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CONTAINS NUDITY, SIMULATED SEX,
AND POTENTIALLY OFFENSIVE MATERIAL.
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IF DEPICTIONS OF THE HUMAN BODY
OR INTIMACY MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE,
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YOU SHOULD STOP WATCHING.
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PRODUCED BY
AMAZON MGM STUDIOS
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Once upon a time there wasan intrepid young maiden
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with shining hair and great courage.
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Her beauty was renownedin every corner of the realm
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and through her veinsran an insatiable spirit of adventure.
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So the young womanspent her days in the countryside,
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galloping on the back of her noble steed
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until a handsome stranger
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suddenly appearedto disturb her tranquility.
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Who are you?
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How dare you disturb my tranquility?
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Never fear,
I'm only looking for water for my nag
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-and revenge.
-Revenge?
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-Who--
-Don't you know me?
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My name is Diego de la Cock.
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You fucked my father.
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Prepare to moan.
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THE SUBMISSIVE DAMSEL
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For fuck's sake!
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-More.
-More.
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You're so good!
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Now…
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The kids.
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Stop.
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Oh! Baby.
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-Did you like it?
-Yeah.
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So nice.
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Mariano.
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-We need a deep fryer.
-What?
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-This again?
-As often as necessary.
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Since you don't have to fry croquettes
in the pan the bank gave us for free…
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What are you saying, Mousey?
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You make delicious croquettes.
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Flattery is cheap.
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I'll tell you one thing.
They're on sale at the supermarket.
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-Get over there.
-What?
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Get over there. It's too hot.
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Good morning from Radio Valladolid.
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It's 8:40, 7:40 in the Canary Islands.
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Today, March 17, we celebrate St. Patrick,patron saint of good luck.
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This paso doble is dedicatedto all the Patricks.
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And to you, Nines Gallego,about to get your deep fryer.
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Good work!
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We look forward to samplingyour sanjacobos.
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Careful, don't burn yourselfwith that instant coffee.
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Another marvelous day begins.
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The sun is shining, it's a wonderfultemperature for spring and…
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One moment.
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What the hell?
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Mom, I don't like these Krispies.
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They're what we have.
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Mom!
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No, don't "Mom" me.
Stop that, it's for little girls.
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Teresa, aren't you coming?
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-I don't know.
-I'm not letting you in the bathroom.
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-We talked about it the other day.
-I'm peeing myself!
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Come on. Please. Tell me the dates.
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-Death in Venice, 1953.
-No.
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-You're confusing it with Roman Holiday.
-Look at the time.
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I'm peeing myself, please!
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-I don't know the date! I'm peeing!
-Come on, say the date.
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Okay, enough!
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1975?
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Okay, go ahead.
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Damn, what a temper.
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No, but close. 1973.
By the way, you look pretty today.
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-Bye.
-Yeah, so pretty.
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-Mariano!
-Yes?
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Remember the fryer
when you leave the video store.
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-Yes, yes.
-The sale ends today.
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Okay. Andrés!
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I love you, Mousey. Bye!
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Teresa! Less than ten minutes!
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BIG MEN
ON CAMPUS!
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Jesus!
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Well, Nines? Anything else, honey?
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No, Paca. The salami will do.
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Here you go, a nice package.
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Pedro.
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Great. Say hi to your wife, okay?
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FRYER
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By the sign of the Holy Cross, deliver us
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from our enemies, Lord, our God.
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In the name of the Father, the Son…
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Hello.
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Yes, that's me.
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Holy Spirit, reclaim our heart…
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What?
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They did a number on you, Mariano.
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Jesus, make me worthy
of the Kingdom of Heaven.
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Glory to the Father, the Son
and the Holy Spirit.
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He throws us out without saying anything?
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Before we leave, I'll remind you that,
to mark the Feast of St. Joseph,
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our parishioners Lupe and Gloria
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invite you to one of their
delicious donuts at the exit.
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Nothing, he's said nothing.
Is that possible?
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-Would you just wait?
-And dedicate
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one last prayer for the health
of our neighbor Mariano,
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who, as your know, was in
a terrible accident last Tuesday.
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-There you go.
-May the Lord grant
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strength to his family
to bear such a heavy cross.
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And bless his wife
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with the courage needed to rectify
her daughter's lewdness.
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Slut!
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All repeat with me.
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-Slut!
-Slut!
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-Slut!
-Slut!
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-Slut!
-Slut!
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Mom?
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Thank you.
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-My God.
-Yeah.
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Not going to ask me how I'm doing?
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I already know how you're doing. Come on.
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His abdomen is messed up.
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Of course, they can't do anything
until he improves.
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-All that's left is to wait.
-Take it easy.
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You'll see he'll be
pestering you again in no time.
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And you're not alone. You hear me? Okay?
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You know what would do you good?
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-Crying for a little while.
-Oh, sure, crying.
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-Well, yes.
-As if I have the time.
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Girl, look at you.
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-Are you sleeping?
-Well, how can I sleep?
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With such a big burden.
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Want some candy?
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-You have some?
-Man!
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Of course. Look.
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And when you run out,
tell me and I'll give you more.
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You shouldn't want for anything.
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What do you think of the nephew?
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He's from Barcelona.
Here to help with the butcher shop.
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He could hit it.
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-But he's a kid.
-Well, I asked the kid for mortadella--
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-Hey, Encarni, for God's sake.
-What?
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-Darling. What a hassle.
-Yeah.
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-I'm so sorry.
-Sure, dear.
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No, I'm not going to kiss you, I'm sick.
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How is he?
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-Not so good.
-Oh, girl, that's too bad.
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Run over like a dog.
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We're praying for him a lot.
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Yes, well, pray. He needs it.
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Take care of yourself. And eat.
Don't go doing anything foolish.
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-Give her a donut.
-Yeah?
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Okay. No, not you.
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-No, really. I couldn't--
-Leave it. She doesn't want one.
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-I do.
-Sorry, just a moment.
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Such a hurry.
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-I know.
-Angelines, you look lovely.
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-I know.
-I'm so sorry.
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-So, what do you know?
-Nothing.
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He made it through the first nights,
which is important.
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-Yeah.
-Waiting.
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I know this isn't a good time,
but I need to talk to you.
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-Of course. Go ahead.
-Yeah?
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Okay. Nines, I need the money.
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The money. Yes, of course.
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What money?
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-The rent, Angelines.
-For the video store?
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Okay, look… Let's see.
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It's been six months. I told Mariano
actively and passively.
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I don't want to, but if you don't pay me,
I'll have to close your shop.
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Hold on. In other words,
Mariano hasn't paid you in six months?
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-Six months.
-How can that be?
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That's what I'm saying!
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Nines, I'm not stingy. You know that.
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-I've never been that way. Money…
-Yes.
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But, damn, I'm broke too.
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Of course. Say no more, please.
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I don't know what could've happened.
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Just Mariano, with that head of his…
I don't know.
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Well, it doesn't matter. Don't worry.
I'll bring it to the bar in the morning.
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Thank you, Nines.
You're a great woman, really. Thank you.
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And tell me if you need anything.
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-If you or the kids need anything…
-Yes.
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-Whatever you need.
-Okay.
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And Mariano too, I mean.
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I hope he gets well.
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-I…
-Thank you.
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Thank you, Nines.
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MOVIES VIDEO STORE RENTAL VHS
DOROTHY - DOROTHY VIDEO STORE
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-What's Pet Sematary?
-A great movie.
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In the middle of the movie,
Gage gets hit by a truck
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while his dad is playing with a kite.
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A legendary horror movie scene.
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CLASSICS
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-You haven't seen it? Should I play it?
-Sure, I'm up for that now.
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Cheer up, I'm sure he'll recover.
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I thought people only
went into comas in the movies.
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-Which bus was it?
-I don't know. The 17, I think.
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What bad luck. The one time it comes…
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Know anything about the Wicked Witch?
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Who, Nines? Don't call her that.
Her husband just got run over.
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You gave her the nickname, Chon.
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I know nothing. I didn't want bother her,
especially with the situation she's in.
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Crap.
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-Hi.
-Hi. Can we help you?
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It's Nines, damn it.
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-Hi.
-Hi, Nines. How are you?
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How are you? I'm Chon. We've never--
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No, I already know who you are.
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-Put out the cigarette. No smoking here.
-Oh, no? Okay.
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So, how's Mariano?
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Mariano's fine.
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As good as one can be in a coma.
Now that's cleared up,
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why hasn't the rent been paid here?
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-What?
-I've never owed anyone a penny.
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Nazario came and embarrassed me at Mass.
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-It's your responsibility, isn't it?
-Well, it's his.
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Shut up, Agu.
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Ma'am, the business isn't going well.
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-Who's this guy?
-No one. That's Agu.
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He comes here because
he has nothing better to do.
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Let me get this straight.
What do you mean not going well?
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What is it? A rough patch?
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Mariano didn't tell you
so as not to worry you,
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but, since they opened Videomaster,
people have stopped coming.
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We can't get our heads above water.
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-My friend hasn't been paid in months.
-Shut the fuck up, Agu. Don't speak.
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-She asked me.
-Have you not been paid either?
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Holy Mother of God, who else does he owe?
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-The accounting ledger. Now.
-Of course. Right away.
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Oh, God.
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It was…
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Agu, why don't you get it for her?
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-It's in the office.
-Right.
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Accounting ledger, coming right up.
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I'll be right back.
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The ledger.
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Where would Agu be
if he were an accounting ledger?
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On the shelf?
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No.
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Let's see…
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Fuck, again, man?
You know you can't do that here.
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You pay 200 pesetas and you can
jerk it in your own damn house.
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Here it's free.
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No it's not. On top of being a pig,
you're a freeloader. Fuck off, man.
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Get out, damn it.
The filthiest pig in Valladolid, man.
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God bless.
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ADULT MOVIES
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Can I ask what just happened?
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Nothing. The poor kid was in here,
giving himself a little--
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"Poor kid" nothing!
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No wankers in here.
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No! And no degenerates either.
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If he comes back, call the police.
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The police. Listen to me,
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if it weren't for the degenerates,
we would've closed up shop by now.
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-Okay. The accounting ledger.
-Yes.
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Chon's salary… One, two and three.
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-Nazario's rent.
-Okay. Let's see, look.
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Here's almost 100,000 to distributors.
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-Administrative expenses, social security.
-Yes, yes.
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-Amortization of fixed assets.
-So how much is this?
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Three million pesetas!
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-Three million! What were you thinking?
-Ma'am, please. Be careful.
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Twenty copies of Liar Liar!
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The Bridges of Madison County.Big Business? Twenty!
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Please, this is food for our children!
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-Let go of me! I'll kill you, I swear!
-Please, ma'am.
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-Ma'am! Enough!
-Let go of me!
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He's my husband! I can do whatever I want!
He's my husband!
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-This is a hospital.
-I'm sorry. She's all wound up.
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She's his wife. I'm leaving.
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00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:55,920
Nines! I heard about Mariano. What--
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-How could you?
-Would you calm down?
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-Me calm down? Calm is for rich people!
-Hey!
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-What happened?
-Oh, what happened?
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-You ruined our lives. It was you.
-What are you saying?
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Sleazy manager. You had dinner in my home.
274
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How many times, Damián, have you
looked me in the eye and said nothing?
275
00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:18,600
Mariano asked me not to, Nines.
I tried to help him.
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That video store is a bottomless pit.
It hasn't turned a profit in years.
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Sorry, I got hungry.
Act like I'm not here.
278
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:30,840
And what is with all of you
and sex? Please!
279
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We're all a little on edge.
280
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:36,320
-Why don't we sit down--
-No. What do I do?
281
00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:38,880
-I'll ask for a loan.
-It's already been denied.
282
00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:42,280
-I'll mortgage my house.
-He did that too.
283
00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:44,720
-My house?
-Yes.
284
00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:48,280
-My…
-Damn, I know you.
285
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:51,400
You're my neighbor, on the second floor,
the one who looks at me.
286
00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:56,480
Listen to me, Nines. I already told
Mariano that the movie thing
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is lovely, but there's no money in it.
288
00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:02,800
And then you've also got competition.
It's just…
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00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:03,880
Videomaster.
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00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:06,480
Wow. You ladies are clear on that.
291
00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:07,760
That place is the biggest.
292
00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:10,560
Americans know a little bit
about making money.
293
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:13,280
Nines, what do you think you'll do?
294
00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:20,560
Well, for starters, I'm taking this.
295
00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:23,040
-The deep fryer?
-Yes.
296
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,960
-No, Nines, don't fuck around.
-Yes.
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00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:27,760
-Please.
-Yeah, the fryer. You owe it to him.
298
00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:29,480
-Girl!
-I'm coming!
299
00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:33,480
Oh, Encarni, I'm glad I caught you.
300
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,520
Could you pick up my son from catechism?
301
00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:42,520
Yes. Girl, it's just…
302
00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:44,680
I've had a day that…
303
00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:47,200
It turns out that Mariano…
304
00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:49,280
Encarni?
305
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,000
Hello?
306
00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:59,200
-Give me 25 pesetas.
-No way, I don't have it.
307
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:00,600
I left my wallet behind.
308
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:05,960
Ma'am, if you don't mind,
I'm gonna go manage the video store.
309
00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:08,440
So…
310
00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:13,840
Give me the ledger?
311
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:18,440
Thanks.
312
00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:22,120
-Girl!
-Yes?
313
00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:27,200
Now the Wicked Witch is running the show.
314
00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:41,960
So get rid of those Christmas lights.
It's March, for heaven's sake.
315
00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:49,400
Awesome. Awesome.
And the robot is wonderful.
316
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:05,560
Well, well…
317
00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:08,400
Nines Gallego, welcome to Videomaster.
318
00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:13,120
Are you here to look for a movie,
or to congratulate the competition?
319
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:15,680
No, I was…
320
00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:19,400
-Oh, just poking around a little.
-Sure.
321
00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:21,920
And where's Mariano?
322
00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:28,520
He's very busy.
323
00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:32,080
Not with work, right?
324
00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:33,920
Around here they're saying
325
00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:37,320
the Dorothy has seen better days.
326
00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:41,240
-Well, it's streaky.
-Streaky.
327
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:44,960
Mariano's just careless. I told him so.
328
00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:48,920
"Franchise, Mariano, like I do," but no.
329
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:52,520
He's just so stubborn.
330
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:55,680
What can I tell you
that you don't already know.
331
00:22:57,160 --> 00:22:59,200
I won't keep you any longer since you look
332
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:02,240
tired.
333
00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:05,400
Irene, honey. Come here.
334
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:10,560
Why don't you let Nines try our popcorn?
335
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:11,840
On the house.
336
00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:13,960
It's gourmet.
337
00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:16,360
Nice.
338
00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:23,960
Hi, excuse me. I was looking
for something hot for tonight.
339
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:27,120
Hot? We have Volcano.
340
00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:30,440
Volcano? No, no… let's see.
341
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:31,960
-Hotter.
-Oh.
342
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:35,360
I'm sorry, we don't have
those kinds of movies.
343
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:39,440
"Those kinds of movies," she says.
344
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:21,320
How could I have been so naive?
345
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:27,680
-This is a country of perverts!
-That's one way to look at it.
346
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:29,600
Asunción, we were wrong.
347
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:33,800
We shouldn't throw out the dirty movies.
We should embrace them.
348
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:35,600
That's it, she's lost her mind.
349
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:38,920
Did you know that Spaniards
are the biggest perverts in Europe?
350
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:42,880
It's not me saying that.
They said that on television.
351
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:46,560
Men will jerk off toanything they can get!
352
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:48,840
Even the girls on Telecupón.
353
00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:54,120
I have not gone to college,but in a country of 40 million Spaniards,
354
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:57,800
half are men.That's a whole lot of perverts.
355
00:24:57,880 --> 00:25:00,280
And hey, perverts with money!
356
00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:03,720
Ten million Spaniards
357
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:07,680
looking for something to jerk it to,week after week.
358
00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:11,720
They never get enough.
359
00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:13,800
This is a country of sin.
360
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:16,160
I swear I've tried to stop it.
361
00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:20,480
But if that's not possible,I might as well get on board.
362
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:28,800
-Ma'am, what the hell do you mean?
-Mariano couldn't see it.
363
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:32,000
We need this place to be full of people.
364
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:35,960
Filled with lots of people.
We need to expand the business
365
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:38,160
and give them what no one else gives them.
366
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:42,120
And it turns out we have something
that Videomaster doesn't.
367
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:43,640
Right. Scruples.
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00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:46,640
{\an8}And this.
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{\an8}THE SUBMISSIVE DAMSEL
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