Original subtitles

what's matter!

Seen no high diving before.

I'm the one who's jumping, OK? Get away.

I like it, OK?

You all bastards.

What are you doing to me?

Keep away, or I'll jump.

- Mr. Chan. - Come here.

Is that your boyfriend up there?

Ah Kuen.

Calm him down, use a little sweet-talks.

You damn idiot, Make up your mind!

My Ma-Jiang can't wait.

Be a man, good grief!

Get in.

Let me go, let me go.

Why are you taking my girl?

You faggot.

Shut up.

Call 2020, 2021.

Don’t think it's the right time, sir.

Can you manage it here?

No.

- So call them, on the double. -Yes' sir.

Today is...

Let's go.

What are we going to do?

Stay put, and we'll be right back.

Go ahead! I love you responsible.

Go! Go!

Laid off my girl!

It's none of her business. Yes' you are responsible.

Sure, take it easy.

Take it easy.

Where are they?

Quick enough for you, sir?

What a party!

Didn't you see this sign.

Told you to watch out.

You'll get a ticket. Now get him down.

A trapeze act or something?

Friends or relatives here, yet?

That's his girl over there.

Good looking?

- Little... -What?

You bum, I'll smash your face.

No wonder he has to jump.

So high, isn't it terrifying?

I'm sorry, darling.

You might be a bride and a widow on the same day.

Stop, Ah Chow.

It's your wedding day. Let me go.

Good idea, be careful.

Beethoven!

Remember that similar case last time.

We searched all over for the guy's parts.

Yes, I know.

Lend me you lipstick and make-up pencil.

What's up now?

Just lend them to me.

-You know what to do. -Yes.

Ah Kuen!

I want to die. I'm dying for love...

And for me.

Don't leave me alone.

I can't live without you.

I've thought it over, take me with you.

Letthe whole world know of our devotion.

With you?

What a show, "Romeo and Romeo".

Shut up. That's family business.

Two guys dying for love.

That's going to be talk of the town.

So what? Letthe news spread.

We're doing it for the gay movement.

Take it.

I'm not gay...

It's time for the truth.

Don't come near.

We're meant for each other.

Give me your hand.

Let's hold hands.

Right, holding hands, way to go.

Someone understands at last.

Stop thinking, and let's do it.

Don't come near, I'm jumping!

Alright, you go first then.

And I'll make sure I'll land on top of you.

Then we'll be together forever.

Our parts will be mixed together.

Yes, jump!

Not only mixed together, but heart to heart.

Jump!

You want to jump? You do it.

You want to jump with me.

Let's go.

Let's do it together.

Go to hell together.

I am afraid of height.

- Pull him up. -Yes.

Myfeet are numb, help!

- I'm not in love with him. - Go!

That's great.

Let me go, sir.

You're alright, Beethoven?

I'm afraid it's not a shoe that's faller.

Which shoe?

It's you, stupid.

I'm blessed.

Back to our wedding.

My wedding!

Same thing.

Gosh! Aflood.

Mum..., a swimming pool.

Nonsense!

Open up, Beethoven!

Who's going to pay forth is?

Open up, quick.

Don't come in, I'm naked.

This is the third time you flood the flat.

It's like a waterfall outside.

Are you on purpose?

Someone might sue me.

Open up now, Beethoven.

I have something to tell you.

What's your last word?

I'm moving at the end of the month.

That's what you think. I want you out now.

No problem!

That was my original idea.

My buddy Ah Chow wants me to move in with him.

Who cares? Now turn off the tap.

Hurry up, turn it off.

Hurry up.

What's up, Sherlock Holmes?

Blackmail, rape, lobbying...

None of his business.

So what's the charge?

Slaughter house with no license.

A license doesn't cost much.

The government issues none more.

Is that right?

May be they issues license for manslaughter.

Sit down.

Catch.

Am I awesome?

Whatever you wish.

I'm no guinea pig, buddy.

For the last time, what's your name?

What's your line?

His lips are sealed.

You're mute or something.

You ain't no mute, fool.

Speak up or you'll have it.

Answer the officer, dumb bell!

OK!

I say...

He's afraid you'll hit him.

I'll hit him if he doesn't talk.

Talk, answer the officer.

I...I stutter.

You may think I'm making fun of it.

What? Make...fun of the officer?

Sit down, you said you wouldn't hit him.

You! Who...

Who's there?

Police station, who do you want?

Is Beethoven there?

He's not in, any message?

Tell him to collect his things.

Are you a relative of his?

I was his landlady.

I kicked him out this morning.

He flooded my flat.

Do you know Beethoven got kicked out of his flat?

- That's the second time in 3 months. -Yes!

He's coming.

Going for a trip?

Got kicked out by the landlady?

I moved out on my own accord.

The rent's too expensive?

The room's too small.

Big enough for you.

She kicked you out.

Who said so? I'm her pet.

She cooked for me, but I don't like it.

That's so. She's heart-broken and begged you stay then.

Sure, but I stuck to my decision.

Tough to find a plan. You shouldn't have left.

I like to move around a bit.

Are you all packed up?

Sure, everything's well planned.

Call your landlady you haven't left anything.

She called?

Too late, I've promised Ah Chow.

He begged me, so I took the offer.

But he is a family man now.

And I'm part of the family.

Go ask Ah Chow.

Beethoven.

Sis.

Madam!

Good morning.

What's the charge?

He stutters.

That's a crime?

He's forger, stock exchange.

He belongs to Commercial Crime then.

Yes, Madam. Move.

I must deal that imposter.

33, your report is overdue.

It's in my car. I'll get it.

Sis...

Ah Chow will be here, and he's parking the car.

What's up? Bad breath?

I must get use to brushing my teeth here.

Take it.

Come here.

Which way should the bed faces?

Towards the window.

Why is there a bed here?

I'm homeless, I have to sleep here.

Got kicked out again.

You guessed it right.

Lest you offer to take me in.

What?

I don't want to interrupt your life.

The boys are teasing me.

They said I'm an intriguer.

It's true. We were happy together once.

Time charges, you're a married man now.

But I believe in friendship still.

I'm moving to the Wanderers' Home.

That place is filthy and weird.

All sorts of petty crime, sometimes murder.

I treasure this photo a lot, keep it.

Remember me by it if anything happens.

Are you really going?

Yes, good-bye, I must beat the curfew.

Beethoven.

Yes.

Take care.

Good-bye.

Good thinking but poor execution.

Follow me home when off.

Wonderful!

You lived here before.

But not with such warmth.

- Home sweet home. -Ah Chow.

- Sis. - Beethoven.

What's for supper?

-You must stay for supper. - I will.

Darling, something I want to tell you.

Let's go to the room.

Lovely photo.

How sweet!

You were saying...

Beethoven is an old buddy.

You've told me.

He learned to walk at 5 and talked at 7.

He is quite normal now.

Only he never learned to take care of himself.

He catches cold in his sleep.

You do, too.

So?

He flooded the flat when he bathed.

So?

And the landlady kicked him out.

What's his plan then?

I've checked a few Wanderer’s Homes.

You're kidding.

But what’s the alternative?

So when is he moving in?

You should've known that.

I've told him to make himself at home.

I have noticed.

You're so understanding darling.

Excuse me.

Didn't you learn at school you hand to knock first?

Oh, sorry.

He didn't mean it...Let me kiss you.

Come in.

Now what?

Just trying the knocking did I do it well.

I'd like to borrow a towel.

O.K.

I missed the tub here.

Thanks a lot.

Now what?

The soup is boiling over.

I'll handle it.

Are you alright?

Fine.

A burnt?

I'm fine.

Go along then.

What's the matter with you?

Something needed to be covered?

You go alone.

Can you manage?

Let me taste this first.

You're a lovely couple.

You forgot to knock again.

How am I suppose to knock.

Shame, walking around in underwear.

I have no underwear on.

Only a towel.

Under wear the towel then.

No panties under the towel.

You are making a mess of this place.

Moving my things around. Don't you realize you have to ask first?

Is it too late to ask now?

Of course.

But no one wears only panties here now.

I used to do that.

It's different now.

My wife lives here.

See, now go to your room!

Why did you yell at him?

We used to yell at each other.

Do I yell at each other?

Had better to look at him.

What's the big deal!

You shoe-horn.

I'll kick you like a ball.

I'll find my own girl.

Suzie.

What's up? Asking me out?

- Maybe, I'll think about it. - Telephone' Beethoven!

Golden Empire, just you and me.

It'll take me a while.

Beethoven!

I'm talking to my girl, she won't hang up.

Come rain or come shine.

Beethoven,

use the phone in the living room.

This one isn't hooked up yet.

Suzie, ring up the one in the living room.

I'm tired. I wanna shack up now.

Suzie didn't call last night?

O.K. enough jokes.

Real corny.

Coffee or tea misters?

No, thanks.

Inspector Chan called for us.

Inspector Chan is on the way.

Can I help you?

My name is Ea Ea.

Ea Ea.

Saying nothing at all.

She means well.

This isn't old time.

You might get snapped.

Mr. Chan, Sir.

You're here? Good. Remember my turtles.

Of course, the bald ones.

Nonsense, all turtles are bald.

The female gave birth to a little one.

How cute, it looks like Papa or Mama?

Like you, idiot. All turtle look alike.

Hasn't got a name for him yet.

We'll call him Tiger after inspector Tin.

Let's call him Tiger Wrench.

Can't do.

A little sense of humour, Sir.

Two reasons we can't.

First, Tin's nickname is Shark Tin.

Second, you are to report to him in 5 minute.

You've been transferred to his squad.

Can't make jokes on your boss, can you?

What's that matter?

Shark Tin can't stand in punctuality.

Right.

Don't you hate to see us go?

This is a day to remember, to rejoice.

Mr. Tin gets any pet turtles?

No, but pet fish.

People who own pets can't be too bad.

But he owns a baby killer shark.

No need to panic though.

Mr. Tin just got promoted, and he's in good mood.

One more minute.

Are you going or not?

Yes.

Come in and sit down.

Relax, just like you're with Chan.

Chou, killer shark really kills?

Rumors, and who knows?

Right.

He doesn't kill.

So it's all rumors.

No, he doesn't kill, but just bites.

What's the difference?

Don't be too nervous when Tin comes.

We'll break the ice by being friendly.

We must say something friendly.

This is...

His mother.

Mr. Tin. Sir, how's your mum?

Fine, thank you.

Smoke?

No, thank you.

Behave yourself.

Why did you steal his cigarettes?

He'll run out and then I'll offer him one.

Smoking again.

No, I've quit.

Come over. Open your mouth.

Smell of smoke, now come?

May be it's the smoked salmon last night.

If I see you smoke, you'll have it.

Now go brush your teeth.

Yes.

Morning Mr. Tin, sir.

2020, 2021 report to dufy, sir.

Sit down.

How's your mother?

She looks terrific.

She can pass for your sister.

Like mother like son.

What a coincidence the lady is here.

-Auntie... - Honey!

You've left your pager in the car.

Are you really so absent-minded?

This is my wife.

I'm going now.

-We'll see her out. -Attention!

Sit down.

Care for a smoke, sir?

Sure.

I don't smoke.

Everybody knows you're a chain smoker.

I've quit.

How come? We got these from your desk.

What are you meaning of?

I said I'd quit!

Are you dumb?

It's hazardous to your health, and others.

You have no difference from any hypocrite.

Shut up and listen you illiterates.

See how fit I am after I've quit.

You're in my squad, so you must quit too.

Hand them over.

I can't stand it.

Tin.

I've told you I'd quit.

But you said you can't stand it.

You'll see when you get home.

I must go now.

Have one.

Stop the nonsense, get that punk for me.

His name is Snakie, now get for.

Yes.

Where shall we start to look?

There are only 6 million people in town.

Ask 6 million times and we'll get him.

Of course, why can't I think of it?

May be some clues inside, and expenses cover.

Do I look like that kind of a guy?

You don't look like, you are.

No, I'm not.

Move along then.

Excuse me.

Beethoven, why did you want to go in there?

I reckoned a punk belongs in there.

I know I was wrong.

Forget it.

Just a second, you weren't all that wrong.

But someone might took us as customers.

Who's going to say?

Right!

We'll get and ask for some girls.

We'll pick the gorgeous ones, like any customers?

We are undercover. Must act like customers.

Only the gorgeous ones have lot of contact.

Right. It is a sacrifice on our part.

Our reputation is at stake.

Quit the speech! Going in or not?

My sense of dufy tells to go it.

What about your wife?

A man's career comes first.

You have asthma?

I'm clearing my throat, the smell of booze.

Right.

I don't smoke.

Blow it all over me.

Cover the smell of perfume. Blow!

Harder.

Over here...

Now clear your pocket.

Only these.

I knew it.

Clues for Anna to know where we've been.

I don't need any money.

You said Anna would understand.

I'm going up. You'll come up in 5 minutes.

Where've we been?

Playboy Club.

Don't answer me, answer my wife.

We had a meeting with inspector Tin.

For how long?

Long enough for a few drinks.

Be serious.

About 4 hours.

- Now be alert. - Right.

I'll do as you say.

Why close the door?

Have to open up again.

Mr. Tin, they're not back yet.

You're back, honey.

Yes.

Tired?

Sure thing,

after such a long meeting.

Tin bombed us for the whole night, pervert.

Had a meeting with Tin for the whole night?

You thought I'd been fooling around.

You said it.

Do I look like such a person?

It is alright to socialize a bit.

You can say that again.

The worst is to lie about it.

Have a bath?

Thanks my dear.

Unfaithfulness is a major cause of divorce.

Must be inspector Tin.

We parted only half an hour ago.

He's called 7 times for the last three hours.

- Inspector Tin. - How's it going with Snakie's case?

Moving along.

- Right? -Yes.

And tonight?

We've been working on it.

See me first thing in the morning.

Yes.

Tin granted me permission to bath.

Attention!

So where have you been tonight?

You may remain silence.

Whatever you say may be used against you.

It's Beethoven's fault.

How come.

He begged me to go to the Playboy Club with him.

He called up two hostesses, Cindy and Lily.

Cindy sat on his lap, Lily sat next to me.

Beethoven was on the dance floor all night.

That's fooling around, isn't it?

Still up this late.

Let's go to bed, dear.

You're lucky.

Mercy on me.

Tin called me back after you left.

You most be very tired.

Yeah, 5 whole hours.

And what was the meeting about?

The usual headache.

Tin had given us 10 mouths to solve the case.

That much?

And then he changed it to 10 hours.

Have you any clues yet?

None.

Tin was really mad.

Tin asked us to clean the window.

Oh no, he told us to open the window.

Then something flew right in.

Oh no, something flew by...

a plane.

We thought it was plane.

Actually it's a head.

No...No.

- Big bird? - Right' a big bird?

It came right...

right in.

And then?

It sat under a tree.

Doing what?

To pee.

No...no, to shit.

And onto Chou's head.

And then the bird looked for some tissue paper.

A bird looked for tissue paper?

Hold it, why strangle me?

I want to kill you.

Attention.

Your head is full of bird shit. Go clean.

You can stay in the tub for the night.

Dear, can I have a blanket?

Use tissue paper.

Don’t worry. Chou' we're innocent.

The truth will come out.

You have a fantastic night, haven't you?

Cindy was on your lap and you danced all night.

So who's talking whom to the Playboy Club?

I warn you, don't make up any story.

Talk.

You bugger, you have given in.

Well, 9:45 tonight,

we went by a topless club.

I said we might find some clues in there.

He disagreed but changed his mind soon.

I was on the dance floor and saw no topless gals.

He was with them all night and said he was single.

That's what happened.

You bugger.

Don't get mad. Chou was wrong.

But that’s the first time, forgive him.

Are you leaving?

Don't go, let me be responsible for tonight.

I didn't say I was leaving.

I'll leave then.

I told you so.

Come in you two.

You disappeared the whole day yesterday.

And I haven't seen any sign or Snakie.

You want a transfer to the Traffic Cop Dept?

No sir, but it's a big city.

And I suspect he's out of town.

Joined the tour to South East Asia.

Or the 5-day Disney World tour in Japan.

Stop the nonsense.

Yes.

Someone saw him at the Phoenix Restaurant.

May be he's back from Tokyo.

Shut up.

All information is here and you want to argue.

You want to go now or shall I call you a car?

No need, sir, we are going.

$2OO,. cash, court evidence.

Put it in an envelope, signed and sealed.

-Yes. - Sir.

Do you have a few minutes, sir?

I'd like to talk with you.

What now?

You are Tin's new pet, aren't you?

We'll talk after the court case.

Have to present the evidence.

See you later.

Inspector Chan. I'd like to transfer back.

I told you Tin needs more men.

No wonder they call him Shark.

He just looks like one.

Stop the nonsense, see you afterwards.

I'll buy you a drink, OK?

Step aside please.

Madam, I'm cop.

- Call an ambulance please. - OK.

Get off.

You've hit someone.

It's her own fault.

- Police! Stand still. -Yes.

Don't move.

Have you seen that old lady?

She went that way.

Buddy, can I go now?

It's your end day coming.

Thanks Heaven.

Chan's in court, looks like trouble.

Shall we join the audience.

Let's charge in.

- How? - Follow me.

Inspector Chan, would you explain' please.

With your reservation,

how was the $2OO,000 turned into blank paper?

I have no idea.

Or you had some funny idea.

May be you're broke.

That's not unusual.

Don't get crooked.

Come in.

Morning, sir.

Luckily the repairmen are available.

Who told you the air-conditioner is broken.

Beethoven, how did you know.

I made a guess and bull's eye.

Very hot.

Inspector Chan, if the money was stolen.

You must had been by a well-organized person.

Very well planned, but by whom?

It's a trap.

Such complicated circuit, a trap for repairman.

You have a good record, inspector Chan.

We'll be fair and just.

People do change, though Chan is my man.

I will not be biased.

He has no heart.

This machine has no heart.

I give you 2 weeks to retrieve the money.

2 days will do, if you put your heart to.

Or else even 140 days is not enough.

Such case needs 2 weeks at least.

I'll say 2 day.

2 days is not enough.

2 days is too much for you.

Nonsense, who's the boss here.

Shut up.

I didn't say anything.

What are you up too.

Revolution.

You two get out, right away.

Yes.

He doesn't want air-conditioning.

Out!

Yes, sir.

Two days, ridiculous.

They've give two weeks after.

Two weeks? Let's celebrate then.

You think two weeks is enough?

Those idiots, they shouldn't suspect you.

I agree with you! Our Mr. Chan is straight as an arrow.

Now you're like a pole, move.

Beethoven is just trying to help.

You always step on others' toes, and not knowing it.

Think hard, whom did you step on lately?

Someone you tortured. Money you owe.

- Someone who hates you guts. - Right.

Stick with me and you'll gain 2 enemies.

Why?

Because I broke his leg.

Oh! It's him.

Who's he?

Follow him and you'll understand.

It was 20 years ago.

I thought it only in old movies.

Shut up. Carry on.

I was a young officer 20 years ago.

Great, story time.

A great case happened 20 years ago.

A cat thief name Flying Spider.

Swift like a ghost, athletic.

Some kind of a Robin Hood.

He left a note after every job.

Saying, "Flyer Spider's been here".

You really sound like a storyteller.

And the police force couldn't even touch him.

Because Chou and I haven't joined the force yet.

But I was. One day we had him cornered.

Give yourself up, we have your surrounded.

He's going up to Chan's floor.

Follow me.

Give me your hand.

He got up and in rage. He kept saying.

You cheated me!

That's how it happened.

And Flying Spider became Lame Spider.

It's corny, but not bad.

He has good motive to frame you.

He was cursing you while he fell.

Idiot, he couldn't blame anyone.

This idiot is repaying inspector Chan now.

Well, I'll go get him.

Where is he going?

Where do I look for him?

An informer name Blindly, they were partners.

A blind crook.

He wasn't blind then.

A blind man, that's good clue.

Only he dares not admit he's Blindly.

Then how do we find him?

I taught you a song, remember?

I remember.

This tune is the code.

- It's hot today. -Yes.

Here I go.

Come out, once and for all.

Such old-fashioned clothes.

It belongs to my grand-pa.

I'm not your grand-pa.

Let's go.

I look so stupid.

Idiot.

What are you looking at? Let's go!

This one.

Who are you whistling to?

The one behind.

This one?

No.

Don't let me see your shoe-horn face again.

He doesn't want to see your face.

You're just a bunch of hair yourself.

You...

Thanks, he has finished. Go say thanks.

Thank you, uncle.

It's nothing, no sweat.

Paul, Dad has fallen into sleep.

We'll go get something to eat, let's go.

Are you a scout-master or something?

You whistled too, didn't you?

Blindly is so musical.

- I've go it. -Yes!

I pretend to be blind, too.

And he'll take me as his own kind.

And you are both blind.

And say hello when you see each other.

No wrong.

You're always wrong.

There's some better was easy.

This one!

I've forgotten my money. You go ahead.

OK.

Great stuff, Thai boxing?

Sure...oh, it's you?

That's my father-in-law.

The water's clear here, right?

Where are you going?

Shouldn't be this tough to find him.

- Something to drink? - No' thanks.

You'll have it when find you, Blindly!

Waiter, anyone named Blindly here.

Haven't heard of him.

Blind, or color blind, none what-so-ever.

Blindly? Such a funny name.

- Have some peanuts. - Thanks.

How much is this apple?

Not for sale. It's for decoration.

How about the watermelon?

It's hollow inside.

The bananas?

Good stuff, from America.

It's all your fault Blindly.

You're Blindly, aren't you?

Who're you?

We're...

I've been hiding for all these years.

I dare not reveal my identify.

Where's Flying Spider, Lo Kin?

He worked as a carpenter in National Film Studio.

Have an apple.

Apple?

I won't whistle anymore from now.

I got snapped for whistling.

And got kicked into a pool.

Have you seen Lo Kin?

- Lo Kin, the lame? -Yes.

He quit a long time ago.

Where's he now?

How do I know.

- Old friend. - Shut up.

Camera here, the stunt man jumps, cut to close up.

The Sword Lady, Scene 18, take 1.

Standby by, action.

Great...

This shot is OK.

Chou, my dreamboat is right here.

Right, you're daydreaming.

Pack up.

-You alright, Mimi? - I'm fine.

Take a rest. You're not in this shot.

Thanks.

Swashbuckling Queen Ho Ding Ding.

Miss Ding.

Continuity problem, her head faces this ward.

- I know. -What to do!

Let me talk to her.

What now? Are you going to shoot or not.

It's better if you face this side.

Why?

Stunt girl faced this side when she jumped.

Easy, ask her to jump again. You're blind?

Can't you see I have a spot?

Didn't you make sure before hand?

What to do now?

Tell her to do it again.

That Ding Ding is some arrogant.

She's the hottest property in town.

She better watches her manner.

Why are you so mad?

She's nice to her clients only.

Clients?

Her sugar daddies.

She's seen with different men at a hotel.

Hardworking movie queen.

She's with the divorced playboy Chiu last Friday.

She's coming.

Miss Ding Ding.

We are reporters from the Star.

This is Beethoven, I'm Chou.

Are you new? Haven't seen you before.

We are...

I only deal with professionals.

Miss Ding Ding won't take the interview.

-We have to write the truth then. - Right.

What truth?

Miss Ding is a frequent quest of hotel.

Right.

Wrong! It should be like that...

Movie queen works part-time at hotel.

The lady refuses to elaborate.

Doesn't sound good but it's true.

Not bad.

I can sue you and your magazine.

Beethoven, on last Friday,

Playboy Chiu was seen with a girl at the Emperor.

Who was the girl?

You want an interview? Over here.

It's quieter over here.

Someone's spreading ugly rumors.

Are you with Chiu at the Emperor last Friday?

Friday? I was at the studio.

- Shooting? This film? - Right.

Your stunt girl can verify then.

Let's go ask her.

I'll call her over.

Mimi, come over.

What's up?

Did you hurt yourself just then?

No...

Go see a doctor and send me the bill.

No, thanks.

Do me a favor. These are reporters.

Say you had worked last Friday.

Tell them you had worked last Friday.

Yes, I had worked Friday.

You're her stunt girl, then it's alright.

These are rumours then.

Can I go now?

Sure. The last was OK.

Director, no needs to shoot again.

Anything you say.

I'll give you a ride to town.

No, thanks, I have a date.

Well then, bye-bye. See you.

You have a date.

Just don't want her ride.

She's going...Miss.

Yes?

Something he wants to ask you.

What about?

Her name. And if she'll be free tomorrow?

Your name. And are you free tomorrow?

I'm Mimi, why do you want to ask?

There's a new column in our magazine.

It reports on up-coming stars.

Is that right?

Title of the column is "Look For a Star".

Must be a tough job, keeping your eyes open.

Sure, on the move all the time.

Fine, earthquake, fyphoon, we'll be there.

So you're news reporters too.

Your job is much tougher doing stunt.

- She... - Go.

You're a silent heroine behind the scene.

We'd like to write an article on you.

Letthe whole world know of your great world.

Nothing great about it.

Nice weather these days.

Sunshine and roses...and...

What's all these nonsense?

I'd like to as ask her out to picnic.

Great.

Beethoven, everybody is waiting.

You go ahead, I'll be a minute.

Too much.

Albert Au.

Albert? This is Beethoven.

Hi, Bee.

Play it in 5 minutes, OK?

Is she Ami?

No, it's Mimi.

And, write down what I'm going to say.

OK shoot.

Fair weather for picnic today.

It tickles my heart string.

Nice to have female company.

- Right, Chou? - Right!

It's yours.

A friend gave me a radio yesterday.

Not bad, let's try it.

Come on, you borrowed it from Chan.

You said it's for your English lesion.

All the same.

How do you tune this thing?

It's tuned, Albert Au’s "Love Songs" is on.

Two can listen together.

What are you doing?

Listen to the radio.

There's a lot of strange requests to "Love Songs".

"Love Fever" from Keung

to May with feverish love.

You will know how much he loves you.

The next one is a special request,

He is my friend whose name is Beethoven,

and the sone is from Beethoven to Mimi.

Here is Beethoven's message.

You're kidding me?

Since the first saw you.

I've known you're my Snow-white.

I feel I'm Snow-white with love.

I'm the wind, you're the cloud.

Let me embrace you, caress you' love you.

You're a fyphoon, Beethoven' so corny' right?

Well, a person in love is a bit crazy.

It'll take a while to settle down.

We'll live like wind and cloud.

Exist within each other.

And our future is like wind and cloud.

A strong wind splits a cloud into small puffs.

And them turn into small clouds.

Too much, why not just says reproduction?

Reproduction.

I salute you.

This has been a love-sick men's confession.

Almost as good as a poem.

Good thinking though, very effective.

And very corny, turn the ladies right off.

Splitting them into small puffs?

Our Beethoven wouldn't do such stupid thing.

Of course not.

You should thank me forth at.

Good luck and happy puff-making?

I feel sick all in a sudden.

"Deep in my heart there's a place."

"Reserve for you everyday."

"I wanna look through your eyes."

"To see if I am the guy."

"Deep in your heart I shall see."

"That you are thinking of me."

"To hope you hope that I."

"Will be always by your side."

"As we stroll along the wood."

"All the memories are good."

"Sunshine fills up the joyous space."

"Sweet dreams sprinkle along the way."

"For then there is only you."

"All the things you say and do."

"Perhaps I shall show you my heart."

"That I've loved you from the start."

-You're OK. - I'm OK.

What brings you here?

Flying Spider isn't with the film studio anymore.

What'd I know? Go ask his daughter!

- Daughter? - His daughter?

She's a stunt girl at the studio.

Stunt girl? Same as my girl.

Who cares about your girl.

The daughter's name is Yuen Hung.

Yuen Hung?

I've known her since she's a kid.

She likes fruit.

Water melon in the winter.

Nothing special.

Cute.

-You like it, it's yours. - Thanks

-Where are you going. - Make-up room.

-What for? - To see Mimi.

Who's going to look for Yuen Hung?

You're on your own.

Not happy?

Don't move, listen to me.

You know what I like?

Your curly hair, like a poodle.

And those dimples.

I wanna kiss you.

- Should I? - Good!

Beethoven.

Come see my Prince Charming.

I'm looking.

It's him.

Looks like you.

Right, looks like me.

I'm alone and he's alone.

How come? He has me.

Right, pify if he has to cook for himself.

What are you talking about.

Cabbage-patch Doll, poor thing.

Why no, I'll take care of him.

I'll do his laundry.

I'll bath him.

Really?

Mimi, stand by.

Take care of him.

Yuen Hung, they're waiting.

Thanks.

Beethoven, that's her...

Chou, hold him for a while.

I'll go get something.

It belongs to Mimi.

Damn, Mimi is Yuen Hung.

Beethoven's in love with Flying Spider's daughter.

Hope he can take it easy.

Never good at handling failed love affair.

He's used to being in love by himself.

He'll be fine.

Come in.

Look.

Lovely.

I'm asking Mimi to marry me.

I hope to enjoy marriage life as you do.

Are you happy for me?

Great!

Terrific.

Beethoven's changed.

Into what?

Strong willed and loyal.

Don't sound too good.

Mimi, you understand me.

You must marry me.

But I lied to you once.

I'm a cop not a reporter.

You won't mind, will you?

Mind what?

Oh...don't mind waiting.

Something to drink?

Grape juice, please.

Mimi, we've known each other for a while.

Only a week.

It's a short while.

But with your observation,

you must have no opinion of me.

You're funny, and the good thing is...

What?

You're honest. Some men never tell the truth.

Right.

But who never lie?

Yes, put to the one you love?

Well, then...

Then?

Then he's a beast.

With your job, you have to be honest.

What about my job?

You're a reporter, should give honest report.

Don't you have to get back to work.

Yes, but Chou is standing in for me.

He's on call now.

You said you wanted to talk to me.

Yes, there were a few things.

But I don't know what's left to be said.

Frankly, I'm a...

Stop!

Please let me go, I'll go back home.

Stop! Stand still.

I hate cops. They're good at the wrong things.

Big bullies!

My dad says so too.

He would disown me if I marry a cop.

What were you saying?

I want to tell you a joke.

Don't get angry if it's not funny.

Go on.

I'm not a reporter, I'm a cop.

I know you wouldn't laugh.

A bad joke it is.

I hate liar the most.

Then a cop.

I'm safe, I'm neither.

You're a good, Loving man.

Right, my job is to spread love around.

I want everyone to be full of love.

I know you agree with me.

You like to share this job?

How?

Right out your lovely.

To whom.

- Cute dog. -Yes.

I know what you're thinking.

You must love children, me too.

Children remind me of a happy home.

A happy home reminds me of one thing.

You and Chou work together, right?

You knew that.

You've always been together.

Yes, now and always.

Does he work part-time?

We won't be allowed to.

Right, a cop can't work part-time.

Right.

Liar.

I'm not, Chou is.

He's not uniform cop.

-What is he? - Plain cloth.

He's 2020. I'm 2021, look.

Don't want to see you again.

Mimi, we'll Channel our love together.

Chou, you let me down.

"No transits, except Sis."

He's too much.

Acting like a baby, Let him go.

Sky has fallen for no reasons.

"Beethoven's stuff, keep away."

Stop...

Bugger, show a little modesfy.

What's all these for?

Take it. I'm going out.

Don't move.

Beethoven.

There's nothing to do with you.

It's between us.

I know you're honourable.

- Honey, dear. - I know' dear.

Now I'm as angry as he is.

Anything else I can help?

I'll do anything perfect, except forth at bugger.

Take my soup out, please.

OK.

I'll fill one for you.

Have some soup first.

It's hot, careful.

Thanks.

Hypocrite.

It not only hot, there're all sorts of creatures.

Take a good look first.

Sure, they're going to guarantee the soup.

Take your soup, it's not guarantied.

Lovely soup.

I have a habit dear.

I never take order.

Don’t take the soup then, it's poisoned.

Don't take it then.

It'll kill you slowly.

Don't.

What are you talking about?

You block head...

You are the traitor.

You've driven Mimi away from me, scum.

Stop bothering me, scum you are.

I wish Mimi would send you to hell,

and be a wandering ghost.

So sorry.

Can't stand such company.

You're acting like a child.

Stupid fool.

He should be grateful to me.

I did it for his own good.

It is not the good way to lie him.

Tell him who Mimi really is.

Oh he'll hate you forever.

He'll never believe it.

Tell him to ring up Mimi and ask for Yuen Hung.

He'll know when Mimi answers.

Idiot.

Is Yuen Hung there please?

Work notice?

Yes, work notice.

Wait a minute.

Yuen Hung.

Speaking. Who are you?

- Beethoven. -What now?

What else. Out it nice and clean.

Not even a tiny attachment?

Beethoven, well done, Chan will appreciate.

What a price to pay.

Action, let's go to her place.

Arrest the spider.

Look at your dad's craftsmanship.

You're upset.

Dad.

Who dare insult my daughter?

You might get angry.

Dare I?

I've met a guy.

That's a good thing.

Listen to me.

He looks funny but he's a good guy.

Not very good looking, I bet.

For real? What does he do?

Civil servant.

OK, if he's not a cop.

What if he is?

Then I'll kill him.

What's wrong? Come now' he's not inspector Chan.

All the same, he might be close to Chan.

Did he just phone?

That guy asked for Yuen Hung and hang up.

You've told him your real name?

No, I've not.

What's the gun for.

That's for armed resistance. Check yours.

It is pressed?

Yes.

Mimi, we come to see you.

Come in.

Mimi.

My dad's here.

Dad, this Beethoven, he's Chou.

My dad had a stroke 15 years ago.

He can't move from the neck down.

- Terrific. -What?

No...

You have only one father?

Isn't that enough?

Mr. Lo, I'm Beethoven. How are you?

Not good, Mimi suffers because of me.

Not at all! I like taking care of older.

Mimi and I will look after you.

What did you do before the stroke, sir?

I was a thief, the famous Flying Spider. But now...

Don't worry, I'm a bit of a fortune-teller.

The best is yet to come in form of a son-in-law.

Beethoven, come help me with the drinks.

My coins.

Have you found it?

I'll tell you when I do.

What are you doing, Chou?

Looking for the money.

Let me help you.

What a place to lose money.

It's beyond control.

Shouldn't take that long.

- How to? - Give me!

I've found it.

Good work.

Sir, have you try physiotherapy?

No need.

It's very constructive.

And useful.

So they say.

Go see if dinner's ready.

Smell good.

Have you try radio-therapy?

May be effective.

Come help me, Beethoven.

Can't figure it out.

-A pop, Chou - Thanks.

Don't move, I'll take it out.

No, no, don't come near.

Sir, are you alright?

Dad, you OK?

- Damn you! -Are you alright' Dad?

I am alright...

Sorry to bother you for so long.

We're go. Bye-bye.

- Excuse us, sir. - Good-bye.

You're alright, dad?

See, his dad is no crook.

That proves she hasn't got the money.

Great guy.

- He deserves a good son-in-law. - Right.

Let's go see Chan.

Hi, inspector Chan.

Found Flying Spider yet?

Yes, but he's an invalid now.

From the neck down. Can't be him.

Right, I've tested him.

Where are you going?

To reconcile with the Spider.

Terrific, it's about time.

That Beethoven,

who is honest, and a bit too much.

Dad.

Mimi, my boss inspector Chan.

Just a friendly call.

Do you recognize me?

From Six feet up.

Sir, we were inspector Chan's men.

Not anymore though.

So we have nothing to do with him.

Opportunist.

Just being objective.

I feel really bad about that accident.

Every time the weather's bad myfeet remind me.

Must be tough, taking care of your dad.

Soon she won't be alone.

Just a token, hope you don't mind.

No, thanks.

Sir, You're going get sacked.

Save some for yourself.

Shut up.

But it's true.

I'll leave it here.

Save it for your retirement.

There is little left of me.

But I love to see what'll become of you.

So, it is you.

Don't go.

Sir...

Stop it...

Don't go.

That's my gun.

You're gonna shoot my father-in-law.

No, I'm not, give it back.

No, no Chance.

It's not loaded.

- Really? -Yes.

Just wait and see.

Are you alright? Sir.

- Move. - Ok' let me.

Sir, I'm behind you.

Give me a hand, Beethoven.

Nothing to do with me.

Can't last any longer.

Sorry, inspector Chan.

Lock him up.

Go!

Flying spider.

You cheated me.

Freeze.

Don't!

His gun is unloaded.

You want Chan in jail?

Sir, don't move.

You took his money. He has to go to jail.

Leave the money and you can go.

No way!

We have to explain the money.

Beethoven.

No way, can't arrest him.

Just deal with Tin, and then save Chan's nothing.

What to do now?

Search me, you're the brain.

Let's put our heads together.

Or else, we'll stay up the night.

Two weeks is up.

- 2722 open the safe. -Yes.

Inspector Tin.

What did inspector Chan say on the phone?

He's waiting at headquarter.

Tough luck for him.

Oh boy you've hit someone.

Let me see.

Are you OK?

Breathless.

What made you do it.

- L... - inspector Tin.

A young girl full of vitalify is killed.

No!

Think of her dad, her mum, her granny...

What to do now?

May be she's alive.

Let's carry her aside.

Let me help you.

Release me.

Let's go, go.

Don't go.

Don't go.

Don't go.

Move away you two.

Don't go.

-We need a car. - There's one over there.

Hey, don't go.

Get in, sir.

This is quicker.

You jog with me everyday, how about work?

- This is slower. - Is that right?

It's down sloping.

Damn, can't handle it.

Thanks for me, sir.

Right, I've checked. Those are the evidence money.

Inspector Tin, are you still insisting...

that the money was swooped.

Right, they are my witnesses.

What? Don't know what you're talking about.

I was with Chou at the restaurant.

Then we went to play video games.

Until we got your call.

Right, then we went for the Ferris wheel.

It was fun.

Shut up, stop kidding.

We're telling the truth.

But you're the boss, we'll obey your order.

You two...

-You can go now. -Yes.

You're the prosecutor in Chan's case.

Now it's you who confuses me.

It'll be you who's going to write a report.

You can go now inspector Chan.

Thank you, sir.

Congratulations. Everything's fixed now.

We shall let bygone be bygone.

Sure, sure.

Where have they gone?

I want to say thanks to them.

Inspector Chan.

Louder, can't hear you.

We said 1,2,3.

Are you alright, sir?

You two!

Beethoven's fault.

No, it's my father-in-law.

He said you had to try it to know.

To know that...

You two damn bastards! Don't move.

Help, don't...