07,898 --> 00:14:10,472 - Arianna someone. - Arianna Huffington? 211 00:14:10,651 --> 00:14:13,403 Yeah. She... She wrote a book. 212 00:14:13,571 --> 00:14:15,480 She's doing all these TV talk shows. 213 00:14:15,656 --> 00:14:17,945 David Letterman, Jay Leno, Bill O'Reilly? 214 00:14:18,117 --> 00:14:20,112 Arianna Huffington is 50. 215 00:14:20,113 --> 00:14:22,031 She's not really your type. She's kind of fancy. 216 00:14:22,204 --> 00:14:24,078 I'm doing her hair, Al, not fucking her. 217 00:14:24,248 --> 00:14:25,991 Oh, because the old Shane would've. 218 00:14:26,834 --> 00:14:29,455 Well, in that case, if she's hot... 219 00:14:31,173 --> 00:14:34,921 Honey, Shane is doing Arianna Huffington. 220 00:14:35,093 --> 00:14:38,130 You're doing Arianna Huffington? She's 50, Shane. 221 00:14:38,305 --> 00:14:39,965 Her hair. 222 00:14:40,140 --> 00:14:42,097 Look, it's great, Shane. It is. 223 00:14:42,267 --> 00:14:45,885 If things go well with Arianna, maybe you can get some film clients. 224 00:14:46,062 --> 00:14:48,102 You could go on location. You could travel. 225 00:14:48,273 --> 00:14:50,016 - That would be cool. - That's great. 226 00:14:50,484 --> 00:14:52,357 I gotta go, you guys. 227 00:14:58,408 --> 00:15:00,567 Don't worry, I'm not going to ask to join you. 228 00:15:00,744 --> 00:15:03,746 I know that you all probably think I'm a monster. 229 00:15:03,915 --> 00:15:06,488 I just... I have something that I need to say to Tina. 230 00:15:06,876 --> 00:15:08,915 - Do you want us to go? - No. 231 00:15:09,921 --> 00:15:12,922 If you have something to say, say it here. 232 00:15:15,343 --> 00:15:17,134 Tina... 233 00:15:19,096 --> 00:15:23,308 I didn't try to see you or call you until now... 234 00:15:23,476 --> 00:15:28,517 because I wanted to make sure that I could do what you asked of me. 235 00:15:28,856 --> 00:15:32,440 I promise I am not ever going to see her again. 236 00:15:32,611 --> 00:15:34,769 I am not ever going to speak to her again. 237 00:15:34,947 --> 00:15:38,066 I am not ever going to think about her again. 238 00:15:41,078 --> 00:15:43,070 I miss you. 239 00:15:44,039 --> 00:15:46,577 More than that, I need you. 240 00:15:46,750 --> 00:15:51,542 I don't think that I can... I don't think that I can live without you. 241 00:15:55,175 --> 00:15:58,793 It is completely and totally over. 242 00:16:06,146 --> 00:16:08,185 When did you end it? 243 00:16:08,356 --> 00:16:11,025 This morning. I told her you were the love of my life... 244 00:16:11,192 --> 00:16:12,818 and I didn't know what I was doing, 245 00:16:12,819 --> 00:16:15,237 and I must've gone temporarily insane. 246 00:16:15,405 --> 00:16:19,237 Did you tell her in person or on the phone? 247 00:16:20,910 --> 00:16:22,239 Why does that matter? 248 00:16:22,412 --> 00:16:26,955 Because I drove by the house at 2 a.m. and your car wasn't there. 249 00:16:27,125 --> 00:16:31,787 Did you fuck all night before you told her I was the love of your life? 250 00:16:50,065 --> 00:16:52,058 Rentals are the cash cow of the business... 251 00:16:52,234 --> 00:16:54,904 but my real love is picture cars. 252 00:16:55,070 --> 00:16:57,740 - Picture cars? - Yeah, for the movies. 253 00:16:57,907 --> 00:16:59,449 Oh, yeah. 254 00:16:59,617 --> 00:17:01,443 A director will come in and tell me... 255 00:17:01,619 --> 00:17:04,082 he wants Billy Bob in the souped-up, 256 00:17:04,083 --> 00:17:05,320 Hemi Under Glass Bob Riggle drove... 257 00:17:05,499 --> 00:17:08,535 in the stock car races in Jersey when he was a kid, you know? 258 00:17:08,710 --> 00:17:12,459 He'll want the slicks and the scoops and the Pink Panther flames... 259 00:17:12,631 --> 00:17:15,204 exactly like he remembers it in his head. 260 00:17:15,383 --> 00:17:19,595 Ivan, you are speaking a foreign language to me. 261 00:17:19,763 --> 00:17:22,633 And you know what that does to a girl. 262 00:17:23,308 --> 00:17:26,642 Let's go inside. I got something I wanna show you. Come on. 263 00:17:27,646 --> 00:17:30,896 By driving into the wall of the hotel parking garage? 264 00:17:31,066 --> 00:17:33,772 Doesn't sound like a very serious suicide attempt to me. 265 00:17:33,945 --> 00:17:36,270 Yeah, but that's the talk at the Planet. 266 00:17:36,447 --> 00:17:38,025 You know, I feel so bad... 267 00:17:38,199 --> 00:17:41,449 because I didn't know she was hurting that much. 268 00:17:41,619 --> 00:17:45,617 I know, I know. Let go and let God. 269 00:17:46,582 --> 00:17:52,186 Oh, " Ivan Aycock: vintage restorer to the stars." 270 00:17:52,964 --> 00:17:56,629 That's the bomb. I had no idea. 271 00:17:56,801 --> 00:17:58,212 This is your office. 272 00:17:58,386 --> 00:18:02,549 Look, I invited you here because I have a little present for you. 273 00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:10,272 - Oh, Ivan, I ca... - It's not what you think. 274 00:18:10,649 --> 00:18:12,357 Open it. 275 00:18:21,243 --> 00:18:22,986 Okay... 276 00:18:24,413 --> 00:18:28,956 This is the key to my apartment. I live two blocks from the Planet. 277 00:18:29,126 --> 00:18:31,030 I just want you to feel free to stop by 278 00:18:31,031 --> 00:18:32,910 anytime you need a break from work. 279 00:18:33,088 --> 00:18:35,497 Oh, Ivan, it's not a done deal yet. 280 00:18:35,925 --> 00:18:37,756 I still have to go to the bank tomorrow, 281 00:18:37,757 --> 00:18:39,709 and have my meeting, and then... 282 00:18:39,888 --> 00:18:42,213 I have a lot to work out with Marina's family. 283 00:18:42,390 --> 00:18:45,640 Her mom is some kind of damn contessa. 284 00:18:45,810 --> 00:18:50,353 She may be a contessa, but as far as I'm concerned... 285 00:18:50,732 --> 00:18:54,895 Kit, you're a queen. Don't you forget it. 286 00:19:07,291 --> 00:19:08,619 What's this one for? 287 00:19:22,431 --> 00:19:24,471 That looks like my car. 288 00:19:24,642 --> 00:19:26,219 Sort of. 289 00:19:26,435 --> 00:19:28,677 I did a little work on it. 290 00:19:29,313 --> 00:19:30,891 A little? 291 00:19:31,065 --> 00:19:32,801 A little restoration to help you 292 00:19:32,802 --> 00:19:35,775 celebrate getting your license restored. 293 00:19:37,155 --> 00:19:40,240 No one's ever done anything like that for me. 294 00:19:41,952 --> 00:19:44,324 I don't know how to thank you. 295 00:19:53,797 --> 00:19:55,624 Not yet. 296 00:19:57,092 --> 00:19:58,634 Why? 297 00:19:58,927 --> 00:20:03,755 Because you're not sure, and I want you... 298 00:20:04,391 --> 00:20:06,384 to be sure. 299 00:20:08,020 --> 00:20:11,888 Come on, gorgeous, let's go take it for a spin. Come on. 300 00:20:23,995 --> 00:20:26,616 Oh, yes. 301 00:20:28,374 --> 00:20:32,324 Oh, my God. It looks fabulous. 302 00:20:37,676 --> 00:20:40,048 So Oberlin's supposed to be a really great school. 303 00:20:40,220 --> 00:20:42,711 Yeah, it's a great team. 304 00:20:44,641 --> 00:20:46,800 Coach Haspel. 305 00:20:46,977 --> 00:20:48,851 They want me there a week from Monday... 306 00:20:49,021 --> 00:20:51,690 so I'll give myself five days to drive to Ohio. 307 00:20:51,857 --> 00:20:53,185 Right. 308 00:20:53,358 --> 00:20:56,312 Hey, are you still gonna get your teaching certificate? 309 00:20:56,487 --> 00:20:58,978 Maybe. Did you find an apartment yet? 310 00:20:59,156 --> 00:21:01,777 No. It's so depressing, Tim. 311 00:21:01,950 --> 00:21:04,572 You should stay here. Take over the lease. 312 00:21:04,745 --> 00:21:06,536 Oh, no. 313 00:21:06,788 --> 00:21:09,541 I can't afford the rent on this house. 314 00:21:09,834 --> 00:21:11,743 What about your new job? 315 00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:16,463 Waitresses at Hank-59 do not get paid that much. 316 00:21:16,633 --> 00:21:19,669 Think about it. The rent's paid up through the end of the month. 317 00:21:19,844 --> 00:21:22,762 Are you serious? You'd actually let me stay here? 318 00:21:24,641 --> 00:21:27,262 Yeah, what, I'm gonna kick you out on principle? 319 00:21:28,436 --> 00:21:30,892 Are you serious, Tim? 320 00:21:32,273 --> 00:21:33,933 That would be amazing. 321 00:21:34,108 --> 00:21:35,112 The thing is, I just... 322 00:21:35,113 --> 00:21:38,238 I need to focus right now, because I'm just, like... 323 00:21:38,405 --> 00:21:43,151 And... Okay, Charlotte Birch is teaching this master class at CU... 324 00:21:43,327 --> 00:21:45,783 and I'm just trying to get in, you know. 325 00:21:45,955 --> 00:21:49,822 Whatever. I'm just having the worst time with my writing. I'm just... 326 00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:53,662 I don't know, I'm just feeling kind of blocked. 327 00:22:07,059 --> 00:22:11,224 "How every time one person has sex with another person... 328 00:22:11,398 --> 00:22:15,442 each of their previous sexual encounters is evoked... 329 00:22:15,610 --> 00:22:21,067 how that links us all into an infinite network of human connections." 330 00:22:23,660 --> 00:22:28,121 "Each of their previous sexual encounters is evoked... 331 00:22:28,290 --> 00:22:33,497 how that links us into an infinite network of human connections." 332 00:22:45,266 --> 00:22:48,267 What Jane understood was that her parents were fighting again. 333 00:22:48,436 --> 00:22:52,480 Their human connection, tenuous the night before... 334 00:22:52,648 --> 00:22:55,056 now wearing dangerously thin. 335 00:22:55,693 --> 00:22:57,733 Don't leave. 336 00:23:10,250 --> 00:23:11,709 Hey. 337 00:23:12,002 --> 00:23:13,580 Hey, Bette. 338 00:23:13,754 --> 00:23:15,497 Hi, Tim. 339 00:23:16,048 --> 00:23:19,298 - I just wanna say goodbye. - Oh, yeah? You going somewhere? 340 00:23:19,468 --> 00:23:21,211 Ohio. 341 00:23:21,887 --> 00:23:25,172 - Ohio? Really? For how long? - I took a job there. 342 00:23:25,349 --> 00:23:27,591 I'm leaving the day after tomorrow. 343 00:23:27,768 --> 00:23:30,722 So good luck. 344 00:23:30,896 --> 00:23:34,561 Shit, wait. Tim, I'm sorry. 345 00:23:34,733 --> 00:23:38,149 - I didn't know you were moving away. - Don't worry about it. It's fine. 346 00:23:41,032 --> 00:23:43,274 You're... ? Wait, you're moving to Ohio for good? 347 00:23:43,451 --> 00:23:47,531 I don't know if it's for good, but yeah. 348 00:23:49,249 --> 00:23:52,166 Look, I just... 349 00:23:52,752 --> 00:23:54,911 I'm glad I got to know you. 350 00:23:55,171 --> 00:23:57,745 Well, I'm glad I got to know you too, Tim. 351 00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:00,674 I'll miss you. 352 00:24:00,844 --> 00:24:03,513 Yeah, who knows, maybe some other poor sucker 353 00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:06,764 will move in here with his sexually confused girlfriend 354 00:24:06,933 --> 00:24:10,054 and you can introduce them to one of your predatory friends 355 00:24:10,229 --> 00:24:13,598 and she can seduce her, and his whole life can fall apart. 356 00:24:13,774 --> 00:24:15,185 She tried to kill herself. 357 00:24:15,693 --> 00:24:19,275 She tried to drive her car off the P.C.H. or something. 358 00:24:19,530 --> 00:24:22,151 - Marina? - I mean, I can't blame you... 359 00:24:22,324 --> 00:24:24,032 if you're not sorry for her. 360 00:24:24,201 --> 00:24:28,329 No, I mean... I wouldn't wish that on anyone. 361 00:24:30,291 --> 00:24:32,603 You just... you never expect your life 362 00:24:32,604 --> 00:24:35,665 to throw you so totally off plan. 363 00:24:35,838 --> 00:24:37,581 You know what I mean? 364 00:24:38,465 --> 00:24:41,136 Yeah. I think I do. 365 00:24:42,137 --> 00:24:44,628 Is Tina around? I'd like to say goodbye to her. 366 00:24:44,806 --> 00:24:47,973 No, she's not here. 367 00:24:48,143 --> 00:24:51,512 Well, if I don't see her, would you tell her I said goodbye? 368 00:24:51,688 --> 00:24:53,811 Yeah, sure. 369 00:24:55,525 --> 00:24:56,984 Hey. 370 00:26:33,293 --> 00:26:34,621 - Hey. - Hey. 371 00:26:34,794 --> 00:26:36,586 - I'm Shane. - Hi, Shane. I'm Arianna. 372 00:26:36,754 --> 00:26:38,083 Hey, Arianna. 373 00:26:38,256 --> 00:26:40,165 - I like what you're wearing. - Thank you. 374 00:26:40,341 --> 00:26:42,382 Who do you dress for? 375 00:26:45,473 --> 00:26:47,132 Myself. 376 00:26:47,516 --> 00:26:50,470 And a girlie sometimes, but mostly me. 377 00:26:50,644 --> 00:26:53,729 - So you're gay? - Totally, yes. 378 00:26:53,898 --> 00:26:55,606 I was at a dinner the other night... 379 00:26:55,774 --> 00:26:59,190 and someone said that dykes are the new fags. 380 00:26:59,361 --> 00:27:01,568 What do you think about that? 381 00:27:01,780 --> 00:27:05,031 I think people like to categorize things too much. 382 00:27:06,702 --> 00:27:08,695 So, what's your book about? 383 00:27:08,871 --> 00:27:11,444 - This country, politics. - Yeah? 384 00:27:11,624 --> 00:27:14,163 My ideas about how to make the world better. 385 00:27:14,336 --> 00:27:15,711 Good for you. 386 00:27:15,879 --> 00:27:19,164 What about you, Shane? What do you want? 387 00:27:19,758 --> 00:27:21,667 Well, I haven't really thought about it. 388 00:27:21,843 --> 00:27:23,752 What about love? 389 00:27:24,054 --> 00:27:26,296 No, love's a bitch. 390 00:27:26,806 --> 00:27:28,680 I'd rather have a good time and move on. 391 00:27:28,850 --> 00:27:31,804 All right, Ms. Huffington. Here's your soy latte. 392 00:27:33,772 --> 00:27:37,057 - Can I get you anything? - No, thank you. 393 00:27:37,234 --> 00:27:39,143 Just let me know if you change your mind. 394 00:27:39,653 --> 00:27:40,732 I'm Carmen. 395 00:27:41,655 --> 00:27:43,086 - Hey, Carmen. - Hey. 396 00:27:43,087 --> 00:27:44,087 I'm Shane. 397 00:27:47,787 --> 00:27:49,364 See you. 398 00:27:57,922 --> 00:28:00,294 - Hey, sorry. - Hi. 399 00:28:01,884 --> 00:28:04,292 Don't worry, I'll be fine. 400 00:28:04,637 --> 00:28:07,923 - But I should be here for you. - Go. 401 00:28:12,979 --> 00:28:17,309 So anyway, this is my day job. 402 00:28:17,484 --> 00:28:20,438 Last week, I PAed at a Fischerspooner video. 403 00:28:20,612 --> 00:28:21,941 - Cool. - I know. 404 00:28:22,114 --> 00:28:24,153 I DJ too. I do Little Temple on Fridays... 405 00:28:24,324 --> 00:28:28,867 and then I do a night of old-school body wave and electro... 406 00:28:29,037 --> 00:28:31,528 at MRX every other Wednesday. 407 00:28:31,707 --> 00:28:33,498 Very cool. 408 00:28:37,254 --> 00:28:40,955 So, what about you? What do you do when you're not doing hair? 409 00:28:41,341 --> 00:28:43,417 What do I do? 410 00:28:44,846 --> 00:28:46,589 Nothing much. 411 00:28:46,931 --> 00:28:48,971 - Hang out. - Yeah. 412 00:28:49,142 --> 00:28:50,802 Whatever. 413 00:28:51,644 --> 00:28:54,764 Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay. 414 00:28:55,982 --> 00:28:57,560 Got it. 415 00:28:58,026 --> 00:29:01,146 We need final touches on Ms. Huffington. 416 00:29:01,654 --> 00:29:04,406 - Catch you later. - All right. 417 00:29:08,495 --> 00:29:10,368 Hey, Shane. 418 00:29:13,166 --> 00:29:15,409 Do you wanna listen to something really cool? 419 00:29:16,837 --> 00:29:19,507 So I heard this mix at the Knitting Factory last week... 420 00:29:19,673 --> 00:29:22,522 and, I mean, this is exactly where I wanna be 421 00:29:22,523 --> 00:29:24,881 in, like, five years from now. 422 00:29:25,262 --> 00:29:28,880 - I like a girl with ambition. - Fuck you. 423 00:29:29,892 --> 00:29:32,727 Okay, if you want. 424 00:30:14,020 --> 00:30:15,931 Where does this lead? 425 00:30:16,107 --> 00:30:18,680 Oh, it was for my father. 426 00:30:18,860 --> 00:30:21,695 I never met him... 427 00:30:21,863 --> 00:30:26,821 but supposedly he was some kind of Mayan medicine man. 428 00:30:29,078 --> 00:30:31,320 And how come you never met him? 429 00:30:31,497 --> 00:30:35,329 He died in a motorcycle crash before I was born. 430 00:30:59,776 --> 00:31:02,149 Look, I don't want any talking in here, all right? 431 00:31:02,321 --> 00:31:04,812 What's going on? Can somebody get me a 20 on Shane? 432 00:31:04,990 --> 00:31:06,864 Bob, go to two for me. 433 00:31:07,034 --> 00:31:09,655 That's because I called final touches five minutes ago. 434 00:31:09,828 --> 00:31:11,322 So where's hair? 435 00:31:25,512 --> 00:31:28,797 He'll do a large-scale painting for one of the lobby walls... 436 00:31:28,973 --> 00:31:30,468 based on Japanese anime. 437 00:31:31,226 --> 00:31:34,677 - It's an illicit exterior... - Go on. I'm listening. I'm listening. 438 00:31:34,854 --> 00:31:36,847 An illicit exterior installation... 439 00:31:37,023 --> 00:31:39,810 just below the Sawtelle 405 freeway overpass. 440 00:31:39,984 --> 00:31:43,188 You know, I saw Noble's performance piece where he crawled naked... 441 00:31:43,363 --> 00:31:47,444 across a table, ranting about his weakness and perfidy. 442 00:31:47,618 --> 00:31:49,278 Who do you think's gonna fund that? 443 00:31:49,453 --> 00:31:51,161 I applied to the Ahmanson Foundation. 444 00:31:51,330 --> 00:31:54,082 Never gonna happen. They're way too conservative. 445 00:31:58,379 --> 00:32:02,708 - This is the fifth time she's called. - You tell her to fucking stop calling. 446 00:32:07,263 --> 00:32:11,343 Apply to the Peabody Foundation. They might fund a Noble project. 447 00:32:18,942 --> 00:32:21,777 So you do number three, and I will take two and five. Okay? 448 00:32:21,945 --> 00:32:23,273 - Okay. Are you... ? - Yes. 449 00:32:23,446 --> 00:32:24,857 All right. 450 00:32:25,031 --> 00:32:27,320 Hello. How are you? 451 00:32:27,492 --> 00:32:29,900 May I please take your order? 452 00:32:30,078 --> 00:32:31,730 A few questions. 453 00:32:31,731 --> 00:32:34,158 Are the burgers made with New Zealand or American beef? 454 00:32:34,332 --> 00:32:37,701 I'd like to substitute feta cheese for the American cheese... 455 00:32:37,878 --> 00:32:40,832 and mixed greens for the fries. 456 00:32:41,923 --> 00:32:45,968 Will you please excuse me for a second? I will be right back. 457 00:32:46,136 --> 00:32:48,046 - We'd like to order. - Okay. 458 00:32:48,222 --> 00:32:52,469 - Hi. What's going on? - I wanted to make sure you were okay. 459 00:32:52,643 --> 00:32:57,638 I'm okay. I mean, I'm gonna be a shitty waitress, but I'm okay. 460 00:32:59,734 --> 00:33:03,233 - You haven't heard, obviously. - Haven't heard what? 461 00:33:05,156 --> 00:33:07,030 Marina tried to commit suicide. 462 00:33:09,994 --> 00:33:14,703 Yeah. She checked into the Bel-Air Hotel, the presidential suite. 463 00:33:14,874 --> 00:33:17,959 You said she tried. She didn't kill herself? 464 00:33:18,128 --> 00:33:21,497 No. Apparently, the people across the hall heard shouting. 465 00:33:21,673 --> 00:33:25,505 They thought a woman was getting hurt, so they called the front desk. 466 00:33:25,677 --> 00:33:28,133 The bellboy found Marina alone in the room... 467 00:33:28,305 --> 00:33:31,639 with, like, three bottles of pills, totally out of her skull. 468 00:33:31,808 --> 00:33:34,216 - Oh, poor Marina. - They called me. 469 00:33:36,271 --> 00:33:38,845 I don't know why. I guess my number was in her purse. 470 00:33:39,024 --> 00:33:43,401 I found her mother. I remembered Marina telling me she lives in Umbria. 471 00:33:43,862 --> 00:33:45,819 In a villa. 472 00:33:48,201 --> 00:33:50,988 Jen, I feel like maybe I shouldn't say this... 473 00:33:51,162 --> 00:33:53,451 but when I got to the hospital... 474 00:33:56,084 --> 00:33:57,459 she was calling your name. 475 00:34:04,759 --> 00:34:06,799 Miss, we'd like to order. 476 00:34:07,303 --> 00:34:10,008 Pookie, you won't believe this. 477 00:34:14,644 --> 00:34:16,387 Look at this. 478 00:34:16,563 --> 00:34:19,185 - That? - Isn't this beautiful? 479 00:34:19,358 --> 00:34:25,640 "The Jura-Capresso S8 Espresso coffeemaker"? $1999? 480 00:34:26,615 --> 00:34:28,524 Tonya, we can't register for that! 481 00:34:28,701 --> 00:34:32,034 Well, a few people might chip in together. 482 00:34:32,204 --> 00:34:35,289 Dana, do not second-guess the generosity of our friends. 483 00:34:35,457 --> 00:34:37,949 Now, look, I wanna show you something at Gearys. 484 00:34:42,923 --> 00:34:44,252 Hello. 485 00:34:44,425 --> 00:34:48,257 - This is Dana Fairbanks. - Hi. Yeah, hi. 486 00:34:50,348 --> 00:34:52,507 I think we should talk. 487 00:34:53,810 --> 00:34:57,013 It's Robbie, my old tennis partner before Harrison. 488 00:34:57,189 --> 00:35:00,688 - I'd love to see you. Where? When? - Honey, look. 489 00:35:00,859 --> 00:35:03,065 - We need to think about cut crystal. - Okay. 490 00:35:04,154 --> 00:35:05,778 All right. 491 00:35:06,114 --> 00:35:07,774 How about tomorrow at Runyon Canyon? 492 00:35:07,949 --> 00:35:10,571 How about I meet you at the gate at 10:30? 493 00:35:10,744 --> 00:35:13,151 - It's a little early. - Okay. 494 00:35:13,330 --> 00:35:15,785 - 11? 11 is fine. - Okay, but, you know... 495 00:35:15,957 --> 00:35:19,042 with traffic, it might... The 405... 496 00:35:19,879 --> 00:35:23,471 4:00 is good. Four in the afternoon. 497 00:35:23,472 --> 00:35:24,505 I'll see you at four in the afternoon. 498 00:35:24,675 --> 00:35:26,467 - Okay. - Okay, bye. 499 00:35:28,262 --> 00:35:32,556 That's okay. No, no, knit away. Just talking. 500 00:35:33,684 --> 00:35:36,602 - Talking on the phone. - Dear... 501 00:35:36,771 --> 00:35:38,384 I don't think you're gonna be able 502 00:35:38,385 --> 00:35:40,934 to get anybody's head through that thing. 503 00:35:44,737 --> 00:35:49,529 You know, though, I think this would make a really good harness... 504 00:35:49,700 --> 00:35:52,275 for a strap-on dildo. 505 00:35:55,666 --> 00:35:58,501 We could at least pretend to be human. 506 00:36:03,966 --> 00:36:06,421 - Let me talk to Tina. - What would you say? 507 00:36:06,593 --> 00:36:11,302 That my sister is a pootie-chasing dog... 508 00:36:11,473 --> 00:36:14,427 who deserves to be tied down and whooped upside the head... 509 00:36:14,601 --> 00:36:16,033 but it doesn't change the fact 510 00:36:16,034 --> 00:36:18,765 that she loves you more than her own life... 511 00:36:18,939 --> 00:36:20,522 and that you should finish punishing her, 512 00:36:20,523 --> 00:36:22,605 and get back to figuring out... 513 00:36:22,777 --> 00:36:26,312 how to live with one another for the next 50 years or more. 514 00:36:27,699 --> 00:36:29,857 You could give it a try. 515 00:36:32,453 --> 00:36:34,779 Now, don't you go and pull a Marina on me now. 516 00:36:35,456 --> 00:36:37,829 - Kit. - I'm just saying. 517 00:36:41,129 --> 00:36:44,414 I read your business plan. It's solid. 518 00:36:44,591 --> 00:36:46,251 I'm happy to cosign on the loan. 519 00:36:47,260 --> 00:36:50,844 - Well, what about the down payment? - Kit, I don't have $50,000. Not liquid. 520 00:36:51,015 --> 00:36:52,509 Not that I can get my hands on. 521 00:36:52,683 --> 00:36:57,226 - Ivan's the only one who could poss... - Ivan is not a good idea. 522 00:36:57,396 --> 00:36:58,427 Why is that? 523 00:36:58,606 --> 00:37:01,357 It further confuses an already complicated situation. 524 00:37:01,525 --> 00:37:03,673 You invite Ivan to be your partner, 525 00:37:03,674 --> 00:37:05,653 Ivan takes that as a broader invitation. 526 00:37:05,821 --> 00:37:08,193 That is so typical of you. 527 00:37:08,365 --> 00:37:11,035 I have an impossible task to do... 528 00:37:11,202 --> 00:37:14,535 and I come up with one possible solution, and you diss my solution. 529 00:37:14,705 --> 00:37:16,994 - I'm not dissing you. - What do you call it then? 530 00:37:17,333 --> 00:37:19,206 I'm pointing out a considerable flaw... 531 00:37:19,376 --> 00:37:22,378 in what may or may not be a solution in the first place. 532 00:37:22,547 --> 00:37:27,209 Well, what makes you think I don't wanna make that invitation? 533 00:37:28,512 --> 00:37:30,338 Because, Kit... 534 00:37:31,181 --> 00:37:33,257 - you're straight. - Who says? 535 00:37:33,433 --> 00:37:35,473 - You're not? - I am. 536 00:37:35,644 --> 00:37:37,720 But I don't need you to tell me that. 537 00:37:37,896 --> 00:37:41,596 Ivan is the one who gets to say whether he's a man or a woman... 538 00:37:41,775 --> 00:37:43,933 and he's telling me he's more of a man. 539 00:37:44,110 --> 00:37:45,937 It doesn't work that way. 540 00:37:46,112 --> 00:37:48,650 Maybe in the world according to Bette... 541 00:37:48,823 --> 00:37:51,575 but your world doesn't have the same props it once did. 542 00:37:51,744 --> 00:37:53,286 You know what I'm saying, sis? 543 00:37:55,790 --> 00:37:58,910 You didn't do anything, Jen. She wasn't right. 544 00:37:59,085 --> 00:38:01,327 I knew it from the moment I met her, you know? 545 00:38:01,504 --> 00:38:03,247 Scoot over. 546 00:38:05,258 --> 00:38:07,796 Are you sure you don't need to go to the hospital? 547 00:38:07,969 --> 00:38:09,344 - Oh, my God, I'm fine. - Yeah? 548 00:38:09,512 --> 00:38:15,026 Yeah, I'm fine. I fainted. I do that sometimes. It's fine. 549 00:38:17,103 --> 00:38:20,935 - I hope someone's looking after her. - Someone's looking after you. 550 00:38:24,111 --> 00:38:25,356 How's that? 551 00:38:25,529 --> 00:38:28,067 My mom used to put these compresses on my forehead. 552 00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:31,157 Don't tell me I remind you of a dysfunctional mother. 553 00:38:31,326 --> 00:38:32,880 I don't know if she was dysfunctional. 554 00:38:32,881 --> 00:38:35,324 Who can say if a mom's good or bad? 555 00:38:35,747 --> 00:38:39,081 - How's your apartment hunt coming? - So shitty. 556 00:38:39,251 --> 00:38:41,690 For practically, like, $1000, 557 00:38:41,691 --> 00:38:45,040 I can live in a hovel underneath the freeway. 558 00:38:45,465 --> 00:38:48,003 And Tim was like, "You could take over the lease"... 559 00:38:48,177 --> 00:38:51,131 but there's no way that I could afford it, so... 560 00:38:51,597 --> 00:38:53,306 I have a proposition for you. 561 00:38:55,101 --> 00:38:57,307 Why don't you move in with me? 562 00:38:59,397 --> 00:39:02,647 You know, it's totally rent-controlled, two bedroom. 563 00:39:02,859 --> 00:39:04,898 I afford it easily. You won't have to pay. 564 00:39:06,905 --> 00:39:08,814 I can't. 565 00:39:09,949 --> 00:39:11,657 I think we could be happy, Jen. 566 00:39:17,790 --> 00:39:19,866 So, what's up? 567 00:39:20,835 --> 00:39:21,998 I wanted to ask... 568 00:39:22,170 --> 00:39:25,338 if you could be out of the house for a couple of hours tonight. 569 00:39:25,508 --> 00:39:28,425 Because Tina needs to come by and pick up some of her things. 570 00:39:28,594 --> 00:39:30,966 - She's running out of clothes. - It's her house. 571 00:39:31,138 --> 00:39:33,629 She can come by anytime she wants. 572 00:39:33,807 --> 00:39:36,049 You know that's not true. 573 00:39:38,062 --> 00:39:42,474 You know, what I did, Alice, I couldn't help myself. 574 00:39:42,650 --> 00:39:43,978 How does that work? 575 00:39:44,151 --> 00:39:47,520 Because it's kind of an act of free will. 576 00:39:47,696 --> 00:39:50,781 You know, I exhausted every ounce of will I had... 577 00:39:50,950 --> 00:39:52,658 and I still couldn't stop myself. 578 00:39:52,826 --> 00:39:54,701 - Did you fall in love? - No, I love Tina. 579 00:39:54,871 --> 00:39:58,454 - Tina's the only one I'm in love with. - But you're sitting on Candy's face? 580 00:39:58,625 --> 00:40:01,033 I'm not. I told you, I ended it as soon as I could. 581 00:40:01,211 --> 00:40:04,046 As soon as you could? What are you, like, a sex addict now? 582 00:40:04,214 --> 00:40:06,041 No, I'm not a sex addict. Jesus, Alice. 583 00:40:06,216 --> 00:40:09,383 I think calling sex an addiction is an excuse for bad behaviour... 584 00:40:09,553 --> 00:40:13,135 and I know that I behaved badly, but I'll take responsibility for it. 585 00:40:13,306 --> 00:40:16,675 - No, you behaved really badly. - I know that it sounds like an excuse... 586 00:40:16,852 --> 00:40:18,928 but the fact is she disappeared on me. 587 00:40:19,104 --> 00:40:21,939 She was depressed and completely wrapped up in herself. 588 00:40:22,107 --> 00:40:25,358 I tried to talk to her about it, but she completely shut me out. 589 00:40:26,445 --> 00:40:28,652 - For how long? - Two or three months. 590 00:40:29,574 --> 00:40:32,243 Out of seven years? I think you could've waited. 591 00:40:32,410 --> 00:40:35,245 She abandoned me as much as I abandoned her. We both did it. 592 00:40:35,413 --> 00:40:37,619 Yeah, but only one of you was having an orgasm. 593 00:40:40,168 --> 00:40:41,578 Fuck you, Alice. 594 00:40:43,296 --> 00:40:45,502 Just be out of the house. 595 00:41:24,713 --> 00:41:26,837 Ivan, it's me. 596 00:41:28,885 --> 00:41:31,043 I'm a little early. 597 00:41:38,603 --> 00:41:41,224 In fact, I'm a lot early. 598 00:41:41,689 --> 00:41:45,901 I wanted to talk to you about something that I'm very nervous about... 599 00:41:46,069 --> 00:41:48,607 because you've been so generous. 600 00:42:11,136 --> 00:42:12,595 Ivan. 601 00:42:15,808 --> 00:42:21,015 Ivan, I am so sorry. Look, I didn't see anything. 602 00:42:27,237 --> 00:42:30,820 - Kit... - I'll wait for you in the other room. 603 00:42:32,492 --> 00:42:33,821 Kit, I think you should go. 604 00:42:33,994 --> 00:42:36,152 Ivan, I will wait until you get dressed, okay? 605 00:42:36,329 --> 00:42:40,113 I really need to talk to you, because this thing that happened... 606 00:42:40,292 --> 00:42:43,910 Kit! Listen, okay? I want you to leave. 607 00:42:44,087 --> 00:42:46,922 Do you understand? Go. 608 00:42:53,930 --> 00:42:55,472 Fuck! 609 00:43:20,208 --> 00:43:22,663 So you were saying... ? 610 00:43:22,835 --> 00:43:27,794 Well, I was saying it's obvious there's something going on between us. 611 00:43:27,966 --> 00:43:31,382 - What do you think it is? - I don't know. 612 00:43:31,553 --> 00:43:33,795 Do you have any ideas? 613 00:43:33,972 --> 00:43:36,973 Maybe. I don't know. 614 00:43:37,935 --> 00:43:40,307 Maybe we're attracted to each other. 615 00:43:42,481 --> 00:43:45,601 Yeah, maybe. Yeah. 616 00:43:49,363 --> 00:43:51,272 Yeah, okay. 617 00:43:51,448 --> 00:43:53,986 Maybe if we admit that we're attracted to each other... 618 00:43:54,159 --> 00:43:57,992 You know, sometimes admitting a taboo takes the power out of it. 619 00:44:00,250 --> 00:44:03,085 I admit it. I'm attracted to you. 620 00:44:05,004 --> 00:44:06,914 - How long have you been? - I don't know. 621 00:44:07,090 --> 00:44:09,759 I never realized it before. 622 00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:13,381 Okay, go on. It's your turn. 623 00:44:15,223 --> 00:44:17,595 I admit I'm attracted to you. 624 00:44:23,022 --> 00:44:24,351 What does it mean? 625 00:44:24,524 --> 00:44:27,229 Well, it doesn't have to mean anything. 626 00:44:27,402 --> 00:44:30,523 I mean, being attracted to someone is no big deal. 627 00:44:30,698 --> 00:44:32,940 - It's just an attraction. - Right. 628 00:44:33,117 --> 00:44:37,577 We just... we have to agree not to act on it. 629 00:44:37,746 --> 00:44:39,573 Okay, how do we do that? 630 00:44:39,748 --> 00:44:43,532 Well, we just took the first step. We took the power out of it. 631 00:44:47,172 --> 00:44:49,212 I think we need to take the second step. 632 00:44:49,383 --> 00:44:51,423 - Yeah. - Yeah. 633 00:44:51,802 --> 00:44:53,427 Okay. 634 00:44:55,181 --> 00:44:57,257 - We need to counteract it. - All right. 635 00:44:57,433 --> 00:44:59,307 We just need to avoid all situations 636 00:44:59,308 --> 00:45:01,182 where we find each other attractive. 637 00:45:01,354 --> 00:45:04,439 We need, like, rules of un-attraction. 638 00:45:04,608 --> 00:45:06,766 Okay, like never be alone together... 639 00:45:06,943 --> 00:45:09,066 in places like the bathroom at the Planet. 640 00:45:09,237 --> 00:45:11,609 Right. Never be alone together. 641 00:45:11,781 --> 00:45:14,070 Especially never be alone together... 642 00:45:14,242 --> 00:45:16,650 in places where there's, like, a bed or a couch. 643 00:45:16,828 --> 00:45:19,366 Right, or a table. 644 00:45:19,539 --> 00:45:21,331 - Or a floor. - Yeah. 645 00:45:21,499 --> 00:45:25,118 - Or the back seat of a car. - That'd be good. That wouldn't be good. 646 00:45:25,295 --> 00:45:27,735 Okay, you need to stop showing up at the Planet 647 00:45:27,736 --> 00:45:28,831 after you've worked out... 648 00:45:29,008 --> 00:45:32,507 when you're all sweaty and your veins are popping all over the place. 649 00:45:32,678 --> 00:45:36,297 You like that? Tonya hates that. 650 00:45:36,849 --> 00:45:39,257 - You can't wear those shirts anymore. - What shirts? 651 00:45:39,435 --> 00:45:41,143 You know, the ones where... 652 00:45:41,312 --> 00:45:45,179 they cling to you in some places and fall off you in others. 653 00:45:46,359 --> 00:45:50,439 - Fuck you. - Okay, that's totally against the rules. 654 00:45:52,823 --> 00:45:53,855 - Come on, Al. - Wait! 655 00:45:54,033 --> 00:45:55,860 Come on, Al. Catch up, Al. Come on, Al. 656 00:45:56,035 --> 00:45:57,778 - Where am I going? - Wait. 657 00:46:00,249 --> 00:46:01,873 Tim. 658 00:46:07,756 --> 00:46:09,334 Thanks. 659 00:46:10,050 --> 00:46:11,758 I'd like to keep this one. 660 00:46:12,261 --> 00:46:14,633 I don't want the memory of us to evanesce. 661 00:46:31,656 --> 00:46:34,573 Let's not evanesce. 662 00:47:47,776 --> 00:47:49,603 I needed to see you. 663 00:47:54,616 --> 00:47:57,985 You don't wanna give me anything I need. Okay, that's fair. 664 00:47:58,161 --> 00:48:03,204 Nothing's fair, Bette. You broke everything that meant anything to me. 665 00:48:03,834 --> 00:48:06,207 - Let me fix it. - No. 666 00:48:06,379 --> 00:48:10,044 - I won't accept that. - Too bad. 667 00:48:12,260 --> 00:48:15,379 Look, I overestimated myself, all right? 668 00:48:15,555 --> 00:48:18,010 Supporting us both financially, and then... 669 00:48:18,182 --> 00:48:20,638 And then when we lost the baby, I thought that... 670 00:48:20,810 --> 00:48:23,052 I had to take on the whole burden. 671 00:48:23,229 --> 00:48:27,357 I thought that I had to absorb your pain and ignore my own. 672 00:48:27,525 --> 00:48:31,191 Well, I hope you had fun blowing off some steam with the carpenter. 673 00:48:34,032 --> 00:48:36,274 Tina! 674 00:49:46,774 --> 00:49:48,233 Hey. 675 00:49:48,734 --> 00:49:50,774 - Hi. - How are you doing? 676 00:49:52,613 --> 00:49:56,361 To tell you the truth, not too good. 677 00:49:56,534 --> 00:49:58,111 Yeah. 678 00:49:58,786 --> 00:49:59,817 Look, I'm sorry. 679 00:49:59,995 --> 00:50:02,368 Don't be sorry, you know. Tell me what's going on. 680 00:50:02,541 --> 00:50:05,707 I wanted to have a good time tonight. I didn't think I'd see you. 681 00:50:05,877 --> 00:50:09,293 Okay, but here I am. 682 00:50:11,049 --> 00:50:13,718 You don't think you could've changed your plan a little? 683 00:50:13,885 --> 00:50:17,301 I don't have a plan. That's the point. 684 00:50:20,809 --> 00:50:22,054 Okay. 685 00:51:11,528 --> 00:51:13,272 Jen. 686 00:51:29,087 --> 00:51:31,625 - Come on. - No. 687 00:51:35,637 --> 00:51:37,878 I don't... This seems wrong. 688 00:51:39,599 --> 00:51:42,304 I don't think this is the way we should... 689 00:51:42,477 --> 00:51:44,719 it's not the way... 690 00:52:11,173 --> 00:52:14,340 - That feel good? - Yeah. 691 00:52:28,649 --> 00:52:29,728 What are you doing? 692 00:52:31,569 --> 00:52:33,526 I'm gonna go. 693 00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:36,569 I don't wanna wait until morning. 694 00:52:37,409 --> 00:52:38,689 Tim. 695 00:52:42,706 --> 00:52:44,449 Please. 696 00:52:51,089 --> 00:52:53,165 Don't leave. 697 00:53:03,351 --> 00:53:07,017 Fuck! Fuck! 698 00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:09,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.MY-SUBS.com - 54231

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