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How did you get this number?
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- That's not important.
- It's important to me.
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Charlie, this is the first of several calls
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and its only purpose is to demonstrate
my credibility as a source.
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How about you tell me your name?
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Call me Deep Throat.
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I'm not calling you Deep Throat.
That's a sacred pseudonym.
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And by the way, Deep Throat gave
Woodward his name on the first call.
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He said, "Hi, this is Mark Felt.
I'm the Deputy Director of the FBI
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"and I want to talk to you about
this story you're writing."
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- So who is this?
- I don't care what you call me.
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Call me Late for Dinner.
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I'm not calling to give you a tip.
I'm simply establishing my credibility.
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But you're not establishing your credibility.
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- I'm about to.
- Go ahead.
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In roughly 90 minutes,
you're going to get an email
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from the White House
telling you to get to work.
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- I am?
- That's it.
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Should I be telling people to get to work now?
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- And do what?
- You tell me.
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If I could, I would have already.
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I'm not trying to play a game.
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I have 7:30.
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At 9:00 Eastern, you're going to get an email
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from White House Press Secretary Jay Carney
telling you to get to work.
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And when that happens,
you'll know that I was for real.
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- Is anyone in danger?
- No.
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If someone's in danger
and you're not telling...
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No one's in danger, Charlie.
This isn't a scary call.
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I'm just establishing my credibility.
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Why? Why do you need me
to believe you're credible?
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Hello?
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- What was that?
- I don't know.
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You should probably say a few words.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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- What do I say?
- What do you want to say?
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"Please get out of my home"?
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Everyone, Will wants to say a few words.
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I really don't. But here you all are
in my apartment, socializing.
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Coworkers, friends, family...
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In my apartment
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- just like in my nightmares.
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This is a party to celebrate
the one year and one week anniversary
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of what we used to call News Night 2.0.
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- Remember that?
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And I think we're up to about
News Night 174.0,
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but I'm confident we're gonna
get it right one of these days.
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So have a good time at the party.
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And please, please know,
from the bottom of my heart,
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that I'm not gonna think it's rude
if you leave early.
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- Good?
- Goose bumps.
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Resume being here.
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Okay, this is an Australian actress.
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- Nicole Kidman.
- No, she was in Spider-Man.
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Time. Let me see. It's Christian Bale.
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English, Batman and a man.
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Who am I thinking of?
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- Up chickens.
- Down chickens.
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- It's not there.
- Not there.
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Just to be clear for you youngsters,
this isn't recreational. It's medicinal.
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When I was a junior in high school,
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I was already throwing
a 74-mile-an-hour fastball,
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which puts a lot of stress on your landing leg.
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Also have epicondylitis in my elbow
due to my mess-you-up breaking ball.
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You know, if you just want to bake,
that's okay with me.
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You don't need to go to WebMD
to come up with symptoms.
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I don't want to bake.
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I'm telling you I was an
awesome high school athlete,
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but it's left me in constant physical pain
in my knee and elbow.
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And experts say that
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medical marijuana relieves
the pain and inflammation
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with fewer side effects than
prescription pain killers.
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- Which experts?
- The ones on WebMD.
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Anyway, thank you and thank your friend
in LA for getting this for me.
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No problem. He said they're pretty strong.
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So you should just break off
a quarter and eat that.
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And when this guy says they're strong,
they're strong.
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I ate two.
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Okay. Well, enjoy yourself
and we'll see you in 12 to 14 hours.
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It's fine. I have incredibly high tolerance.
That's why I can't feel the Vicodin.
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You took Vicodin and then ate two cookies?
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- Mmm-hmm.
- He's fine. You're fine.
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Just stay away from anything dangerous.
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Electricity. You know, outside.
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I'm fine. I don't feel it at all.
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- You will.
- We'll see.
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My body has the physical tolerance of 10 men.
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Doctors have called me a medical marvel.
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Yeah, I'd just lie down.
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But if you want to see a real marvel,
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Kaylee is going to play Jim at Guitar Hero
and Kaylee is gonna be blindfolded.
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- You should come watch.
- I will.
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Look at this. It's from Mike Tapley.
"I'm available. Call me."
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That's how you ask someone out?
"I'm available. Call me"?
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What time do you have?
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8:25.
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Boo, I just buzzed.
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Can you check my phone?
It's in my back pocket.
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It might be Jim's mom begging me to stop.
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I can play an actual guitar.
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All you have to do is declare my supremacy
and I'll stop.
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- It's your incoming Twitter feeds.
- Oh, read them to me.
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And someone tell me
if Jim's holding back tears.
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Someone named Monster
has a link to some epic photographs.
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Steve Martin says, "I like my antiques new."
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And The Rock's tweeting,
"Just got word that will shock the world.
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"Land of the free, home of the brave.
Damn proud to be an American."
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I guess Fast Five just won the weekend.
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No, that means he's coming back.
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The Rock is coming back to lay
the smack down on Triple H.
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Stop playing. You lost like ten minutes ago.
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Hey.
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Somebody said you were in here
working on a Sunday night during a party
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and I had no trouble believing it.
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I was just securing the video overnights.
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It's okay.
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It's weird how the video overnights
look so much like the Mets-Phillies game.
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- Isn't it?
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- It's Lisa. You should take it.
- It's okay.
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She's supposed to be here.
Maybe something happened.
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I'm sure she's just blowing up her hair.
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- Blowing out her hair?
- Is that what it is?
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Yeah. Take the call.
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I think she's gone.
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- Hi, Lis'.
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Hey, did I call the wrong computer?
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No, your man is right here.
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- He was just watching some porn.
- Nope.
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- Where are you?
- Five minutes away. I'm walking.
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I've got FaceTime on my phone.
Can you see me?
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You should be looking in front of you
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while you're walking or you're gonna...
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- What? I'm sorry.
- Christ! What the...
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- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
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- Okay, have a good night.
- You okay?
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Yeah, I walked into a pedestrian
who also has FaceTime on his phone.
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Please don't cross any streets.
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I was gonna call you
and then I saw you were online.
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- Aren't I coming to a party?
- Absolutely.
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- I just needed to do some work.
- Watch some porn.
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- Mets-Phillies?
- Only to check the score.
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Hey, check it out.
I've got a new expression I want to try.
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You ready?"It's a gas."
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- I like it.
- Try it.
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- It's a gas.
- Nope. Terrible.
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You can't do it. I'm almost there.
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- It'll be a gas.
- Seriously, no.
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- All right.
- All right, I'll be there in a minute.
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I love you.
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And I do, too.
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Yeah, maybe if you
stare at that piece of paper long enough,
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the time will reverse itself
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and the last ten seconds
will be erased from the universe.
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All right, first of all, can we agree that
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sometimes being this connected
by technology does more harm...
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"I love you" and "I do, too"?
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Here's what happened.
Lisa told me she loved me last night.
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- She did?
- Yes.
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- She does that too early.
- I completely agree.
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Save your agreement,
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'cause I don't think
we're on the same side on this one.
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How do you feel about that?
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Her? How do you feel about her?
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- I don't feel the same way.
- You don't?
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I like her. She's really nice
and really funny and incredibly sexy.
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Really very sexywith the sexiness that...
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- I get it.
- And I like the new expression.
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- It's a gas.
- Don't even.
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- But I don't love her.
- You don't?
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No.
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So what did you say
when she said, "I love you?"
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- I said, "I love you, too."
- Of course you did.
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- Anything else seemed rude.
- And then you just told her again.
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No, what I said was, "And I do, too."
Which means that I love me.
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And I do.
I look in the mirror and I like what I see.
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And I've been on a journey of self-discovery
to answer the question who is Jim Harper...
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- Shut up.
- Okay.
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You can't keep telling her
you love her if you don't.
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Which is why, frankly,
I would have preferred not to take the call.
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You think blaming me
is gonna be a winning strategy?
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- No.
- What are you gonna do now?
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Well, obviously I have to leave the country.
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- You have to break up with her.
- Why?
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You can't have a relationship
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where one person's here
and the other person's there.
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Really? Where's Don?
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Don's on a plane back from D.C.
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And was that a dig wrapped in a metaphor?
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- No.
- I think it was a dig wrapped in a metaphor.
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- I have to break up with her?
- Yes.
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You don't think that's gonna come
as a surprise after I told her I loved her?
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I do, yes. I think it'll be a surprise.
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I'll write her a nice letter.
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- No.
- Everybody likes getting mail.
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You're not overseas fighting World War I.
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You have to do it in person
and you have to do it tonight.
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- In the middle of a party?
- No.
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When she gets here,
you'll tell her you'd like to take a walk.
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- Hang on.
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- And she's not that sexy.
- Yes, she is.
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Just because of her sweet face?
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Yeah, that's it.
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- I think...
- It's from Mike Tapley.
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"I'm available. Call me."
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Why would Tapley want me to call him?
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I mean, I get that she has physical attributes
that are prized by
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- the superficial male.
- Hey. Tapley?
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Our own National Security analyst.
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Stay here and look around
and find out what he's talking about.
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- Where do I start?
- Start by emailing him back
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and asking, "What are you talking about?"
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Do not take a tone with me, American Gigolo.
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I wasn't...
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- Hey, listen.
- Sing more.
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No, I just got a strange email
from Mike Tapley.
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- So did I.
- It said, "I'm available. Call me."
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Why is he hitting on both of us?
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He's not hitting on either one of you.
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He's saying he's available to go on the air.
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- For what?
- When?
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- Now.
- What are you talking about?
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Wait for it.
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- "Get to work."
- Who's it from?
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The White House. What does yours say?
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"POTUS to address the country at 10:30 EST
on matter of national security."
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Hang on.
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- It's Kaylee, right?
- What's wrong?
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The Rock, he has a cousin
who's a Navy SEAL?
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- Yeah.
- And tell me what his tweet said.
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Um...
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"Just got word that will shock the world.
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"Land of the free, home of the brave.
Damn proud to be an American."
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- He's coming back to avenge Triple H.
- No, he's not.
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Everybody, quiet down.
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Will, turn off the music.
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Turn it off.
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Martin, throw me the remote.
It's right next to you.
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Fine.
239
00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:52,109
Martin, throw me the remote.
It's right next to you.
240
00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:58,029
The President's speaking
in 90 minutes on a matter of national security.
241
00:12:58,120 --> 00:12:59,520
That's all we know right now.
242
00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:03,829
30 minutes from now,
I want to know a lot more than that.
243
00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:06,389
Four people to a cab. Let's go.
244
00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:08,109
What do you think it is?
245
00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:09,793
It could be Qaddafi.
It could be Iran.
246
00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:11,280
They could have fired on a ship in the Gulf.
247
00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:13,113
Jimmy Carter just got back from North Korea.
248
00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:15,351
He could have learned something.
We could be under attack.
249
00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:17,551
But what do you think it is?
250
00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:20,557
I think we got bin Laden.
251
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,956
- How many people does your lift hold?
- What?
252
00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:25,554
Your elevator, how many people can it hold?
253
00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:27,313
- Six.
- Call down to the doorman.
254
00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:29,232
- Just up and down, no stops.
- Yeah. Lonny!
255
00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:32,279
I'm bringing the car around.
Look, you stand in the lobby.
256
00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:34,113
- Do not go out on the sidewalk.
- Yeah.
257
00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:36,715
Guys, get Lonny in the elevator.
258
00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:39,074
- Right.
- What is going on?
259
00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:41,277
There's breaking news
and we don't know what it is,
260
00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:42,999
but the President's gonna go on TV at 10:30.
261
00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:44,594
- You don't know what it is?
- No.
262
00:13:44,680 --> 00:13:46,194
Can I come watch? I'll sit in the corner.
263
00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:48,192
Sure. Yeah.
But once you're there, you can't leave
264
00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:49,555
and you can't communicate with anyone.
265
00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:51,273
Okay. What do you think is going on?
266
00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:55,639
We don't know. But I have to be honest,
it can only be very good or very bad.
267
00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:01,680
It's almost, I don't know. It's almost...
268
00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:03,080
- Like she's trying too hard.
- Yeah.
269
00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:05,914
Like she's trying too hard
to show you everything's fine.
270
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,878
It's almost like that.
It's right near being like that.
271
00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:09,360
What are you guys talking about?
272
00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:11,113
- Don thinks that Maggie's...
- Too loud.
273
00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:12,316
...trying too hard to create the appearance
274
00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:13,436
that she's happy in their relationship.
275
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:14,510
Full plane. Man sitting right here.
276
00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:16,193
You've yammered about
your love life for two weeks...
277
00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:18,317
- Wow. Bizarrely loud.
- Last night at the Correspondents' Dinner.
278
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:19,629
I'm a financial news reporter
279
00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:21,393
and the Secretary of the Treasury
turned around and said,
280
00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:23,153
"When's he gonna shut up about Maggie?"
281
00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:24,640
That was really embarrassing for me
282
00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:26,871
and it came right after
I accidentally set him on fire.
283
00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:28,314
Hey, don't turn on your phones yet.
284
00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:30,357
- We haven't touched the ground.
- I turn mine on at 500 feet.
285
00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:32,272
I turn mine on when I see
someone else turn theirs on.
286
00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:33,635
It messes with the navigation.
287
00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:35,074
The runway is right in front of him.
288
00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:38,278
Do you use your car's navigation system
to get from your driveway to your garage?
289
00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:41,956
I don't have a driveway, a garage, or a car,
but why don't we assume the pilot knows...
290
00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:44,032
Hey, sir, can you take his phone away?
291
00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:46,112
He's endangering your life
and the lives of the other passengers.
292
00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:49,910
I'm not. I'm not.
She set the Treasury Secretary on fire.
293
00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:52,593
- It's true.
- Why?
294
00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:55,277
Just to show the other cabinet secretaries
that I could.
295
00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:01,632
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to New York's LaGuardia Airport
296
00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:04,758
where the current time is
seven minutes past 9:00.
297
00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:06,360
- We ask that you...
- You okay now?
298
00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:08,238
Or are you worried he can't
find the airport from here?
299
00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:09,549
I'm all about safety.
300
00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:13,759
Yeah, I'm sure if we went to the burn unit,
Timothy Geithner would say that... Damn it.
301
00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:15,593
My phone was on the whole time.
It's out of juice.
302
00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:17,239
Could you guys scroll through your messages
303
00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:18,595
and see if there's anything I need to know?
304
00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:22,674
It's my daughter. "Daddy,
are you the smartest man in the world?"
305
00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:23,830
- Yes.
- Scroll.
306
00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:26,919
"Miss Sabbith, a lady always
buttons her top button.
307
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,560
"If you buttoned your collar on television,
you would be a lady.
308
00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:32,838
"If you spilled water all over your front,
I would like that, too."
309
00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:35,710
It's a fan.
310
00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:37,917
- Scroll, scroll.
- Shit.
311
00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:40,430
Jesus.
312
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:42,997
Hey, do you have this?
313
00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:47,276
Excuse me, would you mind
just switching seats with that woman?
314
00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:49,079
- We're almost at the gate.
- I know it sounds crazy,
315
00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:50,799
but would you do it for me?
316
00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:52,110
Well, can I get your number?
317
00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:53,634
- No.
- Sure. I will give you her number.
318
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:54,870
Come on.
If you'd just give me a chance...
319
00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:56,076
How old are you?
320
00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:59,198
- I'm old enough.
- I will give you a chance.
321
00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:03,354
Your first test is will you switch seats
without asking for anything in return?
322
00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:05,551
- Yes.
- Excuse me.
323
00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:07,951
You have to stay seated
until we're at the gate.
324
00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:09,440
- Points for trying?
- Throw me your phone.
325
00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:11,352
- You think they're still at the party?
- Not anymore.
326
00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:12,840
Guys, wait till we're off the plane.
327
00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:13,956
There's just too much we don't know
328
00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:15,872
and too many words
we don't want to say out loud.
329
00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:17,633
- What's going on?
- See?
330
00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:19,518
No, I mean the plane's stopping.
331
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:22,160
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is the captain.
332
00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:24,630
Well, no good deed goes unpunished.
333
00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:25,915
We arrived ten minutes early
334
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,071
and ground traffic control
doesn't have a gate for us.
335
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:29,355
No, no, no.
336
00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:31,796
It'll be just a few minutes
and then we'll have you on your way.
337
00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:33,712
All right, you guys
mind switching seats now?
338
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,917
Hey, remember, I've already proven myself
with the first test.
339
00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:37,720
Excuse me.
340
00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:39,757
- You have to stay seated.
- But we're stopped.
341
00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:42,155
We're still on the taxiway.
342
00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:45,392
You have to stay seated
until the captain turns off the seat belt sign.
343
00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:47,039
Ma'am, this is a bit of an emergency.
344
00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:49,760
Sir, FAA rules require
passengers to stay seated...
345
00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:51,559
- Sure.
- ...with their seat belts fastened
346
00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:53,393
until we're safely at the gate and the captain...
347
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,392
- Got it.
- ...has turned off the seat belt sign.
348
00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:56,960
It's not just for your safety.
349
00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:58,679
You could fall into
one of the other passengers.
350
00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:00,353
- Understood, ma'am.
- Please don't make me tell you again.
351
00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:03,797
If I can just say this, we're stopped. Right?
352
00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:05,678
And the pilot just said that
it would be a few minutes.
353
00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:09,276
Now, if the plane does start moving
while my colleague and...
354
00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:11,397
- Lester.
- ...Lester are changing seats,
355
00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:13,039
it'll be going two miles an hour.
356
00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:16,318
Up there, you let us stand and move around
and we were going like 550.
357
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:21,680
So I thought maybe we could apply logic
and see where that took us.
358
00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:23,877
Insulting me is not gonna help you out much.
359
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:26,520
- I wasn't insulting you.
- I can't get anybody to answer their phone.
360
00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:27,670
You're calling people who are on the subway.
361
00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:28,830
Call people who are in taxis.
362
00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:30,274
You have to let us off this plane.
363
00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:32,432
I'm not letting you unbuckle your seat belt.
364
00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:34,079
You think I'm letting you off the plane?
365
00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:37,312
If you knew what we know, which is nothing,
366
00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:40,357
you'd be behind us and they'd be behind us
367
00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:41,954
and I think later on tonight
you're gonna be saying,
368
00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:43,992
"I wish I'd been more cooperative
with that passenger."
369
00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:46,318
I think later on tonight
you're gonna be saying,
370
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,915
"These handcuffs hurt my wrists."
371
00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:51,716
All right, she's not easy.
I need information now.
372
00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:53,479
If they knew more, they'd be telling us, right?
373
00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:55,916
We'll keep calling the desk,
but I think we're just gonna have to wait.
374
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:59,072
Waiting, patience...
Words like that, always my last option.
375
00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:01,072
Borrow somebody's phone and start dialing.
376
00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:04,589
Lester.
377
00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:07,673
Andy, listen, most of my staff are kids.
378
00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:10,036
Five years ago, half of them
were editing their college newspapers.
379
00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:11,076
Will, we can't...
380
00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:12,196
You just got to give me a little guidance.
381
00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:14,312
We think it's bin Laden.
If we're wrong, just wave me off.
382
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:15,629
I can't do any waving.
383
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:18,360
All right, we're gonna do a Carl Bernstein
from All the President's Men.
384
00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:21,399
I'm gonna say, "It's bin Laden"
and I'm gonna count to ten.
385
00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:23,597
If you don't say anything,
that's what we're pursuing.
386
00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:27,276
Ready? One...
387
00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:28,999
Two...
388
00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:32,511
Wait a second.
That's where they fucked up in the movie.
389
00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:33,875
- I've got to go, man.
- Are you gonna...
390
00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:35,792
The guy misunderstood the directions.
391
00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:37,360
Andy?
392
00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:41,555
We're not moving.
393
00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:43,718
- There's construction.
- On a Sunday night?
394
00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:46,116
They do it on Sunday night
so they don't inconvenience people.
395
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:48,635
This is gonna be a great city
once they finish building it.
396
00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:50,234
Just sit tight.
397
00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:52,274
What are we, 22 blocks away?
398
00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:53,959
I'm gonna get you there.
399
00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:57,314
I'm gonna run.
400
00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:59,198
- No, you're not.
- I can run fast.
401
00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:00,920
You can't get out of the car without me.
402
00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:06,834
I see you thinking about it.
403
00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:08,513
Do not do it.
404
00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:15,075
What are you putting that in your pocket for?
405
00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:19,919
Motherfucker!
406
00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:27,039
Get back here! You are not safe out here!
407
00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:29,840
McAvoy, get back! God damn it.
408
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:32,196
- Sir, is there a problem?
- There's a guy running west.
409
00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:34,670
- He's gonna go north on 5th.
- Just calm down.
410
00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:35,989
I'm calm, Officer. But that man cannot...
411
00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:38,311
- Please step back in your vehicle.
- The keys are inside.
412
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:39,834
Could you just move it over to the side?
413
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:41,639
- I'm private security.
- Calm down and step back.
414
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:42,710
- Please, listen to me.
- Turn around
415
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:43,790
and place your hands on the car.
416
00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:44,870
- Officer.
- Turn around
417
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:46,997
and place your hands on the car.
418
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,118
- I'm gonna kill him.
- What was that?
419
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,357
- Officers, I'm armed.
- He said he's armed.
420
00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:54,875
- Put your hands on the car.
- I'm licensed to carry.
421
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:56,360
And there's a weapon
currently on your person?
422
00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:58,352
Under my jacket on my left side.
423
00:19:58,440 --> 00:19:59,874
It's loaded with the safety on.
424
00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:01,917
My carry permit's in my back right pocket.
425
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,879
I work for Blue North Security
and my client is at large.
426
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:06,474
You're a big guy, okay?
427
00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:08,751
Don't do anything
that's gonna make us nervous.
428
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:11,639
Nothing I can do about being big and black
at the same time.
429
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:17,391
You guys, you can sit anywhere over here.
430
00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:20,393
The kitchen is back there with...
431
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:24,157
- With...
- Pop-Tarts.
432
00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:25,716
Why did you choose Pop-Tarts?
433
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:28,235
I don't know, but you were
never gonna finish that sentence.
434
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:29,630
Just sit tight. And remember,
435
00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:32,474
you're not gonna hear
please and thank you a lot.
436
00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:35,676
How long does it take
to get the studio warmed up?
437
00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:38,480
15 minutes. And the control room
is warming up right now.
438
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:39,676
You talking to D.C.?
439
00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:41,393
They'll start rolling coverage in 20 minutes.
440
00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:43,233
- Of what?
- A live shot of the White House.
441
00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:44,595
Let them know New York's running this
442
00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:46,871
and they don't say a word
until Charlie says okay.
443
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:47,950
Any idea when we're breaking?
444
00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:49,440
President speaks in 45 minutes.
445
00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:51,517
If we know something before then, we'll go.
446
00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:58,232
Gary. Have you tried Gary?
447
00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:00,752
Quiet. Quiet!
448
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:04,678
Let's get organized.
449
00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:07,435
What exactly do we know? And I mean know.
450
00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:10,638
The President is speaking at 10:30
on a matter of national security.
451
00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:12,552
- What else?
- That's it.
452
00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:14,154
Okay, that's exactly
what we knew 20 minutes ago.
453
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:17,472
Just to be clear,
he's breaking into the networks, too.
454
00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:20,439
That's Desperate Housewives,
Celebrity Apprentice, Brothers & Sisters.
455
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:22,273
That's a ton of money in ad givebacks.
456
00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:24,556
- This can't wait till the morning.
- It's bin Laden, Mac.
457
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:26,040
We want it to be bin Laden.
458
00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:28,476
Let's not let the wish
be the father of the thought.
459
00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:30,279
Obviously we're pursuing bin Laden.
460
00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:32,033
But let's just talk about what else it could be.
461
00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:34,750
- Qaddafi.
- Follow it. Put together a team out there.
462
00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:36,270
A foreign attack.
463
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:38,478
No one at State or DOD is talking, right?
464
00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:40,870
If they're not clamming up,
they honestly don't know anything.
465
00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:44,112
Who did the Santa Tracker story
at Christmas? Anyone?
466
00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:45,674
When we get the guy from NORAD
on the phone,
467
00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:48,832
and they report they're tracking
a big sled with reindeer.
468
00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:50,912
- I did.
- Get him on the phone.
469
00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:54,154
You think the Santa guy
is gonna know something?
470
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:56,630
I'd be pretty surprised,
but I'm not doing nothing.
471
00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:59,997
What about outside the box?
Way, way outside the box?
472
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:01,992
- All right. Here I go.
- What?
473
00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:04,640
A study published
in The Astrophysical Journal estimates
474
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:07,958
there are ten trillion planetary systems
in the known universe.
475
00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:10,271
- Which one are you from?
- She said "outside the box."
476
00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:14,115
Then she added, "way, way outside the box."
477
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:17,432
Besides the near certainty that
intelligent life exists outside this planet...
478
00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:20,991
Are you suggesting that we've made contact
with beings from another planet?
479
00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:22,992
Is that your suggestion?
480
00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:26,360
- You said way outside the box.
- Come back in the box.
481
00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:28,193
- The birth certificate.
- What about it?
482
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:31,273
What if the long form's a forgery
and the president's resigning?
483
00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:34,159
I think it's more likely that
ET is standing on the Truman Balcony.
484
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:36,118
- So should I follow...
- No.
485
00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:38,998
Where's Will?
486
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:41,435
Okay, where's Elliot?
487
00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:43,990
Elliot, Sloan, and Don...
488
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:47,118
We're able to communicate with them,
but they're stuck on the tarmac at LaGuardia.
489
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:50,995
All right, Maggie,
dust off the obit packages for bin Laden.
490
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:52,355
Tess, you're on Qaddafi.
491
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:54,318
Jim, do what you do
and get us new information
492
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:57,040
and get the bookers to line up
our National Security guys.
493
00:22:57,120 --> 00:22:59,510
You can start with Mike Tapley,
who's available.
494
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:00,954
Let's go.
495
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:07,675
What?
496
00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:10,275
The President's gonna tell us
what's going on at 10:30.
497
00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:11,476
He's going to tell us.
498
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:15,156
What's the virtue of breaking it
five minutes early?
499
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:18,077
America thinks bin Laden's alive.
500
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:20,632
If I can make him dead one minute sooner,
501
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:24,316
my entire life in journalism up until this point
will have been worth it.
502
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:26,796
All right.
503
00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:31,038
I got a White House usher
who says they're bringing
504
00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:32,952
a backup generator into the East Room.
505
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:34,800
Mac, he's speaking from the East Room.
506
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:36,473
Presidents don't announce
bad news from the East Room.
507
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:38,637
They do it from the Oval Office
or the Briefing Room.
508
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:41,519
All right, good. Listen...
509
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:44,195
You don't think there's any
chance it's a UFO, do you?
510
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:45,680
Keep it together, would you?
511
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:52,516
- She's in the bathroom.
- Thanks.
512
00:23:57,840 --> 00:23:59,320
- What do you have?
- What, is this your boyfriend?
513
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:01,278
- Yes.
- No. Yes.
514
00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:04,080
Look, I'm not the kind of guy
that likes to play games.
515
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:06,550
- He's with Maggie.
- Thanks, Pete.
516
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:08,677
- What'd you find?
- According to FlyersRights.org,
517
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:10,917
we can download a petition
demanding we be allowed off the plane,
518
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,798
but it's not clear
how many signatures we need.
519
00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:14,758
We don't have time to circulate a petition.
What else you got?
520
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:16,797
A website that lists seven ways
to get kicked off a plane,
521
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:18,599
including shouting loud,
unpopular political views.
522
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:19,636
I can do that.
523
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:21,234
Being dressed in an inappropriately
revealing manner.
524
00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:23,755
- Take off your clothes.
- You take off your clothes.
525
00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:24,956
I guess I'm stuck with the tiebreaker.
526
00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:26,997
Lester, I'm gonna lose my shit on you.
527
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:33,234
- Generator in the East Room.
- It's not bad news.
528
00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:37,360
- Elliot, let's try...
529
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:43,440
Boy, that Genghis Khan
had some pretty good ideas.
530
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:45,113
- You see what happened?
- Yes.
531
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:47,078
The worst thing that could possibly happen.
532
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:49,516
I fell down and guess what? Nobody died.
533
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:51,910
Get in your seat, fasten your seat belt.
534
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,719
Sure, but I might need to see
that demonstration again
535
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:56,031
'cause I've never seen a seat belt before.
536
00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:04,919
He's stopping.
537
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:07,477
The gate's right there.
It's right out the window.
538
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:10,029
I can see it.
I'm practically touching it right now.
539
00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:11,918
- Take it easy.
- It's right there!
540
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,196
Well, folks,
this is the captain.
541
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:15,953
- Good news, our gate has opened up.
- Thank you.
542
00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:18,555
- But this is a tow-in gate.
- No!
543
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:20,836
So it'll be just a few more minutes.
544
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:22,036
- Let me out!
545
00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:25,591
Let me out
and I will push the plane to the gate.
546
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:28,114
Maggie's a lucky girl.
547
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:33,519
No one's asked us to switch over
to the Emergency Broadcasting System,
548
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:36,752
so there isn't a North Korean missile
headed towards San Diego.
549
00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:38,433
No one knows anything at the CDC,
550
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:42,799
so a vial of smallpox hasn't been dropped
in the middle of Madison Square Garden.
551
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:45,190
We have a computer that monitors
all the police scanners
552
00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:46,953
and listens for certain words.
553
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:49,396
There's been no act of domestic terrorism,
554
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:53,076
though there is a frat party at Michigan State
that's about to get broken up.
555
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:56,033
You guys know it's bin Laden, don't you?
556
00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:59,592
Believe me,
when we know it's bin Laden, you'll know.
557
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:01,239
I'd have expected it to be a lot more chaotic.
558
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:02,640
Since the first day MacKenzie got here,
559
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:04,120
we've been practicing this once a month.
560
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:05,236
We do dry runs.
561
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:07,437
Obviously there are always
wild cards you can't predict.
562
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:09,477
Hey, little buddy.
563
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:11,633
- Oh, boy.
- Are you all right?
564
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:13,677
- Yeah.
- Mac's been worried.
565
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:16,554
We got stuck in some traffic, so I ran here.
566
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:18,356
We've been calling.
567
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:20,955
I thought it would be better to keep running
than answer the phone.
568
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:22,520
What's that?
569
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:24,518
I stopped to get a falafel.
570
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:27,159
I'm just gonna...
571
00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:32,080
Good. Thanks. Anything new?
572
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:33,674
It's bin Laden or Qaddafi.
573
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:36,070
And the White House pushed it
15 minutes to 10:45.
574
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:38,277
God.
575
00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:40,750
Have you ever noticed
how we've never been able to agree
576
00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:42,752
on a way to spell Qaddafi?
577
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:45,230
"Q-A," "K-A," "G."
578
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:46,716
Will, are you able to...
579
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:48,553
Qaddafi would have been a NATO operation.
580
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:52,111
I've spoken with Wesley Clark,
who called NATO HQ in Brussels.
581
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:53,350
They don't know anything.
582
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:55,910
You've already spoken to NATO HQ?
583
00:26:56,360 --> 00:26:58,317
When I was getting the falafel.
584
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:02,318
Kaylee.
585
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:05,796
I need to be able to count on your discretion.
586
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:08,349
You can't imagine how important this night is.
587
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,400
You're gonna be great.
588
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:15,949
Just keep drinking water.
589
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:17,554
All right.
590
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:23,470
So I'm gonna go in my office and...
591
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:25,313
Take it from there.
592
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:28,997
So if it's not Qaddafi, doesn't that mean...
593
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:31,914
Like I said, when we have it confirmed,
you'll know it.
594
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,593
Go back to work.
595
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:37,080
Yeah.
596
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:39,915
You can see
the Press Briefing Room is empty.
597
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,435
The White House Press Corps
is starting to arrive on the scene,
598
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:46,480
but they're staking out positions
near the northwest executive entrance.
599
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:50,037
- Mac, can you hear me?
- Yup.
600
00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:52,237
Keith Urbahn, who's the Chief of Staff
for Donald Rumsfeld,
601
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:53,754
has tweeted the following,
602
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:57,880
"So I'm told by a reputable person
they have killed Osama bin Laden. Hot damn."
603
00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:00,475
- We got the tweet.
- We want to report it.
604
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:02,552
- You can't do it.
- We're not gonna say confirmed.
605
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:03,835
We just want to report the tweet.
606
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:06,833
Jane, this is double confirmation territory,
and we don't even have one yet.
607
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:08,240
The tweet is reportable.
608
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:10,039
Do you know how many tweets
there are out there?
609
00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:12,680
Just one from the Chief of Staff
to the former Secretary of Defense.
610
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:14,877
I'm sorry, you're gonna have to keep vamping.
611
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:17,350
We've got a package on past live addresses
from the East Room.
612
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:18,430
We'll shoot it to you.
613
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:21,479
Mac, we're eight blocks from the White House.
We'd like to report some news.
614
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:23,478
Then go get some, Jane.
615
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:25,040
Will's here.
616
00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:27,280
- Mac?
- Back to you, Jane.
617
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:32,038
The President was scheduled
to address the nation at 10:30.
618
00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:35,033
But we have been told it
will be closer to 10:45.
619
00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:38,750
If you're justjoining us, I'll recap everything
we're able to report.
620
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:40,035
It shouldn't take long.
621
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:45,353
Thank God. Where have you been?
622
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:47,352
There was construction.
I have to get on the air.
623
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:49,079
- What do you want to say?
- It's not Qaddafi.
624
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:50,799
We've got NATO saying it's not Libya.
625
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:52,837
And we've got London and Paris
saying it's not Qaddafi.
626
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:54,633
- It's not Qaddafi.
- So who's saying it is?
627
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:59,039
Continuing what we have assumed
that Qaddafi...
628
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:01,351
It has something to do with Qaddafi.
629
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:04,399
Do you agree with the general
that the war in Libya will continue
630
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:06,790
or do you think that the death of Qaddafi...
631
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:08,234
- Jesus Christ.
632
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:09,470
Let them know New York is ready.
633
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:12,593
I'm just gonna go on, say it's not Libya,
and then throw it back to Washington
634
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:14,353
- until we have a double confirmation.
- Good.
635
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:16,399
Okay, so let's let them
know New York is ready.
636
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:18,073
I'm just gonna go on, say it's not Libya,
637
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:21,153
and then throw it back to Washington
until we have double confirmation.
638
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:23,033
You just said that.
639
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:24,315
Hmm?
640
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:25,800
You all right?
641
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,117
I just think this is some kind of trick tie.
642
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:29,953
- I can't get it to...
- What's the problem?
643
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:32,914
I can't remember how to tie a Windsor knot.
644
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:36,351
And I can tie
a square knot and a sheepshank.
645
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:39,354
- Will?
- But that's not useful right now.
646
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:41,557
- What is wrong with you?
647
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:44,632
I'm wasted, okay?
648
00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:47,116
- I'm completely baked.
- What?
649
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:49,078
- I had... Okay, listen.
- Oh, no.
650
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:50,879
- No, no, it's okay.
- Oh, my God.
651
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:52,758
Listen, Neal's girlfriend...
And you should see her,
652
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:54,479
she can play Guitar Hero blindfolded.
653
00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:56,517
- Oh, my God.
- No, you're right. It doesn't matter.
654
00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:58,637
Let me back it up. When you're pitching,
655
00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:01,030
you have your push-off leg
and your landing leg.
656
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:02,554
That landing leg, as you can see,
657
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:05,109
takes a lot of force
when you come down on it like that.
658
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:07,630
Boom. Like that. And marijuana...
659
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:09,871
- This isn't happening. You can't do this.
- ...is suggested.
660
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:11,633
- I'm a medical marvel.
- You can't go on the air.
661
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:13,951
My body has the melatolical tolerance of...
662
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:16,037
- "Metabolical."
- What did I say?
663
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:17,474
- Will!
- MacKenzie, listen to me.
664
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:23,431
There is no way, no way
I'm not reporting this story.
665
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:29,916
You understand, right?
666
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:34,273
Of course.
667
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:36,113
I'm not gonna let you down.
668
00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:40,080
I know.
669
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:46,675
Hey, we got Obama.
670
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:48,672
- I mean, bin Laden. Shh!
671
00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:50,752
I got that one out of my system.
672
00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:53,313
Let's think of the people who would know.
673
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:55,119
- Well, POTUS.
- V-POTUS.
674
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:56,919
- Head of JSOC.
- Bill McRaven.
675
00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:58,156
- Gates.
- Panetta.
676
00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:00,596
- Guys.
--It was either Delta, SEAL Six,
677
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:02,239
- or a bullet from the CIA.
- Guys.
678
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:04,391
- What about a drone?
- I don't think they'd use a drone.
679
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:06,153
They'd want an immediate positive ID.
680
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:08,232
Guys!
681
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:11,196
What does EKIA mean?
682
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:16,233
It means, "Enemy killed in action."
683
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:19,272
I have the first confirmation.
684
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:21,714
With the White House now telling us
685
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:23,792
that the President's address
has been pushed back
686
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:26,315
another 15 minutes to 11:00.
687
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:29,074
You will know everything
we know as we know it.
688
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:32,836
And in the meantime, let's go back
to Jane Barrow in Washington. Jane.
689
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:36,755
- Don just called. We got the first confirmation.
- From who?
690
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:38,240
Chris Harkin at CENTCOM.
691
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:40,152
CENTCOM in Tampa. That's one.
692
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:42,038
- Mac, we got the second confirmation.
- From who?
693
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:43,236
- New York Times.
- You're kidding.
694
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:45,118
Helene Cooper just posted
she has it from two sources.
695
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:46,998
Maggie.
696
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:50,756
We've got Chris Harkin at CENTCOM
and Helene Cooper at the New York Times.
697
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:57,072
- We got him.
- Let's go.
698
00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:59,675
- No.
- What do you mean?
699
00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:02,156
- We're not going yet.
- We've got double confirmation.
700
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:05,074
First of all, we don't.
We have Harkin at CENTCOM
701
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:07,311
and a reporter saying she has two sources.
702
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:09,995
- I don't know who the sources are.
- It's Helene Cooper.
703
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:11,992
- It's solid.
- We're not going.
704
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:14,160
- Charlie.
- There's nothing wrong
705
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:17,233
with waiting for the White House
to tell us it's reportable.
706
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:20,358
This isn't Watergate. They're not the enemy.
707
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:22,432
We don't know what's going on.
708
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:25,513
We sent military assets
into sovereign airspace.
709
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:27,080
Maybe they're not out yet.
710
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:29,470
Maybe someone's injured on the ground.
711
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:33,793
Maybe someone's been taken prisoner
and the rescue operation is underway.
712
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:36,190
Maybe we're at war with Pakistan.
713
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:42,556
Guys, in '91,
714
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:44,950
I was cheering on my guy in Tel Aviv
715
00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:48,033
who was reporting
where the Scud missiles were landing.
716
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:52,590
Turns out the Iraqis didn't know
where the missiles were landing
717
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:56,037
and I was helping them range their targets.
718
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:03,116
Three killed,
719
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:05,237
96 injured in that operation.
720
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:15,714
Geraldo's probably still up the street
saying we're in a dogfight with Finland.
721
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:20,958
Whatever happened tonight,
722
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:23,236
I promise you,
723
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:26,233
lives and a presidency were put on the line.
724
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:30,549
We're going to get this one right.
725
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:32,279
And if we're two minutes late,
726
00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:36,513
let that be a small penance
for all the ones we got wrong.
727
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:43,596
Agreed.
728
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:47,630
- Yes.
- Yes, sir.
729
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:52,230
Hmm?
730
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:55,079
What's wrong with him?
731
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:56,276
Nothing.
732
00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:00,191
Charlie, I do think you should tell them.
733
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:03,272
That I'd love to do.
734
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:08,192
Can everybody quiet down?
735
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:09,634
Everybody quiet down.
736
00:34:09,720 --> 00:34:11,916
Charlie would like to
tell you something.
737
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:17,515
I need to tell you
738
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:21,150
that you're going to remember this night
for the rest of your lives.
739
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:24,354
It's going to be a long night
and we need you to work fast
740
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:25,715
and we need you to work well.
741
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:29,157
But once in a while, take three seconds...
742
00:34:29,240 --> 00:34:30,913
You can't spare more than that,
743
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:34,118
take three seconds to notice
744
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:37,637
where you are and what you're doing.
745
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:41,679
Will's gonna go on the air in a few minutes
746
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:43,877
so that we can report that
747
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:47,795
at the order of
the President of the United States,
748
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:52,750
US Special Forces
have shot and killed Osama bin Laden.
749
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:03,515
Get to work.
750
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:18,233
You're out here.
751
00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:19,879
Neal's looking for you.
752
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:26,397
I think word's starting to get out
we got Qaddafi.
753
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:28,239
Yeah.
754
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:32,077
Neal, she's out here.
755
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:36,192
- Are you all right?
- Yeah.
756
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:38,789
Hey. You should be working.
757
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:41,395
I told you when we knew for sure,
you'd know it.
758
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:42,596
Yeah.
759
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:45,832
I just didn't want to be the skunk
at the garden party.
760
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:47,639
- Why would you...
- You're not.
761
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:52,192
I was an idiot.
762
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:54,715
I thought it would make me feel better
when it happened.
763
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:57,560
- Like an on-off switch.
- Of course it doesn't.
764
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:00,917
You knew someone in one of the Towers.
765
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:05,396
Her father was a partner at Cantor Fitzgerald.
766
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:09,391
We've been celebrating around you all night.
767
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:11,989
You should. Everybody should.
768
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,071
- You guys should get back to work.
- Nah, it's all right.
769
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:17,913
No, I want you to.
770
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:22,030
All right. I'll be right inside.
771
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:32,158
- He wants us to wait?
- Until the White House says it's reportable.
772
00:36:32,240 --> 00:36:34,675
- Aren't we the only ones with Harkin?
- As far as I know.
773
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:36,991
So we are the only ones
who have double confirmation?
774
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:38,070
As far as I know.
775
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:39,150
- We're going.
- No.
776
00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:41,550
The White House just pushed the speech
another 15 minutes. We're going.
777
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:43,711
If I have to bring Charlie in here
to tell you himself,
778
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:46,190
he's gonna do it in a different voice.
779
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:48,033
Washington's keeping
the audience warm for Will.
780
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:49,998
We're getting our facts straight.
781
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:51,719
We got bin Laden, what do you want?
782
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:54,998
For one thing, I don't want it reported
like the Redskins won the Super Bowl.
783
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:56,639
I don't believe you people.
784
00:36:56,720 --> 00:36:59,838
We're waiting for the White House
to tell us it's reportable.
785
00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:02,480
- We're not.
- Jane. Jane!
786
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:05,516
- Okay, I've just received...
- Cut the fiber from Washington.
787
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:06,795
- It'll go black.
- Yeah.
788
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:08,109
- Cut the fiber.
- Copy.
789
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:20,634
You think she got the message yet?
790
00:37:20,720 --> 00:37:23,189
- Couple of more seconds.
- Okay.
791
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:26,871
Bring 'em back.
792
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:29,156
- Hi.
- Damn it, Mac.
793
00:37:29,240 --> 00:37:32,790
Move one inch in that direction again
and you're blacked out for the night.
794
00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:34,872
The decision to go will be made
795
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:37,998
by the president of the news division,
Charlie Skinner.
796
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:39,600
And the announcement will be made
797
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:43,993
by the face and voice of Atlantis Cable News,
Will McAvoy.
798
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:48,513
Keep an eye on her.
799
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:01,276
What are you working on?
800
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:03,272
Will asked me to look over his intro copy.
801
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:04,840
Wow, that's a compliment.
802
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:07,276
I know Charlie's right,
but I wish we'd get on there.
803
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:08,794
This is just counter-intuitive.
804
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:12,237
So's Lisa being attracted to you,
but you still have to deal with that.
805
00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:14,039
Are you kidding? I'm not doing it tonight.
806
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:15,395
- You have to.
- Tonight?
807
00:38:15,720 --> 00:38:17,712
You can't sleep with her again.
808
00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:20,718
Why are you sure I would?
809
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:24,632
"She is very sexy because
of her sexy sexiness
810
00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:28,111
- "and the very sexual sexiocity of the..."
- Fine.
811
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:29,390
Tell me what you're gonna say.
812
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:31,551
- I'm not gonna tell you what I'm gonna say.
- You need to rehearse.
813
00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:33,359
- I don't need to rehearse.
- You wanna be like Spider-Man?
814
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:35,159
- I'd love to.
- The musical.
815
00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:38,677
They didn't have enough rehearsal
and actors died, Jim.
816
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:40,319
They lost their lives.
817
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:42,278
I don't think anybody died.
818
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:43,999
Well, they got bruised pretty bad.
819
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:46,470
So tell me what you're gonna say.
820
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:49,839
Lisa, you kind of took me by surprise
last night when you told...
821
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:51,479
She's coming over. Dummy up.
822
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:54,200
Okay. Thank God we're not
in the middle of breaking news.
823
00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:55,509
Hey.
824
00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:57,754
You mind if I talk to Jim a second?
825
00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:00,992
No. I'll be right there at my desk.
826
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:02,594
- It's right there.
- Where?
827
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:04,672
Right there.
828
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:06,638
- I'm sorry, where?
- Okay.
829
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:11,035
It's too bad the SEALs are in Pakistan tonight
830
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:13,994
because they'd be getting some mad ass
if they were in New York City.
831
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:22,192
- Lisa, I...
- This is the worst possible time,
832
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:23,999
but I feel ridiculous because
you guys are talking about me
833
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:25,230
and I'm standing there.
834
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:27,152
No, we weren't.
835
00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:29,800
- Shh.
- We weren't talking about you.
836
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:32,677
Last night I said something
837
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:35,275
that forced you to say it, too,
and that's not fair.
838
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:36,350
I didn't feel forced.
839
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:38,591
This was a fix-up that you never wanted
and it went too far,
840
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:41,240
and now I have to let you off the hook
because you're so nice
841
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:42,993
that we'd be searching for preschools
842
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:44,998
before I realized that you
were just being polite.
843
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:49,676
I'm breaking up with you.
844
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:53,960
Just say, "Okay."
845
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:58,279
I really did like you.
846
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:00,957
Just say, "Okay."
847
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:05,429
Okay.
848
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:11,114
I'm gonna go talk to spy girl.
849
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:12,680
Get to work. That's an order.
850
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:17,800
And thanks for bringing me here for this.
851
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:21,837
- Look, I...
- Work.
852
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:28,559
What happened?
853
00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:29,630
I broke up with him.
854
00:40:29,720 --> 00:40:32,360
He did? I mean, you did? What?
855
00:40:33,720 --> 00:40:35,393
I saw your face
when I was talking on the phone
856
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:37,233
and he said, "I love you."
857
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:39,960
He said, "I do, too."
And what are you talking about?
858
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:41,990
I'm not doing this to you anymore.
859
00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:43,560
You're not doing anything to me. I've got Don.
860
00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:45,791
- I shouldn't even be standing here.
- I'm with Don.
861
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:46,990
I saw your face.
862
00:40:48,240 --> 00:40:49,230
Come with me.
863
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:53,872
- James Tiberius Harper.
- Not my middle name.
864
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:55,349
Lisa is... No.
865
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:58,751
Is under the impression that you broke up
with her because you have feelings for me.
866
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:01,639
- I didn't break up with her at all.
- But you were about to.
867
00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:03,120
Any reason she needed to know that?
868
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:04,998
- She already knew.
- This isn't at all embarrassing.
869
00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:08,915
And she is under the impression
that I also have feelings for you.
870
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:12,152
- Did you hear we'd killed bin Laden?
- We're in a holding pattern.
871
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:15,956
Now, can we please state clearly,
unambiguously, and for the record
872
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:18,635
that neither of us likes
the other in any romantic context?
873
00:41:18,720 --> 00:41:21,679
- I so state.
- As do I!
874
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:27,632
You guys can't begin to imagine
how unconvincing that was.
875
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:32,191
Is it all right if I stay
for the President's address?
876
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:35,717
Yes. But we're not nearly done
talking about this yet.
877
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:38,235
- Maggie, I need you.
- Not nearly done.
878
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:43,236
I'll be over there out of the way.
879
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:46,230
- Wait, I...
- Just say okay.
880
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:49,636
Okay.
881
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:02,911
I'm the guy who wins the lottery
and loses the ticket.
882
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:05,475
Biggest story in a generation
and I'm a spectator.
883
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:07,358
You are not a spectator.
884
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:09,716
We are locked on a plane
and we still helped put it together.
885
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:10,870
That's pretty good.
886
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:12,952
What is this compulsion
you have to look on the bright side?
887
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:15,350
I can never count on you to be Jewish.
888
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:18,956
If it helps, we should probably
be concerned about violent retaliation.
889
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:21,474
That does help, man. Thanks.
890
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:24,439
My regret is that I'd like to have been
with my wife for this.
891
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:26,392
Tell her to wake up the kids,
bring them down to the studio.
892
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:27,954
We'd all watch together.
893
00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:29,838
Yes, I'd like to be with your wife, too.
894
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:33,994
I'd like to be in the newsroom
with Will and Charlie and her and you.
895
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:35,719
- And Maggie.
- I said Maggie.
896
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:37,792
- No, you didn't.
- You didn't.
897
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:39,350
So you have to ask yourself
898
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:42,797
what happens when you and Maggie break up,
which you know is going to happen,
899
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:45,156
and Jim's with someone else?
900
00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:46,560
We were talking that loud?
901
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:48,831
Over Delaware after the second scotch.
902
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:51,600
There's passengers in row 22
who know about you, Maggie and Jim.
903
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:52,875
- True story.
- Shut up.
904
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:55,919
Excuse me, I've got a text message saying
905
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,514
the President is speaking
tonight in a few minutes.
906
00:42:57,600 --> 00:42:59,000
Do you know anything about this?
907
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:03,393
The Internet says he's speaking
on a matter of grave national security.
908
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:04,709
Yeah, I've got the same thing.
909
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:06,439
I've got a flight that's been cancelled.
910
00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:07,710
Does that have anything to do with what...
911
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:10,190
- Has there been a terrorist attack?
- No.
912
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:12,920
- Wait, there's been a terrorist attack?
- No, there hasn't.
913
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:15,595
I've got an email saying
we're at war with Libya.
914
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:18,991
- Nope.
- You guys know what's going on, don't you?
915
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:24,789
Folks, there hasn't been a terrorist attack.
916
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:26,872
None of your friends and family are in danger.
917
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,117
The President will be speaking
in just a few minutes.
918
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:31,078
- No.
- Listen, they're just nervous.
919
00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:33,755
I don't care.
You do not take over control of the cabin.
920
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:35,678
They're getting emails and going online.
921
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:39,476
You do not take over control
of the cabin ever.
922
00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:41,916
- Now sit down. I'm getting the captain.
- Ma'am, no, you know...
923
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:43,912
Yeah, get the captain,
'cause I'd like to have a word with him.
924
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:45,480
The seat belt
while we're standing still is one thing,
925
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:49,514
but how paranoid do you have to be to think
that I'm declaring myself in charge of the...
926
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:50,636
Is there a problem, sir?
927
00:43:50,720 --> 00:43:53,872
Yeah, I was asking
how paranoid you have to, you have to be...
928
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:56,036
Sir?
929
00:43:58,080 --> 00:43:59,070
Sir?
930
00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:14,754
Captain, my name is Don Keefer.
931
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:18,756
That's Elliot Hirsch and that's Sloan Sabbith.
932
00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:21,276
We work for Atlantis Cable News.
933
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:26,391
And we wanted you and your first officer
and Flight Attendant Crazy Lady
934
00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:28,199
to be the first ones on this plane to know
935
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:31,273
that our armed forces
killed Osama bin Laden for you tonight.
936
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:34,840
You're serious?
937
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:36,636
Yes, sir.
938
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:56,792
We reported the news.
939
00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:08,351
Sorry, I thought it was a spider.
940
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:09,794
Tapping you on the shoulder?
941
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:11,872
- Not everything makes sense.
- Most things do.
942
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:15,190
- But can I say something?
- You have to get the last word, too?
943
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:16,839
- This never would have worked.
- I want to find out.
944
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:21,518
Yes, this was a fix-up that I didn't want.
945
00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:26,038
And Maggie forced Valentine's Day on me.
And there was a certain amount of
946
00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:28,356
cowardly behavior disguised as politeness.
947
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:31,592
But now I'd like to ask you out on a first date.
948
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:34,157
A complete do-over.
949
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:37,720
I like you and I'm asking you out on a date.
950
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:41,991
Took your breath away, didn't I?
951
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:44,834
Now I get to make a cool exit.
952
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:47,479
Less cool because you said so.
953
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:50,913
- McAvoy!
- You don't have to shout.
954
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,834
You haven't heard me shout. Where is he?
955
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:55,834
Lonny.
956
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:57,514
Good evening, Officers.
957
00:45:57,920 --> 00:45:58,990
Uh-oh.
958
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:01,753
There's no way they can know, right?
959
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:02,990
No.
960
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:04,230
Can we help you?
961
00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:06,118
Mr. McAvoy, you know this man?
962
00:46:06,240 --> 00:46:07,879
Of course, he's a very famous jockey.
963
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:10,551
Sir, we'd appreciate your cooperation.
964
00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:15,319
He's my bodyguard and I ran out of the car
because we were stuck in traffic,
965
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:19,360
and chances are he abandoned the car to try
to protect me 'cause he's good at his job.
966
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:21,956
He's also a former MP in the US Army,
967
00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:23,872
so I want to tell him something.
Lonny, come here.
968
00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:47,280
- You should tell them.
- You should tell them.
969
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:53,834
Officers,
970
00:46:55,240 --> 00:46:56,310
I have some news for you.
971
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:20,512
This is Charlie Skinner.
972
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:22,557
So, we've established trust?
973
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:24,233
Is this Late for Dinner?
974
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:26,272
Yeah.
975
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:28,636
You work for the White House or DOD?
976
00:47:28,720 --> 00:47:29,995
Neither.
977
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:33,232
You've been calling me on a cell phone.
There are about 19 different ways...
978
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:35,073
The calls are encrypted.
979
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:38,153
I know how to find out who I am,
but you don't.
980
00:47:38,240 --> 00:47:39,833
So you're with the NSA?
981
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:44,193
I am. I'm with a unit that's been
monitoring illegal electronic surveillance.
982
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:46,670
- By whom?
- By AWM.
983
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:52,000
News of the World isn't the only tabloid
that figured out how to hack a phone.
984
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:55,357
- If you're fucking around with me...
- I think by now you know I'm not.
985
00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:57,033
You've got a big night ahead of you.
986
00:47:57,120 --> 00:47:58,998
- We'll talk again.
- When?
987
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:00,355
When I want to.
988
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:03,757
AWM owns a tabloid magazine, TMI!
989
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:05,194
Are you saying you have evidence
990
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:07,875
that they've been
engaging in the same kind of...
991
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:10,077
You're not there, are you?
992
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:13,835
Charlie.
993
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:16,069
Charlie?
994
00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:19,232
What if I told you that bin Laden
wasn't the only story we got tonight?
995
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:20,796
What are you talking about?
996
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:25,509
Don't worry about it.
997
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:27,800
I think we should go.
998
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:32,596
Jay Carney or someone's office would have
sent us an email saying reportable.
999
00:48:32,720 --> 00:48:35,155
They also would have called us
begging us not to report it.
1000
00:48:35,240 --> 00:48:37,471
I'm unwilling to take that chance.
1001
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:39,080
When was the last time
you checked your emails?
1002
00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:41,470
- 15 seconds ago.
- When was the last time you did?
1003
00:48:42,240 --> 00:48:43,435
Hmm?
1004
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:45,675
Look at your BlackBerry.
1005
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:50,513
- Press the buttons!
- Sure.
1006
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:57,594
Okay, not tonight, but in days to come,
1007
00:48:57,680 --> 00:49:00,514
you'll look back and think
that this moment was funny.
1008
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:05,710
- It's from 20 minutes ago.
- Yeah.
1009
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:07,154
What's it say?
1010
00:49:07,240 --> 00:49:09,391
"OBL reportable.
1011
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:11,915
"Knock 'em dead just like we did."
1012
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:13,960
Who's it from?
1013
00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:15,440
Joe Biden.
1014
00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:16,795
Are you kidding me?
1015
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:19,315
We used to play softball together
when he was in the Senate.
1016
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:21,073
He knows something about the landing leg.
1017
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:22,594
Get on the air!
1018
00:49:23,720 --> 00:49:26,155
- We're going!
1019
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:33,031
When did you turn into Ted Baxter?
1020
00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:36,238
Oh, come on. Enjoy the moment.
1021
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:38,591
Herb, have Washington throw it
to us in 30 seconds.
1022
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:41,240
Copy that.
D.C. control, you're gonna throw it here in 30.
1023
00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:49,716
Good thinking.
1024
00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:52,758
- Let's see the banner.
- Right here.
1025
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:08,557
In five.
1026
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:12,160
Do it for me, Will.
1027
00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:13,956
Good evening.
1028
00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:16,600
From New York City, I'm Will McAvoy.
1029
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:21,994
ACN is now able to report and confirm
that for the first time in almost three decades,
1030
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:25,636
the world has no reason
to fear Osama bin Laden.
1031
00:50:25,720 --> 00:50:28,997
In just a moment,
in a live address to the nation,
1032
00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:32,198
the President will announce
that in a coordinated operation
1033
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:33,600
under the cover of darkness,
1034
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:37,959
US Special Forces tonight
killed the leader of al-Qaeda
1035
00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:43,035
and the mastermind behind the deadly attack
of September 1 1th, 2001.
1036
00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:46,079
It's been nine years, seven months,
and 20 days
1037
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:49,039
since America's most wanted criminal
took from us
1038
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:52,955
2,977 American sons and daughters,
1039
00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:57,310
fathers and mothers, friends and colleagues.
1040
00:50:57,400 --> 00:51:00,234
We were transformed
that morning into a different nation,
1041
00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:03,358
more fearful and so, of course, more hostile.
1042
00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:06,080
And while nothing, not even this victory
1043
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:08,550
our country has waited for
for such a long time,
1044
00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:11,678
can bring back the souls lost
on that terrible morning
1045
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:14,150
in New York City, in Virginia,
1046
00:51:14,240 --> 00:51:16,232
in a field in Pennsylvania,
1047
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:18,755
and all across America and the world,
1048
00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:21,400
let tonight serve as a welcome reminder
1049
00:51:21,720 --> 00:51:23,677
that throughout our history,
1050
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:28,357
America's darkest days have always
been followed by its finest hours.
1051
00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:33,192
Here now, from the East Room
of the White House,
1052
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:36,114
the President of the United States.
1053
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:39,790
Good evening.
1054
00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:45,477
Tonight I can report
to the American people and to the world
1055
00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:50,032
that the United States has conducted
an operation that killed Osama bin Laden,
1056
00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:51,952
the leader of al-Qaeda
1057
00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:54,396
and a terrorist who's responsible
for the murder
1058
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:58,793
of thousands of innocent men,
women and children.
1059
00:51:59,960 --> 00:52:03,954
It was nearly 10 years ago
that a bright September day was darkened
1060
00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:07,875
by the worst attack
on the American people in our history.
1061
00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:12,352
The images of 9/1 1 are seared
into our national memory.
1062
00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:17,350
Hijacked planes cutting through
a cloudless September sky.
1063
00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:20,000
The Twin Towers collapsing to the ground.
1064
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:23,391
Black smoke billowing up from the Pentagon.
1065
00:52:23,480 --> 00:52:28,111
The wreckage of Flight 93
in Shanksville, Pennsylvania,
1066
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:29,714
where the actions of heroic citizens
1067
00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:33,191
saved even more heartbreak and destruction.
1068
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:38,150
And yet we know that the worst images
are those that were unseen to the world.
1069
00:52:38,240 --> 00:52:40,755
The empty seat at the dinner table.
1070
00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:44,231
Children who were forced to grow up
without their mother or their father...
83740
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