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[Larry] Previously on Doom Patrol...
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[Vic] We gave you the sense of touch.
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[Cliff] I'll be able
to feel with my whole hand?
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That's the plan, Robotman.
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[Cliff] I promise you.
I will not touch a single thing
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before I get to you.
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[Larry grunts] Hey, what's happening?
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Future Keeg?
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Whoa!
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[Vic] Kay, what are you doing down here?
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Everyone inside my head
got to sit at this table
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and talk to Mr. Caulder,
but I never did.
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Kay!
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Don't follow me.
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What the fuck?
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You're not leaving anymore, are you?
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Given what we've seen in the future,
it's probably for the best.
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-[people shouting indistinctly]
-The Butts are loose!
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[screaming]
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[Vic] Papers called it
the Buttpocalypse.
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-That's impossible.
-We killed those assholes.
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Apparently, we missed one.
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And infected it with zombiism.
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[screaming]
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[Butt roaring]
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The prophecy only mentioned the Butts.
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If this is real,
we're well and truly fucked.
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[theme music playing]
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["The Ladies Who Lunch" playing]
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[Elaine Stritch]
I'd like to propose a toast.
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Here's to the ladies
Who lunch
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Everybody laugh
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Lounging in their caftans
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And planning a brunch
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On their own behalf
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Off to the gym
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Then to a fitting
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Claiming they're fat
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And looking grim
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'Cause they've been sitting
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Choosing a hat
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Does anyone
Still wear a hat?
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[man breathing heavily]
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I'll drink to that
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And here's to the girls
Who play wife
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Aren't they too much?
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[muffled breathing]
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Keeping house but clutching
A copy of Life
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[doors beeping]
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Just to keep in touch
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[door hissing]
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The ones
Who follow the rules
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And meet themselves
Al the schools
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Too busy to know
That they're fools!
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Aren't they a gem?
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[man breathing heavily]
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I'll drink to them
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Let's all...
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[beeping]
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Another chance
To disapprove
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Another brilliant zinger
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[man breathing heavily]
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Another reason not to move
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Another vodka stinger
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[man panting]
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[breathing heavily]
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I'll drink to that
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So here's to the girls
On the go
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[man breathing heavily]
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Look into their eyes
And you'll see what they know
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[man breathing heavily]
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[alarm blaring]
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[gas hissing]
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[indistinct growling]
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[man panting]
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[alarm continues blaring]
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[man panting]
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[growling continues]
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Rise!
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[alarm continues blaring]
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[snarling]
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[man screams]
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[glass squeaking]
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-[thuds]
-[sirens wattling]
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[alarm blaring]
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Oh, you're already here.
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Wonderful.
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I'm sure you all recognize
the importance of what we're up against.
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I have been up all night
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rehearsing various ways
we can rectify our ill-fated futures.
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Rita, we've been talking.
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Delicious? [chuckles]
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Obviously, what we all saw
in the future, we can't let happen.
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-We need to prevent--
-[Cliff] The impending asspocalypse.
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-Exactly.
-[Rita] You're right, Victor.
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We need to do everything we can.
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And I have thought of everything.
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Believe me.
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As Victor was saying,
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we saw the future and it was horrible.
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In order to prevent
that future from happening,
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the best strategy is to do the opposite
of whatever we might have done
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-to end up in a--
-Crisis of Infinite Ass.
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-[Cliff chuckles] Nice.
-[Rita] Indeed.
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I'm sure you've all noticed
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that I have started wearing
flats instead of heels.
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Just one simple way to act differently.
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And thanks to my stretching abilities,
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I am still just as tall as usual.
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See?
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[Cliff] Uh...
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Right.
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Jane, I have a few suggestions
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on how we can add a bit more color
to your wardrobe.
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Cliff, perhaps you could try
swearing a bit less.
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You're averaging
a staggering amount of fucks per hour.
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Thirty-seven.
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[Vic] I think we all agree
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that our best option
is to change our approach.
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But we need to think big.
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It isn't just our lives in jeopardy,
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the entire planet is at stake
if we don't make real change.
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Oh, we might not know how we died,
but I'm pretty sure it wasn't because
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Cliff said "fuck" too many times.
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[Cliff] Uh, we might not know
how we died,
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but I'm pretty sure it had
something to do with
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the fucking Zombie Butts
that took over the planet!
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Maybe we start with that.
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I couldn't agree more.
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In fact, it is the core of my plan. Hmm?
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Remember,
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we have the upper hand here.
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We fought the Butts
when we were zombies.
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Therefore, it stands to reason
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that we created these Zombie Butts.
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And anything we create,
we can just as easily destroy.
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Starting, the scene of the crime.
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Darren Jones.
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The old barn.
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Does any of this ring a bell?
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All right, fine, I'll bite.
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Uh, what do you all suggest
we do to save the world?
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[tense music playing]
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What would you say
to a change in leadership?
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[hesitates] New leadership?
[chuckles nervously]
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Well. Mm-hmm.
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Interesting. Um...
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Well, I'm... I'm...
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I'm sure we could,
uh, take a vote on it.
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[clears throat] Yes.
Although, something tells me,
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some people might not be
as interested in a team leader
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that doesn't provide
egg salad sandwiches
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as you seem to believe.
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But, yes, all right,
let's put it to a vote.
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All those in favor of me
remaining team leader,
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please raise your hand.
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[tense music continues]
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Everyone in favor of new leadership?
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[Jane grunts softly]
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Wow, um. [exhales]
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No, uh, Victor, we have been
over this several times.
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You... You can't be leader,
because you don't have your tech.
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And... And Cliff and Larry can't lead
because they're unqualified.
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[Larry sighs]
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-And Jane doesn't even wanna be leader.
-[Cliff] Huh?
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Therefore, I am the clear choice.
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I am the only choice. [chuckles]
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If not me, then who?
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Who, Victor?
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Who?
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[slurps, spits]
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Me?
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Really, me?
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Really?
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-[oven dings]
-[cup clatters]
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Where's the thing? Where's the... Cliff.
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[Cliff] Oh!
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Oh, nice.
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Nice batch. Would anybody like a scone?
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[Rita] They're not hungry.
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[Vic] You're not the only candidate.
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The idea is that
you'll take over on a trial basis.
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If you're not interested,
I'm more than happy--
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[Cliff] We've been through this.
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We don't need a former superhero.
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We need a former supervillain.
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Somebody willing to win at all costs.
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Compare my win-loss ratio with hers.
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I haven't quit a day in my life.
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Weren't you gonna stay behind
and become besties with your future self
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until Rouge broke you two up?
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Rouge impersonated my dad,
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jeopardizing the trust
I was building with a valuable asset.
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Look, I get it.
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She was ruthless.
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Villainous, even.
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Is that what we need right now?
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[Larry] Future Vic may have been
just as culpable as the rest of us.
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The only person we know
who wasn't to blame
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for the future is Rouge.
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Far as I can tell,
she wasn't even around.
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Having her as team leader
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gives us the best chance
to change everything.
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That's what Rita's been saying
all along.
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I didn't say we should all of a sudden
start making bad decisions.
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[Cliff] Oh, yeah, your opposite day
playbook was a work of pure genius.
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-Fuck you, Cliff.
-[Cliff] Fuck me? Fuck you.
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Say it again.
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I wouldn't want you to upset
your hourly average.
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-[Cliff] Fine. Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
-23, 24, 25...
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-[Cliff] Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
-...26, 27, 28...
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-[Cliff] Fuckity fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
-...29, 30, 31, 32.
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-Oh, shut it!
-[Cliff] Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
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Rita is right.
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This is a bold choice.
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And generous of all of you
to nominate me,
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given that, um, I've never even
won a golden star. [chuckles]
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Don't play the faux humility card,
it's not going to work.
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You wanna talk about gold stars?
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I've been up all night
working to save the world,
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as I've been trying to say all morning,
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I've discovered the source
of the Zombie Butt...
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[grunts] ...problem. Hmm?
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It has to be Darren Jones.
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He escaped that night
after Jane bit him.
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- I didn't bite Darren.
-You bit him, I bit him, who cares?
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It must have turned him into a zombie.
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Lucky for us,
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I see no signs
that the infection has spread, yet.
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Excellent work, Rita.
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And if what you have uncovered is true,
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then that little undead
Were-Butted snake
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is probably still hiding
near that old barn.
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-As I was saying--
-Now, if we hurry,
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we can exterminate Darren
so he doesn't infect anyone else.
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Rewriting the future in the process.
Couldn't be easier.
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I know. And it's my plan,
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so I should be the one
to execute the plan.
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[Jane] Who cares who gets the credit?
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Let's just kill that motherfucker
and be done with this.
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Who cares about credit?
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I have done everything to save you all
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and you're handing over
the reins to someone
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who's already failed
at being a hero and a villain.
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[sighs] I get it.
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Trust me, I do.
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But, for this mission,
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we're riding with Rouge.
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For better or worse.
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[tense music continues]
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Well, you'll be one member short.
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[Larry] Rita, please.
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No, I won't participate in a mission
where I'm not wanted.
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You'll all just
have to carry on without me.
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I wish you all good luck.
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You're going to need it.
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[exhales] Well...
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00:13:52,789 --> 00:13:54,207
[binder thuds]
259
00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:55,709
That was hard to watch.
260
00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:59,087
And painful for all of you,
261
00:13:59,254 --> 00:14:00,964
but let's not forget
262
00:14:01,673 --> 00:14:05,719
that you have all just witnessed
an incredibly traumatic sight.
263
00:14:05,886 --> 00:14:08,638
A future overrun with foul beasts,
264
00:14:08,805 --> 00:14:10,682
all of you dead, except for Vic.
265
00:14:10,849 --> 00:14:14,144
But in fairness,
your life was pretty shit.
266
00:14:14,311 --> 00:14:17,314
[Cliff] Can we move on to the Killing
Darren Jones part of the plan?
267
00:14:17,481 --> 00:14:19,399
Sure. All in due time, Cliff, yes.
268
00:14:19,566 --> 00:14:22,277
But let me look over Rita's materials,
269
00:14:22,444 --> 00:14:24,071
let you gather yourselves.
270
00:14:24,237 --> 00:14:27,616
We, we must be focused
and ready to do this right.
271
00:14:27,783 --> 00:14:28,825
[Larry] What... What are you saying?
272
00:14:28,992 --> 00:14:30,619
You want us to take a quick power nap
273
00:14:30,786 --> 00:14:33,038
and then prevent the end of the world?
274
00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:34,664
Yeah, I'm with LT.
275
00:14:34,831 --> 00:14:37,376
This isn't just some testicle monster.
276
00:14:37,542 --> 00:14:39,252
For all we know,
we could die at any second.
277
00:14:39,419 --> 00:14:42,297
Quick and dirty can no longer
be the modus operand,..
278
00:14:43,090 --> 00:14:47,636
No, this mission requires perfection,
nothing less.
279
00:14:47,719 --> 00:14:49,721
[upbeat music playing]
280
00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:57,687
[sighs] All right.
281
00:14:58,105 --> 00:14:59,147
One hour.
282
00:14:59,314 --> 00:15:02,734
I'll do some recon of my own to
make sure we've covered all our bases.
283
00:15:04,444 --> 00:15:06,321
-Good?
-Wonderful.
284
00:15:06,488 --> 00:15:08,073
Incredibly helpful.
285
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:09,241
One hour.
286
00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:10,450
Dismissed.
287
00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:18,208
Cliff, uh, a word.
288
00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:26,675
You and I both know that Darren Jones
needs to be exterminated.
289
00:15:26,842 --> 00:15:29,344
Uh, yeah. In one hour, right?
290
00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:31,596
I'm gonna go watch Rockford Files.
291
00:15:31,763 --> 00:15:33,890
No, no, no, not in an hour.
292
00:15:34,057 --> 00:15:35,183
Immediately.
293
00:15:35,350 --> 00:15:36,935
Time is of the fucking essence.
294
00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:38,812
[Cliff] But, you just said...
295
00:15:40,564 --> 00:15:41,398
Wait a minute.
296
00:15:41,565 --> 00:15:43,400
Are you saying what I think
you're saying?
297
00:15:44,067 --> 00:15:47,154
Are you asking me to go
on a top-secret mission?
298
00:15:48,572 --> 00:15:49,990
[whispers] I don't need the others.
299
00:15:50,157 --> 00:15:51,116
I only need you.
300
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:54,995
You are literally an indestructible
zombie-killing machine.
301
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,079
[Cliff] Huh.
302
00:15:56,663 --> 00:15:58,248
What do you say, Cliffy?
303
00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:00,834
Do you wanna go
and save the fucking world
304
00:16:00,917 --> 00:16:02,919
from some motherfucking Butts?
305
00:16:04,087 --> 00:16:05,422
[Cliff] Fuck yes!
306
00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:11,303
[over intercom] State your name.
307
00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:14,306
Yu. Dr. Margaret Yu.
308
00:16:14,389 --> 00:16:16,183
-[device beeping]
-[door hissing]
309
00:16:20,979 --> 00:16:22,272
[indistinct chattering]
310
00:16:22,355 --> 00:16:24,524
-Dr. Yu.
-Hey.
311
00:16:25,108 --> 00:16:26,318
Welcome to the Ant Farm, Dr. Yu.
312
00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:28,778
I apologize that you weren't
briefed more thoroughly.
313
00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:33,450
The project you'll be interfacing with
is highly classified.
314
00:16:33,617 --> 00:16:35,035
Highest clearance only.
315
00:16:35,243 --> 00:16:37,412
Oh. Uh, how secret is that exactly?
316
00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:40,123
Am I allowed to tell my bowling league?
317
00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:41,833
I would trust them
with my life. [chuckles]
318
00:16:42,417 --> 00:16:44,377
-[machine warbles]
-It's fine, I get it.
319
00:16:44,544 --> 00:16:47,047
I'll just tell them
something else, uh...
320
00:16:48,298 --> 00:16:50,133
-[machine beeps]
-[exhales] Oh.
321
00:16:50,217 --> 00:16:52,677
I will tell them
that I joined the traveling circus.
322
00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:55,597
Quite.
323
00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:07,275
I understand that you're a renowned
linguist and anthropologist.
324
00:17:07,442 --> 00:17:09,402
Cambridge educated. Two PhDs.
325
00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:11,738
Oh, three PhDs actually.
326
00:17:11,905 --> 00:17:14,074
And I'm five credits away
from the Musical Theater Degree
327
00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:15,283
at Emerson College.
328
00:17:16,159 --> 00:17:18,537
-[snapping fingers]
-As impressive as that may be,
329
00:17:18,703 --> 00:17:21,289
I fear that none of it will have
adequately prepared you for this.
330
00:17:21,456 --> 00:17:24,209
A little over a year ago,
the Ant Farm R&D department
331
00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:26,294
conceived of a creature
that could be bred...
332
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:28,088
-[keypad beeping]
-...as a weaponized force of nature.
333
00:17:28,338 --> 00:17:29,631
The goal was to make them unstoppable.
334
00:17:29,714 --> 00:17:30,590
[door whirring]
335
00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:33,343
Let me guess, it worked.
336
00:17:34,469 --> 00:17:35,428
All too well.
337
00:17:36,012 --> 00:17:38,014
[indistinct chattering]
338
00:17:39,307 --> 00:17:41,726
Your mission is to establish
a means of communication,
339
00:17:41,893 --> 00:17:44,312
and through which assert
control and order.
340
00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:48,191
Weapons must obey our command.
341
00:17:48,275 --> 00:17:50,277
[Butts growling]
342
00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:54,322
-[objects clattering]
-[growling continues]
343
00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:56,199
They're like this 24/7.
344
00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:58,159
-[growling continues]
-[objects clattering]
345
00:17:58,243 --> 00:17:59,202
They're beautiful.
346
00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:13,008
All right, Cyborg,
347
00:18:13,091 --> 00:18:16,803
Um, let's see what you can dig up
the old-fashioned way.
348
00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:20,599
-[keyboard clacking]
-[computer beeping]
349
00:18:23,101 --> 00:18:25,103
[cell phone vibrates]
350
00:18:34,195 --> 00:18:35,322
[computer beeps]
351
00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:37,407
[tense music playing]
352
00:18:40,535 --> 00:18:41,411
Booyah.
353
00:18:41,494 --> 00:18:43,496
[keyboard clacking]
354
00:18:48,501 --> 00:18:49,544
[birds chirping]
355
00:18:49,919 --> 00:18:51,004
[Larry] I know you're scared.
356
00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:53,340
I can sense it.
357
00:18:54,507 --> 00:18:55,342
Just... [sighs]
358
00:18:55,425 --> 00:18:58,720
You have to trust me that
I'm gonna make everything all right.
359
00:19:01,765 --> 00:19:03,475
Once we avert the apocalypse,
360
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:05,143
everything will go back to normal.
361
00:19:05,852 --> 00:19:08,355
You have to keep trusting me, all right?
362
00:19:08,563 --> 00:19:10,982
-We have to stick-- [grunts]
-[energy surging]
363
00:19:12,150 --> 00:19:13,151
Keeg?
364
00:19:13,902 --> 00:19:15,945
I said we have to stick together.
365
00:19:17,697 --> 00:19:19,324
Why are you acting like this?
366
00:19:20,784 --> 00:19:22,369
What did Future Keeg say to you?
367
00:19:23,828 --> 00:19:27,540
Oh, let me guess, whatever it was,
it was all my fault, wasn't it?
368
00:19:28,708 --> 00:19:32,253
Well, we're not in the future anymore
and I'm still in charge.
369
00:19:32,420 --> 00:19:34,506
If we wanna fix this,
we have to stay uni--
370
00:19:34,589 --> 00:19:37,092
-[energy warbles]
-Damn it.
371
00:19:39,177 --> 00:19:40,970
There you are. Judas!
372
00:19:41,054 --> 00:19:42,972
[Larry] I'm a little busy
right now, Rita.
373
00:19:43,139 --> 00:19:45,850
[scoffs] Don't you walk away from me!
374
00:19:45,934 --> 00:19:46,768
[Larry] Keeg!
375
00:19:46,851 --> 00:19:48,728
[suspenseful music playing]
376
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:52,941
[sighs]
377
00:19:56,486 --> 00:19:57,612
[sighs heavily]
378
00:19:58,446 --> 00:19:59,614
Fucking puzzles.
379
00:20:17,340 --> 00:20:18,383
[sighs]
380
00:20:19,175 --> 00:20:20,427
Fucking puzzles.
381
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:25,515
[suspenseful music continues]
382
00:20:32,230 --> 00:20:33,773
There are no edge pieces.
383
00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:37,026
There are no corner pieces.
384
00:20:43,992 --> 00:20:45,785
There are no edge pieces.
385
00:20:47,328 --> 00:20:48,496
What?
386
00:20:48,663 --> 00:20:50,248
And they all look the same.
387
00:20:54,711 --> 00:20:57,213
Come on, you piece of shit piece.
388
00:20:57,922 --> 00:20:59,007
[grunts]
389
00:20:59,090 --> 00:21:01,092
[breathing heavily]
390
00:21:02,677 --> 00:21:03,511
[sighs]
391
00:21:16,691 --> 00:21:18,234
[burps] What's your problem?
392
00:21:18,318 --> 00:21:19,569
They fucking left.
393
00:21:19,736 --> 00:21:22,322
Rouge and Cliff,
they went on the mission without us.
394
00:21:22,489 --> 00:21:23,907
Are you fucking kidding?
395
00:21:24,073 --> 00:21:25,825
What's with everyone ditching me lately?
396
00:21:25,992 --> 00:21:27,494
Did someone send out a memo?
397
00:21:27,660 --> 00:21:28,745
Welcome to the club.
398
00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:31,623
Well, where are you going?
399
00:21:33,708 --> 00:21:34,709
[Vic sighs]
400
00:21:35,710 --> 00:21:38,254
I intercepted a transmission report
from the Bureau of Normalcy.
401
00:21:38,421 --> 00:21:39,964
There's another Zombie Butt out there.
402
00:21:40,131 --> 00:21:41,716
If I hurry, I can still intercept it.
403
00:21:43,051 --> 00:21:44,552
So, you're leaving us, too?
404
00:21:45,762 --> 00:21:47,847
[sighs] Jane...
405
00:21:49,390 --> 00:21:51,643
Would you like to join me
on a mission to save the world?
406
00:21:52,936 --> 00:21:53,895
[Jane] Hmm.
407
00:21:55,355 --> 00:21:56,731
Yeah, fuck it. Sure, yeah.
408
00:21:57,232 --> 00:21:59,359
Wait, wait, wait,
what about Rita and Larry?
409
00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:00,735
-[Vic sighs]
-[Larry] Keeg!
410
00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:01,653
[Rita] Larry!
411
00:22:01,736 --> 00:22:02,946
-[Larry] Keeg!
-[Rita] Larry.
412
00:22:03,029 --> 00:22:04,405
-[Larry] Rita!
-[Rita] What?
413
00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:06,533
-[Larry] Have you seen Keeg?
-[Rita] Larry!
414
00:22:06,699 --> 00:22:07,909
It's now or never. You ready?
415
00:22:08,076 --> 00:22:09,077
Let's go, yeah.
416
00:22:10,119 --> 00:22:11,079
Mmm.
417
00:22:13,581 --> 00:22:15,500
[cheerful music playing]
418
00:22:18,086 --> 00:22:20,171
[Cliff] Who needs a Doom Bus
or a time machine
419
00:22:20,338 --> 00:22:23,883
when you got two wheels
and unlimited stamina?
420
00:22:24,092 --> 00:22:25,969
[Laura panting]
421
00:22:26,052 --> 00:22:27,637
Speak for yourself, big man.
422
00:22:31,182 --> 00:22:33,810
[Cliff] I told you, you could sit
on my handle bars.
423
00:22:33,893 --> 00:22:34,894
-[bicycle rattles]
-Whoa-oh.
424
00:22:34,978 --> 00:22:36,354
Then I said I would rather die!
425
00:22:36,980 --> 00:22:39,232
-[Cliff] Hmm.
-[Laura panting]
426
00:22:45,196 --> 00:22:46,656
[Cliff] Ooh! Wow!
427
00:22:54,122 --> 00:22:56,875
What the fuck is that?
428
00:22:57,250 --> 00:22:59,377
[cheerful music fades out]
429
00:23:00,795 --> 00:23:03,172
This is a fucking crime!
430
00:23:04,132 --> 00:23:06,050
[clicks tongue] Yeah, litter is a crime.
431
00:23:07,093 --> 00:23:08,136
Littering?
432
00:23:08,303 --> 00:23:09,220
That thing isn't trash.
433
00:23:09,387 --> 00:23:11,681
That's a 1974 Gran Torino.
434
00:23:12,891 --> 00:23:16,352
It's one of the first cars I bought
when I made it big on the circuit.
435
00:23:16,519 --> 00:23:18,521
I used to fix up cars with my dad.
436
00:23:19,188 --> 00:23:21,149
Way older than the model '78.
437
00:23:21,441 --> 00:23:22,692
Fuck. [chuckles]
438
00:23:22,775 --> 00:23:26,446
Fixing cars was probably the only thing
my dad was good at.
439
00:23:26,696 --> 00:23:29,782
"Cause when you're fixing a car,
everything makes sense.
440
00:23:30,199 --> 00:23:32,535
There's a solution to every problem.
441
00:23:33,202 --> 00:23:34,621
We both understood that.
442
00:23:35,788 --> 00:23:36,623
You just...
443
00:23:37,206 --> 00:23:38,249
lose yourself in it.
444
00:23:39,584 --> 00:23:40,501
It's tactile.
445
00:23:41,544 --> 00:23:43,046
Well, what are you waiting for?
446
00:23:43,212 --> 00:23:45,506
Why don't you "pop the hood,"
as they say?
447
00:23:45,673 --> 00:23:48,927
You know, let yourself feel
that sensation again.
448
00:23:49,093 --> 00:23:50,803
No, no. Not yet.
449
00:23:51,471 --> 00:23:53,514
I'm saving my first touch for my family.
450
00:23:54,098 --> 00:23:55,266
End of discussion.
451
00:23:55,767 --> 00:23:58,686
Save the world,
then allow myself to feel again.
452
00:24:00,104 --> 00:24:01,522
Anything else would be a waste.
453
00:24:02,190 --> 00:24:03,399
Well, that's very noble.
454
00:24:03,566 --> 00:24:04,400
[Cliff] Yeah, Well...
455
00:24:05,485 --> 00:24:08,154
You're lucky that you have
people to share your life with.
456
00:24:09,197 --> 00:24:12,325
I don't know where I was in the future
or what happened.
457
00:24:12,492 --> 00:24:15,828
But I'm certain of one thing,
I was alone.
458
00:24:15,912 --> 00:24:16,788
[somber music playing]
459
00:24:16,871 --> 00:24:20,458
You know, we are quite a bit alike,
you and me, Cliff.
460
00:24:21,125 --> 00:24:25,797
Relics from a... long time passed,
461
00:24:25,964 --> 00:24:27,966
discarded by the side of the road
462
00:24:28,132 --> 00:24:32,512
in search of a new home
we may never truly find.
463
00:24:34,555 --> 00:24:36,057
[Cliff] What... What the fuck
are you talking about?
464
00:24:36,849 --> 00:24:38,017
[Laura clicks tongue]
465
00:24:38,101 --> 00:24:40,520
Uh, the, um... The car.
466
00:24:40,603 --> 00:24:44,273
Yeah, I thought you were using
the car as a metaphor.
467
00:24:44,357 --> 00:24:45,900
-[engine whirring]
-Metaphor?
468
00:24:46,067 --> 00:24:48,194
A metaphor for what? It's a fucking car.
469
00:24:48,736 --> 00:24:50,446
Yeah. I... I know it's a--
470
00:24:50,613 --> 00:24:52,615
[Darren growling and singing]
471
00:24:59,455 --> 00:25:02,208
Was that Darren fucking Jones?
472
00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:04,460
[Cliff] Was he fucking singing?
473
00:25:04,836 --> 00:25:06,838
[Darren continues growling and singing]
474
00:25:10,258 --> 00:25:11,926
["Shipoopi" playing on speakers]
475
00:25:12,010 --> 00:25:13,845
[male singer] Now, a woman who'll kiss
On the very first date
476
00:25:13,928 --> 00:25:15,304
Is usually a hussy
477
00:25:15,388 --> 00:25:17,306
And a woman who'll kiss
On the second time out
478
00:25:17,390 --> 00:25:18,766
Is anything but fussy
479
00:25:18,850 --> 00:25:20,643
But a woman who'll wait
Till the third time around
480
00:25:20,727 --> 00:25:22,478
Head in the clouds
Feet on the ground
481
00:25:22,562 --> 00:25:24,272
She's the girl
You're glad you found
482
00:25:24,355 --> 00:25:25,857
She's your Shi-Poo-Pi
483
00:25:25,940 --> 00:25:28,317
Shi-Poo-Pi
Shi-Poo-Pi, Shi-Poo-Pi
484
00:25:28,401 --> 00:25:30,403
[male chorus]
The girl who's hard to get
485
00:25:30,486 --> 00:25:32,989
Shi-Poo-Pi
Shi-Poo-Pi, Shi-Poo-Pi
486
00:25:33,072 --> 00:25:34,949
[female chorus]
But you can win her yet
487
00:25:35,033 --> 00:25:36,868
[male singer] Walk her once
Just to raise the curtain
488
00:25:36,951 --> 00:25:38,953
Then you walk around twice
And make for certain
489
00:25:39,037 --> 00:25:40,163
Once more
In the flower garden
490
00:25:40,246 --> 00:25:42,290
She will ever get sore
If you beg her pardon
491
00:25:44,250 --> 00:25:45,835
[chorus]
Do re mi fa so la ti
492
00:25:45,918 --> 00:25:47,712
Do ti la so fa mi re do
493
00:25:47,795 --> 00:25:49,297
[male singer] Squeeze her once
When she isn't lookin'
494
00:25:49,380 --> 00:25:50,923
If you get a squeeze back
That's fancy cookin'
495
00:25:51,007 --> 00:25:53,509
[hesitates]
Uh, what are we looking at here?
496
00:25:54,093 --> 00:25:55,219
They're butts.
497
00:25:55,803 --> 00:25:58,598
Now, General, you and I both know
they are so much more than that.
498
00:25:58,765 --> 00:26:00,683
You're the visionary
behind this project.
499
00:26:00,850 --> 00:26:02,351
These aren't just Butts,
500
00:26:02,518 --> 00:26:04,937
they're an entirely
new species of creature
501
00:26:05,104 --> 00:26:07,774
that we categorized as Gluteus Morticus.
502
00:26:07,940 --> 00:26:09,901
Infinitely complex, highly intelligent
503
00:26:10,068 --> 00:26:12,153
with deeply engrained social dynamics.
504
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,781
Take these two specimens
in front for example.
505
00:26:14,947 --> 00:26:17,325
Note, the scarring
on their forequarters.
506
00:26:17,492 --> 00:26:19,160
They were born as conjoined twins.
507
00:26:19,327 --> 00:26:21,370
They're brothers
and they recognize that.
508
00:26:21,537 --> 00:26:25,291
In fact, I've only just started
to comprehend their bond.
509
00:26:25,458 --> 00:26:26,959
One of them I've named Nicholas,
510
00:26:27,126 --> 00:26:29,420
and the other
I've named Theodore. Teddy.
511
00:26:30,254 --> 00:26:32,381
As you can see,
they're not killing machines.
512
00:26:32,548 --> 00:26:34,717
They're quite gentle,
they have a love of music--
513
00:26:34,884 --> 00:26:36,260
Bored!
514
00:26:36,969 --> 00:26:38,262
-[music stops]
-No, don't!
515
00:26:41,099 --> 00:26:42,892
[Butts growling]
516
00:26:43,768 --> 00:26:46,270
-[all exclaiming]
-[yelps] They're upset with me.
517
00:26:46,437 --> 00:26:48,106
The Butts have gotten upset with me.
518
00:26:48,189 --> 00:26:49,065
[thudding]
519
00:26:50,024 --> 00:26:51,150
Close it, close it!
520
00:26:51,317 --> 00:26:53,569
The Butts have gotten upset with me.
521
00:26:53,736 --> 00:26:54,987
You scared him.
522
00:26:55,154 --> 00:26:57,365
Your Butts have gone nuts.
They're upset with me.
523
00:26:57,532 --> 00:26:59,033
General, say it.
524
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:01,702
[both] We mustn't upset the Butts.
525
00:27:01,869 --> 00:27:03,371
-[shudders]
-That's right.
526
00:27:04,038 --> 00:27:05,706
Okay, we're outta here.
527
00:27:06,833 --> 00:27:09,043
You must see what you have here.
528
00:27:09,210 --> 00:27:12,755
This is an apex life form capable
of, of coexisting with humankind!
529
00:27:12,922 --> 00:27:17,218
Yes, and the bureau
is grateful for all your work.
530
00:27:17,385 --> 00:27:20,221
Your methods may have been unorthodox,
531
00:27:20,388 --> 00:27:23,641
but this project should be considered
a great success for our country.
532
00:27:23,808 --> 00:27:27,687
Finally, we have what we need
to move forward with weaponization.
533
00:27:29,105 --> 00:27:31,566
Wait, you can't seriously
still be considering
534
00:27:31,732 --> 00:27:33,067
weaponizing these creatures.
535
00:27:33,234 --> 00:27:35,236
Please, you'd be weaponizing
536
00:27:35,403 --> 00:27:37,280
one of the greatest discoveries
of our time.
537
00:27:38,197 --> 00:27:39,115
Great discovery?
538
00:27:40,158 --> 00:27:41,117
Like what?
539
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:42,994
Fire?
540
00:27:43,578 --> 00:27:45,746
Electricity? The atom?
541
00:27:46,539 --> 00:27:50,501
Weaponization is the fruit
of progress, Dr. Yu.
542
00:27:50,668 --> 00:27:53,629
This is the intention
of discovery always.
543
00:27:55,214 --> 00:27:56,841
-Give me three days.
-[tense music playing]
544
00:27:56,924 --> 00:27:57,967
I will change your mind.
545
00:27:58,134 --> 00:27:59,844
I will put together
the greatest talent show--
546
00:28:00,011 --> 00:28:01,095
You'll be reassigned.
547
00:28:01,679 --> 00:28:02,889
Immediately.
548
00:28:03,556 --> 00:28:06,392
And if you continue
this foolish crusade,
549
00:28:06,559 --> 00:28:08,853
you'll be demoted, or worse.
550
00:28:11,230 --> 00:28:12,315
Are you threatening me?
551
00:28:12,481 --> 00:28:15,526
You're the linguist, Doctor,
figure it out for yourself.
552
00:28:16,485 --> 00:28:18,487
-[door slams]
-Uh. [sighs]
553
00:28:20,406 --> 00:28:22,700
[Larry] Keeg, I know you love
to hide in the electric wiring,
554
00:28:22,867 --> 00:28:24,744
-but now is not the time.
-[electricity cracking]
555
00:28:24,827 --> 00:28:26,829
We don't wanna risk everything
we're building together
556
00:28:26,996 --> 00:28:28,581
on a game of hide-and-seek.
557
00:28:30,333 --> 00:28:32,543
Damn it, Keeg, talk to me.
558
00:28:34,253 --> 00:28:36,964
I'm done talking
to flowers and floor lamps.
559
00:28:37,131 --> 00:28:38,174
Oh, shit.
560
00:28:38,341 --> 00:28:40,426
I'm sorry. Did I surprise you?
561
00:28:41,093 --> 00:28:42,303
That must be frustrating
562
00:28:42,470 --> 00:28:45,473
when someone you love and trust
does something completely unexpected.
563
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:47,975
[Larry] As I said, Rita,
I'm a bit preoccupied at the moment.
564
00:28:48,142 --> 00:28:50,186
So, that's how you're going to play it?
565
00:28:50,353 --> 00:28:53,606
Feigning more concern for that thing
than you have for me?
566
00:28:54,398 --> 00:28:55,566
Well, the least you could've done
567
00:28:55,733 --> 00:28:58,569
was look me in the eyes
before stabbing me in the back.
568
00:28:58,736 --> 00:29:01,072
Honestly, that's probably why
Keeg wants nothing to do with you
569
00:29:01,239 --> 00:29:04,867
now that he's seen the way
you treat those you care most about.
570
00:29:05,034 --> 00:29:07,119
The ones who love you enough
571
00:29:07,286 --> 00:29:09,664
to ignore the bandage body odor.
572
00:29:10,998 --> 00:29:13,668
Oh, for heaven's sake, Larry,
just cut the power to the house.
573
00:29:13,834 --> 00:29:15,086
-[electricity crackles]
-[Larry yelps] God!
574
00:29:15,253 --> 00:29:17,838
-[sighs]
-Looks like Rita was right again.
575
00:29:18,923 --> 00:29:20,132
[Larry] All right, you know what?
576
00:29:20,299 --> 00:29:21,259
Enough.
577
00:29:21,425 --> 00:29:23,803
You act like this was
some great betrayal,
578
00:29:23,970 --> 00:29:25,429
but I had my reasons.
579
00:29:25,596 --> 00:29:26,597
And even if I didn't,
580
00:29:26,764 --> 00:29:28,933
you were actually
a pretty shitty team leader.
581
00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:30,977
All you did was tell everyone
what to do.
582
00:29:31,143 --> 00:29:32,937
Holding us to impossible standards,
583
00:29:33,104 --> 00:29:36,899
giving out gold stars and demerits
like we were all little school children.
584
00:29:37,483 --> 00:29:38,317
After a while,
585
00:29:38,484 --> 00:29:41,070
it didn't even feel like we were
doing good for the right reasons.
586
00:29:41,487 --> 00:29:45,616
We were just going through the motions
as part of a misguided vanity play.
587
00:29:46,325 --> 00:29:47,576
[Rita] Ugh!
588
00:29:47,660 --> 00:29:51,038
And as for my reasons, I saw the future.
589
00:29:51,205 --> 00:29:53,249
We all saw where we end up.
590
00:29:53,416 --> 00:29:55,626
Excuse me for trying to avoid that fate.
591
00:29:56,836 --> 00:29:58,296
[sentimental music playing]
592
00:29:58,421 --> 00:30:00,047
I would've thought of all people,
593
00:30:00,214 --> 00:30:03,718
you'd understand how time travel
can change one's priorities.
594
00:30:03,884 --> 00:30:06,595
When you came back from the past,
you were broken.
595
00:30:07,972 --> 00:30:09,432
You called us all strangers.
596
00:30:09,598 --> 00:30:11,142
And you haven't made me feel like
597
00:30:11,225 --> 00:30:13,686
anything other than a stranger
ever since.
598
00:30:15,396 --> 00:30:16,314
[clicks tongue] So, what then?
599
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:19,817
You think your future was my fault?
600
00:30:22,236 --> 00:30:23,154
-[music intensifies]
-[electricity crackling]
601
00:30:23,237 --> 00:30:24,238
[Larry sighs]
602
00:30:26,949 --> 00:30:29,618
No. I saw Keeg separated from me.
603
00:30:29,785 --> 00:30:30,661
Abandoned.
604
00:30:31,329 --> 00:30:33,080
Now he wants nothing to do with me.
605
00:30:33,247 --> 00:30:34,707
It wasn't your fault.
606
00:30:34,874 --> 00:30:37,293
If anyone was to blame,
it was probably me.
607
00:30:37,460 --> 00:30:39,712
But I'll do whatever I can
to keep that from happening.
608
00:30:39,879 --> 00:30:42,131
And if that means
Rouge takes charge of the team,
609
00:30:42,298 --> 00:30:43,424
so be it.
610
00:30:45,134 --> 00:30:48,304
I'm sorry, Rita, but I have to do this.
611
00:30:50,014 --> 00:30:51,432
Keeg is all I have left.
612
00:30:53,726 --> 00:30:54,935
All you have left?
613
00:30:57,688 --> 00:31:00,316
Being team leader was all I had left.
614
00:31:00,483 --> 00:31:02,902
And now thanks to you, I have nothing.
615
00:31:02,985 --> 00:31:04,987
[dramatic music playing]
616
00:31:06,238 --> 00:31:07,448
[Larry sighs]
617
00:31:13,245 --> 00:31:14,497
[Jane] You're fucking kidding me.
618
00:31:15,373 --> 00:31:17,958
We're supposed to be posing
as bureau agents?
619
00:31:18,125 --> 00:31:21,212
You could've at least told me
to change my fucking shirt.
620
00:31:21,379 --> 00:31:23,756
I told him we'd be undercover.
621
00:31:23,923 --> 00:31:24,799
Oh, boy.
622
00:31:27,385 --> 00:31:29,762
Okay, so, what's your idea exactly?
623
00:31:34,141 --> 00:31:36,685
Darren Jones isn't the only Zombie Butt?
624
00:31:36,769 --> 00:31:37,645
I'm not sure.
625
00:31:39,063 --> 00:31:41,148
But if another Zombie Butt
escaped that night,
626
00:31:41,315 --> 00:31:43,442
then the Bureau of Normalcy
IS gonna know about it.
627
00:31:44,860 --> 00:31:47,738
Okay, and this... And if this works,
628
00:31:47,905 --> 00:31:50,908
what, you'll finally be
voted as team leader?
629
00:31:52,368 --> 00:31:53,786
I think the team made it pretty clear
630
00:31:53,953 --> 00:31:56,831
how they feel about me
being team leader, several times.
631
00:31:56,997 --> 00:31:58,624
Then, why are you acting
632
00:31:58,791 --> 00:32:01,710
like such a lame-ass
motivational poster come to life?
633
00:32:01,877 --> 00:32:04,922
I mean, seriously,
you're like a energy drink commercial.
634
00:32:05,089 --> 00:32:06,674
Why are you so fucking tense?
635
00:32:06,757 --> 00:32:08,884
Because I saw the same future you saw.
636
00:32:11,345 --> 00:32:12,304
I'm...
637
00:32:13,973 --> 00:32:15,641
I'm trying to save the world right now,
638
00:32:15,808 --> 00:32:19,311
and maybe if we can do that,
then I can finally move on with my life.
639
00:32:22,148 --> 00:32:25,317
Okay, so you're gonna save the world.
Then what?
640
00:32:25,484 --> 00:32:28,946
You're gonna go off backpacking
with a bunch of normies?
641
00:32:29,655 --> 00:32:32,283
Join an ultimate frisbee league, dude?
642
00:32:35,411 --> 00:32:37,413
Wow. I'm right, aren't I?
643
00:32:37,580 --> 00:32:40,916
Damn, everyone's just going off
on a solo act these days.
644
00:32:41,083 --> 00:32:42,918
Cool. Cool, cool, cool.
645
00:32:43,085 --> 00:32:44,086
Yeah, well,
646
00:32:44,253 --> 00:32:47,256
it's easy to feel like
everyone else is moving on without you
647
00:32:47,423 --> 00:32:49,258
if you're stuck standing still.
648
00:32:53,679 --> 00:32:56,265
Okay, so let's say you save the world,
649
00:32:57,141 --> 00:32:58,726
then what happens tomorrow?
650
00:32:59,059 --> 00:33:00,936
I don't know. Wednesday?
651
00:33:01,103 --> 00:33:02,480
Come on.
652
00:33:03,147 --> 00:33:04,815
You've been here long enough to know
653
00:33:04,982 --> 00:33:07,610
that our world is ending
like every other fucking day.
654
00:33:09,111 --> 00:33:11,071
You keep telling yourself
you're gonna move on,
655
00:33:11,238 --> 00:33:13,616
but it feels like
you keep finding reasons to stay.
656
00:33:14,700 --> 00:33:17,745
[scoffs] I never said I was quitting.
657
00:33:18,954 --> 00:33:20,623
I just need some time to myself.
658
00:33:20,789 --> 00:33:22,291
I've wanted that for a long time.
659
00:33:23,918 --> 00:33:26,921
[inhales] Yeah, it must be nice
to know what you want.
660
00:33:30,257 --> 00:33:31,592
Have you talked to Kay lately?
661
00:33:31,759 --> 00:33:32,676
No.
662
00:33:34,345 --> 00:33:35,554
Well, there was like a moment.
663
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:39,350
I mean,
what the fuck do you know about it?
664
00:33:40,351 --> 00:33:41,227
I was just thinking,
665
00:33:42,478 --> 00:33:43,938
maybe what Kay wants for you
666
00:33:44,104 --> 00:33:46,273
is different from what
Kay wants for herself.
667
00:33:46,732 --> 00:33:48,901
The fuck is that supposed to mean?
You don't even know Kay.
668
00:33:49,068 --> 00:33:50,653
No, Kay was up top a few months ago.
669
00:33:50,819 --> 00:33:52,029
All of us met her.
670
00:33:55,199 --> 00:33:56,492
I didn't wanna bother you about it.
671
00:33:57,576 --> 00:33:58,953
Bother me about what?
672
00:34:00,412 --> 00:34:02,498
Kay had me record an interview with her,
673
00:34:02,665 --> 00:34:03,791
like Niles used to do.
674
00:34:03,958 --> 00:34:05,417
-[cell phone vibrating]
-[whispering] Tell me everything.
675
00:34:08,003 --> 00:34:09,797
-It's him.
-Okay.
676
00:34:13,676 --> 00:34:15,427
[birds chirping]
677
00:34:15,511 --> 00:34:18,639
[Cliff] So, what? We just wait for him
in a barn and ambush him?
678
00:34:20,391 --> 00:34:22,268
Yeah, is that too complicated?
679
00:34:22,434 --> 00:34:23,811
[Cliff] Won't he smell us coming?
680
00:34:25,062 --> 00:34:26,897
Well, the last time, your pal Kipling,
681
00:34:26,981 --> 00:34:30,484
had magic hats laced
with secret pine air freshener.
682
00:34:30,651 --> 00:34:31,485
But in lieu of that,
683
00:34:31,652 --> 00:34:34,321
I've improvised
and I've doused our helmets
684
00:34:34,488 --> 00:34:36,240
with Niles's old cologne.
685
00:34:36,490 --> 00:34:38,033
[engine whirring]
686
00:34:38,117 --> 00:34:38,951
And that'll work?
687
00:34:39,034 --> 00:34:40,077
[whirring stops]
688
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:40,995
It better.
689
00:34:41,912 --> 00:34:43,372
[Darren whistling]
690
00:34:44,748 --> 00:34:46,041
[gate clanking]
691
00:34:46,125 --> 00:34:48,127
[Darren continues whistling]
692
00:34:52,798 --> 00:34:53,757
Hello, Darren.
693
00:34:55,175 --> 00:34:58,262
[Cliff] Get ready to
kiss the cook, motherfucker.
694
00:34:58,470 --> 00:34:59,305
[Darren growling]
695
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:09,315
[Cliff] Holy shit!
696
00:35:09,481 --> 00:35:11,442
I still understand zombie speak.
697
00:35:11,609 --> 00:35:12,860
Who... Uh, what's he saying?
698
00:35:13,027 --> 00:35:15,154
[Cliff] He said, "Welcome to my farm."
699
00:35:15,946 --> 00:35:17,031
Fuck the farm!
700
00:35:17,197 --> 00:35:20,242
Listen, Darren,
here's what's gonna happen.
701
00:35:20,409 --> 00:35:22,494
I'm gonna save the fucking world
702
00:35:22,661 --> 00:35:25,456
by crushing your dumb zombie face.
703
00:35:25,664 --> 00:35:26,540
[Darren growling]
704
00:35:29,001 --> 00:35:30,377
What's he saying now?
705
00:35:30,544 --> 00:35:31,378
[Darren growling]
706
00:35:45,726 --> 00:35:49,188
[Cliff] He says he won't eat brains,
he's refusing to be a zombie.
707
00:35:49,355 --> 00:35:51,523
[hesitates] Well...
I don't think you can do that.
708
00:35:51,732 --> 00:35:53,442
Can you do that?
I don't think you can do that.
709
00:35:53,609 --> 00:35:54,526
[Cliff] I don't know.
He's still talking. Shh!
710
00:35:54,693 --> 00:35:55,527
[Darren growling]
711
00:35:59,406 --> 00:36:01,325
[Cliff] Something about tomatoes?
712
00:36:09,083 --> 00:36:10,334
[Cliff] I think he's wrappin' it up.
713
00:36:10,501 --> 00:36:11,585
Okay, good, good.
714
00:36:15,756 --> 00:36:17,424
What's he doing?
715
00:36:21,845 --> 00:36:22,805
[Cliff] What the fuck?
716
00:36:24,807 --> 00:36:26,100
[Cliff] Fuck off, Darren.
717
00:36:26,809 --> 00:36:28,769
I came here to fight you
and save the world,
718
00:36:28,936 --> 00:36:31,647
not commit some kind of
weird mercy killing.
719
00:36:31,814 --> 00:36:33,232
What's wrong?
720
00:36:34,233 --> 00:36:36,026
[Cliff] He's asking me to put him down!
721
00:36:36,193 --> 00:36:37,736
Oh, and what is wrong with that?
722
00:36:39,405 --> 00:36:40,572
[Cliff] He's a fucking zombie!
723
00:36:40,739 --> 00:36:42,282
You're not Old fucking Yeller.
724
00:36:52,501 --> 00:36:53,335
[Cliff] Hey, hold on.
725
00:36:53,419 --> 00:36:56,839
I don't know if I can just Kill
an unarmed Zombie Butt farmer.
726
00:36:57,172 --> 00:36:59,133
Stop messing with my head, Darren.
727
00:36:59,299 --> 00:37:00,759
-Stop trying to make...
-[Laura grunts]
728
00:37:00,926 --> 00:37:02,177
...this easy on me.
729
00:37:02,302 --> 00:37:03,220
[line whirring]
730
00:37:05,139 --> 00:37:07,391
[Cliff] The fuck are you doing?
731
00:37:07,558 --> 00:37:08,892
What needs to be done.
732
00:37:10,644 --> 00:37:12,604
[Darren growling]
733
00:37:12,730 --> 00:37:14,732
[Cliff] Oh, no. Oh, no.
734
00:37:15,941 --> 00:37:17,651
[growling]
735
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:19,737
[Cliff] Holy!
736
00:37:20,487 --> 00:37:22,781
[both grunting]
737
00:37:24,158 --> 00:37:25,284
[Darren growling]
738
00:37:25,367 --> 00:37:27,119
[Cliff] You're fucking crazy!
739
00:37:27,244 --> 00:37:28,996
[grunts]
740
00:37:29,079 --> 00:37:32,666
-[both grunting]
-[Cliff] Fuck. Fuck.
741
00:37:32,833 --> 00:37:35,335
All right, Darren! You asked for it.
742
00:37:35,461 --> 00:37:36,879
[grunting]
743
00:37:36,962 --> 00:37:38,839
[blood squelching]
744
00:37:38,922 --> 00:37:40,924
[ominous music playing]
745
00:37:42,843 --> 00:37:43,969
Weapon.
746
00:37:47,097 --> 00:37:48,265
[Cliff grunts]
747
00:37:49,308 --> 00:37:51,310
[breathing heavily]
748
00:37:56,940 --> 00:37:58,442
Cliff.
749
00:37:58,567 --> 00:38:01,278
Cliff, it's over. It's done.
750
00:38:04,698 --> 00:38:07,367
[Cliff] I did it. It's over. [exhales]
751
00:38:11,914 --> 00:38:13,248
Something's...
752
00:38:14,374 --> 00:38:16,084
Something's cold.
753
00:38:17,961 --> 00:38:20,798
Oh, no. Oh, God, no.
754
00:38:21,423 --> 00:38:22,925
Oh, God! No!
755
00:38:23,091 --> 00:38:25,344
No! No, no, no!
756
00:38:25,511 --> 00:38:27,554
[whispers] I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry, Cliff.
757
00:38:27,679 --> 00:38:29,097
[Cliff breathing heavily]
758
00:38:29,181 --> 00:38:31,058
You said you needed
a reason to fight, I--
759
00:38:31,225 --> 00:38:32,643
[Cliff] You did the right thing.
760
00:38:33,852 --> 00:38:35,813
I hesitated and you got it done.
761
00:38:37,272 --> 00:38:38,774
That's why you're the leader.
762
00:38:39,358 --> 00:38:41,693
Where the fuck's my... [whimpers]
763
00:38:44,488 --> 00:38:45,948
Oh, shit.
764
00:38:49,326 --> 00:38:50,786
Well, what are we waiting for?
765
00:38:52,788 --> 00:38:53,956
We saved the world.
766
00:38:55,165 --> 00:38:56,542
Let's fucking go home.
767
00:39:02,381 --> 00:39:03,924
-Right.
-[techno music playing]
768
00:39:04,007 --> 00:39:06,009
[engine whirring]
769
00:39:07,010 --> 00:39:08,303
[engine stops]
770
00:39:11,431 --> 00:39:13,433
[music intensifies]
771
00:39:19,398 --> 00:39:21,275
-[cigarette sizzles]
-[music fades out]
772
00:39:21,358 --> 00:39:23,068
Agent Wolfmann, I presume.
773
00:39:23,235 --> 00:39:24,069
Correct.
774
00:39:24,862 --> 00:39:26,572
And this is my associate, Agent Perez.
775
00:39:27,990 --> 00:39:29,700
Hey. Sorry about my shirt.
776
00:39:29,867 --> 00:39:31,076
Laundry day.
777
00:39:33,328 --> 00:39:36,874
And you must be
the, uh, The Butt Hunter.
778
00:39:39,376 --> 00:39:40,919
Why don't you take a wild guess?
779
00:39:41,795 --> 00:39:42,838
Shit.
780
00:39:44,756 --> 00:39:46,800
[whispers] You gotta be
fucking kidding me.
781
00:39:48,135 --> 00:39:49,845
We don't wanna waste
any more of your time.
782
00:39:50,012 --> 00:39:51,638
We expect a full mission report.
783
00:39:51,805 --> 00:39:55,767
You know I don't do those fancy
Bureau Normalcy protocols.
784
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:58,061
Hunter's gotta have his own code.
785
00:39:59,855 --> 00:40:00,689
Humor me.
786
00:40:01,857 --> 00:40:03,483
All right. [spits]
787
00:40:05,736 --> 00:40:08,572
A year ago, the BON
lost an entire horde of killer Butts.
788
00:40:09,698 --> 00:40:12,534
Due to my specific skill set,
I was hired to round 'em up.
789
00:40:14,202 --> 00:40:15,329
Several confirmed dead,
790
00:40:15,495 --> 00:40:17,623
some by my hand, some by others.
791
00:40:17,915 --> 00:40:20,125
But the majority
have been safely recovered.
792
00:40:21,543 --> 00:40:23,086
I always try to be humane
in my approach...
793
00:40:23,253 --> 00:40:27,007
[chuckles] ...but you know
how this business can be.
794
00:40:27,174 --> 00:40:28,800
The Butt hunting business?
795
00:40:28,967 --> 00:40:30,010
That's the one.
796
00:40:30,177 --> 00:40:31,345
What's the current status report?
797
00:40:31,511 --> 00:40:33,805
Recently, I came into possession
of the final target.
798
00:40:35,057 --> 00:40:37,059
It was particularly difficult to track.
799
00:40:37,225 --> 00:40:38,810
These things are crafty, you know.
800
00:40:38,977 --> 00:40:42,105
Butt hunting, it's chess, it's not...
801
00:40:46,276 --> 00:40:47,277
Yahtzee.
802
00:40:47,444 --> 00:40:49,363
Why was it difficult to track?
803
00:40:49,529 --> 00:40:50,739
Didn't behave like the others.
804
00:40:51,740 --> 00:40:52,783
Seemed sick.
805
00:40:53,951 --> 00:40:55,494
Infected, possibly.
806
00:40:55,661 --> 00:40:57,663
I put it on ice to transport it.
807
00:40:57,829 --> 00:41:00,165
Cold seems to place it
in a vegetative state.
808
00:41:00,916 --> 00:41:02,793
But make no mistake,
this thing is not dead.
809
00:41:03,752 --> 00:41:05,295
Not all the way, anyway.
810
00:41:05,921 --> 00:41:06,964
So, it's a zombie.
811
00:41:07,130 --> 00:41:08,006
What's a zombie?
812
00:41:08,173 --> 00:41:10,008
Do you seriously not know
what a zombie is?
813
00:41:10,175 --> 00:41:12,386
| have a very particular set of skills.
814
00:41:12,552 --> 00:41:15,555
Your information tracks with our intel.
815
00:41:17,057 --> 00:41:18,642
Agent, um...
816
00:41:19,768 --> 00:41:21,520
-[whispers] Butt Hunter.
-...Butt Hunter.
817
00:41:21,687 --> 00:41:22,854
[whispers] Thank you.
818
00:41:23,021 --> 00:41:24,815
The bureau thanks you for your work.
819
00:41:29,403 --> 00:41:31,154
-[whispering] Vic.
-[Vic] Yeah?
820
00:41:32,030 --> 00:41:34,074
Where are the real BON agents?
821
00:41:34,157 --> 00:41:35,283
[Vic scoffs]
822
00:41:35,367 --> 00:41:38,537
I secretly moved up the meeting.
They're an hour behind us.
823
00:41:38,704 --> 00:41:41,832
Okay, but this Butt whacker
was like 45 minutes late.
824
00:41:42,791 --> 00:41:43,875
Now we gotta move.
825
00:41:51,883 --> 00:41:53,719
I'm assuming you have my payment.
826
00:41:53,927 --> 00:41:54,886
It'll be wired to you.
827
00:41:55,137 --> 00:41:56,054
In Bitcoin.
828
00:41:59,474 --> 00:42:00,600
Hmm.
829
00:42:00,684 --> 00:42:02,019
-Thanks.
-[Butt Hunter] Yeah.
830
00:42:07,357 --> 00:42:09,776
And this is the final Butt, right?
831
00:42:10,444 --> 00:42:11,778
Who's the Butt hunter here?
832
00:42:11,945 --> 00:42:12,821
Me or you?
833
00:42:12,988 --> 00:42:15,782
And none of the other Butts had
any signs of sickness, only this one?
834
00:42:17,451 --> 00:42:18,702
Adios, amigo.
835
00:42:21,163 --> 00:42:23,582
Don't let 'em hit ya
where the good Lord split ya.
836
00:42:28,045 --> 00:42:31,173
[exhales] Really missing
your cyborg tech right about now,
837
00:42:31,339 --> 00:42:34,551
fucking Agent... Wolfmann.
838
00:42:34,718 --> 00:42:37,596
Now, what's your super power again,
Jane, besides complaining?
839
00:42:37,679 --> 00:42:40,432
[breathes heavily] Flit, I know
I never ask you for anything
840
00:42:40,599 --> 00:42:41,808
but please don't fuck me.
841
00:42:42,601 --> 00:42:43,810
[car doors open]
842
00:42:51,443 --> 00:42:52,736
[Butt Hunter sighs]
843
00:42:54,905 --> 00:42:56,907
[operatic music playing over headphones]
844
00:43:00,952 --> 00:43:03,747
[man over PA system]
Attention, the Butts are loose.
845
00:43:04,956 --> 00:43:06,958
[alarm beeping]
846
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:10,295
[Butts thudding]
847
00:43:13,215 --> 00:43:15,550
[man over PA system]
Attention, the Butts are loose.
848
00:43:15,634 --> 00:43:17,511
[Cliff yells] Fuck!
849
00:43:17,677 --> 00:43:19,096
What the fuck?
850
00:43:19,262 --> 00:43:21,431
Oh, fuck!
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
851
00:43:21,515 --> 00:43:22,933
[operatic music continues playing
over headphones]
852
00:43:23,016 --> 00:43:25,435
[man over PA system]
Attention, the Butts are loose.
853
00:43:27,104 --> 00:43:28,772
What the hell are you still doing here?
854
00:43:28,939 --> 00:43:31,775
We have to get above ground
before the exterminators arrive.
855
00:43:31,858 --> 00:43:33,777
-[panting]
-Exterminators?
856
00:43:33,860 --> 00:43:36,530
-[electricity crackling]
-[alarm blaring]
857
00:43:36,613 --> 00:43:39,282
[man over PA system]
Attention, the Butts are loose.
858
00:43:39,366 --> 00:43:41,159
[metal creaking]
859
00:43:43,370 --> 00:43:45,372
[metal clattering]
860
00:43:45,455 --> 00:43:47,457
[eerie music playing]
861
00:44:01,888 --> 00:44:02,722
[whispering] Nicholas?
862
00:44:06,977 --> 00:44:08,687
[music fades out]
863
00:44:12,774 --> 00:44:14,776
[footsteps approaching]
864
00:44:26,872 --> 00:44:28,832
Any luck with your friend?
865
00:44:29,499 --> 00:44:31,501
[electricity crackling]
866
00:44:32,878 --> 00:44:34,254
[Larry] Does that answer your question?
867
00:44:36,173 --> 00:44:39,217
[Cliff] Daddy's home, shitlickers!
868
00:44:39,384 --> 00:44:40,719
'Tis done.
869
00:44:40,886 --> 00:44:43,638
Cliff and I found Darren Jones
and we kicked his ass.
870
00:44:43,889 --> 00:44:46,099
[Cliff chuckles] The fucker didn't
even put up a fight.
871
00:44:46,183 --> 00:44:47,475
[Larry] Congratulations.
872
00:44:54,065 --> 00:44:56,818
Okay, why... Why y'all acting so sore?
873
00:44:56,985 --> 00:44:58,278
We did it. Mission accomplished.
874
00:44:58,445 --> 00:44:59,487
The world is saved.
875
00:44:59,654 --> 00:45:00,780
Not yet, it isn't.
876
00:45:01,948 --> 00:45:02,782
[Jane] No.
877
00:45:06,328 --> 00:45:07,537
[box thudding]
878
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:11,583
After you two went AWOL,
879
00:45:11,750 --> 00:45:13,084
I hacked into the bureau's records.
880
00:45:13,251 --> 00:45:16,463
Now there was a second Zombie Butt
that none of us had even considered.
881
00:45:16,630 --> 00:45:17,589
[Jane] Yeah.
882
00:45:17,756 --> 00:45:20,133
We went undercover
and just stole it right from under them.
883
00:45:21,092 --> 00:45:22,219
Thanks for the invite, though.
884
00:45:22,385 --> 00:45:23,887
Excellent work, you two.
885
00:45:24,054 --> 00:45:25,680
You see, this is what happens
886
00:45:25,847 --> 00:45:29,768
when this team is given the autonomy
to make decisions for themselves.
887
00:45:29,935 --> 00:45:30,936
You know what?
888
00:45:31,478 --> 00:45:32,979
We all deserve a gold star.
889
00:45:33,772 --> 00:45:35,565
I didn't do this for a gold star.
890
00:45:36,816 --> 00:45:38,026
Whatever, mission accomplished.
891
00:45:38,193 --> 00:45:40,153
This is the final Zombie Butt.
892
00:45:44,574 --> 00:45:45,992
I'm sure you two can handle it.
893
00:45:48,954 --> 00:45:52,332
So, Cliff, uh,
can you dispose of the second Butt?
894
00:45:52,499 --> 00:45:54,417
[Cliff] Me? Kill it?
895
00:45:55,168 --> 00:45:56,795
-[chuckles] With pleasure.
-Okay, great.
896
00:45:56,878 --> 00:45:58,880
[dramatic music playing]
897
00:46:00,882 --> 00:46:03,093
[music fades out]
898
00:46:03,176 --> 00:46:04,844
[Cliff] Let's see what we got here.
899
00:46:10,850 --> 00:46:12,852
[pensive music playing]
900
00:46:14,771 --> 00:46:16,022
Oh. [sighs]
901
00:46:16,690 --> 00:46:18,149
I'm sorry, little guy.
902
00:46:25,407 --> 00:46:26,366
Just need a minute.
903
00:46:32,539 --> 00:46:33,999
I felt something today.
904
00:46:36,001 --> 00:46:37,252
Really felt something.
905
00:46:37,419 --> 00:46:39,963
I swear.
For the first time in a long time.
906
00:46:42,090 --> 00:46:43,883
I always thought if I ever
got a chance to feel again,
907
00:46:44,050 --> 00:46:45,844
it'd be my daughter's hand in mine.
908
00:46:46,011 --> 00:46:49,306
Maybe my grandson in my arms
while I help him with his hiccups.
909
00:46:49,472 --> 00:46:50,682
That would've been nice.
910
00:46:50,849 --> 00:46:51,891
Instead,
911
00:46:52,058 --> 00:46:55,603
I felt someone's skull collapse
under my palm like a grapefruit.
912
00:46:55,687 --> 00:46:57,022
The tough skin,
913
00:46:57,939 --> 00:46:59,441
messy insides.
914
00:47:00,734 --> 00:47:01,943
I felt it all.
915
00:47:02,527 --> 00:47:03,695
His blood was cold.
916
00:47:05,113 --> 00:47:07,073
I guess he was dead already,
917
00:47:08,033 --> 00:47:09,075
sort of.
918
00:47:11,244 --> 00:47:12,370
His eyes...
919
00:47:15,290 --> 00:47:18,418
It felt like
there was still warmth in his eyes.
920
00:47:26,343 --> 00:47:28,428
I just... I need a minute. [sighs]
921
00:47:31,681 --> 00:47:33,683
[pensive music continues]
922
00:48:00,085 --> 00:48:01,628
[Laura exhales]
923
00:48:04,089 --> 00:48:06,091
[gentle music playing]
924
00:48:14,682 --> 00:48:16,684
[computer beeping]
925
00:48:17,394 --> 00:48:18,853
[cell phone vibrating]
926
00:48:36,413 --> 00:48:38,498
[keypad clacking]
927
00:48:45,046 --> 00:48:46,881
[Vic on recording]
What would you like to talk about?
928
00:48:47,882 --> 00:48:48,883
[Kay] I've been thinking...
929
00:48:50,176 --> 00:48:51,845
Well, more like wondering.
930
00:48:52,846 --> 00:48:55,056
What is the underground supposed to be?
931
00:48:56,015 --> 00:48:57,058
What it's for?
932
00:48:57,225 --> 00:48:58,685
[Vic] You mean like its purpose?
933
00:48:58,852 --> 00:49:00,979
[Kay] Yes! Its purpose.
934
00:49:01,146 --> 00:49:03,398
What is the purpose of the underground?
935
00:49:03,565 --> 00:49:05,024
All of the different personas.
936
00:49:05,191 --> 00:49:06,443
I used to know.
937
00:49:06,609 --> 00:49:08,653
All of the personas always said
938
00:49:08,820 --> 00:49:10,572
they had one purpose,
939
00:49:10,780 --> 00:49:11,614
to protect me.
940
00:49:11,781 --> 00:49:13,616
[Vic] And they do, don't they?
941
00:49:17,162 --> 00:49:18,204
Maybe.
942
00:49:18,371 --> 00:49:19,414
I don't know.
943
00:49:20,331 --> 00:49:21,249
Something's changed.
944
00:49:21,416 --> 00:49:24,461
I don't think I need them
to have that purpose anymore.
945
00:49:25,295 --> 00:49:27,422
And I think they need a new purpose.
946
00:49:27,589 --> 00:49:29,424
Otherwise, they'll all be lost.
947
00:49:29,591 --> 00:49:30,758
[Vic] What do you mean they'll be lost?
948
00:49:31,426 --> 00:49:32,385
I don't know.
949
00:49:34,554 --> 00:49:36,806
I think they need to figure
that out for themselves.
950
00:49:38,099 --> 00:49:39,559
[Jane] A new purpose?
951
00:49:40,351 --> 00:49:42,562
The fuck is my purpose,
if it's not to protect you?
952
00:49:42,729 --> 00:49:44,731
[Vic] Does Jane know her purpose?
953
00:49:45,398 --> 00:49:46,691
[Kay] She takes care of me.
954
00:49:48,860 --> 00:49:52,113
She still thinks
her purpose is to protect me.
955
00:49:53,865 --> 00:49:55,241
She's feeling lost.
956
00:49:56,659 --> 00:49:57,869
But she'll be all right.
957
00:49:58,536 --> 00:50:01,080
If anybody can put the pieces together,
it's Jane.
958
00:50:01,831 --> 00:50:03,416
[tape stops]
959
00:50:04,334 --> 00:50:05,335
[Jane sighs]
960
00:50:12,342 --> 00:50:13,343
[exhales]
961
00:50:18,348 --> 00:50:19,849
["The Ladies Who Lunch"
playing on speakers]
962
00:50:19,933 --> 00:50:21,935
Everybody laugh
963
00:50:24,896 --> 00:50:26,356
Lounging in their caftans
964
00:50:26,439 --> 00:50:28,149
[Dr. Yu humming]
965
00:50:28,233 --> 00:50:31,277
And planning a brunch
966
00:50:33,404 --> 00:50:35,573
On their own behalf
967
00:50:40,495 --> 00:50:42,372
Off to the gym
968
00:50:43,665 --> 00:50:45,458
Then to a fitting
969
00:50:46,292 --> 00:50:48,086
Claiming they're fat
970
00:50:51,548 --> 00:50:54,050
And looking grim
971
00:50:55,385 --> 00:50:57,428
'Cause they've been sitting
972
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:00,640
Choosing a hat
973
00:51:02,850 --> 00:51:05,770
Does anyone
Still wear a hat?
974
00:51:05,853 --> 00:51:08,481
[Nicholas] /'ll drink to that
975
00:51:08,565 --> 00:51:10,817
-I'll drink to that
-I'll drink to that
976
00:51:11,776 --> 00:51:14,153
Here's to the girls
Who stay smart
977
00:51:14,904 --> 00:51:15,905
Aren't they a gas?
978
00:51:15,989 --> 00:51:16,864
[ominous music playing]
979
00:51:18,533 --> 00:51:19,867
[theme music playing]
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