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THE MURDER ENCYCLOPEDIA

I'm messed up in the head.

The ever-so-perilous state of the balance

of this peaceful middle school...

They've all yet to realize it.

You should try using it too!

Sure, I'll give it a go then!

But you know, big boobs are every man's dream!

No! Don't think about it!

I'm a beast that's hungry for blood.

Will the day ever come

when I can suppress these urges?

The woman I want to murder most right now.

Anna Yamada.

The top looker in our school, and I hear she's a model for magazines.

But none of that matters.

Me,

I'm just dying to see that beautiful face contorted in pain.

Damn it! Damn you, wench!

I'll make sure you regret looking down on me like that!

Yes, that's right.

I'm sure Yamada will be beautiful, even as a corpse.

And her body will belong solely to her murderer.

In other words, me.

I feel disgusted at myself for harboring such delusions,

night after night.

I'm... messed up in the head.

It irritates me how much noisier the classroom gets during lunch break.

In comparison,

this place is quiet.

My tranquil haven...

Huh?!

What? What? What?!

What did she say?!

Er, um...

Sure. Can do.

Oh, good.

Huh, that was good?!

What could she have said?

More importantly, what the hell?!

What's she doing in the library?!

No, wait!

Could this be my chance to murder her?!

No, the time isn't right yet.

Let's wait and watch for now...

You just had lunch, didn't you?!

Wait, that's a party-size bag!

She's alone, but she looks so happy!

Wait! Hold on, that rice ball...

CONSOMMÉ

Her humming...

It's growing more and more gorilla-like by the second!

What's with her?

What the hell's with this woman?!

No, calm down.

Let's think about how I should kill her.

ATLAS OF HUMAN ANATOMY

Is this for the presentation we have to give in social studies?

-Okay. -Huh?!

You're not gonna do a rough sketch first?!

Look, you've run out of space!

"Mm-hmm!" my butt!

Huh?

Knife, knife...

I have one!

Wait, but still...

Here, you can use this.

Why are you walking around with a utility knife?

Creep.

If she says that, my slaughter-fest can begin at last!

Here, you can use this...

A knife! Nice!

That wasn't a play on words.

Also, thanks.

She wasn't creeped out, for now!

No, more importantly...

Yamada... Yamada's using my knife!

My knife!

My knife!

Yamada! Where have you been?!

I bet you were eating snacks by yourself!

No, I wasn't.

Here.

CONSOMMÉ HOMERUN

Yamada's leftovers...

There's still some left.

Hey! Don't pass it off on him!

I didn't!

SERVICE DESK

The countdown to the slaughter... has just begun.

It's been one whole day since then.

My knife is still in Yamada's pencil case.

My pointy tool, in Yamada's...

Well. I expected that.

It's still warm!

Don't tell me!

Was she clutching it the whole time?!

So she wouldn't forget to return it?!

No. It must be so I wouldn't have an opportunity to take her life.

Hold on.

So she knows where I sit...

CLASS 2-3

Alright, today, we'll be having all the groups give their presentations.

Huh?

What happened to the one I made yesterday?

Oh, that?

It was really messy, so I made a new one from scratch!

You wench!

Why the hell would you do that?!

-Yamada tried so hard to make that! -Well, I didn't have much time.

Girls can all go to hell!

Nasty creatures who envy, resent,

and torment those who are slightly prettier!

Look at this!

I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw this chocolate smudge as part of the writing!

I have to admit that's outrageous.

-See? -Sheesh...

Chocolate?!

No way.

She doesn't seem to mind that much?

COMPARING POLITICAL PARTY SYSTEMS

Our research topic was political party systems.

I'm so bored.

She looks completely dead inside!

So she did mind, after all!

To sum it all up,

I think we should adopt a two-party system as well!

Oh, shut up!

ABOUT SDGS

Our group's research topic was SDGs.

I made the poster, so I'll let them handle the rest.

Yamada?

Over such a trivial matter?!

No, it's no trivial matter.

Not to Yamada.

Helicopters?

-Did something happen? -There are so many.

-Stop it! -Some kind of accident?!

Don't look at Yamada crying! You braindead morons!

Something to distract everyone!

That ends our presentation.

Wha... What are you doing?!

We finished presenting.

What's the harm?

Yes... fine by me.

I'm messed up in the head.

Now you can cry your heart out...

Hey, that helicopter looks weird.

You think it's an Osprey?

No idea.

Give me a break!

Did you check out this month's issue of Ciel?

-Not yet. -Isn't this backwards, height-wise?!

-You're heavy! -I'll smack you!

Fine, I give up...

What is this, a Moe anime?

Touchy-feely girls are dirty as hell. Right?!

Just try imagining it with Kobayashi as the boyfriend.

It's so frigging hot!

Stop it with your ingenious fantasies!

I'd love to become friends with benefits with a girl like Yamada.

I'll murder you filthy rats!

I don't want someone who's too good-looking.

Is he into uggos?

Then who are you into? Let's say from this class.

Hara-san, maybe?

You're as dirty as it gets.

Thinking with your dick much?

Wait, why?!

She's here again.

Hara-san.

Are you here to check a book out?

No, I was asked to come here.

Want some?

Ah, I'm on a diet right now.

Me too.

Liar!

Eat what you want, when you want.

That's the lifestyle I'm following.

She's trying to come off as mindful, when it's the total opposite.

Yeah...

But this is what happened when I ate as much I wanted...

Hey, say something! Comfort her!

Kanzaki-kun...

Hey. You're here already.

Yeah.

Um...

What did you want to talk about?

Wait, this turn of events...

A confession?!

Um...

you see...

Yeah...

Hey, weird little group we have here, huh?

Yamada, you're definitely a third wheel here!

Ah, that's right.

I hear dietary fiber is good for diets.

Y...Yeah...

You're on a diet?

I've gained weight, you see.

I... happen to like girls on the chubbier side...

Boys have a different idea of "chubby" than girls do.

Right?

Well, still...

I like them as chubby as they come!

I'd be okay if they broke 100 kg!

It's like... I just can't get enough of those folds...

-Really? -Stop it!

Don't teach Yamada about strange fetishes!

That's the rudest timing to realize it!

But now that you have, the rest is obvious, right?

Come on, get out of here and leave those two alone...

Is someone there?!

It's probably a cat.

What would a cat be doing in here?!

You don't mean... You want me to pretend to be a cat?!

Kill me now.

I'll go check it out.

No, I don't think realism is the issue here!

Cats cry like that when they fight.

-Really? -Yeah.

It's a different cat than before, so maybe they'll fight.

Do you like cats?

We have two at home.

Really? I never knew!

Good grief.

Don't pat yourself on the back for a job well done.

Good for them.

Bye.

I ended up playing along with Yamada!

Anna Yamada...

Just what's your deal?

Why do you always show up where I am?

YAMA BOOKS

She said something about this month's issue, didn't she?

It's dangerous dressed like this.

Thank you for your purchase.

She said it was called Ciel, I think...

So, it's this one...

Y... Yamada?!

No, maybe I have the wrong person...

Oh, there it is!

I've been big on this magazine lately.

Oh, really? What's it like?

Don't you think they're pretty?

Ah, they look great!

It's Yamada.

Why are you trying to draw their attention?

Don't make eye contact!

She's lost them two valuable readers.

THE LAWS OF LOVEABLE KNITS

Don't do that!

You're seriously causing trouble for the employees!

Don't get ready to sign autographs.

You're not an author, you know!

See, she put it back.

Yamada can be pretty embarrassing at times, as well...

Looks like I have no choice.

I'll buy one to make up for the readers she lost.

TRUE HORROR TALES

HOW TO DRESS FOR FALL

Let's see here...

A world completely foreign to me.

Huh? Did I get the wrong issue?

FLARE SKIRT AND JACKET

Here she is.

It's... like she's a total stranger.

All of a sudden, I don't care anymore.

The feelings I had seem pointless now.

That's right.

Yamada and I

belong in completely different worlds.

ENTRANCE EXAM QUALIFYING APPLICANTS

EXAM CERTIFICATE

How pointless.

I don't care about anything anymore.

Well... it'd be a waste not to use it before throwing it out...

I didn't get a lot of sleep last night.

Seriously, why did I buy that thing?

Is that her boyfriend?

Well, that makes sense.

Of course she'd have one.

Yeah... that's only normal.

I don't care anymore...

LINE? What's that?

Come on, you must know.

Here, look.

I'm Haruya Nanjo.

He's hitting on her?

It's an SNS.

S-M-L?

No one will believe you're that oblivious!

How do you keep in touch with your friends, then?

If two people match their brains' wavelengths,

they can read each other's thoughts.

Oh? She's trying to weird him out?

Can you tell what I'm thinking right now, then?

He's a tough nut!

PICK YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM

You want to eat ice cream!

That's you!

Nope.

The answer was, "You're really cute close up."

How obnoxious! Figure it out already! She's not into you!

Actually, you're surprisingly funny, Yamada-san.

Really?! In what way?!

The highest compliment for you is being called funny?!

The whole bit about not knowing LINE.

Ah, that!

I've done that one so many times, so my timing should be perfect...

I really haven't heard of it before!

Yamada-san, you're really funny.

Huh? No way!

Stop looking like you're enjoying it...

Hey.

Share it with me for real. Your LINE.

No, like I said...

I'm serious.

Um...

Then...

I don't care.

I don't care at all.

I don't care, do I?

Am I... messed up in the head?

What was that?

-What's going on? -A bicycle crashed into the fence...

Yamada!

Chi! Did you see it?

Ichikawa-kun flung his bike!

She was watching...

Why did you fling it?

Well... um...

That is...

I confused the gas pedal for the brake...

Ichikawa, you sure are funny.