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Congratulations.
You did it.
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Today is the day
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we dissolve this beautiful
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but failed marriage.
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You're starting a new chapter.
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Together.
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Well, not together...
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Apart.
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I am just so...
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proud
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of you guys for arriving,
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at this place,
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peacefully in mediation.
It's just wonderful.
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But even under
the best of circumstances,
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divorce is still...
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one of the most
traumatic experiences
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you will ever go through.
It's a death, really.
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It's not just the end
of this couple,
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it's the end of this family.
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I mean, think of all
the things you'll miss.
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With shared custody,
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you might not be there
the first time
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your daughter rides a bike.
Her first date,
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her first time
mounting a horse.
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My girl rides.
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And then you are destined
to have to share your child
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with another woman.
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Or another man.
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Of course,
that could be possible.
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Or a woman.
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Or you know,
maybe you are bi.
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Bi-curious, pan.
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I'm not here to judge
I'm, you know...
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I'm here to avoid a judge.
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Fascinating guy.
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Ugh.
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When did you start
smoking again?
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When we started divorcing.
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Fuck. I cannot.
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-You just...
-What?
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Here, it's better than you
drinking again, I guess.
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-Well, I'm not doing that.
-Good.
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Thank you.
I don't smoke
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-in front of Lucy, by the way.
-You're welcome.
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-Good.
-Because I know you're already
going to be like,
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-"Don't smoke
in front of Lucy." I don't.
-Yeah. Don't.
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-I don't.
-Also, don't smoke
in front of any men,
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if you're looking to get
a date or a boyfriend,
because it's gross.
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-You dated me.
-How'd that turn out?
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Sorry.
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Um, I'm just gonna mention
that on Sara's YouTube channel
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there are some really good
deep breathing exercises.
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Uh, breath, relaxation,
stress relief.
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-Maybe instead of that?
-Oh, your new girlfriend
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has a YouTube channel
to help me breathe?
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Yup.
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I am breathing.
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Very deeply.
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Okay.
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I fucking hate this.
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Fuck!
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Hey, sweetie.
What are you working on?
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It's a list for you.
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-For me?
-Yep.
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What is it?
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"If you're not this,
then never mind"?
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What-- What is this?
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Requirements
for your new boyfriend.
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-My new boyfriend?
-Yeah.
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Sara says if you want
something,
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you have to be really clear
with your intentions
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in order to manifest them.
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Oh, okay.
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And I really want you
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- to have a boyfriend.
- Why?
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Because I don't want you
to be alone.
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I'm not going to be alone.
I have you.
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I know, but I won't be here
all the time now,
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and I want to make sure
you have someone.
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-Okay.
-He has to like cats and dogs.
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Mm-hmm. Wait, that...
that could be hard.
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Cats and dogs?
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Has to be both.
That's a deal-breaker.
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Okay, but they don't
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always like each other.
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Hey. Oh.
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Oh.
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- Hey, Kate.
- Hey.
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Look what
I'm making for my mom.
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It's the stuff my mom's
new boyfriend has to have.
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It's an intentions list.
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If you want something,
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you have to see it really
clearly first.
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Cool. Well, will you make me one
to take to grad school?
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But I don't want you to go.
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Sweetie, I'm gonna come back
every summer, I promise.
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I hate that everybody
has to leave.
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That's--
That's definitely true.
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That happens
when you get older.
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But the cool thing is,
they always come back.
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-Oh, yay, macaroni!
-Oh, yay!
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Well, I guess
I'll, um, go get ready.
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Oh, please. Go have fun,
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because we're gonna
have a lot of fun, right?
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Yeah.
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You hold all the power
in the universe.
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This is good news.
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Because that means
you create your reality.
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Are you kidding me?
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It's on you.
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Oh.
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Hi.
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Uh-oh. What's wrong?
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I was just stalking my
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ex's girlfriend on YouTube.
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That's a good idea.
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Why are you
torturing yourself?
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You know, I just thought
I'd make this day even better.
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Anyone whose job title
is "influencer"
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needs to be shot
right between the eyes.
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Lucy loves her.
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That's bullshit. She loves you.
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Right now, that...
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What is her name?
Who cares?
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-Sara.
-She's a shiny object, right?
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She's gonna hate her eventually
like the rest of us.
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Well, I don't want her
to hate her.
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See, I know you. You've got
to get your anger out,
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'cause otherwise, you're
gonna bottle it up inside
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and start doing
some crazy shit.
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Crazy shit like starting
an acting class
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the day I signed
my divorce papers,
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like that crazy shit?
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See, now, that is not crazy.
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That is you, like,
having a fresh start.
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That's you going back to doing
something that you loved
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before you started adulting
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and being a mommy
and all that.
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You used to be
a pretty good actor.
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Remember how great
you were in Fiddler?
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That was in high school.
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I don't know.
Miss Verona was like,
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"Oh, my God, you're the best
actor we've ever seen."
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And you were like--
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Stop.
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I knew that would
get you laughing.
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I love you.
Thank you.
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I love you.
Ride or die.
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Ride or die.
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Why?
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Damn it!
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Wonderful!, wonderful!
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Thank you. Yes.
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Do not get up.
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No. No, no, no, no, no.
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You need...
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...to listen.
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Listen.
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Bad listening
is bad acting.
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I will not have it.
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I just won't
waste my time.
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Mm.
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I was just...
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One thing I can't stand,
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soft touch.
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-Okay.
-Uh-huh.
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You want my attention?
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Better grab me, okay?
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Pull me by the hair.
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Yank it!
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Ram your tongue
down my throat.
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-Huh.
-Now, I'm aroused.
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Yes. What is your question?
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I'm just...
I think I'm in the...
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I signed up for
On-Camera Commercial.
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That is correct.
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Oh. Okay.
I just...
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I'm sorry, with all the crying
and everything...
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Hm.
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What's your name?
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Lauren.
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Lauren the new girl.
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That's right.
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Who wants to tell Lauren
why we cry
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in a commercial
acting class, huh?
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No one.
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Shocking.
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If you can't act
for 30 or 60 seconds,
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you can't act at all.
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Crying forces openness
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and vulnerability.
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And openness and vulnerability
make you a better actor.
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If you can give me
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a fully realized
performance in 30 seconds...
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...that is good
fucking acting!
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Kiki. Poor baby,
you had to go potty.
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Patrick, clean that shit up
and light a candle.
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I've paired you up for
Blue Surge by Rebecca Gilman.
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One of you will be The Guy.
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One of you will be
The Prostitute.
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But feel free
to choose your roles
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regardless of gender
or sex-work experience.
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Sex work is not a joke.
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Go, move. Look at the list.
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Check out your partner.
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Take a ten-minute break.
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-Thank you.
-Yeah, anytime.
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I don't usually smoke,
but that was, like, so intense.
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Oh, Liz is amazing.
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How do you have
such gorgeous skin and smoke?
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Good genes.
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My mom's, like, 50 and looks 30.
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Your mom is 50?
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-Yeah.
-Wow.
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Oh, my God.
Is that a cushion cut?
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I forgot to take these off.
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I, um,
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signed
my divorce papers today.
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-I got divorced, too!
-Aw.
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I still have anxiety attacks.
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I read it takes six years
to feel normal again,
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and I'm only
halfway through my fifth.
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Yay.
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- Six years, huh.
- Yeah.
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But the pain is great
for the craft, you know?
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Yeah, no. The crying
was, like, really good in there.
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- It was great.
- Yeah.
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- Thank you.
- Can I take a picture?
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-Sorry.
-No, no, I'm finished.
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- Can I take a picture of this?
- -Sure.
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My fiance got me this one.
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I'm not really crazy about it,
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but the setting of yours
is perfect.
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You're engaged?
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Yeah, wedding
is coming up soon.
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That's so exciting.
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-I guess.
-You want it?
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-Yeah.
-Don't take it, it's cursed.
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I guess I'll, um...
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take these off.
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Okay, guys. Break's over.
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Let's get back in there.
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Mm-hmm.
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Um, Lauren?
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-Yeah.
-Uh...
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Here's my number.
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Oh, I don't know if I'm...
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Oh, no, no, no.
Uh, for rehearsing.
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- Yeah,
of course, sorry.
- Yeah, yeah.
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That was stupid.
I'm so, so, sorry.
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No, no, no, it's all right.
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Hey.
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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-Sorry.
-Oop.
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Hi.
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You know, you can
take your shoes off.
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Keep it Japanese.
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Okay.
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Oh, this is so cute.
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-Nice.
-Thanks.
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Can I-- Can I get you
anything to drink?
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A beer, wine...
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tequila?
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Do you have anything, um...
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non-alcoholic?
266
00:13:16,330 --> 00:13:18,600
I got tap water.
267
00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:20,401
Great, with ice?
268
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:23,470
I hate filling up
those ice trays.
269
00:13:23,538 --> 00:13:26,541
Okay. Yeah, water is great.
Just regular.
270
00:13:28,777 --> 00:13:30,044
Thanks.
271
00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:32,946
Yeah, I got to slim back
myself, you know.
272
00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:36,651
It's not keto-friendly
in the calories.
273
00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:39,486
-I think that...
-Oh, okay.
274
00:13:39,554 --> 00:13:42,524
...you're doing fine with that.
275
00:13:42,590 --> 00:13:43,924
Uh, hey, can you pass
276
00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:45,727
that little basketball,
little fidget?
277
00:13:45,794 --> 00:13:46,960
-This, this?
-Yeah, yeah.
278
00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:48,128
Oh, yeah.
279
00:13:48,195 --> 00:13:50,732
-Nice, thanks.
-Oh, wait.
280
00:13:50,799 --> 00:13:52,333
That's one of those, like,
281
00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:53,702
exercise things.
282
00:13:53,768 --> 00:13:57,004
I've always wanted
one of these. They're so nice.
283
00:13:57,071 --> 00:14:00,040
Yeah, a national spot
paid for it.
284
00:14:00,107 --> 00:14:03,277
-Whoa. You have a national?
-I do.
285
00:14:03,344 --> 00:14:04,978
Wow. Wait, wait.
286
00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:06,447
Why are you in class?
287
00:14:06,514 --> 00:14:07,515
Mm.
288
00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:09,751
I'm just brushing up.
289
00:14:09,818 --> 00:14:11,385
I haven't booked in a while.
290
00:14:11,452 --> 00:14:14,321
I had to move all my stuff
in here
291
00:14:14,388 --> 00:14:17,057
and rent out my bedroom
to my buddy Dylan.
292
00:14:17,124 --> 00:14:19,426
But it's... it's fine.
We get along. It's chill.
293
00:14:19,493 --> 00:14:22,062
I was thinking that...
294
00:14:23,364 --> 00:14:25,667
you should play Kurt,
and I should play Sandy.
295
00:14:25,734 --> 00:14:28,603
You know, Liz loves when you
switch up the gender roles.
296
00:14:28,670 --> 00:14:30,437
-Um...
-Do you have your sides?
297
00:14:30,505 --> 00:14:31,706
Is that the script?
298
00:14:31,773 --> 00:14:33,006
-The script.
-Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
299
00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:34,441
Yeah, yeah, I brought it.
Um...
300
00:14:34,509 --> 00:14:36,644
-I brought my sides.
-Yeah, okay
301
00:14:36,711 --> 00:14:38,178
Um...
302
00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:41,348
No, yeah. No, no, no.
I don't think I can--
303
00:14:41,415 --> 00:14:43,551
I don't think we can do that,
'cause Curt has the monologue,
304
00:14:43,618 --> 00:14:45,452
and I don't think
I can do a monologue.
305
00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:47,020
No, no, no, you can.
306
00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:48,188
You totally can.
307
00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:49,990
No, I literally, like, just...
308
00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:51,659
-I haven't done this in so long.
-No, please.
309
00:14:51,726 --> 00:14:54,495
Lauren, I will...
I'll help you through it.
310
00:14:54,562 --> 00:14:56,230
It'll be fun.
It'll be a good time.
311
00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:57,799
All right. Let's go.
You ready?
312
00:14:57,866 --> 00:14:59,032
-Yeah.
-Okay.
313
00:15:01,135 --> 00:15:03,237
"I can't believe
how nice you are to me.
314
00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:05,540
Why are you so nice to me?"
315
00:15:05,607 --> 00:15:06,708
"I don't know.
316
00:15:06,775 --> 00:15:09,009
I'm 36 years old. I...
317
00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:12,079
shouldn't have even
talked to you.
318
00:15:12,146 --> 00:15:14,849
I just felt we had
something in common."
319
00:15:14,915 --> 00:15:16,950
"But we do."
320
00:15:18,787 --> 00:15:20,287
Um...
321
00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:22,189
"But I never should have
expected so much from you."
322
00:15:22,256 --> 00:15:24,124
"That is the meanest thing
323
00:15:24,191 --> 00:15:25,794
anybody's ever said to me."
324
00:15:25,860 --> 00:15:27,762
"Sandy, no, no, no, no.
325
00:15:27,829 --> 00:15:30,063
I'm sorry. Please, don't go."
326
00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:36,236
You didn't say
that you'd quit or anything.
327
00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:38,673
I just had it in my head that...
328
00:15:38,740 --> 00:15:40,374
maybe you would. I...
329
00:15:40,441 --> 00:15:42,644
thought maybe things
could be different...
330
00:15:43,678 --> 00:15:45,012
for you.
331
00:15:46,614 --> 00:15:48,817
Not for me, but...
332
00:15:48,883 --> 00:15:50,451
for you.
333
00:15:51,686 --> 00:15:53,688
I don't know. I don't know.
334
00:15:54,288 --> 00:15:56,123
I've been asking myself
all week
335
00:15:56,190 --> 00:15:57,958
why I'm with you, and...
336
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:02,162
I still don't know.
337
00:16:29,824 --> 00:16:32,025
Stop it.
338
00:16:33,761 --> 00:16:35,229
Mm.
339
00:16:41,803 --> 00:16:43,136
Did you read the play?
340
00:16:44,806 --> 00:16:45,807
Yeah.
341
00:16:45,874 --> 00:16:47,207
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
342
00:16:47,274 --> 00:16:49,276
You said that we could
play either part.
343
00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:51,579
Yes.
344
00:16:51,646 --> 00:16:52,981
Yes, I did.
345
00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:54,248
Mm-hmm.
346
00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:56,784
But that is not the problem.
347
00:16:57,685 --> 00:16:59,119
Had you read the play,
348
00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:00,755
I mean...
349
00:17:00,822 --> 00:17:02,222
really read it...
350
00:17:02,824 --> 00:17:04,024
you would know
351
00:17:04,526 --> 00:17:06,895
that the tension rests
on their inability
352
00:17:06,961 --> 00:17:08,696
to be together.
353
00:17:08,763 --> 00:17:10,197
They may want it...
354
00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:13,100
mm, but they can't have it.
355
00:17:13,601 --> 00:17:15,202
You can't have it.
356
00:17:15,269 --> 00:17:17,371
They never crossed that line!
357
00:17:17,972 --> 00:17:19,373
You can act your asses off.
358
00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:21,208
But if you are not
serving the text,
359
00:17:21,275 --> 00:17:22,844
you are serving your ego.
360
00:17:23,545 --> 00:17:25,747
I'd rather watch
Kiki take a shit.
361
00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:28,683
-At least it's honest.
-Mm.
362
00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:30,785
You need to go home tonight
and work on this
363
00:17:30,852 --> 00:17:33,153
while it's still fresh.
364
00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:35,222
You can run it again
next week.
365
00:17:35,289 --> 00:17:36,891
Love to get
those five minutes back.
366
00:17:36,958 --> 00:17:38,026
Who's next?
367
00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:39,293
Me.
368
00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:41,128
Let's see what you got.
369
00:17:43,531 --> 00:17:44,966
Wow. Okay.
370
00:17:45,033 --> 00:17:47,200
Should we just, like, start
from the top or something?
371
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:49,303
-Yeah. Let's go.
-Okay.
372
00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:51,204
I can't believe
how nice you are to me.
373
00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:52,840
Why are you so nice to me?
374
00:17:53,775 --> 00:17:55,242
I don't know.
375
00:17:56,611 --> 00:17:58,278
I'm such an idiot.
376
00:17:58,345 --> 00:17:59,814
I like you so--
Okay.
377
00:18:01,583 --> 00:18:04,719
I'm-- I'm so sorry
about earlier.
378
00:18:05,820 --> 00:18:07,087
I was just...
379
00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:10,090
I was really
in the moment,
380
00:18:10,157 --> 00:18:12,492
and it felt right to kiss you.
381
00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:13,628
Yeah.
382
00:18:13,695 --> 00:18:16,229
-Yeah, okay.
-Was-- Was that okay?
383
00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:17,832
I realized I did not ask,
384
00:18:17,899 --> 00:18:21,002
-and I should have asked.
-Yeah, no...
385
00:18:21,069 --> 00:18:22,604
-Okay.
-It was, um...
386
00:18:22,670 --> 00:18:24,806
-Okay.
-No, It was mutual.
387
00:18:24,872 --> 00:18:25,907
-Okay.
-Yeah.
388
00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:27,875
Consent.
Okay.
389
00:18:27,942 --> 00:18:31,813
Well, you were so incredible
in there. Really.
390
00:18:32,747 --> 00:18:34,114
Really?
391
00:18:34,181 --> 00:18:36,784
Thanks. I mean, so were you.
392
00:18:36,851 --> 00:18:38,653
Really. You're so good.
393
00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:39,721
Thanks.
394
00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:43,323
You're also a really
good kisser.
395
00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:45,593
I am?
396
00:18:45,660 --> 00:18:47,695
Yes, you are.
397
00:18:48,863 --> 00:18:50,163
So are you.
398
00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:04,244
Should we get on the bed?
399
00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:07,548
-Yes.
-Yeah.
400
00:19:07,615 --> 00:19:08,816
-Where is it?
-Okay.
401
00:19:08,883 --> 00:19:09,884
You're sittin' on it.
402
00:19:11,052 --> 00:19:12,419
Oh, you mean, this is--?
403
00:19:12,486 --> 00:19:14,287
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-It's a thing.
404
00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:16,189
-A fold, fold, what... fold out.
-Yeah, all right, okay.
405
00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:18,425
-Do you want me to help you?
-No, no, nope, you're fine.
406
00:19:18,492 --> 00:19:20,061
-Are you sure?
-Yep, you're totally all right.
407
00:19:20,128 --> 00:19:21,495
Okay.
408
00:19:23,898 --> 00:19:25,566
Um, do you mind
if I just like...
409
00:19:25,633 --> 00:19:28,102
-No please, please, please.
-Like lights.
410
00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:30,303
- Thanks.
- Okay.
411
00:19:31,005 --> 00:19:33,608
Oh... Uh...
412
00:19:33,675 --> 00:19:35,242
-Great.
-All right.
413
00:19:35,308 --> 00:19:36,878
-Maybe just, uh...
-Yeah, get comfy.
414
00:19:36,944 --> 00:19:38,112
-Okay.
-All right.
415
00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:39,246
-Very... okay.
-Come here.
416
00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:40,615
-Are you okay?
-Yeah.
417
00:19:40,682 --> 00:19:42,182
- Okay, okay.
- Just come here.
418
00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:46,453
Just getting right to it.
419
00:19:46,521 --> 00:19:47,955
Sorry.
420
00:19:48,022 --> 00:19:49,557
-Doing it, okay.
-I just wanna...
421
00:19:49,624 --> 00:19:50,892
-Yup, yup.
-Okay.
422
00:19:50,958 --> 00:19:52,060
Wow, these are so tight.
423
00:19:52,126 --> 00:19:53,427
-What, what?
-I'm sorry.
424
00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:55,530
-I'm not used
to skinny jeans on guys.
-Okay.
425
00:19:55,596 --> 00:19:57,330
-Are you making fun
of my jeans?
-Are these Jeggings?
426
00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:58,733
Are you making fun
of my jeans?
427
00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:00,300
No, I'm serious.
They're so tight.
428
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:01,602
Are you making fun of 'em?
429
00:20:01,669 --> 00:20:03,370
Are you making fun
of my jeans?
430
00:20:03,437 --> 00:20:05,006
- Stop, stop it.
- No, what's going on?
431
00:20:05,073 --> 00:20:06,808
-You ticklish?
-Stop!
432
00:20:08,142 --> 00:20:09,342
Are you--
433
00:20:10,712 --> 00:20:12,279
You okay?
434
00:20:14,615 --> 00:20:15,817
I peed.
435
00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:18,986
-You-- You what?
-I peed. I peed. I peed.
436
00:20:19,053 --> 00:20:20,655
-Oh. Okay.
-I'm so sorry.
437
00:20:20,722 --> 00:20:22,924
No, no, it's not okay.
It's, like, a thing.
438
00:20:22,990 --> 00:20:24,291
When you have a baby,
439
00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:25,760
sometimes, like,
when you laugh really hard
440
00:20:25,827 --> 00:20:27,729
there's leakage,
and I just like, I leaked.
441
00:20:27,795 --> 00:20:28,863
It's just that--
442
00:20:28,930 --> 00:20:30,198
Oh, my God. It's a lot.
443
00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:31,632
I'm so sorry. I...
444
00:20:31,699 --> 00:20:32,867
um, shit.
445
00:20:32,934 --> 00:20:34,902
Sorry. Let me just try
to clean it up with a...
446
00:20:34,969 --> 00:20:36,403
with the thing...
447
00:20:36,470 --> 00:20:37,839
-Oh, God, these are wet.
-Maybe that--
448
00:20:37,905 --> 00:20:39,574
No, that's gross.
That's, okay. Um...
449
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:41,241
Let me get a towel.
I'm just gonna get a towel.
450
00:20:41,308 --> 00:20:42,342
Okay, no, it's...
451
00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:44,212
I will clean this up.
452
00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:45,747
I'm so embarrassed.
I'm so sorry.
453
00:20:45,813 --> 00:20:48,381
-Uh...
-Sean-y Boy, you got a charger?
454
00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:50,952
Yeah, Dylan.
It's on the desk right there.
455
00:20:51,018 --> 00:20:53,521
Lauren, this is Dylan.
Dylan, this is Lauren.
456
00:20:53,588 --> 00:20:55,089
-Yo.
-This is my script partner.
457
00:20:55,757 --> 00:20:57,457
We were--
we were rehearsing.
458
00:20:57,959 --> 00:21:00,327
Oh.
Seems like a hell of a class.
459
00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:01,896
Oh, it's great, it's great.
460
00:21:01,963 --> 00:21:03,197
It's amazing.
461
00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:04,599
I'll let y'all finish.
462
00:21:04,665 --> 00:21:06,200
Unless you already finished!
463
00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:07,902
I'm talking about cum.
464
00:21:07,969 --> 00:21:10,071
- Gobble-gobble up.
- Right on.
465
00:21:10,138 --> 00:21:11,606
- Lates.
- Later.
466
00:21:18,913 --> 00:21:20,280
I gotta go.
467
00:21:20,347 --> 00:21:21,481
-What?
-I'm so sorry.
468
00:21:21,549 --> 00:21:22,784
-Oh, my God.
-Are you sure?
469
00:21:22,850 --> 00:21:24,451
You're welcome
to spend the night.
470
00:21:24,519 --> 00:21:25,820
-No, no, I'm good.
-It's no big deal.
471
00:21:25,887 --> 00:21:27,487
No, no, it's good.
It's fine, I'm fine.
472
00:21:27,555 --> 00:21:28,956
I'm just gonna--
I'm just gonna go home.
473
00:21:29,023 --> 00:21:31,159
I'm really sorry about that.
I can, um...
474
00:21:31,225 --> 00:21:33,094
-get you a new couch.
-No.
475
00:21:33,161 --> 00:21:35,096
A bed. Whatever... pull out.
476
00:21:35,163 --> 00:21:37,198
And just, uh...
477
00:21:37,265 --> 00:21:39,967
Whoo!
That was pretty wild.
478
00:21:40,034 --> 00:21:41,602
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
479
00:21:41,669 --> 00:21:43,271
I didn't realize
your roommate was a girl.
480
00:21:43,336 --> 00:21:44,739
I mean you, said Dylan and...
481
00:21:44,806 --> 00:21:46,373
-Not that it matters.
-Please no, no.
482
00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:48,375
I have people
stay over all the time.
483
00:21:48,441 --> 00:21:49,844
-Ah.
-It's really no big deal.
484
00:21:49,911 --> 00:21:51,444
-Oh, great.
-No, no, no. Not like that.
485
00:21:51,512 --> 00:21:52,914
-You know what I mean.
-I really don't.
486
00:21:52,980 --> 00:21:55,616
That's the problem.
I'm a mom, and...
487
00:21:55,683 --> 00:21:57,518
I don't do
this kind of stuff, and...
488
00:21:57,585 --> 00:21:59,452
like, I don't have, like,
roommates, and like...
489
00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:00,955
I have my own chargers.
490
00:22:01,022 --> 00:22:03,524
I have a lot of chargers,
and they're mine,
491
00:22:03,591 --> 00:22:05,492
and I don't--
No one borrows them...
492
00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:06,594
-I mean, so...
-Yeah.
493
00:22:06,661 --> 00:22:08,196
I don't actually know, so...
494
00:22:08,262 --> 00:22:09,263
-Lauren? Lauren?
-Yeah.
495
00:22:09,329 --> 00:22:10,463
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
496
00:22:10,531 --> 00:22:11,899
-Lauren?
-Yeah!
497
00:22:11,966 --> 00:22:13,167
Yeah.
498
00:22:13,234 --> 00:22:14,602
-Just before you go...
-Yeah!
499
00:22:14,669 --> 00:22:16,070
There's no pressure at all.
500
00:22:16,137 --> 00:22:17,271
-Okay?
-Yeah.
501
00:22:17,337 --> 00:22:19,307
I just--
I want you to know
502
00:22:19,372 --> 00:22:20,440
that I think that
you're awesome.
503
00:22:20,508 --> 00:22:21,676
-Oh. Yeah.
-Okay?
504
00:22:21,742 --> 00:22:23,744
And I love hanging out with you
505
00:22:23,811 --> 00:22:25,345
and just acting with you.
506
00:22:25,412 --> 00:22:27,315
-Yeah. Thanks.
-So...
507
00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:28,583
leave with that.
508
00:22:28,649 --> 00:22:29,984
-Okay.
-Yeah.
509
00:22:31,219 --> 00:22:32,485
-Okay.
-Yeah, okay. Bye.
510
00:22:32,553 --> 00:22:33,955
All right. Okay.
511
00:22:34,021 --> 00:22:35,089
All right.
512
00:22:35,623 --> 00:22:37,592
Are you crazy?
513
00:22:37,658 --> 00:22:39,126
Why did you leave?
514
00:22:39,193 --> 00:22:41,494
I literally peed in his bed.
515
00:22:41,562 --> 00:22:43,264
Yeah, he probably loved it.
516
00:22:43,331 --> 00:22:45,600
He's probably got his face
in your pee right now...
517
00:22:45,666 --> 00:22:47,335
- ...whacking off.
- You're so disgusting.
518
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:49,837
Why? Let the fluids
fucking fly.
519
00:22:49,904 --> 00:22:51,906
No, his roommate saw me
in my underwear.
520
00:22:51,973 --> 00:22:53,608
I mean, have you never heard
of a threesome?
521
00:22:53,674 --> 00:22:55,109
It was a girl. Okay.
522
00:22:55,176 --> 00:22:56,177
-It was a girl.
-What?
523
00:22:56,244 --> 00:22:57,511
A girl?
524
00:22:57,578 --> 00:22:58,946
-That's even better.
-Yeah, for you.
525
00:22:59,013 --> 00:23:00,348
Sorry, I don't swing
both ways.
526
00:23:00,413 --> 00:23:01,549
That's your loss.
527
00:23:01,616 --> 00:23:03,150
Yes, well, fine.
528
00:23:03,217 --> 00:23:04,384
-A lot more options.
-Okay.
529
00:23:04,451 --> 00:23:05,786
It was so weird.
I haven't been
530
00:23:05,853 --> 00:23:07,454
with another man in, like,
531
00:23:07,521 --> 00:23:09,123
over a decade.
532
00:23:09,190 --> 00:23:11,058
I don't even know if this guy
qualifies as a man.
533
00:23:11,125 --> 00:23:12,994
I mean, he is so, so young.
534
00:23:13,060 --> 00:23:15,196
He had snapback hats
as wall art.
535
00:23:15,263 --> 00:23:16,564
Great. I like this.
536
00:23:16,631 --> 00:23:18,398
I like that he is using art.
537
00:23:18,465 --> 00:23:19,967
He's wearing--
He's wearing his art.
538
00:23:20,034 --> 00:23:22,703
He's eco-friendly.
He's an environmentalist.
539
00:23:22,770 --> 00:23:24,605
-I don't see a problem here.
-What's the problem...
540
00:23:24,672 --> 00:23:26,807
-Do you remember Mrs. Roper?
-Yes, of course.
541
00:23:26,874 --> 00:23:28,709
The most disgusting horny
old lady in a kaftan?
542
00:23:28,776 --> 00:23:30,912
I love Mrs. Rop--
Don't do that, okay?
543
00:23:30,978 --> 00:23:33,247
Stop. Fuck, this is
the fucking patriarchy.
544
00:23:33,314 --> 00:23:36,717
Tom Cruise is, like, 70,
and he's with a 25-year-old
545
00:23:36,784 --> 00:23:38,252
-fucking woman, doing...
-He's not 70.
546
00:23:38,319 --> 00:23:39,720
Whatever. He's cl--
But we--
547
00:23:39,787 --> 00:23:41,589
We can't?
We're not allowed?
548
00:23:41,656 --> 00:23:42,990
If you're still flowing,
549
00:23:43,057 --> 00:23:44,592
you can do
whatever the fuck you want.
550
00:23:44,659 --> 00:23:45,993
Oh, my God, stop.
551
00:23:46,060 --> 00:23:49,429
No, hey, look.
Fuck the patriarchy!
552
00:23:49,496 --> 00:23:51,365
I was just--
I mean, this house is--
553
00:23:51,431 --> 00:23:53,301
-Um, it's a year lease and...
-How long is the lease?
554
00:23:53,367 --> 00:23:54,902
Oh, my God.
What about the schools?
555
00:23:54,969 --> 00:23:56,304
-How are the schools?
-They're gone.
556
00:23:56,370 --> 00:23:57,705
-Oh.
-Okay, they're gone.
557
00:23:57,772 --> 00:23:59,240
-Schools are gone.
-You cannot visit me
558
00:23:59,307 --> 00:24:00,574
at work anymore.
559
00:24:03,110 --> 00:24:04,912
- Maybe I'm just not funny.
- What?
560
00:24:04,979 --> 00:24:06,781
Well, that's
certainly not true.
561
00:24:06,847 --> 00:24:08,549
I know that you're funny.
562
00:24:08,616 --> 00:24:10,184
What you need
is more time to play.
563
00:24:10,251 --> 00:24:12,720
Like, you should come with me
to UCB sometime.
564
00:24:12,787 --> 00:24:14,355
You know,
we need more women.
565
00:24:14,422 --> 00:24:15,957
Oh, yeah, do we?
566
00:24:16,023 --> 00:24:17,925
Why do you think
we need more women?
567
00:24:17,992 --> 00:24:19,126
In improv?
568
00:24:19,193 --> 00:24:20,928
'Cause men don't want
to fuck funny women.
569
00:24:20,995 --> 00:24:23,130
That is--
I fuck funny women
all the time.
570
00:24:23,197 --> 00:24:25,700
Jonah, you would
literally fuck mud.
571
00:24:25,766 --> 00:24:28,970
This is not a conversation
for you to be a part of.
572
00:24:29,036 --> 00:24:32,373
Improv is not, like,
a sexy thing.
573
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:33,741
It's not. I mean, shit.
574
00:24:33,808 --> 00:24:35,343
I was fucking this guy
last weekend,
575
00:24:35,409 --> 00:24:37,912
and it's really great,
it was hot, and he's like...
576
00:24:37,979 --> 00:24:39,814
"Oh, you want to do it
doggy style?"
577
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:42,482
And I was like "Yes, and..."
and nothing!
578
00:24:42,550 --> 00:24:43,918
Fucking boner killer!
579
00:24:43,985 --> 00:24:45,353
Oh, my God!
580
00:24:45,419 --> 00:24:46,721
Lauren!
581
00:24:46,787 --> 00:24:48,789
- Sorry. I'm so sorry.
- Jesus!
582
00:24:48,856 --> 00:24:51,692
Okay, Lauren is not threatened
by funny women.
583
00:24:51,759 --> 00:24:54,328
I guess she thinks
they deserve to be punished.
584
00:24:54,395 --> 00:24:55,396
I'm so sorry.
585
00:24:55,463 --> 00:24:57,231
-My God.
-I'm so sorry.
586
00:24:57,298 --> 00:24:59,433
You know what we should do,
on that note,
587
00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:00,801
"guys versus girls celebrity."
588
00:25:00,868 --> 00:25:02,303
-Yes!
-Yeah, yeah.
589
00:25:06,974 --> 00:25:08,242
Three words.
590
00:25:31,699 --> 00:25:32,933
-...how to light the fire.
-Oh!
591
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,902
This is so not me.
592
00:25:34,969 --> 00:25:36,871
I'm usually in bed at, like,
nine o'clock.
593
00:25:36,937 --> 00:25:39,273
I've just completely changed
with this class.
594
00:25:39,340 --> 00:25:42,476
And I have to, like,
have an open house
at, like, 8:00 a.m., I think.
595
00:25:42,543 --> 00:25:44,111
What, is that,
like, five hours?
596
00:25:44,178 --> 00:25:46,347
So lucky though that you have
this, like, flexible job.
597
00:25:46,414 --> 00:25:49,050
It allows you to audition
whenever you want.
598
00:25:49,116 --> 00:25:50,251
I'm jealous.
599
00:25:50,317 --> 00:25:51,952
Yeah, all those auditions...
600
00:25:52,019 --> 00:25:53,821
I've never had an audition.
601
00:25:55,456 --> 00:25:57,058
All right.
What do you mean?
602
00:25:57,124 --> 00:25:58,793
Uh, I've never had
an audition.
603
00:25:58,859 --> 00:26:00,529
What do you mean
you've never had an audition?
604
00:26:00,594 --> 00:26:01,996
I mean, I had one
in high school,
605
00:26:02,063 --> 00:26:03,431
-but does that count?
-No...
606
00:26:03,497 --> 00:26:05,032
No, it doesn't count.
607
00:26:05,099 --> 00:26:07,168
What do you mean?
That's-- That's impossible.
608
00:26:07,234 --> 00:26:08,537
Listen to me, Lo...
609
00:26:08,602 --> 00:26:10,071
-You are remarkable.
-What's "Lo"?
610
00:26:10,137 --> 00:26:11,906
Lo, it's how
they shorten "Lauren."
611
00:26:11,972 --> 00:26:13,707
-Oh, I like that.
-Yeah.
612
00:26:13,774 --> 00:26:17,078
Do you, like, have
headshots or something? Or...
613
00:26:17,144 --> 00:26:21,115
I have like those, like,
work pics that you need
614
00:26:21,182 --> 00:26:22,883
-when you're a realtor.
-Like the LinkedIn thing?
615
00:26:22,950 --> 00:26:24,285
-That's so hot.
-Yes.
616
00:26:24,351 --> 00:26:26,053
Yeah, LinkedIn is really hot.
617
00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:27,621
Okay, so...
618
00:26:27,688 --> 00:26:29,423
you're gonna give me a couple.
You're gonna, like, print them
619
00:26:29,490 --> 00:26:31,058
old school, the headshots,
then I'm gonna walk them
620
00:26:31,125 --> 00:26:32,660
into Offsite Casting
the next time I'm there.
621
00:26:32,726 --> 00:26:34,195
-Are you serious?
-Yes. I'm like...
622
00:26:34,261 --> 00:26:36,464
Don't tell them,
I'm like an Offsite...
623
00:26:36,531 --> 00:26:37,698
darling.
624
00:26:37,765 --> 00:26:38,999
I'm not surprised.
625
00:26:39,967 --> 00:26:41,268
They do. They love me.
626
00:26:41,335 --> 00:26:42,703
-Oh, my God.
-No.
627
00:26:42,770 --> 00:26:44,405
I want what's best for you,
seriously.
628
00:26:44,472 --> 00:26:46,340
Gosh, that is so sweet.
629
00:26:46,407 --> 00:26:47,608
I love you, too.
630
00:26:47,675 --> 00:26:48,742
I love this whole class.
631
00:26:48,809 --> 00:26:50,444
I'm so glad I did this.
632
00:26:50,512 --> 00:26:51,745
Oh, my God, wait.
Wait!
633
00:26:51,812 --> 00:26:53,314
I have an idea!
634
00:26:54,682 --> 00:26:57,351
I want you all in my wedding!
635
00:26:57,418 --> 00:26:58,587
And I love you so much!
636
00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:02,323
Hug me, hug me, hug me!
637
00:27:02,389 --> 00:27:03,558
So excited!
638
00:27:03,624 --> 00:27:04,792
Hug me, hug me, ahh!
639
00:27:06,193 --> 00:27:07,995
I'm so excited!
640
00:27:08,062 --> 00:27:11,198
-I'm gonna look so pretty!
-Yes, you are!
641
00:27:13,834 --> 00:27:15,970
Hey, you okay?
642
00:27:16,670 --> 00:27:18,639
Yeah, yeah, I just...
643
00:27:18,706 --> 00:27:20,509
thought I should get going.
644
00:27:20,575 --> 00:27:21,709
It's so late.
645
00:27:21,775 --> 00:27:23,978
I just kind of noticed
646
00:27:24,044 --> 00:27:26,347
things kind of went south
after the...
647
00:27:26,413 --> 00:27:28,215
wedding was brought up.
648
00:27:29,984 --> 00:27:32,319
You are so... sweet.
649
00:27:32,386 --> 00:27:35,089
I... just... Yeah,
it was like, I mean...
650
00:27:35,156 --> 00:27:38,125
I'm so happy for her, I just
don't really know if a wedding
651
00:27:38,192 --> 00:27:40,895
is a great idea
for me right now.
652
00:27:40,961 --> 00:27:43,430
Um, I mean, I'll be there...
653
00:27:43,497 --> 00:27:44,665
with you.
654
00:27:44,732 --> 00:27:48,169
-Oh, you will?
-Yeah, promise.
655
00:27:48,235 --> 00:27:50,304
You'll be with me
the whole time?
656
00:27:50,371 --> 00:27:51,540
Promise.
657
00:27:51,606 --> 00:27:53,140
Okay, pinky promise?
658
00:27:53,207 --> 00:27:54,742
I didn't know we were gonna
get that serious,
659
00:27:54,808 --> 00:27:56,177
but, yeah, pinky promise.
660
00:27:59,113 --> 00:28:00,014
Okay.
661
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:01,982
Why did I say okay?
662
00:28:02,049 --> 00:28:05,052
Because a total smoke-show
invited you to go.
663
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:06,521
It's a whole weekend
of outfits,
664
00:28:06,588 --> 00:28:08,255
and I hate everything I own.
665
00:28:08,322 --> 00:28:09,456
What'd you tell Chase?
666
00:28:09,524 --> 00:28:11,258
Just told him
I was going to a wedding.
667
00:28:11,325 --> 00:28:13,894
Now, he's taking Lucy
with Sara
668
00:28:13,961 --> 00:28:15,429
to his mom's house
for the weekend.
669
00:28:15,496 --> 00:28:16,830
-What?
-Yeah.
670
00:28:16,897 --> 00:28:18,667
Oh, my God.
Men are so pathetic.
671
00:28:18,732 --> 00:28:20,501
They can't be alone
for one second.
672
00:28:20,569 --> 00:28:21,636
Is this closed?
673
00:28:21,702 --> 00:28:23,437
I mean, no.
674
00:28:23,505 --> 00:28:24,838
That, what did you...
675
00:28:24,905 --> 00:28:25,906
I think I remember
you wearing that
676
00:28:25,973 --> 00:28:27,274
to the eighth grade dance.
677
00:28:27,341 --> 00:28:28,709
-Shut up.
-What are you doing?
678
00:28:28,776 --> 00:28:30,444
-Get me another one.
-Gross.
679
00:28:30,512 --> 00:28:31,879
-Here. Try something else.
-Just give me something else.
680
00:28:31,946 --> 00:28:33,147
-Put this on.
-Thank you. Okay.
681
00:28:34,381 --> 00:28:36,817
Oh, Sean.
Speak of the devil.
682
00:28:36,884 --> 00:28:38,752
"Hey, Queen,
wanna carpool?
683
00:28:38,819 --> 00:28:40,321
-I got a sweet ride."
-Wait, what?
684
00:28:40,387 --> 00:28:43,090
"Jesus, yes.
Yes, let's do that."
685
00:28:43,157 --> 00:28:44,858
-What are you doing?
-Thank you.
686
00:28:44,925 --> 00:28:46,528
No, no, no, no, no, fuck.
687
00:28:46,595 --> 00:28:48,128
-I'm saying yes for you.
-No!
688
00:28:48,195 --> 00:28:50,030
I cannot.
I need to bring my own car.
689
00:28:50,097 --> 00:28:52,032
-Why?
-Because I need
to be able to leave.
690
00:28:52,099 --> 00:28:54,134
Actually, I get that.
691
00:28:54,201 --> 00:28:55,736
-Can you help me with this?
-Let me help.
692
00:28:55,803 --> 00:28:57,338
Oh.
693
00:28:57,404 --> 00:28:58,839
-This ain't bad, right?
-I'm okay with this.
694
00:28:58,906 --> 00:29:00,307
It's comfortable.
695
00:29:00,374 --> 00:29:02,644
Pretty comfortable.
You look hot.
696
00:29:02,711 --> 00:29:04,778
"Whoa, no presh.
697
00:29:04,845 --> 00:29:06,814
I'm here
if you change your mind.
698
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:08,949
And sidebar,
I'd go down on you
699
00:29:09,016 --> 00:29:10,818
in the bathroom
if you want to.
700
00:29:10,884 --> 00:29:12,687
You pee wherever you like.
701
00:29:12,753 --> 00:29:14,556
You just go and pee
right in the toilet..."
702
00:29:14,623 --> 00:29:15,956
-Hey, that's not funny.
-"...while I'm going
down on you."
703
00:29:16,023 --> 00:29:17,091
That's not funny.
704
00:29:17,157 --> 00:29:18,759
-Okay.
-You look hot.
705
00:29:18,826 --> 00:29:20,394
-Is this too much?
-God, are you kidding?
706
00:29:20,461 --> 00:29:21,696
That's no such thing.
707
00:29:21,762 --> 00:29:22,997
I found this in the closet,
708
00:29:23,063 --> 00:29:24,865
and it's almost
the exact same color
709
00:29:24,932 --> 00:29:26,500
Are you going
to a quinceanera?
710
00:29:26,568 --> 00:29:28,168
I mean, what are you doing?
711
00:29:28,235 --> 00:29:30,871
Okay, Blanche DuBois,
get that off. Get it off.
712
00:29:33,575 --> 00:29:35,075
Do you have your toothbrush?
713
00:29:35,142 --> 00:29:37,444
-Yep.
-And, um, sunscreen?
714
00:29:37,512 --> 00:29:38,846
Yeah.
715
00:29:54,328 --> 00:29:55,462
Ready?
716
00:29:55,530 --> 00:29:57,565
Okay, here we go.
717
00:29:57,632 --> 00:29:58,832
-Hi.
-Sara!
718
00:29:58,899 --> 00:30:02,136
Oh, I'm so glad to see you.
719
00:30:02,202 --> 00:30:04,506
-I'm so happy to see you.
-Here.
720
00:30:04,572 --> 00:30:05,906
Me, too.
721
00:30:05,973 --> 00:30:07,808
-Do you want it, or...?
-Thank you.
722
00:30:07,875 --> 00:30:10,344
We're going to have
so much fun.
723
00:30:10,411 --> 00:30:12,446
Hey, beautiful lady.
724
00:30:12,514 --> 00:30:13,581
Hi.
725
00:30:14,582 --> 00:30:15,949
Mmm.
726
00:30:17,885 --> 00:30:19,420
Okay. Hi.
727
00:30:19,486 --> 00:30:21,155
Yeah, okay.
728
00:30:21,221 --> 00:30:23,257
Okay.
729
00:30:23,324 --> 00:30:24,793
Wait, Lucy!
730
00:30:24,858 --> 00:30:27,595
-Did you forget something?
-What?
731
00:30:27,662 --> 00:30:29,597
-I need a hug.
-Oh.
732
00:30:29,664 --> 00:30:31,700
Yeah, thank you.
733
00:30:31,766 --> 00:30:34,001
-Have fun, okay?
-Okay.
734
00:30:34,068 --> 00:30:35,469
Say hi to Grandma.
735
00:30:35,537 --> 00:30:37,404
I got you some crafts.
Come on in...
736
00:30:41,108 --> 00:30:44,478
Wow!
All this from YouTube videos.
737
00:30:44,546 --> 00:30:45,647
Yeah, a sponsorship.
738
00:30:45,714 --> 00:30:48,048
She's very, very good at it.
739
00:30:48,115 --> 00:30:50,284
-Impressive, right?
-Oh, yeah, very impressive.
740
00:30:52,853 --> 00:30:53,954
Lauren!
741
00:30:55,590 --> 00:30:56,857
-Lauren.
-Yeah?
742
00:30:56,924 --> 00:30:58,192
Yeah, are you
forgetting anything?
743
00:30:58,258 --> 00:30:59,326
-I don't know.
-I need to know
744
00:30:59,393 --> 00:31:01,261
where you're going and, like,
745
00:31:01,328 --> 00:31:03,130
the name of the hotel, in case
of emergency or something.
746
00:31:03,197 --> 00:31:05,132
We're co-parenting now,
so just hit me up.
747
00:31:05,199 --> 00:31:07,301
Um, well, I'm going
to Palm Springs.
748
00:31:07,368 --> 00:31:09,470
I'm going to be gone
for the weekend.
749
00:31:09,537 --> 00:31:12,574
I will send you... of the hotel
when I get home.
750
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:13,675
Okay.
751
00:31:13,742 --> 00:31:15,409
Um, how are ya gettin' there?
752
00:31:16,043 --> 00:31:17,545
I'm driving.
753
00:31:19,179 --> 00:31:21,081
-I mean!
-Oh, God.
754
00:31:21,148 --> 00:31:23,350
-It's not even legal.
-No, hey, this just broke.
755
00:31:23,417 --> 00:31:25,119
I didn't want to make
a deal out of this
756
00:31:25,185 --> 00:31:26,788
but you shouldn't have
driven Lucy in this,
757
00:31:26,855 --> 00:31:28,556
and I don't want you driving
to the desert in it!
758
00:31:28,623 --> 00:31:29,791
I'm not. I'm actually not.
759
00:31:29,858 --> 00:31:31,325
I'm not driving
this car there.
760
00:31:31,392 --> 00:31:33,595
I'm dropping it off
right now at a mechanic's,
761
00:31:33,661 --> 00:31:35,563
because I made
that appointment
762
00:31:35,630 --> 00:31:38,432
for when I'm out of town,
so I can get the car
when I get back. See?
763
00:31:38,499 --> 00:31:40,300
I thought ahead.
764
00:31:42,670 --> 00:31:44,506
I'm going with someone.
765
00:31:49,611 --> 00:31:50,645
Okay.
766
00:31:52,547 --> 00:31:54,014
Ride safely.
767
00:31:55,949 --> 00:31:59,019
Will you
say hi to Mom for me?
768
00:31:59,086 --> 00:32:01,355
I mean,
your mom!
769
00:32:13,167 --> 00:32:15,670
Thank you,
she can't sleep without it.
770
00:32:17,137 --> 00:32:18,907
No problem.
771
00:32:18,972 --> 00:32:20,708
It is on the way.
772
00:32:26,980 --> 00:32:29,216
Oh, God.
773
00:32:29,283 --> 00:32:30,585
-Hey.
-Hey.
774
00:32:30,652 --> 00:32:32,352
So glad I caught that
before I left.
775
00:32:32,419 --> 00:32:34,021
We've been using
the checklist.
776
00:32:34,087 --> 00:32:35,422
They're really helpful,
so you can just...
777
00:32:35,489 --> 00:32:37,024
Hey, thank you so much
for coming back,
778
00:32:37,090 --> 00:32:38,325
but I told him
you didn't have to.
779
00:32:38,392 --> 00:32:40,662
I have plenty of ashwagandha.
780
00:32:40,728 --> 00:32:42,329
I don't know what that is.
781
00:32:42,396 --> 00:32:43,765
Oh, it's a natural
anti-anxiety.
782
00:32:43,832 --> 00:32:45,098
She'll sleep like a baby
with it.
783
00:32:45,165 --> 00:32:46,734
Well, she sleeps
like a baby with that.
784
00:32:46,801 --> 00:32:48,570
That's a natural anti-anxiety.
785
00:32:48,636 --> 00:32:49,637
So...
786
00:32:49,704 --> 00:32:51,104
That's synthetic.
787
00:32:51,171 --> 00:32:52,640
Right, she's gonna
cuddle with it.
788
00:32:52,707 --> 00:32:53,942
She's not gonna eat it.
789
00:32:54,007 --> 00:32:55,275
It's still
synthetic, so...
790
00:32:55,342 --> 00:32:56,611
What Sara is saying that
maybe it's time
791
00:32:56,678 --> 00:32:58,178
to replace it
with something else.
792
00:32:58,245 --> 00:32:59,647
Chase, shh...
he's mansplaining.
793
00:32:59,714 --> 00:33:01,549
She loves the bunny.
The bunny loves her.
794
00:33:01,616 --> 00:33:03,183
It doesn't need
to be replaced., it works
795
00:33:03,250 --> 00:33:04,519
perfectly as it is,
and she doesn't need
796
00:33:04,586 --> 00:33:06,487
-an alternative, okay?
-Great. Okay.
797
00:33:06,554 --> 00:33:07,856
Okay, this is a trigger,
I can see.
798
00:33:07,922 --> 00:33:09,323
This is really great.
799
00:33:09,389 --> 00:33:10,792
This is where
the growth happens.
800
00:33:10,859 --> 00:33:12,560
Lauren! Babe.
801
00:33:28,943 --> 00:33:31,178
Yo! How are you? Sean.
802
00:33:31,245 --> 00:33:32,412
Nice to meet you. Chase.
803
00:33:32,479 --> 00:33:33,781
- Hey, Sean.
- Hey.
804
00:33:33,848 --> 00:33:34,983
Nice to meet you.
805
00:33:35,583 --> 00:33:37,217
Yeah, we're going
to the wedding...
806
00:33:37,284 --> 00:33:38,953
-Party.
-Yeah, we got to go.
807
00:33:39,019 --> 00:33:40,555
Nice to meet you.
808
00:33:40,622 --> 00:33:41,623
Bye.
809
00:33:44,559 --> 00:33:45,693
Thank you.
810
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:47,060
Yeah, I got you.
811
00:34:04,779 --> 00:34:06,280
I got you, girl!
812
00:34:15,489 --> 00:34:16,591
Oh.
813
00:34:17,959 --> 00:34:19,426
All right.
814
00:34:21,696 --> 00:34:22,997
Wait, what?
815
00:34:23,063 --> 00:34:24,298
-What?
-I...
816
00:34:24,364 --> 00:34:26,034
I got an audition!
817
00:34:26,099 --> 00:34:28,268
Like, a commercial audition
818
00:34:28,335 --> 00:34:29,871
-Like a real audition!
-That's amazing.
819
00:34:29,938 --> 00:34:32,239
-That's huge!
-That, like, Offsite place?
820
00:34:32,306 --> 00:34:33,473
Well, what's it for?
821
00:34:33,541 --> 00:34:35,075
It's like a pharmaceutical.
822
00:34:35,142 --> 00:34:36,544
I don't know.
I've never heard of it.
823
00:34:36,611 --> 00:34:38,012
-Aquoxxi or something?
-Those pay a shit ton.
824
00:34:38,078 --> 00:34:39,379
Really?
825
00:34:39,446 --> 00:34:41,616
Oh, my God.
826
00:34:41,683 --> 00:34:42,684
Come on!
827
00:34:42,750 --> 00:34:44,819
Come on! Get real!
828
00:34:45,787 --> 00:34:46,821
That's huge!
829
00:34:46,888 --> 00:34:47,989
-Congrats.
-Sorry.
830
00:34:48,056 --> 00:34:49,456
No, no, no, no. You're fine.
831
00:34:49,524 --> 00:34:50,992
I know. I'd be fainting, too.
832
00:34:51,059 --> 00:34:52,092
That's big.
833
00:34:52,159 --> 00:34:53,595
292...
834
00:34:53,661 --> 00:34:54,929
-28...
-Did we go the wrong way?
835
00:34:54,996 --> 00:34:56,831
Oh, no. Here.
836
00:34:56,898 --> 00:34:58,032
-Well.
-Cozy.
837
00:34:58,098 --> 00:34:59,399
-Hello.
-Hello.
838
00:34:59,466 --> 00:35:02,135
Right next to each other.
That's so funny.
839
00:35:18,519 --> 00:35:19,754
One sec.
840
00:35:27,662 --> 00:35:29,196
Hey.
841
00:35:29,262 --> 00:35:31,231
-How cool is this?
-I know, it's so crazy.
842
00:35:31,298 --> 00:35:34,401
Right? We should
leave these open
and just make it
843
00:35:34,468 --> 00:35:36,370
one big suite, huh?
844
00:35:36,436 --> 00:35:38,640
Okay, yeah. Sure.
845
00:35:38,706 --> 00:35:40,008
Okay.
846
00:35:40,074 --> 00:35:41,743
All right. I'm going
to shower.
847
00:35:41,809 --> 00:35:42,910
All right.
848
00:35:52,452 --> 00:35:54,321
Found your little note.
849
00:35:54,956 --> 00:35:56,390
Adjoining rooms.
850
00:35:57,091 --> 00:35:58,660
Mind changed.
851
00:35:59,594 --> 00:36:01,896
Wow! This is where
we're hanging out all weekend?
852
00:36:01,963 --> 00:36:04,164
-Glad you came?
-This is insane!
853
00:36:04,231 --> 00:36:07,869
Are we early?
It's like... I don't see anyone.
854
00:36:07,935 --> 00:36:09,369
Hello?
855
00:36:11,572 --> 00:36:12,807
Hey, hello.
856
00:36:12,874 --> 00:36:13,941
Oh.
857
00:36:14,008 --> 00:36:15,242
Hi.
858
00:36:15,308 --> 00:36:16,678
Sorry, I didn't hear you
come in.
859
00:36:16,744 --> 00:36:18,345
-I'm Debbie, Maria's mom.
-I'm Sean.
860
00:36:18,412 --> 00:36:19,814
-Hi, Sean.
-Hi, Lauren.
861
00:36:19,881 --> 00:36:21,516
Lauren,
nice to meet you.
862
00:36:21,582 --> 00:36:23,316
-Did you say "mom"?
-Yeah, that's insane!
863
00:36:23,383 --> 00:36:24,819
- I did.
- Wow!
864
00:36:24,886 --> 00:36:27,155
She said you looked 30.
She wasn't lying.
865
00:36:27,220 --> 00:36:28,856
I love my daughter.
866
00:36:28,923 --> 00:36:30,525
Well, so do we.
867
00:36:32,459 --> 00:36:33,961
How do you all know Maria?
868
00:36:34,028 --> 00:36:35,763
-We're in her acting class.
-Acting. Yeah.
869
00:36:35,830 --> 00:36:37,297
Oh, wonderful, yeah.
870
00:36:37,364 --> 00:36:38,966
She said she felt
so connected to all of you.
871
00:36:39,033 --> 00:36:41,069
Yes.
The feeling's mutual.
872
00:36:41,135 --> 00:36:42,837
She's great.
873
00:36:42,904 --> 00:36:44,939
Can I get you a drink?
I'm make a mean margarita.
874
00:36:45,006 --> 00:36:46,074
Please.
875
00:36:46,140 --> 00:36:47,340
Salt or no salt?
876
00:36:47,407 --> 00:36:49,544
-I'll take salt.
-Salt, good.
877
00:36:49,610 --> 00:36:51,311
- Love me a salty man.
- Yeah.
878
00:36:51,378 --> 00:36:53,246
And how
about you, sweetheart?
879
00:36:53,313 --> 00:36:54,716
You want salt?
No salt?
880
00:36:54,782 --> 00:36:57,317
Um, do you have, like,
a Diet Coke, maybe?
881
00:36:57,384 --> 00:37:00,088
Gosh, you actresses.
882
00:37:00,722 --> 00:37:02,023
-Thank you.
-Here you go.
883
00:37:02,090 --> 00:37:03,191
You even old enough to drink?
884
00:37:04,959 --> 00:37:06,326
That's got some kick!
885
00:37:06,393 --> 00:37:07,862
Well, I'm from Texas.
886
00:37:07,929 --> 00:37:10,497
We don't mess around
with our tequila.
887
00:37:12,700 --> 00:37:14,001
Hey.
888
00:37:15,636 --> 00:37:18,639
Where is that IPA
I put in here?
889
00:37:18,706 --> 00:37:21,274
Chuck had to move them
to the garage fridge.
890
00:37:21,909 --> 00:37:23,811
Great.
891
00:37:23,878 --> 00:37:26,214
Dave, these are friends
of Maria's from acting class.
892
00:37:26,279 --> 00:37:28,082
Hey, how are you? I'm Sean.
893
00:37:28,149 --> 00:37:29,449
Nice to meet you, Dave.
894
00:37:29,517 --> 00:37:31,318
-Lauren, hi.
-Hi.
895
00:37:31,384 --> 00:37:34,522
Thank you for having us
in this stunning home.
896
00:37:34,589 --> 00:37:37,091
Thank you. It's not
actually my house anymore.
897
00:37:37,158 --> 00:37:38,492
Deb got it in the divorce.
898
00:37:38,559 --> 00:37:40,293
Oh, I'm so sorry.
899
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:42,063
Oh, please.
We've all moved on.
900
00:37:42,130 --> 00:37:43,263
Some have moved in.
901
00:37:43,330 --> 00:37:44,899
Honey!
902
00:37:44,966 --> 00:37:47,367
Where are we at
with the pitcher of margaritas?
903
00:37:47,434 --> 00:37:48,836
You are my favorite.
904
00:37:48,903 --> 00:37:49,937
Do you want to make out?
905
00:37:50,004 --> 00:37:51,471
Let's make out?
906
00:37:51,539 --> 00:37:53,541
Hello, I'm, uh, Chuck.
Maria's Staddy.
907
00:37:53,608 --> 00:37:55,408
- Staddy?
- Uh, stepdad.
908
00:37:55,475 --> 00:37:57,344
It's a combination of...
909
00:37:57,410 --> 00:37:59,013
and then ya...
910
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:00,515
But you underplay it,
911
00:38:00,581 --> 00:38:01,983
so that people
don't make a big deal of it,
912
00:38:02,049 --> 00:38:04,284
and then later,
it registers, so...
913
00:38:04,351 --> 00:38:06,319
David!
914
00:38:06,386 --> 00:38:08,890
Looking good, dude.
915
00:38:08,956 --> 00:38:11,626
Just gonna get the beer
916
00:38:11,692 --> 00:38:13,194
you put out in the garage.
917
00:38:13,261 --> 00:38:15,362
Ah, check the meat drawer.
918
00:38:15,428 --> 00:38:17,131
Pretty sure lower left.
919
00:38:17,198 --> 00:38:18,498
Yeah.
920
00:38:18,566 --> 00:38:20,400
I know
where you put your meat.
921
00:38:21,368 --> 00:38:23,237
The only way out is through.
922
00:38:27,642 --> 00:38:30,443
Am I doing
something wrong? I don't...
923
00:38:33,147 --> 00:38:35,082
Well, that was fun.
924
00:38:35,149 --> 00:38:36,284
Yeah.
925
00:38:38,019 --> 00:38:40,054
Maria is playing pool
with some of her friends
926
00:38:40,121 --> 00:38:41,989
in the room down the hall.
Why don't you take a drink,
say hi.
927
00:38:42,056 --> 00:38:43,323
She'll be happy
to see you.
928
00:38:43,390 --> 00:38:44,859
-Thank you very much.
-Great. Thanks.
929
00:38:44,926 --> 00:38:46,459
Enjoy!
930
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:07,447
Whatever!
931
00:39:07,515 --> 00:39:08,983
Oh, my God!
You made it!
932
00:39:09,050 --> 00:39:12,419
Okay, Lauren, Sean,
from my acting class.
933
00:39:12,485 --> 00:39:14,522
-This is Cher.
-Hi.
934
00:39:14,589 --> 00:39:17,158
- Hey, this is my baby, Aspen.
- Hi.
935
00:39:17,225 --> 00:39:19,160
Well, that's Coco.
936
00:39:19,227 --> 00:39:20,493
The hottie of the hotties.
937
00:39:20,895 --> 00:39:24,031
This is my Person of Honor,
Esther. My person of life.
938
00:39:24,098 --> 00:39:25,166
They go by "they."
939
00:39:25,233 --> 00:39:27,034
Nice to meet they.
940
00:39:27,869 --> 00:39:30,271
-It's just "you."
-What's me?
941
00:39:30,338 --> 00:39:31,772
- No, It's...
- It's just "you."
942
00:39:31,839 --> 00:39:33,741
-What's me?
-You could just say "you."
943
00:39:33,808 --> 00:39:35,276
"You" isn't a gendered word.
944
00:39:36,110 --> 00:39:39,547
Oh, my God! I'm so sorry.
God, I'm a moron.
945
00:39:39,614 --> 00:39:42,617
No, it's really, I love that
you tried something.
946
00:39:42,683 --> 00:39:44,886
It's more than
my mom would do.
947
00:39:44,952 --> 00:39:46,687
Not that you're, uh,
like a mom.
948
00:39:46,754 --> 00:39:47,955
No, I am a mom.
949
00:39:48,022 --> 00:39:49,056
No, no, no, I am.
950
00:39:49,123 --> 00:39:51,726
-You're a MILF.
-She's a mother...
951
00:39:51,792 --> 00:39:53,661
-She's a mother.
-She's a mommy.
952
00:39:53,728 --> 00:39:55,363
How do you guys know each other?
953
00:39:55,428 --> 00:39:56,764
That's my best friend.
954
00:39:56,831 --> 00:39:58,666
We've been best friends
our whole lives.
955
00:39:58,733 --> 00:40:01,468
I have one of those.
Isn't that the greatest?
956
00:40:01,535 --> 00:40:03,504
Wait, have we met before?
957
00:40:03,571 --> 00:40:06,274
Uh, I don't think so.
958
00:40:06,340 --> 00:40:08,475
I'm pretty sure
I would have remembered.
959
00:40:08,542 --> 00:40:10,044
You look very familiar to me.
960
00:40:10,111 --> 00:40:13,114
Yes, because this
is my very hot,
961
00:40:13,180 --> 00:40:16,050
very single,
very almost famous friend
962
00:40:16,117 --> 00:40:18,152
from the constantly running
commercial
963
00:40:18,219 --> 00:40:21,188
Desire Deodorant.
964
00:40:21,255 --> 00:40:22,256
That's it!
965
00:40:22,323 --> 00:40:23,925
The girl with the subway!
966
00:40:27,595 --> 00:40:29,196
Babe, I'm best
friends with...
967
00:40:29,263 --> 00:40:30,898
-Oh, wow!
968
00:40:32,700 --> 00:40:34,068
Okay, he actually
smells really good.
969
00:40:34,135 --> 00:40:36,469
That's so stupid. So dumb.
970
00:40:36,537 --> 00:40:37,838
Do you mind?
971
00:40:37,905 --> 00:40:39,607
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Of course.
972
00:40:39,674 --> 00:40:41,709
-You got it. You got it.
-Okay, you guys.
973
00:40:41,776 --> 00:40:42,977
Let's do it, let's do it.
974
00:40:45,947 --> 00:40:48,448
Okay, ready?
975
00:40:50,718 --> 00:40:53,587
Can you take a bunch?
It's not like film, you know.
976
00:40:53,654 --> 00:40:54,989
Yeah, just like keep hitting
the button.
977
00:40:55,056 --> 00:40:56,489
And do some in
0.5, do some in 0.5.
978
00:40:56,557 --> 00:40:57,591
Just keep
pressing the button.
979
00:40:57,658 --> 00:40:58,759
Do a couple in 0.5.
980
00:40:58,826 --> 00:41:00,161
Do 0.5, too.
981
00:41:19,580 --> 00:41:21,449
Oh, my God!
982
00:41:21,515 --> 00:41:22,616
Oh shit. I'm so sorry.
983
00:41:22,683 --> 00:41:24,218
Fuck! Did you crack it?
984
00:41:24,285 --> 00:41:25,987
-I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
-Did you crack it?
985
00:41:26,053 --> 00:41:27,722
-No, no, no, I think it's--
-Okay, it's fine.
986
00:41:27,788 --> 00:41:29,423
-I'm sorry.
-It's all right.
987
00:41:31,092 --> 00:41:32,660
Um, I have to pee.
988
00:41:34,161 --> 00:41:36,530
-Which one is the...?
-Um, to the right.
989
00:41:36,597 --> 00:41:38,165
- Okay, great thanks.
- Yes.
990
00:41:38,232 --> 00:41:39,767
Thanks, sorry. I'm so sorry.
991
00:41:40,868 --> 00:41:43,771
There's, like, a thousand
hot women out there,
992
00:41:43,838 --> 00:41:46,207
and they're all single,
and they all want Sean,
993
00:41:46,273 --> 00:41:48,209
and I've been here, like,
five minutes.
994
00:41:48,275 --> 00:41:50,778
Well, too bad,
because Sean wants you.
995
00:41:50,845 --> 00:41:53,714
I don't think so,
not really anymore,
996
00:41:53,781 --> 00:41:55,716
now that we've met Coco.
997
00:41:55,783 --> 00:41:58,285
Coco? How old is Coco?
998
00:41:58,352 --> 00:41:59,820
Seriously, she's one
of the hottest girls
999
00:41:59,887 --> 00:42:01,389
I've ever seen in
my entire life.
1000
00:42:01,455 --> 00:42:04,258
He clearly prefers
the peri-menopausal pussy.
1001
00:42:06,727 --> 00:42:08,362
There she is.
1002
00:42:08,429 --> 00:42:12,066
Look, parties always suck
for the first hour or so,
1003
00:42:12,133 --> 00:42:14,869
and then, it just gets better.
You're gonna have fun.
1004
00:42:14,935 --> 00:42:16,837
-All right, love you.
-They got nothing on you.
1005
00:42:16,904 --> 00:42:18,272
-Okay.
-Put it to good use.
1006
00:42:18,339 --> 00:42:20,007
Thank you, goodbye.
1007
00:42:20,074 --> 00:42:22,977
-Bye.
-Oh, my God.
1008
00:42:25,646 --> 00:42:27,014
What?
1009
00:42:28,582 --> 00:42:31,185
"Save Your
Baby Now!" What?
1010
00:42:34,955 --> 00:42:36,590
Hello, my darlings.
1011
00:42:37,124 --> 00:42:38,926
Today, I want to talk
to you about trauma.
1012
00:42:38,993 --> 00:42:41,262
You never know
when a trauma response
1013
00:42:41,328 --> 00:42:42,531
is gonna sneak up on you
1014
00:42:42,596 --> 00:42:44,498
and try to take you out.
1015
00:42:44,565 --> 00:42:46,767
So, today, I want to teach you
a quick little exercise
1016
00:42:46,834 --> 00:42:49,103
that you can do
anytime, anywhere,
1017
00:42:49,170 --> 00:42:51,138
to keep your
toddler brain in check
1018
00:42:51,205 --> 00:42:54,442
and bring your parasympathetic
nervous system back online.
1019
00:42:55,209 --> 00:42:58,479
Take a deep breath and put
your arms in cradle position.
1020
00:42:58,547 --> 00:43:00,047
So silly.
1021
00:43:00,114 --> 00:43:01,982
I know, I know.
You're resisting.
1022
00:43:03,184 --> 00:43:04,852
Do it.
1023
00:43:04,919 --> 00:43:06,987
Oh, fucking Christ, fine.
1024
00:43:07,054 --> 00:43:09,890
Good, good. Now, look down
1025
00:43:09,957 --> 00:43:12,860
and tell your baby-self
that you love her.
1026
00:43:14,829 --> 00:43:16,430
I'm waiting.
1027
00:43:16,497 --> 00:43:17,965
Okay, okay.
1028
00:43:18,032 --> 00:43:19,066
Uh...
1029
00:43:19,867 --> 00:43:22,036
I... I... I love you.
1030
00:43:23,871 --> 00:43:25,806
And now, I want you to tell
your baby-self
1031
00:43:25,873 --> 00:43:27,475
that you are here.
1032
00:43:27,542 --> 00:43:29,977
I'm not gonna say this.
It's so stu--
1033
00:43:30,044 --> 00:43:31,145
Go ahead.
1034
00:43:31,212 --> 00:43:32,213
And I'm here.
1035
00:43:33,180 --> 00:43:35,783
Beautiful.
And now tell your baby-self
1036
00:43:35,850 --> 00:43:38,786
that you will
always, always be here.
1037
00:43:40,087 --> 00:43:42,123
And I'm always gonna be here.
1038
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:50,164
Good.
I want you to sing her
1039
00:43:50,231 --> 00:43:51,732
a gentle lullaby.
1040
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:00,774
Good.
1041
00:44:03,545 --> 00:44:05,346
Good.
1042
00:44:09,683 --> 00:44:10,851
Louder.
1043
00:44:14,155 --> 00:44:15,557
Yes.
1044
00:44:17,559 --> 00:44:18,826
Yes, my darling.
1045
00:44:25,332 --> 00:44:27,101
Uh, you okay?
1046
00:44:27,168 --> 00:44:28,302
I dropped her.
1047
00:44:28,369 --> 00:44:29,538
Who?
1048
00:44:29,604 --> 00:44:30,738
Don't you knock?
1049
00:44:31,105 --> 00:44:32,940
I knocked a lot.
You didn't answer.
1050
00:44:33,007 --> 00:44:34,509
-You okay?
-Yeah, I'm fine.
1051
00:44:34,576 --> 00:44:36,210
-Okay.
-I was working on a...
1052
00:44:37,646 --> 00:44:38,812
...a monologue,
1053
00:44:38,879 --> 00:44:40,881
-for my acting class.
-What?
1054
00:44:40,948 --> 00:44:42,850
I was rehearsing.
I was rehearsing.
1055
00:44:42,917 --> 00:44:44,318
Rehearsing?
1056
00:44:44,385 --> 00:44:45,719
Great acoustics in here.
1057
00:44:45,786 --> 00:44:49,591
Oh. You wanna rehearse
somewhere else,
1058
00:44:49,658 --> 00:44:51,526
so I can take a leak?
1059
00:44:51,593 --> 00:44:54,461
Oh, yeah. Sorry. Yes.
1060
00:45:02,703 --> 00:45:04,205
I'm getting married.
1061
00:45:04,271 --> 00:45:05,640
Yes, you are.
1062
00:45:05,706 --> 00:45:07,174
And it's gonna
be beautiful.
1063
00:45:07,241 --> 00:45:08,876
No, I know.
It's going to be perfect.
1064
00:45:08,943 --> 00:45:12,079
But I'm, like, spooked.
It just feels like...
1065
00:45:12,146 --> 00:45:13,814
What if things go wrong?
Or whatever.
1066
00:45:13,881 --> 00:45:16,050
But of course you are.
That's totally normal.
1067
00:45:16,116 --> 00:45:17,851
I think it would be weird
if you weren't a little scared.
1068
00:45:17,918 --> 00:45:19,654
You're basically signing up
for a lifetime
1069
00:45:19,720 --> 00:45:21,822
of hooking up with only
one person. It's terrifying.
1070
00:45:21,889 --> 00:45:23,558
That's not what
I'm talking about.
1071
00:45:23,625 --> 00:45:25,059
I'm talking about the wedding.
1072
00:45:25,125 --> 00:45:27,061
Not the actual
marriage itself.
1073
00:45:27,127 --> 00:45:29,631
I'm talking about the rain,
and what if it rains tomorrow?
1074
00:45:29,698 --> 00:45:31,098
Actually, that's good luck.
1075
00:45:31,165 --> 00:45:32,634
-On your wedding day.
-You're sweet.
1076
00:45:32,701 --> 00:45:34,034
-Really?
-Everybody knows that.
1077
00:45:34,101 --> 00:45:35,502
I don't believe that.
1078
00:45:35,570 --> 00:45:37,004
That was a line
from the song my mom likes.
1079
00:45:37,071 --> 00:45:39,039
No, no, no.
That's "Isn't It Ironic,"
1080
00:45:39,106 --> 00:45:40,874
and it's about irony.
But it's actually not irony.
1081
00:45:40,941 --> 00:45:42,743
-Hey.
Do you guys know Justine?
-It's a great song, though.
1082
00:45:42,810 --> 00:45:44,211
Of course you know
Justine, my fiancee.
1083
00:45:44,278 --> 00:45:47,815
-Hey!
-Um, Adam's got COVID,
1084
00:45:47,881 --> 00:45:49,517
so he's not going
to be in the wedding.
1085
00:45:49,584 --> 00:45:51,151
-I'm sure he's just hungover.
-No, he didn't. Oh, my...
1086
00:45:51,218 --> 00:45:52,753
-I shouldn't have asked him.
-Fuck.
1087
00:45:52,820 --> 00:45:54,589
- No!
- No, it's fine.
1088
00:45:54,656 --> 00:45:57,258
One of-- One of your friends
can just stand in, right?
1089
00:45:57,324 --> 00:45:58,693
Oh, I jinxed it!
1090
00:45:58,759 --> 00:46:00,828
Babe, it's gonna
be okay.
1091
00:46:00,894 --> 00:46:03,297
It's literally not.
It's gonna look weird.
1092
00:46:05,966 --> 00:46:07,434
Sean.
1093
00:46:07,501 --> 00:46:09,470
The bridesmaids love you.
1094
00:46:09,537 --> 00:46:11,506
Yeah, yes, absolutely, yeah.
1095
00:46:11,573 --> 00:46:12,973
- I'm down!
- Really?
1096
00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:14,676
-For sure!
-Yeah?
1097
00:46:14,743 --> 00:46:16,143
- I'll do it. For sure.
- That's it. Really?
1098
00:46:16,210 --> 00:46:17,545
Seriously, thank you.
1099
00:46:17,612 --> 00:46:19,079
- So much, seriously.
- Of course.
1100
00:46:19,146 --> 00:46:20,414
It's gonna to be nice.
1101
00:46:20,481 --> 00:46:22,349
I love you.
Um...
1102
00:46:22,416 --> 00:46:23,984
You're gonna walk with Coco.
1103
00:46:24,051 --> 00:46:25,219
- Okay.
- And...
1104
00:46:25,286 --> 00:46:26,854
it's gonna be
really cool.
1105
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:28,422
You're gonna look
so good together.
1106
00:46:28,489 --> 00:46:29,823
Cool.
1107
00:46:29,890 --> 00:46:31,292
Ah! You're gonna...
1108
00:46:31,358 --> 00:46:33,794
Give me hug! Give me hug!
1109
00:46:33,861 --> 00:46:35,129
I can't believe it!
1110
00:46:37,398 --> 00:46:39,266
You figure out
what looks you want.
1111
00:46:39,333 --> 00:46:40,669
Yeah, I'm getting nervous now.
1112
00:46:40,735 --> 00:46:42,236
What are you gonna wear?
1113
00:46:42,303 --> 00:46:44,506
Well, these pants, actually,
I think, would match.
1114
00:46:44,572 --> 00:46:46,273
Don't like those.
Can he borrow
your shoes?
1115
00:46:50,944 --> 00:46:54,948
Hey.
Sorry. I saw a smoker.
1116
00:46:55,015 --> 00:46:56,150
Do you mind
if I bum one?
1117
00:46:56,216 --> 00:46:57,752
Yeah, yeah. For sure.
1118
00:46:57,818 --> 00:46:59,286
And get under the umbrella.
It's starting to rain.
1119
00:46:59,353 --> 00:47:00,789
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
1120
00:47:00,854 --> 00:47:02,089
I don't want
to invade your privacy.
1121
00:47:02,156 --> 00:47:03,792
-You're good.
-I really should've
1122
00:47:03,857 --> 00:47:05,560
brought my own, but I'm
pretending that I don't smoke.
1123
00:47:05,627 --> 00:47:08,062
I'm just happy
there's another smoker here.
1124
00:47:08,128 --> 00:47:10,532
I always feel like such
an asshole, like, ugh.
1125
00:47:10,598 --> 00:47:13,067
I know.
We could be assholes together.
1126
00:47:13,133 --> 00:47:14,736
Okay.
1127
00:47:14,803 --> 00:47:16,003
Huh.
1128
00:47:17,004 --> 00:47:18,573
Isn't it funny?
1129
00:47:20,207 --> 00:47:22,744
Like, you get hurt,
and the first thing
1130
00:47:22,811 --> 00:47:24,779
you wanna to do
is something
1131
00:47:24,845 --> 00:47:26,180
that hurts yourself.
1132
00:47:30,685 --> 00:47:32,019
Bitch, what?
1133
00:47:32,587 --> 00:47:33,722
I'm sorry.
1134
00:47:33,788 --> 00:47:35,255
-I'm so sorry.
-Are you okay?
1135
00:47:36,490 --> 00:47:37,925
Sorry.
That was really dark.
1136
00:47:37,991 --> 00:47:39,026
-Yeah.
-Sorry.
1137
00:47:39,093 --> 00:47:40,127
-A little bit.
-Yeah.
1138
00:47:40,194 --> 00:47:41,462
I'm having a day.
1139
00:47:41,529 --> 00:47:42,564
Having a day!
1140
00:47:42,630 --> 00:47:43,997
Okay.
1141
00:47:44,064 --> 00:47:45,567
Are you with...
1142
00:47:45,633 --> 00:47:46,768
Butch Bride or...
1143
00:47:46,835 --> 00:47:48,536
Femme Bride?
Who are you with?
1144
00:47:50,505 --> 00:47:51,606
-Femme!
-Hm.
1145
00:47:51,673 --> 00:47:52,873
Maria.
1146
00:47:54,408 --> 00:47:55,710
-Butch.
-Yes.
1147
00:47:55,777 --> 00:47:57,244
You must
be related to Justine.
1148
00:47:57,311 --> 00:47:58,713
Yeah. I'm her brother,
actually.
1149
00:47:58,780 --> 00:47:59,814
-No.
-Yeah.
1150
00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:01,081
Wait, so you're both...?
1151
00:48:02,049 --> 00:48:03,852
Yeah, I'm gay, too.
1152
00:48:03,917 --> 00:48:05,419
I know. Yeah.
1153
00:48:05,486 --> 00:48:07,622
Yeah, it happens.
1154
00:48:07,689 --> 00:48:09,056
Yeah. That's kind of crazy.
1155
00:48:09,123 --> 00:48:10,991
More proof
of the gay gene thing.
1156
00:48:11,058 --> 00:48:12,192
Yeah. True.
1157
00:48:12,259 --> 00:48:15,162
I'm also her Best Man.
1158
00:48:15,229 --> 00:48:18,298
Man, yeah. Funny.
Wait. But that's fun.
1159
00:48:18,365 --> 00:48:19,601
That's so cool.
1160
00:48:19,667 --> 00:48:21,603
It's kind of like being,
like, famous a little bit.
1161
00:48:21,669 --> 00:48:23,036
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
1162
00:48:23,103 --> 00:48:24,304
-But not Kim famous.
-Right, right.
1163
00:48:24,371 --> 00:48:25,807
-Like Kourtney.
-Like Kourtney.
1164
00:48:25,874 --> 00:48:28,041
Ah! Shut the fuck up, bitch!
1165
00:48:28,108 --> 00:48:30,944
My God, yes!
1166
00:48:31,011 --> 00:48:32,514
My God. I love you.
1167
00:48:32,580 --> 00:48:34,516
We should be, like,
besties or something.
1168
00:48:34,582 --> 00:48:35,949
Hey. I could use one.
1169
00:48:36,016 --> 00:48:38,152
We'll hang out.
Oh, my God.
1170
00:48:38,218 --> 00:48:39,987
-What?
-You can be Rupert Everett,
1171
00:48:40,053 --> 00:48:41,955
and I can be Julia Roberts.
1172
00:48:43,023 --> 00:48:44,659
Who the fuck
is Rupert Everett?
1173
00:48:44,726 --> 00:48:47,261
Oh, my God. Why doesn't anyone
know what anything is?
1174
00:48:47,327 --> 00:48:49,864
He's like
the original OG gay.
1175
00:48:49,930 --> 00:48:51,733
O... Okay.
1176
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:54,869
Rupert Everett is the gay
best friend to Julia Roberts
1177
00:48:54,935 --> 00:48:56,336
in My Best Friend's Wedding.
1178
00:48:56,403 --> 00:48:58,238
And Julia Roberts
goes to this wedding,
1179
00:48:58,305 --> 00:49:00,207
and she, like, almost destroys
the entire wedding,
1180
00:49:00,274 --> 00:49:03,410
and he comes at the end
and shows up to save her.
1181
00:49:03,477 --> 00:49:04,679
Mm.
1182
00:49:04,746 --> 00:49:05,713
All right.
1183
00:49:06,848 --> 00:49:11,719
You know, I do love when
Miss Julia serves "cunt," honey.
1184
00:49:11,786 --> 00:49:15,255
Oh, my God, no. "Cunt" is
like a... like a compliment now.
1185
00:49:15,322 --> 00:49:17,357
-It is?
-Yes. It's like, um...
1186
00:49:17,424 --> 00:49:20,260
-Jesus, not when I was young.
-"Cunt" is like, um...
1187
00:49:20,327 --> 00:49:22,362
Like serving sickening,
1188
00:49:22,429 --> 00:49:23,698
undeniably,
1189
00:49:23,765 --> 00:49:25,132
femme,
1190
00:49:25,199 --> 00:49:26,601
and fierce...
1191
00:49:26,668 --> 00:49:28,168
You, right now.
1192
00:49:28,235 --> 00:49:29,871
-Seriously?
-Yes, ma'am.
1193
00:49:29,938 --> 00:49:32,339
- Cunt.
- Serving cunt.
1194
00:49:32,406 --> 00:49:34,909
- Cunt!
- Serving cunt.
1195
00:49:34,975 --> 00:49:36,644
You know what I mean?
1196
00:49:36,711 --> 00:49:37,978
You know what I mean.
1197
00:49:38,045 --> 00:49:40,648
Wait. I'm Lauren, by the way.
1198
00:49:40,715 --> 00:49:41,883
Hi, I'm Todd.
1199
00:49:41,950 --> 00:49:43,651
Hi. Nice to meet you.
1200
00:49:43,718 --> 00:49:44,985
Nice to meet you.
1201
00:51:13,206 --> 00:51:14,642
Just give me a second.
1202
00:52:09,797 --> 00:52:11,164
You look so pretty.
1203
00:52:11,231 --> 00:52:12,734
Oh, thanks.
1204
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:14,802
I'm, uh, yeah,
I'm going to a wedding.
1205
00:52:14,869 --> 00:52:15,903
All dressed up.
1206
00:52:15,970 --> 00:52:17,639
Is that gonna be okay for you?
1207
00:52:17,705 --> 00:52:20,108
Yeah, no, I'm fine.
I'm just, um...
1208
00:52:20,173 --> 00:52:21,341
Just miss my little girl.
1209
00:52:21,408 --> 00:52:23,978
Could I maybe say a quick hi?
1210
00:52:24,045 --> 00:52:25,345
Oh, sure. I'll go get her.
1211
00:52:25,412 --> 00:52:27,347
- Okay.
- Luce?
1212
00:52:27,414 --> 00:52:28,783
Grandma, I found a kitten.
1213
00:52:28,850 --> 00:52:30,785
It's so cute.
1214
00:52:30,852 --> 00:52:32,053
What's going on?
1215
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:35,590
Lucy has found
a stray kitten in the backyard
1216
00:52:35,657 --> 00:52:38,358
and Chase just told her
she can take it home with her.
1217
00:52:38,425 --> 00:52:40,193
- Oh it's so cute.
- Oh, a kitten?
1218
00:52:40,260 --> 00:52:41,729
Get off the phone
Lucy wants you to see this.
1219
00:52:41,796 --> 00:52:44,331
Yeah. Well, um...
That's cool.
1220
00:52:44,398 --> 00:52:46,801
Listen.
Can we call you back?
1221
00:52:46,868 --> 00:52:50,505
I'm not gonna get this kid
away from that kitten.
1222
00:52:50,571 --> 00:52:52,974
Okay, yeah.
No, no, of course.
1223
00:52:53,041 --> 00:52:54,542
All right. Bye, Sweetheart.
1224
00:52:54,609 --> 00:52:55,610
Bye.
1225
00:53:00,380 --> 00:53:01,683
You look nice.
1226
00:53:01,749 --> 00:53:03,183
Well, so do you.
1227
00:53:03,250 --> 00:53:04,451
Thanks.
1228
00:53:05,953 --> 00:53:08,288
Can you help me with this?
1229
00:53:08,355 --> 00:53:10,725
Oh, yeah,
come over to the mirror.
1230
00:53:13,127 --> 00:53:14,361
Was that your mom?
1231
00:53:14,428 --> 00:53:16,731
Actually, it was my...
1232
00:53:16,798 --> 00:53:19,000
ex mother-in-law.
1233
00:53:19,067 --> 00:53:21,268
but we're close. I mean...
1234
00:53:21,334 --> 00:53:23,738
We still are.
1235
00:53:23,805 --> 00:53:25,205
-Sweet.
-Yeah.
1236
00:53:25,272 --> 00:53:26,473
I wanted to say hi to Lucy.
1237
00:53:26,541 --> 00:53:28,810
She's with her this
weekend but...
1238
00:53:28,876 --> 00:53:31,612
she's too excited
about a new kitten, I guess.
1239
00:53:31,679 --> 00:53:33,848
-Oh, that's cute.
-Mm, It's great.
1240
00:53:33,915 --> 00:53:36,050
She's never gonna wanna come
to my house again.
1241
00:53:36,117 --> 00:53:37,652
What do you mean?
1242
00:53:38,119 --> 00:53:40,888
She's gonna wanna go to her
Dad's and be with that kitty.
1243
00:53:40,955 --> 00:53:43,290
Well, you could get one too.
1244
00:53:43,356 --> 00:53:44,926
No, I can't.
1245
00:53:44,992 --> 00:53:46,794
I already have a cat.
1246
00:53:46,861 --> 00:53:48,462
A sweet old cranky cat.
1247
00:53:48,529 --> 00:53:50,464
She doesn't want
any new friends.
1248
00:53:50,531 --> 00:53:54,135
Well, lucky for you,
kittens grow up fast.
1249
00:53:54,202 --> 00:53:55,870
Be old and fat in no time.
1250
00:53:57,705 --> 00:53:59,040
Yeah.
1251
00:53:59,107 --> 00:54:00,240
Yeah, you're right.
1252
00:54:00,307 --> 00:54:01,909
-Let's boogie.
-Okay.
1253
00:54:43,918 --> 00:54:46,687
We use the word Holy Matrimony
to signify the depth
1254
00:54:46,754 --> 00:54:48,488
of this lifelong commitment.
1255
00:54:48,556 --> 00:54:50,558
The divine promise that
no matter what
1256
00:54:50,625 --> 00:54:52,292
you'll be there for each other
1257
00:54:52,359 --> 00:54:55,362
for better or for worse.
1258
00:55:49,449 --> 00:55:51,018
...out of your mind ?
1259
00:55:51,085 --> 00:55:53,254
Show unity.
It'll be fun.
1260
00:55:53,321 --> 00:55:54,989
Fun? Toasting my...
1261
00:55:55,056 --> 00:55:57,024
only daughter with you
is gonna be fun?
1262
00:55:57,592 --> 00:55:59,459
- Why are you angry?
- Oh, come on.
1263
00:56:06,267 --> 00:56:07,500
He's not coming.
1264
00:56:08,269 --> 00:56:09,770
Gabe is not coming.
1265
00:56:09,837 --> 00:56:11,505
-That's just really awkward.
-He's not coming.
1266
00:56:11,572 --> 00:56:13,507
That's really awkward.
1267
00:56:16,711 --> 00:56:18,145
And I like how they
matched
1268
00:56:18,212 --> 00:56:19,513
the bow with the tie...
1269
00:56:20,948 --> 00:56:22,516
You have such a beautiful
voice...
1270
00:56:22,583 --> 00:56:24,051
Oh, no, no, no, no.
1271
00:56:24,118 --> 00:56:25,119
Sorry, sorry.
1272
00:56:26,254 --> 00:56:27,722
Can you, um,
1273
00:56:27,788 --> 00:56:30,191
just get me
a glass of Diet Coke, no ice?
1274
00:56:30,258 --> 00:56:31,491
Just keep it coming all night.
1275
00:56:31,559 --> 00:56:32,860
-Of course.
-Okay.
1276
00:56:32,927 --> 00:56:34,362
My name is Mike
if you need anything else.
1277
00:56:34,427 --> 00:56:35,630
Thanks, Mike.
1278
00:56:38,498 --> 00:56:40,902
Oh, my God, Mike!
That was so funny!
1279
00:56:42,003 --> 00:56:43,237
Sorry, did you need me?
1280
00:56:43,304 --> 00:56:44,705
I'm not quite there yet.
1281
00:56:44,772 --> 00:56:46,607
Let's just start with
the drink.
1282
00:56:46,674 --> 00:56:48,376
-Thanks, Mike.
-You got it.
1283
00:56:48,441 --> 00:56:49,977
- Hey.
- Hi.
1284
00:56:50,044 --> 00:56:51,812
Jus checking out.
See how you guys are doing.
1285
00:56:51,879 --> 00:56:53,848
We're so good.
We're having a blast!
1286
00:56:53,915 --> 00:56:55,583
You gonna come over
here and slum it
1287
00:56:55,650 --> 00:56:57,885
with the rest of us
regular, degular guests?
1288
00:56:58,886 --> 00:57:00,588
Way to save the day, Sean.
1289
00:57:00,655 --> 00:57:02,590
It was a really beautiful
ceremony.
1290
00:57:02,657 --> 00:57:04,125
-I agree. I agree.
-Hey
1291
00:57:04,191 --> 00:57:05,559
-Sean.
-Hey.
1292
00:57:05,626 --> 00:57:07,427
We need you back
for the wedding party pics.
1293
00:57:07,494 --> 00:57:08,729
Okay. Okay, cool.
1294
00:57:08,796 --> 00:57:09,931
I'll see you guys
in a little bit!
1295
00:57:09,997 --> 00:57:11,766
-Yeah.
-Save me a dance.
1296
00:57:11,832 --> 00:57:13,466
- Yeah!
- All right.
1297
00:57:13,534 --> 00:57:15,736
- And look for shots, my man.
- -Yeah.
1298
00:57:17,138 --> 00:57:18,239
Hello, beautiful.
1299
00:57:19,140 --> 00:57:21,142
Before you say anything,
I have a question for you
1300
00:57:21,208 --> 00:57:24,078
that might change the trajectory
of both our lives.
1301
00:57:24,679 --> 00:57:26,681
Does this seat
have my name on it?
1302
00:57:28,349 --> 00:57:30,785
-Are you Rick?
-I am Rick! Hi.
1303
00:57:30,851 --> 00:57:32,620
- Hi.
- How are you?
1304
00:57:32,687 --> 00:57:34,889
-I'm Lauren.
-No, I know who you are.
1305
00:57:34,956 --> 00:57:37,391
Yeah, Marie and Justine
told me all about you.
1306
00:57:37,490 --> 00:57:38,793
And your new
Hot to Trot status.
1307
00:57:39,327 --> 00:57:41,461
Wow. I haven't heard that
phrase in a minute.
1308
00:57:41,529 --> 00:57:43,831
Yeah, Hot to Trot. Well, they
were right about the hot.
1309
00:57:43,898 --> 00:57:48,636
And now I'm just curious
about the "twot." The Trot.
1310
00:57:48,703 --> 00:57:51,539
You know, the people
want to know, where is--
1311
00:57:51,605 --> 00:57:52,940
Show us The Trot.
1312
00:57:55,710 --> 00:57:57,411
I'm kidding, of course.
1313
00:57:57,477 --> 00:57:59,313
I'm joking with you.
I like to kid.
1314
00:57:59,380 --> 00:58:01,148
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
1315
00:58:01,215 --> 00:58:03,351
So, um, how do you know
1316
00:58:03,417 --> 00:58:04,885
uh, Justine and Maria?
1317
00:58:04,952 --> 00:58:06,620
Well, that's
an interesting story.
1318
00:58:06,687 --> 00:58:09,056
Maria's parents
hired me for her tenth birthday
1319
00:58:09,123 --> 00:58:11,792
when I was just
a up-and-coming magician.
1320
00:58:11,859 --> 00:58:14,295
Yeah. And I was just
trying to, you know,
1321
00:58:14,362 --> 00:58:16,464
supplement some of my income
to pay the rent.
1322
00:58:16,530 --> 00:58:17,999
-So...
-Nice.
1323
00:58:18,065 --> 00:58:19,433
Then we became friends
and I became their manny.
1324
00:58:19,499 --> 00:58:20,534
-So...
-Oh.
1325
00:58:20,601 --> 00:58:21,635
Then cut to ten years later,
1326
00:58:21,702 --> 00:58:24,271
I am a professional magician.
1327
00:58:24,338 --> 00:58:25,673
-I pay my rent...
-Really?
1328
00:58:25,740 --> 00:58:27,608
...with my magic tricks,
1329
00:58:27,675 --> 00:58:29,176
-believe it or not.
-Oh, that's really...
That's kind of cool.
1330
00:58:29,243 --> 00:58:31,679
Yeah, so I guess now
I'm just the, um--
1331
00:58:31,746 --> 00:58:33,614
I guess I'm just
the hot uncle.
1332
00:58:33,681 --> 00:58:36,350
I guess so.
So you make a living?
1333
00:58:36,417 --> 00:58:37,852
Indeed d-do.
1334
00:58:37,918 --> 00:58:41,122
Yes. Yeah.
I work at Castle Magique,
1335
00:58:41,188 --> 00:58:43,891
and I headline there
Mondays and Tuesday nights
1336
00:58:43,958 --> 00:58:45,693
which tend to be their
popular nights.
1337
00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:47,061
-Really?
-Yeah.
1338
00:58:47,128 --> 00:58:48,763
Wait, that's the place
on Fairfax, right?
1339
00:58:48,829 --> 00:58:50,164
The one and only.
1340
00:58:50,231 --> 00:58:51,565
Yeah, I drive by it
all the time.
1341
00:58:51,632 --> 00:58:52,867
-Oh, really?
-I've never been.
1342
00:58:52,933 --> 00:58:54,101
Really?
1343
00:58:54,168 --> 00:58:56,337
Well, it's a very cool,
very private club.
1344
00:58:56,404 --> 00:58:59,340
You have to be a member
or know one.
1345
00:58:59,407 --> 00:59:01,375
Wow.
1346
00:59:01,442 --> 00:59:03,544
-And now you do.
-Yeah.
1347
00:59:06,347 --> 00:59:08,115
Oh.
Oh. Wow.
1348
00:59:08,182 --> 00:59:09,283
That's, um...
1349
00:59:09,350 --> 00:59:11,552
That's a great card.
1350
00:59:11,619 --> 00:59:13,621
You know,
a lot of people think
1351
00:59:13,687 --> 00:59:15,222
magic is a joke.
1352
00:59:15,289 --> 00:59:16,891
My guess is...
1353
00:59:16,957 --> 00:59:19,126
they haven't experienced
it firsthand.
1354
00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:21,530
You have something
behind your ear.
1355
00:59:21,595 --> 00:59:23,364
-Hmm?
-Yeah.
1356
00:59:24,698 --> 00:59:26,067
Wait, what?
1357
00:59:26,133 --> 00:59:27,134
It's a flower.
1358
00:59:27,201 --> 00:59:29,637
-Prest-O Change-O.
-That was fun!
1359
00:59:29,703 --> 00:59:31,572
That was fun.
1360
00:59:31,639 --> 00:59:32,907
I'm gonna do another magic
trick for you.
1361
00:59:32,973 --> 00:59:34,642
-Really?
-I'm going to change this guy
1362
00:59:34,708 --> 00:59:36,610
into somebody
who's not into you.
1363
00:59:36,677 --> 00:59:38,746
Uh, Prest-O Change-O.
It's not working.
1364
00:59:38,813 --> 00:59:41,148
My magic's not working.
I'm still into you.
1365
00:59:43,050 --> 00:59:44,919
Oh, they're doing speeches.
1366
00:59:46,555 --> 00:59:48,622
Hi. Hi, everybody.
1367
00:59:48,689 --> 00:59:50,458
My name is Esther.
1368
00:59:50,525 --> 00:59:52,693
I'm Maria's Person of Honor.
1369
00:59:52,760 --> 00:59:54,995
Her VIP, if you will
1370
00:59:55,062 --> 00:59:57,566
I have known Maria
for a very long time.
1371
00:59:59,767 --> 01:00:01,836
She is somebody who has
1372
01:00:01,902 --> 01:00:03,971
always understood me,
1373
01:00:05,339 --> 01:00:07,241
has never judged me.
1374
01:00:07,308 --> 01:00:10,711
And with Maria,
I have never once
1375
01:00:11,345 --> 01:00:13,180
needed to explain myself.
1376
01:00:17,586 --> 01:00:19,588
I'm not losing a sister.
1377
01:00:19,653 --> 01:00:21,255
I'm actually
gaining another one.
1378
01:00:21,322 --> 01:00:24,024
One who will let me put
makeup on her face,
1379
01:00:24,091 --> 01:00:25,693
finally, right?
1380
01:00:34,201 --> 01:00:38,305
I love you so much,
my baby girl.
1381
01:00:38,372 --> 01:00:40,307
And my new baby girl.
1382
01:00:41,108 --> 01:00:42,977
And now I want some
new babies.
1383
01:00:46,847 --> 01:00:48,749
Okay, first of all,
1384
01:00:48,816 --> 01:00:51,285
look at these
beautiful people!
1385
01:00:51,352 --> 01:00:52,953
Oh, no! No!
1386
01:00:53,954 --> 01:00:57,324
I had almost accepted the fact
1387
01:00:57,391 --> 01:00:59,628
that I would never have
a child of my own.
1388
01:00:59,693 --> 01:01:02,463
And now
I'm a bonus dad to two
1389
01:01:02,531 --> 01:01:04,131
beautiful girls.
1390
01:01:04,198 --> 01:01:05,666
To the brides!
1391
01:01:07,401 --> 01:01:08,736
Dave?
1392
01:01:16,277 --> 01:01:19,346
I want to welcome everyone
to what, until very recently,
1393
01:01:19,413 --> 01:01:22,783
was my home.
1394
01:01:22,850 --> 01:01:24,451
- Oh.
- Wait.
1395
01:01:24,519 --> 01:01:28,055
I really-- I should've written
something down.
1396
01:01:28,122 --> 01:01:29,223
Louder!
1397
01:01:29,290 --> 01:01:30,958
Um...
1398
01:01:31,025 --> 01:01:34,529
You know, marriage
gets a bad rap.
1399
01:01:34,596 --> 01:01:37,198
But I'm here to tell you that...
1400
01:01:37,965 --> 01:01:40,167
even with a marriage
that doesn't work,
1401
01:01:40,234 --> 01:01:43,837
something really beautiful
can come out of it.
1402
01:01:44,705 --> 01:01:46,541
And I've been thinking about
1403
01:01:46,608 --> 01:01:49,743
the day that I met Maria.
1404
01:01:49,810 --> 01:01:52,514
They handed her to me. She's
all wrapped up like a burrito
1405
01:01:52,581 --> 01:01:55,449
and she's not crying,
she's like fearless.
1406
01:01:55,517 --> 01:01:59,521
And looking up at me with
those huge, gorgeous eyes,
1407
01:01:59,588 --> 01:02:01,590
like, looking through me.
1408
01:02:02,389 --> 01:02:05,492
And then when she got a little
older, when she'd get fussy,
1409
01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:08,563
I would soothe her with a...
1410
01:02:08,630 --> 01:02:11,432
I'd give her my pinky and she
would suck on it so hard
1411
01:02:11,498 --> 01:02:13,702
that blood would come
out of it.
1412
01:02:13,767 --> 01:02:15,135
It sounds weird but
1413
01:02:15,202 --> 01:02:16,937
I'm just saying she's always
had this...
1414
01:02:17,004 --> 01:02:19,641
this incredible thirst
1415
01:02:19,708 --> 01:02:22,644
for... for life.
1416
01:02:22,711 --> 01:02:25,412
And as her dad,
1417
01:02:26,046 --> 01:02:27,682
you're always scared that
1418
01:02:27,748 --> 01:02:30,719
she's not gonna be able to
find someone to lock eyes with
1419
01:02:30,784 --> 01:02:34,755
who wants her to be as free...
1420
01:02:36,023 --> 01:02:39,026
and as safe...
1421
01:02:41,428 --> 01:02:42,796
as I need her to be.
1422
01:02:43,297 --> 01:02:47,001
And then
I saw her look at Justine,
1423
01:02:48,502 --> 01:02:49,870
and I knew she was home.
1424
01:02:52,072 --> 01:02:54,643
Here's to my
incredible daughter
1425
01:02:54,709 --> 01:02:56,243
and her beautiful bride.
1426
01:02:56,310 --> 01:02:57,378
Bottoms up!
1427
01:03:56,904 --> 01:03:59,306
Hey, you.
1428
01:03:59,373 --> 01:04:00,874
You look beautiful
in that light.
1429
01:04:00,941 --> 01:04:02,409
Ah.
1430
01:04:02,476 --> 01:04:04,111
Thanks.
1431
01:04:04,178 --> 01:04:05,879
What are you doing?
1432
01:04:06,681 --> 01:04:07,948
I just...
1433
01:04:08,015 --> 01:04:10,652
needed to get away
a little bit.
1434
01:04:10,719 --> 01:04:11,885
-You know...
-Yeah.
1435
01:04:11,952 --> 01:04:13,253
Crowds.
1436
01:04:13,320 --> 01:04:14,689
Weddings can be
overwhelming for sure.
1437
01:04:14,756 --> 01:04:16,056
Yes, they can.
1438
01:04:16,123 --> 01:04:17,592
Yes, they can.
1439
01:04:19,126 --> 01:04:20,994
I'd love to apologize to you.
1440
01:04:21,061 --> 01:04:23,197
For what?
1441
01:04:23,263 --> 01:04:24,298
Well...
1442
01:04:26,500 --> 01:04:29,503
I feel like I was dominating
the conversation back there.
1443
01:04:29,571 --> 01:04:31,472
You know, when I'm around
a beautiful woman...
1444
01:04:31,539 --> 01:04:35,175
- ...I get a little nervous
and, ah...
1445
01:04:35,242 --> 01:04:37,945
and when I do,
I talk about magic a lot.
1446
01:04:38,011 --> 01:04:39,413
And I am sorry.
1447
01:04:39,480 --> 01:04:42,082
-You're charming.
-Oh, thank you.
1448
01:04:42,149 --> 01:04:44,552
Yeah,
lovely dinner companion.
1449
01:04:44,619 --> 01:04:47,020
Thank you so much
I appreciate that.
1450
01:04:48,322 --> 01:04:50,090
Anyway,
you look beautiful.
1451
01:04:50,891 --> 01:04:52,926
-I was...
-Thanks.
1452
01:04:52,993 --> 01:04:54,228
...thinking...
1453
01:04:56,798 --> 01:04:58,298
No, it's... it's...
1454
01:04:59,768 --> 01:05:01,068
What?
1455
01:05:01,135 --> 01:05:02,469
-It's dumb.
-What?
1456
01:05:02,537 --> 01:05:05,038
-It's stupid.
-No, tell me.
1457
01:05:06,273 --> 01:05:07,274
Well...
1458
01:05:08,810 --> 01:05:09,943
we're at a wedding...
1459
01:05:10,377 --> 01:05:13,947
for two adults
and we're single
1460
01:05:23,457 --> 01:05:24,759
Why not?
1461
01:05:25,993 --> 01:05:27,829
-Why not?
-Why not?
1462
01:05:29,363 --> 01:05:30,364
Okay.
1463
01:05:43,377 --> 01:05:44,378
Ow.
1464
01:05:46,079 --> 01:05:47,414
You like that?
1465
01:05:47,849 --> 01:05:50,951
Um...
That? No, no.
1466
01:05:51,753 --> 01:05:54,221
Oh.
1467
01:05:54,288 --> 01:05:56,256
Little pumpkin pie doesn't
like to get
1468
01:05:56,323 --> 01:05:58,526
slapped in the face, does she?
1469
01:05:58,593 --> 01:05:59,993
No
1470
01:06:00,060 --> 01:06:02,429
-You-- You don't like that?
-No.
1471
01:06:02,496 --> 01:06:05,466
-No, no. Yeah. No.
-Oh, I'm sorry.
1472
01:06:05,533 --> 01:06:06,768
I...
1473
01:06:07,167 --> 01:06:09,002
Do you want me to be sweet?
I can be sweet.
1474
01:06:10,538 --> 01:06:13,675
-No.
-Okay, I know you want
to dominate.
1475
01:06:13,741 --> 01:06:15,844
Okay, so give it back to me.
1476
01:06:15,910 --> 01:06:17,344
-No, I don't...
-I can take it.
1477
01:06:17,411 --> 01:06:18,746
-I don't want to dominate.
-You can give it to me,
1478
01:06:18,813 --> 01:06:20,414
and I can take it.
1479
01:06:20,481 --> 01:06:22,015
-Come on, just hit me
-No, I don't want to hit you.
1480
01:06:22,082 --> 01:06:23,618
Hit me and it'll be fine
just hit me.
1481
01:06:23,685 --> 01:06:25,419
-No!
-Ow! Fuck!
1482
01:06:43,270 --> 01:06:44,973
Sorry, I was trying
to get away from this guy.
1483
01:06:45,038 --> 01:06:46,608
I think I lost him.
1484
01:06:46,674 --> 01:06:47,675
Sorry.
1485
01:06:50,912 --> 01:06:52,412
Your toast was...
1486
01:06:52,479 --> 01:06:53,948
it was great...
1487
01:06:54,014 --> 01:06:55,482
It was really great.
1488
01:06:55,550 --> 01:06:56,684
Thanks.
1489
01:06:56,751 --> 01:06:58,118
It was hard to share...
1490
01:06:59,453 --> 01:07:01,355
your kid with someone else.
1491
01:07:01,421 --> 01:07:03,758
Yeah. Yeah, it sucks.
1492
01:07:07,127 --> 01:07:08,362
Chuck is really funny.
1493
01:07:08,428 --> 01:07:10,030
My gosh,
what a character!
1494
01:07:10,097 --> 01:07:11,164
Yeah.
1495
01:07:11,231 --> 01:07:12,600
Chuck's a hoot.
1496
01:07:26,079 --> 01:07:28,348
Miss Julia...
1497
01:07:28,415 --> 01:07:31,485
-What are we doing over here?
-No...
1498
01:07:32,887 --> 01:07:35,657
I think we need to go dance.
1499
01:07:37,090 --> 01:07:39,527
Now!
1500
01:08:02,115 --> 01:08:03,751
Oh, fuck!
1501
01:08:31,378 --> 01:08:34,481
Those are some crazy ass moves
out there, girl.
1502
01:08:34,549 --> 01:08:36,483
Two shots of Tequila please.
Thank you.
1503
01:08:36,551 --> 01:08:38,753
God, how did you move
your leg like that?
1504
01:08:38,820 --> 01:08:40,220
Crazy.
1505
01:08:40,287 --> 01:08:41,321
That was a little nuts.
1506
01:08:41,388 --> 01:08:42,957
Yeah.
1507
01:08:43,024 --> 01:08:44,559
Thank you.
1508
01:08:44,626 --> 01:08:46,027
-Thank you, babe.
-You're welcome.
1509
01:08:46,094 --> 01:08:47,294
Mmm...
1510
01:08:50,263 --> 01:08:51,899
Oh, my God. Uh...
1511
01:08:55,069 --> 01:08:56,436
Yeah?
1512
01:08:56,503 --> 01:08:57,505
Um...
1513
01:08:59,941 --> 01:09:01,576
You ever done a body shot.
1514
01:09:01,643 --> 01:09:03,210
-Fuck yeah.
-All right, let's do it.
1515
01:09:03,276 --> 01:09:05,212
-Let's do it.
-Let's do it. You do it.
1516
01:09:05,278 --> 01:09:07,048
-...of me.
-Okay.
1517
01:09:13,655 --> 01:09:15,556
Who's next?
1518
01:09:15,623 --> 01:09:16,958
Are you doing
body shots?
1519
01:09:17,025 --> 01:09:18,291
Yes, you are!
1520
01:09:25,533 --> 01:09:26,634
Whoo!
1521
01:09:28,102 --> 01:09:29,704
Rick wants a little lick.
1522
01:09:29,771 --> 01:09:32,239
Rick wants a little lick.
Rick wants a little lick.
1523
01:09:43,551 --> 01:09:44,552
Oh, no!
1524
01:09:57,899 --> 01:09:58,900
Ow.
1525
01:09:59,967 --> 01:10:01,035
-Ow!
-Oh my gosh.
1526
01:10:01,102 --> 01:10:02,302
My arm.
1527
01:10:02,369 --> 01:10:03,503
-Ouch.
-Oh.
1528
01:10:03,571 --> 01:10:05,673
-Are you okay?
-Yeah.
1529
01:10:05,740 --> 01:10:06,574
My ankle.
1530
01:10:06,641 --> 01:10:08,710
- Okay.
- Sorry.
1531
01:10:08,776 --> 01:10:09,877
Ah.
1532
01:10:13,380 --> 01:10:14,615
I'm sorry.
1533
01:10:14,682 --> 01:10:16,617
- It's okay.
- I'm so sorry.
1534
01:10:16,684 --> 01:10:19,020
- It's okay.
- Oh.
1535
01:10:19,087 --> 01:10:20,521
My cake!
1536
01:10:20,588 --> 01:10:21,989
It's not,
it's okay.
1537
01:10:22,056 --> 01:10:23,223
Can we go?
1538
01:10:23,290 --> 01:10:24,726
It's okay.
1539
01:10:24,792 --> 01:10:26,293
Like now?
1540
01:10:26,359 --> 01:10:28,162
Yeah, like now!
1541
01:10:28,228 --> 01:10:29,764
Are you kidding me?
1542
01:10:30,263 --> 01:10:31,833
-Fuck you!
-Oh.
1543
01:10:32,734 --> 01:10:35,036
No, seriously,
fuck you!
1544
01:10:35,570 --> 01:10:38,039
You asked me to come
to this wedding with you
1545
01:10:38,106 --> 01:10:41,308
and then you just abandoned me
the second we got here.
1546
01:10:41,374 --> 01:10:42,710
That's right!
1547
01:10:42,777 --> 01:10:44,244
That's right!
We came--
1548
01:10:44,311 --> 01:10:46,413
Put your fucking phone down!
1549
01:10:46,981 --> 01:10:48,883
We came here together!
1550
01:10:49,517 --> 01:10:51,318
Okay, and I don't care...
1551
01:10:51,384 --> 01:10:53,386
I know it.
He looks like he's 12,
1552
01:10:53,453 --> 01:10:55,223
and I look like
I could be his mother.
1553
01:10:55,288 --> 01:10:57,491
but if he was a woman
and I was a man,
1554
01:10:57,558 --> 01:10:59,660
nobody would care.
1555
01:10:59,727 --> 01:11:01,328
You...
1556
01:11:01,394 --> 01:11:04,031
pinky promised me
that you would stay with me
this weekend
1557
01:11:04,098 --> 01:11:06,667
because you knew
this was gonna be hard for me
1558
01:11:06,734 --> 01:11:08,603
and you broke it
because you wanted
1559
01:11:08,669 --> 01:11:11,338
to hang out with hot Coco!
1560
01:11:16,110 --> 01:11:17,912
Lucy's right.
1561
01:11:17,979 --> 01:11:19,279
Everybody leaves.
1562
01:11:19,346 --> 01:11:21,381
Everybody leaves.
1563
01:11:24,384 --> 01:11:25,753
You know what?
1564
01:11:27,955 --> 01:11:29,422
Let's get out of here.
1565
01:11:38,933 --> 01:11:40,201
Sorry about the smoking.
1566
01:11:40,268 --> 01:11:42,937
Oh, no, fuck it.
Doesn't bother me.
1567
01:11:43,004 --> 01:11:44,572
Really.
1568
01:11:44,639 --> 01:11:45,940
I don't think the...
1569
01:11:46,007 --> 01:11:48,042
science is in
on cigarettes yet.
1570
01:11:48,109 --> 01:11:49,710
Is it?
1571
01:11:51,846 --> 01:11:53,915
You know what,
it tastes like shit anyway.
1572
01:11:53,981 --> 01:11:55,116
I'm done.
1573
01:11:55,183 --> 01:11:56,984
Done, done, done, done, done.
1574
01:11:58,252 --> 01:11:59,452
Hm.
1575
01:12:04,258 --> 01:12:05,458
Why did you help me?
1576
01:12:07,494 --> 01:12:09,630
-Why'd I help you?
-Yeah.
1577
01:12:09,697 --> 01:12:12,099
I don't know. You were...
1578
01:12:12,166 --> 01:12:13,568
You were covered
1579
01:12:13,634 --> 01:12:15,502
with wedding cake
and you were kind of...
1580
01:12:15,570 --> 01:12:17,337
humiliating yourself...
1581
01:12:17,404 --> 01:12:19,106
-Oh, thanks.
-...publicly in a big way.
1582
01:12:19,173 --> 01:12:20,675
Oh, my...
1583
01:12:20,741 --> 01:12:22,810
No, it looked like
you could use a hand.
1584
01:12:22,877 --> 01:12:24,779
I didn't know you might
break it.
1585
01:12:24,846 --> 01:12:27,048
Oh, my gosh. I'm sorry, okay?
1586
01:12:27,114 --> 01:12:28,316
I am sorry.
1587
01:12:28,381 --> 01:12:30,383
No, it's okay. I heal quick.
1588
01:12:33,054 --> 01:12:34,055
Ahh.
1589
01:12:36,257 --> 01:12:40,027
But it did seem like that kid
was being kind of an asshole.
1590
01:12:40,094 --> 01:12:41,095
Yeah, he was.
1591
01:12:41,162 --> 01:12:42,697
I mean, I don't know.
1592
01:12:42,763 --> 01:12:44,966
He was just being
a normal kid. You know?
1593
01:12:45,032 --> 01:12:48,069
A wedding,
getting drunk, hooking up.
1594
01:12:48,870 --> 01:12:50,972
Isn't that kind of what
you were doing?
1595
01:12:55,442 --> 01:12:57,278
-Am I crazy?
-No!
1596
01:12:57,345 --> 01:12:58,880
I'm crazy.
1597
01:13:00,815 --> 01:13:02,516
-Yeah, with the...
-No, you're right.
1598
01:13:02,583 --> 01:13:03,985
-The shots.
-Yup, no, stop.
1599
01:13:04,051 --> 01:13:05,152
You're right.
1600
01:13:05,219 --> 01:13:06,721
-Proclamation.
-Stop!
1601
01:13:06,787 --> 01:13:07,989
Stop.
1602
01:13:08,055 --> 01:13:10,892
Yes. I am a 50-year-old
sober woman behaving
1603
01:13:10,958 --> 01:13:14,528
like a 25-year-old
drunk bridesmaid.
1604
01:13:14,595 --> 01:13:16,130
Wait, you're sober?
1605
01:13:18,199 --> 01:13:19,734
Yeah, yeah, a long time.
1606
01:13:20,167 --> 01:13:21,802
Wow, good for you.
1607
01:13:21,869 --> 01:13:23,838
-Thank you.
-No, that's great.
1608
01:13:23,905 --> 01:13:27,842
I cannot imagine adding
alcohol to this situation.
1609
01:13:30,678 --> 01:13:32,280
Okay, listen,
1610
01:13:32,346 --> 01:13:35,650
I feel compelled to tell you
that I am not crazy, okay?
1611
01:13:35,716 --> 01:13:37,551
I'm not always like this.
1612
01:13:37,618 --> 01:13:39,287
I am very normal
a lot of the time.
1613
01:13:39,353 --> 01:13:41,088
I'm just...
1614
01:13:41,155 --> 01:13:43,858
I'm just not myself lately.
1615
01:13:44,959 --> 01:13:46,594
I get it. Yeah.
1616
01:13:46,661 --> 01:13:48,029
Divorce...
1617
01:13:48,796 --> 01:13:52,133
makes you...
fucking crazy.
1618
01:13:52,199 --> 01:13:53,234
Right?
1619
01:13:53,301 --> 01:13:54,368
-Insane.
-Totally.
1620
01:13:55,369 --> 01:13:57,638
I mean, I could tell Chuck
was making you crazy.
1621
01:13:57,705 --> 01:14:00,608
Yeah, well, Chuck...
1622
01:14:01,776 --> 01:14:03,811
He seems well-intentioned.
1623
01:14:03,878 --> 01:14:05,813
Chuck was our
marital therapist.
1624
01:14:08,282 --> 01:14:09,717
-No.
-Yes.
1625
01:14:09,784 --> 01:14:11,519
Wait, you and Debbie...
1626
01:14:11,585 --> 01:14:13,321
-Yes.
-No.
1627
01:14:13,387 --> 01:14:14,622
-May I repeat?
-No!
1628
01:14:14,689 --> 01:14:16,524
Chuck was our marital
therapist.
1629
01:14:16,590 --> 01:14:18,659
-Oh, my God, oh, my God.
-That's how they met.
1630
01:14:18,726 --> 01:14:20,661
-Yeah.
-That's so gross.
1631
01:14:20,728 --> 01:14:22,296
Well, they're in love.
1632
01:14:22,363 --> 01:14:24,398
-Oh, God, that's disgusting.
-Isn't that sweet?
1633
01:14:24,464 --> 01:14:25,833
-Maria has no idea.
-Oh, my God.
1634
01:14:25,900 --> 01:14:27,168
She doesn't know how they met.
1635
01:14:27,234 --> 01:14:28,836
-Really?
-No.
1636
01:14:28,903 --> 01:14:31,706
Well, no wonder you were
so like grumpy all weekend.
1637
01:14:32,873 --> 01:14:34,875
Was it like totally obvious?
1638
01:14:37,477 --> 01:14:38,946
Shit.
1639
01:14:39,613 --> 01:14:42,016
I hope I didn't ruin
Maria's wedding.
1640
01:14:42,083 --> 01:14:43,217
Oh, no.
1641
01:14:43,284 --> 01:14:44,618
No, don't worry about that.
1642
01:14:44,685 --> 01:14:46,153
-I did that.
-No, you know what?
1643
01:14:46,220 --> 01:14:47,455
We did it together.
1644
01:14:47,521 --> 01:14:49,090
-We did.
-We destroyed it.
1645
01:14:49,156 --> 01:14:50,591
Lovely.
1646
01:14:50,658 --> 01:14:54,462
I'd high five you
but my hand might be broken.
1647
01:14:59,499 --> 01:15:03,871
Now I feel like
I need to inform you
1648
01:15:03,938 --> 01:15:09,744
that I am not always
this raging black hole
1649
01:15:09,810 --> 01:15:12,179
of barely contained darkness.
1650
01:15:12,246 --> 01:15:14,582
I can be a lot of fun.
1651
01:15:14,648 --> 01:15:15,983
-I believe it.
-Yeah.
1652
01:15:16,050 --> 01:15:18,152
I'm having a lot of fun
right now.
1653
01:15:18,219 --> 01:15:21,222
Well, pre-dawn, urgent care,
a couple of broken bones,
1654
01:15:21,288 --> 01:15:22,957
it's my wheelhouse.
1655
01:15:23,591 --> 01:15:25,726
It's my jam.
1656
01:15:25,793 --> 01:15:28,062
What time is it anyway?
1657
01:15:28,129 --> 01:15:29,030
No idea.
1658
01:15:29,096 --> 01:15:32,299
Oh, God,
everything hurts.
1659
01:15:33,167 --> 01:15:34,435
Mmm. It is...
1660
01:15:34,502 --> 01:15:36,103
Oh, my God.
1661
01:15:36,170 --> 01:15:37,038
Who's that?
1662
01:15:37,104 --> 01:15:38,606
-Are those yours?
-Yeah.
1663
01:15:38,672 --> 01:15:40,574
-They're so cute.
-Yeah.
1664
01:15:40,641 --> 01:15:42,209
Bowie and Iggy.
1665
01:15:42,276 --> 01:15:44,412
Bowie and Iggy,
those are cute names.
1666
01:15:44,478 --> 01:15:46,180
-They're the best.
-Aww.
1667
01:15:46,247 --> 01:15:48,082
I know, super cute.
1668
01:15:48,149 --> 01:15:49,750
They hated each other
at first.
1669
01:15:49,817 --> 01:15:51,352
Now they're inseparable.
1670
01:15:51,419 --> 01:15:53,587
Oh, my God, yeah.
1671
01:15:53,654 --> 01:15:55,189
You have a dog and a cat.
1672
01:15:56,323 --> 01:15:57,625
Yeah, why?
1673
01:15:58,559 --> 01:16:00,327
-You're allergic?
-No.
1674
01:16:01,395 --> 01:16:03,597
No, I'm not.
1675
01:16:07,401 --> 01:16:08,869
What?
1676
01:16:10,805 --> 01:16:12,006
It's nothing.
1677
01:16:15,643 --> 01:16:16,911
Shall we?
1678
01:16:17,344 --> 01:16:21,015
Attempt to stand
without further incident?
1679
01:16:35,863 --> 01:16:38,332
-Oh, hey.
-Hey
1680
01:16:39,100 --> 01:16:40,468
Fun night?
1681
01:16:42,069 --> 01:16:43,637
You okay?
1682
01:16:44,672 --> 01:16:46,740
Yeah, I'll be fine.
1683
01:16:46,807 --> 01:16:48,609
Where are you going?
1684
01:16:50,044 --> 01:16:51,045
Home.
1685
01:16:52,446 --> 01:16:54,281
How are you gonna get there?
1686
01:16:54,348 --> 01:16:56,283
I got a ride.
1687
01:16:56,984 --> 01:16:58,018
Okay.
1688
01:16:58,986 --> 01:17:01,021
I'm sorry about last night.
1689
01:17:05,560 --> 01:17:08,062
I'm sorry, too.
It's a wedding.
1690
01:17:10,865 --> 01:17:13,000
-I'll see you in class.
-See you in class.
1691
01:17:30,619 --> 01:17:33,287
Jesus Christ.
1692
01:17:34,488 --> 01:17:35,823
You okay?
1693
01:17:37,024 --> 01:17:38,025
No.
1694
01:17:40,294 --> 01:17:41,295
You will be.
1695
01:17:43,532 --> 01:17:44,732
Ride or die.
1696
01:17:45,833 --> 01:17:47,034
Ride or die.
1697
01:18:12,159 --> 01:18:14,261
But you
made me famous.
1698
01:18:14,328 --> 01:18:15,664
I did?
1699
01:18:15,729 --> 01:18:17,731
Yes, I got like 10,000 new
followers from that video
1700
01:18:17,798 --> 01:18:18,999
of me crying over my cake.
1701
01:18:19,066 --> 01:18:20,734
Yeah, it went viral.
1702
01:18:20,801 --> 01:18:22,803
-Oh, I'm so happy.
-Thank you.
1703
01:18:23,437 --> 01:18:24,438
Oh.
1704
01:18:26,807 --> 01:18:28,042
Lauren.
1705
01:18:29,476 --> 01:18:31,212
You know the...
1706
01:18:31,278 --> 01:18:32,980
little monologue
you're performing tonight?
1707
01:18:33,047 --> 01:18:35,282
A little birdie just
climbed up on my shoulder
1708
01:18:35,349 --> 01:18:38,252
whispered in my ear.
You booked the national.
1709
01:18:39,220 --> 01:18:41,488
- Are you serious?
- I'm always serious.
1710
01:18:41,556 --> 01:18:43,123
Oh, my God!
1711
01:18:43,190 --> 01:18:46,695
-Oh, my God!
-Stop screaming.
1712
01:18:46,794 --> 01:18:49,330
-Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
-Sorry, sorry.
1713
01:18:50,264 --> 01:18:51,265
Places.
1714
01:19:06,780 --> 01:19:07,781
Oh, please, no.
1715
01:19:09,750 --> 01:19:12,853
Let us all begin
by closing our eyes.
1716
01:19:14,255 --> 01:19:17,626
Taking a deep
cleansing breath.
1717
01:19:20,894 --> 01:19:22,763
Ah...
1718
01:19:23,732 --> 01:19:28,002
Welcome to the commercial
intensives final presentation.
1719
01:19:28,869 --> 01:19:32,306
I would say "break a leg"
but you just got out
of the boot.
1720
01:19:32,373 --> 01:19:33,974
Shh.
1721
01:19:34,041 --> 01:19:36,777
Now we have spent months
finding truth together
1722
01:19:36,844 --> 01:19:38,812
in what many consider to be
1723
01:19:38,879 --> 01:19:41,248
the most low rent form
of acting there is.
1724
01:19:41,315 --> 01:19:43,250
The television
commercial.
1725
01:19:43,317 --> 01:19:46,320
But I can tell you
what is not low rent
1726
01:19:46,387 --> 01:19:47,522
The residuals
1727
01:19:47,589 --> 01:19:50,324
that make it possible
to pay your rent.
1728
01:19:51,593 --> 01:19:53,994
And in doing so
1729
01:19:54,061 --> 01:19:56,196
you get 30 seconds
1730
01:19:56,263 --> 01:19:58,365
to do what you love most...
1731
01:19:58,432 --> 01:19:59,500
Acting.
1732
01:20:00,868 --> 01:20:03,571
This may be
inappropriate for children.
1733
01:20:11,746 --> 01:20:13,180
It's a mindset.
1734
01:20:13,748 --> 01:20:15,182
It's an inner strength
1735
01:20:15,249 --> 01:20:17,184
to keep your feet
planted firmly on the ground,
1736
01:20:17,251 --> 01:20:20,487
taking you further
than you ever thought possible.
1737
01:20:20,555 --> 01:20:22,222
The truth is...
1738
01:20:22,289 --> 01:20:24,091
I'm clinically depressed.
1739
01:20:24,158 --> 01:20:26,126
We compare and despair.
1740
01:20:26,193 --> 01:20:28,128
We want what she's got.
1741
01:20:28,195 --> 01:20:30,431
Well, now you can have it
in a lip color.
1742
01:20:30,497 --> 01:20:33,568
Jeans can go anywhere...
with anything.
1743
01:20:34,234 --> 01:20:35,770
They can make you feel like
1744
01:20:35,836 --> 01:20:37,772
whoever you want to feel like.
1745
01:20:37,838 --> 01:20:39,173
When the time is right
1746
01:20:39,239 --> 01:20:41,241
and you want
to smell your best,
1747
01:20:41,308 --> 01:20:44,345
make her hot
by keeping cool.
1748
01:20:45,979 --> 01:20:47,348
Freak out, break out.
1749
01:20:47,414 --> 01:20:50,618
These pimple patch stars
make it easy
1750
01:20:50,685 --> 01:20:52,986
and fashionable
to cover it all.
1751
01:20:53,053 --> 01:20:54,221
You know what prep goes
into prom night?
1752
01:20:54,288 --> 01:20:55,923
It's like mission impossible.
1753
01:20:55,989 --> 01:20:58,025
You gotta have the car,
1754
01:20:58,092 --> 01:20:59,293
the corsage,
1755
01:21:00,227 --> 01:21:01,428
and the perfect scent.
1756
01:21:01,495 --> 01:21:03,163
After menopause
1757
01:21:03,230 --> 01:21:05,734
sex just didn't feel good.
1758
01:21:05,800 --> 01:21:07,468
I felt old and...
1759
01:21:07,535 --> 01:21:10,037
well, dried up.
1760
01:21:10,605 --> 01:21:12,507
There's a solution...
1761
01:21:12,574 --> 01:21:14,108
Aquoxxi.
1762
01:21:14,174 --> 01:21:17,244
It has moisture in the name.
1763
01:21:56,718 --> 01:21:58,385
Hello.
1764
01:22:04,158 --> 01:22:06,628
-Hi.
-You were so good.
1765
01:22:06,694 --> 01:22:07,961
Thank you.
1766
01:22:08,028 --> 01:22:09,029
Oh, God, it was
so embarrassing.
1767
01:22:09,096 --> 01:22:10,464
Lauren.
1768
01:22:10,532 --> 01:22:12,399
Great work in class,
I was very impressed.
1769
01:22:12,466 --> 01:22:14,201
Oh, thanks.
1770
01:22:14,268 --> 01:22:16,571
I thought you hated me.
1771
01:22:16,638 --> 01:22:18,038
Well, I hate everything.
1772
01:22:18,105 --> 01:22:19,574
Oh, I hate everything too.
1773
01:22:19,641 --> 01:22:21,008
-Do you?
-Yeah.
1774
01:22:21,074 --> 01:22:22,376
What was the last thing
you hated?
1775
01:22:22,443 --> 01:22:25,112
Oppenheimer, the movie.
Garbage.
1776
01:22:26,548 --> 01:22:28,982
-Hi.
-Hey.
1777
01:22:29,950 --> 01:22:31,418
-That was amazing.
-Thanks.
1778
01:22:31,485 --> 01:22:34,254
-Look at you dancing...
-I heal quickly.
1779
01:22:34,321 --> 01:22:36,390
Well, you got rid of
your sling.
1780
01:22:36,457 --> 01:22:38,992
Yeah, yeah, it was
just hairline.
1781
01:22:39,059 --> 01:22:40,595
But it was really fun.
1782
01:22:40,662 --> 01:22:42,029
Thanks.
1783
01:22:42,095 --> 01:22:43,898
But you were totally
convincing.
1784
01:22:43,964 --> 01:22:46,066
Yeah, but it's acting.
1785
01:22:46,133 --> 01:22:48,770
I mean, I don't have
that issue.
1786
01:22:49,436 --> 01:22:53,040
I'm just saying that I am
like a monsoon down there.
1787
01:22:53,106 --> 01:22:54,776
Like, so wet.
1788
01:22:58,412 --> 01:23:00,013
Why do I say the dumbest
stuff around you?
1789
01:23:00,080 --> 01:23:01,683
Don't worry.
1790
01:23:01,749 --> 01:23:03,116
I wanna go.
1791
01:23:03,183 --> 01:23:04,719
See you again?
1792
01:23:04,786 --> 01:23:06,987
Absolutely.
1793
01:23:08,255 --> 01:23:10,123
Julie, let's go.
We gotta go.
1794
01:23:10,190 --> 01:23:11,526
How do I touch?
I mean, get in touch.
1795
01:23:11,593 --> 01:23:13,360
-How do I get in?
-Well...
1796
01:23:13,427 --> 01:23:15,295
Well, you can find me
right here.
1797
01:23:15,362 --> 01:23:17,397
This is where I am.
1798
01:23:17,464 --> 01:23:21,168
Say goodbye to the dry
and hello to the moist.
1799
01:23:21,235 --> 01:23:24,304
Mom, Mom, your commercial
just popped up.
1800
01:23:24,371 --> 01:23:27,140
-Come watch it with me.
-It did?
1801
01:23:27,207 --> 01:23:29,076
Oh, my God.
1802
01:23:30,712 --> 01:23:32,346
Constipation, severe muscle
weakness,
1803
01:23:32,412 --> 01:23:34,516
confusion or vision problems.
1804
01:23:34,582 --> 01:23:35,750
AQUOXXI.
1805
01:23:35,817 --> 01:23:37,417
It has moisture in the name.
1806
01:23:37,484 --> 01:23:39,319
-Thank you.
-Good job.
1807
01:23:39,386 --> 01:23:41,789
-And here is your Oscar,
-Ah, Thank you, thank you.
1808
01:23:41,856 --> 01:23:43,190
-For best...
-Oh, goodness.
1809
01:23:43,257 --> 01:23:44,424
-Best actress?
-...commercial.
1810
01:23:44,491 --> 01:23:45,960
-Best commercial.
-And actor.
1811
01:23:46,026 --> 01:23:47,695
I would-- Oh, thank you.
1812
01:23:47,762 --> 01:23:49,162
- I'd like to thank
the Academy for--
1813
01:23:49,229 --> 01:23:50,364
Will you grab that, honey?
1814
01:23:50,430 --> 01:23:51,733
-I'm just gonna...
-Yeah.
1815
01:23:53,400 --> 01:23:54,501
Hey.
1816
01:23:54,569 --> 01:23:56,004
What up, Luce?
1817
01:23:56,069 --> 01:23:57,137
You just missed it.
1818
01:23:57,204 --> 01:23:59,072
My mom was on TV again.
1819
01:23:59,139 --> 01:24:00,708
Again?
1820
01:24:00,775 --> 01:24:02,744
Boy, they're running the crap
out of that thing, huh?
1821
01:24:02,810 --> 01:24:04,012
Cha-ching.
1822
01:24:04,077 --> 01:24:05,345
Hey, look what I brought.
1823
01:24:05,412 --> 01:24:07,916
Super Smash Bros., yay.
1824
01:24:07,982 --> 01:24:10,117
Another person.
1825
01:24:11,619 --> 01:24:13,888
-Hey.
-Hey, cutie, how you doing?
1826
01:24:13,955 --> 01:24:15,355
-Mwah.
-Good.
1827
01:24:15,422 --> 01:24:17,224
Sean brought
Super Smash Bros.
1828
01:24:17,291 --> 01:24:19,594
Wow, that's awesome.
1829
01:24:19,661 --> 01:24:21,328
-How you doing, man?
-I'm doing good.
1830
01:24:21,395 --> 01:24:22,830
Just happy to hang out
with my girl tonight.
1831
01:24:22,897 --> 01:24:24,097
Cool.
1832
01:24:27,969 --> 01:24:29,503
You look amazing.
1833
01:24:31,506 --> 01:24:32,707
Thanks.
1834
01:24:33,775 --> 01:24:37,077
Um, Sweetie, don't let
Sean keep you up late.
1835
01:24:37,144 --> 01:24:39,313
-Bedtime is 9:00.
-Promise.
1836
01:24:39,379 --> 01:24:42,016
-Bedtime is 9:00.
-Yeah, you're in charge, Lucy.
1837
01:24:42,082 --> 01:24:44,451
- 9:00 is fine.
- Okay.
1838
01:24:45,218 --> 01:24:47,220
- 10:00.
- Yeah.
1839
01:24:48,155 --> 01:24:49,691
Come here.
1840
01:24:58,833 --> 01:24:59,968
What?
1841
01:25:00,768 --> 01:25:03,103
I have terrible taste
in women.
1842
01:25:04,338 --> 01:25:06,440
I have terrible taste in men.
1843
01:25:08,175 --> 01:25:09,711
Well, this is gonna be fun.
1844
01:25:16,084 --> 01:25:17,819
Whoa!