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Once upon a time, in
a magical kingdom known as Andalasia,
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there lived an evil queen.
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Selfish and cruel,
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she lived in fear that one day
her stepson would marry,
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and she would
lose her throne forever.
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And so, she did all in her power
to prevent the prince from ever meeting
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the one special maiden with whom
he would share true love's kiss.
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Giselle, Giselle,
how about this for your statue?
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- Oh, this will be perfect. Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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Come on! OK, you mookses, move it!
We have got a face to put together here
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while it's still ingrained
in her subcranium.
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Oh, Pip, it was
such a lovely dream.
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We were holding hands
and dancing, and...
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- Oh!
- And these for the eyes.
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Blue? Oh, how did you know?
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And they sparkle just like his. Mm!
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OK. There we go.
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- Yes! That's it!
- OK. Yeah, yeah.
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- Floor's yours, honey.
- Presenting my one true love.
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My prince. My dream come true.
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Oh, my goodness!
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- Whoa, whoa. What? What's the problem?
- I didn't give him any lips.
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- Ooh!
- Does he have to have lips?
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Of course.
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When you meet the someone
who is meant for you.
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♪ Before two can become one
There's something you must do
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- Do you pull each other's tails?
- Do you feed each other seeds?
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No.
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♪ There is something sweeter
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♪ Everybody needs
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♪ I've been dreaming
of a true love's kiss
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♪ And a prince
I'm hoping comes with this
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♪ That's what brings
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♪ Ever-afterings so happy
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♪ And that's the reason
we need lips so much
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♪ For lips are the
only things that touch
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♪ So to spend
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♪ A life of endless bliss
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♪ Just find who you love
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♪ Through true love's kiss ♪
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If we're going to find
a perfect pair of lips,
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we're going to need
a lot more help.
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♪ She's been dreaming
of a true love's kiss
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♪ And a prince she's hoping
comes with this
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♪ That's what brings
ever-afterings
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- ♪ So happy
- ♪ So happy
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♪ That's the reason
we need lips so much
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♪ For lips are the
only things that touch
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Humph!
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♪ So to spend a life
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♪ Of endless bliss
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♪ Just find who you love
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♪ Through true love's kiss ♪
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Look out below!
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Amazing, sire.
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Your tenth troll this month.
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Oh, I love hunting trolls.
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Big trolls, little trolls.
Trolls, trolls, trolls...
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- Sorry.
- Oh, that's OK.
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Ah, trolls are fine
to pass the time, Nathaniel,
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but... but my heart longs
to be joined in song.
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♪ I've been dreaming
of a true love's kiss
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- ♪ And a...
- ♪ ...prince I'm hoping
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- ♪ Comes with this
- Do you hear that, Nathaniel?
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Me? No.
No, I hear nothing.
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Nothing.
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- Oh!
- I must find the maiden
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- that belongs to that sweet voice.
- Oh, no! Come back, sire.
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- No, you're hallucinating!
- Ride, Destiny!
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Oh!
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Oh, pooh. Oh, no.
No. This isn't good.
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All these years of troll chasing, trying
to keep him from ever meeting a girl.
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Oh, the queen.
No, she's not going to like this.
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♪ True love's kiss ♪
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♪ True love's kiss ♪
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♪ True love's kiss ♪
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Oh, you shall not prevail, foul troll.
That maiden is mine!
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Honey, do you really think
your dream boy exists?
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Oh, Pip. I know he's
out there somewhere.
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Eye! Eye! Eye-Eye.
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- L... l what?
- I eat you now.
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Everybody, scatter!
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Gotcha. Huh?
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Hey! That's cheating!
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I supposed to eat you.
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Oh, no you don't,
you big lug.
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Oh? Oh!
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Ah!
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Wow, I got to lay off the nuts.
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Girl yummy.
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Fear not, fair maiden.
I am here.
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- Whoa!
- Gotcha!
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Whoa!
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Uh-oh. Whoo!
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Oh! Pip!
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Just hang on, honey.
I'm going to...
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Oh, my gosh.
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- It's you.
- Yes, it's me.
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- And you are?
- Giselle.
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Oh! Giselle! We shall be
married in the morning.
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♪ You're the fairest maid
I've ever met
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- ♪ You were made...
- ♪ To finish your duet
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♪ And in years
to come we'll reminisce
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♪ Howwe came to love
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♪ And grew and grew love
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♪ Since first we knew love
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♪ Through true love's kiss ♪
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Oh, so this is the little forest rat
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who thinks she
can steal my throne.
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Never!
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Oh! Excuse me.
I am so sorry.
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- Oh! Am I late?
- No, miss.
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- I do hope I'm not late.
- Just in time.
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- Oh, thank goodness.
- Hey, honey, wait up!
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- We ain't done with you yet.
- No! Ah!
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Oy!
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- Oh! Thank you.
- You're welcome, Giselle.
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You're getting married!
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Oh, and what do we look like, garbage?
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- Close the door on me!
- If you'll allow me...
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To think that in a few moments
that Edward and l...
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- Yes, yes.
- That he and me... That we...
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Oh, my.
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Oh, what a lovely bride.
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That's very kind of you,
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- but I really...
- No, no!
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- Granny has a wedding gift for you.
- Thank you.
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But I really should be going.
You see, I'm going...
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- 'Tis a wishing well, dear.
- Oh!
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But all my wishes
are about to come true.
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If I ever see that fat mook's
face again, I'm gonna...
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I really do have to go.
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But a wish on your wedding day.
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That's the most magical of all.
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Just close your eyes,
my darling, and make your wish.
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That's right. That's right.
Lean in close.
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- Are you wishing for something?
- Yes, I am.
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And they both lived happily
ever aft...
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Help! Edward!
Prince Edward, we need help!
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Speciosus, formosus, praeclarus!
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Where, my most adored queen,
where did you send her?
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To a place where there
are no "happily ever afters."
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Oh! Oh.
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Oh!
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What is this?
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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- Get out of the street!
- Oh!
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- Oh!
- Whoa!
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Lady! Are you crazy? Now you
have to pay for all of this.
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I'm sorry. Excuse me.
I was wondering if one of you
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kind people might
direct me to the castle?
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Oh!
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Hey, watch it, will you?
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- Grumpy!
- Jeez, lady. Are you for real?
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I think so. Oh, wait! Wait!
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Where are you going? Please, if you
could just point me to the castle?
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I'm supposed to be at the ball
to wed my true love,
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Prince Ed... Oh! Edward!
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Edward?
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Oh! Edward!
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Edward?
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Oh, no.
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Oh! Hello, old man! Oh!
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Hello.
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May I sit with you?
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Oh!
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I'm very tired, and I'm scared.
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I've never been this far away
from home before,
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and I'm not sure at all where I am.
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If somebody could show me
just a bit of kindness,
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a friendly "hello" or even a smile,
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I'm sure that would
lift my spirits so much.
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Oh. You have a lovely smile.
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Oh! Where are you going?
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That's mine!
Bring that back here!
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You! Come back here!
I need that!
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Oh! Please?
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You...
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...are not a very nice old man!
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No way you're getting him,
Ethan.
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- You want him because I want him.
- I'm not letting you have him!
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- Forget it. Hank is coming with me.
- Wait a minute, guys.
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- I'm getting confused. Who is Hank?
- Hank Aaron.
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Milwaukee Braves?
His 1954 rookie card.
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A baseball card?
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That's what this gets down to
is a baseball card?
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You never loved Hank like me.
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- You never loved me like Hank!
- How did I make you so angry?
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- Robert?
- Yes?
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- It's time.
- Ask what you didn't do.
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- It's a longer list!
- What would you do if you...?
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I have to pick up my daughter.
Can we do this around 9:00?
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- 9:00 sounds good.
- Great. I'll see you then.
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Phoebe, I'll see you in the morning, OK?
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You're just afraid
I don't need you!
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- I need a vacation!
- Thank you.
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After a whole day of that,
you still want to get engaged?
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Those people got married
on a crazy romantic whim.
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It's not like that with Nancy and l.
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Right. None of that crazy romantic
stuff for you, huh?
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Oh, come on.
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I mean, we're rational.
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We understand each other's
strengths and weaknesses.
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Sounds like building a bridge.
Have you told your daughter?
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No, I haven't. Not yet.
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I'm going to tonight.
I got a present to ease her into it.
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With news like this, I hope you
got her a Shetland pony.
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No. Something much better than that.
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- A book?
- Oh, come on. Don't give me that look.
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I know it's not that fairy tale book
you wanted, but this is better.
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Look at this. See?
Rosa Parks.
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Madame Curie.
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She was a remarkable woman who
dedicated her life to research...
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...until she died from...
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- ...radiation poisoning.
- She... died?
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I wonder who that is.
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Yeah, hi.
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Tomorrow morning
would be great. 7:30?
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- With her now?
- Yes, let me call you later.
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All right. Bye-bye.
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It was Nancy.
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- Mm-hmm?
- Mm-hmm.
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She's a lot like
the women in your book.
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Sweetie...
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...I'm going to ask her
to marry me.
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- What?
- Yeah, you like her, don't you?
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We all get along.
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- Where's she going to live?
- She's going to live with us.
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Do I have to give up my bedroom?
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No, you don't have
to give up your bedroom. No.
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Come on, it's going to be great.
I promise.
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It's not like she's gonna
try and be your mother.
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- Stepmother.
- She's gonna be a nice stepmother.
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She's gonna take you
to school tomorrow, just you and her,
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for some grown-up girl-bonding time.
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I'm only six.
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You won't always be.
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Hello!
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It's me, Giselle, from Andalasia.
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Hello!
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Is there anybody home?
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Hello, please open the door.
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It's very cold out here.
250
00:18:25,688 --> 00:18:29,357
Daddy, why is there a princess
on the castle billboard?
251
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,443
It's an advertisement.
It's a mannequin.
252
00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:34,779
- She's really there!
- No, she's not. What are you doing?
253
00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:37,365
Get back in here! Stop!
254
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,117
- Morgan! Stop!
- Hey!
255
00:18:39,202 --> 00:18:40,702
- Princess!
- Morgan!
256
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:43,455
- Don't you ever do that again!
- Look! Look!
257
00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:46,958
Is anybody there?
Do you know Edward?
258
00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:49,044
- Stay here.
- Oh, please be home!
259
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:52,130
- Hey, lady!
- Oh, hello.
260
00:18:52,215 --> 00:18:55,425
I was wondering if maybe you...
Whoa!
261
00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:57,302
Hang on!
262
00:18:57,386 --> 00:19:00,305
- Oh!
- Don't let go! Wait!
263
00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:02,557
- Just hang on!
- Oh, no!
264
00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:09,856
Catch her, Daddy!
265
00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:15,528
- Oh!
- Ow!
266
00:19:15,613 --> 00:19:18,657
- You OK?
- I'm fine.
267
00:19:18,741 --> 00:19:21,785
- Are you OK?
- I'm fine.
268
00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:26,081
- What were you doing up there?
- I was looking for some help.
269
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:29,000
You see, I've been wandering
very far and long tonight,
270
00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:31,002
and I'm afraid nobody's
been nice to me.
271
00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:33,964
Yeah, well, welcome to New York.
272
00:19:34,048 --> 00:19:36,424
Thank you.
273
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:39,302
Right. OK,
you sure you're all right?
274
00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:42,514
- Oh, yes.
- You need me to call somebody for you?
275
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:45,183
Well, I don't think
they'd hear you from here.
276
00:19:45,268 --> 00:19:48,019
What?
277
00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:54,192
Morgan, show her the way, please.
278
00:19:54,277 --> 00:19:57,779
And then
the old hag told me to...
279
00:19:57,863 --> 00:20:00,657
Oh! ...Look into the well
and wish for my heart's desire.
280
00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:03,076
But I must have looked very far
281
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:06,830
because I fell,
down, down, down.
282
00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:09,082
And then I climbed out
of this big, round hole
283
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:12,043
and I got very lost,
until I fell off of the castle.
284
00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:15,088
- And now here I am with you!
- Is this a big habit of yours?
285
00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:16,256
Falling off stuff?
286
00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:18,842
Well, usually someone catches me.
287
00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:23,388
But, not to worry, I'm certain that
Edward is already searching for me.
288
00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:27,434
No doubt by morning he'll come
and rescue me from this strange land.
289
00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:31,563
Take me home, and the two of us
can share in true love's kiss.
290
00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:32,689
True love's kiss?
291
00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:35,233
It's the most powerful thing
in the world.
292
00:20:35,318 --> 00:20:37,319
Right.
293
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:40,238
Now if I could only find a place
to rest my head for the night.
294
00:20:40,323 --> 00:20:42,365
- What kind of place?
- Oh, I don't know.
295
00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:45,327
Maybe a nearby meadow
or a hollow tree.
296
00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:46,911
A hollow tree?
297
00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:50,248
Or a house full of dwarves.
I hear they're very hospitable.
298
00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:54,044
All I can do is let you in for a minute.
Dry off, use the phone if you want to.
299
00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:56,629
We have our own bedtime
to stick to. Let's go.
300
00:20:56,714 --> 00:20:59,466
That's very kind of you.
301
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:05,388
- What is it with this dress of yours?
- Oh. Do you like it?
302
00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,390
- No, it's just...
- I gathered the silk
303
00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:10,769
from my silkworms and I spun it
into thread on my spinning wheel.
304
00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:14,147
- You made it all by yourself?
- Well, the mice and rabbits
305
00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:15,857
did help with the sewing.
306
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:19,110
- They're good!
- Oh!
307
00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:20,862
Whoa!
308
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:28,078
Why don't we see about
getting you a car.
309
00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:34,292
- Couldn't she sleep here, Daddy?
- No. That's a big no.
310
00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:44,344
- Are you really a princess?
- Not yet.
311
00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:46,429
But...
312
00:21:46,514 --> 00:21:49,391
...I will be soon.
313
00:21:58,234 --> 00:22:01,319
Wow, Dad.
She's really sleepy.
314
00:22:01,404 --> 00:22:04,948
Oh, no.
That's not acceptable. No.
315
00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:07,992
You're not really gonna
make her go, are you, Daddy?
316
00:22:08,077 --> 00:22:09,327
I want you to go to bed.
317
00:22:09,412 --> 00:22:11,871
But I think she might be
a real princess.
318
00:22:11,956 --> 00:22:16,626
Morgan, just because she has on a funny
dress, doesn't mean she's a princess.
319
00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:20,463
She is a seriously confused woman
who's fallen into our laps.
320
00:22:20,548 --> 00:22:23,800
- So we're not going to let her stay?
- No.
321
00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:26,261
Put on your nightgown
and go to sleep.
322
00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:27,762
Good night, OK?
323
00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:37,313
Hi. I need a car
at 116th and Riverside, please.
324
00:22:37,398 --> 00:22:39,607
- Hold, please.
- Thank you.
325
00:22:50,953 --> 00:22:55,665
Hello, sir.
Destination, please.
326
00:22:55,749 --> 00:22:57,333
Sir?
327
00:23:11,474 --> 00:23:12,849
- Morgan.
- What?
328
00:23:12,933 --> 00:23:14,726
I want you to sleep
in my room tonight.
329
00:23:14,810 --> 00:23:16,728
- Why?
- Just come on.
330
00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:18,688
All right.
331
00:23:26,489 --> 00:23:29,240
Fear not, Giselle!
I will rescue you!
332
00:23:29,325 --> 00:23:33,995
Yeah, but who's
gonna rescue me?
333
00:23:35,122 --> 00:23:38,166
- All right, let's close it up.
- Whoa!
334
00:23:39,627 --> 00:23:41,920
- Hey, buddy! You ain't...
- Silence!
335
00:23:42,004 --> 00:23:43,338
Guys, I got it.
336
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:45,924
- Your name, peasant! Quickly!
- Arty.
337
00:23:46,008 --> 00:23:48,301
Are you in league with
the wicked old hag who sent
338
00:23:48,385 --> 00:23:51,387
my poor Giselle
to this foul place, Arty?
339
00:23:55,476 --> 00:23:59,270
Is this man party
to this evil plot, chipmunk?
340
00:24:10,032 --> 00:24:13,243
- Uh-oh.
- Aw, poor chipmunk.
341
00:24:13,327 --> 00:24:15,954
Speechless in my presence.
342
00:24:16,038 --> 00:24:18,248
What say you, sir?
Don't try my patience.
343
00:24:18,332 --> 00:24:21,251
- What are you talking about?
- I seek a beautiful girl.
344
00:24:21,335 --> 00:24:23,461
My other half,
my one coquette,
345
00:24:23,546 --> 00:24:25,213
the answer
to my love's duet.
346
00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:27,048
I'd like to
find one of them too.
347
00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:30,301
Then keep a wary eye out, Arty.
348
00:24:30,386 --> 00:24:32,887
- Come along, Pip.
- Are you OK?
349
00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:34,681
Hey!
350
00:24:36,559 --> 00:24:38,893
Hey! Get off the car, you nut!
351
00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:40,395
Did you see that chipmunk?
352
00:25:11,302 --> 00:25:14,345
Oh, my.
353
00:25:14,430 --> 00:25:16,681
This just won't do.
354
00:25:33,699 --> 00:25:34,991
Whoa!
355
00:25:51,133 --> 00:25:55,219
Oh, my goodness.
Are you all right?
356
00:25:55,304 --> 00:25:58,222
Oh.
357
00:25:58,307 --> 00:26:01,684
Hello.
358
00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:04,687
Oh...
359
00:26:08,942 --> 00:26:14,238
Well, it's always nice
to make new friends.
360
00:26:14,323 --> 00:26:17,575
All right, everyone,
let's tidy things up.
361
00:26:17,660 --> 00:26:22,705
♪ Come, my little friends as we all sing
a happy little working song
362
00:26:22,790 --> 00:26:24,916
♪ Merry little voices
Clear and strong
363
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,919
♪ Come and roll your
sleeves up so to speak
364
00:26:28,003 --> 00:26:31,547
♪ And pitch in cleaning
crud up in the kitchen
365
00:26:31,632 --> 00:26:34,759
♪ As we sing along
366
00:26:34,843 --> 00:26:39,430
♪ Trill a cheery tune in the tub
as you scrub a stubborn mildew stain
367
00:26:39,515 --> 00:26:41,974
♪ Pluck a hairball
from the shower drain
368
00:26:42,059 --> 00:26:45,937
♪ To that gay refrain
of a happy working song
369
00:26:46,021 --> 00:26:48,981
♪ We'll keep singing
without fail
370
00:26:49,066 --> 00:26:51,526
♪ Otherwise we'd spoil it
371
00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:57,281
♪ Hosing down the garbage pail
and scrubbing up the toilet
372
00:26:57,366 --> 00:27:01,244
♪ Howwe all enjoy letting loose with
a little "la da dum dum dum"
373
00:27:01,328 --> 00:27:04,122
♪ While we're emptying the vacu-um
374
00:27:04,206 --> 00:27:05,373
♪ it's such fun
375
00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:09,085
- ♪ To hum a happy working song
- ♪ Ooh
376
00:27:09,169 --> 00:27:11,963
♪ A happy working song
377
00:27:12,047 --> 00:27:16,634
♪ Oh, how strange
a place to be
378
00:27:16,719 --> 00:27:19,095
♪ Till Edward comes for me
379
00:27:19,179 --> 00:27:23,808
♪ My heart is sighing
380
00:27:23,892 --> 00:27:27,645
♪ Still, as long as I am here
381
00:27:27,730 --> 00:27:31,816
♪ I guess a new experience
382
00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:34,652
♪ Could be worth trying
383
00:27:34,737 --> 00:27:37,739
♪ Hey, keep drying
384
00:27:37,823 --> 00:27:39,949
♪ You can do a lot
when you've got such
385
00:27:40,033 --> 00:27:42,493
♪ A happy working tune to hum
386
00:27:42,578 --> 00:27:44,662
♪ While you're sponging up
the soapy scum
387
00:27:44,747 --> 00:27:48,791
♪ We adore each filthy chore
that we determine
388
00:27:48,876 --> 00:27:51,335
♪ So, friends even though
you're vermin
389
00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:57,341
♪ We're a happy working throng
390
00:27:57,426 --> 00:27:59,844
♪ Singing as we fetch
the detergent box
391
00:27:59,928 --> 00:28:02,972
♪ For the smelly shirts
and the stinky socks
392
00:28:03,056 --> 00:28:04,724
♪ Sing along
393
00:28:04,808 --> 00:28:07,685
♪ if you cannot sing
Then hum along
394
00:28:07,770 --> 00:28:13,232
♪ As we're finishing
our happy working song ♪
395
00:28:14,610 --> 00:28:16,486
Ah.
396
00:28:16,570 --> 00:28:18,988
Wasn't this fun?
397
00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:25,286
- Wake up, wake up!
- What?
398
00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:27,038
- Wake up!
- What is it?
399
00:28:27,122 --> 00:28:29,624
- Come, you have to come see!
- What is it?
400
00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:31,542
I can't tell you.
You have to come see!
401
00:28:31,627 --> 00:28:33,044
What's wrong? Are you OK?
402
00:28:33,128 --> 00:28:37,715
- Yes. What is it, Morgan?
- Look!
403
00:28:39,384 --> 00:28:43,137
Oh, my gosh. Get out! Out!
404
00:28:45,307 --> 00:28:48,059
- What do I do with them?
- Get them outside.
405
00:28:48,143 --> 00:28:49,811
- Get rid of them.
- Put them back?
406
00:28:49,895 --> 00:28:52,021
Put them outside!
Don't put them back.
407
00:28:52,105 --> 00:28:53,397
Open the door!
408
00:28:56,485 --> 00:28:58,402
Good! Watch out!
409
00:29:11,041 --> 00:29:13,626
- Stay there.
- But, Dad.
410
00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:15,419
Shh. Stay there.
411
00:29:15,504 --> 00:29:17,880
- Hello.
- Come in!
412
00:29:17,965 --> 00:29:23,010
- Yeah, can l...
- Oh. Good morning, Robert.
413
00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:27,098
Oh! That's too thoughtful of you.
414
00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:30,768
Thank you! Oh, I hope
you had nice dreams.
415
00:29:30,853 --> 00:29:35,439
- I think I'm still in one.
- This is a magical room.
416
00:29:35,524 --> 00:29:37,275
Where does the water come from?
417
00:29:37,359 --> 00:29:41,946
Uh, well, the water comes
from the pipes.
418
00:29:42,030 --> 00:29:46,450
- And where do the pipes get it?
- Uh, I don't know. From...
419
00:29:46,535 --> 00:29:51,122
- ...wherever the pipes get it.
- Oh.
420
00:29:51,206 --> 00:29:52,832
It is magical.
421
00:29:58,338 --> 00:30:01,299
- Hey, girlfriend.
- Hi, Nancy.
422
00:30:01,383 --> 00:30:03,926
What do you say,
you ready to kick it?
423
00:30:04,011 --> 00:30:05,720
Kick what?
424
00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:07,638
Why do you still have your PJ's on?
425
00:30:07,723 --> 00:30:10,182
It's been pretty busy around here.
426
00:30:12,561 --> 00:30:14,937
Wow.
It's really neat in here.
427
00:30:15,022 --> 00:30:19,400
- Did you guys get a maid?
- No. Not exactly.
428
00:30:19,484 --> 00:30:21,903
Don't worry.
My friends will do that.
429
00:30:21,987 --> 00:30:26,824
Oh!
430
00:30:28,577 --> 00:30:30,453
- Nancy?
- Oh, hello!
431
00:30:30,537 --> 00:30:32,496
- Who is this?
- This is nothing.
432
00:30:32,581 --> 00:30:34,290
- I'm Giselle!
- This is nobody.
433
00:30:34,374 --> 00:30:36,500
I was on my way to the castle
to get married...
434
00:30:36,585 --> 00:30:38,169
- She's married?
- No, she's not.
435
00:30:38,253 --> 00:30:40,546
- Not yet!
- What does that mean, "yet"?
436
00:30:40,631 --> 00:30:43,799
- She was lost. I was trying to help.
- With finding the shower?
437
00:30:43,884 --> 00:30:46,344
The shower.
The shower is wonderful, Nancy.
438
00:30:46,428 --> 00:30:48,846
- I'm sure it is.
- That's enough. Thank you.
439
00:30:48,931 --> 00:30:51,807
- Calm down. Please, let's talk.
- Talk about what, Robert?
440
00:30:51,892 --> 00:30:54,352
How I never stay the night?
Because we both agreed,
441
00:30:54,436 --> 00:30:57,021
Morgan's here, and you have
to maintain boundaries
442
00:30:57,105 --> 00:30:59,357
and I thought,
"I'm so lucky. He's sensitive!"
443
00:30:59,441 --> 00:31:02,151
I didn't realize you were
worried about crowd control.
444
00:31:02,235 --> 00:31:03,819
- We'll talk.
- Don't bet on it.
445
00:31:03,904 --> 00:31:07,114
What about taking Morgan?
Some grown-up girl-bonding time.
446
00:31:07,199 --> 00:31:10,993
What, so you can have some
grown-up girl-bonding time?
447
00:31:11,078 --> 00:31:13,704
- I don't think so.
- But... just...
448
00:31:13,789 --> 00:31:14,789
Goodbye!
449
00:31:17,042 --> 00:31:19,210
Oh, she is lovely.
450
00:31:19,294 --> 00:31:22,213
Get dressed, please.
For school.
451
00:31:22,297 --> 00:31:24,548
Just... Please.
452
00:31:27,094 --> 00:31:28,886
- Nancy!
- Thirty-eight and Seventh.
453
00:31:28,971 --> 00:31:30,846
Nancy, wait!
454
00:31:36,144 --> 00:31:38,270
- Hello?
- You got to go.
455
00:31:38,355 --> 00:31:41,857
I don't know what your deal is,
if you're waiting for Prince Charming...
456
00:31:41,942 --> 00:31:43,734
- Prince Edward!
- Whatever.
457
00:31:43,819 --> 00:31:46,278
I'll get you to a bus,
a train, a plane, wherever,
458
00:31:46,363 --> 00:31:49,657
and then that's it!
I can't get involved after that.
459
00:31:53,453 --> 00:31:56,288
What is this?
460
00:31:56,373 --> 00:31:59,250
- Where did you get that?
- I made it.
461
00:31:59,334 --> 00:32:00,501
Do you like it?
462
00:32:02,671 --> 00:32:04,255
You're unhappy.
463
00:32:04,339 --> 00:32:06,424
You made a dress out of my curtains?
464
00:32:06,508 --> 00:32:09,260
Oh, you are unhappy.
I am so sorry.
465
00:32:09,344 --> 00:32:12,179
- I'm not unhappy, I'm angry.
- Angry?
466
00:32:12,264 --> 00:32:14,598
It's an unpleasant emotion.
Ever heard of it?
467
00:32:14,683 --> 00:32:17,893
- I have heard of it, but l...
- You have created a completely
468
00:32:17,978 --> 00:32:21,355
unnecessary problem with Nancy.
That I now have to resolve.
469
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:23,774
See, the fact is,
I was just getting ready
470
00:32:23,859 --> 00:32:26,360
to take a very serious step forward.
471
00:32:26,445 --> 00:32:28,571
- A proposal, actually.
- Oh!
472
00:32:28,655 --> 00:32:31,032
Well, now she's got it
in her mind that you and l...
473
00:32:31,116 --> 00:32:35,369
- Kissed?
- Yeah, something like that.
474
00:32:35,454 --> 00:32:38,622
Oh, no.
475
00:32:38,707 --> 00:32:41,208
- You should sing to her!
- Sing to her?
476
00:32:41,293 --> 00:32:44,170
And maybe that would reassure
her of your affections!
477
00:32:44,254 --> 00:32:47,798
You need to rush to her side
and hold her in your arms
478
00:32:47,883 --> 00:32:52,303
and then pour your heart out
in a beautiful ballad.
479
00:32:52,387 --> 00:32:55,973
And then she'll know for sure.
480
00:32:57,893 --> 00:33:00,102
- Why are you staring at me?
- I don't know.
481
00:33:00,187 --> 00:33:03,397
It's like you escaped from
a Hallmark card or something.
482
00:33:03,482 --> 00:33:06,567
Is that a bad thing?
483
00:33:06,651 --> 00:33:10,112
School! We're late!
We've got to run!
484
00:33:10,197 --> 00:33:12,281
Oh!
485
00:33:16,328 --> 00:33:22,249
Oh, wouldn't she just love to come
crawling back here and steal my crown!
486
00:33:22,334 --> 00:33:26,170
Cast me aside like
so much royal rubbish! What?
487
00:33:26,254 --> 00:33:29,423
Perhaps Prince Edward won't find her.
488
00:33:29,508 --> 00:33:31,842
- Perhaps he will!
- Oh! Oh, dear.
489
00:33:36,973 --> 00:33:39,016
Oh...
490
00:33:39,101 --> 00:33:44,355
Oh! I do wish there was someone
who cared enough for me
491
00:33:44,439 --> 00:33:47,274
to go after him.
492
00:33:47,359 --> 00:33:53,030
Oh, a man like that,
strong and brave,
493
00:33:53,115 --> 00:33:56,951
I'd do anything for him.
494
00:33:57,035 --> 00:33:59,203
Never fear, my queen.
495
00:33:59,287 --> 00:34:02,623
I will stop him!
496
00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:13,467
- What now?
- Another one?
497
00:34:13,552 --> 00:34:16,428
Whoa! Get him out of there.
Let's go. Get in there.
498
00:34:16,513 --> 00:34:18,264
Where are these people coming from?
499
00:34:18,348 --> 00:34:19,807
- Come on!
- Upsy-daisy.
500
00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:22,768
Get him up.
501
00:34:22,853 --> 00:34:24,562
- Hey, pal.
- Yow!
502
00:34:24,646 --> 00:34:28,023
Let me guess. You're, uh,
looking for a beautiful girl too.
503
00:34:28,108 --> 00:34:29,859
No.
504
00:34:29,943 --> 00:34:32,236
I'm looking for a prince, actually.
505
00:34:33,864 --> 00:34:36,991
Right.
506
00:34:39,494 --> 00:34:43,581
You've met your match,
you foul bellowing beast!
507
00:34:53,341 --> 00:34:57,344
- Everybody, stay on the bus.
- Giselle? My love?
508
00:34:57,429 --> 00:34:59,889
Drat!
509
00:34:59,973 --> 00:35:03,475
The steel beast is dead, peasants.
I set you all free.
510
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:06,395
- Move that bus!
- Come on, already!
511
00:35:06,479 --> 00:35:09,481
- Get that bus out of there!
- Are you crazy?
512
00:35:09,566 --> 00:35:12,902
Nobody stabs my bus!
I'll tear you apart!
513
00:35:12,986 --> 00:35:14,612
Do you hear me?
514
00:35:14,696 --> 00:35:16,864
- You get down here!
- If you'll allow me...
515
00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:20,618
- Nathaniel, old friend!
- Sire, may I suggest that you...
516
00:35:20,702 --> 00:35:24,288
You? A friend of his?
Crazy tight-wearing...
517
00:35:24,372 --> 00:35:27,291
Come here and mess up my route?
I'll tear you both apart!
518
00:35:27,375 --> 00:35:30,628
Don't you roll your eyes at me!
519
00:35:30,712 --> 00:35:33,923
A rat!
Get it away from me!
520
00:35:34,007 --> 00:35:36,634
Well, strictly speaking,
he's a chipmunk.
521
00:35:36,718 --> 00:35:41,055
Sire, may I suggest we seek elsewhere
522
00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:42,723
for your bride?
523
00:36:01,743 --> 00:36:03,911
- What are you looking at?
- She's beautiful.
524
00:36:03,995 --> 00:36:05,579
It's just a statue!
525
00:36:06,206 --> 00:36:08,415
Come quickly. Quickly.
526
00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:11,293
Sam? Sam, please don't tell me
Mrs. Banks is already here.
527
00:36:11,378 --> 00:36:12,962
- Mrs. Banks is here.
- Great.
528
00:36:13,046 --> 00:36:14,588
With Mr. Banks and his lawyer.
529
00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:16,674
- Perfect, how long?
- Do you want to know?
530
00:36:16,758 --> 00:36:19,343
No, I don't. I need you to
handle something for me, OK?
531
00:36:19,427 --> 00:36:20,844
- See this girl?
- Who is she?
532
00:36:20,929 --> 00:36:23,305
No idea. I'm pretty sure
she's from out of town.
533
00:36:23,390 --> 00:36:25,557
- What do I do?
- Find out where she's from,
534
00:36:25,642 --> 00:36:27,851
and get her there.
And make sure it's cheap.
535
00:36:27,936 --> 00:36:29,812
If Nancy calls me,
I need to talk to her.
536
00:36:29,896 --> 00:36:31,814
Giselle? Don't drink that, OK?
537
00:36:31,898 --> 00:36:34,191
I have a meeting.
Sam is gonna get you home.
538
00:36:34,276 --> 00:36:36,402
Sam? This is Giselle.
Giselle, this is Sam.
539
00:36:36,486 --> 00:36:38,028
- Yes? Hi.
- Stay out of trouble.
540
00:36:40,949 --> 00:36:44,326
Oh... Oh.
541
00:36:44,411 --> 00:36:48,247
- It's nice to meet you.
- It's nice to meet you too.
542
00:36:57,716 --> 00:36:58,882
Your Majesty.
543
00:36:58,967 --> 00:37:01,760
- Nathaniel!
- Your Majesty?
544
00:37:03,638 --> 00:37:05,681
Nathaniel, here!
545
00:37:06,891 --> 00:37:08,726
Nathaniel!
546
00:37:11,938 --> 00:37:16,108
Finally. Finally.
I'm boiling in here.
547
00:37:16,192 --> 00:37:19,737
- Have you found her yet?
- I'm afraid I haven't, My Lady.
548
00:37:19,821 --> 00:37:23,032
Time is of the essence.
549
00:37:23,116 --> 00:37:26,035
We can't risk my stepson
bringing the girl back.
550
00:37:26,119 --> 00:37:28,078
He shan't, Your Majesty!
I swear it!
551
00:37:28,163 --> 00:37:32,499
No, he shan't. I intend to make
absolutely certain of that.
552
00:37:32,584 --> 00:37:35,377
But, Your Majesty,
how exactly did you...?
553
00:37:36,629 --> 00:37:41,342
...ever end up tasting so...
Mmm... delicious?
554
00:37:43,345 --> 00:37:46,013
Poisoned apples, My Lady.
555
00:37:46,097 --> 00:37:49,641
- You want me to...?
- Don't you see, my darling?
556
00:37:49,726 --> 00:37:54,897
If there's ever going to be
a happily ever after for us...
557
00:37:54,981 --> 00:37:57,232
- Hmm?
- Happily...
558
00:37:57,317 --> 00:38:00,778
...ever after?
Oh, My Lady.
559
00:38:00,862 --> 00:38:03,030
Mmm, yes.
It won't be difficult.
560
00:38:03,114 --> 00:38:06,658
It's just one bite.
That's all it takes.
561
00:38:06,743 --> 00:38:10,829
One small bite to drag her down
562
00:38:10,914 --> 00:38:14,708
into a deep and troubled sleep.
563
00:38:14,793 --> 00:38:17,252
And when the hands
of the clock strike 12,
564
00:38:17,337 --> 00:38:20,798
that precious little pretender
to my throne
565
00:38:20,882 --> 00:38:22,966
will be gone!
566
00:38:23,051 --> 00:38:26,387
It shall be done, My Lady.
567
00:38:26,471 --> 00:38:28,472
- I swear it.
- Yes.
568
00:38:28,556 --> 00:38:31,850
You'll find the girl
at Columbus Circle...
569
00:38:32,811 --> 00:38:34,353
Your Majesty?
570
00:38:37,899 --> 00:38:39,817
Hello.
571
00:38:39,901 --> 00:38:41,693
You little...
572
00:38:41,778 --> 00:38:43,987
Whoa! Hey!
573
00:38:54,874 --> 00:38:57,334
- Pip!
- Sire! Sire, please. I beg of you.
574
00:38:57,419 --> 00:39:00,921
Don't listen to that
insane little vermin.
575
00:39:01,005 --> 00:39:03,006
He's probably eaten some bad nuts.
576
00:39:03,091 --> 00:39:05,050
We should put him down
for his own good.
577
00:39:05,135 --> 00:39:06,844
Nathaniel, please.
Let him speak.
578
00:39:06,928 --> 00:39:10,013
But, sire! No. He's delirious.
He came to tell all sorts of...
579
00:39:15,019 --> 00:39:17,312
Go ahead, Pip.
580
00:39:17,397 --> 00:39:20,065
What is it you want to say?
581
00:39:20,150 --> 00:39:22,776
You watch me. OK?
582
00:39:23,945 --> 00:39:26,780
Nathaniel?
583
00:39:26,865 --> 00:39:29,366
Uh-huh. Nathaniel...
584
00:39:29,451 --> 00:39:33,203
- Nathaniel's glad to have me near.
- No, no, no.
585
00:39:33,288 --> 00:39:36,123
Hmm... Oh!
586
00:39:52,807 --> 00:39:54,766
Oh, oh, oh!
I know this.
587
00:39:54,851 --> 00:39:57,769
- Uh...
- Apple?
588
00:39:57,854 --> 00:39:59,521
No, thank you.
589
00:39:59,606 --> 00:40:01,064
It's good.
590
00:40:01,149 --> 00:40:03,609
Oh, OK.
591
00:40:07,322 --> 00:40:08,906
Ta-da!
592
00:40:13,661 --> 00:40:17,164
You feel you'd die without me here.
593
00:40:20,877 --> 00:40:22,294
Yes. Here we go. Good.
594
00:40:22,378 --> 00:40:25,255
Well, I have to say,
I really think that went well.
595
00:40:25,340 --> 00:40:27,716
There's no reason not
to be reasonable.
596
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:30,928
Great. We might be in the
neighborhood of a settlement.
597
00:40:31,012 --> 00:40:33,555
Excuse me. I'm gonna
check on your cars for a second.
598
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:35,182
- Sorry.
- What? What?
599
00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:37,559
She has no driver's license.
No passport.
600
00:40:37,644 --> 00:40:39,436
Can't find this place she comes from.
601
00:40:39,521 --> 00:40:40,687
- What place?
- Andalusia.
602
00:40:40,772 --> 00:40:41,980
- Andalasia.
- Whatever.
603
00:40:42,065 --> 00:40:43,982
I've called every travel agent.
604
00:40:44,067 --> 00:40:46,276
I don't know if it's
a country or a city.
605
00:40:46,361 --> 00:40:49,446
- It can't be a state.
- More like a state of mind.
606
00:40:49,531 --> 00:40:52,407
She told me it's just
beyond the Meadows of Joy
607
00:40:52,492 --> 00:40:55,577
and the Valley of Contentment.
What is that all about?
608
00:40:58,373 --> 00:41:02,125
Oh, my goodness.
Your hair is lovely.
609
00:41:02,210 --> 00:41:04,753
- You're beautiful.
- Well, thank you.
610
00:41:04,837 --> 00:41:07,631
The man who holds your heart
is a lucky fellow indeed.
611
00:41:07,715 --> 00:41:10,592
- You try telling him that.
- I'm certain he already knows.
612
00:41:10,677 --> 00:41:14,221
- Excuse me?
- Are you him?
613
00:41:14,305 --> 00:41:18,392
You are very lucky. Just look
at the way her eyes sparkle.
614
00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:21,478
- It's no wonder you're in love.
- I got it!
615
00:41:21,563 --> 00:41:24,731
Excuse me. I'm sorry.
Giselle? Please?
616
00:41:24,816 --> 00:41:27,818
It's not like that, all right?
They're not together anymore.
617
00:41:27,902 --> 00:41:30,362
- I don't understand.
- They're getting a divorce.
618
00:41:30,446 --> 00:41:33,198
- Separating from each other.
- Separating?
619
00:41:33,283 --> 00:41:34,950
- Yeah.
- For how long?
620
00:41:35,034 --> 00:41:38,161
- Forever.
- Forever and ever?
621
00:41:38,246 --> 00:41:41,039
Shh. Yes.
622
00:41:41,124 --> 00:41:43,792
- Oh, no.
- What are you doing?
623
00:41:43,876 --> 00:41:45,961
- Don't cry.
- Are you crying?
624
00:41:46,045 --> 00:41:47,963
- She's not.
- I'm sorry. I can't help it.
625
00:41:48,047 --> 00:41:50,757
- Is she actually crying?
- It's just so sad.
626
00:41:50,842 --> 00:41:53,218
What kind of an operation
are you running here?
627
00:41:53,303 --> 00:41:54,886
This is so unprofessional.
628
00:41:54,971 --> 00:41:57,514
Good morning, Phoebe.
How are you? It's good to...
629
00:41:57,599 --> 00:42:00,017
if you guys
are trying to manipulate us,
630
00:42:00,101 --> 00:42:02,853
you can throw this whole deal out.
631
00:42:04,856 --> 00:42:06,982
What is going on here?
Who's she?
632
00:42:07,066 --> 00:42:09,568
Uh, a friend. No, she's
an acquaintance, actually.
633
00:42:09,652 --> 00:42:12,821
You begged me to put you on the case,
and this is what I get for it?
634
00:42:12,905 --> 00:42:15,032
I walk in here
and find everybody upset?
635
00:42:15,116 --> 00:42:17,326
And some girl is crying
like we're on Oprah.
636
00:42:17,410 --> 00:42:20,704
I'll take care of it.
Carl, it's gonna be fine.
637
00:42:20,788 --> 00:42:23,165
- What is wrong with you?
- Me?
638
00:42:23,249 --> 00:42:25,876
Yes, you. This whole Kumbaya,
Up With People routine.
639
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:28,795
- Those people are in real pain.
- Of course they're in pain.
640
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:30,255
They're separated forever.
641
00:42:30,340 --> 00:42:32,382
Married one day
and the next they're not.
642
00:42:32,467 --> 00:42:35,010
- What sort of awful place is this?
- It's reality.
643
00:42:35,094 --> 00:42:37,346
Well, I think I'd prefer to be
in Andalasia.
644
00:42:37,430 --> 00:42:40,223
- I think I'd prefer that too.
- Get in, please.
645
00:42:42,310 --> 00:42:47,230
I wonder if we might cover
more ground separately, sire.
646
00:42:47,315 --> 00:42:51,276
Uh, you by yourself,
and me with it.
647
00:42:51,361 --> 00:42:54,071
An inspired plan, Nathaniel.
648
00:42:54,155 --> 00:42:56,323
Where do you suppose I should look?
649
00:43:07,502 --> 00:43:09,753
Look, sire! Over there!
650
00:43:09,837 --> 00:43:11,254
Ah! Giselle!
651
00:43:11,339 --> 00:43:15,258
Run to her, sire! Hurry!
Not a moment to lose!
652
00:43:15,343 --> 00:43:18,512
- Giselle!
- I try to do the right thing.
653
00:43:18,596 --> 00:43:20,138
Oh, you've been very nice to me.
654
00:43:20,223 --> 00:43:24,267
Severely punished for it.
OK, look, Giselle?
655
00:43:24,352 --> 00:43:26,436
- I can't help you anymore. OK?
- What?
656
00:43:26,521 --> 00:43:30,190
Here's some money. I want you
to take it. Call your prince.
657
00:43:30,274 --> 00:43:32,109
Have him pick you up,
bring his horse.
658
00:43:32,193 --> 00:43:34,986
Because I honestly,
I just can't handle it.
659
00:43:35,071 --> 00:43:38,448
- Robert?
- Just go.
660
00:43:38,533 --> 00:43:40,826
I'm so sorry.
661
00:43:40,910 --> 00:43:43,745
You have been a very kind friend
to me when I had none.
662
00:43:43,830 --> 00:43:48,250
And I would never want to make you
unhappy or cause you any trouble, so...
663
00:43:49,919 --> 00:43:51,712
...I'll go.
664
00:43:51,796 --> 00:43:56,383
I wish you every happiness.
665
00:44:19,115 --> 00:44:20,991
You have lovely friends.
666
00:44:21,075 --> 00:44:24,286
Would you like to feed
the birds? Just a dollar a bag.
667
00:44:24,370 --> 00:44:26,329
Certainly.
668
00:44:26,414 --> 00:44:28,165
By chance,
have you seen my prince?
669
00:44:28,249 --> 00:44:30,208
He was here.
670
00:44:30,293 --> 00:44:33,086
- Do you really think so?
- Oh, yes.
671
00:44:33,171 --> 00:44:35,630
- Oh!
- Giselle? What are you doing?
672
00:44:35,715 --> 00:44:38,800
- Robert! This is Clara.
- Mm-hmm.
673
00:44:38,885 --> 00:44:40,302
- She saw Edward.
- Oh.
674
00:44:40,386 --> 00:44:42,763
He was on the bus this morning.
675
00:44:42,847 --> 00:44:46,516
- He tried to kill me!
- Great. Wonderful. Thank you.
676
00:44:46,601 --> 00:44:47,976
- Oh!
- What are you thinking?
677
00:44:48,060 --> 00:44:50,687
- You can't just give people money.
- You gave me money.
678
00:44:50,772 --> 00:44:54,024
- That's not the point.
- And she was very helpful.
679
00:44:54,108 --> 00:44:56,109
So, what's the deal,
this prince of yours?
680
00:44:56,194 --> 00:45:00,113
- How long you two been together?
- Oh, about a day.
681
00:45:00,198 --> 00:45:02,783
You mean it feels like a day
because you're so in love?
682
00:45:02,867 --> 00:45:06,661
- No. It's been a day.
- You're kidding me. A day?
683
00:45:06,746 --> 00:45:08,371
- One day?
- Yes.
684
00:45:08,456 --> 00:45:11,833
- And tomorrowwill be two days.
- You're joking.
685
00:45:11,918 --> 00:45:13,710
- No. I'm not.
- Yeah, you are.
686
00:45:13,795 --> 00:45:15,378
But I'm not.
687
00:45:15,463 --> 00:45:19,007
You're gonna marry somebody after a day
because you fell in love with him?
688
00:45:19,091 --> 00:45:21,593
Yes.
689
00:45:21,677 --> 00:45:23,220
Yes!
690
00:45:27,934 --> 00:45:30,811
Oh! Ooh!
691
00:45:32,271 --> 00:45:34,815
I don't get it. How can you talk
about loving some guy
692
00:45:34,899 --> 00:45:38,068
- you don't even know?
- Well, I knowwhat's in his heart.
693
00:45:38,152 --> 00:45:40,529
Oh, OK. Great.
694
00:45:40,613 --> 00:45:42,739
This was so yummy.
695
00:45:42,824 --> 00:45:45,075
I didn't know that food
could taste like this.
696
00:45:45,159 --> 00:45:47,410
- You all done? OK.
- Mmm!
697
00:45:47,495 --> 00:45:50,413
- Let me put that out for you.
- What about you?
698
00:45:50,498 --> 00:45:54,835
- How long have you known your Nancy?
- Uh, it's five years.
699
00:45:54,919 --> 00:45:57,671
- And you haven't proposed?
- Well, no. l...
700
00:45:57,755 --> 00:45:59,256
Well, no wonder she's angry.
701
00:45:59,340 --> 00:46:01,550
Hello, nice lady.
702
00:46:01,634 --> 00:46:05,512
You wantjuicy,
sweet caramel apple, maybe?
703
00:46:05,596 --> 00:46:06,721
Mm.
704
00:46:06,806 --> 00:46:09,432
No charge for the beautiful
young woman.
705
00:46:09,517 --> 00:46:11,351
- Oh, really. It's free?
- Of course!
706
00:46:11,435 --> 00:46:14,145
Today is free caramel apple day.
707
00:46:14,230 --> 00:46:18,525
Tomorrow is free beef... jerky.
708
00:46:18,609 --> 00:46:21,111
Thank you very much, kind sir.
709
00:46:21,195 --> 00:46:25,323
You're welcome, miss.
710
00:46:25,408 --> 00:46:27,158
You...
711
00:46:31,289 --> 00:46:33,373
Shut up.
712
00:46:33,457 --> 00:46:36,626
Most normal people get to know
each other before they get married.
713
00:46:36,711 --> 00:46:38,920
They date.
714
00:46:39,005 --> 00:46:41,172
- Date?
- Yeah. You know, date.
715
00:46:41,257 --> 00:46:44,342
You go someplace special.
You know, like a restaurant,
716
00:46:44,427 --> 00:46:48,471
or a movie, a museum. Or you
just hang out and you talk.
717
00:46:48,556 --> 00:46:51,683
- What do you talk about?
- About each other.
718
00:46:51,767 --> 00:46:54,227
About yourself.
About your interests.
719
00:46:54,312 --> 00:46:56,521
Your likes, your dislikes.
You talk!
720
00:46:56,606 --> 00:46:59,316
You have such strange
ideas about love.
721
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:03,069
Maybe we should do what you would do.
You meet, have lunch, and get married.
722
00:47:03,154 --> 00:47:05,155
Oh! You forgot
about happily ever after.
723
00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:07,532
Forget "happily ever after."
it doesn't exist.
724
00:47:07,617 --> 00:47:09,910
Well, of course it does.
Oh!
725
00:47:09,994 --> 00:47:11,995
Oh!
726
00:47:12,079 --> 00:47:15,081
I hate to disagree,
but marriages are a success
727
00:47:15,166 --> 00:47:16,416
if they manage not to end.
728
00:47:16,500 --> 00:47:19,294
- Forget about happiness.
- What about you and Nancy?
729
00:47:19,378 --> 00:47:21,630
You know that you will
live happily ever after.
730
00:47:21,714 --> 00:47:26,134
I don't know if I'll make it
through today, let alone a lifetime.
731
00:47:26,218 --> 00:47:28,845
That's what I'm trying to tell you.
It's complicated.
732
00:47:28,930 --> 00:47:31,014
But it doesn't have to be.
733
00:47:31,098 --> 00:47:33,767
- Not if she knows.
- Knows what?
734
00:47:33,851 --> 00:47:36,311
- How much you really love her.
- Of course she does.
735
00:47:36,395 --> 00:47:39,522
We just don't talk about it every minute
of the day, but she knows.
736
00:47:39,607 --> 00:47:41,358
- How?
- What do you mean, "how?"
737
00:47:41,442 --> 00:47:45,028
♪ How does she know
738
00:47:45,112 --> 00:47:48,156
- ♪ You love her?
- No. Don't.
739
00:47:48,240 --> 00:47:51,785
- ♪ How does she know
- People looking.
740
00:47:51,869 --> 00:47:55,830
- ♪ She's yours?
- Don't sing. It's OK.
741
00:47:55,915 --> 00:47:58,208
Let's just walk.
Can we walk? OK?
742
00:47:58,292 --> 00:47:59,751
- Well, does she?
- Yeah.
743
00:47:59,835 --> 00:48:02,170
♪ How does she know
that you love her?
744
00:48:02,254 --> 00:48:03,838
- Oh.
- He knows the song too?
745
00:48:03,923 --> 00:48:06,299
♪ How do you
show her you love her?
746
00:48:08,177 --> 00:48:10,553
♪ How does she know
that you really
747
00:48:10,638 --> 00:48:13,723
- ♪ Really, truly love her?
- I've never heard this song.
748
00:48:13,808 --> 00:48:16,142
♪ How does she know
that you love her?
749
00:48:16,227 --> 00:48:19,187
- ♪ How do you show her you love her?
- Really nice work.
750
00:48:19,271 --> 00:48:22,190
- ♪ How does she know that you really
- That's it. OK.
751
00:48:22,274 --> 00:48:24,359
- ♪ Truly love her?
- Let's go.
752
00:48:24,443 --> 00:48:29,406
♪ It's not enough to take
the one you love for granted
753
00:48:29,490 --> 00:48:34,244
♪ You must remind her
or she'll be inclined to say
754
00:48:34,328 --> 00:48:37,372
♪ How do I know
755
00:48:37,456 --> 00:48:39,708
♪ He loves me?
756
00:48:39,792 --> 00:48:42,669
♪ How do I know
757
00:48:42,753 --> 00:48:45,255
♪ He's mine?
758
00:48:45,339 --> 00:48:48,425
♪ Well, does he leave
a little note to tell you
759
00:48:48,509 --> 00:48:51,511
♪ You are on his mind?
760
00:48:51,595 --> 00:48:55,348
♪ Send you yellow flowers
when the sky is gray?
761
00:48:55,433 --> 00:48:59,936
♪ Hey, he'll find
a newway to show you
762
00:49:00,021 --> 00:49:02,856
♪ A little bit every day
763
00:49:02,940 --> 00:49:05,442
♪ That's how you know
764
00:49:05,526 --> 00:49:09,946
♪ That's how you know
he's your love
765
00:49:10,031 --> 00:49:12,657
- See?
- I've seen quite enough. Let's go.
766
00:49:12,742 --> 00:49:14,325
- A ball?
- Yeah.
767
00:49:14,410 --> 00:49:17,662
- That would be fun!
- That would not be fun.
768
00:49:19,874 --> 00:49:22,500
♪ You got to show her
you need her
769
00:49:22,585 --> 00:49:25,211
♪ Don't treat her
like a mind reader
770
00:49:25,296 --> 00:49:27,672
♪ Each day do something
to lead her
771
00:49:27,757 --> 00:49:30,550
♪ To believe you love her
772
00:49:30,634 --> 00:49:35,305
♪ Everybody wants to live
happily ever after
773
00:49:35,389 --> 00:49:40,310
♪ Everybody wants to know
their true love is true
774
00:49:40,394 --> 00:49:46,066
♪ How do you
know he loves you?
775
00:49:46,150 --> 00:49:51,321
♪ How do you know he's yours?
776
00:49:51,405 --> 00:49:56,785
♪ Well, does he take you out dancing
just so he can hold you close?
777
00:49:56,869 --> 00:49:58,078
I don't dance.
778
00:49:58,162 --> 00:50:02,582
♪ Dedicate a song with words
meantjust for you? Ooh
779
00:50:02,666 --> 00:50:06,419
- And I really don't sing.
- ♪ He'll find his own way to tell you
780
00:50:06,504 --> 00:50:09,130
♪ With the little things he'll do
781
00:50:09,215 --> 00:50:11,424
♪ That's how you know
782
00:50:11,509 --> 00:50:16,888
♪ That's how you know
he's your love
783
00:50:19,308 --> 00:50:23,686
♪ He's your love
784
00:50:23,771 --> 00:50:25,980
Giselle!
785
00:50:29,443 --> 00:50:34,489
♪ I've been dreaming...
786
00:50:40,704 --> 00:50:43,373
Take these flowers to Nancy, please?
787
00:50:43,457 --> 00:50:46,501
Are you crazy? They're birds.
They don't knowwhere she lives.
788
00:50:49,130 --> 00:50:52,132
♪ That's how you know
789
00:50:52,216 --> 00:50:54,634
♪ He loves you
790
00:50:54,718 --> 00:50:57,554
♪ That's how you know
791
00:50:57,638 --> 00:50:59,722
♪ it's true
792
00:50:59,807 --> 00:51:02,517
♪ Because he'll wear
your favorite color
793
00:51:02,601 --> 00:51:06,229
♪ Just so he can match your eyes
794
00:51:06,313 --> 00:51:08,189
♪ Plan a private picnic
795
00:51:08,274 --> 00:51:12,318
♪ By the fire's glow, oh
796
00:51:12,403 --> 00:51:14,946
♪ His heart'll be yours forever
797
00:51:15,030 --> 00:51:17,824
♪ Something every day
will show
798
00:51:17,908 --> 00:51:33,590
♪ That's how you know
799
00:51:33,674 --> 00:51:34,924
♪ He's your love
800
00:51:35,009 --> 00:51:37,260
♪ That's how she knows
that you love her
801
00:51:37,344 --> 00:51:39,637
♪ That's how you show her
you love her
802
00:51:39,722 --> 00:51:44,142
- ♪ That's how you know
- ♪ You've got to show her you need her
803
00:51:44,226 --> 00:51:49,439
♪ That's how you know
804
00:51:49,523 --> 00:51:55,528
♪ He's your love ♪
805
00:51:58,866 --> 00:51:59,866
Thank you.
806
00:52:03,412 --> 00:52:06,539
Thank you.
807
00:52:06,624 --> 00:52:09,459
So much. Thank you.
808
00:52:09,543 --> 00:52:12,295
- Nancy?
- Thank you so much for the flowers.
809
00:52:12,379 --> 00:52:14,964
Well, you're welcome.
No, I'm glad you liked them.
810
00:52:15,049 --> 00:52:17,258
- She got the flowers.
- Catch you at a bad time?
811
00:52:17,343 --> 00:52:19,719
Yeah. You wouldn't believe
where I am right now.
812
00:52:19,803 --> 00:52:23,473
Sire! Oh dear, oh dear.
813
00:52:23,557 --> 00:52:27,352
- You've fallen on your royal...
- I know.
814
00:52:28,479 --> 00:52:29,771
Ah!
815
00:52:41,742 --> 00:52:43,576
- I love them so much.
- Really?
816
00:52:43,661 --> 00:52:46,663
Usually you send those e-mail cards
with the digital flowers.
817
00:52:46,747 --> 00:52:49,999
These are exquisite. Where do you find
live doves in New York City?
818
00:52:50,084 --> 00:52:52,961
- Oh, it's a long story.
- And these? Oh!
819
00:52:53,045 --> 00:52:55,171
- We're going to a ball?
- You don't have to.
820
00:52:55,256 --> 00:52:57,382
Are you kidding me?
It's so romantic.
821
00:52:57,466 --> 00:52:59,634
- So spontaneous!
- Good.
822
00:52:59,718 --> 00:53:02,845
- I can't wait.
- Good. Great.
823
00:53:02,930 --> 00:53:04,472
And...
824
00:53:04,556 --> 00:53:07,809
...as far as Giselle's concerned,
I'm just trying to help her.
825
00:53:07,893 --> 00:53:09,394
- Nothing's...
- You know what?
826
00:53:09,478 --> 00:53:14,148
If you say nothing happened,
nothing happened. I trust you.
827
00:53:14,233 --> 00:53:18,945
- So tomorrow night, then.
- This is so unlike you.
828
00:53:56,900 --> 00:54:00,737
...middle of Times Square with that bus
driver who was ambushed earlier today
829
00:54:00,821 --> 00:54:04,866
it appears this odd little box
controls the magic mirror.
830
00:54:04,950 --> 00:54:08,494
They were dressed
all freaky. Then this chipmunk...
831
00:54:08,579 --> 00:54:11,331
I've always been in love with you.
832
00:54:12,791 --> 00:54:16,210
Don't you have any self-respect?
833
00:54:18,255 --> 00:54:20,340
I don't need self-respect.
834
00:54:21,592 --> 00:54:23,343
I just need your lips against mine.
835
00:54:25,095 --> 00:54:29,057
Wait, sire!
Go back! Go back! Please!
836
00:54:29,141 --> 00:54:32,935
How could I love a man
who doesn't even like himself?
837
00:54:39,068 --> 00:54:42,528
Get away from me, Jerry!
You disgust me!
838
00:54:42,613 --> 00:54:45,615
I can't help my
feelings for you, Angela.
839
00:54:45,699 --> 00:54:48,451
It's love that makes me
act this crazy.
840
00:54:48,535 --> 00:54:52,038
This isn't love.
This is infatuation.
841
00:54:53,791 --> 00:54:56,376
Shh, shh, shh.
842
00:54:56,460 --> 00:54:57,960
Oh. Shh.
843
00:55:01,632 --> 00:55:03,174
Nathaniel likes the way I leap?
844
00:55:08,180 --> 00:55:10,139
I'm handsome even when I sleep?
845
00:55:15,896 --> 00:55:17,897
Sad little chipmunk.
846
00:55:17,981 --> 00:55:21,359
Aw, deranged from exhaustion.
847
00:55:21,443 --> 00:55:25,571
Aw. Maybe you'd like to snuggle
in a nice little nook
848
00:55:25,656 --> 00:55:27,407
for the night, eh?
849
00:55:42,423 --> 00:55:44,590
Night-night.
850
00:55:47,094 --> 00:55:49,846
Sleep tight.
851
00:55:49,930 --> 00:55:52,557
I think I need some air, sire.
852
00:55:55,936 --> 00:55:59,063
I don't like them sad endings.
853
00:56:02,443 --> 00:56:04,068
Sire.
854
00:56:04,778 --> 00:56:07,196
Do you...
855
00:56:07,281 --> 00:56:08,614
...like yourself?
856
00:56:10,242 --> 00:56:12,201
What's not to like?
857
00:57:04,087 --> 00:57:05,546
Where'd he go?
858
00:57:07,299 --> 00:57:09,926
♪ When the moon hits your eye
859
00:57:10,010 --> 00:57:12,720
♪ Like a big pizza pie...
860
00:57:12,804 --> 00:57:15,264
Oh, yeah. Here.
Watch this.
861
00:57:15,349 --> 00:57:19,101
Watch very carefully. I'm gonna
put it in this hand like that.
862
00:57:19,186 --> 00:57:21,938
Oh, do it again! Show me!
That's wonderful.
863
00:57:22,022 --> 00:57:24,106
- Show me again!
- All right. Last time.
864
00:57:24,191 --> 00:57:25,566
There you go. There it is.
865
00:57:25,651 --> 00:57:27,360
And look.
866
00:57:28,862 --> 00:57:31,364
You're a wizard!
867
00:57:34,993 --> 00:57:36,494
What?
868
00:57:37,871 --> 00:57:40,039
- This is a very nice place.
- Yeah.
869
00:57:40,123 --> 00:57:42,959
- And we're eating dinner?
- Yeah.
870
00:57:43,043 --> 00:57:45,586
- This is a date.
- Yeah.
871
00:57:45,671 --> 00:57:49,215
No! No! No, no. We're just...
872
00:57:49,299 --> 00:57:51,300
We're just friends.
873
00:57:51,385 --> 00:57:55,304
Besides, people don't usually
bring their children on dates.
874
00:57:56,265 --> 00:57:57,723
That's too bad.
875
00:57:57,808 --> 00:58:01,435
Morgan's a lovely girl.
She's very kind and very sweet.
876
00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:03,479
Yeah. She's great.
877
00:58:06,066 --> 00:58:10,278
- What?
- Does she miss her terribly?
878
00:58:10,362 --> 00:58:12,154
- Miss who?
- Her mother.
879
00:58:12,239 --> 00:58:13,573
Um...
880
00:58:14,825 --> 00:58:16,867
- Well, we just...
- What?
881
00:58:19,329 --> 00:58:21,330
- We don't talk about it.
- Oh.
882
00:58:21,415 --> 00:58:23,583
I'm very sorry.
I didn't mean to pry.
883
00:58:23,667 --> 00:58:25,835
No, no. It's OK.
It's just...
884
00:58:27,588 --> 00:58:32,008
I don't talk about it...
to Morgan or to anybody.
885
00:58:32,092 --> 00:58:35,511
- Because it was very sad?
- Not at first.
886
00:58:35,596 --> 00:58:39,307
- You were in love.
- Yeah.
887
00:58:39,391 --> 00:58:41,601
Yeah.
888
00:58:41,685 --> 00:58:44,687
- That was the problem.
- How could that be a problem?
889
00:58:44,771 --> 00:58:48,399
Because love... The lovey-dovey
version that you talk about?
890
00:58:48,483 --> 00:58:50,568
It's fantasy.
891
00:58:50,652 --> 00:58:53,112
And one day,
you have to wake up and...
892
00:58:54,531 --> 00:58:58,117
- ...you're in the real world.
- What made you wake up?
893
00:58:59,911 --> 00:59:01,621
Well...
894
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:06,584
...she left.
895
00:59:09,004 --> 00:59:12,548
- I'm so sorry for you both.
- It's OK.
896
00:59:12,633 --> 00:59:15,343
I'm a big boy.
I can handle it.
897
00:59:15,427 --> 00:59:17,136
It's her I worry about, though.
898
00:59:17,220 --> 00:59:21,057
I know she's shy. I know she
doesn't have very many friends.
899
00:59:21,141 --> 00:59:23,142
I just want her to be strong,
you know?
900
00:59:23,226 --> 00:59:26,062
To be able to face
the world for what it is.
901
00:59:26,146 --> 00:59:28,356
That's why I don't
encourage the fairy tales.
902
00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:30,524
I don't want to set her up
903
00:59:30,609 --> 00:59:33,361
to believe in this
"dreams come true" nonsense.
904
00:59:33,445 --> 00:59:35,738
But dreams do come true.
905
00:59:35,822 --> 00:59:38,532
And maybe something
wonderful will happen.
906
00:59:38,617 --> 00:59:41,994
Yeah, well, I forgot
who I was talking to.
907
00:59:42,079 --> 00:59:44,789
Well, I hope you don't forget.
908
00:59:44,873 --> 00:59:45,998
I like talking to you.
909
00:59:46,083 --> 00:59:48,751
For the nice lady.
910
00:59:48,835 --> 00:59:50,878
From a secret admirer.
911
00:59:50,962 --> 00:59:53,255
How come people keep
giving you free stuff?
912
00:59:53,340 --> 00:59:57,927
- What is it?
- It's an apple martini, miss.
913
00:59:58,011 --> 01:00:00,429
Apple mar... Ooh!
It looks yummy.
914
01:00:00,514 --> 01:00:02,723
Be careful. It's poisonous.
915
01:00:04,226 --> 01:00:06,519
- You're joking.
- Yeah.
916
01:00:07,854 --> 01:00:10,106
They'll creep up on you.
I'd be careful.
917
01:00:10,190 --> 01:00:15,069
- Well, I'll just have one sip.
- A sip is all it takes.
918
01:00:15,153 --> 01:00:16,445
Oh.
919
01:00:18,490 --> 01:00:21,283
- Hi-yah!
- Oh!
920
01:00:21,368 --> 01:00:22,952
You miserable...
921
01:00:23,036 --> 01:00:25,788
There's a rodent on the table!
Can we get some help here?
922
01:00:25,872 --> 01:00:27,790
He's telling me something!
923
01:00:27,874 --> 01:00:31,252
Pip, you're here! Oh!
924
01:00:32,629 --> 01:00:35,131
- It's chewing off her face!
- A chipmunk!
925
01:00:35,215 --> 01:00:37,133
That thing's loaded with disease.
926
01:00:37,217 --> 01:00:38,968
Edward is here!
927
01:00:39,052 --> 01:00:42,722
- Edward is here!
- I'll save you, miss!
928
01:00:42,806 --> 01:00:44,515
Oh, my! Pip?
929
01:00:44,599 --> 01:00:47,184
- Okey-dokey.
- Duck!
930
01:00:51,231 --> 01:00:52,648
Let me see your face.
931
01:00:52,733 --> 01:00:56,694
I'm fine!
Pip wouldn't scratch me! No!
932
01:00:56,778 --> 01:01:00,990
- Where's Pip? Where is he?
- The pizza's breathing!
933
01:01:03,869 --> 01:01:05,745
Oh! Pip!
934
01:01:17,924 --> 01:01:19,175
Oh, no.
935
01:01:21,261 --> 01:01:22,386
Pip.
936
01:01:22,471 --> 01:01:24,388
What's wrong? Are you OK?
937
01:01:25,265 --> 01:01:27,016
Oh, Daddy.
938
01:01:34,274 --> 01:01:37,860
Tell me magic mirror,
what is this awful place?
939
01:01:37,944 --> 01:01:40,738
Why is everything so difficult?
940
01:01:40,822 --> 01:01:43,157
Will I ever find my heart's duet?
941
01:01:43,241 --> 01:01:46,827
Preliminary search of the pizza oven
did not reveal any rodent remains.
942
01:01:46,912 --> 01:01:48,454
This animal's still out there.
943
01:01:48,538 --> 01:01:51,081
Joining us is the woman
who was attacked
944
01:01:51,166 --> 01:01:52,708
- by this chipmunk.
- Giselle!
945
01:01:52,793 --> 01:01:54,502
Tell us, how does it feel
946
01:01:54,586 --> 01:01:57,838
knowing this dangerous animal
is most likely still alive?
947
01:01:57,923 --> 01:02:01,675
Wonderful! Pip is my very
best friend, and...
948
01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:03,219
Giselle, why don't we go home?
949
01:02:03,303 --> 01:02:05,554
I wasn't finished.
One more question, please.
950
01:02:05,639 --> 01:02:07,306
What villainy is this?
951
01:02:07,390 --> 01:02:10,392
Is this unprovoked attack
part of some new trend?
952
01:02:10,477 --> 01:02:14,063
- Is rodent rage on the rise?
- Magic mirror, I beg you.
953
01:02:14,147 --> 01:02:16,649
- Tell me where she is!
- From 116th and Broadway...
954
01:02:16,733 --> 01:02:21,237
116th and Broadway!
Thank you, mirror.
955
01:02:21,321 --> 01:02:23,405
...I'm Mary llene Caselotti.
956
01:02:23,490 --> 01:02:27,201
My goodness. We sure
had a lot of excitement tonight.
957
01:02:27,285 --> 01:02:30,079
- Were you scared earlier?
- A little bit.
958
01:02:30,163 --> 01:02:32,623
But do you
think Pip will be OK?
959
01:02:32,707 --> 01:02:34,959
Oh, I wouldn't
worry about Pip.
960
01:02:35,043 --> 01:02:37,044
He is very brave.
961
01:02:37,128 --> 01:02:40,881
I remember this one time
when the poor wolf
962
01:02:40,966 --> 01:02:42,967
was being chased by
Little Red Riding Hood
963
01:02:43,051 --> 01:02:47,137
around his grandmother's house
and she had an axe. Oh.
964
01:02:47,222 --> 01:02:49,223
And if Pip hadn't
been walking by to help,
965
01:02:49,307 --> 01:02:51,976
I don't know
what would've happened.
966
01:02:52,060 --> 01:02:54,979
I don't really
remember that version.
967
01:02:55,063 --> 01:02:57,982
Well, that's because Red
tells it a little differently.
968
01:02:59,025 --> 01:03:00,067
Good night, Giselle.
969
01:03:00,151 --> 01:03:02,111
And thank you for the nice story.
970
01:03:02,195 --> 01:03:03,988
Good night, Morgan.
971
01:03:33,977 --> 01:03:36,562
Ma'am! You cannot
let your dog do that here!
972
01:04:06,176 --> 01:04:08,093
You're too late.
973
01:04:09,471 --> 01:04:11,055
My apologies.
974
01:04:38,291 --> 01:04:40,793
Oh, Giselle!
975
01:04:49,552 --> 01:04:51,970
Look, uh, Giselle.
976
01:04:52,055 --> 01:04:55,516
That was a nice story about
your chipmunk friend and all.
977
01:04:55,600 --> 01:04:57,726
Yes.
978
01:04:57,811 --> 01:05:00,729
I know what it's like
when someone disappoints you.
979
01:05:00,814 --> 01:05:03,023
It's tempting to see things
the way you wish
980
01:05:03,108 --> 01:05:06,235
- instead of how they are.
- I don't wish that he's coming, Robert.
981
01:05:06,319 --> 01:05:07,319
He is.
982
01:05:07,404 --> 01:05:09,905
Right.
Because the chipmunk told you.
983
01:05:09,989 --> 01:05:12,074
Yes. Pip actually said...
984
01:05:12,158 --> 01:05:14,243
Knowwhat? I don't
know if you're kidding
985
01:05:14,327 --> 01:05:17,705
or being ironic,
because chipmunks don't talk.
986
01:05:17,789 --> 01:05:19,373
Well, not here they don't.
987
01:05:19,457 --> 01:05:22,000
So in lieu of taking advice
from a forest rodent,
988
01:05:22,085 --> 01:05:24,253
I just wanted to say that, uh...
989
01:05:24,337 --> 01:05:27,715
...if it did work out and you
decided to stay in New York,
990
01:05:27,799 --> 01:05:31,301
- I'd like to help.
- That's very kind of you, Robert.
991
01:05:31,386 --> 01:05:34,096
- But Edward is coming for me.
- But what if he doesn't?
992
01:05:34,180 --> 01:05:35,931
Why do you keep saying that?
993
01:05:36,015 --> 01:05:38,267
Because I deal with this every day.
994
01:05:38,351 --> 01:05:40,936
If a relationship
has issues at the beginning,
995
01:05:41,020 --> 01:05:44,022
- it doesn't get any better.
- He is coming!
996
01:05:44,107 --> 01:05:47,234
Giselle, I don't think so. No.
997
01:05:47,318 --> 01:05:50,446
- Yes!
- I have to disagree. No.
998
01:05:50,530 --> 01:05:52,114
- No?
- No.
999
01:05:52,198 --> 01:05:55,534
Is that the only word that you know? No?
1000
01:05:55,618 --> 01:05:58,162
- No!
- Oh, yeah? No.
1001
01:05:58,246 --> 01:06:03,125
- No. I mean, no.
- No! No! Over and over again!
1002
01:06:03,209 --> 01:06:06,837
Every word out of your mouth
is "no"! It makes me so...
1003
01:06:06,921 --> 01:06:09,548
- Sometimes you make me so...
- I make you so what?
1004
01:06:09,632 --> 01:06:11,425
You make me so...
1005
01:06:11,509 --> 01:06:13,051
So...
1006
01:06:14,637 --> 01:06:17,973
...angry!
1007
01:06:18,057 --> 01:06:21,185
- I'm angry!
- Are you all right?
1008
01:06:21,269 --> 01:06:26,023
- I'm angry. I'm angry!
- Are you OK?
1009
01:06:26,107 --> 01:06:27,399
I'm...
1010
01:06:28,943 --> 01:06:30,986
I'm wonderful.
1011
01:06:34,157 --> 01:06:35,908
Are you sure?
1012
01:06:37,076 --> 01:06:39,036
Yes. I'm...
1013
01:06:40,747 --> 01:06:42,539
I'm fine.
1014
01:06:46,252 --> 01:06:48,003
I'm...
1015
01:06:48,087 --> 01:06:49,922
...fit as a fiddle.
1016
01:06:56,095 --> 01:06:57,888
OK.
1017
01:07:02,352 --> 01:07:03,769
Good night.
1018
01:07:16,407 --> 01:07:18,116
Oh, my.
1019
01:08:02,453 --> 01:08:04,496
- Good morning.
- Morning, Daddy.
1020
01:08:04,581 --> 01:08:06,415
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
1021
01:08:06,499 --> 01:08:10,419
Morning. Made breakfast.
Great.
1022
01:08:10,503 --> 01:08:12,087
I'll get it.
1023
01:08:12,171 --> 01:08:13,505
Thank you.
1024
01:08:14,924 --> 01:08:18,176
- That's a nice dress.
- Thank you.
1025
01:08:18,261 --> 01:08:20,512
It is I! Prince Edward of Andalasia,
1026
01:08:20,597 --> 01:08:23,223
come to rescue my lovely bride,
the fair Giselle!
1027
01:08:23,308 --> 01:08:25,225
- He's here.
- Apparently.
1028
01:08:25,310 --> 01:08:27,853
Oh, my. Oh, my goodness.
1029
01:08:27,937 --> 01:08:32,441
- Oh, um, how do I look?
- Slightly stunned.
1030
01:08:32,525 --> 01:08:36,862
- No. I mean, how do I look?
- You look...
1031
01:08:37,864 --> 01:08:39,072
...beautiful.
1032
01:08:41,117 --> 01:08:45,120
- Giselle!
- Edward!
1033
01:08:45,204 --> 01:08:49,082
Ah!
1034
01:08:50,877 --> 01:08:53,295
Could you...? I'm sorry.
But could you just be...?
1035
01:08:53,379 --> 01:08:55,923
- Could you just be careful?
- You!
1036
01:08:56,007 --> 01:08:58,175
- What?
- You're the one who's been
1037
01:08:58,259 --> 01:09:00,886
- holding my Giselle captive!
- Let's stay calm.
1038
01:09:00,970 --> 01:09:02,137
No!
1039
01:09:02,221 --> 01:09:06,475
- Any last words before I dispatch you?
- You have got to be kidding me.
1040
01:09:06,559 --> 01:09:08,060
Strange words.
1041
01:09:08,144 --> 01:09:11,939
No! No! No.
1042
01:09:12,023 --> 01:09:14,232
- These are my friends.
- Oh.
1043
01:09:14,317 --> 01:09:16,818
This is Morgan.
And Robert.
1044
01:09:16,903 --> 01:09:18,278
This is Edward.
1045
01:09:18,363 --> 01:09:21,990
♪ I've been dreaming
of a true love's kiss
1046
01:09:22,075 --> 01:09:23,325
He sings too.
1047
01:09:23,409 --> 01:09:27,537
♪ And a miss
I have begun to miss
1048
01:09:27,622 --> 01:09:31,291
♪ Pure and sweet
waiting to complete
1049
01:09:31,376 --> 01:09:35,212
♪ My love song
1050
01:09:35,296 --> 01:09:39,508
♪ Yes, somewhere there's
a maid I've never met
1051
01:09:39,592 --> 01:09:45,430
♪ Who was made
1052
01:09:48,184 --> 01:09:49,768
♪ To finish ♪
1053
01:09:49,852 --> 01:09:53,689
- What's wrong?
- You're not singing.
1054
01:09:53,773 --> 01:09:57,442
Oh. I'm not.
1055
01:09:58,778 --> 01:10:00,570
Well, I'm sorry.
1056
01:10:00,655 --> 01:10:03,156
- I was thinking.
- Thinking?
1057
01:10:03,241 --> 01:10:06,201
Before we leave, there's one
thing I would love to do.
1058
01:10:06,285 --> 01:10:08,870
Name it, my love,
and it is done.
1059
01:10:08,955 --> 01:10:12,791
- I want to go on a date.
- A date!
1060
01:10:14,585 --> 01:10:15,794
What's a date?
1061
01:10:17,046 --> 01:10:18,463
Well...
1062
01:10:19,799 --> 01:10:22,175
...we go out to dinner.
1063
01:10:22,260 --> 01:10:24,428
And we talk about ourselves.
1064
01:10:24,512 --> 01:10:29,057
Our likes and our dislikes.
Our interests.
1065
01:10:29,142 --> 01:10:30,976
A date.
1066
01:10:35,314 --> 01:10:38,734
And remember that you guys can come
and visit Andalasia anytime.
1067
01:10:38,818 --> 01:10:40,861
Sure. And if you ever come to town,
1068
01:10:40,945 --> 01:10:43,530
we should all get together for dinner.
1069
01:10:43,614 --> 01:10:45,323
That would be lovely.
1070
01:10:48,661 --> 01:10:50,787
We'll see each other soon.
1071
01:10:50,872 --> 01:10:53,749
It's not like we're talking
about, you know,
1072
01:10:53,833 --> 01:10:57,002
- forever.
- And ever.
1073
01:10:58,004 --> 01:10:59,880
So, uh...
1074
01:11:02,925 --> 01:11:04,509
...good luck on your date.
1075
01:11:06,179 --> 01:11:09,723
Oh, and you with Nancy.
1076
01:11:13,061 --> 01:11:17,856
And you. It was so nice
spending time with you.
1077
01:11:20,943 --> 01:11:24,029
I'll never forget you.
You know that.
1078
01:11:26,365 --> 01:11:27,532
Yeah?
1079
01:11:29,952 --> 01:11:33,288
Thank you for taking care
of my bride, peasants.
1080
01:11:40,630 --> 01:11:43,173
I'm going to really miss her.
1081
01:11:44,550 --> 01:11:45,717
Me, too, sweetheart.
1082
01:11:49,847 --> 01:11:51,223
Me too.
1083
01:12:01,609 --> 01:12:05,529
I don't know how they found
each other, Your Majesty.
1084
01:12:05,613 --> 01:12:07,656
- I really don't.
- You idiot!
1085
01:12:07,740 --> 01:12:11,827
- But, Your Majesty...
- I sent you to kill her, not save her.
1086
01:12:11,911 --> 01:12:16,414
- Can't you get that straight?
- I realize you're upset, madam.
1087
01:12:16,499 --> 01:12:19,167
But if you could find a way
to give me one more chance.
1088
01:12:19,252 --> 01:12:22,045
Another chance? Do you think
poison apples grow on trees?
1089
01:12:22,130 --> 01:12:26,007
There's only one left!
You are out of chances!
1090
01:12:26,092 --> 01:12:28,301
- But, Your Majesty, please!
- No, forget it!
1091
01:12:28,386 --> 01:12:33,515
I'm coming there! And I will
kill the little wretch myself!
1092
01:12:33,599 --> 01:12:35,684
Oh, pooh.
1093
01:12:46,112 --> 01:12:51,700
I was just thinking about what that girl
said about Phoebe's eyes sparkling.
1094
01:12:51,784 --> 01:12:55,537
I mean, it's the first thing
I noticed when we met.
1095
01:12:55,621 --> 01:12:57,372
- It's true.
- Mm.
1096
01:12:57,456 --> 01:13:01,877
- Her eyes really do sparkle.
- Ethan.
1097
01:13:01,961 --> 01:13:03,587
OK, look. Look.
1098
01:13:03,671 --> 01:13:06,381
As your attorney, Phoebe,
1099
01:13:06,465 --> 01:13:09,426
you can't let a chance encounter
with someone...
1100
01:13:09,510 --> 01:13:10,719
What if it wasn't chance?
1101
01:13:10,803 --> 01:13:13,305
What if it was no accident,
us meeting her.
1102
01:13:13,389 --> 01:13:16,641
- You guys had problems.
- Everybody has problems.
1103
01:13:16,726 --> 01:13:18,435
Everybody has bad times.
1104
01:13:18,519 --> 01:13:22,314
Do we sacrifice all of the good
times because of them?
1105
01:13:22,398 --> 01:13:24,065
No.
1106
01:13:40,124 --> 01:13:43,043
How did you like your hot dog?
1107
01:13:43,127 --> 01:13:46,963
Oh! It's not really a dog. They just
call it a hot dog here.
1108
01:13:49,550 --> 01:13:53,303
- It's quite excellent.
- Good.
1109
01:13:53,387 --> 01:13:57,265
Well! This has been a splendid date.
1110
01:13:57,350 --> 01:14:00,393
- Shall we go?
- Go where?
1111
01:14:00,478 --> 01:14:03,021
Back to Andalasia, of course.
To be married.
1112
01:14:03,105 --> 01:14:05,607
To live happily ever after
forever and ever.
1113
01:14:05,691 --> 01:14:10,695
Oh. Well, we don't have
to go right away.
1114
01:14:13,366 --> 01:14:16,326
How long do these dates usually last?
1115
01:14:16,410 --> 01:14:18,078
Oh, well...
1116
01:14:18,162 --> 01:14:21,498
They can go as long as you want, really.
1117
01:14:21,582 --> 01:14:23,708
They can just keep going and going,
1118
01:14:23,793 --> 01:14:26,962
just so long as you keep thinking
about activities that you can do.
1119
01:14:27,046 --> 01:14:29,923
- Activities?
- We could go to the museum.
1120
01:14:30,007 --> 01:14:33,510
Or to the theater?
1121
01:14:33,594 --> 01:14:37,305
- Or there's this ball.
- A ball?
1122
01:14:37,390 --> 01:14:39,015
Yes.
1123
01:14:39,100 --> 01:14:41,142
There's dancing and music.
1124
01:14:41,227 --> 01:14:43,812
- You like that.
- Well, I suppose.
1125
01:14:43,896 --> 01:14:45,647
Oh, wonderful.
We should go then.
1126
01:14:45,731 --> 01:14:48,358
- Giselle?
- Yes?
1127
01:14:48,442 --> 01:14:52,988
- And then home to Andalasia?
- Of course.
1128
01:14:53,072 --> 01:14:54,823
The moment it's over.
1129
01:14:58,744 --> 01:15:01,246
Giselle! You're back!
You're back!
1130
01:15:01,330 --> 01:15:05,166
Oh, Morgan. Oh!
Morgan, I need your help.
1131
01:15:05,251 --> 01:15:09,212
I'm going to the ball, and I'm not sure
what to do, or what I should wear.
1132
01:15:09,297 --> 01:15:12,257
I don't knowwhere to find
a fairy godmother at this late hour.
1133
01:15:12,341 --> 01:15:16,094
I have something better
than a fairy godmother.
1134
01:15:18,431 --> 01:15:21,766
Daddy says it's only for emergencies.
1135
01:15:21,851 --> 01:15:24,686
This is definitely an emergency.
1136
01:15:35,698 --> 01:15:38,033
Here you go,
you get to carry the bag.
1137
01:15:38,117 --> 01:15:40,785
- Bye.
- Bye.
1138
01:15:40,870 --> 01:15:42,412
Next.
1139
01:15:53,132 --> 01:15:56,801
- Miss?
- Oh. Thank you.
1140
01:15:56,886 --> 01:15:58,386
Have a good day.
1141
01:16:02,099 --> 01:16:05,435
And when you go out, you don't
want to wear too much makeup.
1142
01:16:05,519 --> 01:16:08,021
'Cause otherwise
the boys get the wrong idea.
1143
01:16:08,105 --> 01:16:10,857
And you know how they are.
1144
01:16:10,941 --> 01:16:13,234
They're only after one thing.
1145
01:16:13,319 --> 01:16:16,404
- What's that?
- I don't know.
1146
01:16:16,489 --> 01:16:17,947
Nobody will tell me.
1147
01:16:18,741 --> 01:16:20,075
Oh.
1148
01:16:20,159 --> 01:16:24,245
So is this what it's like?
1149
01:16:24,330 --> 01:16:27,248
- What, sweetie?
- Going shopping with your mother?
1150
01:16:27,333 --> 01:16:31,002
Oh, I don't know. I've never
been shopping with my mother.
1151
01:16:31,087 --> 01:16:33,046
Me either.
1152
01:16:33,130 --> 01:16:36,049
- But I like it.
- Me too.
1153
01:16:36,133 --> 01:16:39,427
And just think.
Soon, you'll have a new mother.
1154
01:16:39,512 --> 01:16:41,513
You mean stepmother.
1155
01:16:41,597 --> 01:16:43,890
It's not true what they say.
1156
01:16:43,974 --> 01:16:47,769
I have met so many kind
and wonderful stepmothers.
1157
01:16:47,853 --> 01:16:50,188
Edward has a stepmother.
1158
01:16:50,272 --> 01:16:53,733
I've never met her,
but I hear she's just lovely.
1159
01:17:30,980 --> 01:17:35,692
Mr. N is on the line telling us
his sweetie pie is acting distant.
1160
01:17:35,776 --> 01:17:37,193
You were saying, Mr. N?
1161
01:17:37,278 --> 01:17:39,654
I've always treated her like a queen,
1162
01:17:39,738 --> 01:17:42,532
but lately I'm starting to feel
1163
01:17:42,616 --> 01:17:46,369
there's this whole other side to her,
like I don't even know her anymore.
1164
01:17:48,038 --> 01:17:49,998
I think you need
to take her aside
1165
01:17:50,082 --> 01:17:54,836
and find out how she
really feels about you.
1166
01:17:54,920 --> 01:17:58,089
Hello, worthless.
Miss me?
1167
01:18:00,593 --> 01:18:06,097
Reperio lemma miha!
1168
01:18:19,445 --> 01:18:20,820
A-ha!
1169
01:19:16,460 --> 01:19:19,420
- What is she doing here?
- I have no idea.
1170
01:19:21,549 --> 01:19:23,967
- I'm surprised to see you here.
- I'm surprised.
1171
01:19:24,051 --> 01:19:26,553
- You said you couldn't dance.
- I said I didn't.
1172
01:19:26,637 --> 01:19:29,556
I never said I couldn't.
1173
01:19:30,683 --> 01:19:34,102
Oh. This is Edward.
He's my, um...
1174
01:19:35,521 --> 01:19:37,939
- ...prince.
- And this is Nancy.
1175
01:19:38,023 --> 01:19:40,024
She's... Well, she's...
1176
01:19:40,109 --> 01:19:41,317
- We're together.
- Yes.
1177
01:19:42,778 --> 01:19:46,948
And this beautiful lady is
Giselle, the love of my life.
1178
01:19:47,032 --> 01:19:50,743
- My heart's true desire.
- Wow.
1179
01:19:50,828 --> 01:19:53,788
- Is something wrong?
- Just the way you said that.
1180
01:19:53,872 --> 01:19:56,958
So straightforward.
Not a hint of irony.
1181
01:19:57,042 --> 01:20:00,128
It's very... romantic.
1182
01:20:00,212 --> 01:20:01,963
Well, thank you.
1183
01:20:02,047 --> 01:20:04,674
Well, folks,
it's that time of night.
1184
01:20:04,758 --> 01:20:08,136
I'd like to ask each gentleman
to invite a lady
1185
01:20:08,220 --> 01:20:14,058
he did not accompany this evening
to dance the King and Queen's Waltz.
1186
01:20:17,187 --> 01:20:21,065
- May I have the pleasure?
- Please.
1187
01:20:31,744 --> 01:20:33,411
Shall we?
1188
01:20:36,332 --> 01:20:40,376
♪ You're in my arms
1189
01:20:40,461 --> 01:20:43,755
♪ And all the world is gone
1190
01:20:43,839 --> 01:20:47,175
♪ The music playing on
1191
01:20:47,259 --> 01:20:50,553
♪ For only two
1192
01:20:51,472 --> 01:20:55,975
♪ So close together
1193
01:20:56,060 --> 01:20:58,353
♪ And when I'm with you
1194
01:20:58,437 --> 01:21:04,108
♪ So close to feeling alive
1195
01:21:06,987 --> 01:21:10,782
♪ A life goes by
1196
01:21:10,866 --> 01:21:14,160
♪ Romantic dreams must die
1197
01:21:14,244 --> 01:21:17,789
♪ So I bid mine goodbye
1198
01:21:17,873 --> 01:21:22,377
♪ And never knew
1199
01:21:22,461 --> 01:21:26,381
♪ So close was waiting
1200
01:21:26,465 --> 01:21:29,008
♪ Waiting here with you
1201
01:21:29,093 --> 01:21:34,305
♪ And now forever I know
1202
01:21:35,974 --> 01:21:39,268
♪ All that I want is
1203
01:21:39,353 --> 01:21:43,064
♪ To hold you
1204
01:21:43,148 --> 01:21:46,025
♪ So close
1205
01:21:46,110 --> 01:21:49,946
♪ So close to reaching
1206
01:21:50,030 --> 01:21:52,407
♪ That famous happy ending
1207
01:21:52,491 --> 01:21:56,786
♪ Almost believing
1208
01:21:56,870 --> 01:21:59,622
♪ This one's not pretend
1209
01:21:59,707 --> 01:22:03,418
♪ Now you're beside me
1210
01:22:03,502 --> 01:22:08,506
♪ And look how far we've come
1211
01:22:08,590 --> 01:22:11,467
♪ So far
1212
01:22:11,552 --> 01:22:14,804
♪ We are
1213
01:22:14,888 --> 01:22:19,809
♪ So close
1214
01:22:54,595 --> 01:22:56,179
Mind if I cut in?
1215
01:22:58,766 --> 01:23:00,433
No, of course.
1216
01:23:00,517 --> 01:23:06,189
♪ If I should lose you now
1217
01:23:07,691 --> 01:23:11,402
♪ We're so close
1218
01:23:11,487 --> 01:23:13,488
♪ To reaching
1219
01:23:13,572 --> 01:23:16,032
♪ That famous happy ending
1220
01:23:16,116 --> 01:23:20,161
♪ Almost believing
1221
01:23:20,245 --> 01:23:23,998
♪ This one's not pretend
1222
01:23:24,082 --> 01:23:27,752
- You're sad.
- Oh, no.
1223
01:23:27,836 --> 01:23:31,798
- I'm fine.
- I'll get your wrap.
1224
01:23:35,677 --> 01:23:42,683
♪ So close
1225
01:23:42,768 --> 01:23:48,439
♪ And still so far ♪
1226
01:24:09,044 --> 01:24:12,547
Child.
1227
01:24:12,631 --> 01:24:15,967
You! You sent me here.
1228
01:24:16,051 --> 01:24:20,263
I'm so glad to see you.
I was so very worried.
1229
01:24:20,347 --> 01:24:24,225
What a terrible accident that brought
you to this terrible place
1230
01:24:24,309 --> 01:24:29,814
with so much sadness
and so much pain.
1231
01:24:29,898 --> 01:24:32,900
Oh, yes.
1232
01:24:32,985 --> 01:24:36,988
To never be with the one you love.
1233
01:24:37,072 --> 01:24:40,074
Doomed to be with another
1234
01:24:40,158 --> 01:24:42,410
for eternity.
1235
01:24:42,494 --> 01:24:45,788
Oh! But it doesn't have to be that way.
1236
01:24:45,872 --> 01:24:49,750
Oh, no, no, no.
I can stop the hurt. Yes.
1237
01:24:49,835 --> 01:24:54,755
I can make all those
bad memories disappear.
1238
01:24:56,008 --> 01:24:58,801
Yes!
1239
01:24:58,885 --> 01:25:02,597
Just one bite, my love,
1240
01:25:02,681 --> 01:25:06,642
and all this will go away.
1241
01:25:08,020 --> 01:25:10,354
Your life here,
1242
01:25:10,439 --> 01:25:12,857
the people that you met.
1243
01:25:12,941 --> 01:25:16,527
You won't remember anything.
1244
01:25:17,654 --> 01:25:20,156
Just sweet dreams...
1245
01:25:21,491 --> 01:25:24,118
...and happy endings.
1246
01:25:34,671 --> 01:25:38,466
But you must hurry. You must hurry.
The magic will not work
1247
01:25:38,550 --> 01:25:43,137
unless you take a bite
before the clock strikes 12.
1248
01:25:43,221 --> 01:25:46,057
Hurry now. Hurry. Hurry.
1249
01:25:46,141 --> 01:25:48,726
Yes! Yes! Yes!
That's it. That's it.
1250
01:25:48,810 --> 01:25:51,395
Hurry. Hurry. Yes.
1251
01:26:21,551 --> 01:26:23,719
Out of my way!
1252
01:26:27,391 --> 01:26:28,849
How did she do that?
1253
01:26:36,274 --> 01:26:40,194
Speciosus, formosus,
1254
01:26:40,278 --> 01:26:42,947
praeclarus!
1255
01:26:44,366 --> 01:26:46,659
- Ah!
- Edward?
1256
01:26:46,743 --> 01:26:49,704
- Mother?
- Edward!
1257
01:26:51,957 --> 01:26:53,999
Yes. Oh, her.
1258
01:26:54,084 --> 01:26:55,960
I was taking her out for fresh air.
1259
01:26:56,044 --> 01:26:58,713
She seems to have swooned.
Oh, leave her, darling.
1260
01:26:58,797 --> 01:27:01,549
I think she's fine.
Just leave her. Slap her.
1261
01:27:01,633 --> 01:27:03,551
Give her some water.
She's fine.
1262
01:27:03,635 --> 01:27:06,929
- Someone help me, please!
- You're overreacting.
1263
01:27:07,013 --> 01:27:09,014
You needn't get so upset, dear.
Really.
1264
01:27:09,099 --> 01:27:12,852
Oh, no. Call 9-1-1.
1265
01:27:12,936 --> 01:27:15,479
Don't pay any attention.
Go back to your party.
1266
01:27:15,564 --> 01:27:18,149
- She's fine.
- Giselle.
1267
01:27:20,652 --> 01:27:23,404
Hello, we have a woman
here, she's unconscious.
1268
01:27:23,488 --> 01:27:25,239
I didn't see what happened.
1269
01:27:25,323 --> 01:27:28,576
- She fainted. But she'll be fine...
- No, she didn't.
1270
01:27:28,660 --> 01:27:32,037
Nathaniel, go back to the car.
1271
01:27:32,122 --> 01:27:33,789
I will not.
1272
01:27:35,459 --> 01:27:38,586
You poisoned her.
1273
01:27:38,670 --> 01:27:40,755
- She's the evil hag, sire!
- You did this?
1274
01:27:40,839 --> 01:27:45,342
She sent the girl here.
She poisoned her! With my help,
1275
01:27:45,427 --> 01:27:48,929
- I regret to say.
- Oh, he's lying, darling.
1276
01:27:49,014 --> 01:27:52,850
Why would I ever align myselfwith that
buffoon? I mean, think about it. Why...?
1277
01:27:52,934 --> 01:27:57,897
Silence!
You lying, murderous wretch!
1278
01:27:57,981 --> 01:28:00,941
When we return home, Andalasia
shall know of your treachery.
1279
01:28:01,026 --> 01:28:05,613
- Your days as queen will be over!
- Take my crown?
1280
01:28:05,697 --> 01:28:08,574
Don't you think that's
a bit melodramatic, dear?
1281
01:28:08,658 --> 01:28:10,826
I don't know
what "melodramatic" means,
1282
01:28:10,911 --> 01:28:14,121
but you'll be removed from the throne,
Narissa. I will see to it.
1283
01:28:25,133 --> 01:28:28,552
That's enough from you, you viper.
1284
01:28:28,637 --> 01:28:31,806
- We have to help her. What can we do?
- I don't know. What do we do?
1285
01:28:31,890 --> 01:28:34,892
There's no way of helping her.
She's done for.
1286
01:28:39,397 --> 01:28:40,523
True love's kiss.
1287
01:28:42,400 --> 01:28:43,984
What?
1288
01:28:44,069 --> 01:28:46,278
It's the most powerful thing
in the world.
1289
01:28:46,363 --> 01:28:47,905
Yes. Yes, of course.
1290
01:28:52,744 --> 01:28:54,286
I knew that.
1291
01:29:09,678 --> 01:29:11,971
It's not working!
1292
01:29:15,433 --> 01:29:19,019
You'll never save her now.
When the clock strikes 12...
1293
01:29:20,146 --> 01:29:21,272
...she'll be dead.
1294
01:29:23,608 --> 01:29:25,484
- Unless...
- Unless?
1295
01:29:28,029 --> 01:29:30,864
It's not possible.
It couldn't be me.
1296
01:29:30,949 --> 01:29:33,492
- Don't you see?
- I've only known her for a few days.
1297
01:29:33,577 --> 01:29:36,745
Kiss her, Robert. It's OK.
1298
01:29:47,048 --> 01:29:48,591
Please.
1299
01:29:49,634 --> 01:29:51,427
Don't leave me.
1300
01:30:20,498 --> 01:30:22,249
I knew it was you.
1301
01:30:32,677 --> 01:30:35,054
- What did you think?
- Wonderful.
1302
01:30:35,138 --> 01:30:37,348
Oh, much better
than last year's show.
1303
01:30:37,432 --> 01:30:41,101
No!
1304
01:30:44,814 --> 01:30:48,776
The most powerful thing
in the world.
1305
01:30:48,860 --> 01:30:53,030
Ha! I don't think so.
1306
01:30:53,114 --> 01:30:57,451
You have no idea
who you're dealing with.
1307
01:30:57,535 --> 01:31:01,955
You want a show?
I'll give you a show.
1308
01:31:02,040 --> 01:31:05,292
Back up and get ready
for the main event!
1309
01:31:05,377 --> 01:31:08,295
- You selfish, evil...
- Speciosus,
1310
01:31:08,380 --> 01:31:12,049
formosus, praeclarus!
1311
01:31:24,729 --> 01:31:29,316
All this nauseating talk of
"true love's kiss."
1312
01:31:29,401 --> 01:31:31,985
it really does bring out
the worst in me.
1313
01:31:32,070 --> 01:31:34,530
- Stay back.
- You know, I've been thinking.
1314
01:31:34,614 --> 01:31:37,533
If I'm going to remain queen,
I'm going to need
1315
01:31:37,617 --> 01:31:41,161
some sort of story
when I go back. Hmm.
1316
01:31:41,246 --> 01:31:45,958
What if a giant,
vicious beast showed up
1317
01:31:46,042 --> 01:31:48,627
and killed everyone?
1318
01:31:48,712 --> 01:31:52,339
And poor, defenseless
Queen Narissa,
1319
01:31:52,424 --> 01:31:54,675
she just couldn't save them.
1320
01:31:54,759 --> 01:31:59,430
Let's begin with the girl
who started it all, shall we?
1321
01:31:59,514 --> 01:32:03,225
- Over my dead body.
- All right.
1322
01:32:03,309 --> 01:32:07,020
- I'm flexible.
- Let me go!
1323
01:32:09,107 --> 01:32:13,444
Come along, Giselle. I don't
want you to miss this ending.
1324
01:32:32,964 --> 01:32:35,382
Let me go!
1325
01:32:35,467 --> 01:32:38,677
Ah! Put me down!
You're crazy!
1326
01:32:38,762 --> 01:32:42,306
No, spiteful, vindictive, very large.
1327
01:32:42,390 --> 01:32:45,559
But never crazy. Ah!
1328
01:32:47,437 --> 01:32:51,231
- Giselle!
- Oh, my. This is a twist on our story!
1329
01:32:51,316 --> 01:32:55,444
It's the brave little princess
coming to the rescue.
1330
01:32:55,528 --> 01:32:59,406
I guess that makes you the damsel
in distress, huh, handsome?
1331
01:32:59,491 --> 01:33:04,703
Keep up with me, dear. It's time
to take our tale to new heights!
1332
01:33:24,766 --> 01:33:26,308
Pip!
1333
01:33:29,687 --> 01:33:32,356
You'd like to finally be released...
1334
01:33:32,440 --> 01:33:34,107
...to help Giselle...
1335
01:33:34,192 --> 01:33:36,443
...to best the beast.
1336
01:33:36,528 --> 01:33:38,445
Why didn't you say so
in the first place?
1337
01:33:41,074 --> 01:33:42,199
Thank you.
1338
01:33:44,035 --> 01:33:47,454
Narissa! I'm not going
to let you take him!
1339
01:33:47,539 --> 01:33:51,041
We're coming to the end
of our story now.
1340
01:33:51,125 --> 01:33:53,293
Are you at the edge
of your seat, Giselle,
1341
01:33:53,378 --> 01:33:57,005
just dying to know how it ends?
1342
01:33:57,090 --> 01:33:58,966
Pip!
1343
01:34:03,888 --> 01:34:05,722
How about this:
1344
01:34:05,807 --> 01:34:10,477
"And they all lived
happily ever after!"
1345
01:34:10,562 --> 01:34:15,566
Well, at least I did.
1346
01:34:22,031 --> 01:34:23,574
What?
1347
01:34:34,711 --> 01:34:37,462
Oh. Ah!
1348
01:34:37,547 --> 01:34:41,717
Ow! Ah!
1349
01:34:57,150 --> 01:34:59,109
Robert! Hold on!
1350
01:35:02,071 --> 01:35:05,032
Ah!
1351
01:35:27,305 --> 01:35:30,891
Is this a habit of yours?
Falling off of stuff?
1352
01:35:30,975 --> 01:35:34,478
Only when you're around
to catch me.
1353
01:36:07,845 --> 01:36:12,057
♪ Ever ever after
1354
01:36:18,106 --> 01:36:23,068
- Why so sad, beautiful lady?
- She forgot her shoe.
1355
01:36:23,152 --> 01:36:24,528
Figures.
1356
01:36:26,823 --> 01:36:32,577
♪ Storybook endings
Fairy tales coming true
1357
01:36:32,662 --> 01:36:33,662
May I?
1358
01:36:35,373 --> 01:36:40,794
♪ Deep down inside we wanna
believe they still do
1359
01:36:40,878 --> 01:36:42,087
it's a perfect fit.
1360
01:36:44,132 --> 01:36:48,468
♪ In our secretest heart
1361
01:36:48,553 --> 01:36:52,347
♪ it's our favorite part
of the story
1362
01:36:52,432 --> 01:36:55,058
♪ Let's just admit we all
1363
01:36:55,143 --> 01:36:59,479
♪ Want to make it to
1364
01:36:59,564 --> 01:37:11,992
♪ Ever ever after
1365
01:37:18,416 --> 01:37:21,293
Wow, really
good reception here.
1366
01:37:23,588 --> 01:37:25,839
Whoa!
1367
01:37:25,923 --> 01:37:35,849
♪ Ever ever after
1368
01:37:35,933 --> 01:37:41,688
♪ Start a new fashion
Wear your heart on your sleeve
1369
01:37:41,773 --> 01:37:44,816
♪ Ever after
1370
01:37:44,901 --> 01:37:50,197
♪ Sometimes you reach
what's realest by making believe
1371
01:37:50,281 --> 01:37:53,658
♪ By making believe
1372
01:37:53,743 --> 01:37:57,913
♪ Unafraid, unashamed
1373
01:37:57,997 --> 01:38:01,875
♪ There is joy to reclaim
in this world
1374
01:38:01,959 --> 01:38:04,544
♪ You even might wind up
1375
01:38:04,629 --> 01:38:08,673
♪ Being glad to be you
1376
01:38:08,758 --> 01:38:12,427
♪ Ever ever after
1377
01:38:13,971 --> 01:38:16,389
- Here you go, sweetheart.
- Thank you, Pip!
1378
01:38:16,474 --> 01:38:21,686
All right, everybody, don't crowd.
There's plenty of copies for everyone.
1379
01:38:26,192 --> 01:38:29,402
♪ No wonder your heart
feels it's flying
1380
01:38:29,487 --> 01:38:32,114
♪ Your head feels
it's spinning
1381
01:38:32,198 --> 01:38:36,201
♪ Each happy ending's
a brand-new beginning
1382
01:38:36,285 --> 01:38:38,954
♪ Let yourself be enchanted
1383
01:38:39,038 --> 01:38:42,666
♪ You just might break through
1384
01:38:42,750 --> 01:38:47,462
♪ Forever ever after
1385
01:38:47,547 --> 01:38:50,966
And so they all lived
1386
01:38:51,050 --> 01:38:53,885
happily ever after.
1387
01:38:53,970 --> 01:38:56,513
♪ I've been dreaming
1388
01:38:56,597 --> 01:39:26,918
♪ Of a true love's kiss ♪
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