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HAMMER: When I was 10, I wanted to be Wolverine.

The OG GOAT.

In this life we all know it's hunt or be hunted.

I choose to be a hunter.

The alpha.

Yes! Yes!

And this is my hunting ground.

Yes!

In Australia, footy players are gods

and I'm gonna be the hardest centre half forward

this country's ever seen.

Our ancestors were staunch.

It's in our blood.

He takes after me.

Mum's been hustling with me since the jump.

Since then...

Go, son!

...we've been an unstoppable team.

Come on!

Yes!

(LAUGHS) Yeah!

Go, Hammer!

Whoo-hoo!

Fuck, yeah!

Go, Hammer! Go, Hammer!

(CHEERING)

My woman Rochelle's a 10, with a god-tier body.

If I'm going to be the best, I've gotta be with the best.

I pledge my body to God until sacred marriage.

This is my vow.

Mum says the Ground Shakers aren't a real church,

but I like how freaky it is.

OK, so the rules are -

kissing with tongue,

touching's OK,

and some light rubbing, but undies on.

Um, finger?

Yeah.

Yeah, one finger.

Oh, and oral. (LAUGHS)

Just no swallowing.

She's not like the other loose girls in this town.

And that's a turn on.

This year it'll all pay off.

I'll be a top 10 draft pick for sure.

Mum says pressure makes diamonds

and no one can take away your shine from you except you.

So this year I'm going to be unstoppable.

Oh! Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

SONG: ♪ Pressure makes a diamond

Pressure makes a diamond

♪ Pressure makes a diamond Let's go. ♪

Cheers to that! Cheers to that, boys!

A couple of bevvies with the boys.

Go, the boys, boys, boys. Who's up for a chugalug?

Oh, I'm always up for it!

(LAUGHS)

(CHUCKLES)

So...

...tomorrow's our one-year anniversary.

Really?

Mm-hm.

And I was thinking maybe we could do something special.

You tell me what you want and I'll get it.

No, I don't want a present.

Well, at least not something you can buy.

You mean a wristie?

I was thinking maybe we could go further than that.

Hmm?

Like, all the way?

And what about this?

Well, like, Jesus sees our commitment.

And it's not like either of us are going anywhere, right?

We're ride or die.

BROADCASTER: 16 million can now vote yes or no

for same sex marriage.

MALCOLM TURNBULL: (ON TV) Every Australian will have their say.

Jesus, Malcolm, you're useless as tits on a bull!

Hey, blood pressure, Jack.

Are you off, darls?

Yes, Mrs Hammersmith.

You send love to your family for us, OK?

I will. Goodnight.

Goodnight.

BROADCASTER: ...to same sex marriage,

the result declared on November 15.

Bye.

If yes, a vote is expected in Parliament

and expected to pass by the end of the year.

I think my knee's getting bungy.

OK, so we'll strap it up extra tight this week.

The combine's just around the corner.

You need to kick arse at the time trial runs.

That's the event the clubs are really watching. OK?

They dumped it. No.

They changed it from three kilometres to two.

So, no distractions.

Rochelle's really lovely, but you've got to focus.

OK?

Tea's ready!

So, I see St Lawrence's

still hasn't expelled that Charlie Roth.

Um, Mulroney reckons I might make dux of the school.

Ah.

I had a word to that Father Mulroney today.

About what?

Oh, the curriculum.

Turns out that smut wasn't on the approved viewing list

after all.

What did you do?

Well, I just made sure

you won't be subjected to that filth anymore.

You didn't tell him, did you?

No.

I didn't tell him about...

(WHISPERS) ..the pornography.

I think we both know he wouldn't be as understanding.

Mum, I told you. It's not like that.

(SCOFFS)

I was just curious about like... size and stuff.

Size? Size?

I just wanted to see if I... you know, like, measured up.

(SCOFFS, LAUGHS) It's true, Mum.

OK. I'm not a hateful person, Zeke.

You know that. Mum.

OK. I just want what's best for you.

But these lies and this filth...

That's not my boy.

So, I'll keep your secret,

but you need to promise me

you're not going down a dark path.

Because that life, that... that is such a sad one.

I just want to know that you're still my boy.

Do we have a deal?

(SOFTLY) Yeah.

I'm sorry, I can't hear you.

Yes, Mum.

Good.

'Cause everything I do is for you boys.

I know.

Mm. OK.

(GUITAR PLAYS)

(PHONE DINGS)

So, what's news in old Gero town?

Well, I can't go anywhere

because some dick monkey's busted my scooter.

I can probably fix that for you.

Yeah?

Fuck, that's so masc.

I wish you were here.

Me too.

I wanna snuggle and get to know you.

Just snuggle?

(CHUCKLES)

OK, maybe more.

I was half expecting a cheeky pic from you.

You went all silent!

I wasn't going to break it

with a, "We haven't spoken in a few days.

"Here's my juicy penis!"

LOL. Don't send your juicy penis.

That's for in person only.

You know not to take it personally when I go quiet?

I'm so into you, Charlie.

Why?

I've never met anyone like you.

Even after all the shit you've gone through,

you have this energy about you.

It's infectious.

The feeling is more than mutual.

Is it my Akubra?

So if you had to have dinner with someone famous,

who would it be?

Um...

Alive or dead...? (LAUGHS)

Oh, that is a fucking dark question.

Yeah, it's a dark question, I know.

And if you were going to be famous,

why would you be famous?

(PHONE DINGS)

SONG: ♪ 1, 2, 3, 4

♪ He's not a lover

♪ He's not a one-night stand

♪ He's someone in between

♪ To lend the occasional hand

♪ Not much in common...

(PRAYS QUIETLY)

♪ But a physical attraction

♪ We only rendezvous

♪ When we need some erotic action

♪ Fuck buddy, fuck buddy

♪ There's a right time and a right place for a... ♪

There is no world where he takes this well.

Yeah, but it's just gonna keep happening if we don't. So...

(CLEARS THROAT) Bec. Rocky.

What are you doing here?

Did someone say your name five times

while looking in the mirror?

Don't. I'm still pissed at you.

You promised you wouldn't go rogue.

I know.

It was selfish and I don't think about anyone else but myself.

Yeah.

That's why I totally understand

if you have to kick me out of the band.

Wait. You do?

Totally. I'm a liability. A loose unit.

And Cemetery Drive is never going to book gigs

with that kind of reputation.

Yeah, yeah, I guess not.

Well, we had a good run.

Let's end it now before we get... disenchanted.

But this band means everything to you.

You always said it's like your only way out of this shithole.

Maybe I need to look at things from a different angle.

Ha.

Reckon he got into his mum's stash?

What time you boys heading to the drive-in tonight?

Nah, not going.

It's our anniversary.

Rochelle's got something special planned.

Fuck yes, boy!

Get some!

You are about to feel the ground shake!

Knock it off, bruh. (LAUGHS)

How did you talk her into it?

Hasn't she got the purity ring and everything?

She tried to resist for as long as possible,

but... she's only human.

Bro! Get outta here. (LAUGHS)

(GIRLS GIGGLE)

Can I come out now?

Just a second, babes.

OK.

(DEVICE BEEPS)

(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS)

(SINGSONG) You can come out.

Come out!

Surprise!

Babes!

(GIGGLES)

Don't you just love it?

Uh-uh!

Wait!

Photos first.

I want to remember this night forever.

Now can I kiss my woman or what?

Mm-hm.

Oh. Sorry. Sorry. (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)

Ow.

All good? Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Just watch out.

Um... (CHUCKLES UNCOMFORTABLY)

(FEIGNS) Ah!

Yes!

Mmm.

Mm.

Uh-huh.

OK, I think I'm ready.

Yeah.

(BOTH CHUCKLE NERVOUSLY)

(LAUGHS)

Shit.

What's wrong?

Just give me a minute.

Oh, is it...

No, it's all good.

OK.

Let me help. No, it's all good.

Let me help.

Is that right? Yeah.

Ow! Fuck!

Oh! Sorry! Sorry.

It's all good.

It's OK.

Ooh!

I think it's my guts.

Just give me a moment, eh? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

(WOMAN MOANING)

Put your throbbing cock in my mouth.

(MOANING)

MAN: (GROANS) Oh, yeah.

That's it, bruh, that's it.

(PHONE CHIMES)

(PHONE CHIMES REPEATEDLY) Ooh...

Oh, f... (DROPS PHONE)

Oh, fuck it!

I've got an idea.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Oi! Look who it is! (LAUGHS)

Ooh! Ooh! Ah! Oh, yeah! Honey!

Shut the fuck up.

How are you? You cheeky dog.

(LAUGHS)

Damn, bro, must have been some good pussy.

It was alright.

Alright?

Bro, you got limited edition Ground Shakers holy grail,

mate.

(WHINING, HEARTBEAT THUMPING) (MUFFLED, INDISTINCT SPEECH)

(LAUGHS)

(SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)

Hamz!

What's up? What's going on, bro?

Enzo! How are you, man?

Hey, I hear Buddy Franklin better watch his back.

I dunno about that, bro.

The way your Mum talks,

you'd think you'd already got a few Norm Smith medals

hanging on your mirror.

Hi, I'm Nat.

Sorry, my soon-to-be better half.

Ooh, look out.

And Zeke you know, right?

We go way back.

The stories I could tell about this fella.

They used to sneak us piss

when we were underage at the Gero.

Jeez, we ran amok!

Good to see ya, champ.

Good to see you, my bro.

Keep your nose clean.

You too. (LAUGHS)

Nice to meet you.

Zeke, grab us snacks, would ya?

Here you go, my love. One hot dog.

Be careful. He's a big one.

(GIGGLES) (GROWLS)

What will it be, tiger?

Two popcorns, three choc-tops and a large Coke.

Guessing by your order, you're here on your own.

I'm not going to eat three choc-tops.

That was a joke.

You should look them up on Wikipedia.

I'm Sabrina.

My mum knows your mum, I think.

Yeah, you do drama, right?

This year we're doing Sweet Charity.

It's my favourite school musical about hookers.

(CLEARS THROAT)

Young fella, that'll be 18 bucks.

(COINS RATTLE) (HAMMER LAUGHS)

Mini treasure hunt.

Thanks.

I'll add you on Insta.

She's pretty.

Totally into you.

What? No.

Yeah.

You know, I've never been here before?

My dad always said he'd take me, but... never got around to it.

Do people actually watch a movie or is it just one big fuck-fest?

I'm sure some do.

But someone's definitely getting a JFK.

A JFK?

Yeah. You know, messy head in the back seat.

(LAUGHS) You're cracked.

What's this? A secret entrance?

This looks like a good spot.

ANNOUNCER: Our feature film starts in five minutes,

so head over to the candy bar now.

What?

I just thought we were gonna go inside.

You can see perfect from here

and you don't even have to pay the 20 bucks.

CHARACTERS ON FILM: (SING) ♪ Raise your head

♪ Raise the dead

♪ Raise your head, raise the dead

♪ Raise your head, raise the dead... ♪

MAN ON FILM: Oh, yeah?

Enlighten me.

You're quiet tonight.

I guess.

(SWITCHES OFF FILM'S AUDIO ON THE RADIO)

Is something wrong?

Why would something be wrong?

This is great.

We can see perfectly from here and we got to save 20 bucks.

(SWITCHES ON RADIO)

(SWITCHES RADIO OFF)

You wanna go inside?

Kinda.

But people will see.

That's the whole fucking point.

I've never had a boyfriend,

but I guess I thought that when I did get one,

he might want to be seen in public with me.

And I guess I thought that my first date would involve me

being taken out somewhere and shown off,

like everyone else gets to fucking do.

Not be hidden in the shadows by somebody who is ashamed of me!

I'm sorry.

I didn't realise.

Yeah, well...

...now you know.

Don't take this the wrong way,

but I'm not sure I can do that.

I like you, Charlie.

I think you're like a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

But I'm not the holding hands in public kind of guy.

Not because I'm ashamed of you,

but because I'm not ready to live like that.

You get up onstage and you wear eyeliner and shout at people

and give zero fucks what the world thinks.

I'm not that guy.

Don't you think you could be?

Maybe.

But not yet.

I've got to get used to this.

I hope that's OK.

WOMAN ON FILM: Nah.

Everyone has somebody who understands them.

You're not the only one who wants out of this town,

you know.

MAN ON FILM: Who said I want out?

I'm sorry.

You look fire tonight.

If I'm so hot, then why couldn't you fuck me?

Did you tell the girls?

Babe, look at me.

Please.

How the fuck did I get so lucky?

Come here, baby girl.

It's still our anniversary.

Let's make it special.

In here? Yeah.

What if someone sees?

These tints are practically illegal.

No one's seeing shit.

OK.

Ow! Shit! Sorry. Oh!

Yeah. Yeah.

Are you good? Yep.

OK.

(BOTH GRUNT)

Yeah.

No panties.

That's so fucking hot!

(BOTH SNICKER)

No, no, no. I got this. OK.

Yeah? Yep. Yep, yep, yep.

Just give me a sec. (LAUGHS) Yeah. OK.

Yep.

(DRONING)

Let's do this.

OK.

(MOANS)

(MUFFLED, ECHOED) Come on. Ow! Ow! Ow!

Ow! What the fuck?!

Ow! Ow!

What the fuck?!

(WHINING, DRONING)

(SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY, MUFFLED)

(MUFFLED) Hammer, where are you going?

(THUD!)

ZEKE: (MUFFLED) Hammer?

Are you OK?

Hammer, are you OK?

NURSE: (MUFFLED) Have you had a panic attack before

or ever struggled with anxiety?

It wasn't a panic attack.

OK. Just deep breaths for me.

Nice and slow.

Have you taken anything tonight?

Any drugs or alcohol?

No.

It's OK. I'm not the police.

I didn't!

Is there anything you'd like to talk to me about, Kade?

Whatever you tell me is completely confidential.

No.

Can I go now?

Oh! Nyorn, my baby!

Oh, honey!

Oh, what happened?

I'm OK, Mum.

The hero returns.

How are you feeling?

It was nothin'.

Let's get you home, hey?

Thank you so much for looking out for him.

It was actually Zeke here who saved the day.

Thank you.

Thanks, Zeke.

Come on, Bub.

Thanks.

Be safe. Mmm.

Just stay here. I'll get the car.

You did good tonight.

You're a good man.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYS)

♪ The more you know

♪ The more

♪ The more you know

♪ You know! ♪