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Previously on The L Word...
Why is it important for you to believe everyone's...
- sleeping with everyone else? - Because they are.
You know the neighbours next door, are they a gay couple?
Yeah, they are.
Because I saw them having sex in their pool.
We're having a party tomorrow night.
Jenny, this is Marina.
You guys should totally take the Cosmo romance quiz.
- Where are you? - I'm right here.
You're getting married?
- Are you happy? - Don't ask me that.
Why couldn't you stop it? Why was it so hard?
- What happened with us was a mistake. - Did you hear what she said?
We need to get a divorce.
- Are you free on Saturday night? - I have a date.
Has she told you she's a dyke yet?
- I should probably go. - Gene, no. I should go.
I don't want either of you to leave.
Ever notice that every time Shane walks into a room,
- someone leaves crying? - I don't do relationships.
- Tell me what you want. - What you can do for me?
- Are you in love with her? - Yeah.
You gotta keep it in your pants.
- Open the gate! - I never wanna see you again!
- It was a delusion. - You felt it too.
That kind of love does not exist.
- What does Shane have that I don't? - Nipple confidence.
Hey!
You don't understand what it means to be me.
I'm Tonya, guest liaison. I'm here to take care of all your needs.
I'm about to go down on Dana Fairbanks.
That girl has bad fucking vibes.
Make up your mind, dick or pussy.
I'm looking for the same qualities in a man...
- as I am in a woman. - Big tits.
We're getting married.
You can't marry Tonya.
If you ever need to talk, give me a call.
She wants to be your husband.
If you were a man, you would be the perfect man.
Let's make a baby.
I have found the perfect donor.
How could you not tell me that Marcus Allenwood is black?
We're gonna have a baby.
I was unable to locate a heartbeat.
I was only 12 weeks,
but I feel like I lost someone I was with all my life.
All I wanted to do all day long is kiss you.
- I can't. - You can't what, babe?
Take me somewhere.
- I saw it. - I'm sorry.
Fuck you! Fuck you!
- Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.MY-SUBS.com -
I can't believe this is happening.
When I did this, I thought I had a certain amount of security.
Whether it worked or not...
I thought Bette and I were solid.
- When were you planning to tell Bette? - Right about now.
If everything looked like it was going to go well...
and nothing was gonna go wrong like last time.
I didn't think Bette could handle another miscarriage.
No?
Oh, my.
Well, look at you.
Yeah, it just sort of... just popped.
I'm not ready to tell anybody. I wanna keep it to myself for a while.
Well, that's not gonna be easy, my dear.
Looks like I'm having this baby on my own.
- Now, that's a shame, Tina. - Don't say that.
People do it all the time.
And you're okay with that?
I want this baby more than ever.
I was so happy to have you here.
Hello?
Hi.
Hey, where did you go?
What's going on?
Damn it.
Why did I get this assignment? I'm so not a knitter.
Well, it's crazy popular, and all the fags I know are doing it.
- Even some of the straight boys too. - Right, see?
Men should knit and women should run the world. That's how I see it.
That's what I'm gonna write for LA Magazine. That's good.
Yeah, go for it. They'll love it.
How's Tina?
Well, Bette still hasn't called her.
It's wrong when God lets people
who are meant to be together come apart.
You believe in God?
What?
This coffee tastes like poopy shit.
Where's Marina?
I haven't seen her for days. I have no idea.
Yeah, me neither.
So listen, do you...
wanna talk about anything or... ?
Because that's what friends are for, if you'd like to talk.
I've got nothing to talk about.
- Shane. - What?
Oh, quit being such a lez.
Well, that? You're just back from Cherie Jaffe Land?
Nothing's changed. I'm still me.
Oh, so you still live by the code.
You don't do relationships.
It's not a code. It's me.
Oh, shit.
Oh, no. I cannot take Cruella De Vil this morning.
Do some... Pretend I'm upset. Put your arm around me.
I'll just start sobbing, and, obviously,
it'll be a really intimate moment.
I mean, no halfway sensitive person would ever dream of interrupting.
Oh, you guys.
This place is falling apart.
- You hear what happened to Marina? - What?
A nervous breakdown, complete and total.
- She had to be hospitalized. - She tried to off herself?
She slit her wrists at the Bel-Air Hotel in the penthouse suite.
That's horrible!
She was wearing that fabulous Dolce & Gabbana suit.
- We should see her. - Too late.
Her mother put her on a plane to Milan. She's a contessa.
I know, she's a contessa. Marina's a contessa.
Honey! Honey.
Honey, honey, come here. Hi.
I was just telling the girls
how I almost became your future ex-wife last night.
I freaked out with the wedding planners.
Excuse me, we need a green tea. Iced.
Are you okay?
Yeah. I'm freaked out about Marina.
Oh, yeah. Thank God for the bellboy.
He came in as she was about to jump.
- Wait, you said she slit her wrists. - Look at you, all sweaty.
Isn't it cute how she perspires so much?
So how's Tina? Has Bette called yet?
Apparently, she walked in on them in their very own bedroom.
Okay, Ms. Inside Story, how did Tina find out?
Well, actually, Tonya, she guessed.
Because she saw them touching hands, and then she knew everything.
- She could tell by seeing them touch? - Women can do that.
Yeah, especially dykes.
I don't know what Bette was thinking.
I mean, you don't step out on a woman like Tina...
for somebody who hammers planks for a living.
Are you saying that it would've been okay if Candace had a better job?
- It's not our business. - Look, Bette loves Tina.
- There's no doubt about it. - So then why can't they work it out?
It's a sex thing, and Bette can't help it.
So if it's just a sex thing then you can get it under control, right?
Women can control it. Men are controlled by their peckers.
There's no difference between men and women.
This is a perfect example or she'd have called it off.
Bette is still schtupping the carpenter?
- I feel so awful for Tina. - Guys...
Bette better get that pecker under control.
Guys!
You know those skinny Japanese ones?
They don't really look like mushrooms, you know?
They kind of look more like noodles or something.
I never know what to do with them.
What?
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What were you saying?
- I was talking about mushrooms. - Right, right.
- Do you like mushrooms? - Selectively.
You?
They... they really do scare me.
God, I remember in third grade there was this beautiful girl.
God, gorgeous.
Her name was Miriam, and she had this wild mushroom...
and was in hospital for three weeks,
you know, this allergic reaction...
and, God, she missed the relay race.
Wow, I've never actually seen onions on a stem before.
- Do they taste different? - Smell them.
Oh, that's very strong.
You wanna fuck her right here...
or you both wanna come back to my place?
Gene!
- I don't think my roommate's home. - No, no... I'm sorry.
Okay, what's going on?
I didn't pressure you into this, all right?
You said you wanted to keep seeing me, so...
- Yeah, I know. - What is it?
- And I said that I like you. - That's really nice, you know.
I like you too, but we don't have sex.
Okay? There it is.
I'd like to be having sex with the woman I cook for.
Make mix tapes for you... You don't wanna have sex.
And I know why. It's because you're gay, all right?
That's it. I'm sorry to break it to you,
you are a girl-loving, full-on lesbian.
- I don't think that's for you to say. - Well, deal with it, all right?
Good luck.
- Are we ever gonna talk about this? - Talk about what?
- Okay. - Hold on.
It was a mistake, right?
- If you say so. - Well, what about you?
- Do you have anything to say? - You were the one who kissed me first.
I kind of remember you kissing me back.
After you started it.
So if I was to kiss you again... ?
Oh, you know.
You know.
Oh, Alice will know. Alice, what's the... ?
A booking agency, not Smashbox, but...
Fred Segal hair and makeup?
Tonya, it's cool. The agency is fine. They got me a job.
Who's the client?
- Arianna someone. - Arianna Huffington?
Yeah. She... She wrote a book.
She's doing all these TV talk shows.
David Letterman, Jay Leno, Bill O'Reilly?
Arianna Huffington is 50.
She's not really your type. She's kind of fancy.
I'm doing her hair, Al, not fucking her.
Oh, because the old Shane would've.
Well, in that case, if she's hot...
Honey, Shane is doing Arianna Huffington.
You're doing Arianna Huffington? She's 50, Shane.
Her hair.
Look, it's great, Shane. It is.
If things go well with Arianna, maybe you can get some film clients.
You could go on location. You could travel.
- That would be cool. - That's great.
I gotta go, you guys.
Don't worry, I'm not going to ask to join you.
I know that you all probably think I'm a monster.
I just... I have something that I need to say to Tina.
- Do you want us to go? - No.
If you have something to say, say it here.
Tina...
I didn't try to see you or call you until now...
because I wanted to make sure that I could do what you asked of me.
I promise I am not ever going to see her again.
I am not ever going to speak to her again.
I am not ever going to think about her again.
I miss you.
More than that, I need you.
I don't think that I can... I don't think that I can live without you.
It is completely and totally over.
When did you end it?
This morning. I told her you were the love of my life...
and I didn't know what I was doing,
and I must've gone temporarily insane.
Did you tell her in person or on the phone?
Why does that matter?
Because I drove by the house at 2 a.m. and your car wasn't there.
Did you fuck all night before you told her I was the love of your life?
Rentals are the cash cow of the business...
but my real love is picture cars.
- Picture cars? - Yeah, for the movies.
Oh, yeah.
A director will come in and tell me...
he wants Billy Bob in the souped-up,
Hemi Under Glass Bob Riggle drove...
in the stock car races in Jersey when he was a kid, you know?
He'll want the slicks and the scoops and the Pink Panther flames...
exactly like he remembers it in his head.
Ivan, you are speaking a foreign language to me.
And you know what that does to a girl.
Let's go inside. I got something I wanna show you. Come on.
By driving into the wall of the hotel parking garage?
Doesn't sound like a very serious suicide attempt to me.
Yeah, but that's the talk at the Planet.
You know, I feel so bad...
because I didn't know she was hurting that much.
I know, I know. Let go and let God.
Oh, " Ivan Aycock: vintage restorer to the stars."
That's the bomb. I had no idea.
This is your office.
Look, I invited you here because I have a little present for you.
- Oh, Ivan, I ca... - It's not what you think.
Open it.
Okay...
This is the key to my apartment. I live two blocks from the Planet.
I just want you to feel free to stop by
anytime you need a break from work.
Oh, Ivan, it's not a done deal yet.
I still have to go to the bank tomorrow,
and have my meeting, and then...
I have a lot to work out with Marina's family.
Her mom is some kind of damn contessa.
She may be a contessa, but as far as I'm concerned...
Kit, you're a queen. Don't you forget it.
What's this one for?
That looks like my car.
Sort of.
I did a little work on it.
A little?
A little restoration to help you
celebrate getting your license restored.
No one's ever done anything like that for me.
I don't know how to thank you.
Not yet.
Why?
Because you're not sure, and I want you...
to be sure.
Come on, gorgeous, let's go take it for a spin. Come on.
Oh, yes.
Oh, my God. It looks fabulous.
So Oberlin's supposed to be a really great school.
Yeah, it's a great team.
Coach Haspel.
They want me there a week from Monday...
so I'll give myself five days to drive to Ohio.
Right.
Hey, are you still gonna get your teaching certificate?
Maybe. Did you find an apartment yet?
No. It's so depressing, Tim.
You should stay here. Take over the lease.
Oh, no.
I can't afford the rent on this house.
What about your new job?
Waitresses at Hank-59 do not get paid that much.
Think about it. The rent's paid up through the end of the month.
Are you serious? You'd actually let me stay here?
Yeah, what, I'm gonna kick you out on principle?
Are you serious, Tim?
That would be amazing.
The thing is, I just...
I need to focus right now, because I'm just, like...
And... Okay, Charlotte Birch is teaching this master class at CU...
and I'm just trying to get in, you know.
Whatever. I'm just having the worst time with my writing. I'm just...
I don't know, I'm just feeling kind of blocked.
"How every time one person has sex with another person...
each of their previous sexual encounters is evoked...
how that links us all into an infinite network of human connections."
"Each of their previous sexual encounters is evoked...
how that links us into an infinite network of human connections."
What Jane understood was that her parents were fighting again.
Their human connection, tenuous the night before...
now wearing dangerously thin.
Don't leave.
Hey.
Hey, Bette.
Hi, Tim.
- I just wanna say goodbye. - Oh, yeah? You going somewhere?
Ohio.
- Ohio? Really? For how long? - I took a job there.
I'm leaving the day after tomorrow.
So good luck.
Shit, wait. Tim, I'm sorry.
- I didn't know you were moving away. - Don't worry about it. It's fine.
You're... ? Wait, you're moving to Ohio for good?
I don't know if it's for good, but yeah.
Look, I just...
I'm glad I got to know you.
Well, I'm glad I got to know you too, Tim.
I'll miss you.
Yeah, who knows, maybe some other poor sucker
will move in here with his sexually confused girlfriend
and you can introduce them to one of your predatory friends
and she can seduce her, and his whole life can fall apart.
She tried to kill herself.
She tried to drive her car off the P.C.H. or something.
- Marina? - I mean, I can't blame you...
if you're not sorry for her.
No, I mean... I wouldn't wish that on anyone.
You just... you never expect your life
to throw you so totally off plan.
You know what I mean?
Yeah. I think I do.
Is Tina around? I'd like to say goodbye to her.
No, she's not here.
Well, if I don't see her, would you tell her I said goodbye?
Yeah, sure.
Hey.
- Hey. - Hey.
- I'm Shane. - Hi, Shane. I'm Arianna.
Hey, Arianna.
- I like what you're wearing. - Thank you.
Who do you dress for?
Myself.
And a girlie sometimes, but mostly me.
- So you're gay? - Totally, yes.
I was at a dinner the other night...
and someone said that dykes are the new fags.
What do you think about that?
I think people like to categorize things too much.
So, what's your book about?
- This country, politics. - Yeah?
My ideas about how to make the world better.
Good for you.
What about you, Shane? What do you want?
Well, I haven't really thought about it.
What about love?
No, love's a bitch.
I'd rather have a good time and move on.
All right, Ms. Huffington. Here's your soy latte.
- Can I get you anything? - No, thank you.
Just let me know if you change your mind.
I'm Carmen.
- Hey, Carmen. - Hey.
I'm Shane.
See you.
- Hey, sorry. - Hi.
Don't worry, I'll be fine.
- But I should be here for you. - Go.
So anyway, this is my day job.
Last week, I PAed at a Fischerspooner video.
- Cool. - I know.
I DJ too. I do Little Temple on Fridays...
and then I do a night of old-school body wave and electro...
at MRX every other Wednesday.
Very cool.
So, what about you? What do you do when you're not doing hair?
What do I do?
Nothing much.
- Hang out. - Yeah.
Whatever.
Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay.
Got it.
We need final touches on Ms. Huffington.
- Catch you later. - All right.
Hey, Shane.
Do you wanna listen to something really cool?
So I heard this mix at the Knitting Factory last week...
and, I mean, this is exactly where I wanna be
in, like, five years from now.
- I like a girl with ambition. - Fuck you.
Okay, if you want.
Where does this lead?
Oh, it was for my father.
I never met him...
but supposedly he was some kind of Mayan medicine man.
And how come you never met him?
He died in a motorcycle crash before I was born.
Look, I don't want any talking in here, all right?
What's going on? Can somebody get me a 20 on Shane?
Bob, go to two for me.
That's because I called final touches five minutes ago.
So where's hair?
He'll do a large-scale painting for one of the lobby walls...
based on Japanese anime.
- It's an illicit exterior... - Go on. I'm listening. I'm listening.
An illicit exterior installation...
just below the Sawtelle 405 freeway overpass.
You know, I saw Noble's performance piece where he crawled naked...
across a table, ranting about his weakness and perfidy.
Who do you think's gonna fund that?
I applied to the Ahmanson Foundation.
Never gonna happen. They're way too conservative.
- This is the fifth time she's called. - You tell her to fucking stop calling.
Apply to the Peabody Foundation. They might fund a Noble project.
So you do number three, and I will take two and five. Okay?
- Okay. Are you... ? - Yes.
All right.
Hello. How are you?
May I please take your order?
A few questions.
Are the burgers made with New Zealand or American beef?
I'd like to substitute feta cheese for the American cheese...
and mixed greens for the fries.
Will you please excuse me for a second? I will be right back.
- We'd like to order. - Okay.
- Hi. What's going on? - I wanted to make sure you were okay.
I'm okay. I mean, I'm gonna be a shitty waitress, but I'm okay.
- You haven't heard, obviously. - Haven't heard what?
Marina tried to commit suicide.
Yeah. She checked into the Bel-Air Hotel, the presidential suite.
You said she tried. She didn't kill herself?
No. Apparently, the people across the hall heard shouting.
They thought a woman was getting hurt, so they called the front desk.
The bellboy found Marina alone in the room...
with, like, three bottles of pills, totally out of her skull.
- Oh, poor Marina. - They called me.
I don't know why. I guess my number was in her purse.
I found her mother. I remembered Marina telling me she lives in Umbria.
In a villa.
Jen, I feel like maybe I shouldn't say this...
but when I got to the hospital...
she was calling your name.
Miss, we'd like to order.
Pookie, you won't believe this.
Look at this.
- That? - Isn't this beautiful?
"The Jura-Capresso S8 Espresso coffeemaker"? $1999?
Tonya, we can't register for that!
Well, a few people might chip in together.
Dana, do not second-guess the generosity of our friends.
Now, look, I wanna show you something at Gearys.
Hello.
- This is Dana Fairbanks. - Hi. Yeah, hi.
I think we should talk.
It's Robbie, my old tennis partner before Harrison.
- I'd love to see you. Where? When? - Honey, look.
- We need to think about cut crystal. - Okay.
All right.
How about tomorrow at Runyon Canyon?
How about I meet you at the gate at 10:30?
- It's a little early. - Okay.
- 11? 11 is fine. - Okay, but, you know...
with traffic, it might... The 405...
4:00 is good. Four in the afternoon.
I'll see you at four in the afternoon.
- Okay. - Okay, bye.
That's okay. No, no, knit away. Just talking.
- Talking on the phone. - Dear...
I don't think you're gonna be able
to get anybody's head through that thing.
You know, though, I think this would make a really good harness...
for a strap-on dildo.
We could at least pretend to be human.
- Let me talk to Tina. - What would you say?
That my sister is a pootie-chasing dog...
who deserves to be tied down and whooped upside the head...
but it doesn't change the fact
that she loves you more than her own life...
and that you should finish punishing her,
and get back to figuring out...
how to live with one another for the next 50 years or more.
You could give it a try.
Now, don't you go and pull a Marina on me now.
- Kit. - I'm just saying.
I read your business plan. It's solid.
I'm happy to cosign on the loan.
- Well, what about the down payment? - Kit, I don't have $50,000. Not liquid.
Not that I can get my hands on.
- Ivan's the only one who could poss... - Ivan is not a good idea.
Why is that?
It further confuses an already complicated situation.
You invite Ivan to be your partner,
Ivan takes that as a broader invitation.
That is so typical of you.
I have an impossible task to do...
and I come up with one possible solution, and you diss my solution.
- I'm not dissing you. - What do you call it then?
I'm pointing out a considerable flaw...
in what may or may not be a solution in the first place.
Well, what makes you think I don't wanna make that invitation?
Because, Kit...
- you're straight. - Who says?
- You're not? - I am.
But I don't need you to tell me that.
Ivan is the one who gets to say whether he's a man or a woman...
and he's telling me he's more of a man.
It doesn't work that way.
Maybe in the world according to Bette...
but your world doesn't have the same props it once did.
You know what I'm saying, sis?
You didn't do anything, Jen. She wasn't right.
I knew it from the moment I met her, you know?
Scoot over.
Are you sure you don't need to go to the hospital?
- Oh, my God, I'm fine. - Yeah?
Yeah, I'm fine. I fainted. I do that sometimes. It's fine.
- I hope someone's looking after her. - Someone's looking after you.
How's that?
My mom used to put these compresses on my forehead.
Don't tell me I remind you of a dysfunctional mother.
I don't know if she was dysfunctional.
Who can say if a mom's good or bad?
- How's your apartment hunt coming? - So shitty.
For practically, like, $1000,
I can live in a hovel underneath the freeway.
And Tim was like, "You could take over the lease"...
but there's no way that I could afford it, so...
I have a proposition for you.
Why don't you move in with me?
You know, it's totally rent-controlled, two bedroom.
I afford it easily. You won't have to pay.
I can't.
I think we could be happy, Jen.
So, what's up?
I wanted to ask...
if you could be out of the house for a couple of hours tonight.
Because Tina needs to come by and pick up some of her things.
- She's running out of clothes. - It's her house.
She can come by anytime she wants.
You know that's not true.
You know, what I did, Alice, I couldn't help myself.
How does that work?
Because it's kind of an act of free will.
You know, I exhausted every ounce of will I had...
and I still couldn't stop myself.
- Did you fall in love? - No, I love Tina.
- Tina's the only one I'm in love with. - But you're sitting on Candy's face?
I'm not. I told you, I ended it as soon as I could.
As soon as you could? What are you, like, a sex addict now?
No, I'm not a sex addict. Jesus, Alice.
I think calling sex an addiction is an excuse for bad behaviour...
and I know that I behaved badly, but I'll take responsibility for it.
- No, you behaved really badly. - I know that it sounds like an excuse...
but the fact is she disappeared on me.
She was depressed and completely wrapped up in herself.
I tried to talk to her about it, but she completely shut me out.
- For how long? - Two or three months.
Out of seven years? I think you could've waited.
She abandoned me as much as I abandoned her. We both did it.
Yeah, but only one of you was having an orgasm.
Fuck you, Alice.
Just be out of the house.
Ivan, it's me.
I'm a little early.
In fact, I'm a lot early.
I wanted to talk to you about something that I'm very nervous about...
because you've been so generous.
Ivan.
Ivan, I am so sorry. Look, I didn't see anything.
- Kit... - I'll wait for you in the other room.
Kit, I think you should go.
Ivan, I will wait until you get dressed, okay?
I really need to talk to you, because this thing that happened...
Kit! Listen, okay? I want you to leave.
Do you understand? Go.
Fuck!
So you were saying... ?
Well, I was saying it's obvious there's something going on between us.
- What do you think it is? - I don't know.
Do you have any ideas?
Maybe. I don't know.
Maybe we're attracted to each other.
Yeah, maybe. Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
Maybe if we admit that we're attracted to each other...
You know, sometimes admitting a taboo takes the power out of it.
I admit it. I'm attracted to you.
- How long have you been? - I don't know.
I never realized it before.
Okay, go on. It's your turn.
I admit I'm attracted to you.
What does it mean?
Well, it doesn't have to mean anything.
I mean, being attracted to someone is no big deal.
- It's just an attraction. - Right.
We just... we have to agree not to act on it.
Okay, how do we do that?
Well, we just took the first step. We took the power out of it.
I think we need to take the second step.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Okay.
- We need to counteract it. - All right.
We just need to avoid all situations
where we find each other attractive.
We need, like, rules of un-attraction.
Okay, like never be alone together...
in places like the bathroom at the Planet.
Right. Never be alone together.
Especially never be alone together...
in places where there's, like, a bed or a couch.
Right, or a table.
- Or a floor. - Yeah.
- Or the back seat of a car. - That'd be good. That wouldn't be good.
Okay, you need to stop showing up at the Planet
after you've worked out...
when you're all sweaty and your veins are popping all over the place.
You like that? Tonya hates that.
- You can't wear those shirts anymore. - What shirts?
You know, the ones where...
they cling to you in some places and fall off you in others.
- Fuck you. - Okay, that's totally against the rules.
- Come on, Al. - Wait!
Come on, Al. Catch up, Al. Come on, Al.
- Where am I going? - Wait.
Tim.
Thanks.
I'd like to keep this one.
I don't want the memory of us to evanesce.
Let's not evanesce.
I needed to see you.
You don't wanna give me anything I need. Okay, that's fair.
Nothing's fair, Bette. You broke everything that meant anything to me.
- Let me fix it. - No.
- I won't accept that. - Too bad.
Look, I overestimated myself, all right?
Supporting us both financially, and then...
And then when we lost the baby, I thought that...
I had to take on the whole burden.
I thought that I had to absorb your pain and ignore my own.
Well, I hope you had fun blowing off some steam with the carpenter.
Tina!
Hey.
- Hi. - How are you doing?
To tell you the truth, not too good.
Yeah.
Look, I'm sorry.
Don't be sorry, you know. Tell me what's going on.
I wanted to have a good time tonight. I didn't think I'd see you.
Okay, but here I am.
You don't think you could've changed your plan a little?
I don't have a plan. That's the point.
Okay.
Jen.
- Come on. - No.
I don't... This seems wrong.
I don't think this is the way we should...
it's not the way...
- That feel good? - Yeah.
What are you doing?
I'm gonna go.
I don't wanna wait until morning.
Tim.
Please.
Don't leave.
Fuck! Fuck!
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