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EMBER: Hello,
glorious audience,
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it is I, Ember,
God of Fillory.
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Feel free to bow and grovel.
I'll wait.
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Oh, but I've got so much
to tell you.
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I, with minor help
from my brother, Umber, RIP,
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created a world
intricate as filigree.
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And that is what I called it. Except
I was a bit drunk so... "Fillory."
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Chock-stuffed with magic,
chatty animals, sexy creatures.
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Really, what a planet.
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I calibrated everything
for maximum entertainment.
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I decreed it be ruled
by Children of Earth,
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a glum little planet known
for its plucky Magicians.
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These brave souls would come, and
when they got boring, off they went.
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Case in point, Martin Chatwin.
Brave, clever boy.
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Born hero.
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Yet, honestly, very uncomfortable
to watch once he'd been molested.
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So I made the difficult
decision to kick him out
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and replace him with someone
more punchy and fun.
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But Martin was more tenacious
than I gave him credit for.
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He drank from the Wellspring
to get strong,
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screwing Fillory
in the process,
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and set booby traps
for my brother and me.
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And before you know it,
Umber's dead,
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and I'm hiding
in stupid Loria.
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I'm so fucking bored,
Children of Earth.
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EMBER: Cut to...
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Martin's mutated into a
terrible beast in a dapper suit.
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Enter Quentin Cold water
and his friends,
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the Addict, the Victim, the
Bitch, the Scowl and the Martyr.
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I bestowed my blessing and
they set out to kill The Beast.
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Of course they failed.
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Twist!
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They have to start from
scratch with The Beast. Thrilling!
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The danger of sublimated trauma
is a major theme in our story,
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evidenced by Julia and Martin
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teaming up to kill the
Earth god who violated her.
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All very ambiguous
and poignant,
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I know!
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Julia's partnership also threw a
massive wrench into Quentin's works.
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Gut-wrenching!
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I was forced to intervene.
Cameo!
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I have befouled
the Wellspring.
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Wasn't it tragic
when Alice died?
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Wasn't it scary
when she became a Niff in?
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The personal nature of her story
subverted Quentin's hero's journey nicely.
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Character is destiny,
and, ultimately,
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Quentin is
a Magician of intellect,
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who nevertheless, and to his
detriment, acts from his heart.
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But I did other things too, like
lead Quentin to that candy witch.
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Don't worry, that'll pay off.
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I hid the Wellspring bowl
in plain sight.
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Made the Rainbow Bridge bloom.
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Stole from the River Watcher so he'd be
good and angry when Penny stiffed him.
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Oh, I know, good one.
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It was I who caused
the High King's bride
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to ovulate on the right day,
leading to...
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(IN FALSETTO) Pregnant!
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(IN NORMAL VOICE)
Ultimately leading to...
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(IN FALSETTO) The Fairies
can bring back the Wellspring?
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They can.
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And in return?
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A royal child of Whitespire.
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Take her to the dungeon.
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It will transport you
to the Fairy Realm.
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(IN NORMAL VOICE) I repeatedly
broke the filtration system,
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so the Wellspring would be
unpredictable and fun.
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All those pesky
"brown outs. '' Moi!
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To be sure,
The Order is on to me.
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They're in a panic
about the Great Blank Spot,
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surmising a fatal hit
to the Wellspring.
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True, I am nearly finished
with Fillory.
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Every chapter must end, and on
the eve of my benevolent destruction,
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I'm getting it all
out of my system.
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Like, causing sudden climate change that
kills entire tedious species of wildlife.
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Turning people
into delicious rats.
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All the babies this week
woke up with no mouths.
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Oh, horrifying.
(SCREAMS)
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I bet you're wondering
what happens next.
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And that is how I know
I've done my job well.
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Sit back, have a nice pipe of
marijuana and enjoy my grand opus.
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I call it Fillory's last gasp.
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(WIND HOWLING)
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(SIGHS)
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I just miss the fire, okay?
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Drink this.
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What is it?
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Renders you unable
to harm your own body.
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(WHISPERING)
This is all pointless, Q.
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You can't medicate me away...
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Just fucking drink it.
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All of it.
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(BURPS) Ugh!
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Why did you
bring me back?
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Why do you keep
asking me that?
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(SCOFFS)
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I watched you almost die
trying to bring your brother back.
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You loved him. I love you.
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(SCOFFS)
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I'd like to be alone now.
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(COUGHING)
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I take that to mean
I'm improving.
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Well,
your skin's healing.
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Obviously your lungs are,
to use a technical term,
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fucked,
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but more importantly...
Just say it.
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You have lesions
on your spine.
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And they're growing
aggressively.
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Cancer.
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Call it cancer-plus.
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Whatever you were exposed to
has spell residue all over it.
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So a Magician did this?
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Well, if so, it may be
a code we can crack.
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How long?
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Well, it's hard to say,
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but I have my entire
department working on it. I...
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I mean, how long till I die.
If you don't crack it.
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Two or three weeks.
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But I promise you, we are
doing everything we can to just...
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(GRUNTS)
Okay...
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Yeah, I'm not waiting
to die in a hospital bed.
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Okay. I don't...
I'm not!
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(GRUNTS)
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(WHISPERING) Can
we talk, please? Yes.
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(SCOFFS)
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(GRUNTS)
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KADY: Hey there,
hot stuff.
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No offense, you might
look as bad as I do.
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I doubt that.
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You're dying.
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All I am is
a little strung out.
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Kady.
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What?
It's not about me.
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What happened?
Just tell me.
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Reynard's gone.
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I should be happy,
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but it wasn't
how I wanted it.
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It's not enough.
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God, I feel like bashing
my head into a wall.
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(SNIFFLES AND SIGHS)
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Why can't anything
just be fixed?
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Life. I guess.
(SCOFFS)
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(SNIFFLES)
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(VOICE BREAKING)
I don't want you to die.
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'Course not. I'm the
best lay of your life.
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(LAUGHING) Shut up.
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What are we gonna do?
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Wrap our minds
around it.
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Kady, let's not waste
time being mad, okay?
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I'm just gonna find
Quentin and Eliot.
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Just gonna make
a couple pit stops first.
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(HORNS HONKING DISTANTLY)
(SIRENS WAILING)
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(SNIFFS)
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(DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)
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(EXHALES SHAKILY)
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It's, um, a nice sconce.
Did you, um...
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Spit it out.
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You want something.
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Yeah. First...
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(EXHALES)
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Are you okay?
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I'm whole again.
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Which is a good thing?
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If by good
you mean crying jags
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and mountains of guilt
and panic attacks,
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then, yeah,
I'm doing fucking great.
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And since I better be getting
back to one of those soon,
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whether I like it or not,
how can I help you?
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Q says you have an amulet that
would make me invisible to a god.
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(GROANS)
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(SIGHS)
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(SOBS)
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Um, I don't pretend to understand
what you've been through,
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but I can tell you the way you're relating
to that couch is not unknown to me.
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Then you know
I want to be alone.
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And, um, also that you
probably shouldn't be right now.
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Why do you care?
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I just do.
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Come with me
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and help me try to convince
Ember to let us keep Fillory.
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Why?
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Because I have never met anyone
less willing to take no for an answer.
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But I betrayed you, remember?
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(INHALES DEEPLY)
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That was a long time ago.
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(CLEARS THROAT) I
need help, and you do, too.
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Let's kill a few birds.
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What do you say?
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Wanna put some pants on
and help me save all of magic?
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I'll go talk
to Eliot and Quentin.
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Uh, Kady...
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Just tell Penny that I went to
find a quiet place to do some dope.
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I'm ready to leave
when he is.
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Look, here's the deal.
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I just read your book
in the Library.
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Both volumes.
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My book? Why?
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Because it ends the way
they all do in a couple days.
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With 20 blank pages.
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Something's about to happen.
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Something magical,
and really fucking bad.
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And I think it's...
It's Ember.
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He's been doing all sorts of
fucked up shit in Fillory.
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"Bucket list" shit.
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What's in my book?
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You do your recon,
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find out Prince Ess of
Loria has taken Whitespire.
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Shit.
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Then kidnap Idri,
who I guess is a rat?
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Turn him back,
then camp here
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trying to find
the perfect spell
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to force Ember to keep
his mitts off of Fillory.
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But if my book ends
then... Then... Exactly.
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We know that
doesn't work.
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So you need to do anything else.
Anything. Pick a plan and commit.
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If it's written,
isn't it written?
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Yes. But I think
you can change it.
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Okay, so we can
save Fillory
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if we subscribe to a free-will
view of the universe, which is fair.
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So what am I
supposed to do?
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Go. Get Idri. Hurry.
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I just got one thing
I gotta button up.
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(DOOR OPENS)
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Hey. I calculated
a portal to Tahiti.
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Hold up.
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No. You warned them.
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You've done enough,
you get to be done.
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I'm sorry.
Believe me, I'd rather...
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No. None of it
matters, Penny.
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(WHOOSHING)
Oh, come on!
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Penny, you're needed
at once.
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I'm busy. Bit of an emergency,
we need our full staff.
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Are you crazy?
He's dying.
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Yes, because he went
into a restricted area,
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which lethally poisoned him
and puts him on strict probation,
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but most assuredly does not
mean he is excused from work.
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We'll take every step
to keep him comfortable.
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What the hell is
wrong with you?
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Kady, knowledge itself
is at stake.
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That is more important
than any single one of us.
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I'll give you a moment
to say goodbye.
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No. No. Not goodbye.
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Kady, listen, I... No. I am
telling you, this isn't fair.
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(WHOOSHING)
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God damn it! Fuck.
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(SIGHS)
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MARGO: Just crack
the damn lock.
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Hurry, before some
Fairy asshole sees us.
248
00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:21,055
JOSH: I'm going
as fast as I can.
249
00:13:23,766 --> 00:13:27,228
Fen, are you okay?
250
00:13:27,311 --> 00:13:28,646
Sweetie, do you know
where you are?
251
00:13:28,854 --> 00:13:30,564
A plane laid atop our own,
252
00:13:30,648 --> 00:13:35,361
so, the Fairy Castle and Whitespire
actually occupy the same space and time,
253
00:13:35,444 --> 00:13:38,572
but two dimensions, or
possibly the same dimension,
254
00:13:38,656 --> 00:13:40,866
but incredibly sped up like that
one episode of Star Trek where...
255
00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:42,326
Just get
the damn chain, Josh.
256
00:13:42,410 --> 00:13:43,619
No.
257
00:13:44,745 --> 00:13:48,207
Not without my baby.
They took her away.
258
00:13:48,290 --> 00:13:50,876
You have to come
with us, okay?
259
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:53,754
Get the goddamn shackles,
Hoberman.
260
00:13:54,422 --> 00:13:57,925
Grab her with me.
Come on. Come on.
261
00:13:59,510 --> 00:14:03,264
There you are.
The Queen will see you now.
262
00:14:08,310 --> 00:14:10,104
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
263
00:14:18,946 --> 00:14:20,614
(FROGS CROAKING)
264
00:14:23,492 --> 00:14:25,202
(CROAKING)
265
00:14:28,497 --> 00:14:33,044
You've been making yourself quite
at home sneaking around my castle.
266
00:14:34,045 --> 00:14:35,755
It's actually more
like my castle
267
00:14:35,838 --> 00:14:38,549
that you guys have made
some weird AM radio version of.
268
00:14:40,634 --> 00:14:43,846
What is it that you seek,
rude little Earth girl?
269
00:14:43,929 --> 00:14:46,140
The woman and child
you stole.
270
00:14:48,642 --> 00:14:49,852
You made a deal.
271
00:14:49,935 --> 00:14:55,399
That deal was inhumane
bullshit, made under total duress.
272
00:14:58,736 --> 00:15:00,488
Look, just tell me
what you want, okay, lady?
273
00:15:00,571 --> 00:15:02,239
The child is mine.
274
00:15:04,825 --> 00:15:07,119
Now, onto the business
at hand...
275
00:15:07,203 --> 00:15:08,913
No, the baby is
the business.
276
00:15:08,996 --> 00:15:12,291
FAIRY QUEEN: Ember is
dangerously bored of Fillory.
277
00:15:12,374 --> 00:15:17,671
You underestimated how
devastating it can be to displease a god.
278
00:15:18,547 --> 00:15:22,009
We've been trying to get a
hold of Ember for months.
279
00:15:22,676 --> 00:15:23,969
He ignores us.
280
00:15:24,053 --> 00:15:26,764
Because you ask for things.
281
00:15:26,847 --> 00:15:29,975
Offer something
to him instead.
282
00:15:30,810 --> 00:15:32,478
How do you know all this?
283
00:15:33,729 --> 00:15:38,234
As it is in our shared interest
for your High King to succeed,
284
00:15:38,317 --> 00:15:40,319
I'm inclined to
let you go help him.
285
00:15:40,402 --> 00:15:41,445
Great.
286
00:15:41,529 --> 00:15:44,406
Josh, Fen, the baby
and I will go right now.
287
00:15:44,490 --> 00:15:47,118
You know it doesn't
work that way.
288
00:15:47,618 --> 00:15:50,371
Now, are you familiar
with this?
289
00:15:51,789 --> 00:15:52,873
No...
290
00:15:52,957 --> 00:15:54,333
Fucking goddamn...
(SNIFFS)
291
00:15:54,416 --> 00:15:55,584
Smells good. (LAUGHS)
292
00:15:55,668 --> 00:15:57,628
Even better to a god.
293
00:15:57,711 --> 00:15:59,713
It will draw Ember.
294
00:16:00,881 --> 00:16:03,259
Take it, bake it into...
295
00:16:03,342 --> 00:16:06,178
I know this one.
Little cakes.
296
00:16:06,262 --> 00:16:08,597
He loves little cakes.
297
00:16:08,806 --> 00:16:09,807
Okay.
298
00:16:10,766 --> 00:16:12,351
Point the way back.
299
00:16:12,434 --> 00:16:14,228
Certainly.
300
00:16:14,311 --> 00:16:17,398
As soon as
I've exacted the toll.
301
00:16:18,065 --> 00:16:22,111
Travel from this world costs,
dear. I don't make the rules.
302
00:16:22,736 --> 00:16:25,906
Oh, that's right.
Yes, I do.
303
00:16:27,032 --> 00:16:29,910
We'll be seeing each
other soon, I suspect.
304
00:16:38,586 --> 00:16:41,088
So, how is Alice?
305
00:16:41,922 --> 00:16:43,507
Okay, Eliot, I...
We need your help, Q.
306
00:16:45,926 --> 00:16:48,679
You gave her the no-secret-cutting
shit from the keg, right?
307
00:16:48,762 --> 00:16:51,015
Yes, physically
she's perfectly safe.
308
00:16:51,098 --> 00:16:53,267
But mentally...
(SIGHS HEAVILY)
309
00:16:55,978 --> 00:16:57,354
What am I
supposed to do?
310
00:17:09,700 --> 00:17:12,786
You know what you learn
when you're a High King?
311
00:17:14,830 --> 00:17:17,249
Screwing up
is inevitable.
312
00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:21,378
And there are some fuck ups
you can never unfuck.
313
00:17:21,462 --> 00:17:23,881
It's infuriating and
it's heartbreaking, but...
314
00:17:23,964 --> 00:17:25,925
I think
I destroyed her, Eliot.
315
00:17:26,008 --> 00:17:28,469
She made plenty of her
own choices along the way.
316
00:17:28,552 --> 00:17:29,887
I'm not saying
it doesn't suck.
317
00:17:29,970 --> 00:17:33,974
I'm saying,
Fillory needs you.
318
00:17:34,558 --> 00:17:37,895
You chose to be a king.
This is what that means.
319
00:17:41,565 --> 00:17:42,816
We have a plan,
320
00:17:45,319 --> 00:17:47,947
but we need someone
who speaks fluent fanboy.
321
00:17:51,158 --> 00:17:52,618
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
322
00:17:54,995 --> 00:17:59,041
What on Earth are you
doing here, sad little nerd king?
323
00:18:02,836 --> 00:18:02,962
You're sitting in
my chair, asshole.
324
00:18:02,962 --> 00:18:04,672
You're sitting in
my chair, asshole.
325
00:18:04,964 --> 00:18:05,923
Where the hell
are the guards?
326
00:18:06,006 --> 00:18:07,174
Fast asleep, sorry.
327
00:18:07,258 --> 00:18:09,218
Watch where you
point that thing.
328
00:18:09,301 --> 00:18:12,471
Dad, you're okay.
329
00:18:12,554 --> 00:18:15,808
I had to do this.
You were a rat...
330
00:18:15,891 --> 00:18:17,142
Can I have
my throne back now?
331
00:18:17,810 --> 00:18:20,896
I'll fight if you want. I've become
pretty boss with a broadsword.
332
00:18:20,980 --> 00:18:24,483
You have, so don't.
333
00:18:24,566 --> 00:18:25,609
(SIGHS)
334
00:18:25,693 --> 00:18:26,819
Fine.
335
00:18:32,157 --> 00:18:34,410
Always did like
to storm out.
336
00:18:34,493 --> 00:18:35,869
(DOOR SLAMS)
337
00:18:36,912 --> 00:18:38,289
I should go, too.
338
00:18:38,372 --> 00:18:41,041
I should be there for my
people, whatever happens.
339
00:18:41,166 --> 00:18:42,418
You mean,
in case I fail?
340
00:18:42,501 --> 00:18:43,836
You won't.
341
00:18:44,878 --> 00:18:45,963
(CHUCKLES)
342
00:18:46,797 --> 00:18:49,925
You know, since
Ember banished me,
343
00:18:50,009 --> 00:18:54,471
I wonder if that nullified
my whole Fillorian contract.
344
00:19:00,519 --> 00:19:02,062
We could check.
345
00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:20,789
Okay, so the thing is, this, um,
Blank Spot, it's coming up fast.
346
00:19:20,873 --> 00:19:22,333
And it lines up
with everything
347
00:19:22,416 --> 00:19:23,917
that you were saying
about Ember.
348
00:19:24,168 --> 00:19:26,420
Is this tree
too asymmetrical?
349
00:19:27,087 --> 00:19:28,714
It's nice. I...
350
00:19:30,591 --> 00:19:32,009
(SIGHS)
351
00:19:32,092 --> 00:19:34,678
So, there's no way that you
would want to help us, like, at all?
352
00:19:36,430 --> 00:19:40,517
One cannot just show up after
one's faked one's own death.
353
00:19:41,810 --> 00:19:43,395
I'm sorry.
354
00:19:44,146 --> 00:19:46,315
The end of Fillory
makes me sad as well.
355
00:19:46,398 --> 00:19:48,442
So Fillory really is done?
356
00:19:49,610 --> 00:19:53,447
I like you.
You care about things.
357
00:19:54,448 --> 00:19:57,034
Yeah, it's not really a
trait that's helped me much.
358
00:19:57,117 --> 00:19:58,202
But it could be,
359
00:19:58,285 --> 00:20:00,662
if it were applied to not
trying to fix the unfixable,
360
00:20:00,746 --> 00:20:05,167
but rather something
fresh and more perfect.
361
00:20:05,918 --> 00:20:07,294
Like, say...
362
00:20:11,298 --> 00:20:13,926
Care to take a visit?
Make some notes?
363
00:20:15,469 --> 00:20:16,553
Um, I, uh...
364
00:20:16,637 --> 00:20:19,723
I'm sorry, but you're
acting like I'm asking you,
365
00:20:19,807 --> 00:20:22,142
whereas I am a god
and you're a hairless monkey,
366
00:20:22,226 --> 00:20:25,270
so nod and say thank you.
367
00:20:25,354 --> 00:20:26,397
(MOUTHING)
All right!
368
00:20:27,147 --> 00:20:30,109
Let's go to the pocket world
formerly known as Cuba!
369
00:20:30,192 --> 00:20:31,568
(WHOOSHING)
370
00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:42,996
(RHYTHMIC THRUMMING)
371
00:20:45,457 --> 00:20:47,000
JOSH: Whoa.
(MARGO BREATHING HEAVILY)
372
00:20:47,376 --> 00:20:49,795
Coming back from
the Fairy world
373
00:20:49,878 --> 00:20:52,256
was a little rockier
than getting there.
374
00:20:52,339 --> 00:20:54,174
You don't fucking say.
375
00:20:55,217 --> 00:20:56,552
Are you okay?
376
00:21:01,140 --> 00:21:02,141
Jesus.
377
00:21:03,851 --> 00:21:06,103
Fen wouldn't come because
they have your daughter.
378
00:21:07,354 --> 00:21:08,730
I'm sorry.
379
00:21:09,398 --> 00:21:13,444
I'll keep trying.
I promise, El.
380
00:21:14,278 --> 00:21:17,614
First, we need to deal
with that cock Ember.
381
00:21:17,698 --> 00:21:19,700
We come bearing bait.
(CHUCKLES)
382
00:21:24,163 --> 00:21:27,332
I look like Jack Sparrow
if he were played by a man.
383
00:21:27,416 --> 00:21:31,503
I was actually thinking
more like a Fembot Nick Fury.
384
00:21:35,549 --> 00:21:37,468
Look...
No, I need to...
385
00:21:37,551 --> 00:21:39,636
I know. Okay?
386
00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:41,054
I was angry.
387
00:21:41,138 --> 00:21:44,433
And scared of what
you were capable of.
388
00:21:44,516 --> 00:21:47,311
But you were doing your
best in an impossible position
389
00:21:47,394 --> 00:21:50,063
that would have crushed
anyone, myself included.
390
00:21:50,772 --> 00:21:52,900
Wait, is your good eye
crying right now?
391
00:21:53,275 --> 00:21:55,486
No...
392
00:21:55,569 --> 00:21:57,571
Yes.
393
00:21:57,654 --> 00:22:00,282
And it's not my good eye.
It's my only fucking eye.
394
00:22:00,365 --> 00:22:01,408
(CHUCKLES)
395
00:22:01,492 --> 00:22:05,287
It's not funny, you dick.
I'm a cyclops.
396
00:22:05,370 --> 00:22:09,708
A mythological monster
at last. Box checked.
397
00:22:11,502 --> 00:22:12,920
We're trying too hard.
398
00:22:13,003 --> 00:22:14,004
Pardon?
399
00:22:15,714 --> 00:22:18,091
To just blow past
and banter.
400
00:22:21,428 --> 00:22:24,932
It's not the same. Let's
not pretend it is, okay?
401
00:22:27,851 --> 00:22:29,603
That makes it hurt worse.
402
00:22:29,686 --> 00:22:33,941
I guess we'll just have to live with
the strain till the future reveals itself.
403
00:22:36,401 --> 00:22:40,364
Meantime, that future's gonna be
a big, blank, post-apocalyptic nada
404
00:22:40,447 --> 00:22:42,366
unless we do
what we do best.
405
00:22:42,449 --> 00:22:46,662
Act out with a total lack of
empathy and impulse control?
406
00:22:46,954 --> 00:22:49,122
Party like the world
depends on it.
407
00:22:50,082 --> 00:22:53,293
'Cause, Bambi-One-Eye,
it do.
408
00:22:55,963 --> 00:22:58,966
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
(LAUGHTER, CHATTER)
409
00:22:59,633 --> 00:23:01,051
(MOANING SOFTLY)
410
00:23:15,232 --> 00:23:16,483
Oh, my God.
411
00:23:16,567 --> 00:23:18,443
I threw better orgies
when I was 10.
412
00:23:18,527 --> 00:23:20,737
I give you
little cakes.
413
00:23:21,405 --> 00:23:23,365
(ALL APPLAUDING)
414
00:23:23,448 --> 00:23:26,243
JOSH: I know they're irresistible.
It's the candied Fairy hemp.
415
00:23:26,326 --> 00:23:29,538
But resist. This is
for our guest of honor.
416
00:23:29,830 --> 00:23:31,665
(PEOPLE MURMURING)
417
00:23:51,518 --> 00:23:52,853
NIGEL: Be brutal.
418
00:23:55,939 --> 00:23:57,149
It's really...
419
00:23:57,649 --> 00:23:59,359
It's really linear.
420
00:24:09,119 --> 00:24:10,746
(CHAIR SCRAPING)
421
00:24:20,380 --> 00:24:21,840
How's the Linguini?
422
00:24:40,317 --> 00:24:41,568
There's nothing wrong
with it.
423
00:24:41,693 --> 00:24:44,738
Excellent. That's excellent.
(CLEARS THROAT)
424
00:24:46,406 --> 00:24:47,658
It's maybe a little, uh...
425
00:24:48,450 --> 00:24:49,493
Chewy?
426
00:24:49,743 --> 00:24:50,744
Bland.
427
00:24:50,827 --> 00:24:53,038
Bland "good"? Or...
428
00:24:53,121 --> 00:24:54,831
Bland is never
really good or bad.
429
00:24:54,915 --> 00:24:56,166
It appeals
to all tastes.
430
00:24:56,249 --> 00:24:57,334
Sure.
431
00:24:58,919 --> 00:25:04,591
But usually people, uh... Creatures
who can think, gods, even...
432
00:25:04,675 --> 00:25:06,176
They sometimes
like the unknown,
433
00:25:06,259 --> 00:25:08,720
the unexpected,
even the offensive.
434
00:25:10,138 --> 00:25:11,765
Little bit of, uh...
435
00:25:20,482 --> 00:25:21,608
Chaos.
436
00:25:38,208 --> 00:25:39,793
Happy now?
437
00:25:40,627 --> 00:25:41,628
You know
who'd love this?
438
00:25:41,712 --> 00:25:46,133
Who'd create an entire
world out of this greasy stain?
439
00:25:47,551 --> 00:25:48,635
My brother.
440
00:25:48,719 --> 00:25:50,721
Yes, Ember would
make a mess...
441
00:25:50,804 --> 00:25:53,140
Do not speak to me
of Ember!
442
00:25:55,267 --> 00:25:59,146
I like you, boy,
but I have a temper.
443
00:25:59,813 --> 00:26:01,815
Wait, what about
a human sacrifice?
444
00:26:01,940 --> 00:26:04,651
No! Unless the cakes
are bad. (SIGHS)
445
00:26:04,735 --> 00:26:07,028
Well, they smell great, but I
don't think they're working, so...
446
00:26:07,112 --> 00:26:09,823
(WHOOSHING)
EMBER: Little cakes.
447
00:26:10,907 --> 00:26:12,409
Mmm. Oh!
448
00:26:13,326 --> 00:26:15,078
Mmm. Oh, oh.
449
00:26:15,746 --> 00:26:16,747
Oh, yes.
450
00:26:17,456 --> 00:26:20,751
Welcome, Ember, God of Gods.
451
00:26:20,834 --> 00:26:24,629
Wait, didn't
I banish you?
452
00:26:24,713 --> 00:26:26,006
You did,
Lord of All, but...
453
00:26:26,089 --> 00:26:27,591
I didn't expect this...
I can explain...
454
00:26:27,674 --> 00:26:30,260
I love it.
455
00:26:30,469 --> 00:26:32,721
(SIGHS) A genuine twist,
a true surprise. (GIGGLES)
456
00:26:32,804 --> 00:26:34,765
When was the last time
that happened around here?
457
00:26:34,848 --> 00:26:37,350
Exactly, and we're
really sorry about that.
458
00:26:37,434 --> 00:26:40,854
We've fallen down on the job,
but boredom is death,
459
00:26:40,937 --> 00:26:41,938
I totally agree.
460
00:26:42,022 --> 00:26:44,191
Isn't it, though?
It is.
461
00:26:45,734 --> 00:26:50,489
But we can make Fillory more
exciting and watchable than ever.
462
00:26:50,572 --> 00:26:51,573
That's our pitch.
463
00:26:51,656 --> 00:26:53,617
It's a new chapter,
and the title is,
464
00:26:53,700 --> 00:26:56,453
"Shit Tons of
Drama and Surprise."
465
00:26:56,536 --> 00:26:58,538
Intriguing.
466
00:27:01,041 --> 00:27:02,000
How?
467
00:27:02,083 --> 00:27:03,794
Don't destroy Fillory.
468
00:27:03,877 --> 00:27:05,629
Shake things up, yes.
469
00:27:05,712 --> 00:27:06,755
Like the rats.
470
00:27:06,838 --> 00:27:08,465
ELIOT: (LAUGHS) Yeah.
The rats were hilarious.
471
00:27:08,548 --> 00:27:09,800
It was good, wasn't it?
472
00:27:09,883 --> 00:27:12,010
We're all still
laughing. Right?
473
00:27:12,093 --> 00:27:13,428
Mmm-hmm.
Laughing?
474
00:27:13,595 --> 00:27:15,555
(ALL LAUGHING)
475
00:27:17,808 --> 00:27:20,268
There's so much
more to do here.
476
00:27:20,352 --> 00:27:23,814
So many twists and surprises
this world can offer. Mmm.
477
00:27:23,897 --> 00:27:27,734
Think back to the moment you
created the first blades of grass.
478
00:27:27,818 --> 00:27:28,902
Sentient trees.
479
00:27:28,985 --> 00:27:30,070
Talking animals.
480
00:27:30,153 --> 00:27:31,154
ELIOT: The Wellspring.
481
00:27:31,238 --> 00:27:34,533
Think back to what you
built with your brother Umber.
482
00:27:34,616 --> 00:27:37,077
My brother, rest his soul,
483
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:40,497
was nothing but a simpering,
sniping, anal retentive critic.
484
00:27:40,580 --> 00:27:41,665
As well as a...
485
00:27:41,748 --> 00:27:48,505
Greedy, promiscuous, selfish,
credit-hogging, mouse-eating slob.
486
00:27:48,588 --> 00:27:50,131
Any talk of this
is mere whimsy.
487
00:27:50,215 --> 00:27:52,342
And it is whimsy itself that I
am tired of and finished with.
488
00:27:52,425 --> 00:27:53,802
We get it, we do.
489
00:27:53,885 --> 00:27:56,471
I mean, try ruling a world
of whimsy, am I right?
490
00:27:56,555 --> 00:27:58,515
Mmm. Not so whimsical, actually.
491
00:27:58,598 --> 00:28:00,851
Well, then,
let's get it over with.
492
00:28:00,934 --> 00:28:03,812
Why wait?
Let's start right now.
493
00:28:04,145 --> 00:28:06,064
No, no, no.
(RUMBLING)
494
00:28:06,147 --> 00:28:09,276
Okay, wait a minute. Rewind, rewind,
rewind. (PEOPLE SCREAMING)
495
00:28:14,239 --> 00:28:15,991
Stop! Are you insane,
you can't...
496
00:28:16,074 --> 00:28:17,617
Margo! I mean, we meant,
497
00:28:17,701 --> 00:28:18,952
make it better,
make it better.
498
00:28:19,035 --> 00:28:21,621
Less whimsical ! More
meaner maybe, more you.
499
00:28:21,705 --> 00:28:23,665
Maybe. If I didn't
have to do it alone.
500
00:28:24,124 --> 00:28:26,418
Say what you will about
my dear departed brother,
501
00:28:26,501 --> 00:28:28,879
but he was a demon
for overwork.
502
00:28:28,962 --> 00:28:30,171
Hmm. He had a strange
love for this...
503
00:28:30,255 --> 00:28:32,591
Poor accursed place.
504
00:28:32,674 --> 00:28:35,886
Too late to be helped now.
I couldn't bear to go back.
505
00:28:35,969 --> 00:28:38,096
(STUTTERS)
I won't. I won't.
506
00:28:38,179 --> 00:28:40,557
Um, actually,
we're already there.
507
00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:42,142
Where?
508
00:28:42,225 --> 00:28:46,104
Apocalypse, apocalypse,
apocalypse! (LAUGHING)
509
00:28:46,187 --> 00:28:47,689
Isn't it wonderful?
510
00:28:52,235 --> 00:28:54,863
What are you doing?
You're making a mess!
511
00:28:55,572 --> 00:28:56,698
(GRUNTING)
512
00:29:04,289 --> 00:29:07,667
I'm back? (CHUCKLES)
513
00:29:08,376 --> 00:29:09,502
EMBER: You're alive.
514
00:29:10,503 --> 00:29:12,005
(LAUGHS)
515
00:29:12,672 --> 00:29:14,841
How is this possible, brother?
516
00:29:15,508 --> 00:29:19,220
You died battling
Martin to save me.
517
00:29:19,304 --> 00:29:20,513
(CHUCKLES)
518
00:29:21,890 --> 00:29:23,183
Why are you afraid?
519
00:29:24,309 --> 00:29:27,354
I am so pleased.
520
00:29:32,609 --> 00:29:34,444
Martin told me you died...
521
00:29:36,279 --> 00:29:37,572
When he banished me.
522
00:29:37,656 --> 00:29:39,616
Hey, guys.
How about a hug?
523
00:29:39,699 --> 00:29:41,284
MARGO: This is
a family reunion.
524
00:29:41,368 --> 00:29:43,036
EMBER: This was
a family betrayal.
525
00:29:44,204 --> 00:29:45,205
Wasn't it?
526
00:29:46,373 --> 00:29:47,374
Wasn't it?
527
00:29:47,457 --> 00:29:48,875
No!
528
00:29:49,668 --> 00:29:52,796
No! I can't be here.
529
00:29:53,129 --> 00:29:58,176
Oh ! All this time, I
thought Martin so powerful.
530
00:29:59,386 --> 00:30:01,262
But, no.
531
00:30:01,346 --> 00:30:04,516
He was merely
a brilliant deal maker.
532
00:30:05,892 --> 00:30:10,605
My banishment for your life.
533
00:30:10,689 --> 00:30:15,902
Your puny, petty, putrid,
534
00:30:15,986 --> 00:30:18,071
nothing of a soul spark.
535
00:30:18,405 --> 00:30:19,739
(GRUNTS)
536
00:30:21,700 --> 00:30:22,951
(ALL GRUNTING)
537
00:30:23,535 --> 00:30:24,703
Please.
538
00:30:24,786 --> 00:30:26,079
(GRUNTS)
(GROANS)
539
00:30:27,122 --> 00:30:28,164
Please!
540
00:30:28,248 --> 00:30:32,043
You always were
the weak one.
541
00:30:32,127 --> 00:30:33,253
(CHOKING)
(LAUGHS)
542
00:30:38,425 --> 00:30:39,467
(SWORD CLANGING)
543
00:30:39,551 --> 00:30:40,510
(CHOKING)
544
00:30:40,593 --> 00:30:41,720
(GRUNTS)
545
00:30:43,555 --> 00:30:45,265
(CHANTING QUIETLY)
546
00:30:52,439 --> 00:30:54,107
Come and get me,
you fucking baby.
547
00:30:56,109 --> 00:30:57,485
You wanna know
why you're so bored?
548
00:30:57,569 --> 00:31:00,405
Because you're too
stupid to get it,
549
00:31:00,488 --> 00:31:03,324
you're too spoiled and
entitled to understand...
550
00:31:03,408 --> 00:31:06,286
How dare you?
I am a god.
551
00:31:06,369 --> 00:31:08,872
Are you? Really?
552
00:31:08,955 --> 00:31:10,707
I'm not impressed.
553
00:31:10,790 --> 00:31:13,460
I've met scary gods.
And you?
554
00:31:14,294 --> 00:31:16,463
You're nothing
but a petty tyrant.
555
00:31:16,921 --> 00:31:18,214
(CHOKING)
556
00:31:21,801 --> 00:31:22,927
(EMBER GRUNTS)
557
00:31:23,136 --> 00:31:24,471
(PANTING)
558
00:31:25,638 --> 00:31:27,849
Quentin? (GROANS)
559
00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:33,063
You always surprise.
560
00:31:33,146 --> 00:31:34,230
(GROANS)
561
00:31:37,067 --> 00:31:38,276
(EMBER WHIMPERS)
562
00:31:44,908 --> 00:31:46,076
(GASPS)
563
00:31:46,576 --> 00:31:47,911
Holy fuck.
564
00:31:49,996 --> 00:31:50,997
ELIOT: Q?
565
00:31:53,166 --> 00:31:55,668
I think you just saved
the whole world.
566
00:32:10,058 --> 00:32:13,061
ELIOT: We are officially
a land of godless heathens,
567
00:32:13,144 --> 00:32:16,856
making today the first day
of our societal adulthood.
568
00:32:17,190 --> 00:32:21,236
I, for one, am slightly
terrified and equally excited.
569
00:32:21,319 --> 00:32:23,029
And trying not to break
into Hamilton.
570
00:32:23,488 --> 00:32:27,867
And so I turn over the next phase of
our maturation to our High Queen Margo.
571
00:32:28,701 --> 00:32:30,161
We need a constitution.
572
00:32:30,662 --> 00:32:31,663
PICKWICK: Pardon?
573
00:32:31,955 --> 00:32:35,708
These are some pretty good ones
here so let's rip off the best parts.
574
00:32:47,595 --> 00:32:48,847
Hungry?
575
00:32:51,057 --> 00:32:54,060
I know Mayakovsky said
soft bland food for a while,
576
00:32:56,437 --> 00:33:00,066
but I can see
that's not really working.
577
00:33:00,150 --> 00:33:02,902
So I stopped by the farm
578
00:33:02,986 --> 00:33:07,073
where Fogg gets
his weekly rasher of bacon.
579
00:33:07,657 --> 00:33:08,867
No, thanks.
580
00:33:08,950 --> 00:33:10,076
QUENTIN: You sure?
581
00:33:11,870 --> 00:33:12,871
(GROANS)
582
00:33:12,954 --> 00:33:14,998
Because I tried it
583
00:33:15,081 --> 00:33:19,794
and, uh, it's amazing.
584
00:33:22,630 --> 00:33:24,966
ALICE: I know what
you're trying to do.
585
00:33:26,885 --> 00:33:29,929
I'm just trying to do
breakfast food. That's all.
586
00:33:37,312 --> 00:33:39,022
Oh, fuck you.
587
00:33:41,941 --> 00:33:43,026
Mmm.
588
00:33:44,027 --> 00:33:45,612
Please.
589
00:33:51,618 --> 00:33:52,702
Fuck.
590
00:33:53,286 --> 00:33:54,537
Gluttony.
591
00:33:55,663 --> 00:33:57,832
It's an excellent part
of being human.
592
00:34:00,126 --> 00:34:02,295
I don't remember
many others.
593
00:34:02,629 --> 00:34:03,838
Really?
594
00:34:06,716 --> 00:34:07,800
Ugh.
595
00:34:10,261 --> 00:34:13,264
Hmm, my hands
are all greasy.
596
00:34:13,932 --> 00:34:15,016
Ugh.
597
00:34:15,433 --> 00:34:17,852
With every good thing
no matter how small it is,
598
00:34:19,687 --> 00:34:24,150
it's always married to something
so completely disgusting.
599
00:34:25,443 --> 00:34:27,237
You can't escape it.
600
00:34:27,820 --> 00:34:31,950
You're right. It's
gross. We are animals.
601
00:34:50,551 --> 00:34:52,387
Why does that feel
so good?
602
00:34:58,434 --> 00:35:00,687
I don't know.
603
00:35:01,437 --> 00:35:02,897
It just does.
604
00:35:05,024 --> 00:35:06,609
And always did.
605
00:35:16,703 --> 00:35:17,787
(BREATHING RAGGEDLY)
606
00:35:20,164 --> 00:35:21,291
(CHUCKLES)
607
00:35:35,888 --> 00:35:37,682
(FOGHORN BLOWING)
608
00:35:43,563 --> 00:35:46,566
Look, I need your help.
609
00:36:08,671 --> 00:36:10,006
I'm not gonna beg.
610
00:36:10,089 --> 00:36:12,008
I'm not gonna use guilt.
I have no leverage.
611
00:36:12,091 --> 00:36:15,595
But Penny is in the Library.
He can be your mole.
612
00:36:15,678 --> 00:36:17,889
But to do that,
he'd have to be alive.
613
00:36:23,561 --> 00:36:25,521
He'd never know.
614
00:36:25,605 --> 00:36:29,817
Whatever you need, ask me
about it. He tells me, I tell you.
615
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:38,117
Who saved her man's life, so
maybe not. Big picture, right?
616
00:36:40,286 --> 00:36:41,287
Deal?
617
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:45,124
Deal.
618
00:36:48,169 --> 00:36:51,714
You know, I probably
shouldn't say this out loud, but...
619
00:36:53,925 --> 00:36:55,927
This was kind of
an okay day.
620
00:36:57,762 --> 00:36:59,389
Are you bragging?
621
00:36:59,597 --> 00:37:00,681
No...
622
00:37:03,309 --> 00:37:05,061
Kind of.
623
00:37:05,144 --> 00:37:06,813
Not about this.
624
00:37:06,896 --> 00:37:08,272
Entirely.
625
00:37:11,192 --> 00:37:13,444
I also kind of
killed a god.
626
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:15,863
(LAUGHS, SNORTS)
627
00:37:15,947 --> 00:37:17,824
Huh. Hilarious.
628
00:37:18,825 --> 00:37:20,618
No. Serious.
629
00:37:22,328 --> 00:37:23,538
Ember...
630
00:37:25,998 --> 00:37:30,586
I mean, he was erasing
the whole thing.
631
00:37:30,670 --> 00:37:32,797
Wait,
you can't be serious.
632
00:37:33,339 --> 00:37:34,340
Yeah.
633
00:37:34,424 --> 00:37:36,634
No, no, no.
634
00:37:36,717 --> 00:37:37,760
No, I didn't want to.
635
00:37:37,844 --> 00:37:40,138
He just killed his brother,
he was going after Julia.
636
00:37:40,221 --> 00:37:42,265
He was
genocidally insane...
637
00:37:42,348 --> 00:37:44,225
You don't get it.
638
00:37:44,767 --> 00:37:46,060
Jesus.
639
00:37:46,144 --> 00:37:48,271
When I was a Niff in,
I... I saw things.
640
00:37:48,354 --> 00:37:50,106
I saw everything from
the beginning of time.
641
00:37:50,189 --> 00:37:51,274
Alice, calm down.
642
00:37:51,357 --> 00:37:53,776
No. I understand the way
the universe works, Q.
643
00:37:53,860 --> 00:37:57,238
The Wellspring,
the hierarchies, the plumbing.
644
00:37:57,321 --> 00:37:59,740
I was inside it.
645
00:37:59,824 --> 00:38:02,535
Gods like Ember
have parents, you idiot.
646
00:38:04,078 --> 00:38:05,371
I'm not following.
647
00:38:05,455 --> 00:38:06,539
The Old Gods.
648
00:38:06,622 --> 00:38:09,625
The creators of the
universe, of all magic itself.
649
00:38:09,709 --> 00:38:12,086
To Ember,
we're like toys,
650
00:38:12,170 --> 00:38:14,505
but to the them
we're cells.
651
00:38:14,589 --> 00:38:15,965
When we're harmless,
they ignore us.
652
00:38:16,048 --> 00:38:18,843
But when we become malignant,
they amputate.
653
00:38:18,968 --> 00:38:20,595
Now, if you're gonna use
stones like this. (DOOR OPENS)
654
00:38:20,678 --> 00:38:22,180
It's imperative that...
655
00:38:23,389 --> 00:38:27,685
Excuse me.
Excuse me. This...
656
00:38:28,478 --> 00:38:29,604
QUENTIN: Okay. Wait.
657
00:38:29,687 --> 00:38:34,150
There's an actual plumber, like
the Mario Brother of the gods?
658
00:38:34,233 --> 00:38:35,234
Yes.
659
00:38:35,359 --> 00:38:37,570
And he can just... I
guarantee you, he's doing it.
660
00:38:39,405 --> 00:38:40,656
(POWER WINDING DOWN)
661
00:38:40,740 --> 00:38:42,074
(ALL GASP)
662
00:38:45,411 --> 00:38:47,288
(ALARM WHOOPING)
663
00:38:47,371 --> 00:38:48,498
FEMALE AUTOMATED VOICE:
(ON PA) Attention.
664
00:38:48,581 --> 00:38:52,001
Please keep calm and
follow all code procedures.
665
00:38:52,084 --> 00:38:53,503
Please remember
not to interact
666
00:38:53,586 --> 00:38:56,255
and safely gather all the
things as you cautiously exit.
667
00:38:58,758 --> 00:39:01,135
Attention. Please
keep calm and follow...
668
00:39:12,438 --> 00:39:13,439
(CLANGS)
669
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:20,446
Professor!
670
00:39:20,530 --> 00:39:21,906
Mayakovsky!
671
00:39:30,206 --> 00:39:31,457
Holy shit.
672
00:39:40,132 --> 00:39:43,344
All right, everyone. Open
your books to Chapter 16.
673
00:40:02,572 --> 00:40:08,786
Who can translate the Borkulo
Rendering from its original Hungarian?
674
00:40:09,870 --> 00:40:13,332
No point in raising hands.
Remember?
675
00:40:15,751 --> 00:40:16,752
I can.
676
00:40:16,836 --> 00:40:18,963
Dean Fogg?
Sorry to interrupt...
677
00:40:19,046 --> 00:40:20,840
Yes, Josh. Go ahead.
678
00:40:21,215 --> 00:40:22,466
Well, I was online
last night...
679
00:40:22,550 --> 00:40:24,176
And the answer is no.
680
00:40:25,094 --> 00:40:31,100
There is no actual evidence of a
magical surge in Sedona, Arizona.
681
00:40:31,225 --> 00:40:35,896
Yeah, but what about... Or
Kenya or Machu Picchu or China.
682
00:40:37,982 --> 00:40:39,191
Or anywhere.
683
00:40:41,694 --> 00:40:43,237
Magic is gone.
684
00:40:44,363 --> 00:40:46,282
The best we can do
is accept that
685
00:40:46,365 --> 00:40:50,870
and continue our theoretical
studies to stay ready for its return.
686
00:40:51,954 --> 00:40:53,581
So you think
that's possible.
687
00:40:53,664 --> 00:40:55,583
Anything is possible,
Alice.
688
00:40:56,125 --> 00:40:57,543
Was, anyway.
689
00:41:01,505 --> 00:41:03,299
MAN: Look at you.
690
00:41:03,382 --> 00:41:06,510
Playing the part of
the bright young girl.
691
00:41:07,053 --> 00:41:08,346
Joseph?
692
00:41:10,598 --> 00:41:12,058
Ah, yes.
693
00:41:12,683 --> 00:41:15,186
I can see my Alice
in there still.
694
00:41:15,895 --> 00:41:16,937
Good.
695
00:41:19,857 --> 00:41:20,816
Are you all right?
696
00:41:20,900 --> 00:41:23,569
I am as I appear. Dying.
697
00:41:24,779 --> 00:41:28,366
So, it is true?
Magic's gone everywhere.
698
00:41:28,449 --> 00:41:33,496
The creatures, cryptids,
sylphs, dragons, unicorns,
699
00:41:33,579 --> 00:41:36,749
even the pointless vampires
are all as they were.
700
00:41:37,750 --> 00:41:41,837
But those of us who drew on
the power of the Wellspring...
701
00:41:43,631 --> 00:41:44,799
Well, as you can see.
702
00:41:44,882 --> 00:41:45,841
I want to help.
703
00:41:45,925 --> 00:41:48,844
I'm here, Alice, because
it is you who needs help.
704
00:41:48,928 --> 00:41:50,012
What?
705
00:41:50,096 --> 00:41:52,765
As a Niff in,
you made enemies.
706
00:41:53,140 --> 00:41:56,018
I'm here to warn you
that one of them seeks you.
707
00:41:56,102 --> 00:41:57,103
Who?
708
00:41:57,186 --> 00:41:58,270
The Lamprey.
709
00:41:58,354 --> 00:42:01,232
You do recall what
you did to his family?
710
00:42:02,692 --> 00:42:03,693
Yes.
711
00:42:03,776 --> 00:42:05,319
Most amusing
at the time.
712
00:42:05,403 --> 00:42:09,156
But to The Lamprey,
cause for vengeance.
713
00:42:09,240 --> 00:42:12,368
It knows you're weak.
It knows you're here.
714
00:42:17,164 --> 00:42:18,374
What...
715
00:42:20,334 --> 00:42:21,419
(GASPING)
716
00:42:25,172 --> 00:42:28,634
MARGO: Democracy has
to take a backseat.
717
00:42:28,718 --> 00:42:32,555
Without magic,
the people are terrified.
718
00:42:32,638 --> 00:42:35,224
And that is just one step
from an angry mob...
719
00:42:35,307 --> 00:42:37,393
And that's how royal heads
end up in baskets.
720
00:42:37,476 --> 00:42:39,395
I get it. I get it.
721
00:42:39,478 --> 00:42:45,693
This is an undereducated,
pre-industrial populace, Eliot.
722
00:42:45,776 --> 00:42:47,319
They need to be ruled.
723
00:42:47,403 --> 00:42:49,613
They need to be inspired.
724
00:42:50,656 --> 00:42:54,744
They need to think they're being
inspired, as they're being ruled.
725
00:42:54,827 --> 00:42:58,831
I'm talking curfew,
martial law, conscription
726
00:42:58,914 --> 00:43:00,541
and severe
and public punishment.
727
00:43:00,624 --> 00:43:04,920
Okay, can we maybe make our way
to King and Queen Caligula, please?
728
00:43:05,004 --> 00:43:05,963
Maybe, uh...
729
00:43:06,046 --> 00:43:08,632
How do you not recognize
me? I'm the king's wife, tell them.
730
00:43:08,716 --> 00:43:09,842
Oh, my God.
731
00:43:15,055 --> 00:43:16,640
ELIOT: Are you okay?
Yes.
732
00:43:16,724 --> 00:43:18,517
How did you get here?
733
00:43:19,477 --> 00:43:22,813
Simple. (SNIFFS)
I just gave them my toes.
734
00:43:22,897 --> 00:43:25,524
Gave who your toes?
735
00:43:25,649 --> 00:43:26,942
The Fairies.
736
00:43:28,861 --> 00:43:30,863
I wanted to stay,
737
00:43:30,946 --> 00:43:34,492
to be close to our daughter,
but I had to warn you.
738
00:43:35,576 --> 00:43:36,702
They're coming.
739
00:43:38,704 --> 00:43:39,747
They're here.
740
00:43:40,039 --> 00:43:42,041
(GASPS)
(GOBLET CLATTERS)
741
00:44:23,958 --> 00:44:25,042
Boo.
742
00:44:26,418 --> 00:44:27,461
Hey.
743
00:44:27,545 --> 00:44:28,587
Hey.
744
00:44:28,671 --> 00:44:30,047
QUENTIN: Jules, I...
745
00:44:30,714 --> 00:44:31,966
JULIA: Hi. (LAUGHS)
746
00:44:33,843 --> 00:44:35,803
How did you get in here?
747
00:44:36,095 --> 00:44:38,931
Well, your fence
is a little shoddy.
748
00:44:39,932 --> 00:44:41,100
Right.
749
00:44:42,184 --> 00:44:44,603
Welcome to the new normal.
750
00:44:44,687 --> 00:44:47,773
You know, 'cause I killed
all magic fucking everywhere.
751
00:44:47,898 --> 00:44:49,275
(BOTH SCOFFING)
752
00:44:49,608 --> 00:44:53,195
JULIA: Sorry, that was
definitely a two-hander,
753
00:44:53,779 --> 00:44:55,781
I'll be burning in hell
right next to you.
754
00:44:55,865 --> 00:44:58,158
But, hey, at least
we have each other.
755
00:44:58,242 --> 00:44:59,285
Hmm.
756
00:45:01,245 --> 00:45:02,997
So, how are you?
757
00:45:04,290 --> 00:45:05,749
Fine.
758
00:45:05,833 --> 00:45:08,043
Listen...
How's law school?
759
00:45:09,128 --> 00:45:10,170
I quit.
760
00:45:10,504 --> 00:45:12,965
Okay. Why?
761
00:45:15,384 --> 00:45:18,304
Because I need
to show you something.
762
00:45:19,972 --> 00:45:23,392
And you need to promise me
that you're not going to tell anyone.
763
00:45:24,018 --> 00:45:26,270
'Cause you're the
only person that I trust.
764
00:45:28,814 --> 00:45:30,149
I promise.
765
00:45:36,322 --> 00:45:37,531
Jules, it's not gonna work.
766
00:45:37,615 --> 00:45:40,159
Just gimme a second.
(SIGHS)
767
00:45:40,242 --> 00:45:43,078
We all get flashes that
we can do it again, but it's...
768
00:45:43,162 --> 00:45:44,163
(SIZZLING)
769
00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:46,749
Oh, my God.
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
770
00:45:47,625 --> 00:45:48,626
How?
771
00:45:50,336 --> 00:45:51,837
I have no idea.
772
00:45:51,861 --> 00:45:56,861
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