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I thought you were going to kill everyone,

but I'll give you another chance.

Try to get rid of it properly.

Try to stop it because it's work.

Could we do that?

No more.

Minus the time.

Get!

No more.

Today is my birthday.

How's the motel treating you? Exactly how you'd expect for 55 bucks a night.

What'd you do for dinner?

I got delivery from the Chinese place.

Can't lose?

Is there another one?

No,

just can't lose.

Have you been to Arnie's place to try his meatloaf?

It's amazing.

Duly noted.

I am Miss June. Please leave a message and I'll circle back when I can.

Hey, it's just me, Ulysses. You know, your husband.

If you don't mind me still calling myself that.

I know we agreed to take some time apart. You need space.

I get it. But I just thought I'd let you know I landed another temporary sheriff

job in a little town called Normal, Minnesota.

Like a lot of small towns, half abandoned.

The other half is nice, though.

People seem friendly enough.

They built themselves a real nice little setup here, considering how hard times

are for most folks in the country right now.

I don't know what their secret is, but I could do with a serving of it.

Anyway, it's just for eight weeks until they elect a new permanent lawman.

My goal is to leave this town just the way I found it.

What's the deal with that jacket? Pretty cool, huh?

I got it to match my chopper.

I didn't know you had one.

Oh, no, I don't. Not yet. I'm just saving up.

I figured I'd start with the jacket.

Well, it's loud.

You mean it's too flashy?

No, I mean it makes noise.

It's literally loud.

And I don't think it's regulation.

Hey, sorry.

No, no, just leave it on. Leave it on. It's cool.

Very cool.

Whoa, 16 .8 million.

Where the hell did this town get that kind of money?

Community really came together on that one?

Yeah, I would say.

Hey there, Kiffner.

There he is.

I can't wait for the parade next week. We all messed up. You're going to love

it. I always wanted to be the parade mascot, but I never got picked.

I'm not bitter, though.

The guys take their bikes pretty seriously here.

My bike's probably going to be a lot like this one.

Geez, Randy, I wish my girlfriend was that dirty.

Have you got a girlfriend, Sheriff?

No, I've got a wife. She's had it with me. Then I'll put an extra sugar in your

coffee. Hey, Tom, how are you? Hey, Mike, this is American content.

Yeah, she can't go and talk to me like this.

I'm going to go put a pot on.

I feel like Sisyphus pushing her wife up a goddamn hill. What's the problem?

Tom's being a goddamn dick. That's the fucking problem. Fuck you.

Oh, just communicate the problem to me. Then who the fuck you're meant to be?

Well, if I'm reading this bad correctly, I'm the sheriff.

No, I'm sure shit didn't go for you. I understand.

You know Sheriff Gunderson died, right?

Last week? This is Ulysses. He's filling in, yeah?

Yeah, I heard something about that. Well?

So you're his replacement.

I'm an interim.

It's like a substitute teacher.

For how long?

So I'm like one of eight.

Oh, the Beatles!

Okay,

well, so Carl keeps parking his goddamn rig in my driveway.

Carl has his own tow trucking company. I live there first. It's my property.

So they have to share a drive.

That fucker's taking 70%. Hang on, hang on!

Look, you want me to drive up there and sort this out with Carl for you?

Finally. Please.

Okay. And the best hell, dear Pronto.

All righty, then I'll retire to my boudoir.

Hey.

How's that bed, Sheriff?

Evening warm for me?

I'm doing my best.

Lecture's in six weeks.

Remember to vote for me. Sure.

Good people, small problems.

And if my instincts tell me something is seriously amiss, well, then I'll get

involved.

But... Yeah, I kind of stopped trusting my instincts.

It's not that I don't care anymore, Penny. It's just life's a lot easier

you care a little less.

Then again, we are who we are.

Nothing to see here.

Yeah, sure.

This is a hell of an army.

Yeah.

Is that C4?

Uh, that it is. Yeah.

Why do you have that?

I don't know.

After 9 -11, Sheriff Gunderson applied for every anti -terrorism grant

available. Yeah? How much did he spend on training?

I should probably get back to the phones.

Well, the door was unlocked.

That's kind of a no -no.

Oh.

Sorry about that.

Every town has its own little quirk.

You can't change them.

The interim job is not to get in the way of them.

I'm like a midwife with a gun.

Helping them transition smoothly.

Damn it.

Hey!

Like the way you love it.

Hey, Sheriff.

Welcome to my place. Oh, you're Ernie? Yeah, just like my dad and my granddad

before me. Oh, yeah.

Tell me, what's the story with the decor?

My granddad started collecting them after the war, and he didn't stop till

day he died.

Any of them loaded?

Wouldn't be much fun if they weren't loaded.

So what can I get you?

I heard good things about the meatloaf. Sure, so now.

You got to try the pie before you leave town.

Dropping temperatures. Snow is much more likely, making this our first big

winter storm of the season.

Fucking weather.

Fucking Minnesota.

Say cheese.

What's going on, officer?

I think Moose just stole your paint.

It is going to be a busy day today.

I wanted to get your stamp of approval on the parade route.

Okay. There is an intersection that I think are just a real hornet's nest.

And, of course, first we have the celebration of life at the sheriff's.

Former sheriff, that is.

But you don't have to worry about saying anything because the mayor can take

care of that and there will be food.

It is a potluck, so it should be fun.

All right.

Anyone available?

Most of my time is spent on shenanigans, low -stakes stuff.

I get to say nothing to see here over and over all day.

Separate. Separate.

Mike, I need you to escort old Clayton here from the premises and arrest him.

For what? For being a sumbitch.

Sumbitch? More like thrifty.

Amazon's got these damn near 30 % off. Okay, to be fair, Mr.

Dax, it seems like a fair price. That's not helpful. Oh, the customer's always

right when he's trying to bankrupt the shop. No, no, calm down. Calm down,

Sheriff. I will be damned if I don't have some money.

We just want to bring the temperature down a little bit in front of temporary

guests from out of town.

All right.

Maybe we should go for a walk. Okay.

I'm going.

I'm going. Let's go.

This is America, which means you can't walk out of a store without pain.

That's a good point. All right. Let's go for a walk.

How often does that happen?

Once, twice a week, if I'm lucky.

And it's not like he needs the money. He's just like, it's not my money.

Whoa, there's a lot of locks on that cabinet. What's going on there?

Stump removers.

What does that mean?

Old school stump removers.

I still don't know exactly what you're talking about. Carol, come quick.

Quick? I want to hear.

The yarn?

The yarn.

Look, look, look. I'm sorry. This is your sheriff. Come quick.

I ordered pink and they gave me mauve.

Not to play devil's advocate, but that is not pink. That is mauve.

Mauve. That's what I said.

What should I do?

Well, I'm not going to be able to help you because they look exactly the same

me. I'm sorry. I'm colorblind.

All right.

Unlike you, Sheriff, my clientele's a bit more discerning. They're not

colorblind. Mike, are you there? Are you there? Over, over.

Mike, come on. Is that a police scanner you got? You keeping tabs on me?

Yes, sir.

And a CB radio.

Oh. I get lonely.

And naughty.

Copy that, Sally. I'm on my way. Take care.

Call the fire department next time.

I'm kidding.

Your buck goes a lot further out here, that's for sure.

Gunderson had got himself a big mac of McMansions. He must have issued a hell

a lot of parking tickets to get that.

So what do you say about a man like Gunderson? He was a son of a bitch.

But he was our son of a bitch.

He was a great golfer, right? A medium fisherman.

What's up?

You gotta get out of here.

This is just like Christmas.

We got Pete's Meats.

Fortune cookies. All you can eat.

You want me to make you a plate?

Not unless I want to end up like Gunderson.

That reminds me.

Thank you, should be fine.

But I thought you said you had only one. I did. But when the situation was over

and done with, I licked it off of the corpse before they closed the

casket. So you enjoy the pavarola mess.

Oh, what a trip that was.

Japanese sure love their golf.

So, what'd you pick?

Oh, uh, Ashford something. I always tend to lean toward the Irish.

Seven days of Holland.

Dr. Belay.

Ulysses.

Um, you signed...

Sheriff Gunderson's death certificate, right?

Sadly, yes, I did.

What happened there?

Well, a couple Wednesdays ago, around three in the morning, Deputy Blaine

him out back in Littlemore in his tighty -whities, frozen like a chunk of ice

chiseled by a chainsaw.

What do you suppose he thought he was doing?

My job goes, supposedly, to be sure.

Gunderson liked his fishing. He had a fishing rod in his one hand and an auger

in the other, so my guess, the man thought he was going ice fishing.

At night, in his underwear?

Well, as you can see, the man was a drinker.

And a son of a bitch.

But then again, he was our son of a bitch, right?

Hey, Doc, give me a minute. I'd like to bend his ear, okay?

Yeah, yeah.

I want to thank you for coming.

Of course.

So let me get this straight.

Did I hear you saw the moose? I did. I got

a picture of it. God damn.

I am the only one in this town who has never seen that fucking moose.

And I keep an eye out for it. You know, in Native American culture, the moose is

a symbol of endurance and survival.

So what do you think of our little town?

It's charming.

Yeah. You know, I hear that you are a very laid -back kind of guy.

Not a crack -the -whip sort.

Well, I mean, I've been known to... Do you ever think about settling down?

You could be a real sheriff for more than a few weeks.

You could build a whole new life here at Normal.

Because we really celebrate the community.

Around here, it's always one for all.

That sounds... Yeah, it's time.

Yeah.

But I want you to think about it. I will. All right.

What do you mean, get out?

Why is that a gun?

Why?

What?

Why? You're a mess.

Stop sharing that, please.

Hey, boss.

I was just checking on you.

You good?

I'm fine.

Well, I just wanted to let you know that they put out more of those mini egg

rolls. They're custom.

And the mayor's just about to tell the story about the time he went on the

cruise with Jane Fonda.

You know who that is in the van?

Sheriff Gunderson's daughter, I think.

Alex.

You all men.

What's her name?

My hands are shaky. They only trust me with a gun.

Company there?

I gotta warn you, not very good.

So would you say you knew Gunderson well?

Gunderson, yeah. I knew him pretty well.

It was bad the way he acted.

But he liked to drink. He liked to fish, so the way I see it, he died doing what

he loved best.

You fish?

Uh, when I was a kid, with my dad.

You? Me? Fuck, no.

Probably the only one in town who don't.

But in the end, death comes for us all, don't it, little man?

I'm not getting a sheriff out of you, huh?

If you really were, you would. But are you?

to my internal monologue, haven't you?

It's my job.

I'm Moira, the barkeeper here.

Rack him up.

Why are you here?

Stop fucking around, come on.

I'm all here.

All right.

I used to be a regular sheriff.

Nice county with a couple little towns just like this one.

Then married my high school sweetheart.

Perfect. It was.

I was pretty proud of myself.

I walked through life with my head held high.

I knew who I was.

And this girl, her dad was someone I knew.

I didn't believe her.

A short while later, there was an incident at the house.

Gunshots. And I went in.

And she was standing over him.

He was wounded.

She had a gun out and he was cursing her for what he'd done to her.

And I told her to put the gun down and she didn't hesitate. She shot right

between the eyes.

And then she aimed that gun at me.

She cursed me for not believing her.

And then we both shot.

I had better aim.

After that, I got dark inside and

I didn't know who I was anymore and I still don't.

And the wife?

Yeah, I was hard to be around.

I still call her.

She doesn't answer, but I don't mind.

I live in hope one day she will.

I can help you with that.

Oh, hi, officer.

Sheriff, I got stuck.

Yeah, I see.

Which do you think will knock it down, the caramel or the cookie?

The caramel, really?

Yeah, my guess, two.

What's your dog's name?

Her name's Ollie.

Nice. Hey,

Oliver. What a good dog.

My name's Ulysses.

I'm Lori.

You know, I wish these things had dog food.

Yeah, well, someday.

Yeah.

All right. Well, watch out for the moose.

Moose? Yeah.

Hey, careful.

He might try to paint you.

Moose?

Thanks. Look, I... I don't know if I should say this.

Our montages are so similar.

I like a couple brothers.

Or at least a couple uncles.

Well, I should probably get back at it.

How can love go away?

I mean, did I take it for granted? I guess I did.

I didn't protect that girl. And I lost you in the bargain.

You said I shut down. I mean, you were right.

Is this what happened to Gunderson?

Did he give up and say, fuck it?

Walk into the snow buck naked?

Oh, that's a hell of a way to die.

I'm not doing anything wrong.

You been drinking?

No, when I was driving, I pulled off to start.

This is very impressive.

Do you mind if I join you?

I don't...

I'm Alex.

I'm Ulysses.

Can I have the cheap booze?

You're Gunderson's daughter, right?

Oh.

Yeah, okay.

You're Gunderson's kid.

He has lots of pictures of you on the wall in his office.

You got his eyes.

Yeah, those are old pictures.

He's very proud of me.

Had his little girl go in the military.

Couldn't keep that up.

You were having that argument with Deputy Blair outside the house. What was

about?

The mayor, he didn't want me to attend the memorial service because

he... He said that I would be too much of a distraction.

Oh, fuck the mayor.

Yeah. I used to know right from wrong before a mayor came here and got here

tried to make my dad see that, but he was stuck between me and the town.

And I made him choose it.

It's over.

And I don't know what to do.

Neither do I.

But I got an idea where we could start.

Give me that.

Did you catch that?

Yeah, it's my one trick.

How long have you been awake?

That's a great question.

I got a place you can crash.

It's a safe place.

It's the safest place in town.

Yeah.

Hilarious.

Breakfast is included.

Can I get you anything else?

Lock the door.

I'll be in my office, just yell.

Either be sleeping or drinking.

Good night.

It's going to run like clockwork.

Hey.

Yeah. Yeah.

Good

morning,

food enthusiasts.

Second street right here, we cannot block that off. Because what if Mr.

Neville has some sort of a terrible fall down here at his house, and then Mrs.

Neville gets him into the vehicle.

What? How?

No, no, she's a tiny little thing. I don't know, maybe they have a dolly or a

wheelbarrow or something.

Boss, do you want to describe standard operating procedure to the civilian for

me? It's an emergency situation. It's an emergency.

I'm with Sally. Just move to Collins.

Have we lost all respect for Collins?

is hatching more.

Are you okay?

Stop asking questions.

one's worth.

Cover the rear.

Deputy, cover my ass. Oh, just hang on. Guys, I'm going in.

The fuck you are?

Sir. Look, let's just wait for some more battle. If we don't play this right,

we're going to have a massacre in there.

You guys okay?

Yeah. Calm down.

This is messy.

What are we going to do about him?

Why ask him? Calm.

Please, messy.

I'm going to talk to the... We

got into a situation.

I do know what I signed up for, but jeez, I didn't think I'd actually have

it. No?

Don't agree to do this.

You hit his back. Fuck.

Hold your fucking fire.

You have someone out there. Fire is shooting at you.

Did I get him?

Did I get him?

Yeah. Yeah. No.

Put it back on. Okay. Oh, that's bad. Oh,

that's bad.

Really bad.

Is this some kind of setup? Are you guys in on this? No.

They're shooting at us. I get it. It's fair. We're robbing the bank.

But you're the sheriff.

Why are they shooting at you? I'm at a loss.

But you're the sheriff.

I'm the goddamn substitute.

What? What are you talking about, man?

Hey.

What's going on?

Jesus, T. Patel.

What about the vault? What about the vault?

Don't make me ask twice.

Holy shit.

Yeah, we weren't after this.

What is this?

Oh, come on.

Chill. We'll be on soon.

Mother.

We've got the pressure on him, eh? One, two, three.

Oh, yeah.

That stinks.

No, boss.

It's all around.

What's happening? If I know, it's Lori, right?

Yeah, this is Keith.

That's Ulysses.

Oh, hey, did you ever get dog food for Olive?

Yeah, I did.

Good. What is going on here?

I don't know what the hell this is, but they got at me and you didn't.

So the way I see it, this fucked up little trio of ours, we're a team.

You good with that?

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

How are you feeling?

About as good as I look. So, worse than I thought then.

I'll buy you some time.

Time for what?

I'm working on that.

See what's inside those crates.

Why? Because they look military.

And we look outgunned.

Tiffany Blaine, still with us?

Yeah, luckily for you he is.

You managed to shoot his ear off, I'll tell you.

Mayor. Yeah, Sheriff.

Sheriff?

He hung up on me.

The fucker hung up on me.

No, no, no. Lower your guns. My bad.

My bad. In bars.

All right, here. I got him. I got him. You were saying?

Yeah, I was saying that I asked my deputy to shoot you clean through, but I

guess like a small request is too much for him.

Were you blind?

Sorry, a no got into my eye, so I had to close it.

You what?

I've seen what's in the vault.

Who's in on this? The human plane or the whole department?

Son, I have got the whole town in my back.

Let me explain.

You're just one cop.

We're normal.

Population, 1 ,890.

What's it all about, Mayor?

What's this all about?

You know, main streets like ours?

They are like strewn corpses across America, holding on by a thread, hoping

can keep a dialysis center open or a little thrift shop or an antique store

no antiques. They've been plundered by banks and conglomerates. So when the

Yakuza came and said they want to make a deal with the Yakuza, trust me, they're

a thing.

for a percentage by it. I said, sure, we'll take it.

And the whole town sold its soul.

Not the whole town.

Only some negative Nancys.

But I took care of them.

Trust me.

And, uh, me having seen what I've seen, I guess there's no way out of this for

me alive.

You know, there's a way.

You want a deal?

What kind?

You put a bullet in the head of those two assholes that started this trouble?

The blood on your hands is insurance enough for me.

What do you say?

All right, now he hung up on me.

Now he hung up on me.

Guns up.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

It's so beautiful.

There goes the sub -station at random.

The door must have knocked the power out.

That's not where I was aiming.

Let's go.

Where did they go?

Where did they go?

They headed down back towards Main Street.

What do you mean?

There's no way to get a hold of him.

For all he knows, his piggy bank was raided.

Oyabun is coming.

Hey, freeze!

I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. Get inside.

Get inside.

Drop it there.

Goddammit!

Hello?

How is he?

Not good.

I think there's somebody in here.

Hello?

Oh my God, what happened? Have you got a first aid kit? Yeah, in my stock room.

Is that radio working?

How is it on?

Uh, battery operated.

You said this is a CB radio too, right?

Where's the mic on this thing? Ain't it, Neal? If you see the sheriff, you stop

him. He knows.

I heard you. Sure you don't. I wasn't born yesterday.

Oh, my

God. Goddamn tourists.

Ain't got no...

I'm sick.

There be light.

You don't understand.

Oh, you would have us all killed.

And it will help us out.

Get nice and warm inside. Come on. Peace, proof, and we are.

I'm getting here to do this.

Good evening, everybody.

Oh, hey, Jimmy. Hey, I'm going to need your medical kit. I'm sure you're going

to need it.

You have your

devil. We have our Akuma.

Both fear Oyabun.

The way I figure it, with the power down, they can't get the word out.

And with the storm being what it is, they're stuck here with us.

And, you know, better to be the hunter than the hunted.

Right? Yeah.

So who's up for an affogato?

On the house.

Open that.

Oh, God. Need some tape.

She's in the car, sweetheart.

We left the hero, remember?

So is this us three in this entire whack -ass town?

Well, usually when you rob a bank, there are consequences.

Although this, this is a new one.

We just wanted something.

If we get through, we're not gonna fuck this.

That'll be something.

Okay, what's the plan?

We're gonna go to the police station.

They got a snowplow there.

We'll get the fuck out of Dodge.

You're the man. Let's go.

What the hell, man?

What is wrong with you people? We looked you up and we chose you because of your

reputation for not giving a shit.

Why'd you decide to start now?

I want myself with me.

Fashion stuff removed.

You're a mailman.

What the hell is this?

Well, I'll be careful with that one.

It's only a flare.

And there's another one.

Okay.

Please.

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Mike. I got it, I got it, I got it. Mike, I got it.

What are you doing, Mike?

I'm safe.

That way.

You know how to drive one of these? Yeah, I do.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Really? I did.

I just did this.

Remember when you said you could drive a train?

And I was supposed to.

this thing?

Yeah, I think so.

Okay, we'll get to a hospital.

You're not coming with us? No, I'm sticking around.

I'm tired of running away from every goddamn thing.

And you consider this your second chance?

You take that gold brick, eh?

And go build something good out of it.

Take care of yourself.

Where's the big guy?

Small town.

Thank you.

That's our guy.

That ain't you, Susan.

He ain't the one. Well, where's he gonna hide?

Please, David.

Let's go.

Thank you.

What kind of bartender would I be if I didn't?

That's a trade.

That's fucking slow.

Before the Yakuza turn up and kill every single one of us. You too, huh?

Just doing what I need to do to survive.

At what cost?

My soul.

Although they're cheap. Now it is how you sold yours, isn't it?

I didn't sell mine.

I lost it.

How did you know?

Bartenders hear a lot of bullshit.

You get really good at sniffing out the lies.

Your story was true right until the end, am I right?

The girl didn't kill her dad.

You didn't.

I shot him.

Right between the eyes for what he'd done.

it was justice.

Now I don't know.

I've been avoiding making any choices since then.

Just watching life from the sidelines.

That's my truth.

Now you go.

What happened to Gunderson?

I already told my... Me? Fish? Fuck no.

Probably the only one in town who don't.

Gunderson? He had a fishing pole in one hand. Like this one.

And an auger in the other.

So my guess is he thought he was going ice fishing.

Who the fuck goes ice fishing with a fly rod?

No one.

I lied.

I killed him.

Because he wanted a bigger cut of the deal?

Because he wanted out.

Of the job. Of... The town. The arrangement.

Why?

It's his kid.

His town made him choose.

It's a small town in every way.

You know, small -minded.

Yeah, I get that.

And no one gets out.

Not even him.

So you got him drunk and walked him out and... Watched him freeze to death.

Which takes longer than you'd think.

Unless you're wet, which he was because I poured water on him.

But I learned something about myself that night.

What's that?

That I can do what needs to be done.

What happened to you?

Nothing I didn't choose.

Like I said, that's a cool belt.

What the fuck is she wearing?

Tell me about it.

I think he would have wanted you to have this, especially in light of current

events.

Let's go, Deputy.

This shitstorm is only going to get worse.

Hey, Green!

Gato!

Can we leave anyone back at the bank?

No, Joe.

In the vault?

Yeah, Joe.

Is it still open?

securing the contents of your vault.

Security?

Bricks of C4 have been planted in and amongst the Yakuza's physical

deposits, as it were.

So, to sum up, if I die, it all goes boom.

Yakuza at all.

I don't think it hands real well for you.

If we don't finish this here and now, the Yakuza will hunt down and kill each

and every one of us.

Me included.

But wait, there's more.

I've got a proposal.

We tidy up the bank, make it look like an accident.

Like nothing bad happened.

Just another Saturday.

Kenny, you say this is Belgian chocolate?

French.

Same difference, you know.

So, that's your plan?

That's it.

Just make it seem like any other day?

Basically, yeah.

The Yakuza show up. Their treasure is untouched.

Nothing more than a car accident that set off the alarm.

Life in normal is normal.

Calm.

Calm?

Clean's messy.

That's right.

Why don't I just kill you right now?

The only thing your boss is going to give a shit about is that you messed up.

I say we play the hand that's been dealt to all of us.

You make us look good, we'll make you look good.

And maybe you get to keep the rest of your goddamn fingers.

I'm sorry that I killed your mayor.

I know you liked him a lot.

Though he did seem a bit of an a -hole.

Okay.

What do you say?

Well, it isn't much of a plan, but I'm not much of a sheriff.

But I'm all you've got.

Hey, Alex.

I like it.

Deputy.

Fuck yeah.

Come on, people.

This is the new normal. It's got to seem like an accident.

There wasn't a massacre here, you know?

Bring it in.

I swear to God, I had no idea

about killing Gunderson.

You believe that bullshit about the fishing rod?

Sorry, I'm not much of a fisherman, but yeah, I get your point.

And you tried to shoot me.

Yeah, I did shoot you, but I didn't kill you.

That's the important thing.

We're here together.

Both of us.

Alive.

Do you, uh... Do you really think this is gonna work?

You a vet, man?

On my own detriment, to be sure.

I put a Benji... On the lay.

Wait a minute, you... You're betting against us?

Let's get into character.

Can you translate?

As you can see, the storm here was something else.

Lockdown phones, internet, self -service health, you name it, it's down.

Howdy, all.

Oh, he's the interim, like I told you?

No, not yet.

He's, uh, not too bright.

Deputy Blaine, you know these folks? Do you want to explain to them they can't

come tearing through our county in a convoy like this without getting a

from the law? Well, uh, this was actually Pastor Roy about to check.

Oh, Astor. He's got a small parish just over yonder down near Everton.

What's his denomination?

Protestant. Ain't that right?

I think that

he wants to go to the bank.

Yeah, yeah.

Hey!

We'll make an exception.

We'll make an exception.

We'll give you an escort.

Follow us. Let's go.

Okay, Deputy Blaine, let's take our guests all the way

around.

It doesn't look good.

I know.

The

driver

was killed on impact, as was the bank manager and security guard.

He was still out.

Sheriff, do you mind if I show him the vault? The church has some papers in

their safe deposit box. Yeah, sure. Go ahead.

Actually, it wasn't load -bearing while shooting me.

As you can see, the vault is untouched.

Excuse me.

Christine.

Whoa, the church has done well, huh?

Pretty color, huh?

Why do you invite them out for food?

I only know, like, four phrases in Japanese, and I guess I bet it.

Is your boss enjoying the meatloaf?

What's he discuss?

This is divine.

Your English is very good, sir.

I like a lot of friends.

I'd like to propose a toast.

You know, I'm what you might call a people person.

So this toast is to friendship. I think it's important that I take credit for

this event.

When I become the next Sheriff of Normal, there will be many more

to come together and break bread, strengthening our link. And Pastor

Oyuban and his friendly, friendly congregation, I

think this is a new chapter for our town and our happy arrangement.

So I'd like to say thank you for all your help and to many, many more

years of friendly people helping other friendly.

Oh,

my God.

All right.

Let's see.

Gives a hundred on belay.

Guess you weren't.

Can I have that pie back?

Hey,

Penny, it's me. I'm in Texas now.

Yeah, filling in for a sheriff. I'm maternity leave.

I much prefer the weather here. It's warm. Don't miss the cold.

Oh, and I picked up an interim deputy along the way.

People are pretty much the same.

Then again, not all things considered, though.

I'm in a better place.

As for the town of Normal, well, I left it as I found it, you could say.

I mean, that's the job, isn't it?

Besides, I'm never looking for trouble.

If it wants you, it'll find you on its own.

And it can be hard to shake once it does.

Well, thanks for listening, Penny.

I... Hi, Elizabeth.

Honey, the day between...