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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:32,594 --> 00:01:35,597 Congratulations. You did it. 2 00:01:35,663 --> 00:01:37,765 Today is the day 3 00:01:37,832 --> 00:01:40,334 we dissolve this beautiful 4 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:42,302 but failed marriage. 5 00:01:42,369 --> 00:01:43,838 You're starting a new chapter. 6 00:01:43,905 --> 00:01:45,272 Together. 7 00:01:46,074 --> 00:01:47,809 Well, not together... 8 00:01:47,875 --> 00:01:49,510 Apart. 9 00:01:50,078 --> 00:01:52,479 I am just so... 10 00:01:52,547 --> 00:01:53,815 proud 11 00:01:53,881 --> 00:01:56,818 of you guys for arriving, 12 00:01:56,884 --> 00:01:58,218 at this place, 13 00:01:58,285 --> 00:02:00,454 peacefully in mediation. It's just wonderful. 14 00:02:00,521 --> 00:02:02,255 But even under the best of circumstances, 15 00:02:02,322 --> 00:02:03,925 divorce is still... 16 00:02:04,759 --> 00:02:07,294 one of the most traumatic experiences 17 00:02:07,361 --> 00:02:10,798 you will ever go through. It's a death, really. 18 00:02:10,865 --> 00:02:13,501 It's not just the end of this couple, 19 00:02:13,568 --> 00:02:15,435 it's the end of this family. 20 00:02:15,503 --> 00:02:17,805 I mean, think of all the things you'll miss. 21 00:02:17,872 --> 00:02:19,306 With shared custody, 22 00:02:19,373 --> 00:02:20,775 you might not be there the first time 23 00:02:20,842 --> 00:02:22,510 your daughter rides a bike. Her first date, 24 00:02:22,577 --> 00:02:24,344 her first time mounting a horse. 25 00:02:25,312 --> 00:02:27,481 My girl rides. 26 00:02:27,548 --> 00:02:30,685 And then you are destined to have to share your child 27 00:02:30,752 --> 00:02:32,720 with another woman. 28 00:02:33,721 --> 00:02:35,089 Or another man. 29 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:37,157 Of course, that could be possible. 30 00:02:37,224 --> 00:02:38,660 Or a woman. 31 00:02:38,726 --> 00:02:40,662 Or you know, maybe you are bi. 32 00:02:40,728 --> 00:02:42,630 Bi-curious, pan. 33 00:02:42,697 --> 00:02:44,297 I'm not here to judge I'm, you know... 34 00:02:44,364 --> 00:02:46,166 I'm here to avoid a judge. 35 00:02:48,368 --> 00:02:49,937 Fascinating guy. 36 00:02:50,004 --> 00:02:51,171 Ugh. 37 00:02:51,706 --> 00:02:53,941 When did you start smoking again? 38 00:02:54,008 --> 00:02:55,576 When we started divorcing. 39 00:02:55,643 --> 00:02:57,477 Fuck. I cannot. 40 00:02:57,545 --> 00:02:59,047 -You just... -What? 41 00:02:59,113 --> 00:03:01,082 Here, it's better than you drinking again, I guess. 42 00:03:01,149 --> 00:03:03,350 -Well, I'm not doing that. -Good. 43 00:03:05,119 --> 00:03:06,688 Thank you. I don't smoke 44 00:03:06,754 --> 00:03:08,623 -in front of Lucy, by the way. -You're welcome. 45 00:03:08,690 --> 00:03:10,591 -Good. -Because I know you're already going to be like, 46 00:03:10,658 --> 00:03:12,192 -"Don't smoke in front of Lucy." I don't. -Yeah. Don't. 47 00:03:12,259 --> 00:03:14,128 -I don't. -Also, don't smoke in front of any men, 48 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:16,363 if you're looking to get a date or a boyfriend, because it's gross. 49 00:03:16,430 --> 00:03:18,498 -You dated me. -How'd that turn out? 50 00:03:21,569 --> 00:03:22,603 Sorry. 51 00:03:23,638 --> 00:03:27,474 Um, I'm just gonna mention that on Sara's YouTube channel 52 00:03:27,542 --> 00:03:30,210 there are some really good deep breathing exercises. 53 00:03:30,277 --> 00:03:33,781 Uh, breath, relaxation, stress relief. 54 00:03:33,848 --> 00:03:35,917 -Maybe instead of that? -Oh, your new girlfriend 55 00:03:35,983 --> 00:03:39,187 has a YouTube channel to help me breathe? 56 00:03:39,252 --> 00:03:40,922 Yup. 57 00:03:40,988 --> 00:03:42,190 I am breathing. 58 00:03:42,255 --> 00:03:44,592 Very deeply. 59 00:03:45,093 --> 00:03:46,293 Okay. 60 00:03:48,261 --> 00:03:50,363 I fucking hate this. 61 00:03:59,874 --> 00:04:02,242 Fuck! 62 00:05:17,118 --> 00:05:19,287 Hey, sweetie. What are you working on? 63 00:05:19,352 --> 00:05:20,955 It's a list for you. 64 00:05:21,022 --> 00:05:22,790 -For me? -Yep. 65 00:05:22,857 --> 00:05:24,324 What is it? 66 00:05:24,391 --> 00:05:26,527 "If you're not this, then never mind"? 67 00:05:26,594 --> 00:05:27,829 What-- What is this? 68 00:05:27,895 --> 00:05:29,797 Requirements for your new boyfriend. 69 00:05:29,864 --> 00:05:31,833 -My new boyfriend? -Yeah. 70 00:05:31,899 --> 00:05:33,701 Sara says if you want something, 71 00:05:33,768 --> 00:05:35,503 you have to be really clear with your intentions 72 00:05:35,570 --> 00:05:37,470 in order to manifest them. 73 00:05:38,105 --> 00:05:39,574 Oh, okay. 74 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:40,942 And I really want you 75 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:43,177 - to have a boyfriend. - Why? 76 00:05:43,244 --> 00:05:44,946 Because I don't want you to be alone. 77 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:47,548 I'm not going to be alone. I have you. 78 00:05:47,615 --> 00:05:49,951 I know, but I won't be here all the time now, 79 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:51,853 and I want to make sure you have someone. 80 00:05:52,485 --> 00:05:54,822 -Okay. -He has to like cats and dogs. 81 00:05:54,889 --> 00:05:57,225 Mm-hmm. Wait, that... that could be hard. 82 00:05:57,291 --> 00:05:58,626 Cats and dogs? 83 00:05:58,693 --> 00:06:00,360 Has to be both. That's a deal-breaker. 84 00:06:00,427 --> 00:06:01,629 Okay, but they don't 85 00:06:01,696 --> 00:06:03,030 always like each other. 86 00:06:05,432 --> 00:06:06,466 Hey. Oh. 87 00:06:06,534 --> 00:06:08,435 Oh. 88 00:06:08,502 --> 00:06:10,738 - Hey, Kate. - Hey. 89 00:06:10,805 --> 00:06:12,273 Look what I'm making for my mom. 90 00:06:12,340 --> 00:06:15,142 It's the stuff my mom's new boyfriend has to have. 91 00:06:15,209 --> 00:06:16,711 It's an intentions list. 92 00:06:16,777 --> 00:06:18,478 If you want something, 93 00:06:18,546 --> 00:06:20,514 you have to see it really clearly first. 94 00:06:20,581 --> 00:06:23,416 Cool. Well, will you make me one to take to grad school? 95 00:06:23,483 --> 00:06:25,119 But I don't want you to go. 96 00:06:25,186 --> 00:06:27,922 Sweetie, I'm gonna come back every summer, I promise. 97 00:06:27,989 --> 00:06:32,093 I hate that everybody has to leave. 98 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:36,330 That's-- That's definitely true. 99 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:38,132 That happens when you get older. 100 00:06:38,199 --> 00:06:40,268 But the cool thing is, they always come back. 101 00:06:40,334 --> 00:06:42,435 -Oh, yay, macaroni! -Oh, yay! 102 00:06:42,503 --> 00:06:45,072 Well, I guess I'll, um, go get ready. 103 00:06:45,139 --> 00:06:46,674 Oh, please. Go have fun, 104 00:06:46,741 --> 00:06:48,242 because we're gonna have a lot of fun, right? 105 00:06:48,309 --> 00:06:49,510 Yeah. 106 00:06:50,878 --> 00:06:53,381 You hold all the power in the universe. 107 00:06:53,446 --> 00:06:55,116 This is good news. 108 00:06:55,182 --> 00:06:58,019 Because that means you create your reality. 109 00:06:58,085 --> 00:06:59,086 Are you kidding me? 110 00:06:59,153 --> 00:07:00,453 It's on you. 111 00:07:00,521 --> 00:07:01,722 Oh. 112 00:07:04,792 --> 00:07:05,993 Hi. 113 00:07:07,295 --> 00:07:08,763 Uh-oh. What's wrong? 114 00:07:08,829 --> 00:07:10,598 I was just stalking my 115 00:07:10,665 --> 00:07:12,633 ex's girlfriend on YouTube. 116 00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:14,001 That's a good idea. 117 00:07:14,068 --> 00:07:15,803 Why are you torturing yourself? 118 00:07:15,870 --> 00:07:17,705 You know, I just thought I'd make this day even better. 119 00:07:17,772 --> 00:07:20,875 Anyone whose job title is "influencer" 120 00:07:20,942 --> 00:07:23,411 needs to be shot right between the eyes. 121 00:07:23,476 --> 00:07:24,612 Lucy loves her. 122 00:07:24,679 --> 00:07:26,080 That's bullshit. She loves you. 123 00:07:26,147 --> 00:07:27,648 Right now, that... 124 00:07:27,715 --> 00:07:29,150 What is her name? Who cares? 125 00:07:29,216 --> 00:07:31,786 -Sara. -She's a shiny object, right? 126 00:07:31,852 --> 00:07:33,921 She's gonna hate her eventually like the rest of us. 127 00:07:33,988 --> 00:07:35,756 Well, I don't want her to hate her. 128 00:07:35,823 --> 00:07:37,858 See, I know you. You've got to get your anger out, 129 00:07:37,925 --> 00:07:40,027 'cause otherwise, you're gonna bottle it up inside 130 00:07:40,094 --> 00:07:41,429 and start doing some crazy shit. 131 00:07:41,494 --> 00:07:43,731 Crazy shit like starting an acting class 132 00:07:43,798 --> 00:07:45,366 the day I signed my divorce papers, 133 00:07:45,433 --> 00:07:46,567 like that crazy shit? 134 00:07:46,634 --> 00:07:48,602 See, now, that is not crazy. 135 00:07:48,669 --> 00:07:50,404 That is you, like, having a fresh start. 136 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,506 That's you going back to doing something that you loved 137 00:07:52,573 --> 00:07:54,075 before you started adulting 138 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:55,743 and being a mommy and all that. 139 00:07:55,810 --> 00:07:57,311 You used to be a pretty good actor. 140 00:07:57,378 --> 00:07:59,080 Remember how great you were in Fiddler? 141 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:00,648 That was in high school. 142 00:08:00,715 --> 00:08:02,450 I don't know. Miss Verona was like, 143 00:08:02,516 --> 00:08:05,920 "Oh, my God, you're the best actor we've ever seen." 144 00:08:05,987 --> 00:08:08,122 And you were like-- 145 00:08:08,189 --> 00:08:09,757 Stop. 146 00:08:09,824 --> 00:08:11,792 I knew that would get you laughing. 147 00:08:11,859 --> 00:08:13,394 I love you. Thank you. 148 00:08:13,461 --> 00:08:15,629 I love you. Ride or die. 149 00:08:15,696 --> 00:08:17,164 Ride or die. 150 00:08:20,668 --> 00:08:22,536 Why? 151 00:08:24,872 --> 00:08:26,273 Damn it! 152 00:08:31,545 --> 00:08:34,648 Wonderful!, wonderful! 153 00:08:34,715 --> 00:08:37,418 Thank you. Yes. 154 00:08:37,485 --> 00:08:39,420 Do not get up. 155 00:08:39,487 --> 00:08:41,989 No. No, no, no, no, no. 156 00:08:43,357 --> 00:08:45,693 You need... 157 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:47,294 ...to listen. 158 00:08:48,596 --> 00:08:49,864 Listen. 159 00:08:52,433 --> 00:08:55,102 Bad listening is bad acting. 160 00:08:55,169 --> 00:08:56,637 I will not have it. 161 00:08:56,704 --> 00:08:59,040 I just won't waste my time. 162 00:09:00,007 --> 00:09:01,709 Mm. 163 00:09:01,776 --> 00:09:03,544 I was just... 164 00:09:03,611 --> 00:09:05,346 One thing I can't stand, 165 00:09:05,413 --> 00:09:06,714 soft touch. 166 00:09:06,781 --> 00:09:07,782 -Okay. -Uh-huh. 167 00:09:07,848 --> 00:09:09,483 You want my attention? 168 00:09:09,550 --> 00:09:11,752 Better grab me, okay? 169 00:09:11,819 --> 00:09:13,220 Pull me by the hair. 170 00:09:13,287 --> 00:09:14,488 Yank it! 171 00:09:14,555 --> 00:09:15,823 Ram your tongue down my throat. 172 00:09:15,890 --> 00:09:18,125 -Huh. -Now, I'm aroused. 173 00:09:18,726 --> 00:09:20,494 Yes. What is your question? 174 00:09:20,561 --> 00:09:22,029 I'm just... I think I'm in the... 175 00:09:22,096 --> 00:09:24,165 I signed up for On-Camera Commercial. 176 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:25,466 That is correct. 177 00:09:25,534 --> 00:09:27,368 Oh. Okay. I just... 178 00:09:27,435 --> 00:09:30,471 I'm sorry, with all the crying and everything... 179 00:09:30,539 --> 00:09:31,839 Hm. 180 00:09:32,706 --> 00:09:34,075 What's your name? 181 00:09:34,909 --> 00:09:36,177 Lauren. 182 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:37,278 Lauren the new girl. 183 00:09:38,312 --> 00:09:39,613 That's right. 184 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:41,982 Who wants to tell Lauren why we cry 185 00:09:42,049 --> 00:09:44,819 in a commercial acting class, huh? 186 00:09:46,353 --> 00:09:47,888 No one. 187 00:09:48,789 --> 00:09:50,224 Shocking. 188 00:09:51,058 --> 00:09:53,894 If you can't act for 30 or 60 seconds, 189 00:09:53,961 --> 00:09:55,629 you can't act at all. 190 00:09:55,696 --> 00:09:58,365 Crying forces openness 191 00:09:58,432 --> 00:09:59,934 and vulnerability. 192 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:03,204 And openness and vulnerability make you a better actor. 193 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:05,372 If you can give me 194 00:10:05,439 --> 00:10:09,110 a fully realized performance in 30 seconds... 195 00:10:09,176 --> 00:10:12,213 ...that is good fucking acting! 196 00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:16,317 Kiki. Poor baby, you had to go potty. 197 00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:18,520 Patrick, clean that shit up and light a candle. 198 00:10:18,587 --> 00:10:21,956 I've paired you up for Blue Surge by Rebecca Gilman. 199 00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:23,924 One of you will be The Guy. 200 00:10:23,991 --> 00:10:25,793 One of you will be The Prostitute. 201 00:10:25,860 --> 00:10:27,728 But feel free to choose your roles 202 00:10:27,795 --> 00:10:30,164 regardless of gender or sex-work experience. 203 00:10:30,231 --> 00:10:33,267 Sex work is not a joke. 204 00:10:33,868 --> 00:10:35,970 Go, move. Look at the list. 205 00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:38,305 Check out your partner. 206 00:10:38,372 --> 00:10:39,907 Take a ten-minute break. 207 00:10:57,925 --> 00:10:59,561 -Thank you. -Yeah, anytime. 208 00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:02,531 I don't usually smoke, but that was, like, so intense. 209 00:11:02,597 --> 00:11:04,031 Oh, Liz is amazing. 210 00:11:04,098 --> 00:11:06,467 How do you have such gorgeous skin and smoke? 211 00:11:06,535 --> 00:11:08,335 Good genes. 212 00:11:08,402 --> 00:11:11,305 My mom's, like, 50 and looks 30. 213 00:11:11,372 --> 00:11:12,574 Your mom is 50? 214 00:11:12,641 --> 00:11:14,241 -Yeah. -Wow. 215 00:11:14,308 --> 00:11:16,944 Oh, my God. Is that a cushion cut? 216 00:11:17,011 --> 00:11:18,946 I forgot to take these off. 217 00:11:19,614 --> 00:11:20,881 I, um, 218 00:11:20,948 --> 00:11:22,449 signed my divorce papers today. 219 00:11:22,517 --> 00:11:24,553 -I got divorced, too! -Aw. 220 00:11:24,619 --> 00:11:26,521 I still have anxiety attacks. 221 00:11:26,588 --> 00:11:28,722 I read it takes six years to feel normal again, 222 00:11:28,789 --> 00:11:30,391 and I'm only halfway through my fifth. 223 00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:31,660 Yay. 224 00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:33,394 - Six years, huh. - Yeah. 225 00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:35,462 But the pain is great for the craft, you know? 226 00:11:35,530 --> 00:11:39,601 Yeah, no. The crying was, like, really good in there. 227 00:11:39,668 --> 00:11:41,101 - It was great. - Yeah. 228 00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:42,703 - Thank you. - Can I take a picture? 229 00:11:42,770 --> 00:11:44,438 -Sorry. -No, no, I'm finished. 230 00:11:44,506 --> 00:11:45,839 - Can I take a picture of this? - -Sure. 231 00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:47,274 My fiance got me this one. 232 00:11:47,341 --> 00:11:48,943 I'm not really crazy about it, 233 00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:50,377 but the setting of yours is perfect. 234 00:11:50,444 --> 00:11:51,779 You're engaged? 235 00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:53,347 Yeah, wedding is coming up soon. 236 00:11:53,414 --> 00:11:54,715 That's so exciting. 237 00:11:54,782 --> 00:11:56,618 -I guess. -You want it? 238 00:11:56,685 --> 00:11:59,019 -Yeah. -Don't take it, it's cursed. 239 00:11:59,688 --> 00:12:01,021 I guess I'll, um... 240 00:12:01,822 --> 00:12:04,225 take these off. 241 00:12:05,527 --> 00:12:06,827 Okay, guys. Break's over. 242 00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:08,762 Let's get back in there. 243 00:12:09,564 --> 00:12:11,165 Mm-hmm. 244 00:12:12,567 --> 00:12:14,603 Um, Lauren? 245 00:12:14,669 --> 00:12:16,470 -Yeah. -Uh... 246 00:12:18,673 --> 00:12:20,140 Here's my number. 247 00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:22,142 Oh, I don't know if I'm... 248 00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:25,547 Oh, no, no, no. Uh, for rehearsing. 249 00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:28,282 - Yeah, of course, sorry. - Yeah, yeah. 250 00:12:28,349 --> 00:12:29,817 That was stupid. I'm so, so, sorry. 251 00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:31,318 No, no, no, it's all right. 252 00:12:40,394 --> 00:12:41,696 Hey. 253 00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:43,130 -Hi. -Hi. 254 00:12:44,765 --> 00:12:46,100 -Sorry. -Oop. 255 00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:51,138 Hi. 256 00:12:51,205 --> 00:12:52,840 You know, you can take your shoes off. 257 00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:54,341 Keep it Japanese. 258 00:12:54,408 --> 00:12:56,110 Okay. 259 00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:04,485 Oh, this is so cute. 260 00:13:04,552 --> 00:13:06,521 -Nice. -Thanks. 261 00:13:06,588 --> 00:13:08,657 Can I-- Can I get you anything to drink? 262 00:13:08,723 --> 00:13:10,457 A beer, wine... 263 00:13:10,525 --> 00:13:11,959 tequila? 264 00:13:12,026 --> 00:13:13,794 Do you have anything, um... 265 00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:15,229 non-alcoholic? 266 00:13:16,330 --> 00:13:18,600 I got tap water. 267 00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:20,401 Great, with ice? 268 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:23,470 I hate filling up those ice trays. 269 00:13:23,538 --> 00:13:26,541 Okay. Yeah, water is great. Just regular. 270 00:13:28,777 --> 00:13:30,044 Thanks. 271 00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:32,946 Yeah, I got to slim back myself, you know. 272 00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:36,651 It's not keto-friendly in the calories. 273 00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:39,486 -I think that... -Oh, okay. 274 00:13:39,554 --> 00:13:42,524 ...you're doing fine with that. 275 00:13:42,590 --> 00:13:43,924 Uh, hey, can you pass 276 00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:45,727 that little basketball, little fidget? 277 00:13:45,794 --> 00:13:46,960 -This, this? -Yeah, yeah. 278 00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:48,128 Oh, yeah. 279 00:13:48,195 --> 00:13:50,732 -Nice, thanks. -Oh, wait. 280 00:13:50,799 --> 00:13:52,333 That's one of those, like, 281 00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:53,702 exercise things. 282 00:13:53,768 --> 00:13:57,004 I've always wanted one of these. They're so nice. 283 00:13:57,071 --> 00:14:00,040 Yeah, a national spot paid for it. 284 00:14:00,107 --> 00:14:03,277 -Whoa. You have a national? -I do. 285 00:14:03,344 --> 00:14:04,978 Wow. Wait, wait. 286 00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:06,447 Why are you in class? 287 00:14:06,514 --> 00:14:07,515 Mm. 288 00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:09,751 I'm just brushing up. 289 00:14:09,818 --> 00:14:11,385 I haven't booked in a while. 290 00:14:11,452 --> 00:14:14,321 I had to move all my stuff in here 291 00:14:14,388 --> 00:14:17,057 and rent out my bedroom to my buddy Dylan. 292 00:14:17,124 --> 00:14:19,426 But it's... it's fine. We get along. It's chill. 293 00:14:19,493 --> 00:14:22,062 I was thinking that... 294 00:14:23,364 --> 00:14:25,667 you should play Kurt, and I should play Sandy. 295 00:14:25,734 --> 00:14:28,603 You know, Liz loves when you switch up the gender roles. 296 00:14:28,670 --> 00:14:30,437 -Um... -Do you have your sides? 297 00:14:30,505 --> 00:14:31,706 Is that the script? 298 00:14:31,773 --> 00:14:33,006 -The script. -Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 299 00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:34,441 Yeah, yeah, I brought it. Um... 300 00:14:34,509 --> 00:14:36,644 -I brought my sides. -Yeah, okay 301 00:14:36,711 --> 00:14:38,178 Um... 302 00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:41,348 No, yeah. No, no, no. I don't think I can-- 303 00:14:41,415 --> 00:14:43,551 I don't think we can do that, 'cause Curt has the monologue, 304 00:14:43,618 --> 00:14:45,452 and I don't think I can do a monologue. 305 00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:47,020 No, no, no, you can. 306 00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:48,188 You totally can. 307 00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:49,990 No, I literally, like, just... 308 00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:51,659 -I haven't done this in so long. -No, please. 309 00:14:51,726 --> 00:14:54,495 Lauren, I will... I'll help you through it. 310 00:14:54,562 --> 00:14:56,230 It'll be fun. It'll be a good time. 311 00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:57,799 All right. Let's go. You ready? 312 00:14:57,866 --> 00:14:59,032 -Yeah. -Okay. 313 00:15:01,135 --> 00:15:03,237 "I can't believe how nice you are to me. 314 00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:05,540 Why are you so nice to me?" 315 00:15:05,607 --> 00:15:06,708 "I don't know. 316 00:15:06,775 --> 00:15:09,009 I'm 36 years old. I... 317 00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:12,079 shouldn't have even talked to you. 318 00:15:12,146 --> 00:15:14,849 I just felt we had something in common." 319 00:15:14,915 --> 00:15:16,950 "But we do." 320 00:15:18,787 --> 00:15:20,287 Um... 321 00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:22,189 "But I never should have expected so much from you." 322 00:15:22,256 --> 00:15:24,124 "That is the meanest thing 323 00:15:24,191 --> 00:15:25,794 anybody's ever said to me." 324 00:15:25,860 --> 00:15:27,762 "Sandy, no, no, no, no. 325 00:15:27,829 --> 00:15:30,063 I'm sorry. Please, don't go." 326 00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:36,236 You didn't say that you'd quit or anything. 327 00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:38,673 I just had it in my head that... 328 00:15:38,740 --> 00:15:40,374 maybe you would. I... 329 00:15:40,441 --> 00:15:42,644 thought maybe things could be different... 330 00:15:43,678 --> 00:15:45,012 for you. 331 00:15:46,614 --> 00:15:48,817 Not for me, but... 332 00:15:48,883 --> 00:15:50,451 for you. 333 00:15:51,686 --> 00:15:53,688 I don't know. I don't know. 334 00:15:54,288 --> 00:15:56,123 I've been asking myself all week 335 00:15:56,190 --> 00:15:57,958 why I'm with you, and... 336 00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:02,162 I still don't know. 337 00:16:29,824 --> 00:16:32,025 Stop it. 338 00:16:33,761 --> 00:16:35,229 Mm. 339 00:16:41,803 --> 00:16:43,136 Did you read the play? 340 00:16:44,806 --> 00:16:45,807 Yeah. 341 00:16:45,874 --> 00:16:47,207 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 342 00:16:47,274 --> 00:16:49,276 You said that we could play either part. 343 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:51,579 Yes. 344 00:16:51,646 --> 00:16:52,981 Yes, I did. 345 00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:54,248 Mm-hmm. 346 00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:56,784 But that is not the problem. 347 00:16:57,685 --> 00:16:59,119 Had you read the play, 348 00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:00,755 I mean... 349 00:17:00,822 --> 00:17:02,222 really read it... 350 00:17:02,824 --> 00:17:04,024 you would know 351 00:17:04,526 --> 00:17:06,895 that the tension rests on their inability 352 00:17:06,961 --> 00:17:08,696 to be together. 353 00:17:08,763 --> 00:17:10,197 They may want it... 354 00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:13,100 mm, but they can't have it. 355 00:17:13,601 --> 00:17:15,202 You can't have it. 356 00:17:15,269 --> 00:17:17,371 They never crossed that line! 357 00:17:17,972 --> 00:17:19,373 You can act your asses off. 358 00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:21,208 But if you are not serving the text, 359 00:17:21,275 --> 00:17:22,844 you are serving your ego. 360 00:17:23,545 --> 00:17:25,747 I'd rather watch Kiki take a shit. 361 00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:28,683 -At least it's honest. -Mm. 362 00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:30,785 You need to go home tonight and work on this 363 00:17:30,852 --> 00:17:33,153 while it's still fresh. 364 00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:35,222 You can run it again next week. 365 00:17:35,289 --> 00:17:36,891 Love to get those five minutes back. 366 00:17:36,958 --> 00:17:38,026 Who's next? 367 00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:39,293 Me. 368 00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:41,128 Let's see what you got. 369 00:17:43,531 --> 00:17:44,966 Wow. Okay. 370 00:17:45,033 --> 00:17:47,200 Should we just, like, start from the top or something? 371 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:49,303 -Yeah. Let's go. -Okay. 372 00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:51,204 I can't believe how nice you are to me. 373 00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:52,840 Why are you so nice to me? 374 00:17:53,775 --> 00:17:55,242 I don't know. 375 00:17:56,611 --> 00:17:58,278 I'm such an idiot. 376 00:17:58,345 --> 00:17:59,814 I like you so-- Okay. 377 00:18:01,583 --> 00:18:04,719 I'm-- I'm so sorry about earlier. 378 00:18:05,820 --> 00:18:07,087 I was just... 379 00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:10,090 I was really in the moment, 380 00:18:10,157 --> 00:18:12,492 and it felt right to kiss you. 381 00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:13,628 Yeah. 382 00:18:13,695 --> 00:18:16,229 -Yeah, okay. -Was-- Was that okay? 383 00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:17,832 I realized I did not ask, 384 00:18:17,899 --> 00:18:21,002 -and I should have asked. -Yeah, no... 385 00:18:21,069 --> 00:18:22,604 -Okay. -It was, um... 386 00:18:22,670 --> 00:18:24,806 -Okay. -No, It was mutual. 387 00:18:24,872 --> 00:18:25,907 -Okay. -Yeah. 388 00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:27,875 Consent. Okay. 389 00:18:27,942 --> 00:18:31,813 Well, you were so incredible in there. Really. 390 00:18:32,747 --> 00:18:34,114 Really? 391 00:18:34,181 --> 00:18:36,784 Thanks. I mean, so were you. 392 00:18:36,851 --> 00:18:38,653 Really. You're so good. 393 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:39,721 Thanks. 394 00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:43,323 You're also a really good kisser. 395 00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:45,593 I am? 396 00:18:45,660 --> 00:18:47,695 Yes, you are. 397 00:18:48,863 --> 00:18:50,163 So are you. 398 00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:04,244 Should we get on the bed? 399 00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:07,548 -Yes. -Yeah. 400 00:19:07,615 --> 00:19:08,816 -Where is it? -Okay. 401 00:19:08,883 --> 00:19:09,884 You're sittin' on it. 402 00:19:11,052 --> 00:19:12,419 Oh, you mean, this is--? 403 00:19:12,486 --> 00:19:14,287 -Yeah, yeah, yeah. -It's a thing. 404 00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:16,189 -A fold, fold, what... fold out. -Yeah, all right, okay. 405 00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:18,425 -Do you want me to help you? -No, no, nope, you're fine. 406 00:19:18,492 --> 00:19:20,061 -Are you sure? -Yep, you're totally all right. 407 00:19:20,128 --> 00:19:21,495 Okay. 408 00:19:23,898 --> 00:19:25,566 Um, do you mind if I just like... 409 00:19:25,633 --> 00:19:28,102 -No please, please, please. -Like lights. 410 00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:30,303 - Thanks. - Okay. 411 00:19:31,005 --> 00:19:33,608 Oh... Uh... 412 00:19:33,675 --> 00:19:35,242 -Great. -All right. 413 00:19:35,308 --> 00:19:36,878 -Maybe just, uh... -Yeah, get comfy. 414 00:19:36,944 --> 00:19:38,112 -Okay. -All right. 415 00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:39,246 -Very... okay. -Come here. 416 00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:40,615 -Are you okay? -Yeah. 417 00:19:40,682 --> 00:19:42,182 - Okay, okay. - Just come here. 418 00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:46,453 Just getting right to it. 419 00:19:46,521 --> 00:19:47,955 Sorry. 420 00:19:48,022 --> 00:19:49,557 -Doing it, okay. -I just wanna... 421 00:19:49,624 --> 00:19:50,892 -Yup, yup. -Okay. 422 00:19:50,958 --> 00:19:52,060 Wow, these are so tight. 423 00:19:52,126 --> 00:19:53,427 -What, what? -I'm sorry. 424 00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:55,530 -I'm not used to skinny jeans on guys. -Okay. 425 00:19:55,596 --> 00:19:57,330 -Are you making fun of my jeans? -Are these Jeggings? 426 00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:58,733 Are you making fun of my jeans? 427 00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:00,300 No, I'm serious. They're so tight. 428 00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:01,602 Are you making fun of 'em? 429 00:20:01,669 --> 00:20:03,370 Are you making fun of my jeans? 430 00:20:03,437 --> 00:20:05,006 - Stop, stop it. - No, what's going on? 431 00:20:05,073 --> 00:20:06,808 -You ticklish? -Stop! 432 00:20:08,142 --> 00:20:09,342 Are you-- 433 00:20:10,712 --> 00:20:12,279 You okay? 434 00:20:14,615 --> 00:20:15,817 I peed. 435 00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:18,986 -You-- You what? -I peed. I peed. I peed. 436 00:20:19,053 --> 00:20:20,655 -Oh. Okay. -I'm so sorry. 437 00:20:20,722 --> 00:20:22,924 No, no, it's not okay. It's, like, a thing. 438 00:20:22,990 --> 00:20:24,291 When you have a baby, 439 00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:25,760 sometimes, like, when you laugh really hard 440 00:20:25,827 --> 00:20:27,729 there's leakage, and I just like, I leaked. 441 00:20:27,795 --> 00:20:28,863 It's just that-- 442 00:20:28,930 --> 00:20:30,198 Oh, my God. It's a lot. 443 00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:31,632 I'm so sorry. I... 444 00:20:31,699 --> 00:20:32,867 um, shit. 445 00:20:32,934 --> 00:20:34,902 Sorry. Let me just try to clean it up with a... 446 00:20:34,969 --> 00:20:36,403 with the thing... 447 00:20:36,470 --> 00:20:37,839 -Oh, God, these are wet. -Maybe that-- 448 00:20:37,905 --> 00:20:39,574 No, that's gross. That's, okay. Um... 449 00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:41,241 Let me get a towel. I'm just gonna get a towel. 450 00:20:41,308 --> 00:20:42,342 Okay, no, it's... 451 00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:44,212 I will clean this up. 452 00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:45,747 I'm so embarrassed. I'm so sorry. 453 00:20:45,813 --> 00:20:48,381 -Uh... -Sean-y Boy, you got a charger? 454 00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:50,952 Yeah, Dylan. It's on the desk right there. 455 00:20:51,018 --> 00:20:53,521 Lauren, this is Dylan. Dylan, this is Lauren. 456 00:20:53,588 --> 00:20:55,089 -Yo. -This is my script partner. 457 00:20:55,757 --> 00:20:57,457 We were-- we were rehearsing. 458 00:20:57,959 --> 00:21:00,327 Oh. Seems like a hell of a class. 459 00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:01,896 Oh, it's great, it's great. 460 00:21:01,963 --> 00:21:03,197 It's amazing. 461 00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:04,599 I'll let y'all finish. 462 00:21:04,665 --> 00:21:06,200 Unless you already finished! 463 00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:07,902 I'm talking about cum. 464 00:21:07,969 --> 00:21:10,071 - Gobble-gobble up. - Right on. 465 00:21:10,138 --> 00:21:11,606 - Lates. - Later. 466 00:21:18,913 --> 00:21:20,280 I gotta go. 467 00:21:20,347 --> 00:21:21,481 -What? -I'm so sorry. 468 00:21:21,549 --> 00:21:22,784 -Oh, my God. -Are you sure? 469 00:21:22,850 --> 00:21:24,451 You're welcome to spend the night. 470 00:21:24,519 --> 00:21:25,820 -No, no, I'm good. -It's no big deal. 471 00:21:25,887 --> 00:21:27,487 No, no, it's good. It's fine, I'm fine. 472 00:21:27,555 --> 00:21:28,956 I'm just gonna-- I'm just gonna go home. 473 00:21:29,023 --> 00:21:31,159 I'm really sorry about that. I can, um... 474 00:21:31,225 --> 00:21:33,094 -get you a new couch. -No. 475 00:21:33,161 --> 00:21:35,096 A bed. Whatever... pull out. 476 00:21:35,163 --> 00:21:37,198 And just, uh... 477 00:21:37,265 --> 00:21:39,967 Whoo! That was pretty wild. 478 00:21:40,034 --> 00:21:41,602 -Yeah. -Yeah. 479 00:21:41,669 --> 00:21:43,271 I didn't realize your roommate was a girl. 480 00:21:43,336 --> 00:21:44,739 I mean you, said Dylan and... 481 00:21:44,806 --> 00:21:46,373 -Not that it matters. -Please no, no. 482 00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:48,375 I have people stay over all the time. 483 00:21:48,441 --> 00:21:49,844 -Ah. -It's really no big deal. 484 00:21:49,911 --> 00:21:51,444 -Oh, great. -No, no, no. Not like that. 485 00:21:51,512 --> 00:21:52,914 -You know what I mean. -I really don't. 486 00:21:52,980 --> 00:21:55,616 That's the problem. I'm a mom, and... 487 00:21:55,683 --> 00:21:57,518 I don't do this kind of stuff, and... 488 00:21:57,585 --> 00:21:59,452 like, I don't have, like, roommates, and like... 489 00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:00,955 I have my own chargers. 490 00:22:01,022 --> 00:22:03,524 I have a lot of chargers, and they're mine, 491 00:22:03,591 --> 00:22:05,492 and I don't-- No one borrows them... 492 00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:06,594 -I mean, so... -Yeah. 493 00:22:06,661 --> 00:22:08,196 I don't actually know, so... 494 00:22:08,262 --> 00:22:09,263 -Lauren? Lauren? -Yeah. 495 00:22:09,329 --> 00:22:10,463 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 496 00:22:10,531 --> 00:22:11,899 -Lauren? -Yeah! 497 00:22:11,966 --> 00:22:13,167 Yeah. 498 00:22:13,234 --> 00:22:14,602 -Just before you go... -Yeah! 499 00:22:14,669 --> 00:22:16,070 There's no pressure at all. 500 00:22:16,137 --> 00:22:17,271 -Okay? -Yeah. 501 00:22:17,337 --> 00:22:19,307 I just-- I want you to know 502 00:22:19,372 --> 00:22:20,440 that I think that you're awesome. 503 00:22:20,508 --> 00:22:21,676 -Oh. Yeah. -Okay? 504 00:22:21,742 --> 00:22:23,744 And I love hanging out with you 505 00:22:23,811 --> 00:22:25,345 and just acting with you. 506 00:22:25,412 --> 00:22:27,315 -Yeah. Thanks. -So... 507 00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:28,583 leave with that. 508 00:22:28,649 --> 00:22:29,984 -Okay. -Yeah. 509 00:22:31,219 --> 00:22:32,485 -Okay. -Yeah, okay. Bye. 510 00:22:32,553 --> 00:22:33,955 All right. Okay. 511 00:22:34,021 --> 00:22:35,089 All right. 512 00:22:35,623 --> 00:22:37,592 Are you crazy? 513 00:22:37,658 --> 00:22:39,126 Why did you leave? 514 00:22:39,193 --> 00:22:41,494 I literally peed in his bed. 515 00:22:41,562 --> 00:22:43,264 Yeah, he probably loved it. 516 00:22:43,331 --> 00:22:45,600 He's probably got his face in your pee right now... 517 00:22:45,666 --> 00:22:47,335 - ...whacking off. - You're so disgusting. 518 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:49,837 Why? Let the fluids fucking fly. 519 00:22:49,904 --> 00:22:51,906 No, his roommate saw me in my underwear. 520 00:22:51,973 --> 00:22:53,608 I mean, have you never heard of a threesome? 521 00:22:53,674 --> 00:22:55,109 It was a girl. Okay. 522 00:22:55,176 --> 00:22:56,177 -It was a girl. -What? 523 00:22:56,244 --> 00:22:57,511 A girl? 524 00:22:57,578 --> 00:22:58,946 -That's even better. -Yeah, for you. 525 00:22:59,013 --> 00:23:00,348 Sorry, I don't swing both ways. 526 00:23:00,413 --> 00:23:01,549 That's your loss. 527 00:23:01,616 --> 00:23:03,150 Yes, well, fine. 528 00:23:03,217 --> 00:23:04,384 -A lot more options. -Okay. 529 00:23:04,451 --> 00:23:05,786 It was so weird. I haven't been 530 00:23:05,853 --> 00:23:07,454 with another man in, like, 531 00:23:07,521 --> 00:23:09,123 over a decade. 532 00:23:09,190 --> 00:23:11,058 I don't even know if this guy qualifies as a man. 533 00:23:11,125 --> 00:23:12,994 I mean, he is so, so young. 534 00:23:13,060 --> 00:23:15,196 He had snapback hats as wall art. 535 00:23:15,263 --> 00:23:16,564 Great. I like this. 536 00:23:16,631 --> 00:23:18,398 I like that he is using art. 537 00:23:18,465 --> 00:23:19,967 He's wearing-- He's wearing his art. 538 00:23:20,034 --> 00:23:22,703 He's eco-friendly. He's an environmentalist. 539 00:23:22,770 --> 00:23:24,605 -I don't see a problem here. -What's the problem... 540 00:23:24,672 --> 00:23:26,807 -Do you remember Mrs. Roper? -Yes, of course. 541 00:23:26,874 --> 00:23:28,709 The most disgusting horny old lady in a kaftan? 542 00:23:28,776 --> 00:23:30,912 I love Mrs. Rop-- Don't do that, okay? 543 00:23:30,978 --> 00:23:33,247 Stop. Fuck, this is the fucking patriarchy. 544 00:23:33,314 --> 00:23:36,717 Tom Cruise is, like, 70, and he's with a 25-year-old 545 00:23:36,784 --> 00:23:38,252 -fucking woman, doing... -He's not 70. 546 00:23:38,319 --> 00:23:39,720 Whatever. He's cl-- But we-- 547 00:23:39,787 --> 00:23:41,589 We can't? We're not allowed? 548 00:23:41,656 --> 00:23:42,990 If you're still flowing, 549 00:23:43,057 --> 00:23:44,592 you can do whatever the fuck you want. 550 00:23:44,659 --> 00:23:45,993 Oh, my God, stop. 551 00:23:46,060 --> 00:23:49,429 No, hey, look. Fuck the patriarchy! 552 00:23:49,496 --> 00:23:51,365 I was just-- I mean, this house is-- 553 00:23:51,431 --> 00:23:53,301 -Um, it's a year lease and... -How long is the lease? 554 00:23:53,367 --> 00:23:54,902 Oh, my God. What about the schools? 555 00:23:54,969 --> 00:23:56,304 -How are the schools? -They're gone. 556 00:23:56,370 --> 00:23:57,705 -Oh. -Okay, they're gone. 557 00:23:57,772 --> 00:23:59,240 -Schools are gone. -You cannot visit me 558 00:23:59,307 --> 00:24:00,574 at work anymore. 559 00:24:03,110 --> 00:24:04,912 - Maybe I'm just not funny. - What? 560 00:24:04,979 --> 00:24:06,781 Well, that's certainly not true. 561 00:24:06,847 --> 00:24:08,549 I know that you're funny. 562 00:24:08,616 --> 00:24:10,184 What you need is more time to play. 563 00:24:10,251 --> 00:24:12,720 Like, you should come with me to UCB sometime. 564 00:24:12,787 --> 00:24:14,355 You know, we need more women. 565 00:24:14,422 --> 00:24:15,957 Oh, yeah, do we? 566 00:24:16,023 --> 00:24:17,925 Why do you think we need more women? 567 00:24:17,992 --> 00:24:19,126 In improv? 568 00:24:19,193 --> 00:24:20,928 'Cause men don't want to fuck funny women. 569 00:24:20,995 --> 00:24:23,130 That is-- I fuck funny women all the time. 570 00:24:23,197 --> 00:24:25,700 Jonah, you would literally fuck mud. 571 00:24:25,766 --> 00:24:28,970 This is not a conversation for you to be a part of. 572 00:24:29,036 --> 00:24:32,373 Improv is not, like, a sexy thing. 573 00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:33,741 It's not. I mean, shit. 574 00:24:33,808 --> 00:24:35,343 I was fucking this guy last weekend, 575 00:24:35,409 --> 00:24:37,912 and it's really great, it was hot, and he's like... 576 00:24:37,979 --> 00:24:39,814 "Oh, you want to do it doggy style?" 577 00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:42,482 And I was like "Yes, and..." and nothing! 578 00:24:42,550 --> 00:24:43,918 Fucking boner killer! 579 00:24:43,985 --> 00:24:45,353 Oh, my God! 580 00:24:45,419 --> 00:24:46,721 Lauren! 581 00:24:46,787 --> 00:24:48,789 - Sorry. I'm so sorry. - Jesus! 582 00:24:48,856 --> 00:24:51,692 Okay, Lauren is not threatened by funny women. 583 00:24:51,759 --> 00:24:54,328 I guess she thinks they deserve to be punished. 584 00:24:54,395 --> 00:24:55,396 I'm so sorry. 585 00:24:55,463 --> 00:24:57,231 -My God. -I'm so sorry. 586 00:24:57,298 --> 00:24:59,433 You know what we should do, on that note, 587 00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:00,801 "guys versus girls celebrity." 588 00:25:00,868 --> 00:25:02,303 -Yes! -Yeah, yeah. 589 00:25:06,974 --> 00:25:08,242 Three words. 590 00:25:31,699 --> 00:25:32,933 -...how to light the fire. -Oh! 591 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,902 This is so not me. 592 00:25:34,969 --> 00:25:36,871 I'm usually in bed at, like, nine o'clock. 593 00:25:36,937 --> 00:25:39,273 I've just completely changed with this class. 594 00:25:39,340 --> 00:25:42,476 And I have to, like, have an open house at, like, 8:00 a.m., I think. 595 00:25:42,543 --> 00:25:44,111 What, is that, like, five hours? 596 00:25:44,178 --> 00:25:46,347 So lucky though that you have this, like, flexible job. 597 00:25:46,414 --> 00:25:49,050 It allows you to audition whenever you want. 598 00:25:49,116 --> 00:25:50,251 I'm jealous. 599 00:25:50,317 --> 00:25:51,952 Yeah, all those auditions... 600 00:25:52,019 --> 00:25:53,821 I've never had an audition. 601 00:25:55,456 --> 00:25:57,058 All right. What do you mean? 602 00:25:57,124 --> 00:25:58,793 Uh, I've never had an audition. 603 00:25:58,859 --> 00:26:00,529 What do you mean you've never had an audition? 604 00:26:00,594 --> 00:26:01,996 I mean, I had one in high school, 605 00:26:02,063 --> 00:26:03,431 -but does that count? -No... 606 00:26:03,497 --> 00:26:05,032 No, it doesn't count. 607 00:26:05,099 --> 00:26:07,168 What do you mean? That's-- That's impossible. 608 00:26:07,234 --> 00:26:08,537 Listen to me, Lo... 609 00:26:08,602 --> 00:26:10,071 -You are remarkable. -What's "Lo"? 610 00:26:10,137 --> 00:26:11,906 Lo, it's how they shorten "Lauren." 611 00:26:11,972 --> 00:26:13,707 -Oh, I like that. -Yeah. 612 00:26:13,774 --> 00:26:17,078 Do you, like, have headshots or something? Or... 613 00:26:17,144 --> 00:26:21,115 I have like those, like, work pics that you need 614 00:26:21,182 --> 00:26:22,883 -when you're a realtor. -Like the LinkedIn thing? 615 00:26:22,950 --> 00:26:24,285 -That's so hot. -Yes. 616 00:26:24,351 --> 00:26:26,053 Yeah, LinkedIn is really hot. 617 00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:27,621 Okay, so... 618 00:26:27,688 --> 00:26:29,423 you're gonna give me a couple. You're gonna, like, print them 619 00:26:29,490 --> 00:26:31,058 old school, the headshots, then I'm gonna walk them 620 00:26:31,125 --> 00:26:32,660 into Offsite Casting the next time I'm there. 621 00:26:32,726 --> 00:26:34,195 -Are you serious? -Yes. I'm like... 622 00:26:34,261 --> 00:26:36,464 Don't tell them, I'm like an Offsite... 623 00:26:36,531 --> 00:26:37,698 darling. 624 00:26:37,765 --> 00:26:38,999 I'm not surprised. 625 00:26:39,967 --> 00:26:41,268 They do. They love me. 626 00:26:41,335 --> 00:26:42,703 -Oh, my God. -No. 627 00:26:42,770 --> 00:26:44,405 I want what's best for you, seriously. 628 00:26:44,472 --> 00:26:46,340 Gosh, that is so sweet. 629 00:26:46,407 --> 00:26:47,608 I love you, too. 630 00:26:47,675 --> 00:26:48,742 I love this whole class. 631 00:26:48,809 --> 00:26:50,444 I'm so glad I did this. 632 00:26:50,512 --> 00:26:51,745 Oh, my God, wait. Wait! 633 00:26:51,812 --> 00:26:53,314 I have an idea! 634 00:26:54,682 --> 00:26:57,351 I want you all in my wedding! 635 00:26:57,418 --> 00:26:58,587 And I love you so much! 636 00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:02,323 Hug me, hug me, hug me! 637 00:27:02,389 --> 00:27:03,558 So excited! 638 00:27:03,624 --> 00:27:04,792 Hug me, hug me, ahh! 639 00:27:06,193 --> 00:27:07,995 I'm so excited! 640 00:27:08,062 --> 00:27:11,198 -I'm gonna look so pretty! -Yes, you are! 641 00:27:13,834 --> 00:27:15,970 Hey, you okay? 642 00:27:16,670 --> 00:27:18,639 Yeah, yeah, I just... 643 00:27:18,706 --> 00:27:20,509 thought I should get going. 644 00:27:20,575 --> 00:27:21,709 It's so late. 645 00:27:21,775 --> 00:27:23,978 I just kind of noticed 646 00:27:24,044 --> 00:27:26,347 things kind of went south after the... 647 00:27:26,413 --> 00:27:28,215 wedding was brought up. 648 00:27:29,984 --> 00:27:32,319 You are so... sweet. 649 00:27:32,386 --> 00:27:35,089 I... just... Yeah, it was like, I mean... 650 00:27:35,156 --> 00:27:38,125 I'm so happy for her, I just don't really know if a wedding 651 00:27:38,192 --> 00:27:40,895 is a great idea for me right now. 652 00:27:40,961 --> 00:27:43,430 Um, I mean, I'll be there... 653 00:27:43,497 --> 00:27:44,665 with you. 654 00:27:44,732 --> 00:27:48,169 -Oh, you will? -Yeah, promise. 655 00:27:48,235 --> 00:27:50,304 You'll be with me the whole time? 656 00:27:50,371 --> 00:27:51,540 Promise. 657 00:27:51,606 --> 00:27:53,140 Okay, pinky promise? 658 00:27:53,207 --> 00:27:54,742 I didn't know we were gonna get that serious, 659 00:27:54,808 --> 00:27:56,177 but, yeah, pinky promise. 660 00:27:59,113 --> 00:28:00,014 Okay. 661 00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:01,982 Why did I say okay? 662 00:28:02,049 --> 00:28:05,052 Because a total smoke-show invited you to go. 663 00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:06,521 It's a whole weekend of outfits, 664 00:28:06,588 --> 00:28:08,255 and I hate everything I own. 665 00:28:08,322 --> 00:28:09,456 What'd you tell Chase? 666 00:28:09,524 --> 00:28:11,258 Just told him I was going to a wedding. 667 00:28:11,325 --> 00:28:13,894 Now, he's taking Lucy with Sara 668 00:28:13,961 --> 00:28:15,429 to his mom's house for the weekend. 669 00:28:15,496 --> 00:28:16,830 -What? -Yeah. 670 00:28:16,897 --> 00:28:18,667 Oh, my God. Men are so pathetic. 671 00:28:18,732 --> 00:28:20,501 They can't be alone for one second. 672 00:28:20,569 --> 00:28:21,636 Is this closed? 673 00:28:21,702 --> 00:28:23,437 I mean, no. 674 00:28:23,505 --> 00:28:24,838 That, what did you... 675 00:28:24,905 --> 00:28:25,906 I think I remember you wearing that 676 00:28:25,973 --> 00:28:27,274 to the eighth grade dance. 677 00:28:27,341 --> 00:28:28,709 -Shut up. -What are you doing? 678 00:28:28,776 --> 00:28:30,444 -Get me another one. -Gross. 679 00:28:30,512 --> 00:28:31,879 -Here. Try something else. -Just give me something else. 680 00:28:31,946 --> 00:28:33,147 -Put this on. -Thank you. Okay. 681 00:28:34,381 --> 00:28:36,817 Oh, Sean. Speak of the devil. 682 00:28:36,884 --> 00:28:38,752 "Hey, Queen, wanna carpool? 683 00:28:38,819 --> 00:28:40,321 -I got a sweet ride." -Wait, what? 684 00:28:40,387 --> 00:28:43,090 "Jesus, yes. Yes, let's do that." 685 00:28:43,157 --> 00:28:44,858 -What are you doing? -Thank you. 686 00:28:44,925 --> 00:28:46,528 No, no, no, no, no, fuck. 687 00:28:46,595 --> 00:28:48,128 -I'm saying yes for you. -No! 688 00:28:48,195 --> 00:28:50,030 I cannot. I need to bring my own car. 689 00:28:50,097 --> 00:28:52,032 -Why? -Because I need to be able to leave. 690 00:28:52,099 --> 00:28:54,134 Actually, I get that. 691 00:28:54,201 --> 00:28:55,736 -Can you help me with this? -Let me help. 692 00:28:55,803 --> 00:28:57,338 Oh. 693 00:28:57,404 --> 00:28:58,839 -This ain't bad, right? -I'm okay with this. 694 00:28:58,906 --> 00:29:00,307 It's comfortable. 695 00:29:00,374 --> 00:29:02,644 Pretty comfortable. You look hot. 696 00:29:02,711 --> 00:29:04,778 "Whoa, no presh. 697 00:29:04,845 --> 00:29:06,814 I'm here if you change your mind. 698 00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:08,949 And sidebar, I'd go down on you 699 00:29:09,016 --> 00:29:10,818 in the bathroom if you want to. 700 00:29:10,884 --> 00:29:12,687 You pee wherever you like. 701 00:29:12,753 --> 00:29:14,556 You just go and pee right in the toilet..." 702 00:29:14,623 --> 00:29:15,956 -Hey, that's not funny. -"...while I'm going down on you." 703 00:29:16,023 --> 00:29:17,091 That's not funny. 704 00:29:17,157 --> 00:29:18,759 -Okay. -You look hot. 705 00:29:18,826 --> 00:29:20,394 -Is this too much? -God, are you kidding? 706 00:29:20,461 --> 00:29:21,696 That's no such thing. 707 00:29:21,762 --> 00:29:22,997 I found this in the closet, 708 00:29:23,063 --> 00:29:24,865 and it's almost the exact same color 709 00:29:24,932 --> 00:29:26,500 Are you going to a quinceanera? 710 00:29:26,568 --> 00:29:28,168 I mean, what are you doing? 711 00:29:28,235 --> 00:29:30,871 Okay, Blanche DuBois, get that off. Get it off. 712 00:29:33,575 --> 00:29:35,075 Do you have your toothbrush? 713 00:29:35,142 --> 00:29:37,444 -Yep. -And, um, sunscreen? 714 00:29:37,512 --> 00:29:38,846 Yeah. 715 00:29:54,328 --> 00:29:55,462 Ready? 716 00:29:55,530 --> 00:29:57,565 Okay, here we go. 717 00:29:57,632 --> 00:29:58,832 -Hi. -Sara! 718 00:29:58,899 --> 00:30:02,136 Oh, I'm so glad to see you. 719 00:30:02,202 --> 00:30:04,506 -I'm so happy to see you. -Here. 720 00:30:04,572 --> 00:30:05,906 Me, too. 721 00:30:05,973 --> 00:30:07,808 -Do you want it, or...? -Thank you. 722 00:30:07,875 --> 00:30:10,344 We're going to have so much fun. 723 00:30:10,411 --> 00:30:12,446 Hey, beautiful lady. 724 00:30:12,514 --> 00:30:13,581 Hi. 725 00:30:14,582 --> 00:30:15,949 Mmm. 726 00:30:17,885 --> 00:30:19,420 Okay. Hi. 727 00:30:19,486 --> 00:30:21,155 Yeah, okay. 728 00:30:21,221 --> 00:30:23,257 Okay. 729 00:30:23,324 --> 00:30:24,793 Wait, Lucy! 730 00:30:24,858 --> 00:30:27,595 -Did you forget something? -What? 731 00:30:27,662 --> 00:30:29,597 -I need a hug. -Oh. 732 00:30:29,664 --> 00:30:31,700 Yeah, thank you. 733 00:30:31,766 --> 00:30:34,001 -Have fun, okay? -Okay. 734 00:30:34,068 --> 00:30:35,469 Say hi to Grandma. 735 00:30:35,537 --> 00:30:37,404 I got you some crafts. Come on in... 736 00:30:41,108 --> 00:30:44,478 Wow! All this from YouTube videos. 737 00:30:44,546 --> 00:30:45,647 Yeah, a sponsorship. 738 00:30:45,714 --> 00:30:48,048 She's very, very good at it. 739 00:30:48,115 --> 00:30:50,284 -Impressive, right? -Oh, yeah, very impressive. 740 00:30:52,853 --> 00:30:53,954 Lauren! 741 00:30:55,590 --> 00:30:56,857 -Lauren. -Yeah? 742 00:30:56,924 --> 00:30:58,192 Yeah, are you forgetting anything? 743 00:30:58,258 --> 00:30:59,326 -I don't know. -I need to know 744 00:30:59,393 --> 00:31:01,261 where you're going and, like, 745 00:31:01,328 --> 00:31:03,130 the name of the hotel, in case of emergency or something. 746 00:31:03,197 --> 00:31:05,132 We're co-parenting now, so just hit me up. 747 00:31:05,199 --> 00:31:07,301 Um, well, I'm going to Palm Springs. 748 00:31:07,368 --> 00:31:09,470 I'm going to be gone for the weekend. 749 00:31:09,537 --> 00:31:12,574 I will send you... of the hotel when I get home. 750 00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:13,675 Okay. 751 00:31:13,742 --> 00:31:15,409 Um, how are ya gettin' there? 752 00:31:16,043 --> 00:31:17,545 I'm driving. 753 00:31:19,179 --> 00:31:21,081 -I mean! -Oh, God. 754 00:31:21,148 --> 00:31:23,350 -It's not even legal. -No, hey, this just broke. 755 00:31:23,417 --> 00:31:25,119 I didn't want to make a deal out of this 756 00:31:25,185 --> 00:31:26,788 but you shouldn't have driven Lucy in this, 757 00:31:26,855 --> 00:31:28,556 and I don't want you driving to the desert in it! 758 00:31:28,623 --> 00:31:29,791 I'm not. I'm actually not. 759 00:31:29,858 --> 00:31:31,325 I'm not driving this car there. 760 00:31:31,392 --> 00:31:33,595 I'm dropping it off right now at a mechanic's, 761 00:31:33,661 --> 00:31:35,563 because I made that appointment 762 00:31:35,630 --> 00:31:38,432 for when I'm out of town, so I can get the car when I get back. See? 763 00:31:38,499 --> 00:31:40,300 I thought ahead. 764 00:31:42,670 --> 00:31:44,506 I'm going with someone. 765 00:31:49,611 --> 00:31:50,645 Okay. 766 00:31:52,547 --> 00:31:54,014 Ride safely. 767 00:31:55,949 --> 00:31:59,019 Will you say hi to Mom for me? 768 00:31:59,086 --> 00:32:01,355 I mean, your mom! 769 00:32:13,167 --> 00:32:15,670 Thank you, she can't sleep without it. 770 00:32:17,137 --> 00:32:18,907 No problem. 771 00:32:18,972 --> 00:32:20,708 It is on the way. 772 00:32:26,980 --> 00:32:29,216 Oh, God. 773 00:32:29,283 --> 00:32:30,585 -Hey. -Hey. 774 00:32:30,652 --> 00:32:32,352 So glad I caught that before I left. 775 00:32:32,419 --> 00:32:34,021 We've been using the checklist. 776 00:32:34,087 --> 00:32:35,422 They're really helpful, so you can just... 777 00:32:35,489 --> 00:32:37,024 Hey, thank you so much for coming back, 778 00:32:37,090 --> 00:32:38,325 but I told him you didn't have to. 779 00:32:38,392 --> 00:32:40,662 I have plenty of ashwagandha. 780 00:32:40,728 --> 00:32:42,329 I don't know what that is. 781 00:32:42,396 --> 00:32:43,765 Oh, it's a natural anti-anxiety. 782 00:32:43,832 --> 00:32:45,098 She'll sleep like a baby with it. 783 00:32:45,165 --> 00:32:46,734 Well, she sleeps like a baby with that. 784 00:32:46,801 --> 00:32:48,570 That's a natural anti-anxiety. 785 00:32:48,636 --> 00:32:49,637 So... 786 00:32:49,704 --> 00:32:51,104 That's synthetic. 787 00:32:51,171 --> 00:32:52,640 Right, she's gonna cuddle with it. 788 00:32:52,707 --> 00:32:53,942 She's not gonna eat it. 789 00:32:54,007 --> 00:32:55,275 It's still synthetic, so... 790 00:32:55,342 --> 00:32:56,611 What Sara is saying that maybe it's time 791 00:32:56,678 --> 00:32:58,178 to replace it with something else. 792 00:32:58,245 --> 00:32:59,647 Chase, shh... he's mansplaining. 793 00:32:59,714 --> 00:33:01,549 She loves the bunny. The bunny loves her. 794 00:33:01,616 --> 00:33:03,183 It doesn't need to be replaced., it works 795 00:33:03,250 --> 00:33:04,519 perfectly as it is, and she doesn't need 796 00:33:04,586 --> 00:33:06,487 -an alternative, okay? -Great. Okay. 797 00:33:06,554 --> 00:33:07,856 Okay, this is a trigger, I can see. 798 00:33:07,922 --> 00:33:09,323 This is really great. 799 00:33:09,389 --> 00:33:10,792 This is where the growth happens. 800 00:33:10,859 --> 00:33:12,560 Lauren! Babe. 801 00:33:28,943 --> 00:33:31,178 Yo! How are you? Sean. 802 00:33:31,245 --> 00:33:32,412 Nice to meet you. Chase. 803 00:33:32,479 --> 00:33:33,781 - Hey, Sean. - Hey. 804 00:33:33,848 --> 00:33:34,983 Nice to meet you. 805 00:33:35,583 --> 00:33:37,217 Yeah, we're going to the wedding... 806 00:33:37,284 --> 00:33:38,953 -Party. -Yeah, we got to go. 807 00:33:39,019 --> 00:33:40,555 Nice to meet you. 808 00:33:40,622 --> 00:33:41,623 Bye. 809 00:33:44,559 --> 00:33:45,693 Thank you. 810 00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:47,060 Yeah, I got you. 811 00:34:04,779 --> 00:34:06,280 I got you, girl! 812 00:34:15,489 --> 00:34:16,591 Oh. 813 00:34:17,959 --> 00:34:19,426 All right. 814 00:34:21,696 --> 00:34:22,997 Wait, what? 815 00:34:23,063 --> 00:34:24,298 -What? -I... 816 00:34:24,364 --> 00:34:26,034 I got an audition! 817 00:34:26,099 --> 00:34:28,268 Like, a commercial audition 818 00:34:28,335 --> 00:34:29,871 -Like a real audition! -That's amazing. 819 00:34:29,938 --> 00:34:32,239 -That's huge! -That, like, Offsite place? 820 00:34:32,306 --> 00:34:33,473 Well, what's it for? 821 00:34:33,541 --> 00:34:35,075 It's like a pharmaceutical. 822 00:34:35,142 --> 00:34:36,544 I don't know. I've never heard of it. 823 00:34:36,611 --> 00:34:38,012 -Aquoxxi or something? -Those pay a shit ton. 824 00:34:38,078 --> 00:34:39,379 Really? 825 00:34:39,446 --> 00:34:41,616 Oh, my God. 826 00:34:41,683 --> 00:34:42,684 Come on! 827 00:34:42,750 --> 00:34:44,819 Come on! Get real! 828 00:34:45,787 --> 00:34:46,821 That's huge! 829 00:34:46,888 --> 00:34:47,989 -Congrats. -Sorry. 830 00:34:48,056 --> 00:34:49,456 No, no, no, no. You're fine. 831 00:34:49,524 --> 00:34:50,992 I know. I'd be fainting, too. 832 00:34:51,059 --> 00:34:52,092 That's big. 833 00:34:52,159 --> 00:34:53,595 292... 834 00:34:53,661 --> 00:34:54,929 -28... -Did we go the wrong way? 835 00:34:54,996 --> 00:34:56,831 Oh, no. Here. 836 00:34:56,898 --> 00:34:58,032 -Well. -Cozy. 837 00:34:58,098 --> 00:34:59,399 -Hello. -Hello. 838 00:34:59,466 --> 00:35:02,135 Right next to each other. That's so funny. 839 00:35:18,519 --> 00:35:19,754 One sec. 840 00:35:27,662 --> 00:35:29,196 Hey. 841 00:35:29,262 --> 00:35:31,231 -How cool is this? -I know, it's so crazy. 842 00:35:31,298 --> 00:35:34,401 Right? We should leave these open and just make it 843 00:35:34,468 --> 00:35:36,370 one big suite, huh? 844 00:35:36,436 --> 00:35:38,640 Okay, yeah. Sure. 845 00:35:38,706 --> 00:35:40,008 Okay. 846 00:35:40,074 --> 00:35:41,743 All right. I'm going to shower. 847 00:35:41,809 --> 00:35:42,910 All right. 848 00:35:52,452 --> 00:35:54,321 Found your little note. 849 00:35:54,956 --> 00:35:56,390 Adjoining rooms. 850 00:35:57,091 --> 00:35:58,660 Mind changed. 851 00:35:59,594 --> 00:36:01,896 Wow! This is where we're hanging out all weekend? 852 00:36:01,963 --> 00:36:04,164 -Glad you came? -This is insane! 853 00:36:04,231 --> 00:36:07,869 Are we early? It's like... I don't see anyone. 854 00:36:07,935 --> 00:36:09,369 Hello? 855 00:36:11,572 --> 00:36:12,807 Hey, hello. 856 00:36:12,874 --> 00:36:13,941 Oh. 857 00:36:14,008 --> 00:36:15,242 Hi. 858 00:36:15,308 --> 00:36:16,678 Sorry, I didn't hear you come in. 859 00:36:16,744 --> 00:36:18,345 -I'm Debbie, Maria's mom. -I'm Sean. 860 00:36:18,412 --> 00:36:19,814 -Hi, Sean. -Hi, Lauren. 861 00:36:19,881 --> 00:36:21,516 Lauren, nice to meet you. 862 00:36:21,582 --> 00:36:23,316 -Did you say "mom"? -Yeah, that's insane! 863 00:36:23,383 --> 00:36:24,819 - I did. - Wow! 864 00:36:24,886 --> 00:36:27,155 She said you looked 30. She wasn't lying. 865 00:36:27,220 --> 00:36:28,856 I love my daughter. 866 00:36:28,923 --> 00:36:30,525 Well, so do we. 867 00:36:32,459 --> 00:36:33,961 How do you all know Maria? 868 00:36:34,028 --> 00:36:35,763 -We're in her acting class. -Acting. Yeah. 869 00:36:35,830 --> 00:36:37,297 Oh, wonderful, yeah. 870 00:36:37,364 --> 00:36:38,966 She said she felt so connected to all of you. 871 00:36:39,033 --> 00:36:41,069 Yes. The feeling's mutual. 872 00:36:41,135 --> 00:36:42,837 She's great. 873 00:36:42,904 --> 00:36:44,939 Can I get you a drink? I'm make a mean margarita. 874 00:36:45,006 --> 00:36:46,074 Please. 875 00:36:46,140 --> 00:36:47,340 Salt or no salt? 876 00:36:47,407 --> 00:36:49,544 -I'll take salt. -Salt, good. 877 00:36:49,610 --> 00:36:51,311 - Love me a salty man. - Yeah. 878 00:36:51,378 --> 00:36:53,246 And how about you, sweetheart? 879 00:36:53,313 --> 00:36:54,716 You want salt? No salt? 880 00:36:54,782 --> 00:36:57,317 Um, do you have, like, a Diet Coke, maybe? 881 00:36:57,384 --> 00:37:00,088 Gosh, you actresses. 882 00:37:00,722 --> 00:37:02,023 -Thank you. -Here you go. 883 00:37:02,090 --> 00:37:03,191 You even old enough to drink? 884 00:37:04,959 --> 00:37:06,326 That's got some kick! 885 00:37:06,393 --> 00:37:07,862 Well, I'm from Texas. 886 00:37:07,929 --> 00:37:10,497 We don't mess around with our tequila. 887 00:37:12,700 --> 00:37:14,001 Hey. 888 00:37:15,636 --> 00:37:18,639 Where is that IPA I put in here? 889 00:37:18,706 --> 00:37:21,274 Chuck had to move them to the garage fridge. 890 00:37:21,909 --> 00:37:23,811 Great. 891 00:37:23,878 --> 00:37:26,214 Dave, these are friends of Maria's from acting class. 892 00:37:26,279 --> 00:37:28,082 Hey, how are you? I'm Sean. 893 00:37:28,149 --> 00:37:29,449 Nice to meet you, Dave. 894 00:37:29,517 --> 00:37:31,318 -Lauren, hi. -Hi. 895 00:37:31,384 --> 00:37:34,522 Thank you for having us in this stunning home. 896 00:37:34,589 --> 00:37:37,091 Thank you. It's not actually my house anymore. 897 00:37:37,158 --> 00:37:38,492 Deb got it in the divorce. 898 00:37:38,559 --> 00:37:40,293 Oh, I'm so sorry. 899 00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:42,063 Oh, please. We've all moved on. 900 00:37:42,130 --> 00:37:43,263 Some have moved in. 901 00:37:43,330 --> 00:37:44,899 Honey! 902 00:37:44,966 --> 00:37:47,367 Where are we at with the pitcher of margaritas? 903 00:37:47,434 --> 00:37:48,836 You are my favorite. 904 00:37:48,903 --> 00:37:49,937 Do you want to make out? 905 00:37:50,004 --> 00:37:51,471 Let's make out? 906 00:37:51,539 --> 00:37:53,541 Hello, I'm, uh, Chuck. Maria's Staddy. 907 00:37:53,608 --> 00:37:55,408 - Staddy? - Uh, stepdad. 908 00:37:55,475 --> 00:37:57,344 It's a combination of... 909 00:37:57,410 --> 00:37:59,013 and then ya... 910 00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:00,515 But you underplay it, 911 00:38:00,581 --> 00:38:01,983 so that people don't make a big deal of it, 912 00:38:02,049 --> 00:38:04,284 and then later, it registers, so... 913 00:38:04,351 --> 00:38:06,319 David! 914 00:38:06,386 --> 00:38:08,890 Looking good, dude. 915 00:38:08,956 --> 00:38:11,626 Just gonna get the beer 916 00:38:11,692 --> 00:38:13,194 you put out in the garage. 917 00:38:13,261 --> 00:38:15,362 Ah, check the meat drawer. 918 00:38:15,428 --> 00:38:17,131 Pretty sure lower left. 919 00:38:17,198 --> 00:38:18,498 Yeah. 920 00:38:18,566 --> 00:38:20,400 I know where you put your meat. 921 00:38:21,368 --> 00:38:23,237 The only way out is through. 922 00:38:27,642 --> 00:38:30,443 Am I doing something wrong? I don't... 923 00:38:33,147 --> 00:38:35,082 Well, that was fun. 924 00:38:35,149 --> 00:38:36,284 Yeah. 925 00:38:38,019 --> 00:38:40,054 Maria is playing pool with some of her friends 926 00:38:40,121 --> 00:38:41,989 in the room down the hall. Why don't you take a drink, say hi. 927 00:38:42,056 --> 00:38:43,323 She'll be happy to see you. 928 00:38:43,390 --> 00:38:44,859 -Thank you very much. -Great. Thanks. 929 00:38:44,926 --> 00:38:46,459 Enjoy! 930 00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:07,447 Whatever! 931 00:39:07,515 --> 00:39:08,983 Oh, my God! You made it! 932 00:39:09,050 --> 00:39:12,419 Okay, Lauren, Sean, from my acting class. 933 00:39:12,485 --> 00:39:14,522 -This is Cher. -Hi. 934 00:39:14,589 --> 00:39:17,158 - Hey, this is my baby, Aspen. - Hi. 935 00:39:17,225 --> 00:39:19,160 Well, that's Coco. 936 00:39:19,227 --> 00:39:20,493 The hottie of the hotties. 937 00:39:20,895 --> 00:39:24,031 This is my Person of Honor, Esther. My person of life. 938 00:39:24,098 --> 00:39:25,166 They go by "they." 939 00:39:25,233 --> 00:39:27,034 Nice to meet they. 940 00:39:27,869 --> 00:39:30,271 -It's just "you." -What's me? 941 00:39:30,338 --> 00:39:31,772 - No, It's... - It's just "you." 942 00:39:31,839 --> 00:39:33,741 -What's me? -You could just say "you." 943 00:39:33,808 --> 00:39:35,276 "You" isn't a gendered word. 944 00:39:36,110 --> 00:39:39,547 Oh, my God! I'm so sorry. God, I'm a moron. 945 00:39:39,614 --> 00:39:42,617 No, it's really, I love that you tried something. 946 00:39:42,683 --> 00:39:44,886 It's more than my mom would do. 947 00:39:44,952 --> 00:39:46,687 Not that you're, uh, like a mom. 948 00:39:46,754 --> 00:39:47,955 No, I am a mom. 949 00:39:48,022 --> 00:39:49,056 No, no, no, I am. 950 00:39:49,123 --> 00:39:51,726 -You're a MILF. -She's a mother... 951 00:39:51,792 --> 00:39:53,661 -She's a mother. -She's a mommy. 952 00:39:53,728 --> 00:39:55,363 How do you guys know each other? 953 00:39:55,428 --> 00:39:56,764 That's my best friend. 954 00:39:56,831 --> 00:39:58,666 We've been best friends our whole lives. 955 00:39:58,733 --> 00:40:01,468 I have one of those. Isn't that the greatest? 956 00:40:01,535 --> 00:40:03,504 Wait, have we met before? 957 00:40:03,571 --> 00:40:06,274 Uh, I don't think so. 958 00:40:06,340 --> 00:40:08,475 I'm pretty sure I would have remembered. 959 00:40:08,542 --> 00:40:10,044 You look very familiar to me. 960 00:40:10,111 --> 00:40:13,114 Yes, because this is my very hot, 961 00:40:13,180 --> 00:40:16,050 very single, very almost famous friend 962 00:40:16,117 --> 00:40:18,152 from the constantly running commercial 963 00:40:18,219 --> 00:40:21,188 Desire Deodorant. 964 00:40:21,255 --> 00:40:22,256 That's it! 965 00:40:22,323 --> 00:40:23,925 The girl with the subway! 966 00:40:27,595 --> 00:40:29,196 Babe, I'm best friends with... 967 00:40:29,263 --> 00:40:30,898 -Oh, wow! 968 00:40:32,700 --> 00:40:34,068 Okay, he actually smells really good. 969 00:40:34,135 --> 00:40:36,469 That's so stupid. So dumb. 970 00:40:36,537 --> 00:40:37,838 Do you mind? 971 00:40:37,905 --> 00:40:39,607 Oh, yeah, yeah. Of course. 972 00:40:39,674 --> 00:40:41,709 -You got it. You got it. -Okay, you guys. 973 00:40:41,776 --> 00:40:42,977 Let's do it, let's do it. 974 00:40:45,947 --> 00:40:48,448 Okay, ready? 975 00:40:50,718 --> 00:40:53,587 Can you take a bunch? It's not like film, you know. 976 00:40:53,654 --> 00:40:54,989 Yeah, just like keep hitting the button. 977 00:40:55,056 --> 00:40:56,489 And do some in 0.5, do some in 0.5. 978 00:40:56,557 --> 00:40:57,591 Just keep pressing the button. 979 00:40:57,658 --> 00:40:58,759 Do a couple in 0.5. 980 00:40:58,826 --> 00:41:00,161 Do 0.5, too. 981 00:41:19,580 --> 00:41:21,449 Oh, my God! 982 00:41:21,515 --> 00:41:22,616 Oh shit. I'm so sorry. 983 00:41:22,683 --> 00:41:24,218 Fuck! Did you crack it? 984 00:41:24,285 --> 00:41:25,987 -I'm sorry, I'm sorry. -Did you crack it? 985 00:41:26,053 --> 00:41:27,722 -No, no, no, I think it's-- -Okay, it's fine. 986 00:41:27,788 --> 00:41:29,423 -I'm sorry. -It's all right. 987 00:41:31,092 --> 00:41:32,660 Um, I have to pee. 988 00:41:34,161 --> 00:41:36,530 -Which one is the...? -Um, to the right. 989 00:41:36,597 --> 00:41:38,165 - Okay, great thanks. - Yes. 990 00:41:38,232 --> 00:41:39,767 Thanks, sorry. I'm so sorry. 991 00:41:40,868 --> 00:41:43,771 There's, like, a thousand hot women out there, 992 00:41:43,838 --> 00:41:46,207 and they're all single, and they all want Sean, 993 00:41:46,273 --> 00:41:48,209 and I've been here, like, five minutes. 994 00:41:48,275 --> 00:41:50,778 Well, too bad, because Sean wants you. 995 00:41:50,845 --> 00:41:53,714 I don't think so, not really anymore, 996 00:41:53,781 --> 00:41:55,716 now that we've met Coco. 997 00:41:55,783 --> 00:41:58,285 Coco? How old is Coco? 998 00:41:58,352 --> 00:41:59,820 Seriously, she's one of the hottest girls 999 00:41:59,887 --> 00:42:01,389 I've ever seen in my entire life. 1000 00:42:01,455 --> 00:42:04,258 He clearly prefers the peri-menopausal pussy. 1001 00:42:06,727 --> 00:42:08,362 There she is. 1002 00:42:08,429 --> 00:42:12,066 Look, parties always suck for the first hour or so, 1003 00:42:12,133 --> 00:42:14,869 and then, it just gets better. You're gonna have fun. 1004 00:42:14,935 --> 00:42:16,837 -All right, love you. -They got nothing on you. 1005 00:42:16,904 --> 00:42:18,272 -Okay. -Put it to good use. 1006 00:42:18,339 --> 00:42:20,007 Thank you, goodbye. 1007 00:42:20,074 --> 00:42:22,977 -Bye. -Oh, my God. 1008 00:42:25,646 --> 00:42:27,014 What? 1009 00:42:28,582 --> 00:42:31,185 "Save Your Baby Now!" What? 1010 00:42:34,955 --> 00:42:36,590 Hello, my darlings. 1011 00:42:37,124 --> 00:42:38,926 Today, I want to talk to you about trauma. 1012 00:42:38,993 --> 00:42:41,262 You never know when a trauma response 1013 00:42:41,328 --> 00:42:42,531 is gonna sneak up on you 1014 00:42:42,596 --> 00:42:44,498 and try to take you out. 1015 00:42:44,565 --> 00:42:46,767 So, today, I want to teach you a quick little exercise 1016 00:42:46,834 --> 00:42:49,103 that you can do anytime, anywhere, 1017 00:42:49,170 --> 00:42:51,138 to keep your toddler brain in check 1018 00:42:51,205 --> 00:42:54,442 and bring your parasympathetic nervous system back online. 1019 00:42:55,209 --> 00:42:58,479 Take a deep breath and put your arms in cradle position. 1020 00:42:58,547 --> 00:43:00,047 So silly. 1021 00:43:00,114 --> 00:43:01,982 I know, I know. You're resisting. 1022 00:43:03,184 --> 00:43:04,852 Do it. 1023 00:43:04,919 --> 00:43:06,987 Oh, fucking Christ, fine. 1024 00:43:07,054 --> 00:43:09,890 Good, good. Now, look down 1025 00:43:09,957 --> 00:43:12,860 and tell your baby-self that you love her. 1026 00:43:14,829 --> 00:43:16,430 I'm waiting. 1027 00:43:16,497 --> 00:43:17,965 Okay, okay. 1028 00:43:18,032 --> 00:43:19,066 Uh... 1029 00:43:19,867 --> 00:43:22,036 I... I... I love you. 1030 00:43:23,871 --> 00:43:25,806 And now, I want you to tell your baby-self 1031 00:43:25,873 --> 00:43:27,475 that you are here. 1032 00:43:27,542 --> 00:43:29,977 I'm not gonna say this. It's so stu-- 1033 00:43:30,044 --> 00:43:31,145 Go ahead. 1034 00:43:31,212 --> 00:43:32,213 And I'm here. 1035 00:43:33,180 --> 00:43:35,783 Beautiful. And now tell your baby-self 1036 00:43:35,850 --> 00:43:38,786 that you will always, always be here. 1037 00:43:40,087 --> 00:43:42,123 And I'm always gonna be here. 1038 00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:50,164 Good. I want you to sing her 1039 00:43:50,231 --> 00:43:51,732 a gentle lullaby. 1040 00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:00,774 Good. 1041 00:44:03,545 --> 00:44:05,346 Good. 1042 00:44:09,683 --> 00:44:10,851 Louder. 1043 00:44:14,155 --> 00:44:15,557 Yes. 1044 00:44:17,559 --> 00:44:18,826 Yes, my darling. 1045 00:44:25,332 --> 00:44:27,101 Uh, you okay? 1046 00:44:27,168 --> 00:44:28,302 I dropped her. 1047 00:44:28,369 --> 00:44:29,538 Who? 1048 00:44:29,604 --> 00:44:30,738 Don't you knock? 1049 00:44:31,105 --> 00:44:32,940 I knocked a lot. You didn't answer. 1050 00:44:33,007 --> 00:44:34,509 -You okay? -Yeah, I'm fine. 1051 00:44:34,576 --> 00:44:36,210 -Okay. -I was working on a... 1052 00:44:37,646 --> 00:44:38,812 ...a monologue, 1053 00:44:38,879 --> 00:44:40,881 -for my acting class. -What? 1054 00:44:40,948 --> 00:44:42,850 I was rehearsing. I was rehearsing. 1055 00:44:42,917 --> 00:44:44,318 Rehearsing? 1056 00:44:44,385 --> 00:44:45,719 Great acoustics in here. 1057 00:44:45,786 --> 00:44:49,591 Oh. You wanna rehearse somewhere else, 1058 00:44:49,658 --> 00:44:51,526 so I can take a leak? 1059 00:44:51,593 --> 00:44:54,461 Oh, yeah. Sorry. Yes. 1060 00:45:02,703 --> 00:45:04,205 I'm getting married. 1061 00:45:04,271 --> 00:45:05,640 Yes, you are. 1062 00:45:05,706 --> 00:45:07,174 And it's gonna be beautiful. 1063 00:45:07,241 --> 00:45:08,876 No, I know. It's going to be perfect. 1064 00:45:08,943 --> 00:45:12,079 But I'm, like, spooked. It just feels like... 1065 00:45:12,146 --> 00:45:13,814 What if things go wrong? Or whatever. 1066 00:45:13,881 --> 00:45:16,050 But of course you are. That's totally normal. 1067 00:45:16,116 --> 00:45:17,851 I think it would be weird if you weren't a little scared. 1068 00:45:17,918 --> 00:45:19,654 You're basically signing up for a lifetime 1069 00:45:19,720 --> 00:45:21,822 of hooking up with only one person. It's terrifying. 1070 00:45:21,889 --> 00:45:23,558 That's not what I'm talking about. 1071 00:45:23,625 --> 00:45:25,059 I'm talking about the wedding. 1072 00:45:25,125 --> 00:45:27,061 Not the actual marriage itself. 1073 00:45:27,127 --> 00:45:29,631 I'm talking about the rain, and what if it rains tomorrow? 1074 00:45:29,698 --> 00:45:31,098 Actually, that's good luck. 1075 00:45:31,165 --> 00:45:32,634 -On your wedding day. -You're sweet. 1076 00:45:32,701 --> 00:45:34,034 -Really? -Everybody knows that. 1077 00:45:34,101 --> 00:45:35,502 I don't believe that. 1078 00:45:35,570 --> 00:45:37,004 That was a line from the song my mom likes. 1079 00:45:37,071 --> 00:45:39,039 No, no, no. That's "Isn't It Ironic," 1080 00:45:39,106 --> 00:45:40,874 and it's about irony. But it's actually not irony. 1081 00:45:40,941 --> 00:45:42,743 -Hey. Do you guys know Justine? -It's a great song, though. 1082 00:45:42,810 --> 00:45:44,211 Of course you know Justine, my fiancee. 1083 00:45:44,278 --> 00:45:47,815 -Hey! -Um, Adam's got COVID, 1084 00:45:47,881 --> 00:45:49,517 so he's not going to be in the wedding. 1085 00:45:49,584 --> 00:45:51,151 -I'm sure he's just hungover. -No, he didn't. Oh, my... 1086 00:45:51,218 --> 00:45:52,753 -I shouldn't have asked him. -Fuck. 1087 00:45:52,820 --> 00:45:54,589 - No! - No, it's fine. 1088 00:45:54,656 --> 00:45:57,258 One of-- One of your friends can just stand in, right? 1089 00:45:57,324 --> 00:45:58,693 Oh, I jinxed it! 1090 00:45:58,759 --> 00:46:00,828 Babe, it's gonna be okay. 1091 00:46:00,894 --> 00:46:03,297 It's literally not. It's gonna look weird. 1092 00:46:05,966 --> 00:46:07,434 Sean. 1093 00:46:07,501 --> 00:46:09,470 The bridesmaids love you. 1094 00:46:09,537 --> 00:46:11,506 Yeah, yes, absolutely, yeah. 1095 00:46:11,573 --> 00:46:12,973 - I'm down! - Really? 1096 00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:14,676 -For sure! -Yeah? 1097 00:46:14,743 --> 00:46:16,143 - I'll do it. For sure. - That's it. Really? 1098 00:46:16,210 --> 00:46:17,545 Seriously, thank you. 1099 00:46:17,612 --> 00:46:19,079 - So much, seriously. - Of course. 1100 00:46:19,146 --> 00:46:20,414 It's gonna to be nice. 1101 00:46:20,481 --> 00:46:22,349 I love you. Um... 1102 00:46:22,416 --> 00:46:23,984 You're gonna walk with Coco. 1103 00:46:24,051 --> 00:46:25,219 - Okay. - And... 1104 00:46:25,286 --> 00:46:26,854 it's gonna be really cool. 1105 00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:28,422 You're gonna look so good together. 1106 00:46:28,489 --> 00:46:29,823 Cool. 1107 00:46:29,890 --> 00:46:31,292 Ah! You're gonna... 1108 00:46:31,358 --> 00:46:33,794 Give me hug! Give me hug! 1109 00:46:33,861 --> 00:46:35,129 I can't believe it! 1110 00:46:37,398 --> 00:46:39,266 You figure out what looks you want. 1111 00:46:39,333 --> 00:46:40,669 Yeah, I'm getting nervous now. 1112 00:46:40,735 --> 00:46:42,236 What are you gonna wear? 1113 00:46:42,303 --> 00:46:44,506 Well, these pants, actually, I think, would match. 1114 00:46:44,572 --> 00:46:46,273 Don't like those. Can he borrow your shoes? 1115 00:46:50,944 --> 00:46:54,948 Hey. Sorry. I saw a smoker. 1116 00:46:55,015 --> 00:46:56,150 Do you mind if I bum one? 1117 00:46:56,216 --> 00:46:57,752 Yeah, yeah. For sure. 1118 00:46:57,818 --> 00:46:59,286 And get under the umbrella. It's starting to rain. 1119 00:46:59,353 --> 00:47:00,789 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 1120 00:47:00,854 --> 00:47:02,089 I don't want to invade your privacy. 1121 00:47:02,156 --> 00:47:03,792 -You're good. -I really should've 1122 00:47:03,857 --> 00:47:05,560 brought my own, but I'm pretending that I don't smoke. 1123 00:47:05,627 --> 00:47:08,062 I'm just happy there's another smoker here. 1124 00:47:08,128 --> 00:47:10,532 I always feel like such an asshole, like, ugh. 1125 00:47:10,598 --> 00:47:13,067 I know. We could be assholes together. 1126 00:47:13,133 --> 00:47:14,736 Okay. 1127 00:47:14,803 --> 00:47:16,003 Huh. 1128 00:47:17,004 --> 00:47:18,573 Isn't it funny? 1129 00:47:20,207 --> 00:47:22,744 Like, you get hurt, and the first thing 1130 00:47:22,811 --> 00:47:24,779 you wanna to do is something 1131 00:47:24,845 --> 00:47:26,180 that hurts yourself. 1132 00:47:30,685 --> 00:47:32,019 Bitch, what? 1133 00:47:32,587 --> 00:47:33,722 I'm sorry. 1134 00:47:33,788 --> 00:47:35,255 -I'm so sorry. -Are you okay? 1135 00:47:36,490 --> 00:47:37,925 Sorry. That was really dark. 1136 00:47:37,991 --> 00:47:39,026 -Yeah. -Sorry. 1137 00:47:39,093 --> 00:47:40,127 -A little bit. -Yeah. 1138 00:47:40,194 --> 00:47:41,462 I'm having a day. 1139 00:47:41,529 --> 00:47:42,564 Having a day! 1140 00:47:42,630 --> 00:47:43,997 Okay. 1141 00:47:44,064 --> 00:47:45,567 Are you with... 1142 00:47:45,633 --> 00:47:46,768 Butch Bride or... 1143 00:47:46,835 --> 00:47:48,536 Femme Bride? Who are you with? 1144 00:47:50,505 --> 00:47:51,606 -Femme! -Hm. 1145 00:47:51,673 --> 00:47:52,873 Maria. 1146 00:47:54,408 --> 00:47:55,710 -Butch. -Yes. 1147 00:47:55,777 --> 00:47:57,244 You must be related to Justine. 1148 00:47:57,311 --> 00:47:58,713 Yeah. I'm her brother, actually. 1149 00:47:58,780 --> 00:47:59,814 -No. -Yeah. 1150 00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:01,081 Wait, so you're both...? 1151 00:48:02,049 --> 00:48:03,852 Yeah, I'm gay, too. 1152 00:48:03,917 --> 00:48:05,419 I know. Yeah. 1153 00:48:05,486 --> 00:48:07,622 Yeah, it happens. 1154 00:48:07,689 --> 00:48:09,056 Yeah. That's kind of crazy. 1155 00:48:09,123 --> 00:48:10,991 More proof of the gay gene thing. 1156 00:48:11,058 --> 00:48:12,192 Yeah. True. 1157 00:48:12,259 --> 00:48:15,162 I'm also her Best Man. 1158 00:48:15,229 --> 00:48:18,298 Man, yeah. Funny. Wait. But that's fun. 1159 00:48:18,365 --> 00:48:19,601 That's so cool. 1160 00:48:19,667 --> 00:48:21,603 It's kind of like being, like, famous a little bit. 1161 00:48:21,669 --> 00:48:23,036 -Yeah. -Yeah. 1162 00:48:23,103 --> 00:48:24,304 -But not Kim famous. -Right, right. 1163 00:48:24,371 --> 00:48:25,807 -Like Kourtney. -Like Kourtney. 1164 00:48:25,874 --> 00:48:28,041 Ah! Shut the fuck up, bitch! 1165 00:48:28,108 --> 00:48:30,944 My God, yes! 1166 00:48:31,011 --> 00:48:32,514 My God. I love you. 1167 00:48:32,580 --> 00:48:34,516 We should be, like, besties or something. 1168 00:48:34,582 --> 00:48:35,949 Hey. I could use one. 1169 00:48:36,016 --> 00:48:38,152 We'll hang out. Oh, my God. 1170 00:48:38,218 --> 00:48:39,987 -What? -You can be Rupert Everett, 1171 00:48:40,053 --> 00:48:41,955 and I can be Julia Roberts. 1172 00:48:43,023 --> 00:48:44,659 Who the fuck is Rupert Everett? 1173 00:48:44,726 --> 00:48:47,261 Oh, my God. Why doesn't anyone know what anything is? 1174 00:48:47,327 --> 00:48:49,864 He's like the original OG gay. 1175 00:48:49,930 --> 00:48:51,733 O... Okay. 1176 00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:54,869 Rupert Everett is the gay best friend to Julia Roberts 1177 00:48:54,935 --> 00:48:56,336 in My Best Friend's Wedding. 1178 00:48:56,403 --> 00:48:58,238 And Julia Roberts goes to this wedding, 1179 00:48:58,305 --> 00:49:00,207 and she, like, almost destroys the entire wedding, 1180 00:49:00,274 --> 00:49:03,410 and he comes at the end and shows up to save her. 1181 00:49:03,477 --> 00:49:04,679 Mm. 1182 00:49:04,746 --> 00:49:05,713 All right. 1183 00:49:06,848 --> 00:49:11,719 You know, I do love when Miss Julia serves "cunt," honey. 1184 00:49:11,786 --> 00:49:15,255 Oh, my God, no. "Cunt" is like a... like a compliment now. 1185 00:49:15,322 --> 00:49:17,357 -It is? -Yes. It's like, um... 1186 00:49:17,424 --> 00:49:20,260 -Jesus, not when I was young. -"Cunt" is like, um... 1187 00:49:20,327 --> 00:49:22,362 Like serving sickening, 1188 00:49:22,429 --> 00:49:23,698 undeniably, 1189 00:49:23,765 --> 00:49:25,132 femme, 1190 00:49:25,199 --> 00:49:26,601 and fierce... 1191 00:49:26,668 --> 00:49:28,168 You, right now. 1192 00:49:28,235 --> 00:49:29,871 -Seriously? -Yes, ma'am. 1193 00:49:29,938 --> 00:49:32,339 - Cunt. - Serving cunt. 1194 00:49:32,406 --> 00:49:34,909 - Cunt! - Serving cunt. 1195 00:49:34,975 --> 00:49:36,644 You know what I mean? 1196 00:49:36,711 --> 00:49:37,978 You know what I mean. 1197 00:49:38,045 --> 00:49:40,648 Wait. I'm Lauren, by the way. 1198 00:49:40,715 --> 00:49:41,883 Hi, I'm Todd. 1199 00:49:41,950 --> 00:49:43,651 Hi. Nice to meet you. 1200 00:49:43,718 --> 00:49:44,985 Nice to meet you. 1201 00:51:13,206 --> 00:51:14,642 Just give me a second. 1202 00:52:09,797 --> 00:52:11,164 You look so pretty. 1203 00:52:11,231 --> 00:52:12,734 Oh, thanks. 1204 00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:14,802 I'm, uh, yeah, I'm going to a wedding. 1205 00:52:14,869 --> 00:52:15,903 All dressed up. 1206 00:52:15,970 --> 00:52:17,639 Is that gonna be okay for you? 1207 00:52:17,705 --> 00:52:20,108 Yeah, no, I'm fine. I'm just, um... 1208 00:52:20,173 --> 00:52:21,341 Just miss my little girl. 1209 00:52:21,408 --> 00:52:23,978 Could I maybe say a quick hi? 1210 00:52:24,045 --> 00:52:25,345 Oh, sure. I'll go get her. 1211 00:52:25,412 --> 00:52:27,347 - Okay. - Luce? 1212 00:52:27,414 --> 00:52:28,783 Grandma, I found a kitten. 1213 00:52:28,850 --> 00:52:30,785 It's so cute. 1214 00:52:30,852 --> 00:52:32,053 What's going on? 1215 00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:35,590 Lucy has found a stray kitten in the backyard 1216 00:52:35,657 --> 00:52:38,358 and Chase just told her she can take it home with her. 1217 00:52:38,425 --> 00:52:40,193 - Oh it's so cute. - Oh, a kitten? 1218 00:52:40,260 --> 00:52:41,729 Get off the phone Lucy wants you to see this. 1219 00:52:41,796 --> 00:52:44,331 Yeah. Well, um... That's cool. 1220 00:52:44,398 --> 00:52:46,801 Listen. Can we call you back? 1221 00:52:46,868 --> 00:52:50,505 I'm not gonna get this kid away from that kitten. 1222 00:52:50,571 --> 00:52:52,974 Okay, yeah. No, no, of course. 1223 00:52:53,041 --> 00:52:54,542 All right. Bye, Sweetheart. 1224 00:52:54,609 --> 00:52:55,610 Bye. 1225 00:53:00,380 --> 00:53:01,683 You look nice. 1226 00:53:01,749 --> 00:53:03,183 Well, so do you. 1227 00:53:03,250 --> 00:53:04,451 Thanks. 1228 00:53:05,953 --> 00:53:08,288 Can you help me with this? 1229 00:53:08,355 --> 00:53:10,725 Oh, yeah, come over to the mirror. 1230 00:53:13,127 --> 00:53:14,361 Was that your mom? 1231 00:53:14,428 --> 00:53:16,731 Actually, it was my... 1232 00:53:16,798 --> 00:53:19,000 ex mother-in-law. 1233 00:53:19,067 --> 00:53:21,268 but we're close. I mean... 1234 00:53:21,334 --> 00:53:23,738 We still are. 1235 00:53:23,805 --> 00:53:25,205 -Sweet. -Yeah. 1236 00:53:25,272 --> 00:53:26,473 I wanted to say hi to Lucy. 1237 00:53:26,541 --> 00:53:28,810 She's with her this weekend but... 1238 00:53:28,876 --> 00:53:31,612 she's too excited about a new kitten, I guess. 1239 00:53:31,679 --> 00:53:33,848 -Oh, that's cute. -Mm, It's great. 1240 00:53:33,915 --> 00:53:36,050 She's never gonna wanna come to my house again. 1241 00:53:36,117 --> 00:53:37,652 What do you mean? 1242 00:53:38,119 --> 00:53:40,888 She's gonna wanna go to her Dad's and be with that kitty. 1243 00:53:40,955 --> 00:53:43,290 Well, you could get one too. 1244 00:53:43,356 --> 00:53:44,926 No, I can't. 1245 00:53:44,992 --> 00:53:46,794 I already have a cat. 1246 00:53:46,861 --> 00:53:48,462 A sweet old cranky cat. 1247 00:53:48,529 --> 00:53:50,464 She doesn't want any new friends. 1248 00:53:50,531 --> 00:53:54,135 Well, lucky for you, kittens grow up fast. 1249 00:53:54,202 --> 00:53:55,870 Be old and fat in no time. 1250 00:53:57,705 --> 00:53:59,040 Yeah. 1251 00:53:59,107 --> 00:54:00,240 Yeah, you're right. 1252 00:54:00,307 --> 00:54:01,909 -Let's boogie. -Okay. 1253 00:54:43,918 --> 00:54:46,687 We use the word Holy Matrimony to signify the depth 1254 00:54:46,754 --> 00:54:48,488 of this lifelong commitment. 1255 00:54:48,556 --> 00:54:50,558 The divine promise that no matter what 1256 00:54:50,625 --> 00:54:52,292 you'll be there for each other 1257 00:54:52,359 --> 00:54:55,362 for better or for worse. 1258 00:55:49,449 --> 00:55:51,018 ...out of your mind ? 1259 00:55:51,085 --> 00:55:53,254 Show unity. It'll be fun. 1260 00:55:53,321 --> 00:55:54,989 Fun? Toasting my... 1261 00:55:55,056 --> 00:55:57,024 only daughter with you is gonna be fun? 1262 00:55:57,592 --> 00:55:59,459 - Why are you angry? - Oh, come on. 1263 00:56:06,267 --> 00:56:07,500 He's not coming. 1264 00:56:08,269 --> 00:56:09,770 Gabe is not coming. 1265 00:56:09,837 --> 00:56:11,505 -That's just really awkward. -He's not coming. 1266 00:56:11,572 --> 00:56:13,507 That's really awkward. 1267 00:56:16,711 --> 00:56:18,145 And I like how they matched 1268 00:56:18,212 --> 00:56:19,513 the bow with the tie... 1269 00:56:20,948 --> 00:56:22,516 You have such a beautiful voice... 1270 00:56:22,583 --> 00:56:24,051 Oh, no, no, no, no. 1271 00:56:24,118 --> 00:56:25,119 Sorry, sorry. 1272 00:56:26,254 --> 00:56:27,722 Can you, um, 1273 00:56:27,788 --> 00:56:30,191 just get me a glass of Diet Coke, no ice? 1274 00:56:30,258 --> 00:56:31,491 Just keep it coming all night. 1275 00:56:31,559 --> 00:56:32,860 -Of course. -Okay. 1276 00:56:32,927 --> 00:56:34,362 My name is Mike if you need anything else. 1277 00:56:34,427 --> 00:56:35,630 Thanks, Mike. 1278 00:56:38,498 --> 00:56:40,902 Oh, my God, Mike! That was so funny! 1279 00:56:42,003 --> 00:56:43,237 Sorry, did you need me? 1280 00:56:43,304 --> 00:56:44,705 I'm not quite there yet. 1281 00:56:44,772 --> 00:56:46,607 Let's just start with the drink. 1282 00:56:46,674 --> 00:56:48,376 -Thanks, Mike. -You got it. 1283 00:56:48,441 --> 00:56:49,977 - Hey. - Hi. 1284 00:56:50,044 --> 00:56:51,812 Jus checking out. See how you guys are doing. 1285 00:56:51,879 --> 00:56:53,848 We're so good. We're having a blast! 1286 00:56:53,915 --> 00:56:55,583 You gonna come over here and slum it 1287 00:56:55,650 --> 00:56:57,885 with the rest of us regular, degular guests? 1288 00:56:58,886 --> 00:57:00,588 Way to save the day, Sean. 1289 00:57:00,655 --> 00:57:02,590 It was a really beautiful ceremony. 1290 00:57:02,657 --> 00:57:04,125 -I agree. I agree. -Hey 1291 00:57:04,191 --> 00:57:05,559 -Sean. -Hey. 1292 00:57:05,626 --> 00:57:07,427 We need you back for the wedding party pics. 1293 00:57:07,494 --> 00:57:08,729 Okay. Okay, cool. 1294 00:57:08,796 --> 00:57:09,931 I'll see you guys in a little bit! 1295 00:57:09,997 --> 00:57:11,766 -Yeah. -Save me a dance. 1296 00:57:11,832 --> 00:57:13,466 - Yeah! - All right. 1297 00:57:13,534 --> 00:57:15,736 - And look for shots, my man. - -Yeah. 1298 00:57:17,138 --> 00:57:18,239 Hello, beautiful. 1299 00:57:19,140 --> 00:57:21,142 Before you say anything, I have a question for you 1300 00:57:21,208 --> 00:57:24,078 that might change the trajectory of both our lives. 1301 00:57:24,679 --> 00:57:26,681 Does this seat have my name on it? 1302 00:57:28,349 --> 00:57:30,785 -Are you Rick? -I am Rick! Hi. 1303 00:57:30,851 --> 00:57:32,620 - Hi. - How are you? 1304 00:57:32,687 --> 00:57:34,889 -I'm Lauren. -No, I know who you are. 1305 00:57:34,956 --> 00:57:37,391 Yeah, Marie and Justine told me all about you. 1306 00:57:37,490 --> 00:57:38,793 And your new Hot to Trot status. 1307 00:57:39,327 --> 00:57:41,461 Wow. I haven't heard that phrase in a minute. 1308 00:57:41,529 --> 00:57:43,831 Yeah, Hot to Trot. Well, they were right about the hot. 1309 00:57:43,898 --> 00:57:48,636 And now I'm just curious about the "twot." The Trot. 1310 00:57:48,703 --> 00:57:51,539 You know, the people want to know, where is-- 1311 00:57:51,605 --> 00:57:52,940 Show us The Trot. 1312 00:57:55,710 --> 00:57:57,411 I'm kidding, of course. 1313 00:57:57,477 --> 00:57:59,313 I'm joking with you. I like to kid. 1314 00:57:59,380 --> 00:58:01,148 -Yeah. -Yeah. 1315 00:58:01,215 --> 00:58:03,351 So, um, how do you know 1316 00:58:03,417 --> 00:58:04,885 uh, Justine and Maria? 1317 00:58:04,952 --> 00:58:06,620 Well, that's an interesting story. 1318 00:58:06,687 --> 00:58:09,056 Maria's parents hired me for her tenth birthday 1319 00:58:09,123 --> 00:58:11,792 when I was just a up-and-coming magician. 1320 00:58:11,859 --> 00:58:14,295 Yeah. And I was just trying to, you know, 1321 00:58:14,362 --> 00:58:16,464 supplement some of my income to pay the rent. 1322 00:58:16,530 --> 00:58:17,999 -So... -Nice. 1323 00:58:18,065 --> 00:58:19,433 Then we became friends and I became their manny. 1324 00:58:19,499 --> 00:58:20,534 -So... -Oh. 1325 00:58:20,601 --> 00:58:21,635 Then cut to ten years later, 1326 00:58:21,702 --> 00:58:24,271 I am a professional magician. 1327 00:58:24,338 --> 00:58:25,673 -I pay my rent... -Really? 1328 00:58:25,740 --> 00:58:27,608 ...with my magic tricks, 1329 00:58:27,675 --> 00:58:29,176 -believe it or not. -Oh, that's really... That's kind of cool. 1330 00:58:29,243 --> 00:58:31,679 Yeah, so I guess now I'm just the, um-- 1331 00:58:31,746 --> 00:58:33,614 I guess I'm just the hot uncle. 1332 00:58:33,681 --> 00:58:36,350 I guess so. So you make a living? 1333 00:58:36,417 --> 00:58:37,852 Indeed d-do. 1334 00:58:37,918 --> 00:58:41,122 Yes. Yeah. I work at Castle Magique, 1335 00:58:41,188 --> 00:58:43,891 and I headline there Mondays and Tuesday nights 1336 00:58:43,958 --> 00:58:45,693 which tend to be their popular nights. 1337 00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:47,061 -Really? -Yeah. 1338 00:58:47,128 --> 00:58:48,763 Wait, that's the place on Fairfax, right? 1339 00:58:48,829 --> 00:58:50,164 The one and only. 1340 00:58:50,231 --> 00:58:51,565 Yeah, I drive by it all the time. 1341 00:58:51,632 --> 00:58:52,867 -Oh, really? -I've never been. 1342 00:58:52,933 --> 00:58:54,101 Really? 1343 00:58:54,168 --> 00:58:56,337 Well, it's a very cool, very private club. 1344 00:58:56,404 --> 00:58:59,340 You have to be a member or know one. 1345 00:58:59,407 --> 00:59:01,375 Wow. 1346 00:59:01,442 --> 00:59:03,544 -And now you do. -Yeah. 1347 00:59:06,347 --> 00:59:08,115 Oh. Oh. Wow. 1348 00:59:08,182 --> 00:59:09,283 That's, um... 1349 00:59:09,350 --> 00:59:11,552 That's a great card. 1350 00:59:11,619 --> 00:59:13,621 You know, a lot of people think 1351 00:59:13,687 --> 00:59:15,222 magic is a joke. 1352 00:59:15,289 --> 00:59:16,891 My guess is... 1353 00:59:16,957 --> 00:59:19,126 they haven't experienced it firsthand. 1354 00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:21,530 You have something behind your ear. 1355 00:59:21,595 --> 00:59:23,364 -Hmm? -Yeah. 1356 00:59:24,698 --> 00:59:26,067 Wait, what? 1357 00:59:26,133 --> 00:59:27,134 It's a flower. 1358 00:59:27,201 --> 00:59:29,637 -Prest-O Change-O. -That was fun! 1359 00:59:29,703 --> 00:59:31,572 That was fun. 1360 00:59:31,639 --> 00:59:32,907 I'm gonna do another magic trick for you. 1361 00:59:32,973 --> 00:59:34,642 -Really? -I'm going to change this guy 1362 00:59:34,708 --> 00:59:36,610 into somebody who's not into you. 1363 00:59:36,677 --> 00:59:38,746 Uh, Prest-O Change-O. It's not working. 1364 00:59:38,813 --> 00:59:41,148 My magic's not working. I'm still into you. 1365 00:59:43,050 --> 00:59:44,919 Oh, they're doing speeches. 1366 00:59:46,555 --> 00:59:48,622 Hi. Hi, everybody. 1367 00:59:48,689 --> 00:59:50,458 My name is Esther. 1368 00:59:50,525 --> 00:59:52,693 I'm Maria's Person of Honor. 1369 00:59:52,760 --> 00:59:54,995 Her VIP, if you will 1370 00:59:55,062 --> 00:59:57,566 I have known Maria for a very long time. 1371 00:59:59,767 --> 01:00:01,836 She is somebody who has 1372 01:00:01,902 --> 01:00:03,971 always understood me, 1373 01:00:05,339 --> 01:00:07,241 has never judged me. 1374 01:00:07,308 --> 01:00:10,711 And with Maria, I have never once 1375 01:00:11,345 --> 01:00:13,180 needed to explain myself. 1376 01:00:17,586 --> 01:00:19,588 I'm not losing a sister. 1377 01:00:19,653 --> 01:00:21,255 I'm actually gaining another one. 1378 01:00:21,322 --> 01:00:24,024 One who will let me put makeup on her face, 1379 01:00:24,091 --> 01:00:25,693 finally, right? 1380 01:00:34,201 --> 01:00:38,305 I love you so much, my baby girl. 1381 01:00:38,372 --> 01:00:40,307 And my new baby girl. 1382 01:00:41,108 --> 01:00:42,977 And now I want some new babies. 1383 01:00:46,847 --> 01:00:48,749 Okay, first of all, 1384 01:00:48,816 --> 01:00:51,285 look at these beautiful people! 1385 01:00:51,352 --> 01:00:52,953 Oh, no! No! 1386 01:00:53,954 --> 01:00:57,324 I had almost accepted the fact 1387 01:00:57,391 --> 01:00:59,628 that I would never have a child of my own. 1388 01:00:59,693 --> 01:01:02,463 And now I'm a bonus dad to two 1389 01:01:02,531 --> 01:01:04,131 beautiful girls. 1390 01:01:04,198 --> 01:01:05,666 To the brides! 1391 01:01:07,401 --> 01:01:08,736 Dave? 1392 01:01:16,277 --> 01:01:19,346 I want to welcome everyone to what, until very recently, 1393 01:01:19,413 --> 01:01:22,783 was my home. 1394 01:01:22,850 --> 01:01:24,451 - Oh. - Wait. 1395 01:01:24,519 --> 01:01:28,055 I really-- I should've written something down. 1396 01:01:28,122 --> 01:01:29,223 Louder! 1397 01:01:29,290 --> 01:01:30,958 Um... 1398 01:01:31,025 --> 01:01:34,529 You know, marriage gets a bad rap. 1399 01:01:34,596 --> 01:01:37,198 But I'm here to tell you that... 1400 01:01:37,965 --> 01:01:40,167 even with a marriage that doesn't work, 1401 01:01:40,234 --> 01:01:43,837 something really beautiful can come out of it. 1402 01:01:44,705 --> 01:01:46,541 And I've been thinking about 1403 01:01:46,608 --> 01:01:49,743 the day that I met Maria. 1404 01:01:49,810 --> 01:01:52,514 They handed her to me. She's all wrapped up like a burrito 1405 01:01:52,581 --> 01:01:55,449 and she's not crying, she's like fearless. 1406 01:01:55,517 --> 01:01:59,521 And looking up at me with those huge, gorgeous eyes, 1407 01:01:59,588 --> 01:02:01,590 like, looking through me. 1408 01:02:02,389 --> 01:02:05,492 And then when she got a little older, when she'd get fussy, 1409 01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:08,563 I would soothe her with a... 1410 01:02:08,630 --> 01:02:11,432 I'd give her my pinky and she would suck on it so hard 1411 01:02:11,498 --> 01:02:13,702 that blood would come out of it. 1412 01:02:13,767 --> 01:02:15,135 It sounds weird but 1413 01:02:15,202 --> 01:02:16,937 I'm just saying she's always had this... 1414 01:02:17,004 --> 01:02:19,641 this incredible thirst 1415 01:02:19,708 --> 01:02:22,644 for... for life. 1416 01:02:22,711 --> 01:02:25,412 And as her dad, 1417 01:02:26,046 --> 01:02:27,682 you're always scared that 1418 01:02:27,748 --> 01:02:30,719 she's not gonna be able to find someone to lock eyes with 1419 01:02:30,784 --> 01:02:34,755 who wants her to be as free... 1420 01:02:36,023 --> 01:02:39,026 and as safe... 1421 01:02:41,428 --> 01:02:42,796 as I need her to be. 1422 01:02:43,297 --> 01:02:47,001 And then I saw her look at Justine, 1423 01:02:48,502 --> 01:02:49,870 and I knew she was home. 1424 01:02:52,072 --> 01:02:54,643 Here's to my incredible daughter 1425 01:02:54,709 --> 01:02:56,243 and her beautiful bride. 1426 01:02:56,310 --> 01:02:57,378 Bottoms up! 1427 01:03:56,904 --> 01:03:59,306 Hey, you. 1428 01:03:59,373 --> 01:04:00,874 You look beautiful in that light. 1429 01:04:00,941 --> 01:04:02,409 Ah. 1430 01:04:02,476 --> 01:04:04,111 Thanks. 1431 01:04:04,178 --> 01:04:05,879 What are you doing? 1432 01:04:06,681 --> 01:04:07,948 I just... 1433 01:04:08,015 --> 01:04:10,652 needed to get away a little bit. 1434 01:04:10,719 --> 01:04:11,885 -You know... -Yeah. 1435 01:04:11,952 --> 01:04:13,253 Crowds. 1436 01:04:13,320 --> 01:04:14,689 Weddings can be overwhelming for sure. 1437 01:04:14,756 --> 01:04:16,056 Yes, they can. 1438 01:04:16,123 --> 01:04:17,592 Yes, they can. 1439 01:04:19,126 --> 01:04:20,994 I'd love to apologize to you. 1440 01:04:21,061 --> 01:04:23,197 For what? 1441 01:04:23,263 --> 01:04:24,298 Well... 1442 01:04:26,500 --> 01:04:29,503 I feel like I was dominating the conversation back there. 1443 01:04:29,571 --> 01:04:31,472 You know, when I'm around a beautiful woman... 1444 01:04:31,539 --> 01:04:35,175 - ...I get a little nervous and, ah... 1445 01:04:35,242 --> 01:04:37,945 and when I do, I talk about magic a lot. 1446 01:04:38,011 --> 01:04:39,413 And I am sorry. 1447 01:04:39,480 --> 01:04:42,082 -You're charming. -Oh, thank you. 1448 01:04:42,149 --> 01:04:44,552 Yeah, lovely dinner companion. 1449 01:04:44,619 --> 01:04:47,020 Thank you so much I appreciate that. 1450 01:04:48,322 --> 01:04:50,090 Anyway, you look beautiful. 1451 01:04:50,891 --> 01:04:52,926 -I was... -Thanks. 1452 01:04:52,993 --> 01:04:54,228 ...thinking... 1453 01:04:56,798 --> 01:04:58,298 No, it's... it's... 1454 01:04:59,768 --> 01:05:01,068 What? 1455 01:05:01,135 --> 01:05:02,469 -It's dumb. -What? 1456 01:05:02,537 --> 01:05:05,038 -It's stupid. -No, tell me. 1457 01:05:06,273 --> 01:05:07,274 Well... 1458 01:05:08,810 --> 01:05:09,943 we're at a wedding... 1459 01:05:10,377 --> 01:05:13,947 for two adults and we're single 1460 01:05:23,457 --> 01:05:24,759 Why not? 1461 01:05:25,993 --> 01:05:27,829 -Why not? -Why not? 1462 01:05:29,363 --> 01:05:30,364 Okay. 1463 01:05:43,377 --> 01:05:44,378 Ow. 1464 01:05:46,079 --> 01:05:47,414 You like that? 1465 01:05:47,849 --> 01:05:50,951 Um... That? No, no. 1466 01:05:51,753 --> 01:05:54,221 Oh. 1467 01:05:54,288 --> 01:05:56,256 Little pumpkin pie doesn't like to get 1468 01:05:56,323 --> 01:05:58,526 slapped in the face, does she? 1469 01:05:58,593 --> 01:05:59,993 No 1470 01:06:00,060 --> 01:06:02,429 -You-- You don't like that? -No. 1471 01:06:02,496 --> 01:06:05,466 -No, no. Yeah. No. -Oh, I'm sorry. 1472 01:06:05,533 --> 01:06:06,768 I... 1473 01:06:07,167 --> 01:06:09,002 Do you want me to be sweet? I can be sweet. 1474 01:06:10,538 --> 01:06:13,675 -No. -Okay, I know you want to dominate. 1475 01:06:13,741 --> 01:06:15,844 Okay, so give it back to me. 1476 01:06:15,910 --> 01:06:17,344 -No, I don't... -I can take it. 1477 01:06:17,411 --> 01:06:18,746 -I don't want to dominate. -You can give it to me, 1478 01:06:18,813 --> 01:06:20,414 and I can take it. 1479 01:06:20,481 --> 01:06:22,015 -Come on, just hit me -No, I don't want to hit you. 1480 01:06:22,082 --> 01:06:23,618 Hit me and it'll be fine just hit me. 1481 01:06:23,685 --> 01:06:25,419 -No! -Ow! Fuck! 1482 01:06:43,270 --> 01:06:44,973 Sorry, I was trying to get away from this guy. 1483 01:06:45,038 --> 01:06:46,608 I think I lost him. 1484 01:06:46,674 --> 01:06:47,675 Sorry. 1485 01:06:50,912 --> 01:06:52,412 Your toast was... 1486 01:06:52,479 --> 01:06:53,948 it was great... 1487 01:06:54,014 --> 01:06:55,482 It was really great. 1488 01:06:55,550 --> 01:06:56,684 Thanks. 1489 01:06:56,751 --> 01:06:58,118 It was hard to share... 1490 01:06:59,453 --> 01:07:01,355 your kid with someone else. 1491 01:07:01,421 --> 01:07:03,758 Yeah. Yeah, it sucks. 1492 01:07:07,127 --> 01:07:08,362 Chuck is really funny. 1493 01:07:08,428 --> 01:07:10,030 My gosh, what a character! 1494 01:07:10,097 --> 01:07:11,164 Yeah. 1495 01:07:11,231 --> 01:07:12,600 Chuck's a hoot. 1496 01:07:26,079 --> 01:07:28,348 Miss Julia... 1497 01:07:28,415 --> 01:07:31,485 -What are we doing over here? -No... 1498 01:07:32,887 --> 01:07:35,657 I think we need to go dance. 1499 01:07:37,090 --> 01:07:39,527 Now! 1500 01:08:02,115 --> 01:08:03,751 Oh, fuck! 1501 01:08:31,378 --> 01:08:34,481 Those are some crazy ass moves out there, girl. 1502 01:08:34,549 --> 01:08:36,483 Two shots of Tequila please. Thank you. 1503 01:08:36,551 --> 01:08:38,753 God, how did you move your leg like that? 1504 01:08:38,820 --> 01:08:40,220 Crazy. 1505 01:08:40,287 --> 01:08:41,321 That was a little nuts. 1506 01:08:41,388 --> 01:08:42,957 Yeah. 1507 01:08:43,024 --> 01:08:44,559 Thank you. 1508 01:08:44,626 --> 01:08:46,027 -Thank you, babe. -You're welcome. 1509 01:08:46,094 --> 01:08:47,294 Mmm... 1510 01:08:50,263 --> 01:08:51,899 Oh, my God. Uh... 1511 01:08:55,069 --> 01:08:56,436 Yeah? 1512 01:08:56,503 --> 01:08:57,505 Um... 1513 01:08:59,941 --> 01:09:01,576 You ever done a body shot. 1514 01:09:01,643 --> 01:09:03,210 -Fuck yeah. -All right, let's do it. 1515 01:09:03,276 --> 01:09:05,212 -Let's do it. -Let's do it. You do it. 1516 01:09:05,278 --> 01:09:07,048 -...of me. -Okay. 1517 01:09:13,655 --> 01:09:15,556 Who's next? 1518 01:09:15,623 --> 01:09:16,958 Are you doing body shots? 1519 01:09:17,025 --> 01:09:18,291 Yes, you are! 1520 01:09:25,533 --> 01:09:26,634 Whoo! 1521 01:09:28,102 --> 01:09:29,704 Rick wants a little lick. 1522 01:09:29,771 --> 01:09:32,239 Rick wants a little lick. Rick wants a little lick. 1523 01:09:43,551 --> 01:09:44,552 Oh, no! 1524 01:09:57,899 --> 01:09:58,900 Ow. 1525 01:09:59,967 --> 01:10:01,035 -Ow! -Oh my gosh. 1526 01:10:01,102 --> 01:10:02,302 My arm. 1527 01:10:02,369 --> 01:10:03,503 -Ouch. -Oh. 1528 01:10:03,571 --> 01:10:05,673 -Are you okay? -Yeah. 1529 01:10:05,740 --> 01:10:06,574 My ankle. 1530 01:10:06,641 --> 01:10:08,710 - Okay. - Sorry. 1531 01:10:08,776 --> 01:10:09,877 Ah. 1532 01:10:13,380 --> 01:10:14,615 I'm sorry. 1533 01:10:14,682 --> 01:10:16,617 - It's okay. - I'm so sorry. 1534 01:10:16,684 --> 01:10:19,020 - It's okay. - Oh. 1535 01:10:19,087 --> 01:10:20,521 My cake! 1536 01:10:20,588 --> 01:10:21,989 It's not, it's okay. 1537 01:10:22,056 --> 01:10:23,223 Can we go? 1538 01:10:23,290 --> 01:10:24,726 It's okay. 1539 01:10:24,792 --> 01:10:26,293 Like now? 1540 01:10:26,359 --> 01:10:28,162 Yeah, like now! 1541 01:10:28,228 --> 01:10:29,764 Are you kidding me? 1542 01:10:30,263 --> 01:10:31,833 -Fuck you! -Oh. 1543 01:10:32,734 --> 01:10:35,036 No, seriously, fuck you! 1544 01:10:35,570 --> 01:10:38,039 You asked me to come to this wedding with you 1545 01:10:38,106 --> 01:10:41,308 and then you just abandoned me the second we got here. 1546 01:10:41,374 --> 01:10:42,710 That's right! 1547 01:10:42,777 --> 01:10:44,244 That's right! We came-- 1548 01:10:44,311 --> 01:10:46,413 Put your fucking phone down! 1549 01:10:46,981 --> 01:10:48,883 We came here together! 1550 01:10:49,517 --> 01:10:51,318 Okay, and I don't care... 1551 01:10:51,384 --> 01:10:53,386 I know it. He looks like he's 12, 1552 01:10:53,453 --> 01:10:55,223 and I look like I could be his mother. 1553 01:10:55,288 --> 01:10:57,491 but if he was a woman and I was a man, 1554 01:10:57,558 --> 01:10:59,660 nobody would care. 1555 01:10:59,727 --> 01:11:01,328 You... 1556 01:11:01,394 --> 01:11:04,031 pinky promised me that you would stay with me this weekend 1557 01:11:04,098 --> 01:11:06,667 because you knew this was gonna be hard for me 1558 01:11:06,734 --> 01:11:08,603 and you broke it because you wanted 1559 01:11:08,669 --> 01:11:11,338 to hang out with hot Coco! 1560 01:11:16,110 --> 01:11:17,912 Lucy's right. 1561 01:11:17,979 --> 01:11:19,279 Everybody leaves. 1562 01:11:19,346 --> 01:11:21,381 Everybody leaves. 1563 01:11:24,384 --> 01:11:25,753 You know what? 1564 01:11:27,955 --> 01:11:29,422 Let's get out of here. 1565 01:11:38,933 --> 01:11:40,201 Sorry about the smoking. 1566 01:11:40,268 --> 01:11:42,937 Oh, no, fuck it. Doesn't bother me. 1567 01:11:43,004 --> 01:11:44,572 Really. 1568 01:11:44,639 --> 01:11:45,940 I don't think the... 1569 01:11:46,007 --> 01:11:48,042 science is in on cigarettes yet. 1570 01:11:48,109 --> 01:11:49,710 Is it? 1571 01:11:51,846 --> 01:11:53,915 You know what, it tastes like shit anyway. 1572 01:11:53,981 --> 01:11:55,116 I'm done. 1573 01:11:55,183 --> 01:11:56,984 Done, done, done, done, done. 1574 01:11:58,252 --> 01:11:59,452 Hm. 1575 01:12:04,258 --> 01:12:05,458 Why did you help me? 1576 01:12:07,494 --> 01:12:09,630 -Why'd I help you? -Yeah. 1577 01:12:09,697 --> 01:12:12,099 I don't know. You were... 1578 01:12:12,166 --> 01:12:13,568 You were covered 1579 01:12:13,634 --> 01:12:15,502 with wedding cake and you were kind of... 1580 01:12:15,570 --> 01:12:17,337 humiliating yourself... 1581 01:12:17,404 --> 01:12:19,106 -Oh, thanks. -...publicly in a big way. 1582 01:12:19,173 --> 01:12:20,675 Oh, my... 1583 01:12:20,741 --> 01:12:22,810 No, it looked like you could use a hand. 1584 01:12:22,877 --> 01:12:24,779 I didn't know you might break it. 1585 01:12:24,846 --> 01:12:27,048 Oh, my gosh. I'm sorry, okay? 1586 01:12:27,114 --> 01:12:28,316 I am sorry. 1587 01:12:28,381 --> 01:12:30,383 No, it's okay. I heal quick. 1588 01:12:33,054 --> 01:12:34,055 Ahh. 1589 01:12:36,257 --> 01:12:40,027 But it did seem like that kid was being kind of an asshole. 1590 01:12:40,094 --> 01:12:41,095 Yeah, he was. 1591 01:12:41,162 --> 01:12:42,697 I mean, I don't know. 1592 01:12:42,763 --> 01:12:44,966 He was just being a normal kid. You know? 1593 01:12:45,032 --> 01:12:48,069 A wedding, getting drunk, hooking up. 1594 01:12:48,870 --> 01:12:50,972 Isn't that kind of what you were doing? 1595 01:12:55,442 --> 01:12:57,278 -Am I crazy? -No! 1596 01:12:57,345 --> 01:12:58,880 I'm crazy. 1597 01:13:00,815 --> 01:13:02,516 -Yeah, with the... -No, you're right. 1598 01:13:02,583 --> 01:13:03,985 -The shots. -Yup, no, stop. 1599 01:13:04,051 --> 01:13:05,152 You're right. 1600 01:13:05,219 --> 01:13:06,721 -Proclamation. -Stop! 1601 01:13:06,787 --> 01:13:07,989 Stop. 1602 01:13:08,055 --> 01:13:10,892 Yes. I am a 50-year-old sober woman behaving 1603 01:13:10,958 --> 01:13:14,528 like a 25-year-old drunk bridesmaid. 1604 01:13:14,595 --> 01:13:16,130 Wait, you're sober? 1605 01:13:18,199 --> 01:13:19,734 Yeah, yeah, a long time. 1606 01:13:20,167 --> 01:13:21,802 Wow, good for you. 1607 01:13:21,869 --> 01:13:23,838 -Thank you. -No, that's great. 1608 01:13:23,905 --> 01:13:27,842 I cannot imagine adding alcohol to this situation. 1609 01:13:30,678 --> 01:13:32,280 Okay, listen, 1610 01:13:32,346 --> 01:13:35,650 I feel compelled to tell you that I am not crazy, okay? 1611 01:13:35,716 --> 01:13:37,551 I'm not always like this. 1612 01:13:37,618 --> 01:13:39,287 I am very normal a lot of the time. 1613 01:13:39,353 --> 01:13:41,088 I'm just... 1614 01:13:41,155 --> 01:13:43,858 I'm just not myself lately. 1615 01:13:44,959 --> 01:13:46,594 I get it. Yeah. 1616 01:13:46,661 --> 01:13:48,029 Divorce... 1617 01:13:48,796 --> 01:13:52,133 makes you... fucking crazy. 1618 01:13:52,199 --> 01:13:53,234 Right? 1619 01:13:53,301 --> 01:13:54,368 -Insane. -Totally. 1620 01:13:55,369 --> 01:13:57,638 I mean, I could tell Chuck was making you crazy. 1621 01:13:57,705 --> 01:14:00,608 Yeah, well, Chuck... 1622 01:14:01,776 --> 01:14:03,811 He seems well-intentioned. 1623 01:14:03,878 --> 01:14:05,813 Chuck was our marital therapist. 1624 01:14:08,282 --> 01:14:09,717 -No. -Yes. 1625 01:14:09,784 --> 01:14:11,519 Wait, you and Debbie... 1626 01:14:11,585 --> 01:14:13,321 -Yes. -No. 1627 01:14:13,387 --> 01:14:14,622 -May I repeat? -No! 1628 01:14:14,689 --> 01:14:16,524 Chuck was our marital therapist. 1629 01:14:16,590 --> 01:14:18,659 -Oh, my God, oh, my God. -That's how they met. 1630 01:14:18,726 --> 01:14:20,661 -Yeah. -That's so gross. 1631 01:14:20,728 --> 01:14:22,296 Well, they're in love. 1632 01:14:22,363 --> 01:14:24,398 -Oh, God, that's disgusting. -Isn't that sweet? 1633 01:14:24,464 --> 01:14:25,833 -Maria has no idea. -Oh, my God. 1634 01:14:25,900 --> 01:14:27,168 She doesn't know how they met. 1635 01:14:27,234 --> 01:14:28,836 -Really? -No. 1636 01:14:28,903 --> 01:14:31,706 Well, no wonder you were so like grumpy all weekend. 1637 01:14:32,873 --> 01:14:34,875 Was it like totally obvious? 1638 01:14:37,477 --> 01:14:38,946 Shit. 1639 01:14:39,613 --> 01:14:42,016 I hope I didn't ruin Maria's wedding. 1640 01:14:42,083 --> 01:14:43,217 Oh, no. 1641 01:14:43,284 --> 01:14:44,618 No, don't worry about that. 1642 01:14:44,685 --> 01:14:46,153 -I did that. -No, you know what? 1643 01:14:46,220 --> 01:14:47,455 We did it together. 1644 01:14:47,521 --> 01:14:49,090 -We did. -We destroyed it. 1645 01:14:49,156 --> 01:14:50,591 Lovely. 1646 01:14:50,658 --> 01:14:54,462 I'd high five you but my hand might be broken. 1647 01:14:59,499 --> 01:15:03,871 Now I feel like I need to inform you 1648 01:15:03,938 --> 01:15:09,744 that I am not always this raging black hole 1649 01:15:09,810 --> 01:15:12,179 of barely contained darkness. 1650 01:15:12,246 --> 01:15:14,582 I can be a lot of fun. 1651 01:15:14,648 --> 01:15:15,983 -I believe it. -Yeah. 1652 01:15:16,050 --> 01:15:18,152 I'm having a lot of fun right now. 1653 01:15:18,219 --> 01:15:21,222 Well, pre-dawn, urgent care, a couple of broken bones, 1654 01:15:21,288 --> 01:15:22,957 it's my wheelhouse. 1655 01:15:23,591 --> 01:15:25,726 It's my jam. 1656 01:15:25,793 --> 01:15:28,062 What time is it anyway? 1657 01:15:28,129 --> 01:15:29,030 No idea. 1658 01:15:29,096 --> 01:15:32,299 Oh, God, everything hurts. 1659 01:15:33,167 --> 01:15:34,435 Mmm. It is... 1660 01:15:34,502 --> 01:15:36,103 Oh, my God. 1661 01:15:36,170 --> 01:15:37,038 Who's that? 1662 01:15:37,104 --> 01:15:38,606 -Are those yours? -Yeah. 1663 01:15:38,672 --> 01:15:40,574 -They're so cute. -Yeah. 1664 01:15:40,641 --> 01:15:42,209 Bowie and Iggy. 1665 01:15:42,276 --> 01:15:44,412 Bowie and Iggy, those are cute names. 1666 01:15:44,478 --> 01:15:46,180 -They're the best. -Aww. 1667 01:15:46,247 --> 01:15:48,082 I know, super cute. 1668 01:15:48,149 --> 01:15:49,750 They hated each other at first. 1669 01:15:49,817 --> 01:15:51,352 Now they're inseparable. 1670 01:15:51,419 --> 01:15:53,587 Oh, my God, yeah. 1671 01:15:53,654 --> 01:15:55,189 You have a dog and a cat. 1672 01:15:56,323 --> 01:15:57,625 Yeah, why? 1673 01:15:58,559 --> 01:16:00,327 -You're allergic? -No. 1674 01:16:01,395 --> 01:16:03,597 No, I'm not. 1675 01:16:07,401 --> 01:16:08,869 What? 1676 01:16:10,805 --> 01:16:12,006 It's nothing. 1677 01:16:15,643 --> 01:16:16,911 Shall we? 1678 01:16:17,344 --> 01:16:21,015 Attempt to stand without further incident? 1679 01:16:35,863 --> 01:16:38,332 -Oh, hey. -Hey 1680 01:16:39,100 --> 01:16:40,468 Fun night? 1681 01:16:42,069 --> 01:16:43,637 You okay? 1682 01:16:44,672 --> 01:16:46,740 Yeah, I'll be fine. 1683 01:16:46,807 --> 01:16:48,609 Where are you going? 1684 01:16:50,044 --> 01:16:51,045 Home. 1685 01:16:52,446 --> 01:16:54,281 How are you gonna get there? 1686 01:16:54,348 --> 01:16:56,283 I got a ride. 1687 01:16:56,984 --> 01:16:58,018 Okay. 1688 01:16:58,986 --> 01:17:01,021 I'm sorry about last night. 1689 01:17:05,560 --> 01:17:08,062 I'm sorry, too. It's a wedding. 1690 01:17:10,865 --> 01:17:13,000 -I'll see you in class. -See you in class. 1691 01:17:30,619 --> 01:17:33,287 Jesus Christ. 1692 01:17:34,488 --> 01:17:35,823 You okay? 1693 01:17:37,024 --> 01:17:38,025 No. 1694 01:17:40,294 --> 01:17:41,295 You will be. 1695 01:17:43,532 --> 01:17:44,732 Ride or die. 1696 01:17:45,833 --> 01:17:47,034 Ride or die. 1697 01:18:12,159 --> 01:18:14,261 But you made me famous. 1698 01:18:14,328 --> 01:18:15,664 I did? 1699 01:18:15,729 --> 01:18:17,731 Yes, I got like 10,000 new followers from that video 1700 01:18:17,798 --> 01:18:18,999 of me crying over my cake. 1701 01:18:19,066 --> 01:18:20,734 Yeah, it went viral. 1702 01:18:20,801 --> 01:18:22,803 -Oh, I'm so happy. -Thank you. 1703 01:18:23,437 --> 01:18:24,438 Oh. 1704 01:18:26,807 --> 01:18:28,042 Lauren. 1705 01:18:29,476 --> 01:18:31,212 You know the... 1706 01:18:31,278 --> 01:18:32,980 little monologue you're performing tonight? 1707 01:18:33,047 --> 01:18:35,282 A little birdie just climbed up on my shoulder 1708 01:18:35,349 --> 01:18:38,252 whispered in my ear. You booked the national. 1709 01:18:39,220 --> 01:18:41,488 - Are you serious? - I'm always serious. 1710 01:18:41,556 --> 01:18:43,123 Oh, my God! 1711 01:18:43,190 --> 01:18:46,695 -Oh, my God! -Stop screaming. 1712 01:18:46,794 --> 01:18:49,330 -Oh, my God! Oh, my God! -Sorry, sorry. 1713 01:18:50,264 --> 01:18:51,265 Places. 1714 01:19:06,780 --> 01:19:07,781 Oh, please, no. 1715 01:19:09,750 --> 01:19:12,853 Let us all begin by closing our eyes. 1716 01:19:14,255 --> 01:19:17,626 Taking a deep cleansing breath. 1717 01:19:20,894 --> 01:19:22,763 Ah... 1718 01:19:23,732 --> 01:19:28,002 Welcome to the commercial intensives final presentation. 1719 01:19:28,869 --> 01:19:32,306 I would say "break a leg" but you just got out of the boot. 1720 01:19:32,373 --> 01:19:33,974 Shh. 1721 01:19:34,041 --> 01:19:36,777 Now we have spent months finding truth together 1722 01:19:36,844 --> 01:19:38,812 in what many consider to be 1723 01:19:38,879 --> 01:19:41,248 the most low rent form of acting there is. 1724 01:19:41,315 --> 01:19:43,250 The television commercial. 1725 01:19:43,317 --> 01:19:46,320 But I can tell you what is not low rent 1726 01:19:46,387 --> 01:19:47,522 The residuals 1727 01:19:47,589 --> 01:19:50,324 that make it possible to pay your rent. 1728 01:19:51,593 --> 01:19:53,994 And in doing so 1729 01:19:54,061 --> 01:19:56,196 you get 30 seconds 1730 01:19:56,263 --> 01:19:58,365 to do what you love most... 1731 01:19:58,432 --> 01:19:59,500 Acting. 1732 01:20:00,868 --> 01:20:03,571 This may be inappropriate for children. 1733 01:20:11,746 --> 01:20:13,180 It's a mindset. 1734 01:20:13,748 --> 01:20:15,182 It's an inner strength 1735 01:20:15,249 --> 01:20:17,184 to keep your feet planted firmly on the ground, 1736 01:20:17,251 --> 01:20:20,487 taking you further than you ever thought possible. 1737 01:20:20,555 --> 01:20:22,222 The truth is... 1738 01:20:22,289 --> 01:20:24,091 I'm clinically depressed. 1739 01:20:24,158 --> 01:20:26,126 We compare and despair. 1740 01:20:26,193 --> 01:20:28,128 We want what she's got. 1741 01:20:28,195 --> 01:20:30,431 Well, now you can have it in a lip color. 1742 01:20:30,497 --> 01:20:33,568 Jeans can go anywhere... with anything. 1743 01:20:34,234 --> 01:20:35,770 They can make you feel like 1744 01:20:35,836 --> 01:20:37,772 whoever you want to feel like. 1745 01:20:37,838 --> 01:20:39,173 When the time is right 1746 01:20:39,239 --> 01:20:41,241 and you want to smell your best, 1747 01:20:41,308 --> 01:20:44,345 make her hot by keeping cool. 1748 01:20:45,979 --> 01:20:47,348 Freak out, break out. 1749 01:20:47,414 --> 01:20:50,618 These pimple patch stars make it easy 1750 01:20:50,685 --> 01:20:52,986 and fashionable to cover it all. 1751 01:20:53,053 --> 01:20:54,221 You know what prep goes into prom night? 1752 01:20:54,288 --> 01:20:55,923 It's like mission impossible. 1753 01:20:55,989 --> 01:20:58,025 You gotta have the car, 1754 01:20:58,092 --> 01:20:59,293 the corsage, 1755 01:21:00,227 --> 01:21:01,428 and the perfect scent. 1756 01:21:01,495 --> 01:21:03,163 After menopause 1757 01:21:03,230 --> 01:21:05,734 sex just didn't feel good. 1758 01:21:05,800 --> 01:21:07,468 I felt old and... 1759 01:21:07,535 --> 01:21:10,037 well, dried up. 1760 01:21:10,605 --> 01:21:12,507 There's a solution... 1761 01:21:12,574 --> 01:21:14,108 Aquoxxi. 1762 01:21:14,174 --> 01:21:17,244 It has moisture in the name. 1763 01:21:56,718 --> 01:21:58,385 Hello. 1764 01:22:04,158 --> 01:22:06,628 -Hi. -You were so good. 1765 01:22:06,694 --> 01:22:07,961 Thank you. 1766 01:22:08,028 --> 01:22:09,029 Oh, God, it was so embarrassing. 1767 01:22:09,096 --> 01:22:10,464 Lauren. 1768 01:22:10,532 --> 01:22:12,399 Great work in class, I was very impressed. 1769 01:22:12,466 --> 01:22:14,201 Oh, thanks. 1770 01:22:14,268 --> 01:22:16,571 I thought you hated me. 1771 01:22:16,638 --> 01:22:18,038 Well, I hate everything. 1772 01:22:18,105 --> 01:22:19,574 Oh, I hate everything too. 1773 01:22:19,641 --> 01:22:21,008 -Do you? -Yeah. 1774 01:22:21,074 --> 01:22:22,376 What was the last thing you hated? 1775 01:22:22,443 --> 01:22:25,112 Oppenheimer, the movie. Garbage. 1776 01:22:26,548 --> 01:22:28,982 -Hi. -Hey. 1777 01:22:29,950 --> 01:22:31,418 -That was amazing. -Thanks. 1778 01:22:31,485 --> 01:22:34,254 -Look at you dancing... -I heal quickly. 1779 01:22:34,321 --> 01:22:36,390 Well, you got rid of your sling. 1780 01:22:36,457 --> 01:22:38,992 Yeah, yeah, it was just hairline. 1781 01:22:39,059 --> 01:22:40,595 But it was really fun. 1782 01:22:40,662 --> 01:22:42,029 Thanks. 1783 01:22:42,095 --> 01:22:43,898 But you were totally convincing. 1784 01:22:43,964 --> 01:22:46,066 Yeah, but it's acting. 1785 01:22:46,133 --> 01:22:48,770 I mean, I don't have that issue. 1786 01:22:49,436 --> 01:22:53,040 I'm just saying that I am like a monsoon down there. 1787 01:22:53,106 --> 01:22:54,776 Like, so wet. 1788 01:22:58,412 --> 01:23:00,013 Why do I say the dumbest stuff around you? 1789 01:23:00,080 --> 01:23:01,683 Don't worry. 1790 01:23:01,749 --> 01:23:03,116 I wanna go. 1791 01:23:03,183 --> 01:23:04,719 See you again? 1792 01:23:04,786 --> 01:23:06,987 Absolutely. 1793 01:23:08,255 --> 01:23:10,123 Julie, let's go. We gotta go. 1794 01:23:10,190 --> 01:23:11,526 How do I touch? I mean, get in touch. 1795 01:23:11,593 --> 01:23:13,360 -How do I get in? -Well... 1796 01:23:13,427 --> 01:23:15,295 Well, you can find me right here. 1797 01:23:15,362 --> 01:23:17,397 This is where I am. 1798 01:23:17,464 --> 01:23:21,168 Say goodbye to the dry and hello to the moist. 1799 01:23:21,235 --> 01:23:24,304 Mom, Mom, your commercial just popped up. 1800 01:23:24,371 --> 01:23:27,140 -Come watch it with me. -It did? 1801 01:23:27,207 --> 01:23:29,076 Oh, my God. 1802 01:23:30,712 --> 01:23:32,346 Constipation, severe muscle weakness, 1803 01:23:32,412 --> 01:23:34,516 confusion or vision problems. 1804 01:23:34,582 --> 01:23:35,750 AQUOXXI. 1805 01:23:35,817 --> 01:23:37,417 It has moisture in the name. 1806 01:23:37,484 --> 01:23:39,319 -Thank you. -Good job. 1807 01:23:39,386 --> 01:23:41,789 -And here is your Oscar, -Ah, Thank you, thank you. 1808 01:23:41,856 --> 01:23:43,190 -For best... -Oh, goodness. 1809 01:23:43,257 --> 01:23:44,424 -Best actress? -...commercial. 1810 01:23:44,491 --> 01:23:45,960 -Best commercial. -And actor. 1811 01:23:46,026 --> 01:23:47,695 I would-- Oh, thank you. 1812 01:23:47,762 --> 01:23:49,162 - I'd like to thank the Academy for-- 1813 01:23:49,229 --> 01:23:50,364 Will you grab that, honey? 1814 01:23:50,430 --> 01:23:51,733 -I'm just gonna... -Yeah. 1815 01:23:53,400 --> 01:23:54,501 Hey. 1816 01:23:54,569 --> 01:23:56,004 What up, Luce? 1817 01:23:56,069 --> 01:23:57,137 You just missed it. 1818 01:23:57,204 --> 01:23:59,072 My mom was on TV again. 1819 01:23:59,139 --> 01:24:00,708 Again? 1820 01:24:00,775 --> 01:24:02,744 Boy, they're running the crap out of that thing, huh? 1821 01:24:02,810 --> 01:24:04,012 Cha-ching. 1822 01:24:04,077 --> 01:24:05,345 Hey, look what I brought. 1823 01:24:05,412 --> 01:24:07,916 Super Smash Bros., yay. 1824 01:24:07,982 --> 01:24:10,117 Another person. 1825 01:24:11,619 --> 01:24:13,888 -Hey. -Hey, cutie, how you doing? 1826 01:24:13,955 --> 01:24:15,355 -Mwah. -Good. 1827 01:24:15,422 --> 01:24:17,224 Sean brought Super Smash Bros. 1828 01:24:17,291 --> 01:24:19,594 Wow, that's awesome. 1829 01:24:19,661 --> 01:24:21,328 -How you doing, man? -I'm doing good. 1830 01:24:21,395 --> 01:24:22,830 Just happy to hang out with my girl tonight. 1831 01:24:22,897 --> 01:24:24,097 Cool. 1832 01:24:27,969 --> 01:24:29,503 You look amazing. 1833 01:24:31,506 --> 01:24:32,707 Thanks. 1834 01:24:33,775 --> 01:24:37,077 Um, Sweetie, don't let Sean keep you up late. 1835 01:24:37,144 --> 01:24:39,313 -Bedtime is 9:00. -Promise. 1836 01:24:39,379 --> 01:24:42,016 -Bedtime is 9:00. -Yeah, you're in charge, Lucy. 1837 01:24:42,082 --> 01:24:44,451 - 9:00 is fine. - Okay. 1838 01:24:45,218 --> 01:24:47,220 - 10:00. - Yeah. 1839 01:24:48,155 --> 01:24:49,691 Come here. 1840 01:24:58,833 --> 01:24:59,968 What? 1841 01:25:00,768 --> 01:25:03,103 I have terrible taste in women. 1842 01:25:04,338 --> 01:25:06,440 I have terrible taste in men. 1843 01:25:08,175 --> 01:25:09,711 Well, this is gonna be fun. 1844 01:25:16,084 --> 01:25:17,819 Whoa! 116965